Downing Street Spins Malik is Different from McNulty
Tony McNulty resigned from the government when he came under investigation by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner over £60,000 claimed on a second home, where his parents live.
Yesterday the PM’s spokesman, Michael Ellam, was asked whether the Prime Minister thought it was premature and unwise to bring Shahid Malik back into Government so quickly. He was also asked why it was right for Shahid Malik to step down while Sir Philip Mawer held an inquiry, but not while John Lyon held one? Ellam gave some waffle which didn’t really make sense.
McNulty admitted in his letter of resignation that “It has been immensely difficult for me to give full attention to my job as Minister for London and for Employment and Welfare Reform with this issue hanging over my head.” Malik on the other hand wants us to believe he can give his ministerial duties his full attention despite being under investigation for corruption.
Why is he different from McNulty? Why is John Lyon’s investigation less important than Sir Philip Mawer’s investigation – which had less damning evidence to consider?
Shady Shahid
Labour corruption is clear – one rule for those Brown wants to save – and the chop for those MP’s he wants to get rid of. We are only one step away from Iran and Zimbabwe at present. Our glorious leader plots and schemes….
Hold on about Iran, things might be changing there, unlike here.
Shahid ought to be spelt Shadih, given his track record.
Isn’t a shahid a martyr in Islam? Perhaps it’s time for old Shadih Malik to martyr himself (again) for the sake of his party.
Does the ‘West’dispute the results or just not like them?
Not much chance here! far too much apathy. Although it would be nice to think we could change things, far more likely for a few strongly worded letters, also less chance of one of the Mets TSG goons beating you senseless, which seems to be amore reoccuring theme to Brithish demos.
It is for the Iranians to solve, IMHO. If people do not like the actions of the govt, don’t buy their oil, don’t buy products & services from companies who do. Your choice. Make it.
Iran has had WAY too much Western intervention in its internal affairs.
spot on
Funny thing about Iran.. I heard our Prime Mentalist banging on last night, about Iran havning to pay attention to the people.
Pot meet kettle.
A case of the pot calling the kettle brown?
Who’s thinking that there will be enough of a ‘national emergency’for Brown to invoke the Civil Contingencies Act and suspend the election??
The election was already held and Brother Gordon Brown won. Did you not see it in the your party production? It was plusgood. These falsehoods of an upcoming mock election are doubleplusungood.
ha ha ha – for a minute there I thought I saw the words Brown, Win and Election in the same sentence
“Security” threat : Swine Flu or similar : another economic disaster/crisis . Something along these lines. How could the Tories & Libs go against it without being accused of putting party politics before the “national interest”
This lot are devious enough to give it a go .
Me. For years.
At least the people of Iran and Zimbabwe took to the streets to complain.
The British just moan and hope it all goes away. Somebody else will sort it.
Sounds about right.
We are all far too supine for our own good.
We haven’t had an election and they haven’t had a change of government. Maybe our way is better, innit.
You are right. It’s very poor indeed. Despicable, in fact. I agree with the condemnation from every poster herein. Now, what about another huge trougher named George Osborne?
You’s get in a tizzy over Nick Griffin or Geert Wilders yet sit their and let yourselves get arse raped by Gordon Brown and Shady Malik and other goons over and over. It’s like watching the boot Orwell mentioned stamping on your faces again and again and again.
what about the middle ages? Nothing changes, the corruption, conniving, back stabbing, whispering, lying, greed, vaulting ambition, vanity, cruelty, etc etc etc.
I think, you would benefit from examining your world view and self image
before getting too certain about that. Certainly, this statement can be
considered arrogant and grossly insensitive. Unreal. La-la.
Malik can do what he likes because he is a member of an ethnic minority and they seem to get away with everything and are quick to use the racist card. That he is a thieving bastard matters not at all because loads of Labour MPs futures depend on the Muslim vote so Malik can get away with what he wants
This is true, but what is Dave going to do about it.
Why should he be doing other people’s jobs?
“Dave” is gonna do Sweet Felicity Arkwright .. because he lacks the balls and is scared fartless of being labelled “Racist” .. just like everyone else in this God-forsaken Country ..
Hurling the ultimate insult, preferably in a shrill, incredulously accusing tone – ‘RACIST’! – is normally sufficient to shut down any debate. Onlookers shuffle their feet, eye one another sheepishly and the conversation dies down…
You is just islamadamagingdongphobic innit.
Shithead Milkdesystem
ARGH FUCKING GET RID OF PIERS MORON
Mucky Malik
Dewsbury Drain.
notice how he tried to play the race card! what a bastard he is.
No difference at all – both are mendacious shit-bags who have no business being MPs, never mind ministers.
Well said Hugh.
If there is any difference it is that Malik really does think he’s done nothing wrong – he behaves in the same was as everyone else in his ‘community’, so it must be alright.
I is muslim innit, imshalla
Got it in one! One rule for them – shitty rules for the rest of us!! Get the bastards out. We are too supine!
You Raised the repetitive comment team at Harman Blame this PMQ’s I sea
Chain them both togethor,and give them machetes. Let them fight for the job – like we have to for ours.
There’s plenty more where they came from!
Watch shaun woodward, he’s always behind the gorgon, he’s really sinister, and ofcourse a traitor to boot. AND his expenses were horrendous.
Because a large dollop of Labour votes are hanging on a frayed Muslim thread… and of course McFinished would lose face even more as he re-employed him.
Check out the big brain on brad..
For a bonus question ..why did he rehire him so quickly?
Because we have to celebrate our diversity and encourage the joy of multiculturalism. Bent or not.
No we don’t – when in Rome do as the Romans do.
Got it in one Nell!
If we count being a moral cripple as a handicap – then Malik ticks two of the diversity boxes!
well then he is twice the cripple that you are!
how do like those apples you c’unt?
slightly bitter?
tough shit nazi.
now fuck off and take your fucking hitlerite friends with you.
the success of this country is based on its inclusivity. if all the citizens in this country were useless gobby c’unts like you then we really would be fucked.
oh, and no refund.
you fucking retard.
Braindead.
“thick as thieves” – you might want to highlight that word “thick” a wee bit more. Oh, and for your information I’m Scots Jewish – so less of the “hitlerite” if you please. Twat.
what very interesting things you have to say.
as a Scottish and Jewish person pray tell us your opinion on Israel’s
occupation of Palestine.
rather a hitlerite policy for the Israeli government to impose, no?
but describing yourself as Scot’s Jewish rather gives the game away, innit?
It’s got nothing to do with any of your nonsense Thickie – it’s to do with not being on the take, and that applies regardless of ethnicity or party affiliation.
You really are having problems getting your head round this one aren’t you dear.
thought you lot were supposed to refrain from profanities. Fuck off yourself – bastard!
well done!
you have some insight into your condition.
excellent you are a very clever retard.
good work sp@stic!
thick as a plank is anti-semitic.
lol thick as shit spouts about evil nazis on one hand and derides jews with anti semitism on the other and doesn’t realise the irony.
oh dearie dearie me; utterly desperate stuff from the zionist instant rebuttal unit.
note to Z.I.R.U: I thought I told you c’unts to go easy on the superskunk.
you motherfuckers have been caning it, and you put far too much weed in your joints.
I am pro international law, what are you moshe?
you seem to be attempting to conflate separate issues, war crimes and anti-semitism.
psss, I’ll tell you a secret: israel is guilty of hundreds of war crimes.
my country is also guilty of committing war crimes moshe, so shall we hide the fact or shall we face it?
I am for the individuals such as tony blair and gordon brown and john scarlett and alistair campbell facing the courts to be tried for war crimes.
and if they are found guilty then they should hang, just like Saddam.
the game is up for propagandists like you moshe.
you had your chance to find a peace but you were not interested.
me, anti-jewish? hmmm….. I spend much of my time trying to make things better.
that is what jewish people think is a good attribute isn’t it?
oh and what a cheap shot moshe, you aint no mensche; you’re just a c’unt!
Presumably gordon is hanging onto him not for his talent and his honesty but because of his ethnic background.
Multi culturalism was a central plank of this government’s policies so they need people like malik to sell the product. Same with BaronessU.
Doesn’t matter about their lack of talent or ethics – Their ethnic background is their sole reason for being there.
Never mind ethnic A crook’s a crook at the end of the day. He should be kicked out.
Ethnic trumps ethics.
Oh, now that is really good! Nice one.
The only difference between nations, other than geography, is culture.
When other cultures, no matter how primitive, are given equal importance within a nation, that nation gradually loses its identity and becomes a nameless mass of ghettos.
Multi-culturalism is unpleasant for some, dangerous for many and a misfortune for all.
So the next world war could be fought out here then. A bit like gladiators while the rest of the world looks on.
We are the Theme Park, it is our destiny, or Gordos legacy
It works pretty well in Brazil.
It doesn’t. Blacks are at the bottom of the heap while the white Portuguese types live in luxury.
It works pretty well in Brazil where the overwhelming majority are Christian. The muslim demographic makes up a mere 0.016% in other places with rather higher muslim demographic the joys of multicuturalism are not so obvious.
Vaz certainly isn’t there for his sincerity and honesty…..he’s one of the worst
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/06/mental-health-break-watch-diane-abbott-slurping.html
Hee Hee Hee
I wonder how Vaz, Malik, Abbot etc feel about being excluded from Brown’s inner circle and being used as “Window Dressing”?
You forgot to mention Keith Vaz – another first class slimeball!
Slightly wrong there: Vaz is the ULTIMATE political slimeball
McNulty has met and understands humility. Malik has not. Malik is basically another nasty piece of work and clearly in the job for status, power and the benefits he can accumulate. Jesus Guido, Piers is pouting at me again!!
At last, something positive about my company’s web filters. If, by the last message, you refer to something from “unrulymedia.com” (which could well be the repulsive message you describe) I see instead a message that says “Accessing this site may negatively impact … performance”. Says it all, really!
I thought he was pouting at me! What a tart.
er no, you’re the tart.
everybody knows that!
fuck off twat
leave off NewGirl
Thanks Dark Lord! x
oldtart,
oh dear what a vulgar bastard you are.
as the reader can see for himself you are one foul mouthed motherfucker innit?
I thought I was bad enough but you are a real dirty tongued crackhead slut!
we certainly don’t want foul mouthed c’unts like you and your benefit cheat leader david cameron running the country, eh?
no thanks.
you c’unts are just too fucking dodgy.
defo.
TAT. you really are being frightful tonight. Salvator Mundi’s piss-poor performance at PMQ’s today upsetting you? Or is it another flea leaving the sinking rat that has attracted your ire?
while you are being a grumpy and uncharitable old man I am busy with the work of burning the lifeboats.
please make some effort to keep up you dozey old duffer.
isn’t it past your bedtime grandad?
you bring out the worst in me TwAT
leave her alone!
Of course there is a difference between the two cases
Whilst the two may be lying, thieving scum…Gordon only re-hired one of them
…and please take the piers thing away
“Gordon only re-hired one ”
For the moment he as indeed only rehired one. With Gordon at the helm No. 2′s re-emergence can only be a matter of time.
No. 2s constantly emerge from him.
Because they are scared.
I see we are still graced with the lightly clad presence of Piers!!!!
beginning to get rather annoying
Thats an underststement
Even an Understatement
I keep trying to think what section of the population BurgerKing are aiming this advert at and indeed what is the adverts message?
I confess I am confused!!!!
Its obvious – Poofter bloggers
Got the wrong site here then!!!!
Are there really that many gay blogging chavs that you would waste money on buying half a million page impressions though? Surely Labourlist would be a better target for this campaign?
They thought it would go viral, but it just went spiral.
Down the plughole, eh ?
Should have paid that 88p after all.
With that pout, it looks like MandleBum’s in it up to the hilt.
Burger King. FYI: If anything would induce me to eat anything from burgerking, or snog a bloke like Piers M, it wouldn’t be Piers M.
So what would it be? Money? Fame? Power?
none of the above actually
oh shut up, you’ll take whatever you’re given you ungrateful bitch.
you aint no picture love so I wouldn’t be too fussy if I were you or will end up with fuck all.
as per.
And how would you know you poisonous toad?
oh fucking hell new girl, you’re not going to start crying are you?
for fucks sake pack it in.
I will not be horrible to you again as long as you don’t start blubbering.
Everything Labour does is lies and spin
Like McMentals latest effort on PPQ’s that there will be no cuts with labour, no tax increases and everything i fine and the garden will be soon full of Roses.
Nick Robinson thinks he might get away with it and the people might believe him and vote him in again.
awfull as it sounds, for the long term good of our country, I hope something else goes rong and creates further redundancies and gloom just before the election. Maybe then all the population will see how evil he and his party is.
As for being ‘Son of the Manse’, I’m sure the scriptures dont tell you to lie and never tell the truth
Because most voters don’t read and understand the state the county is in
Robinson no doubt shares gordon’s superior view of the rest of us and believes we are easily fooled.
Pity Robinson doesn’t understand that his job as a journalist is to tell the truth and not spin lies for gordon.
He only winds us up. Makes his blog more interesting.
To be honest, I have no idea what ‘Son of the Manse’means and I, perhaps arrogantly, don’t care to look it up because I only nead to watch and listen to Gordon Brown to make my own mind up what ‘Son of the Manse’stands for and it ain’t nice.
Dear All
I am the boo boo bird
I am the most absent bird there ever was
I have no head
I have no legs
I have no wings
I have no body
But people always know that I’m there
How do they know?
I’ll tell you!
I go “boo boo”
I go “boo boo”
I go “boo boo”
I go “boo boo”
I go “boo boo”
I go “boo boo”
I go “boo boo” ….
Human rights for all!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Muppet.
Pissed again…….
George you’re sick. The NHS have a new celebrity who is going to be their poster boy
little Billy Evans.
Listen to little Billy:
I know you all are very caring people:
I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me,
because I can’t. She is crying. Don’t cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad,
but she says it’s not my fault. I asked her if it was God’s fault, but
she didn’t answer, and only started crying harder, so I don’t ask her
that anymore.
The reason she is so sad is that I’m so sick. I was born without a body.
It doesn’t hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an
artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The
doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin’no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we
need more money.
Mommy doesn’t work because she said employers don’t hire crying
people. I said, “Don’t cry, Mommy,” and she hugged my burlap body.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she’s allergic to burlap, and
it chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if
you forward this e-mail.
Dr. Van Nostrem from the clinic said if you forward this e-mail then
Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the
astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America
and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better.
Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in
church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me
better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe
just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors
said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
another prayer to the angels.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don’t want my
leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don’t forward this e-mail,
that’s OK. Mommy says you’re a mean heartless shithead who doesn’t
care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you
don’t stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes
you die a long slow horrible death so you can burn forever in
hell. What kind of goddamned person are you that you can’t take five
fucking minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can
feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a
poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
Please help me! This really sucks. I try to be happy but it’s hard.
I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.
Thank You.
Billy ‘Smiles’Evans,
the boy with just a head.
And a burlap sack for a body.
Billy is wee Gordon Brown and I claim my family tax credit and free crack pipe.
Why is Peers Moron sticking his face on your site? Yeeck.
Hey, that’s really good, and no fucking waiting list either. The NHS is safe in Eyeliner’s manky hands!
The Penguin
Billy – I’m sorry, but you’ve got to have all your teeth out.
Dear Andy Pandy
It is my impersonator.
I would like to say thank you to them for getting my ‘brand’out there, it was a very nice thing to do.
If they could link to my website blog then they would be an absolute ‘star’.
Thanks guys; I am a little busy at present so much appreciated.
Even although they are still saying bad things about me, I am still getting publicity.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
The only reason Labour have any chance in the next election is down to one man – David Cameron.
Even his only party members can’t stand this ridiculous, “hip” buffoon. A poor mans Tony Blair, 10 years too late.
Bearing in mind most voters would rather vote for Adolf Hitler at the minute, than Gordon Brown, the torie council/euro gains were completely pathetic.
Only enough for an 18 majority in a general election.
Bearing in mind Labour can only go up, and the X factor that they may well have a young hip, leader of their own in charge by this time next year, isn’t it about time for the tory party to admit that the only question mark on their party is in fact it’s leader?
I can’t help but think that they’d be home and dry already, with a policy guy like David Davis running the show.
Not some rather hilarious, public school, 8 house owner, buffoon, who was worth 30 million, even before he entered politics.
By the way – why is a guy worth 30 million, taking out MP mortgages? Oh yeah – to pay off his credit card………
Ahhhhh the nitty gritty
If the Tories have a majority of ONE, that is enough to get Broon and friends to fuck off!
Massive SNP campaign coming up in Kilcardy and Cowdenbeath to make sure the fat cnut loses his own seat
I will vouch for that as I am personally involved. We expect the campaign against the Great Buffoon to go viral and international.
Coolio
Looking forward to it already, let’s just hope it’s sooner rather than later…
The ABL vote will be massive, as it was against the Tories in 1997 – the people want to see a change of government and will vote tactically if they have to, in order to unseat incumbent Labour MPs
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again…..The ONLY way that Nu-Liebor did not lose more seats last week is because of postal voting fraud.Why do you think that Nu-Liebor didn’t get wiped out in London? Because of the huge ethnic minority vote.Who checks that all the people who voted are actually entitled to vote.I mean you don’t have to turn up at the local council office to register with your passport do you?
Secondly,if all the expats who still hold British passports who left the UK less than 15 years ago voted, Nu-Liebor would be toast. If there were on average 300,000 people leaving (many of them of course would have been children at that time but would now be eligible to vote), if only half of them voted for candidates where they last lived in the UK, there would be potentially 2,250,000 extra voters. Now how many people who left would vote for McBroon? None I’d guess,as most of them left because of his rotten party. If you then broke it down to see how many people left grotty Nu-Liebor areas you could target ALL Nu-Liebor constiuencies, like Hazel Blears in Salford.The only problem again would be voting fraud.I mean if lots more votes were sent to places like Salford how could expats trust local councils not to bin their votes?.So if these expats could send their votes to their local British embassy they know their vote would count.Unless that is, McBroon somehow managed to send a few of his own personal ‘Returning Officers’to count the vote. If I was Dave or Nick or even Nige I would court the expat vote.
Dave’s got mine, although he won’t struggle too much in Salisbury, which was my last UK address.
Do you know how I can get registered as an expat voter in Salford? There could be some fun if it’s possible…
239 Ask McMalik, his brigades of multi culti postal vote “arrangers” have got the box stuffing thing down a fine art.
Can the Tories not recall Dan Hannan from the EU?.. even for just one PMQT?… That would be worth the effort to sit with the plebs and watch.
So sad, but so true, poor show at PMQs. Cameron not up to the standard the Tories need to secure a large majority.
At this weeks PMQ Thatcher would have wiped her arse with that fool Brown.
Does Cameron want to wipe the floor with Brown? Perhaps it suits the Tories for Brown to remain in place.
Exactly.
The Penguin
I take it that you mean it will suite the Tories up to the election. Some of us are begining to think it will suite them after the election as well.
There There Jealousy will get you nowhere
They are all bastards.
Chris, I couldn’t agree more.
I hate chippy jealous inverted snobs like you…. Don’t you realise slagging someone off because of the school they went to is just as pathetic when it was Eton as when it was a local comp? (And you realyy should learn to spell Tory if you are going to rant about them…)
Now now. REALLY
yes I know. Typo though , not lack of intellect.
Who might this “young hip leader “be then ?
Never have so many tractors been produced by UK children raised out of poverty by hard working families
I will emphasise that by doing that weird thing with my jaw.
I want you all to believe in me and my lies . . . oops stats.
(repeated ad nauseum)
Old-Noo (neé Noo-Old) BoringLiars – MEDDLING, BEREFT, BANKRUPT, TAXING YOU WITLESS, LYING, ‘n WASTING YOUR MONEY on something pointless NEAR YOU!
A whiter shade of pale !!!!!!
I was not aware that Islam condoned theft.
Malik would be shuffling along on his arse if he lived in Saudi Arabia and would never ever have to buy gloves or shoes, the thieving scumbag.
Just as killing unbelievers doesn’t count, theft from them doesn’t, either.
It’s all excused in the koran by the phrase “Except in a just cause.”
And lying is forbidden – except to Kaffurs. Then it’s OK.
Muslims do not seem to understand that this provision of their dogma makes it difficult to believe a word they say.
Yet they presumably expect the rest of us to deal with them in an honourable way.
Perhaps this is where they get their one-sided view of their rights from.
correction: since 1979.
fucking hell Guido that was fucking brutal.
you edit me so well and for that I thank you.
regards
Lend me a hand.
I’m losing track of all these knights and lords in your democracy(snigger). Do you get one in a lucky bag in a Tesco shop in England? Wouldt it not be simpler to call them Huhnes & krooks or fucking Huhnes and krooks?
PS Cameron is already a self-shagging female reproduktie organ.
Malik is a devious, mendacious low-life who ought to be removed as an MP forthwith. He has absolutely no right to be called an honourable member.
I am disgusted that this is the calibre of individual Brown is choosing to bring back into government. Removal by election is not good enough for these people.
P.S. Fawkes, can you get rid of the BK ad featuring Piers “Morgan” Moron – he is making me feel physically sick…
Are you the bald one from have I got news for you..
Michael Ellam – not another left-footer Scotcher?
investigations???
they will all be cleared so what is really the point who the fuck looks into it. Just more fuckwittery from the government of total fuckwits
ELECTION NOW
Vote Labour! Be happy.
Then why are you such a sad lad?
Things can only get badder
Things can only get BITTER
Charles, I did once, and I wasn’t, and I’m not.
Take to the streets, now.
well after my dinner.
Eat this
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the effective end of the Peasants Revolt in 1381.
The Peasant Revolt gave Edward II a good kicking.Is Gordy the Edward II of English politics? Edward’s reign was disastrous for England. Marked by incompetence,political squabbling and military defeats. Large in stature,widely supposed to be homosexual,his favourites included Piers Gaveston. He was devastatingly defeated at Bannockburn freeing the Scots from English control.He died mysteriously.
Will history repeat itself? Can the SNP defeat him in Scotland and gain independence? I certainly hope so.
So do I!
It was Richard II and and while they did behead the Archbishop of Canterbury (who doubled as Lord Chancellor) and the Lord Treasurer, it was the peasants who got the kicking in the end. Jack Straw was one of their leaders who was subsequently executed.
Brown has realised now that all of these storms eventually blow over, it’s just a case of toughing it out until the press get bored and move on. Malik is probably seen as a key part of Labour’s image as far as Muslim votes are concerned – like Alan Sugar and Caroline Flint he is probably seen as window dressing…
David T Breaker
My blog – newsjunction.co.uk
If that is indeed the case, then we just have to keep kicking until we blow Brown’s house down! Never give up!
Alan Sugar as window dressing?? I suppose in the NuLab world we have to cater to all tastes….
Yes these storms have always blown over, but they would if you have the mainstream media (and in particular the BBC) in your pocket.
Perhaps the only exception has been Iraq, and that is because it really pissed off the MSM.
Sir John Lyon? Is that a (sick) joke like Sir Michael White? Or have I missed someing?
AJC
Read this daily mail article, about what could be the basis for a third investigation into Shady Malik’s affairs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192898/Hes-crafty-b—-says-elderly-council-tenant-lived-flat-Shahid-Malik-snapped-nothing.html
I live in hope.
Much more investigating to be done on Malik and family.
Milking the taxpayers seems to be an understatement. MPs have gone for far less than this.
Like Kitty Ussher?
I am sure the local MP will insist on an inquiry at to why Southwark council sold the flat for 100k lower than the market price. Well maybe not, I think the local MP is Harriet Harman.
A certain Simon Hughes (North Southwark & Bermondsey).
Outed Peter Tatchell as gay to win his seat years ago, then went on to be a high profile Limp Dumb.
How quaint!
Malik is quite possibly a Muslim & so, since his co religionists vote early & often,
essential to Labour’s re election
British not Racist
Yes,they seem to have turned the postal vote into their very own definition of democracy.
Is it coz he’s black?
No, it’s because he’s a corrupt sleazebag and greaseball!
The Penguin
Yes it is a puzzle – why is Malik being treated with kid gloves? Is it because he is a Muslim? Is it because of something more sinister and shady? Is it for local political reasons? I don’t know, but I sure as Hell would like to – there is more to this story than meets the eye. Just why was Brown so premature in reinstating Malik?
It is all very strange! But will the Telegraph pursue the story, now the brother of the editor is in Number 10?
It is perfectly acceptable if you are a man with a moral compass and hold strong presbyterian values, and are a left wing mental.
Any form of corruption is acceptable if you have these elements in tune.
Because a John Lyon investigation means Mucky Malik is innocent, a mirror image of corruption.
No wonder his Corner Shops are no more, he’s fucking useless!
The Penguin
Would you serve teas and coffees when you can sponge up over £108,000 per annum of our money for doing fuck all!
Oh, and only turn up for work when you feel like it.
On the subject of expenses, Sky are reporting that the official release of the expenses files will be at 6am tomorrow, and will be 10 CDs worth of data (6.7 Gigabytes) – that’s several million documents.
Going to make an interesting weekend’s reading for a few journos out there!
That’s another Government IT crash coming your way then.
If I understand it properly this is the redacted accounts.
That means if the DT compares the redacted accounts with their unredacted accounts it will show how dishonest MP’s thought they could cover up their troughing.
I did wonder if this is why the DT hasn’t published too much lately about expenses – because they were waiting for these discs.
Yes Nell, these are the ‘official’redacted accounts, released by the Speaker’s Office, as promised a few months back. It is thought that what the DT had was the first draft of this final release.
The DT admitted that they couldn’t go through absolutely everything they had previously due to the sheer volue of it all – apparantly they had 30-odd journos on it for 6 weeks!!
Definitely a few more weeks of this coming up, as everyone can now go through them, might take a while to download though!!
cos he is a blk bruv innit.
His colour shouldn’t matter – his dishonesty should!!!!
Might it be based on the old adage “Shiites” sticks
Government is trying to pass a law whereby cabinet minutes become ineligible for FOI requests for twenty years. Yes, I’ll repeat that, for twenty years. Also included in the package is a non-accountability clause for the Royal Family. To say this is disgusting is an understatement. The shame of this country no know limits.
Surely a a law can be repealed?
For your information quote re Devine from a Labour Party Spokesperson:
“As both Gordon Brown and the National Executive Council have made very clear, the Labour Party demands the very highest standard of its MPs.”
Does this apply to every MP or are there exemptions?
This is a logical statement given that most of what they say is lies.
There are very few MPs of any political colour that meet the “very highest standard” in the matter of expense claims. Neither Brown nor Cameron, themselves both tainted, wish to lose key appointees. Obviously the worst offenders have to go but the “within the rules” abusers are being retained on the basis of apologies, paybacks and future undertakings to behave. Malik has offered none of the above.
I even doubt if Brown read the Mawer report. Mawer, after considering why Malik failed to ask his Landlord to explain the lack of an annual increase, concluded: “This might not have been in his own financial interest but it would certainly have been in the interest of preserving his public reputation. However, this was not the situation.”
So an MP whose public reputation has been lost due to his own failings is reappointed to Government. The only reason for Brown not removing him is the fear of adverse press coverage following a double dismissal.
Gordon Brown is not a Presbyterian but a Church of Scotland man. True it is that the Church of Scotland is a presbyterian church, but it is not the Presbyterian Church, still less the Free Presbyterian Church. As the word ‘presbyterian’describes a form of church governance, it is incorrect to apply it to an individual such as the Great Lump of Misery unless he is a member of the aforementioned Presbyterian Church. ‘Calvinist’would be better.
Bit of a Dirge and Dance Man.
Not many of ‘em left.
Mr Bogeyjangles perhaps?
As a presbyterian (and that’s what he constantly calls himself) gb should be following the laws of john knox. Instead he is following the laws of p mandleson and shaun woodward, two of the most sinister men in British politics.
He’ll be gone by the end of next week. Whereas that little twerp Blears will be around for some time.
Perhaps Brown can learn from the Great Obama how to swat a fly.
Except when Brown tries it the camera will pick up the cotton thread tied to the fly’s leg.
Brown blew Cameron out of the water again at PMQs today. Well done Gordon!
You been on the drugs again shithead?
Which PMQs were you watching?
The ones I was watching had Brown fail to answer a question from Cameron 4 times, and lie that he would not cut spending in the future.
He also planted several questions on his own benches, that had to read them from pieces of paper
Absolute fucking mental Hoon, he should resign tomorrow and call an election.
Was Brown on horse medication?
Brown only needs one little push and he’ll blow himself out of the water. He’s a man on a very short fuse. Surely you must be aware of how ill and stressed your leader, Brown, looks.
I thought he looked especially liverish at lunchtime whilst Martin was giving his ‘touching’goodbye speech. Martin after all is the first one to actually leave.
Others – lots of them are going to follow. Devine, in a hissy fit, apparently is threatening to resign immediately and cause a bye-election.
Yes!! Bring it on!!!!
You’re bang on the button there grandma. At one point this lunchtime, Cameron could have blown as one would a Dandelion Clock and El Loco would have gone off like the bloke in scanners:
http://tiny.cc/Xy7qU
Brown made some strange comment about the Tories making cuts this year. In a parallel universe perhaps. Or does the one eyed scottish idiot really not know he is still prime minister? Oh, forgot, Lady Rumba is.
Gordon is in full command of his faculties. He can memorise several decades of tractor production statistics and beetroot sales figures and regurgitate that at the slightest provocation with only a slight stammer.
Time for the good people of Essex to come from the villages of Fobbing, Bocking, Ashen, Brentwood, Bradwell Juxta Coggeshall and Cressing to stamp down on the evil taxmongers in Westminster.
Up and at ‘em, boys. Who’s behind me?
Me.
Could it be that Brown’s going for the Autumn election date, expecting the Tories to win and there would be 6 months of the financial year left?
Shaun woodward has put the gorgon up to it. Constantly harping on about tory cuts. He has been glued to his side for several weeks, the traitor.
Hey, Charlie-boy.
Mervyn King, no less, is giving the Mansion House Dinner speech tonight, saying that there needs to be a plan to reduce the national debt in the next Parliament.
This means that the government need to spend less and repay more, in somewhat of a contrast to Herr Broon’s machinations at midday today
I thought the Chancellor always gave the Mansion House Diner speech???
They both do
Do you mean they both do ??- as in they both give a speech on the same night or one gives a speech one year and the other next ?? – so alternating.
Sorry Nell, they both speak tonight. Darling is live on Sky now, I think King was earlier but I may be wrong…
You still there, you pathetic twat? How about I come and stuff your fat head down the toilet? Since you ask – No!
They are both fucking lying twats.
Shahid is laughing
Full pension and the Hoon gets open a Balti place in Westminster funded by MPs expenses.
I’m very fond of indian food – and I wouldn’t go near any restaurant he owned – it would be dodgy food at rip-off prices.
Shahid
“Would you like chutney with that Lord Volderfondlebum?”
Lord Volderfondlebum
“Does it come with ferrets?”
McNulty is a catholic and has a sense of shame. Shaihid Malik, by contrast, is a muslim who believes that ripping off the kaffirs is his duty as encouraged by the koran.
Most British people are so soft, wet, liberal, and guilt ridden that it’s dead easy for shady foreigners to walk in and pee all over them, like Malik is doing.
The Northern Irish proddies are a different kettle of fish altogether, as those Romanian gyppos are finding out.
I remember standing to the National Anthem at the close of cinema and I’m in mid 40′s. What ever you think about The Monarchy this was voluntary and everyone stood. That was leadership and our military is/was the best thanks to dicipline and respect.
So, standing for a tune at the end of the flicks is your idea of leadership? Dear me, no wonder Britain is in such a state.
You’re not wrong, Anonymous. Political correctness buggered us up. It’s a cancer, spreading its tentacles into every corner of our lives. PC is fear masquerading as tolerance, and another reason Dave is failing to hit the high spots. Maggie would never have had truck with it in any of its insidious forms. Fcuk PC and all who bow to her Hydra-like head.
Slight off topic but where else can I post this little number about Hounslow council and the ever fragrant Keens MP’S for Brentford and Westminster.
http://www.brentfordtw8.com/default.asp?section=community&link=http://app.nnet-server.com/server/app/forum/default.asp?site=5
Sorry its the one that shows the council will take over the property in 28 days for council tennants as it is lying empty..
Hounslow Council has threatened to take control of MPs Alan and Ann Keen’s Brentford house if they continue to leave it empty.
The council’s empty property department wrote to the couple on Monday after one of their officers read in last week’s Chronicle that the house had fallen into disrepair.
http://app.nnet-server.com/server/app/forum/ShowMessage.asp?ID=507566
Labour husband and wife MP’s.
Flat 10 miles from main home. Claimed close to Max allowances. BOTH tried to clsim back full amount of council tax for same property. Claimed for interest on £520,000 of mortgages relating to £350,000 for flat and £170,000 for main home – a ploy specifically disallowed in the rules’
Lovely couple – think they’ll survive the next election?
Sarah Beany must be a very popular figure in the House of Commons.
Mere bumbling amateurs when compared with Mr and Mrs Welsh-Windbag! Those two supreme, 5-star, gold-plated troughers have taken us for millions. Strange, isn’t it? Both were anti-Europe and both were anti-House of Lords. Guess where they have been and are going?? The EU was so bad that they felt obliged to enrol the rest of the family in the EU gravy train too.
What appalling, gut-wrenching hypocrisy from these complete parasites. Such utter, utter bastards.
I believe thier son and hier is also on the payroll ‘Got to keep it in the family’propably being groomed for a Euro job. Whats the betting its all in a trust fund as well to avoid paying taxes when they snuff it..So Keen junior can get a bigger trough. Also they bought thier flat for 500 but charge the public purse for a 520 mortgage as they paid for fixtures and fittings. I trust they can back that up as other-wise it fraud to avoid paying the next level of stamp duty which of course they would never do..
The two windbags are REAL socialists!! Well, so they say.
I have a special offer this week
My Veg basket is now an accommodation adress
No questions asked
A snippet from The Independent;http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/generals-go-to-war-over-iraq-inquiry-1706908.html
Cameron would not stop Blair’s EU bid
David Cameron has said he would allow Tony Blair a free run at becoming the EU’s first president. According to reports, the Tory leader has informed senior colleagues not to oppose a Blair candidacy if the Lisbon Treaty, which creates the role, is ratified later this year. The issue is a thorny one for Mr Cameron, who has refused to answer questions about a Blair candidacy on the grounds that his party opposes the treaty.
Utter bollocks and spin! Completely refuted by Hague on Sky. Do you think after 10 years in opposition to Bliar the Tories would support him?
Well they should. They won’t get anyone closer to free-market and low-taxation thinking than Tony Blair.
Shite…. I’m not really trying to make everyone vote UKIP you know – but can anyone suggest any other likely candidates? And they do have to be people who Germany and France could possibly support.
Hague pissed all over the article and author at lunchtime Sir M-H. If he’s not dragged to the Hague, there’s mileage in making Antonia as high profile as possible. Perhaps send him a Mod’s parka?
If you think about it tactically it makes sense.If Blair wants to be the new king of Europa let him.He cannot owe any kind of and is barred from political allegiance to one state if he wants the top troughing job in Bussels.He is effectively neutered by his own ambition.
The alternative is a loose and very dangerous cannon back on his own stomping ground, drawing a bead on shrapnel ridden, shell shocked former opponents.
Because he’s a Muslim and now that the Labour party has shafted the proles, they’ll need all the votes they can get.
According to the Huddersfield Examiner “Hundreds of people have signed a petition demanding that Shahid Malik resign.
Councillor Khizar Iqbal has gathered 405 signatures in 72 hours for an online petition. It calls for Malik to go.”
No doubt Councillor Iqbal will also be asking questions in his Council as to how Malik came to buy that council flat at a knock down price at the height of the property boom.
Malik about to follow Blears into the sunset??
Any links to an online petition?
Sorry didn’t see one – don’t think there was one – just an article in the newspaper. And now you’ve said that – that seems strange doesn’t it?
Because surely the Huddersfield newspaper should have published the online address.
http://www.timetogomrmalik.co.uk
Thanks anonymous – you always come to the rescue!!!!
Labour trougher Jim Devine has threatened to do an Ian Gibson and resign immediately to force a by-election in a pathetic attempt to keep his nose in the trough.
He seems to think that if he harrumphs enough his constituents might believe he was hard done by. He obviously cannot stand the idea of having to do a hard days work for a living.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8104525.stm
Guido, Have you got Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgans Number?
Hurry up Gudio. Can’t stay moist for too long
He wouldn’t be interested, the pout is because Mandybum has slipped up behind him.
I thought he was doing an impression of an arse.
Guido
Please do something about this pic of Piers Morgan – it’s playing havoc with my digestive system.
I haven’t seen his ugy face for three days now.
Firefox : Addons : Flashblock (let’s you decide what flash movies you want to see)
Great HHH, you have restored my sanity and reduced my blood-pressure. Splendid stuff, no more Pouting Moron. Such a relief.
Thanks for that Henry.
Having seen dear piers on my screen this afternoon my husband now refuses to believe that I am on a political blogging site.
And I keep getting disapproving looks every time he walks past – he obviously thinks I’m up to no good.
Admit it Nell, we have seen far more of you here since that advert was put up.
Is he disapproving because of the pRon connotations or because it is Piers?
Admit it Nell, you’re enamoured. (Which would make you almost bonkers enough to be the PM).
Oh Gosh!!!!
Well you have to admit he looks better than gordon!
Hot flush coming on – time for a glass of wine I think.
Of course Malik is different to McNulty – Malik is brown and in the New Labour world of tokenism this means a hell of a lot. New labour practise a sort of inverted racism – and then self-righteous idiots wonder why the BNP are increasing their votes.
It shows the tragic, fractured, shallowness of Labour.
Government should be about choosing people who have integrity, honesty, dedication ,real skills and an ability to connect with their constituents – their colour should be irrelevant.
In Malik’s case that seems to be the ONLY reason he is in a Minister’s job. That means , like car*line fl*nt he is being used as window dressing – and like her, presumably, he can’t even read and understand the documents that relate to his job.
The thought police are clearly real
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8103731.stm
Thanks for this, AH-C. It is disturbing to have yet more confirmation that (a) some judges are bonkers and (b) so are some senior police officers.
When you can’t trust the common sense of either of those groups, we are in trouble.
The Treasury Select Committee (TSC) will launch an inquiry into Britain’s struggling mortgage market to examine the sharp rise in repossessions and the chronic shortage of affordable home loans for first-time buyers.
and what they will find is that the government built about, oh, let’s say 2 houses last year… and only one family has been aided by the governments super dooper mortgage scheme – pity about the other 30,000…but hey, this is 2009 and people don’t need homes anymore????
Quite apart from the financial crisis, this government has enacted raft after raft of planning regulations on new dwellings which come into force drip by drip each year.
Higher insulation standards, ‘carbon-neutral’(whatever that means), the list goes on and on.
But predictably, the wheeze by which Labour creates affordable homes is designed to buy core votes, and is not for everybody. ‘Affordable homes’are dwellings which, on larger sites, a developer must sell at a discount to comply with an affordable homes planning condition (which in turn is a burden generated by the Local Authority’s duty to produce a Housing Plan as part of Local Planning Strategy). Put another way, these are homes which are subsidised by all the other purchasers on a development. When these regulations came in, they were reasonable, maybe 5-10% of dwellings sold at a 25% discount. But future planning regulations increase the proportion of dwellings which must be ‘affordable’and size of the discounts which a developer has to offer.
Only Ed Balls could think up such a scheme.
Those moving into the ‘affordable’home are immediately in positive equity. Meanwhile, those who paid full price, in this downturn may find the property is worth less than the mortgage, hence the repossessions.
I wouldn’t have thought there was much that MP’s didn’t already know about the housing market.
There has been no sign of Master Baiter here since Jonty Pryor was exposed.
There’s been no mention of the shenanigans on his Twitter feed either.
try reading the earlier blogs!
hi misog
Hola Cariño, que tal estas?
You’ve been very aggresive today?
Has she?
Could we have that sponsored by Burger king instead?
Hiaaaayyyaaa Nooooogullerrrrghh.
293 … if thats you jonathon, then you really are taking the “I wanna be like draper” act a bit too far.
Nah, can’t help you mate.
Jealousy breeds Contempt!
Its Twat. He’s on usual form tonight….i’m sure when he’s not on here slagging me off he’s prowling street corners looking for a prostitute who’ll take his virginity for him.
PS I am quite grumpy though
Soz
> he’s prowling street corners looking for a prostitute who’ll take his virginity for him.
With an icepick.
Which is why he is still a virgin.
He’s contacted a disease, his first time, such bad luck.
330,
new girl’s alright but you’re just creepy.
I’m chasing you round the blog!!
that was to Misog….
TWaT, you have a problem.
Not just the one, hey TwAT?
Sometimes I agree with the comments from TWaT, then he goes all schizophrenic, so sad don’t you think?
I’m not sure I’ve ever agreed with TwaT (she said doubtfully….!)
He’s insecure and wants to be heard. You’ve got to feel sorry for him.
How are you?
I’m fine
Thanks. How are you?
Yeah, I’m good. It’s been a long day though. Glad to see Ussher has gone, first time I saw her on the DP I thought she was a bad un’. Is that just me being misogynistic?
No its fine. Doesn’t count when its troughing Liebour MPs….! And they’re all ugly…
ha, ha i like you.
After all the filth and nastiness I see on this site, I post a reasonable message only for it to be censored by the moderator!
Sorry PY, we don’t do reasonable, only profane and libellous. That’s why the mod took an instant dislike to you.
Oh, they’ve let that one go, so I’ll try again. Malik is different from McNulty because he is brown skinned and can thus get away with more than a white skinned person under the New Labour policy of ethnic tokenism. And then they wonder why the BNP attract an increasing amount of votes.
Oh, they put a moderator on that one. I wonder which word is causing this?
BM – P
Whilst I agree with all the condemnation of Malik and Broons handling there seem to be double standards on this site as well as in the government. One or two posters have enquired as to why Dave isn’t suspending Oik Osborne for similar reasons to Malik – and they are abused. Seems to me Dick Sniffin’s praetorian guard (aka the Pink Panzers) are trying to take over this site.
currently he’s guilty of:
Lots of silly purchases – places him in about the worse 20% of mps.
“box room first home” scam – about in the worse 10% of mps.
Charging office expenses on what is part of his rented house – No idea whether any others are doing that. At £2500 a year for what might be a legitimate expense and not really going into his pocket.
Paying cash and no receipts is at the very least careless.
Claiming “its our culture” is bollocks and he’s a prat.
With everything else we’ve seen, thats not enormous. Yet some people are getting very excitable about him.
BTW: I’m really just after straight facts. I’d hope not to have the intellect of a dog and just bark up random trees.
No one with a brain should want the Tories headed by Dave in either. They need a hardliner.
“Why is he different from McNulty? Why is Sir John Lyon’s investigation less important than Sir Philip Mawer’s investigation – which had less damning evidence to consider?”
Why do bobo nuts never grow in Brondovia?
It is. If you mention the intials that start with a (I’ll do it in the phonetic alphabet) Bravo. November. Papa. It will immediatel go to moderation – well, well so much for freespeech Guido! Try it and see. Use the three first letters of my example and watch for ‘moderation’.
Message 193 – it works!!!! Leave out the Bravo November Papa intials for that political party and it won’t go directly to moderation. Amazing!
Guido had a few problems some time back with supporters of the Bravo November Papa generally being the cυnts they are, saying things he didn’t like and would have got him in some trouble – hence the mod rule on their name (long form or abbreviated).
Thanks for that.
See if cυnt gets through.
No problem with Huhne – but you won’t get through with the initials for Bravo November Papa. This is really a very weird site.
No, not Hoon, cυnt.
Even more amazing. I replied to Message 200 using the word Charlie Uniform November Tango and they’ve changed it to hoon!!!!
I wondered why I kept seeing ‘HOON’so much in the messages.
PY, copy and paste the one above – it’s not what you think it is if you look carefully.
how fun. Barbapapa’s nuts and all that.
I’ve also discovered you cannot talk about stäinës either.
romanian mick – you lucky thing, you had two Huhnes without being changed to hoons.
GRRRRRRRRR…. They’ve changed my Charlie Uniform November Tango’s to Hoons again… I give up________________________________________
Yep, on this blog they’re either the B&P, bee en pee or just the unmentionables (for obvious reasons!). As a pilot, I quite like your Bravo November Papa though
Referring to them as the Buggers Nutters and Perverts, Dick Sniffins acolytes or the Pink Panzers also seems ok (if somewhat offensive to unconnected perverts).
Malik is different from McNulty because he is brown skinned and can thus get away with more than a white skinned person under the New Labour policy of ethnic tokenism. And then they wonder why the Bravo November Papa attract an increasing amount of votes.
Has nobody thought that Brown might be correct?
Given the racing certainty that he and his fucking party/government/stassi are likely to be beaten to a pulp at the geberal election, then Brown will not be cutting anything. The British people, in all their glory, will be the ones doing the cutting – cutting Brown’s legs from under him!!!!! Brown, if he escapes criminal proceeding against him on all sorts of counts, can then spend the rest of his mendacious days waiting in an NHS queue for treatment.
Maybe Cameron could use this notion to turn things around on Brown …. Agree with him, hell you can’t rationalise with him…. just an idea…
Things haven’t changed much eh
Hopeless, i guess the ginger welsh fuckwit has had the last laugh, he`s done pretty well for a useless twat.i miss proper political satire.
Don’t worry, political satire will return in a big way once the Tories get back in. The Liebore luvvies will see to that.
Nope, except we’re more than £ 10 million richer and me and Lady Kinnockio are Lording over you
BREAKING NEWS – KITTY USSHER RESIGNS FROM GOVERNMENT!!!
Another one bites the dust!!!
Flipperin Hell.
Says she doesn’t want to cause McTwat any embarrassment.
If you want a job doing properly…..
what was she?
A trougher. Other than that, I can’t honestly remember…
A thieving whore, who didnt care much for artex.
oh yes i remember…
Hi NewGirl – the title of that book you recommended (which has arrived) would seem to fit here and her – Not with a bang but a whimper.
Hi Nell, that was quick! Get tucked up with old Theo later! Mind you it will make you cross, so you won’t sleep easy…
x
Junior treasury minister, flipper and decorator. New thread just started.
Rather embarrasing for boss Darling on the Mansion House Dinner night, more likely related to the full official expenses details coming out tomorrow
Another fall from the House of Usher.
I’ll get my coat.
Because he is a Muslim!
He’s different ‘cos he’s black – or brownish actually.
We call it ‘tinted’up here in Yorkshire. Fuck the PC brigade.
Fair enough – we call Yorkies “thick Arkwrights” down south.
The re-appointment of Shahid Malik as a Minister of the Crown is morally indefensible as well as being administratively and politically inept.
The government has become so convinced that it is the victim of a press conspiracy, that it is blind to how unacceptable the abuse of expenses system is to the electorate, in particular its own core labour vote.
This is nothing to do with Shahid Malik’s religion or racial origins, nor is it a party politial matter. Dewsbury has a substantial Muslim population and it is appropriate that it should be represented by a Muslim MP. The Tories agree: in the 2005 election, Malik’s Conservative opponent was Sayeeda Warsi, a muslim who was born and educated in Dewsbury. Now Baroness Warsi, she serves Cameron as Shadow Minister for Community Cohesion and Social Action.
The Malik issue has everything to do with honesty, transparency and accountability in politics. Malik’s alleged abuses of the parliamentary expenses are not, in the overall context of the current Parliament, particularly grave. It is the MP’s and his government’s response to these allegations that makes his reappointment and continued occupation of office unacceptable.
[This is an edited version of an earlier post which is awaiting moderation]
I think there’s a new mod rule on length – I wrote a long one earlier and it was modded for no other obvious reason…
Can you try and keep it short or start your own essay blog
o
k
ha ha
My apologies on length. I think though the moderation trigger was the word “P a k i s t a n i”.
I had trouble getting C.olonel G*dafi through the other day.
WTF was all that about?
So now it’s official. Size does matter – but not quite as we thought it did.
Breadth and depth matters more than length.
Well you would say that wouldn’t you?
Depends who I’m shagging.
Is that what you were doing?
When you’re not sure you know they’re inadequate in every dimension.
I believe that’s a quote from the Pink Panzer handbook.
It’s a bit like the Tardis then? Tiny on the outside, but huge in your imagination.
Eh? I think you’re imagining I’m a bloke.
Politicians get away with whatever we allow them to get away with . It’s as simple as that.
Brown is so fucking thick, he probably thought no one would notice.
Why is it “appropriate” that Dewsbury be represented by a muslim? The majority of residents are not muslims. Not yet anyway.
It’s the halal butchery connection.
On reflection, perhaps “not inappropriate” would have been better
Kitty Usher just resigned
That’s good, but it lessens the impact somewhat when you have to google to find out who the fuck she is.
Yep, she’s condemned to the NuLab dustbin of history.
NuLab is condemned to the dustbin of history . Just a little while longer. Thank the Heavens!!!
Labour will finish third in Burnley at the next election behind the Lib Dems and the B-N-P’ers. If that scumbag Campbell stands for them then they’ll finish fourth behind the Tories.
Its all about artex, apparently.
Guido – any chance of changing the Burger King sponsored ad from Piers to someone a little more appetising and less of a salad dodger, please? Or maybe allow readers to pay to have him taken off, say a collective £ 10 a minute?
How about a young Clint Eastwood??? On horseback. Riding into the sunset.
I’ll bring the Magnum, you bring the flutes.
To be replace by Sarah McCarthy-Fry…Ever heard of her..no me neither?.I seem to have read somewhere that she also claimed for luxuries which she needed to do her job.Like a pair of tongs and a sewing basket.FFS….
Strange; one tongue other than their own is enough for most hoons. Talking of facial features – has anyone found George Osbornes septum?
Gordon Brown is getting slaughtered as a lying hoon on ITV news. They say even Labour backbenchers don’t believe Brown’s made-up figures on govt spending.
Tom Bradby called Brown a liar and said his backbenchers think he’s mad.
What is Welsh for cunt?
This didn’t get much airtime on this blog the other day – it’s really worth a look.
Oh yes!!!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT
Credit : http://www.bbdo.co.uk/blog (nothing to do with me)
Guido, this should be top of the page tomorrow, it’s THAT good
Boyle is keen on making a Trainspotting sequel based on his follow-up book Porno. That, coupled with the news that the original cast have recently reunited for a new Trainspotting DVD, means another flick is most certainly in the cards.
That’s Danny Boyle of course, not Susan Boyle, the “entertainer”.
Did you say “Susan Boyle” and “Porno” in the same breath??
Nooooooooooooooo!!!
Kitty Ussher resigns from Government over £17,000 tax dodge:
Kitty Ussher, a Treasury minister, was forced to resign after avoiding paying up to £17,000 in tax on the sale of her constituency home.
Why do we even listen to these scumbags any more?
Scum the lot of them.
If you do not want the issue of troughing hanging over your head do not trough is the first place. Simple really.