Who Punk’d Guido Over Purnell?
LabourList did a story on the weekend relishing Guido getting punked over that Purnell story. So a bit of background as to how it went wrong might be useful.
It wasn’t a one-off anonymous tip. It was a tip given in two parts, the week before the source had told Guido there was a meeting to be held in Manchester, which Purnell’s people where encouraging people to attend. That meeting coincided with the PLP meeting. Two out of three elements of that tip were verified. It seemed interesting.
Guido was also able to identify who the person passing the information was (though the tipster didn’t know that). Guido discovered he worked for Lindsay Hoyle MP, who coincidentally spoke at the PLP that night in favour of Brown carrying on with the job. The tipster was also an officer of the Labour Party, serving on the National Executive of Labour Students. This all boosted, though he could not have known this, his credentials. He could, Guido reasoned, be in a position to know.
The tipster called Guido’s voicemail-to-text-message* number during the PLP meeting and spoke in hushed tones, claiming he was at the Manchester meeting and that Purnell had just told people that he would stand if no credible candidate came forward. Nice bit of plausible nuancing. Guido took a flyer and ran a much caveated post emphasising it was unconfirmed and immediately tried to get hold of Purnell. When it didn’t check out, Guido retracted it pretty quickly. Still haven’t figured out why Jonty Pryor went to all that trouble…
*Provided by SpinVox.
/me loves tangled webs!
Mr Pryor is a well-respected Labour campaigner who is doing his bit to help hard working families through these difficult times. You’re just a washed up scandalmonger Guido…
Yep we now know who Charles E Hardwidge really is! Hows it going then Jonty? You sad ginger prick.
Jonty’s too young to have coined the phrase “Graphics Fidelity” and invented half the internet.
Or to have written “Darkwing Duck.”
Dear Fellow Socialists,
You may mock, but Lazy Ginger Bastard Tossers do not have an easy time. That is why I am campaigning on behalf of people of LGBT everywhere.
For the past year I have been chair of the union council, this has given me a real insight into how the unionworks and what can be achieved. I want to ensure that the LGBT community continues to have a strong voice on council – fighting discrimination and ensuring that the union is a safe space for all regardless of gender or sexuality.
As I’m sure many of you have, in the past I have faced homophobia first hand so know the effect it can have – especially for those recently having moved to a new city.
I want to be a visible, contactable and approachable face to offer impartial advice, counsel and peer support for any and all who seek it.
So much work has been done over the past few of years for the LGBT community in this student union; increasingawareness of human rights violations around the world, challenging stereotypical views and providing information to improve sexual health.
I will continue with these projects and be there to help you with any eventyou would like to hold. I will also work with the LGBT society – being the link so the union can successfully facilitate events and campaigns.
Yours,
Jonty
Here’s his email address
lgbt@labourstudents.org.uk
Tell him how much you love his work
http://www.labourstudents.org.uk/national_committee
As many of you know the Lazy Ginger Bastard Tossers have been resisted calls for them to go further with their really quite limited aims. Sadly, they have not seen fit acknowledge their limitations and the their leader jonty is just not up to the job.
Therefore, in true socialist fashion,some have decided to split from the LGBT and form the “Municipal Institute of National Ginger and Allied Representative Students”
or MINGARS.
Please join us in our struggle by
1} subscribing to a MINGARS newsletter
2}Having a MINGARS facebook page
3} Getting your MINNING picture in the student magazine
4} Supporting other MINGARS by buying them a drink in the union bar, or inviting them to a dance.
5} Dissing the LGBT at every opportunity,calling for their expulsion from campus.
“Our struggle will give comfort to poor, lonely MINGARS worldwide.”
I think Jonty looks quite cute (if a bit dim)
“LBGT community” – no such thing.
he’s a lie bore twat spin spin and more spin !probably a jock judging by the orange skin and hair Guido you should know better never believe a word that comes out of the gob of anything to do with this scumsucking lowllife bag of shit they call a party !
GINGER TOSSER !
Pryor, typical newlabour lying shit. Exterminate. Exterminate.
dont worry. he’s just an anagram
Jonty Pryor = Try Joy Porn
It seems he did a Mandy on you – shafted you right up the fucking arse.
Lazy Ginger Bastard Tossers do noy have an easy time . ..Unless your name is kinnockio and you have just robbed the tax payers of EIGHT MILLION POUNDS !!!!!!
Are we still allowed to say h ang the f uckers, or will it be moderated ?
…..the picture the patsy trots around on his LBGT profiles was taken when he was 14-and- a-half FFS (and as many years ago). ooooo!.
Oh well. One thing hasn’t changed since I was a student so many millenia ago. Labour students are still lying toerags. Where is give me 650 lamp posts and a roll of piano wire when you need him?
looks like mandelsons bitch to me
I concur. And that Peter Jukes is a hotty too. Fancy a 3-some?
Why did he go to all that trouble? My money would be on the fact that ‘Jonty’ is a sad dickless twat with a lot of time on his hands who hasn’t found a woman in the union bar drunk enough to let him touch her
Do you mean Peter Jukes inventor of the phrase ‘triangulated third wayers,’ to the mystification of all, by any chance?
Perhaps the ginger nut is jealous, his inane mutterings on LL only attract about 40 hits, or 3 if you leave off Jukes and Widget.
I dont know about time on his hands but I suspect he had his little dick in his hand, busy pulling the end off it – he looks like one of Mandelsons boyfriends the little ginger minger.
maybe he plays with charles’s smallwidge ?
Mandelson doesn’t have boyfriends, only victims.
he looks like a 13 year old would-be. NOW he is a 13 year old has-been.
Has been fucked by Mandy.
Does Builders Crack mean Ginger minge? http://tinyurl.com/7s9c6 5 across 5 down.
seems like a sneaky little ‘goffor’ twot to me
He’s a bit ginger beer…
fucking “billy nah mates”
Looks like a typical left wing,anti everything,never done a days work in his life tosser.
By looking at his picture and reading his CV i FUCKING HATE Jonty Twatface or whatever he’’s called!
Do as I say not as I do
I guess that’s why the post count has been so slow recently is it Guido? Spent all your time on your childish vendetta to try and find out who shafted you. Hoodwinked by a student activist! Nice one Jonty.
Students shouldn’t have time to be “active” in anything except studying .. if they are .. then either they’re not studying hard enough .. or they’re taking the piss by engaging in subjects which don’t require much study and usually ending in “ology” …
Don’t agree, rebel. If you’re going to play Jonty’s game you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth. A lesson in life for the aspiring rat-fucker.
Monsieur Ardwidge/”Ginger Tosser”,
It is terribly insulting to our collective intelligence to post ‘ere et tell nous dat you are a well respected campaigner. If you were living in 15th centure France, I would ‘ave you ‘anged for your stupidity.
Cordialement,
R
Now come on Jonty, It’s ok to admit to us that you are really Damian McBride and Hazel Blears lovechild.
You have a known tendency to spout shit while on a motorcycle.
NOLS filth.
If you are confident you are too stupid or too lazy to get a job in the real world – you can always jump on the NOLS bandwagon and try to get yourself up the greasy Labour ladder.
I smell the decaying member of one Derek Draper still up to mischief over all of this.
Do you suppose they have policy meetings at LabourList? If so one could just imagine the agenda … “how do we fuck up order-order.com today? I know … Jonty you go pretending to be someone called Charles Hardwidge and I’ll stick to my Master Baiter disguise. Guido will never know that it’s me, I’m far too clever for him
Ginger tw@t boy called “Jonty” works for a bloke called “Lindsay”.
How very New Labour.
One might note that “Lindsay” does have quite an old labour pedigree.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Hoyle
And Jonty isn’t his real name either.
http://deletionpedia.dbatley.com/w/index.php?title=Jonathan_Pryor_(deleted_30_Apr_2008_at_02:23)
http://www.chorley-guardian.co.uk/expats/Chorley-campaigners-fly-to-US.4614282.jp
OOH look …. an MP employing a full time university student.
I could never afford a ticket to fly off to the states when i was a student.
this fucking knobhead standing as a councilor at 18. his fucking balls haven’t dropped yet and already knows it all he’s only just old enough to vote twat ! perfect for the labour party knows fuck all about life, real people or politics get a fucking life !
His father made rather a lot of money with his carbon offset business Toynbee-Daft & Sons & Idiots
He’s a Viz Character surely, Jonty Pryor – the New Labour liar.
Does he find his real name Jonathan all a bit provincial?
Identity crisis Jonathan?
You should go and see a psychoanalyst – I can reccommend one if you like. He studied IN Berkley for a while…..
lol
SON OF ALDRIDGE PRIOR ?
It’s all lies, I tell you.
Christ on a bike, another Ginger Minger! Is this one full size, or another dwarf?
The Penguin
ugly & part of the gay movement also
Have you ever seen a gay “movement” which was not ugly?
they only go with men because they’re too ugly to get a woman ! isn’t that right Peter mankiebum ?
I had high hopes for LL under Alex Smith, looks like he is as happy to indulge in a bit of Dolly Draper Style smear as ever was the case on LL.
Setting you up to write an article on it. Pathetic….
Guido got trolled.
guido fuck sake mcbride back working you get shafted 1+ 1 ?
that should be camerons first question on wednesday re Mcbride . it just shows how desperate Mcmental is to cling to power bringing back scum like him so soon second rate cabinet half of which are unelected .vermin like the kinnocks at least past leaders fucked them off to the EU for a year or so . how long before Blears is back ? she’s already saying sorry !
Doverwatch has an interesting take on this.
o/t west indies 16-2
fuck 16-3 come on england
45-4
fook 45-5 come on england BARMY ARMY
Respect Jonty. You may be a ginger tosser and the Labour Party no better than Dick Sniffin minus the gay skinheads but anyone who gets so many Tory retards apoplectic deserves respect. Next time, rather than scamming those from the Care in the Community Party) I suggest targeting more worthwhile opposition – almost anyone else.
fuck off jonty
This Jonty character is not a man – obviously. At best he is a child or possibly a ’student’ i.e. too dumb tor lazy to get a job. ‘Working’ class, my ass. You can guarantee that all his so called ‘work’ is figuring out how to spend yours. my and any other people’s hard earned cash. No chance he’ll ever make an honest living and write a cheque to an old-folks charity. Not a chance. Like all socialists he’s probably completely unemployable outside of his ‘Part Activity’.
Jonty represents the class of people in Britain that we the people would like to see less of and not hear from at all. Utterly useless.
Another 6 Comments
and he will reach :
The Mark of the Beast
What a sad little man…
Nice one Guido!
I laughed me cassock off.
Ginger Jonty Pryor = Jerry Ponging Tory
His Mum and Dad must be so proud:
“why is it exactly you don’t approve of gay adoption?
If it’s becuase you don’t approve of homosexuality fullstop, then this is a separate debabte.
But if you go with a common argument that having gay parents will make the adopted children gay too, let me assure you that having straight parents didn’t make me or any of my gay friends straight…..”
Jonty Pryor @ 6:59 pm, Tue 14th Apr 2009
Thinking about it, most gay persons have straight parents. Well they would wouldn’t they? But it didn’t make them straight.
Would I prefer to be an orphan or adopted by a gay couple? Hard one that. Either way you’re buggered (figuratively speaking). As the son of a gay couple you’d get a right royal ragging from your mates at school so I’d think you’d suffer lasting psychological damage. Enough even to join the Labour Party, oiks.
GINGER and GAY ? your parents should have named you LUCKY ! and to boot a member of the fantastic labour party WOW you’ve got everything going for you ! wait till you meet mandelson he’ll give you a red rosette and it wont be pinned on your fucking jacket !
The queue for dicky-back rides is this way, young Jonty mlad
Perhaps Brown would be interested in taking him on as an intern. Has the makings of a McBride.
Or maybe a Lewinsky, now you mention interns.
mangledbum will take him on as an internal !
o/t but is that from Dirty Harry?
I believe political spokespoofs should be elected by the people.
The Dis Hon Lord Mandelson
First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council
It’s the ginger Pig-ment syndrome is neil kinunoch real ginge or trying to impress
Carrot tops! Mine are doing nicely in the garden, though I’ll have to separate them
soon – far too close together.
The sad ginger gay Johnny and dark lord Mandy won’t have a future in Labour or the UK if the devout not moderate muslims get their way.
Future president Malik of the former UK needs to be able to proudly proclaim to muslims around the world ‘Amhadinnerjacket’ style that there is no gays in the former uk now known as Englandistani.
Thick Jonty whut you mincers gonna do when they start hanging you? how will your gay rights protect you when they saw off your head with a rusty machete?? You have no right to exist on earth in these peoples eyes and yet your party is sleeping with the enemy as so to speak just to win a few votes.
Gay people don’t produce children Jonty, no children means no continuing votes or voting base to stay in power Jonty which means it’s you and your fellow gay friends not so clever Jonty which is the expendable element in the left and Labours long term plans not mr immigrant or me darkie, Mr gay is the sacrificial lamb in the movement.
These people aren’t afraid of jail or being called homophobes Jonty they don’t care, they go to heaven for doing God’s work killing the devils pervets like you. For every one that falls four more are born.
No amount of re-arranging the deck chairs of the titanic or tinkering with adoption laws will help you my gay friends from the fate you’ve sealed for yourselves to reap in the future.
So Jonty it’s all fun and games now in politics me laddo, but we’ll see who has the last laugh.
Matt C, fuck off.
very very bored of you matt, but you do have that effect on people, you probably always have, haven’t you?
that is because you a boring c’unt matt with no real life and so you come here and spew your garbage and think you are a somebody.
you are nuffink you tit.
you’re a nobody matt.
first revelation free.
but seriously matt, fuck off. c’unts like you are not welcome here.
take your race war elsewhere you white supremacist fucking moron.
what a wanker!
Matt C 6:13pm
A very well written post spelling out a few home truths. Ignore the spitefull Labour troll he lingers around here like the stink from a broken sewer.
ah, charlie(bn p troll) hardwidget! you must be Matt’s boyfriend.
you are a racist c’unt and you are not welcome here either.
go ruin someone elses blog you nazis bn p trolls.
or stay and get your brains bashed out!
I’ll think you’ll find the post was rather more on the homophobic side than racist you thick labour loving immigrant thieving kunt.
classic !
I’ll admit i’m a troll sent here to wind people up lol.
demographic facts is facts.
yes quite, 97 per cent of the population is white.
you are rather arguing against yourselves you cretins.
Why bother?
Disinformation and spin. That is what labour oiks do. Nothing personal just vindictiveness.
It may be possible that the rumour was true, but Purnell decided to duck out at the last minute.
But that would presume he’s fickle and a coward.
what do you expect ? they are a bunch of spine less bastards !
“Still haven’t figured out why Jonty Pryor went to all that trouble…”
They are at war with you, thats why.
Simples!
Jonty sounds like a Public School toff’s name
Hell hath no Fury
like a Guido scorned
My Aunt had a ginger cat called jonty. It was run over by a blue lorry.
Ich weiss nicht was soll es bedeuten
dass ich so traurig bin
It must be rough to be a ZANU-Labour Enthusiast (even if paid on lavish MP’s expense acount)
BUT that puir wee Kat found life le plus rough
Jonty is on my patch.
I’m the public school Guardian reading ginger twat around here.
I had a good working class upbringing,,selective school,6th form and then Oxford plus an internship with some Democrat Tossbag in the States where i sucked his Cock occasionally.
I’M WORKING CLARSS YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
WHat’s that, you’re working your arse? That’ll be about right then, you fucking ginger twat. Go and eat anothe fat Liebour dick so we don’t have to – been fed enough of it the last fucking 12 years
He could be PM one day (if we are not careful)
Not until they cure his gingeritis…..
How cruel. But he’s an LGBGTITSNUTSBUMS officer so he must be really clever
Jonty!
If ever there was a name for an utter ponce, that is it, Jonty, indeed.
Quite so. It’s one of those dippy names that when you’re introduced to someone who’s called it, you just want to slap them.
agreed if your parents called you jonty theres only two options open to you be gay and join a gay party like lie bore or suicide think i’d choose the latter !
Truth is a stranger to Nu Labour. They are all serial liars, deceivers and crooks.
Why have you posted a photo of a young Boris Becker?
Can’t be. Not even SuBo would fuck him in a broom cupboard.
no, it’s clearly Kinnock’s love child
first
Not first.
Knot Fest
Naught, Faust.
Snot Feast!
Naughty fist.
Night frost
Gnat fast.
lip gloss
Hair cream
Vaseline
to avoid any more confusion , the one who is first is the one with a “FUCKING BIG NUMBER ONE ” next to their entry thank you !
Well now Guido just take a closer look at the colour of Jonty’s hair.
He’s a “Ginger”
Say no more.
I am getting sick to the back dentures with people impersonating me.
The police have been informed.
Fuck off, we’re too busy maxing out credit cards.
Oi stop impersonating me!
Yes, thank you Sir.
Now please fuck off and die.
i saw a bloke with a smallwidge the other day i’ll inform the police !
He did it to discredit this blog, seems like the most natural choice.
Typical labour really, smears won`t work, so lets go for the “lets make them look stupid” approach.
“Still haven’t figured out why Jonty Pryor went to all that trouble…”
Because he’s a shite.
McBride probably started the same way.
He’d have more chance getting Mandelson interested in women.
mandelson has seen the picture and said YOUR ARSE IS MINE !
Perhaps he was put up to it by Lab HQ Dirty TRicks Dept. to discredit Purnell before he had chance to mount a credible coup? Quite a few waverers (e.g. Miliband) wavered and the plot fizzled out like a damp squib.
If so, well done Guido. You have unwittingly kept that idiot Brown in power and guarateed a Conservative landslide next June and possibly the eternal demise of Labour. UKIP as Opposition?
If Cameron gets caught on the wrong side of Lisbon then it might be conservatives in opposition to UKIP.
Seconded
thirded !
Turns out that he is also a P**fter
Algorithim that
You really have issues with poofs, don’t you?
I think the Beast doth protest too much.
What’s he been saying about me?
You pack fudge.
That’s fair comment then.
Fuck off, poof
No you fuck off you tedious splenetic twat.
TORY CUTS!
A liar, ginger, involved in LBGT and a Labour supporter, if my son turns out like that i’d commit Hari-Kari…
P.S. Nothing against any gays just remember at uni that the LBGT was simply a freaks united show full of weirdies and uglies who give all homosexuals a bad name, think Mandy formed it…
Oh dear. You have issues don’t you dear.
Go and lie down in a dark room and crack one off.
You’ll feel much better.
i bet they have some ball’s !
I wouldn’t bother committing Hari-Kiri. I’d just drown the kunt and have him burnt before packing him off up the Thames. Easier.
His sexuality is irrelevant, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay.
However, there is plenty wrong with being a childish, labour loving hoon of the highest order, and I hope he gets plenty of abuse every day of his life – not for being gay, just for being a complete twat.
As president of Manchester NUS he is following in the shoes of Phil Woollas – later he will also take over the blouse
Ginger, Manchester/Salford …..like sweety I’m-really-sorry-Hazel
Another little minx
Does Jonty like to wear leathers too? Or other types of chaps?
He’s not president. not even close.
following draper too…..
Draper wasnt president either.
He wants a dick shoved down his throat anyway just for being a Liebour twat. It’s all he’s good for….
Lordy, another ginger bastard.
He’s Labour. They are incompetent at what they’re supposed to be doing, so they play at political machination, like student politicians. They must be so much fun at a party …
What a sad little scrote.
You can imagine what sort of tw@t he is, just by looking at his smug face.
Another ginger girl friendless loser trying to make a name for himself on the basis of no talent & all spin.
A future Labour star then.
The ginger one is dead right for a safe labour seat when one comes available again – & that will be when we are all dead & buried & no-one remembers the horrendous mess that Labour ALWAYS make of the economy & the currency.
Apparently he helped Obamamessiah win the Oscar too.
Jonty? Good, old-fashioned Labour name, eh? Perhaps the son of a miner or steel-worker.
or the leader of the local hunt ?
Hunt? You mean kunt?
Dear All,
It seems even a lowly, young and inexperienced Nu Labour clerk can outsmart ‘our Guido’.
Ha! Now he might find his reputation for undercover, furtive journalism adrift and open to the snarls, or mockery, of public doubt.
The true error, of course, was to suppose that the indomitable strength and courage of the Prime Minister, which alone preserves the loyalty of the large and influential Brownite faction, could be shaken at all.
Such impetuous reporting of incredible, unconfirmed stories reminds me of the rubbish written by that silly, little-read and bad-looking Fraser Nelson on the Spectator. Not like the clever and handsome Brian Taylor here on BBC Scotland at all.
Perhaps we Scots may give lessons to our helpless cousins south of the border. Ha! We’re already giving you the public necessity of government!
Hooray!
Yours sincerely,
George Laird
Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Fuck off you fraud. You are nothing to do with Glasgow University.
Why to you keep peddling this delusion?
Dear All,
Doesn’t it appear that the few, non compos mentis and blind admirers of Fraser have felt offended by my honesty!
Ha!
I must apologise, in my above comment, for neglecting to include, superimposed on my name – ‘George Laird’- a link to my blog. I knew this would disappoint the throng of bloggers, or human rights watch junkies, hankering to read the latest insightful piece of wisdom I had composed.
Patience my faithful readers. I’ve provided a link here in this comment.
Hooray!
Yours sincerely,
George Laird
Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear All,
I must be turning into George Osborne. Letting flies into my mouth and shutting the trap without so much as the briefest thought or sensation. Ha!
I must have written the link in the ‘email’ box for the comment publication.
Fear not. I’m quite sure it’s right this time.
Hooray!
Yours sincerely,
George Laird
Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear George,
Don’t worry – we’ll all be laughing at you when you get independence and that fat arsed hoon Salmond takes you even further round the U bend than Blair and Brown took us.
What’s with all the Haaaaaaaas George? Are you suffering from the george brown dropping out of control jaw syndrome? Quite a serious complaint, and can only be cured by keeping your mouth shut. The Romans built two walls to
keep the likes of you – wode covered kilt wearing haggis eating barbarians, out of the Home Counties. Take that other barbarian gordon brown and his clan with you.
PS. I like Fraser Nelson, he’s got a slight speech defect that I find sexy.
PPS. Ha!
Ignore the troll and he will go away. Everytime you respond to him he hangs around.
Dear Threadneedle
You got punk’d, I am a traditional Tory and New Labour hating Hoon.
The twat you replied to is posing also as Jonty @109. He/she or IT uses a comma after Dear All and Yours sincerely, I don’t in my writing.
I am sure that Guido will also confirm that twat uses a difference IP number from me.
Although I can be a complete hoon, I don’t target innocent people as such anyone who knows me will realise, the attack on Fraser Nelson of the Speccie is not by me but the George Laird impersonator.
I bet the guy posts wearing woman clothes and underwear the sad twat.
Finally, no apology necessary, you can go fuck yourself.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
We’re not your fucking cousins. Wanker.
Can we change the expression “Billy no mates ” to “Geordy no mates ” ? His web site is emptier than a swingers’ club on Margaret Beckett night.
Laird George
The Campaign for Human Beings at Glasgow University
Dear resurgemus
Couple of quick questions.
How is the romance with your sister going?
Any wedding bells or patter of tiny feet?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George
don’t have a sister so you’re blogs pointless.
However
How do you tell a scotsman’s clan ?
Shove your hand up his kilt and if it’s a chicken nugget he’s a Laird
I like to one about Iris and the Glasgow Polling Station george – there should have been more of that south of the border!!!!
Dear Nell
Thank you; I am just starting out on my own blog.
Also on this thread I have been impersonated so in this case you replied to someone posing as me.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
well fuck off back there then
I flippin’ hate it when people impersonate me.
And don’t expect us to follow you and justify your existence by commenting.
Even if you have polluted my place.
The Penguin
NOT ANOTHER GINGER “LEFTY JOCK TWAT” UMAN RITES MY ARSE !
Seems like a nice boy!
I think you may need to adjust the colour balance on your monitor.
Beaten like a ginger step-child…
The Penguin
I have a ginger step child. Seven years old. Beaten every day.
It’s the law, apparently.
Good man!
The Penguin
I think it best not to publish how you got punked, since it will make it easily next time
Mais, mon ami
It ees like le Atom-Bombe
EEt ‘as been invented – le secret ees out
fuck off frenchie! had a bit of trouble with you lot in the Hastings Arms last Sunday night.
Belgian, sacre bleu
The Normans knew how to deal you your Lot @ Senlac Fields
Le Chat Anglais s’est assis sur le mat
Vive les Frogges
ah qui – le secret, like ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobees….
I read that the so called ’security (there’s a laff) services’ were recruiting for the junior section some time ago….promised a ‘helping hand’ through Uni and into big politico back offices and then into guvmint, puts me in mind of a balls kind of ‘rise’, you know, allegedly like …..this oik Jonty looks like he fits that kind of bill.
His Mum would be really proud of him….
how could his mother be really proud that her son is getting his butt punched ? they must feel they have failed ! no grandchildren for a start its sad really sad !
Maybe he just wanted to make you look like a stupid c-unt!
kinda backfired though, didn’t it.
He would know all about backfiring.
Not bad to look at, though…
Labour, dirty tricks? desperate? surely not.
That kid is ginger
Wonder if he really *volunteered* on the Obama campaign as he claims?
That could mean many things, including just a day spent hanging door signs…
It’s hard to believe, but in terms of mendaciousness, the evidence suggests that next phalanx of Labourites are on course to be worse than the current lot. This is why they need to be annihilated at the ballot box now we have the chance.
Yes, lets change the colour of the rosettes & not the direction of the country.
The Tories are going to be no better
We are stuck between the Devil and the deep Blue Sea.
You missed the full point after ‘annihilated’.
His father is Dr Evil…
You are dead right you know. The resemblance is uncanny.
Still haven’t figured out why Jonty Pryor went to all that trouble…
Probably because he’s ginger, at odds with the world, and undoubtedly got a score to settle with society…
That Harry Potter film wasn’t very realistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
I didn’t believe in the magic either.
The Penguin
Lindsay Hoyle. He used to make T-shirts for a living too!
Any Draper connection here? I have seen Lindsay Hoyle making partially disparaging comments about him, but never more than one would say about an old friend that has been naughty. Note that they will have known each other quite well since about 1983.
HHAHAHAAHA
I’m sure Jonty Pryor will now be a lot more famous on Facebook.
http://www.facebook.com/find-friends/?ref=pf#/profile.php?sid=e5bb65c07e3209e3956413b1ada05168&id=522725234&hiq=jonty%2Cpryor&ref=search
The sad tw@t thinks Michelle Obama is a politician.
fit though looks quite Amy
He even thinks Ken Livingstone is a politician !
yes! ha ha. is his name an anagram?
*puts on Lieutenant Colombo voice*
Ahhhh, Mr Fawkes, Sir… I’m confused …. if he used your … ahhhhhh …. SpinVox voice-to-text messaging facility … ahhhhh …. how did you know his tones were hushed, Sir?
Or …. ahhhhh ….. was that just a little piece of blatant product placement, Sir?
You can listen to the audio as well. SpinVox is ace, don’t have to call my voicemail to listen to my wife nagging. It gets texted instead.
I do hope when you find out his name and university that you are not going to run a series of stories that would embarass him in front of his family.
“don’t have to call my voicemail to listen to my wife nagging”
Sold. Sign me up..
The clues lie in the transcription of hushed morphophenemic phonemes that display back vowel distortion and labio-dental fricatives that are easily confused with bilabian plosives. Also, at low audio levels you can identify a ginger twat by his lisp.
Does he have a st-st-st-st-st-stutter? Or maybe a st-st-st-st-st-stammer?
The Penguin
Perhaps he would if he met you.
Trying to p-p-p-pick up a penguin.
(Boom boom. as a cloth fox once said.)
More boringly – he probably has a Chorley accent- which is quite distinct so would probably narrow down the guesswork quite a lot (note that DD’s has many oddities).
Guido, I fear you have the wrong man, surely nobody who could write the following in his students union election address would be so underhand:
“I want to be a visible, contactable and approachable
face to offer impartial advice, counsel and peer support for any and all who seek it.”
Does he mean pier support?
Apprentice career politician, itching to get to the trough and the subsidised Commons bar.
……….and no, i won’t click on Piers Morgan’s feckin video to see his burger king…
Yeah, Dr Mick, career politicians – there’s something not quite human about them as I’ve discovered first hand from being in the vicinity of some of them…
You work behind the bar?
Do you think he has been under a peer?
good job for him : pier support : under the sea with lots of concrete on top of him !
Mr Pryor is a not very well-respected or liked Labour campaigner and who is doing his bit to help hard working Prime Ministers(Brown and Mandelson) and Cabinet ministers through these difficult times. You’re just a washed up scandalmonger Pryor, just like all of the Labour party.
Training them up young just like the Nazi Youth. Gordon Brown must be proud.
No wonder our politics are such a disgrace with up and coming idiots like this wanting to rule over us. After all, Jonty is such a Northern working-class name!
Eyup lad – it’s nay reet all this social stereotyping stuff tha knows
THA NOS !
Eee, lad, tha’s not wrong thar.
Why don’t you “take another flyer” Guido !!
More lies, spin, and smears. This is New Labour at its best.
He’s a rather beautiful boy.
I’m going to call him Poppytops.
It was an oh jolly hockey sticks student prank. The sort you can have a good guffaw, guffaw about in the union bar. These gingers need to work harder at being popular than do us humans, so don’t be too hard on lickle Jonty.
Seems like a nice boy make a nice chum for Mandy and all the other Chocolate Chimmeny Sweeps at Westminster.
If I was his Mum I wouldn’t want him mixing with that lot!!!!
I should already be cross that they’d corrupted him into being dishonest.
“Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can’t.”
Having trouble identifying hate speech again?
Jonty, surely you are familiar with ‘Withnail & I’?
Don’t you think it wrong that a young person should have to offer sexual favours to a powerful older man in order to progress his career? I would have thought that was the type of exploitation you would be against.
You are referring to lurid unfounded allegations of the type that tittilate the sad old fossils with shallow right wing postures that infest this woe begone site. In other words, homophobic nonsense that you are happy to indulge in.
Now run along you empty headed liar.
pot kettle black
black pot kettle
And white kettles. Hate to be accused of culinary racism by our resident self abuse commissar.
MB
for someone who hates this site you never leave it.
If you want fun, why not log on to sad George and give him company
Tea and coffee making facilities pot the black calling
MB/Jonty: I was concerned about what Derek Draper made you do in order to get the contributor role at LabourList. And it’s not homophobic to find sexual exploitation of younger people by those in positions of power to be reprehensible. It is a gender and sexuality neutral concern.
Newlabour = homosexual mafia. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against gays, only
newlabour.
HETROSEXUAL = NORMAL HOMOSEXUAL= NOT NORMAL ! END OF !
Are people really called Jonty these days?
Jonty, is not a posh name , but a common name in South Africa… especially amongst the Afrikaans…
Does that mean we’re now importing c_unts from the Cape?
Jonty Pryor?
I thought he was a gormless fucker off Cash in the Attic
He, or whoever, did it because they hate you and everything you stand for.
Their mission is to discredit and shame you, in small ways and in big ways.
You are a marked man Guido,
I still love you though (not like that)
not like jonty !
I bet you need a vernier caliper to measure his sphinctal dilation
Jonty a.k.a. Charlie from the (Mandelson) Chocolate Factory
I love ginger pubes!
You can pretend you’re all posh with saffron stuck in your teeth
“Still haven’t figured out why Jonty Pryor went to all that trouble…”
Because he’s a prat.
Christ on a bike.
Piers Morgan pouting.
Aaargh. Just been sick on my keyboard.
i’d rather go down on margeret becketts piss flap’s
Might I call “time out” please Gents and stop trading insults .
I extend a warm invitation for both Jonty and Guido to appear on a forthcoming Newsnight broadcast.
Good afternoon !
Smacks of ginger tokenism.
Sorry Jerry, but if you’re extending anything ‘warm’, I’d recommend anyone to keep as far away from it as possible.
Guido, be wary of the poster of this:
http://aberdeenuniversitylabourclub.blogspot.com/2009/05/tory-frontbencher-with-two-jobs-gets.html
The second name might ring a bell.
Ah so that thieving innumerate jock has bred, has he? At least the dick splash is still in jockland…
Mr Git, your web link doesn’t work.
I reckon Master Baiter could be Jonty Pryor.
Master Baiter mentioned a few weeks ago that he ‘worked’ housing LGBTs (why they have any more difficulty finding somewhere to live than the next person is beyond me, but anyway…)
He also exhibits the same juvenile manner.
Guido, have a look at the IP addresses if you can.
So what?
Who is Dr Feelgood?
Who cares?
Keep you anonymity; your ginger secret is safe for now.
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWu-efNN8PM
is Madster Baiter in his living room
Seems to have a sound grasp of economics though…..
A very eloquent and thought provoking video about what is wrong with the world today.
yep ! total wanker !
Takes one to know one!
Makes sense his name harks back to all those lonely days at private school
LGBT’s don’t have any difficulty at all finding homes.
Thanks to Jonty/Master Baiter, they go to the front of the queue!
Jonty rules!
But here’s a question:
From time to time, one encounters beautiful women who share one’s enthusiasm for threesomes.
How precisely does Jonty think these ladies lives will be enhanced by categorising them alongside the fat hairy breasty bearded trollops mid-way through gender-reassignment?
Another one of Mandy’s young lover boy’s. I wonder why Guido never spotted the Brazilian accent.
They just don’t understand.
Guido does it with wit, flare and style.
The New Labour “Jontyites” lack any of these redeeming features.
I am sure they have their tiny little foreheads in a furrow plotting to “Bring Guido Down”.
I shall look forward to their come uppance and the style with which it will be delivered.
Go scatter their feathers, Guido!
i’m not normal !
Iraq enquiry to be held in private – more cover-ups from Zanuliebour !
Exactly – far more important than the ginger minger and who did/who didn’t slip one past Guido… bastard Brown. Slippery hoon.
And the Lib Dems have it.
Timed to protect him and his filthy predecessor.
Reg Keays calls it similarly on Sky.
Blair is a de facto war criminal and a traitor – end of.
Rope please.
If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
Oooh, I’m feeling a bit opaque today.
Brownwash, to be led by twat who was on the previous whitewash team.
The Penguin
b liar did nothing wrong wepons of mass destruction. lie ! 45 minuites lie ! david kelly. state murder etc etc !
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
The sad thing is that in about 30 years he’ll be a Tory.
If he grows up.
Yes, little Jonty is just an ex-public school armchair revolutionary rebelling against his very wealthy upper-middle class parents. He’ll grow up eventualy and join the family firm like all those posturing wankers do in the end.
Just give the little creep a peerage now as a crime prevention measure.
I went to school with Jonty Pryor.
I remember Jonty well. What a terrible little sneak he was. An odious, oily creep who loved telling tales about his fellow pupils and would have been teacher’s pet had the teachers not found him as vile and creepy as the rest of us did.
I’m not surprised to find him sucking up to senior politicians and telling lies.
Was it a gels’ boarding school? Oh do tell!
It appears to have been Saint Mick’s in Chorley. Its one you have to pretend to be C of E to get into these days.
I hope neither of you threw your chip papers into my garden.
I believe Jonty went to StChutneys, Bellend Rd in Cockington
Bollocks!
He made excellent toasted crumpets
surly that is sucking ON senior politicians ? please give us more ! more ! more !
Bet the ginger hoon stinks of twiglets. If he does not have people attacking him in the street for his many oddities he fucking well should
Forget that bitch, call me instead. 50 lashes for you my lad.
Mr Jonty Pryor, who once wrote a long, rambling piece telling us the VAT cut was the best thing since sliced bread – an article in which he scandalously misrepresented the Centre for Economics and Business Research report into the cut.
I took him to task on this but he failed to respond.
Spinning a cut of 1/47th and now spinning against Purnell, what Brown-nosing bollocks might wee Jonty come up with next…
Jonty… I think I can help you get through your exams… call me…
Lawks-a-mercy. I knew I had seen that face somewhere before. Indeed, I used to employ a red-haired lad in the scullery at my pie shop, but I had to let him go after finding him in an act of fellatio with a customer who, I believe, is a member of the governing party. Behind the pork pie stand.
Pie shop! Hold on , Ah’m coomin!
Oh Mr Prescott, sir. The whole of my shop is at your disposal, as always. I’ll tell the girls to make some more of your favourite tripe ‘n lard gutbusters and get Dynorod out for the drains in case you have one of your little ‘bulimia’ attacks.
But Mrs. Miggins, don’t I recall you warning Young Jonty after you found him putting the holes in doughnuts in that rather revolting way?
Where’s Pienomics when you need him?
The Penguin
Why is there a picture of that British troop hating establishment leftist tosser Morgan on this blog?
We have very long memories, Mr Morgan.
Asd for the ginger wannabe leftist oik – so what?
These kind of tricks is what they are all about.
What that palid girl shy giner liberal needs is a stint in the army – he may actually get some real mates & some understanding of what it takes to give him his freedom.
If Labour & their dead tree cronies knew how much the armed services hated them they would be afraid – very afraid.
We stand ready, as ever, your Majesty.
great to hear that the country is very proud of our lad’s and know how bad these twats have made it for you we all know the best forces on the planet defend the realm not the scum in that place ! and if called i hope you would raise it to the ground in a heardbeat ! god bless all who serve !
Why are Labour co-opting school children into their corrupt club. Don’t they have any adults who can spin and lie for them ?
Or is that what Damian McBride is doing now behind the scenes – running a Fagin like school for kids to train them in Labour’s dirty politics?
In zis life
One zing counts
In ze bank
Large amounts..
F**K off, I wouldn’t have nuffin to do with those thieving Labour scum, d’you hear?
Well, they’re training kids at school to grass up their parents for thought-crimes, so this is hardly something new. Schools are indoctrination camps; standard fare for a communist regime.
Indeed,
I have to get de-programme the grandchildren regularly because of the internationalist leftist scum that run edukashun in Great Britain.
And the Tories will do nothing about that so the damage and indictrination of our children will continue unabated.
I hate the left in this country
Leftie marxists long since worked out that if you want to socially engineer society you start young. Hence OFSTED visits to nursery schools, to check that they are being “inclusive” by celebrating Diwali – I kid you not, there were NO muslim kids at my child’s nursery but the manager said they have to “tick the right boxes” in order to get approval from OFSTED, and that includes showing that they celebrate “our rich diversity of culture”.
It’s almost beyond parody.
The festival of Doolally is a Hindu festival not muslim.
There were no Hindu children there either!
Same reason Adolf sent 14 year olds against the Russians – sheer desperation
I wondered what Alfred E. Neuman was doing these days. Fooling Guido, it seems.
That’s MAD that is
Nothing to worry about sounds as if Labour is running scared and trying to sideline the power of Guido. No so scarey as the bunch of opportunists standing for the Speakers posotion . BBC Parl. Channel on the RED BUTTON Hustings. Margaret Beckett has to be Peter Cusings love child.
Out of Shergar’s mum.
The Penguin
More like out of Shergar’s bum.
Jonty. Christ, the name could have come straight out of the New Labour Book Of Approved Names. Please don’t tell me…middle class…went to public school (or one of those exclusive, very well well performing state schools so beloved of new labourites – ie grammars in all but name) and has never had a proper job?
A comp that always prided its self on being the least bog standard in town.
Then a 6th form college. non-selective, but with an enormous catchment area (state schools in the area don’t do any A-levels)
jonty rhodes, south african cricketer
Your not too far off there mate, St Micks is one of the better ones in town but its still nothing special.
Iraq
inquirywhitewash No74. Coming sometime to somewhere not very near any of us.There’ll be a general election before it reports in July 2010. Brown at least seems to know that farce is all about…………………………………………………timing.
Broon will be long gone and sitting out his retirement in Brussels, as some highly paid, but useless Euro-drone. Google “Kinnocks” for details.
I don’t think brown has any useful purpose to serve once his term as PM crashes to an end.
Even his books don’t sell. No-one anywhere in the world believes in his ‘fiscal fairy tales’ and his disastrous lack of man-management skills has become an international comedy hit.
He’s hardly statesman material is he??
No, but being useless makes him perfect for a Brussels sinecure.
You have a point!!!!
The Kinnocks have blazed the trail for completely useless and unsuccessful British politicians to swindle the masses out of millions by going to Europe.
Wait for Brown to joint the Euroswindlers in Brussels.
He’s a great dancer.
The Penguin
I’ve got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest — is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I’ve written a poem about it; maybe you’ll understand. “Why do nice girls hate me? Why–
I know exactly how you feel
Don’t patronise me you lower middle class yobbo.
not only nice girls you ugly gay twat !
James Purnell is less than delighted with this piece of juvenile stupidity, which not only harmed his reputation but even further traduced the reputation of all members of the Labour Party as scheming and manipulative liars.
Err that would have been Purnell resigning, I take it ?
Thwoop
you cocksuckers are in need of regime change.
How’s it hanging, Saddam?
Pity he hasn’t anything better to do. When I was his age I spent all day ‘Flogging the Bishop’
When I was his age I was earning a living in a proper job.
LOL..
Why did he do it?
He wants to play at the big table.
His face is crying out for the so-called torture which the met imposed on some drug dealers ie head down the toilet and pull the chain.
BTW – what sort of drug dealers are we breeding? They seem to no idea of the basic traditions of the British education system.
Torture my arse…
sorry, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo3HMYLutPw
Given how many stories have been broken through Guido’s blog, I think this little weasel has a long way to go before he can come anywhere near.
At the moment he’s on par with Bart Simpson calling Moe’s bar and asking to speak to Al Coholic – incredibly funny if you’re about 10 or a little bit “touched” but not particularly impressive to the grown ups.
I found that really funny.
I must be tired.
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?
okay, maybe my comment about it only being funny if you’re a child or a simpleton was a bit OTT, but you get my sentiment I’m sure ;-)
It’s very sad. He’s missing his childhood. He should be out playing football with his mates.
What mates? Aspiring Labour prime ministers like Jonty don’t need mates. Ask Gordy . . .
From the Peterborough Evening Telegraph:
MP Jackson’s anger over pool protest
Peterborough MP Stewart Jackson.
Peterborough MP Stewart Jackson has condemned protesters who gathered at his home on Saturday with the intention of swimming in his pool for wasting police time.
About 30 people, some dressed in swimming costumes, walked from Central Park to the MP’s home in the city at 2pm on Saturday (13 June).
It followed the recent MPs’ expenses revelations during which Mr Jackson promised to repay more than £300 claimed for pool maintenance.
Protest organiser Phil Jeffery, from West Town, Peterborough, said: “The idea has come from the extent of the whole MPs’ expenses row. In essence, it was our protest against Stewart Jackson and his claims.”
The protesters were greeted at the gates to the property by four police officers.
Today, Mr Jackson, who was “helping local communities” at Dogsthorpe allotments at the time of the protest, said: “Police resources should be used to fight crime, rather than this sort of foolish, juvenile act.
“This was an unnecessary waste of police time.”
A spokesperson for Cambridgeshire police added: “The protesters arrived at the property, but they did not enter. They went back to Central Park at about 3pm, and we left the scene at 6.30pm.”
“No arrests were made.”
I’m really sorry Dave but if the Conservatives are going to have real credibility – this man must be deselected.
What a despicable Draper/McBride style little sh1t.
I note that Jonty is on the National Committee of Labour Students and he is under a grouping called ‘Liberation Officer’ (presumably not of D-Day quality).
http://www.labourstudents.org.uk/national_committee
He can be contacted by e-mail at:
lgbt@labourstudents.org.uk
It’s just a cunning disguise, with a ginger wig on top.
Damien McBride’s back. Haven’t you heard?
IRAQ! IRAQ! IRAQ! The enquiry is to be held by the Privy Council and guess who heads up the Privy Council – Lord Mandy – the Lord High Everything Else.
Well, I guess Brown needn’t worry about the outcome now, need he!!
Didn’t take him very long to revert to usual form. What was all that bollox about changing his ways last Monday?????
Heckler & Koch PSG1A1.
he’s a ginger twat, like Kinnock & the short arsed dog from Salford.
Does Jonty post on politicalbetting.com as ‘tim’? He certainly looks like he might.
Good spot.
If so, he’s supposedly got a 7 yrs old daughter that he appears to spend no time with judging by the 24/7 time he spends trolling on PB (well apart from the 2 hrs away from his PC to sign-on of course).
As well as an Eton education and a career in arable farming. I tend to view these biographical snippets as ‘flack’.
and go to the arse-clinic
Dear All
Just as Guido got punk’d and used by a ginger hoon; I find myself being impersonated by some brown nosers on here.
I have to say thank you to them.
It is nice to know that in a shot space of time I have made an impression.
Thanks for making me feel so welcome you hoons.
To ‘George Laird’ @ 3.39 pm, you nearly pulled it off but no commas after Dear All and sincerely, you have no future as a fraudster and of course you probably used a difference email address and IP number from my normal posts.
Nice try, who’s bitch are you Brown noser?
I feel this experience has been very positive.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
self important little oik.
sod off, you are a boring troll
Dear mad fred 2 para (retired)
24576312, my army number when I attend the Royal Military Police School in Chichester.
I was told the biggest problem in Aldershot was how to stop 2 Para bumming each other in the street after they couldn’t hold their drinks on a friday night.
For the record, what was the longest train that done you?
Platoon strength or company?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
ps 2 Para my fucking arse.
Ignore him, he’s desperate for traffic and comments at his new blog.
The Penguin
Dear Tory
My blog had comments and I removed them.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Oh please do fuck off.
Can we start a campaign to reverse the cuts in mental health care. You can already see the devasting consequences of absolute delusion that these people people are beginning to manifest.
Iraq inquiry to be headed by Sir John Chilcot.
The same John Chilcot who gave us the Butler report?
Yes I believe so. All very predictable.
No.10 staff seen out this afternoon buying gallons of whitewash!!!!
Oh no they won’t need it. Inquiry being held in secret.
There will be no whitewash in the Shitehouse.
McBride’s been heads down for the last couple of weeks drafting the words Chilcot will be told to use about patriotic Gordon’s heroic part in all of this: how Gordy tried valiantly to argue against British involvement but was stymied at every turn by reckless Tony and his nasty coterie. It’ll be shite of the stinkiest sort.
Question is will it examine why we were told there were WMD’s , and one’s which could reach us in 45 mins, when there weren’t any?
And since they are having a secret inquiry how are we to know the terms of reference and whether they even ask this most central of questions?
This is what gordon means by transparent then.
RIP Dr David Kelly. You’re not forgotten.
Quite so, Nell. How right you are!
Jonty Pryor = Jr Tory Pony
You sure this isnt another wind up?
Brown coming in for some stick from members of his own party over Iraq Inquiry announcement. Once again, our great leader has shown disdain for just about everyone. He fails to involve opposition parties in the form of the inquiry; he fails to recognise that the public wants the ‘truth’ and not just to ‘learn the lessons’ (whatever that means) and most of all we want a PUBLIC INQUIRY not one held in secret. His valiant efforts of last week to change have very rapidly disappeared. Hang the bastard then we’ll have an inquiry!!
Why don’t you ask the Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition the Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Con) for a promise to commission a full public inquiry on the Iraq War?
In waiting for a reply, don’t hold your breath
You may go.
Perhaps you can explain how spending £ 7 million of re-branding BERR for Lord M to abolish it on a whim 11 months before an election is investment ?
It is a small price to pay if it helps to keep the malcontented fish head eating inbred led Conservitudes from pandering to the small minded lunatics they depend on for support, which pandering would ruin the country and Europe further.
MB
that could fund almost one and half Kinnocks !
Is it true the Kinnocks are backing Cameron as they’re one of the richest families in the country ?
Did you ever throw chip papers into gardens on the way back from mustafas?
Not in the way that you mean.
Which is why David Cameron would no sooner have a public inquiry on the Iraq War than he would sacrifice his summer holiday.
Remember foot and mouth?
How is this suddenly Cameron’s problem, this illegal NuLabour war?
Perhaps MB, you could explain how spending £15 million on an enquiry into the Rover collapse (which after 4 years cannot produce any conclusions) is an “investment” ?
Did you ever get any chips with your portion of lard from Mustafas? Nope I didn’t either.
Listen you little bed wetter – we are not talking about what the leader of the opposition should do – we are asking why the Government will not hold a full public inquiry. If you took off your Labour tinted glasses for one fucking minute and thought about the number of people who had died needlessly through this god forsaken war perhaps you wouldn’t post such glib comments.
Now please can you let me know where we can meet so that I may educate you on the value of human life…..
He will never criticise Labour simply to wind you up. Ignore him.
The UK security apparatus is in thrall to the US.
Think Fylingdales and GCHQ, it has been taken over, captured, subsumed by the US intelligence and military.
That doesn’t excuse Labour going to war and getting beaten in Iraq, it’s just a statement of fact.
So what would the alternative that is Cameron undertake to do to expose the truth.
Nothing, in line with all his other positions.
Brown never spoke in favour of the Iraq adventure.
Brown got out of Iraq promptly.
Brown has resisted successfully US calls for more troops in Afghanistan.
Brown is a far better option than Blair/Cameron.
“The Uk security apparatus is in trhall to the US”
Perhaps you can explain then why an ID card scheme no-one wants costing £ 6 billion is an “investment” ?
Master J Baiter…
If you really are anti-war then I could believe that you wouldnt really trust Cameron to have been much better.
But its a bit crap for a New Labour loyalist like yourself to be critical of cameron – who might, if in power have done things in a similar way, we’ll never know – and absolutely supportive of the crowd who were in power at the time and were absolutely responsible for lying about their motivations.
Of course, there are anti-iraq-war people in the labour party. However some of them find it so unpalatable they have to leave the labour party and become independents.
Which includes Joyce Snape. The old-old-labour councillor in Chorley that beat the 18 year old new labour clone Jonathon Pryor.
Fylingdales is and always has been an American installation. GCHQ is not, nor never has been.
You may claim otherwise but you cannot claim …
fuck, I can’t get Piers Morgan’s mush out of the screen as I type…
..but you cannot pass off your fantastic opinions as fact.
Brown more than any other politician has emasculated the British military. So what is so noble about him that he kept his head down when our ill-equipped troops were sent to fight? It was shame that kept him quiet.
When a government tells the public that there are WMD – but can’t show you the facts because it is secret
When a government tells the public that there is a 45 minute threat of missile attack – but can’t show the public because it is a matter of national security
What opposition (except a pacifist one) would go beofre the electorate and say no.
NO WMD – WORST THREAT OF TERRORISM – WHAT A SHOWER OF SHITS
If NuLabia were truely about people then they would be crying a river about the deaths on both sides caused by the NuLabia lickspital government – NuLabia only truely care about power and their big-government experiment.
WHAT A BUNCH OF WANKERS
Re: Master Baiter @ 297
The war has not been lost, numb-nuts.
May I say that if any guido blog visitors are interested later, that the information relating to warcriminals blair unt brown can be read at informationclearinghouse.info No need for enquirey behind closed doors.
“And hey Chilcot, make sure you make clear it wisnae me; it was all that nasty wee shite Blair’s fault.”
Yes And one into the Foot and mouth fuck as well.
Cameron voted for the war, just like the lackies in the nulabour party. We’ll never hear the truth about the Iraq war, too many people have too much to hide, the
bastards.
Does anyone else find it difficult typing with that Piers Morgan looking at you invitingly, naked and all that, it makes me wanna puke….
Nope, I don’t.
Puts me in mind of a dead cod I once saw on Lowestoft Harbour.
I bet the cod smelled fresher
I figure it’s because he’s a gormless prat – especially with a name like ‘Jonty’. Poor bastard – do you think his parents had some sort of grudge?
Still, he may get over it. Deed Poll can help.
Yeah, he could change it to Ron Weasley.
Little shit.
Forget the Ron, just weasley little shit will do.
Perhaps he was a “Grudge Baby”
Do you mean someone had it in for his Dad?
Paging Alex Smith! Paging Alex Smith!
Some people thought LabourList under your editorship would be a refreshing change form the LabourList of lies and spin ubder Derek ‘Dolly’ Draper.
Some of us reserved judgement.
We were right. LabourList under you is just a place for lying neo-Draperists to spin and lie.
‘24 hours to save the NHS, 45 mins from nuclear/chemical/biological attack, weapons of mass destruction, war on terror, axis of evil…
- you fucking joke scum.
Perhaps Jonty aspires to be another McBride or Draper? Hope he isn’t setting his sights too high.
He could be McBride’s tool?
J R Hartley says:
June 15, 2009 at 4:16 pm
He’s a Viz Character surely, Jonty Pryor – the New Labour liar.
Does he find his real name Jonathan all a bit provincial?
Identity crisis Jonathan?
Jonathon might be a bit middle class. You have to be careful about your street cred bro.
After much consideration, I believe that the ginger haired, shit stained tramp’s cock sucking wanker is just a hoon!
In addition, wasn’t he one of Glitter’s ‘conquests’?
If not, I fuckin hope so…it’s the only shag that he’ll ever get!!!
CNNT!!!!
*Hat tipped to…..??*
Typical left wing student prankster who is probably overfond of his own voice too and likes to think of himself as a political intellectual.
These lefty students are all the feckin’ same.
Jonty: very mature and political sounding name, why not call yourself Jonathan? Probably not pink-sounding enough.
Stop twatting about on your loan and do some sodding work!
Now, where’s my gun………………..
how i imagine Jonty looked at Uni – see 1 min 40 for how he must have sounded
Jonty Pryor is closely linked to both Hazel Blears and Liam Byrne.
He also ‘volunteered’ for Obama (meaning on holiday in the US during the campaign) with LabourList’s own Alex Smith. Given this connection and Smith’s position as Pryor’s editor, I think this twattish, opportunistic pair of NuLab drones have some explaining to do.
Funny how that electronic rag, ‘The Coffee House’ at The Spectator plays up the Iran election result divisons but nothing on the lack of a Public Inquiry into the invasion of Iraq. Endless, useless musings on 3% spending differences to entertain the proles whilst the establishment wages illegal wars and eradicates what’s left of democracy. Just another establishment piece of shit.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
…but never believe a student or politician who has never had a real job.
Will Mandlebum die by the pork sword ??
Amazing. Good going Jonty!
***Important message. Please read. ***
Dear All
North of the border, I am perhaps best know as a tireless campaigner for Human Rights at Glasgow University but there are several other strings to my bow. Yes indeedy!
I have therefore decided to use this blog to publicise a statement of my talents and capabilities seeing as how these are a matter of public interest and therefore of interest to all (a bit like human rights!!).
I am much in demand as a children’s’ entertainer. At parties, I like to remove my fez to reveal a bald pate and remark, cryptically, “Sur le volcan ne pousse pas l’herbe” (Grass does not grow on a volcano).
I am also an accomplished quasi-performance artist. One of my famous stunts is to use chalk to draw faces around dog excrement on the pavement. To curious passers-by I hand out gold sticky labels inscribed with such legends as “Made of dust”, “True happiness is knowing you’re a hypocrite” and “Changing your pants is like taking a clean plate”.
Oh, yes. It’s a laugh a minute at the Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University.
Human rights for all!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
How do I join?
Dear ‘George Laird’ the fake
You have the ability to learn.
Acknowledging the commas was a mistake because it proves you are a fraud.
I am much funnier than you, I therefore extend my smpathy to you.
You’re not a blue sky thinker but rather a brown nosing sheep scrabbling for scraps at the table.
Poor bastard!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear All
Did I tell you that I once went to a Buckingham Palace garden party?
Her Majesty said,
“Will you have an eclair or a meringue?”
And I said,
“Nah, yer reet, Ma’am. I’ll have an eclair!”
And then Her Majesty asked,
“And what do you do?”
And I said,
“I am a doughty champion of human rights at Glasgow University.”
Then Her Majesty started sighing in ecstasy sank to her knees and performed fellatio while the other guests roared encouragement.
Oh yes, I’ve had some high old times. As the mover and (!) shaker behind the Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George just hang in there while I write a cheque to the Burmese Junta
Dear Resurgemus
There’s a bar in Old Rangoon. Where human rights hang from the ceiling among used condoms and origami birds.
And there’s a little green-eyed idol to the North of Katmandhu.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
We seem to have got rid of Mr Fucking Delicious, and then this jock twat turns up. Is there no end to these fucking Jockinese?
Oh Jesus!
Why don’t you just fuck of you tedious twat?
My God, those cuts taking place in the mental health care budgets are already having drastic effects.
I’m not disappointed. I expected a ZaNuLabour twat , and he is a ZaNuLabour twat.
Probably the love brat of Blears and Mick Hucknall.
Sorry to digress but I’ve just listened to the New Labour tosser and strong supporter against transparency in government Bob Ainsworth on PM news. The Iraq inquiry will be held behind closed doors, nobody will be apportioned any blame, nobody will give evidence under oath, and nobody will be legally obliged to give evidence or attend.
Can anybody tell me what’s the bloody use of this? Why bother? Just leave it as it is and save money or have a proper open inquiry. So much for the old jaw twitcher saying he is going to be more open in the future. The only thing open most of the time is his arsehole.
The sooner this fucking rabble have to face an election the better!
Bob sounded like the oaf that he is talking of learning from lessons – that guy is a waste of skin, fair play to Eddie getting him to bite…
Hard working families…..transparency….getting on with the job….global crisis…glob…glob…glob….
//**% ***WARNING CPU malfunction this is a fatal error and will now be shut down!! All data will be lost. Re-boot will NOT be possible. New unit required!
To enrich their lawyer mates – just like the Bloody Sunday Enquiry
As I said before, Privy Enquiry stage managed by Mandletwat.
Just made himself a taget for some very dangerous custard then.
Do people give their kids these names to cause irritation to me? Pippa and Jonquil are bad enough and now Jonty. And on behalf of the LGT (not a) community please fuck off and stop bothering us, I can fight my own battles without you appropriating them. In any event in twenty years you’ll be a nasty little conservative MP, or worse still a new labour one. Piss off, please.
Jonquil?!
There are people called Jonquil?!
Not in my scheme , there’s not !
according to the middle classes who like to scream at their offspring in otherwise silent public places yes, there are many Jonquils.
It rather sounds like something you’d call a cat doesn’t it?
It’s a name you wouldn’t even foist on a cat, FFS.
His parents should be done for cruelty. Little wonder he’s got a grudge against the world and supports New Labour.
He’ll be aiming for more than just being an MP in 20 years. He’ll be clutching his outsize tissue last thing before jim-jam time and dreaming of an important future, emulating those bags full of importance personified, L Byrne or E. Balls or, more likely in his case, Little Ben B.
I hear Young Labour are known as the Brownies
Jonty has done himself proud getting a large number of badges including Uphill Gardener, Watersports, Rider, Brownie Camper and Brownie Skills – which include bare faced lying and media manipulation
I’m willing to bet he’s got his sherrif’s badge for rocking horse riding too.
Dear Sub Clause
“well fuck off back there then”.
Pretty tough talk!
Are you a nonce or a ponce?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear Fake George
Are you are stone or a sponge?
Human rights for all!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
I’m loving this. George Laird cannot be real.
Oh yes he is (the real one, that is)!
Coffee House benefits regularly from his musings. Apparently, he’s there while “on sabbatical”, as he put it, from his prime time correspondent’s slot campaigning in the Glasgow Herald correspondence pages. Lucky weegies!
Incidentally, Coffee House now has the still-idiotic and medication-dodging DES (posting as Dirty Euro) regularly too. No one on Coffee House bothers to engage with DES in the always friendly blogging banter he provoked hereabouts . . .
George Lard looks even more deranged when he appears in the context of Coffee House.
Dear fake
Can you answer the question, are you nonce or ponce?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
In order to spot imposters with names like Jonty, people should use their proper names on here.
I always do.
So do I.
PS Don’t be fooled by the fact that I only had to use a small towel. The camera angle is deceptive and it’s simply not true that TV always makes things appear larger than they are.
He looks like the kinda guy who plays with himself nights.
I have a series of odds for you.
10-1 Draper being at that meeting of the PLP (I imagine various people might not want him to go)
Evens: Draper would have had a chat to Jonty, as part of a “Chorley possie” that would be willing to have a pint with him.
1-10 If they had a chat to each other, Draper would realise what a useful little card-carrier Jonty was.
And of course, Dolly likes to swing both ways, and Kate’s a bit fat with Anton’s latest at the moment, so he might well have tried it on.
The Penguin
Last!
Yep, Cobblers should stick to them.
Look, he’s ginger, he’s got spots, he’s thick enough to be a lickspittle for ZaNuLabour, and he looks like he’s in an advanced stage of wankers doom.
What is there not to like?
It’s not easy being a snack size Ginger
Good one in the D.T from Benedict Brogan commenting on Balls’ veiled attacks on Darling as Chancellor.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/benedict_brogan/blog/2009/06/15/the_year_of_the_two_chancellors
I think labourlist is a pretty cool guy. eh plants really weak stories in a vain attempt to punk guido and doesnt afraid of anything.
Guido, On the subject of gingers. Get yourself over to the Spectator website – McBride is back or never went away – seems you only did half a job – sort it out!
Hazel Blears’ love child, perchance?
Dear All
Once I caught a dose of clap
From some dog of an Oz Sheila
“Dunk your donger in chillled meths, sport!”
Said a wise Abo faith healer.
I belong to Glasgow
Glasgow belongs to me.
A thousand thousand slimy things
Lived on and so did I.
Human Rights for all!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
“Probably the love brat of Blears and Mick Hucknall.”
That, sir, was disgusting.
You don’t know the half of it. Whilst that was happening it was being observed on at the other side of the room by a grunting, furiously fiddling ‘twixt parted legs Gracie Fields, exhorting an imaginary character named ‘Unce Joe’ to do something “all the way to your Mintballs” and intermittently ululating “Sahleeeeee!”
What happened to singing round the family piano?
I’m trying to remember where I was in late september 1988.
I will have been drunk enough but probably not in the right place.
Even the Biker Chipmunk has better taste than that.
I’d fingered Osborne as a trougher and a couple of people questioned it. Now it is beyond doubt. Fifty five grand too… Read it yourself: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5526823/MPs-expenses-George-Osborne-must-be-made-to-pay-say-Lib-Dems.html
Your very own Lord Rennard is rather more noteworthy, not least because of the scandalous way the Liberal Democrats studiously ignore Rennard and focus attention on those who have been far more open.
What are you going to do about Rennard?
Rennard? He’s got to go the same way as ALL troughers regardless of political persuasion. Now then: Osborne. Not a comment on here about the man.
I’ll give you a comment. I think Osborne is a good man. However, I think Labour are a bunch of liars and thieves and the lib dems opportunist numbskulls who can’t tell who the real enemy is. Probably one reason they did so badly in the Euro elections instead of coming third in front of Labour.
Carry on attacking the Tories lib dem idiot and you’ll continue to poll low and get no votes. You are supposed to be the opposition not the opposition-opposition.
Labour are the party of investment, not Tory cuts Tories would would cut vital public services whereas Labour would invest in those public services and people and help them through the recession in these difficult economic times.
A Kinnock, a Kinnock there and soon you’re talking real money
yeah charlie , but how will you pay the debts , the largest in the G20 , still getting away with how trashed the economy is damien sorry i meant charlie
Sumbody punch this fucker in the mouth or break his fingers -Twat!
How does investment in public services help people through difficult times? You can’t eat public services, and they don’t pay the bills
12 years of investment by Labour in the public services has seen public sector productivity fall and GPs making over £100K.p.a.
You offer us more of the same?
You’re very keen on education spending aren’t you Charlie? Any chance you could sign up for a course to educate you out of being such a tedious Hoon?
Increasing public spending is all very well and good, but public offices don’t make any profit. It’s all money out and nothing in.
How can NulyingZanuLabour do that? They’ve taxed the productive middle-class to death and wasted the stealth taxes on non-productive, politically correct bollox jobs. The country is bankrupt. You’re a lying twat, CEH, and should be treated with utter contempt. There is NO money for NulyingZanuLabour to spend until they’ve paid off the current black-hole debt, which will cripple the country for a quarter of a century and which will, in fact, be left to another government to sort out, exactly as happened in ‘79. You could levy a punitive tax on Kinnock and his utterly useless, troughing school-teacher wife and grab back some of their £8 million, but that would hardly trouble the scorer, now would it?
The desperate lies that nerve-wracked idiot Byrne was trying to peddle on Radio 4 wouldn’t fool a hoon with the IQ of a building brick. You Labour shites are going to have to cut expenditure. Your childish attempts to blame the Tories for the utter economic desolation Britain is in now are simply a measure of the TOTAL bankruptcy of ideas in the party. It’s a bankrupt economy run by a government bankrupt of ideas, except, of course, that oh, so noble one of self-preservation.
Please don’t continue cutting the mental health care budgets.
You’ll be in serious trouble if they do. How will you afford your medication, fuckwit?
It’s a good thing that Labour will never, ever be back in government because they would tax water, which reminds me; what is going to happen when petrol duty drops because of water powered cars? That’ill be a loss to the treasury:
If we ever get back into government, I plan to tax people breathing. If you breathe air in a Tory constituency it will be twice as expensive as in a Labour constituency.
People who live in posh, I mean, affluent areas will have to get used to breathing air pumped in from deprived areas sucked out out aylum seekers arses. Harriet will be using the Equality Bill to put this into immediate effect.
SWRDA (South West Regional Development Agency) have just been hit with huge cuts by Labour.
Since then a number of Town Regeneration Projects have been cancelled, almost all in areas which are considered areas of severe social and economic deprivation according to your New Labour chums.
How can you call this “investment in public services and people”?
This is why, when your dear Mr.Brown starts berating the Tories for something they have not done, it does no good to your cause.
We are already suffering from cuts.
Police – cut.
Hospital services – cut.
Social care – cut.
Housing – cut.
Wages – cut.
Your threats don’t bother us, the Tories are not the one’s making the cuts here – it is you, and your party – The Labour Party.
And we hate you, and your hypocritical carping on about the “little man”.
There are plenty of “little men” and their “hard working families” here in the West Country and the people hurting them are not the Tories, they are you!
In the name of God – just go.
I think Charles E Hardwidge is a pretty cool guy. eh posts endless labour propaganda and doesnt afraid of anything.
He is also best friends with the awful Claire Hazelgrove who Donal Blaney tells me is now living in London.
Another Labour Candidate with no experience of the real world!
What a pair they would make.
Still cant believe labour press ban you Guido , cant think why , you give them loads of publicity !!!
as for being punked , i quickly realised as meeting ended , a fake boosting of browns position had taken place , it was a meeting for the discovery of the devoute as labour enters its kim l gong phase . remeber what hitler did to von stauffenberg after he had got his suite repaired ???
ian dale was right he hasnt changed its just a bunker re selction process .
it will all end in tears , we cant see it yet but its bunch of nutters puppet goverment , polly back say she supports gordon , so plent more punking to come i think , i mean if polly can punk , anyone can .
What kind of wanker has a name like Jonty?
Doesn’t sound like a traditional Labour supporter. Either an upper class twat or a middle class defector from the Tories.
What a hoon.
“Jonty” sounds like he works for the BBC !
Yeah, the BBC is hideously Jonty.
He’s just a stupid kid – leave him alone. You should focus on those assorted cowards and shirtlifters who put him up to it.
Today’s stupid kid is tomorrows Balls, Miliband, etc.
He needs to stop playing grown up and politics and stick to the SU. Know wonder Manc’s SU is crap……..
‘Know wonder’
You arse biscuit!
None of them grew up. McBoom and bust is still doing his loony SU marxist entryism stuff, Liebour – the perpetual Trotsky youth parteh.
none of them got a real job when they left uni either, perpetual students the lot of them.
Yep like we said previously in the last days of the bunker they sent the kids out to fight.
Who is kitting out the Labour supporters with all these Cameron masks and the “Mr 10%” t-shirts and banners? Bunch of them in Norwich tonight to pester anyone wanting to attend Cameron Direct. Aren’t Labour starting the mud slinging a little early for a 2010 election?
Bye Election due soon, due to resignation of standing Labour MP for financial impropriety.
Does anybody have a date?
Labour expecting to be comprehensively trashed and getting the smears in early.
Just some gullible c unts who cant face the reality of our situation. Our country is in massive fucking debt so BIG its fucking MASSIVE MASSIVE and then some. Anyone who thinks cuts Wont be necessary are deluded fools in denial. Obviously folks in this state are attracted to Gormless Gordon and his never depleting bag of money to throw at things. Wankers .
Anyone up for printing some t-shirts up saying “10% is not enough” for Cameron?
Is this 10% not the latest poll lead which The conservatives have over Nu Labour in the SAFE NU LABOUR HEARTLANDS ?
This Mr 10% attack is so poor. Will backfire like the ‘toff’ attack in Crewe.
It’s based on Labour’s own numbers, and can easily be turned against them with refeence to the 10% tax fiasco, Conservatives tracking 40% in the polls, 15% for Labour in the local elections, etc. etc.
Useless labour and the left hate the fact they can’t control the internet or the chans and the biggest and technically most powerful army on earth i.e. bloggers, internet trolls and anons won’t do their dirty work for them so they resign themselves to bleating about it being a tory conspiracy instead of the reality that no one fucking likes them or their insecure control freak ways.
They have shat themselves for months about trying to enforce the EU’s internet tax and tried to get the BBC to do it for them so the BBC would be crushed instead of Labour.
The Pirate Bay will bury the lefty freaks in Sweden and the whole populace of France slapped down their government when they tried to enforce it, countries and parties within and around the EU and world who have managed so far to enforce it will be crushed when the people rise up and ruin any more control freak and lefty fools or dictators who try and regulate and control the internet.
I listened to some arsehole on TV the otherday talking about how piracy was costing industry millions of pounds and jobs.
In the real world the response from the hackers and pirates on the warez forum was more interesting.
Hackers in Russia, India, and Pakistan (amongst others), were laughing at people in the West, pointing out that their Goverments are totally uninterested in piracy.
What is more interesting is that these countries will be our competitors in the world economy in the next few years.
They will have pirated software in every company, school and university. Their software costs them nothing. This gives them a great advantage over companies operating in the West.
Are we really going to shoot ourselves in the foot by having a draconian clampdown – a la Pirate Bay.
I believe the French have seen this, that’s why they trashed their anti-piracy law.
Brown though is a dumbarse, so we are fucked.
Excuse spelling – it’s been a long day…………………..and I still haven’t finished………………….
Guido a Gingah Mingah and a pooftah !!!! Ewe how do you ever find these
skankers?
Hazel Blears is his MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GUIDO !!!!!!!!!!!!
GO FOR A DNA TEST ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These posts are boring on the minutiae of the political conduits.
What abou the Kinnocks? Lets get back to moat ranting.
Guido’s blogs are the best that have ever been – no one else does a blog like he does and he should win the Nobel Peace Prize!
Labour is making Britain greener, cleaner and less polluting. Key measures such as the Renewables Obligation and Climate Change Levy have delivered reductions in our greenhouse gas emissions, while our rivers and beaches are cleaner, our water is cleaner and our air is purer than in 1997. We have led the way internationally on climate change: we were the first to put climate change at the heart of the G8, the first to call a UN Security Council meeting on climate change, and the first to introduce a Climate Change Bill and in doing so set a long term framework for emissions reduction.
Our beaches are cleaner are they? Is this why so many of them didn’t get their Blue Flag then?
Get with the plan, Charlie. It’s all hogwash.
FOAD you watermelon – climate change yes global warming no and the main goal is State Control
http://www.climatepolice.com
more money is needed in mental health care
There’s no shortage of nutters out there, I’ll grant you that much.
You have a vested interest.
Hardwidge, why is it that whenever someone attempts to counter your arguments in a reasonable manner, you reply with a silly comment such as your 423? Are you not up to the task of engaging in proper debate, or are you just a lying moron who really should have had a cabinet position at some point in the last 12 years?
Whilst the rest of the country has become greener the carbon footprint of your troughing MPs and their entourage overshadows us all
People accept that Lords in their Manors will burn a few extra kilowatts
But wasteful excess by those claiming to represent the working class is despised by poor and rich alike
much more money is needed for mental health car services.
You’ve definitely got a vested interest!
Charles, please honour your promise of a few weeks ago and FUCK OFF!
You are nothing but a parroting mouthpiece of NewLiars spin & lie machine making wondorous pronouncements and then doing fuck all afterwards apart from spending millions with little or no result.
As per New Liars, you are much the same, you say one thing (I’m off) and break your word (by keep turning up trying to spread your master’s propaganda)
We are going to have to change the saying about the Titanic….
Instead of the usual “painting the deckchairs on the Titanic”
We have the Zanuliebour remake of ” painting the funnel on the Titanic”
which ever way you dress it up, it is a way of actually looking like you are talking about doing something when actually ignoring the most immediate issue!
Er, isn’t that “re-arranging” deckchairs?
Okay, if that’s what New Labour say and believe – why don’t you tax aviation fuel?
thank God, a diamond buried in the shit.
what a fucking good question Arry.
first class.
‘question of the week award’ and a gold star go to Tattooed Arry.
your certificate will be sent by registered post, first class. could you just tell me what ward you are staying on and I will send your prizes as a matter of non-urgency.
I thankyou.
Max Glatt Unit, St Bernard’s Hospital, Ealing. London.
You said I could have this weeks prize if I rimmed your manky arse, you dozy cυnt.
Don’t give ZanuLabour idiots ideas pls.
Instead… Why don’t they CUT fuel duty on non-airplane travel?
As fuel is a productivity multiplier it would boost the economy (much more than say borrowing lots of gilts to throw at insolvent companies).
and what about the proposals to double the number of flights into UK airports? Oh,I forgot Gordon has decided not to count the emissions from foreign aircraft,so we meet our carbon reduction targets. So that’s all right.
You are a fantasist. You should be in a comic. Come to think of it you probably already are. Give my regards to conference.
Guido, do you happen to know who’s paying the phone bill for the ginger tw@t’s prank? Coz if it was paid for by taxpayers I want a refund!
I’m not convinced it was a prank. The baby Draper was probably misinformed himself and boasting about it, just like Dolly used to do ….They love pretending they know stuff no one else does….
He’s going to come to a bad end, poor thing.
Someone in the party, sometime soon, is going to use him for a publicity stunt that will be unacceptably crass and extreme ( ie red rag) and when it garners too much unwanted publicity – they will blame it on him and his immaturity and dump him into the garbage bin.
Tough lesson Jonty!!!!
Go make your career somewhere more worthwhile.
Mandy was talking about the new department he was going to head up at the beginning of May.I have this on v good authority.
Some reshuffle!
Labour is making Britain browner, dirtier and more polluting. Key measures such as the Renewables Obligation and Climate Change Levy have not delivered reductions in our greenhouse gas emissions, while our rivers and beaches are dirtier, our water is dirtier and our air is more hot than in 1997, especially around westminster. We have misled them internationally on climate change: we were the last to put climate change at the heart of the G8, the last to call a UN Security Council meeting on climate change, and the last to introduce a Climate Change Bill and in doing so set a long term framework for emissions increase.
Thought he was crap in Harry Potter
Gordon Brown Helped Cause the Crisis
British voters have figured it out. Will Labour Party leaders?
Great article rom the wall street journal. Just click Charles’ name to take you there.
The westminster politbureau continue with their lies and deceit, one last stand to try to save their own livelihoods. No wonder brown was booed at the d-day celebrations. Those hereos got rid of one murdering dictator, and they don’t intend to put up with yet another one! Liebour, the whores of politics. You reap what you sow. Just the type of people that would use force against its own people.
Sky is running an interesting real-time Government Debt Counter. A few mnutes ago it stood at £779,962,309,938.53. It was changing so fast I had difficulty in writing down the whole number before it changed.
(Guido this would be a good Counter to have on this page. It would sure be better than that pouting piece of flesh that is up there sponsoring Burger King!!)
OK Ed “we are determined to keep the money flowing” balls. If this is our mounting debt – where is your flowing money going to come from??
Nell, spot on
Every day we see a new “initiative” costing £x million/£xbillion, as Boris pointed out in this morning’s Telegraph it is the tax from the private sector that is supposed to be financing this and keeping the bloated bureaucracy afloat.
Time to buy wheelbarrow manufacturers shares soon.
Simple housekeeping – “you can’t spend what you haven’t got”
Also this is money the government has already spent – where is it? is it all going in interest charges? if not what are they spending it on?
Perhaps they are all of the Phil H*pe mindset, the spendaholic who crammed £41,000 of furniture and garden furniture into a small 2 bedroomed flat without a garden.
Creative accountants. Very Creative!!!
Wish I couldn’t spend what I didn’t have Nell….seem to be doing it a lot just lately………..
Chuckle . Hi!!
Can you please also lobby Guido to remove that pouting trout that is central to our screen.
I wouldn’t mind a young Paul Newman even Boris as long as he was clothed. A young John Wayne would be good.
Newgirl – hope you are feeling better than last night. Have sent you 2 comments – guido has modded !!!!!! give me time – I’ll overcome!!
Love this site …..
Ok Guido Dear – I love you dearly – please would you unmod my comments – if I I say that I think Piers is as wonderful as you are.
Guido got shafted. Hardle a “Black Swan” event.
North Korea = Black Swan event.
Swine Flu = Black Swan event
Neither has yet been factored into the markets.
Stand by for the next downturn……..
You’re having us on Guido, that’s Boris Becker.
Love – 15
‘labour investment‘
is an anagram of ‘men in vast trouble‘
OOOOOOOOOOOPS !! We’ve been rumbled…
http://ted01.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/thatcher-thrashes-obama/
Oh Jonty,
Oh Jonty
Shit on my face again
It says he is an active campaigner in Chorley. Thats Drapers neck o the woods isn’t it? No surprise there then…
he’s a baby draper, I’m sure of it… same pallid complexion…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBoXNket2pQ
I LOVE YOU NEWGIRL.
Too much time spent indoors beating his meat over the computer. See also Charles E Hardcock, or better yet, don’t.
Ooh, jelly belly!
Its not really his neck of the woods – at the moment. He probably only goes there infrequently these days – its 20 years since he lived there – so the Chorley link is perhaps indirect- but they are both mates of the local MP.
There is a far more obvious link with them both involved with Labourlist – and perhaps both posting here from time to time!
very punchable face.
Oh ya Jonty, what a guy, he’s quite mad you know. The thing is ya, he likes poor people sooooo much, he said if I touched his cock he would donate his sperm for free to the sperm bank thingy, and he wasn’t joking! He says he does it all the time poor darling. Little wonder he looks so shagged out ya?
Come to think of it ya, shouldn’t they be screening out this ginger spunk, like you know, it’s not exactly the in thing is it? Imagine some poor daddy somewhere with a perfectly normal family ya, and suddenly a ginger pops out. Like, how is he gonna answer the poor little mites question, “Why am I the only ginger in the family daddy?”
OMG, that couldn’t possibly happen could it?
Or worse, “the only ginger in the village”.
Collingwood, Pietersen…ooh, I’m really cross!
if you dont hit the ropes you dont win 20/20 cricket Napier should have played.
What on earth was Jonty thinking of? After all, wasn’t he aware of how Guido Fawkes took down Draper, and his cronies?
What’s that Jonty? You thought that you could do this anonymously? That you wouldn’t get found out? Is that what ‘they’ promised you? You poor, sad little fool.
They used you and if you think ‘they’ can do anything to protect you… well! You had better think again.
You see Jonty, there’s one thing that you and your control had not counted on. Guido was already quite aware that there would be a LabourList plot to get him back for outing Derek Draper and McBride. So, he gave you enough rope and you hung yourself so very nicely. Because it is very likely that Guido knew all about you from the start. And was aware of what was happening all along. (How do you think Guido knew who you were, Jonty?)
My advice? Make peace with Mr Fawkes. If you can. Apologise profusely. And name names. This will not tell him much, but would confirm what he probably already knows.
Sorry I feel a grumble coming on. You may put it down to my age.
Why can’t I follow the numbers on this system?? I am really methodical – keep a list of where I post .
And when I go back to look for it??? – the number has changed and I have to search!!
OK fetched a glass of wine. Grumble over.
methodical,lists and I bet your CD collection is in alphabetical order, all sounds a bit anal to me.Forget the wine have a spliff.
It’s to do with comments that get moderated. When they are inserted all the numbers shift up to accomodate the moderated comments.
Much better to allocate the numbers when the comment is posted, rather than when it is displayed, but there you go. As Guido says, his blog, his rules!
More of his Dodgy DBAs rules.
Go to top of your browser – click edit – look for find (or find on this page – enter your user name – click on “find” – then “find next” – easy peasy!
CTRL-F is the keyboard shortcut
Labour wants to make this country the best place for children and young people to grow up in. We are committed to supporting all families, whatever their shape or size, and giving every child the chance to unlock their talent. Labour has radically transformed early years provision. In 1997 there were no free guaranteed nursery places or Sure Start Children’s centres. Today, there are nearly 3,000 Sure Start Children’s centres providing childcare, healthcare, early education and family support to more than two million children and their families.
Will sure start employ Paedophiles like nurserys?
Yeah that’s why UNICEF said Britain’s children were worse off than almost any developed nation.
Now fuck off.
Labour wants to destroy the private sector via taxation, overregulation, and destruction of the economy, creating a socialist utopia where everybody lucky enough to be in a job works for the state. All will be equal, and those who are more equal than others will all earn the same wage, which will be the same as unemployment benefit. The ruling socialist elite, however, will not subject to the sort of equality enjoyed by the disgusting plebs.
We will create a state so massive and bureaucratic that the private sector will be shown to be incapable of supporting it, and therefore demonstrate the inadequacy of capitalism, and the need to do away with it altogether. Enterprise is slowly being phased out. We are already printing all the money we need to create our national socialist realm. This will be Labour’s third realm, und resistance vill not be tolerated.
If ze Tories have 200, 300 or 400 postal votes in an election zen ve vill have 2000, 3000, 4000 postal votes. Vorsprung durch Labour! For you ze var is over.
The countries broke you fuckin moron !
You’ve had 12 years to do this – why is the country full of thick teenage Chavs?
Apart from the usual Draperists, the whole story has recoiled and hit ll and Alex in the face. Oops!
the comments over on Labourlist are funny……
I think Alex Smith is complicit in this debacle.
Meaning of course that they’re not very funny on here.
NewGirl will you do me a favour?? I’m modded at 422/426/ – 603 – I think it has something to do about my comments re: Piers Morgan.
I am sorry!!! I give in!!! (See I am as good as Hazel Blears)
Will you go back and rescue me- please ??!!
Good night . God Bless
Ahh sorry Nell was no where near or else I would have …..!x
I have emailed Jonty and told him I will stand by his actions and continue to vote Labour in the hope they will all continue to follow his example
I have emailed my arse and told it I won’t take sides in Labour’s civil war, and will continue to pick my nose and reel off unrealistic tractor production forecasts in the style of the Great Leader.
So have I, Mr Anonymous! Well done. At least there’s one other nice person on this stupid blog!
Nice person? Whom?
Labour are the nasty party, who smear opponents, and run hate-filled “Tory toff” campaigns in elections. The politics of envy are alive and well in Mandelson’s Labour today. That is, of course, if anything is alive and well in Labour, given that they expect to win a total of 3 seats in the next general election.
Absolutey right. We have lost the political argument so all we have left is to smear other politiciions. Whilst we are about it let’s issue politcal broadcasts comparing them to rats. Didn’t do that socialist Hitler any harm.
check it out
http://oldrightie.blogspot.com/2009/06/do-we-care-about-democracy.html
Oh Gawd, spare me the above, I’ve not long eaten. Piers Moron falling off his Segway is far more entertaining
Why is it always left to me to tell Morgan to fuck off?
Fuck off Morgan!
Guido, can you change the algorithm so that if the name Pryor is present, we can type C u n t y Pryor?
Bastard
Somewhat O/T but prompted by tonight’s TV images of brave Iranians protesting in the streets: I’d happily take part in a demo marching on Downing Street with hundreds of ‘WE DEMAND CUTS!’ banners. Just to see how Gorgonzola Cheese would respond…
not a good idea in London, there are plenty of tooled up teenagers who would be only to happy to oblige.
http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/labourparty/McBride-39back-working-for-government39.5364066.jp
nice to see McBride found his way back in. He must have used Gordon’s moral compass to guide him.
So where is she working form and does he have a pass that allows access to Government buildings?
The Mirror today says Tessa Jowell has been given the responsibility of ‘Political Nanny’, by Mandy, to ensure that gordon gets enough sleep. (Seriously)
Has any other Prime Minister needed such a carer? And where is Sarah if this is necessary?
Worrying!!!!
Nanny State needs nannys.
Hows the Proceeds of crime investigation going, has her house been seized yet ?
o/t but it pi^^e^ on Alan Sugar’s chips!
“Sugar, you are sacked!” A real Real Entrepreneur Explains Why Alan Sugar is Wrong
I see Sugar got voted Britains top businessman on some media driven airhead site. I mean for fucks sake what has he done to deserve this? Just cause he’s on the telly doing a show that whats his fuckin name….Donald Trumph did first in a show which the BBC bought from the yanks, doesnt make him a great businesman. One has to remind these people that Sugar missed the boat with Bill Gates whos idea for something called “Windows “Sugar rejected: Result Amstrad Computers HISTORY.
christ … thats not real news. Thats extended PR.
I’ll read it later, but am I right in thinking what he’s saying is “Sugar is wrong to say you can’t create an entrepreneur, Because I can, just send me a cheque and I’ll tell you my secrets”.
He is very cute, is he any good in bed?
No he’s shit – apparently though he likes a bit of belgian chocolate..
oh dear, I’ve just put my spectacles on…..
Jonty mate, you are well and truly fucked:-
“I’ve asked Jonty Pryor whether Guido Fawkes’ post today is true, and whether he would like to respond with a post on LabourList, so I await his response.
If the accusation is true, I will allow him to post on why he did it, but after that I think it’s right that he doesn’t post here again.
Until then, I don’t really want to say any more, until Jonty has had the chance to defend himself or say why he would have done this.”
Alex Smith – Editor (?) of Labourlist.
Shame, looks like I will have to post here more often then…
Thick as shit thinks he is for real. Idiot.
‘We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.’
- Robert Wilensky
I am getting a bit worried about Alex Smith. He seems to have some, well, human tendencies. Do we have anything on him?
Not sure Jonty knows about all this yet – nothing on his Twitter feed
http://twitter.com/jontypryor
You would have thought one of his mates would have told him…
Not even a frickin pool full of frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads is gonna save him.
You need help with the blog and think a Labourite will be useful for street cred when the Conservatives get in.
Socialist Student Jonty lives with Mummy and Daddy in a £500.000+ house,
7 XXXXX Road, Chorley XXX XXX
Detached, Freehold, — Beds, — Baths, — Receps – Edit
Last sale: £211,250 Sale date: 26th Mar 1997
Zoopla! Estimate
£509,538
Ha ha. It’s very foolish to make enemies in the online community…
Looks like his role models are the troughing Kinnocks.
Number 7 cost that much? I can’t believe that really.
I can’t remember a house down that road being that big.
I’d have thought that most houses on that road (unless theres a 5 or 6 bedroom one) would have cost less than £60k in 1997, and currently are less than 300k.
It couldn’t have been THAT difficult to find the culprit, surely?
After all, there can’t be more than six people in the entire country who want Labour to win the next election.
Gentlemen, this is the face of the enemy.
A know all about fuck all.
Never lived or worked in the real world. Hell, wouldn’t know the real world if it mugged him.
He is a true product of Labour. Condescending, overbearing, do as I say and I Know Best.
A scumbag for our times.
And he’ll probably survive and thrive quite well in his little world, earning a lot better than most of us, yet contributing far far less to humanity.
I’ve always loved a bit of ginger twat, but this has put me right off.
Jonty feasts on monkey’s bellends and assorted primate epididymis in the vain hope it will cause his ball to drop
Tilda Swinton could play him when the movie is made
Did Geri Halliwell ever have a fling with an Orang Utan?
Yep! she wasn’t bad but not as quick as a gibmonkey
(some will know)
Believe me, most on here will know for damn sure.
Fucking Ginger twat. Just the sort of Hoon likely to gobshite his way to rugby captain in the school team. Hoon.
More likely he’d be running the bath for them after the match – so he get in and rub them clean.
Sorry Fellow Bloggers we’ve lost the message.
A couple at the Hay Festival on the 27th May 2009 said that they went to see Derek Draper at the Festival because his programme talked about ” the secret of happiness.” They also said that they had no idea who he was!
Bless!!!!
Pray, Nell, do tell what the Prince of Dorkness had to say about the the secret of happiness.”
Don’t know blackhander – last I heard he ‘had found God’
Perhaps we are talking about gordon’s Presbyterianism.
Any news about the long lost moral compass??
I hear there’s a reward if it’s found!!!!
Guido – why are you giving this child the oxygen of publicity? We would have been happy never being aware of his existence, but you seem intent on bringing him blinking into the spotlight. Odd behaviour.
Is it just me, or does Jonty Pryor bear more than a passing resemblance to international film superstar (and noted ginger activist) Seth Green?
Tazer him once, tazer him twice, ney tazer him thrice,
What with this ginger monster, and Morgan staring out at us, is this some sort of anti viagra post?
“After all, there can’t be more than six people in the entire country who want Labour to win the next election.”
I am not sure that they DO want to win – they don’t have a clue how to get us out of the mess they have created bar……bar…….. Making sensible (tory-type) cuts.
It might help if that Prick Brown were to go to page one of a secondary school text book on economics and learn what ‘investment’ means – it sure as hell does not mean borrowing to spend on gerrymandering the Labour vote!
I see you haven’t seen the new poll on the www2.PoliticalBetting.com site,it will make you weep.
I have it on good authority that he is Prince Harry’s half brother, by Lord Kinnock of Gingernuts.
Gordon Brown. He still, STILL doesn’t get it, does he?
Can someone get rid of that simpering twat Morgan gurning at me when I’m trying to write a comment? I’ll have post traumatic stress disorder by the time I get to the end of this sentence.
The lead was good absolutely. The follow up by yourself was better!
Guido you do not have anything to explain here neither do you ever have to apologise to any of us out here the bloggers.
I think that clarifies the situation perfectly.
Shame this government cannot do the same.
Keep at em’
Air Nokia One
Gordon Brown who proclaimed the era of spin was over when he ousted Bliar is, er, um looking for a top spin doctor ( Taxpayers to pick up that massive bill, of course )…………
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/56baaa28-59f6-11de-b687-00144feabdc0.html?nclick_check=1
Needless to say, the candidate is a close chum of the REAL prime minister, P.Handlesman.
Hat tip politicalbetting.com
ICM poll
CON 39 (-1) LAB 27(+5) LD 18 (-7)
Jonty Pryor Special. Jonty Pryor, little liar? Or just another Labour buffoon?
Please attack me with a claw hammer, you poofs
Funny…
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
Re: Purnell and Manchester. Never trust boys. They talk too much, and do too little. The ‘King’ is dead, but not by their hand. By the hand of another Prince. Pity that the UK will be in pergatory until the corpse is buried in all its finery, at great public expense…while the new Labour ‘King’ takes his seat.
Quivering colon, pouting sphincter, the buttered bum boy’s arse is up for rent,
Mental Cyclops, Scottish gay, and Labour’s new Ginger’s oh so bent,
McBroon, McBride, McCavity will fill this young lad’s yearning cavity,
Now New Labour’s Ginger tosser begins his journey of depravity.
So prank calls is the best he can do ? Barely worth a mention tbh . Although perhaps Guido should have known that there isn’t a single labour MP with any cojones and so it was unlikely to be true . Maybe wishful thinking clouded your judgment .
Are you sure that’s not Ronald McDonald without his slap on ?
Hope I’ve got this right:
The little ginger boy is a lesbian?
I showed his picture to my (gay) sister, and said “what do you think?”.
After retching uncontrollably for a few minutes, she forced me to watch two episodes of Xena Warrior Princess with her. In order to, as she put it, “wipe away the horror”.
What can she mean?
LL set to ban the patsy?
All,
I’ve asked Jonty Pryor whether Guido Fawkes’ post today is true, and whether he would like to respond with a post on LabourList, so I await his response.
If the accusation is true, I will allow him to post on why he did it, but after that I think it’s right that he doesn’t post here again.
Until then, I don’t really want to say any more, until Jonty has had the chance to defend himself or say why he would have done this.
Alex Smith @ 7:15 pm, Mon 15th Jun 2009
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