Guido’s co-conspirators have made the comparison before, now the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart has spotted the similarity. One is famous on YouTube as a slightly bonkers Scot with tragic mental health issues and unruly hair, who ultimately loses and the other is a singer in a talent contest. Susan Boyle and Gordon Brown have a lot in common…
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
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Yes this was spotted a whole 5 seconds after Susan Boyle appeared.
Happily Stewart can still show others how it should be done.
You’re a bit slow off the mark with this one – here’s the video in full – it takes in the EU elections, the BNP as well as Brown/Boyle.
The weekend starts here
Let’s try it without the XXX
The video in full : The weekend starts here
Gordon commands international respect, especially from the Americans who are very grateful for his helpful tips on how to fix the global economic crisis that they caused single-handedly.
This video is merely friendly bonhomie, which, thanks to his great self assurance and sense of humour, the Americans know he will be able to laugh at with them.
Nice try Gordon.
Now fuck off.
Americans also have many helpful tips on how to wipe your arse single handedly too
Interesting difference between C4 version and AljaBeeBa on the reaction of Urban Iraniis to election result. A taste of what is to come at the eventual GE results, if the English wake up.
Gordons big book of lies and smears –
“Nobody, however,will support the BMP’s anti-Semitic policy”
Gordon lying again, the BMP have Jewish members and a Jewish councilor, just go Gordon it’s bad enough with you being a traitor to the country lying about your policy of a EU referendum that never happend let alone lying about other parties policies.
one talentless scotish mental person hated by the public. appears next to a talented sane scotish person loved by the public .
News for you #387 – the Nazis had jewish members too. Didn’t make them anything other than a load of scum and perverts. Go crawl back in your hole.
Thanks for the link, GV. Most witty.
Mad Brown’s debt crisis is simply beyond the pale, chaps and chapesses.
We should lance the Boyle now.
Excellent article my friend.
Gordons big book of lies and smears –
“Nobody, however,will support the BNP’s anti-Semitic policy”
Gordon lying again, the BNP have Jewish members and a Jewish councilor, just go Gordon it’s bad enough with you being a traitor to the country lying about your policy of a EU referendum that never happend let alone lying about other parties policies.
Brown bonkers?
How stupid do you have to be to think he is bonkers, he is evil but certainly not bonkers.
He has forced through the Lisbon constitution that gives total power to a foreign power against our will and with the help of the Liz, he has made us except our own genocide through PC brainwashing, child indoctrination, where right is now wrong and wrong now right, self harming is cool it is a leson in communist national infantacide.
You have willingly destroyed all hope of a democratic future for your children free of debt!
Most here are victims of PC madness, left with the destroyed remains and smouldering ashes of our once great democratic free society while Gordoom, phoney, Mandy and call me Dave will walk off into the EUSSR polit buro sunlight for their rewards and riches, on a board here, a board there, unelected king or Queen of the EUSSR.
Now ask yourself who is really mad?
Gordoom or you?
95% of the Guido blog readers not only tollerated the Communist revolution that we have undergone for the last 12 or so that has totally destroyed this country for good, but welcomed it.
They have given their jobs, their wages, their future, their homes, their culture, their identity, their wealth, their democracy and their laws to foriegn powers.
Why? because they were brainwashed, you’re not a racist are you?
Even now we see the pavlov dog reaction, people who would rather destroy all their childrens future, stability and safety and birthright rather than be called that utterly meaningless control word.
As the country becomes ever more Balkanised, fragmented and the rich retreat behind gated communities, you can pat yourself on the back and say – well I didn’t want to be called a racist so I let them control me and do anything they wished to bring about the destruction of our hard won lands and freedoms.
Congratulations, another civilisation shaped over 10,000 years gets destroyed in less that 60. history goes down the pan, a distinct group that gave so much to the world and science goes extinct, and we usher in total tyrany wondering how we ever got this far down the the road to destruction.
Take a look in the mirror, you will see a sheep, all you Tory voters who did nothing as your party sold out to the EUSSR, where is your pride?
You are ironically all racists, you aided the destruction of an indigenous group, but even now you cannot see it – you are all mad, insane, pathetic, sheep.
And the leaders who manipulated you, with their buzzwords, with their oppressive laws, with their mass immigration, with their controled media.
Are laughing, laughing at the final destruction of one of the greatest islands, greatest democracies and distinct peoples of all time, they are laughing at you.
Dave will bring but one thing – the final nail in the coffin.
e before i except after r (foriegn). Otherwise your comment is exceptional and sadly true. Dave is damien
This is how we must have felt in 1067.
…you have written very true words.
The foil hat is in the post.
‘The foil hat is in the post.’
Along with your rose tinted spectacles.
I always wondered what it must have been like for those people living in Roman Britain around 380 AD. To see it all disappear within a single generation. Could people see the writing on the wall?
Have you been on the happy juice?
The Penguin
Reply to: Anonymous who published comment at June 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
It’s an easy task, with the infallible wisdom of hindsight, to mount the rostrum and issue denunciation for naivety and madness, but the grinning tosser with the practised-in-the-mirror smile promised a world of comforts and boons for us.
Free gladiatorial spectacles in the great provincial cities, reduction in taxes for the maintenance of slaves, subsidised wine, oil and corn purchases, state-insured sandal cobbling and toga sowing, an end to the Barbarian wars outside the empire, curtailment of the powers of the unelected, aristocratic Senate, en masse crucifixions for those new-age Christian nutters, enhanced consecration of temples to the immortal god-king Jupiter and uninhibited pederasty for former Trotskyite Nu Labour MPs with names rhyming with Keeper Pandleton.
We British have been immensely selfish of late, hoarding the peace, plenty and security which abounds on this verdant isle of ours all to our own enjoyment. Protecting it, preserving it, embellishing its virtues and improving its faults, so as to bequeath these goods as the patrimony of our children. We are to blame that so many other, more deserving people from tin-pot penurious or oppressed nations resolve to fly here and seek a golden, benefit-sustained existence. We must open our borders to the world and submit to the loving, omniscient embrace of Brussels, where Nick Clegg can negotiate a dignified surrender of sovereignty, and that genial Mr Barbarossa fellow might deign to allow us to keep “God Save the Queen” and control over wheelie-bin collection.
Now be good little slaves and do as you’re told. PC, elitist tyrant out.
” all you Tory voters who did nothing …… ” It seems you’ve missed all recent poll results.
The discerning electorate have illustrated their need for a return to open, democratic government – as opposed to ’socialist totalitarism’ spun and delivered as ‘democracy’.
Read up on David Cameron’s aims and beliefs ………
#88 – pathetic. Disagree with Broon and his policies by all means (I do) but do not suggest it has been a communist takeover unless you have lived under a communist regime. But then, you would not be alive if this was a communist regime. Your sort of puerile BNP crap is exactly why Broon retains hope – he can paint his opponents as nutters.
Probably correct.
Emigrate Now.
Hail! Emperor Mandelson ( Dracula’ for short))
The real nail in the coffin
Anon 93. State ‘Education’ Victim? You need help.
Good post. Only one ell in tolerated though. And two enn’s in tyranny and two ell’s in controlled.
Yeah, and full stop after ‘60′, though that should be in letters – ’sixty’. The next word, ‘history’ should be capitalised; try not to start a sentence with ‘And’.
There’s another error there but I’ll let you look for that.
Nine out of ten for sentiment.
Err, I think a couple of you need a cloth to wipe the foaming spittle away here. EUSSR? Have you ever been in mainland Europe (apart from the Costa del Sol)? Travel around and you will find people who are generally a lot better paid than the Brits, have better health and education systems, whose voting systems make everyone’s vote count, who don’t have unelected heads of government or cabinets stuffed with unelected appointees.
If you think the Lisbon Treaty gives the EU ‘total power’, you are seriously deluded. The UK government has sovereign power over foreign and defence policy, justice, education, health, its currency and economy just for starters. That would probably explain why we are up shit creek.
Ah! But if they didn’t have the EU to blame, they would have to fact the fact that it’s their own fault that the UK is in the state it is.
Brown ended boom and bust here – so it MUST be Johnny Foreigner’s fault, mustn’t it.
I have, which is why IMO you are basically talking crap. How do you find your way around the place with several layers of Rose colored glasses, perched on your nose?
You are right however the British government does still have the power to go along with EU policies or not. It has very much in general decided to go along with virtually all of them, especially the very BAD ONES. Even more especially the policies that are very bad indeed for British society and culture. Namely all of the authoritarian FASCIST ones, along with all of his beloved and cherished Internationalist Marxist ones. Many in Europe have seen the New World Order coming, and so have striven to protect themselves from it. We on the other hand have The BBC, therefore we are fucked beyond belief.
When Gordon Brown stated that he was making The UK ready for The New World Order, ( which of course was something The BBC never told even their best friends, always assuming the BBC have any friends left these days, or viewers remaining who would have trusted them, even if they had. ) it was possibly the only time in his political life, that he has spoken the truth in public.
Please be reminded that The New World Order is a WORLD IMPERIALISTIC concept, not exclusively European. Although the money/massive wealth and intellectual capital invested in it, most certainly is almost exclusively European.
This has been a Party Political broadcast by the Communists Illuminati Lizards are infiltrating my underpants Party.
You can find out more about our Party by wandering underpants-free through the street barking furiously about the New World Ordinary Paranoia while screaming “sheep!!!” at anyone giving you a wide berth.
Dai Aria
agreed I travel daily almost can vouch for this though the taxes on beer in Norway are painful but at least they are all guranteed great pensions plus other benefits etc.
SuBo understands her roots!
Susan Boyle is the best Scot we could have as PM, and she is getting on with the job of combating the worst fiscal crisis since the Great Depression, which started in America, by introducing positive policies to save the world economy and create employment for hard-working British families who expect Nu Labour to lead and care, not bleat and neglect like the haughty, self-absorbed do-nothing Tories, who would enact deep, crippling cuts to public services if elected and besides any such ceremony of civic choice, i.e. a General Election, would merely bring chaos…
Couldn’t have put it better myself, son.
Ahmadinejad,Mugabe,Pol Pot, Hitler,Stalin,Brown,Mandelson,Labour,Kim Jong Il and so many others through out time have persecuted people.
Boyle and Obama best hope for crafting peace in our time.
The Bible teaches that chaos will be harbingered by the sounding of the first four trumpets, does it not?
You are on the wrong press release Charles. That was Thursdays.
Today’s is about joining the Euro. Do try and keep up.
If you are unsure look at the front pages of the Mirror or the Indi. Don’t look at the Guardian anymore though, the chattering clitorati have gone all Libby Dem Luvvies.
Doing the usual right clicking on CEH, and properties, indicates that ‘Charles’ has crossed the floor to the Tories.
So it does. Who’d a thought.
Ah, but Susan Boyle doesn’t have a power-hungry corrupt liar and thief as her deputy. Poor Gordon – too stupid to see that he is now totally at the mercy of Mandelson, too self-obsessed to do anything about it and too paranoid to believe its happening.
Its like a rabbit mesmerised by the lights of an ongoing Challenger tank – he knows that whichever way he runs he’s going to be completely fucked.
Sadly, Brown payed a visit to BAE just over a year ago.. so that’ them fucked then.
Is there no way we can get the Taliban to have a face to face with Brown? The resulting curse is the only way we can reduce casualties.
No you are wrong.
Brown suffers from Aspergers.
He can never see or understand the viewpoint of anyone else. Towering rages and social ineptitude render him unsuited for any position of power. His judgement cannot be relied upon.
Guido, You must read ” The Extended Phenotype ” by Richard Dawkins again for the definition of a meme.
It is easy to tell the difference. SuBo is competent enough to be Prime Minister whereas Brown is not
Show me a promissing english leader! Please.
Nick Griffin
Can’t have a pussy who runs away from raw eggs leading the country. Can you imagine Henry V doing that, or Edward Logshanks or even Butcher Cumberland?
even Prescott didn’t run under the protection of his henchmen. Prescott stood like a man so he’d be better than griffin
And he could have projectile vomited a hailstorm of pies and chinese takeaway all over the protesters, which would have been most effective.
The Penguin
Interesting about the Prescott incident, I am sure as eggs is eggs that if Griffin had done a Prescott, Police would have appeared from nowhere! and arrest would have ensued.
Logshanks?
Now that’s a sign of authentic panic.
Attacked by a Labour and Tory backed organisation -
looks like self harm to me by the precious wee thing
Bollocks, Prescott only stood his ground because he’d just eaten 2lbs of bacon and he wanted a fresh egg to round off that late breakfast.
thick as shit says:
June 13, 2009 at 10:05 am
even Prescott didn’t run under the protection of his henchmen. Prescott stood like a man so he’d be better than griffin
Really ! its easy to be brave , when you have four ‘ armed to the teeth ‘ Plod protecting you ?
@12
even Prescott didn’t run under the protection of his henchmen. Prescott stood like a man so he’d be better than griffin
No he didn’t.
He wobbled about like a sack of shit tied in the middle, before rolling over like a broken jelly.
Incidentally, Prescott’s ghaunt, waif-like aspect is still much in eveidence. It suggests he yet suffers from the debilitating bulimia.
Gaunt, even.
Butcher Cumberland was a Hun.
Nope, he’s a stupid cnut, Cameron or Clegg is good though
Ditto the comment on the automod, has someone libelled Guido recently?
“Nope, he’s a stupid cnut, Cameron or Clegg are good though.”
“are” old boy… “are”
“is” ol’ chap. One OR the other IS the singular subject.
Cameron OR Cleg IS Good
Cameron AND Clegg ARE Good
No?
Sorry that my private school wasn’t a Public School…
that guy would have knocked the shit out of the fat bastard prescot if they hadn’t pulled him off !
Its not Paul Collinwood
Nick Griffin isn’t the answer to anything.
Other than the question, do I want to vote for a bunch of thick morons?
Personally the answer is no.
As for Mr Tough Guy, him and his ‘minders’ where ran out of town, by a load of tree hugging lefties armed with eggs.
They weren’t even hard boiled!!
W.W.
Unfortuantly Cameron is the best alternative we have at the moment.
Though the more I see of Nigel Farage, the more I like him.
W.W.
WW – If Griffin had faught back, you would have been the first to scream “look, look, fascist thug”. God, you are a bunch of thick morons.
the far left,green party
meet the far right,bnp
round the back again.
how sweet is history.
I think you will find it’s fought.
If you are going to call people ‘thick morons’ I suggest you spell your words correctly.
Otherwise you tend to end up looking a bit of a knob end.
W.W.
Mr Grifin went to Cambridge University in 1977, where he studied history and law at Downing College.
While there, he founded the Young National Front Students and gained a lower-second-class degree and a boxing blue.
Tory and UKIP are BMP supporters but without the balls!
Utter the word `racist` and they run away like little girls and let Labour destroty the country.
So why was fatface Nanziboy Nicky such a pussy then ?
We didn’t hear Prescott whine like a little girl because he got a little fucking egg over him did we ? But little Nicky gets egg on his and his bumchum minder’s suit he’s bleating about the death of democracy.
His second-class degree certainly came in useful for such gibbering Nazi idiocy as calling the Holocaust the “Holohoax”. And why when he speaks does he sound like a chimp with a severe head trauma if he’s such an intellectual giant ?
A Boxing award in Cambridge against all those butch public schoolboys ?
I’m sure he worked up quite a sweat “training” with his very close chums.
He made Lord Bum look like a man!
“Today Yorkshire tomorrow we march on Poland says:”
Yes that was Stalin and the communists, as it happens.
The socialists in the schools don’t like to teach that Stalin the socialist walked into Poland with Hitler.
But if you are looking for a third Reich analogy then look no further than the EUSSR, Labour, the Tories and the Lib dems.
Undemocractic, imperialistic, wonk racial programs, wars, freedom of speech gone, ID cards, detention without trial, politically motivated arrests, etc, etc.
The people of France, Holland and Irland said NO to EUSSR invasion yet the Nazis of Europe continue on their march to undemocratic world domination.
All supported by Labour, the Conservatives and the Liberal democrats.
Is it not time you took a look at the cretins and Nazis in your own parties before poiting the finger at the only patriotic party in the UK.
At least refer to him by his honorific – Dick Sniffin.
Sir Nick Faldo :-)
Lost the Ryder Cup due to incompetence last year.
Got caught cheating on a succession of wives & girlfriends.
Was a good golfer about 15yrs ago.
Universally disliked by professional golfers.
Absolute role model – give him a knighthood!
Thick as two short planks / zero charisma / arrogant is his middle name……
now moving on from Gordon Brown to Nick Faldo…..
Failure = reward. A metaphor for New Labour
The knighthood was for services to the catering (sandwich) industry.
Look at all the tossers who have been given awards in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List.Nearly all (un)civil servants and from the quangocracy.A few leftie actors too.Makes me laugh all these leftie actors living in places like Barnes and Hampstead in multi-million pound houses, yet Nu-Liebor voters.Where are all the people who have really made a difference,all the unsung heroes? Why haven’t they been given awards?
Anothet thing.If the Queen awards honours then surely she can take them away? Fred the Shred and Baroness Uddin would be the first two on my list.Followed by the two Nu-Liebor peers and one Lib-Dem who have been caught fiddling.Simon Cowell could organise a show called the Exes Factor were we the public could vote off all the crooks. in the HOL.Actually he could do it for the HOC too.It would save having a GE next year.
Delia’s not a leftie. She also did the cake on one of my all-time favourite records — Let it Bleed, for this alone she’s worth it and deserves it.
dont you see liebore is broke .it’s awarding these people to try to raise money to pay off the £20,000,000 debt of new lie bore and scrape a few bob together to fight the next election !
Where’s ‘Sir’ Bruce Forsythe in the list?
Overlooked again? I mean he’s only done about 1000 years in showbiz, most of it at the top.
Yet some Jocko spends five minutes on a bike and it’s arise Sir Chris Hoy.
What’s that? Bruce allegedly has Tory leanings? Oh…that figures then….
NuLabour’s nastiness knows no bounds.
Apparently the reason is opposition by the Tories of Wentworth. They can’t go out of their doors for fear of being savaged by some of Brucies spare rugs which have gone feral.
Plenty of leaders make promises, keeping them is the problem.
Cleggs an EU common purpose plant if you think Tony Blair was bad you aint seen nothing yet if you elect Cleggy boy.
“you aint seen nothing yet if you elect Cleggy boy”
We haven’t, and we won’t.
W.W.
Lord Lucan has more chance of becoming the next leader than Clegg.
Hmm, Anyone seen his policies lately?
None of them have policies they wait for the EU to write them for them.
None of them have any policies they wait for the EU to write them and to pass them through the controlled `think` tanks or direct.
Mr C again – good night at the Buggers Nutters and Perverts gay skinhead show?
I don’t know where you guys get the idea that Prescott is some kind of tough guy.
He punches like a woman……….watch the clip and see for yourselves.
In fact, he’s so tough that seconds after his tough guy act he was flat on his back with security dragging the egg thrower off by his hair.
Prescott’s just a fart.
Me for starters. Anyone would be better than a gay jock twat.
whats with this BMP is it the british mational party ? or have i missed something ?
I believe its the Buggers Madmen and Perverts as opposed to the Buggers Nutters and Perverts. Think of Life of Brian and the difference between the Peoples Front for the Liberation of Palestine and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.
British Muppet Party. They want to throw any small green puppets with New York accents out of the country and reclaim it for the Miss Piggy Faction.
Any day now we are expecting Shaun Woodward to cross over to the BMP – he usually flips parties faster than his main residence.
The only leader we need is Gordon Brown. Intellect, statesmanship and a social conscience all rolled into one. We are safe in his hands.
Just think for a moment about his personal hygiene! Where we at Uni with Manhandleson?
Yes, the towering intellectual giant who sold off our gold at rock bottom prices after telling the market he was going to do that, who fucked up the private pension sector despite being told of the consequences, whose wonderful tripartite financial regulation system failed, who did away with Boom and Bust, whose romance with Prudence seems to have withered, who never managed to balance a budget or to stay within his own stupid “Golden Rules” and who thinks Ed Balls is a genius. Statemanship, sucking Obama’s cock and snubbing the Queen. Social conscience and the 10p tax fiasco.
Even his bogeys are not safe in his hands.
The Penguin
There are a lot of Charles E Hardwidges on here. Each makes a compellingly deluded case. Will the real Charles E Hardwidge please stand up.
Then fuck off.
Well said. George bush took the richest nation on earth and bankrupted it. then he took that nation to fight an unnecessary and unwinnable war.
How unpopular must he have been.
Now. Imagine being less popular with your voters than George Bush was with his.
Gordon, you have achieved another first. Least popular wartime and peacetime Prime minister ever.
Regarding ‘Boom and Bust’, you’ve got to hand it to the man that at least he got it 50% right … the ‘Bust’ bit I mean.
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wrong guido at least boyle had talent
Harsh but true
true dat.
Exactly freddie. Guido’s insulting Susan Boyle.
Guido is pathetic, if he didn’t come up with the odd (often third hand and uncredited) sleeze, Guido would be written off as a pointless cretin, such are his wonk views.
And that is why you post comments here?
It’s just a state of mind
fook of gordon ya hoon or get a bouncer
Can I just give you a good twatting, pal?
By the way, my old job at Newcastle is still up on eBay but you lot are not bidding. Looks like I’ll be off to soddin’ Lancashire next. Why did I bother to learn geordie, but, like. Sheep Shearer doesn’t seem to like me.
Boyle is about as talented as Arthur Scargill
And Gordon is about as good a leader as Arthur Scargill.
The Penguin
Will they play brass bands when they march out of Downing st next June.
And call it a victory.
W.W.
Will they play brass bands when they march out of Downing Street next June, and call it a victory?
W.W.
But gordon hasn’t got scargill’s attractive “comb- over” hair.
The comb-over must be elsewhere. Weird hair is compulsory for lefties – lokk at Kim Jong-Il for a start
Arthur can sing like a pit ccanary
I wouldn’t mind betting susan boyle polled more votes than brown !
She looks like Micky Dolenz. Which means that Brown does too. Hey hey I’m a monkee.
Brown looks a bit like me in that shot – which is quite unnerving. Well got to go, due at Auntie’s for tea and cake.
Agreed Brown looks like a Monkey – he managed to avoid the evolutionary pressure thing, just like the real world, and real work – too much effort, and can’t sponge off anyone.
Brown for the missing link!
Minister resigns over Brown Smears!
brown’s a total nuckle dragger !
You ‘ave a lassonce for your minkey?
She is the ’spittin’ for Eddie Large in the mush!!!
They both have form and one has a pussy
I am reliably informed that Lord Mandelson does not have a cat. Alister Darling however does (called Sybil) and it helped him with the forecasting for most of his last budget.
If Lord Mandelson did have a cat it would be a fluffy kebab
how dare you i had nothing to do with the last budget,it was my twat owner.
i just help with my fluff when he needs more hair on his eye brows.
What have you all got against cats?
Be nice…………..
miaoooooooooooow!
well i thought he had a fucking dolphin called flipper. the troughing bastard !
That was harsh. Brown is only just getting used to being hung out to dry by Mandelson, and already he’s being depicted as a fashion icon over the puddle!
What’ll annoy Brown the most is Boyle is popular – got offered $10m over in the US and gets public sympathy. If only he could – get Fondelbot to give him more attention and some admiration, be allowed to trough that much from the public purse without the proles complaining, and stop being considered a clown.
It must drive him crazy!
Stewart described NuLab as ‘centre left’. There’s no excuse – John Oliver’s there to put him right. He ought to address that disgraceful Blair worship that they do as well.
Guido – have you got the automod cranked up to ‘BBC’?
That would explain a lot.
I never wear frocks of that colour!
maybe….but you did dream a dream in time gone by
Before your moral compass became wonky
If we are lucky they won’t let Gordon sing at the Royal Variety Command Performance.
Or dance – like a comedian!
The Penguin
The Penguin
looooool best video yet
Sorry penguin, but the original Brown video was much funnier.
To see it, just copy this into the Youtube search box:
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It really is one of the most disturbingly creepy things I have ever seen, worse even than Susan Boyle’s live TV breakdown.
She was fine on TV. The breakdwon happened in the hotel the next day. Now she’s fine but we can’t say the same for Broon.
Man, look at his smile. Just look at it. That Brown guy is one seriously fake ass muthafucker.
When I in Normandy the other day the muthafucker got booed by his own veterans. What an asshole! Anyways, I hear he’s on his way out, and has some faggot called Mandlescum pulling his strings.
Make sure I’m not pictured alone in the company of that muthafucker Brown again. I got my halo to think about.
one would be amused if he dangled on the end of a rope !
The Tyburn Jig would be nice
Ridicule heaped upon the UK. It really is getting beyond a joke. Next to the palace, The Gorgon. “His people” must be aware of this, the damage being done and why are they doing nothing? Please, one finally push and he will be gone. Christ, could it be “Mandy your country needs you”. Off to renew passport, preparing to leave for good. Zug beckons
It’s got all the ingredients for the creation of a fascist regime. Everything is in place – the socialist systems, a giant propaganda machine (BBC), dissaffected public verging on civil disobedience, every new initiative leads only to further unrest; only a strong man can now save the nation: to create a policy and ensure its deliverance by force if necessary.
Stpe forward Peter Mandelson, Lord Protector of the British Isles, your time is coming!
His time is spent coming.
Lay down your hetrosexual pork swords we have tasers
Was Great British isles. Only Brown and Mansdelson has taken the B out of GB which is no good because cars would need to have just the ‘B’ on t’ back which is copying Belgium. We would need Ba like in 150a High Street
It’s all change in 6 years
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/104810.html
Gordon Brown, the man who put the ‘F’ in government.
I wouldn’t normally advocate cruelty to animals but both of them deserve stringing up.
Oh come on, that’s a bit rough. Some people actually like Susan Boyle, and she didn’t have to use Taxpayers money to bribe any of them!
True, had a bad night.
Broon stain would make a damned ugly woman – he’d look like one of those fat truckers who go to lady-boy “transformation” sessions and emerge looking like, er, a fat sweaty trucker in a wig with two melons shoved up their jumper. You’d have to be very desperate to want to grope that. I’d rather have Boyle any day. Double paper bag job though. With no eye-holes.
Plastic bag with no air holes.
Can you imagine the bastard love child?.
It’d be throwing Nokias out of the pram.
A few weeks ago, ‘ Take A Break ‘ magazine, photoshopped a wig onto a pic of Gorgon and put the pic onto an internet dating site. He got a number of replies, ( mostly from Africa lol ) all declaring their eternal love for him.
Strange but true!!!
Hang on a mo. Susan Boyle’s got talent, what’s Gordon got?
A limp sphincter.
That Mandelscum’s fault
a sore arse !
I can’t see a link to the Stewart video anywhere here and can’t find it on Youtube. Has it been posted anywhere yet?
Plato
The weekend starts here
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=230088&title=indecision-2009-everywhere-but
About 4 minutes in
Has anyone seen them in the same room together?
David Blunkett
I think the time has come for the English to start facing up to a few home truths.
We let:
The Scottish govern us.
The USA to dictate our foreign policy.
The European Union to make our laws.
The Black police federation to poliuce our police.
The Muslim Council to dictate our religion.
Mad climate gurus to tax us.
And Gordon Brown to be our PM.
Aren’t we somewhat complicit in our own downfall?
IaB, All good points. It could never happen in Amerika.
No, Christ almighty all I did was put an X in box 12 years ago on a sunny day in May. How can it be all my fault. He said he would help me. How was I to know he was a kunt eh, He was real nice and talked like gentleman, and the Tories had been so naughty. He didn’t even have a Scottish name. And I will have you know, I have shouted ALOT at the telly lately so that must make up for it. I blame the plebs. Look if anyone has a plan that is slightly better than throwing eggs I’m listening.
Throwing Ricin tipped darts.
Or maybe an exploding cigar.
How about a wile e coyote ACME anvil.
Well i’d give that Genna one for starters.
The Devil wears Armani.
And isn’t a monster, no, he’ll talk the talk and smile and smile while he steals your soul.
what would this government say if i started a white police officers association ?
So, what’s the heights of our political satire on the MSM broadcast media?
Rory Bremner, Labour supporter, that’s what, and even then that’s only a few weeks every year.
Would Liebour still be in power if Spitting Image was stlll going?
Our political satire went away from our screens when Labour got in. This was because most of it was done by lefties for the purposes of bringing down the Tories. The shame is that the likes of Ben Elton now just sit on their riches, while the country festers on the verge of a totalitarian nightmare that Elton and his ilk never could have complained about under Thatch. Fecking lefties.
Now I really must get off for tea time.
Doooonnnn’t TALK to me about BEN ELTON!!!! Woh abaht ELton eh? eh eh?
*loud sycophantic guffaws and hoots*
That Ben Elton. Phoarrr eh!
*audience cracks up in hysterics*
Elton laughs all the way to the bank.
Fast talking, sweaty. animated,repeating words,= cocaine humour.
Ben Elton… a thoroughly disgusting champagne socialist, mockney hoon and, as is typical of the ‘alternative’ or ‘political’ comedians beloved by the BBC, totally unfunny.
The right on, PC narrative of the alternative comedians (the term is an oxymoron, surely?) was a essentially a career ploy designed to get the competition (more talented. professional comedians) off the air by appealing to Guardianista / BBC prejudices and their undergraduate reminisces.
Bring back proper comedians like Tommy Cooper and Benny Hill. (OK they’re dead but you know what I mean).
Ben Elton was trying to buy a dacha in the country nearby about 8 years ago. I know because my parents were interested in the same house.
I couldn’t get my head around this urban, street, ‘man of the people’ wanting to live in a 4 acre, 6 bedroom farmhouse. Then I realised, he was a socialist.
Brilliant!
Nice to see that Gordon’s favourite word “Global” is now being used in relation to his total humiliation.
Oh and hopefully this version might make you laugh too!
Excellent photoshoppery
There was a rather awesome Brookes cartoon of this in the Times a couple of weeks ago.
There was a rather awesome Brookes cartoon of this in the Times a couple of weeks ago.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00565/brookes_565200a.jpg
Hehehe, I love it, ‘and the other is a singer in a talent contest’, you couldn’t make it up could you….Oh you did. lol
As a women, McTwat has got all the allure of Wayne Rooney in fish net stockings.
And that goes for Susan Boyle too.
most scoucers wear stockings ! usually on their heads !
Anyone got a link to the vid??
See link above – the weekend starts here.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=230088&title=indecision-2009-everywhere-but
Hmmmm….Gordon looks more at ease as a woman, perhaps there is something in the rumours that Sarah is a lezer.
One could sing to Mendelssohn
The other dances dances to Mandelson
Looks familiar, where do these journos get their ideas from?
What does it say about the inadequate, bullying, lying, infantile, gurning retard that he is willing to take orders from Little Lord Sodomite?
All the plotting, the mad obsession, the hatred and bullying, just to follow instructions from a mortgage defrauding queer.
Now Im no longer paying Tax in the UK, I can laugh at the chaos this mad-man is wreaking on the UK.
Any society willing to vote for a party which lied to take the country into a war against a sovereign nation which posed no threat to it, and now is willing to support an unstable, woman hating, rage filled, chip on both shoulders liar, is a very sick society.
NeoLabour to scrape home again next May.
The legions of professional benefit scroungers, local government paper shufflers, and medically unfit for work vermin, will shake off their collective stupour to save the Scotch mafia.
The IMF will be called in mid way through the next Parliament, but the ruffian troglodyte electorate will blame America and the Tories for the economic collapse.
Anyone else find the Fabian Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen funny???
Yes let’s send the green lefties from around the world and their hanger on’s in private jets to Copenhagen to talk about climate change….
The irony is obviously lost on them……….
AFTER ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE CAN FOOT THE BILL, HUGE CARBON FOOTPRINT YOU SAY??? LETS CHARGE THE CHAVS WHO’VE NEVER SET FOOT OUT OF THE UK ONCE FOR IT, AFTER ALL WE’RE LEFTIES WHICH MEANS WE’RE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN AND EXEMPT FROM THESE THINGS OF COURSE………….
O/t but a good bit of fun with Crow in the sun
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2480003/We-hold-up-Bob-Crow-on-his-way-to-work.html
What an arse Crow is – love the Ashes to Ashes comment.
Dont worry
The first Lord of the backstairs will soon knife him.
Hello former friends and countrymen, nice to see you.
The best advice, I personally could give if you would be so kind to lend me your ears for a mere moment would be to buy Gordon’s book so it becomes a best seller and he can retire a millionaire. As poor Gordon has stuffed up the propety market before he could make his money there.
Then he may come live in the USA with Cherie and I so we can once again tour as a duo and do our double act magicians show of; ”now you see a healthy economy and now you don’t” in Las Vegas and set up the ‘Three Amigos’ lecture touring company with George W and Myself and Gordon.
Thank you former friends and voters for your time and I hope everything works out ok.
ah come on now you’re being unfair guido, SuBo had some discernible talent, faced regular elections and became popular. Comparing her to Gordon Brown is just malicious
I know eees irish but this is the british way sadly. Like a comment yesterday where someone suggested that at least the demise of vauxhall will mean we can drive german-built quality cars. Sick.
I quite like Gordon – he has fucked the Labour Party for the next 20 years + maybe, just maybe, we will now get a vote on the Lisbon Treaty and we can, once again, save Europe from itself.
It looks like the expenses circus could return to town next week when MP’s official (redacted) expenses claims are to be published.
And just in case you haven’t heard enough of MP’s whining about how unfair it all is though, try these:
Dave Watts, Labour MP “I needed [a new TV] to watch the news. I find it all a bit strange.”
Nick Brown, Chief Whip “The invigilation of these claims has been very poor and the fees office has some explaining to do.”
Hilary Armstrong, Labour MP “We will end up with a pygmy Parliament if we’re not careful.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6489143.ece
less chance of a pygmy parliament when Hazel gets de-selected
One of the intersting things will be comparing what the DT has and what these thieves have as listed expenses,I wonder if that is what the DT are holding onto their data for,could be a good summer if they are.
BALLS, please may it be Balls, I’d love to see that Hoon strung up by his…..
We have had a short parliament before
They don’t need a lot of fancy new rules. The things that keep people honest are morality and fear, not regulation. If MPs can’t all be honest they have to fear the consequences of dishonesty. Prosecute the thieves pour encourager les autres.
The Hungarians are way ahead of us. The curent left government have had their hands in the tills for some time – the details of their Cyprus bank accounts are quite well known – because they felt safe in the knowledge that previous parliamentary crooks have been let off. The right parties, however, who will sweep the boards at the next GE, will prosecute. The current Prime Minister will definitely see the inside of a jail. If only we were as democratic.
ps Jobbik are not fascist, although leftists paint them as such. They are nationalist libertarians, who want the Roma to be better controlled. To put this in context, the Roma make up 10% of the Hungarian population but are responsible for roughly 80% of crime.
I see that the “usual suspects” are not posting. Is that because they have gone home from their taxpayer funded jobs for the weekend, left their taxpayer funded offices in the schools, councils and quangos and shut down their taxpayer funded computers?
Whatever happened to the Harman_Three_Labour_Stooges? Was/were he/she/it/them a resigning cabinet minister(s)? And what about that nasty Himmlerian member of the Stasi “The Inquisition” whose sinister job seemed to incorporate blog monitoring and promoting a nasty line in cryptic East German totalitarianism? Are they all one person, Charles Whatsit, suffering from multiple personality disorder, or do they work some kind of strange shift system?
I’ll have a fiver on the “Usual suspects’ being funded by the taxpayer to write stupid Labour supporting tripe
Yes but, if I were orgainsing something like that, I would have posters pretend to be on your side, and try to subvert your thinking. Perhaps their idea is more aiming for a sort of demoralisation a la Lord Haw Haw. Or perhaps they are just deranged. Perhaps it’s Gordon. Perhaps that’s what he does in his bunker!
Nice pearl necklace, Gordon.
Present from Mandy?
Boom Boom
That would be the reversible thong.
It’s nice to know that gordon is regarded with as much respect in America as he is here.
How much damage, I wonder, has his spectacular rages and inept control of government done to our international standing?
No wonder mandy is keeping him out of the public eye as much as possible.
According to the BBC, the biggest ever robbery in the UK was the Northern Bank raid where a gang stole £26.4m from the HQ of the Northern Bank in Belfast.
The BBC don’t mention though the £300 million robbery of taxpayers money stolen by MP’s abusing the expenses system over the last decade.
Not only were there no arrests over the MP’s theft, there wasn’t even a police investigation.
It was Britains biggest ever heist, and the perpetrators walked away with the proceeds completely unhindered.
Even Guy Ritchie couldn’t make it up.
Let’s not forget this figure is not yet complete . MP’s, have a whole year ahead of them to trough as much as possible before the next election.
That £300 million will be nearer £400 million by then.
The couple of billion the Beeb steal each year surely puts them top of the league.
With the Unions (as usual) in third
Margaret Beckett now front runner for the Speaker’s job.
No longer will we hear ‘Order’ ‘Order’ there must be Order in this house. Instead it will be ‘Fodder’ ‘Fodder’ there must be Fodder in this house.
Neigh, neigh, a thousand times neigh!
Whoah! Steady old girl. Give the filly a chance will you? She’s not even at the gate and you have fired the starting gun.
With odds like hers, I expect her to creep up on the inside rail then fall at the second.
Time for one more drink at the trough then it’ll be the knackers yard for her I am afraid.
Frankie, where have you been all these years?
She’ll allow all the questions from the Caravan Club via David Amess.
“My question was trying to divert a potentially embarrassing PR disaster if people turned up in caravans in large numbers for the Olympics with no provision”.
Is caravanning an Olympic event now?
What happened to old Widders?Thought she might have a chance….Don’t believe she is a trougher like Beckett.
Would Becket be able to say anything except neigh!
Neigh.
Stop criticising people just for the way they look. It’s very childish.
I mean, I don’t say I don’t like David Cameron’s thin, little mouth, or Osborne’s girly eyes, do I?
I’ve never even mentioned Dianne Abbot’s fucking, great gut, or Ames’s idiot grin.
So get back to the important things, you hairy tunts.
It will be important when they’re buying nosebags out of their expenses. And it’ll be too late then, closing the stable doors when the horse has bolted.
Good Point, I don’t want to hear any more about how hideously ugly Prescott is and how in all likely hood he is evolved from a Hippo. And I am bloody warning anybody who refers to Gordon Brown as a Window Licker, I will have the PC police on you faster than you can say “as much use as a bunch of spastics in a toy factory”. Mention Blunkett’s disability at your peril.
What Blunkett?
I can’t see the creation of a Police State by introducing ID cards?
That Blunkett?
The ‘I can’t see the creation of a Police State by introducing ID cards’ Blunkett?
What, the Blunkett who now carries the Robin Cook Trophy as Ugliest Male MP?
The Penguin
This nation is fucked… even the Cameroons are totally useless. Big fat fuckster, ken clarke ready to take on the EUSSR. Yeh Im sure!
Is there a logical arguement for Labour not bothering with the white working class vote in favour of the immigrant vote and mass immigration? I really am trying to understand the intellectual arguement behind it. What is the political benefit to Labour of all the discord that exists because of their policy of mass immigration? Is is just an economic arguement, if so how would this be of political benefit to Labour? Is it something else that hasn’t really been thought through? I really am struggling to find a political benefit of mass immigration to Labour. Serious debate only. Thanks.
Perhaps they think mass immigration will dilute the inbreeding in Dewsbury and Scotland, thus saving on social benefits?
The most obvious answer is a larger voting base for labour and as the uk population increases it gives more voting rights to us in europe. It demoralises the indiginous and scottish labour facists don’t give a toss about englans. It’s got nothing to do with cheap workers, it’s a myth. Cheaper, undercutting is a side effect.
whites are the worse obviously as they voted labour in for 12 years.
Lets hope the greens win the next election and we can all live in caves.
The way things are heading, I think you’ll find all the best caves are already taken.
Mr C again. Is it right that C stands for Hoon?
Just hear on Any Answers from some Asian woman, “We need immigrants because ‘we’ don’t make enough babies”…
I just despair. To think my grandmother was a suffragette and managed 5 children and a distinguished musical career. Back to the stone age.
the immigrants will gain citizenship by doing volunteer works etc. next phase is to use them as gulag guards. standard Stalin methodology.
See Shahid Malik Asian Hitler here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tRDnyeX_c&feature=related
Hitler himself was disgraced and jailed for a few months, but was let back into power. What a catastrophic tragedy for the world that was. We are repeating the mistake with this guy.
Respect
its rather arriving at the dorchester , the concierge directs to the help desk , who then directs you to the lobby , who then direct you to the dining room , who then take you to the kitchen , who then guide you to a door , you are then asked to give up all your belongings and property , the door is opened and you are shoved out onto a 300ft drop
i got banned from the dorchester whilst playing drinking monopoly – and the ritz, claridges was top draw, champagne and cake
fuck off matt you boring c’unt.
methinks a licence revokation order will have to be issued against you.
oh do fuck off
#494. TAT has a point. Mr C has made a fool of himself on so many subjects you almost suspect him of being Dick Sniffin himself. But of course you may be one of Dicks acolytes – good time last night with the gay skinheads?
Incompetence is the answer.
They had no reliable information on the numbers coming in.
They manipulated themselves into a corner by branding any discussion of immigration as racist.
They lacked either the bottle or the intelligence to do anything about it.
They listened too much to the opinions of the liberal elite, (Guardian BBC), who didn’t have to live with the problem.
I have to agree with you. The part of London where I used to live is a battlefield between West Indian and Somali Youths.
The West Indians have largely given up on state education, those that care about their children at any rate, and now send them to Private schools. The state schools are just too dangerous.
Others are moving their families to predominantly white areas for safety.
Politicians in the area have police and security guard protection 24hours a day but they in common with the “intellectual elite” cannot see the problem because they either live under guard (see Jackie Smiths escort to the local kebab shop) or live in “safer” areas and do not go to certain areas, because in their heart of hearts they know that would not be safe there. Nevertheless they still spout the “diversity” “multicultural” mantra.
Incidently can anyone name one country where the “multicultural” model of society has worked?
No wonder the Blairs moved from Islington, my sister lived there and said you regularly heard gunshots from the estates at w/e’s.
You should try Harlesden!
Or where I was born, (before it was built) The Mozart Estate, in Queens Park. W10.
And I guess it was much better before they arrived and the good old white boys (Krays, Richardsons….) butchered each other, ran the Met and buggered members of the House of Lords.
At least Susan Boyle stood before the whole nation and accepted its vote.
Meanwhile unelected Brown hides from the country in his bunker.
Heard he has had a breakdown, when was he last seen?
He’s busy compiling the tractor-production figures for the last quarter.
Just seen Harriet Jump Yet on Sky. She says she hasn’t read what Milliband has written in the Guardian, and she hasn’t seen what the Ponce of Darkness has said about a leadership challenge – she’s too busy getting on with the important things that matter to the public…….LOL
Of course she hasn’t. What is it with Labour politicians and lying?
It’s a programming error.
No, no, no – you see its just that in thier (Zanuliebour) eyes we, the great unwashed, are living in the dark and can’t see thier truth, and even more importantly can’t be trusted with the truth.
Now we must leave them alone to get on with saving the world and who, one wonders, is the “dear leader” going to be sending to Iran for vote rigging advice?
After all last nights count of 30-odd million votes in about 6 hours makes Glenrothes look like very small fry !
You mean 30 million votes shredded on the way to the counting tables?
Obviously got her duo balls in again – hence the far away look on her face…..
Like filling in her expenses claims forms.
Ahmadinejad elected
Robert Mugabe elected
Nick griffin elected.
Susan Boyle elected.
Gordon Brown unelected.
Peter Mandelson unelected.
The mother of all Parliaments, as Saddam might have said.
Hitler elected
Mussolini elected
FUCK OFF BROWN AND TAKE YOUR EX BOY FRIEND LORD OF THE PRIVY BACKSTAIRS WITH YOU!
This was in response to post 111
er, smoky, human history is based on the migration of members from the first group of humans.
we are all from the same genes, we just manifest different expressions of our phenotype.
DUH! you know nuffink you dopey c’unt!
and despite the bn p’s thirst for race war, many, many wars have been avoided by the cross-immigration of foreign brides and people.
and it is also worth noting that Britain success as a country is based on its inclusivity of membership.
without immigration the economy would not have been as vibrant as it has been over the centuries which has made a significant contribution to our commonwealth. that our current government failed to plan and allocate resources for such high levels of immigration over a short period of time is another matter altogether.
not very bright, are you?
I have already awarded the sp@stic of the week award to another cripple but if I hadn’t then you would have won it easily.
you fucking retard.
The fact that the govt has failed to plan for the high level of immigration is not “another matter altogether” – it is the WHOLE point.
The simple fact is that our country is too small to absorb large numbers if immigrants.
nothing a major housebuilding programme wouldn’t fix.
you cretin.
Yes you’re right, Britain is far too small to absorb the numbers of immigrants
that have moved there. Nothing against immigrants in principal. Immigrants need work so always tend to herd together in large towns, and now, unlike in the past rarely properly integrate, because there are too many of them. Think red squirrel/grey squirrel, and you’ve got it.
Build houses where? With what? We’re broke.
It’s not just houses, you need shops, roads, public transport, water, power, schools, health centres, hospitals, police — infrastructure — which, in case you haven’t noticed TAT, is creaking at the seams already.
The UK is full. The UK is broke.
whoops ladies, you have let your nazi slip show!
British people are the best housebuilders in the world you stupid retards!
show some respect to British tradesmen, eh, you bloody traitors.
and housebuilding and infrastructure improvements are real investements int the country.
if you think this country is full you have obviously never used google.
honestly girls, you will have to change your names now because I am going to bash your fucking racist brains out you c’unts.
Bugger off TAT, that nazi jibe doesn’t work anymore. Try working in Saudi Arabia — westerners are required to live in walled compounds, women aren’t allowed to drive or go out unaccompanied by a male and if the job folds, you are out on the first plane. Imagine the screams of racism if we did the same here.
You still haven’t explained where the money’s coming from to pay for all this shiny new infrastructure.
Higher taxes? Exactly why should we pay even more tax to turn what’s left of our countryside into an urban jungle to house immigrants from the other side of the world?
Susie, can I ask why they call you that when you are really a half male tattoed twat named Wayne Slob. Oh sorry – of course – you are Dick Sniffins bitch.
In the past immigration was always relatively small and generally from ethnic groups and cultures closely related to the indigenous population.
This was not the case with post war mass immigration. Here shortsighted policies were put into place that would lead to the complete change of the culture and ethnic make up of the British Isles, something no one in Britain at the time voted for, nor I would wager wanted, which was probably why Britons were never asked in the first place.
Fiji is an excellent example of where short-sighted immigration due the British political class’ greed and arrogance leads. There, the native Melanesians struggle to maintain their own identity in the land of their ancestors against the higher birth rate Indians brought in by the British government to work the sugar plantations.
Immigration for instant profit and fuck the consequences best describes that attitude I think, and it’s an attitude that still prevails today throughout the British establishment.
Far from benefiting the UK, mass immigration will lead to it’s break-up as Balkanisation takes hold. With white flight from the cities, it’s happening right now in the old industrial heartland of England. Semi-autonomous ethnic enclaves will be the next to form, where government authority is marginal at best.
Sounds far fetched? So would have the thought of Leicester being a minority white city back in 1948.
fuck off nazi.
thankyou.
‘fuck off nazi.
thankyou.’
Yeh, man.
Diversity is Strength. Strength in Diversity.
Just ask any Austro-Hungarian or Yugoslav.
I repeat, think red squirrel/grey squirrel, human beings are animals.
@ thick as thieves:
And once you’ve built the houses where do you grow the food for these extra people?
We can’t keep on concreting and tarmacing over this green and pleasant land.
For me, it isn’t about racism. It’s about the maths.
TAT, you’re not always wrong, even if you are mostly over-cooked. But here I’m with Not a Conspiracy Theory Either. We’re over-populated, as many other countries are, and the signs of system and sub-system overload are obvious to anyone who understands these things. What we don’t need is any group with high birth rates. Malthus will always be right in the end, TAT, whether it suits your thinking or not.
DOH!
google it motherfuckers this country is 75% empty.
and Jockland is even emptier! very few taxpayers in scotland indeed.
ARE YOU WHINGERS PAYING YOUR TAX? I BET YOU ARE BN P NAZIS ARE DODGY BENEFIT SCROUNGERS INNIT!
inclusivity is strength – strength is inclusivity.
victory through peace.
but ofcourse those are ideas which are far too exquisitely intellectual for you sp@stic bn p trolls to understand.
oh well.
ps. stop soiling Guido’s blog with your nasty fucking racist bullshit and fuck off.
you are scaring away all the decent punters.
queer someone else’s pitch.
note to self: queer the bn p’s pitch.
your maths do not add up.
google it retard.
lots and lots of space: a house shortage perhaps, but if we build more houses that problem is easily solved.
and don’t insult the intelligence of the reader waffling on about tarmac you imbecile.
all the reader has to do is google a map of this country to see how underpopulated it is.
oh dear oh dear, really desparate stuff from the desperate bn p nazi party.
housing and infrastructure are the issues.
now fuck off nazis, you are upsetting the decent punters. they do not want to be subjected to your vulgar, bullshit nazi rants.
TAT revealing his Common Purpose training.
Did you get tea and biscuits?
Lets also chuck out those Viking fuckers that came over in the early eleventh century too. They ruin our “culture”
The Vikings invaded Britain with the intent on subjugating the local population. Quite different to multiculturism dontcha know.
Don’t forget the Normans !!!!
They were Vikings as well.
If you know your history, then you will know where your coming from..
Norman Wisdom added a vast amount to our culture.
Yeah, but who wants Cathedrals, stone buildings, glass windows and Westminister Palace?
He is still huge in Albania.
If it is remotely possible for one man to love another, then I love Norman Wisdom.
He invented the toothbrush.
Penicillin?
Doesn’t Jon Stewart realise that lessee majesty and race hatred is a terrible crime. Next time he touches down in Heathrow he could be hauled off to the Tower for impugning the character of our Great Leader and insulting Mad Scots persons
Or taken straight to meet our Dear Leader to offer up yet more celebrity endorsement.
Postman Prat will simply add him to the undesirables list.
The Penguin
It is frightening that Ahmadinejad has more of a mandate than Brown
Every openly elected member of a committee, council, or knitting club has more mandate and honour than Brooon !
not according to his own people apparently. An amazing win and errr quite unexpected. Do they have postal votes as well?
If you English serfs don’t leave our dear leader alone I will come to your village in the dead of night and do something nasty to your cricket pitches, alright?
We are Labour, we are in power and will remain so until the project is complete. Totally completed, and there is nothing you can do about it so suck it up you English pigs
FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING ORANGE TAFFY C’UNT!
NOW WHERE IS MY CROSSBOW? (IT IS STILL STEAL LEGAL TO USE A CROSSBOW TO FIRE UPON TAFFY THIEVES LIKE HAIN WHEN THEY CROSS THE BORDER TO RUSTLE OUR CASH)
SHOOT TO KILL AND MAKE IT A GOOD CLEAN KILL.
A HEAD SHOT WILL BEST DISPATCH THE LIARS AND THIEVES IN THE TAFIA AND SCOTTISH MAFIA.
THEY HAVE MADE A RIGHT FUCKING MESS OF IT. THIEVING C’UNTS.
AND IF YOU SHOOT AT BN P NAZIS YOU CAN ALWAYS USE THE DEFENCE THAT YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE TAFFIES.
Hain is a South African you stupid Hoon!
Correction: a Kenyan, in fact.
It’s close enough, and all them oranges look the same.
The Penguin
It’s all lies I tell you.
I’d like to know why Hain hasn’t returned to the land of his birth now that all those nasty white people have gone.
HE IS A TAFFY COLLABORATOR, THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
TAKE AIM…. FIRE!
Our village is holding it’s Annual Fete this afternoon which includes the usual most popular Donkey Derby.It is unfair that La Caravan BECKETT is in attendence as the guest of honour which will confuse some of the the revellers a number of whom will be backing her to win by at least ahead.
I do hope your Fete is at Midsommer Norton – home of 20 murders per day – would make a good episode….ugly woman dies with hanging baskets around her scrawny neck….
168.
168 British troops dead in Labours vanity war for the hearts and minds of the 7th century intellectuals in Afghanistan, 168 British troops killed protecting the heroin trade and propping up one of the most corrupt Governments on the face of the world.
Has any one from Labour ever actually met the coffins of these brave troops when they arrive home?
Cowards.
Fred the Para.
Never, not to my knowledge. He does however trot out the names of the dead each week wearing his number 1 sincerity face so I suppose he thinks that’s ok then – cnut.
He always stumbles over the names. I don’t know how much attention any of the leaders pay, but at least Cameron and Clegg sound as though they made an effort.
But he writes books about courage, so I guess he must know all about it.
Indeed.
He knows a great deal about courage.
That’s how he was able to come up with the idea to select only cowardly ghurkas (no mention in dispatches, you see?) to be sent packing.
I think he mainly stumbles over the ranks etc rather than the names. It’s because he hasn’t a clue about military matters, and has no interest in it other than when it serves the Brown agenda(to be seen with Obama as often as possible). Brown is an appalling embarassment.
Yes, but at least girls can go to school, and at last feminists have found a use for men, other than as walking sperm banks for lesbians.
Para: does that mean infantry that fall out of planes.
Aren’t Para among the UK Elite forces?
It’s disgusting that Gurner can churn out the names (and I mean he announces them with dispassion – not the least bit of sadness), and then says ‘we all wish to express our…’ I’m way beyond angry by then.
If he felt that the losses were outrageous – he’d give the army the equipment it needs. But we get a constant flow of information that says that the Treasury under the previous chancellor and the government in general don’t provide for the troops. Clause 4 may have been repealed in the Labour Party – but the ideology hasn’t!
He does it as a tactical manoeuvre at question time.
Thankfully the wonderful people of Wootton Basset turn out to show their respect.
God bless them.
para
answer is no as he is too busy phoning the latest clinic to see how the runner up in a talent contest is getting on
G’day Fred, always happy to talk to a current or ex-Para. Agree that the hearts and minds thing is probably unwinnable. But, Islamabad – note the name – has nuclear weapons. If the Taliban get their hands on those, it’s a brand new game.
That picture of Brown. That really is the best I have ever seen him look! Kinda horny aint he.
I dreamed a dream in times gone by
When hope was high and life, worth living.
I dreamed my moral compass would never die,
I dreamed that Damien would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraid,
And dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no Mandy to be paid,
No song unsung, no Balls, untasted.
The US is so brilliant at so many things – democracy, science, art, productivity, ice cream – that it is only fair that it should be crap at a few other things, such as making cheese, designing cars and humour. They get a good comic idea and then ruin it through mass production (the Simpsons) or sheer clunking brutality.
Ah, but we ARE good at military ceremonial!
Vide Brenda’s burfday parade 2day.
This is the funniest song I have ever heard.
If that is the funniest song you have ever heard, you have my sympathy.
However it did bring a smile to my face, along with a small tear. This because if it were not all so very tragic for US, we could more easily laugh at THEM.
Remember, it is US that is going to suffer the short medium and long term consequences of there stupidity and dishonesty, not at all THEM.
Very enjoyable and annoyingly catchy
If that’s Susan Boyle singing, she’s fucking crap.
This will go viral
I’m with Atlas – it’s funny, but we’re still under their yoke.
When they’re gone – we can all sigh with relief, about 10 years later when finally their legislation has been repealed!
Sadly I fear we will never be free of the shackles of Brown, Mandelson and Blair. Their tentacles will be far reaching from their offices in central EUSSR for many years to come.
I must clean my glasses. For one moment I thought you had written, “Their testicles will be far reaching…”
That rips the piss out of keep the red flag flying. Play it loud at the next Labour Party Conference
I remember when the internet used to be a decent sort of place. We had Altavista and Lycos which we could use to go and visit the William Shatner Singalong page and Frank Butcher’s Philosophical Car-Lot. And best of all was the 404 Error page. I spent whole afternoons gazing at that.
Now it’s all bloggers, bloggers, bloggers with their pointless videos of Hazel Blears bursting into tears, Brown singing snatches of Evita in a quivery voice and Andy Burnham having a J Arthur.
It’s gone to the dogs and no mistake. Bring back the good old days, I say, and vote UKIP.
I think you’ll find it was Les Miserables.
Makes a lot more sense if you think about it.
Go and knit a scarf and hang yerself in a cupboard.
Oh my my… Altavista, Lycos … that was all latterday stuff… Why I remember the high old times when it was all ARPANET and JANET… but I bet no-one else does. Bandersnatch is 108.
Before that it was, let me think….IBM SNADS (top dollar stuff used byl (financial systems)….Kermit communication protocol (no not the muppet frog I hasten to add)..RS-232c…..802.5 (Token Ring)…yeah I remember the good times when engineering and sure knowledge of it was king !
Yes yes Guido there are some things these two have in common. But it is most unfair of you to compare any ordinary person with the likes of Gordon Brown.
She is not devoutly evil. Gordon most surly is, whether he has the intellect to understand that he is, or not.
She is a real woman, Gordon just wishes he was.
She is a canny Scot who is careful with money. Gordon is a banksters stooge who has viciously conspired to sell our futures to the owners of the worlds central banks.
She deserves our respect and sympathy, as do all ordinary people. Gordon Brown is a brainwashed idiot Marxist Communist, that deserves to be publicly humiliated and then hung by the neck until half dead. Then have his guts torn out, then chopped up into little pieces and fed to the dogs.
Not sure about the real woman bit. No idea why she should get my sympathy. Otherwise in agreement.
Zimababwe money and bonds well be safer to buy and invest in than UK gilts soon.
You think i’m joking lol
I’m off to the Bureau De Change later.
N. Korean plutonium futures are rocketing.
Buy stocks and shares in Police Baton making companies as well.
Wheel barrows for carrying cash.
I prefer a more positive view. I’d recommend tumbrils and guillotines.
The trouble with the Tories is that they’re all about anger and offer nothing constructive. Labour know that positive thinking and constructive debate will always win out over shallow Tory posturing, so they don’t even need to try very hard. Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
The trouble with Labour is that they’re all about anger and offer nothing constructive. Tories know that positive thinking and constructive debate will always win out over shallow Labour posturing, so they don’t even need to try very hard. Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
charles, what’s with the echo? One paragraph of total crap is surely enough?
What like Gordon did in the 2005 election? All he did was spout the lie about Tory cuts until he convinced everyone it was true. Hardly call that constructive.
As for anger well tell me who described Gordon as ‘angry’, ummm methinks old Mandy.
As for shallow Tory posturing – how about that killer policy of the 50% tax on the rich old Bonkers Brown thought up for the last budget in a piss poor attempt to create one of his beloved dividing lines. How shallow can you get?
Bonkers Brown needs to f**k off as does the rest of this wretched left wing government that has brought this country to its knees.
All Labour scum, people who would never get a job where they had to EARN their own revenue. They just steal it off people who do. Always have and always will.
Aaaah!, you almost had me there – you cheeky fellow – that’s Gordon Brown you’re talking about – ain’t cha!
i think the word your looking for is “ponce”
Gordon has been very brave – he knows that his borrowing has to be paid for by cuts in public spending after the next election, but he is too scared to mention it. Instead all we hear is “Tory cuts, Tory Cuts”.
As for constructive debate, I have never heard him give a full answer during PM questions – unless it is a govt. release prompted by a planted question. This evasion is repeated by every Labour representative I have heard.
Don’t the Govt. in particular and Politicians in general realise that this behaviour is no longer acceptable.
The public have seen the Politicians for what they are – and confidence in our “democracy” has reached dangerously low levels.
How do Politicians react to this? They say “lets draw a line under this” and then behave in the exact same way that has led us to this situation in the first place.
If you want my confidence then stop behaving like a bunch of time-share conmen, tell the Truth and answer the blasted question!
Brown is an unashamed and repetitive liar.
Everybody knows that if Labour were re-elected there would have to be massive cuts too.
I WANT public spending cuts.
Yes lets have spending cuts and give the taxpayer a brake
Oops a break
That’s the problem… Brown has fucked up the economy so much that to service his debt we’ll have to have public spending cuts and tax rises. not only that but if we don’t raise interest rates, the pound will be in freefall which will lead to more of the same.
We’re fucked, fucked, we’re all fucked.
Susie; is that last line the chorus in the gay skinhead anthem at Dick Sniffin rallies?
There’s also the pseudo immigrant i.e. the person who lives here for a bit and draws a variety of benefits. Once these are set up, they realise (even if it wasn’t the original plan which it may have been) that nobody will notice if they go back home where it is cheaper to live and they can probably get a job and the UK tax payer will continue to pay money into their account each month. They have to keep contacts here (probably sub-let their housing benefit paid flat to a relative) to deal with the odd bit of correspondence and warn them if they get a call for benefit review. Also they may come back if they get a serious disease and want free treatment. I have friends from various countries who tell me anecdotes about people they know who do this sort of thing- from Latin America to the Balkans.
There was some sort of expose recently of expat Brits drawing incapacity benefit while they play golf in Spain. That is a problem which also needs to be sorted but I suspect it is only the tip of a big iceberg.
This is aided in every way by the fact that the monies are paid by Direct Debit.
Nu Labour – stupid thinking. What is needed is to return to the old Giro system. I get my IB by Cheque. (Well, I have a back problem requiring extreme surgery – or extreme pain management!). Go to the Post Office (there are some left open – queue’s are now attrocious but anyway), present cheque and a means of Identity!
I agree 100%. Now that Housing Benefit is paid directly to the Tenant, “to promote responsibility”, the Junkies/Alcoholics here have been blowing their rent money on drugs. I wouldn’t shed a tear if they were evicted, but their children are evicted too.
If you ask anyone you know that works for the CAB you’ll find that this situation is going on all around the country.
Those cases that have come before the courts result in orders to pay back miniscule amounts of money over vast periods of time, on the grounds that if the money to be repaid is too great – then the Junkies will just rob in order to make up the difference.
Yep they should only get paid at the local post office and only on a week to week basis.
Silly me this won’t work, New Labour have shut down the local post offices.
Biggest scam is mobility
Dear All
What a frighten picture Brown and Boyle dressed in the same garb.
I think that we have found the two ugly sisters for panto.
Hopefully Susan Boyle will help Brown with his second career.
She can do the singing and Brown can look like he has shit himself.
All we need is the Tory Twat George Osbourne and we could run a production of Macbeth, the third Witch has been found.
Proclaim it from the roof tops.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
You really are a sad twat.
The Penguin
Agreed; repetitious, petty, inane and vindictive.
What a loser.
I have a horrible feeling this will go viral
And that’s a bad thing?
When Gurner stated that we can’t have an election because it’ll cause chaos – and yet Iran can have one – which is reported to been affected by the newly elected American President, and reports on the European Election!
It’s a pity that Stewart didn’t have any satire about the UK being in chaos if there was an election called!
Ahmadinejad,Mugabe,Pol Pot, Hitler,Stalin,Brown,Mandelson,Labour,Kim Jong Il
I have informed the police that you have stolen my identity. I warned you.
I have just informed the wank police that you’ve been abusing your pecker again, contrary to the control order that’s been put on your right hand.
Did the police tell you to get a lawyer? Or did they just laugh?
Or did they tell you to go away, you’re wasting their time?
Here’s the best I got, I caught a drugs deal going down, mentioned it to a neighbour – who’s London Met, we both looked, and phoned local (Bedfordshire Police).
Nothing happened.
Phoned back – we’ve got something like 685 currently open cases. This is low priority.
The bags of ‘drugs’ were at least 2Kg each, and we noted at least 4 of them, nice to note we were wasting police time with reporting ‘real’ crime, ie not speeding cars to make more money for the Grand Vizier in the Treasury!
The police have been politicised so that they follow up NuLabour “hate crimes” with a Waffen SS style vigour while the scumbag criminals who are on NuLabour’s “victimhood” lists – (druggies, burglars, etc – all innocent because it’s society’s fault) are walking out of court laughing, that’s if they’ve been arrested int he first place.
Don’t believe me? Go and spend a day sitting in the public gallery of your local court and watch “justice” in action. You will weep.
I spotted a man carrying a Gun in a public place, I rang 999, and was told that someone from the police would get back to me. This was around 1pm in the afternoon.
At home at 7pm that night, someone from the police rang me back, asking me if the man was still there.
You couldn’t make it up!
Would that be the thought police?
Had a similar event in my city. Rang cops and gave full description. Was asked to follow him, unfortunatly my six year old daughter could not keep up. Told call handler that he threatened to do a “columbine” cop didn’t know what that meant. They could see me on CCTV but not nutter with gun. Eventually cops arrived and I pointed them in direction nutter was last seen. Imagine my horror when police whom should have all details hadn’t been told that the suspect was black in a predominantly White area. No wonder they could not see him. It’s “political correctness gone mad”. (copyright R. Littledick)
Love Dixie
Hopefully they will slap an £80 fine on you for wasting police time.
oh that is so funny
12345
nice to see you can count,good socialist education
Wrong Charlie me friend.
Ahmadinejad and Mugabe, the latter at least initially, were all democratically (in appearance at any rate) elevated to power by the suffrages of their people. Hitler was certainly elected. Stalin was acclaimed leader of his nation by the Moscovy Soviet Council. Kim Jong Il took over the party leadership after John Smith died in 1994, and Pol Pot won a narrow victory in the 1974 snap elections before increasing his majority in the by-election of ‘76.
Broon is the odd one out.
“Broon is the odd one out.”
How true, and in any possible line up.
They just don’t get it, do they? Another rampant feminist who wants to impose NooLabour social engineering “values” on us all, and yet another nail in the coffin of NooLabour’s electoral prospects. Vote NooLabour, this is the sort of waste of oxygen you get.
http://tinyurl.com/m74uxj
You just can’t make it up!
Hmm, I’m curious what she’s going to do for research grants next time!
Why are all these leftie wimmin rat ugly?
Looks like a dyke.
Actually it seems it’s a doctor so I guess
If it looks like a quack and quacks like a quack then its most likely a quack (or totally quackers)
How dare you suggest Widdie, Ann Milton and Maggie are lefties!
You are mistaken. It is correctly pointed out that all leftie wimmin are rat ugly.
Just because shes a Dr doesnt mean to say she is correct in her views in fact I would say she is talking absolute SHITE in my humble opinion.
Good day to you.
Funcken sie mir! – £8m in Grants? – vot for??
Haf I slipped into ein coma and voken up in ze 1970’s like in zat TV programmen?
Did ve not eliminate zees crackpots ven zey started to burn zeyr Bras in publik?
I zink ve should be told!!!
TRIUMPH ACCLAIM!!!
God, she’s overdosed on ugly pills….. Any poor kid would rather wake up to their dad than that.
I feel sick!!!!
P.S. Who’s going to fuck it? so no problem there…..just after 20 pints and a bin liner over the top bit. I’m now starting to puke with the thought of it.. rather take myself in hand…. safe sex.
Drunken soapy tit wank with brown paper bag usage, followed by a sharp exit and much shame
Which politician are we talking about?
He made a bid for political advancement within the Labour Party. He was close to the Prime Minister and hoped for one of the great offices of state, but when Labour won the general election he was appointed only as a Minister without Portfolio, outside the Cabinet.
He was given responsibility for solving the unemployment problem, but found that his plan was blocked by the Cabinet.
He attempted to persuade the Labour Party Conference, but was defeated again. The plan called for high tariffs to protect British industries from international finance, for state nationalisation of industry and a programme of public works to solve unemployment.
Determined that the Labour Party was no longer suitable, he founded a new political party.
1) David Owen
2) Tony Benn
3) Oswald Mosley
4) James Purnell
5) Peter Mandelson
No cheating by checking the interweb please. Just take a guess.
The answer is here
Oswald Mosley cause he was the brightest star and wasted potential to ever enter british poltics according to Winston and Oswald famously walked the floor and played both parties.
Is that your final answer? Would you like to phone a friend?
I’m probably wrong Chris so i’ll use a 50/50 plz
There’s a short reference to the Labour Party in Mosley’s Uncyclopedia Entry.
Next quiz. Which of the following would Gordon Brown have to run against to have a chance of winning an election.
1} Peter Mandelson
2} Judas Iscariot
3} Tony Benn
4} Margaret Thatcher
5} Herman Goering
6} Simon Cowell
7} Osama Bin Laden
8} George Bush Jr
9} Tony Blair
10} Ian Huntley
Bonus question. If Prime Ministers had to pick a vice president style running mate which of these would absolubtely guarantee annihilation for Gordon.
Bob Crowe
Harriet Harman
Hazel Blears
Damien McBride
Michael Martin
or
Derek Draper
harold shipman is still available
10.00 GBP = 10.6696 XDR
United Kingdom Pounds International Monetary Fund Special Drawing Rights
1 GBP = 1.06696 XDR 1 XDR = 0.937242 GBP
Might be a good time to get your money out while the rest of the world still thinks it’s worth something.
Here is a collection of nuts in action.
http://freedom-2-choose.blogspot.com/2009/06/health-sports-committee-scotland.html
37 Mins into the video and they start talking about evidence. Then the Minister for Public Health shows what they care about evidence.
Internet mouths like yourselves think they can say anything they like without any consequences and this is what is REALLY corrosive to politics, not legitimate expenses claims blown out of proportion. Freedom of speech has limits, and I for one thank the Labour party for making us much safer in a dangerous world.
Internet mouths like yourselves think they can say anything they like without any consequences and this is what is REALLY corrosive to politics, not legitimate expenses claims blown out of proportion. Freedom of speech has limits, and I for one thank the Conservative party for making us much safer in a dangerous world.
Internet mouths like yourselves think they can say anything they like without any consequences and this is what is REALLY corrosive to politics, not legitimate expenses claims blown out of proportion. Freedom of speech has limits, and I for one thank the real Charles E Hardwidge for making us much safer in a dangerous world.
thank you so much for your kind words
You’re duplicating again charles! Once is enough – for your comments!
Name one Minister who has ever been held to account. All Ministers, for the past decade, possibly longer, have said ‘anything they like’ without consequence and without bearing responsibility.
Time that those in charge set an example.
Or maybe that is exactly what they are doing.
John Profumo had the decency to resign without demur in 1963 and spent the rest of his life working at Toynbee Hall, an East End charity, starting with cleaning the alcoholics’ bogs and going on to become their chief fund-raiser, till the end of his life.
Lord Longford described him as being the most honourable man he had ever known.
Harriet Harman is a niece of Lord Longford.
Lord Longford….the man who befriended and championed the child torturer and murderess Myra Hindley.
Um, and so is David Cameron. So your point is?
What a contrast. Harriet Harman is not an honourable man!
hazel blears hahahaha
Bollocks you slimy lefto-fascist. Our fathers and grandfathers fought and died to prevent Naz_i pricks like you telling them what they could and could not say.
Corrosive politics is 12 years of Labour misrule and commie idiots like you having too much to say.
The Labour party and its creepy, deluded minions (like you) have made Britain very unsafe. I look forward to your coming defeat, your stripping of power, your rooting out and persecution for the pariah scum you are. Retribution and revenge is coming Hardwidge and its coming to you.
Dear All
I have an idea!
We take Susan Boyle, Gordon Brown and that twat George Osbourne and we have the Three Witches in Macbeth!
I tell you it will sell.
Boyle sings, Brown shits himself and Osbourne plays the toady.
Lets get this project off the ground.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
You’re a cun.t
Dear Charles
Coming from you that is most welcome and unexpected.
I read your stuff often and take inspiration from you.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow
You really must be a prat then.
PS Why is the 2.49pm post at the bottom below 4.48pm?
George
FFS stop giving yourself more pointless titles. Just checked your website and it has got worse. !
George Laird
The Campaign for human Rights at Glasgow University, Blue Peter badge holder Humpty Dumpty and bar, Rear Admiral of Bendoon and Braceyourself, Prize Numpty, Scottish Order of selfappointed Hoons ,Campaign for real Freemasonry, Gauleiter Kick sectarianism out of football ( Except Glasgow wing ), Girl guide leader, 3 O levels ( D,U,D), Chairman National Forum of Onanism practitioners, Deputy Assistant Milk Monitor, Lord Protector of the Kit Kats, UK Human Rights monitor for the People’s Republic of North Korea , Chairwoman Virgins for Alex Salmond , Co-ordinator Glasgow Chickenwankers Guild
I for one thank God that we live in a democracy.
Labour slumps to historic defeat in Euro Elections
Harriet Harman: Labour suffered a “very dismal result”
Labour has suffered its worst post-war election result after it was beaten into third place by UKIP and saw the BNP gain its first seats at Brussels.
Labour’s share of the vote at the European elections was just 15.3% – worse than party bosses had feared.
The Tories won with 28.6%, beating Labour in Wales but failing to increase their total share significantly.
The results have sent shockwaves through UK politics and led to renewed calls for Gordon Brown to quit as PM.
The BNP gained a seat in Yorkshire and Humberside and in the north west of England, where party leader Nick Griffin was elected – the first time the anti-immigration party has won seats at national elections.
County Council Elections
Tories triumph in local elections
David Cameron says people are yearning for an alternative
Conservative leader David Cameron has said his party’s performance in the local elections shows it can win in “every part of the country”.
The Tories took councils from Labour and the Lib Dems including Derbyshire, run by Labour since 1981.
The Lib Dems won control in Bristol while Labour lost control of all of its four councils.
Labour deputy Harriet Harman admitted the results were “disappointing” but said the party would learn from them.
The Conservatives took Staffordshire, Lancashire, Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire from Labour – which had run all of them for more than 25 years – as well as Devon and Somerset from the Lib Dems.
Projected vote share
They also took Warwickshire from no overall control and took power in the new Central Bedfordshire and Shropshire unitary authorities.
With all the results in from the 34 councils which held elections, the Tories gained 233 councillors while Labour lost 273 seats and the Lib Dems four – although Sussex’s results are provisional pending a recount in one ward.
According to the BBC’s projections, the Conservatives garnered 38% of the national vote with Labour falling to a historic low of 23%.
The Lib Dems polled an estimated 28% of the vote, with other parties on 11%.
FACTS AS OPPOSED TO OPINION
CHEATS, LIARS AND BULLIES NEVER PROSPER.
You can rent mine if you don’t mind sharing with my constituency office.
Which one? I understand Mr Malik has two constituency offices close together – apparently because he has so many staff the other office is to take the overflow.
Anybody know what they do? All this staff are, after all, being paid for by us.
Here’s my latest poem called “Politics”
How it makes of your face a stone
that aches to weep, of your heart a fist,
clenched or thumping, sweating blood, of your tongue
an iron latch with no door. How it makes of your right hand
a gauntlet, a glove-puppet of the left, of your laugh
a dry leaf blowing in the wind, of your desert island discs
hiss hiss hiss, makes of the words on your lips dice
that can throw no six. How it takes the breath
away, the piss, makes of your kiss a dropped pound coin,
makes of your promises latin, gibberish, feedback, static,
of your hair a wig, of your gait a plankwalk. How it says this –
politics – to your education education education; shouts this –
Politics! – to your health and wealth; how it roars, to your
conscience moral compass truth, POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS.
That poem was great. Thanks!
Breaking News …
Nick Griffin ate the Downing Street cat.
The economy has turned round, the equality bill will be passed, parliament will be cleaned up and then Labour will win the general election by a landslide. And you do-nothing Tories will be squealing like little girls! LOL
You hold onto your belief in fairy tales and ‘happy ever after’ endings for as long as you can.
Reality like a cold blast in winter will arrive soon enough.
Harman Pride, please all go away, yes all of you, including you Charles, you have all been so very tiresome
How I look froward to seeing Harman post-election and watch her cat’s arse of a mouth purse in disappointment and her head shaking slowly in disbelief,
This will be my Portillo moment. I expect as much pleasure as that I derived from Thatcher defeating that woolly old sheep Shirley Williams, Harman Mk I.
I thought your Portillo moment was (to borrow from Jeremy Hardy) when you got your lips on the chapstick.
Hey you’re back!! Where have you been?
We’ve missed having a good laugh
The only way that Nu-Liebor will win the next election is by postal voting fraud.Why do you think they weren’t hammered in London last week? Because they’ve been filching forms for months now.What do you think Daemon and Dolly have been doing???
The Queen would do well to call in the UN to oversee the next elections.
The Leicester result still stinks.
I financed my second cave on expenses.
Christ on a bike, you couldn’t make it up.
Bull-dyke grimmer wants to interfere in the most intimate detail of your relationship with your wife and kids.
Socialist social engineering; report to Matron with your trousers on back-to-front.
Where do they find people like this?
One thing, you could never level a charge of window-dressing.
http://tinyurl.com/m74uxj
What do you expect from a believer in 1970’s feminism?? whose battle cry was( and still is) ??
“Women need men like fish need a bicycle”!!!!
Bless – they’re not living in the real world.
Nah- what they need is a real guy like R2D2
Sorry Plato- meant to say Thanks!! Very amusing.! Unfortunately I think R2D2 would be too much man for these Harman types.
To which the only reply was “on your bike, fish-face”
The fact that they thought they could equate themselves to fish in the first place shows how dysfunctional their thinking patterns are.
And these people think they are qualified to give an opinion on how we should order our family life and raise our children?
Bit like Ed Balls trying to intimidate families who are home schooling their children (50,000 at present). He’s proposing to ‘tighten up’ the rules on the Home Schooling Bill. What does Ed Balls know about functional caring families or decent quality schooling??? Nothing!!!
Woman like men a bicycle need
Peope from dysfunctional families have no right to tell other people how to run their lives.They never deal with their own problems (think Cherie Booth Blair and her ghastly father, useless leftie actor Tony.Many children by many wimmin). I think you will find that many social workers/teachers and people of that ilk have had damaged lives themselves.Instead of sorting themselves out they feel the need to sort other people out.Of course they are never successful in this because they are too damaged.I’ve seen it so many times. Look at Nu-Liebor.
I certainly agree with you re: social workers. Once, I had the misfortune to share a house with a trainee social worker. He was very keen to preach to me and analyse my supposed ‘issues’, but somehow failed to recognise he was a fucked-up compulsive liar who couldn’t be trusted.
God help those who may be the recipients of his professional ‘help’.
Jan, that’s very true. There’s no malice in this, it’s just fact. These people are seriously deluded, they all have severe personality disorders, they are all walking shoulda-been abortions, I suppose all lefty-babies should be aborted, they need to test for the socialist gene, communism is the worst crime since jesus (abort the f*ckers)
Wonder if Guido’s picnic is nearly over?
Time for a glass of wine I think.
Surely there must be 33 labour mps with sufficient patriotism to resign and force by-elections in a bid to destroy the government majority.
In those circumstances ,Gordon would be forced to resign and Labour could elect a legitimate leader.
This would be a good way to circumvent the Party Rules and requires fewer members with backbone to stand and be counted .
Those mps could stand again as independents and may very well be rewarded by the electorate.
The Labour Party and Patriotism are not found together.
Its not over until the twat ladyboy swings
[...] has highlighted the surprising similarities between Gordon Brown and Susan Boyle. Guido has also posted on this and comes up with the corker of a [...]
Have you seen this?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2480003/We-hold-up-Bob-Crow-on-his-way-to-work.html
They are happy to dole out but they are not happy to take it are they?
I wonder if a short fat one eyed jock twat has been watching the Iran election? Will it give him ideas? Will we see the gay Scottish mafia continue past June next year?
fuck of Browneye
MPs are looking after number one as usual clearly looking after our best interests
When Iraq had an unelected Leader and 2nd in command we went to war with them amd liberated the people.
So what’s wrong with doing the same back in good old Blighty? Admittedly we would have the same sort of problems after the battle with the moslem population but with a little perseverance they could be overcome.
I doubt Herr Braun would walk to the gallows with the dignity of saddam mind.
We used to dream of living in a cave. We ‘ad to live in a stump ‘ole at t’ Kirkstall Lane end of ‘eadingly.
My name is Shahid Malik.
Quite a lot of people know that.
Mr M*lik contender for Big Brother or I’m a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here.
That is possibly all he’s good for.
Of course they wouldn’t pay the rates that he demands.
As I said to John Prescott at a Yorkshire Forward initiation, “You’re a big man, but you’re out of shape!”
Have you got ten bob for the meter? I need a sit down.
Never mind SuBo/Gordo: it seems to me that the lunacy is elsewhere.
A whole bunch of women politicians are utterly insane.
Blears? Mad. Harmann? Barking? Flint? Mental. Nadine Dorries? Completely batshit crazy.
Sun’s going down Guido.
The world is turning itself and Ahmadinejad has won a ‘free and healthy vote’. I think the BBC said that!!!
Time to crank the wheel.
How gratifying to see Iran’s stormtroopers out on the streets, dealing with opposition demonstrations by the tried and tested methods of beating, kicking and truncheoning. What an enlightened regime. And good at “winning” elections, too. I suspect it won’t be long before a Nulabour delegation is nipping off over there to pick up a few tips?
The police have already murdered one man on our streets this year.
Mr Brown could appear on Britain’s Got Talent as a speciality act. A snot eater.
Is that like an Anteater with a longer straw?
No it’s snot.
And as such is subject to the Official Secretions Act 1997.
tragic that this site is beginning to resemble a Hitler wanking luntic B&P Nazi site like St*rmfront
366, it didn’t. Until you arrived.
you must have spent hours thinking up that witty reply
try reading some of the barking mad racist Nazi posts on display here before you run your mouth off ignorantly
I agree, there’s been a lot of nasty stuff about the last couple of days – gone beyond edgy banter…
Gordon Brown is the man to take us through these difficult times.
Well said, Harman_Pride! I shudder to think what would happen if the UK fell into the hands of do nothing 10% Dave!
ROFL.
You are a wit, young Hawdridge. Now fcuk orf, there’s a good fellow.
I can give Mr McJockbollocks a few election winning ideas if he cares to give me a call.
I shudder to think how I will pay the mortgage on my one bedroom flat if Brown or this bankrupt Labour government are not kicked to the curb.
Would that be ‘Moses’ Gordon?…LOL
There are ten trillion very good reasons why Brown is a snotgurgling lunatic. He will be 210% more bonkers when he’s thrown out next year than he was when he seized power in 2007, according to the latest figures.
It must be all of 10 seconds since I heard a Scots voice on the radio, politician, media wonk, expert or luvvy – is something wrong here??
Little wonder we’ve all become fluent in jockinese.
Labour reveals election pledges
The six pledges:
1. Your family better off
2. Your family treated better and faster
3. Your child achieving more
4. Your country’s borders protected
5. Your community safer
6. Your children with the best start
Is not a Pledge far more binding than a promise? – No 4, were it not so serious, is a hoot.
Are we sure this isn’t the comedy version?
Labour reveals election pledges
The six pledges:
1. Your family better off
2. Your family treated better and faster
3. Your child achieving more
4. Your country’s borders protected
5. Your community safer
6. Your children with the best start
‘Traitor’ Blears could be kicked out by Thursday as grovelling fails to appease her local party
I really really hope so. Just can’t wait to see the stuck up arrogant lying two faced bitch take the drop. An early portillo moment and one to savour before the main event in 2010.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192520/Traitor-Blears-kicked-Thursday-grovelling-fails-appease-local-party.html.
fuck off scotch nonce
Deep in the castle and back from the wars
Back with my lady and the fires burned tall
Hoorah went the men down below
All outside was the rain and snow
Hear their shout, hear their roar
They’ve probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
We had to meet the enemy a mile away
Thunder in the air and the sky turned grey
Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
There was not a hope in your English hearts
When you Hear our drums, hear them sound
We’re gonna fight until we have won this town
Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
Remember when he appeared on Americas X Factor plastered in make up looking like a prat? Remember when he called Simon Cowell to ask after the welfare of his look-e-likee? Remember when he wrote a letter to some footballer who missed a penalty in a big game (can’t remember who it was). Well, he’s been at it again. Showing us how he thinks he can reach the working class so that they won’t vote for the BNP instead!
Des Kelly in todays Mail reports an interview Gordon Brown gave on Thursday regarding Cristiano Ronaldo move to Real Madrid:
“I would expect that Manchester United and English football will emerge not weaker, but emerge in a new way and probably stronger in the long run.”
Ge*ff H**n is soon to be ‘retired’ to the ‘EU troughing heaven.’
Who takes his job as Transport Minister? Lord Ad*nis!!!! He who spent 4yrs as a LibDem Councillor before he realised that the real money was to be made by joining Labour.
What has his response been to Bob Crow’s Tube strike that cost London £100million???
“I urge the RMT to re-engage” !!!!!!
It’s a laugh!!!! Labour, disengaged from reality, are a psychiatrist’s dream.
It must be difficult for a budding MP which party to go with. I guess one has to gamble which one will be in government and then the odds on getting to a cabinet post or minister later. An analogy like, do I work for vauxhall or nissan, really.
stop women working, that would solve most of the crap we are in
Red wedge dear – you stop women working and the world won’t turn.
Who cooks your dinners? who washes the dishes? who irons your shirts? who makes your bed? who raises the children? who cleans the loo? who grows veg’s in the greenhouse? who does the shopping? who manages the housekeeping? and on and on !!!!
What Labour has never learned is that society turns on marriage and that marriage turns on partnership.We all work!!!
Labour doesn’t work because it doesn’t understand mutuality. Each one of them are out for themselves at the expense of everyone else.
society doesn’t turn on marriage – it survives on the energy of the entrepreneurial – mainly males, please don’t argue, it would be a bore to have to collate the statistics
this is not good or bad, it is the way it is
jet engines, internet, internal combustion engine, champage, democracy, beer, wine, green energy, WWF, Banardoes, wlefare state, NHS, ……. thank you fellow males
Red wedge – society survives on ……………..champagne?? beer?? wine??
What does your Mother say??
i guess without beer the majority of heffers wouldn;t get pregnant, and if were not for males, you wouldn’t have a computer, or a toaster or a coffee machine or insulin or mtv or mcdonalds or ……..
in order for balance i have included inventions by women – hmmmmm….
Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882
Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952
Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930
Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812
Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872
Disposable diaper Marion Donovan 1950
Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917
Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881
Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917
Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887
Globes Ellen Fitz 1875
Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892
Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966
Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882
Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951
Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879
Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899
Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871
Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891
Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904
Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956
Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965
Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900
Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845
Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903
………another fact from red wedge
If it wasn’t for women you men wouldn’t have time to sit on your arses inventing stuff. That’s when you’re not slaves to testosterone getting us into stupid wars. I’m amazed you’re able to be impregnating all those ‘heffers’ (not that I imagine you’re much of a ‘catch’) when you’re using your dick to do your thinking for you.
Good on yer nell. Agree with every word.
redwedge, that’s just ignorance, your examples are from a time when women had relatively little access to science. Check out the current composition of the scientific community, ie women / men now roughly 50/50 tho’ admittedly more men in ‘hard’ sciences. As a (male) toiler in the vineyard of clinical science, I can assure you that women are contributing and innovating just as much as men.
we are not talking about “contribution” in a vineyard of science, we are talking about entrepreneurial wealth creation from discovery and innovation
scientists are just that, scientits, all beards, white coats and glasses
bollock sandwich
bob crow lives in hazel blears colon
YUK!!
hazel blear was the original creator of golden nuggets
That thick fat hoon Prescot is now coming back on the scene, backing Mc Doom. FFS That is the last thing the twat needs. Mandlebum and Milibum are now shitting on Broon, love it! It’s all happening, next week is going to be VERY INTERESTING.
Mandlebum is after the PM’s job, up the arse of Milibum
FORM A CIRCLE!!!
And Pr*scott calls Mandy a Crab!!!! What does he mean??
I rather suspect that Mandy is after that President’s job in the EU that Blair would like but not until he has trashed the British Labour Party just to show what he’s capable of when he flexes his muscles.
Oi, stop messin’ about, I haven’t got any spare room in my cave.
It’s completely chocka!
Oh, and I would like to thank Matt C for all the great propaganda work he does for AlQaeda.
Thanks Matt C, nuff respect innit.
If Jon Stewart ever read this blog he’d have a field day with you Hoons.
A rare voice of sanity amonst the shite:
“155Dai Aria says:
June 13, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Err, I think a couple of you need a cloth to wipe the foaming spittle away here. EUSSR? Have you ever been in mainland Europe (apart from the Costa del Sol)? Travel around and you will find people who are generally a lot better paid than the Brits, have better health and education systems, whose voting systems make everyone’s vote count, who don’t have unelected heads of government or cabinets stuffed with unelected appointees.
If you think the Lisbon Treaty gives the EU ‘total power’, you are seriously deluded. The UK government has sovereign power over foreign and defence policy, justice, education, health, its currency and economy just for starters. That would probably explain why we are up shit creek.
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255Deira says:
June 13, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Ah! But if they didn’t have the EU to blame, they would have to fact the fact that it’s their own fault that the UK is in the state it is.
Brown ended boom and bust here – so it MUST be Johnny Foreigner’s fault, mustn’t it.”
Travel around and you will find people who are generally a lot better paid than the Brits, have better health and education systems
Glad to know that £40million a day isn’t going to waste. A lot better paid than Brits? Hmm that must be why all the Bulgarian and Romanians et al are flocking to Britain then?
You talk shite.
By and large the PEOPLE of the various countries over there have worked themselves to a good standard. That has fuck-all to do with the thieving tyrannical shite of the EU who are unelected unaccountable scum. As for Lisbon, that used arsewipe is only the beginning.The noose has always answered treason in this country and anyone who supports the EU needs exactly that remedy applied to them.
Brown’s not just stark raving bonkers, he’s dangerous, too. So says the Renegade Economist, Fred Harrison – and he would know, right?
I, for one, tend to bloody well agree.
Gordon has fought off the barbarians and his Premiership is intact. Now is the time for the Labour party to concentrate on its core values of equality and fairness for hard working families, and to help them through the recession and give them support in this difficult time.
Ha ha good one, that’s very funny
Don’t ya just love satire?
Stupid boy.
Bit pissed hate Brown, never watched Boyle, Hi Misog..been bit busy no blogging allowed …what else? oH Hi Nell, Ewanme. LOve Hague, Boris and Hannan Dave is ok he’ll do.
Hi NewGirl – Cheer Up – It looks as though there are some revelations coming about the troughing K*nnocks.
Pity more isn’t known about the funding of Mandy’s £2.5 million home , but who knows what comes next.
And if we believe Andrew Rawnsley Mandy has so much control over Gordon now he’s even dictating what time he goes to bed!!!!
Come on Guido
KINNOCKS
£ 8 million fucking quid in troughing
Isn’ that enough to bring the bloody house down on their heads…
LABOURS MEPS AND COMMISSIONERS…
FFS
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THE OUTRAGE…
MI5, 8 Million is peanuts to keep the welsh happy. They must feel the benefit of having someone so ambitious leave the valleys and do so well. He’s a good role model and double bonus is Gwendolean looks just like their national symbol when she’s flustered on telly over her pension, etc. Note to bbc wales; put a green background in behind her.
Smile
If this does not caue a political earthquake nothing will…
These fucking Socialists are OBSCENE…
And millions of British people must feel the same way
UKIP will come first in the next Euro elections !!
And to think The Windbag got into a high and mighty hissy fit about Derek Hatton spending a few quid on taxi fares to deliver redudancy notices….
The day will eventually come when Gordon and his sick crooked cronies will get the public,s view on whther they have tallent. Like Susan boyle he will be devistated that he has not won and hopefully will be carted off to the funny farm.
The big question is will he be second, like Boyle or hopefully third or fourth. That would rid us of the sick labour bastards for good
I see Andrew Rawnsley is dropping some very big ‘Mandy and Gordo’ hints…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jun/14/andrew-rawnsley-peter-mandelson-ambition
“They hate each other!”
‘Well, yes they did, but weirdly enough they have always loved each other too. It all goes back to the highly charged days that followed John Smith’s death in 1994. Before then, Peter Mandelson was closer to Gordon Brown than he was to Tony Blair. It was the rational choice to back the younger Blair for leader when he was much more popular in the polls, with the media and with senior colleagues. Yet it provoked a wholly irrational response from Gordon Brown.
The years of hate were so poisonous precisely because they were preceded by love.’
“Awl mah lurrrve has turrrned to haaaaate”
OK, you’re good for a larf.
But PLEASE, PLEASE don’t ever expect us to take you seriously as a political perspective on the world.
Not when the people of Iran are being forced to accept a rigged election.
When opposition activists in Zimbabwe have their genitals roasted by Mugabe’s thugs.
When North Korea is threatening nuclear war – which will threaten us as well.
Keep taking the Guinness and whatever else it is you take – good luck to you, but I think you’ve had your chance to show you are in any way whatsoever a serious source of information on politics. You’re not.
Maybe we don’t come here for a laugh. For that we go to the bbc world service
++++++Breaking News++++++++++++++
Having been concerned about Mandelson’s curious visit to see the Queen, it can now be made public. The visit was nothing more that a discussion about what sort of vegetables could be grown in the Royal backyard’s kitchen garden. Brown, as head vegetable, was unavailable to comment but a beetroot was able to say it was a ‘good way to limit the travel miles of the Royal vegetables. Some carrots were thought to have travelled Virgin first class to California last year.’
Nick Robinson is to blame for Labour’s woes. Oh, yes he is!
Catch a load of this from today’s Sunday Herald:
Part of the purpose of this journey is to play the blame game for Labour’s abysmal showing at the polls. On this subject, Maureen Henry again is in no doubt. “Our bad results were down to the media agenda,” she tells me. “The constant criticism of Gordon Brown. Not just from the Tory newspapers but also on the BBC, where opinion masquerades as reporting. It’s not just what Nick Robinson says, it’s the way he says it.”
Oh, my sides!
They really don’t get it, do they?
WHAT PRICE ABJECT FAILURE — 10million apparently (and a seat in the House of Lords). They have also never been directly elected by anyone.
Read and weep!! Labour troughing at its absolute best and still it will continue and there is now nothing you or me can do about it. Its set for life.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192894/Revealed-How-Kinnocks-enjoyed-astonishing-10m-ride-EU-gravy-train.html
Neil and Glenys Kinnock received more than £10million in pay, allowances and pension entitlements during their time working at the European Union in Brussels. The astonishing figure can be revealed after a Mail on Sunday investigation into the couple’s lavish lifestyle funded from the public purse.
Lady Kinnock, who was appointed Europe Minister by Gordon Brown this month, was an MEP for 15 years. Her husband, who failed to win a General Election as Labour leader, was an EU Commissioner for ten years until 2004.
6 Pensions between them and in line for a 7th when she finishes this stint as Europe Minister. And did you see those three houses ??? – one a palace in Wales.
OMG!!!! Talk about illusions of grandeur!!!!
Well done Gordon – you couldn’t have appointed a better person to your cabinet.
These people have morphed into the very establishment parasites that they would both have professed to despise in their younger, left wing, firebrand days. Why, the windbag-in-chief himself earnestly proclaimed that he would not accept a peerage. Only, of course, to accept one a short time later. Porky Pig would be proud.
Gordon Brown is expected to announce an inquiry into the Iraq War this week. The move is expected in a statement to Parliament over the course of the week, but already controversy is mounting over reports that it will be held behind closed doors.
Another whitewash…No doubt it will report after the election of course.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090614/tuk-pm-to-launch-iraq-inquiry-dba1618.html
I’m not having that. It needs to be ensured that it is held completely publicly and televised. That the spotlight bulb wattage is upped for Goldsmith and that Blair, Brown, Hoon and Straw are kept entirely away from any group or committee which sets terms of reference – a task which should be performed independently anyway imo. We’re not just talking about our parliamentary democracy having been undermined by a foreign power. We are talking about treason.
Treason and war crimes under our flag. And the pundits say the next election will be fought on cost sutting and taxes. No it won’t it will be europe and democracy as once we nail that conundrum we can discuss how we are run, not vis-a-vis. Imo.
Britain’s economy: much worse to come.
UK output has stopped falling for a couple of months as the big destocking in the supply chain comes to an end and public expenditure continues to rise. House prices in a few areas such as central London have stopped falling because of an influx of foreign buyers for whom the sharp drop in the exchange rate has made UK prices look attractive. That is about all the massive increase in the money supply, artificially low bank rate, and unaffordable levels of government spending can produce.
There are still massive losses in the banking system yet to be fully recognised (securitised commercial property, overleveraged private equity deals, and the knock on mortgage and credit card defaults that will flow from higher unemployment). Government borrowing requirements are still rising and we must getting towards the limit of how much money the B of E can create under its quantitative easing programme to buy the debt leaving the government to find “real” buyers for its bonds. The current little lift is just a pause on the way down. If the Labour party is looking to a lift in the economy in 2010 to rescue them then they beyond delusional.
HR 1207 is gathering huge support in US and will have benefits of hindsight here in UK.
This Mandelson thing is becoming more than a little concerning. Stories like the: “Brown looks like Boyle” saga are becoming part of a deeper story
There’s been a revolution. Only nobody seems to have noticed
We’ve had a coup, plain and simple. The power now resides in the unelected Lords. Give Mandelson enough rope…
I had heard they were plotting a coup in the House of Lords.
But they fell asleep.
You must admit the former White House dog, Chelsra Clinton, has turned out well.
Brown has Aspergers, without a doubt. The uncontrollable rages, the inability to relate satisfactorily with others, his obsession that only he is correct all poit to this diagnosis. I am not alone in believing this. Thoae who allowed him to come to power have only themselves to blame for the havoc he has creaated. They either could not recognise his problems or looked the other way. His problems make him an unstable and unsuited person to hold office.
You are correct in all respects.
Do the symptoms listed below remind you in any way of Brown? If so, support any and all actions to have him removed from office as he is not equipped to do the job!
Signs and Symptoms of Asperger’s Syndrome include:
* Lucid speech before age 4 years; grammar and vocabulary are usually very good.
* Monotonous, rigid or unusually fast speech.
* Conversations revolve around self.
* Engaging in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener’s reactions.
* Unusual nonverbal communication, including lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, awkward body postures or odd gestures or tics.
* Poor coordination or clumsiness.
* Odd posture or rigid gait.
* Obsessing on one or two specific, narrow subjects, like sports statistics, train schedules, weather or snakes.
* I.Q.’s fall along the full spectrum, but many are in the above normal range in verbal ability and in the below average range in performance abilities.
* Many have dyslexia, writing problems, and difficulty with mathematics.
* Lack common sense.
* Concrete thinking (versus abstract).
* Odd forms of self-stimulatory behavior.
* Sensory problems appear not to be as dramatic as those with other forms of autism.
* Socially aware but displays inappropriate reciprocal interaction.
* Appearing not to understand, empathize with, or be sensitive to others’ feelings.
* An inability to “read” other people or understanding humor.
* Often described as eccentric.
Do the symptoms listed below remind you in any way of Brown? If so, support any and all actions to have him removed from office as he is not equipped to do the job!
Signs and Symptoms of Asperger’s Syndrome include:
* Lucid speech before age 4 years; grammar and vocabulary are usually very good.
* Monotonous, rigid or unusually fast speech.
* Conversations revolve around self.
* Engaging in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener’s reactions.
* Unusual nonverbal communication, including lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, awkward body postures or odd gestures or tics.
* Poor coordination or clumsiness.
* Odd posture or rigid gait.
* Obsessing on one or two specific, narrow subjects, like sports statistics, train schedules, weather or snakes.
* I.Q.’s fall along the full spectrum, but many are in the above normal range in verbal ability and in the below average range in performance abilities.
* Many have dyslexia, writing problems, and difficulty with mathematics.
* Lack common sense.
* Concrete thinking (versus abstract).
* Odd forms of self-stimulatory behavior.
* Sensory problems appear not to be as dramatic as those with other forms of autism.
* Socially aware but displays inappropriate reciprocal interaction.
* Appearing not to understand, empathize with, or be sensitive to others’ feelings.
* An inability to “read” other people or understanding humor.
* Often described as eccentric.
Obsessed, narrow minded, delusional etc. He is a waste of space.
What have they done to Hazel Blears? Her smug grin has disappeared. Did they give her a frontal labotomy or something or has she suddenly realised that she is going to be turfed out at the GE and will be employable forever more. Don’t you feel sorry for the sorry old b*i*t*c*h?
Surely PMQT would be a lot more interesting if Gordon, faced with awkward inquisition from the opposition benches, could simply hitch up his trouser leg in a Susan Boyle-esque motif whilst winking provacatively at The Speaker?
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