June 12th, 2009

Democratic Renewal M’Lords?

Gordon has had a damascene conversion to democratic renewal since little over 5% of eligible voters supported him at the polls last week.  The irony of a PM who avoided facing election to be leader of his own party and has no democratic public mandate wanting “democratic renewal” is striking. If he really wishes to reconnect with voters he could always call a general election.

How democratic is his own government?

The Cabinet :

1. First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council – The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson etc.

2. Leader of the House of Lords and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster – The Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon

3. Secretary of State for Transport – Lord Adonis

Other Ministers :

4. Attorney General – The Rt Hon Baroness Scotland of Asthal QC
5. Advocate General for Scotland – Lord Davidson of Glen Clova QC
6. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (MoJ) – Lord Bach
7. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (HO) – Admiral Lord West of Spithead GCB DSC
8. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (DCSF) – Baroness Morgan of Drefelin
9. Minister of State (DECC) – Lord Hunt of Kings Heath OBE; and Deputy Leader of the House of Lords
10. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (DOH) – Professor Lord Darzi of Denham KBE
11. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (DWP) – Lord McKenzie of Luton
12. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State* (DBIS) – Lord Young of Norwood Green (and Lord in Waiting – paid)
13. Financial Services Secretary (Treasury) – Lord Myners CBE
14. Minister of State (FCO) – The Rt Hon Lord Malloch-Brown KCMG
15. Minister of State – The Rt Hon Lord Drayson & (DBIS) (jointly with the Ministry of Defence)
Minister of State (MOD) – The Rt Hon Lord Drayson & (jointly with the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills)
16. Minister of State – Lord Davies of Abersoch CBE (DBIS) (jointly with the Foreign and Commonwealth Office)
Minister of State (FCO) – Lord Davies of Abersoch CBE (jointly with the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills)
17. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (DBIS) – Baroness Vadera (jointly with Cabinet Office)
Parliamentary Secretary (Cabinet Office) – Baroness Vadera (jointly with the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills)
18. Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (FCO) – Baroness Taylor of Bolton (jointly with the Ministry of Defence)
Parliamentary Under Secretary of State (MOD) – Baroness Taylor of Bolton (jointly with Foreign and Commonwealth Office)

New Lords:

19. Sir Alan Sugar
20. Glennis Kinnock

Unelected and democratically unaccountable ministers who owe their positions and loyalty only to Gordon Brown…


375 Comments

  1. 1
    going down the pan says:

    f f f f fucking hell someone beat me to it !

    • 14
      going down the pan says:

      if brown wants a pier i suggest brighton !

      • 42
        Sukyspook says:

        He must have been there cos it burnt down….

      • 108
        13eastie says:

        Guido – I must take issue with you here.

        This is not ‘ironic’ so much as straight-up SHAMELESS FUCKING HYPOCRISY.

        He wants to dispose of the remaining hereditary peers (decent people like Lord Onslow, demonstrably respected by their colleagues, and who have provided decades of unassuming service at minimal cost to the tax-payer).

        On the other hand, McTwat is perfectly content for parasitic cünts like Baroness Uddin (who has failed signally and actually antagonised the job Blair elevated to do in the first place) to have lifetime membership at the upper trough.

        It seems to make a difference by whom peers are ‘unelected’, doesn’t it?

        What IS ironic is that the remaining hereditary peers targeted in Cyclops’ ‘democratic renewal’ (read ‘still not what you could call democracy’) actually have been ‘elected’ by the Lords to remain (qualities debated, votes cast etc.), which is a lot more than can be said for the turds slung beneath brown parachutes like Mandelson, Kinnock, Adonis et al.

        • 338
          Brown isn't working says:

          The announcement today that Yvette Cooper intends to bring in legislation binding future governments to end child poverty by 2020(?) is just another example of Labour’s complete disregard for democracy.

          Perhaps they should think on, for what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. When the Tories get in perhaps they should follow Labour’s footsteps, bring in hundreds of new laws, binding on all future goverments, so that if Labour ever get in again it will take them 5 years to repeal it all.

          They are bonkers!

      • 130
        reg511 says:

        The Faecal Touch

    • 33
      Subject not Citizen says:

      Why are Tories ring-fencing overseas Aid FFS

      • 37
        Plato says:

        They’re playing to the soft Labour and LD vote – it’s peanuts anyway compared with the NHS’s paperclips budget.

        Canny move.

        • 82
          Demon says:

          6 billion this year

          A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you’re talking real money…

        • 83

          NHS budget is £280m a day. It’s disgusting that so little is delivered for so much. Cuts must follow.

        • 117
          Anti-Poverty Campaigner and All-Round Nice Guy Jim Fitzpatrick says:

          I agree, sod the great unwashed overseas. People here must understand that in order to keep more of their own hard-won and well-deserved salary from a concomitant decrease in taxes, they must accept the public purse to not pay so much on what are individual’s duties, say, care of your own health and rearing of your own children.

        • 138
          visiting spaceman says:

          Allegedly, five layers of NHS quangos leeching funds away from patient care. All staffed by people who know on which side their bread’s buttered.

        • 145
          The Real Charles E Fuckwit says:

          I butter mine on both sides, Brown only

        • 202
          Read & Weep says:

          the good Dr Crippen explains it is not all about the money

          http://nhsblogdoc.blogspot.com/2009/06/junior-hospital-doctors-are-incompetent.html

        • 231
          Bearly Concious says:

          I think DFID’s bufget is currently £7bn+ and planned to increase at well above inflation levels for the forseeable future.

          Take a look at their website http://www.dfid.gov.uk/ and weep.

          Their goal: “Eliminating world poverty”. FFS

          This is an absolute scandal when you think of the deserving pensioners and carers in this country having to scrape by on an absolute pittance.

          Our role as cash provider to the third world needs to be challenged vigorously!!

    • 78
      The Horse from Animal Farm says:

      Less than 1 minute on AljeBeeBa News at 10 on UK Politics, 7 minutes on Football!

      • 181
        Riff Raff says:

        That’s really quite depressing. So much for covering important things. Instead of finding out things that shape our everyday lives we are informed about various vacuous overpaid non-entities kicking a football around.

        • 187
          peter_dtm says:

          well we could be kept informed about vacuous overpaid non-entities kick our country into the long grass

          not much difference really

          except the footballers seem to have some ability at something

        • 188
          Breaking News on the BBC! says:

          HEADLINE:

          Brown going to ManU, as Ronaldo traded into Nu Labour cabinet to take up top job as the only one having successfully held premiership in England…

      • 189
        Anyting but real news says:

        Yesterday (11/06), the 6 O’clock tv news on BBC1 was just under 7 minutes of some insignificant football player, worse – it was the TOP story over everything else. Strangely they had no time to mention Shahid Malik being found out again, and neither did the 10 O’Clock news yesterday mention it either. News manipulation of the worst kind.

        • 259
          Abolish the Licence Fee says:

          You’re still watching the BBC for your news?? Pur-lease……

    • 107
      oldrightie says:

      Peter Hain? That slob needs another good Guidoing, please.

      • 120
        Jacqui Smith's HRT Tablets says:

        I say BOOM BOOM BOOM let me hear you say wayyyyyy oooooooo

        • 183
          Riff Raff says:

          WAYYYY OOOOOO

        • 257
          Lord Lordylordylordy of Earl says:

          wayyyyyyayyyyyyayyyyyy oooooooo de daylight cum

          & da 5 bellies still der, no swingin’ from da lamppost like I was a-hopin’ for

        • 312
          Dr. Sexy says:

          Wayyyyyyyy OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 368
          George Peppard says:

          I know why Jacqui has six bellies. She believes that there is not a lamppost strong enough to hold her. Just let Murdoch, B.A., Face, and myself access to some welding equipment and we can take care of that!

      • 153
        Gideon cripes! "transparency" homeflipping Osboobery says:

        Speaking of needing a good Guidoing…

        Be vewwwy, vewy qwiet and no-one will notice the bwatant hypocwisy of call me Dave “transparency” after little Georgie Osborne flips his home.

        Remember it’s not PorkBusters it’s all within the Rules.

        oh noes! here’s the story.

        George Osborne ‘flipped’ second home after switching £450,000 mortgage

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192245/George-Osborne-flipped-second-home-switching-450-000-mortgage.html

        • 228
          Charles Hardwidge says:

          At last! I have after much effort and misadventure found another sane observer inhabiting this site. Cameron and Osborne are deceitful, avaricious and cruel aristocrat Tory oppressors who if elected will continue the degradation of public services and exploitation of the masses which they have striven to accomplish in Opposition, but have been fortunately thwarted at every devious turn by the watchful beneficence of Gordon.

          As to the appointment of Lords in the Cabinet, this is merely insignificant Tory hyperbole. Democracy only works when people vote Nu Labour. Tories or other non-Nu Labour parties leading in the polls and winning elections shows the fundamental collapse of public rationality and the necessity of life-long Brown dictatorship. It is a measure of Gordon’s love for us that he is saving Britons from themselves by removing the danger of democratic determination.

        • 266
          Mr Ned says:

          What a fucking amateur, He only flipped his home once?

          Darling flipped his 4 times!

        • 274
          Cyco Billy says:

          It’s not Lord Charles of Hardwidget, Boy and Wetbed today? What a pity. Maybe jam tomorrow.

        • 331
          Robby says:

          I cant see what the problem is , from looking at that article he used the collateral in his main home in London (via a remortgage) to buy his constituency house , that’s why the MPs second house allowance went to pay the interest on that remortgage.

          As for CGT , you don’t pay CGT on the sale of your main home.

          The Dailymail does not seem to dispute that Mr Osborne’s main home is the one in London.

          Where have I gone wrong ?

        • 355
          Charles halfwitted attempt at satire widge says:

          Gordon Brown is great. The Conservatives are bad.

          PorkBusters is only supposed to criticise NuLabour.
          Anyone who criticises Dave is bad.

      • 350
        Lord Charles says:

        Silly arse.

    • 178
      Cabinet of all the sycophants says:

      I’ve raised this very issue a number of times with the Brown Broadcasting Corp., but they are NOT interested in touching it or letting people know about the total lack of democracy within government – which we pay for.

      The New Labour government is like the BBC, they both make a lot of hot air that they are accountable to the public that pay for them, but give you two fingers when you point out all the wrongs within their organisations. The police also refuse to touch any of them, proving they are paid up members of New Labour, and their enforcement wing.

      • 227
        I don't pay the BBC a penny because they are Zanu Lablour's propaganda wing says:

        >the public that pay for them

        Correction: the idiots who pay for them

        Don’t pay. It’s simple. Look on de net for de tails.

    • 230
      Helmut Kayzer says:

      Slightly off-topic, but watch Hazel Blears’ self-serving apology on Sky today (Friday) where several times she appears to morph into something resembling a reptile. Seriously creepy!

    • 236
      Mott the Hoople says:

      Can somebody video it and stick it up on youtube?

    • 346
      Dr. Spock says:

      What is the total annual cost of an MP?

      Multiply that by 150 (number of surplus MPs)

      Get rid of the MPs and give the money to the poor impoverished children’s parents so they can spend it on fags,booze and grass.

      Simpe economics innit!

    • 375
      going down the pan says:

      reads like the first days list for the firing squad !

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Surely ‘Glenys Kinnock’ ??

    • 35
      Doctor Mick says:

      LADY Kinnock to you, pleb.

      • 88
        Lance D Boyle says:

        As I understand it – She’s not a Lady until she resigns as MEP in July

        But the move will reduce her Salary and her Pension expectations

        I bet she wishes she didn’t accept the post – she still might change her mind!

        • 115
          alan says:

          She won’t have an MEP salary once she leaves, so she needs the £88,000 from Gorgon to supplement her EU pension, EU resettlement allowance and EU lump sum. And in my view, every one of these new peers should lose the peerage on the day parliament dissolves, just the same as MPs lose their seats on the day of dissolution.

        • 164
          Sir Barrington Minge says:

          She’s not a “lady” full stop.

          Why do we persist in giving these people fancy titles?

          Peter Mandleson is just Peter Mandleson, Gladys Kinnock is just that…worse still she’s welsh!!!

        • 173
          I am Sick says:

          Remember too her EU pension and payoff is conditional on her saying nothing bad or controversial about the EU, ever. If she breaches the promise to say only good things about the organisation, she could lose her pension immediately.

          Great eh???

          McStalin is learning to silence with money, well from his bosses.

        • 215
          Brazilian "stiffy" Boy says:

          Now Mandy is a “Real” Lady…

      • 192
        Call me! says:

        Whatever you want to call Glenys, she’s still a Welsh Windbag – like her husband.

        • 233
          The Labour Party's official historian says:

          She started out as “Gladys” AFAIK, got a job in the pickle factory at 14 before getting (a) knocked up by a ginger-pubed knob and (b) ideas above her station.

        • 309
          Jel says:

          And he’s got ginger hair.

        • 351
          Hazel Ble-arse says:

          I think he poked my mum too.

        • 360
          The Yorkshire Ripper says:

          At least we knew what Neil stood for unlike this cnut at the wheel now. Bliar was a Tory in disguise, McBust is just a complete fuckwit. You all know it makes sense….Socialism at it’s very worst…..

    • 60
      Ian E says:

      Surely ‘Some Mistake’ (or piss-take?).

    • 353
      The scales have dropped from Wales's eyes says:

      at least glenys is not a scot. we offloaded the kinnocks but you english dumped hain on us

  3. 3

    Utter bastards the lot of them. Fuck off.

    • 85
      New Labour = old Communism. says:

      Let’s face it. The democracy Hunter would have more success in Zimbabwe or North Korea than in Brown’s Britain.

      As for their latest draconisan measure, Mrs Balls is now making it a law that all parents should have a phone, internet access and their children attend school trips. What if the parents want none of this, will she sdend them to jail or seize their children?

      • 93
        Disgruntled Tyke says:

        She’s building a ‘fairer society’, it is one where she and her husband can rip off the taxpayer with impunity !!

      • 141
        Gordon Browns tie says:

        Yes, saw Ballsette on Sky News this morning chiming in with the new message.. “Tory cuts.. Tory cuts” like a demented parrot. Hope these fuckers are going to tell us where all the money is coming from to pay for “Increases in Government spending year-on-year since 1997!” Knutes the lot of them.

        • 171

          By punishing the successful until they leave and collapse the economy.

          Ooops.

        • 190
          I am Sick says:

          “Hope these fuckers are going to tell us where all the money is coming from to pay for “Increases in Government spending year-on-year since 1997!”

          Easy, TAX, TAX, TAX and TAX again.

          Any serf stupid enough to stay, will be lucky to see 40% of their so called wages and that is not just the “rich fat cats” either.

          Socialism always ends the same way, dictatorial government, bankrupted economy and millions of dependent state “workers” producing fuck all of any value, who`s only function, is just making other peoples lives a little more miserable.

        • 200
          Spell it right! says:

          Gordon Brown’s Tie

        • 244
          The Voice of Reason says:

          What is so fucking dishonest is that a household in “child poverty” is defined as one that has 2/3rds or less of average income.

          Think about it.

          Whatever the level of income in this country, “child poverty” will never be ended until no household with children has less than 2/3rds of average income. It is simply redistribution of wealth by another name, except that Liebour know that the electorate would never wear such a policy if nakedly described for what it is. As things stand, the sort of fuckwits who listen uncritically to the BBC nod their heads in approval as Balls’s boy-wife spouts her shite. It’s for the good of the kiddies, innit?

          They are communists, and they are after your money.

        • 341
          Brown isn't working says:

          Socialism always ends the same way, dictatorial government………..run by Hooning bumboys…………………….., bankrupted economy and millions of dependent state “workers” producing fuck all of any value, who`s only function, is just making other peoples lives a little more miserable.

        • 361
          The Yorkshire Ripper says:

          What a complete Huhne s/he is. A waster of the highest order, and occasionally is seen down the road from my gaff when s/he comes home. Money will come from cutting qango mania and beurocrats that have left the Socialist Lefties top heavy and unable to govern. What a fucking disgrace they’ve been….

        • 370
          Toynbee I mean Polly says:

          Tory cuts
          Tory cuts
          Squawk
          Tory cuts

    • 98
      Anonymous says:

      But isn’t it even worse than Guido says? At the last election Blair said he would stand for a full third term. Since then Gordon has defied the electorate and his party and deposed Blair without one vote cast….Democracy that ain’t.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Hate to stand up for the man but doesn’t every department have to have at least one peer so that that department can be properly scrutinized in the Lords?

    • 137
      Anonymous says:

      You’re perfectly correct. It weakens Guido’s argument to pad out the list like this.

    • 205
      peter_dtm says:

      why – the Lords can co-opt any one they need to if they want to scrutinise.

      The whole point is

      Ministers are supposed to be accountable to the democratically elected part of the government; therefore a Minister should be available to answer to and be scrutinised by the House of Commons. You can ONLY do this if you are a member of the HoC. So it follows that ALL ministers should be members of the HoC apart from the Leader of the House of Lords. But that is applying the rules ( as interpreted by the Labour Party) to the Labour Party; and since the rules that socialist make up are only for the plebs it is obvious that the Labour government is totally exempt and will soon announce Gordon has all the answers so the rest of the out dated trappings of democracy are no longer necessary

      I seem to remember a bunch of left wing bigots screaming and shouting about how disgusting it is that UNELECTED people are allowed any where near government.

      Why aren’t the MSM LAUGHING at the hypocritical bastards ?

      • 222
        Mike Ock says:

        Agreed. In particular one can’t really complain the the Leader and Deputy of the House of Lords is, well, a Lord.

        • 235
          Mike Ock says:

          I meant to agree with Anonymous, not Peter DTM.

          The Lords as well as the Commons has a role of scrutinising the government. They can’t do that if no Ministers are in the Lords. Otherwise they’d just end up having a chat amongst themselves. And democratic or not, thank goodness they do because otherwise everything would just be whipped through.

  5. 5
    It's all Balls says:

    Crikey Guido – I had no idea.

    The MSM behind the ’8′ ball as usual

    Brown should be crucified. Yet more evidence of doublespeak

    • 87
      "I'm told that the Guardian makes for the smoothest bog paper." says:

      Agreed. But “behind the ’8′ ball” suggests some fault of ignorance and/or ineptitude affecting the MSM. Toenails and Dumblebore aren’t as stupid and worthless as they appear (surprising I know). There is an unspoken conspiracy, of near universal Socialist Totalitarian belief amongst journalists, impelling them to refrain from reporting the most horrid details of Gordon’s usurpation. They know the British people dislike such oppressive and persecuting government, but they themselves love it.

  6. 6
    Robin Hoodie says:

    It is a least consistent!

    new Brownfall re-make of the Bunker is also amusing. As highlighted by the Telegraph on-line.

    Alan Shearer to be the next person elevated without any vote being registered?

    • 140

      He’s useless enough, so why not?

      The Penguin

    • 175
      Little Gordie Broon says:

      ‘Bout three years ago, when His Holiness the Blessed Tony was last in England, he visited me and gave as a present two books. The first was Machiavelli’s “The Prince”, which was written by a vile, corrupt, tyrannical autocrat about using said autocracy in a strident way. The second book was by King (then only Crown Prince) Frederick of Prussia who as Voltaire’s pupil wrote an answer to the other treatise, calling it the “Anti-Machiavel”, in which he argued for rational, benevolent despotism, and then upon succeeding to the throne basically ruled as Machiavelli propounded but with a charming French accent so it made it all sophisticated and like.
      Up until now I followed Frederick, post-Youtube I’m a student of the Prince…

  7. 7
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

    Guido. Is it no wonder that people are apathetic to politics where the working mechanisms are beyond comprehension even for those who take an interest?

  8. 8
    Dave says:

    And Mandelson is saying that we will “obviously” join the euro.
    He’s a Huhne. An unelected Huhne.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/5506385/Britain-will-obviously-join-euro-says-Mandelson.html

    • 89
      Demon says:

      Mandelsnake must be the most reviled and loathed creature in the country

      He’s overdue for the William Wallace treatment

    • 134
      Moley says:

      Mandelson can see the writing on the wall for Labour and is greasing his path back to Brussels.

      • 204
        I am Sick says:

        So does McMental and the rest of his greasy crew of cohorts, a sinacure in the EU for the ringleaders, a highly rewarded placement in the Quangocracy for his lieutenants and the cannon fodder left to fend for themselves when their usefulness is ended and ZanuLabour are trounced.

        By then of course the country and economy will be a burnt out hulk, drifting on the seas and McMental and his merrie crew of arse bandits, thieves and pirates, will have long made their escape.

    • 142

      William Wallace had it easy. I’d rather Voldemort went the way of Hugh Despencer.

      The Penguin

      • 319
        Lofa on the Sofa says:

        just read about Despencers trial and execution, are you sure it’s enough for Mandlesnake? Treason is too small a word for his actions, both here and in Europe.

    • 216

      Over HIS dead body.

  9. 9
    Blake's7 says:

    Yep this man’s hypocrisy lies and insanity begs belief. Anyway, I don’t care what title they have they are all fucking peasants in my eyes. They might as well have purchased their titles over the internet. Do these titles pass on to their children? Oh sorry did I turn this into a class thing, dam straight. He will get rid of the queen next and declare a republic. This is why peasants should not have power.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t the Leader of the Lords rather have to be a Lord?

  11. 11
    BILLBOSAGGINS says:

    Deeply depressing!

  12. 12
    Lizzie says:

    Off topic I know but there are over 500 comments where this really belongs so I apologise.
    Re:Shahid Malik -claiming rent for using part of his house as an ‘Office’- is anyone looking at the expenses of former Labour MP David Marshall, Glasgow East? He retired very suddenly last year. It was later found that he had his constituency office in his home where he employed his wife or daughter( it is not clear`as they have the same name)
    I believe the official investigation will go back for 4 years but will it include MPs who have retired?

    • 54
      Anonymous says:

      For 4 years, St Norman Baker of Lewes, also claimed for his office, an unused shop on the ground floor of his constituency home, at a tidy £10k per annum

      Cashback!

    • 72
      Churchill's Cattleprod says:

      Isn’t David Marshall one of the MP’s that Labour whips warned was at ‘serious psychological risk’ if his expenses were made public?

  13. 13
    Luther Arkwright says:

    Does anyone know of a definitive list, say, of how many of the top twenty are unelected?

    Meanwhile, this is required reading: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6473870.ece

    I actually now believe that this country is beyond politics. The lying, cheating, deceit, secrecy, denial is endemic. To change that is beyond politcs. For the want of a better explanation, it’s psychological.

    • 40
      Trough Mixture says:

      Unsurprising. Straw has more skeletons in his spacious closets than Barts Medical School.

    • 84
      Shauna the Ewe says:

      If not politics then what? The British sheeple will never rise up. We get the politics we deserve. Baaaaaa!

  14. 15
    Cardinal Richelieu of Hartlepool and Foy says:

    Go away you grubby little man and stop criticising you betters.

    Nearly all of us have been to a public school and we do not mix with riff-raff like you.

  15. 16
    Muff Diver says:

    And how many “Old Etonians” are surrounding David Cameron ?

    Must hurry I am off to meet Charles Hardwidge to snort half a gramme

    • 25
      Doctor Mick says:

      Is Cameron in government?

    • 45
      Trough Mixture says:

      He’s bound to have a Jacqboots ID card. See how it benchmarks for chopping out would you?

    • 232
      artboyusa says:

      Mustn’t hold it against a chap that he’s had a decent education – unlike the 40% of our school leavers who after 10 years of “education” can neither reede knor rite 2 gud.

    • 320
      Lofa on the Sofa says:

      Why are Labour obsessed with the fact that the Tories went to better public schools than they did?

  16. 17
    Gordon backs third past the post electoral reform says:

    You couldn’t make it up. Its too fucking far fetched

  17. 18
    Porky Pies says:

    This is simply what we have been used to in New Labour and Brown. They speak all sorts of reform and democracy yet they do exactly the opposite. I despise this government with a passion and will do everything I can come the next election to reveal its true character.

    I hope all these current revelations are highly publicised just before the next election – most people these days seem to have short attention spans and soon forget.

  18. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t the Sainted Mrs T have a Lord holding one of the Offices of State, Foreign Secretary?

    • 116
      Lincolnshire Squire says:

      You mean Lord Carrington …. who had the balls to resign when he realised that the resident lefties at the FCO were trying to sell the Falkland Islanders down the river.

    • 144
      Vimeiro says:

      Yes it was Lord Carrington.

      Commanded the first tank over the Nijmegan bridge to try and relieve Arnhem in WWII.

      Then went on to be Foreign Secretary and resigned when it was found that his department failed in the run-up to the Argentinian invasion of the Falklands.

      • 161
        Alan Bread says:

        A proper man.

      • 315
        Westminster Walker says:

        She also gave David Young of the Manpower Services Commission a peerage in 1984 and as Lord Young of Graffham he sat in the Cabinet until 1989 firstly as Minister without Portfolio, then as Secretary of State for Employment and finally as Secretary of State for Trade and Industry. “Other ministers bring me problems,” she said. “David brings me solutions.”

        It’s the only example I can think of in either the Thatcher or Major administrations of a life peerage being created specifically to fill a Cabinet post and it created a predictable stink on the Labour Commons front bench. Curiously the drafting in of Lords Mandelson and Adonis to the Cabinet by Brown hasn’t seemed to exercise Lords Kinnock, Hattersley, Healey, Sir Gerald Kaufman or any of the rest of them still living these days.

      • 326
        Lofa on the Sofa says:

        the last person to resign from the government with any honour!

  19. 20
    councilhousetory says:

    A better argument for a democratic Lords I have yet to see.

    • 275
      peter_dtm says:

      actually the current bunch of hoons who have seized power are a damned good reason to STOP any idea of an elected HoL.

      Life peerage & hereditary peers can be (and ARE) independent of Party whips in a way no elected person can be.

      What has to be changed is the way the Labour party has so perverted the appointment of peers – all labour appointments should be void (along with the labour party) until susch time as an investigation has proved there was no cash or other inducement used to obtain elevation.

      we all expect torries to be self serving – but they tend to do so in small self serving ways; socialist seem to have a passion for breaking as many records as possible when it comes to being corrupt; comes of being greedy grasping champaign socialists I suppose; greed lies and arrogance seem to be symptoms of being socialist

  20. 21
    rob's uncle says:

    There is a good reason for having so many Ministers in the Lords: it has become the main revising chamber for the torrent of hastily drafted Bills that come from Government, so Government needs a full set of Minsters there to do the work.

    • 146
      Lestweforget says:

      So, legislation gets reviewed by the Sheep in the commons and rubber stamped by placemen in the Lords…excellent. Although the unelected EU Commissioners have approved 75% of the legislation anyway. MEPs presumably just wave as the paper passes by. A truly brilliant process.

      We pay for all these tossers to do fuck all.

      Let’s have a dictatorship,at least we could sack most of this lot.

      • 262
        I am Sick says:

        “Let’s have a dictatorship”

        We already have effectively a dictatorship, 75% of all our laws are made by unelected placemen and women in another country.

        The HOC and the HOL cannot change a single line or even a comma in any EU Directive ( command ) all they can do is meekly pretend it is government legislation and place it on the statute book.

        Now add to that a government / regional authority / vassal statelet, that does not reqiure ministers to be elected, a surviellance society, draconian and intrusive laws designed to remove all rights and freedoms from citizens, with a police force that will not investigate the unlawful behaviour of their paymasters and I would contend that is as close to a functioning dictatorship as you could get.

        Of course we still have elections, though now it seems that the Mental One has a new “mission” to ensure they are irrelevant, however when we vote, do we ever get change?

      • 279
        peter_dtm says:

        and dictators tend to shot those who oppose them – is this why none of the labour hoons have any backbone – they’re frightened of getting shot ?

        • 339
          CjK says:

          No they fear losing ££££!!!

          Who in their right mind would employ any of the Old/Amateur Labour front bench?

          No time for a novice…….

  21. 22
    Indigo says:

    Good grief. What a dog’s dinner the Cabinet has turned into. Government by a cabal of all the toadies. Meanwhile, elected MPs have – it is reported – no work to do. General election now, please. This can’t go on – Gordon Brown and Mandelson are making Britain a laughing stock.

  22. 24
    Jonathan Cook says:

    F*cking Hell!!!

    That is shocking!!! Brown is a total f*cking self contradicting ar*hole who need a new one ripping.

    Brown doesn’t give a sh1t about this country or the people. Only himself.

    “F*ck the Queen, I’m having my photo taken with President Obama” – it is worse because Brown thinks he is Head of State and forgets that he is just someone who back stabbed a Prime Minister.

  23. 26
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I suppose everyone has seen the piece in Private Eye about the Kinnock being a notorious ‘I’ll just sign in and collect the daily allowance and go home’ merchant in Europe. She’ll be quite at happy in the Lords.

    • 96
      Winston Smith says:

      Also PFI, also councillors expenses, also Union Leaders salary package also….

    • 105
      Their names are on the list says:

      The Kinnocks are shameless troughing traitors of the first water.

      • 129
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        And made it hereditary by passing the trait onto their children.

        • 281
          peter_dtm says:

          they learnt fromn the Benns (now there is a nice hereditary socialist family)

  24. 27
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    …and Peter Mandelson.

    • 184
      Peter, The Lord Mandelson says:

      Everyone always forgets about me.

      Is it because I come through the back door?

      • 240
        Lord Peter Mandlesnake says:

        I simply can’t swallow this sort of vile innuendo concerning my sexuality.

      • 290
        Anonymous says:

        with Gordon Ben Doon and Peter Phil McCavity in charge we are all screwed!

  25. 28
    Stepney says:

    The rich nobility shrouded in ermine…all together now:

    The people’s flag is deepest red,
    It shrouded oft our martyred dead,
    And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
    Their hearts’ blood dyed its ev’ry fold.

    Then raise the scarlet standard high.
    Within its shade we’ll live and die,
    Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
    We’ll keep the red flag flying here.

    Where’s that fucking butler gone with my brown ale?

  26. 29
    Doctor Mick says:

    People complain about the Royal Family but how much does this rogues gallery of titled persons cost?

    Loads, I bet.

    • 41
      Nursing Times says:

      Nearly as much as GPS.

    • 296
      Anonymous says:

      The Royal Family do a wonderful Diplomatic Service for Britain & the Commonwealth.

      They have some of the best educated and underused leaders with Military experience within their Royal Household. They have served their country as Diplomats in peacetime and have led heroically in wartime.

      How many people would dare to have made mockery of Lord Louis Mountbatten or the Duke of Edinburgh to their face?

  27. 30
    Lord God says:

    ha ha! the fuckers are lording it over you and you pussies get cross. Strewth, what does it take for you ladies to show you’re not all ladyboys as is the common perception of English men. Or are you holding on for the recovery of house prices when the English covenant between governors and governed will be renewed with all quids in. Stuff democracy all you soulless bastards care about is money. You’re a pissing laughing stock.

  28. 31
    Mrs Miggins says:

    To that you can add the myriads of unelected heads of the quangos – one of NuLab’s favourite past-times has been to push areas of government responsibility out to a vast number of government agencies so that they are at arm’s length from supposedly accountable politicians. That of course means that the politicians can heap blame on the quangos when anything goes wrong and so avoid any curtailment of their own careers.

    Bring back Sharia law, I say.

    • 36
      MCB says:

      Your wish is my command.

      • 149
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  29. 34
    BILLBOSAGGINS says:

    Is this is a new style of plutocracy?

    Does that make Lord Bend Over of Touch Your Toes with Glowing Ring Piece in the county of Hampstead Heath……Pluto?

    Darling… Mickey Mouse?

    McTwat… Daffey Duck?

  30. 38
    Anon says:

    OT but I just had to post this:

    ‘Want a British passport? Just stand on a picket line or canvas for Labour’

    The Home Office says trade union activism and political canvassing should
    count towards the planned new system of ‘earned citizenship’.

    Migrants will win fast-track passports if they stand on picket lines or knock on doors asking people to vote Labour, it emerged last night.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192461/Want-British-passport-Just-stand-picket-line-canvas-Labour.html

    • 59
      Don't rock the boat says:

      They also receive eggs to throw to ensure the right kind democracy prevails at all costs

    • 80
      Trough Mixture says:

      I knew I had that lead-ended pick helve behind the front door for something……

    • 86
      English Liberation Front says:

      The mask is off. It’s full on gerrymandering and cynical manipulation to stay in power. They are Neo-Nazis.

      • 99
        Shauna the Ewe says:

        Nearly. They are unstoppable neo-nazis. Resistance is futile (and non-existent).

      • 237

        No they’re not.

        Nazi were at least nationalists. Labour hates this country.

        • 286
          peter_dtm says:

          just another bunch of power mad lying communist murderers

          nothing unusual really

          it is normall behaviour for people who know they have all the right answers – and if you don’t agree then you are just wrong; so wrong you need killing

          neo nazis are good guys compared to this pile of shit

        • 324
          Home Rule for England says:

          By country I’m guessing you mean England?

    • 109
      Demon says:

      FFS!!!!

      Do they have a death wish?

      They just do not get it, they think we are stupid, fuckwitted peasants, sheeple

      They are in for a rude awakening

      • 114
        Shauna the Ewe says:

        Please, you’ll start making me hopeful. Let’s face it, in a couple of weeks the “stupid, fuckwitted peasants, sheeple” will have been safely anaesthatised by the latest Big Brother eviction.

        • 132
          Demon says:

          Please, FFS don’t get me started on BB….!

          It’s too early in the day, the pub’s not even open yet and the thought of Mandelsnake, HMG and BB is enough to get me to the pub and totally blutered!

    • 147
      Moley says:

      Labour only have one year at most to go. It should be Tory policy that it is not in the national interest to allow immigrants early citizenship for trade unison or political activities. Quite the reverse.

      Community and charitable work is fine provided that it is of a type that shows a desire to integrate into the British way of life and does not encourage ghettoisation.

    • 159
      Not waving says:

      Fantastic, so when I get canvassed for my vote and I tell the would be passport holder to fcuk off, I get done for rascism, get a record and go on the insecure database?

    • 302
      Lil Olmey says:

      Apparently, ‘Community service claims will have to be endorsed by a referee who could be fined £5,000 or jailed for three months for lying. ‘
      So if the same principle is applied to everyone who makes up this sham ‘government’ then we’ll see them all permanently locked up.

  31. 43
    Plato says:

    Mr Fawkes – that is one serious laundry list of cronies.

    I feel an election poster coming on if they try Tory toffs again!

  32. 44
    Tory-bred Charles Hardwidge says:

    Guido, I think with deliberate credulity for the sake of satire, mistakes Brown, his associates, and his motives for cleaving to power. He no longer represents either the interests or the sentiment of the nation. He no longer even represents, as its leader, faction, i.e. Nu Labour, the mad party of insolence and corruption maintaining the Scottish Raj over England.

    Gordon represents himself, his own prestige, riches and (oh, how ill-deserved) honours. To resign or call a General Election he is certain to lose, means forfeiting these, since reputation and happiness have vanished, his last comforts. He will go only when he dies or is taken out…

  33. 47
  34. 48
    Parliament of Pigfuckers says:

    “Unelected and democratically unaccountable ministers who owe their positions and loyalty only to Gordon Brown…”

    That’s hardly fair Guido. Mandlebum and Kinnochio owe their positions and loyalty primarily to the EU, Gorgon is secondary if that.

    • 75
      Shithead says:

      Mandlebum owes his position to whichever rent-boy is sticking his little todger in at any given moment.

  35. 50
    NBeale says:

    You’ve left out Lord Carter.

    And some of the MPs in the Cabinet would never ever be appointed to their jobs by anyone other than Brown. Bob Ainsworth as Secretary of State for Defence is surely beyond parody.

  36. 51
    Doctor Mick says:

    Twenty of ‘em FFS. Christmas has come early for these troughers

    9 Ladies Dancing
    10 Lords a Leaping
    and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

  37. 52
    The Master says:

    Todays Guardian has a double page spread of “the government” with clear flow chart diagrams and the parliamentary sketch by Simon Hoggart is one of his best ever pieces

  38. 53

    [...] until I bumped into this post at Archbishop Cranmer’s place, which was backed up by a post at Guido Fawkes, and they both make the point that after Gordon Brown’s latest Cabinet and government [...]

    • 210
      Little Gordie Broon says:

      “South Shields premier political blog”? Meaningless boast. Isn’t it the sole one in all of Tyne and Wear?

      Nah, only teasing…quite good actually. Shrewd, instructive commentary and ooh! Video!, and it’s with Hague! Hurrah!

  39. 55
    Glennys Kinnocks Glory Hole says:

    Gordon call an election you’ve got more chance of getting a w##k off the pope ,you stupid plebs!.

  40. 58
    Anonymous says:

    I would stick up for Lord Adonis one of the few who is sticking up for the commuter but unfortunately has inherited a situation where he can do very little.

  41. 63
    Osama bin Christ says:

    Gordon, I will find you……….

  42. 65
    The Dark Lord says:

    Government Soviet style. These people know no shame.

  43. 66
    NicholasB says:

    I believe that Inland Revenue can review an individuals records over six years.
    Why has Our Great Leader decided that four years will suffice for MP’s expenses ????

  44. 67
    jgm2 says:

    There is no way the Lords will agree to be wholly elected. Alltose newly appointed Labour ones were looking forward to a lifetime of more handouts for fuck all. They’ll not want that snatched from under theri nose by a bunch of elected politicians.

    Pure 1984. Unelected hereditary peers BAD. Unelected Labour peers GOOD.

    Plus the Commons although entirely controlled by Labour fucking plankton at the minute will struggle, in years to come, when hopefully a bunch of grown-ups get elected, to explain why their elected chamber deserves to be the on generating all the legislation while the Lords elected chamber is only allowed to alter/veto it for a while.

    How will they square that away with democracy?

    Which body will be more ‘democratic?’ And why? And if, for whatever reason, a permanent mis-match between the party of ‘democracy’ in the Commons and the party of ‘democracy’ in the Lords arises won’t that create even more problems.

    • 73
      J. Rousseau says:

      Democacy only lives on the day of the vote, after which it is troughing as usual.

      • 238
        Parisian Orphanage Dominican Friar says:

        Monsieur Rousseau, we ‘ave some thirty-eight of your bastard children waiting for collection.

        And in the future, please, no more foundlings….there’s a madrasa down the street.

    • 342
      CjK says:

      Democracy is just a word, an appeasement to the populace of how we are truly Governed.

      Time to wake up and look around you, is what you see truly “Democracy”

  45. 70
    Sukyspook says:

    It’s the age old story of the egotistical, politically ambitious/useful idiots creating themselves ‘haves’ v we the ‘have nots’:

    The ‘haves’ you list HAVE NO;

    morals
    principles
    compassion
    conscience
    mind of their own

    but they also have:

    greed
    avarice
    huge ego’s
    hatred for all things ‘good’

    Being a ‘have not’ who knows about the ‘haves’ I have the top list and try to avoid the bottom list as it only leads to decay; destruction and well, just look around us…..

  46. 71
    Shithead says:

    The latest wheeze from this certifiable nut is to bring more immigrants in and give them passports for canvassing for NuLiabour!! It’s time to organise a march on Whitehall. We start with a petrol strike, close most of the country down and take it from there. Anyone up for it?

    • 77
      Shithead says:

      Sorry – Anon already posted about this.

    • 79
      Demography is all says:

      This my friend is one of the primary functions of immigration, have you only just realised this.

      • 220
        Shithead says:

        Of course not. I realise that’s why Gordo taxed us to death, so he could create – what was it? – 700,00 grateful civil “servants” – and allowed Somali criminals to move in their thousands into Bristol. What surprises me is that the Scottish Bastard is making his latest, desperate vote-grabber PUBLIC.

    • 95
      Sukyspook says:

      See you at the Friends Meeting House tomorrow perchance?? – WANTED – “1 million rebellious Brits”. BC Group dot org dot uk.
      At tpuc dot org watch the three vids down the LHS of main page, Harris, Gerrish, Burgess.

      There IS another way and an answer to all this TREASON.

  47. 76
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    So without wanting to detract from your point Guido…

    How many “ministers” and lackeys does Brown’s cabinet have?

    1/ As a flat figure, is this higher than under the last Tory admin?
    2/ What is the “extra” salary we’re paying?
    3/ What percentage of this cabinet is from the other place and how does that compare to the last Tory admin?
    4/ How many of them are accountable for the mistakes made by their departments?
    5/ As a rough figure, do we know how many people each of these “ministers” and lackeys has working for them?

    I’m aware it could take some time, but am willing to search links

    • 92
      There's a lesson for us all says:

      You mock us in South Yorkshire(Doncaster) for electing a ‘fascist’ mayor, but at least he’s going to clean out the stables if he can of all consultants and ‘non’ jobs. Watch and learn.

      Notice how little national press he has received in this mini-revolution.

  48. 81
    NotaSheep says:

    I hate to defend Gordon Brown but surely it is acceptable that the Leader of the House of Lords sits in the House of Lords. Your main point is 100% correct however.

  49. 90
    Slipper says:

    More peers have the right to attend Cabinet than at any time since Churchill in 1954, and his were proper peers not placemen

  50. 91
    Aristotle says:

    http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page19564

    has the full list of Ministers and support staff ( elected or otherwise)

    • 213
      Stronghold Barricades says:

      Is that the full comprehensive link?

      What about SPAD’s, and underlings?

      Is there such a thing as a “Government Tree” similar to what you’d find in large companies?

      Trying to get context

      Not disputing unelected and unaccountable nature of Brown’s government

  51. 97
    Olly boy says:

    This is what really pisses me of about this utter clown. He bangs on about renewing democracy etc and yet he is the most undemocratic PM ever leading the most undemocratic government in UK history. What a f**king joke he is!

    Well summed up Guido.

    All we need now is Hardwidge to tell us how great Gordon and his government is…….

  52. 101
    Goblin Stew says:

    L.A.B.O.U.R.

    IS

    N
    A
    Z
    I

    • 124
      Anne Frank says:

      That’s pretty unreasonable of you to tar the Nazi party with the same brush as this Liebour scum!

      • 163
        Goblin Spew says:

        The next thing you’ll be saying is my Father didn’t wite my book after the war!

    • 158
      Their names are on the list says:

      G O B L I N I S M O R ON

    • 193
      Watt Tyler says:

      New Labour are IngSoc. At some point, they will have to be shot for the good of the human race.

  53. 102
    Postal Vote says:

    Good list Guido, facts and deeds and expenses claims data speak louder than mellow voiced vague intentions for improving democracy!

    Meanwhile, don’t forget the UK’s structural budget deficit amounts to about 100 billion pounds per annum, according to the OECD. So, even when some of the hardly-to-spot greenshoots become blooming flowers, a 100 billion each year will be added to the national debt (structural deficit estimates assume normalised growth and hence lower ubnemployment benefits and higher tax revenue).

    I apologise for this sobering thought

    • 211
      Postal Vote says:

      Forgot to cram in that Berlusconi at least still had to get people vote for a european list with one or two of his babes on it and did not have the power to put them straight into the european parliament. Imagine what the british press would have written in case Berlusconi had dropped his babes straight into parliament!

      • 250
        Red-blooded Englishman's Open Trousers says:

        Drop the babes in here please.

      • 325
        peter_dtm says:

        nothing is what they said

        or have you forgotten the arch daemon Tony & his sexist women only selection lists ?

        mind you – I reckon the Italians would get a better deal; at least you could look at something – our lot aren’t worth looking at while they spout their putrid poisonous political lies

      • 372
        Rebekah Wade says:

        Berlusconi had the secency to have Babes on his list of candidates whereas Blair and Brown had only absolute mingers.

  54. 111
    Tom Waits says:

    Small Change got rained on with his own .38…….

    • 301
      Wm Blake says:

      Tom waits for no man. General Erection now of gibets, scaffolds, and bonfires.

    • 303
      Tom Waits also says:

      The Prime Minister’s blind in one eye
      And he can’t see out the other
      And the Chancellor is a mental midget
      With the IQ of a fencepost…

      And the piano has been drinking
      Not me, Not me
      Not
      Me

  55. 113
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    What I’d like to know is will there ever get to the point where a mass of the people will say enough is ENOUGH -we have completely had it?-demos, rioting-because as far as I can see the British public have almost had anough of this crooked , bullying man and his crooked govt.

    Has there ever been anything worse than this self-centred, self-serving bastard?

    • 119
      Shauna the Ewe says:

      To answer you question, we will never get to that point.

      Hush now my woolly friends, calm yourselves, it’s all under control and Big Brother is on tonight too.

      There there, back to sleep now.

    • 150
      Moley says:

      If you look at what happens abroad, mass demonstrations are usually organised by political parties, in opposition.

      There is no other way of achieving effective mass demonstrations.

  56. 118
    Pete-s says:

    We have such an undemocratic system because the person in charge is a psychopath. To check whether Broon is a psycho, I looked at Wiki. Well here are the main traits:

    Factor1: Aggressive narcissism

    1. Glibness/superficial charm
    2. Grandiose sense of self-worth
    3. Pathological lying
    4. Cunning/manipulative
    5. Lack of remorse or guilt
    6. Emotionally shallow
    7. Callous/lack of empathy
    8. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions

    I rest my case!

    • 121
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Pete-s: That’s Blair. Brown is even more complex.

    • 123
      Cowed Worker says:

      Shit, that’s my boss.

    • 133
      tommy fartknocker says:

      Surely eating your own snot on live tv must come in to it somewhere?

      • 148
        Pete-s says:

        Good point, I would say that is a combination of points 2,5,6,8 and a little bit of 1.

        • 179
          13eastie says:

          That would be a rather disgusting, complex and odd combination of muophilia, mucophagy and martymachlia.

          I wonder if it gave him an erection?

    • 256
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      You didn’t produce the list in full, I’ve taken the liberty of doing so below:

      Hare Psychopathy Checklist:

      Factor1: Aggressive narcissism

      1. Glibness/superficial charm
      2. Grandiose sense of self-worth
      3. Pathological lying
      4. Cunning/manipulative
      5. Lack of remorse or guilt
      6. Emotionally shallow
      7. Callous/lack of empathy
      8. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions

      Factor2: Socially deviant lifestyle

      1. Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
      2. Parasitic lifestyle
      3. Poor behavioral control
      4. Promiscuous sexual behavior
      5. Lack of realistic, long-term goals
      6. Impulsivity
      7. Irresponsibility
      8. Juvenile delinquency
      9. Early behavior problems
      10. Revocation of conditional release

      Traits not correlated with either factor

      1. Many short-term marital relationships
      2. Criminal versatility

      I’m afraid that you’ll find that it isn’t just Brown who shares these traits, but Politicians in general.
      Persons having high scores on any Psychopathy Trait Test, are often found amongst the most successful of Businessmen as well as those who have risen to the top in the field of Politics (like something else which floats).
      I think the item on “parasitical lifestyle” is most revealing.

      Brown must score very highly on the “Lack of realistic, long-term goals” item.

  57. 122
    Anonymous says:

    I’d rather have Renaldo even in a Paris Hilton moment!

  58. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Looks more like the House of Lords than the house of commons perhaps we should rename it the Polip Buroe we are now living in a dictatorship
    These arseholes have the cheek to condem the two new MEP members but at least they were elected

    BASTARDS THE LOT OF EM!!

  59. 126
    alan says:

    In my view Guido should start a movement to strip every Lords political appointee of their peerage on the day parliament is dissolved. MPs lose their seats on dissolution and some get relected. Why should political peers keep their titles and keep their expense accounts? Democracy demands they are kicked out!

    • 172
      bandersnatch says:

      Hear hear… Proper elected members of the second chamber only… and if the MPs keep bleating on about how having a second elected chamber will detract from their power… so what… Le’ts have a properly elected/revising second chamber… and no bishops in their by right – only if the twats stand for election and are successful.

      Whilst I’m on the subject, lets have a properly elected president too. Bring on the republic and away with the pampered nutters of the Royal family as heads of state.

      • 358
        Susie says:

        But if it’s elected it would be just like whoever the Government is and the Lords lose its detached, overseeing view of legislation… this saved us from 90-day detention becoming law, remember. Ideally the Lords should be apolitical but distinguished experts in various fields.

        I guess a list should be submitted by Parliament, and it would be up to the Queen to approve or not — she’s the only person who’s judgement I’d trust to have the final say and she’s not allowed to be political.

    • 180
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      An even better way of encouraging MPs and peers would be to shoot them at the end of their term. Let’s see how one crowded hour of glory grabs them.

  60. 128
    Nuka-Labour says:

    Haha – Gordon Brown is King Midas in Reverse – http://www.dailymotion.com/losegordon/video/16062460

  61. 131
    Oldsilverfox. says:

    He has also promised more fairness and transparency in the expenses system, and then brings in Glynis Kinnock, member of the legendary Kinnock dynasty European expenses group scheme.

    Priceless !!!!!

    I bet the Daily Telegraph are already taking on more reporters to cope with the extra business.

  62. 135
    Leonid Brezhnev says:

    Mandelson always was an expensive bastard, especially when he worked for us

    • 197
      Satan, the Lord of the Flies says:

      You’re telling me! Even Neil Kinnock didn’t cost me as much.

  63. 136
    Cassandra King says:

    McMental has the sheer fucking brass neck to drone on about democracy?

  64. 151
    The Oracle of the North says:

    I’m no conspiracy theorist, but i have to say i feel that this massive shuffle of the Labour Government seems almost to have been engineered over a long period of time. Like a secret society within the existing Labour party.

    Isn’t it incredible to think that we now have a government that is hell-bent on removing civil liberties, and that same government has been so heavily reconstructed that it no longer bears a shred of resemblance to the government that people thought they were voting for at the last election?

    • 333
      peter_dtm says:

      trouble is : people who voted labour last time didn’t think

      the rest of us knew what an undemocratic bunch hoons this illegitimate execus for a government is

  65. 152
    Penfold says:

    Not surprising, would you willingly sign up and work for that one eyed scottish moron ( with apologies and copywright acknowledgement to Jezza{J. Clarkson Esq}) and fuck you career and chances up.

    Gordo has always paid lip service to democratic process, at heart he’s a Stalinlite sort of guy.

    Wonder how many mobiles and other pieces of electronic kit have been smashed/trashed since last weeks election results.

    Gordo will no doubt reduce the voting age to 10 in a last ditch effort to get votes.

    • 156
      The Oracle of the North says:

      is it really necessary to include the word ‘scottish’ as though it is a derogatory term?

      • 168
        longshanks says:

        Only if your’e English

        • 170
          longshanks says:

          sorry you’re English

        • 174
          The Oracle of the North says:

          Maybe you should learn to use English grammar correctly then, if you’re going to assume an air of superiority about being English.

        • 241
          Henry Fifth says:

          Maybe you should get ready for the backlash that wil surely come when the English see the depth of the racist hatred the scotch have for the English – you think you’re getting away with it – but you’re not.

      • 225
        Tin Cunliffe says:

        I think its necessary to convey what they actually think.

    • 166
      hoof-hearted says:

      And votes by text….!!

  66. 155
    Angela says:

    Who doesn’t think this is government by dictak? Unelected Cabinet/shadow Cabinet ministers should never be allowed. I appreciate all governments/parties have indulged in this practice, but that doesn’t make it right. Brown has pushed it to an absurd degree. Mandelson was bad enough, but the rest of the non-entities are a serious insult to the electorate, who didn’t elect them.

    But that is the whole ethos of this government… sod the electorate, ignorant proles, no need to bother about them.

    I am not sure that a Conservative government would be any different. Cameron et al rabbit on about devolving power to local level, and simultaneoulsy rabbit on about green issues which they patently obviously don’t understand. Do I want a government that can’t understand science? I don’t think so!

    • 168
      Blake's7 says:

      Gordon Brown doesn’t think his government is a dictatorship, he is also helping hard working families. So there’s one.

      • 218
        Allan Darling says:

        And he’s getting on with the job. (And he’s not going to cut public services by 10% – that is a lie created by the Tory biased blogosphere). The so-and-so’s.

      • 263
        Tattooed_Arry says:

        Blake’s7 said:
        “he is also helping hard working families.”

        Such as the Kinnocks.

    • 334
      peter_dtm says:

      ah; you make the mistake of assuming green has anything to do with science; understanding science would result in some sensible anti-green policies – like coal & nuclear power stations for a start

  67. 162
    Revo says:

    One thing tho Guido, they are transparent, the whole population can see right through them.

    A complete box of junk.

    All of them the most gutless clueless corrupt bunch of shit scared cowards you could wish to meet.

    Not fit to run a bath.

    Typical MP’s all absolutely fucking useless!

    • 177
      hoof-hearted says:

      I have spoken to Lords, Knights, and other people in high office during my life. I am not one of them – I associated (met) with them as part of my job. I found most of them to be extremely rude and completely lacking in common courtesy and social skills.

      These are the sorts of people we have running the country and I find it hard to believe it will be any better under the Conservatives.

      • 185
        Cato Street Conspirator says:

        Oh come on, I think they’re just shy. Sorry, I mean incapable of relating to other human beings.

  68. 165
    IRB says:

    You’d have thought this sort of thing would piss off the common or garden MPs. You work hard, kiss arse in the constituency party, serve your time standing in no hope seats, knock on doors, kiss babies, get elected, work hard for your party in the hope that one day you’ll end up in a position of real power. Then you find that some ermine wearing twat who crashed his own company in a fit of sheer incompetence who has never put up with a single constituent belly aching about how the council won’t give him new windows gets the job instead.

    I’d be planning some sort of challenge but then that’s me over the back, just out and out unreasonable.

    • 359
      Susie says:

      Indeed you would.

      Shows what a bunch of spectacular underachievers they are… and especially those with a Labour/Union background are total hypocrits — spending their lives breathing fire and brimstone about toffs and royalty, and the next trying on their ermine robes and admiring themselves and getting the new stationary printed with their title.

      Why don’t Labour backbenchers such as Dennis Skinner speak out? Or has he only got the guts to pick on our 85 year old monarch?

  69. 176
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Hoons led by a steaming Hoon.

  70. 182
    Postal Vote says:

    On the topic of democratic reform, even the bbc picked up on Brown’s fake move to reduce the 30-year rule to 20 years to release documents, but to simultaneously (wow, 6 syllables from 14 letters!) make it harder for FOI requests to get cabinet documents released:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/opensecrets/

  71. 186
    Moley says:

    Guido is right to expose the undemocratic nature of the Cabinet.

    It matters because if the PM can choose anyone he wishes for his cabinet, we end up with a Presidential style of Government where the PM can do what he wants, by virtue of a Cabinet packed with placemen.

    Because Labour’s attack on democracy has been incremental, there has been no single action sufficient to cause widespread public unrest.

    I think it would be useful if the Conservative party thought carefully about if and where it wanted to draw lines in the sand and threaten mass demonstrations if those lines were crossed.

    My line in the sand would be any attempt to reform the electoral system prior to the next election.

    • 201
      Postal Vote says:

      Expect Brown to float reform proposals that appeal to lib dems, who obviously should be on their guard. Lib dems may hold the key to power in the next, potentially hung parliament.

      The alternative vote system could help labour stay in a smaller driving seat while the libdems get some junior posts.

      The AV system could enable labour and lib dems to suffocate the other parties in the UK if they consistently persuade their voters to cast the alternative vote for the other party.

    • 245
      The Oracle of the North says:

      Remember that one of the things they have ‘incrementally’ done is to make it much more difficult to take to the streets in protest. These days we can expect army-sized police forces heavily equipped to deal with protestors. Ironically, at the same time there are signs that Labour’s Police State has actually resulted in a renewed spirit of protest among UK people, who seem to be re-discovering their appetite for shouting and throwing things.

  72. 191
    The Rt. Hoon. John Seldom-Bummer MP says:

    Lloyd George eat your heart out

  73. 194
    chronic says:

    Lord Of The Ring
    ………And so it came to pass that the Dark Lord became ruler of all the political elite, democratically elected representative swept aside in favour of unelected drones to deliver untruths to the meek electorate.This was the start of the European Empire that claimed the universe for its own, crushing all that stood in the way of the rational free thinking.The final act that gave them ultimate power was the destruction of the inter net, the last bastion of free thought for the people.

  74. 195
    Anonymous says:

    FYI

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/10/lancashire_terror_school_film/

    Quote:

    A lion explains that terrorists can look like anyone, while a cat tells pupils that should get help if they are being bullied and a toad tells them how to cross the road.

    The terrorism message is also illustrated with a re-telling of the story of Guy Fawkes, saying that his strong views began forming when he was at school in York. It has been designed to deliver the message of fighting terrorism in an accessible way for children.

  75. 196
    Stepney says:

    1983: Labour Manifesto.

    We shall:

    Introduce a Freedom of Information Bill, providing for a genuine system of open government and placing the onus on the authorities to justify withholding information.

    Reform the administration of government and the civil service machine so that it meets modern needs and is properly accountable to elected representatives.

    Take action to abolish the undemocratic House of Lords as quickly as possible and, as an interim measure, introduce a Bill in the first session of parliament to remove its legislative powers – with the exception of those which relate to the life of a parliament.

    Make improvements in the legislative process and procedures in the House of Commons.

    Reform the procedures for appointments to public bodies to ensure they are more open and genuinely representative of the community.

    Overhaul the outdated honours system.

    2009 — 20 unelected peers in a cabinet of a democratic country?

    Fuck my old boots…

  76. 198
    Popeye says:

    So now we know precisely why NL reformed the Lords.

  77. 199
    Blears in tears her expenses were all smears says:

    Some rumblings about the chipmunk in some interview where she is “close to tears” about all those dreadful expenses “mistakes” and quitting the Cabinet before she was booted business.

    I do hope it was an interview with Martin Bashir.

    • 207
      Blears in tears her expenses were all smears says:

      Found it and as it turns out she has done yet another amusing volte-face and now appears to fear the “Star Chamber” treatment.

      ‘Stupid, thoughtless and cruel’: Hazel Blears reveals her regrets at knifing Brown

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192520/Stupid-thoughtless-cruel-Hazel-Blears-reveals-regrets-knifing-Brown.html

      Poor old chipmunk. Where did it all go wrong dear ?

      • 216
        resurgemus says:

        So if she is stupid and thoughtless, why was she running a Govt. department ?

        Wait a minute , appears that’s a necessary qualification.

      • 248
        hoof-hearted says:

        Perhaps she’s found she can’t get a job in the private sector.

        Act in haste, repent at leisure. Let’s hope her leisure is a long one.

      • 251
        Anonymous says:

        With a return to ever increasing fuel costs, she must be looking at her reduced income and thinking she can’t take as many bike rides in her leather gear! Stupid person.

        • 362
          Susie says:

          I don’t wish that smug venal little bitch well at all… but it is so obvious that the No.10 attack dogs have been released on Blears to distract us from Shahid Malik and Brown looking like an idiot for re-appointing him.

          Malik’s constituents are remarkably silent aren’t they?

  78. 203
    Lord most Low says:

    One of the listed Lords real job is as a surgeon at St Mary’s Paddington, as opposed to doing his part time job for Gordo. I saw him months ago – he charged me £350 for a 5 min consultation and said he would be get back to me with a date for the operation. Months later, heard nothing from my Lord and still waiting for the operation. Probably too busy fiddling his expenses.

  79. 206
    • 253
      Anonymous says:

      I often wonder why my dear old Dad bothered to fight for the freedom of this country in WWll. He would be incandescent with rage if he were alive today.

  80. 209
    Be gone Gordon! says:

    Blears bleating to pravda this morning
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8096833.stm
    Seems the Dark Arts are being used at a lower level to reach chipmunks now !

  81. 212
    Cynic says:

    Why do we need these election thingys anyway. They are terribly tiresome and expensive too. Surely Gordon knows best so why not just abolish them and let him get on with it? After all if every minister is a Lord we don’t NEED an election, do we.

  82. 214
    Porky Pies says:

    This cabinet has not been chosen by Brown but by Mandelson and that is why there are so many lords, baronesses and other ludicrous outdated fools running our ‘supposedly’ democratic country.

    Brown is no longer the real PM the scheming reptile Mandelson has weedled his way into that position ad we will have to live with it until the next general election. This country is a beacon of democracy showing others in the world that it is possible to have an elected dictatorship voted in by a minority of the populace.

  83. 218
    Cynic says:

    MINISTER APOLOGISES FOR BEING HONEST AND SAYING WHAT SHE THOUGHT

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8096833.stm

  84. 226
    Anonymous says:

    Blears interview – regrets everything but especially wearing that brooch but it’s the fault of the intense media pressure wot made her do it. Silly woman

    Will be shown on Sky during day.

  85. 229
    Ever Vigilant says:

    It is a mystery to me why politicians (and journalists )seem incapable of using the word “liar”.

    Lord Ashdown – probably the most sanctimonious patronizing p0litician ever-stated yesterday that Gordon Brown gave dishonest answers to Cameron and deliberately misled the House.

    He then corrected himself and withdrew the word “deliberately ”

    How very gracious and gentlemanly ,how very well mannered.

    It is interesting to note the big change in the attitude of Liberal politicians ,it was only about 30 years ago when party leaders would arrange for the murder of anyone telling lies about them ,espcially about matters sexual

  86. 234
    The Other Bloke says:

    Let’s have a fully elected Upper Chamber without titles, with anyone who has ever been an MP or sat on any council with powers greater than those of a parish council or been a member of a quango disqualified from standing for election.

    Once that is in place and peerages dissociated from government, life peerages can be discontinued and we can go back to awarding proper hereditary peerages to eminent persons who deserve them for service to their country (which, of course, excludes all professional politicians).

    • 242
      Stepney says:

      No let’s have an upper house chosen by random selection of the populus – it would be hoot and in strict keeping with the essence of Ancient Greek democratic principles.

      Elected politicians can produce the legislation, we the people can ratify and amend as WE see fit.

      It’s like a representative referendum chamber.

      If we the people don’t like it then it goes back for amendment or they can all go eff orf.

  87. 239
    Trough Mixture says:

    The sight of Toenails at rest like a tramp under a Westminster hedge on This Week last night was a tonic. For realism’s sake, a passing drunk should have been given a tenner and a bottle of Buckfast and instructed to piss in his ear.

    • 363
      Susie says:

      I’m going to carry around 1/2 dozen rotten eggs in my handbag in case I see any BBC apparachtiks or politicians…

  88. 243
    Cowed Worker says:

    In the final analysis I fear the expenses scandal has merely served to raise the bar in terms of the level of corruption the masses will now tolerate.

    Blatant lies and fraud are still revealed daily, but now barely raise an eyebrow amongst the sheeple.

    Like violence and selfish aggression on tv has conditioned us to accept a more disrespectful society I now think political sleaze has quickly become shoulder-shrugging accepted fact.

    Short of video of cabinet ministers eating babies I can easily see another term of Labour and at the very least decades more of the same old lies and corruption whoever governs.

  89. 247
    chris g says:

    How likely is it that Lord Prince of Doom Mandelson will be leader very soon?

    • 252
      Anonymous says:

      He became the effcetive leader last Friday

      • 330
        Sukyspook says:

        That’s it, of course!

        Mandlescum is playing the part of Thoth/Mercury/Hermes, the messenger of the ‘gods’!!

  90. 254
    banana republic says:

    Gordon Brown he da King

  91. 255
    resurgemus says:

    Thatcher breaks her arm in a fall !

    Didn’t she shake hands with Jonah recently ?

    • 260
      hoof-hearted says:

      I hope she counted her fingers.

    • 329
      Sukyspook says:

      No, but Thatcher recently tripped up the Pope in Rome to shake his hand.
      The Pope met Jonah last February – ergo: Thatcher broken arm courtesy of Jonah by proxy.

    • 364
      Susie says:

      Know what? I’m going to send her a get well soon card. Don’t times change?

  92. 261
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    The undemocratic nature of government would be a lesser (and tolerable?) problem if the bastards at least had a clue about their field of responsibility. The Lords was never intended to be an elected Chamber simply because, if it were, it could claim mandate to halt legislation from Commons. The point of Lords is that is/was supposed to filled with people who knew things and could thus scrutinize and improve or sense-check Bills from Commons. The NuLab apparatchiks now in Lords are exactly what the rest of Nulab and the Cons are: useless rogues who haven’t a clue but think themselves better than the rest of us.
    On Ashdown, I heard that Scumbag (deliberately capitalised because he would consider it an honour) made a killing on property deals in the former Yugoslavia.

    • 269
      hoof-hearted says:

      Their responsibilities lie with themselves first, party second, and the electorate come a very poor third.

  93. 264
    Anonymous says:

    See Hazel Blears grovel. For once she isn’t wearing that nauseating smug grin:

    http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1120375_blears_my_regrets

    • 273
      Anonymous says:

      She’s not very popular in Salford, is she.

      • 278
        hoof-hearted says:

        She’s not very popular, full stop.

      • 285
        Anonymous says:

        The cretins will vote her back in though.

        Thick-as-shit Labour voters never learn.

        • 292
          Margy says:

          Unfortunately, most labour supporters are not very bright and are taken in by the scare tactics of Mandelson and co.

        • 313
          Allan@Aberdeen says:

          If Labour voters can be relied upon to elect Mandelson as an MP in Hartlepool, and David Miliband in wherever, then they really are a thick useless bunch of knuckle-draggers.

        • 373
          Polly says:

          Tory cuts
          Tory cuts SQWUAK
          Tory cuts

    • 317
      Hugh Janus says:

      What a load of contrived bollocks. She knew perfectly well what she was doing when she flounced out wearing her silly little badge. This is now all about trying to save her skin in Salford following the backlash, nothing more. If she is trying to suggest that her timing was just a mistake then all I can say is that anyone with such apalling judgement should never be allowed anywhere near high office. And then to hear her whinge about 4 weeks of relentless pressure from the media – she was lucky to get away with only that.

  94. 265
    Labour=shitting in our faces! says:

    there is something sinister going on here.mc mental is doing everything possible to stay in power…….as usual bending the rules.just like moving the goalposts of his 5 year economic plans (remember that)?

    it is totally obscene that he can put anyone in to the govt.!!!!!!!!

    it shits in the face of democracy…….

    this ‘man’ disgraces our country and Parliament……
    he must be delusional if he thinks that 85% of voters that rejected him last week are not aware of his crimes!

    Always putting hard working families first?
    mandy swore to never say anything bad about the EU!!!!!!!!
    how is that looking after uk interests?
    a TRAITOR !
    The Kinnocks……..useless windbags wih expert troughing skills…….
    again doing the EU work………what a complete joke neil was when he was pm………

    again and again gordon cheats the people……..surely this is treason?

    when is someone going to lock them all up?

  95. 270
    Anonymous says:

    William Hague has already done this to death in the Commons and it’s all over the News. Come up with something new.

  96. 271

    [...] Guido Fawkes has a list of all the unelected Lords and Ladies who are working for Mr Brown and who owe no duty of loyalty to anyone except him. – 20 of them, would you believe! Astonishing that he doesn’t seem to have enough people in his own benches in the Commons  to run the government… that must be very pleasing for his own MPs. [...]

  97. 277
    Anonymous says:

    Where do the posts keep disappearing to?

    • 349
      CjK says:

      To the Ministry of Love of course.

      I`am sure you will receive a letter soon inviting you down, only the most privileged of Citizens are bestowed such an invite.

  98. 282
    Mike Ock says:

    Apart from her final year in office, Thatcher always had 3, sometimes 4 Lords in her Cabinet, including for 5 years a Deputy Prime Minister in Viscount Whitelaw (who had incidentally been give a hereditary peerage by the PM).

    None of this is anything new.

  99. 282
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a measure of how naive, gullible and infantilised many of the population of the UK have become that so many of them are swallowing this guff about the recssion ending and “green shoots” appearing in the economy.

    The general election campaign has started and Brown and his media stooges want to convince enough people that he has saved us from economic meltdown.

    It’s all cobblers of course. QE and historically low base rates have temporarily put off the consequences of our massive public and private debt for a few months longer.

    • 291
      Margy says:

      I agree with you completely.

      However, I did notice yesterday that most newspapers, whilst reporting Mandleson’s spin about ‘green shoots’ – they were all doubting it.

      Many people think the worse of the recession is to come in the autumn when we will have run away inflation and another banking crisis. There are certainly NO real green shoots at the moment – just spin and lies.

      It is interesting that the people who perpetuated yesterday’s lie about recovery are either government agencies or nationalised banks! Mandelson clearly thinks we are all fools!

      • 307
        Curious Cat says:

        Watch America – are there really green shoots?

        “………Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) of California is threatening to make State Government come to a grinding halt if lawmakers don’t solve the $24 billion deficit before California runs out of cash next month.”………..

        http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/politics&id=6861285

      • 366
        Susie says:

        House prices have only stopped falling because we’ve run out of housing stock… no-one in their right mind would want to sell unless they absolutely had to atm. But wow — house prices have stopped losing 2% in value a month and it’s showtime again.

        If this can be called a rally, it’s a suckers rally.

  100. 284
    Bert the Cert says:

    when will the prols break into parliament, drag out broon and h is happy band, and dangle them from lamp posts, then cut off their f****g heads and parade them around Whitehall? It’s got to happen.

  101. 294
    Mick Jagger says:

    Brown, Sugar

    How come you dance so good

    Brown, Sugar

    Scarred old slaver know hes doin alright.

    Hear him whip the women just around midnight.

    • 304
      Aristotle says:

      Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot,

      Mandy of the House wondrin where its gonna stop.

      House boy knows that hes doin alright.

      You should a heard him just around midnight.

      Ah Brown, Sugar

  102. 297
    Anonymous says:

    So that’s why Blears, Flint, Smith, and Kennedy all resigned.

    Those crazy Eagle sisters seem well up for it though!!

  103. 298
    Not flash just Susan says:

    “He saved the world and Obama came to Britain to learn how….” according to Mandlebore and this is the thanks he gets?

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/

    Check 4 min 30 seconds.

  104. 299
    Anonymous says:

    “Unelected and democratically unaccountable ministers who owe their positions and loyalty only to Gordon Brown…”

    It’s all he has left and when his ego is threatened they will have to do.

    In reality he has harmed his reputation and legacy already by clinging on so desperately. But in Gordon’s mind he is still PM and that’s all that matters.

  105. 300
    chronic says:

    Add in Manchester Evening News (lost & Found section)

    Lost one smug grin.
    last seen on political media.
    Distinguishing Marks,topped by a red hue.
    If found return to self serving, soon to be ex MP.

  106. 306
    Porky Pies says:

    Getting worried about losing her nice little earner I presume. What next, is lizard-lips Purnell also going to cry into his paws and apologise for the hurt he caused to our esteemed PM by walking out or because nobody followed him?

  107. 308
    assegai mike says:

    Deeply ironic and depressing that we are now less democratic than Iran

  108. 310
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Now that Mandelson is “First Secretary of State”, what happens if Gordon gets run over by a bus? Could we end up with an unelected Prime Minister?

  109. 314
    irished says:

    Great comrade, dear leader, saviour of the world and president prudence of Gord Britain will have us believe he is a democrat much along the same lines as the democratic republic of Korea is a free country! His junta is stuffed with the great unwashed and unelected toadies from the upper trough, like the unelected Brown they answer to no one but he, who in turn answers to those poor wee foolish Scots dumb enough to vote for him in that other jurisdiction now run by the SNP. Beware farmers of the UK, for Browngabe’s next trick he has ordered the redistribution of land and has ordered his cadres to seize all farms in the ‘subversive pro hunting’ Tory voting shires. King (or should that be Queen?) Mandelsnake will then tour her new domain and will appoint overseers to make up food and tractor production numbers to be broadcast as part of Brown Broadcasting Corp’s autumn schedule replacing factual programmes but squeezed in between BGT and Eastender’s. All hail the new Emperor(ess) Lord/Lady Mandelsnake, Lord of blah blah blah poo bah and his puppet Chairman ‘one eyed bottler’ Brown of cowardice, lies, incompetence and some place near Dundee. The UK is now officially a banana republic in all but name. The Queen can retire and go into exile in Scotland and we can all look forward to handing over all our earnings to the politburo for redistribution on the sink estates which make up the Labour heartlands.

    • 316
      M.T.BUCKET says:

      Get a grip man, deep breaths, in out in out slowly now.

      • 332
        Neph says:

        @ Irished:

        Couldn’t have put it any better myself. Well said that man! *Much hearty ‘Huzzah’-ing”

  110. 318
    The Wasp says:

    Gordon the Gobbler liked eating his snot
    Not just a little but rather a lot
    When one of his ministers politely asked why
    Gordon had him tortured and re-educated at a democratic renewal camp until the minister swore undying allegiance to the supreme leader and saviour of the world.

  111. 321
    pigs in space says:

    Democracy is so last century, welcome to parasitocracy, government by parasites.

  112. 322
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    Guido’s a natural for the Lords.

    You could never tell whether he was asleep, dead or pissed.

  113. 323
    Anonymous says:

    For god’s sake, it comes to something when you’re attacking Brown for having a peer in the Cabinet who’s Leader of the House of LORDS. Grow up.

    • 327
      Porky Pies says:

      You are too simplistic in your observation. I think you will find that the attack is on the whole rotten unelected, unaccountable system and the manipulation of that system by the old jaw twitcher – not just one peer.

  114. 336
    Mandy says:

    Yes Guido, this is indeed a very sinister development. Not only do we have the Government writing one thing in its manifesto and then with some Orwellian sleight of hand, reneging on their promise (EU constitution referendum) and then the EU ignoring referenda in other countries, alongside the democratic deficit of not having elected the current Prime Minister (who didn’t even stand for election for the top job himself), our laws largely made in the EU, we now have a government staring into the abyss of a loss of power, attempting to change the voting system in its favour. This is, as I said, SINISTER. If it goes ahead, I will rise from my armchair and go out on the campaign trail. I love my country, but I’m very worried about how things are developing.

  115. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Labour came to power promising to reform the House of Lords, they didnt say anything about abolishing the House of Commons which appears to be Gordos goal.

  116. 347
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Bloody hell.

    Mandelson only needs one more title for the full set!

    What about “Lord High Boner of the Flaming Ringpiece”?

    What a shower of shit!!!

    • 352
      Once a weak man says:

      Rear-Gunner also likes a Brazilian in a nursing outfit. Oooh matron.

  117. 356
    The scales have dropped from Wales's eyes says:

    isnt it about time we restored the monarchy. cheaper and more effective than the troughing commons

  118. 357
    anon126 says:

    as Ive said in my blog, if you are serious about democratic reform you don’t wait until you know you are going to lose the election and jump on it to try to rig the system.

    more than that though, what type of idiot drones on about democratic reform and then uses more non-democratically elected people to serve in your government? I would have thought that this is the perfect way to undermine democratic renewal and help persuade people to move to the extremes.

    then again we all know it is not about democracy but about operation ‘save Gordon’.

  119. 367
    Seething says:

    Gordon Brown’s stealthy way of clearing out the house of Lords-
    Put them all in the Cabinet

  120. 374
    Nearly Headless Nick. says:

    The Welsh are coming – again!

    http://tinyurl.com/lksnk2



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