+++ Sky Reporting New Investigation into Shahid Malik +++
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Hurah!
With McCoverUp here to stay I can’t wait for the silly season.
here: http://www.torybear.com/2009/06/shahid-malik-reported-to-parliamentary.html
Oh no! Elation to depression in two minutes!
Just look at the name on the letter head, addressed to Mr John Lyon, much much more should be made of this, he is payed by you and me as taxpayers, £108,000 per year for a four day week.
BUT, the gem is, he was interviewed for the job and given the position by……….MPs
Stinky, Stinky
Looks like Gordon was a bit premature.
Meanwhile Gordon Brown has made a speech expalining the consequences of him winning the fight to stay leader.
unfuckingbelievable, innit?
what brown’s rent-a-mob of rimmers failed to factor into their equation is that someone may well possess a vast intellect but someone with such an intellect can also be a terrible decision maker.
like gordon brown.
note to gordon brown and his thugs and his chief-rimmer, lady mandelson:
YOU’VE BEEN RUMBLED YOU FUCKING C’UNTS!
not a week after brown begged to be given another chance and after promising he would turn over a new leaf, he has decided to invite a proven liar and thief into his government.
says it all about brown dunnit?
what a fucking c’unt.
unfit for office.
gordon brown is the worst prime minister this country has ever had.
the new labour war and occupation party should take note of the mood of the nation for the public are in a lynching mood.
tread very carefully indeed.
and by allowing such a c’unt to run the country, you are taking the piss out of us, the citizens.
you, the oppressive beast must die for the greater good.
ps. you motherfuckers better start shredding all the incriminating evidence that could end up with you dangling from the end of a rope.
better prioritise all the war crime stuff, eh?
Someone has to make Gary Bettman look good.
McCoverup is here to stay until the autumn only
then he is toast and the leadership challenge begins
Well done Guido on establishing Sunlight COPs – nice to see Chris Galley’s found a new home as well.
Brown gives the finger to the electorate.
OH interviews Bob Crow from Transport for London
+++EXCLUSIVE+++
Nothing will happen.
and so it shouldn’t.
for gods (allahs) sake the man is a muslim and therefore innocent of everything.
Yes, disgracefully this creep is playing the race card for all it is worth.
Yup, worked for Lord Ahmed of Openprison and Baroness Udders already after all…
Who now says that muslims can’t assimilate?
Nothing to do with being a Muslim. It’s because he’s a thief and should be arrested. Period.
“for gods (allahs) sake the man is a muslim and therefore innocent of everything.”
AYE!!!
is he still in favour of shariah law punishment for theft ( cutting off hands), I wonder?
I fear you are right Throbber. We have here the appointment of a tame bozo by those whom he investigates and, in this case, the added dimension of a Muslim – a member of the Class of Untouchables. McBust’s transparency promise fell at the first hurdle when he initially blocked publication of the report. The leopard will never change its spots.
As the weather warms up, he can use his moral compass as a fan.
The Penguin
Thanks Guido. I’d never heard of The Sunlight Center for Cops before. Very interesting and I’m glad they are working on our behalf. Who’s next?
ditto
we are watching you
About time too. Why on earth did Brown want this bloke back????
All about blindly needing the ‘muslim’ vote.
Are they allowed to vote?
Only the ones that aren’t wearing black tents.
Yes, and self-detonate as well.
Ha ha – Tent Heads
I thought that was a post box. Explains why my letters never arrive.
Yep,but they do not vote.It’s done by some bloke who collects all their ballot papers and then chooses the candidate for them.Simples…
200 – I heard that story too, back in 2005.
Funnily enough it was cause of discontent by Nu Labour. Can’t remember the reason though – suspect they don’t vote Labour – why complain about your own voters?
The Special Air Service call them “rag-heads”. But “tent-heads” works for me, too. I like that.
Paras do too.
They are intense lovers. Apparently they do everything in tents.
Now is the winter of our discount tents.
I wonder if Muslims have Transvestites? If so – what happens when they get excited – do they suffer from tent poles? and if spotted, do they get pegged?
well, armchair generals, if you are so in favour of war, occupation and the degredation of other peoples cultures then why don’t you gobby c’unts put your tin hats on and go and fight on the frontline with the men.
talk a good game, don’t you.
wankers.
TaT. It’s Labour’s war. Fuck off and go and fight it, your hero will have nothing but praise for you. I don’t expect you to take the challenge. Personal courage is not a socialist core value. And before you start, I served the Queen for 20 years.
Tentpole Tudor
Brilliant LOL
Err thought that was Prince Phils job
to service the queen …like
I will tone this down as much as I can out of respect to your service but what the fuck are you going on about old man?
I fully support our troops. that is precisely the reason why I am arguing against their blood being spilt on foreign soil for no good reason by gordon brown.
oh, and I am a capitalist, so you got that one wrong too!
sometimes I wonder if old people should be allowed access to keyboards.
far too many buttons.
should get interesting when they split off from labour. Maybe this GE maybe next
Actually, just now, I do tend to agree with TaTs’. You really have been doused on from a great height. Frankly, you have no recourse. It will continue, they will continue, to shit on you from a great height, and you will sit here and procrastinate, makes you proud to be of this Isle!
But remember, the man is as honest as the day is long………….it’s gone dark, suddenly.
Didn’t take Chernenko too long for the wheels to come off again!!
Are you so dopey as to need an answer to that question?
Same reason he took back Mandelbum and Hain I suppose, likes his own type.
Brown has made a wonderful start in his “cleaning up Parliament” by re-appointing crooks to his cabinet. He is so weak that he could not remove the serial home flipper addict, Darling. What has he actually DONE to remove power from the crooks exposed in the expenses scandal? NOTHING. He is the do nothing Prime Minister in an achieve NOTHING Government.
Watching the MPs when DRONGO was listing all the reforms he proposes, it struck me that they, without exception, looked as sick as wet cats at the thought of their expenses actually being scrutinised and published.
Particularly grim was the orange man, Hain Hoon!
Harperson grinned inanely and gave her impression of a nodding dog occasionally, but you could see what an effort it was!
He likes headlines and gimmick policies, but actually implementation is beyond the capabilities of NuLiebore.
The Penguin
He ran out of Lords who could trough more as ministers than regular Lords perhaps?
speaks bundles for JG Broon’s judgement….or not!!!!
Twat!!!
Eeeh, there is an allah!
Surely the police need to get involved? If you or I did this we’d be sacked at the very least and probably prostituted, sorry, prosecuted.
Il ham du l’illah
If you continue spouting race-hate I shall report you to the police. Labour are offering us real help now through these difficult times, what are you doing? Nothing, just like the Tories.
If you continue to spout shite yourself comrade, I’ll report you to any Hoon that will listen; you are, indeed, a dipstick of the highest order.
ps – Malik is going down…
Fucking delicious!
What help are they offering Charles, lets talk specifics.
All dissent will be labelled as racist,homophobic, sexist,jealousy. By order of neo-labour,common purpose and the NWO. Welcome to 1984.
Love Dixie
fuck that shit.
we must keep causing as much damage as we can to the machine.
we must busy ourselves with ripping out the wires of brown’s blackmagic zombie war and occupation party.
brown is casting his black magic policy in afghanistan creating enemies who kill our soldiers as well as tying a hand behind the army’s back by underfunding our soldiers.
satanist motherfucking traitor.
I know I have been fairly discourteous to various trolls here but I think we will have to set aside our differences until we have killed the satanist motherfucker beast gordon brown and dealt viciously with his thugs.
ditto brown’s fellow satanist, mandy.
note to self: pack bible, crucifix, stakes, machete, ropes and piano wire.
’tis time to do God’s work.
note to gordon brown: “UP AGAINST THE WALL MOTHERFUCKER!”
If he was a ‘true’ believer, he would not use paper money at all as it is classed as usury.
Strange how he seems to take a lot of it, perhaps he is unselfishly taking as much as he can to help prevent others sinning.
Malik is repugnant to me not because he is a muslim, but because he is a money grubbing career politician. In defending his expenses, he makes the point that he earned more money before he went into politics. That previous position was director of a fake charity.
I’m sure he just as disgusting to decent Muslims too.
Is the M*uslimite minister not aiding and abetting a tax dodge? Landlord and correligionist gets cash in hand, does he declare it?
hes very clever and no doubt feeling just a bit peeved to have been found out
As someone said to me recently these do nothing Tories do nothing but win elections
LOVE it!
Very good. Brown is the do nothing leader of the achieve nothing party.
How many of the troughers has Brown sacked? He could not even get rid of the serial trougher from the treasury! He is the do Nothing Prime Minister in an achieve NOTHING Government!
Has the Government managed to help any more hard working families from being evicted in their massively over hyped program? If so that will be a grand total of THREE families helped.
Compare that to the thousands kicked out of their homes by the LABOUR government’s OWN BANK (Northern Rock).
Labour, the party that kicks hard working families when they are down.
Brown, the do nothing leader of an achieve nothing Government!
add Cheltenham and Gloucester to that…..
but the Labour government has achieved things…
It’s bankrupted our country for a start, now you can’t tell me that that isn’t a major achievment?
I’m sure if you all sat down and thought for a while, you could come up with many similar examples of your own.
;-)
I can think of another achievement – they’ve filled all the empty space in the country by letting lots of lovely immigrants in so that there’s standing room only. We won’t need to use so much fossil fuel as we can use all that extra body warmth to heat the country in winter. What a brilliant plan. Genius!
“Race hate”? “Minister” Malik himself said of paying cash in hand with no receipts: “such an arrangement [is] common in Muslim communities”. So if Malik says this it’s OK, but if I (a kaffir) were to say it it would be race hate?
Standards are good, so let’s have lots of them.
Poor Charles is as far off his trolley as ever.
Scrutinise the post in which he sees ‘race hate’:-
“Eeeh, there is an allah!
Surely the police need to get involved? If you or I did this we’d be sacked at the very least and probably prostituted, sorry, prosecuted.
Il ham du l’illah”
Please, Chas, state your specific objection to anything that appears in that. If you can’t we shall know that you, too, realise you are an empty windbag.
Oh, and no NuLab faked-up objections – substantial ones only.
what a good wind-up your comment is! More please – really made me laught Hardwidge!
Great. What’s in the public domain stinks. So why hide the reasons he was “cleared”?
He didn’t want us to get more upset than needs to be now he has promised schrapnel, I mean Change. (Change in pocket=schrapnel, get it?) Promised change meaning we will leave you with some from your wages.
Shrapnel – named after the British army officer who invented it.
It’s spelt SHRAPNEL you comprehensive educated c’unt
It’s called schrapnell in the east end
Didn’t you mean “comprehensive uneducated Hoon”?
* watches tumbleweed roll past*
*loud wind noise off stage *
Is he standing for Speaker ?
He’ll only stand if he’s stroked.
Anybody but that c**t Bercow – touch of the made cow disease mixed in with distemper if you ask me. What a little prick he is
When Malik was first found out by the Labourgraph, he was like a rash all over Sky News at 11pm, then the BBC and anywhere else protesting his innocence. Strangely he seems to have gone to ground this time round. I wonder why?
And every interview he gave he dug himself in deeper, fucking magic. I suspect someone from NuLiebore Central eventually told him to shut the fuck up.
The Penguin
The Penguin
Go Carrie !
Terrific!
GUIDO: PLEASE WILL YOU REPEAT THAT SUPERB MALIK VIDEO THAT SOMEONE PASTED INTO YOUR RECENT ‘COMRES’ POST?
It would help to discredit the swine among the pinko gang; might even open their eyes about what’s going on in our ‘communities’.
Why just him? Why not Darling, Brown, the whole corrupt lot?
Well, considering Brown mistook 95% of the nation telling him to FUCK OFF, as meaning stay in your job and sort out the expenses “problem”. He has done fuck all about it. I mean, the same troughing ministers are STILL in the fucking cabinet. That trougher Darling that flipped his home 4 times in 4 years and used the taxpayer to pay for HIS tax accountant to help him to avoid paying tax, and then he is STILL the fucking chancellor??
DO NOTHING BROWN, HEADS THE ACHIEVE NOTHING GOVERNMENT!
Mr G. Brown is our best customer.
He must buy it by the supertanker load.
With the advantage he can make a bit on the side selling on supplies to his mates like Mr John Lyon.
Mr G. Brown is also our best salesman.
His commission is quite substantial….
I suspected as much – no receipts required or given!
well i manufacture bull shit and he’s my best customer !
Bang goes El Gordo’ s credibility once again. Did he ever have any? I was particularly impressed by the PC acceptance that Malik’s landlord was culturally more inclined to accept cash (without a receipt being issued). Perhaps HMRC can be culturally persuaded to investigate and see whether said landlord declared the full rent to them for tax purposes. Or maybe I’m forgetting some Sharia exception somewhere along the line…..like with marriage etc.
Is Malik likely to receive the ‘hairdryer’ treatment from El Gordo?
or a blow and set…..
or just a blow…
Must annoy Brown and Mandelson to find that another bum to fondle has been removed.
Does Mandy like brown meat?
The Penguin
.. and HMRC is part of the Treasury (?) which belongs to Darling.
more Whitewash – credibility and trust is at or below its all time low IMHO
They’ll be plenty more Whitewash at the Shitehouse, see 10 & 27 above.
I hope he recieves the Sharia treatment from Gordo. Sticky fingers means losing the hand.
Someone call?
At times like these I can begin to see the merits of Shariah law.
I’ll have 15 pies too go Miggsy
Shame! No muslim has ever been guilty of anything ever … its a zionist plot!
Of course it is, along with suicide bombers, plane hijackers, and all the other bloody cowardly things done in the name of ?? Remind me – why am I not a Muslim – I could be so much better off!! SHIT!!
That’s a bit more like it. We were getting a bit bored with the ‘veggie who had to talk about meat’ story.
Shady Malik and his pathetic excuses is a much better story.
He paid his mate in cash, because its a “cultural, religious” thing apparently. Bullshit.
As fucking weak as obsessive compulsive disorders and Waterford grapefruit bowls excusing thieving. What the fuck is it about Manchester and Labour MPs?
I would like to point out that Salford is a completely different city to Manchester and the marvellous MP for Salford should not be dragged into a scandal involving a completely different city.
Saves his mate declaring it as income so he can afford to accept less.
Bunch of spivs.
Saves on Tax, to be blunt.
Which is an offence when its evasion (as opposed to avoidance), Mu*slim or not.
i pay cash at asda . i still get a fucking receipt !
I want to understand this religious business whereby he paid part cash but now is ok to pay direct debit. At least if malik remains in the Labour party he may get promoted to Prime Minister without an election like Brown. His wish his god willing of course according to his video speech
No. He set up a direct debit mandate first for a variable amount. The cash is for the additional amount due on the new and larger rented property. It was paid because “in the midst of an MP’s and a Minister’s busy life, [Malik] had not got round to making arrangements to increase his monthly direct debit to the level of his new rent “. Mawer is apparently unaware that Malik had to do nothing to disturb his “busy life”. All that was required was for the Landlord (the payee) to change the amount due under the direct debit mandate.
Oh, such blissful ignorance.
The Penguin
Interesting point. I’m no guru on such matters but I thought Islam forbids you to make money without working for it?
He is receiving his rightful jizya from his infidel subjects.
Not forgetting Taqqiya either.
More of a hudnu payment.
I claim no expertise in Islamic religion or culture, but everywhere I’ve been in the Middle East they seem very happy to take credit cards and issues receipts.
Whenever HH Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum buys a racehorse at Tattersalls, or makes a charitable donation, I would guess he doesn’t pay in used fivers.
Given the immense cultural and business ties Britain has with the Gulf, Pakistan and India (which has a huge Muslim population), it’s amazing that we take so much of this self-serving smokescreen at face value.
It’s rather like the mainstream media and mainstream politicians failing to notice just what a high proportion of knife crime and gun crime is committed by young black people.
The Penguin
…………….. and drug dealing.
The Asians/Muslims preach hate & violence to all non-believers in their tinpot religion with its paedophile “prophet”, cursed be his name.
THERE IS NO GOD of any sort or persuasion.
My points were not intended to be disparaging of other races and cultures – just a statement of fact. Malik is creating a fiction to disguise his misbehaviour.
Glad about that Dr Feelgood, as Mrs Patel who owns various corner shops is thinking of a Jihad because she told me in all honesty and truth that Muslims don’t lie and don’t thief! Deluded cow!
Cash you see. We only want cash. No infidel direct debits here, innit. To pay infidel tax is against the wishes of Allah
Thanks. I appreciate that detail. I think I am right in suggesting that one shares ones’ income with the community too. A bit like labour does on our behalf.
Brown`s keeping Malik on is based on a racist assumption that Moslem voters will be more forgiving of corruption than white ones. He may be in for a shock.
Let’s hope it involves a smoking chair.
Something along these lines… http://vinothkumarm.blogspot.com/2009/05/electric-train-high-voltage-wire-is.html
A whole new chapter opens in the Max tax planning saga! Thanks, Malik, the cheque’s in the post; sorry I’ll get back to you on that one…
If he really is a devout muslim he believes that he’s guaranteed eternal paradise, seventy two virgins, ten thousand slaves and a thick carpet if he kills us unbelievers.
So where’s his fucking bomb?
Not forgetting the ‘boys of pearl-like beauty’, of course!
Has Lord Mandleson of the desert, joined Jaco-bin Straw in converting yet?
Melons for ectasy.
72 virgins! What do they get on night 73?
You called.
72 slightly used ones. Cheap, as shop soiled.
I’m curious –
1 where do the 72 Virgins come from?
2 What if none of the Virgins want to lose their Virginity? (Is this solved by the fact Muhammed had an 8 year old wife?)
3 I thought promiscuity was banned under Islam!
It’s a mistranslation from the original text – dried fruit in Arabic apparently is very similar to virgin – so what they get is a bowl of raisins
Correct ! 72 white grapes somehow, just does not have the same ring to it?
Must be a bit of a let down for the successful suicide bombers.
I mean, fancy blowing yourself in the expectation of getting stuck into 72 virgins, but all you end up with is a bowl of fucking raisins!
Priceless!
They come from Stockport, I believe. The virgins, that is
There are not, and never were, any virgins in Stockport. OK?
There’s more chance of finding a live Dodo in Stockport
Things are different in Paradise.
And if it were virgins and not raisins, it doesn’t say how old they would be. Any famous virgins come to mind, people?
Susan Boyle?
72 virgins ? i wondered why there was no muslims round here !
Muslims are paedophiles by religion and inclination, according to the Prophet, blessed be his name (and prick).
That’s why they are hanging round the school gates in Bradford.
The Penguin
I am reminded of Billy connellys comment that everytime you hear an explosion the world has lost one total wanker.
his claim for the bomb was turned down and he wont pay for it himself !
Great, made my day. Resigned, re-hired and hopefully this time it will be fired.
Resigned, hired, fired has a nice ring about it. Wonderful!! fingers crossed
Could be a new catch phrase for Lard Alan-a-Sugar
You’re hired – and fired.
Do not think that is what the new Private Eye cover means; it says, “You’re F***ed!”
Fcuked by Mandy and Fired by Sugar. The thieving barsteward deserves it
Peter Hain has risen from the dead, so don’t be suprised about anything Brown does.
Bringing twice disgraced Mandleson back to the cabinet set the tone, nothing is off limits for this bunch of despotic charlatans.
Being disgraced is a prerequisite for high office isn’t it?
Has anyone else noticed that the Lord High Executioner and Chief Prince of Prancing Darkness has been given cabinet responsibility for universities? Is there any portfolio he doesn’t have?
So nice to see Mr. Hain got such a lovely sun tan whilst he was dead!!
That’s not a tan, it’s Dulux Burnt Sienna; new shade for this summer only.
It rains a lot in Wales. It’s not a tan, or Dulux, it’s rust.
The TV pictures allegedly showing Mladic at large have a remarkable resemblance to Peter Hain. Is he about to be indicted for war crimes?
You reckon Brown has the balls to fire someone? Fire a muslim?
Sure, he’s got loadsa form on that score, eh?
Like Lord Fondlebum of Rio
As someone who is self employed I have to provide the authorities with receipts for everything, and if they catch me over claiming, I face fines and / or prison.
Why does our treatment differ? Is he more equal?
As Sasha Baron Cohen might say, ‘Is it because I aint Mumlim?’
Mumlim!!
sorry Muslim
Can you imagine having a VAT inspection and telling them that you can’t be arsed with all that receipts malarkey because you like to pay and get paid in cash.
You’d be turned over quicker than Prescott can make an industrial sized pie vanish.
he seems to be saying that cash is the muslim way. Is he therefore implying that every good muslim business man does not keep receipts or records?
“…cash is the muslim way” Is it? Perhaps Mohammed Sarwar can help with this one.
Sarwar’s no slouch at that game !
Cash is indeed the Muslim way where possible, but there’s nothing in Islam (or even in any Islamic “tradition” as opposed to Islamic “religious” aspects) that prohibits or even chastises the act of giving/having receipts as far as I know.
People are free to pay in cash if they want, but they still need to show a receipt, and the receipt aspect has no religious or tradition related argument against it that would stand up to any scrutiny.
If he’s saying that it was a religious choice to not have a receipt, then he’s a lying hoon using religion as a false argument.
Cash; yes.
Receipts; no.
THEY DONT! how many recieps do you have for kebabs,taxi’s , icecream, market goods and now up here ! scrap yards .cash ! cash ! cash ! a blind eye by the revenue me thinks !
Yes, remember BCCI, EX BANK OF…
I hate the way he bends his finger at the camera when he’s talking
His finger is as straight as he is
Need to be careful with this one – I agree at face value it looks as bent as a nine bob note, but need to understand the facts.
My understanding:
Mawer says the rent paid was market rate (I assume that means the £620 per month).
If that is the case and Malik was paying a further £200 per month for the downstairs, then surely he is then paying above market rate, and using taxpayers money to do it. Naughty.
I’d expect to see the developers income on that property be around £820 per month. All declared for tax naturally.
If Mawer meant the £620 per month was fair rent for the upstairs only, then Malik may have a partial case there.
I say partial because why does he have 2 offices anyway?
On top off all of this, if I were HMRC I’d want to go through the books of that property company.
I agree it stinks in terms of people being paid in cash, no receipts etc etc. Malik really should have more sense and have it all above board, or is he merely showing contempt for the electorate?
Mawer, Lyon, all the same old, the worst of jobsworth civil servants with a eye to the main chance, get employed by your political masters, suck up to them, fat salary paid by the taxpayer, nice!
A shower of incompetent yellow cowards , scared to do their job in case it upsets some people.
Having looked up the prices in Dewsbury I’d have thought that lowever figures: £100/week for the upstairs “two bedroom flat” is unsurprising, as is £150 for a whole house.
A minister shouldnt be paying cash in hand for anything. Everyone knows what “cash in hand” really means.
I’m surprised you can get expenses without receipts. (well no, i’m not).
In his case BROWN envelopes, perhaps?
Yes, the SILLY SEASON will soon be upon ye all!
Great!
We’re presented with the prospect of Hazelnut squirrelling Blears telling us that Brown was a fantastic chancellor and our financial solution is spending and borrowing our way out of debt!
Thank god I’m out of that Manchester shithole.
That’s one over rated, mincing diva got rid of. McTwat next.
Bye-bye Diver.
Don’t let the penalty area hit you on the arse on the way out.
& I don’t care how much they pay you – you still can’t drive a Ferrari properly
shithole? where were you when madeline dissapeared? twat.
I can smell a Hoon
Bit early in the day for being down there innit?
I can smell ‘em a mile off
Tongue’s on offer at Waitrose.
Quick – tell Lord Fondlebum – he’ll be there before you can say “A full Brazilian, please”
Very good to see everyone so far is “on topic”. Excellent
I can’t think of a way to subvert this thread into a UFO conspiracy. Yet.
I can’t think of a way to subvert this thread into a UFO conspiracy. Yet.
Why can’t the lizards do it instead?
Phone home….(with a bent finger)
Anarchy in the UK!
God Save the Muslim!
No other bastard will.
I prefer to be on a mars bar.
Who wants to buy a caravan?
Don’t know but David Amess will.
Ref: Newsnight 10.06.09
Shahid Malik.
I want his job, NOW!!!!!
Does the spec include a whitewashing machine and a canopy of cover? I must have a biological shredder/come bog, tudor beams and an outhouse parliament.
Seems she has no time for caravanning?
http://oldrightie.blogspot.com/2009/06/new-speaker-at-her-first-pmqs.html
Also Guido’s pal Steve Carter is reported to have resigned.
Did you see the story about that unfortunate whale that got hit by a supertanker, really sad to see a wonderful creature go that way.
I do hope the tanker wasn’t damaged too much.
I sent the Daily Mail an email to point out that maybe it is not dead – merely doing the backstroke.
Bastards didn’t even print it.
er, that’s it really.
fak we miss a opatunity
Best thing that could happen to Wales.
If they dug out Offa’s Dyke (sic) again and used the spoil to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall we would all be a lot better off…so long as the labour Front Bench were in Edinburgh or somewhere before the wall was finally topped out
A lot of us up here are hoping to re-build Hadrian’s Wall before the McHoon clan gets kicked out of Downing St. We don’t want them back, so feel free to keep them ornamenting your lamp-posts as long as you want.
Crosshairs time!
Ooops! From the BBC: Mail privatisation ‘to go ahead’ What’s that I hear hitting the fan?
Ha Ha.
Can’t wait to see Geraldine Smith’s reaction to that one.
Basically Gordo’s backin charge now f**k off!
Or….
Mandy’s plot to oust Gordon failed, and he needs another bite at the cherry……a lot of noise from backbenchers over this. Pushing ahead will surely put the Gorgon under threat again?
Mandy is already in charge…
Shame a post office van could not be “mysteriously” driven up the ugly Geraldine Smith’s arse,accidentally of course……..
Good to see Chernenko’s ‘listening to you’ phase coming to an end.
This is just a scam for Gordon to get his hands on the £24 billion in the pension pot anyway. He takes out the £24 bn, worth a full 5% vat cut for 1 year, adds this £24 billion + the £10 bn deficit to the public sector unfunded pensions. Now they are unfunded to the tune of £34bn but this doesn’t matter as ALL public sector pensions are unfunded and Off balance sheet.
Gordon gets his clammy, bitten, fingers on a sweet wad of bribe money and taxpayers get a little bit of gain today, followed by a lot of pain later.
royal Mail get nothing very much..a quick sort machine and around 10,000 redundancies. Post office loses another 1,000 mailwork offices and branches.
People who post stuff will get a slightly worse, much more expensive service, but with lots of choice. Like being able to collect parcels from the secure under sink cupboard of a kebab shop, or a £2 delivery p/week charge for door to door or free if you collect your mail yourself from the depot.
Yes, its win win all round. the union is threatening to pull the plug on labours finance but a measly £1 million when Gordon can get £24 billion is not a real threat. especially as Lord Mandelson will brandish about some new high office and some special funds for the CWU union leaders. “Have you thought about being Sir Billy Hayes of Mount Pleasant. Has a nice ring don’t you think?” and the funding is back in the bag.
Its a New Labour success story.
Everyone appears to win.
But no one actually does.
You cynic!
The £24bn will be used to raise benefits, as that will stop the recipients voting B-*-P, which was recently pronounced as a good idea. It is not a bribe for the benefit recipients to vote labour!
Sadly I reckon you’re on the money.
The Penguin
Bill, I think you are probably right. But as it is a Gordon Brown scheme, it cpould go horribly wrong…
Tories should vote against this on the grounds the price isn’t right.
- government loses another vote
- CWU has to justify funding labour
- appeals to CDE voters – on the side of the working man – thus maybe gettting some votes from B-NP
- accuse Brown of giving businesses away to his mates at low prices
- Brownites and Blairites back at war
- Geraldine Smith has a diet of crow while everyone else says told you so
Usually there are ways to protect pension funds from predators.
Company takeovers used to be focused on getting the pension fund, but there are ways to protect the fund if you know how.
Needs looking into quickly.
HMG is the sole shareholder. Broon can manipulate the situation to achieve whatever he likes. Doctors don’t have to worry about a pension pot, but RM workers do. why? Because..well no reason at all. HMG should put funds in to balance the pensions CONDITIONAL on an end to final salary schemes from 2020 for existing and immediate for new members, aka the Lloyds decision.
Ken Clarke keeps egging on the labourites. He wants the whole thing done so he doesn’t have to do it. Gets rid of a 50,000 man union and alienates many more, and privatises a public utility.
Plus he has the option to withdraw support, or pretend to, to wobble Brown anytime he feels like having a laugh.
This man must be investigated fully. Can the investigators also please look into the antics of a Mr George Osborne, whose antics will also merit serious investigation.
The serious investigations on Osborne might go something like this, from the Evening Standard: “A Commons official had approved the original arrangement, which was intended to be a stop-gap until a mortgage on the farmhouse had been sorted. Mr Osborne is not in the category of serial flipping occupied by figures such as Hazel Blears, who was accused of refurbishing different properties. He was advised to claim on his London home because the mortgage on it was paying for the true second home, the farmhouse. In 2003 he was allowed to change the loans without incurring penalty fees. He then claimed against the new farmhouse mortgage payments”.
I’m no friend of the troughers, Luther, but this squib was left out overnight I think.
My solution has been on here before; Novotel and Travelodge can sort most things out together with the keys to the stationery cupboard (in return for a chitty).
Alternatively you could buy the McDoom solution and change the entire voting system, or something. Er…that makes sense.
Fair comment. I simply believe that ALL troughers, regardless of political affilliation, should be brought to book.
Agree completely. But the way to do it is not through the reports of Independent Advisers, Parliamentary Commissions for Standards, independent audit bodies etc. The troughers in the first instance should be accountable to the electorate. Constituents need to decide whether their MP’s behaviour over expenses has been acceptable.
Agreed, send every MP back to their local Associations to be questioned, re-nominated (or thrown out) and then call a general election. A line can then be drawn. In a huge swathe of magic marker if necessary.
fuck off shady. the thieves must be dealt with by the courts.
are you stoned you c’unt?
Agreed with TAT that the “thieves” should but the rest (who were “within the rules”) need a good shake up too.
max, you must be shady’s boyfriend.
very good of you to stand up for your gay lover. very butch.
max and shady win the ‘gay couple of the week award’
well done girls!
Hi TAT, I was agreeing with you actually where a crime has been committed. No crime though means no court so rather than nothing Shady was correct too. Anyway, as long as you can read slower you can be my friend too if you like.
A little thinking on your part might lead you to the conclusion that judgement by the electorate and the courts are not mutually exclusive.
you’d agree with anyone you c’unt.
but I shall refrain from issuing further abuse because I have decided to cessate hostilities with nonlabour trolls(except for bn p fascists) until gordon brown is deposed.
we must gather together in an organised fashion in order to be able to arrange the attack of the satanist with sufficient numbers and frequency to overcome and defeat the monster.
the weaklings in the labour party were too spineless and corrupt to achieve that noble task.
we gotta take that motherfucker brown down.
now you are toiling shady.
give it up bro.
Thick As Two Short Planks, in furtherance of your outstanding efforts to win friends and enlighten the bewildered, could you elaborate a tad on the “Satanist” theme in your current posts?
With luck, our patron, Guido, will relax his recent, stern guidelines sufficiently to allow you fully to explore this worrying new aspect of the country’s plight.
In the hallowed words of Sir Cliff, please don’t tease. We are agog.
Agreed, Luther. Also agreed, Shady, but let’s not let the bastards off by running to their local constituencies, which will be guaranteed to be stuffed with placemen, sycophants and yea-sayers whatever party we’re talking about.
There is already a mechanism for randomly choosing a panel to decide on guilt or innocence according to presented evidence. It’s called a jury. Set up a nationwide jury, selected from the electoral register as is a court jury. Pay receipted loss of earnings and travel expenses (again, like a court jury) with jury members to sit for a fixed time period in regional centres on MPs not from their own area. Etc.
#162 Max
Agree with the idea of forcing them all to return to their constituencies to face the music, but PLEASE, not to their constituency associations. Word will go out from the Dark Lord to require all but a few who have been nasty to him to be excused.
No, the only referral to their constituencies that means anything is a general election.
And that ain’t gonna happen for some time yet.
TAT, Shady is correct. MPs should be of standard so that they don’t need an outside third party whether what they are doing is right or wrong. Thieves generally know when they are stealing, and these clowns are trying to kick their theft into the long grass of ‘following the rules’.
Speaking as one who has worked for years with and for lawyers, accountants and auditors, in my experience they will do or say whatever it takes to earn their fee. Accountants tend to be more honest but lawyers are as bent as arseholes and they are the ones who make decisions as to who goes prosecuted.
Troughers need to be accountable to the public who voted for them in the first instance. Yes, they should feel the full force of the law too, but if we leave it up to the politically conflicted prosecuting authorities and our increasingly useless police we will have a continuation of the situation that we have now i.e no prosecutions of troughers so far. That being said, I’m not convinced that MPs facing their constituency parties is sufficient – too much scope for party political stitch ups. We need MPs expenses fully published online and a recall system like they have in some of the US States, where provided a minimum number of electors in a area sign a petition, the MP can be recalled and a by election called.
Sack ‘em first then jail them. Failing that, lamp posts and strong ropes.
whoops many typos above – late for work! ist paragragh should read:
‘MPs should be of standard so that they don’t need an outside third party to tell them whether what they are doing is right or wrong.’
Same arguments apply to the shady banksters and their business and political allies who decimated the financial system – only in the US have there been substantial proceedings, here its whitewash alley, bonuses and promotions all round.
The crisis is currently being overshadowed by MPs troughing and McBruin’s pantomime but its still out there and bubbling along very destructively.
He’s claiming on a second office, called appropriately enough, ‘office 2′, which probably exists only in his own head.
Vaz next, the greasy cυnt. Look how many times that fucker has slimed his way out of trouble, involving a level of dodginess which would mean almost certain political death for anyone else.
Mind you look at Leicester. He certainly brings in the electoral goods.
Like everywhere else in the country the Labour vote was –9% down or more, but magically they upped their vote by +9% in Leicester???
When the new constitution is introduced, there ought to be a clause that says any electoral irregularities discovered automatically means the seat goes to the second place candidate.
Did you see where my postal vote went, darling?
And what’s with the Hoons posh accent?
It’s because he’s genuinely posh (see Wiki). His surname is apparently Portugese (via Goa) and he’s a good Catholic boy.
Read further, shake your head then go down the pub. It’s the only thing that works.
I’m not a huge Wiki fan BTW but Keith is a lawyer so if there is anything inaccurate here it will have been sorted.
Genuinely posh’ ‘good Catholic boy’.Well I can assure you I know boys who went to this school in the 60s.They weren’t at all ‘posh’. Why would a ‘good Catholic boy’ got to Laymer Upper? It really doesn’t make any sense.His ‘posh’ accent is a trifle affected.Perhaps he had elocution lessons.
Father was a journo; Cambridge and solicitoring helps. We boys with foreign parents often end up with odd accents!
Don’t be harsh on people who have elocution lessons when they might have otherwise had an East Midlands accent.
Its almost a missing accent that people don’t know about – I can’t think of one you ever hear on the BBC – apart from the rather mild examples of Gary Lineker or Ken Barlow’s son.
Posh?
Are you shitting me?
If your surname is Keith, there is a pretty good chance you ARE posh.
If, on the other hand, your FORENAME is Keith, you have a very slim chance indeed of not being a complete pleb.
LOL! The man’s real name is…
Nigel Keith Anthony Standish Vaz
Nuff said?
391 …Christian name surely, he’s a good catholic boy as in Roman Catholic.
Leicester is 80% raghead occupied now, surely? Might explain it.
I wonder if Broon ever read Sir Philip Mawer’s report. I suspect he just noted its conclusion and then reappointed Malik. Any independent reasonable reader of Mawer’s report would quickly conclude that Malik is not suitable for government office, even if there is insufficient evidence (yet?) that a criminal offence has been committed. As far breach of the Ministerial Code of Conduct is concerned this is very much a balance of probabilities decision: I would definitely place my weights on the other side of the scales to Mawer.
My comments in the DEFRA thread [http://order-order.com/2009/06/11/another-vegetarian-minister-to-defra/#comment-149831] give some if not all my reasons.
gordon wouldn’t have to read the Repot. He’d already told Mayer what it would be.
You got on tv again, you got on tv again!
Well done you!
I trust the local authority will be prosecuting the landlord for failing to supply a rent book/lease/record of rent etc. Assuming of course that the tennant complains, some hope!
the taxman could check to see the cash was declared
depends what year – if 2008/9 he is very unlikely to have submitted accounts yet
Anyone bothered to check if a mortgage exists on the property? Of course a UK mortgage (as opposed to that rare beast a Sharia mortgage) would indicate no early delivery of virgins to this particular buy to let tycoon. Bet the poor sodding landlord wishes the spotlight would shift sharpish now, what with the HMRC, Family Tax Credits man, EPC inspector and now the local Mullah all calling by for a chat. Oh and it looks like you can add the Planning Inspector (permission for change of use to office?), Rating Valuations Office and the Lender (you need permission to change residential mortgages to part-commercial). I bet Malik’s references are fooked next time he wants a cheap pad in the sticks.
..Public Liability Insurance, fire prevention, etc,
Fire! There was someone on here earlier interested in fire…what was his name?
“I bet Malik’s references are fooked next time he wants a cheap pad in the sticks”
????? ???? ??
References? OH NO! He’ll have to go to a slum landlord and pay in cash next time.
from DirectGov:
“Energy Performance Certificates (EPC) are being introduced to help improve the energy efficiency of buildings.
“If you are buying or selling a home you now need a certificate by law. From October 2008 EPCs will be required whenever a building is built, sold or rented out.”
Just £75, a snip. Not banned by Sharia Law (as far as I am aware.) I am sure he has one, having such a reliable landlord.
This slimy oik should never have been allowed into government.
Should never have been selected as parliamentary candidate.
The Penguin
It’s all good, and even more embarrassing for Gordon.
Gordon embarrassed? How does that work, then?
More ammo for dave.
which the c’unt will probably use to shoot himself in the foot.
could you tell me what you think about people who are housing benefit cheats?
do you have an opinion on benefit scroungers?
I think a safety net is needed at times for nationals. But going to work should be encouraged at all times.
Benefits are seen as a ‘money for life for nothing’ by wannabe immigrants though, as the holiday camp in Calais proves.
But MPs have been caught with their hands jammed up the till. They can’t say that scroungers should be roughed up and discouraged when they are doing it themselves. It’s a catch 22 situation and we’re left wondering how it’s all going to work out.
373 would that be a reference to the ghastly baroness udderly sucking then?
If anyone from HMRC is out there. Can I convert to Islam for tax purposes?
No receipts, no records, no tax.
If you dare to question me, I’ll report you for being racist…..I’m more equal than you!
The man does not know the difference between “should” and “could” and has personally profited from expenses.
He is therefore unfit to be lent my sovereignty and so is unfit for public office.
The big problem with this Government – apart from the fact that they are completely and utterly fucking useless – no offence – is that they are now forever tainted with the whiff of shit.
They can have as many reshuffles as they like. All it does is change the order of the turds bobbing along the sewer.
Rearranging the turds on the titanic
I never heard of a Shahid Malik.
Could he be an associate of McBride or George Osborne?
It is obviously a dastardly Tory smear in a futile attempt to sully my good name as a wonderful Prime Minister.
Was that ok Mandy Poo?
back over the desk gordy !
On another stinky expenses matter – here’s the latest from Jim Devine:
“LOTHIAN MP Jim Devine has been given the backing of his local constituency party as he battles to hold on to his job.
Around 50 members of Mr Devine’s constituency party gave him their “unwavering support” at a meeting when he was grilled on his expenses claims.
The MP has denied any wrongdoing over his expenses and has even asked police to investigate his Commons expenses in a bid to clear his name.
Mr Devine faces his toughest week in politics as Labour’s “star chamber” – the National Executive Committee (NEC) – is to scrutinise his expenses next week and will determine whether he is fit to stand as a Labour MP for the Livingston seat at the next election.
At the centre of the MP’s questionable claims is the rewiring of his one-bedroom London flat, for which he claimed £1,257 paid in cash to a bogus company.
Explanations for Mr Devine’s claim of £2,326 for joinery work, which reportedly included 66 metres of shelving, have also been contradictory. Last week the MP told the Evening News the “industrial” shelving was installed in his London flat by his local pub landlord and longtime friend, Tony Moran, who travelled to London to do the work.
The money for the shelving and other joinery work was claimed from Mr Devine’s Incidental Expenses Provision (IEP) for office costs, and not from his Additional Costs Allowance for second homes, which he said was cleared by the Commons’ fees office.
But Mr Moran has reportedly since said that he did not fit any shelves at the MP’s flat and, according to sources at the constituency meeting, Mr Devine also told them that the shelves were not in his flat, but in the basement of a pub in Blackburn – thought to be Moran’s Turf Bar.
He also allegedly told the meeting he was being evasive about the shelving because he was using them for local Labour Party campaign leaflets and boards, which he said was against House of Commons rules.
Mr Moran has since been unavailable for comment despite several attempts to contact him.
The MP also reportedly said he was willing to pay the money back for the shelves at the meeting and wants to carry out next week’s NEC meeting at his London home to prove the electrical work was actually carried out.
“He has become an embarrassment,” said a senior Labour source. “It’s like dealing with a seven-year-old who makes up excuse after excuse.
“He put some evidence forward regarding the allegations through a letter from Mr Moran saying he did do work for him. He asked for support from the constituency and he got it, but let’s see what the NEC does. They will want concrete proof of his claims. If he doesn’t provide it he’ll be out.”
Mr Devine refused to comment on what he said at the constituency party meeting, but said that all the allegations were “outrageous”. He added:
“No-one stood up and objected to what was being agreed and everyone had a say. I am innocent of all these allegations.” “……
Edinburgh Evening News: http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/Devine-gains-the-backing-of.5356108.jp
This little shit Devines excuses are wearing me dowm , he keeps changing his story and each version is more laughable than the previous one. The sooner plod moves in the better.
Good for a laugh, though.
The Penguin
> “He has become an embarrassment,” said a senior Labour source. “It’s like dealing with a seven-year-old who makes up excuse after excuse.
Christ on a bike! Someone has sussed zanuliebore! Not that it was ever difficult, but much easier since the mass troughing was exposed and we have had to listen to their pathetic infantile whinings day in day out. If it’s not whinings, it’s bluster. I can’t wait for this playground gang of pretend politicos, led by a hot sweaty fat 10 year old who’s mentally still in short trousers and who’s still to learn how to think for himself, never mind having any concept of responsibility whatever, to fuck off and die.
What that fat git needs to understand is, that the longer he pisses us about the worse his epitaph or obitury will be. State funeral anyone? The reason we don’t celebrate St Georges day much is because we are saving up our energy for your departure. November 5th will be lost on your people.
A big boy made me do it.
Totally beyond the bounds of any hint of honour, or Religion of any creed.
This blatant, lying little scumbag, shows total contempt of the allowance system, us the taxpayers who provide the means, and probably most importantly, the very people and causes who he claims to represent. Islamic brotherhood payments, my arse!
Put the HMRC rottweillers on him and his religious rent collecting brothers, immediately.
Clean up? Yet another Gordon ‘initiative’ hits the deck before it ever flew.
Such is the wisdom and judgement of your glorious leader
You had your last chance to ditch him chaps. I think he’s just blown it for you, within just 72 hours is it ??
The country as a whole despises GB, and now the party that cowardly refused to unseat him.
Well said! Enjoy it while you can ‘cos you will never be elected to ’serve the public’ again. Good ridance can’t come soon enough.
He is not a woman and if we had more women we would have more honesty in Parliament as I have proved to my complete satisfaction.
Class:
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/06/financial-gain-spotting.html
You fucking link whore, Plato.
I think you’ll discover Anonymous is not me, arsehole.
However, just to keep you happy Is Bob Crow Jonathon King? I think we should be told…
Excellent. I wonder if they have the same interests?
Actually it was me…Anonymous….not Plato. Just thought twas funny thats all.
Remove your head from your arse!
6.48pm = plankazoid.
Excellent!
Excellent!
Gravy train spotting?
I really think pressure should be put on the police to investigate all MP’s who have sucked the milch cow too deeply.
They make the laws, but they shouldn’t be above them.
Bring back flogging and hanging say I.
At the very least – bring back Jail sentences!
Jail, but surely that’s only for uppity proles who steal a loaf of bread or who fail to pay the telly tax
I want Shahid’s job, NOW!!!!!.
So long as you wear a niqab and you luuuurve cash.
On sale on Old Holborn
As soon as there are sufficient muslim MPs, we hope to be effective very quickly in enforcing a sensible and moral dress code for the general public.
See you soon.
I think you will find the correct spelling is Shithead.
tenthead?
hat tip previous poster
“Dealing in cash” does not mean that you don’t have to provide a receipt.
Just because you pay in cash rather than by card that doesn’t mean it’s impossible for the person you’re paying to give you a receipt, does it? Or is it against Islam to give people receipts too?
fucking tosser.
I pay nearly everything in cash – and demand a reciept!
The other side of this coin is that a company received cash and didn’t give receipts. The VAT boys should be round there in a flash to check everything is in order. They sure as hell would if it was mine or any other ordinary bloke’s company
What you are suggesting would be racist.
The VAT boys and girls don’t give a shit about the Colour of your bollocks, provided they can squeeze them until your eyes pop!
They’re good like that
HMRC is now composed of the remains of the Inland Revenue (seething) and the remains of Customs and Excise (furious) fighting amongst each other but united in their hatred of Gordon McBroon who amalgamated them.
I doubt if they will shrink from looking into anything that might embarrass Jonah.
The Penguin
Yes, McBlunder has stepped into another pile of steaming shit.
Be happy. Vote Labour.
Has Blofeld Brown dropped a happy pill in your water! Do you here strange subliminal messages, though so!
You labour. We party.
….and we all pay, well except for those on benefits naturally
Are you kidding?
I’m a carer on £44 a week. I’d love to get proper benefits like the MP’s – what £100 a week just for food?
As the pensioners what they think of that! After all, if it’s good enough for Cabinet Minister James Purnell…
Are you a ‘worker’? a tutor at a polytechnic? work in social services? a victim? radical muslim? a lesbian, or all of the above? Then be a sad chippy twat and vote Labour — we’ll pay for everything, cradle to grave, and you won’t ever have to do anything but keep voting us in!
And in approximately 5 years we’ll even push for an independent inquiry into those pesky Jews our racially harmonized constituents in the East End are always complaining about…sorry by pesky Jews we of course mean “evil Zionists” (a policy idea endorsed by 4 out of 5 Guardian readers).
Don’t let “the forces of conservatism” keep you from living the dream in our planned Social Democratic paradise!
As Charles “Easy” Hardwidge says “Be happy. Vote Labour.
Be deluded. Be Charles E Hardwidge.
Malik would resign if he were a man of honour. For the sake of his party, his religeon and heritage (from which he has profited and now cowardly hides behind).
There was a time when a politician would resign in an eyeblink when caught with hands in till or up the legs of any woman other than his missus. Now when caught you play the victim and brazen it out.
I know plenty of decent muslims and some dishonest Christians: this isn’t about religeon, politics or race, but about integrity. Such a virtue seems to have gone the way of the Dodo.
Yes but the Dodo can never be brought back to life. But if we flush out this stinking shower of shit we might, just might, get some integrity back into politics.
By “shower of shit” by the way, I mean the whole Government.
Hey ! I like shit showers.
And Golden Rain – £50 extra, of course!
Proof, if final proof were needed…
JG Broon has discovered that it’s almost impossible to polish a turd.
Once a slimy jobbie, always a slimey jobbie!!!
Mmmm. I always wondered why pretty poor corner shops always had the latest top of the range 4×4s standing outside. Mr Malik provides the answer perhaps. It is a “religious and cultural norm” to be paid in cash it seems. Hope HMRC are taking note!!! SILLY thought – they only pursue the likes of me for making a £5 genuine mistake!!!
spot on
I pay ALL my taxes i can’t seem to avoid it but could never afford one of those 4×4 things. I am in a very very well paid job due to experience etc but I still wonder why I dont have what these guys seem to have.
There is something badly wrong here
Shahis Malik is lauded as a moderate by New Labour, but if I wanted to be seen as a moderate, I would not use the name Shahid.
It means “Martyr” – those who took part in the attack on the “Twin Towers”, and “Suicide bombings” are called “Shahid”.
Moderate?
You also need to see the Youtube video posted yesterday which shows him explaining to the faithful the mathematics of getting x numbers of muslim MPs by a certain date and then multiples thereof.
This video should be posted as often as possible.
A pig with half an eye could understand it, but not ZaNuLab.
Under Sharia Law, fleecing non-muslims is not a prosecutable offence. It is even desirable and to be encouraged.
Hence the reluctance to prosecute and put away
Baroness Uddin
Lord Ahmed
Keith Vaz
Shahid Malik
etc
using the infidels’ pitiful laws which are clearly man-made and therefore blasphemous.
Hard not to see a kowtowing to Sharia in the UK under NuLabour.
Here’s Shahid (martyr) Malik saying what he really means:
Not only that, Slavery is directly encouraged by the Q’uran, thus when the Ottoman Empire abolished slavery the “Literalist” Wahabbis rose up in revolt. The Ottomans had to exempt Saudi Arabia from following the Law on the grounds that slavery was specifically permitted and encouraged by the Q’uran.
That is why Saudi Arabia was one of the last states to abolish slavery.
I wonder how the Imams square this with their West-Indian and African-American converts?
Chop his fekkin hands off. Lying piece of shit.
The Muslim controlled local council’s are exactly the same, Just like kiddie’s in a sweet shop.!
Moreover, whilst Islam requires truthfulness among the religionists, it permits Muslims to lie to Kaffirs.
This makes it very difficult for the rest of us to believe a word they say.
Surely you don’t mean this one?
I’ll try that again :)
This one?
That’s the one, all Broon can see is the red tie! and as long as ( temporarily ) they are LieBour MPs he thinks that all ok.
Once the passage of time and the maths works, bye bye parliament!
I am the real Charles Hardwidge and if you and all the others continue to impersonate me I will report you all to the police who will trace your IP address and arrest you.
I am the real Charlie Hardwidget and I’m getting bloody fed up with some cheap impersonator calling himself a socialist going by the name of Charles E Hardwidget and spouting nothing but Labour party propaganda and rhetoric. If he continues I shall report him to Ann Widicombe for a jolly good spanking.
#129
YES, YES, YES!
PLEASE Guido, do put this video up on one of your posts. Now there are two of us asking, will you hear?
The primary meaning of ’shahid’ is ‘witness’.
But the usual meaning these days is “suicide bomber”. See any Palestinian (Hamas), Al Qaeda Propaganda for details.
Mr Waad is evidently a well-intentioned, and somewhat knowledgeable, but fallacious apologist for Mohammadanism.
The word ‘martyr’ in English is derived from Greek and also denotes “witness”. It can be found, and was so used, by the ancient Athenian lawyers for a legal witness, but also, adopted a figurative meaning as “witness of the truth (of a religion, doctrine, popular cause, etc)”, for which it was employed by Hellenic philosophers, cultists and eventually the Christians. ‘Shahid’ as an Arabic word possesses an etymology of parallel provenance and evolution.
The difference is that a Christian can only be a martyr if somebody kills him or her for his or her faith. A suicide cannot be a Christian marytr. It is, though, possible in most interpretations to become a shahid by committing suicide or just by dying in honourable circumstances such as dying in battle, defending one’s home etc.
What I wrote was true, as Charles concedes, not fallacious. I made no defence of Islam and am not an apologist for it. There is an evil infecting Islam which includes the hijacking of words such as ’shahid’ by vicious maniacs with beards.
Mr Waad is delicate and slightly informed in his reply. However, the charge of fallacy I affirm, and by proof shall demonstrate it in the sequel (though I doubt at this hour you will ever read or respond to this progressive, online controversy again).
All that you remarked concerning the qualifications of a Christian martyr is understood and never challenged by the present writer. I commend to the plainly curious and intellectually-striving Mr Waad to peruse the Koran (Patrick Sale’s 18th Century translation is excellent as it converts a motley of nonsensical rants, fables and injunctions into diverting English prose) or the most ancient and orthodox Moslem historians of the prophet, as Ibn Ishaq and al Tabari, to learn that the deadly fanaticism we dread began with the foundation of that religion.
455 “he deadly fanaticism we dread began with the foundation of that religion.”
Precisely. A fact the Western Nations of the Enlightnment are now ignoring deliberatedly and at great peril.
Criminally foolish multicultural apologists all of them.
What are the odds on BBC QT having a “Must Malik resign” question this evening? I am already hearing “time for new topics to be aired”. If raised from the floor I expect Dumblebore (or the Beeb’s lawyers) to quash the topic on the grounds of it being “ad hominem” or “sub judice”.
You can tell by looking at AlBeeb after Broon was saved by his cowardly, yellow, chicken shit bunch of spineless MPs, that the message had gone out from the bunker to “draw a line under it” and “move on”.
Swine flu, of course, gives them the perfect excuse to do so.
Absolutely – last time there was an untabled question Dumblebore refused to have it answered and moved onto someone else to ask a previously submitted, vetted and ‘labour friendly’ question.
If the question seems to attack labour – that’s because Zanu Liebour have already worked out answers for the question and not being taken unprepared. Question Time should really be called Labour Spin and Other Political Indoctrination Time.
It’s a sin in Islam to charge interest, and it can therefore also be seen as a sin to deal with a bank that charges their customers interest.
Mortgages are calculated in a technically weird way by Islamic banks to get around this; technically they don’t charge interest but the effect is the same.
It’s not a sin, however, to provide a receipt.
I believe the interest is placed in a spoon that is carried into the bank on top of a bale of straw on a Saturday. I may have got my religions wrong here.
One for the Telegraph. What bank where his expences paid into, was it an interest bearing account?? Or did he receive cash?
OK then, why was it not a sin to pay some of it into a bank?
The no-paper-trail-Mattrass Bank of course.
Interest bearing no good, it is a sin. Mattrasses Bank or Madrasses Bank?
BCCI?
The Penguin
There was a young muslim called Malik,
Whose attempts to bamboozle were tragic.
My accounts, the man said,
Are all in my head,
But his coinage was nicely metallic.
A quality fart!
seconded
Seconded too.
Silented too
Just out of interest, is the old text murderer Lord Ahmed back in the Lords yet.
Been back at least 40 receipts ago.
Can I just ask something that has been bothering me and it is this…..
What the Fuck has constitutional Change to do with with mp’s expenses fraud ????
Is it just me or wha??.
Oh wait I get it now I think about it.
The next fraudster who is caught cheating on his benefits can sucessfully argue in court that it was the First past the post system wot did it.
Local Police chiefs who are pulling out their hair over a spate of Housebreakings or Robberies can simply ask for the introduction of Proportional Representation and all will be well.
What fuckin planet is this Goon on !!!!
This man is a nasty piece of work. Moderate indeed! His name means martyr!!
I have no idea why my message (above) appeared here; it is not in reply to anyone – just a statement and should have appeared below.
its a labour thing
just put your X in the box
The Constitutional Change is because Broon got 15% of the vote, and is worried the Labour party will be wiped out – but by change – he can potentially cause a hung parliament and stay in power.
It’s got nothing to do with Troughing MP’s other than we get to vote 2ce, so there’s a second chance that the Labour MP’s will get back in to trough some more.
As an exercise someone ought to do a spreadsheet for each constituency and work out the optimum voting combination with AV to ensure Labour end up at the bottom of the pile and are never allowed near the levers of power again.
Sod principles, this lot haven’t got any.
Classic ZanuLiebour deflection tactics.
1. Labour Party fiddle
2. Announce constitutional reform needed to divert attention
3. Pronounce that anyone who objects is therefore a fiddler wanting to hide something.
4. Demand that newspapers print that the Tories are objecting/hiding something.
5. Answer that the Tories are fiddlers to EVERY question posed.
6. GE: Vote for us to keep Tory snouts of the trough so that we can get our snouts back in.
Used to work, but the Internat and blogs have spolied it for them
Oh, and declare a pandemic or outbreak of the black death.
The Penguin
And, sadly, they can get away with it for as long as the Tory front bench (Baldy Bill excepted) remains flaccid and soppy.
Get some adrenalin and testosterone, Dave!
Where are the daily attacks on Brown for selling the gold, the dishonesty of PFI, the denial of plans for cuts etc etc???
Malik is as corrupt as Vaz.
Vaz is now fat and slothful from his excessive piggery while Malik still has that hunger in his piggy eyes for fresh cash opportunities.
Vaz is also a brown-noser of the highest order – Dianne Abbott even takes the piss out of him.
He had a head start there, his nose was already brown.
The Penguin
Google has a handy tool; if you google ’shahid malik quotes’ it provides a list of his remarks which is useful if no one has ever heard of him until the scandals news broke
Thanks for the advice Muf … I can tell that you have American roots … one f in muff and no u in harbour. Is there a u in labor?
Thanks. One ‘effin muff is enough for anybody. No, I’m not in harbor right now and no part of me will ever be in Labour.
I did think it was illegal not to have a written tenancy agreement because of the Laws passed by this government?
I’m sure that the blame for this does not fall on Mr Malik, and should by rights fall on the landlord, but how could Mr Malik lay himself open to possible unscrupulous exploitation by putting himself in this kind of position?
In fact without a receipt or a document to prove the tenancy I’d say Mr Malik should pay the money back to HMG in “good faith”, and as a solitary lesson to all MP’s who claim without documentation because anyone in the street would be up before the HMR&C to explain possible money laundering
Quite right. Every bloody thing you do in New Labour Britain requires some sort of anti-money laundering check. The other day I tried to take my own money out of a former building society (which we all own now) and the bloke behind the counter not only needed my passport but would have gone and photocopied it if I hadn’t asked to see the manager and demanded to know exactly why that would be necessary.
Unfortunately, there’s no good faith involved here.
Difference between UK and Ireland.If I want to get a bankers draft for NZ dollars from my Barclays account in London I have to take my passport into my local branch and wait for up to two days to get the draft (it comes from the bowels of the earth somewhere in London) and is delivered to the branch by COURIER.If I want to get a bankers draft for NZ dollars from my AIB account in west Cork,I go into my local branch ask for draft give them my debit card and they write out the draft.
Simples…………..
OT but …
This is the largest financial smuggling case in history.
“Italy’s financial police (Guardia italiana di Finanza) has seized US bonds worth US 134.5 billion from two Japanese nationals at Chiasso (40 km from Milan) on the border between Italy and Switzerland.”
Small beer, only just about equivalent to our MPs subsidised ( by us ) bar bill for the year!
OT but
Maguire is on the BBC Daily Politics tomorrow
I wonder if Anita will be asking him questions about
http://order-order.com/2009/06/08/kevin-maguires-sick-maddy-cameron-jibe/
firstly the BBC should’nt even give him air time. but if they are then she should ask him about this and he should be made to apologise, whatever his answer may be. Will it happen doubt it
WHY was he brought back into the cabinet so soon? I know: it’s because Brown is a total, lying nutjob.
If the spineless Lab backbench losers aren’t regretting throwing Brown his lifeline, they bloody well should be.
Our Glorious Leader will leave No. 10 with his head held high and his feet held even higher.
You is all just vile jellus bullies.
..The casket will have Hazel one end and vaz at the other
Please … No racist stuff on here ! Let’s just get Ann Widdecombe to sit on Malik. Yep, he is as corrupt as Vaz … but Anne could sort them both at the same time!
As Speaker, Ann Widdecombe would keep these thieving scumbags in Order-Order ! Yeah !!!
Islam isn’t a race it’s a religion. I’m not sure what the latest NeuLabour thought-crimes are this week but is it illegal to criticise religion? Did they pass the law on no jokes about religion yet? Seriously, I don’t mean to sound disingenuous, I’ve honestly lost track of it all.
I’ve no idea where this government crusade will take us either
Ann Widdicombe? Where is Cyril Smith in our hour of need?
Apologies for dropping an e. I must be losing it
This is a good one :)
Bet ya he’s scammed enough to have those bugs bunny teeth fixed up by the next time we see him.
He must be guilty.
He has a gap between his teeth.
It is not “the rules” that count. It is the acceptability of your conduct to your electorate. Subsidiary to this is your acceptability to the current government and political party. If the electorate finds your conduct unacceptable, but your government and party endorse it then both you and your party will go down.
The electorate doesn’t want crisis management, cabinet adviser reviews, independent statutory bodies, “rule-book” justifications, spin, cover-up and lies etc. Its wants honest politicians, transparent and justifiable remuneration and above all, electoral accountability.
You are quite right. It is about acceptable conduct and I wouldn’t expect to see an MP driving at 30mph past a school at 8.45 in the morning with throngs of kids around, even if it was the legal maximum. Its inconsiderate and arrogant. He’s in the video talking about a thousand pound telly like it was a paperclip.
Not only driving past a school with throngs of kids around at 30mph, but claiming that the 30mph speed limit made them do it.
Good cause?
I want my fucking money back, you piece of shit!
Good causes = some front charity that will ship the money to Hamas to purchase rocket launchers
So good of him to spend most of his time in Dewsbury, when his original home is in London.
Unlike Jacqui Smith who spends most of her time in London when her original home is in Red Ditch……
Jacqui Who?
Everyone would love to own a thousand quid telly but what’s stopping us is there’s not much of the way in money left in t’ paypacket after tax and tax to pay for his.
Labour is the creature from my nightmares.
Except nightmares end when you wake up…
Labour are a waking 24/7 nightmare. Their evil obsesses me when I’m washing up, having a shower, hanging out the washing, taking the dogs for a walk, gardening…
The only time I wasn’t aware of this foul pestilential government is when I had a general for an operation last year — and even when I came round from it I had to get out of the hospital and go home to get away from the filthy c-difficile surgical ward.
People need to declare open season on McTwat’s judgement now. Every available opportunity ask him on camera ” How many fingers am I holding up? “, ” Are you feeling OK? ” with faux concern and suchlike. As my old Grandad used to say:
“A point and a mock get’s rid of the cock.”
lol,
“Who is the Prime Minister?”
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
broken already?
I’m outta air.
Try breathing through your nose.
It’s just practice.
The more muslim mps in parliament the more shit like this will happen.
well done Matt C!
you have won the coveted ‘SP@STIC OF THE WEEK AWARD’
you were up against a hell of a field but you managed to out-retard everyone.
good work cripple!
*Gold Star!
we will send your certificate and gold star by post: what ward are you on?
Problem is, he’s right.
Look at the postal voting scams – all parties involved, but all are from the sub-continent and most are followers of the child abuser.
Same as the vast majority of stabbings and shootings are black on black, but we’re not supposed to mention it in this PC paradise.
The Penguin
If you don’t like it Penguin then you will have to bugger off to a country that does not have any democracy at all.
How about Iraq or Afgahanistan?
It’s noteworthy that nobody here makes jokes about the Christianity, Jewishness or atheism of other MPs who are on the fiddle. (Mandelson, by contrast, being the spawn of Satan, is presumably an ancestor-worshipper). When they have one of their frequent corruption scandals in Japan, do you think they say “Bruddy Shintoists! They all bent as nine-thousand yen note!”
Ah yes, but the problem is the muslims ( no not only radical ones ) want to impose their will on all of us when Britain becomes as islamic state.
You mean Miss Aziz at my local Boots pharmacy is bent on world domination? And she seems so nice.
perhaps there is no need for the word ‘world’.
Form a disorderly queue.
al-Taqiyya.
facking kikes, loopy christians, blooody martians, stupid gays, dickhead lezzas, athiest jokers, buddy hollys, hari pissnas, Sikh Snakes, Hindu nutters etc etc.
Now it’s all fair and square gov
We will if the bastards start blowing us up.
You forgot about 7/7 ?
Mandelssohn’s Jewish Faith has been mocked here.
As has Blair’s Catholicism.
And Brown’s Presbyterian Moral Compass.
Not forgetting Charles E Hardwidge’s Faux Taoist Claptrap!
F*** Off, I’m a Catholic – and I find Blair’s conversion a perversion!
It’s purely for good press.
Bliar has misunderstood an issue – for God’s forgiveness in the confessional, you need contrition – so when looking at the war in Iraq – he should come clean about his role in leading Britain into an illegal war. He’s a trained Lawyer from Oxford, and what kind of lawyer doesn’t like to know all the facts about a case to be presented?
Just so we can be certain about my opinion – Bliar is not a real Catholic.
Blair must get on with the current Pope like a house on fire.
One is a Liar.
The other covered up the child molestation going on at the hands of the RC Clergy for years in his former role as head of the Inquisition, or whatever user-friendly title they give the Inquisition these days.
that’s because no other MP, of any party, said they had no choice but to fleece the public and try to cover it up because they’re Christian, Jewish or athiest.
He thinks by playing the muslim card everyone will back off for fear of being branded racist. It has always worked in the past.
Maybe because no non-Muslim MPs or Lords have used their religion – or lack of it – as an excuse/justification for their fiddling!
So Shintoists demand that the rest of humanity pays them the Jizya tribute in recognition of their superiority? Well I never!
I don’t like the sound of Dewsbury.
Where is it?
Any three star restaurants there?
Or do they bleed fucking lambs in the street and ban pigs and Christmas?
White people kidnap (their own) children in Dewsbury.
The Box Tree in Ilkley still has a star, I believe.
True at least the muslims in dewsbury aren’t white trash pedos who kidknap their own kids.
No, they are too busy grooming other people’s.
The Penguin
Why weren’t these discrepancies questioned at the “Independent” assessments? This stinks!
errr…because it’s a whitewash.
You mean they were too busy decorating the Star Chamber office on expenses to ask important questions?
Sumthin to do with rent boys is it???????????????
Castrate the lot of them!!!!!!!!!
Wont cure whats here now but stops them breeding!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burdizzo is numero uno!!!!!!!!
The guy’s a snouter, that’s why we don’t like him.
It’s not islamaphobia.
And in any event, there’s no such thing. A phobia is an irrational fear.
Nothing irrational about being disgusted by people who want to blow you up for allah.
I know Shahid Malik and he is an honourable man who loyally stands up for his constituents in the rough and tumble of Westminster. He deserves a treat now and then. Why are you all so eager to persecute Labour MPs?
What else are they use for?
If he wants a treat he can pay for it himself, like the rest of us do.
No interest in persecuting, lots of interest in prosecuting.
I agree, let’s stop persecuting the Nu Liebore MPs, and prosecute them instead. How come MPs get tax exemptions, and the Tax office doesn’t investigate?
Next Parliament’s first order of business should be to order the Tax office, and Scotland Yard to do precisely that – investigate, arrest, charge and sentence to prison as necessary. That includes the House of Lords.
Apply Burdizzos to them all
Could someone please pass me another Labour MP this ones split.
Good stuff. Well done.
OT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/5496912/EU-security-proposals-are-dangerously-authoritarian.html
it’s all slotting together nicely now
I put that up yesterday too. Thanks for the reminder-
Gordon McFucking Jockstrap: I’m going to give the country what it’s crying out for “I can’t believe it’s not Complete Openness and Full Transparency”!
Yep, it’s a European Minister who can’t be questioned in either House, a Business Tzar who nobody knows what his role and activity is, and can’t be questioned in either House.
But hey, we haven’t got Archbishop Mandelson, yet!
What? Have I been ripped off, again?
O/T – but I thought you’d like this Guido – Daily Show (with Jon Stewart), report on Dead Tree Press,
The News is old news – the New York Times made a loss of $74m.
Joke – What’s Black and White and Red all over?
NYT Balance sheet!
I bet THE SUN has never made a loss init
a self harming nun with a machete???
Best bit on the show – the personal defence against Islamic bombers – a pork chop necklace
An’ ald mucker of mine who played for B’burn Rovers once against Preston N.E. went to sup a celebratory, met Malik in a boozer on the “wrong side” of a few pints trying to suck up to his coterie(?) of White trash speaking with a broad local accent….Ah Up!! So his culturism is pragmactic to say the the least. What a twat he brings shame to his people…oops sorry Muslims don’t do shame just outrage,anger,homophobia,sexism, child mutilation and hippocritical offence. So move along now nothing to see here sonny!
McMental has got to go.
He has turned our country into a laughing stock.
The Mugabe of the West, deluded, arrogant, vain & drunk on power that no ballot box gave him – he has got to go.
And every snivelling wretch in that cabal of crooks he calls a cabinet too.
Labour OUT.
So what do a £350K & a £450K mortage cost per month in round figures?
Shahid Malik is an anagram of thieving Hoon in Swaglahealishistani.
He is 100% toilet scum (the gloopy brown stuff under the rim). Everything he has ever done has been for himself.
can i come back now :)
No.
Is that another pigs snout I see at the end of the statement?
So Malik cites ‘cultural reasons’ for the £300 wedge he’s been passing to his mate.
OK, fair do’s. He started it so delete this if you want Mr F but it’s got to be said:
He’s not wrong.
Speaking as someone who was a small builder, funny stuff with money is part of the culture. Especially the ones with multiple properties. So much so, I never wanted to work for them & nor do a lot of tradesmen. Nothing is ever simple. It’s either “If I pay cash you forget VAT?” or you get paid a company cheque for work on a domestic house signed by someone you’ve never heard of.
If you’re on the fiddle yourself I suppose trading on those terms is attractive but that leaves a dodgy set of books & serious problems if you don’t get paid or a cheque bounces. Lawyer would laugh his socks off if you suggested suing.
Ever heard of Taqiyya?
No. Is it better than Unibond?
As an addition to the above:
Does that make me racist?
Possibly. But FFS it’s my money.
I don’t buy cheap Chinese electrical fittings for my customers either.
There’s a Muslim couple down the road who bought an old listed cottage which was falling apart 3 years ago.
The 1st builder agreed a sum of £40k to do it up (which was ridiculously low price as so much needed doing). They started work on the extension, but then refused to pay the original agreed price, so work stopped and the place was open to the elements for another 6 months… second set of builders start work, the same thing happens — house with half a roof for the whole of winter 2007/8. Finally work’s started again a few months ago, but we know the builder’s been swindled again as it’s once again deserted.
Meanwhile the neighbours have had to put up with builders rubble and flapping plastic for nearly 3 years… and they’ve uprooted the hedge and obliterated any sign of greenery in the front garden. It’s just not on.
Doesn’t sound much like anyone I’ve had anything to do with. The preferred properties are low end terraced & small retail. Sure they’re not a couple of Guardian subscribers with suntans? Toynbee spends a lot of time in Tuscany &, having done work for BBC lefties in the past, I’ve found that’s another lot who want to pad out insurance claims, miss out the VAT & get their hands on moody invoices.
Somewhere else on the thread suspicion of expensive cars outside tatty little corner shops was mentioned. There’s a lovely little scam going on that’s worth illuminating.
Buy a derelict corner shop. Do just enough work to get it running & install a village family from the old country upstairs. You go into these places occasionally & there’s a few shelves with tins & packets on, a half empty refrigerated display & some cigarettes behind a till. Usually you’re served by the woman or one of the kids none of whom speak much english.
Watch one long enough & you start wondering how it pays its way. The odd customer goes in for a bottle of milk or a packet of fags. Maybe kids buy crisps or a can of drink. Often it does off sales but it’s worth checking the languages on those tins of lager. But if you’ve any experience of retailing the level of activity is way below what would be needed to pay a rent or let the shopkeeper eat.
The answer is that it doesn’t. The books say it’s a thriving corner shop. Loads of stuff is being bought at the wholesalers. Lots of cash is coming through the till. It’s a vehicle to launder money. The family are paid nothing although the books may say different. The man is working elsewhere & may even be paying rent. After 2 or 3 years the whole business can be sold as a going concern to an unsuspecting punter. Or maybe a not so unsuspecting punter. The accounts show it’s a thriving enterprise but within a year the new proprietors are bankrupt leaving unpaid bills with the suppliers, the shop’s derelict & round we go again.
You white men cause all the wars and most of the problems and yet here you racists are wittering on about cornershops.
You are mad.
Must be your defective white genes.
i have met malik and he is a very nasty man.
Congratulations to the multicultural British cricket team on demolishing the racist fascist thugs from South Africa.
And I was ready to do my duty if it looked like they were going to lose.
Youse tekkin the piss, marrer?
You must have wished them good luck, you bastard Jonah
Britain will ‘obviously’ join euro says Mandelson
Anyone else but him I would probably be laughing my boots off, but with the Dark Lord any dastardly deed & treasonous sedition is possible.
Can anyone actually recall a more unsavoury or unsuitable bunch of small time talentless opportunists gaining power in Great Britain?
Yep, Wilson and Callaghan governments!
Callaghan was useless but honest and well meaning. More than you can say for this lot.
The Penguin
No actually I cant they are a disgrace as are those charged with preventing such abuse of power. Moral cowards the lot of them.
Yeah, but Maggie kicked them out. Then she kicked them out of Argentina too for good measure.
I’m going to risk breaking Guido’s rules on O/T posting, ‘cos it is funny.
Labour finds new way to avoid coming 4th in election!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8093086.stm
You couldn’t make this up if you tried – most of the local councillors display high degrees of incompetence, but this really raises the bar!
Murdo Fraser, Scottish Conservative deputy leader, added: “Labour is in meltdown, complete disarray.
“The party is clearly still in shock from its appalling performance in the European and local government elections. There is no direction and no vision from a fatally undermined prime minister.
“This aimless lack of direction and complete inability to function properly is evidently filtering down to all levels in the Labour Party – how else can you explain delivering campaign literature for a non-existent candidate?”
THis is fabulous news.
I’m glad you enjoyed that. We get all sorts of fun like this on a regular basis – the local council’s an Alliance(?) of Tory/LibDum/Liebor/Independents, whose only common ground is a cumulative majority of 1 over the SNP (which they all hate more than each other). It’s a classic example of PR in action (or should that be inaction).
Dont speak to soon remember Scottish nu Liebour have their secret weapon in the form of Margaret Curran waiting in the wings.
This is actually quite an achievement for a Labour Council, They really are as thick as Fuck in some Quarters.
‘Shahid Malik to be punished if he abused public purse, warns Brown’
what? stand in the corner or write 100 times, “I must not be a lying MP”
Brown will no doubt at some point smack his botty
what the fuck is the public purse? is it like a clown’s pocket
Beckett lives on Goblin Stew
I think it’s what the Harried Harperson keeps between her legs.
Gordon Brown says…
“Why does everyone keep saying that? I am not gay! I have a cohabitant and offspring.
Lets settle this GAY rumour once and for all.
Would the girl that i kissed at the hop in McMintosh’s village hall in 1963 please contact the news of the world. You had red hair. We were both very drunk on Cider.
And the other girl I kissed at the cinema. The movie was Airport ‘75. I said “can I put my hand in your sweet hot popcorn?” and you head butted me. {PS I really did just want popcorn, I don’t know what you were thinking.}
I think Your name was Morag. Or possibly Megan, or maybe Barry.
We also arranged to go to ice skating rink but you suddenly, unexpectedly, had to move to Aberdeen the next day. Anyway please contact the Daily Mail and tell them about our fling.
Guaranteed to be made a cabinet minister then. Criteria for same being useless and/or disgraced.
More like a 100 lines: ‘I was stupid to stain the character of our dear leader-must be more covert in future’
It would be 100 lines of
“I must not behave like a Tory MP”
Glad to be of assistance to you.
+++ Sky Reporting New Investigation into Shahid Malik +++
Good. Glad to hear it.
Poor Bloody Taxpayer 6:28 who says Shalik is “playing the race card”, Islam is religion. A belief system willingly adhered to. It’s not a race. You can opt out of your religion. You cannot opt out of your race. Let us not allow NuLabour NuSpeak take over our brains, eh?
Hmm, last I heard, if you denounce Islam as a Muslim, you’re dead!
Some convert to Christianity – and are under constant abuse. But of course we have to be tolerant of the Muslims… don’t you just love Hypocricy!
Week off from the usual demands for Shariah law in the local newspaper…
You are both right. Shady is playing the race card, because in Newspeak criticism of religious or cultural habits of any minority group is dismissed as racism, although in the real world it clearly isn’t racist at all.
But you can’t opt out of being Muslim, specially a thieving Muslim.
What is the punishment for theft at Dewsbury’s Sharia Court?
ANTE MANU STUPRARE.
POST SINISTRA STUPRARE!
Very little I think but, please don’t quote me I may be wrong
I see… This is an entirely different, untouched can of worms. The Telegraph could have another month’s worth of stuff if they got another CD.
Up to now, Malik was doing two fairly common tricks – A rather small an unrealistic “first home” and silly expenses on the second home.
But here we go…. about £50 a week without receipts for a spare office … and its debatable as to whether its really an office.
OFFICE EXPENSES – another month of fun – if the CD gets leaked.
I know you’re on the right track here. Office expenses, start digging because I wouldn’t be surprised from what I’ve pondered. Please DT, if you have the details it would be easy for joe public to walk down to local constituency office to ‘Spot the Item’ )Such as 200′ shelving, etc)
I’m sure that staffing would be two months of fun.
I’m not brave enough to say who my MP is on here but I read her expenses and staff salaries and reflected upon a visit there and I must say I was sceptical to say the least.
Someone downloaded the whole hard drive, there aren’t just two disks.
Apparently it took some time to download all of it, and speaks volumes for the security within the HoC
Probably under the cover of doing a back-up… “one for back-up, one for Telegraph…” I’m sure it was dead easy from what I’ve seen of Speaker Martin’s dim outfit.
If we ever find out who they were, they deserve a thousand medals, freedom of every town in the UK and the title Techie Supreme.
The UK is safe with me and my policy of self-interest, self-agrandisment, and utterly stupid, wasteful, bankrupting bloody pork-barrel politics.
Oh – and S M E A R I N G.
Simple – innit?
Sir Philip Mawer’s report appears deeply flawed. Is there an option for judicial review by the High Court. Any of m’learned friends care to comment?
It’s a masterpiece of whitewash, the culmination of many years assiduously avoiding actually finding fault with one’s political masters who pay one’s salary and assure one’s knighthood and pension and seats on quangos.
John Lyon is merely following in his footsteps.
The Penguin
Off topic perhaps but I would glady tie the noose round the necks of those evil bastards who were convicted of murder on the young lad at the old Bailley today. Yet another slaughter of an innocent. The Law is NOT protecting our citizens.
I could probaly post similar messages on a daily baisis such is the utter ineffectiveness of the Courts in preventing daily killings.
What we need is a death penalty, carried out in a Public Place.
It wouldnt happen that often I can assure you.
Agree completely. Occasionally we might get the wrong bloke, but that’s a small price to pay for stopping what happens now – murderers are let out early and then kill again. There’s only one political party that I know of which wants to bring back the death penalty. Yet another reason for voter disillusion with the cosy cartel operated by the ‘big three’ parties.
In short there are are hundreds of innocents being killed NOW as nopposed the risk of the odd misscarrage if its reintroduced. so spare me the false morality of the abolitionists whos dogma leads to increased killings.
Anyone notice that they were all black?
The Penguin
You stupid honky Penguin.
There is something wrong with your genes.
Perhaps the world would be a better place without the white devil causing war and destruction all the time.
Come on now. You’ve all got this completely wrong.
It’s NOT because he’s a labour politician
It’s NOT because he’s a muslim
It’s NOT because he’s a member of the self-appointed cabinet
It’s NOT because he’s one of the living dead………
IT’S BECAUSE HE’S A LAWYER!
Honestly, how could you all be so stupid………
Because he’s a lawyer, only makes it worse. Lawyers are supposed to maintain an unimpeachable code of behaviour.
Isn’t there a legal organisation for impeaching lawyers, and disbarring them? Why aren’t lawyers like Bliar and Malik not disbarred? Even if it is argued as ‘tokenism’.
Er, I think you may be taking that comment a little too literally……
Someone else has just resigned, apparently. Fell out with McBride. Lord Carter of Barnes, or summat.
i think shahid malik is a pretty cool guy. eh steals money from the kafir infidel dogs and doesnt afraid of anything.
And the Islamic punishment for theft is????
SINISTRA STUPRARE!
There’s no punishment for stealing from kaffirs. The koran encourages it.
Yes Shahid is only collecting his Jizzya,he’s entitled. Allahu Akbar!
i think sharia law is a pretty cool guy. eh cuts peoples’ hands off and doesnt afraid of anything.
Note to Peter Hain : No I do not want facists to represent me in Europe but by the same Token I dont want thieving lying scum representing me either. Call an election !
And describing Labour as thieving lying sum is being polite to them.
This is an insult to use lying thievind scum to be associated with the Labour party. Withdraw this lible immediately!
They are droning on and on and on on QT. Losing will to live…
But we are all still watching! Bit like the government really. Nice to see the spend vs cuts argument blown apart though.
Yeah it’s bloody obvious they will all be cutting.
Andrew Lansley’s only mistake was letting the cat out of the bag.
Course none of them will admit Taxes are going to go up too.
But they will.
An unclimable mountain of debt means cuts will not be enough.
Don’t expect to see any of the Parties admit that before the Election though.
You can borrow your way out of debt.
So Carol Verderman assures me in those wonderful “Get rid of Debt Now!” adverts. She wouldn’t lie to me would she ?
And she must know her way around a balance sheet.
Or is Countdown just a game show ?
Ignore Voderperson. (She got a 3rd every year at Cambridge).
There are no cash prizes on Countdown.
Borrow to invest your way out of the recession.
(We take credit cards).
It is like most things with Labour look close enough beneath the veneer is spin and lies. I welcome the cuts debate it just show the government and brown for what they are complete liars. They treat the public with contempt and believe we are all stupid. Again spin and lies and wrapped around that ghastly phrase Social Justice Labour would not know social justice if it bit them in the ass.
Looking for a book: ‘The Tractor Of The Ukraine’ by Monika Levitsky (sp)? Can’t find it by searching on Amazon. What part have I messed up?
A history of tractors in ukranian…………..Try that :-)
Two years after my mother died, my ferner fell in love with a glamorous blonde Ukrainian divorcée.
Let us know how it ends, won’t you!
Nice comment from Jeff Randall
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/jeffrandall/5508044/Voters-are-giving-up-on-Labour-because-it-gave-up-on-them.html
Yeah, had a look at it a few hours ago. He’s on top form there. Glad you picked it out.
And he’s right, Brown is now officially BONKERS!
Who the fuck are these hoons on Question Time?!
Typical Birmingham unionist scumbags!
Is it coming from South Africa?
your probably referring to the communist scumbag responsible for the anti-julie kirkbride campaign.
he was the scumbag heckling and talking shite throughout.
I thought it was him! – his name is Mark Anthony France, member of Respect National Council, party secretary of Bromsgrove Respect, stood as ‘independent’ in local elections, nominated by many other officers of the ‘Julie must go’ petition, features in a lot of Socialist Unity get togethers, used to be in Scargill’s SLP. Claims to have resigned Respect membership (once rumbled) to ensure the petition was not seen as being partisan.
Now claiming to be a Green? Worth more digging…
Another watermelon. Green on the outside but red on the inside.
Why doesn’t someone point out at the time Vauxhall and LDV were in crisis Mandelbum was far too busy trying to save Gordon Brown’s arse from the plotters ?
And the involvement of his favourite Oligarch…
The Penguin
Peter Hain in meltdown on Question Time. Real car crash TV.
a deluded Cabinet member ? or one who under pressure from the audience was starting to question the Mantra he digested earlier this evening ?
Meanwhile….http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192245/George-Osborne-flipped-second-home-switching-450-000-mortgage.html
Real increases vs 10% cuts. Gordon said so!
I saw this somewhere and sums it up nicely.
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ‘What are all those
clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.’
‘Oh’, said the man. ‘Whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s’, replied St. Peter. ‘The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’
‘Incredible’, said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told
only two lies in his entire life.’
Where’s Gordon Brown’s clock?’ asked the man.
St Peter replied, ‘Its not here at the moment; Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.
Really illustrated how they’ve lost core support. Loved the bit about Labour ‘won’t be forgotten’ at the GE.
Shahid malik tells a joke…
Guido – here it is again, posted by yet another benefactor.
PLEASE, Guido, put this video up on one of your own posts.
Back to Shahid Malik. No mention on QT. Almost minimal coverage on Sky. What’s needed for Broon to act? A B&P rally in Dewsbury?? God save us all.
Shahid Malik was only introduced to the civil servants at DCLG by the new Secretary of State today; looks like staff might all have to gather in the atrium to be introduced to his successor in the not too distant future. Oh well, tough life … would those wishing to be the next minister please make a queue here please …
I notice in the seen elsewhere section that Labour are giving away tickets for a Gordon McDoom Gala.
Preseuming the place does not burn to the ground beforehand (Curse of Jonah) I think everyone on here should apply for these tickets and get as many as you can………..
and then not turn up!
(Maybe someone has mentioned this previously for which I hat tip and apologise)
Thats a good idea but the police will probably round up and kettle some poor tourists in there instead
i would have a dirty protest in the shitter
“We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble! ”
FREAKS – Tod Browning. 1932.
Looks like he’s trying to outdo Lord Mandelson
fucking hell Gordon, I thought you were getting on with the job
apart from you re-appointing a bent mp not a lot appears to be going on
I would quite like to go, how does one get a ticket? Might even contribute a fiver if it includes chuckable bread roll.
“Beyond the Boys Club” Perhaps Caroline Flint should read this book?
Boys Club? Might explain Brown’s attitude…
i’m a taxi driver who was summonsed to a meeting by hmc, to discuss what they described as anomalies between my declared income and what they thought was the actual. Six meetings later we come to an agreement. I paid them £200 more. Cost effective i dunno how would all these troughers fair after a one of these re-alignments ?
I’m forever blowing bubbles
pretty little bubbles in the air
They fly so high
I make them die
just like West ham (where I just held my press conference) they fade and die
Taken over by moneymen
sold off to the banks
I dont blowwww any more bubbles
Only bubbles of despair……
CHORUS (Corus?)
fill the rest in……..
I see Dinnerjackets holding an election IN IRAN!!!!
Gordon wake upppp!
No way, no no no no no NO
T’would be a catastrophic time for an election in the global financial crisis. (Brown June 2009)
Agreed, everyone gets an election but the British Electorate, unfortunately for us, it’s not in His interest.
Think I feel an Alf Garnet moment coming on:
“That’s what you get by voting Labour, sonny. I mean, your Darling ‘arold, and your Darling Tony, and your Darling Gordon: Traitors the lot of um. Commies, that’s what they are. Sold this country out, ruined it, they did. Now we got faggots and darkies in the bloody government. Multiculturalism, my arse. They flood this country with bloody Mudslimes. You might as well open the castle gate and invite the enemy to make themselves at home. Every other person’s a bleeding foreigner. Your Pakis and your bloody Somalis. Wouldn’t be so bad if they wus white. But no, scumbags and low-life criminals the lot of um. Gets so you’re a stranger in your own country. And another thing…”
What happened? Where am I? That does it, I’m changing my pharmacist. These blackouts are getting a lot more frequent.
Par for the course gordhoon, unbelievable.
Just a thought, if we had sharia for muslims ….how many hands would Malik have left
Sharia is for those subject to the law, not those who administer it.
But aim to make all of us subject to it. Yes or no. Answer the question!
Hazel Blears has been confessing on the wireless that she regrets what she said about Brown and resigning on the eve of the election. What pressure have they put upon her to say that? What are they threatening to disclose to the public about her? Why else would she recant after such a short time out of office?
Have they some information about her sex life?
Has she claimed more in expenses than we have been told.
We have a right to know.
There must be transparency.
Who will tell us?
Todays Telegraph leads on Malik and his evasion [sorry,lies]
A new question:
“How many MP’s are claiming office expenses on part of their main residence?”
I bet Malik isn’t even the tip of the iceberg. Just a penguin on the tip of the iceberg.
Oi!
The Penguin
* Other artic fauna as appropriate *
So Malik’s Muslim landlord has an aversion to HMRC and likes folding money
Unlikely they will touch him.
So when do the cross hairs appear?
No one will dare challenge him, he is beyon reproach.
Every now and then you can tell, just by looking at someone, just what type they are can’t you? Whether he stays or not will be a great indicator of the level of contempt that GB and his mob have for the rest of us. JD.
According to Sir Philip Mawer’s report this creep’s excuse for paying the alleged increase in rent in unreceipted cash was that he did not alter his monthly direct debit .
Thing is if you pay by direct debit you do not need to alter it. The payee just applies for the higher figure. No need for a new mandate. No need to pay anything in unreceipted cash.
An MP out of touch with the real world? Just why we need more women in Parliament!
That Vaz is so oily, who else could compete?
It’s really surprising he stays on his feet.
So therefore, your oiliness, pray tell me this,
When you run out of diesel, d’you fill up with piss?
Brilliant! Take a bow!
I reckon more amd more ” dotties” should be written and stuck to lamposts and walls , like they used to do in the days of Dickens.
It allows ordinary folk to make a point and it embarrasses ( or should!) those at whom it pokes fun!
He’s onto a nice little earner, Terry.
Ditties!
There was once a fellow named Brown
Whose face was a permanent frown.
His best friend called Peter
Said life will be sweeter
When your pants and your trousers are down.
There once was a thief called Shahid
Who said Islam was his creed
He lied and he stole
Like a true arsehole
But through his lies we had already seed
(ouch)
There once was a liar called Malik
Who thought he was a smart Alec
But his expenses were blown
About more than one home
And a second office.
Yes, I know it doesn’t scan. Can anuone help me out?
There once was a man called Malik
Whose claims made voters feel quite sick
Mawer was ready to ban him,
“But I am a Muslim!”
And he got let off pretty damn quick.
I will probably get moderated for this..but,hey-ho..it’s got to be said…
I firmly believe that Malik is the racist.
Nobody talked about his ‘misdemeanors’ in a racist context until he insisted upon saying that ‘paying by cash’ was a Muslim tradition.
If I said ,in his circumstances,and in his ancestral Country, that paying in cash without receipts was ‘Christian tradition’,I would be branded a racist,and subjected to the full force of Sharia Law..
So..what goes round,comes around,and I say that his form of racism is as malignent as it can get.
He should be told to his face that he’s a crook,regardless of his creed or colour, and that he’s out..Now!