So Does this Make Yvette, Eva Braun?
Brown’s bunker debacle reads well in German, this was sent in by a co-conspirator from yesterday’s Der Spiegel. The many “Downfall” videos circulating emphasise the strength of the bunker metaphor (latest euro “Downfall” here). Mandelson is obviously the Goebbels character, a propagandist true believer until the bitter end, Yvette is Eva Braun, the only woman in the bunker the misogynist-in-chief doesn’t detest. Damian McBride would obviously be his dog “Blondi”. Can co-conspirators cast the other bunker players?
Mandelson = Martin Bormann surely?
And to support the case, this from wikipedia:
Bormann took charge of all Hitler’s paperwork, appointments, and personal finances. Hitler came to have complete trust in Bormann and the view of reality he presented. During a meeting, Hitler was said to have screamed, “To win this war, I need Bormann!”. Many historians have suggested Bormann held so much power that, in some respects, he became Germany’s “secret leader” during the war.
Perhaps a Saddam analogy would be better: Mandelson on Sunday AM can be like Comical Ali just before the loss of the Ba’ath Party’s grip on Iraq.
If Brown’s in a bunker the whole party has decided to join him, although they hardly followed him gladly. They’d rather stick with what they have then face the world outside: http://joshuachambers.wordpress.com/2009/06/09/so-theyve-made-their-choice-or-on-leadership/
Das geDammen und das geBlasten
Wot eine geSchPlotcherei
Herr Hartley (Comment 2) hat recht – Der Fuhrer ist so gut ein Mensch
Repeat ad nauseam
Ja, ja bestimmt
You sad, uneducated state school plebians.
Can’t you see you’ve invoked Godwins Law?
Does it really need an upper class privately educated toff like me to explain such simple things to you? Apparently it does.
Personally I think Gordon is too busy having phone sex
Find out why they follwed him with my exclusive hidden camera footage of the PLP meeting.
Also contains final proof of Guido’s claim that Brown is bonkers.
Peter Jukes. Fuck Godwin’s Law. A ‘law’ invented to suppress opposition of the left by the right by using the hate figure of the right. Mayhap we should perservere with the equating Brown and his evil regime with cuddly Joe Stalin’s bunch of murderous, propaganda-ising thugs.
How soon I wonder before it is as unthinkable to wear a Che Guevara T-Shirt or a cheery Joe Stalin T-Shirt complete with soviet iconography as it would be to goose-step down the street in full N*zi regalia?
After all Joe and Mao score waaaaay ahead of old Adolph in the mass extermination stakes.
jgm2
Thou art hoisted by thine own petard.
Ten points to moi.
Bormann really does remind me of balls same piggy eyes.
Ed Balls = Julius Streicher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Streicher
Surely John Prescott = Julius Streicher?
No. Prescott is surely Hermann Goering?
When will the Americans arrive in force and find Brown, haggard, dirty and unshaven, hiding in a hole dug beneath a shed. Will they film him having his mouth checked for poison capsules, to be broadcast around the world?
Haven’t you got some Joo’s to insult & denigrate?
That’ll be the IMF then.
Poison capsules? Surely he wouldn’t be able to fit Damien McBride and Peter Lord Mandlebum of Fuckboys in his mouth at the same time?
Mandelson = Himmler. He lives in a different palace and would never be seen dead in the bunker.
Agreed he has more in common with the chicken strangler. Though he probably gets Brazilian “students” to choke his chicken.
Anyone remember that Gregory Peck “The Boys from Brazil” film?
Imagine, hundreds of McSnot clones generated by Mandy and his boyfriend in the jungle.
“It started in Brazil”.
Infidel.
Nick Brown seems more suited as Himmler – I like Mandelson as Goebbels. Actually if Ernst Roehm had made it through to 1945 he would have been even more like Nick Brown.
Is there a common link with Mandelson, Nick Brown and Ernst Roehm ?
That’s a bum question.
168 …not to say fellacious
If we covered him with petrol and set him alight would he become the Prince of Light ?
Now that’s just wishful thinking.
Mandelson = the sliver of snot that is hanging from Hitler’s moustache and which no-one has the cojones to mention.
Brown promises to change the Political system by having more elected bodies in the House of Lords. I thought we already had enough politicians who do all the wrong things to appease the Red Tops. No more please
S’ppose from his point of view, it takes attention away from the argument for having more elected members in the govt? Mandelson, Kinnock, Adonis – how many more unelected have we got now?
http://www.politics.co.uk/opinion-formers/press-releases/legal-and-constitutional/unlock-democracy-gordon-brown-s-proposed-electoral-system-could-have-cost-labour-all-their-meps-last-thursday-$1302762$365709.htm
The Citizens’ Convention Bill received its first reading in the House of Commons on Monday (8 June). Supported by a cross party group of MPs (Martin Caton, David Drew, Jim Dowd, Norman Lamb, Julia Goldsworthy, Norman Baker, Douglas Carswell), the bill would establish a citizens’ convention of randomly chosen members of the public to look at ways to make the UK political system more accountable. Among other things, it will bring forward proposals to:………..
Randomly chosen members of public – like who?
Labour party members?
I’m sure something like this can be subverted with ease.
One thing’s for sure – while NuLab are in office and Mandy is a Lord, there will be no Lords reform. Mandy isn’t just a Lord, he is THE LORD (of darkness).
So if Mandleson is the Lord of Darkness, does that make Prescott the Lard of Dorkness?
Ironic isn’t it that Brown’s proposing an elected House of Lords as he shuffles in Sugar, Kinnock, Mandelson, Myners & finds room in his cabinet for the likes of Adonis.
I did wonder that… but there again – the proposal has the advantage that the House of Lords wont nail the HoC for any anti-democratic legislation. Call both Houses for Election – Labour/Labour elected- compared to currently – Labour/Mostly Independents!
The HoL is a thorn in Labour’s side, always has been, hence the need to subvert it. (Ignoring it’s always been a thorn in Conservatives side as well!). Subverting the Lords started with the removal of all but 50 Inherited Peers. These men and women took their job seriously and were mostly independent. They were replaced with Labour donators – who then went on to criticise poorly thought out Labour legislation!
I like the HoL’s the way it is now! If anything should be done – get rid of the political peers!
In Mandy’s department, spanking new name – BIS – including Mandy there are five Lords and a Baroness out of a total of 11 fucking-it-up ministers. As of 11am on Wednesday June 12 no ‘portfolios’ ie responsibilities have been allocated. This is before Sugarpuff is added to the list!
Superb move. We will be able to vote the troughing socialists out.
How’s Gordon going to buy off sitting MPs so he can parachute in his mates ?
Surely half his cabinet would be at risk?
What if we fielded Guido candidates and they all got into the Lords ? That would be an interesting constitutional crisis. I can see the headline
‘Lords tell Broon/Cameron/Clegg /whoever/ to fuck off and think again’
Mandelson = Speer, surely?
Johnson = Hess
suralan = Goering (snappy dresser)
Charles Kennedy has a good Hitler style haircut.
Dennis Skinner – A poor sod in the snow at Stalingrad wondering where it all went wrong.
Blair = Rudolf Hess (baled out before it all went wrong; put up at taxpayers’ expense in Europe for the rest of his life)
Harman = Goebbels (can be relied on for ra ra speeches to the media at all times)
Prescott = Goering (fat, ugly, on the take)
Balls = Himmler (immoral fanatical acolyte)
Darling = Speer (brought in to salvage the economy, but ultimately fails)
McBride, Draper = Julius Streicher (crude propagandist)
Harman Pride, Charles Hardwidge, Master Baiter = Blondi & her puppies (dumb beasts, fanatically loyal, expendable)
Nicely put!
The Penguin
Sean Woodward = Lord HawHaw
Oh yes, absolutely correct.
Hess, Goebbels, Goering, Himmler, Speer, Striecher.
Famous for being scum who were intent on “solving the Jewish problem”
Yvette Cooper-Hitler-Balls would make a nice Magda Goebbells or Irma Gress. The choice for her husband is quite frankly too long to list.
No, no, no Yvette Cooper-Hitler-Balls is a shoe in for Ilse Koch and her husband would clearly be Edward von Tiny-Koch
Purnell = Hess
Purnell must be Von Stauffenberg. Both failed in their assassination attempts of their bosses.
Dear I think you’ll find he was highly respected for the G20 meeting etc and is the best man to get on with the job etc…
repeat ad nauseum
Have a look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AdZAmvItFU
Shaun Woodward, yet another Labour droid surfaces like a fucking terminator.
Shaun Woodward…prattling on about St Helens …a ‘Labour’ MP who has a fucking butler.
Shaun Woodward was parachuted in to St. Helens. Labour HQ over rode the candidate selected by the local party and forced Shaun upon them causing a split. The locally selected man stood as an independent but was pushed aside by the party machine.
Democracy for the people? Yeah, Right.
Yep, sounds vaguely familiar… was there a postal vote – or is that a new angle on an old policy?
Adam Boulton is the only man I trust on TV as far as politics goes. He’s fantastic – to the point and intelligent.
Yep, he’ll be first in the chipper.
Yes, the President of Brazil said so when Browns (yes the Browns) went to Brazil! Didn’t he?
Not strictly in the bunker, but Caroline Flint as Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg – the one who was ‘removed’ due to plotting against the leader.
Von Stauffenberg didn’t have fat legs nor wore fluorescent scarlet lipstick, to the best of my knowledge.
Or did he?
No that was Goering. He usually wore full make-up.
Only when doing photoshoots (I got my job through brains & inlelligence) on chaise longues I think.
Fuenfste ?
Scheisse !!
Surely you mean :
Schiesse
as in
Fuchs, du hast mein Fuss geSchossen
damian mcbride as blondi –
it made laugh out loud.
Poor Blondi – that’s an unfair comparison. I understand Blondi was handsome/pretty, faithful, hardworking & very intelligent.
Or Alan Johnson as Himmler – both in charge of policing and ensuring the public’s “cooperation”.
No, no, no. Johnson as Speer, as we shall see. That is to say happy to go along with, and benefit from, everything the leader and the party do but when it all goes to rat-shit, much mea culpa-ing.
Oh, and Woodward as the fawning incompetent, Keitel.
Surely Alan Johnson should be Oberbefehlshaber der Kriegsmarine Karl Dönitz?
“Get me a Nokia” was a nice finishing touch :-)
I only hope and pray that Peter Hain is Hermann Fegelein for no reason other than he gets shot.
Peter Hain = Pain there.
I second that
Large calibre dum-dum I hope
One for the head and one three feet down to get his brain
No point putting two in his chest as he doesn’t have a heart.
James Purnell as the Nazi dude who unsuccessfully tried to blow up the Fuhrer I reckon.
Lord no, he’s not fit to lick the boots of von Stauffenberg. Purnell has got to be Robert Ley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ley).
Chris Bryant is the bunker cabin boy doing all the fagging for the senior nazi’s, sorry a mean Labour Government members holed up in the bunker.
I hope he’s changed his underpants.
The Penguin
How about Purnell as Rudolph Hess? Fled on his own when he saw the end was coming.
Goering would have to be played by Prescott.
Brilliant, albeit Goering was a good humoured chap who had actually fought in a war, Prescott was a jumped-up waiter
Still is a jumped up waiter. Will somebody please give him a tip and tell him to go away.
Is it true that when Speaker Martin shouts, “Order, order!” Prescott runs to him with a towel draped over his arm.
no!
Tip him in the water and watch FLOAT away
Merchant Navy piss pot handler is the job description i think.
Proper title is Steward, and if he worked behind the bar he’d be a Proper Bar Steward.
I never said title i said job description!
(Ex merchant marine engineer.)
More relaunches than Werner Von Braun
Is Nick Griffin the dog from Dam Busters?
ROFL
No – Nick Griffen is Arthur pulling “excalibur” out of the stone.
Or is he Dowding?
-try and think for yourself, rather than the media line, that’s what this blog is aboot.
Or are you a twat?
No, he was oiling the generators at one of the dams.
Very Good.
Hee hee, given the age of the film I ’spose some ‘losses’ in the soundtrack are inevitable…
No, your the Darkie
Balls must be gorbals!
No, I see Balls as more of an Oskar Dirlewanger.
Psychopathic, murderous, unstable
Look him up on Wikipedia, led the Dirlewanger Brigade of the Waffen SS, made up of crooks, and general psychos. (bit like the Labour party really!!)
Are we absolutely sure that Blondi has been put to sleep?
Yep, Der Fuehrer made sure Blondi was shot before he topped himself. He didn’t want his dog falling in to enemy hands did he?
we already have an Eva Brons. little fatface nicky’s euro paramour.
I hear they work up quite a sweat doing downfall bunker re-enactments.
nicky is the “catcher” while Brons is the “pitcher”
they have even added eggs to their roleplaying.
that’s when they aren’t inspecting their youth movement. very, very closely.
O/T
Malik is under fire again, he’s been claiming for what the Telegraph calls a “mysterious second office”. It’s so mysterious he won’t say where it is. Could he have a hidden love nest?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/cabinet-expenses/5489522/Shahid-Malik-and-the-mysterious-second-office.html
Oh bugger, not another reshuffle
Oh yes
Rolling Car Crash
and Rolling Reshuffle
New Labour have reinvented Government
Perhaps that is their thundering good new idea for Constituional Reform ?
Sounds like one of Guido’s Rave Parties to me…
Maybe he’s afraid that Labour will be totally destroyed without modification to the voting process, PR etc.! For 12 years NuLab worked incessantly to lay the foundations of a Fascist police state (surveillance state). Suddenly he was jolted by The Telegraph!
Also watch out for how he rewards his loyal supporters!
If I wasn’t so busy cleaning my suit I’d suggest that people are only picking on him because he’s Muslim and black.
Well,
Mandy = General Fuchs Kuhnt der Mann
Love nest? In the style of Richard Timmey perhaps?
Vibrating chair and gigantic plasma TV?
£200 buys the best part of 10,000 sheets of Kleenex Tissues For Men.
Yesterday, I meant to post a comment predicting that the glorious reshuffle would go tits up within 24 hours – and I though, “nah not worth wasting the time typing, even they can’t be that incompetent…”
Silly me.
That’s the new era of Transparency that Jonah promised.
The Penguin
I can’t understand why the Daily Telegraph is writing about that nice Mr. Malik. Just from reading about him, watching him and listening to him it’s obvious that he’s as honest as the day is long.
Brilliant timing from the Telegraph. I bet they’ve got loads more stuff that they can release.
ROFL
Ich weiß nicht, Honig, aber Edward nimmt es den Arsch so gut wie die nächste Mann.
Fuck right off , Prawn , honey .
That woz gonna be my line x .
Liebe Sie E x .
Na night Guido people xx .
E x .
D-O Y-O-U S-P-E-A-K-A D-A E-N-G-L-I-S-H?
Eine bier bitte
Drei biere fur jederman
Jetzt
Mit dieser Governement General, jedermann braucht es
[Gi' us all 3 beers -this wRetched Alien Government has driven us all to Drink]
Aber nie so gut wie der Mandy!! Gordo hat erzalt dass Mandy der Bester ist….
Vellicht hat Mandy Ihn, der Gorbo, erzalt dass er muss dass sagen?!?. Nichts ist klar……ausser dass Gorbo McDoom ist ein Arseloch, nicht wahr?
‘ausser dass Gorbo Mcdoom ein arseloch ist’, ’sorry’ schlech deutsch noch mal.
Niet verstaan. FFS ons taal is Engels. Scheizen hausen.
Sollen wir so ein mist glauben ? Scheiss drauf er ist nur ein depp. Wo ist meine schnapps flasche.
Kein mist, lieber Hundhoden! Sehen Sie nicht dass es in gross und ganzen bloede schabernack ist?
Ich weiss’ genau wass hinter geschlossene Tuere zwischen Mandy u Gordo passierte, und mist ist es bestimmt nicht.
Bis Morgen!
Qvite so – couldn’t sagen es besser
The PLP did remind me of Stalin “shooting the first person to stop clapping” . . . disgusting, orchestrated nonsense.
Have you not seen the Daily Mash yet?
http://tinyurl.com/pr5973
“crotchzilla” LOL
how nazis started “gordon brown says it was always labours intention to leave the country with 1.4 trillion debt and 2 far right MEPs”
love it
The Germans think we may find it tastless, on the contrary its fucking hilarious. I wish I spoke german.
So much for Mandy’s Euro job prospects. ROFLMAO
Watson = Krebs -who make the last telephone call out of the bunker…
mandelson must be albert speer , he will survive nuremburg trials mk2
cameron could be oskar shcindler
ed balls , dr mengele
stephen byers , rommel
charles harwidge (now 14g lighter after hamster removal) lord haw haw
excellent cw…
“Cameron might be oskar shcindler”
- FUCK OFF!
it is patently bleedin obvious that Tone ll (Cameroooooooon) is
VIDKIN bleedin QUISLING
ps. Vidkin Quisling for those of you who rely on Hollywood for your history, was the WWll Norwegian TRAITOR prime minister!
I’m guessing the story of Norway’s contribution to the War is not very widely known, am I right?
you are shaid malik and you have just read the telegraph article and i claim my £5 .
CW is not learned on norway question , vichey france , mussolini fine
what happend to vidkin then (having a holywood understanding of how the maericans captured the enigma machine)
Why are new liebore supporters such patronising Hoons. We know exactly who Quisling was and your parralel with Cameron doesn’t even make sense.
Vidkin? surely it was Vidkun?
For those who know he was tried and shot after the war. He also braced his feet in such a way that after the firing squad had discharged their weapons he remained standing for some time after his death.
Stephen Lyers as Rommel?
Hardly. Rommel was respected by the Allies as a brilliant leader and honourable opponent.
Rommel would have to be Frank – very competent politician sacrificed at the altar of a thug’s ego.Gordon doesn’t like smart arses around him makes him look ordinary which he is.
Jesus – if Brown’s ordinary then we’re all fucked.
“Mandelson musty be Albert Speer, he will survive Nuremberg trials mk2″.
Yup, and spend the rest of his life as a rent-a-quote talking head in umpteen political documentaries about the worst government/prime minister ever, sleaze, and such a level of incompetence that, for survival, it was necessary to resort to the non-democratic (anti-democratic?) appointment of en-nobled cronies.
Millibotox senior (turn coat) = Himmler
Millibotox junior (loyal) = doctor who gave Hitler the pills and the pistol
Bananas Millipede is such a fucking wuss he’s now sucking Postman Prat’s cock as well as Jonah’s.
The Penguin
Yep Mili*Bananachild has a leading supporting role after this truely delusional uberhype.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8090000/8090719.stm
(Mel P whips him into mash:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/3684006/if-this-is-a-leadership-contender-im-a-banana.thtml)
Straw has the Himmler look about him. Could Graham Allen of someone of his ilk be the Unfortunate outsider to pick up the pieces and do the Admiral Doenitz duty of rescuing any last dignity?
No….
The Smiling Useless Idiot Postie is Doenittz
The Penguin
In 1981 General Jaruzelski imposed martial law in Poland. Opposition figures argue that the action was taken by the regime to retain power and strangle opposition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RayToE35mDM
You don’t need a translation of what the General is saying, you already know, you have been hearing it for the last month from the Government and their compliant media channels.
careful labour are desperate for ideas
must have been to NASA for those glasses
I had a pair of those but one of the wipers fell off
Jaruzelski makes me think of Watson..
Can’t see even on a good day..
In Watson’s case because he is so obscenely fat..
I thought the Soviets ordered him to do it. And what ‘opposition figures’? It was a one party state. You can’t mean Solidarity ffs.
But the analogy, I like.
He went into acting in the music video industry!
Isn’t the skinny scientist guy with the glasses in that video is Nick Robinson?
I meant to say isn’t the skinny scientist guy with the glasses Nick Robinson?
Great
Now. who does THIS remind us of?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/319BJXJR6KL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Abgeschmettert sounds like just the sort of thing that ought to happen to Gordon, a real Wahldesaster if ever there was one.
Boy Alexander and Liam Byrne = two of Goebbel’s poisoned children…
Field Marshal (Harvey) Keitel is, naturally, John Reid: a pisspoor NuLabour footsoldier no longer in the political loop.
Bormann is Nick Brown.
They’re raping our democracy!
Does that mean John Smith was Ernst Rohm?
Yep, and that would make Tony Blair – Reinhard Heydrich! Though without Heydrich’s considerable musical talent. If only he’d stuck to playing violin, or bass guitar.
Alan Johnson as Doenitz, appointed leader after Hitler’s suicide to surrender to the Allies.
Chief Whip (and loyal holder of many past jobs) Nick Brown as a Keital figure?
ere ther..
You are being nasty about the whole of my Blackmail and Smear Department
STOP IT…
We are “getting on with the job”…
Ha ha, mate. Wanna check out some quality legs and sacks to die for?
http://my.telegraph.co.uk/figgers/gallery/view_gallery.one?pid=71979805
Don’t say I didn’t warn you, son. Politics is for people that can’t think of anything better to do.
Gotta shoot, big time.
Wow, that made me want to “chuck my pollen”.
Does this blog moderate postings with the word BNP in them?
Yes the blog moderates any postings with the word
B___N_P in them.
Why???
What, THIS blog?
Tell me it ain’t so!
Inspector Guideau was “in transit all day” yesterday.
Anywhere near the Houses of Piss, tossing eggs, perchance?
Quit yer moaning, I’ve become the woman who’s name we daren’t mention and have to hide my name HERE and I’m just a fluffy little thing, not like that Nick Griffin at all………..
Eva, try using ESB* instead. We’ll know what you mean. “BNP” is banned because the Toytown Nazis try to use this gossip blog for party political broadcasts instead of starting their own blogs. It’s not that freedom of speach is being curtailed it’s just that extremists (left and right) and mindnumbingly boring and humourless.
*Egg Shampoo Brigade
And that from a quack so boring that he’s never needed an anaesthetist in his practice.
“And how are we today, Master Brown? Poked our nasal cartilege right up into our, erm, brain, have we? A quick prefrontal leucotomy and you’ll be as right ninepence, laddie.”
“Zzzzzzzzzz!”
Other censored comments over at the BBC
what now for labour
http://www.newssniffer.co.uk/bbc/threads/show/11082
I think that Sue Nye fits the Eva description better…
She is the “gate keeper” of Dirty Tricks Brown
The wife of the former Chairman of the BBC !!
If anyone wonders why the BBC is like Pravda !!
It is Vremi, twat, the Soviet evening news prog on TV that was the source of ‘tractor stats’ and also the record havest figures with pictures of combine harvesters; Pravda was a newspaper. Used to be all of 4 pages, pasted in the information box outside each block of flats.
Ihr seid ein laecherliges volk!
To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,
Home again, home again, Decisions, decisions.
Maybe Gordon Ramsey could suggest a recipe?
The Penguin
Invade France – would stimulate the economy and we Scots could back stab you
Or invade Scotland and restore the Son of Manse to his rightful seat.
By “rightful seat” you mean where the electorate gave him a thrashing only a scant few days ago ? how quickly they forget.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKSYRJxFWG4&feature=channel
The social creep Brown has made it onto failblog.
What a worldwide disgrace.
Where’s the keyboard cat when you need him?
wanker!
Anyone else feel a little worried when HitlerBrown said I’m taking the whole f0ucking country down with me? Seems very spot on that one.
Stop with the moderation of postings with
B______N P
in them!
Free speech please!
Hey up lads, I’ve become the women who dare not mention her name, and have to hide the link to my blog in a tiny url…………….HERE………quit yer moaning about moderation!
Guido don’t like free speech..unless call me dave says so.
You have partial free speech, what more do you want?
You have more than you would give others. Now stop whining or I’ll be forced to throw eggs at you.
If you use ‘Toytown Nazis’, it passes auto-moderation, and is technically accurate too.
Nanziboys also works.
Fellow useless Fatboy Prescott wasn’t such a pussy when he got hit by an egg.
Judging by Batbint and Rupert, the Toytown Terminators @111 and 145, it’s nae wonder the National Hopeless Service has to deploy MRSA and C Diff to try to balance its books.
It has long be the policy to avoid certain key words – UFOs, Jews, Bilderbergers, 911 Truth etc. otherwise the place becomes over-run with obsessive loonies.
Which is why Rense doesn’t have a comments section
Could you ban ‘Labour’ the most offensive repulsive word of them all?
GuidOrcs Oaf is the obsessive loon.
Strange, considering you’re the one stalking him…
I thought that this blog was to enable free comment?
“So long and thanks for all the fish.”
Can I be the one who hands him the pills and the gun? can I,can I please……I`l be good.
Brown’s choice for defence even looks like Hitler, when I saw him standing next to Brown in Normandy he was the spitting image of Herr Feurher, spooky!
Yvette is better off with the flying helmet, egg whisk, wet celery and cuckoo clock. If she hangs around with the snot goblin much longer she’ll be called a pervert.
Wonder when the next “night of the generals” will come. Brown re-launches his government today, they have had more re-launches than the space shuttle. The plotters have not gone away they have just gone silent.
Slightly O/T but someone might titter.
An ode
It’s Gordon Brown this, it’s Gordon Brown that
Why do I think that the man is a twat?
It’s Gordon Brown that, it’s Gordon Brown this.
Why do I think that he’s taking the piss?
Is Gordon Brown dead? He should be by now.
The hangman’s there and taking a bow.
They’ve put the twat into a seven foot grave.
And Guido’s invited us all to a rave.
But help, what’s afoot? The ground’s rising up.
The bastard and Satan are taking a cup.
‘Let’s burn him‘, I hear. Now that’s an idea,
Now gather some faggots…ah, Mandelson’s here.
He’s tied to the stake, a match was applied.
The smoke, it was rising, the crowd, they all sighed.
Now everything’s done, what, the body’s intact?
Yup, you just can’t burn shit and that is a fact
Still love the “floater” cartoon clip….
Excellent!
The Penguin
It must be some size of a bunker to get all those nulab losers in and still give them enough room to fill out their expenses claims…
No, they just have a second bunker as well.
Hitler only had one Ball
Yvette had two but very small
Exhorted by the precepts of the Tao, foremost of which are continence and modesty, I shall refrain from addressing the vacuous, laughable drivel which Monsieur Guido has published, showing my contempt with lofty, scowling silence.
Now to examine the great news of the hour, the fate of our hero.
What came of the conspiracy? To what end did the much vaunted, and ostensibly fearsome combination of hostile ministers, party activists, and assorted Nu Labour malcontents come? How were their elaborate and treasonable plottings repaid in the event? Not at all.
For all your base and shameless intrigues, and the egregious hyperbole of the Tory menace, Gordon conquers and stands tall in prosperity and popular esteem, to lead this United Kingdom through the mire of Cameron-pessimism, Clegg-asininity and an outmoded, overly freedom-loving British Constitution. It was nothing less than a Triumph of the Will.
After the glorious labours of His Struggle, to vanquish an obstinate enemy aided by Conservative traitors and Zionist money, Gordon has succeeded in stamping his Will on Deutschland, err – on Britain, and the establishment of Nu Labour National Socialism. With the loyal and fervent support of the Reichskanzler-in-Waiting, Herr Balls, Beloved Leader Brown prepares to overturn the humiliation of the Maastricht Treaty and its onerous reprisals on the Scotch Worker’s pride, patrimony and racial purity, to give effect to his Final Solution on the Tory problem and the English Question. I myself, first among the dense ranks of attendees at his Stratford Rally, clutching copies of vile Zionist propaganda to throw into the mounds of burning books, such as the British Constitution, Anglican Prayer Book, the claimed expenses receipts of the Right Honourable G Brown MP, and other Judaeo-Tory-inspired filth, as we the faithful hailed victory and the reign of our Beloved Leader. It was even my signal honour to be saluted by Leader Brown as administrative district leader of the Nu Labour Storm Division in Kettering.
We must all, now that the infantile sedition was crushed, rally about Leader Brown in his efforts to give “Living Space” to our superiors, the racially-pure Scotch, and exact reparations from Tory-Anglo-Zionist scoundrels, so that Nu Labour endures in power and notoriety for ten thousand years!
Hail Victory! Hail Leader Brown!
Right, now back into the bunker with me, and back into the oven for you Tory scum…
Why are you asking Eva Braun, Guido?
I know there has been some confusion over exactly what I’ve been proposing on electoral reform, so I’d like to explain more clearly. I thought of doing this in a YouTube video, but I gather that this website is where the serious political debate happens so I’m going to tell you here instead.
Under the new voting system, ballot papers will be considerably simplified. You will be asked just one question: “do you wish to vote for the Labour candidate?”. You may answer this question by ticking the box for “yes” or “no”.
If you tick the “yes” box, you simply put your ballot paper into the box and your job is done. If you tick the “no” box, then things are more complicated. As we all know, any government other than Labour would plunge the country into chaos, so anyone who ticks the “no” box is clearly a deluded individual who needs “re-educating”.
Therefore, if you tick the “no” box, you will also need to fill in the ballot paper with your name, home address, place of work, date of birth, and details of your worst fear. You will then need to hand the ballot paper personally to the returning officer, who will verify your identity by taking a retinal scan, fingerprints, and a blood sample.
I hope that clarifies our new proposals.
Please can we have a countdown to election?
Otherwise things become more depressing
What election?
Naja, die ganze Europa kennen das der Gordi ein Trottel ist, aber warum immer eine Downfall Video mit die selbe Nazi hintergrund?
Der gibts eine fantastisches Video von YouTube mit ihre eigene Mann, der Herr Alan Sugar hier:-
If you knew as much about graphics fidelity as I do, then you’d also understand that Gordon Brown is one of the great Prime Ministers we’ve ever had, who is taking this country forwards out of recession through this difficult time.
As indeed Adolf Hitler was doing in Germany in April 1945. There is an increasing need to distinguish between propaganda and truth in Britain today, Charles. The BBC does not yet know the difference. The Labour/socialist hegemony is wedded only to propaganda and doesn’t even know what truth is any more.
The people do know the difference and have spoken in the European elections. The ruling Labour junta have ignored this and continue with their conspiracy to subvert democracy in England and oppress the people.
Those Labour supporters who profess a shred of integrity need to distance themselves from the criminal organisation that the Labour government has become.
Liberation now!
Charles, dear chap, you’re becoming a parody of yourself. Whoever is writing you needs to move on to a new character.
I smell a rat.
Well said.
Indeed. Gordon Brown is a fighter. He didn’t get where he is today by hiding away in the shadows, feeling sorry for himself and blaming others. He has fronted up to the hard-working British people throughout his political career and has never shirked the tough decisions.
Yes, Gordon may be is staring into the abyss but we can be certain that he will lead us forward.
“Yes, Gordon may be is staring into the abyss but we can be certain that he will lead us forward.”
Did you really mean that?
Don’t worry I’m sure the waters will part in time
As Brown and the acolytes always say “Because it’s the right thing to do, the right thing to do” and so on ad nauseaum……..
Surely that should be “greatest” not “great”? Get a fucking grip or we’ll lose all faith in your outpourings of wisdom.
The Penguin
He took us backwards, from prosperity into recession and slump, while telling us he put an end to boom and bust. He was not lying because he believed it! He is and always was a fool who simply because he sais something, believed it to be true, in the face of all the facts.
“Yvette is Eva Braun, the only woman in the bunker the misogynist-in-chief doesn’t detest.”
Has anybody told Gordon yet that his pretty-man-boy-in-chief is in fact a woman?
He still thinks Harman is a man, and mourned the loss of wee Ruthy-cranky.
Has anybody told Ed either?
That is what he likes about her.
Guido,
How about some scandal or revelation or something maybe interesting.
I am giving you 12 hours them I am back to Toenails Bog Blog.
You are losing the magic Guido.
See ya.
I’d rather have my toe nails pulled out than read toe nails blog.
Has anyone else notice that Robinson’s latest blog entry, on the AV Voting reform has had the comment’s closed off. It was enabled last night.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/06/a_call_for_deba.html
Hmm – he’s taking no comments. Truely sininster.
I think because he fucked up. We weren’t supposed to know our voting system was about to be rigged and they were going to hide it under ‘constitutional reform’ yawn…
Hence: I appear to have set the cats among the pigeons. I reported earlier that the prime minister is set to announce tomorrow that changing the voting system for general elections will be examined as part of a package of proposals to reform Britain’s political system.
Just to be clear: the prime minister’s statement will not – and was never going to – endorse a change of voting system nor any particular system. It will instead call for a debate on whether the electoral system should be changed and which new system could be adopted. “
No Nick you let the cat out of the bag.
They are going to rig the voting system. David Steele on this morning chirping “They can’t possibly introduce this change in time for the next election…” Wanna bet?
Just submitted a complaint against toenails
“I would like to know a good reason why Nick Robinson had the comments switched off for his latest blog “A call for debate” – when for other postings the comments are switched on. “
That is a debate – Labour styleee.
Prawn, bored while our host was in transit yesterday, I flicked through the comments on toenails blog. Of the first 45, 43 were unremitingly hostile and two were nulab trolls ! News ‘management’ nulab style seems to have hit the buffers !
Re how to address the issue of the party that dare not speak its name, old labour, white supremacist wing, its a bit long winded but accurate
We have ways of making you stop smoking
The parallels – and differences – between Nazi Germany’s ‘war on cancer’ and New Labour’s crusade against the evil weed.
http://www.spiked-online.com/Articles/0000000CA7A4.htm
Very good.
New Labour have had an horrific record of turning data on it’s head to suit their own obsessive beliefs.
Be nice to see a full list of the laws they have forced upon us ‘Science says this…The public agree with us’ compared to the genuine science and studies stating the opposite.
It’s what you get with power monger politians and a very week and malleable press.
I went out and bought four portable air-con units because of the lies about global warming. No worries they’re great at extracting cigarette smoke, only 4800Watts between ‘em.
Just think about all those mad scientists trying to change the earths temperature, I find that really scary…
Just a reminder.
Labour only banned smoking for other people.
MPs are still allowed to smoke in House of Commons Bars.
Guacamole anyone?
On me chips, please!
The Penguin
Brown-eine grosse fotze!
The only historical analogy between this lot and the Nazis is that both were saved by the utter incompetance and cowardice of the plotters who opposed them.
The German Generals had numerous opportunities to do away with Hitler long before he retreated into his bunker, but they never did – usually citing their oath of loyalty, effectively an excuse to do nothing. (Does this sound familiar)
Even the most capable and honorable of them – Rommel, Guderian, Kesselring who generally fought the war on as chivalrous terms as possible did nothing other than (in Rommel’s case) give nods and winks to the plotters. (again rather familiar)
The best analogy (and it is a slightly uncomfortable process comparing Brown and Co to genocidal maniacs) is to hope that Darling turns out to be this government’s Albert Speer.
While Hitler gave orders to implement a scorched earth policy in the face of the advancing allies, Brown wants to spend, spend and bankrupt the nation, fortunately Darling has had the foresight and bottle to prevent this.
Now if only he had resigned last Friday……
Alan Johnson: Goering
Hateperson: Himmler
They do things better in other countries, and that includes commenting on British politics.
An intelligent article on the party that must not be named can be found at
http://www.nytimes.com/pages/world/europe/index.html
Understanding the problem is an essential prerequisite to finding the solution.
“Analysts say the British National Party has tapped into the frustration of working-class voters, particularly in the gritty rust-belt cities of northwestern England, who are disillusioned with Labor.”
I would to hear him say that in a Newcastle pub FFS.
But Newcastle’s a north eastern city so he wouldn’t, would he?
Why man they’d set their whippets on ‘im and thrash his backside with their flat caps!
I think you’ve been watching too many re-runs of the Likely Lads. Have you been to Newcastle lately?
And he’d get pelted wiv pickled eggs.
And water-boarded with Newcastle Brown… oh I forgot — we already have been.
Pure speculation from PB:
Could Gord announce the election date today?
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/06/10/could-gord-announce-the-election-date-today/
Das river flows by Jahr by Jahr
And I keep a thousand beetles in a jar.
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig-festem Schritt.
Kameraden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschieren im Geist in unseren Reihen mit.
Gordon’s looking to reform the voting system. You can bet that the reform will be in their favour at the general election.
Yes, and what a strange coincidence that this reform should take place after Labour took a hammering in the local and euro elections
Exactly.
So what?
down wit da bee n’pea
and Ruth Kelly for SS camp Komandant
You couldn’t make it up.
In an effort to even further destroy their popularity with the electorate, Labour MPs are determined to elect John Bercow, a Conservative as speaker, in the face of widespread support for Frank Field, who is one of the few remaining respected Labour politicians.
Electing Frank Field would go some way towards redeeming themselves with the electorate.
They’ve had two Labour Speakers in a row, in defiance of tradition. At least if Bercow is elected they are back on track, so to speak.
Electing another Labour Speaker would look terrible.
Except Bercow is NuLabthink up to his elbows, which is why Labour are supporting him.
Labour won’t do anything that doesn’t support their own self-serving money-grabbing agenda the low-life pond scum.
Bercow’s wife is Labour and has converted him. He has no firm principles and may change his mind again tomorrow.
Frank Field has firm principles which a speaker needs above all else.
Principles and integrity go hand in hand.
Look at Bercow’s expenses. They have him firmly in their pockets – just like the other useless bastard who was speaker before him.
Labour MPs are just a bunch of greedy, self-serving, incompetent and braindead shits.
Bercows expenses are atrocious, that enough should rule him out. Cameron needs to flatten Bercow now. Any Tory MP labour tries to install should come with a health warning.
Another great example of Brown cleaning up parliament by promoting the worst troughers. He really thinks the British public are as thick as his MPs.
Come on press. Do your job for once. Expose Bercow for what he is.
Labour = The Nazis
A Warning From History.
We hates them we does.
Gordon Brown has become Britain’s second Dictator, proposing reform to the voting system in order to maintain power after losing so badly in free and fair elections last week. When Brown/Labour call for “debate” be afraid, be very afraid. They have already decided what to do and the only “consultation” will be with their extremist fringe groups, fake charities and bloated, corrupt quangos.
Brown proposes a referendum on the issue. Yes, Brown you walking disaster, you mad freak. Let’s have a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty which you promised but then reneged on. Let’s have that first. Then let’s have a referendum on whether we want you and your fucking horrible party to continue bullying and oppressing us.
There is very little he can do to reform the voting system in a year. However, he could reform the Lords and hold elections for the upper house. Mandelson would then get a safe seat and, as he will then be elected, can take over as PM. This is what they are scheming at the moment.
I just cannot believe the british people are sitting back and allowing Brown to get away with all this dishonesty and spin. We need a revolution.
Many on this board have said that Brown wouldn’t relinquish power easily at the next election. Some even said he would find an excuse not to hold the election, citing a “National Emergency” or some such tosh.
So one day after promising to clean up his act and be more “collegiate” at the PLP, the first thing he does is to focus on staying in power by shifting the electoral goalposts.
There was no need to create the “National Emergency”, the coup just happened. Just look at the what is happening on the ground.
The opera loving fat shit Brown, is clearly Martin Bormann, and I am unanimous in that
-Police torturing suspects.
-Thugs silencing their democratically elected political opponents while police look on and do nothing.
-Government planning electoral rule changes in order to retain power.
-Widespread corruption and lack of transparency throughout polical classes, up to and including the head of government
-Unelected and unaccountable officials in powerful political roles
Not some banana republic – the United Kindom in 2009.
“Police torturing suspects” its quite a laugh when Gene Hunt shoves someones head down a toilet.
Yes, but we had a better class of criminals than the ones we have now. :-)
What’s a Horse Vessel?
Furrier across the Mersey
Bollocks. farrier
Yep, it usually is.
Hattie Harperson = Traudl Junge? Faithfull but no position.
Nick Brown = Rochus Misch, faithful boddyguard.
Or faithfull SS bodyguard (with glasses on this time).
“Those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them….”
The Pink Swastika:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pink_Swastika
The solution is to break the cycle….
I really don’t care too much about the partisanship of politics. As long as the honest and sincere people are doing the best for the country and so on. To that end, have a read of the link below. Based on this, I suggest all parties rid themselves of the truly demented. Go on, read it. Shocking:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3683658/milibands-plan-for-the-country.thtml
I heard they were thinking about selling off crown assets by contrast: Ordnance Survey and Forrestry? Will we need a licence to go for a walk in the country using a map I wonder?
Not a map, just a good quality moral compass . Unfortunately they are in extremely short supply right now.
There’s a phycic psycic clairvoyent clarevoyant, clarevoyant fair on in town at the weekend and I’m going to ask to speak with gordons dad. I want a word
I find what Labour is up to far more scary than the B-N-P.
Labour have even formed a taxpayer & union funded militia to usurp the democractically elected now. Unionised state sponsored thugs attacking elected opposition leaders – in Britain in 2009.
How scary is that?
And now Mcmental is going to change the voting system – after they took a hammering in the elections.
WTF is going on in this country? We are going to have to march on them & throw them out – no doubt the Met are ready to protect their Labour masters?
Also note how the police made absolutely no effort to stop the union bully boys
How true are the rumours that Dave backed this lot?
Try extrapolating what has already happened over the last month to the next general election and beyond. What can we expect?
* A clampdown on the media
* Arrests for anti-state activities
* Protests followed by bans on demonstrating
* The blaming and persecution of a minority of citizens for starting the crisis
* External and internal threats exposed to unify the country
* Curfews, road blocks, identity checks
* The removal of any potential opposition – opposition parties, monarchy etc.
Just how far down this list do we have to go before someone takes action?
The police force already carry out political orders without question. But where do the armed forces stand?
Why bother with the expense of ID cards unless you planned to use them in the near future?
Its all falling nicely into place..
Not such a figure of fun now, am I?
We are heading for very dangerous waters, no doubt about it.
Even without the economic crisis, all western countries will become more authoritarian, less democratic, simply to keep a lid on the increasingly Balkanised states they have foolishly created.
Banning parties, compulsory ID cards, internet restrictions ala China/Iran style, email/phone call monitoring, restrictions on movement, an even more sycophant media mouthing state lies etc…. all things we will be forced to get used to in the next decade I predict.
Ed Balls is Borman, the pudgy-faced bullyboy and ideologue
Agree Mandelson is the limping propaganda minister, there right to the end. Will he poison Reinaldo rather than let him live in a world without New Labour?
Dolly Draper is Lord Haw Haw.
Ach Nein!!!
Herr Mandelbotty ist das grosser PuppetFurhrerMeister und ShirtenLiftenmeister?
Lord Falkner is Franz Gürtner the legal facilitator.
Michael Martin is Hans Lammars the Head of the Riech chancellory
Surely we must a von Ribbentrop (stupid babbler) and a Goring? (pretentious twat)
The bunker metaphor is apt, but to say Mandelson is a true believer is truly laughable. All he wants is to stop an election before the Irish referendum. Then he’ll knife Brown in the autumn.
The Irish will surely vote ‘No’ again. They must be getting bored with being treated as a nation of fucking retards who only need the question properly explained to them before they ‘get’ it.
The fucking clue that this remains a constitution for Europe is in the fact that Ireland is actually holding a vote. If it was a boring old treaty that wasn’t handing over any powers then Ireland wouldn’t need a vote.
Oirland doesn’t want to go back to digging da ditches for dee Inglish.
Dey’ll do as dare towelled dis toime and vort Yes.
No they won’t. They’ve had plenty of threats to cow them into submission – you’ll be bankrupt, you’ll be on your own, look at Iceland….
The polls are all saying the yes vote is likely this time.
And that is all Mandy is waiting for and the only reason he called off the dogs – for now.
Quite, my parents, having originally voted no, are thinking of changing their minds!!
When I asked them why, mother started parroting shite about bankruptcy, Iceland, ’shut out of Europe’ etc. etc. etc.
The spinning is obviously working on some people.
I hope I ‘turned’ them both before returning to London.
They really don’t understand that they are admired abroad for their courage in resisting the EU superstate.
We do tend to take the Constitution for granted, not realising how prescient the State’s founders were in formulating it just so.
our boys have picked up a rather hamster-like looking fellow in a Corporals uniform. We’re not quite sure who this chappy is but he has demanded a cappacino so we’ve put him in a room on his own for a while.
oh dear…
This is all fab stuff. I love it. What is not so fab is actually having to live in the equivalent of Nazi Germany while Gordo is still clinging on to power.
Wednesday Morning’s update. And it’s full speed ahead for the iceberg!
Slightly OT but a little thought….How is Brown intending to demonstrate to the UK electorate his commitment to clean up politics by bringing back Mandelson, Mailk and Hain, not to mention the fragrant gravy train specialist herself, Glenys Kinnock?
It’s a brain teaser alright.
As is an unelected Prime Minister with no electoral mandate and the lowest support in history for a Labour Government, taking steps to renew people’s faith in democracy by changing the electoral system just before the next election.
You have it in a nutshell Moley. Well said.
Could it be because we’re a badly educated, barely-literate, crap-eating, junk-TV, Sun-reading and tenth-rate celebrity obsessed bunch of idiots who’re too thick and lazy to vote and DESERVE to be treated like a badly educated, barely-literate, crap-eating, junk-TV, Sun-reading and tenth-rate celebrity obsessed bunch of idiots who’re too thick and lazy to vote and wouldn’t know a decent MP from a Brown or a Straw if one of each came round for tea every afternoon for a whole bloody week? This country has been in terminal decline for a decade and is close to rock-bottom. The lying, scheming, thieving, bullying, fascistic, tax-grabbing, one-eyed Scottish twat is precisely the leader we deserve. In short, we’re fucked.
Labour are doing what they can to rule through fear. Not by kicking in doors and gunning down voters, which is possibly sometime down the road, but fear of punishment..
- You voted against us, we’re punishing you by changing your vote.
- You exposed our courruption, we’re creating an even bigger shroud to hide behind but still milking you dry. Keep paying those taxes.
- You had your ID code on your ballot card written down next to your name by an election officer when you posted your vote last week. We know where you live and who you voted for.
Labour have got to go fast, before they damage the integrity of the UK even more. And damage the very people they are pledged to serve, not rule through fear and the threat of punishment if the people do something Labour don’t like. The true style of Brown’s leadership in all its brutality vomited onto everyone.
You voted against us so we’re giving your constituency less central government funds thus forcing you to increase your council taxes. Meanwhile our loyal constituencies in Northern England, Scotland and Wales will continue to have your money pissed into them.
It can surely be no coincidence that c=vast amounts of tax-payer money and self-congratulatory news coverage goes into Labour bailing out Northern Rock, Bank of Scotland, Halifax and Royal Bank of Scotland but they are nowhere to be seen when their proxy bank (Lloyds) hands out P45s to the disloyal people of Cheltenham and Gloucester.
labour are as devisive as the B&P. Some spokes-plank from the egg-throwers was giving out about how when you gave a platform to the B&P it correlated with an upsurge in attacks on ethnics. Well, when you give Labour a platform it correlates on an upsurge in attacks on Tory/’rich’/self-motivated voters and the entire economy.
Egg-up and follow the Labour scum around. It’s clearly the right thing to do.
I agree. Show your disgust and repulsion by publically booing Labour MPs, members and activists at every opportunity.
Watch out for Labour party security guards though. Otherwise known as the police.
As far as this Labour government goes, I feel like we’re spitting in the wind.
Labour get 15% of the vote and suddenly it’s the Tories who have not done well in the election.
Now Labour are trying to change our constitution in less than 12 months. Labour insults the electorate. Where are the decent Labour MP’s in this (Frank Field and Kate Hoey excepted)?
‘Where are the decent Labour MP’s in this (Frank Field and Kate Hoey excepted)?’
If they were truely decent they wouldn’t even be party members, let alone party MPs.
No, they have chosen ideology and party over country, so let them fucking live with it. They as guilty as the rest of them.
Yep. Fuck Frank Field and Kate Hoey. The writing is as on the wall for them as it is for the other 300 self-obsessed fuckwits who by their timidity and inaction daily destroy another piece of the UK.
Fuck them to hell.
Point well made about sticking it to Cheltenham and Gloucester. Surely they’d have remained in business if Lloyds hadn’t had their arm twisted by Brown to bail out HBOS. I’m sure they could findd a buyer for C&G but then there’d be competition for Halifax on the High Street. Anti consumer corporate stitch ups, brought to you once again by the Labour Party.
Either lord Fondlesthe bums Of boys Or Nick Brown for Gobbles?
Boring Breast, very boring. Bit late to the party, what!
The only thing that the hundreds of thousands of English people who voted Conservative and UKIP last week and who are disgusted by Brown and his party can now do is to sign the petition for Brown to resign:-
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
I have noticed an increase in the number of people signing since the weekend but it needs an avalanche to get the message across to this corrupt, useless and unwanted government.
Cast your caution aside, Tory & UKIP voters, please stand up and be counted for England, for all the good and honourable things that England represents and which Labour are systematically destroying. Together we can make a difference. United we are strong. Please sign the petition now.
England, England, England, eh. Tedious tosser. My grandparents fought for the United Kingdom, and I’ll be buggered before I let some twat like you or other nationalists disinherit me and other Brits from our shared national heritage.
Ve kno your names und numbers
Und ve VILL hav our naughty vay viv you!
Heil Broon!!
Heil Das BroonReich!!
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist volle Aalen !
hatip to Strapworld.
This deserves wider reading.
Half a mo, half a mo,
Half a mo backward,
Brown in the valley of Death
and sat the three hundred:
‘Forward, said little Byers
Charge for the guns’ he said:
Into Brown’s valley of Death
Sat the three hundred.
‘Forward, the Fright Brigade!’
Was there a man dismay’d ?
They, to a man, knew
Brown had blunder’d:
BUT, Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs not to do & die,
Into Brown’s valley of Death
Sat the three hundred.
Bullies to right of them,
Bullies to left of them,
Bullies in front of them
clapped & thunder’d;
Storm’d at with smear and threat,
Cowardly with trousers wet,
Out of the jaws of Defeat,
Out of the mouth of Hell
marched Brown, still on his feet!.
Flash’d all their expenses bare,
Flash’d as they cried in despair
Sabring the cowards there,
Charging a worthless bunch, while
All the world wonder’d:
Plunged in the rumour-smoke
Right thro’ the line they broke;
Brown & Mandleson
Made ‘em Reel from humble stroke,
Shatter’d & sunder’d.
Then they crawled back, but not
Not the three hundred.
Bullies to right of them,
Bullies to left of them,
Bullies behind them
Accosted and threatened;
Storm’d at with expenses hell,
Whilst truth & honour fell,
They that had not fought so well
Brown Came thro’ the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of three hundred.
How their glory did fade!
O the wild charges they made!
All the world wonder’d.
Dishonour the charges they made!
Dishonour this rotten Brigade,
No guts three hundred!
With sincere apologies to Alfred, Lord Tennyson
and 600 brave souls. From a time when men had pride and Honour
and placed Country before self!
I can just imagine the government putting more effort into trying to save Setanta than they did for LDV, C&G etc etc.
Why do they need to save Santana? Is the bailiff coming for his guitar collection?
Yep, giving the plebs their circuses…
As stated yesterday by other half – billions poured into banks – f*** all into Woolworths etc. Saved the banks? Not really, saved their post-Westminister careers!
Australia put the money into the hands of the people – to spend in the shops – creating liquidity for the shops – the shops hand the money over to the banks – and saving the banks in the process.
£7,000 per old person and carers – as both don’t save, but would spend the money on essentials – protecting the high street.
Labour – how many old established high street chains have disappeared so far? We’re not even near the worst of it either. Our economy is collapsing, far more important than working out a best way to maximise the number of Labour MP’s returned to Parliament!
Not to mention dear old Rover/MG, who employed 6,000 Brits and made cars that were well built but badly marketed.
Comrades, it is your national duty to boo Brown and his cronies whenever they cross your path. Nothing less than a countrywide outpouring of hate against this shambles will drag them from office.
Expect a good truncheoning from the boys in blue. Any thuggish protest against a democratically elected poltician will meet with the full force of the law.
Just as it did yesterday…
Try eggs, seems to work (according to a d*arkie called guthrie)
Nope – remember Prescott – ex-boxer, perfectly fine to attack any protestors, if anything compared to Prescott the B-N-P boys were well-behaved.
Guess that’s the difference between fascists and Nazi’s!
Listen up you Hitler fetishists mommy’s boys, whilst you live out your militaristic, adolescent fantasies in your coffin-dodging old age your wonderful shithole, Old Blighty, is shagged. In the midst of the deepest recession since the Great Depression latest figures show UK’s trade deficit with the world increasing, up to £3bn in April 2009. That’s unheard of and against all conventional economic models of a reducing trade deficit in a recession. Rather than blather on about Hitler’s dog or who’s most anally retentive about the Third Reich you should concentrate on why your shitheap, traitorous government is givng away hundreds of millions of pounds of taxpayer money to boost sales of foreign made cars – D.Telegraph reported 6/6/09, 90% of cars ordered under scrappage scheme are foreign made – further adding to the trade deficit and why the loathed Nazi Krauts have supported their manufacturing industry with taxpayer euros(Opel), so that UK will lose all its remaining light commercial vehicle production within the next two years: Ford Southampton Transit moving to Turkey; LDV closed; GM Luton closing in 2010, production moved to Germany/Russia.
Stop fighting the last war and think about your children’s and grandchildren’s lack of future in your bolshevik 2009 shithole – for that’s what it is, a marxist bolshevik regime that looks each day more and more like the old USSR. Let’s see you relate your tales of Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Beria et al with equal passion and especially how they murdered 20m+ white Christians. Ah shit, that don’t fit the ‘narrative’ does it?
Quite so. Still plenty of ‘right on’ student types cheerfully wandering around campus with Che Guevara T-shirts and Comrade Joe T-shirts. Jackasses.
They really need this T-shirt.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/spread/thumbs/Thumbs_CheDead.gif
I thought that was going to be a mad rant. but …
I really don’t know what that scrappage nonesense is supposed to be about. And just wait until you can’t get a 10 year old fiesta for less than a grand.
However the rest is a rant. What’s supposed to happen to make the UK work better? Its not as if improvements to the free market would lead to more activity in sectors that are more productive than selling ringtones to each other or doing up houses (badly)
(Which reminds me, sarah beeny’s back, which should be good for seeing very deluded people losing lots of money).
All the scrappage scheme is doing is suspending the NEW CAR TAX which is charged as well as VAT.
One of nastiest stealth taxes that goes unmentioned – but in fairness to Jonah, he did not invent it, it was brought in after WW2.
I’ve managed to live a quite normal life without ever paying that tax.
But then I am tight fisted and wouldnt want to leave tens of 1000s of quid lying around on the road unattended.
Banking/Financial Services and service sector was keeping wolf(gang) from the door; now far less banking/finance going on and fewer to service. It will come back but the UK in the last ten years flew headlong into an unbalanced economy situation because ZaNuLab treated it as an exhilarating roller coaster ride and didn’t think you actually had to have someone who knew what they were doing upfront driving the bleeding thing.
Now we have the one eyed son of the manse liar in the seat who can’t drive even if he wanted to. Reminds me of the old joke where the guy says he’d like to die calmly in his sleep like his old grandad, rather than with all the screaming and shouting as they went over the cliff like his passengers…
But Stalin, Lenin et al. aren’t funny…..
Eh, better explain.
I have 4 brothers, all comic nuts through childhood and teens. The house was full of English (we’re Irish) comics, the vast majority of which were about WW2, plus the complete works of Sven Hassell. The first foreign language I knew was comic-book German – achtung tommy, gott in himmel and so on.
In secondary school I answered my history paper on WW2 (my curriculum was the American Revolution!) because I knew more about Operation Barbarossa than the Boston Tea Party.
This ‘familiarity’ with the subject is what makes it funny. Add to this the huge range of films about Colditz, war, Dambusters, panzers – you have at least one generation who find Nazis funny as long as there’s a parodic element involved.
We simply don’t have the same familiarity with the Trots in Russia.
The murdered Christian list
Nazi’s 42m Catholics (Nuremburg Trials – if I remember rightly p1 para 3!)
Communists 60m Catholics. (Well, they did have 70+ years to do it – right?)
Josef Stalin is funny – Who else would shoot someone for not clapping long enough? Or wipe out his entire army leadership a few years before WW2.
How about this – cos most people forget it – in 1936, Labour was disarming Britain!
Sorry – correction – we started rearming in 1936 – as Labour had disarmed Britain 31-35. Chamberlain was unable to move against Germany before 1939 as we were still short of equipment – hence his Peace In Our Time statement, he was rearming Britain still in readiness for the war he knew was coming.
The book that will not be published “Malik and the Forty Thieves” open government FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Unbelievable brass neck by Brown to bring back this trougher! Yeah, we investigated – clean as a whistle. Report? You want to see a report? You doubt our word? Transparency? Oh, you general public are funny, now run along , nothing to see here. Its all the fault of the Telegraph, bringing Parliament into disrepute …
What is the difference between Adolf Hitler and Brown?
Ans, One is a dangerous megalomaniac, holed up in a bunker with his country burning around him and the other doesn’t have a mousache.
Better joke if “the other has a moustache”
Purnell’s possibly that doubter (Feigelein?) who threw in his lot and tried to escape the maelstrom only top be dragged back by the zealots and done away with. One of the characters int he film looks like Quentin Davies but I can’t remember which one
Does that mean we can expect the Red Army to find a burned body with a gunshot to the head in a hole?
Where do I get to join the red army – I’ll happily put the gunshot in the head and burn the body! before exclaiming
‘Guess what I’ve found’.
Do I have to shoot him first – or can we do pyrotechnics first and shoot him afterwards just to make sure?
The trouble is there was no-one half as weird in the original bunker as the chipmunk.
Of course if you actually read the Speigel article you will see that it makes no Nazi comparisions whatsoever – perhaps they have a better understanding of what the Nazis actually were than Guido and all the children commenting here.
Perhaps now we have sent some really Nazis to the EU Parliament it is time for some people to catch up on their history lessons. At least the period has now been put on the National Curriculum.
…except they are Socialist not Naz*i but then Labour would never admit just how close they are to the *B*N*P, would they. Two sides of the same coin?
The Nazi comparison is valid and justified, Labour boy.
Labour = Nazis
A Warning From History.
How does it feel to be hated worse than Thatcher, Labour boy?
Absolutely Brilliant
Harriet Harman: Magda Göbbels
Alistair Darling: Admiral (Karl?) Dönitz
Alan Johnson: Albert Speer
Ed “ha ha, Gordo, I’ve got two” Balls: Heinrich Himmler
David Miliband: Joachim Von Ribbentrop
Jack Straw: Rudolf Hess
Peter Hain: Martin Boorman
Jacqui Smith: Irma Gresa
John Prescott: Reinhardt Heydrich
Derek Draper: Dr (Berk.) Mengele
Yvette Cooper: Elisabeth Volkenrath
Michael Martin: Amon Göth
Tony Blair: Ernst Röhm
(There isn’t generally much logic behind this. It’s based on how intensely I dislike them.)
I can’t find a match for Herman Göring: he had a really high IQ.
I have always understood that ‘Goebbels had no ball at all’. So the Goebbels character can be any so called Blairite who did not have the balls to resign last week.
J
Peter Mandelson = Traudl Junge.
Though he is a quite a bit less manly.
I see Mandelson as Tom Cruise.
I always think of Brown as Yossur Hughes Boys from the Blackstuff
“Give us a job” “Give us a job”
Never mind who these scum-pigs LOOK like. Let’s get the bastards out of office and under the ground.