Comments on: Naked Picnic on Anthony Steen’s £87,000 Garden

By: JCohen

JCohen — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:35:07 +0000

Anyway, what do you mean that’s all you can afford? A Lambrini is a pretty flashy motor. Oh, wait a minute…shit.

By: JCohen

JCohen — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:34:28 +0000

I like Lambrini. I’m a Lambrini gel an’I just wanna have fun. It puts hair on your chest too – and chin, in my case.

By: That's News

That's News — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:48:31 +0000

Yes, Fred. And who GAVE you our money? A Socialist did, Wee Jimmy Brown!

By: thick as thieves

thick as thieves — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:00:29 +0000

fuck off yoda.
we currently have far too many retards like you posting inane drivel.
stop stealing from your boss and do some work c’unt.
fucking thief.

By: Ruth Kelly's plaything

Ruth Kelly's plaything — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:38:56 +0000

True, but at least alongside her staff she’d make that flame-haired temptress, the Sergeant-at-Arms, look less like a cockatrice.

By: Ruth Kelly's plaything

Ruth Kelly's plaything — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:26:03 +0000

#496 Luther A

So you would prefer the Council three-bed-semi Style B to be universal? Successive Labour govts were well on the way to making it so, but fortunately they never managed to impose their bleak vision across the whole of the country.

Variety allows people to express themselves. Enforced conformity (in house types as in everything else) = socialism, of which I disapprove.

We must therefore disagree, you on the left, me on the right. Don’t condemn me to a visit from your chums in the UAF, please; I don’t think I quite deserve that.

By: Christopher Earle

Christopher Earle — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:40:19 +0000

Absolutely brilliant. Here in the U.S., your first risk would have been being shot by the gardener. If you survived that, the electric fences would have caused the champaign to explode. If the soggy tongue in cheek protesters made it past the security cameras and armada or private military contractors, they could have enjoyed a sip of champaign before being arrested for trespassing and for picnicking in support of terrorism. They likely would also be charged with vandalism because of the burst champaign bottle. I believe picnicking in boxers is considered a drug offense here, and would likely get them 20 years.

Hmmmmmm. Free speech, sense of humor, civilized civil disobedience? Remind me again why we left the Empire back in the 18th century?

By: dare2bdiferentt

dare2bdiferentt — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:13:30 +0000

K, that was weird.

By: reactionary fred

reactionary fred — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:39:09 +0000

The really scary thing is that they all have the same vote as you and I.

By: fgcafc

fgcafc — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:31:56 +0000

There’s nothing like a bit of old fashioned class envy to get the British public foaming at the mouth. The comments posted by most of the visitors to this site do nothing other than confirm the long held suspicion of those of us who can actually read and write properly, that politicians of all shades over the last 30 years have contrived to produce at least 2 generations of illiterate, pig-ignorant no-hopers.