Digested Read : Maya by Alastair Campbell – John Crace
What Happened To 19 Secretive Tories? – LibDemVoice
Charged MPs Still Take Labour Whip – Paul Waugh
Labour Distances Itself from Official Law Firm – Iain Dale
Labour Party’s Solicitor Defends Theft Charged MPs’ – Telegraph
Doing Emotional – Jon Craig
Gordon Brown’s Policy Inventions - Fink
Conservatives Need Clear, Discernable Principles – Fraser Nelson
Union’s £75 Million Lever on Labour – News of the Screws
Cameron Has to Come Up With Something Better – Fraser Nelson
Republican Twitter Kings – Time
Prosecute Racketeering MPs – Times
Yeo’s Pre-Blogged Ambush – Indy
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
Wave your pants in the air!
Someone needs to explain to that twonk what naked means.
Naked? they bottled it. Must be New Labour.
Pity they didn’t both piss in his swimming poole.
Pity they both didn’t piss in his swimming pool.
Does anyone think its a pity they didn’t both piss in his swimming poole?
A good dump would be even better.
The Penguin
Concrete would take him longer to sort out. No suggestions please about where to put Broon while it was setting.
you are mark oaten and I claim my £5 mr nazi-penguin.
I don’t en Dorset
I don’t know what Gordon Ramsay would have called her?
Mandy?
The Prime Minister and Gordon set out economic policy
Gordon Ramsay? WTF?
If nobody made mistakes and was allowed to learn from them none of the people posting in here would’ve survived past getting out of nappies. While some MPs may have crossed the line and others are past their sell-by date tub thumping and hysteria doesn’t help understanding or build trust.
I agree with the articles conclusion that a good reshuffle can reinvigorate Brown, unify Labour, and change perceptions in the country. Cameron’s got away with mouthing off and some in the media have been letting their agendas run away with them. Now that Labour have got their enemies exactly where they want them this time, I hope, there won’t be any complaints they didn’t cut down enough bodies.
In 2009 a crack cabinet were faced with a recession they didn’t cause. These men and women promptly escaped the crisis and invested in the green shoots of recovery. Today, still challenged by the Toxic Tories they survive as neo-Keynesians. If you have a business opportunity and no one else can help. If you can find them maybe you can vote for the A-Team.
Da-de-daah. Da-da-daah…
hardwidge(traitor:1st Class),
you are a war criminal apologist and yet and yet here you are lecturing us on what is right and proper.
fuck off you fucking wanker.
you are a motherfucker and if I were in charge you’d be swinging.
you are a fucking criminal and you best pray that you run fast enough to evade justice.
you fucking war criminal scum.
the people of this country would be most satisfied and cleansed if you and your new labour war and occupation party members were to be found guilty of the war crimes you have committed and punished like saddam.
and when you and your fellow traitors drop; oh how the crowds would cheer!
Getting bored of these student types now, this is just trivialising the matter,
If you do not like it here bugger off.
thankyou.
now types of students these bored getting
matter the trivialising just is
fuck off yoda.
we currently have far too many retards like you posting inane drivel.
stop stealing from your boss and do some work c’unt.
fucking thief.
or your tongue!
This is brilliant:
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/06/mental-health-break-watch-diane-abbott-slurping.html
Even Johnson laughed.
On the Unctuous and Oleaginous Scale of 0 to 10, Keith Vazoline is a 22
Tremendous!
Why is it that victims of positive discrimination and other exotica are never quite able to get the English public school accent quite right?
For many are called but few are chosen, already.
Very childish I thought: I was certainly described that way making similar noises when ‘Oily Winter’ (pronounced ‘winner’) started waving his flashy slide-rule about in Physics.
Diane Abbott for Speaker.
Diane Abott – pet hate. She’s a fraud. My kids go to proper state schools, not the one in my borough. Your kids should go where they are told.
She is not worthy.
Fantastic.
Now when can I use Mr Malik’s tax payer funded £800 massage chair to watch some of Jaqui’s porno films?
You’ll have to be a clever man/woman to waylay Malik….and what he claims
against the tax-payer: He’s had it so good for so long – only One-eyed-Jack
is unaware that the roof is about to collapse upon him – from unlikely
directions. He should not be allowed to settle into his new post but should
be harangued at every opportunity until he comes clean.
An odd thing. When Malik first felt impelled to resign as Justice “Minister” BBC Look North interviewed people in his constituency in Dewsbury. The people interviewed fell into two distinct groups. One group said, paraphased, “what a grasping bastard, he should go immediately, claiming for a TV worth thousands of pounds is completely wrong, has he any idea what peoples’ real lives are like in Dewsbury?”. The other group said things like “he is a fine upstanding MP and has done nothing wrong. Why are people vilifying him so?”. One of these groups consisted entirely of people with beards and knitted caps, or (if women) wearing headscarves; the other group didn’t. Strange, that.
Malik: Please DT do some digging and lets get the real story here on this guy. You will not have to dig very far he is a serial trougher and being the stupid bastard he is it should be easy to find. Where do labour get these people from for heavens sake.
Fantastic View. Uk electorate are a bunch of Knackers any way. They all believe we invaded Afghanistan to Attack Al and his mates. Not to secure the 8 thousand ton of Smack to keep the Police in Work. Ha Ha, 6
They should have taken a SHIT on Steen’s lawn whilst they were at it. Or better yet, through the old bastard’s letter box.
Wave ‘em like you just don’t care!
Not nearly naked enough. Lightweights.
Has that person working?
You’re all just jealous.
I’m mainly jealous of that guy’s “beerbelly”.
how dare you; this is a Tory property – its a Chateau Yquem belly.
legendary
ha ha ha ha ha – I bet Steen won’t be laughing when he sees that though.
Taxpayer funded high fence and CCTV system next??
Perhaps just a chain and padlock on the gate now he will have to fund it himself. A couple of Dobermans is another alternative. Hang on they were bred to protect tax collectors not tax avoiders. Pit Bulls then, they have no scruples about who they live off.
sorry, no pitbulls. Dick Sniffin and the BNP have cornered the market.
An example of the way we should treat our MPs. They take us for granted and we should take them for granted. They should have left a nice strawberry and champagne turd on his tennis court!!!
NuLabour’s mass produced Chavs (education,education,education) have all the pitbulls around here.
Can’t ‘ave Dobermans lad – too costly – now that we can’t claim for ‘em.
fuckin brill
Next about having a wank in Hitler Smiths house or wiping shit on Prezas bog seat.
I already suggested that folk in Hackney should all pop round to the Balls place and see what they are paying for.
The Penguin
A pair of wankers.
Is that ol’cojones and the man-girl?
Can we all go round to Jacqui Smith’s second home in Redditch and watch the Taxpayers’ porn ??
Excellent idea. Show up with your pants arond your ankles, a box of tissues and demand entry.
Demand entry?….I don’t think I want to go that far!
Me neether
Andrew MacKay and Julie Jirlbride have a sumptuous place in Vincent Square, or Ian Kirkbride has a smart pad in Beoley Hall, Redditch.
Only if it’s gay porn you’re into.
New release at the Gaumont, Gingy Minge or may have misread Gingy Minger. Sorry hate the women with a passion.
Do you think Hazel Blears also has a stash of porn? In my opinion she has the look of a slut about her (an observation, not a slating!)
She doesn’t watch but she has starred in Confessions of a Cabinet Minister
I had her in the back of my camper van once. Little fokker was like a squirrel with a firework up her jacksy.
New release starring Hazel at the Gaumont, Gingy Minge or may have misread Gingy Minger. Sorry hate the women with a passion.
“having a wank in Hitler Smiths house”
…surely a psychosexual impossibility?
This is what those funny guys at Don’t Panic did for Herr Smit. Must have been when plod was not watching.
http://www.dontpaniconline.com/magazine/democracy/jacqui-smith-awarded-blue-plaque
The Tories continue to demonstrate how out of touch they are by living in millionaires’ mansions while the average woman/man on the street is struggling to keep her/his job and home.
Labour stands up for the little people. Cameron and his Bullingdon Tories will cut taxes – for millionaires.
fuck off
“out of touch” the Liebour Party are so out of touch they would need a passport to reach the electorate.
The Tories are running scared and will soil themselves when Peter Mandelson *points the bone*.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdaitcha
You thought Brown was finished, but anyone with even a nodding acquaintance with the computer games industry would have foreseen that when a ghost is eaten, its eyes return to the ghost home where it is regenerated in its normal colour.
Gordon Brown will shortly modernise teh electoral system which he has asked me personally to encode in Fidelity Graphics ™ and which will entrench Labour and Plaid Cymru in power together, forever.
Charles
Brown is finished, Mandelson is PM
But a ghost must be Tory Blue and flashing in distress before it can be eaten and you must have swallowed the pill of enlightenment before you can safely do so.
If only you had done the graphics on the Zork text adventure then all would be clear.
And the only “bone” Madelson is obsessed with just now is the bleached white death’s head skull that is the Telegraph expenses disk.
How can Mandy distribute the Tory contents, without getting caught, to the Guardian and Mirror for them to go through the Conservatives expenses in rather more detail then the Telegraph has ?
You have much to learn grasshopper.
Brilliant. Don’t forget to tell Gordon where the cheat access is.
Fidelity Graphics is not a registered trademark. The real Charles would never make such a schoolboy error, tosspot that he is.
I hear Mandelson is fond of pointing his bone–lets hope he points your way Sandwichy
Oooooo! listen to her. what a bitch.
I’m sure you’re too busy playing with that bone on your own ducky.
Freddie, is that just to the left of silly mid off?
no i am at the pub i mean training
Don’t forget your pedalo. I heard its going to rain this afternoon.
ecb wont let me near one
Give two fingers to the ECB Freddie, get yourself trollied and borrow a pedal boat. I haven’t read of any sporting antics for ages. The world’s gone right down the pan since everyone got so interested in expenses and elections.
“Its tha Sunday Sport wot done it! Freddie’s pedalo found on the moon. Exlusive 38H whoppers inside”
i got to be fit for the ashes
now we know you are not really Freddie – a 2 word reply.
Ha Ha Ha – that was so funny! Are you available for Children’s parties?
That statement is about as accurate as your ‘I designed a portal renderer 10 years before Doom came out’ Charles. Halfwit.
Er…now let me fink…how many houses does multimillionaire (with his own butler) Nu-Liebor Shaun Woodward actually own? ‘Ooohhh they are not mine I just happened to have married into a family with a few corner shops’.
and Mandlebum lives in a council flat in Haringey……….. NOT
Let’s not forget the unelected millionaires making up this government from the House of Lords!!!
Tories may very well have a millionaires row, but at least theirs are elected!
BTW, What is the betting that the spiv Woodward will try to defect back to the tories in the event of a tory victory?
Ask Michael Meacher.
They will also cut,
benefits for scroungers,
immigration,
public spending,
red tape,
our enormous debt,
local councils,
They will do this because they have f*cking clue what they are doing
my word. Someone seems to believe what a politician says.
Surely Guido’s got a rule about deleting posts from people like that?
What balderdash and tommyrot!
I wold not have my valet piss on a millionaire.
Those pennyless paupers are far below my esteemed standard.
My private parties only cater to Billionaires and Bankers.
We’ll have no riff-raff here.
Surely it’s his privates that are expensive.
That poor ship’s waiter Prescott lives in a hovel, does he? What about Saint Bliar, cardboard box in Woolies doorway?
The Penguin
Mrs & Mrs Tone bought a stately home didn’t they ?
Very NuLabour…
What about the palaces owned by Sean Woodward and Geoffrey Robinson ??
Not to mention me, of course.
The appalling Mrs Tone is the only woman on the planet who can eat a corn on the cob lengthways.
http://tiny.cc/mVZDf
I do hope Johnny pays them late night visits as his spookiest, moaniest Jacob Marley.
Prescott & Co. were so green with envy when they assumed power – but
after years of graft & corruption there is no need for ENVY now…. they are
so rich it is embaressing for them to stand for EQUALITY………LORDS KINNOCK.
LORD FOULKES (who could believe that ?) – Kauffman,an eccentric who knows
that he is as useless as tits on a boar hog so far as socialsim goes – THEY
(Labour) have been found out…and the only one who can’t see it is the son
of the manse – the KIDOLOGIST FROM KIRC-of CALDIE.
PS: Prescott ,being so obese,who talks such utter foecal matter – it is not
a surprise to find claims for multiple toilet facilities.
Unlike Labour with their 10p tax rate which helped ‘ordinary workers’ no end didn’t it?
And PM for 10 years and dedicated socialist Tony Blair is obviously in touch with the average man on the street?
No go away you silly little man and think about things before you post such nonsense!
Like Hoon, Balls, Brown, Darling, Straw – and I am sure that you can add a few more LABOUR property tycoons.
Woodward. The cnut.
Meacher ?
Labour are there to use the concerns of hard working families to enrich themselves and build up property portfolios for themselves so they can live like this Steen Hoon. Career politicians and union bosses all with their snouts in the trough shitting on each other and worshipping a dithering prime minister!
Troll!
The Power behind the Throne, master of Toilets, First Minister of Spin, Lord President of everything he surveys owns a bijou des. res. worth a very modest £2,500,000 I believe.
The Minister of State for NI owns the manor and estate on which David Cameron has a mere cottage.
Property Portfolio flipper extraordinaire Hoon (a mere £1,700,000 at taxpayers’ expense) is now preparing for a better class of troughing as an EU commissioner rather than risk not being re-elected as an MP.
Time to remove some mock Tudor beams from your own eyes
Labour =
Labour stands up for little people like one whose husband owns a Ferrari and is going to get in touch with them s(h)oon.
Or the little people who want to put a Maserati on expenses.
For their boyfriend.
Like Shaun Woodward you mean?
OOOOHHHH! You are SO jealous ducky
Our HARD WORKING MPs – ’specially NOOLIEBORE – are SO like – deserving
‘n that
innit
like
Err they are soooo hardworking that most of the c….ts are not in the HOC debating serious issshhhhhooooos. They are in the 19 SUBSIDISED bars and restaurants quaffing and scoffing. Along with their families,1000 staff and 8,000 OTHERS who have access to these subsidised establishments.(Who the f..k are these ‘others’?)
Good point. I know one such staff member. Perhaps I should spend a little more time visiting her in her place of work (at her invitation natch) and getting snot-flyingly drunk at my own (subsidised) expense.
I wonder if Shaun Woodward will be jumping back to the Tories come the next GE? He’ll go out of his mind when he realises he’s only got his butler to push around.
Hopefully the martians will invade and zap Westminster in their tripod war machines. Although getting warm blood out of some of our MPs could be a job too much – even for alien technology.
You’re not funny. Not now, not ever. Fuck off and die you tedious Hoon.
Yeah, Labour stands for the little people – like Miranda & Imelda Blair & their is it 7 now? houses. Or Gordon Brown with his his’n'hers flats in London, his G&F home in London, his G&F country house & his place ‘in the Hielands’. thieving hoons all!
Can I have Hoon’s council house please?
‘Labour stands up for the little people. Cameron and his Bullingdon Tories will cut taxes – for millionaires.’
Charles, dear boy, you display a simplicity of view that would be touching in an eight-year-old but is rather sad in a teenager.
A few people possess independent wealth for which no member of their family has ever worked, mainly descendants of the beneficiaries of the Norman Conquest and/or of Henry VIII’s redistributon of monastic lands and/or the Enclosures. They are in a small minority. The vast majority of inherited wealth was created by enterprise and work, most of it in the last 180 years. In my view, money earned that way is respectable though I expect you to have some objection to it. Society is not static: people who were rich two generations ago are now paupers; others whose grandparents were poor are now rich. There is constant churning. So to portray society as if it comprises people permanently stuck in particular stations is naif.
Please remember the contrast between libertarians and socialists:-
- socialists want to keep the ‘little people’ little, forever dependent on their master, the overweening State, and to remove the temptation of and opportunity for self-betterment except for the sinister few, those who are inclined and able to join the apparatchiks and progress to the level of nomenklatura;
- libertarians want ‘little people’ to have the chance to escape the limitations of their parentage and upbringing and to achieve independence; they don’t have to take it, but at least the possibility is there.
I live in a modest house, but I am glad that there are houses like Steen’s for people like me to aspire to. If most of us cared enough to want it we could get there ourselves, but I prefer having a fuller life to working all my waking hours. Others don’t and they create wealth for all, whereas socialism only ever consumes and destroys wealth. It also substitutes coercion towards a single viewpoint for freedom of expression. It is therefore essentially fascistic. (Fascinating that its favourite insult, apart from ‘racist’, is ‘fascist’!)
Moreover, I don’t care a fig for the background of whoever runs the country, or what their party label may be. What I demand, however, are integrity, application, intelligence, vision, judgment and decency, the view that the state serves the subject rather than the opposite, as well as the willingness to employ whatever policies will produce the greatest good for the greatest number, long-term. That list of requirements disqualifies all socialists as well as almost all the creatures of NuLab.
Some of us waste our time insulting your foolish posts. Others try to educate you, an effort that I am coming to believe is equally a waste of time. Please go off, read lots of history and come back only when it has helped you to see things differently – as they are rather than as you would wish them to be.
(Meanwhile, I can’t help but be curious about your social life. Is it conducted among the ‘little people’, you know, the ones who look like gnomes and live at the end of the garden?)
Wish I had a lawn mower like Steen’s – his lawn looked like a bowling green, and he didn’t even know they were coming!
“Moreover, I don’t care a fig for the background of whoever runs the country, or what their party label may be. What I demand, however, are integrity, application, intelligence, vision, judgment and decency, the view that the state serves the subject rather than the opposite, as well as the willingness to employ whatever policies will produce the greatest good for the greatest number, long-term.”
It’s a good job that Steen adhered to such principles. The idea that you condone such theft so that it might inspire you requires no further comment.
Luther Arkwright #223
I’m perplexed by your conclusion that, by approving of the idea that houses like Steen’s exist, I must approve of Steen’s troughing.
To make it clear: I do not.
If you can bear to read again what I wrote I think you will not find the logical link that you made.
“I live in a modest house, but I am glad that there are houses like Steen’s for people like me to aspire to.”
I hardly know what to say to such lunacy.
#496 Luther A
So you would prefer the Council three-bed-semi Style B to be universal? Successive Labour govts were well on the way to making it so, but fortunately they never managed to impose their bleak vision across the whole of the country.
Variety allows people to express themselves. Enforced conformity (in house types as in everything else) = socialism, of which I disapprove.
We must therefore disagree, you on the left, me on the right. Don’t condemn me to a visit from your chums in the UAF, please; I don’t think I quite deserve that.
They couldn’t find Shaun Woodward’s £6m pile & Blair’s multimillion pound properties have armed guards
If only you had patented ‘graphics fidelity’ then you too, Charles, would have been a millionaire. I am sure you have the academic and industry citations though, don’t you?
Never mind – I’m sure your brain is fizzing with other wonderful inventions.
Great to have you back Prickwidge.
“the average woman/man on the street is struggling to keep her/his job and home”. Might that be because of Labour policies? Mmmm tough question there Prickface.
Actually why don’t you ask the cabinet minister Shaun Woodward how he feels having to decide which mansion to live in while his butler dresses him in the morning?
Tony Blair – would you care to remind me where he is living? It’s not a council flat by any chance. No, I didn’t think so.
The Labour party told me all I needed to know about their attitude to the “little” (so patronising) man when they introduced “The Ten Pence Tax”. Their attitude to the “little” man is contempt, a bunch of ex-student grant spongers, who took the ladder away so that no-one else could have the help they enjoyed.
Is this the real Charles Hardwidge?
Read the guidelines little fcukwit, and then fcuk off.
Anyways, – I says, – them fucking bars for MPs ‘n that – subsydysed they is, the bastards.
I reckons as how we should ALL be invited there, and given OUR drinks, OUR smokes, ‘n OUR food.
INSTEAD – the bastards send their jobsworths into OUR pubs and snoop on US drinking and smoking
AND THEN THEY TAX US AND ‘ADVISE’ us !
THE SANCTIMONIOUS SHITHEADED IGNORANT BASTARDS!!
Where’s me old mate wiv the dualpurpose lamp-posts – I assume they take two ‘customers’ (another common NooLieBore word) at a time?
You are Charles Hardwidge and I claim my expenses.
Glad he didn’t jump in the lake – looks like it needs a clean
I can recommend a man. . . .
no need – Portillos on his way with his tongue out.
Iwas shocked – no floating fucking duck palace? What a mean Hoon!
The Penguin
That was lovely! Are any coach trips planned?
Yes, I’ve set up a corruption tour — 3,000 Japanese tourists, who will be bussed around the country and unloaded on the grounds and driveways to take unlimited pictures at will.
What a wanker. Let’s all go round a nurse’s house and strut around her garden . . . after all, we pay for that too.
Hate to piss on your firework but my daughter is a mental health nurse and lives in a very grotty flat but please feel free to send me a donation and I’ll gladly pass it on – there’s a dear xxx
We all lived in grotty flats when we were young…It’s part of the journey,man.
Not if your family work in the housing department and you happen to be a Baroness.
Are you sure you are in the right place?
The Penguin
Been there, done that… Judge didn’t agree.
Well done Sir! A bit of genuine humour for a change. Made me laugh that did.
Be careful though, they will be jealous.
The argument is that they (as he is just one of the many) haven’t used their salary to pay for these kind of things, but have claimed on expenses. I am assuming that teachers, nurses, policemen etc. cannot claim expenses to cover their household repair bills. If the MPs had used their salaries then there wouldn’t be an issue.
Matt…
I’m a nurse. Unfortunately I can’t claim expenses for representing my patients best interests. In fact, I have to pay to park outside my place of work to fund my own wages.
Please supply your surname so that I can make sure you get the best possible treatment next time you’re in need of my care ; )
You may call yourself a nurse, but you’re certainly no angel nor a professional.
I’ll bet there’s a ward full of geriatrics who’ve been waiting for you to finish blogging so they can have their bedpans and painkillers… the only nurse I’d trust is Margaret Haywood.
I bet you’re the sort of nurse who brandishes a kinky whip and whose patients like to have ball-gags rammed in their mouths.
Matt I’m also a nurse. Pop round to my garden and cut the grass will you.
Oh, my expenses? Bugger all. I’m not allowed to claim any and I’m certain that plod and /or HMRC would soon pay me a visit if I did what these servants of the people did.
Can he claim for security now?
Duck botherers! Mallard miscreants! Waterfowl worriers! Oiks!!
Is there in truth no decency ?
Can a man not spend a small kings ransom of Taxpayers money on the finer things in life, like 60foot topiary penises and enjoy them ?
Is an Englishmans castle not his second home ? And it’s moat ?
Get orf my laaaaand hippies!
Hey !! Fred the Shred ! Who put you up for the knighthood for services to banking ?
With you until Oiks – what have you got against Osborne?
Talking of hippies,I thought they’d all moved to Totnes.I mean isn’t this the place where there are more Potters,Reiki Masters,people who read crystals,the runes, fiddle with your feet, than anywhere else? I thought this was the alternative place to live.I thought that’s where all the Notting Hillbillies (hippy branch) have their other homes.Why would they vote for a Tory? As for this woman in the film she didn’t sound like a local at all.
Top Bloke
Shame that he didnt piss in the swimming pool
It would have ben wonderful to have released that on a nice hot day when piggy was basking in it
“You shat on us we pissed on you”
… fair exchange is no robbery
Mind you, he could have left a ‘floater’. Now that would have been class!
We’re back to Brown…….. The Original “Floater”……
And his cabinet are the sweetcorn.
Was Mad Gordon there? He likes to get his nappy off when there are naked young men around.
I’m fed up of asking this: where are the supposed photos of Cyclops with one of his rent boys? OK, so it’s just a rumour. Bugger. Another way to nail the one-eyed fascist bastard permanently would be an e-mail, or anything that proves the lie he gave, and we all know he gave, the lobby journos about him not wanting to parachute Adolf No-Balls into the exchequer instead of poor little white-faced Darling. Anything concrete in this area would wipe the scumpig off the map.
He’s impervious to shame and has been shown up as a liar many times over, so I doubt if that would bother the fucking Hoon one little bit.
The Penguin
Shame that ‘Big’ John Holmes is dead, I’d have paid money to watch Snotty cope with him.
Did anyone else think the “local constituent” was a bit of a milf@?
I didn’t bother watching until I read your post.
and was he right?
He’s still watching it. I thought she was ok to start with but she got on my nerves after that. I got the impression she thought no one should own anything. Anything. We should all live in self-imposed grot; thus I guess a ZNL footsoldier/apologist and in favour of sending all your spare cash to Africa. Just a guess of course.
That’s not champagne!! and those glasses;)
And they’re not naked naked either (thankfully!!!!).
And that’s not a posh house! Crappy Victorian gin palace more like.
Gordon’s or Cork Dry Gin?
Personally I only drink 17thC Dry Holland.
It’s nice but I wouldn’t have paid eighty-seven grand for it…..damn I did help out though :(
These people have no class. Drinking champagne out of martini glasses? Whatever is the world coming to!
Still, they have some major league cojones and brightened up my day.
… except they weren’t naked and it wasn’t a picnic. Good try though.
Plenty of evidence there of being on the MP’s property without permission.
And I will prosecute them with the full force of the Law!
After I erect this rather splendid Ladybird holiday home made from exquisite handcrafted marble imported from the finest Turkish Quarries.
Punish them under Sharia Law the filthy freeloading pigs.
So what if they didn’t have permission. You don’t need permission.
Trespass is not a crime.
Trespass may not be a crime but shortly after the scallywags left, Mi5 came across a squashed Newt beneath the flattened lawn. The newt, which had been transfered for its own protection (by us I mean, them) prior to the construction of one Duck Island. The story continues,..
Actually, that looks a bit like one of my houses…
Well it would, wouldn’t it.
We paid for the sewage system?
…that’s taking the piss!
No shit!
Forgot who he was, had to google is name to see if he belonged to tory or labour; thieving bastards
Why are the Tories continuing to support DFID, or “Development Inc” as it is known to all proper gangsters?
Are the Tories aware that some individuals associated with DFID earn close on £1 million a year?
DFID is a left wing fantasy luxury that the taxpayers in Great Britain can no longer afford.
And as McMental is keen on a referendum for voting reform (didn’t he promise one of those on the Lisbon Treaty?) why not put the matter of DFID to a referendum?
Question: “Do you the British taxpayer want to support the share price of Mercedes Benz & AK47’s in the third world?
What good are the Tories if they are going to just carry on with the fiscal insanity of Neo Labour?
http://order-order.com/2009/06/10/new-here-start-here/
Liberal. And your blog is s-h-i-t-e.
regards
Good question..
And why are senior Tories being funded by hedge fund managers, their lawyers, and leading merchant banks I wonder
And why is the Treasurer of the Tory Party in partnership with Lord Levy ?
If the Tories enter government with all this baggage
How can they take independent decisions about the City, financial regulation and taxation ?
Or are Fink, Levy and Ronnie Cohen making sure that Labour and Conservatives toe their line…
He is funding the next Labour GE. With Brown at the helm, a polling disaster should bankrupt them into oblivion.
Are people in this country too frightened to face up to the fact that our Prime Minister is a dangerous lunatic who is unrestrained in his behaviour and getting increasingly out of control?
Must we all keep on pretending that what is happening now: all the lies, reckless borrowing and spending, denial etc isn’t really happening at all and that everything is really OK?
Watching pmqs just now confirmed that Brown is a madman but he’s a madman who will remain in power and doing untold damage to this country for another twelve months.
and that’s the really sad thing about this whole mess – Nero Brown and his cronies fiddling (literally) while Britain burns…
If Brown had a horse he’d make it deputy leader.
So why doesn’t he make Old Margie Beckett deputy leader?
She could easily pass for a horse anyday.
What? And have an even bigger dick to deputise?
Surely he’d make it Speaker?
He’s doing his best
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/06/10/the-speaker-election-is-labour-backing-margaret-beckett/
What can we do?
Brown is clearly mad or some kind of self-obsessed deranged psychopath but there is no mechanism to get him out and Labour backbenchers and ministers are either too intimidated to try or don’t want to risk losing their place on the Commons gravy train.
We are stuck with this lunatic and his sinister handler, Mandelson, for another year.
My wife commented the other night that Griffin and Brons appear to have more courage than Labour MPs. At least they risk life and limb to put their case – such that it is.
That shower of spineless jellyfish are shit-scared of a few well-placed insults from Team Brown – never mind eggs, stones and punches.
I must agree with her.
You ever been at a count with the BNP? Griffin is just a little dick sucker who surrounds himself with muscle. As the blessed Bruno said “Are there any skinheads who aren’t gay?”.
Fuk you and your lies most of his BG’s are married ex forces and service members, hardcore fuka’s that could kill you in many different ways if they wanted. He can be shot at any time and he still goes out in public infront of people who want to kill him everyday telling the truth.
Unlike Gordon Brown who is a proper nappy wearer and dick and dildo sucker and surrounds himself with proper poo pokers and dick sukas like Peter Mandelson and they never dare leave the bunker or face the real public.
Matt C, like typical BNP supporters you are unable to speak English properly.
Bet they love camping it up.
Methinks Mr C protests too much. Probably salivating over gay skinhead porn at this very moment.
Guido – trades description act. These two squatters were supposed to be naked and the bint didn’t take anything off! Titillation for homos nothing else.
I’m not complaining.
has Brown realised that it is the wealth creating areas of the private sector who fund the public sector?
he is a bit of a fuckwitt – if he wants to stimulate the auto industry relax some tax on company car drivers
is it any wonder LDV has gone down the shitter after increasing tax on company van drivers
Tax on Van drivers
2005/06 Tax at basic rate £110
2007/08 Tax at basic rate £660
Fuel tax on van drivers
2005/06 Tax at basic rate £NIL
2007/08 Tax at basic rate £110
N.O. W.O.N.D.E.R. T.H.E. F.U.C.K.I.N.G. V.A.N. I.N.D.U.S.T.R.Y. I.S. F.U.C.K.E.D.
The Tories haven’t picked up this on this because they don’t know anyone who drives a van
When I wrote the software for Darkwing Duck™, I launched unprecedented technology which enabled the protagonists to change weapons via a subscreen.
And so it is with the rejuvenated Labour Party.
The Tories are still fighting for the rights of chinless millionaires with bows and arrows, while the Labour Party fights for hard-working families, with light swords and tracer bullets. Peter Mandelson has ten ministries squirming under his. Cameron cannot escape the sting of its sharpness.
your are a hoon now fuck off
And you are a useless little troll. Get back to your Key Stage 3 and remember, no plagiarising from the internet.
Someone truncated my message. It should have read “Peter Mandelson has ten ministries squirming under his powerful weapon”.
Thought Brown was meant to be running the country ?
you sir are a self sevring hoon who needs to take his head out of his arse
Mandelson’s personal lavendar notepaper with his ever-so-long-very-important title to cost taxpayer £1 million…
Ugh! Who’d want him to take his face out of his arse?
Who’d want to see his face.
Nope – what you need to do is clamber ever deeper up your arse, hopefully you’ll prove that it’s possible to disappear up your own arse!
Back to Mandys weapon again is it Charlie–just marry the turd and stop pestering the rest og us.
Really enjoyed Derek Simpson on Newsnight, he thought your MetroLibs were also talking pure bollocks.
Even the unions thinkyou have lost the plot; personally can’y understand why they don’t just form their own party and get what they pay for instead of privately educated guardianistas
subscreens on the NES? dont talk out your backside fool!
Aand what about the long list of chinless Labour multi millionaires
Starting with Blair (£ 12 million), Mandelson, Levy, Cohen, Sugar, Gavyn Davies, Hoon, Woodward, etc etc
The party of Hypocrites, Blackmailers and Smearers…
Sorry, but I have to take issue with you about your insults re Blair etc – you’re far too reticent describing them like that – thieving, lying, bullying, perverted f***wits might be just a tad closer to the mark.
Charles you are vote winner for the Tories please shut up. You have the same effect on people as those idiots who give the oxygen of publicity to Nick Griffin and his crew. I am NOT a Tory voter but each time you comment you are so full of pompous rubbish that you tempt me to vote for them just to piss you off!
Calling this as a fake one, guys – for a start it’s funny. Others must be able to tell, surely?
I agree, although I think the one at 6 might be real.
This bloke is a parody of the real one who I feel is also a parody of something but I know not what. But he has the Borat effect.
Darkwing Duck sucked.
Quackshot was quality though.
The only thing that keeps me posting here is the reactions I get.
Ignore me and after a few posts I’ll go back to the loving arms of LabourLost, where Matron will bring me my comfort blanket, give me my pills and tuck me in nicely.
Tra-la!
Which one of you?
Any fool can trespass.
Boring, unoriginal and just a little sad……….
I think if was quite nice.
Now if they went to Malik’s constituency home (perhaps with one of the women from his constituency), that would be boring and sad.
Yes
One of those with the burka…
Or karen matthews.
or Julie Kirkbride
Tell that to Saddam Hussein…
But the point is, under New Labour there is no such thing as ‘trespass’ under the ‘Right to Roam’. Unless you are a media luvvie like Sting or Madonna in which case you can rightly say ‘Get orrfff moi land…’
You haven’t got a “right to roam” over many places.
Mainly mountains and the like
First !!
first!!
First!
Wait. It was a 2ii.
Ab Fab! Great stunt. Am sending the link to the man himself. I believe that under English Common Law they were guilty of trespass, but as that is not a criminal offence, left the site voluntarily, and caused no damage, Steen’s only legal recourse is to sue, but for what? And what court in its right mind would find in his favour?
This is delicious!
Take the case to the Court of Public Opinion. They’re not busy right now, just gave their verdict on Brown & Co. at the Euro elections. Labour were pronounced guilty of sleaze, fraud and incompetence; their ‘Leader’ pleaded insanity and got away with it.
Like it!
There’s a rumour going around that they killed a newt
Cue for yet another appearance of Ken, newt-fancier extraordinaire, on the BBC or C4. How else is an unemployed politician to earn a crust?
Firsta!
Notta dat one, lol, batta to getta my ‘ow do you say it ‘ardwidger outta on de web. You English really maaasta watch it to see howa to makea wi’ de salami in style een Sardinia. Made-a in Italy, lol. Shame-a de italians canno’ see it inna my newspapers, bat hey, i a gotta keepa de bimbas ‘ot.
Well done Silvio BTW
Beating up the Italian “Democratci” Left with your trousers down…great shuff
At 74 as well…
Shows how it should be done…
So I would like an invitation to your villa in Sardinia for an orgy or two…
for you to teach me how you do it…
You have real colliogne and are my hero…
Eees a sure, Dave, baaata jus’ one-a leetle thing. Deys a spelt coglioni over ‘ere, like Balls baata bigger. You like-a my joke? What I mean is dees, you a gotta be de capo first. We’s also gotta PM’s ‘ere, baata we not ‘av a da talk about ‘em – I fix ‘em good, and we not ‘av a da make-a any new roads, or use ap any cement. Ees good work, yes? Baatta I’m a notta gonna call you. You a call me. An’ you a don’ ‘ave a to call me Duce, Papa ees fine, lol. You like-a my joke? I a gotta plenty more where dat come from.
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING COKEHEAD MIDGET!
dont hold back
not enough nudity.
Skin for sale, suit rhino
Apply G. Brown
Brain wanted, any condition, must be cheap. Size 8 1/8, or swap for old Nokia, damaged but repairable
Contact. G Brown
Man wanted, must be able to get it up, non dribbler preferred. No Scots please.
Contact S Brown
Surely they are not stupid enough to try this?
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/48703,news,politics-exclusive-margaret-beckett-for-commons-speaker-labour-party-sources-confirm
Three in a row – and we should trust them?
I suppose it is a sort of constitutional reform – along the lines of the burning of the Reichstag in 1933
PMQs’ is very popular in the USA- they are facinated with British teeth, apparently.
It would be a popular decision with american advertisers.
Dutch children used rush home from school to watch PMQs when it was twice a week in the afternoon. They were agog to see adults behaving so badly – and in the seat of government, no less – whilst getting a chance to practise their English.
Needless to say, it influenced the attitudes of a generation towards the UK, undermining what had until then been almost uncritical admiration for their saviours in 1945.
These slob MPs have much to answer for.
Brown is a liar.
we knew that already
Nay, nay and thrice nay. He just happens to be changing the definition of “truth”.
If Brown announced 911 was an inside job I wouldn’t believe him.
I recall nothing the man has come out with since May 1997 that did not turn out to be dissembling, or simulation, or dissimulation. Socialists are easy to corrupt – whisper a simple fairy tale of utopia in their ear, and the retards are yours. It makes the Company’s job a pleasure at times.
Hey! He has trouble with depth perception.
It’s true, CSM #127.
Remember the way that Maestro Bliar engineered 700 hours of debate about the crucial issue of foxhunting, so that he was exposed to only seven hours on the trivial Iraq war?
This video is a disgrace! I am personally shocked and shall raise the matter in the house!
It clearly shows two (2) people removing articles of their clothing on a clear sunny day and not once do they apply ANY sunblock!
This type of thing can only put back the progressive H&S policies of this government for years.
All the brainwashing from weather forecasters has clearly passed these pair by.
We clearly need to up the ante, comrades.
I shall write to the Grauniad immediately
Now if they’d done it in trunks and bikinis made of razor blades, that would be brave and errrr sad…..
Nope. Still can’t see any point in this AT ALL….
no point – certain mps moved onto the razor blades after the ropes and oranges lost their thrill.
Trespassing trot vermin!
Chip on both shoulders, Labour loving, ruffian troglodyte jealous scum.
Sir Anthony, release the hounds, load up the shot gun, let these two filth have it!
Better still call the police, tell them there are two perons resembling Jean Charles in your grounds, they’ll be full of expanding hollow cap 9mm ammunition in a fucking trice.
Delicious
Leaving aside the question of whether anyone has being playing fast and loose with their expenses or not, this is a video which would have delighted Karl Marx and Robespierre. The kicker is in the last minute or two when the woman — Penny?– uses a historicist argument to imply that no one should be living like that these days. Honey that’s revolutionism and class war not conservatism. Regrettably I am not living like that — and wouldn’t dream of asking the taxpayer to enable me to do so. But I am glad to see that some people can still do it.
I didn’t take her as saying no-one should live like that. She was just saying that nobody should be living like that on taxpayers money.
If he was spending his own money on the upkeep of his massive house and grounds then I don’t think many people would have a problem with it. The problem arises when he uses taxpayers as some sort of serf or peasant who are only there to fund his lifestlye through expenses. It’s sickening.
Why the hell should I be paying for that property? A small rented flat in London to get on with his job is OK – 85K on keeping his massive property in order is not. That’s what his own money is for.
Damn right.
The Penguin
Naked picnic? Why didn’t that slag get her kit off?
Because she had a twat like a ginger tom with its throat cut.
Stop it , she’s a friend
For all you fans of Vazelline
http://playpolitical.typepad.com/labour_party/2009/06/diane-abbot-mp-makes-slurping-noise-as-keith-vaz-mp-creeps-to-new-home-secretary-alan-johnson.html
I would have thought that such impressive bumlicking would have secured him a place in the cabinet!
Keith Vaz for Prime Minister.
This thread get’s better and better. Thanks for the link.
No Problem – I felt it my ‘civic duty’
Wonder if this will be shown on Thursday’s This Week….
Never mind Vazeline. This reminds me of a phrase an ex-boss was very fond of:
“Smooth as an eel in a bucket of snot” Sadly I deem this to be too polite a description for the creep.
“Smooth as an eel in a bucket of snot” – that certainly has a ring to it. It matches Mandelsnake better though – particularly as he’s spending so much time with Mr Snot Himself – PM Extraordinaire
Mandy could almost be Odo the Shapeshifter…crawls back in his bucket each night to regenerate.
I think the good old Oz line “slippery as a shithouse rat” is better.
I used to have a blanket like that!
If I were Steen or if Mr Steen was me he would say, “Get off my land”
Get orrrrrrrrrfffffff moi laaaaaaaaaaand
… or I’ll set the cow on you!
Fucking cow only did half the job.
The Penguin
dis–appointed no new labour croqet garden,but would die for a beer belly the guy had
I must admit, I would have laughed myself silly, had three massive German shepherd guard dogs entered stage left at some point in the clip.
unlikely; I believe various shadow ministers were molesting them at the time.
They’re ex massive German shepherd guard dogs… McSnot was testing the cyanide caps on them over the weekend.
What happened to the motion of no confidence that was supposed to happen this week ?
No confidence to do it
It’s still on for tonight – I think about 6pm
cannot wait.
surely to goodness those smeared by Brown will try and help themselves by shafting him big style.
Blears, Purnell etc. You may be going down, but take that muppet with you and get decent page in the history books.
Fly in Dan Hannon.
“Paging Agent Hannon, we have a mission for you…”
Absolutely brilliant. Would be tempted to visit my MP’s main residence but it’s fairly modest with no garden to speak of.
I’d be curious to see his seconadry home though in London (25 miles away) which is costing taxpayers £24000 pa approx ACA.
He won’t give that address for security reasons. Security from what I do not know.
He is so utterly useless no one even in his constituency has hardly ever heard of him. Prick.
Oi!! Guido!!
Where’s the f*****g piccy??
I was laready wiv me cock out for pity’s sake
…….hard working families…….. real help now…………. BEEP
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Lord Mandy just pulled out the USB stick
Havng just bulleed, blackmailed and cowed Labour backbenchers into submission
Dirty Tricks Brown announces plan to give “more power to the Commons”
The hypocrisy, even for Mendelson, is stupefying…
What do you mean: “Even for Mendelson?” (sic)
Can you expand the camera shot to show Portillo chasing him – as Jeremy Hardy memorably said “those lips have seen lots of chapstick”.
Kiss me, Hardy.
(No, not you, Olly!)
That video’s appalling and demonstrates the terrible class divide and gap between rich and pour that still sadly exists in Britain.
Trots who pour (probably unchilled) champagne into martini glasses should never be allowed to aspire to a house of such distinction.
Not even champagne. Rose Cava by the look of it.
One can get pink champagne y’know.
In CAVA bottles?
Indeed. I thought at first he was commendably enjoying a pink gin.
I checked and saw the bottle: It was clearly labelled “CAVA”!
The film really does show how far things have fallen under “Champagne” Socialism.
Surely you were jealous? That magnificant pile of Victoriana. A sight to behold. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks but no thanks. The pond looked rank, the disused tiny pool, the knackered tennis court.
£30,000 just to put that right.
Then it’s in the middle of nowhere. pikey country.
For the same money just imagine what could be bought.
The owner like the pleasant pleb in the video has no taste. Not the fault of the latter.
Yep. Been there. Got the heating bills. Fuck that. The tinkers have the right idea about one thing. Do you own your property – or does it own you?
The only way to deal with gardens on that scale is plenty of Round-Up to kill everything that ain’t grass and a ride-on mower. Otherwise you’ll be out there all fucking year weeding this, cutting that, trimming the other.
Meanwhile your tennis court, which you never use, is getting all mossed-over, the garden gate is bust off its hinges again because your idiot son, no matter how many times you tell him, leaves it open in a fucking gale. Again.
Oh aye. And the fucking swimming pool. How much do you think it costs to heat that fucker. Oooooh, we’ll be in there every day you say when you buy the place. Like fuck. How much? How much? You could get a taxi to take you to the local baths every fucking morning and it would be cheaper. Plus it’d be a fucking bigger pool too.
And all this you have to either fix yourself or pay some other wanker 50 quid callout plus 25 quid an hour to fix for you.
Fuck that.
Join the National Trust. Go and drink champagne on their lawn for about sixty quid a year for the entire family and have the missus drive you home.
He could always call that old trout from Channel 4 in.I think her name is Ruth ………..Watson????She of the large beads and blonde hair.She could advise him how he can turn it into a stonking moneymaking enterprise.This time though, not at the expense of the taxpayer.Simples…….
The things you own end up owning you.
well said jgm 2 – i bought the dream too. ball and f’ing chain. looks A1 but its taken every penny. That MP even on his gold palted index linked blah blah will have to sell up. Not a farm either so no offset for IHT either.
Only real pleasure is when asked my favouite hobby, which is now gardening. If I like them I tell them that means telling the gardener what to do next!
Never again. All those fancy estate agents don’t live in these places. They know the real cost and it’s not the endless supply of cash.
Ball and chain and an ugly victorian piece of tat too. Yours. No, not jealous, delighted.
monkey toss
Guido, may we pretty please have a new thread.
I’m becoming mentally desterbed buy the se too Boodies….
That young chap rather reminds me of myself at his age. Except I would have slipped one to the CILF (constituent I’d like to fuck) rather than trying so hard to be a funny fucker.
Seriously, creeping around MP’s gardens and making videos about with a little logo in the corner is far more about self promotion than taking any particular moral stance.
As the comely constituent pointed out, she is primarily jealous. She doesn’t have as much money as Anthony Steen because she a) has one of those whiny West Country accents b) is a bit thick and c) was too busy shagging builders rather than going to university. None of this precludes her from having an opinion but all of which render her opinion entirely irrelevant to me.
The expenses scandal is being spun into a Tory only problem by the lefty media because Tories have better taste in homes. Tories tend to spend money on bushes and water features while NuLab pond life, like the plebs they represent, always go for the big TV and lots of takeaways. I’m looking at you Tom Watson.
So all of you Tory boys out there – and hundreds must read this blog – you may be laughing on the other side of your pudgy faces in a few months time when Gordon has changed the electoral system in Labour’s favour to preserve more places at the trough for his ilk while Tories have done the right thing and cleaned out the old guard – like Steen.
eerer
I’m Bob the Builder
and she’s a bloody good shag mind what you say…
eerrrr I think so.
Are not Charles’ out pourings pure poetry ? (with a massive dollop of humour of course). They make me laugh every time although it is becoming rather difficult to tell the spoofs from the real thing. (Is it possible to use another posters name ?)
I seriously believe that they should be compiled and put into a book (with the spoofs as an appendix.) Can’t be too difficult can it Guido ? Proceeds to charity ? (excluding the Labour Party of course)
Spoofing names is the only thing you have correct. You didn’t post this.
This site is the very lucky recipient of Charles Hardwidge (formally “The Inquisition”) and his wonderfully posted pearls of wisdom. Every posting costs labour another dozen GE votes.
Well done Charles
Anyone remember DES (Dirty European Socialist) who used to post on this blog? He was a genius of pent up rage and stupid rantings. I’d love him to come back on with Harman Pride for a real laugh.
The prat still pops up sometimes on Telegraph comments…
The Penguin
Where’s Elsby these day? Ah, these we have missed.
DES was superb, the stuff he came out with was completely whacked out, I think he called Brown “Gordon iron cock” (as a complement) at one point. Mad as a brush but probably a Tory having a laugh.
er, don’t you remember? we hanged elsby about four or five months ago at junction 19 of the M25.
please try to keep up.
thankyou.
Ooer you’re right, I didn’t. That’s a bummer. So how can we tell when it’s the real Chas ? I suppose the real ones are funnier because they are so sincere.
Guido knows – he has the email address.
The real one’s aren’t funny (unless going to Bedlam and poking the lunatics can still be considered an amusing pastime) – they’re pitiful.
Generally, the fake ones have a lot of piss-take in them, and praise the Great Helmsman to a level that would even make Kim Jong-Il blush.
Although that’s something the real Hardwidge used to do on Toenails’ blog. He always ended his deranged posts with “All hail the dear leader”. Or some such communist sychophancy.
They should have drawn attention to the social housing situation by chucking a sainsbury’s trolley in the lake
How much does he pay the gardener?
Nothing
The Euro-elections with 27% of the electorate voting Conservative will prove a Pyrrhic victory for Cameron. He has hit his high watermark only in the sense that a drunk sprays his name in urine on the wall of a public convenience.
Faces of departed Cabinet Ministers rain across the border as the Tusk Soldiers scatter from the battlements and pollsters stalk about like Africans.
No! you are not the nameless master of the world, the one on whom history has lost its hold. You are a pox-ridden, scrofulous Bullingdon boy who paddles in ever-decreasing circles around his taxpayer-funded moat, with pus oozing from every orifice and a Leslie Phillips moustache.
Muraji Desai used to drink a pint of his own urine every day but ended up a bitter old man. And so will Cameron when Gordon Brown reforms the voting system to reflect what the people really want and Peter Snow unveils the red tide sweeping the map painted in all its glory in my Pixelated Markup Language™.
Nurse! Nurse!!
The Penguin
I told you not to take his security electoral hologram away… now look at him!!!
Too right Charles, anyone with half a brain can see that Gordon is several lengths ahead of the pack.
Gordon may be trying to divert attention today with ‘more’ promises of more committees, unfortunately for him new survey shows Labour as ‘divided, corrupt, don’t know what they stand for.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH.
How sad.
Gordon McGlobal’s solution to every problem is to announce a whole raft of unnecessary legislation primarily aimed at screwing the Tories. Just imagine him at home…a light bulb pops so he has the whole house rewired!
Not at all. He puts it on expenses.
Not sure who changes it though. With his dodgy vision I wouldn’t recommend standing on a chair trying to fiddle-fuck around between the lampshade and the lightbulb.
Coul;d he evne tell if the switch was ‘off’?
I hope not.
Wish some public-spirited person would switch him off…
Q. What’s black and crisp and hangs from the ceiling?
A. A one-eyed jock PM who tried to change a light bulb.
Any rumours how the vote may go this evening?
Lady Waad and I find that the best solution to this kind of envy is to invite the villagers round for a garden party once a year. Of course, the clothes, noises and smells are quite appalling and I have to tip the outdoor staff extra for picking up all the litter but I feel it keeps us in touch with the middle class. My query to commenters is: should we hire a ‘celebrity’ to attract working-class persons? If so, whom?
Jade Goody………..oops to late
Perhaps Jade Goodie’s wedding dress then?
Jade could be buried on an island in the lake – and tickets sold to come and visit. Worked for Lord Spencer didn’t it? A great example of how to turn a tragedy into an opportunity to sell cream teas…
London Florists are still in mourning….
The Penguin
Perhaps Jack Tweed could give a talk on ‘Jade…and its relationship to the T’ang Dynasty’.
My cruel niece said she thought she looked like a shuttlecock on her big day.
Don’t be rude about villagers. If they don’t like you they burn you out. Remember that. Indeed Garden Party Only people need to remembered annually. It’s a token thanks for making sure the Pikey’s don’t rob you blind as PC Plod is too thick, stupid and scared to tackle the problem. When you are lauding up in town on someone else’s expenses, it’s the little people who keep an eye out for you back at your Hoonry husse.
It’s only the ill mannered and nouveau riche who never learn the basics. The ill mannered are ignored and shunned and the self made scoffed. An electric gates are a no no under any circumstances. Who wants to live in a gilded cage?
What a pair of tossers
Must be MB’s parents
These disreputable people should be shot.
Just received an email from the Adam Smith Institute which had this …
According to polls, 55% of Brits think torture can be justified. Until you insert the words ‘on MPs’, when the figure rises to 95%. Mind you, in the opinion polls, Lord Voldemort is doing better than most MPs right now. But I digress…
Ampers
That house looks a bit like Balmoral.
That you, Ms Hemming?
Just caught some of the debate on the ‘Dissolution of Parliament’ and would reckon there are about 50-60 MPs in the chamber. Brown is back in his bunker working hard at getting on with the job of ruining the country.
Apparently the country is not a basket case at all.Heard it on Sky. ‘Modest piece of good news’ according to Sky.Hahhahha Margaret Beckett for Speaker….Yuk. Her groooooooooaning voice would turn anybody off.As to having to look at her face (she could always wear a mask).Frank Field not acceptable for Speaker by many Nu-Liebor MPs.That’s because he is an honourable man.
True, but at least alongside her staff she’d make that flame-haired temptress, the Sergeant-at-Arms, look less like a cockatrice.
Any comment on the UAF Guido?
Winston said all that needed to be said when he stated: “The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists”
fascists / antifascists: different sides of the same coin. All this brouhaha between them is just turf wars.
Ah Mr C; I see you have finished with the gay skinhead porn (probably took 10 seconds).
I cannot find this quote anywhere.
I think you are making shit up.
why would guido know anything about the ugandan air force?
With a name like yours I am surprised you are not running the ugandan air force. Or maybe just funding it?
Yes, they need to be told that you can’t make omelettes by breaking eggs.
Margaret Beckett joins race for Speaker.
Hanging baskets on the woolsack?
Up to her fucking neck in the trough. And wants to be the spirit of Parliament?
FUCK RIGHT OFF!
No-one said horses couldn’t apply did they?
AH (C)
In a thread last week a prescient contributor suggested, with reference to Caligula, that Gordon might appoint a horse.
Fast forward a week & a passing jest looms as reality.
However, the spoofs various individuals have been pushing re Alan Sugar becoming a cabinet minister do not make the grade. Not credible.
Put my name down.
This is absurd, if Beckett’s applying to be speaker then I might as well do and I’m not even an MP thank God.
Beckett is not just a trougher, she is an utterly incompetent party hackett. Her period at defra was a disgrace – they only moved her on, because she kept getting mistaken for a cow when she attended county shows.
Someone stuck a rosette on her: “ugliest cow in show”
I really must protest and defend the honour of Ann (the Grinch) Milton. She deserves a rosette for equal ugliest in show at the very least.
Oh, I don’t know a basket either side of the speaker filled to the brim with begonias, nasturtiums, violas and verbenas would be terrific on the telly!
Gardeners question time indeed
Just what we need! a thieving horse faced bitch in control of the mother of parliaments. who likes to play pikey in her spare time
Margaret Beckett joins the race……
Ha fucking ha…the Grand National more like.
If it becomes a TWO Horse race,she is bound to win.
I have just been asked to quote for a rubber bellows for a fudge packing machine – the person who enquired was G.Brown – couldn’t make it up
F**ing hell.
Make sure you take care of your pussy…..
Otherwise…
http://www.chestereveningleader.co.uk/news/Ellesmere-Port-woman-is-tagged.5321611.jp
Gordon dident look after his pussies and Caroline Flint, Hazel Blairs and Jaqui Smith all resigned.
At least one of them is a fat cat.
Love the penalty – it’s stiffer than if she’d gone drink driving and killed someone!
Jaqui Smith doesn’t have a pussy, it’s been redesignated as a ‘externally challenged dick’.
Squawking bitch needs shooting.
Beckett for Speaker.
Nah…
It’s practically unheard of to have two speakers on the trot from the same party.
Practically unheard of … yep, that’s going to happen with Labour.
After all, Brown argues it’s practically unheard of for Labour governments to have a recession and bankrupt the nation. It’s all the American’s fault – but just don’t tell that photo opportunity – Omaha!
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What for? I’m sure I didn’t praise Brown in the least bit!
my comment doesn’t need moderating – i’m a pretty straight kinda guy, so there
But you sure as hell need medicating.
Try again like this – You Fo brown is alien to our people
Err that would actually make it three.
surround sound. who’s the woofer?
I’d give Beckett a right good seeing to. She wouldn’t need a patio heater with me up her kilt.
Jesus, are you blind?
The Penguin
It’s the wanking that does it.
HRRRRMPH Me too. It’s been a while.
must be true, just seen parking her caravan on speakers lawn
If it’s unheard of, it’ll be ZaNulabour.
It’s practically unheard of to have two Trots from the same speakers at a party.
We need to see more naked people in relation to politics.
How can you possibly make that comment directly after a post discussing Beckett?
Beckett. Naked.
Erection guaranteed.
Eeeuuurrrggghhh.. Yuk!
Ooerrh . . . I’ve come over all sticky . . ‘n me knees are weak.
i think I’ve misfired
Lucky you. I have come over all Prince Charles!
Time to reinvigorate the petition currently at 67,000
…David Blunkett for Speaker.
Who said that?
Last I heard – DB went into Tesco’s picked his guide dog up by the tail and started twirling it over his head. When an assistant asked if he needed any help, Dave said – ‘No, I’m just looking around’.
Leave the poor guy alone. He had an unfortunate cow incident the other day.
The prime mentalist has these daily!
The prime mentalist has these incidents on a daily basis.
Hard to catch his eye at PMQT…….
sorry. (note to self… resist, resist, res…..)
What? Is that GB’s latest party trick – sooorry can’t answer any questions – anyone for a game of marbles?
No problem, all questions to be submitted in brail.
“Er, er, Order-order, who ever you are”
oooooooer how do i get a tasty young thing like that to strip down in the garden with me without getting arrested.
I’ll do it.
do what most Tory MPs do – hang around the local schools.
I would love to shag the Rt Hon Caroline Flint MP in that garden.
I second that motion.
I think I could get between her thighs too. ;)
Susanne, perhaps we could have a threesome on the lawn?
Can I watch?
I could bring on the lemmons at half time.
Half time? Is that when you change ends?
Spitroast anyone?
lemmonnss
we could all eat out the rest of the tuna i put up their three days ago the last time i saw her.
She likes the feeling of tuna smoothed and packed inbetween her thighs.
Didn‘t also sue and get more money from Western Press when they accused him of expense fiddling? Has he paid it back, I wonder?
Please change your screen name its very hurtful to the LGBT community who could be put off from participating on the site.
FUCK! the Little Green Bastard Twats – send ‘em back to Mars
(Always assumed that’s what it means)
California’s eighth largest city ponders bankruptcy
Ponder on!
I’d shag the bitch in the pool.
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, I’ll keep the red rag flying here!
Some of us love you Gordon! We’ll fight for you til the end
you’d better get your insurance policies sorted out. Looks like you’ll be dead pretty soon
And Piggies oink and Skunks do stink
You’ve turned the fuckin’ red flag pink!
If the dissolution vote was well organised, the tories and libdems would be pretending to have no interest in it, leaving the commons empty, and then all suddenly piling in to vote at the last minute, with clegg+cameron telling their MPs “vote or die”.
That way labour would be caught out; their MPs just can’t be arsed to vote if they don’t think they’ll lose.
If organised properly we could have parliament dissolved by tonight.
Shhh…..
William Hague speech…….top notch
indeed. Hain was absolutely vile, his idea of any kind of debate appears to be to harp on about 1979 and accuse other parties of grubby deals -he should be ashamed to walk the earth, let alone be a minister.
Anthony Steen looks like the love child of Danny la Rue and a jewess lizard.
I TOLD YOU ALL THE LIZARD PEOPLE WHERE REAL.
O/T William Hague just gave the best speech, in support of dissolution, that I have ever heard, from anyone else of whichever party, in the HOC.
There is some supprt, quite obviously, from the Liebore side.
Any comments from others?
He ripped Fondelbottom a new arsehole, handy for him.
About 60 yea’s needed from labour provideing all the others are present and vote positivly
still watching, but I have to admit the speech from Hague was 100% it should be put on Youtube I think we would have another hit its on the same line as Hannan
O/T I know, but that silly bitch Beckett thinks she has what it takes to be that shit Martin’s replacement. God almighty. The cheek of the woman! Perhaps she’ll park her caravan outside and claim it as her second home!
As long as she wears a burka and a wig !!!!!
more like her horse box…
I’ll bet she takes the whip
Don’t give her fucking ideas FFS.
She’s got exactly what it takes to do exactly the same as Martin. You seem to think that she wants to be a decent speaker of the house, and not just another guardian of Gordo’s Bunker.
Ask a question in PMQ’s don’t get an answer – Beckett can keep that operation going without too much effort.
The old bint is 66. Time she was put out to grass,
must have a tidy sum put away by now. There’s a nice caravan site just South of Beachy Head, or she could plant hanging baskets to keep herself busy.
If the caravan’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’
Dear Milkman,
Can you please make it 3 pints of semi-skimmed tomorrow and a 500ml pot of single cream? Under the last Tory Government milk delivered to this house was not even semi-skimmed, it was full cream, Under this Government, milk orders have reached historic highs which the party opposite have not supported; under this Government cream consumption has risen more than 50% of 1997 levels and under this Government we have seen a year on year rise in the ordering of strawberry yoghurt whist the party opposite simply looks at the yoghurt question and does nothing. Right minded people in this country and hard working families are looking to this Government to set the example when it comes to dairy products and we will invest in milk and related dairy products whilst the part opposite says nothing and does nothing.
Oh, and 250 grams of butter too please.
You want the butter off the ’special offer – butter mountain’ shelf?
You can stick it and tell your mate blind man pugh mate, next time it’ll be my bf knocking him into the next field.
Daisy, Buttercup, Dandelion and the girls
Pink cava? How revoltingly working class…still, I bet it’s the first time in a while that anything other than the best bubbly has been drunk round there.
Lambrini is the only thing I can afford right now.
I like Lambrini. I’m a Lambrini gel an’I just wanna have fun. It puts hair on your chest too – and chin, in my case.
Anyway, what do you mean that’s all you can afford? A Lambrini is a pretty flashy motor. Oh, wait a minute…shit.
I am confused….
Is Chris Huhne a hoon or a huhne ???
Hoon-like.
Chris Cυnt
Has the auto-anti-Hoon device been disabled?
(Obviously not.)
£15 and I’ll tell you how to do it.
Paypal only.
I really want to do the same at my own MP’s place. Trouble is, he’s David Howarth and hasn’t claimed a penny, damn him.
Is that it, a sea of green that supposed to get snottty out,they steal our money and then want more and all we get is a sea of f*ckin green,we will remember you bastards when the time comes.
Treasury
1 Horse Guards Road, London SW1A 2HQ
THREE HUNDREDS OF CHILTERN
The Chancellor of the Exchequer has this day appointed Ian Gibson
to be Steward and Bailiff of the Three Hundreds of Chiltern.
8 June 2009.
ROLL ON THE BYE-ELECTION !!
Look who supports egging democratically elected opponents.
http://www.uaf.org.uk/aboutUAF.asp?choice=4
You couldn’t make it up. They’re all at it. Maintaining the status quo.
I hope the new speaker speaks up for those who are prevented a voice on College Green?
Fuckers.
I would but its too cold
Even a wet T shirt is out of the question then?
What if we pay you?
Where are all my supporters?
Suspenders surely.
I’M HERE NADINE DARLING
They are all in tin foil decorated rooms.
I’ll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you’re on your own…..
I always said Totnes rocks. Best bit of You-tube vid since Dan Hannan’s speech. Pity the mock-Balmoral geezer was out when the naked picnickers tried to go inside for a pee. Thinking about it… he would probably have invited them in for a comfortable leak. Tories down in the south west are pretty kind that way. Remember Oliver Letwin.
Did anyone watch PMQ’s today??
Seriously Bonkers Brown needs to be carted away pronto
If this is what they call debate then we are in the mire,I reckon after the next GE if we get one ,the MP’s that will be debating across the floor from each other will be UKIP and the one that can’t be mentioned on this blog all they aer doing now is giving history lessons.
I think this is the house – can anybody confirm?
In which case why didn’t they take a dip in the swimming pool?
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=curtisknowles+house&vps=4&jsv=162d&sll=53.956086,-4.042969&sspn=18.112588,33.969727&ie=UTF8&ei=9-gvSrb8NuDOjAeL3vSHDg&cd=2&cid=50371448,-3775688,17621139507506615041&li=lmd
Full of duck shit.
Shovelled in on expenses – their ducks go south in the summer.
The ducks go south in the summer in order to claim their second home allowance.
A woman on BBC News (didn’t catch her name) was asked about FOI.
She said
‘There are some organs in government that are rather attached to secrecy’
Organs
Pricks in other words, or it could be tools.
Testicles
She is thinking of me. I was in a hole and went after one. I was drunk.
Euphemism for Balls!
Venal self indulgent secondhand toerag if ever there was one.
My comment has disappeared into the ether. Not even awaiting moderation. Bastards.
gt up and try again
A g&t ? You Hoon!
So the era of “transparency” begins. Malik is cleared of “any wrongdoing.” Is Gordo going to publish in full the review into Malik’s behaviour? Of course not, he’s refused, conceding after pressure publish a “summary.” It’s incredible, really.
This is Gordon ‘make it up as you go along’ Brown you’re talking about. Look how many times the fucker has been caught out telling bare faced porkies FFS, the latest one about not wanting to get rid of Eyebrows. Even Kirsty Wark practically called him a liar on a recent Newsnight, and that is going some.
Strange. Apparently the Snot-Gobbler reckons that Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the worldwide web. But all Americans know that it was Al Gore.
As you know, I simultaneously invented the internet and Marxism.
Maddy is innocent!
Al Gore voted for funding that created the Internet 23 years after it was first used whereas Tim Berners-Lee did invent the World wide Web whereas the Interweb was first mentioned on Babylon 5 but as that was set in the future Ian Collins is the first to have introdiced that term to the world.
The Tim Berners-Lee appointment is just more ‘celebrity’ gloss like the Alan Sugar appointment. He’s really a scientist and is not going to drive what is actually an organisational and political issue. Open e-government is not a scientific or engineering problem, it’s about people, systems and processes.
I can’t see why he would be any more capable of advising on applications and services for e-government than hundreds of other people in the technology industry.
for christ sake someone give Dave and George a hand, his researchers must be a bunch of fucktards
unless he comes up with some good sums the fat scotch lad will continue to win the argument
just google “council inefficiency” – the CBI have done a report on the first three billion of savings
Chicken tikka kebab 4 my T
First Saving
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Second Saving
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Sir Anthony can surely claim for “performance art in the garden”? A snipe at £2000
Hague was on top for today, I’ve YouTubed the best part of his speech here: Dissolution of Parliament – Hague on Archbishop Mandelson.
…”would come as no surprise to wake up in the morning to find he has become an Archbishop.”
I flippin just wet meself.
great this as to be seen, and now I think all our journalists should give him all his full titles before they interview him, that will shut him up for a while, by the way I thought you could not have more than one job in parliment. I watched the full speech by Hague it was brilliant and how difficult it must be for the Opposition against this corrupt Labour lot.
What I really like is the way the Tory frontbench team are so on top of their game that there is real humour there as well as a relaxed confidence which just shows up the manic earnestness displayed on the government benches for the compulsive/obsessive cowards they are. Hague made every one of them look as mad as snakes.
Churchill constantly took the piss out of Hitler during the war so he couldn’t frighten us enough to give in.
Thanks Swiss Bob, you are so reliable. I’ll pay the dry cleaning bill for my trousers, well worth it.
That was really entertaining
Well done again Swiss, public service broadcasting at its best :-)
Does anyone here think that Hague and Hannan should team up to write and deliver every key Tory speech in either London or Europe?
Yet another fantastic speech delivered by a great orator…
Chris Bryant is making a dick of himself… hasn’t realised we’re at the Bunker not the Bierkeller stage of the Reich.
If he hates scots so much he is in the wrong party.
Good opposition speeches, pathetic Liebour speeches but this will not matter because power is a hard drug to kick.
Pants Man.
I think those Downfall videos are beginning to have a subliminal effect on them… near the end of Bryant’s speech the guy beside him reached forward to calm him down and shut him up.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1191986/Gordon-Brown-accused-cover-comeback-cheap-rent-MP.html
Is that one of the multi millionaires inside or outside of the shadow cabinet?
What’s your problem with him being a multi-millionaire?
The fact you haven’t got what it takes – or you can’t just take from the public purse anymore?
Hah! The Archbishop!
Missed most of this. Did any of the departed turn up for it?
If he helps to start getting rid of the minimum wage tomorrow he can get an immigrant to sort that scruffy pool out for ten bob an hour.
A multi-millionaire with a scruffy swimming pool….the Tory Party isn’t what it used to be.
In my day we were all millionaires in the Tory Party and the serfs knew where they stood……in the cellar waiting for the bells to ring.
Are you still married to that ugly GMTV cow?
Now they are trying to stop any future Guidos developing at school:
http://libcync.blogspot.com/2009/06/police-tell-schoolkids-to-report.html
Outrageous!
Childish Fools
So they want to trough until Brown calls an election, Brown won.
Aye 268
No 340
Excellent! It means that UKIP can replenish their coffers and find another 300 candidates
wonderful. more like Mr Farrago and Kilboy-Sulk. I guess its an alternative to care in the community.
Well, that’s what a labour majority can do.
Interesting to see Gordo declare that he doesn’t believe in electorale reform, he’s announced the policy – everyone must agree with it, and he’s going to implement it in the next parliament.
For a minute, when the Deputy Speaker asked to see what the hold up was in the Aye lobby I thought – I actually hoped – YES, the vote was carried by the Ayes!
Should’ve known the troughing Labour Party would turn out en-masse to stay in power for 10 more months.
Hope this is not TOO off topic:
Today’s Manchester Evening News main edition carries the front page:
“M.E.N Exclusive” “Cabinet rebel speaks out” Purnell: There was no plot to dump Brown
….!!!?????!???
The internet version for general consumption is a low-key interview:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1119805_purnell_it_was_not_a_plot
What would Harman Pride say? It was just a storm in a teacup
Saw A Jurno today taking pictures of a certain married couple nu-labor types empty and deserted main residence just 9 miles from Westminster. Please Please let it be a national paper and not the local rag…
Take a photo yourself and send it to Plato / Old Hol to widen publication
Don’t think much of that pool. Looks like it’s got SCUM floating in it. Nothing worse. Dead leaves, dead frogs, horses; dead staff. Fish ‘em out of the pool, I say! Unless you want your filters clogged! Damned if I know what I’ve done with that snifter I was about to drink. Put it down somewhere. The batman’s gone awol. I’ll have to pour another myself, damn him.
It’s all OK then “JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE”…….Brown to the cameras in No. 10 whilst giving the 1951 reserves their belated medals.
Looked like chocolate money to me
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I was getting a bit of a twitch when she went down to the bra. The music, the crap story line, I thought I was in for a bit of hardcore.
is there better on the net?
That’s no way for a former Home Sec. to talk!
Generously upholstered perhaps?
Then you need the excellent Television X Richard Tiney would not watch anything else!
There’s something a little bit pathetic about this video. I can’t quite make up my mind what. Maybe it’s the beardy plonker. Maybe it’s just the whole stinking subject. Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner, that I love London taaan…
Hang on. What just happened? Ah, the footy’s on…
oi, ceeehaaant, its lundun taaan
but he didn’t take off his pants… :-)
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On topic
Just heard about Beckett as speaker! 3 Labour speakers in a row.
Think people think !!!!
Now add in the muted changes today in the UK voting system and voila!
I now seriously have to ask with great sadness is the iron curtain now going to be reversed?
Well since Liebour don’t have any regard for custom and practice, all thats required is for her seat ( Derby South, Maj 5657, Libdums second placed) to be contested, and if she wins then vote her out on a no confidence vote after the election. Revolutionary?
She’s an unapologetic trougher too. And a bloody caravan road clogger as well!
Hate to make an argument in favour of a Labour speaker but until Betty B came along the speaker always came from the government benches. We had several Tory speakers in a row until the 1960s.
Personally I’d be happy to see Mr Field as speaker.
I’d be happy with anybody who has an unbiased,considered independant brain. But hey,this is Parliament we’re talking about
I’d be happy with someone who will compel the Prime Minister to answer the questions asked of him at midday on Wednesdays.
Once again today, The Leader of the Opposition had to ask at least one question twice, having being given a completely non-answer the first time by the PM…
Found via the spectator coffee shop
Scandalous, and has Brown’s fingerprints all over it
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6463087.ece
Nuliebour, New Danger
The moral and intellectual colossus of our age Gordon Brown easily outsmarted that smarmy salesman Cameron at PMQs today.
Tories are squealing!
it’s made of Blackpool Rock
Outsmarted – with 15% of the vote…
Did he actually answer a question this time – his performance was so bad it was unbelievable. Oh, yes, Tories are going to make cuts – but that’s what comes when the country’s bankrupt – the alternative – Quantitive Easing, superinflation and the IMF – or ‘financial holiday’ as the Bunker describes it.
We have choice – the lunatic who created the mess we’re in over the past 12 years and blames it on everyone else – or a team who are providing labour with solutions and probably do have policies – just don’t want to save Labour’s credibility by giving Labour an oppotunity to implement them, and then lie that they’re their own.
Do Nothing – yep, that’s labour until the next policy is supplied by Call-me-Dave!
The sales of purple shell suits are going through the roof. up year on year, every year.
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW YOU C’UNTS!
Is that the Beast in the floral dress?
Ann Widdiecombe is going to stand for speaker – hoorah!
The Gorgon is really cracking before our eyes. Obama Beach was truly dreadful and whilst reading out his “proposal” after pmq’s today it was riddled with mistakes in delivery as others have been lately. What the hell is Sarah Brown doing? She is a PR professional for christs sake and should be shoving brochures of New England properties under his right eye and leaving piles of $’s all over the kitchen table.
No free NHS in the States for when he eventually cracks up.
Brown cartoon from the Indy (if you have a strong stomach)…
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00184/cartoon090609_184221d.jpg
Labour have gang banged the British public – acting out a socialist business class fantasy, lying to get in power then changing the rules is a wankers trick.
Ape man Brown has bummed the economy until it sphincter has split
Ann Widdecombe is putting her name forward for Speaker, I hope she gets it, frighten the life out of Mandy and Gordon if she does, she wont stand for any messing about.
That would be superb. Go Annie!
That’s precisely why Labour won’t support her. They’ll go for the slimeball Bercow.
Liebour are going to install Harpo Marx has speaker. oink…oink
If slimeballs are included put our names on the Polling Card
I remember HIGNFY.
Although it would be great fun- All they need to do is tell a few knob jokes and she’ll never come back again.
What news of new troughers ????
The old troughers are still going strong. They`ve all got away with it why waste time exposing new ones.
In the DT I see the MP for Plymouth something claims £1,100/month mortgage interest on her constituency (second) home. That seems a lot for just interest – is it a large property, and if so why does she need a big constituency home when she actually lives in London with my MP?
Yes, it’s all troughing comme d’habitude for the next 11 months, while the PM goes through the motions of “reforming” MPs’ expenses, thousands lose their jobs, and the economy goes down the swanny.
LOL Derek Draper got turned down by a gay man. Derek ”Droopy Dick” Draper couldn’t even get his nob sucked when he offered himself on a silver platter to a single and horny homosexual male. LOL
Derek Draper = fail
His cock was too small.
And he was only interested in vanilla sex.
Just saw William Hague.He is a class act.
Let’s have a really decent man for Speaker. I nominate Ian Duncan Smith.
Talking of Hague and his obsfucations. Am I allowed to recommend an article in The Daily Telegraph?
I’ll put the link in as Guido may be interested because I was researching Libertas and the Irish vote on Lisbon. I came across this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/5496912/EU-security-proposals-are-dangerously-authoritarian.html
So, you film yourself tresspassing in someone else’s garden.
mmmmm
theyre all getting away with it never mind opening up their swishy public funded pads to the public. MPs resign over expenses fiddling and are then reappointed two weeks later; how much money has been paid back. has Julie Kirkbride STOPPED paying her brother sister mother et al. Its all gone quiet.
The fraudsters have won!
David Cameron has left the door open for her, so she says. Is he mad?
You sad losers can all piss off – I`m keeping it all in the family.
Q..Whats blue, orange and has a hard on?
A..Your ex,ex,husband.
Thank fuck for Dick Sniffin and his banditos for moving the agenda on!
(And away from Exe’s)
What political affiliations do the less-than-dynamic duo have?
After watching the video, it is clear they are socialists:
They express class envy, and seem to have a rather hazy notion of what constitutes property, ownership and also propriety. (“What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is my own” seems to describe their attitude.)
They are also typical socialists in that they promise something, then blatantly refuse to deliver what they promised. Yet fail to notice the problem with their wilfulness in this regard.
(”What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is my own” seems to describe their attitude.)
I and all my Banking friends have absolutely no problem with that attitude.
Please Enjoy your imminent public spending cuts and tax rises.
We shall all be safely tucked away in wamer Tax-Free climes.
Yes, Fred. And who GAVE you our money? A Socialist did, Wee Jimmy Brown!
ITV delayed 10 o’clock news…
“Gordon Brown Tried to mark out his territory today”
Dirty dog, can’t believe I missed that.
The early bird gets the “Cleveland steamer”!
And I thought It was catspitz I could smell
Becket’s put down her marker for speaker.
So Could fucking LieBore do any worse under that shister Bliar?
Could WE do any worse under that shyster Bliar?
Answers on a fucking postcard – to
GrouniadMaTwatty
The Beast of Kirkuldy
C/o Toynby Towers – how do you spell that horrible bitches name?
Millionaire’s Row
Bent Town on Fife
Reginald Perrin last seen in Steens Garden
DT- News Flash- Malik sings like canary
You couldn’t make this up!
Is he going to resign every week?
Can’t you grasp simple mathematics!
He’s one million per cent straight
Have you tried samaritans?
OK. This is what seems to have happened.
1. Malik is a crook
2. That’s why Brown made him resign
3. Philip Mawer “investigated” Malik, found nothing amiss
4. Brown reappointed Malik
5. Brown refused to publish Mawer’s report (‘transpairency’, ‘cleaning up politics’)
6. Brown forced to publish Mawer’s report by Chris Kelly
7. Malik is still a crook
Q: Who carries the can?
a) Malik for being a crook
b) Mawer for writing an incompetent report
c) Mawer for being too ‘transpairent’
d) Brown for appointing Mawer
e) Brown for appointing Malik (twice)
f) Blears, Smith, Flint have already made a payment on account in respect of can transportation
Is the answer ‘e’?
The cupboard under the stairs is a legitimate office under the rules
I thought we’ve moved on from ‘Rules’- we’re talking about troughing as much as the tail wind allows from the ‘productive’ tax payers
Answer a – f as they all work for me!
I think a deep probing audit of these ‘not proven’ verdicts from eminent placemen needs to take place. Needn’t kick the arse out of it – go back say 12 years. Any evidence of skulduggery – lash them fleshless in Trafalgar Square on a Sunday morning. Seize whatever can be found in their bank accounts. Sell their property. Sell their family’s property. Sell their families. Then wall them up for a couple of decades. These bastards would find nothing extraordinary about the works of Pol Pot if there was a fiver or a title in it.
Labour on NewsNight
‘We have achieved an increase in public sector costs’
FFS, call that an achievement!
Amazing, one day back and Brown has fucked it up with a cover up
Maliks amazing fiddle, no wonder Brown tried to cover it up.
Hows that for change Labour mp’s happy now.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5499450/MPs-expenses-Shahid-Malik-admits-charging-taxpayer-for-two-houses.html
Shahid Malik admits charging taxpayer for two houses
Shahid Malik has admitted that the taxpayer had met the costs of office space in his constituency house and his designated second home in London simultaneously.
The Communities Minister claimed the maximum second home allowance for his London property while the office on the ground floor of his constituency house was funded through a separate parliamentary “office” expenses system.
The disclosure threatens to undermine the Prime Minister who only returned Mr Malik to government earlier this week after receiving assurances that his financial affairs were in order.
It now appears that Downing Street failed to scrutinise Mr Malik’s expense claims thoroughly before allowing him to hold ministerial office again.
The Daily Telegraph disclosed on Wednesday that Mr Malik had claimed more than £6,500 for a property described only as “office 2” on his parliamentary claim forms.
The minister had declined to tell this newspaper the location of the taxpayer-funded “office 2”. However, it can now be disclosed that “office 2” was the ground floor of his constituency home in Dewsbury.
Thank you Daily Telegraph. Now what and what else is going on? FFS
I knew there was something wrong with Brown as soon as I set eye on him.
Didn’t go to a good school and never caught sight of him up at Oxford. Must be trade.
Bring back Palmerston – that’s all I can say.
No. 10 said it was “within the rules”. That’s alright then…..
The BBC should not get too excited serious sources expect 10%+ interest rates and “raging inflation” in 2 years time. More pain to come.
On topic, the Don’t Panic team should pay a visit to Shahid “4 offices” Malik’s .
What? And be seen as racist? Oh, I don’t think so!
o/t but, hell!!
Margaret WHO as Commons Speaker?
That’s scary shit!!!
Telegraph now ripping Shahid Malik a new arsehole – double claiming ina severely duplicit way – he’s done.
Also exlains why Cyclops didn’t want to release the report. So much for the sociopathic hoon changing his ways. He is going to look like shit for bringing Malik back.
Well – shitter than he normally does anyway.
Funnier by the day.
Wow a Brown relaunch that lasted not even a day.
Lol, he does that big fancy thing today and then this turns it into complete turd. Serious about cleaning up politics, my arse, Cameron is gonna nail Browns ass to the wall on this.
Wow a Brown relaunch that lasted not even a day.
Lol, he does that big fancy thing today and then this turns it into complete t”rd. Serious about cleaning up politics, my a”se, Cameron is gonna nail Browns a£s to the wall on this.
Makes a change from Voldermort nailing his arse to the bed I suppose. I suppose he could always bring back Chipolata Prescott.
At least it would be entertaining – well in the way watching beached whales being pushed back into the sea by 100 8yr old Greenpeace volunteers is entertaining anyway.
If only this had come out before PMQ’s. Never mind, eh?
The main thing though is that is it is out – unlike Brown himself
# Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
# Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as “their right.”
# Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
# Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
# Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
# Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
# Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
May state readily that their goal is to rule the world
Just some descriptions of a Sociopath
What’s all this stuff on the news about the recession almost being over? That wouldn’t be because of all this money printing – sorry – quantative easing – could it?
I wonder if this might be designed to give a bit of short term relief – say a year – just to tide the human snot-factory over ’til the general election.
Oh look, Gordon has saved hard working familes, now vote for him. Yeah, right, you can F.R.O. Gord.
i don’t think its fair that a normal man has to be the bitch of a bitch,never mind the occasion, Bitch
So for some unpardonable reason it has taken me two days to realise that the two new representatives of the EU Parliament from the unmentionable party will be spending the next five years of their working lives in er, Europe, mixing with er, multicultural Europeans day after day after day…..
That should mellow them out a bit. I wonder if they will make any mates?
They’ll make some new mates alright, but mellow out? I doubt it.
It started in Germany.
I suggest if you are in need of a really good laugh you have an hour available and you visit their website and take a look around. It is hilariously funny.
Check out their policies section for example, obviously written by three blokes on a pub crawl just before their tenth lager. The law and Order section promises “capital punishment for those caught red handed”.
The website is almost beyond parody, and it’s a shame that any discussion of that party is banned here, because their pages contain material for thousands of really great jokes. Happy hunting.
Pat, the post box painter, is innocent
I couldn’t leave this subject without touching on their Northern Ireland Policy:
“In the long run, we wish to end the conflict in Ireland by welcoming Eire as well as Ulster as equal partners in a federation of the nations of the British Isles”.
Er, I think the Irish might have something to say about that….
I think we can look forward to Dick Sniffin pushing for the entry of Russia into the EU – lots of gay skinheads in Moscow.
Guido fingered:
http://dizzythinks.net/2009/06/anti-guido-video-launched-in-primary.html
Demetrius said…
10-Jun-2009 17:34:00
The original Guy Fawkes plotted against a newly installed Scottish unelected ruler, who took over the State with a coterie of other Scots and other favourites. He sought to fasten a particular kind of Scottish protestant belief onto what was then a relatively broad church English version. It was a hopelessly corrupt and inefficent government that caused untold economic damage and other strife. So what changes?
Who is Thomas Paine in 2009
Change.
Woo!
Go Obama!
I know its already been touched on but poor show on the erroneous naked front – then again with the talent on offer I suppose thats a good thing mind.
Steen’s now got security for his pool – Michael Barrymore’s got the contract
Funny
Will the hoon in this video have a naked picnic in Shahid Malik’s back garden?
Thought not.
On a different subject,
Carrie Prejean has been fired as Miss California. She’s the one Alan Duncan said he’d murder cos of her anti gay marriage views.
http://ktar.com/index.php?nid=50&sid=1150399
‘Carrie Prejean has flown home after having her feathers ruffled in Best Bird Contest’
treasury lads, the PPP/PFI reports on economy need to be released by what date?
and will cyclops manage to avoid doing it (malik-style) before the election?
i know the figure is billions, so he does not want that coming out in all its glory, showing what a failure he and the unibrower next door were.
During PM’s questions there must a community trumping session going on, with a fart being emitted from at least on member on a continual basis
I reckon you could really crack a few off on the green leather seats
Has an MP ever cleared the chamber with a gas attack?
I should imagine Soames is something of an Howitzer. Especially in the afternoon.
Margaret Beckett specialises in Caravaners farts, a foul concoction of egg, beans and Goblin Stew
Yes, you can see the worn leather sometimes as if sand blasted
Brown has never in his life owned up to dropping one
Peter Mandelstone on the other hand farts like snake
Health & Safety have insisted that a warning sign is put up after Diane Abbot has done a depth charge in the ladies
Are those little ’speaker grills’ on the benches actually ventaxia’s? I’ve always wondered what they are.
Anatole Kaletsky say Labour was on its way to “historical oblivion”. Damn, I thought we were getting rid of them!.
He wasn’t asked to look into the expenses by Brown so that’s why The DT did instead.
Brown (sorry, “No .10″)says Malik has complied with the Ministerial Code. Does that Code include anything about integrity, leadership by example, honesty, transparency, whole truth and nothing but the truth, propriety when dealing with public money? Good to see a ticklist against those sort of criteria.
But then Brown gave his own flat to his wife for tax avoidance reasons and claimed second home allowance when he didn’t need one (we gave him a house in Downing Street) -so of course has no moral authority over the lower orders like Malik.
MAy be No 10 is smearing Malik, like they do, then publicly defending him to the press to keep our eyes off the spending cuts Labour are, or should be, planning? Malik is desparate to stay in job, so will take the punches etc.
Malik pulling a fast one on the taxpayers and making Brown look a fool (again). Solution: In any normal life he would have have been into the boss first thing today and sacked in 2 minutes. Uddin story has gone quiet as well. Any connection?
getting half the cost of a home cinema system back for plumbers, etc is fair plus full VAT allowance for sky and massage parlours
Not sure if Malik understands the concept of “half”. He want us to pay for it all. Any news on Uddin in the papers today – was she re-shuffled away?
Half is 500 000 000 per cent innit?
I switched on the BBC news at six last night and nor a mention of the vote. usual crap about swine flu and a BBC “investigatuion” about caravans. That will really set the world alight compared to MPs expenses. the most important vote in maybe 30 years – nada.
I had to surf the web to find the result.
This a.m. still nothing on Beeb TV about the vote even having taken place. News management or what? And I have to pay for this shite or face jail.
Rather than set the World alight, which would be environmentally unfriendly, let us set caravans alight. If you need further persuasion remember Margaret Becket is a caravanner.
Can we have a whip-round for an alarm clock for Guido?
On the day that the WHO meets to decide whether ’swine flu’ is a pandemic, who’s meeting to declare Brown a lying cheating bastard and should be removed from the high office (4th one claimed on expenses all in order?)
http://www.metrolyrics.com/blame-it-on-your-heart-lyrics-patty-loveless.html
According to the BBC this morning the recession is over and we can look forward to great improvements by the summer…..doh….close it down
Yeah – and I’m going to win £3m on the lottery this weekend…….
It’s a libert of hell
There’s nothing like a bit of old fashioned class envy to get the British public foaming at the mouth. The comments posted by most of the visitors to this site do nothing other than confirm the long held suspicion of those of us who can actually read and write properly, that politicians of all shades over the last 30 years have contrived to produce at least 2 generations of illiterate, pig-ignorant no-hopers.
The really scary thing is that they all have the same vote as you and I.
K, that was weird.
Absolutely brilliant. Here in the U.S., your first risk would have been being shot by the gardener. If you survived that, the electric fences would have caused the champaign to explode. If the soggy tongue in cheek protesters made it past the security cameras and armada or private military contractors, they could have enjoyed a sip of champaign before being arrested for trespassing and for picnicking in support of terrorism. They likely would also be charged with vandalism because of the burst champaign bottle. I believe picnicking in boxers is considered a drug offense here, and would likely get them 20 years.
Hmmmmmm. Free speech, sense of humor, civilized civil disobedience? Remind me again why we left the Empire back in the 18th century?
I’m just off to attend to that while I watch the news onC4 and start cooking a nice curry.
The Penguin
I just had a nice curry – homemade of course. It was very nice.
Prick Griffin demands you eat fish-n-chips or pie-n-mash.
You need some Kate Humble(tm) pie.
You need some Kate Humble pie ™.
Gordon Brown is getting on with the job, helping hardworking families out of the downturn in t his difficult time
He can start by cutting my fecking tax. Thieving bastards.
Glad to see you are indoors where you should be and not out in the community. Be careful
non working non english speaking families and scottish dole scroungers more like init.
No he is taxing the fuck out of all of us.
wot a ‘orrible litle shit he – or is he a ’she’ (ie ‘taker’) – is
OMG – wot a complicated world this is/
no, you be careful you c’unt.
methinks I will bash your brains out troll.
OMG – Kate’s pie! -
I’d like to bash the brain out of Gavin Esler.He is TOTALLY USELESS.Have just seen him on Newsnight siding with that bloody NU-LIEBOR Hoon about the economy. I am sooooo soooo angry.The BBC are so biased,I feel really sick.Bloody Gavin Esler.
I could smack that quent Denham in his fecking gob, ZanuHoon, lying through his teeth about spending.
They just don’t get it, spending can fall there is £billions to be saved by more economic spending, quango disbandonment, public sector pension rationalisation etc.
Anyway where is this PFI in this debacle, never mentioned by Denham et al.
The BBC are biased true, and NuLab are full of shit with their lies and profligacy around public spending. However, that Andrew Lansley bloke is gaff prone. Fraser Nelson had set up the platform well, calling out Brown the other day on Nulabs spending lies but this Lansley chap just blunders in.
Note to Dave. How many open goals are you guys going to miss. Forget the reasoned Queensberry rules stuff. NuLab are a bunch of corrupt thieving bastards and need to be addressed as such in word and deed.
We need a modern day Tebbit.
Having seen you get voted off Celebrity MasterChef last night I can understand your anger at the BBC.
Bad luck.
Lie Snare GV
I admit I was hurling verbal insults at Mr Denham, but he was totally out classed by Phillip Hammond.
They’ve got one. Dan Hannon, but he’s an MEP.
Ah, but you are assuming the Conservatives actually want an election. Looking at what they’ve actually done, rather than CMD’s words…show me anything that looks like an attempt to force an election. Full of wind, and full of Blue Labour policies.
I saw the PMQs which Cameron “Lost” and though he did not put Brown to the sword not one question was answered. It is Brown consistently repeating the same old tired clichés that will do for him in the end. All Cameron has to do is point to the rope and brown will do the rest.
There alot of folk disappointed with the Cameroons.
Turned out to be a useless pile of shite.
Ah, Mr C, back again. That gay skinhead porn really does not keep you occupied for long does it.