Kevin Maguire’s Sick “Maddy” Cameron Jibe
This morning at a breakfast briefing seminar held at the City offices of corporate lobbyists Hanover Communications, Kevin Maguire was the star turn giving the assembled spin-doctors and fee paying clients the benefit of his insight derived from his years of service to Gordon Brown and Damian McBride, the former Downing Street press adviser, who was Kevin’s long time drinking partner.
When the cappuccino supping Maguire was asked by one of the croissant chewing seminar participants if there was any possible way Gordon Brown could win the general election his smirking reply was:
“The only way Gordon Brown can win the general election is if Madeleine McCann’s body is found in David Cameron’s garage.”
Kevin has previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo – he was the key source for the Smeargate stories that were intended to be used by Damian McBride, Derek Draper and Charlie Whelan to smear David Cameron, George Osborne’s wife and other leading Tories. The sheer hypocrisy of Kevin Maguire is breathtaking. He talks down to the readers of the Mirror, telling them Gordon can win while at the same time telling high powered corporate insiders that Brown is finished. The Mirror was at the forefront of the campaign to find Maddy, Maguire just thinks it is a joke.
When Guido contacted our Kev’ this afternoon he made no effort to apologise or express any regret.
sick but true
Has anybody actually checked Camerons garage?
No one wants to find anything, though.
How come Maguire knows where to look?
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Well it ain’t Maddie.”
I’ wesna me!
That line might have come straight from McBride himself.
Absolutely disgracefu. The man is a complete asswipe.
I’ll get onto the redtops and tip them off.
Diversion tactics that NuLabour taught me.
can somebody inform sky news i dont think they want a crettin like this reviewing their newspapers !
The really sad fact of this whole matter is: how we allowed people like Kevin Maguire, Gordon Brown, other members of the Enemy Class, and then also all those tragically-ensnared pawns such as the hapless McCanns who have got mixed up in all this spin-theatre, to dominate the terms of public discourse.
Forgive my french -your are a sick shithead
Merci!
Sick jokes and comments are not funny or appropriate on any blog or web site particularly regarding the McCann’s and Madeleine.
Have the McCann’s seen this comment?
They should sue the sick “Bar Steward” Maguire.
The BBC keep wheeling him to defend Labour. how two faced can anyone get.
I don’t suppose they would mind , so long as it takes the heat of them
WTF does ‘appropriate’ mean in the context of blogs and blogging?
Toilets Maguire always has been & always will be a complete hoon. He & Labour go well together.
Maguire … an arsehole of the first water … how can the BBC not have rumbled him for what he is?
Do Maguire and Toynbee each have a rolling contract with the BBC. She’s appeared and been allowed to spout so often recently the time must soon come when she’s allowed to stay there overnight.
Greychatter,
You are truly a product of these “enlightened” times. Your cultural conformity is commendable comrade!!
If anything, they should check the McCann’s garage
You should be ashamed of yourself. But you won’t be; that’s scum for you.
Ohhhhh wibble wibble. Here have a refund and fuck off.
I did. All I found was the homunculus’ crack kit and a few spare blades for the wind turbine.
Have you noticed how the days seem to be getting longer and the nights seem to be getting shorter?
I wonder what is going on?
It started in America
FFS !
Its called ” Global warming ” ?
Please make cheque out too Mr A Gore, anything less than £500 you will be classed as a ‘ denier ‘?
Then how are you going to sleep at night !
Errr its called summer, up untill the solstice the days do get longer
and now the lights are going out all over Europe …
Pizza for the McCann’s!
They don’t eat in.
no they dine , in there back garden
That’s quite funny actually. But it reveals him to say things in private that he lacks the courage to speak in public.
Ah, but at least Toilets admits that Labour are completely finished. That’s got to be worth a few smashed Nokias in Number 10.
fuckin bad darts
I’m sure Mandy can fix it
These are the sort of people we are dealing with – little wonder the electorate have had enough.
TIME for CHANGE !
Not change. Revolution
Not revolution, just general mayhem. Everybody north of Watford and everybody south of Hull … string ‘em up.
The only party that can bring change is Labour. We have transformed this country for the better over the past 12 years and will continue to do so for another 12. We stand for the many, not the few. That is why we are the natural party of government and that is why Cameron will lose.
The only party that can bring change is Labour. We have transformed this country for the trougher over the past 12 years and will continue to do so for another 12. We stand for the many criminals, not the few honest people. That is why we are the unatural party of government and that is why Cameron will wipe us out.
Could we get the McCanns to babysit Gordon?
I tell you, we were only in the House of Commons bar, not more than say 50ft from 10 Downing Street and someone has made orf with him
good idea , they would fucking loose him
dave says:
June 8, 2009 at 6:42 pm
good idea , they would fucking loose him
Not really, plod would only have to follow the trail of discarded teddy bears and dummies to locate the c u n t ?
Harri says:
June 8, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Not really, plod would only have to follow the trail of discarded teddy bears and dummies to locate the c u n t ?
Or follow the trail of snot covered broken nokias
Bwahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah!
AAAAAA Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!
Fabulous meds, must be expensive and on expenses to afford them.
Yes,you have changed the country over the past 12 years.It is beyond recognition.It’s now a third world basket case.You do stand for the many….but not many of them are British.You have allowed the riff-raff of the world into our country.As I walk around the area of west London where my family settled in 1880 I see people thronging the streets.It’s more like downtown Casablanca than downtown Latimer Road.Police vans parked up waiting for trouble. You have transformed our country so that people like Binyam Mohamed et al and all their families,can sponge off us for the rest of their lives.You have allowed people to come here and be treated for AIDS whilst British people are denied cancer drugs.You have allowed British workers to be discriminated against in favour of ethnic minorities.You have allowed the education system to disintegrate.You are discriminating against white working class boys and men right now.You are NOT the Labour party.You disgust me.
100%
No, no Jan!
They “_are_ the Labour Party!
What you describe was their _job_ to bring about!
They have _succeeded_ …
Spot on, Charlie girl. Every time they take over they ruin the economy.
Labour, ruining Britain since 1922
What a deluded individual you are ! This country is being run by a shower of
brigands,thieves,liars and general incompetents; if they are for the many -
why is there no room at the trough for others ? They have decimated pension
schemes,gold reserves and a mountain of debt which future governments will
have to pay off – and that is not to mention Private Finance Initiatives they
have taken out of the accounts. PRUDENCE the man raved for ten years as
Chancellor of the Exchequer………and you lot believed him. The man is a very
dangerous ideologist – in days of yore a tumbril would have been hailed to
carry him off to TYBURN.
Calm down, dear. 34 was a joke.
Didn’t the Tories start PFI?
ive got some redundancy money.what odds are you giving on cameron to lose charles
The Tao tells me not to bet.
party what party that was 100% stage managed by peter mindyourson they should put that shower of shit on the stage . theres one leaving in five minutes
I don’t suppose this will serve to reduce the number of his appearances on the BBC, unfortunately.
You are an unaahamed nasty so-and-so — your readers swallow it back joyfully. It was a crap and horrible joke, but spare us the crocodile tears and leave fake outrage to failing newspapers.
Was addressing to Guido. Not S. T. Hammer.
Hi, Jimmy!
Undoubtedly. Agreed. I hate the Mirror. Not only is it poisonous drivel for half wits, it somehow manages to be sanctimonious as well, with no sense of humour – a bit like the nasty party it supports.
If we were in the states this story would blow up huge and finish brown. They go mental about this kind of story.
http://www.fsn.typepad.com/blog
You can’t link to the front page of a news service and talk about ‘this story’ – within hours, if not minutes, the headlines change. Disambiguation, please.
So he does think Brown is going to lose the next election. I always thought the bastard was living in the same happy land as the Mirror.
He has the sort of face you’d never tire of slapping.
The Penguin
Preferably with a 2 x 4.
studded with nails
“Why don’t you concentrate on solving the Jewish problem” – The Penguin
Is that like Sudoku?
What is the Jewish Problem?
How to sew the foreskin back on with invisible stitching.
I’m no friend of The Penguin, but must you continue with your piss-poor attempt to misquote his answer to ‘Tony Blair’? It’s boring.
An uber cυnt if ever there was one.
how did you manage to say “Hunt” without getting hooned ?
as in c u n t ?
Used some strange foreign vowel for the U
This git is everywhere in the BBC.
Time to start a campaign to get him off the airwaves – anybody up for it?
too right sign me up !!
Ignoring the legalities, let’s pretend we’re in the country and McGuire’s a fox
No surprise they banned chasing dumb vermin then is there. Self preservation again.
he’s also rent a gob on Sky. At least I don’t pay Sky for him to gob off on though, the BBC however…..
Kevin Maguire is a brave and loyal gentleman of the press who does not flinch from shining a light around public conveniences late at night, er, I mean shining a light into the murky corners of political intrigue.
He was the model for my character, Morkin the Lickspittle, in my legendary computer game, Take it up the Khyber 2.0 (TM).
Autumn deepens.
The scarecrow is wearing a new coat
Of fallen leaves.
Charles,
I have a copy of your famous game “Hoots Man, gimme another Nokia, ya bastard”. It won’t even boot up. It says it is “corrupt”.
Your attempt to impersonate me is laughable, typical of the Tories to play the man rather than the ball. I can’t wait to see your face after next year’s general election when Brown wins by a landslide.
Known as Rugby league, you mad twat.
Hi, Chazza you’ve gone bit quiet recently. Everything OK ducky?
Don’t you mean when Gordon is hit by a landslide and completely annihilated and Labour is out of power forever.
You Haiku if you want to!
why havent you got a cock in your gob ? it will stop the shit spilling out !
Worst. Haiku. Ever.
Or are you taking the *iss?
… like cherry blossom.
Heartless. Sums them up.
They do seem to target recently bereaved (or otherwise) parents, firstly with the Camerons and now the McCanns.
Must be because normal family life and values are completely foreign concepts to these… do you know? I can’t think of a name which describes them.
Slimeballs will do till I think of something worse.
This government has tested the wonderful descriptive powers of the English language, to way past breaking point.
How many ways are there to say. MOTHER FUCKING MARXIST COMMUNIST NWO CREATING BANKSTERS, GRANDMOTHER SELLING BASTARD CRIMINALS, HABITUAL FUCKING LIARS, 2nd and 3rd WORLD MURDERING FASCISTS, and TRULY EVIL BEYOND IMAGINATION TYPE SCUMBAGS?
You see you just can’t quite do this lot ‘justice.’ There are no words in ANY language that can fully describe how I and many others feel about these utter shitheads.
They have been warned time and time again about the ultimate consequences of there insane economic and social policies. Very few of any of these were popular, even at the time, not even with the public services they were deliberately intended to buy off.
However all we heard from Gordon, Tony, Toilets, and The BBC, was ‘no more boom and bust,’ and’ the economy is growing at a faster speed since the Roman invasion’ and ‘it is this Labour government, and god himself Gordon Brown, that has achieved ALL OF IT, all on his glorious own.’
Now the wheels of this economy have done what they always were going to do sooner or later. Which is, PERMANENTLY fall off. The true HORROR of what these criminal psychopaths have actually done to this country, and THE WORLD, especially the third bit, is now plane for even Guardian readers to see. Not of course the BBC, because they collectively live on a completely different planet from the rest of common humanity, and most likely originally come from one as well.
This government is not just bad, or extremely sad. It is EVIL beyond belief. Also, as indicated above, beyond the normal human imagination to fully understand, or adequately describe.
We have just one hope left, and very unfortunately it comes in the guise of an ETON TOFF, still wet behind the ears.
So it has come to this.
Cameron will have approximately 12 months to start making a very big difference indeed, or even my 101 year old grandmother will hit the streets in the most violent and destructive act of desperation this country has EVER known in its ENTIRE HISTORY, and will ever know again.
Thus Gordon and his bankster chums will finally get their long awaited and planned for MARXIST REVOLUTION.
We can’t leave this rapidly and terminally sinking ship, life our politicians can and WILL. This small rather pretty rock is all we, and our children have.
Therefore we will have little or nothing to lose, and maybe a colour TV or several to gain. Not of course that we will have any affordable power to run them on, or indeed any programs other then BBC ones to watch.
But there again, WHO exactly gives a shit anymore?
I thought it was a funny comment…but not appropriate given the position he is in.
Because McG actually does know where she is?
“The Juwes will not be blamed for nothing.”
Personally if Scottish Rite Gordon, does not know what exactly happened to Maddy. He most certainly has a good idea what sort of thing may very well have been done to her, why, and by what sort of people it may have been done. So indeed MUST the police services of both countries.
The main clue is in the situation of the event. Which was as we know a certain part of Portugal.
Scotland and a certain part of Portugal have a few very important things historically in common, apart from being basically corrupt, and run by very strange people.
Please do the research yourself, I am getting seriously frustrated making it all so very easy for you all, and still getting ignored. By doing so, you will hopefully soon work out exactly what the highly relevant connection between these two nations is, and why this connection is very likely connected to the almost certain ritual sacrifice of this child. Also why the chances of ever finding this little girls body, is next to non existent.
I could be wrong, but unfortunately for this little girls parents and relatives, I am very rarely wrong about anything.
Nice to see Nurse has allowed you on the computer today.
Cadaver odour all over Kate McCann’s clothes, the apartment & the hire car should tell you something. Unless she was in on this ‘child ritual killing’ as well… I doubt it somehow. And don’t tell me it was planted, you div.
Corruption, yes, but in the disgraceful cover-up. This case is yet another shameful reflection on this shoddy government.
Be off with you and consider yourself wrong… Very wrong.
If those nutters over on the 3 arguidos forum are to be believed…………..I wouldn’t rule it out
Kevin Maguire’s Sick “Maddy” Cameron Jibe
They are already on it.
Some nutters over there, but also many case-savvy people.
After all most abductions are bogus , or close family relative is to blame.
I still cant climb out of my window without leaving a trace , and im not carrying a kid , and my window hasnt got a years worth of moss all over it .
Duh, duh, duh. Thanks for your insight, Sherlock.
No Anon !! my name is David , not Sherlock , Sherlock (Holmes) was a work of fiction .
I bit like a Jane Tanner statement .me thinks
Still, on the bright side “MP Blunkett injured in cow attack”. BBC online headline, I read on but apparently no female Labour MP’s were involved.
Bet he didn’t see that coming.
lack of foresight
The Cow’s behaviour was disgraceful, it should be shot.
Hey now the cow is a productive member of society it can produce milk, methane and crop grass.
Lets shoot Blunkett instead.
Sadly, he could not pick the cow out at the identity parade, so the CPS ruled there was insufficient evidence for a prosecution.
The Penguin
Talking of disgraceful behaviour,
“Why don’t you concentrate on solving the Jewish problem” – The Penguin
Hope the cow’s OK?
Any writer’s for right-wing magazines spotted in the area?
it took blunket 15 attempts to pick up his flat cap !
LMFAO Roll us your cowpat grandad…round the back
I’m usually against people having a go at ‘dark’ humour but for the context he has said this in, it is horrible. It is one thing to say that privately with friends, but in a public environment it is something much worse. Think of her parents you heartless bastard.
Her parents?
Those bastards?
No need to think of her parents.
They think about only themselves 24hrs/day
Always likened Nu-Liebor and their camp followers to a bad sixth form debating society.But actually they are more like a bunch of spotty,smelly 14 year olds. KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE just about sums them up.This tosser is a total sicko. What we do and say in life which hurts others in any way has a habit of coming back and hurting us.This Kevin Maguire sure has a lot coming to him.
Very true. He should have said the McCann’s garage and he’d be getting warmer.
I really can’t get too exercised about sick jokes. Most of us tell them at some time or another. So he probably shouldn’t have said it at a public meeting, it still doesn’t really bother me.
But there is a time and place for everything wouldn’t you agree?
Definitely.
Will you shit in my mouth?
I would yes. How can I put this? I would never dream of making a comment like that in a public place knowing there was every chance of it getting back to the parents, and to that extent he’s horribly got it wrong. But also I really hate the way you get a witchhunt of anyone who makes an off-colour comment these days. Does that make sense?
You mean you hate the PC society we’ve become but at the same time there is a time and a place for certain jokes??
I totally agree btw.
This should not surprise anyone. He is part of the scumbag establishment elite keeping the real news to themselves and running his own shite agenda. I hope to see the end of the established media in the next few years. Keep the independent blogs going.
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It would be nice to get this moving again. Given the recent events, I am sure a lot would sign it, if we got it back in the MSM.
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Kevin Maguire = Twat!
No, twats are useful.
The Penguin
But sometimes expensive !
There is a lot too be said to having a wank ?
Its cheaper, quicker , and a dam sight less argumentative ?
Oh , the loneliness its fucking unbearable !
And the taxpayer pays for the material…
That’s true, just the fact that he is an utter bastard should be enough.
The man is disgusting.
Agree.
Another lampost required ?
One quick flush should push the jobbie round the bend
What a piece of stinking shite. No wonder he supports labour. The twat should apologise now.
He won’t. It was a good day to bury bad views.
Clever.
Alternatively, Gordon could go out to Portugal to look for her.
Whilst he’s gone, the country could be run properly.
Just think how terrified the poor little girl would be if he found her.
The Penguin
SKY reporting orchestrated cheers as Brown enters the PLP meeting.
Soviet Styled management.
All except PLP despair.
Any news at all on what Purnell’s soirée in Madchester is all about?
your twisting my melon man.
Hmmm, not heard anything from him, is he on his way to the Lords to make up the numbers in the cabinet?
I thought that Brown was an aguido
No, he’s more of an innuendo.
The Penguin
Or perhaps a desdichado.
No Guido is aguido
The fact that he is sufficiently disinhibited about this kind of stuff to even think about saying it in public, let alone actually say it, indicates the level of depravity present in Stalin’s bunker.
Dirt at the heart of government.
Lighten up, Guido. It was funny.
Not if you’ve lost a child
or if you discarded your kid.
Someone asked me today who I thought was a better father, Gerry McCann or Joseph Fritzl?
I said Fritzl.
At least he knew where his kids were.
Oh, I know where she is OK.
It’s just that YOU don’t
ure a hoon
From memory – they didn’t ‘lose’ a child – they left a child, 3 children actually, unattended in an unlocked apartment….it all stinks to high heaven – still.
No it wasn’t. Even if it were, he should not have said it in a public meeting.
It’s the sort of thing that get’s said on this blog everyday, but any excuse to give toilets a good kicking.
I’d vote Labour if make it up Maguire’s body was found in Cameron’s garage
Well said.
“When Guido contacted our Kev’ this afternoon he made no effort to apologise or express any regret.”
He wouldn’t know the meaning of the words, arrogant prick.
If you were earning £100,000 a year + all the grommets you can eat ? you would not give a fuck either ?
When Guido contacted our Kev’ this afternoon he made no effort to apologise or express any regret.
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
Maguire is vermin.
Even vermin look after their young.
He’s a depraved nonentity.
http://the3arguidos.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=34119
it’ll spread like wildfire
He has always been an ignorant bastard.
Once a ‘ socialist’ always a ‘ socilaist ‘?
Sky is reporting that Labour MP’s cheered McTwat when he entered the committee room for this evenings meeting.
They really still don’t get it do they?
Onwards and downwards to Oblivion.
They would do anything to keep their jobs like LDV workers
Cheering the worst Labour leader for the worst Labour results ever? Not only don’t they get it, they’re totally fucking mental.
Mental = Self obsessed
clarke just told him to fuck off apparently in the meeting but I doubt he will. Best placed man for the job, getting on with the jo…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Interesting though but as Doctors and I believe GP’s they could sit in judgement on child care cases. Odd don’t you think considering.
Pass the vino.
Dear All
“The only way Gordon Brown can win the general election is if Madeleine McCann’s body is found in David Cameron’s garage.”
As a non supporter of the McCann Circus even I find this clown’s remarks OTT.
In all likelyhood this little girl is dead and if she was lucky it was quick and painless.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
I fucking hate McGuire.Why the fuck does he get any airtime at all the prick.
guido
your making yourself look an idiot—making this a story
fack off it’s in the publics interest to know what kind of scum like Maguire are really like after all they try to influence our opinion on a daily basis.
I pay money to read maguires shit after all. Not any more though.
looks like your brains smaller than Prescotts
The Socialists believe the pontifications of comrade Toilets.
If you can judge a man by the company he keeps, than I came to right conclusion about the everyone in the Labour party.
Can anyone please explain why that shithouse McGuire is called “Toilets”?
Perhaps the Mirror might like to print Toilet’s “joke” on the front page – then he could explain to the readers how really really funny it is. I’m sure the public would understand he meant it to be in the best possible taste………
I can handle most of the dirty tricks, and the money fiddles – (sorry, within the rules – fiddles) done by many MP’s, but how on earth could Mr Maguire make such a comment about a lost child ???
That was not just in bad taste, it was totally awful.
She’s not lost. She lost her life and her parents are totally aware of it. The joke is in poor taste but contains a grain of truth. Obviously nothing to do with Cameron, but Brown’s been making phone calls from the beginning.
Read the official files and educate yourself. Jesus.
Fraudulent fund, anyone?
Guido. Billy Joel wrote a rather good song called Goodnight Saigon which had the following lyrics:
We dug in deep
And shot on sight
And prayed to Jesus Christ
With all our might
We had no cameras
To shoot the landscape
We passed the hash pipe
And played our Doors tapes
And it was dark
So dark at night
And we held on to each other
Like brother to brother
We promised our mothers we’d write
And we would all go down together
We said we’d all go down together….
Does that remind you of a political party we know?
Maybe Jonah could get Susan Boyle round to sing it to them?
The Penguin
Or The Doors:
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
The Scottish Dead Tree Press Mafia have been at it today -
‘The Daily Record’ front page today is a full page feature on the death of the brother of a Swedish footballer who years ago played for Celtic.
The election results and Labour story confined to an inch and a half of column space bottom left.
Dr John Reid’s (Chairman of Celtic FC and Godfather of Scottish mafia) influence, perhaps ?
It’s not called “The Daily Rebel” in Scotland for nothing.
What more proof do we need that Labour and its supporters are filthy fucking degenerates?
Personally Smeargate made up my mind. This latest rather points the finger at the others who were involved. They really want to watch out.
I’m quite surprised at Michelle Obama taking her girls into the cesspit Labour and its operatives have made of our Parliament yesterday. I’d keep my children well away.
No, I’m sure they can also win if they fiddle the results and forge lots of postal ballots. I think that’s their plan A.
Hmm, has anyone reported this to Adrian Chiles yet?
He’s bisy with christine.
In future generations, people will no longer use the phrase ‘that is like the pot calling the kettle black’, but will instead say…
“That is like Guido Fawkes accusing Kevin Maguire of having previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo…”
What fucking planet are you living on Guido ?? Do you ever read the comments ?? Do you ever take a step back and look at the completely innocent and innuendo free graphic of Nick Griffin superimposed over Gordon Brown.
What a complete dickhead you are.
In future generations thay will say how could an unelected PM ratify the Lisbon treaty against a manifest promise of a referendum.
Kevin Maquire political editor of a second division red top with a hotline to the bunker. What an arse.
Guido may read the comments, he doesn’t write them. How quickly you have forgotten Drapers downfall.
OT, but disappointed that you don’t have a mole @ PLP meeting !
In future generations, people will no longer use the phrase ‘that is like the pot calling the kettle black’, but will instead say…
“That is like Guido Fawkes accusing Kevin Maguire of having previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo…”
What fucking planet are you living on Guido ?? Do you ever read the comments ?? Do you ever take a step back and look at the completely innocent and innuendo free graphic of Nick Griffin superimposed over Gordon Brown.
Oh Dolly, do fuck off
yawn
In future generations, people will no longer use the phrase ‘that is like the pot calling the kettle black’, but will instead say…
“That is like Guido Fawkes accusing Kevin Maguire of having previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo…”
What fucking planet are you living on Guido ?? Do you ever read the comments ?? Do you ever take a step back and look at the completely innocent and innuendo free graphic of Nick Griffin superimposed over Gordon Brown…
Uh oh the Labour spambot’s gone haywire.
Maguire – Just another uneducated, low life, ignorant, spineless, naff, nulabour thug! What an absolute sick monster this lying toad is.
So what? I’ve read much worse here
Little did Maguire know that Constantly Furious had beaten him to it, in this post, with this equally sick idea.
“.an election will be called shortly thereafter. An election that, unless CallMeDave is caught balls-deep in a Rohypnol’d Susan Boyle on the Queen Mother’s grave , Labour has no fucking chance of winning.”
Do I get the outrage of a disgusted nation too?
No, because what you wrote isn’t as sick as the Maguire’s pathetic efforts at wit.
The Queen Mother is dead; Susan Boyle is alive and well; but Maddie is missing and she is a child. Maguire’s comment was cruel if nothing else. Your comment is just crude!
SHE’S DEAD! But yes, her body’s missing. I’ll give you that.
Crude comment i agree,but the image that conjures up, is quite funny.
You’re a really, really naughty boy. Now buck up your ideas or you’ll end up in a NuLabour cabinet.
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A not unreasonable post, Guido – and I have no wish to sound Draperish but who are you to call Maguire on his hypocrisy (which he has in abundance) over his unpleasant Madeline McCann reference if you then allow the usual freaks, trolls and windowlickers on here (you know who you are OH) to do exactly the same, if not worse, here in the comments you publish? Either making jokes about a (probably) murdered child is wrong or it’s not. Which is it?
Don’t get me wrong, Maguire is a prize twat but jokes about dead little girls, wherever they are made, are not funny.
The difference is we insult the living whereas Magshite insults the dead & thei family allegedly
Just hope that The Sun picks up the story because they have supported the McCann’s and obviously The Sun is no friend of the Mirror. It does show the mentality of the type of people associated with Broon.
It’s a fucking joke, and a funny one too. I’ve heard sicker jokes on Mock The Week. You really come across badly when you try to be puritanical.
Have you got kids?
Somewhere. Pass me the Patatas Bravas and the Rioja would you?
would if it were Spain but in Portugal (different country if you are confused) its tinto and batatas.
It is not particularly funny.
Mock the Week is neither a good standard to compare with for either humour or good taste.
I can never understand some people’s mania for sick jokes involving real people and children in particular.
Macguire has three children, I wonder what his attitude would be if someone ran a competition for the sickest joke about his children?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/10/sick-tory-i-m-dressing-up-as-missing-maddy-115875-21029363/
I think this is the hypocrisy that Guido is getting at – the Mirror led the charge against this in January.
The really sick joke here is that Kate Mccann wouldn’t answer the 48 questions put to her by the PJ in 2007
Isn’t the real point that McGuire is supposed to be a NuLiebore supporter?
The Penguin
All the papers will pick up on it, it’s on Guidos.
Toilets is a steaming pile of stinking shite. End of.
Maguire is a shit of the highest order.
Oh, and maguire is a poisonous shit who needs a slow death.
McGuire is a nasty piece of work, but posturing about this sort of thing doesn’t really suit you Guido, or many others on here.
Fuck off
It’s not posturing, it’s a god given opportunity to nail the Hunt. The sanctimonious gutter press will crucify him now.
Nice one, Guido
Maguire looks like music journalist Paul Morley and is just as big a twat.
gordon could probably arrange that
I would love to be able to take a cricket bat and smash this piece of shit’s eyes to make them face the other way – he is nothing but another McBride fucker who really needs to be beaten the shit out of.
I am doing it tomorrow up at College Green
We’ve got the body. Where’s the garage?
“The only way Gordon Brown can win the general election is if Madeleine McCann’s body is found in David Cameron’s garage.”
Mandelson will read this and dig her up and plant her in Cameron’s garage.
Mandelson may dig her up, but it will not be to plant her anywhere!!!
Sicki bastard
You have to be a retard to read the Mirror.
Hopefully it’ll be in the Sun tomorrow
You should let the Mirror know what you think of the prat:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/06/08/euro-trashed-115875-21423715/
Guido “Lamp Post” Fawkes acts indignant over a tasteless remark. Irony is dead.
No mate you missed the point. Guido has merely lit the blue touchpaper. Wait for the fireworks in the tabloids tomorra.
Remember, remember
Yeah, but when some tit of a young Conserative got into trouble for dressing up as Maddie for a party didn’t you say it wasn’t that big a deal?
I do hope this appalling remark by Magshite is widely broadcast throughout the media – I suspect the expenses will be thought small beer compared to this – also I suspect when they find out the Mirror will have to get rid of him toot sweet
I do hope this appalling remark by Magshite is widely broadcast throughout the media – I suspect the expenses will be thought small beer compared to this – also I suspect when they find out the Mirror will have to get rid of him tut sweet
It’s Ludicrus, unhelpful and hurtful.
She’s in Palace in Spain , Morroco, Germany, Croatia, Mexico, Peru, Usa or Skipton.
All of the above maybe?
Toilets is lower than the whales’ shit at the bottom of the Antarctic Ocean
Can you imagine the uproar that would follow from the likes of Aljabeeba, The Guardian et al (and probably Maguire himself) if this comment had been made by someone like Richard Littlejohn, Melanie Phillips or the like
P.S. I’ll be interested to see how Master Baiter attempts to defend these comments from such a high ranking labour cheerleader.
McGuire is scum. Sorry SCUM!!!!!!
The prick is typical mag.”we can win something next time with our messiah”.
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/maguire/2008/12/happy-christmas-from-the-props.html
He might have had the decency to remove this from his blog – oh no, hang on..
Sorry is this type of behavour from anyone connected to the Daily Mirror supposed to come as a surprise?
Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Its about time the dark side of the media was exposed and outed in the same way that MPs were.
Relax – this is funny and Cameron is laughing as much as I am. It can only damage the Labour hoons further!
Old Holborn and that prick MaGuire are both sick fucks
Displacement.
Perhaps Maguire knows Brown is vulnerable on the McCann issue. When he was Chancellor – yes, Chancellor…not Foreign Secretary, PM or the McCanns’ MP – he took the lead in derailing the Portugese investigation.
Now that the UK Media have FINALLY (after about three weeks) reported that Amaral is in the process of suing the McCanns for defamation perhaps a certain nervousness is spreading through not just the “Pact of Silence” – the Tapas 9 – but their friends across the media, parliament, courts and police.
A light is going to be shined on this case at last.
hear hear !!
Ditto
I will shine the light in my own good time. The McCanns and their buddies will be exposed when I am ready!
couldnt Cameron sue him for this it really is a sick thing to say
If Muckguires body was found the killer would be hunted down in order for them to be awarded a medal.
What can you expect from the Mirror?
They have been running the Madeeline McCann / Raymond Hewlett story for the last two and a half weeks despite the fact they know that the Thompsons, who apparently came to them with the story, are a pair of fantasists who once claimed to have found Osama bin Laden’s hide out.
Then they publish claims from Peter Verran about Hewlett, without any independent verification. It is almost certain that the Thompsons and Verran are acting in concert and have fabricated their claims about Hewlett.
(Yes, Hewlett is a convicted paedophile, but there is no evidence to suggest he has anything to do with the McCann case.)
In printing this story, the Mirror and Sunday Mirror broke just about every rule in the PCC code of practice – anyone for a picture of a dying man in a hospital bed taken without his permission? (Tina Weaver of the Sunday Mirror would have been more than aware of this, of course, given she’s on the PCC..)
Do the Mirror believe this story? If they do, they’re bigger idiots than we could ever imagine. If not, then they’re taking the piss out of the McCanns to gain circulation.
Should we care? Given the McCanns’ team climbed all over this fake story in an attempt to give the couple’s ‘paedophile abductor’ claim credibility, they don’t deserve an ounce of sympathy.
Fake story, fake couple.
Maguire might be a dick, but surely even he has the McCanns down as fraudsters.
You speak the truth my son!
What’s the difference between Pope John Paul and Madeleine McCann?
Pope John Paul died a virgin.
Are really sure that either of them were virgins?
i think kev maguire is a pretty cool guy. eh laughs at dead toddlers and doesnt afraid of anything.
Of course he didn’t apologise – it’s bloody funny. And no sicker than half the comments that appear on here regularly. Don’t be so hypocritically pompous.
big difference between a blog poster calling someone a c u n t or making a sick joke, and a press officer for the government doing the same…
Rebecka Wade Is 110% behind the McCanns
Come on Guido. Lighten up. Its sick but funny.
giggle
To be sensible for a moment, can those who read this blog with contacts in the MSM (there are lots I know) make sure they go as big as possible on this story – the guy is a complete c u n t and deserves all the shit he gets for this comment….
You published some pretty repulsive comments about the McCann case yourself when it broke, Guido.
Hmmm … do the words “Pot” “Kettle” and “Black” mean anything to you Guido?
Why is Maddie McCann like a submarine?
They’re both underwater and full of se(a)men.
There once was a girl named Maddie,
Who had an irresponsible daddy,
Snatched from her bed,
She’s probably dead,
Raped by a Portuguese baddy.
Very good. Three lines of that are true; you can work on the other two.
Fuck off, you whining whore.
Actually, he was Scottish!
i think maddie mccann is a pretty cool guy. eh is hide-and-seek champion and doesnt afraid of anything.
“The sheer hypocrisy of Kevin Maguire is breathtaking.”
You mean he feigns outrage at tasteless jokes?
I’m appalled. Promise us that you won’t allow your basic human decency to prevent you from bring us these stories in future.
The butler did it.
I’ll let you all into a secret – Gordon actually did it!
Gordon’s not capable of doing it, just like he’s not capable of running the country or anything else.
Oh, come on.
Sick humour is what Britain does best. Anyone claiming to feel offended by it, is more likely just to be pissed off that they didn’t think of it first.
I’m going to let the cat out of the bag if I don’t get paid before long!
i think the cat is a pretty cool guy. eh is in the bag and doesnt afraid of anything.
Kevin McGuire – is that the self-satisfied twat with a big testicle on the end of his nose – or is that his real nose? Probably been poking it too much up his own arsehole.
Is Maguire an ignorant, bog Irish Hunt?
If not, I apologise, it’s just that he comes over as one.
It’s actually quite a funny joke. I suppose the holier than thou crew who are so offended have never laughed at a sick / racist / sexist joke in their lives before?