June 8th, 2009

Kevin Maguire’s Sick “Maddy” Cameron Jibe

This morning at a breakfast briefing seminar held at the City offices of corporate lobbyists Hanover Communications, Kevin Maguire was the star turn giving the assembled spin-doctors and fee paying clients the benefit of his insight derived from his years of service to Gordon Brown and Damian McBride, the former Downing Street press adviser, who was Kevin’s long time drinking partner.

When the cappuccino supping Maguire was asked by one of the croissant chewing seminar participants if there was any possible way Gordon Brown could win the general election his smirking reply was:

“The only way Gordon Brown can win the general election is if Madeleine McCann’s body is found in David Cameron’s garage.”

maddy mirrorKevin has previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo – he was the key source for the Smeargate stories that were intended to be used by Damian McBride, Derek Draper and Charlie Whelan to smear David Cameron, George Osborne’s wife and other leading Tories.   The sheer hypocrisy of Kevin Maguire is breathtaking.  He talks down to the readers of the Mirror, telling them Gordon can win while at the same time telling high powered corporate insiders that Brown is finished. The Mirror was at the forefront of the campaign to find Maddy, Maguire just thinks it is a joke.

When Guido contacted our Kev’ this afternoon he made no effort to apologise or express any regret.


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    sick but true

  2. 2
    Herbert Lom says:

    These are the sort of people we are dealing with – little wonder the electorate have had enough.

    TIME for CHANGE !

  3. 3
    Steve the Hammer says:

    I don’t suppose this will serve to reduce the number of his appearances on the BBC, unfortunately.

  4. 4
    olly says:

    If we were in the states this story would blow up huge and finish brown. They go mental about this kind of story.


  5. 5
    Send Gordon to the tower says:

    So he does think Brown is going to lose the next election. I always thought the bastard was living in the same happy land as the Mirror.

  6. 6
    nonnynoo says:

    An uber cυnt if ever there was one.

  7. 7
    Heads on poles says:

    This git is everywhere in the BBC.
    Time to start a campaign to get him off the airwaves – anybody up for it?

  8. 8

    Kevin Maguire is a brave and loyal gentleman of the press who does not flinch from shining a light around public conveniences late at night, er, I mean shining a light into the murky corners of political intrigue.

    He was the model for my character, Morkin the Lickspittle, in my legendary computer game, Take it up the Khyber 2.0 (TM).

    Autumn deepens.
    The scarecrow is wearing a new coat
    Of fallen leaves.

  9. 9

    Has anybody actually checked Camerons garage?

  10. 10
    Ivor Phartparp says:

    Heartless. Sums them up.

  11. 11
    Anonymouse says:

    I thought it was a funny comment…but not appropriate given the position he is in.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    If those nutters over on the 3 arguidos forum are to be believed…………..I wouldn’t rule it out

  13. 13

    Have you noticed how the days seem to be getting longer and the nights seem to be getting shorter?

    I wonder what is going on?

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Still, on the bright side “MP Blunkett injured in cow attack”. BBC online headline, I read on but apparently no female Labour MP’s were involved.

  15. 15
    Anonymong says:

    I’m usually against people having a go at ‘dark’ humour but for the context he has said this in, it is horrible. It is one thing to say that privately with friends, but in a public environment it is something much worse. Think of her parents you heartless bastard.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    I really can’t get too exercised about sick jokes. Most of us tell them at some time or another. So he probably shouldn’t have said it at a public meeting, it still doesn’t really bother me.

  17. 17
    scroatal says:

    This should not surprise anyone. He is part of the scumbag establishment elite keeping the real news to themselves and running his own shite agenda. I hope to see the end of the established media in the next few years. Keep the independent blogs going.

  18. 18
    Pensioner says:

    We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign.

    Submitted by Kalvis Jansons – Deadline to sign up by: 22 October 2009 –

    Signatures: 66,782

    As of 080609 @1900

  19. 19
    Ann Ominous says:

    No one wants to find anything, though.

  20. 20
    angry french john says:

    Kevin Maguire = Twat!

  21. 21
    fedex says:

    That’s true, just the fact that he is an utter bastard should be enough.

  22. 22

    It started in America

  23. 23
    deborah says:

    The man is disgusting.

  24. 24
    Stu says:

    What a piece of stinking shite. No wonder he supports labour. The twat should apologise now.

  25. 25

    Not change. Revolution

  26. 26
    Posh Tory says:

    Alternatively, Gordon could go out to Portugal to look for her.

    Whilst he’s gone, the country could be run properly.

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    Heads on poles says:

    But there is a time and place for everything wouldn’t you agree?

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    Bardirect says:

    How come Maguire knows where to look?

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    SKY reporting orchestrated cheers as Brown enters the PLP meeting.
    Soviet Styled management.
    All except PLP despair.

  30. 30
    Trough Mixture says:

    Any news at all on what Purnell’s soirée in Madchester is all about?

  31. 31

    Her parents?

    Those bastards?

  32. 32
    Heads on poles says:

    Hmmm, not heard anything from him, is he on his way to the Lords to make up the numbers in the cabinet?

  33. 33
    R Murat says:

    I thought that Brown was an aguido

  34. 34
    Charles Hardwidget says:

    The only party that can bring change is Labour. We have transformed this country for the better over the past 12 years and will continue to do so for another 12. We stand for the many, not the few. That is why we are the natural party of government and that is why Cameron will lose.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    The fact that he is sufficiently disinhibited about this kind of stuff to even think about saying it in public, let alone actually say it, indicates the level of depravity present in Stalin’s bunker.

    Dirt at the heart of government.

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    A.J. says:

    Lighten up, Guido. It was funny.

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    I will pay off the nation's debt burden if I can have a little go on Gordon's tits says:

    I’d vote Labour if make it up Maguire’s body was found in Cameron’s garage

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    “When Guido contacted our Kev’ this afternoon he made no effort to apologise or express any regret.”

    He wouldn’t know the meaning of the words, arrogant prick.

  39. 39


    I have a copy of your famous game “Hoots Man, gimme another Nokia, ya bastard”. It won’t even boot up. It says it is “corrupt”.

  40. 40
    Anonomies says:

    Bet he didn’t see that coming.

  41. 41
    Charles Hardwidget says:

    Your attempt to impersonate me is laughable, typical of the Tories to play the man rather than the ball. I can’t wait to see your face after next year’s general election when Brown wins by a landslide.

  42. 42
    James C says:

    When Guido contacted our Kev’ this afternoon he made no effort to apologise or express any regret.

    There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
    Maguire is vermin.

  43. 43
    Mark Oaten says:


    Will you shit in my mouth?

  44. 44
    Ivor Phartparp says:

    Not if you’ve lost a child

  45. 45
    Max says:

    Only a few days to go to keep this one alive:

    Go To The Country

    Go sign and pass it around!

  46. 46
    Home Rule For England! says:

    You Haiku if you want to!

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  48. 48
    Popeye says:

    He has always been an ignorant bastard.

  49. 49
    K says:

    No it wasn’t. Even if it were, he should not have said it in a public meeting.

  50. 50
    Agent 99 says:

    Sky is reporting that Labour MP’s cheered McTwat when he entered the committee room for this evenings meeting.

    They really still don’t get it do they?

    Onwards and downwards to Oblivion.

  51. 51
    Gerry McCann says:

    I’ll get onto the redtops and tip them off.
    Diversion tactics that NuLabour taught me.

  52. 52
    Magog says:

    The only party that can bring change is Labour. We have transformed this country for the trougher over the past 12 years and will continue to do so for another 12. We stand for the many criminals, not the few honest people. That is why we are the unatural party of government and that is why Cameron will wipe us out.

  53. 53
    Chris says:

    I would yes. How can I put this? I would never dream of making a comment like that in a public place knowing there was every chance of it getting back to the parents, and to that extent he’s horribly got it wrong. But also I really hate the way you get a witchhunt of anyone who makes an off-colour comment these days. Does that make sense?

  54. 54
    Cheech says:

    how did you manage to say “Hunt” without getting hooned ?

  55. 55

    Could we get the McCanns to babysit Gordon?

  56. 56
    Cheech says:

    as in c u n t ?

  57. 57
    trogg says:

    It’s the sort of thing that get’s said on this blog everyday, but any excuse to give toilets a good kicking.

  58. 58
    Bwahaha says:



    AAAAAA Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!

  59. 59
    Zed says:

    No need to think of her parents.
    They think about only themselves 24hrs/day

  60. 60
    Ivor Phartparp says:

    They would do anything to keep their jobs like LDV workers

  61. 61
    RobC says:

    Forgive my french -your are a sick shithead

  62. 62
    Agent 99 says:

    lack of foresight

  63. 63
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    yes this needs a boost to get it rolling again. if it reaches the numbers of the roads petition it would very difficult for the lobby fodder to ignore!

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Kevin Maguire’s Sick “Maddy” Cameron Jibe

    They are already on it. :)

  65. 65
    anon says:

    Some nutters over there, but also many case-savvy people.

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    (yes I am a cunt / no I am not nu labour) says:

    You are an unaahamed nasty so-and-so — your readers swallow it back joyfully. It was a crap and horrible joke, but spare us the crocodile tears and leave fake outrage to failing newspapers.

  67. 67
    Lord Mandelson says:

    The Cow’s behaviour was disgraceful, it should be shot.

  68. 68

    “Knock Knock.”

    “Who’s there?”

    “Well it ain’t Maddie.”

  69. 69
    (yes I am a cunt / no I am not nu labour) says:

    Was addressing to Guido. Not S. T. Hammer.

  70. 70
    Agent 99 says:

    Interesting though but as Doctors and I believe GP’s they could sit in judgement on child care cases. Odd don’t you think considering.

    Pass the vino.

  71. 71

    Dear All

    “The only way Gordon Brown can win the general election is if Madeleine McCann’s body is found in David Cameron’s garage.”

    As a non supporter of the McCann Circus even I find this clown’s remarks OTT.

    In all likelyhood this little girl is dead and if she was lucky it was quick and painless.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  72. 72
    Pork Swordsman says:

    I fucking hate McGuire.Why the fuck does he get any airtime at all the prick.

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  74. 74
    titus groan says:

    Cheering the worst Labour leader for the worst Labour results ever? Not only don’t they get it, they’re totally fucking mental.

  75. 75
    fatter than prescott says:


    your making yourself look an idiot—making this a story

  76. 76
    Half arsed parents says:

    I tell you, we were only in the House of Commons bar, not more than say 50ft from 10 Downing Street and someone has made orf with him

  77. 77
    jac says:

    Perhaps the Mirror might like to print Toilet’s “joke” on the front page – then he could explain to the readers how really really funny it is. I’m sure the public would understand he meant it to be in the best possible taste………

  78. 78
    Toady says:

    Pizza for the McCann’s!

  79. 79
    oldrightie says:

    Fabulous meds, must be expensive and on expenses to afford them.

  80. 80
    Zed says:

    Mental = Self obsessed

  81. 81
    oldrightie says:

    Hi, Jimmy!

  82. 82
    Very Annoyed says:

    I can handle most of the dirty tricks, and the money fiddles – (sorry, within the rules – fiddles) done by many MP’s, but how on earth could Mr Maguire make such a comment about a lost child ???

    That was not just in bad taste, it was totally awful.

  83. 83
    oldrightie says:

    Known as Rugby league, you mad twat.

  84. 84
    Steve the Hammer says:

    Undoubtedly. Agreed. I hate the Mirror. Not only is it poisonous drivel for half wits, it somehow manages to be sanctimonious as well, with no sense of humour – a bit like the nasty party it supports.

  85. 85
    none will be saved! says:

    too right sign me up !!

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    or if you discarded your kid.

  87. 87
    Donny says:

    Hi, Chazza you’ve gone bit quiet recently. Everything OK ducky?

  88. 88
    sceptical says:

    Guido. Billy Joel wrote a rather good song called Goodnight Saigon which had the following lyrics:

    We dug in deep
    And shot on sight
    And prayed to Jesus Christ
    With all our might
    We had no cameras
    To shoot the landscape
    We passed the hash pipe
    And played our Doors tapes
    And it was dark
    So dark at night
    And we held on to each other
    Like brother to brother
    We promised our mothers we’d write
    And we would all go down together
    We said we’d all go down together….

    Does that remind you of a political party we know?

  89. 89

    Someone asked me today who I thought was a better father, Gerry McCann or Joseph Fritzl?

    I said Fritzl.

    At least he knew where his kids were.

  90. 90
    Andrew Efiong says:

    That’s quite funny actually. But it reveals him to say things in private that he lacks the courage to speak in public.

  91. 91
    Steve the Hammer says:

    Ignoring the legalities, let’s pretend we’re in the country and McGuire’s a fox

  92. 92
    Henrik Larsson's dead brother says:

    The Scottish Dead Tree Press Mafia have been at it today –

    ‘The Daily Record’ front page today is a full page feature on the death of the brother of a Swedish footballer who years ago played for Celtic.

    The election results and Labour story confined to an inch and a half of column space bottom left.

  93. 93
    Sukyspook says:

    From memory – they didn’t ‘lose’ a child – they left a child, 3 children actually, unattended in an unlocked apartment….it all stinks to high heaven – still.

  94. 94
    Harri says:


    Another lampost required ?

  95. 95

    They don’t eat in.

  96. 96
    Matt Chambers says:

    Hey now the cow is a productive member of society it can produce milk, methane and crop grass.

    Lets shoot Blunkett instead.

  97. 97
    Susie says:

    They do seem to target recently bereaved (or otherwise) parents, firstly with the Camerons and now the McCanns.

    Must be because normal family life and values are completely foreign concepts to these… do you know? I can’t think of a name which describes them.

  98. 98

    What more proof do we need that Labour and its supporters are filthy fucking degenerates?

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    No, I’m sure they can also win if they fiddle the results and forge lots of postal ballots. I think that’s their plan A.

  100. 100
    Matt Chambers says:

    You mean you hate the PC society we’ve become but at the same time there is a time and a place for certain jokes??

    I totally agree btw.

  101. 101
    BBC Outrage says:

    Hmm, has anyone reported this to Adrian Chiles yet?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    In future generations, people will no longer use the phrase ‘that is like the pot calling the kettle black’, but will instead say…

    “That is like Guido Fawkes accusing Kevin Maguire of having previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo…”

    What fucking planet are you living on Guido ?? Do you ever read the comments ?? Do you ever take a step back and look at the completely innocent and innuendo free graphic of Nick Griffin superimposed over Gordon Brown.

    What a complete dickhead you are.

  103. 103
    Jan says:

    Yes,you have changed the country over the past 12 years.It is beyond recognition.It’s now a third world basket case.You do stand for the many….but not many of them are British.You have allowed the riff-raff of the world into our country.As I walk around the area of west London where my family settled in 1880 I see people thronging the streets.It’s more like downtown Casablanca than downtown Latimer Road.Police vans parked up waiting for trouble. You have transformed our country so that people like Binyam Mohamed et al and all their families,can sponge off us for the rest of their lives.You have allowed people to come here and be treated for AIDS whilst British people are denied cancer drugs.You have allowed British workers to be discriminated against in favour of ethnic minorities.You have allowed the education system to disintegrate.You are discriminating against white working class boys and men right now.You are NOT the Labour party.You disgust me.

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    vervet says:

    OT, but disappointed that you don’t have a mole @ PLP meeting !

  105. 105
    Gerry McCann says:

    Oh, I know where she is OK.
    It’s just that YOU don’t

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    Anonymous says:

    In future generations, people will no longer use the phrase ‘that is like the pot calling the kettle black’, but will instead say…

    “That is like Guido Fawkes accusing Kevin Maguire of having previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo…”

    What fucking planet are you living on Guido ?? Do you ever read the comments ?? Do you ever take a step back and look at the completely innocent and innuendo free graphic of Nick Griffin superimposed over Gordon Brown.

  107. 107
    Gordo the Kirkaldy sex monster says:

    I’ wesna me!

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    In future generations, people will no longer use the phrase ‘that is like the pot calling the kettle black’, but will instead say…

    “That is like Guido Fawkes accusing Kevin Maguire of having previous for this sort of tasteless innuendo…”

    What fucking planet are you living on Guido ?? Do you ever read the comments ?? Do you ever take a step back and look at the completely innocent and innuendo free graphic of Nick Griffin superimposed over Gordon Brown…

  109. 109
    Susie says:

    He won’t. It was a good day to bury bad views.

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    Greychatter. says:

    Sick jokes and comments are not funny or appropriate on any blog or web site particularly regarding the McCann’s and Madeleine.

    Have the McCann’s seen this comment?

    They should sue the sick “Bar Steward” Maguire.

    The BBC keep wheeling him to defend Labour. how two faced can anyone get.

  111. 111
    Susie says:

    Well said.

  112. 112
    Matt Chambers says:

    I pay money to read maguires shit after all. Not any more though.

  113. 113
    UK_Fred says:

    Spot on, Charlie girl. Every time they take over they ruin the economy.

    Labour, ruining Britain since 1922

  114. 114
    Matt Chambers says:

    fack off it’s in the publics interest to know what kind of scum like Maguire are really like after all they try to influence our opinion on a daily basis.

  115. 115
    Margy says:

    Maguire – Just another uneducated, low life, ignorant, spineless, naff, nulabour thug! What an absolute sick monster this lying toad is.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    So what? I’ve read much worse here

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    Anonymous says:

    Dr John Reid’s (Chairman of Celtic FC and Godfather of Scottish mafia) influence, perhaps ?

    It’s not called “The Daily Rebel” in Scotland for nothing.

  118. 118

    Little did Maguire know that Constantly Furious had beaten him to it, in this post, with this equally sick idea.

    “.an election will be called shortly thereafter. An election that, unless CallMeDave is caught balls-deep in a Rohypnol’d Susan Boyle on the Queen Mother’s grave , Labour has no fucking chance of winning.”

    Do I get the outrage of a disgusted nation too?

  119. 119
    Burnley is a Labour free zone says:

    No surprise they banned chasing dumb vermin then is there. Self preservation again.

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    Susie says:

    Even vermin look after their young.

    He’s a depraved nonentity.

  121. 121
    MSM Outrage says:

    From the Hanover Communications web site:

    hanover is a consultancy that asks questions.

    why? because delivering on the communications needs of our clients means taking time to research and truly understand their issues. our project management model blends business, media and political specialists into client teams with a single focus – results. you’ll recognise our people by their principled, confident and full-blooded approach. but don’t take our word for it, see what we do and read what our clients have to say.

    I like the “principled” bit.

  122. 122
    Margy says:

    No, because what you wrote isn’t as sick as the Maguire’s pathetic efforts at wit.

    The Queen Mother is dead; Susan Boyle is alive and well; but Maddie is missing and she is a child. Maguire’s comment was cruel if nothing else. Your comment is just crude!

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    dave says:

    I don’t suppose they would mind , so long as it takes the heat of them

  124. 124
    dave says:

    no they dine , in there back garden

  125. 125
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    ure a hoon

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    Susie says:

    Uh oh the Labour spambot’s gone haywire.

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    dave says:

    good idea , they would fucking loose him

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    Unsworth says:

    WTF does ‘appropriate’ mean in the context of blogs and blogging?

  129. 129
    Outraged of W12 says:

    You’re a really, really naughty boy. Now buck up your ideas or you’ll end up in a NuLabour cabinet.

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    Anonymous says:

    A not unreasonable post, Guido – and I have no wish to sound Draperish but who are you to call Maguire on his hypocrisy (which he has in abundance) over his unpleasant Madeline McCann reference if you then allow the usual freaks, trolls and windowlickers on here (you know who you are OH) to do exactly the same, if not worse, here in the comments you publish? Either making jokes about a (probably) murdered child is wrong or it’s not. Which is it?

    Don’t get me wrong, Maguire is a prize twat but jokes about dead little girls, wherever they are made, are not funny.

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    MB says:

    Just hope that The Sun picks up the story because they have supported the McCann’s and obviously The Sun is no friend of the Mirror. It does show the mentality of the type of people associated with Broon.

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    talamunji says:

    What a deluded individual you are ! This country is being run by a shower of
    brigands,thieves,liars and general incompetents; if they are for the many –
    why is there no room at the trough for others ? They have decimated pension
    schemes,gold reserves and a mountain of debt which future governments will
    have to pay off – and that is not to mention Private Finance Initiatives they
    have taken out of the accounts. PRUDENCE the man raved for ten years as
    Chancellor of the Exchequer………and you lot believed him. The man is a very
    dangerous ideologist – in days of yore a tumbril would have been hailed to
    carry him off to TYBURN.

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    Susie says:

    Personally Smeargate made up my mind. This latest rather points the finger at the others who were involved. They really want to watch out.

    I’m quite surprised at Michelle Obama taking her girls into the cesspit Labour and its operatives have made of our Parliament yesterday. I’d keep my children well away.

  134. 134
    dave says:

    After all most abductions are bogus , or close family relative is to blame.
    I still cant climb out of my window without leaving a trace , and im not carrying a kid , and my window hasnt got a years worth of moss all over it .

  135. 135

    He has the sort of face you’d never tire of slapping.

    The Penguin

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    Harri says:

    If you were earning £100,000 a year + all the grommets you can eat ? you would not give a fuck either ?

  137. 137

    Sadly, he could not pick the cow out at the identity parade, so the CPS ruled there was insufficient evidence for a prosecution.

    The Penguin

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    Jan says:

    Always likened Nu-Liebor and their camp followers to a bad sixth form debating society.But actually they are more like a bunch of spotty,smelly 14 year olds. KEVIN AND PERRY GO LARGE just about sums them up.This tosser is a total sicko. What we do and say in life which hurts others in any way has a habit of coming back and hurting us.This Kevin Maguire sure has a lot coming to him.

  139. 139

    No, twats are useful.

    The Penguin

  140. 140

    Just think how terrified the poor little girl would be if he found her.

    The Penguin

  141. 141

    No, he’s more of an innuendo.

    The Penguin

  142. 142
    Rob says:

    It’s a fucking joke, and a funny one too. I’ve heard sicker jokes on Mock The Week. You really come across badly when you try to be puritanical.

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    Agent 99 says:

    clarke just told him to fuck off apparently in the meeting but I doubt he will. Best placed man for the job, getting on with the jo…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Maybe Jonah could get Susan Boyle round to sing it to them?

    The Penguin

  145. 145
    Michael Winner says:

    Calm down, dear. 34 was a joke.

  146. 146
    Anonymous says:


    I think this is the hypocrisy that Guido is getting at – the Mirror led the charge against this in January.
    The really sick joke here is that Kate Mccann wouldn’t answer the 48 questions put to her by the PJ in 2007

  147. 147
    spike says:

    ive got some redundancy money.what odds are you giving on cameron to lose charles

  148. 148

    Isn’t the real point that McGuire is supposed to be a NuLiebore supporter?

    The Penguin

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    Ruth says:

    Toilets Maguire always has been & always will be a complete hoon. He & Labour go well together.

  150. 150
    Augeas says:

    Used some strange foreign vowel for the U

  151. 151
    Harri says:

    FFS !

    Its called ” Global warming ” ?

    Please make cheque out too Mr A Gore, anything less than £500 you will be classed as a ‘ denier ‘?

    Then how are you going to sleep at night !

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    All the papers will pick up on it, it’s on Guidos.

  153. 153
    Ratsniffer says:

    Toilets is a steaming pile of stinking shite. End of.

  154. 154
    Harri says:

    dave says:
    June 8, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    good idea , they would fucking loose him

    Not really, plod would only have to follow the trail of discarded teddy bears and dummies to locate the c u n t ?

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    The Prince Of Darkness says:

    Maguire is a shit of the highest order.

  156. 156

    Oh, and maguire is a poisonous shit who needs a slow death.

  157. 157
    Ruth says:

    Preferably with a 2 x 4.

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    Anonymous says:

    McGuire is a nasty piece of work, but posturing about this sort of thing doesn’t really suit you Guido, or many others on here.

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    Jules Wright says:

    Maguire looks like music journalist Paul Morley and is just as big a twat.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hope the cow’s OK?

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    gordon could probably arrange that

  162. 162
    A polite view of this scum says:

    I would love to be able to take a cricket bat and smash this piece of shit’s eyes to make them face the other way – he is nothing but another McBride fucker who really needs to be beaten the shit out of.

  163. 163
    Tomorrow says:

    I am doing it tomorrow up at College Green

  164. 164
    Charles Hardwidget says:

    The Tao tells me not to bet.

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    No Guido is aguido

  166. 166
    A Downing Street Source says:

    We’ve got the body. Where’s the garage?

  167. 167
    The March of the NaziPenguin says:

    “Why don’t you concentrate on solving the Jewish problem” – The Penguin

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Have you got kids?

  169. 169
    The March of the NaziPenguin says:

    Talking of disgraceful behaviour,

    “Why don’t you concentrate on solving the Jewish problem” – The Penguin

  170. 170
  171. 171
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    One quick flush should push the jobbie round the bend

  172. 172
    Gordon Bum says:

    “The only way Gordon Brown can win the general election is if Madeleine McCann’s body is found in David Cameron’s garage.”

    Mandelson will read this and dig her up and plant her in Cameron’s garage.

  173. 173
    Lofa on the sofa says:

    looks like your brains smaller than Prescotts

    The Socialists believe the pontifications of comrade Toilets.

    If you can judge a man by the company he keeps, than I came to right conclusion about the everyone in the Labour party.

  174. 174
    Derek says:

    Sicki bastard

  175. 175
    Gerry Maguire says:

    You have to be a retard to read the Mirror.

  176. 176
    Doctor Mick says:

    It’s not posturing, it’s a god given opportunity to nail the Hunt. The sanctimonious gutter press will crucify him now.

    Nice one, Guido ;)

  177. 177
    Ivanhoe says:

    Or perhaps a desdichado.

  178. 178
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Hopefully it’ll be in the Sun tomorrow

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    You should let the Mirror know what you think of the prat:


  180. 180
    Henry Crun says:

    If anything, they should check the McCann’s garage

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Guido “Lamp Post” Fawkes acts indignant over a tasteless remark. Irony is dead.

  182. 182
    deeznuts says:

    Errr its called summer, up untill the solstice the days do get longer

  183. 183
    Harri says:

    But sometimes expensive !

    There is a lot too be said to having a wank ?

    Its cheaper, quicker , and a dam sight less argumentative ?

    Oh , the loneliness its fucking unbearable !

  184. 184
    Jeffy says:

    Yeah, but when some tit of a young Conserative got into trouble for dressing up as Maddie for a party didn’t you say it wasn’t that big a deal?

  185. 185
    Harri says:

    Once a ‘ socialist’ always a ‘ socilaist ‘?

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    Slimeballs will do till I think of something worse.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    Duh, duh, duh. Thanks for your insight, Sherlock.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    The difference is we insult the living whereas Magshite insults the dead & thei family allegedly

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    I do hope this appalling remark by Magshite is widely broadcast throughout the media – I suspect the expenses will be thought small beer compared to this – also I suspect when they find out the Mirror will have to get rid of him toot sweet

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    I do hope this appalling remark by Magshite is widely broadcast throughout the media – I suspect the expenses will be thought small beer compared to this – also I suspect when they find out the Mirror will have to get rid of him tut sweet

  191. 191
    Doctor Mick says:

    No mate you missed the point. Guido has merely lit the blue touchpaper. Wait for the fireworks in the tabloids tomorra.

    Remember, remember

  192. 192
    dave says:

    No Anon !! my name is David , not Sherlock , Sherlock (Holmes) was a work of fiction .
    I bit like a Jane Tanner statement .me thinks

  193. 193
    Henry Crun says:

    Is that like Sudoku?

  194. 194
    LORD Clarence Mitchell of Pinksville says:

    It’s Ludicrus, unhelpful and hurtful.

    She’s in Palace in Spain , Morroco, Germany, Croatia, Mexico, Peru, Usa or Skipton.

  195. 195

    Somewhere. Pass me the Patatas Bravas and the Rioja would you?

  196. 196
    R.McGeddon says:

    Toilets is lower than the whales’ shit at the bottom of the Antarctic Ocean

  197. 197
    Henry Crun says:

    Or The Doors:

    This is the end
    Beautiful friend
    This is the end
    My only friend, the end

    Of our elaborate plans, the end
    Of everything that stands, the end
    No safety or surprise, the end

  198. 198
    God says:

    Oh Dolly, do fuck off

  199. 199
    It's alive! says:

    he’s also rent a gob on Sky. At least I don’t pay Sky for him to gob off on though, the BBC however…..

  200. 200
    glass blower. says:

    your twisting my melon man.

  201. 201
    It's alive! says:

    Because McG actually does know where she is?

  202. 202
    Alibarbs says:

    Can you imagine the uproar that would follow from the likes of Aljabeeba, The Guardian et al (and probably Maguire himself) if this comment had been made by someone like Richard Littlejohn, Melanie Phillips or the like

  203. 203
    Alibarbs says:

    P.S. I’ll be interested to see how Master Baiter attempts to defend these comments from such a high ranking labour cheerleader.

  204. 204
    marcus tresco says:

    You should be ashamed of yourself. But you won’t be; that’s scum for you.

  205. 205
    MB says:

    It is not particularly funny.

    Mock the Week is neither a good standard to compare with for either humour or good taste.

    I can never understand some people’s mania for sick jokes involving real people and children in particular.

    Macguire has three children, I wonder what his attitude would be if someone ran a competition for the sickest joke about his children?

  206. 206
    Mr Blue says:

    What is the Jewish Problem?
    How to sew the foreskin back on with invisible stitching.

  207. 207
    glass blower. says:

    He’s bisy with christine.

  208. 208
    glass blower. says:


  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    McGuire is scum. Sorry SCUM!!!!!!

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    In future generations thay will say how could an unelected PM ratify the Lisbon treaty against a manifest promise of a referendum.

    Kevin Maquire political editor of a second division red top with a hotline to the bunker. What an arse.

  211. 211
    shearer take a bow says:

    The prick is typical mag.”we can win something next time with our messiah”.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:


    He might have had the decency to remove this from his blog – oh no, hang on..

  213. 213
    Churchill's Cattleprod says:

    I did. All I found was the homunculus’ crack kit and a few spare blades for the wind turbine.

  214. 214
    esome Dave says:

    Can anyone please explain why that shithouse McGuire is called “Toilets”?

  215. 215
    hobgoblin says:

    Sorry is this type of behavour from anyone connected to the Daily Mirror supposed to come as a surprise?

  216. 216
    Churchill's Cattleprod says:

    Ah, but at least Toilets admits that Labour are completely finished. That’s got to be worth a few smashed Nokias in Number 10.

  217. 217
    M says:

    Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Its about time the dark side of the media was exposed and outed in the same way that MPs were.

  218. 218
    hobgoblin says:

    studded with nails

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Old Holborn and that prick MaGuire are both sick fucks

  220. 220
    Eddie Keela says:


    Perhaps Maguire knows Brown is vulnerable on the McCann issue. When he was Chancellor – yes, Chancellor…not Foreign Secretary, PM or the McCanns’ MP – he took the lead in derailing the Portugese investigation.

    Now that the UK Media have FINALLY (after about three weeks) reported that Amaral is in the process of suing the McCanns for defamation perhaps a certain nervousness is spreading through not just the “Pact of Silence” – the Tapas 9 – but their friends across the media, parliament, courts and police.

    A light is going to be shined on this case at last.

  221. 221
    13eastie says:

    Any writer’s for right-wing magazines spotted in the area?

  222. 222
    going down the pan says:

    can somebody inform sky news i dont think they want a crettin like this reviewing their newspapers !

  223. 223
    dave says:

    hear hear !!

  224. 224
    going down the pan says:

    party what party that was 100% stage managed by peter mindyourson they should put that shower of shit on the stage . theres one leaving in five minutes

  225. 225
    EddieGrey says:

    and now the lights are going out all over Europe …

  226. 226
    going down the pan says:


  227. 227
    adge says:

    couldnt Cameron sue him for this it really is a sick thing to say

  228. 228
    Basil says:

    Not revolution, just general mayhem. Everybody north of Watford and everybody south of Hull … string ‘em up.

  229. 229
    freddie flintoff says:

    fuckin bad darts

  230. 230
    going down the pan says:

    why havent you got a cock in your gob ? it will stop the shit spilling out !

  231. 231
  232. 232
    going down the pan says:

    it took blunket 15 attempts to pick up his flat cap !

  233. 233
    Nokia Repairman says:

    Harri says:
    June 8, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Not really, plod would only have to follow the trail of discarded teddy bears and dummies to locate the c u n t ?

    Or follow the trail of snot covered broken nokias

  234. 234

    If Muckguires body was found the killer would be hunted down in order for them to be awarded a medal.

  235. 235
    Atlas shrugged says:

    This government has tested the wonderful descriptive powers of the English language, to way past breaking point.


    You see you just can’t quite do this lot ‘justice.’ There are no words in ANY language that can fully describe how I and many others feel about these utter shitheads.

    They have been warned time and time again about the ultimate consequences of there insane economic and social policies. Very few of any of these were popular, even at the time, not even with the public services they were deliberately intended to buy off.

    However all we heard from Gordon, Tony, Toilets, and The BBC, was ‘no more boom and bust,’ and’ the economy is growing at a faster speed since the Roman invasion’ and ‘it is this Labour government, and god himself Gordon Brown, that has achieved ALL OF IT, all on his glorious own.’

    Now the wheels of this economy have done what they always were going to do sooner or later. Which is, PERMANENTLY fall off. The true HORROR of what these criminal psychopaths have actually done to this country, and THE WORLD, especially the third bit, is now plane for even Guardian readers to see. Not of course the BBC, because they collectively live on a completely different planet from the rest of common humanity, and most likely originally come from one as well.

    This government is not just bad, or extremely sad. It is EVIL beyond belief. Also, as indicated above, beyond the normal human imagination to fully understand, or adequately describe.

    We have just one hope left, and very unfortunately it comes in the guise of an ETON TOFF, still wet behind the ears.

    So it has come to this.

    Cameron will have approximately 12 months to start making a very big difference indeed, or even my 101 year old grandmother will hit the streets in the most violent and destructive act of desperation this country has EVER known in its ENTIRE HISTORY, and will ever know again.

    Thus Gordon and his bankster chums will finally get their long awaited and planned for MARXIST REVOLUTION.

    We can’t leave this rapidly and terminally sinking ship, life our politicians can and WILL. This small rather pretty rock is all we, and our children have.

    Therefore we will have little or nothing to lose, and maybe a colour TV or several to gain. Not of course that we will have any affordable power to run them on, or indeed any programs other then BBC ones to watch.

    But there again, WHO exactly gives a shit anymore?

  236. 236
    Farmer Giles says:

    LMFAO Roll us your cowpat grandad…round the back

  237. 237
    CC says:

    What can you expect from the Mirror?
    They have been running the Madeeline McCann / Raymond Hewlett story for the last two and a half weeks despite the fact they know that the Thompsons, who apparently came to them with the story, are a pair of fantasists who once claimed to have found Osama bin Laden’s hide out.
    Then they publish claims from Peter Verran about Hewlett, without any independent verification. It is almost certain that the Thompsons and Verran are acting in concert and have fabricated their claims about Hewlett.
    (Yes, Hewlett is a convicted paedophile, but there is no evidence to suggest he has anything to do with the McCann case.)
    In printing this story, the Mirror and Sunday Mirror broke just about every rule in the PCC code of practice – anyone for a picture of a dying man in a hospital bed taken without his permission? (Tina Weaver of the Sunday Mirror would have been more than aware of this, of course, given she’s on the PCC..)
    Do the Mirror believe this story? If they do, they’re bigger idiots than we could ever imagine. If not, then they’re taking the piss out of the McCanns to gain circulation.
    Should we care? Given the McCanns’ team climbed all over this fake story in an attempt to give the couple’s ‘paedophile abductor’ claim credibility, they don’t deserve an ounce of sympathy.
    Fake story, fake couple.
    Maguire might be a dick, but surely even he has the McCanns down as fraudsters.

  238. 238
    Rob says:

    What’s the difference between Pope John Paul and Madeleine McCann?

    Pope John Paul died a virgin.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    i think kev maguire is a pretty cool guy. eh laughs at dead toddlers and doesnt afraid of anything.

  240. 240
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Of course he didn’t apologise – it’s bloody funny. And no sicker than half the comments that appear on here regularly. Don’t be so hypocritically pompous.

  241. 241
    feargalthecat says:

    I’m no friend of The Penguin, but must you continue with your piss-poor attempt to misquote his answer to ‘Tony Blair’? It’s boring.

  242. 242
    Kelvin McKensie says:

    Rebecka Wade Is 110% behind the McCanns

  243. 243
    Atlas shrugged says:

    “The Juwes will not be blamed for nothing.”

    Personally if Scottish Rite Gordon, does not know what exactly happened to Maddy. He most certainly has a good idea what sort of thing may very well have been done to her, why, and by what sort of people it may have been done. So indeed MUST the police services of both countries.

    The main clue is in the situation of the event. Which was as we know a certain part of Portugal.

    Scotland and a certain part of Portugal have a few very important things historically in common, apart from being basically corrupt, and run by very strange people.

    Please do the research yourself, I am getting seriously frustrated making it all so very easy for you all, and still getting ignored. By doing so, you will hopefully soon work out exactly what the highly relevant connection between these two nations is, and why this connection is very likely connected to the almost certain ritual sacrifice of this child. Also why the chances of ever finding this little girls body, is next to non existent.

    I could be wrong, but unfortunately for this little girls parents and relatives, I am very rarely wrong about anything.

  244. 244
    Anonymous says:

    Come on Guido. Lighten up. Its sick but funny.

  245. 245
    tinto says:

    would if it were Spain but in Portugal (different country if you are confused) its tinto and batatas.

  246. 246
    Anonymous says:


  247. 247
    Steve Expat says:

    big difference between a blog poster calling someone a c u n t or making a sick joke, and a press officer for the government doing the same…

  248. 248
    Steve Expat says:

    To be sensible for a moment, can those who read this blog with contacts in the MSM (there are lots I know) make sure they go as big as possible on this story – the guy is a complete c u n t and deserves all the shit he gets for this comment….

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    You published some pretty repulsive comments about the McCann case yourself when it broke, Guido.

  250. 250
    Fi Fi Fo Fum I smell a hypocrite says:

    Hmmm … do the words “Pot” “Kettle” and “Black” mean anything to you Guido?

  251. 251
    I'll have some of that says:

    I’m sure Mandy can fix it

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    Why is Maddie McCann like a submarine?

    They’re both underwater and full of se(a)men.

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    There once was a girl named Maddie,
    Who had an irresponsible daddy,
    Snatched from her bed,
    She’s probably dead,
    Raped by a Portuguese baddy.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    i think maddie mccann is a pretty cool guy. eh is hide-and-seek champion and doesnt afraid of anything.

  255. 255
    HarlotPimplyNell says:

    Nice to see Nurse has allowed you on the computer today.

    Cadaver odour all over Kate McCann’s clothes, the apartment & the hire car should tell you something. Unless she was in on this ‘child ritual killing’ as well… I doubt it somehow. And don’t tell me it was planted, you div.

    Corruption, yes, but in the disgraceful cover-up. This case is yet another shameful reflection on this shoddy government.

    Be off with you and consider yourself wrong… Very wrong.

  256. 256
    HarlotPimplyNell says:

    Very true. He should have said the McCann’s garage and he’d be getting warmer.

  257. 257
    HarlotPimplyNell says:

    She’s not lost. She lost her life and her parents are totally aware of it. The joke is in poor taste but contains a grain of truth. Obviously nothing to do with Cameron, but Brown’s been making phone calls from the beginning.

    Read the official files and educate yourself. Jesus.

    Fraudulent fund, anyone?

  258. 258
    HarlotPimplyNell says:

    SHE’S DEAD! But yes, her body’s missing. I’ll give you that.

  259. 259
    HarlotPimplyNell says:


  260. 260
    HarlotPimplyNell says:

    Very good. Three lines of that are true; you can work on the other two.

  261. 261
    Jimmy says:

    “The sheer hypocrisy of Kevin Maguire is breathtaking.”

    You mean he feigns outrage at tasteless jokes?

    I’m appalled. Promise us that you won’t allow your basic human decency to prevent you from bring us these stories in future.

  262. 262
    DR says:

    Maguire … an arsehole of the first water … how can the BBC not have rumbled him for what he is?

    Do Maguire and Toynbee each have a rolling contract with the BBC. She’s appeared and been allowed to spout so often recently the time must soon come when she’s allowed to stay there overnight.

  263. 263
    Toad says:


    You are truly a product of these “enlightened” times. Your cultural conformity is commendable comrade!!

  264. 264
    Henry Crun says:

    Ohhhhh wibble wibble. Here have a refund and fuck off.

  265. 265

    The butler did it.

  266. 266
    God says:

    I’ll let you all into a secret – Gordon actually did it!

  267. 267
    God says:

    Actually, he was Scottish!

  268. 268
    AJS says:

    Oh, come on.

    Sick humour is what Britain does best. Anyone claiming to feel offended by it, is more likely just to be pissed off that they didn’t think of it first.

  269. 269
    God says:

    You speak the truth my son!

  270. 270
    God says:

    I will shine the light in my own good time. The McCanns and their buddies will be exposed when I am ready!

  271. 271
    God says:

    Are really sure that either of them were virgins?

  272. 272
    Clarence Mitchell says:

    I’m going to let the cat out of the bag if I don’t get paid before long!

  273. 273
    God says:

    Relax – this is funny and Cameron is laughing as much as I am. It can only damage the Labour hoons further!

  274. 274
    God says:

    All of the above maybe?

  275. 275
    God says:

    Mandelson may dig her up, but it will not be to plant her anywhere!!!

  276. 276
    The big D says:

    Guido may read the comments, he doesn’t write them. How quickly you have forgotten Drapers downfall.

  277. 277

    The really sad fact of this whole matter is: how we allowed people like Kevin Maguire, Gordon Brown, other members of the Enemy Class, and then also all those tragically-ensnared pawns such as the hapless McCanns who have got mixed up in all this spin-theatre, to dominate the terms of public discourse.

  278. 278

    No, no Jan!

    They “_are_ the Labour Party!

    What you describe was their _job_ to bring about!

    They have _succeeded_ …

  279. 279
    Jellybelly says:

    Don’t you mean when Gordon is hit by a landslide and completely annihilated and Labour is out of power forever.

  280. 280
    Jellybelly says:

    Gordon’s not capable of doing it, just like he’s not capable of running the country or anything else.

  281. 281

    It would be nice to get this moving again. Given the recent events, I am sure a lot would sign it, if we got it back in the MSM.

    Email everyone you know, and write to the press with this as a story suggestion!

  282. 282
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off, you whining whore.

  283. 283
    Agent of Chaos says:

    You can’t link to the front page of a news service and talk about ‘this story’ – within hours, if not minutes, the headlines change. Disambiguation, please.

  284. 284
    Agent of Chaos says:

    Worst. Haiku. Ever.
    Or are you taking the *iss?
    … like cherry blossom.

  285. 285
    Anonymous says:

    That line might have come straight from McBride himself.
    Absolutely disgracefu. The man is a complete asswipe.

  286. 286
    Steve Lloyd says:

    Crude comment i agree,but the image that conjures up, is quite funny.

  287. 287
    Sir Cum Spect says:

    Didn’t the Tories start PFI?

  288. 288
    Mr Timmey says:

    And the taxpayer pays for the material…

  289. 289
    Anonymous says:

    i think the cat is a pretty cool guy. eh is in the bag and doesnt afraid of anything.

  290. 290
    Porky Pies MP says:

    Kevin McGuire – is that the self-satisfied twat with a big testicle on the end of his nose – or is that his real nose? Probably been poking it too much up his own arsehole.

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    Is Maguire an ignorant, bog Irish Hunt?

    If not, I apologise, it’s just that he comes over as one.

  292. 292
    The Masked Avenger says:

    It’s actually quite a funny joke. I suppose the holier than thou crew who are so offended have never laughed at a sick / racist / sexist joke in their lives before?

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