Flashback : Miliband Was Right, People Do Want Blair Back
A poll last year said Labour would do better under Blair. Another poll by YouGov shows that Labour voters would prefer Blair as leader again. Miliband was right…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Fuck off and revise for your ‘A’levels this time Miliarse.
Spineless then, spineless now.
A typical Labour girlyman, all mouth and no trousers. Nauseating.
He’s blown his Leadership chances , there’s no point replacing one coward with another.
Alan Sugar for PM. He’ll be able to Whip the Labour buggers into shape. Why are they called Labour anyway. They don’t do any work.
Agreed. A fucking banana has more backbone that this little sh*t
Do not underestimate David Miliband, his boyish appearance hides a shrewd intellect and an amazingly analytical mind. He will replace Brown as PM after the next election and go on to finish off the Tories for good. Cameron knows this which is why he is asking his friends in the media to talk up Alan Johnson as next Labour PM.
we don’t need to underestimate him as he is a cowardly worm
C4 polling results – why voters chose the BNP
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/06/why-voters-chose-bnp.html
I just want to make this quite clear -
I AM NOT AND HAVE NEVER BEEN A GAYIST. I DO NOT FIND MEN ATTRACTIVE AND I STATE CLEARLY THAT I AM NOT GAY INDEED I AM A 100% HETEROSEXUALIST.
I’m not so sure about the guy who is sucking my cock though, I think he might be a bit bi.
OOOOOhhh Mandy you suck it so good. Rim me one more time you dirty slut!
We interrupt this perverted bollocks to bring you news of an attack on a former minister http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
It took me quite a long time to train that cow to do that.
RESULT!!!
Who was the cow involved?
Cows just don’t like dogs. Or facist coonts like Blunkett, obviously.
“He suffered a broken rib and “painful bruising” but was declared well enough to attend a Labour Party meeting later. “
What a bunch of heartless bastards – poor old Blunkett. May I suggest next time Mr Blunkett that you don’t spurn Anne Widdecombe so crudely.
Is the cow all right ?
Is the cow all right ?
Ms Harman is recovering well in hospital…
That’ll teach him for milking us with his expenses/mistresses. That cow deserves 1st Prize at the next county show… and a place in the Royal Stables.
Should Blairites really be going for long Country walks? Not a wise idea. I can imagine Brown having arranged a helicopter to drop the cow on Blunkett
I don’t suppose he could smell the cow heading his way – he spends his life wallowing in bullshit.
Could someone arrange the same for Mandy, but with a Sherman Tank?
wrong Field again….
regards, Frank.
More important though – is the dog ok?
Oh come of it pull the “udder one” . Oh I forgot she’s hooking in Bangladesh!!!
Stupid Huhne should watch where he is going
He should have mooooved out the way. New law needed,-horns for cows.
He ran hell for leather but was whipped by the cow. He was only there on the hoof to stretch his legs on the way to London. I thought it was funny, snort, snort
How now Brown cow?
Genius lol
Just call me “Beefy” Blunkett
It cant be harperson – the bews report claimed the cow only weighed a ton, and was attracted to a man!
Please, PLEASE give us some chapter and verse on Cyclops’alleged partiality to a bit of the old beef torpedo up the arse. I’ve heard of this for months now, but no-one seems to have come up with anything substantial. Where are the alleged photos?
PLEASE can someone photoshop the photo of Mandy on frontpage of BBC news website appropriately….. looks scarily like Adolf……
Bloody Hell, Balls and now Mandy! I’ll have to re-read The Boys From Brazil; perhaps it was non fiction rather than fiction.
I always prefer to think that Mandy is, in every respect, looks and behaviour, ZaNu’s very own little shit Goebbels
Second!
CAMERON is the new BLAIR
MILIBAND WILL BE THE NEW CAMERON
England is the new Albania.
Even the Poles are going home…
Which facks up my chances of ever getting a gf.
Perfidious Albania?
Still, people want Blair back just like they want to be back to being up to their necks in shit instead of up to their lips.
BUT WHO WILL BE THE NEW YOU?
Me thinks Blair was happy to be bullied out by Frowne. After all building an economy on credit can only last so long
i reckon your right and we thought he was a spinning hoon
Oh yes he was a hoon alright
Labour polling better in theoretical polls under Blair than Brown is hardly news, let alone shock. Let’s be realistic, Labour would perform better in the polls lead by a dehydrated cactus than Brown!
Blair will be carved up cold by McRuin’s Iraq war inquiry all the dirt will be poured on his and his mate’s heads.
Who wants Blair back? People who do must have very short term memories – he presided over 10 years of spin, lies and manipulation and is no better than Gordon except in one respect – timing. What we want is a fresh start and rid of this risible bunch of losers, the sooner the better.
What folk are forgetting about Blair is that he could have sacked Brown at any time for his lunatic destruction of the economy (ongoing) but it suited Blair to kid on to the electorate that all this borrowed ‘prosperity’was real too.
Exactly, there was huge disenchantment with Blair – the only thing that makes him look good now is Gordon Brown!
That used to be Prezza’s job, didn’t it ?
What did Brown hold on Blair? There must’ve been some reason why Bliar didn’t sack him, despite the fact that Brown was constantly a thorn in his side!
I heard that things happened when they were all students, in a deviant way, quite a few involved apparently
According to a London set, I heard that story – but much more recently.
Gordon’s gay and Sarah’s a beard. But there was also stories that the papers had material on Gordon which was supposed to be released last year.
The best story is Gordon and womens clothing! I’d describe further, but it’s ugh-worthy!
Nope – I don’t want Blair back, I want shot of the whole festering lot of Labour cocksuckers. I never want to see the cnuts neat government again. Every one of them is a shit stain on our lives. Every single one of them.
I want them to fuck off and die.
They should die HORRIBLY!
Of course WE don’t want Blair back – it’s only the NuLab voters – a small and diminishing minority, as last night proved, who do. (The YouGov poll was among NuLab voters.)
Blair was/is an exhibitionist whose chief characteristics are:-
vanity
irresponsibility
cowardice
fantasism.
You would have to be a NuLab voter, ie practically certifiable, to want that all over again.
agreed
Your forgetting the David Kelly incident – yet abother reason why he should never return
You’re right.
And I forgot to include ‘dishonesty’in the list.
Norman Baker MP investigated and came to this conclusion:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-397256/Why-I-believe-David-Kellys-death-murder-MP.html
Agreed – Blair was just a more convincing liar, it’s as simple as that.
Hey this is no time for soundbites but you know I’m a pretty stand up kinda guy…
Agreed, indeed – probably the best liar politics ever had.
Well said …. it was reported that taxpayers have been funding a vastly expensive ‘posse of bodyguards’since Blair left office; unprecedented, apparently, with a departing premier.
When Blair nicked stuff off you, he was able to play it like a street magician.
“That bloke just took my watch.. that’s great. And my phone wow amazing.. I didn’t feel a thing. he gave them back though. Thanks man. It was awesome. Hey! Where’s my wallet gone?”
When McDoom does his magic its more of …
“Give me you’re fucking wallet or I’ll stab you in the eye. Give me your shirt. And your underpants you shitstick.. Good. Now fuck off.. oh and before I go can I possibly ask if I can count on your vote next week?
Probably the only thing he has ever been right on…..
Which of you ladies would like my knife?
I’ll take the pork sword thanks
Will a beef bayonet do?
Or a Lamb Cutlass?
Cack him with a cactus. He will be cacked
Charles E Hardwidge is a spoof.
Master Baiter is a Tory with too much time on his/her hands. Because only a Tory would be motivated to posting such half-truths and lies in the stylee of a Labour apparatchik on such a hostile forum knowing it would only serve to create even more determined folk to go out and make Labour history.
OOwww… you’ve ruined it now!
pesonally I always thought financial misconduct = conservatives was Guidos windup alias
You clearly have nothing better to do with your time than undermine those of us fighting for a fairer and more equal society. To suggest that my writings are a spoof shows you up to be a typical judgemental Tory with no brain.
Better to be a Tory with no brain,
that a socialist with no backbone or bollocks.
Does that “fairer and more equal society” you are fighting for include the election of fascists whilst Labour took it’s eye off the ball by pissing on each other and into the face of the electorate?
That wasn’t piss. That was rain. Yellow rain. That started in America.
Charles E Hardwidge is a fucking disgrace and an embarrassment to a religion of enlightenment.
“A fairer and more equal society” if you happen to be employed by them…….
You should come and see what’s happining outside the bumker.
Oops! I suppose it just sounded like a spoof. Your “more equal society” is one where we all live on the Brown-handout of weekly vouchers for life’s essentials, and all children have an equally bad education at equally bad schools? Averaging down and stamping out any streak of individuality – how charming.
Thank you, Captain Bleedin’Obvious.
There is a real CH who sometimes comes here, but is more often found on LabourList – but there is someone doing very funny imitations (and usually adds the midde E).
I actually think Master Baiter is for real – but his motives are unclear. I once suspected he was one of the Nazis posing as a Labourite, as evidenced by his racism and other types of hate speech. Presently, my professional opinion is that he is probably a late developer with an Oedipal fixation.
…and necrophiliac tendencies.
Oedipus Schmedipus. As long as a boy loves his mummy.
And I’m sure he does!
***Applause***
Methinks Master Baiter is a leftie who comes here to wind up Tories. He did at times attempt to engage in serious discussion (assuming he was also Ambrose Silk).
Graphics fidelity. What a load of bollocks.
Or, just someone living up to the name of ‘baiter’ie playing constant ‘devil’s advocate’.
I’m not sure you’re right with the Oedipal fixation. I think there are spoof posts in his name. The real MB plays a good game, but quickly quits. Case of stir the pot to get the blood rising.
I’m up that MB is an alternative to another poster here who wants to keep the discussion going or to see what the guarded opinions are.
Maybe jgm2 is right….. but after yesterday’s Stalinist performance at West Ham, I’m not so sure
Doing better under Blair than Brown isn’t much of a reccommendation though. Satan as Labour leader would probably poll higher.
He already has the Deputy Prime Minister slot sewn up.
Yes, I can definately see the attraction of a cynical, cheating, lying, self regarding, bload socked Huhne, over a weird, gurning, inadequate, bullying, snide, spendaholic Scotch mental.
Things can only get better
nulab don’t do normal.
I, the undersigned, hereby pledge not to visit Scotland for either business or pleasure purposes until Gordon Brown has resigned as Prime Minister:
Troughtastic
Pleasure? Scotland? Send them all back.
Free the English…
Bring the troops back and garrison Hadrian’s wall
Visiting Scotland for pleasure is an errand akin to heading over to the Regent’s Park Mosque for some pork scratchings.
Have to disagree, TT. On the west coast there’s some of the finest scenery and the very best seafood in the UK.
I’m all for bashing this lot, but let’s not get as lost in fantasy as they are themselves.
I’m never serious about Scotland: I’m the only one in my family that doesn’t speak with an Ayrshire accent. Killin is superb, as is Glen Afric.
Agreed ….but it’s still a bad weather theme park
I cooked Tuscan Baked Beans last night. Very nice.
Oddly enough I had Tuscan beans with sausages last Saturday.
you are so right TT. I used to think I was working class till a visited glasgow, now I know I’m middle class!
So you think the expenses issue was bad management. No it was perfect manipulation. Both Blair and Brown have rulled by gang tactics.
This government has done its best to criminalize every person they can. From random children in Camden, to the rich with their expenses and tax and drug issues. Report a crime around here and they just arrest you (current case of friend on going). They make the innocent fear.
Then there is the fear by database. They promise databases of information and then make sure there are enough publicised leaks. So no one that is innocent dares do anything.
1. NHS – All people with birth, or other defects, will fear. Good bullying tactic to find out a persons psychological or physical defects first.
Then they must not smoke, drink or be muscular with a high BMI values. Back of the queue to you wasters.
2. Kids – This is the most sinister database. Now we can control you by “knowing” about your kids. But what is more, 400,000 civil servants will know as well.
They even use BMI to torture the kids. (recent case).
3. The internet database: We know your political bias by your web site choice.
“The Stasi – the secret police – kept files on more than a third of the population.
Building its profiles from informers, the Stasi requested that East German schoolteachers
ask children to draw what clock they saw on television the night before.”
4. The road number plate tracking : We can follow all your affairs and locations. – Just modern day Stasi check points.
5. The house database (aka StreetView): We know your asset value. Your hobbies, Your Vote *** sticker in the window. Your security (light cameras, alarms)
6. The ID database. Now they will limit access to services unless you join the gang.
7. DNA database – Limited comfort blanket for the Police.
So the outcome will be: More identify theft (even for NHS use), more use of encryption and off shore sites and theft of internet dongles/phones, more thefts of cars/plates, plate forgery, more transient/foreign criminals, more body piece thefts during attacks. Knife crime increase has its reason (DNA). Every piece of technology used at Government level is easily circumvented by the criminals.
But the purpose is not to catch criminals, it is to control the innocent and stupid. The expense system was relaxed to encourage a slow creep of “acceptable” behaviour. Then it was turned on them for control. As I said “the stupid”. Why did they not see it developing? Standard bullying entrapment.
Remember they tortured a scientist until he took his own life.
It is simple bullying. Dare and initiate. This is not democracy, it is gang culture. We now have both a EU and a government that ignores its MPs totally.
Oh, and by the way if you’re a friend of nuLabour, or a “celebrity” we’ll keep your kids off the new database for privacy reasons.
“Four legs good, two legs better”
They do not do their tax online either.
It is too insecure!
The Police attack only when asked. Otherwise it would be “unlikely”.
Definite gang land tendencies.
Do you know how to get off StreetView?
Simple just tell them all your details? email etc. So much for trying to be private. Especially when you can only do it on a overseas site not covered by our laws!
The ICO is not fit for purpose!
And it’s catching up with them, about fucking time.
“Remember they tortured a scientist until he took his own life.” Rubbish – stop believing what you are told unless it’s supported by irrefutable scientific and logistical evidence, if you really want to understand what has been going on.
“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” Sherlock Holmes
That means that any fact at all that contradicts the “official conspiracy theory” proves that theory to be a deliberate falsehood propagated for political purposes.
Guido, you seem to have been developing a soft spot for Blair. This is very worrying. He was as big a t*** as Broon, just a different flavour of t***.
Agreed. Blair and Brown – 2 cheeks of the same arse.
Blair grinned inanely and glad-handed everone while the Cyclops sulked and plotted.
Blair even admitted recently in a speech at Harvard(?) that the UK’s spell of prosperity was down more to chance than policy. Ouch! says Brown
It was down to artificially low interest rate, held down due to cheap imports from China, which led to an enormous house price and credit boom. The fact that the “genius” at the Treasury saw no risk in all this just about sums him up.
Has anyone asked Brown about the “golden rule” lately. You know the one that was never to be broken in good times are bad times. What a tit.
Blair was/is a total cock, Guido stop this silly revisionism.
i’m going stale
We’ll stick you under the grill for a couple of minutes and you’ll be fine.
A bit of HP sauce should liven you up a bit as well.
O/T
Jack Straw is standing up in the Commons explaining how his department managed to let a maniac out of custody to commit two murders.
Bet he doesn’t offer to resign…
You’re right, he didn’t.
Silly me, thinking that such a complete fuckup as to allow two guests of our country to be hideously killed, would be grounds for the minister responsible to resign…
Say what you like about the last Tory government, but it’s ministers at least had the guts to fall on their swords when required…
all the tories ever got wrong was ‘sleaze’and get caught shagging the wrong people. Sure there was a bit of ‘interests’in there too, but compared to the last 11yrs of liabour the sleaze/nasty tories were fucking saints.
nothing the tories did were considered criminal
“nothing the tories did were considered criminal
Apart from Archer and Aitkin, you’re about right….
Er…Michael Howard after the Isle of Wight jail breaks?
Archer and Aitken basically went to prison for telling lies. Labour has now turned that into an art form.
Lying to Parliament is supposed to be as serious as lying in court, yet Labour politicians do it all the time and never even resign, never mind get hauled off in handcuffs.
Archer only lied in his personal life, not politically
Did anyone seriously expect anything else from the former leader of the Students’Union. He should never have been allowed to graduate.
He will be tried in the court of public opinion.
They’ve deleted all records of him belonging to Leeds NUS – honest, not invent
Have you seen Alan Johnson’s face while sitting there. Looks like he’s had to swallow something unpleasant.
Half a litre of Brown’s porridge.
Mandy’s Cheesey Bellend
Fromage De Helm
The only place I want Blair is against a wall…..not forgetting Brown, of course.
Didn’t know you were that kind of girl…
Kneetremblers are one thing.
Executions are another!
Is that for execution purposes, or the other thing? I can never tell on here.
After you with Blair.
Two’s up BB? pmsl
It is worth recapping on just how terrible this round of elections has been for Labour.
– Labour is now the third party of local government in England, with fewer councillors than the Liberal Democrats for the first time since the First World War
– Labour secured the lowest vote share ever recorded by a serving government in both elections
– Labour fell under 20 per cent vote share for the first time since 1910, when the party was four years old
– Labour controls no county councils
– Labour lost a poll Wales for the first time since the First World War
– Labour have no MEPs in the South West region for the first time ever
– Labour were beaten by four parties in two regions of the country
– Labour recorded an 8 per cent vote share in the South East
THIS IS WHAT GORDON BROWN HAS DONE TO THE LABOUR PARTY.
HE ALSO MANAGED TO SEND 2 BNP MEPS TO BRUSSELS
HIS GOVERNMENT CHANGED THE RULES TO ALLOW FLIPPIN AND THE OTHER EXPENSE SCANDALS. HE IS SEVERELY IMPLICATED.
you missed my personal faverot. labour polled 6th in cornwall, beneth the cornish nationalists! my congrats to the people of cornwall. i salute you!
A post on the FT blog claims there are more Labour MPs than councillors. Can this really be true?
15th?
Anyway…where’s all those fuckin pricks like baitor, pride, elsby etc?
I’d've though that you could at least try & put some postive spin on this.
Oh..Draper…you’re a twat!
BUT..at least this time your emailing skills have done some good!
yeah, wheres all the light entertainment gone around here! quick someone ressurect drapers rebuttal unit, I need some cheering up giving how much of the shit this country is in
Perhaps you are a slow reader, are you also a Conservitude supporter? The two would go together.
Presumably in the same way that being a Labour supporter and being a complete wanker go together?
No
Labour supporter? Oh yes you mean fucktard.
Don’t be nasty to MB – Labour supporters are an endangered species these days. We should prize him.
I’m sure Mandy could have him stuffed and mounted.
Been given envelopes and stamps to lick?
The eminence greaze is now running the Labour party. How wonderful is that? The man can’t even fill in a mortgage application honestly!
That says all you need to know about Labour MPs and where their ‘integrity’and ideological purity – and moral superiority – lies. A fabulous joke and I for one, am loving it. All that santimonious for the people shit! These money grubbing jobsworths, these envious charlatans are rolling naked in their own hypocrisy and they don’t seem to appreciate that we can all see them for what they are.
The idea that we are all so stupid as to believe Harperson ‘it was expenses what done it’defence is so patronising as to be laughable.
Please, please, Gordon don’t stand down and spoil it all!
surely you mean eminence GREASE (aka Vaseline) for Lord Pooh Bah ??
No, I mean eminence greaze – slimy, oleagenous, snot-like and gobbable and sounds frog-like and intellectually superior as well as being suitably patronising as in ‘eminence gris’. If you still can’t see what I’m getting at try looking at images of Peter Mandelson, better still, listen to his voice ooze…. and you’ll get an idea of what I mean.
Surely Mandelson is sorting at the very moment a deal under which Blair is “peered” and pushes aside Brown as PM.
Cue another war, possibly Iran, and Team Blair is back in business, much to Guido’s approval.
Is that so ridiculous?
It’s clear from the Euros that the Tories haven’t sealed the deal and beyond Cameron there’s fuck all if not a cast list of horrors waiting in the wings (Osborne, Willetts, Gove for fuck’s sake)
What’s the betting Blair would fight backt to a draw with the Tories, ushering in PR, which he always wanted to do anyway – to completely fuck up Brown.
A war is the standard answer for PMs in trouble, but difficult to add a third to the present score.
A ‘terrorist plot foiled – only just’accompanied by ten days of high-alert paranoia (cue TV pix of Plod rushing around clad in black space-suits), arrests in Southall, Newham, Bradford, Birmingham, Leeds, Leicester and Luton, airports closed etc etc seems more likely. Cheap, easy to do given our compliant TV stations and causing everyone to rush to mummy’s skirts in our anxiety (they hope). Pay off the victims 18 months later with a few million of our money – problem solved.
Civil wars are fairly cheap!
Spot on!
Come back Tony – we need you. And not just the Labour party. Whoever THEY are.
On the upside the BBC UK News Homepage is leading with ….
‘Labour Slumps to Historic Defeat’complete with picture of Mandelson looking as though he’s lost a filling.
Well, he does like a filling.
Its up at the moment so they can run it for a couple of hours “for balance”, until people start to drift home from work and then the “Boris in the river” vid will be back on.
Oh good. I do like that one of mr Boris falling in the river. ahahahah. Now, where’s my big brovver show?
He’s just heard of the KY Jelly shortage.
Ouch
Spit on it.
and it is vying with the LDV Van administration that he just wasted £5million on
No doubt the taxpayer also gets to pick up the redundancy bill
Lost a filling? No No No, He’s sucking on Ed’s bollock.
Dear Bob,
Here’s the first draft. I think it really speaks man.
Hope the discharge clears up.
Yours, love,
Will
Julius Caesar
A play in 3 Acts
Act 1
The conspirators discuss the state of affairs in Rome and develop their plot.
Key speech:
Cassisus: “So, when I say now, we jump the bastard.”
Brutus: “Epic mate. I’ll be there, let my dagger be first”
Act 2
The assassination
The conspirators carry out their plot
Key speech.
Caeser: “Hence, will thou lift up Olympus?”
Cassisus: “Take that!
(PAUSE)
Where IS everyone? Hello? Anyone?”
Act 2 Scene 2
The conspirators have another go.
Key speech.
Brutus: “Right lads follow me, oh hallo Julius, I’m er…I’m…er, a big fan. Any chance of a Tribune job?”
Act 2 Scene 3
And another go.
Casca: “Julius, great Caeser. I’m off to spend more time with my agricolae.”
Caeser: “Good. Fuck off. Traitor.”
Act 3
And another
Act 3 Scene 2
And another
Act 3 Scene 3
And another.
Curtain.
the encore consists of Mr J Caesar being clubbed sensless by the stagehands as he refuses to get of the stage and its the only way they could get the straightjacket on him
Very good.
Exit Blunkett pursued by cow. Oh shit! wrong play!
Please help with a little exegesis. (Ooh missus!)
This ‘Tribune job’of which you write – is it arcane slang for some act of beastliness which Queen Victoria might have had difficulty in believing took place?
Dear Plaything,
Tribune was a title shared by 10 elected officials in the Roman Republic. Tribunes had the power to convene the Plebeian Council and to act as its president, which also gave them the right to propose legislation before it. Also, the tribune could summon the Senate and lay proposals before it. The tribune’s power, however, was only in effect while he was within Rome. It was legally impossible for a patrician to be a tribune of the plebeians.
There ya go.
Salute, Citizen!
Thanks, Stepney – kind of you to offer the tutorial; much appreciated. My little learning is truly a dangerous thing in that I didn’t know the bit about the power being limited to the city. So it’s oblivion for Gordon Brown (one hopes) and back to the Pierian Spring for me.
In the earlier post I was, facetiously, hearing in ‘Tribune job’(Act 2 Sc 2, Brutus) echoes of ‘hand job’, ‘blow job’etc ….but it’s all a bit late for that now.
I’m just not sure anymore.
Am I McSnot or Bliar?
Ah, – here’s that weird witchy woman with the big mouth.
She’ll know.
Any body seen Alistair Darling yet. Has Mandy got him in his cellar?
Is he a hostage taken by the brownites to stop him talking before tonights’Parliamentary meeting?
Slightly OT.
Straw has just said that he takes full responsibility for the happenings in the New Cross murder case.
Then why are you still in your job?
Has he taken full responsibility and then sacked the person responsible?
What else.
I thought he was the person responsible.
I watched that live – the way he delivered the speech seemed structured to lead to the conclusion that he too would resign.
Then he let it hang in the air for just an extra beat …
Before ploughing on to the end.
I wondered at the time if he was up to something.
Gordon 9000 supercomputer: Election defeat….Does not compute
BBC Have Your Say – Labour suffer its worst result so the Beeboids have to ask “Is Britain entering a new political age?
No, WE JUST WANT RID OF YOU LABOUR FUCKERS!!!!!
SO DO US COWS! MOOOOO! Where’s the Queen?!!!
Sky News is reporting ministers have been called into No 10 prior to Gordo’s meeting with MPs.
Anouther round of loyalty quiz?
Supersized loo rolls also have been delivered to the bunker.
Coincidence, of course.
Lock up the cell phones and chain down the printers. There are going to be a lot of toys flying out of the pram today.
You see, you see, I said it – that dickhead Johnston is wearing a grey suit! Wot a twat!
Get me a ticket!
The Labour Star Chamber is grilling Ministers to make sure none of them are honest
Couldn’t have that could we ?!
I Control Everything.
Even Control.
Not us cows you don’t!
who could be the Ken Clarke figure in this cabinet?
The Chancellor of the Exchequer, if you can find him.
Somehow I can’t see Captain Darling as a cool, laid back jazz dude sporting a pair of natty suede shoes and smoking a Cafe Creme.
No, I can see him leaving the Exchequer empty though.
Although not ‘empty handed’.
Dear Mrs Purnell,
The lads in D Company just wanted to express our condolences at the death of your son James recently. He was a brave chipper.
As you know already, we were all waiting for the orders to go over the top last Saturday when James misheard the announcement from Sarn’t Major Hutton shouting “it’ll all be over tomorrow lads” and rushed for the ladder.
He was cut down in a hail of bullets, but you will be pleased to know that he died honourably in the cause of keeping Britain free from fascists.
Yours,
Nobby Digsworth
No.
Remember the 2004 council elections? They didn’t do too well then did they with Blair? That was why there was the ‘Brown bounce’after Blair went, as laughable as that seems now.
People had started to see through the spin and lies and that greedy f***wit Blair. A greedy self-serving parasite – and people had finally started to realise.
There’s a very good reason Blair left 20 minutes after he completed the 10 year term.
Brown or Blair – either way Labour would/will get a thorough kicking at the next GE.
Sure Blair was a Huhne. A liar, a cheat, a phoney, frankly a dude I would not buy a second hand Ford from.
However Brown is _so_ fucking shite he makes Blair look like the best fucking ruler a country ever had.
At least when Blair was out there prancing his stuff on the world stage we would not all look away from the telly in embarassment. At least he could lie convincingly. At least he could smile like he meant it.
Brown is _such_ a Huhne he makes Blair look fucking good. End of story.
I did agree when Millipede said that on question time, and now he’s been proved correct. (Heck even the biggest losers get it right occasionally!) Shame millipede didn’t have the balls to finish Brown off. He will not be forgiven that by the British public.
Z.
Blair could be trusted to wipe his own arse, and can simulate human body language convincingly.
So yes, better than Gordon. But still a despicable Hoon who should hang for his crimes.
@38
Because he’s nothing but a self serving Essex boy and a twit as well…
Darling an Essex boy? How dare you besmirch the good name of Essex. He’s a London born scot.
For those interested in the interplay between politics and economics, Ambrose Evans-Pritchard is worth a read in the DT.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/ambrose_evans-pritchard/blog/2009/06/08/europe_swings_right_as_depression_deepens
I really don’t want that Fucking slimy bLair back. And if people actually do want him back, they need shooting.
2 Wars?
Letting Gordon tax and borrow the UK into recession?
Lies, Damned lies, and statistics?
Smear campaigns upon smear campaigns?
Actually, it was 5 wars – in as many years.
Where’s Malcolm Tucker when you need him?
He’s fucked, you’re fucked, we’re all fucking fucked. My favourite Malcolm Tucker quote: “Off you two fuck!”
Looks like Michelle Obama and daughters have been hanging out with Gorbals Mick!
http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:c865633c-fe9e-4c40-99c4-430486781540
What a day to choose to visit Westminster!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8089498.stm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Blunkett won’t try to milk his expenses again.
Do we know if the cow is OK?
It wouldn’t behoove him to do so.
Hello,
My name is Gordon. I am looking for a new friend.
Write me at : g.brown@number10.gov.uk
Hope to hear you soon.. Gordon.
I notice Harriet Harman’s software hasn’t been updated for several days now.
Do you mean her draws?
She doesn’t wear any.
That puts a whole new meaning on ‘the stench coming from Westminster’!!
Would they be no-score draws?
(Or drawers?)
I have a pair of them.
But still go no balls.
Drawers are nothing but a symbol of male oppression, and therefore Harriet eschews them.
she chews minge more like
I just chew them.
Here’s my cunning plan. One each for Dave and Gordo.
Dave, you only have to say that you will hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty and UKIP will be exKIP.
Gordo, your case is a bit harder but here goes. Go to your native Glasgie, spend an evening in a pub (there must be one where you will be safe.) Do a bit of vox pop stuff with the local — and then break the news that you feel that smokers have been treated very very badly and so you are going to reinstate smoking in pubs, clubs, and the like. It was authoritarian and overdone and you don’t know how “they” were allowed to get away with it.
Of course you dress it up a bit, but if you do that Gordo, I think you can add a cool 15% may be more to your ratings. Coz, I don’t think Dave is going to do anything like that. And as you down your last double Scotch and pay for the round of drinks, you remark thoughtfully that the stuff has really got absurdly expensive.
Come on boys, let’s see which of you is a goer.
For a number of reasons the public at large want change.
To ignore this basic point of fact is futile.
The removal of Brown would make ordinary people feel powerful. It would be a relief, a breath of fresh air. We could all move on knowing that in one way at least our system still works.
The longer Labour avoid taking this painful decision the more damage they will do to themselves and our country. Get this wrong and they may never return to power in their current form. It is that big.
Gordon is finished. Deal with it and move on lads!
On an earlier thread there was a video of Glynis Kinnock being suitably patronising and long-winded. But she did say something that needs to be thrown back in her face.
She was on about being an MEP inWales which received ‘substantial amounts of regional funds because we have so many disadvantaged areas….’
Oi, Glenyis – do you think voting Labour since 1922 and having a Labour government since 1997 might give you a clue as to why Wales has so many fucking disadvantaged areas?
Labour is more conservative than the Conservatives. Their policies actually keep people in poverty and dependence. Labour dependes on poverty and dependence for its core vote. The last thing Labour wants is to raise the folk of Wales (or Scotland) out of dependency. Finally Wales and Scotland have wised up. It only remains for the NE of England to do likewise.
All across Europe center-right parties are making hay. Even countries with incumbent centre-right governments – no ‘protest’votes there. No blaming their government for any ‘global downturn’. Because in their heart of hearts everybody knows the philosophy to trust with money.
And it aint the Labour-left’s.
I love the painful wincing and gurning on her face whenever someone makes a disagreeable or challenging remark about her or her ghastly oaf of a husband.
It’s the exact expression one would wear whilst scraping a particularly rancid and sticky lump of dog excrement of one’s shoe.
If she could still do expressions effectively… the plastic surgeon’s knife and botox have more or less rendered her facial muscles as ineffective as she has been for Wales.
Wales wised up a while back – Labour has been working with Plaid to keep it in power in the Assembly.
Slightly OT, but does anyone in Wales have a real job? I have never met a Welsh person (apart from one blacksmith) who doesn’t work for the state. It’s quite astonishing. And on the same subject – if pouring money into disadvantaged areas equalled prosperity, Wales would be like fucking Singapore with a bit more rain.
Sarah #311 – try N Ireland. I read a govt statistic (so it must be true) that 70% of the population there is state-dependent, either via state employment or unemployment benefit.
The single factor that all these high-unemployment Labour areas have in common is a low level of private sector activity. Cause or effect?
Cause, I would think. Appalling stats about Norn Irnd, but not surprising somehow.
Further votes lost in the West Midlands as LDV goes into administration with workers and more importantly voters putting blame on Brown and his First Lord Secretary of State for not doing more- no last minute drop in and more cash like 2005 when on eve of General Election Blair & Brown visited Rover to promise funds
No matter, it least it collapsed the day after the election results.
Lot of Labour marginals in the West Midlands – local MPs already “bricking it” after euro/local elections and now know they have very little chance of holding their seats in a General Election starting with Jacqui Bath-Plug
Yeah! That was that cow Hewitt bunging in £6m to a company trading insolvently, which is why it went bust and the “investigation” has now cost over £15m so far. And she sits as a company director – should have been barred by her own department long ago.
There ain’t no more cash. Period.
No wonder white van man voted B&P
Election over – LDV surplus to requirement
Toodle pip! – Lord M
Ps – may be in touch around April next year
Miliband wasn’t right . I’d ‘prefer’a kick in the bollocks over two kicks in the bollocks any day . This doesn’t equate to me ‘want’ing a kick in the bollocks though .
I regret that I am unavailable to serve as PM. It is very flattering to be asked and all that. I am making a shed load of money, and I couldn’t live on the expenses.
Cherie would be delighted to take up the post.
Just, to spite the physchologicaly flawed hoon, Broon.
No comments on Blunkett being attacked by a cow ?
No I suppose opening that particular floodgate would probably be a bad idea.
Alison Pratt, from the National Farmers’Union, gave the following advice to others should they find themselves in a similar position.
“The best thing to do is to let the dog off the lead so it can run away because obviously a dog can run faster than you,” she said.
“The next thing to do is to get quite quickly to the edge of the field, collect the dog and leave.”
Er – you’ve forgotten one thing Ms Pratt – Blunkett’s dog is a Guide Dog – I would think it’s bloody difficult to find the edge of the field amidst a load of charging cows if you can’t see anything
Pity it wasn’t an articulated lorry.
Yes, plenty. Put your hearing aid in and keep up!
This is just the start! Don’t think we have forgotten 2001 and the F&M massacre.
BNDP (British National Dairy Party)
The problem is Chaps, there is no genuine right wing party, which believes in personal and economic freedom, to vote for. “Call me Dave” has taken the Tories down the Social Democrat route, the Libdems are torn between Eurofanaticism and Beardie Wierdiness and UKIP are a one trick pony. Who is there in all honesty, to do the job that needs to be done?
Just look to the financial services industry what it’s done and how it’s backing the Conservitudes, you will thereby understand the Conservitudes’plans.
Look how well Gordon and I regulated the financial service industry after we made the Bank of England independent in 1997. Sheer genius on our part !
It’s unlikely if any form of regulation short of communism would have stopped the massive scam that grew out of the now derided ‘financial innovations’on which the bloated blood sucking industry grew. It was accepted widely that securitization of debt helped to spread risk, when in fact the opposite was true.
In any event the thieves and cheats in the financial services industry are aligned closely with the Conservitudes.
Saying Labour didn’t regulate the industry enough is a non sequitur since the Conservitudes were calling for more deregulation through out the whole period.
The process is unravelling still and the side show that is electoral politics will not stop that unravelling. The battle is between the scorched earth policies of the Conservitudes – ‘the nothing we can do about it’outlook and the Labour plan to mitigate the effects through intervention which view is in line with Obama’s.
Free markets have been discreditted, that reality leaves the usual Conservitude nostrums severely undermined.
So if I understand you correctly, the fact that Labour were the government and therefore legally responsible for the financial industry, is merely coincidental.
Try arguing that with a court
MB Twat; some facts are useful,you know.
In 2001 UK banks loans and deposits were in balance; ie no overstretch. By 2007 some £700m borrowed from the wholesale credit market. A report drew the government’s attention to the probability of trouble at Northern Rock two years before it went tits up.
A Select Committee has just reported on the problems caused by Brown removing the Bank of England’s duty of supervision and oversight and splitting it between the FSA and the Treasury.
Do try harder.
If the crash was so widely understood to be coming how do you explain why so many hedge funds, banks, family trusts, individuals and others have had the seats taken out of their trousers?
The financial services industry aka ‘the markets’abused their power, used so called financial innovation and engineering without understanding what they were doing and the whole mess blew up in their faces.
The market mechanism failed.
This is an epoch changing moment, this ongoing collapse is proably greater than the fall of the Soviet Union. The financial system still is full of toxic assets and there is no feasible way of clearing out the contagion.
It’s going to take a lot more than Conservitude lightweights like Cameron the PR man and Osborne of Corfu to deal with it.
Hilarious MB
I’m beginning to think the only market you understand is Peckham Market.
It’s very simple Brown destroyed everyone’s pension.
Then after 2 years of “prudence” he borrowed like hell to fund a boom.
The boom was not “investment” as investment leaves an asset behind – but bingeing. And Gordon wrecked the financial supervision authorities so the binge could be a big one.
The binge attracted loads of talented overseas workers and produced nothing for working class people who were cut out of the job market by better qualified workers or those prepared to work for lower salaries. Anyone who pointed this out was called a racist ( eg Michael Howard ) for stating things NuLab didn’t want to admit.
The government had\has no industrial strategy so all the real jobs get offshored and we get “five a day coordinators ” ( what my mum used to do as a matter of course )
Suddenly the binge hits the wall
There is no more money to be borrowed. The industrial base has been crapped on ( spoken to anyone at LDV ? ), Labours traditional voters see they have been screwed by their own party and go to N Griffin.
Gordon Brown refuses to accespt there is a problem anywhere and drags Labour to oblivion with him
Simple
Fancy a lemming ?
Too right MB
and some arsehole even sponsored a knighthood for Fred Goodwin !
can you believe it ?
If you think small timers like Sir Fred Goodwin are the operators in the financial scamming you are more stupid than you normally seem, which is not inconsiderably thick.
what you mean labour MPs are troughing even more than they said ?
wow, someone better tell Gordobama so he can set up another independent review body ( yawn )
One day you will realise just how blinkered and stupid you are, but on the other hand that day will probably never arrive.
In the mean time look to where the Conservitudes get their political funding and second jobs.
Perhaps if you click your little red stilettos you and toto can get back to Kansas – or has Flint the bint clicked hers first ?
Follow Gordon on the road to oblivion. Sad really to think I’ll have to dicsuss tory funding with the LibDems in future.
Alex Salmond says SNP vote up 10% – just as well Labour pumped all that money into RBS and BOS
Yeah start with ‘Lord’Alan Sugar and ‘Lady’Glenys Kinnock spambot.
Whatever happened to Harman’s pledge that Fred would not get his pension?
they don’t like to say ” we don’t reward failure ” as that would stop them getting any money themselves
You know Brown was fully responsible for the boom and bust, you know full well that Brown disabled and perverted city regulation to spark a full blown boom just to coincide with his dreamed of aquisition of ultimate power!
Brown engineered this fake boom to set himself up as our ‘dear leader’EVERYTHING that Brown did he did for ONE reason and that was to set himself up for PM, he was promised the crown and as chancellor his one and only thought was about himself.
Probably – look at it this way though, just as Brown made MP – all his long term plans came to fruition!
The reason Brown can’t deal with any of the problems in any realistic way – is because he’d have to start by admitting that he caused the problem in the first place!
I-I-I-I-I-I know what the solution is, I-I-I-I j-just have to do exactly the opposite of what I’ve been doing upto now, as I caused the problem!
Whatever the problem is – Gordon’s it!
That’s why Cameron is so gleeful these days. People are realising that’s the case, so he just has to sell himself as ‘I’m not Gordon’.
Sorry – meant – just as Gordon made PM!
Blair put Brown in his place and fucking kept him there.
All you need in a leader is to be handsome, ruthless, slick, witty, great with words and fast on his feet.
The brains, you already have around you or you buy in. That’s what the Cabinet, civil service and think-tanks are for.
No one fronted it better than Blair. No one.
Cameron and Clegg aren’t in the same universe.
I have no champagne in the fridge at present.
Can someone please, please tell me if I really ought to get a couple of bottles in for tonight?
Not in the ‘fridge you philistine it gets too cold. Just a bucket of ice. I have some chilling nicely.
But then the neck of the bottle doesn’t get cold enough, and you’ll struggle to get the top off with your sabre.
One has a wine fridge at the correct temperature, dear boy.
Sabre? I think I might use my kukri this evening, in honour of the mad little men of the mountains!
It’s vulgar to open one’s own champagne.
The bottle goes in upside down before you open it……Simples
Melting Ice Is 0.0C Fridge 5-8 C
Fridge best ….. Ice for show
You are the Ponce of Darkness and I claim my £5.
Don’t bother. There’s fuck all going to happen tonight as they’re all cowards.
Damn, I have half a bottle of (don’t flame me!!!) Hungarian Pinot Grigio which thriftiness compels me to finish before I can buy something decent.
I’ve always wondered.
Is it caddish to pour champagne with one’s thumb in the punt?
Sky News say that the Labour Rebels have 71 Names.
Gordon to the Palace in the Morning?
The Tower would be better.
Have you been to that cafe across the square for lunch again?
Too busy waiting for the other shoe to fall.
The Tower is too good for them – swinging from lamp posts in Parliament Square is better, pour encourager les autres
40 mins and counting, I really hope the rebels have their numbers…
Really? 71 Labour MPs with a spine? I’ll believe that when I see it.
Really? 1 Labour MP with a spine? I’ll believe that when I see it.
Labour’s rules make it almost imposible to unseat a PM who doesn’t want to go.
Even if there’s a PLP vote that goes against him, there then has to be a conference involving the unions (as if it’s anything to do with those hoons).
OK, so David Miniblair got something right. Let’s not get carried away simply because he’s got ONE thing right, eh ?
Even a broken watch is right twice a fucking day
But it’s all totally hypothetical. Blair isn’t going to come back, because he’s working so hard on making peace in the middle east.
Just in case you hadn’t noticed.
More likely networking for his candidature as “President of the EU”
Obama sacked him months ago.
Can we bring Bliar back once we’ve had an independent enquiry into the Iraq war?
I’d like to see his expression as he walks down the steps of the plane to be met by a couple of HM finest, hand cuffed and lead away with the words “Parliament waived your right to non prosecution”
I have decided that there is only one way to end this tyranny, and this is it
Todays tips are from David Minibar
Tip 1 :how to make a Banana daiquiri
white rum
banana
caster sugar
orange juice
Place 4 teaspoons crushed ice 2 shots rum 2 teaspoons sugar 1 shot orange juice and a peeled banana in a blender blend for only 10s then serve in a cocktail glass.
Tip 2: Don’t ever put Gordon’s Gin in anything
Gordon’s Gin…overpriced, under alcohol. Crap…much like Snotty really.
Greenalls or Sainsbury’s 43% made by Greenalls….yum
Nothing like Gordon – it’s got bottle…
Nah – Bombay Sapphire.
Just tried it. Delicious. Off to make some more, those measures are far too mean.
Blunkett is hunting with dogs now!!
You could have shot him legally.
He’s got a worrying physiognomy about him, that lad has.
Is this why Mandleson’s been brought back? If Blair gave creedence to the party their ratings might improve.
I suspect that Blair has bigger fish to fry at the moment. £12m a year for a start!
Somehow the image of Blunkett being flatted by a marauding cow seems deeply significant. I’m not sure at this moment what the significance is. But it does seem deeply significant.
Like some Greek tragedy.
Labour. Even livestock hate them.
after the foot and mouth genocide you don’t blame them.. all cows and sheep have been passing descriptions of the labour cabinet down the generations, so that their profiles are not forgotten in the hope that one day, in a green and pleasant field somewhere in England, the leader of the herd will give a positive ID and bellow the order to charge
Tell it like it is Sista!
BNDP (British National Dairy Party)
Perhaps the cow backed into him?
“Is that you Kimberley? I’m ready luv.”
It was a dairy cow FFS , thats something with all the bovine backbone of a millipede .Whoever was with him only had to wave their bannana at it and it would have foxtrot oscared in the oposite direction.
Look on the bright side. At least no one has posted any poetry today.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who gives a fuck
No-one but you
Gordon was a man of wit
and on his shirt he had some shit.
One day when he was passing St Pauls
a lady grabbed him by the balls.
You look a man of pluck
come round my house and have a fuck.
It may cost you a penny
it may cost you a bob
it all depends on the size of you knob.
Keats, if I’m not mistaken
I thought I would,
I thought I should,
A poem I composed, well almost.
But then I thought, a load of compost.
There was a young man from Devizes…
Sing along a Broon the Hoon…
Fantastic!
3rd prize in Video of the day competition, after the latest Downfall and Hannan’s speech
Altogether now “He’s a c u n t , he’s a c u n t….”
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool in the middle was bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
There was a you man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Blades of grass grew out of his arse
And his knob became covered in weeds
There was a young Girl from Neath
Who circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn’t for money or anything funny
But for that little bit of cheese underneath
There was a young man from Rhyl
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
His genital organ ended up in Glamorgan
And his nuts on a tree in Brazil
The winner
There was a young lady called Grace
Who sucked off one of her race
despite of his howls she sucked out his bowels
and spat steaming hot shite in his face
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear were a Hoon, I would f*ck it.”
Joint first.
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
were tattoed all the prices of ale.
And, on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
there was the same list in braille
Bill, Ben or Little Weeeeeeed – who gives a flying fuck. What the great British public is saying is for God’s sake go and go now.
As for quoting Milliband. Any chance that sleazeball had of being leader disappeared the day he said to Purnell “I’m right behind you” as he shut the door.
FIrst time I’ve actually properly watched this. It’s brazen isnt it? He knew EXACTLY what he was saying…
The country hate the war criminal and corrupt Blair almost as much as Brown. They don’t want Blair back; they want them both gone.
Is there any particular reason why all this talk of Brown and Blair makes you think of crucifixion?
I’m alarmed by TV appearances by numerous NuLab MPs who assert that we must not be given the opportunity for an early General Election because we would be influenced by the MP Expenses Row! Fuck off you c.u.n.t.s.
Perish the thought that MPs should be accountable for their actions!
Ah but you do not understand its up to them to make up your mind as your only one of the little people. See, you cant trust the little people to tow the party political line they might hold a different opinion and might end up voting the baby eating tories or even worse the party whose name we might not mention or god forbid vote the libdems.
But wouldn’t an early election serve the MPs well?
All those who’ve not had their expenses exposed yet, for a start?
So we can have a GE as soon as we’ve forgotten about the expenses?
…
What expenses? Forgotten about what?
…
Ready!
Can we all get together and organise a massive demonstration to demand a general election? It’s no good asking for help from the Conservatives on this one as Cameron is unlikely to want one right now.
See this on that Guido Fuckers’blog – revolution, demonstrations near Westminster, people marching whom we haven’t got on our database yet.
State of Emergency, State of Emergency.
No elections for at least 3 years.
ha ha ha I’m mad and there’s nothing you can do about it
Sally Keeble, the backbench Labour MP, has likened Gordon Brown to Michael Foot, who led the party to a crushing defeat against Margaret Thatcher in 1983.
Ow ! My toe-bone !
That is a slur and a deep insult to Michael Foot
Foot never lead Labour to electoral disaster in Wales, or 6% of the vote in the South West
Sally Keevle is crackers.
So lets get this right, a devious mental case for a PM and a cowardly party cowed into snivelling submission for years by blackmail, threats and bullying only now able to creep out from under their collective stones to attack a fataly weakened dictator who many of these same attackers praised as their saviour when he blackmailed his way into power.
Only now are some of those fawning cowards sneaking out to bite their leader like some hyenas sensing their once feared leader is finished when just months ago these same cringing two faced arseholes were fawning to and praising McMental like he was the second coming!
Does anyone else find there is something utterly pathetic about those newlabour MPs who engaged in dirty tricks and those who were victims of it only now complaining and moaning?
These scumbags are not fit for political office untill they have had a good few years in the political wilderness like old labour and Mr greymans Tories were forced to.
Many sympathise with people like frank Field and I admit to being among them BUT the fact is he was cowed and bullied by Brown and his minions for years and that fact alone means he is unfit for any office whatsoever, the last thing this nation needs to fix things are snivelling plotting two faced cowards to afraid of their own positions to speak out clearly from the start in defence of reason and right!
Anyone of the ‘rebels’should have thought first about their country and faced down the bullies in parliament and brought them to book in public, I would have admired a rebel standing up at PMQs and telling McMental to his face what a scheming lying bully he is when he was plotting against Blair.
Yep – that just about sums it up.
I think the plp meeting will be nothing more then last wimper. they will be bribed by some concessions ( think royal mail) and then it will be back to normality.
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THE BEAUTY OF THE SITUATION
IS THAT YE WILL ALL EVENTUALLY COME TO REALIZE
THAT YOUR DEMOCRACY IS A SHAM
PARTY POLLYTITANS ARE CEREAL COMPULSIVE LIARS AND DECEIVERS
YE WILL BE REDUCED TO AN UNEMPLOYED ETHNIC WHITEBRITISH UNDERCLASS
JUST AS IF YE HAVE LOST A WAR
AND YU VOTED FOR IT
YU VOTED
YU VOTED
AND YU KEPT ON VOTING
YE ARE ALL SUKKERS INDyEND
Shiver me timbers!
geraldine smith on again on sky ……some one please gag the idiot
While she’s there ABL’s vote share is increasing…
I really despise this government, this Prime Minister and all they don’t seem to stand for.
This is an essentially un-elected government of none of the talents, being ruled by a self-obsessed, deluded maniac egged on by a load of sycophantic equally deluded and self-serving hangers on.
There doesn’t seem any mechanism here for right-minded people to stand up to them, and give the British people a chance to say what we think. We seem to be totally powerless against them, until next June that is.
And even then folks – as I have said often on this forum now – it honestly would not surprise me if Brown and Mandelson were working on a way to “fix” that election result in some shape or form, or attempt to find a reason why that election could not go ahead.
My friends, I think we should be very, very worried indeed about this regime is capable of and what this Prime Minister in particular may choose to do.
I have very real worries about the future of this country as a free democratic country.
Remember Glenrothes
Yes, I certainly do remember Glenrothes:-
Ballot boxes going “missing” etc, suspicious amounts of postal votes being cast, the returning officer “losing” files during the post-election investigation, people turning up to vote on polling day only to find they were mysteriously not on the electoral register, and then there was the way Labour fought that campaign – very sleazily indeed!
As I said, I have very real worries about the next general election.
The heartening this is that the Returning Officers all work for local councils, and most councils are thankfully not in Labour’s command any more – where the marginal seats are anyway – so maybe less chance to tinker with the system!
But even so, I am going to be more than interested to see what happens at the Glasgow North East and Norwich by-elections, if that is Brown ever calls them!
I agree. Something is not right. my spider sense is tingling.
Back on topic, I can’t believe that people want Blair back, it’s staggering.
Why, in all the analysis into Labours woes is the subject of the police state never mentioned?
OT but seems now now glenys is on the expenseroll she’s upgrading her gwizz: http://eb.am/4AgbSME
Gordon Brown PM is mentally sound.
Anyone opposing him is crackers.
Peter Allen and David Steel on Five Live trying to outdo each other in their infatuation for McSnot. May I make a special plea that Allen be first to be given his P45 on Day Zero?
Look at me and see the one who’s Really in control.
Two things strike me watching this. One – Miliband could never make party leader ever ever ever. Two – Miliband was the only one on the panel being absolutely straight. He meant what he said. And he was right.
It looks like the Do Nothing Labour Party will, er, do nothing about Gordon ‘election machine’Brown
Correct – it’ll all fizzle out – due to the euro reults being even worse than the Labour rebels thought they will not want to force a leadership contest with the implications that a new PM will call an election and that the majority of them will then lose their seats. Better to stay on and hope that things improve in the economy to mitigate the impending disaster.
Brown is safe because of the above and the fact that there is no credible challenger in the wings – Purnell,Blears & Co don’t have the support and are actually being blamed for the debacle at the polls by No10′s Spin Machine
A VOTE FOR THE B&P IS A VOTE FOR BRITAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Nope, it’s a vote that the hate groups aren’t smokers and fatties but immigrants.
Same politics different targets!
BUT HE SAID ON THE TV HE DON’T HATE DEH IMMIGRANTS WHO PAY TAXES JUST THE ILLEGALS.
HE GOT MY VOTE.
Matt #351, yes he came across very plausibly. But something tells me that there is more to the BNP than its (rather acceptable) public face.
Before promising your vote, you might care to poke around behind the scenery a bit. There might be some rather nasty stuff there.
Nonetheless, if Griffin serves to frighten the establishment into actually listening to the little people he will have done valuable work.
To my mind he will go one of two ways: either cause the big three parties to sort their policies out then disappear, or really go legit, get rid of the thuggish tendency and become a serious force in UK politics.
Blair was right – things can only get better.
Well they certainly couldn’t get much worse.
When I read Blunkett had been attacked by a cow, I thought Harriett Harperson had run amok.
My daughter has just told me about this.
She almost saw her father become incontinent with laughter…
He , Blunkett that is ,should have been grateful it wasn’t a bull – very nasty being mounted by an irate Hereford
I, myself, am rather suspicious, apparently he had one of those handy little two step step-ups with him and a very lubricated fist, strange!
How did he know it was a cow? Moo!
There is one certainty in the UK and that is that we definitely do not want Blair back – but I think, we also said that about the Kinnochios.
Bring Blair back? NO! No. Nope. No way. Oh No. Don’t even go there. You’re effing kidding aren’t you? Please tell me that’s a joke.
Oh, sorry. They asked the few remaining Labour voters what they wanted. My bad.
Something everybody has forgotten.
Jilted John could see the future.
True.
It looks like McMental will survive, despite your ‘cross hair’treatment Mr. Fawkes
Still, we know you and your advertisers love him really.
Good, allow the PLP to put the noose around it’s neck, for the flap to be released in a couple of sunday news papers. Labour out for a generation.
I simply say that McLiar and McTwat were born of the same She Jackal’s stinking front passage. They share the same mental issues and will should share the same dock. Their worthless remains will need to be handled with more stringent precautions than the most hazardous nuclear waste – lest the darkness escape.
Hattie will inherit. You mark my words. She’s played a cool hand and she is biding her time. And she does actually seem to know how to win an election.
She could win if she showed the nation her top b*llocks.
Are you ‘avin’a laff ? Win an election ? Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhah!
Harman as Leader is the “kamikaze solution” – aprt from a few far left nutters nobody in the party would vote for her. Why not go for broke and make Balls leader ?
… why not go for broke … they’ve already done that – with Gordon! And we are!
As for making Balls leader? He’s every bit a venal hatchet man as Brown, if not more so.
Who saw McMoron’s cringeworthy attempt at humour yesterday?
” I always knew Peter was a very good Business Secretary but today I found out how good he is at texting and, err, emailing”
Laugh? I nearly started!!
Why you all saying Labour out for a generation let’s get rid of them forever, We already got two lefty groups in parliament, whittle it down to the Lib Dems and Cons for the right then throw UKIP in the mix as a middle party.
David
MilliYoctoband is a contender for our next PM dontcha know.Have Faith Brown for PM as Thatcher
If the PLP retains Brown as leader and the no confidence vote on Wednesday fails, then Cameron should persuade all Conservative MPs to resign their seats and hold a by-election on a single day in September (à la David Davies). The purpose of the by-elections would be to seek a vote of confidence in the integrity of sitting MPs following the expenses scandal. The main argument would be that it is the electorate and not a statutory or parliamentary process that should decide on this issue.
MPs whose expense claims are not acceptable to the Conservative Party would be deselected (with the consent of the local constituency) but be free to make their own case to their electorate by standing as an independent (unlikely course of action but an important safety valve).
Resignation of seats would be deferred until late summer to give the government the opportunity to call a General Election before the end of October. In this case, the mass by-elections would be commuted into the General Election.
Cameron should refuse to participate in any government, parliamentary or inter-party “cleaning up of expenses” initiative before the by-elections on the grounds that confidence in the Westminster Parliament can only be determined by the electorate.
Dream on…
Disregarding the plausibility of Cameron doing this, what are the downside risks?
The costs with that many by-elections is too high.
Nice idea – but it’s too expensive, and the GE is around the corner. On top of that there’s a high risk of losing the seat in either election.
Politically a dangerous game to play.
Accepted. But he who dares wins.
And Lord Ashcroft owes Hague one!
As hopefully the mentalist is to meet his end this evening , and OH has prompted some useful thinking , and Guido added his view , caesars wife is convinced somthing is very wrong with our country .
The wonkness of nu labour socialism , is in its gradual removal of our rights and governments accountability , it is bleeding us dry both mentally and financially , it is gutless mass of ignorant unelected liberal facists , whose only role is to spend more money on the problems there moral incontence and lassitude creates . They divide and spin to only for the purposes of power , that oceana face of big brother staring down at you , with its bogus morality .
harriet says labour created the B&P , not so its the fascist liberal elite of socialism , its godless arrogance , scornfully legalising its own fevered wonk idealogically prosperity , beyond common sense and respect.
The B&P are a reaction , a force needed to redress , a futile future , i dont like racism its not a watertight argument , but when you enforce subsidiarity against the will and refined history and understanding of a countries population, to the point where you break it up into a near ungovernable mess , there is a reaction . Our peaceable nation was based on the organic structure and value/stabilty of the family unit , a shared civilised society progress, not a continued injection of sex, drugs, fear and rule by fear .
it is no good weeping over the failure of labour , it is so unnatural it deserves the most public rebellion avaiable , and yet they smear , threaten and rubbish the democracry that they dont want .
When at the manchester counts other politicians turned there back of Nick Griffin , they were behaving as an eleitest class , refusing to believe that there are other political legitamcies , long swept under the carpet so that the champagne socialists could continue its arrogant propogation , and deny its failures .
I do not want racist conflict , but when a labour mp boasts that one day the Uk will become islamic , he is telling us that we are a nation that no longer can deteremine its own destiny , and its people fools . The EU is doing the same thing , removing our sense of belonging , by putting our governance somewhere else .
whilst most people see the B&P as anti immigration , they are a wake up call , immigrants dont just come and go with the economic cycles , they create there own culture and population , the problem is how do you be respectful to minorities without degrading your own culture , to carry on requires supression . What is the point at which people resent being made worthless when they can truly say they have built this country , even many surnames are imprints , Miller , Baker , Smith , church etc etc .
There is a point at which rebellion occures , when the new so upsets the common understanding of the hsitorically worked , that it can do nothing else.
We cannot change history of the way in which we became technically advanced as the world was discovered and travelled , good or bad , but sacrficing a nation to a socialist construct by the most devious means and lies will end in trouble , there is no example of it ever working !
This piece should be in the msm. Priceless and succinct. Thank you
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“People Do Want Blair Back ”
Turd is flying.
Blair is the one who accelerated us into this trouble.
Deeper and faster is not the way out.
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I remember watching this, and thinking at the time he is likely right but this will also come back to haunt him.
When he appeared another day later on Question Time, he denied saying it at all.
I am beyond point of throwing insults at this stupid bunch.
It isn’t often that I agree with Milliband but Brown’s premiership is turning just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
Can’t think why anyone in their right mind would want tony b-lair bac, hes an evil money grabbing traitor who ruined this country and left one-eyed gordon to pick up the pieces.
Milliband’s mouth. Has he caught bumsucker’s lip?
What a jumped up little cockend.