Brown’s Photo-Op Rally Moved Forward Hour
Following Guido’s highlighting of the made-for-propaganda event and possibly fearing Ceauşescu-moment style boos, Gordon’s spinmeisters have suddenly moved the photo-op at West Ham town hall forward an hour (to 3pm). Only the most loyal of the most loyal will be there. Don’t expect a big turn out…
UPDATE 15.55 : Gordon’s speech is literally a string of cliches we have all heard before; tractor production is up in the Urals, we are winning the war against Eurasia, Tories eat babies, Gordon will save the world. The questions are a hoot, first up: “Why don’t the papers report the fantastic, fantastic care for under fives? “
16.02 : The First Lord of State speaks, hair immaculate, make-up trowelled on, in control in all senses, enjoying himself. Says something about Gordon being courageous enough to spend lots of other people’s money.
16.05 : Questioner says Tories are evil, another that thanks Gordon for visiting, Sheila Thomas, ex-USDAW, just wants to welcome Gordon and thank him for coming down to West Ham, says she wants to see Gordon at party conference. Young lady says she was born Labour, thanks Gordon for paying her family benefits, (no sign of gratitude to the wealth creators).
16.10 : 
Guido losing the will to live as they bore on about various welfare benefits. Gordon name drops that he spoke to Obama yesterday (not sure if he means he talked on a beach or a president). Gordon, the deficit doubler, talks about getting the deficit down in the long run by spending more now. Economic genius. (He never did balance the deficit in the long term over the economic cycle, did he?). Few more questioners say Gordon is brilliant and it is everybody else’s fault.
16.15 : They laugh at the pasting Mandy gave Marr. Guido laughed as well. Questioner says the NHS is brilliant. Blah blah blah Gordon, everything is brilliant. Must get a drink, if they think this will impress the PLP…
UPDATE : Mercy comes, Jonah Brown strikes the transmission:
Video credit : G O T
Gosh. The demonstrators, sorry, I mean well-wishers!) must arrive 1.5 hours early. To make sure they get a good place, you see…
Be hilarious if he had an audience of one, the pig ugly scotchland speechwriter.
The Penguin
Just watching it. Brown made a magnificent speech of heart warming Labour achievements and various platitudes. Complete crap – and he was smiling, as was the Ponce of Darkness.
Gordon Brown’s very good.
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The fascists are on the move! The fascists are on the move!
Run to the hills! Lock up your daughters and run to the hills!!!
Eeek.
Labour have fewer County Councillors than MPs in England – that is truly crap by anyone’s view.
Gordon Brown is very good
Gordon Brow’s very good
I’m staggered that anyone swallows the sort of bollocks that Brown and Mandelson serve up.
sky news :mrs kinnock V francoise francoise have you resigned as eu commisioner ? kinnock .NO ! fran: well the rules clearly state you cannot be a member of parliament and a eu minister so in effect this government has no minister for europe. kinnock first thing she says is that when the saleries sorted out etc etc. this bitch was trying to get away with feeding from two troughs before she even puts her fat arse in the lords
It’s the apotheosis of the camera man’s art: To make 8 people look like a crowd of thousands.
Can I just say “feck ‘em all” with a side helping of “arse!”.
Under health & safety guidlines, one would assume that face masks and ear defenders would be standard issue upon entry!
The stench of bullshit would not only be over powering but a dam sight unpleasant i should think, and lies will be hitting ones eardrums at an alarming rate of knots? now that cant be good ?
To save one from getting blisters due to the incessant but obligatory seal like hand clapping, one would also expect under health & safety guidlines to be given a pair of welders gloves also.
And just to be sure there are plenty of smiles and hugging in abundance, it might be adviseable to have one of the local drug dealers on hand to dish out ‘E’s ! that way Mc Doom can be assured of a mass loved up audience?
Foward thinking tells me that Viagra super strength should also be taken beforehand.. and why not there are enough pricks there who require a ‘ lift ‘
Just dont shout out ” rubbish ” for gods sake , there is a ‘ terrorism act ‘ in place you know you fucking dissidents!
Oh , and dont forget to take a copy of the bible, the son of Manse will no doubt find god at some point during the Browns sermon of bollocks ?
Getting in will not be too much of a problem, but getting out might prove a tad more difficult.
Normally I would be furious with the wall-to-wall live coverage – a brownite labour love-in, with gentle lobbed questions and adulation all presented completely unmediated by SKY and the BBC. But it’s a sunny afternoon and my kids are in the garden and the audience figures for the two combined are likely to be worse than a repeat of the weatherforecast.
Who is this for? NO-ONE IS WATCHING. (no-one who counts, anyway).
“To save one from getting blisters due to the incessant but obligatory seal like hand clapping,”
Hand clapping… is that something to do with getting an infection after grabbing someone’s pox-ridden member?
So let me get this straight….
He is holding a thank you for your effort rally, in victorious tone, for a party that lost ALL the councils it was contesting, when their main opponents won 30 out of 34???
Have I got that about right?
Has the mainstream media covering this found the flaw in that plan yet?
FUCK ME, the party workers should be lynching the twat!
Why is the BBC even allowed to show this sycophantic bull?
Yes,
Indeed you have,
Er… No…
Not whilst the tories are eating babies, Napalming villages, closing down hospitals and omitting to enquire after Susan Boyle (Dave really dropped the ball on that one eh?).
PS> I concur.
Anonymous says:
June 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Why is the BBC even allowed to show this sycophantic bull?
That’s another fine question – after the farce that was this mornings politics show (in which five former Woolworths employees came to the conclusion that Gordon couldn’t manage his way out of a lift yet should – bar one dissenter – stay on as PM, without the presenter pointing out the flaw in this logic???). One has to ask oneself, ‘Is the BBC actually impartial?
Hmm… Don’t know about you, but I have my doubts…
Just listened to 3 minutes fo it, after which I had to throw up. WHat a load of chite… THEY SHOULD BE HUNG FOR SPOUTING SUCH CRAP !
393Anonymous says:
June 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Why is the BBC even allowed to show this sycophantic bull?
Orders is orders ?
Complain here – http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml
To cut to the chase, Mc Doom is saying ‘ goodfuckingbye’
Whatever, Mc Numpty, just fuck off, and mind the door dont hit your arse on the way out?
this is my complaint to the BBC:
“Why was most of the afternoon devoted to Gordon Brown’s speech and an exclusive Labour activist meeting?
It was little more than a party political broadcast and similar events, such as David Cameron addressing an open meeting at the Open University at Milton Keynes last week, are not only not broadcast, but not mentioned at all by the BBC.
I think BBC News 24 is breaking its Charter and is neither balanced nor impartial.”
Didn’t anyone throw bad fruit and veg at him, or were the gestapo at the door?
The audience for the Local Election debriefing wasn’t much bigger
That is all that was there. He is down to his last few now.
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By all means denigrate Gordon but not the country unfortunate to spawn the Devil.
You get what you vote for ?
You order ‘ shit ‘ you eat ‘ shit’
BTW, seen the new 10p piece yet? Forget the Queen (obviously SHE couldn’t be bothered to go to Normandy so poor Gordon had to go in her stead).
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from the menu
at the Cafe Kakka Poo-Poo
Life is like a shit sandwich, man,
the more bread you have,
the better it tastes.
Brown says “What would people think if we walked away?”
Well my “hard working family” would be fucking well deleriously HAPPY!!!
Losing the local elections 30-0 to the tories is not the public asking labour to “get on with the job”.
It was the public telling the WHOLE labour party to FUCK OFF!
Ha ha exactly!
But how should I fuck off?
in the leeds area where the bnp have won their first seat the ballot was massivly down ! last time it was all postal voting . this time it was manual and labours vote was down 186, 000 so that confirms there was no election fraud there then !
I tell you, I’d attend ANY event that featured Brown. Top entertainment.
When can we see this video on BBC ??
If you look closely during the opening seconds of the vid , you can see slime running out of his left nostril.
Yuk.
Killmall
Thats not snot, thats bile?
Live footage from West Ham town hall
Quite so, newsy. And they have to organise a few thousand rossers to control the swelling multitudes that will be turn-up. It’ll be like a cup-final, a Lord’s Test match and the first day of Wimbledon all rolled into one.
Yeah, right.
Two dozen hand-picked dimwit activists, bought off with a cheeseburger each, will stand and clap at the choreographed moments with the BBC there to cover it like it was the Queen’s jubilee.
They do in my noodle.
Quite right. Believe me, I know Newham, where the East Ham gig is. An absolute dump. Total client state, packed with ne’er do wells from all over the globe, many of them illegal yet state house.
A free Big Mac and a packet of fries from Nulab would be sufficient to get those scummy tossers onside.
Will they stretch to a can of Stella to wash the Halal burger down with ?
If not, then forget it…?
No deal ?
But are you talking wife-beater stella, or the new watered-down version for the chav twats who can’t handle it?
how pleasent it would be if his turnout this afternoon was low Boo the bastard
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oi oi giudo do a live chat on euro elections
yo guido check out the interview with glenys kinnock she said the eu is the only demcratic place in eu
Seems Gordy has cocked it up again. The Kinnock bitch is still an MEP so cant be Europe Minister at the same time.
re watch the interview she said the only demacratic parliment was the eu
soprry i missed most of it .i had to keep leaving the room to empty my vomit bucket ! i was suprised he could still find enough deluded morons to fill that small room. this was more state controlled than the late sadam’s photo oppertunitys where the same rules would apply : any ! decent and your taken outside and shot ! it was a vile insight of everything that is rotten with this party !
BREAKING ! BNP win their first seat in leeds BROWN YOU TWAT ! THIS HAPPENED ON YOUR WATCH !
Because I’m thick, moving it forward one hour means what/ kick off now 3pm or 5pm
Means any time now! Sky are saying 15:15 local time – in 15 minutes
Everyone get down there. QUICK!
100 percent BROWN noser event recycled bullshit lies and deception
the whole place must have smelt of shit because every fucking one of them had their noses up brown’s arse ! except mindyourson who was trying to get up everyone else’s arse !
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fuck booing the bastard – moon him.
5,000 big brown eyes winking in the sun at him is what he really deserves.
For Gods sake nooo! We don’t want him getting over excited, who knows what he might do?
He’d enjoy that, though – more arses to lick!
Its not worth the risk ! Lord Mincer might be there, you would not know what has hit you , he would be firmly implanted up to the hilt before you even got the chance to say …What the fu……?
i will pull my cheeks so far apart Brown can see my esophagus
I think there is aready a photo of that abroad on the interweb – one of the “five worst pictures on the net”. Should be emailled to Broon millions of times.
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is the one your looking for.
You B*****d !
How do I get all that vomit off my keyboard ?
The Young Oligarch says:
June 7, 2009 at 4:29 pm
You B*****d !
How do I get all that vomit off my keyboard ?
As a last resort you could try… the new and exciting ” Huttons bullshit removal liquid” Guaranteed to remove any trace of evidence linking you to the actual… crime.?
Not only does it remove stains form the past ! but also from the future?
You utter bastard!! that has to be mandelson after a good cabinet meeting.
I did not need to see that!
I’m not looking
You absolute fucker and cilly sunt-don’t do that again
They realised it classed with ‘The World’s Got Talent’ on ITV at 3.50. I’m sure Gordon will be rushing back to watch that.
So he can phone the runner up?
The Guardian reveals that genuine Labour Party activists are angry and disgusted at this afternoon’s fake, stage-managed demonstration in support of Brown:
”
You might be forgiven for thinking that the only people in politics currently plotting are anonymous Gordon Brown critics armed with an email account, but a reminder arrives that makes explicit Downing Street’s own tactics.
Here’s Kirsty MacNeil, Brown’s 28-year-old speechwriter, emailing young activists to encourage them to come and fill a town hall in east London when her boss gives a speech there later this afternoon.
She sent out a first email last night, a long cri de coeur about how impressive the party’s base has been during the election campaign and that Gordon wants to hold a meeting “to thank you in person”. She then sent a later email with a time change. The event is now earlier, meaning there will be more time “to plot further in the pub afterwards”, she jokes.
It’s uncomfortable recounting an email in a blog – especially as MacNeill’s tone makes it clear how upset she is for Brown – but I do so because it’s forwarded to me by three activists, all incandescent.
Why were they angry? Not at the plotting joke, just the idea that Brown has a burning desire to thank young activists in person, rather than a desire to get bums on seats to impress the media.
One writes:
I have never forwarded anything like this before [but] … I am angry because this is not an accurate representation of how Gordon feels [about] activists. He doesn’t ever communicate with people, he has no empathy and this is all about shoring him up. He gave no real support during elections so the idea that he wants supporters to meet is just shit.”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2009/jun/07/kirsty-macneil-gordon-brown-email
Excellent stuff, that. Ta muchly.
It shouldn’t take the snot-gobbler too long to thank everyone in person.
one couldn’t make this up..
Dead man walking?
More like ‘ shuffling ‘ these days ?
Sky News are going to be there
I see the Scottish Charmer was booed at the D-Day shindig. How terribly unsporting. Don’t they know it was only thanks to Gordons leadership that Europe was liberated? The do-nothing Tories would have been happy to let Hard Working Families rot under Nazi rule.
Diane Abbott says it never happened, so don’t be so ignorant.
The Penguin
Ma Rainey had a fat arse and delighted in it
The Fat-Arsed Ethnic Witch has lost it after all those weeks with Brillo and the Spaniard on the BBC sofa. Perhaps the flab ripples interfered with her lug-holes.
I wish Diane Abbott never happened, she’s soooooo.. ugly.
The Penguin
Excellent! Thanks for that Penguin – couldn’t find it elsewhere on the net – so good to see it’s true.
Thanks Penguin – I have been waiting to see that. No normal person could survive being booed by some of the country’s oldest and most distinguished heroes….shows how very strange and deluded he is.
What else do you expect from a five knuckle shuffler!!!
What else do you expect from the five knuckle shuffler!!!
Where am I
I love the way he scuttles off like he’s got a turtles head on!
Too right mate. On that monumental day Gordon “The Red Terror” Brown was the first off the landing barges, racing fearlessly into a storm of German artillery fire while David “Call me Dave” Cameron was in Berlin broadcasting Nazi propaganda under the pseudonym “Lord Haw Haw”. The lack of gratitude shown to poor Gordon, fighting as he is to save Britain a second time, makes me sick.
Well fuck off then!
awol again tosser?
No, you fornicate away!
any chance he announces he’s stepping down tonight?
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Those who do attend should give him a chorus or two of this:
Mass singing…..get it on the new bulltetin
ha ha ha
I’m going to be singing that all day now. The days of parody and satire are not dead after all!
I posted the lyric yesterday. Wonder if you got the idea from there. Your vid is brilliant – a rare talent!
Well done. Loved it.
BRILLIANT !
Does anybody know what happened to Gordon’s lovely new red box – seen in this video clip?
Alistair Sweetie is always seen with the very old one, the original that was always meant to be handed on to the next chancellor of the exchequer.
Gordons ‘ red box ‘
Lord Mincer….?
Bwaaahahahahahaha bwahahahahahaaha
Very , very good !
Unintentional maybe, but still very very good.
The same briefcase has been used since Gladstone’s time, and this is the one Darling uses.
James Callaghan broke with tradition, used a new box, became PM and brought the UK to its fucking knees.
Gordon Brown used a new, made in Fife. The rest is history.
Nice work.
Most loyal of the loyal,why does he need to go to the town hall then,plenty of bus shelters in that area.
Or phone boxes
What’s betting something crops up and Gordon can’t make it? (when they realise that no one is coming). Excuses are already being made for tonight’s expected poor results: It’s the Expenses stupid! – Labour’s big fat lie.
Delusional Caledonian tosser running around like a headless chicken acting out what’s left of his premiership. He really won’t last the week. Arrogant, incompetent, dishonest and completely dishonest piece of shit.
loving all this scotchland , caledonian tosser type insults. As a Scot I’ll be delighted to see the deluded nutjob who calls himself Prime Mentalist out on his ear.
Hopefully whoever replaces him won’t be obsessed with Britishness like Gordo and they’ll recognise England. Then our man Salmond will take care of us, your man will take care of you and the union of the crowns will go quietly down the pan. Seemplez.
What bollocks, we’ll still be expected to fucking take care of you even if you go “independent” through European subsidy.
Independence from Scotland can’t happen a moment too soon. England was Tory in 2005 but we were stuck with Labour thanks to you subsidy junkies.
lol that’s exactly the sort of nonsense that McMental’s been telling Scots for years to keep them voting Labour. You chaps weren’t meant to swallow it down whole.
Now behave yourself and admit you’ve been sucking at the Scottish oil teat for years.
Ach Ja!!
Nicht exactly ein ‘Nuremburg Rally’, but there is nothing much on ze TV this afternoon und my DVD ist kapaut, zo I cannot watch favourite DVD of ‘The Tin Drum’
Alles together now…
‘Tomorrow Belongs to Me’
Triumph Acclaim!!
On BBC News Channel now,seems as if they were not told about the meeting ,”Can’t say much as we’ve just got here”. More normally the TV Crews would have been there for a couple of hours setting things up.Trying to keep it secret Gordo? Why’s that then?
He can fuck right off along with the rest of the shitty bunch in parliament.
And the shitty party activists and assorted hangers on.
They can all fuck right off
They have no where else to go. Look out for a suicidal cult when he does finally live the PM coil.
Sky live at town hall – GB not there yet!! Will be reporting when he arrives
He just arrived – about a dozen applauding apparachnicks outside who then followed him in.
How many can get there before he finishes – with eggs, tomatoes, flour etc…?
He’ll bottle it as he hears how few people are there (except to boo and throw eggs!)
The Penguin
Is there a Euro election count going on at West Ham town hall?
I just saw it on Sky News and there seem to be a lot of people about.
Sky commentators:
Gordon Brown is appearing in West Ham today “to stiffen the sinews of his backbenchers tomorrow”.
“Mr Mandelson and Gordon Brown are as thick as thieves”
Is that who it is? Fuck me, I had no idea!
The Penguin
“to stiffen the sinews of his backbenchers tomorrow”
Can I become a backbencher for a day cos my sinews could do with stiffening (no, nothing else needs stiffening thank you very much)
How apt !
One takes it up the Arse, the other dishes it out ?
Damn!
Still got the trusty AS50 stripped down & cleaning it.
I prefer the Nemesis, but still waiting for delivery. However, I will be available for bookings
there must have been all of 6 nutter labour supporters outside great turnout gordo !!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed although I would be more generous and estimate probably 10 or 12 plus 6 pcso/police officers to keep back the “crowds” and one or two press hacks.
It’s nice to see that Gordon is reprising his “Double Act” which he previously fronted with Darling and is now being joined by Lord Mandelson – the “real” Prime Minister
Dave says:
June 7, 2009 at 3:14 pm
there must have been all of 6 nutter labour supporters outside great turnout gordo
Its now called ‘ care in the community’ ?
So, there is a method to their madness?
Labours new and exciting logo ” So many fuckwits, and so little time” ?
Just a point, having lots of previous in chasing these shits during the lead up to their wonderfully effective hunting ban ! Make sure the back door and side exits are completely covered and you have scouts out covering the approach roads in mobile contact.
Scoot through plod, preferably with the kids , as soon as the scouts report the approach and sit down in the road. It takes 4 times plod per person to lift you out the way (elf n safety and they aren’t allowed to physically touch the kids).
looked impressive on sky news–7 activists—-clapping an hollering as brown entered
Can you believe they stood outside to cheer the chimp? I bet they feel like taking a long shower now.
They’ve been promised an “ice cream” later if they’re good and get to take home a “Party Bag” and a piece of cake providing their Mummy allows it !
Either that , or a peerage along with a position in the cabinet.
The cabinet is full of peers and queers
Aye. Broon has shifted the women out so he can get the ladies in.
Party bag? I thought Beckett had resigned.
Doggy bag up here. Still appropriate.
Fuck me, it looked like an edition of the muppet show.
Gb and Mandelson just arrrived at meeting – about 20 people clapping and whooping – trying to make themselves sound as if a much larger crowd. Peter Spencer there for Sky
I’d like to be there – but Sundays are a bit tricky for me.
Why? You dont do god do you? You do politics though.
‘…do God?’ Well, not so’s you’d notice…
It’s Tony that does n’t ‘do’ God ? Remember ?
I thought I heard some faint booes, but obviously the mics were all pointed in the opposite direction.
Sky mics had been drowned out by an odd whistling sound just before – atmospherics most likely – well it’s a good excuse
WOW huge venue must be more press than supporters hmmm bit like his popularity in the country
Mc Twat has just arrived. There must have been oooh maybe 8 people and a lorry with black hair.
Hope that’s not his cigar nipper.
Brown Spikes Blair’s possible comeback, Flint makes renewed attack on Wee Jimmy Broon, Hain predicts Labour disaster in Wales
“Don’t expect a big turn out…”
Have they bussed in any supporters like they did in Downing Strasse in 1997?
Is that the sort of thing they do then? Well would you Adam and Eve it!!
Whoever goes to boo will have to take their own cam, ‘cos sure as hell Sky won’t be covering it.
It was just half a dozen Labour stooges clapping the dead-man-walking as he staggered in.
Even the Labour shill, Peter Spencer, on Sky News just said it was a staged showcase for the cameras.
How pathetic and how typically Brown. And how cowardly that they hurriedly rushed it forward by over an hour before any anti-Brown demonstrators arrived.
used SKY +
10 activists
the image of him arriving reminded me the one of Hitler handing out medals to the Hitler youth the day before his suicide.
This is fucking criminal. A totally spun meeting just for the TV audience.
He cares not a shit about you activists – you deluded fuckers.
just watched him turning up on sky news. they managed to find around ten people to applaud him as he arrived.
Er….I think that was the entire contingent for the meeting in fact.
And then it was straight back to ‘ Rampton ‘ ? no passing go , and no collecting two hundred quids?
Those were the new councillors for England, ready to die for the Leader!!
59Chinola says:
June 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm
the image of him arriving reminded me the one of Hitler handing out medals to the Hitler youth the day before his suicide.
pmsl
And the leaders hand was shaking behing his back just like the leaders on the lecturn on Friday and they both got booed by the troops on the beaches on D-Day/ And one was copied by a comic actor whilst the other copied a comic actor
I just heard a truck horn booing on sky
sky just said its like a stalin show trial, well have sky finally seen the light
The presenter said they hoped to speak to Brown on the way out…….round the back probably.
Brown on the way out – mmmmm, nice phrasing.
Round the back – that’ll be Voldemort?
The Penguin
I’ve got an operator on the chandelier bolts
Live on Sky News now. About 25 people inside the hall waiting for Gonzo Brown, mainly fat, ugly, bespectacled women and a few representatives of the local muslim Labour-block-vote.
Sky’s Peter Spencer spouting tripe as usual.
Watching it on the Beeb.
Do you think they set this girl up so she’d make Brown look like a great orator by comparision?
What did she have against sound the g’s at the end of her words…
Maulin’, theivin’, connivin’, filchin’, etc?
I’ll be there with the fragrant Kate. A brilliant idea!
Dolly, I see young Kate is pregnant.
Don’t worry. As soon as you find out who the father is just drop us an email and we’ll be around to sort the cad out.
do you think he knew he was bankrupting britain or did he just not get it and could not add up?
That fat women in red gave me a parking ticket yesterday
Dopey bitch saying how wonderful ZNL are
heh should have stayed in walthamstow
Winning the fight for Britains future,we lost the fight for Britains future,jeez a real person that works for Liebour oh dear.
A genuine Labour voter?
They should have her stuffed
(with apologies to Basil Fawlty!)
Poor Gorgon the deluded twat thinks West ‘Am (Stratford E15 and Plaistow E13 and parts of Forest Gate E7) is like Walford on the telly – all chock full of chirpy cockney sparras.
Well, there are quite a few ‘clients of the state’ there for sure, and quite a fair few muzzies and others who probably ain’t exactly chuffed with his efforts back in the homelands.
I hope the one eyed deluded tosser gets a barrage of shoes.
That would be very funny!
The Penguin
Pity how a neighbourhood can go downhill. My grandparents lived there 50 years ago, decent, law-abiding citizens living blameless lives in a terrace of owner-occupied houses that had escaped the Blitz.
The main fear among their neighbours was that property prices would collapse when ‘the blacks’ moved in.
How things change…….
Yes – it was Cherie Booth’s Dad wot did for the area.
While the audience of around 25 to 30 stooges are waiting for Brown a robotic young female apparatchik is reciting some dross that the leaders of North Korea would be proud of.
The whole thing is very reminiscent of a communist rally. Totally false and totally stage managed.
“Hope for families like mine”. Scumcow. I’ve got hope for my family that you will fuck off you and your interfering facists
stalin would of been proud—-25 people–in a bunker looking desperate
Look at the arsehole.
SHOE HIM!
Anybody else see Mandy bringing up the rear?
Mandy…….up the rear….fnaaa fnaaa – twas ever thus!
Oooooh matron!
……I’ll get my coat
Wenger should buy Voldemort, he’d stiffen up the back four nicely!
The Penguin
‘…yes: what’s he called, again? Arse… something?
Is this meeting just a Liebour lovin,she will have done more damage to the country than Hitler
We like younger boys in our team.
And they’re off. HH and 1st Lord Mandyson. Some Lab-bot introducing HH, whoo will introduce Mandy, who may have initiated Brown.
Bot stumbling over words. GB anounced. Standing ovation. Remember IDS party conference before he was knifed? Standing ovation on his entry.
Good lord, they must have banged him up with monumental doses of Nurse Ratchett’s kickapoo joy juice today.
Yeah that’s right I remember IDS’s last conference.
There is a difference the Tories are capable of knifing people the Labour party will follow blindly any leader in the name of loyalty.
Remember Michael Foot?
I’m in two minds about wanting them to knife the deluded Huhne, he’s the best guarantee that Labour will be unelectable for generations.
But it would be very satisfying to see the bastard turned out by his own “faithful”.
The Penguin
Good lord, they must have banged him up with monumental doses of Nurse Ratchett’s kickapoo joy juice today.
Hilarious!!
Harman and Mandelson there too. Where are those mad doctors driving jeeps when you needs them?
Where are those mad terrorists with their suicide bombs when you need them…?
Stuck firmly in the minds of the gullible i am afraid !
Glad that Gordon started his speech by saying that I AM THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER – not that slimy git sitting next to me..
Ho Ho Hattie
You’ve got a real man to hate now eh! – mandlescum
So he’s thanking peoples invitedv friends now for the work done.
Scratch your eyes out
The audience of less than fifty has been carefully vetted to make sure of their blind obedience and loyalty to the Great Leader.
It’s unbelievable. Like something out of Soviet Russia or Ceaucescu’s Romania.
Is Baroness Uddin there ? Her part of the Tribal Labour Area no ?
err on holiday in Banglaland visiting her marble floored palace, no plans to return, as plod looks into her affairs, I beleive.
Do not be silly Uddin is from Maidstone in Kent.
Maidstone? That’s out east, innit?
Looks like it’s in the back of Mandelson’s living room
Here we go lies,spin,deceipt
Can it get worse? His advisors are now Mandelson, Kinnock, Balls & cooper (double dipping and flipping, yet strangely quiet) and some knob calling himself lord Adonis …. this has to be made up ?? right, it’s not true ? Gordon, you truly are a MORON. Oh and let’s not forget Ms Harman with “the last person to be picked in a job interview should be an able bodied, white male” Let’s never forget her offensive bigoted remark against the white, British male.
Her RACIST REMARK
New Labour the Party of Racism and Tribal Areas…
gord saves dianne with nhs
misson , purpose , challange ,…… mein got .!..we should have set up a game of bullshit bingo beforehand
Aaaaargh!
That smile!!!!!!
Now Gordon’s talking about a thank you letter from a 46 year old woman called Diane that he helped recently – thought Ms Abbot was older than that….
This is just a lovin,not worth watching,must go and watch paint dry
Government by cluster-fuck.
Makes me ashamed to be British, still at least I can say I’m Scottish
as is the mentalist …… least I can still say I’m Welsh
Actually I rather like “The Mentalist” – it’s on Channel Five, Thursday evenings!
Here’s hoping you’ll have an independent country of your own to go home to in the none-too-distant future…along with Brown, Darling, reid, Alexander and the various other Caledonian NuLiebore hoons.
Do we have to? Can we just not leave them as a gesture of solidarity? Pleeeeze
Me too !
dear gordon letters
its a CAR CRASH in slow motion
Are we the only nation that has cancer treatment? I never knew that. Vote labour
Gives less time to buy eggs, tomatoes or scoop up tubloads of dog shit.
He’s making jokes about the past few days, but I don’t think any amount of humour (especially from him, when he looks and sounds so false) can smooth over the cracks (nay, chasms) that have appeared recently.
He makes me physically sick.
Trying to watch him. Very difficult not to puke up. Labour only party that cures cancer. Labour only party that lets you write letters.
A soviet event. Nothing more
her first ever letter–and she writes to labour party leader?
Dear Gordon,
Piss Off
Yours,
Fictitious little girl
ooohh, do you detect a fib?
The Penguin
Is this the best he can do!!
Fucking pathetic.
Slick isn’t it?
Chuck a boom around it before it gets on the beaches.
would that be Obama Beach?
Despiet having a strong stomach I’ve had to stop watching. The whole event, and Brown in particular, is throroughly nauseating.
How has our country come to this?
same here,utterly pathetic.
The sad thing is he believes what he’s hearing.
Live coverage on Sky website now
Gordon, will you please fuck off and die…please
Rambling away like he’s on day release.
The dual attendance by Harman and Mandy pretty much shows you who the deputy is, and who is holding the power here.
more likely shows the fight is still on and madHatter is not taking any chances.
No-one could read until the age of 10 pre-Gordon.
WTF?
Then what the fuck were we doing before 1997? Pretending?
He’s lost the plot.
Well of course, don’t you remember? That ghastly woman not only took away the children’s milk, she took away their books, and their blackboards, and the chalk; took away their Ration Books, their Uniforms, their shoes… All children were illiterate before 1997: don’t you remember how poor little Harold Wilson went to school barefoot? People so quickly forget the horror of life before: tragic, really…
The truth is out, I couldn’t read until Crash Gordon turned up… it was beautiful, the ray of sunlight that fired from that glorious arse fired literacy into the sky, and lo it can to pass that we could all read.
Hallelujah!
‘ It can only get better’ next verse please!!
Its another car crash.
I through up at 3.29……………
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/news_channel_live/7459669.stm
Some kind of weird relationship going on here with illiterate kids
can’t write statements after
Watching Brown makes me want to puke.
So far, it’s been puke-inducing bullshit. Un-fcuking-believable.
Isn’t this a crap re-run of his conference speech??
Oh my god – he is playing the cancer card and another one about someone who has written their first letter ever – to him,by sheer co-incidence of course!
He obviously has not read MY letter,one of MANY I have sent him telling him to resign.
My wife is now going down to Carpetwrong to get a replacement as I have just vomited all over the front lounge……
Those were two letters he received in the past few months – dare I suggest what may be the content of a few of the others the hoon’s received recently?
A 10 y.o. wanted to be PM?
He couldn’t do a crappier job than the current fuckwit
“Unfair privileges for no one.”
Except the cabinet members I like.
Surely this is just a party political broadcast?
Unfair privalages for no one he said
So when can we expect our elevation to the Lords, Gordon?
Gordon Brown is repulsive. I had to switch off before I threw up.
There indeed has been a test recently
You failed it.
Now fuck off
Puppet PM. You can almost see the strings.
First question:
Gordon, please can you ban future elections so that those nasty Tories cannot lie their way into power?
Second:
How can incorrect opinion polls and local elections be allowed in our free labour society?
hes preaching–fairness—is it fair cabinet members avoid capital gains tax
Fucking hell – the C U N T has only been speaking for 5 minutes and already I want to turn the fucker off.
For the sake of God, GO
Brown is truly vomit inducing. He is the most vile and repulsive individual I’ve ever seen.
Surely not – it’s Lord Handlebum of Boy
You lasted 5 minutes! You deserve a f**king medal.
Fucking hell.
It’s clear he’s doing this to keep the Labour rank and file volunteers in order.
The foot soldiers have been refusing to come out even here in the North East. They can’t find council candidates and they can’t get leaflets out.
Prezza blamed Harriet – Harriet told him straight, there was no money in the kitty for a campaign because some fat Huhne had spent it all on pies.
The Penguin
Mad blinking. Is he channelling Balls?
He’s certainly talking Balls.
Sky Cover IT Live
Last days in the bunker indeed.
Beware of Geeks
It must be fair to raid the pensions of people who tried to provide for themselves?
Of course, do keep up
This stage-managed meeting is a new low for politics in this country.
A tiny hand-picked, strictly vetted audience listening to a sociopathic madman watched on by his two scheming minders, while the state broadcaster transmits this garbage into the homes of the masses without a critical comment.
It reminds me of Romania under the Ceaucescus.
At least those two had the manners to get shot dead a few days after their booing balcony scene!
I couldn’t watch Brown trying to rim viewers so I ambled over to David Icke’s site for a more coherent political insight.
I am not sure who is more insane of the two after watching Icke’s video, it’s a close run thing:
It’s a no-brainer – Icke is sane and Broon’s the nutter.
Very sensible stuff here from Icke.
No fun thougjh – bring on the lizard people, Davey-boy …
For goodness’ sake – explain why it is ok for Sky to air this while it’s not ok for the BBC
Because we do not have pay a tax (or go to prison) for the content of Sky.
We’ve already lost our jobs you aresehole!
New jobs, skilled jobs, green jobs.
The only green jobs your going to produce mate will come out of your nose!
British bogies for British workers
Some of us can’t afford British Bogeys, were forced to try and extract cheaper Eastern European ones.
Gets you a lot of dirty looks and the odd slap.
The Penguin
“tackle unemployment and the fear of losing your job” – Gordo’s talking about himself, here, methinks
LoL
Gordon benefit cheat oops i meant expenses fiddler Brown talking about “the rock” on which he builds his principles.
Please dont give me a sermon you corrupt Huhne.
Would that be The Northern Rock LOL
“Stop this cosy gentleman’s job” – right-o, start by not appointing your court of grand viziers
There is already a code of conduct for MPs and it’s clear many of them have breached them.
“EVERY MP will have their expenses over the past 4 yrs audited in the next two weeks”;
so that’s 4 MILLION pieces of paper – impossible to do – and again just bullshit to try to keep him in power for a few more hours.
-solves the unemployment ‘spose
Absolutely rock-solid brilliant performance by Brown.
He’s won.
I can see him winning the next election now.
The Hammers? You certainly have been.
Nurse!
You reckon?
Kimmishin?
I put that on my sushi. Well fish and chips.
Whatever pills he’s on, I donlt want some. I wonder if it lists ‘may cause the talking of delusional bullshit’ in its side effects?
“Winning the fight for Britain’s future”
Third/fourth place is winning is it?
We’re not even listed. We don’t even get the Effort trophy you give the dumb kid.
“We will give more power to people” – give us that power now and call an election, you prat
Oh Fuck off.
If you win the next election you won’t be cutting.
Look at the debt you’ve created you shit.
WTF is a director of studies wouldn’t that by a erm…….. teacher?
No, a commissar to make sure the teachers are teaching good socialist values to the children and questioning those children whose parents may not share them. One for every child? That will create a lot of taxpayer funded jobs and gold-plated pensions for lefties.
Indeed, like his idol Obama, Gordy has a very COMMON PURPOSE…
But does he have his very own beach?
The Penguin
He’s just started the Nixon swear now, right hand side of the face. make up will run
Sorry sweat
His make-up is starting to melt down his face;
We have MELTDOWN!
I’m melting! melting! Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world
No conflicts of interest
someone better tell Sugar he has to resign from Viglen as well as BBC
I’m forever booing Gordon…
Up the ‘ammers
“It’s great to be here at the Obama Town Hall….”
why was former PM blairs expenses shredded?
Am I bovvered?
Brown has obviously been advised by Mandleslime to get out there, and meet the people. Yes, party activists carefully handpicked to ask safe, on-message questions. He’s shit scared of real people. They tend to boo when they see him.
Possibly not the best of advice he’s ever given.
Comment from my daughters 18 year old mate – “Everybody who’s voted have voted Tory. We all hate Brown”
oh shit another story!
You don’t need code of conduct to know its wrong to steal and trough – you simply have to know the difference between right and wrong.
Son of the Manse my arse. Brown is a corrupt, immoral bastard.
When Labour get back focussed on the policy differences, the toff Tory boys will look shit again.
hehehe nice try labour are finished not a bit but totally !
Fuck off, Dolly.
The Penguin
Brown’s trials over the past few weeks have definitely been the making of him.
He’s now performing far better than I’ve ever seen him before and no amount of smearing from the children on here will change that.
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.
Toff Tory boy Cameron hasn’t a chance now.
“What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger”
In Brown’s case surely you mean, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stranger.”
What bollocks. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger eh?
Try telling that to Christopher Reeve.
Jackass.
Bwahahahahaha Bwahahahahahahahahahahaah
And Shergar won the Derby….
Fuck me, Labour supporters really do live in a parallel universe.
In that universe I have an awesome evil goatie. Very swanky.
And Ben Elton is, and always was, funny.
But all the other occupants of the manse voted Tory! Gordon only became a Socialist to get laid at Uni, lower standards of course
“We want to build a movement for change in this country” – you have, but not in the way you think.
Ex-Lax – flushes the shits out a treat.
It’s not melting – it’s slipping – that’s Ed Balls under there!!!
He is sweating – rather unpleasant really.
Takes out onion…
If its getting too much turn over and watch scotland getting battered by south africa
We’re going through a terrible world recession. It started in America and it’s worse in Zimbabwe.
You’ve never had it so good.
He looks like a mad Huhnee
Talking to people in Africa
Mugabe presumably
africa———hes CRYING–PMSL
Gordo going to cry on TV
what the fuck ….starving child shit…
What the fuck is he on about? He’s sweating like a rapist as well.
oh my god – a dying child makes no sound – this is cringe making vomit inducing
They do, they say, “G-G-Gordon… Bwana s s s s save me!”
To be fair he does genuinely hear that on a continuous loop in the comfort of his own mind.
Verdicts?
Mine : Car crash
Christ, he’s doing bleeding heart stuff. And sweating like a pig!
The sweating will be the medication he’s on. I suspect that waiting in the wings is a trick cyclist with a syringe or two, to keep him topped up.
Amphetamines. Has he started gurning yet? Mind you, difficult to notice the difference.
He’s jumped the Shark. He’s mad. He’s a knob. He’s Scottish.
save gordon …save a child …..dear god !
Oh Shit!!! starving children now. Is he going to pull a puppy out of his fucking pocket?
I’d vote for the puppy.
One of you nice people, please – pass the sick bag.
pmsl
Mandelson is the nearest to a woman on stage
He’s just catamite window dressing.
Harman’s anchoring the discussion around Brown’s neck….
hes on about saving the world again. FFS !!
Brown is clearly mad. Mandelson is laughing at him behind his back.
My name is Adolf Ball’s – I want a meal allowance rise to £1,000 per day.
one of his best speeches in a while? or one of his last speeches ever as prime minister?
http://fsn.typepad.com/blog/
Harriet headteacher now on
This is like a bad school assembly !
Is this the borough of Arselicken?
What a total load of spin,lies and pig shit,car crash more like two wagons hitting each other
No Q&A, a “discussion”
Name for statsi record keeping
Disabled person standing – surely one of those benefit fraudsters
Harriet is going to be the anchor.
You mean she’ll sink when we throw her in the river ?
You missed off the letter W I think
Wou wean whe’ll wink when we whrow wer win whe wiver ?
found a disabled questioner …and female …next one s black
CAR CRASH—-IM LUMPING ON GORD NOT TOO BE LEADER BY ELECTION
LOL it’s like PMQs with only Labour questions allowed. People won’t fall for this stage-managed tripe.
PLANT!!
Brown is sweating like a pig in the midday sun. What pills have they got him on now?
Cyanide….hopefully!
Obviously not Lariam. That’s malaria he picked up on one of his African jollies.
Yuk, the party drones in standard arse-licking mode. Just vomited over the dog.
RIP Great Britain, democracy was good while it lasted
Constitutional Reform = We’re Fucked
Ahh – the teacher who just HAPPENED to start 11 yrs ago when Labour got in – the school is now decorated…..these are plants straight out of Notcutts Garden Centre…
Indeed in a school that had last been redecorated 15 years previously, that would be by a Tory government then.
Any starving Africans in today?
He’d do well to steer clear of Africa.
1) It’s Bono’s patch; and
2) At least Bob Mugabe held a FUCKING ELECTION!
If you’ve ever been to Newham, you’ll appreciate that Brown IS speaking in a third world outpost, Bono or no Bono
Christ, West Ham ain’t even that good.. Somalia perhaps
Bono can fuck right off, the young fucker.
Well that was a crock of shit.
Not exactly the Gettysburg Address, was it?
Now the hoons are going to have a ‘lively discussion’ with their bought and paid for NuLab whores, replete with planted questions.
Is this event taking place in East Ham or Eastern Europe?
you think they’d take this shit in Eastern Europe?
They would (and have been) rioting for months. Only the stupid Brits wouldn’t, too interested in knowing how Susan Boyle is.
All this sycophancy is just too much….
here cometh the tractor stats
How we doin ?
Can’t go on. Lost the will to live. Going for some fresh air and an Atenolol pill.
I’m Susie. Couldn’t you spell it Suzie instead?
But I do sympathise… had one myself earlier. Still chin up, got the Euro Election results in an hour and a half.
This isn’t Equity.
These are not questions of any kind!
They are like Labour MP’s at PMQ.
God is this the best they can come up with? Tractor production figures coming next no doubt.
The Huhnee doesn’t get it does he? All he can wank on about are targets and money. The Huhnee humiliates the queen and veterans, he’s bee wiped out in local elections and probably for the first time ever far right politicians will have a political seat.
What a twat.
No questions from audience just fawning praise – and we’re paying for this ?
this is an abuse ……..party politiclals should be equal to all parties equally
Do Cam &Clegg get their free hour ?
Yes, good question. Who actually is paying for this party political shite? The taxpayer? I thought Labour were nearly bankrupt?
It’s like a cheapo lefty version of the Nuremberg Rally. Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer!
Makes me almost physically sick to see this tiny minority of arrogant swine dictate to the people of England and have the gall to make them pay for the privilege.
There is a concept of the ‘danger wank’, whereby you call somebody into your bedroom and starting masturbating. The tension and fear that they could enter very soon then leads to a very intense orgasm.
I think this is what Brown is doing right now, jizzing all over Downing Street furniture in the knowledge that he probably won’t be there within a week.
Eurgh, I can pity Cameron taking over after this dripping shitbag.
209resurgemus says:
June 7, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Harriet headteacher now on
This is like a bad school assembly !
PMSL
great fairwell speech loser
When is he going to shut up about his parents?
My God! I can’t believe these sycophants. Are they bribing these people? Surely they don’t expect us to be taken in by this load of bollox.
I’m watching it on the box and the “discussion” and “spontaneous” questions by Labour mentalists/lovies are making me vom.
Fuck off back to your bunker Brown, you tit.
My mrs took one look at the tv,seeing snotty on she, put her coat on and is doing some gardening in the rain,good one Gordo you really know how to get on with people.
If you were a man, you’d have held the coat whilst she slipped her arms in
Some good came from it then.
The Penguin
Not having read the blogs, I accidently started watching this on Sky. Gordon, sweating like a pig, lying through his teeth rattling on about how all our aid to developing nations had been ‘nullified’ by the rise in oil prices. Does he think I give a f***? I’m more concerned about my gas bill for almost £300 -what’s he going to do for the British? Same as usual I suppose – naff all.
Now there is a good reason for waterboarding!
OT
This is important stuff. The financial markets are praying for a Tory landslide at the next election. It’s the only thing that’s stopping a run on sterling:
“LONDON (Reuters) – Political instability hit sterling hard last week and other British assets could become vulnerable if a landslide victory for the Conservatives begins to look less likely in the next election.
So far, the threat to Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s Labour government has had almost no impact on other markets because investors are looking ahead to a big Conservative win in polls which must be held by June 2010.
The markets think the Conservatives, while constrained by the weakness of Britain’s economy, would act more decisively to bring down its swelling debt, which has prompted Standard & Poor’s to warn of a possible credit rating downgrade………continues”
http://uk.reuters.com/article/stocksNews/idUKLNE55600D20090607
Harm man’s desperate for attention as usual.
Gordon lost the second he failed to ditch her out of the cabinet. What a bunch of plants.
Plants?
Brownus taxus, Mandelbumus givenachancus, hainus crimus,hazel nuticus,hoonicus gonicus.
How can this be allowed? Dave must be throwing a fucking fit! This is still Britain isn’t it? Even the Communists weren’t this obvious.
I know…sickening isnt it
my tv has just not allowed me to turn it off….and every channel I flick to has the same thing…we will be assimalated
NuLabour
Nuborg
It is sickening, but how many votes will Gordon actually pick up? I reckon this can only improve the chances of the Tories and Liberals – they’ll be laughing their socks off.
Is there nothing he will not say to tug at the heartstrings – the death of his daughter Jennifer, his son’s cystic fibrosis, helping cure people of cancer, helping people to read and write, the silent, unmoving dying child in Africa. It is enough to make you barf.
As unfortunate as some of his past is, he shouldn’t bring it into politics. He’s had a pretty easy life by many accounts.
The way he talks, you’d think he was holding cancer patients hands as they get treatment.
Whereas he’s actually responsible for elderly people being denied the medical treatment they need because the drugs cost too much.
Ditto new cancer drugs.
I can’t watch him any more, he makes me feel physically ill.
If he shagged Sarah the proper old fashioned way rather than trying to get her up the duff using a turkey baster maybe enough of his rancid semen would have fertilised the egg and the children would have been healthy. But no, he can’t face that. He has Ed trombone him into a container, and then this is decanted into the turkey baster for poor Sarah to have to self-inject.
It’s what they say – spare the rod and spoil the child!
The Penguin
Not sporting, Penguin. Kick the man, not the ball.
I seriously cant believe that this shit is being broadcast !!!!
like some one above posted, this is just a PPB, I am sick to the fucking stomach……im off into the garden for a smoke and a cup of fucking coffee…otherwise i will put my foot through the fucking tv ……even my cats just trown up a furball !!!!!!
pmsl heheh
Now he’s quoting his mother….
Abort! Abort!
Aaargh…. the smile, the smile…
I am really, really surprised that they didn’t keep this MUCH MUCH shorter. The problem is that the more you see of el Gordo, the more there is to really dislike..
Spot on!
I thought it was a discussion? All I see is arse licking
Perhaps they’ve run out of toilet paper?
Harriet Hatemen – what a sad sack she is. Can’t even support the wimmin sisters – save chipping in for a bunch of flowers for Blears.
The worst kind of patronising, gesture politician, who, when called upon to stand up for what she believes in, bottles it for the sake of her career. Emily Pankhurst must be spinning like a whirling dervish in her grave…
I can see Mandy’s cum dribbling from McTwat’s mouth.
Here’s the REAL PM
Yeah, what a prick.
I’m sure I saw a tear come out of his glass eye when he talked about starving Africans……or was it sweat?
Please, please let me stay for another 12 years, there is so much I can do, I can save the world, abolish hunger, poverty, crime. And expenses. Won’t you let me?
Now telling standard porkies about Tory cuts
Oh and Mandy speaks. Obviously Gordo didn’t get the line right
Unbelievable!!!
It’s a party election broadcast being shown live on the news channels.
If I was call me Dave I’d be on the phone to the BBC and Sky for a live interview in reaction to this.
This is another little moment to be noted down by tory media-monitors. Store up all the evidence, and then, after the election, it’s time for some payback.
Absolutely, this is sheer propaganda and not news.
Although, I don’t know of this….shit….is going to do Labour any favours.
Mandy’s doing a strange dancw with his hands…
Look up phycosis on wikipedia
Yeah did that,but then it said did I mean psychosis.
Well that really tipped me over the edge……
My TV is so well trained it switched itself off.
…and NO ELECTION
This event is so lower sixth form…absolutely dire….how the fuck did these guys ever get in a position to lord it over us?
Pete’s putting ‘em right. That’s the stuff. Two of the three not elected … Straight arse lick from PM to GB.
Whenever Mandy holds his palms flat whilst speaking I imagine an invisible pair of arse cheeks there.
No laugh, but Al Jazeera Live are covering this – I wish my Arabic was good enough to know what the commentators in the middle east think of the cnut?
It is so the Newham population can understand what is being said
Couldn’t handle anymore bollocks from NL luvvies… gone over to the golf instead…
Gordon Brown has a future as a desperately unpopular essay subject for politics undergraduates. I expect him to be a significant cause of clinical depression amongst students in decades to come. By that time our ‘university’ lecturers will have confabulated some convenient, mendacious theory as to why they could have predicted his failure all along, if only somebody had asked them, and how it was all George W Bush’s fault. Havng to write a few thousand words about the Great Lump of Misery while pandering to the lecturer will drive many a student to hard drugs.
No they’ll just have to read Tom Bower’s biography. It is so perceptive that I couldn’t bear to read it after I’d got about half way. I’ll finish it once the bastard has gone.
Gordon: Everything is possible. The dream is within grasp. A thousand year Utopia with Labour.
Mandelson: The spending may have to end.
Labour cutting and pasting from the Tories again?
Audience packed with Labour councillors asking loaded questions about how evil the Tories would be. Main speech is usual stuff, “cuts vs investment”, freaky grin etc etc
Tories are awful as they stand.
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen for a long time. How can this be happening? Why has the plug not been pulled?
Dunno about the Beeb but Sky’s gonna get a load of complaints.
it just has on sky
What is this? An emergency conference of state dependents?
got the ethnic in …. is there a disabled child in the room ?
yeah fuck off mate, where’s my chicken tikka and garlic naan ??
They forgot the brain dead idiot who had trouble readin’ the carefully prepared script so they did
did they
Why don’t they hold a meeting with the 300+ councilers who just lost their seats
Back in the old days before I was respectable I was at a benefit gig at West Ham Town Hall, one of a series, I think, loosely organised for the traveller’s aid trust – the hawkwind insipired and mostly funded group that funded Beanfield law suits against t’cops. We’d already put a few on and the police didnt’ like them. Anyway. On this evening I was unsteady – veering not from pillar to post, but from one universe to another. Great night. We had Boris Botulism and the… somethings… playing. And the cops turned up half way through the night to shut it down. I was on the balcony at the time, overlooking t’smoke, communing with the spheres, and looked down to see a couple of pursuit rovers down outside. Too good an opportunity to miss. So I pissed down on the intruding plod, and then rapidly pissed off….
So, any co-conspiritors in that neighbourhood, it’s a great spot – get there early to welcome the PM and ensure you have a full bladder.
This is not the blog for Labour closet supporters.
Starving kids.
No mention of the poor little fuckers that have limbs missing. That are burned inside and out. That are orphaned. That can expect a terrible future as abrasive sand makes airborne particulates of the tons and tons of DU which litter the planet on the back of their UN Charter breaching pissing contests.
I guess you don’t want to upset your mates who have enriched themselves into outsize clothing and might still be useful.
Hoon of Hoons!
He will end slavery on Tatooine unlike that dreadful Senator Palpatine.
I can’t take anymore – I’m off down there with a fucking machine gun – no one will get out alive.
GO ON MY SON
please let us know when you are doing it as I need to do some ironing in a minute or two – thanks.
Don’t strain you forefinger. Real men do it with pitchforks
Pitiful exhibition of dribbling mongs and absolute cretins, the local guild of village idiots meeting must be empty today.
this is a free party political broadcast
I hope the Tories and Lib Dems get an equal amount of airtime on both BBC and Sky next week and are watching this with a stop-watch.
A disgrace, especially the dying child – shameless and maudlin especially when Darfur is allowed to continue with hardly a mention, except most inappropriately, at D Day yesterday
pink vote next
Mandelson and Brown together are fuckin unstoppable!!
This is the beginning of the end for the easy Tory ride
Wanna fucking bet mate?
When you can’t even find councilors for by elections in the North East and when the Prime Minister can only attract a handful of party faithful.
Well… we’ll see.
Sorry all I know you shouldn’t feed the trolls
Has anyone noticed how hard it is to find decent beef sausages these days , its all pork
When you look at all the sexist and racist antidisabled comments on this blog you’re seeing the true face of the Tory party, the Nasty party as Teresa May called it.
The simple fact is that when Labour is united you can’t win, because it’s so easy to expose your true nature.
You always trip yourselves up. You just can’t help it, poor things.
You deluded fucking retard, you must be new here.
Shut your trap until you know of what you speak.
The Penguin
Are you an alternative comedy act ???
Surely you can’t be serious – you must have a highly developed sense of irony.
Council Elections – WHITEWASH for LABOUR – BROWN as LEADER
Euro Elections – PREDICTED WHITEWASH for LABOUR – BROWN as LEADER
General Election – PREDICTED WHITEWASH for LABOUR – BROWN as LEADER
Can’t you see what all these things have in common ?
WHITEWASH
LABOUR
BROWN
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
Do you wipe your arse before you let your boyfriend stick his dick up it?
Typical leftie ! You know what ?you can smear us as rascist sexist etc as much as you like because you have been doing it for years and now we don’t care what you and your fellow hoons think or say. Just fuck off back to Cuba or North Korea or which ever God -forsaken communist hell hole you come from!!!!
I think Master Onanist has changed handle!
Are you one of the Claw-Hammers from Lancashire?
No he’s one of the Pile-Hammers from shitwenshire
You will never see power again, Dave is going to cut off all the red MPs from North of the Border.
Oh my god…. I’m watching this on N24 with a bucket!
Anyone keeping a tab on how many labour councillors are in the audience?
I didn’t realise labour had any councillors left?
Oop, there’s another one. I think we’ve found the last rock they are hiding under. Time to put on the stomping boots!
In the papers tomorrow (well the Mirror and the Grauniad) there’ll be at least four hundred people apparently attending this sad rally at West Ham………they’ll be cut out and stuck on to the picture, just like Purnell’s hospital visit.
They should have gone four stops further down the District line to Barking. They’ve all collectively lost it.
Please, please god let there be a power cut now.
Just before Snotty appeared on stage, Sky briefly lost the sound.
Unfortunately, they recovered it…
A partial power cut is call a “brownout” – seriously…..
…and they’re all on message as per the crib sheet.
“…born into a Labour family…” : The Client State speaks….
F**k a hairy duck, it’s “Pravda Live”.
It’s a party political broadcast on behalf of the lies,spin and mandy party
I am not joking when I say that I feel sick. What a low down dirty bastard Brown is.
Bloody name dropping Barak Obama now – he is utterly shameless.
Surely Barak Omaha?
“Barack Obama”
Take a drink.
I know for a fact that one of those Labour councillors who spoke wants Brown out and Johnson in… sickening.
Just chucked in obama comment. TWAT
well he just mentioned obama – that didn’t take long did it ?
The beach or the President?
the beach, life’s a president.
I’m not watching the telly.
From the messages posted here has he been cutting up old speeches and pasting them together to make today’s?
There’s been African poverty, job losses, MP Expenses (for which he has no authority to reform), the financial crises, giving power to the people (call an election then) etc.
Has he talked about battling the floods, foot and mouth and the Glasgow airport attack yet?
I’m betting Mandlebum wrote it, or at least had a large input as to the contents.
Mandlebum……large input………ooooooooooh Matron!
Right, anyone think I can phone up Barclaycard and ask them to bung me an extra £4k to “invest” this year because now is not the right time to cut.
I know the government is doing it on my behalf but I thought I’d preempt them; what do you think they’ll say
this is a desperate party political broadcast, come on UKIP blast this bunch of hypocrital crooks into 4th place tonight and give the rebels some backbone and topple brown so we dont have to have our tvs clogged up with this self serving crap. Gordon all you have done is increase taxes and spend it on the health service big deal hardly rocket science. net result the country is now bankrupt and you inherited a perfectly healthly economy from the tories. this is painful you lying xxx.
UKIP are going to whip their euro arses
He is looking better than he did on Friday though. I wonder what medication they are using on him>
vet strength
The same stuff that they inject into Lenin’s corpse to keep it from decomposing?
I was in Moscow last July and stopped by with the kids to pay my respects to the Great Man. Apart from his face he looks like somebody has simply let the air out of a big balloon. His clothes are just lying there on this big white duvet. There’s no legs or arms or chest or anything in them.
It’s wierd.
Also the guards with the big fuck-off hats who all look about twelve to me now don’t like it if the kids run about laughing and making noise.
The solar ecilpse was better though. Well worth the trip to Novosibirsk.
You have to laugh really – we used to take the piss out of old style soviet “press conferences” with “journalists” or “citizens” asking their beloved leaders loaded questions, which usualy started off with lines like “thank you for coming here to talk to us today, we are honoured….blah blah blah…” but here it is, now, happening here and being broadcast live to the public…..this is more than even Orwell could have conjoured up.
Am i the only one who finds this really really scary?
No.
No, you are not.
And the scariest thing is the Brown Broadcasting Cooperative pumping it out live and which will, no doubt, let us have it on every newscast for the next few days.
The BBC is as united as the Brown government.
Radio 5 did several good demolition jobs on NuLab govt this morning.
I suspect that as it becomes obvious that the Tories are going to win the next GE, the Beeb will become as supportive of them as they were during the 80s, when we relied on the ITV for news on miners, unemployment etc.
I believe we are seeing the final demise of a labour party that actually lost its way about 20 years ago. Hopefully, the opposition after the GE will come from LibDems and not the fascists.
BBC Execs are already diving for the lifeboats, Dave will not forget/forgive The Wonder Years of G & T
@omg
No
He just invoked President Omaha…sorry, Obama. Wondered how long that would take.
Brown seems to think that if he stands close enough to Obama or mentions his name, he’ll get some of his popularity through osmosis or something. Twat.
Good to see the Labour pissants have selected a PC “representative” group of arselickers for today’s rally.
To be fair, most World Leaders seem to think that at the moment, but I do agree that Gordon does it more than any other.
Why do I get the feeling that this is what it is like on North Korean TV ?
I’m f***ing furious – this is a free half hour of Labour Party propaganda. I hope the Conservatives are offered the same publicity. This is utterly disgraceful.
What do you expect? remember, in luvvie medialand labour = good, Tory = bad.
This wouldn’t be so bad except that we are paying for the BBC – like it or not – and they have a duty to be fair and impartial. What a joke that is.
very wrong innit …..I wonder how many complaints sky and the beeb will get ?
This is what I meant when I said you can’t win.
Mainstream media knows you’re a bunch of racist sexist nasties.
A few right-wing bloggers can’t help you here.
So long as Labour remains united, you’re fucked!!
‘So long as Labour remains united, you’re fucked!!’ aww bless so you do get let out at the weekends then ?
War criminals like your government are racist, sexist, genocidal msm buddies, dictatorial facists.
You are turds waiting for the chain to be pulled –hammer that you twat
Splitters!
I’d not get too worried. Nobody believes a word of it.
It’ll provide the likes of Crown Blogspot with ammunition.
The Penguin
So when should we expect the Conservatives and Lib Dems to be given an hour of Sunday afternoon TV to have their supporters ask loaded questions?
No. One facist party is enough already
Is Sky showing the same thing?
Yes they are..
Wall-to-wall party political broadcast
Disgusting
Yes, since the beginning and obviously to the bitter end. I’m off to email news@sky.com now
Yes
I’m ringing the BBC right now.
Where did they get the “audience” at such short notice? Despite there being just a few dozen? Does Iain Dale know his hero went to West Ham? Just joking Iain.
It’s been an excellent Sunday for me
If you are male and want a job, or god help you, a career, never vote for Labour.
You will have to get a sex change, and put ‘lesbian sheep herder’ on your cv to be granted an interview.
The spin from the TV is just so slick. Comrade Mandy has done his job well now he has real power in his talons.
Having now read the update,
Why is this Party political press conference being broadcast on the BBC? Will the Conservatives be given ample right to reply? It sounds like the beginnings of an election campaign.
Hilarous, the unteempth party activist has gone on, saying that nobody is telling him on the doorstep that Gordon Brown is the problem here.
This is like Cold War propaganda at its best.
Oh, and now someone has said how brilliant Mandleson was on Marr earlier. ROTFL
I’m fucking furious about this.
I’ve always been fairly laid back non-tribal party member.
As far as I’m concerned the fucking gloves are off.
Bring on the election.
Come on do it you fucking bunch of pussies. Get out of the bunker (sorry West Ham townhall) come out and fight.
complain to the beeb you can do it as you watch this crap
http://www.bbc.co.uk
complaints are at the bottom , 5 steps easy
Thanks for that – just made a complaint – didn’t know how to do it before. I hope many people do the same.
Done.
FIRST SHOT FIRED IN ELECTION CAMPAIGN, OCTOBER HERE WE COME!
People who support those fucking Labour party clowns make me larf…
‘I’ve been a councillor for X years, I’ve been a headteacher for Y years, I’ve been local headteacher for Z years these labour hoons bleat.’
Haven’t they noticed that Labour strongholds invariably remain poverty stricken, crime ridden, crap education shit holes? The biggest slum landlords in East London are the Labour Councils. It’s all about creating a client state for these greedy Labour hoons.
@On the beaches
Yes, both BBC News 24 and Sky News are carrying this propaganda-fest live.
……..Gordo is the envy of the world…..his bullshit is the best ……congratulations……SYY NEWS coverage is wonderful…….I am impressed
Now they’re laughing at Marr – serves the BBC right
is there one normal person there apart from fucking liebour councellors
You don’t really think they’d let normal people in, do you?
Sky feed just dropped. FANFUCKINGTASTIC
Someone tell the emperor hes got no clothes
Let the fucker go 100 yards from where he is, stand on a box and ask the real people for questions.
This is one long party political broadcast. It should not be on the BBC – unless the other parties are getting a go.
This is a stitch-up.
Someone at the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corp needs to be fired for this.
They – AlBeeb – will say the elections are over and done with so there is no conflict. They will argue that there is sufficient level of public interest in Broon for them to carry this PR stunt. It’s all bullshit of course, they are only following orders issued this morning from the bunker.
All that notwithstanding, I’ve just done an official complaint via the BBC website.
The more they get, the less they’ll be able to ignore us.
LOL—MARR MADE TOO LOOK A PR-ICK
I’ve just sent a text complaint to the BBC on 61124. Bastards.
I bet the North Koreans wish they had such pliant broadcasters as we have here.
It is absolutely sickening watching this. The Beeb are broadcasting Labour propaganda here pure and simple. They must now allow all other parties similar airtime.
Contact the fuckers and complain!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/newsid_3950000/newsid_3959100/3959111.stm
Sky viewers can always cancel their subscriptions – and tell them why
Phone: 03700 100 222* option 3
Complain to the BBC – they must realise they overstepped the mark with this.
Yes – answered my own question.
Pack your bags – this country is now communist.
I think you are right we’re fucked no matter how you look at it, Labour will suspend elections indefintely or will hold on till we get handed over to the giant left communist behemoth EU forever.
Canada is looking like a safe bet to do a runner to.
Film the audience’s feet you bastards, they’ve all had to take their shoes off, watch out Gordo, cheesey sock coming your way
Calm down people anybody with any semblance of inteligence the see this for the utter shite it is.
If the majority of the electorate had “any semblance of inteligence”, we wouldn’t have had 12 years of these scum …
everyone in this hall needs to be spayed …the human gene pool must be protected
Any one person in that room actually created any wealth in their lifetime do you think or just spending what other people have made for them?
This mind-numbing display of propaganda and lies paid for by the sweat of the honest worker in the private sector. The ultimate paid-for love-in.
Evil Tory baby-killers vs Saviour of the Known Universe (ie as far as Beckton Gasworks in the South and The Newham Benefits Office to the North).
But one thing of joy to note. Looks like Mandelson from now on will be Brown’s shadow – the First Secretary/ elephant keeper with the pooper-scooper; ready to leap up and correct the shite that tumbles from the saviour’s lips.
And wherever Gordon went the Prince was sure to go.
Laurel and Hardy – The Return.
Guido … West Ham Town Hall is no longer a local government office but is in fact the headquarters of a registered charity known as ‘Community Links’. If they are offering Brown a platform for his oratory, might they be straying a little close to the non-political requirements for a charity?
Ring the BBC and complain that was TOTALLY out of order by the BBC:
Phone: 03700 100 222* (select option 3)
AM ON THE PHONE NOW – ON HOLD OF COURSE .
How much does this call cost – can I charge it to EXPENSES?
Is the room full of the geniuses who cared so brilliantly for Baby P?
apprentice–alan sugar—-BBC –free propaganda–SHAMEFUL
That audience of numpties are all worried that if Brown goes so will their benefits.
This is very, very weird. I find it uncomfortable to watch.
That this is being passed off nonchalantly as a political question session, or anything other than blatant abject propaganda, just shows how far this country has changed for the worse.
We are all fucked. He has no dignity. He just won’t go.
A meeting stuffed with union officials, sycophants, ethnic councillors and brown-nosed tossers all backslapping Brown saying how good he is and how they want to see him remain as PM and how their granddads always voted Labour etc ad nausem. And sat looking like he’s wiping his arse and pleasuring himself is the Ponce of Darkness together with Mother Hen in the middle. Oh such joy for Brown to be in the midst of these outdated fools before he he finally realises it’s all a wet dream and soon he will emerge to face the nightmare in the real world.
Well, if it strengthens Jonah’s resolve to carry on no matter how bad the EUSSR election results are, that can only help destroy NuLiebore.
The Penguin
have sent the complaint to the BBC – will be like pissing in the wind.
MARCH ON DOWNING ST ON WEDNESDAY 11AM AT TRAFALGAR SQ.
What’s the email address for the BBC News channel?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/
Complaint lodged.
For what it’s worth.
No doubt they’ll treat my complaints with the same contempt most of the liberal elite treat ordinary peoples views with.
Complaint made
Thanks. Just complained now.
How can they gloat about getting extra holidays? I own a business, I don’t get a guaranteed minimum rate or guaranteed holidays yet I have to give them to my staff. Not all businesses are funded by the taxpayer, if I put my prices up we will flounder and what good are extra holidays to my staff then? Only state employees can be guaranteed the perks that nu lab aspire to as taxes, council taxes or whatever can be raised to accommodate. If we don’t see some sanity soon in the private sector, we can say goodbye to jobs forever because the Chinese and other developing economies with no jobs protectionism will surely fill their boots. WE NEED RADICAL CHANGE AND WE NEED IT NOW!
You think government parasitism will be constrained by tax competition?
What do you think the EU is for?
The EU is a club for failed or aspiring politicians, where a member not fiddling expenses would be the exception, where greed and avarice are the norm and self importance, pomposity and arrogance rule the day. Why else would our political classes be so in favour when clearly 70% of the populous are against.
We had the same socialist guff here in Derbyshire when they lost control on Friday. Some old labourite ex-councillor was saying the tories were evil too, and the county would regret electing them, the electorate had been deceived, etc etc etc.
In reality, these “men and women of the people” were bemoaning the fact that their gravy train has run out of steam. The ex-councillors will now have to get real jobs, in the real world, rather than making money through their office. Poor darlings!
I think Broon should stay to the bitter end. This will make labour’s fall even greater, and rid the country from the curse of socialism for a generation, if not forever! Please stay, Gordon, we need you!
The Ulsterman appeared to say ” I’m a Cancer in Newham.”
Labour are a cancer on the body politic and the British nation
This is far more entertaining than the feed from West ham.
It makes a good audio track if you turn your TV down.
thank you – I am laughing my head off at this – hilarious!
Shit – Brown IS A COMMUNIST SPY
Oi, you at the back who was last to stand and not clapping very enthusiastically, we know who you are!
This would make a great mashup. Anyone?
It’s on Sky and BBC news all day,is this North Korea?
BBC News channel is the Ministry of Truth.
Curtail your badthink.
Go back to sleep.
Well they’re gonna be disappointed soon then ain’t they!
WHY DONT THE BBC CAMERMAN ALL GET ON STAGE AND LICK THE PMs ARSE—
Too busy wanking over him at the mo.
Later though….
“little interruption of last week”.
That’s ZaNuSpeak for an electoral defeat and a mass desertion of cabinet ministers being backfilled by unelected parachuted-in, HoL-elevated placemen.
I’m hoping that there’s a large bunch of people outside this utterly disgraceful, latter-day Nuremberg rally that will be filmed providing something resembling balance to this tirade of tractor stats.
So let me get this straight. They’re in West Ham. And they’ve got “representatives” in there from Waltham Forrest who just happened to be passing by ? Tell me this wasn’t organised days ago ? Right out of the Kim Jong-Il handbook.
Go Gordon, I want to know the tractor production figures: your leadership is making me consider resigning as a local Tory Chairman and joining your party. Stay with me. You will have me soon. I begin to glimpse your excellence through my senses dulled by Tory propaganda….
Come on everyone. Gordon’s continuing premiership is the most certain way to get rid of Labour quickly, easily and permanently. Swallow your bile. The Beeb understands this…I sense that maybe their coverage is being scripted by Jeremy Hunt.
I am now watching but not listening, (a bit like Gord)
The most sinister thing is that I have seen Harriet Harperson and Brown making notes. Are names going on lists? Will these people be promoted or disappeared?
The BBC caption has just been something like “PM appears before supportive audience”.
the disappered ….that really is the next step
Time to abolish the BBC licence fee…I’m being taxed to watch this propaganda
“Labour: Winning the fight for Britain’s future”
I can’t think of a less appropriate slogan.
How about, “Labour: Getting fucked in the local and european elections and led by a fucking stalinist moron.”
“Labour: Fighting Britain’s future”
Britain: Fighting Labour’s Future.
Ex (temples fingers) cellent
Will he leave by the front door to face the REAL public?
What a nauseating charade.
Disgusting.
I’m reminded of Dan Hannan, from that famous speech:
And when you repeat, in that wooden and perfunctory way, that our situation is better than others, that we’re well place to weather the storm, I have to tell you, you sound like a Brezhnev-era Apparatchik giving the party line.
Never was a statement so apt as that one in this situation!!
I watch that speech every week. It’s a real tonic.
Just sent my complaint to the BBC
Me too.
Don’t lose sleep waiting for an acknowledgement.
On the other hand it is such Soviet guff that anyone watching this for anything other than entertainment is going to see what a load of old shite the whole Labour party has become.
Also, very interesting to note that it wasn’t held anywhere that had a council election last week. I’m not sure the ex-councillors in the audience in Leyland, Burnely, Stafford or Derby would have been so compliant.
Doubt if he’d've got past the front door.
Hugo Chavez gets less uninterrupted broadcast time.
This is what it must have been like in Hitlers bunker….arse licking to the very end.
This stunt has just killed the labour party for one hundred years. I can’t remember ever being this fucking angry!
“We want to build a movement for change in this country”
hm.. a change from what I asked myself, and why only now, and then I thought, and got a bit confused.
bollocks
I can’t believe this is still on.The Cricket has finished now and they’re still rambling on.
Absolutely disgraceful!!
Woman in white shirt asking question now had something in her hand. Have they been issued with questions?
At the very begiining of the questions both Cyclops and Mandlebum both took out sheets of paper…
This is so STALIN it’s kind of wonderful. Who but the Prime Mentalist and his cronies could imagine this emetic and disturbing propaganda spectacle will do him any good whatsoever?
Live feed here:
I prefer the later bit when the firing squad could even bother to wait until he made it to the wall to let fly…
Hopefully tomorrow then he’ll be in front of a firing squad!!
Live on the BBC and Sky!
Very good.
Unfortunately the current wanabee commie tossers can’t organise such a momentous rally so they hired West Ham Town Hall instead.
I’m lost for words…that was truly awful
…the will to live has gone. Joins David Kelly in cutting wrists
when are we getting the eu results ?
More importantly, when are the latest tractor production statisitics released?
And remind me, are we at war with Eurasia or Eastasia at the moment?
From about 8pm I think. It’s quite interesting to google euro election results because we are not alone in our plight but the fight back has started.
Has this surpassed car crash, leaped ahead of multiple pile up and gone straight to train wreck?
I think so.
Somebody needs to do Brown and Mandy and do them quickly. For the sake of the country.
I don’t think I could take another year of this shit.
Anyone else up for taking a leaf out of the Yank’s book and making July 4th our “Independance from Government” day. If Labour MPs don’t grow a spine and things don’t change its time we marched on Parliament.
Christ wasn’t/isn’t it EMBARRASSING!…
At every pause the clap-claque tunes up, equally loud and timed to x number of seconds…
Gordy’s long rambly initial leader’s speech had every sob story tipped into it… He gave us the woman with cancer who wouldn’t have been helped had Labour not been in power; the tale of the woman who wrote him her very first letter… thanking him for making her literate… and then we got to.. woddidhesaysurelynot?… little Emanuel who otherwise would not have been able to… Jesus!
Labour is building schools for the FUTURE!… Do others build them for the past?
An USDAW woman shop steward is going to the Labour Autumn conference and HOPES TO SEE HIM THERE AS LEADER!… How hard they are trying, and how their emergency prop-him-up brief shows!
One chap says: “I have had my afternoon disrupted… I had other plans… but now I’m here, I’m glad I’m here” etc etc…
Buggeration… the line to Stratford has gone down… Ah back again… I’m a sucker for punishment… I must be… It is terrible… flesh-crawlingly bad. I begin to feel he may be doomed after all…
Why did they not focus on Max Clifford’s daughter? She is the reason he spun against the uncaring Tories as she did not have a disabled ramp built for her at her house.
376 – thanks for the link – just posted my complaint ( below ) suggest we all do the same.
The live broadcast from East Ham showing now ( Sunday 7th 4.15pm ) is nothing less than a Labour Party broadcast. The audience is made up entirely of party members all standing up saying how great Labour and Gordon are and how bad the Tories are etc.
There is no challenge to this.
It is propaganda worthy of North Korea being given a clear reign with no opportunity for the opposition to make their point. Yes, the fact that there is a meeting with Gordon is news given his current situation and the impending results but to show this stage managed event in its entirety is biased in the extreme.
To balance this I assume you will cut straight to interviews with Nick Clegg and David Cameron afterwards and give them at least half an hour to rebutt what has been said.
Perhaps next time I pay the license fee I should cut out the middleman and send a third of it straight to the Labour Party ?
no …. they are obligated to give equal time …..bet it doesn’t happen
Brown has regressed back to University
link sabotaged!
little interruption – Sky’s lost their feed,but the Beeb is carrying on…
Hilarious … Sky feed cut …. evidently the Sky team couldn’t take any more….
Harriet Harman got wet at the thought of Bangladesh. She will probably have to wipe the fanny grime off her seat when this conference finishes.
Why are the BBC broadcasting this soviet era nonsense of adoring jobsworth apparatchniks bombarding him with dangerously planted questions?
Sky News’ feed has been cut. Complaints, maybe?
yeah …somebody pulled the plug
ha ha ha
http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml
“Labour: Winning the fight for Britain’s future” = “Liebore, Won’t lift a finger as we give up your rights”
The twat on greens issues, FFS 600+ jobs going on the IoW as the countrys major wind turbine blade is set to move to Obama country-near a beach…
I’m a wight tory too, kinda. The Vestas closure is a fucking disaster. So much for Brown’s green agenda. But then again, he couldn’t give a fuck about IoW as it is mostly tory (never been labour!!).
Too right, the vestas closure will destroy about 1000 jobs over all, I used to work there and the amount of out-soursing was massive. Glad to see we’ve about 80% of the Council, hopefully they’ll do their bit in helping to get employment going the right way.
If he’s so keen on question and answer sessions I’m sure Question Time would welcome him,Radio 5 Live have invited him several times.
Brown looks half dead,which is 50% of a result.
Oh no, it’s back on Sky…
16.15 : They laugh at the pasting Mandy gave Marr. Guido laughed as well. Questioner says the NHS is brilliant. Blah blah blah Gordon, everything is brilliant. Must get a drink.
i need morphine
absolutely bloody brilliant Damien
This is skin crawlingly bad. Surely, and I’ve been wrong before, the sane Labour people must act now?
That’s an oxymoron.
The Sky anchorwoman was smirking as she said ‘Brown being questioned by loyal party activists….’ I think the commentary on this back in the studio when it finally finishes will be VERY cutting…
he sure likes young people
Do you mean to imply something withtthat comment?
God, now a “womans officer” for Young Labour is asking a question.
I presume they don’t have a “mens officer”; also funny how she seems to have forgotten Caroline Flint and her “GB window dressing” comment.
Now “an ordinary member” (who then goes on to say how he stood as a candidate), “ordinary”, yeah right.
Sky’s satellite clearly had enough and switched off, News 24 still going.
I don’t blame Sky or the BBC for running with this given the attention on the Prime Minister, but they should televise the next Cameron Direct in full to offset this propaganda
Agreed – at least the Cameron Direct sessions have some real and difficult questions, this is just a party political broadcast. Disgusting.
This is Nazi Germany type propaganda… I fear in our new 1st Secretary of State, we have a man as dangerous as the dictators of the 1930ies. He must be stopped before he becomes even more powerful. But how?
Get a young boy with aids to fuck him.
Barrett Light M107, box of 0.5 calibre, hand-picked man chosen and briefed by Chief of the Army Staff, should be able to do it from a safe distance, you would not want to get spalshed with Voldemort’s bodily fluids.
The Penguin
I want one.
They can bite back…
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=13075069
Watching this on Sky and they have made it clear that the room is full of loyal Labour activists – be you won’t get that on Aljabeeba.
Saying nice things to this man at this stage is just cruel and prolonging everyone’s agony.
As for – what the electorate doesn’t understand is ……….
Go and shove that and everything else you say where the sun doesn’t shine – that is where it came from.
W00t – he mentioned Obama – is that the man or the beach I wonder..
no big plan chap
Complaint logged. I expect a knock on the door tonight from the Komrades, and to be dragged off to a “re-education” camp.
Credit where credit is due, where else can Care in the Community go on a Sunday afternoon for a free cup of tea and a piece of cake?
The BBC strap on the aston sums it all up.
‘Gordon Brown appearing before a supportive audience in London’ .
It’s a joke.
Still, Prime Minister Mandelson seems on message, shame about his eager assistant.
All those people on stage and on one was properly elected.
What a farce.
Is this to make up for the extremely embarrassing photo of Obama reaching past Brown to shake Sarkozy’s hand in today’s MoS?
Oh, that’s a beaut!
Snotty’s expression is wonderful
Got to love Obama’s manners (lack of).
Prince Charles “Budge over Gordon you’re in the way”
Dear readers,
The best is yet to come in a few hours, the euro results will be the Mike Tyson jab of blows to the mental ones ego!
If you thought the locals were a disaster for the mentalist then just wait for the euros, newlabour have been destroyed completly they are going to jockey with the BNP for fifth place.
TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK.
Savour the moment and enjoy!
Which channel for the real results? Al-Jazeera or CNN?
Anybody noted all the Hoons asking the questions are exactly the sort of sanctimonious, know it all prick who ran for student office, or head boy or any of that shite?
Yes – the same ones that got their heads flushed down the Maguire..
PM
talking too them as if everyone is 8
sad thing is there lapping it up
mental age
Welcome to the Soviet Socialist lovin,this is bloody disgusting,is there no other news going on, why are is this garbage on ,it’s even worse we pay Sky and we pay Pravda for this.
Can this BE more blatent?
Neither laughable or sick quite covers it..
Am left pretty much speechless.
Shameful. (Can’t even find the humour to spell….)
Discussion?
Until this afternoon I just didn’t realise how wonderful everything was. Gordon for life President!!
Surely Sky and the BBC are going to rip Gordon a new one for this shit. Who thought this was a good idea? Fucking idiots.
BBC 24 STILL Broadcasting this crap.
Brown looks a complete lunatic.
It’s rounding up. Lets up that the locals have “invested” in eggs in flour as he exits
Brown has appointed Kim & Aggie to clean up politics
How Clean is your House?
Does he know Aggie used to work for MI6 and knows how to handle a gun?
He will soon enough.
Harriet’s words will come back to haunt her
Hattie’s closing the discussion – YIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Biggest car crash TV of the week – I see a compaint or two coming up now…
Everybody’s backing?
AN HOUR ON the BBC.
The directors should be fired for allowing this to be broadcasts
What a naive Tory prick….LMAO
What a naive LABOUR prick
I hope McTwat stays where he is.
He’s our very best electoral asset, so the BBC should be congratulated.
I’m voting for the next party that advocates abolishing the licence fee,the BBC are too close to the ruling governments and always act as ther propaganda machine.
I’m surprised Lord Arsebandit has coped with being in a room filled with proles for an hour.
Never mind, he’s off for a soothing Earl Grey….and I don’t mean tea.
Get of my telly you git.
Tanks Gordon
DISGRACEFULL…EFFIN …. DISGRACEFULL
Fuck me.
Even Harriet played a blinder!!
Tories are well fucked now.
Are you an alternative comedy act ???
Surely you can’t be serious – you must have a highly developed sense of irony.
Council Elections – WHITEWASH for LABOUR – BROWN as LEADER
Euro Elections – PREDICTED WHITEWASH for LABOUR – BROWN as LEADER
General Election – PREDICTED WHITEWASH for LABOUR – BROWN as LEADER
Can’t you see what all these things have in common ?
WHITEWASH
LABOUR
BROWN
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
Please avoid passe cliches. Thank you.
Wow, we have found one of the few remaining Labour supporters.
How do you depend on the state then, fine citizen? Benefits? Special privileges?
I get fuck all from the state now, but I’ve used the NHS and free education, same as everyone else.
Please ask Gordon to stay, he’s our only hope.
I object, my education cost a lot of money – and my parents still subsidised the state education sector through tax theft.
Are you suggesting that under the Tories, all free education and health care will cease?
I think you mean that the education and treatment rations you received were extortion funded not free.
Of course, state provision is the worst way to ensure value for money and customer service.
best bbc could say—very very sympathetic audience
surprisingly friendly-LOL
Watching that I find it all quite disturbing. It really could have come straight from the Soviet Union circa 1970. If I didn’t know better I’d say it’s the prelude to them contriving an excuse for not being able to hold a General Election in th next 12 months. These people are absolutely desperate to hold onto power.
Looked like a gathering of the faithful in North Korea….everybody clap……NOW
or beyond……………..
It’s not holding on to power, it’s not walking away.
Love the bit where he claims all major religions were founded on Labour Party values.
Tony Wright’s son analysing it now for the BBC.
Sky describes this as ‘a cheer Gordon up afternoon’ with ‘happy clappy audience’ who are ‘living in a parallel universe’…
Well…. I am glad THEY said it! Wonder what the Beeb summary will be??
Reporter blantely supporting GB.
‘Confident performance’
Let’s see if the Beeb does a hatchet job on him over this.
I’ve always been a supporter of the BBC. We’ll see won’t hold my breath though.
Not much of a Tory are you then?
News 24 praising Gordon’s performance and alluding to the idea that party members may support him more than MP’s. Huh? Obviously that recent poll calling on him to go has passed the presenter by
…not only the opinion POLLs – but the ACTUAL RESULTS of democratic elections !!!
And more to come tonight !
The BBC are Labour’s gimp
That was an absolute – ABSOLUTE – fcking disgrace.
At least Sky has got the journalistic nous to laugh at it. “A parralel universe” Shady Peter Spencer called it.
You said it Pete.
Complain to the BBC people. They have it coming.
*Parallel
Grrrr
Grrr is spelt as Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Get it right!
Grrr is spelt Grrr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is spelt Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Simples!
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *cough splutter* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *gasp* rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrG
I’m a dyslexic growler.
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I’m tempted to fail to pay my sodding TV liscence after that.
Anyone who pays their licence is a collaborator who should have their heads shaven in the street.
Billy Zane mus be Labour through and through. And that Captain Pickard fellow.
Harperson left the scene rather quickly… not too keen to be seen with Snotty, evidently
Brown – as usual sneaked out round the back just in case he came into contact with anyone in the real world. If like me you are fuming after that charade just think that come election night those f****** in that room will be crying their eyes out at the death of the Labour Party.
Guido – can you disable the algorithm that weeds out swear words for a moment, many of us just want to type the ‘c’ word over and over again in capital letters for at least half an hour to get our blood pressure back down.
just type cnut and we’ll know what you mean!
GORDON BROWN, YOU ARE A FAT
C U N T
C U N T
C U N T
C U N T
This is very, very unfair on Huhnes, which are how must of us got into thw rold and which are, on the whole, nice.
Cυnt, Cυnt, Cυnt.
Looks like he’s disabled it already.
Gorgon..you are a Huhne
I meant Huhne,
Wouldn’t you just love to be stuck in a lift with some of that lot? what a wonderfully interesting conversation we could have about wimmins groups, diversity issues, and inclusiveness. Actually I would rather be butt fucked by a bull elephant wearing a spikey cock extender.
I’m off to wipe my arse with my TV licence after that…
So Liebour support hasn’t completely evaporated. How many million are on benefits?
Oh for goodness sakes.
The Tories are not about to cut off benefits, and they are right not to do so.
Perhaps they will be a bit more scrupulous in applying them, but benefits are a necessary part of any modern, civilized economy.
People who deservingly claim benefits should have nothing to fear by voting Conservative. It’s the dodgers that need to watch out.
Unfortunately, there are many, many “dodgers”. Funny how many claimants develop “bad backs” or “depression” because both of these things are very hard for a doctor to disprove – and a passport to inflated invalidity payments, new car from mobility allowance etc.
This needs to be sorted. If a polish student has the nous and work ethic to come all the way over here to graft in a field picking fruit, then so can a person who claims he/she “can’t find a job”.
Of course the only Noo Labour person who wanted to sort it out was swiftly sacked – yes you guessed it – because his suggested reforms were blocked by the then chancellor Snotty Broon.
yes benefits do need to be sorted eg patients in medium secure (hospital) wards for mentally disordered offenders can get as much as £90 per week in benefits. The rate used to be £14.90 per week until 2005 when Nulabour decided that amount was ‘discriminatory’. So these people – many of whom have never done an honest day’s work in their lives, have no responsibilities, and have major drug problems which have contributed to their mental illness – are getting lots of money to buy designer trainers and lots of ciggies whilst they are in hospital . They don’t have to pay anything to the cost of their care. The one person who could have sorted the whole benefits system out- Frank Field- was denied the opportunity to do so, and is reputedly hated by a lot of NuLabour MPs.
Shouldn’t be allowed to vote when on benefits
As they say, the best cure for a bad back is self-employment.
LOL
Could only manage 7 minutes.
That means you’ll have to spend extra time in the retraining camp.
Don’t worry. You men can’t all be my husband Tony Blair
I prefer the judgement on Brown vocalised yesterday by the D Day heroes…BOOOOOOOOO!
Adam Bolton asked if it was true that the vets had booed him even though they showed it on Sky News. Guess we know what Adam watches and it ain’t sky news.
What was his answer?
Oh EXCELLENT now the BBC are giving us high lights.
Never mind, he’s of back to the bunker now. The latest whisper on the EU is more than a complete hooning at the polls!
When are the Euro results coming in. Anyone?
And where is the best place to go to view them/discuss them?
Need some schadenfreude, after this week I’m hooked.
EU results due between 20:00 and 21:00 tonight. Dale has a live radio show on at 18:00 http://www.playradiouk.com/
Swiss Bob is having his usual chat line going on the 19:30 hours and I believe Pravda will have it
The event was a foolish move.
It has fueled the fire and given
more crap to laugh at.
You might be right. I wonder how that’s going to be written up.
Oh lovely. The media are now repeating bits of it.
lubbly jubbly
They want to give the whole nation a chance to throw up.
Sky News presenters are laughing at him. Now suggesting the reporters at the site sneak in and ask some real questions that really need asking.
He’s become a total laughing stock.
The guy is a complete disaster.
They should have got one of their reporters not to bath for a week, get some nose/face studs, body art, an unemployment card, and pose as a party activist.
I think Gordon is a pretty cool guy. eh gives my money to chavs and doesnt afraid of anything.
what’ll he do when the money runs out and the chavs revolt. Forgot – they are too fing lazy to get out of bed.
ROW ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA!
The Game.
I’M CHARGING MAH LAZER.
I’M IN CHARGE-A MALAYSIA – Abdullah Bin Ahmad Badawi
Shoop da whoop
Just complained to the BBC – once calmly with detailed points, referring tot heir charter and enquiring as to how they would provide the necessary balance to this, also suggesting they made plain the audience were labour invitees.
And then again, just calling them traitorous stalinist c unts.
i have complained to both the bbc and sky ,asking them to give the same time (one the same day ) to the other parties,as yet no reply.michael
Who’s this hasn’t heard of getting a haircut twat on SKY
Sky….’40 minutes of Labour self-congratulation’ ‘totally cynical ploy’
At least Sky have the balls to call it how it is. I’m absolutely disgusted with the BBC.
The editor in charge this afternoon needs to be hung out to dry like that radio boss involved with Ross & Brand
Just caught a glimpse of his lecture to the seriously deluded (otherwise known as Labour activists). Do they really bvelieve his twaddle or are they so brainwashed that they actually believe it. I don’t know which of the gang of three sitting on the stage makes me want to puke the most, Brown, Mandy or Harry. As for Alan Sugar, I didn’t know just how ignorant and uneducated he really is. It’s certainly ruined his image. Lord Sugar indeed.
Yes Sugar looked a bit of a tit on Andrew Marr. No real political insight or understanding of the economy. Still what do I know he’s a millionaire and I’m not.
He is also an utter Hoon.
The benefit of going to the right synagogue, supporting the right Jewish charities, and doing the right deals with the information you pick up there.
I caught Sugar on an old replay of Room 101. It was quite obvious that Paul Merton though him an utter TIT: a boring fart, who hadn’t a clue about humour, let alone politics.
So, he’s made money. But then, so did Al Capone.
what like he said Obama Beach instead of Ohama Beach at the D Day commemorations (when he wasnt holding his head in his hands and not paying his respects when all the other leaders were)?
bet the vets just love him
Complain to the BBC here – i just have:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/newsid_4030000/newsid_4032600/4032695.stm
I hope Cameron and Clegg complain about this.
This was not a press conference, it was a party political broadcast paid for out of our TV Tax.
I’ve done so too. What a fucking disgrace Pravda has become.
Thanks I did that.
Finished on BBC at 16.38 – Sky now showing edited highlights, BBC in Brussels for now. I do hope that Tories and Lib Dems get equal airtime.
That was so funny… when the feed was cut on Sky news, the reporter looked like she wanted to burst out laughing at any moment. The thought made me chuckle, at least
if you cannot beat them then join them. I’m off to learn Russian, the fkg soviets have taken over
511, 516, Looks like Streeting, the head boy of NUS is in the 2nd row. Might be my old glasses failing me…
I knew Lord Mandy’s father.
So he can’t have been a shit-stabber, then?
shame his mother didn’t allegedly
Jackals have only a marginally better memory than fish.
You ‘knew’ him, as in had (carnal) knowledge?
http://i44.tinypic.com/3502yo3.jpg
Funny.
Doesn’t this count as some sort of breach on contract on the part of the BBC? Failing to provide honest and impartial news reportage in return for license fees?
(plus things like failing to report the boo-ing on the Beach)
BBC = Bolshevik Broadcasting Co-operative
BBC = Bunker Bullshit Corporation
Brown’s Bum-boy Company?
Bloody Bastard C unts
Brown’s Bonkers Crap
Brown’s Buggering Cronies.
just had a little rant at the BBC via http://news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/ne…600/4032695.stm and http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complaints_stage1.shtml
Somebody should do a spoof video with alternative commentary on the bottom with ‘LIVE FROM THE BUNKER’ at the top of the video
What was the little girl banging on at the start about making University more accessible to the poor? Back in the 80′s I finished my degree with £100 left in the bank – all funded by a full grant and holiday jobs. Today I’d be looking at a debt of £30k having paid tuition fees and receiving no grant. How the hell is that progress?
My daughter graduated with £20k of debt and a degree not worth the paper it’s written on. In fact, she’d need another one just to get in the queue to flip burgers at McDonalds.
These “activists” aren’t your average working class students. They’re the sprogs of Kensington ex-Tory’s who defected in the 90s.
Total utter joke. Just like Gordo.
No problem.
Gordon is paying MacDonalds to take on apprentices. Or, if she prefers, he’s also paying Tesco and Sainsburys to take on and train apprentices. The choice is hers – flipping burgers or stacking shelves – paid for with your taxes!
Thats because debt has a new definition now….debt= investment, I think I might max out my creditcards, dont repay them , and when they come a calling I will tell them to think of the money i spent and have no intention of paying back as an investment in me
Her university education was so good that she couldn’t string a sentence together – despite the Mentalist describing her as “eloquent”
I agree with you TJ. I was in the same position as you (about £100 in credit, but thanks to a sandwich course I also had a car).
I think by poor, they mean students with poor ‘A’ levels. I don’t think they mean financially poor.
A sandwich course? Is that training at Subway?
Shame you weren’t invited.
We want our country back
We’d have to kick out 4 million mostly unemployed jocks who live next to cashpoints. We have to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall so one eyed Huhnez can’t get out of retard land.
Hadrian’s Wall is the nominal border between England and Scotland not .666Ulster.
Long queues to get through to BBC complaints. C’mon people lets melt the phone lines…. 03700 100 222
Really? There are long queues?
Good.
send an email,michael.
Tried for 4 mins and 25 seconds and gave up – I can’t claim it on expenses
Send an email as I’ve just done. See posting 586 above for address and link.
Just e-mailed my complaint re: both Marr and the East London farrago. The BEEB warns that not all e-mails will be responded to. Their coverage at the end of Brown’s stage-managed “conference” was erroneously reported by a male apparatchik as useful and successful. The BBC is a bloody disgrace and I agree with all the other posters who have pointed this out. It will be interesting to see how Auntie covers the EU election results this evening. Whatever will happen if she’s not happy with El Gordo’s looming shit-storm?
Apparently the BBC presenter is called Ben Wright – he’s the one to go for over the biased “rally” coverage.
So that’d be Ben Wright, son of Tony Wright (Lab MP for Cannock Chase) ?
Keep it in the family….
I’ve emailed my complaint – the whole thing was a farce and a discrace to the impartiality of the BBC. And I’m a labour voter.
Taxi for Kim-Jong Brown !
I was waiting for the ten year old child to get up on stage and denounce his own parents
and then watch as the part activist Stasi marched them off to the salt mines (i.e. the few Labour strongholds that are left) where they would be set the task of leafleting the terraces of Sunderland until 2010.
All hail our glorious and illustrious Leader !
Long life and prosperity (and expenses) to him !
He’ll at least get mocked for this by Andrew Neil.
When the clown was shaking hands with some stooges outside the hall afterwards, there were a couple of heavies looking nervously round for the expected attack.
Is that the guy on a thread above who was giving us advice about how to piss on them from the balcony above,as he had done at a concert yrs ago,or was it the full on assault from another guy above who said he was going down there to take them out.
God I wish I had all that firepower when I went out to Basingstoke for a meal and a beer or two in the evening!
I thought that happened when he went in (early) and he escaped via the back door when he left. Coward that he is.
Reminded me of the final footage of Hitler handing out medals to kids.
You’re absolutely right – all he needed was the shaking hand – he’s already got the loose grip on reality, and an unhealthy dose of delusion.
Iron crosses (first class) all round !!
Quick, hand out the medals before the shelling starts again. Then down into the bunker to give Eva a final quickie before we give out the cyanide pills.
but he DOES have the shaking hand mate!
Get on to You Tube and search Brown – there is a clip of him in PMQ where his hand is shaking – watch him in ANY TV broadcast/interview and he is holding his left arm with his right to prevent it going into a Hitler salute to Adolf Balls and Heinrich Mandelson.
Wasn’t there a drama on BBC (god help THEM) about 15 yrs ago with Robert Lindsay as a Liverpool councillor who develops a kind of Tourettes Syndrome with his arm flying all over the place?!!!
Gordon’s hand is steady. It’s reality that’s shaking because he keeps making it up as he goes along.
I think it’s metamphetamine, either that or ADHD, or hebephrenia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorganized_schizophrenia).
Anyway, he’s a mental hoon.
My husband calls him “the Prime Munster”.
What happened to the promised interview? Did he go out the back way? We know that’s his usual way in.
isn’t that more Mandy’s department ????
They had a helicopter waiting on the roof.
SURPRISED–NO ONE IN AUDIENCE said they would name there first born after them
There all impotent – or is it incontinent?
OOPS. Too hasty there should have read “they’re” NOT “there”.
Shite grammar from me, a pedant about apostrophes and suchlike,
Grovel, grovel. Mea culpa.
Your grammar is being closely scrutinised by Order Order.
Sky News has just called it a “love-in” – brilliant!
Did they have the fucker centre shot – like at D-Day?
If so, I’m glad I missed it
More like love-in-the-mist!
The only way to watch that broadcast was reading a magazine with the TV volume off and having a very brief listen now and again.
I salute you Guido for your services to the nation, which were above and beyond the call of duty.
That was the only way I could get through it as well.
Would the magazine be;
“Sheep Buggering Monthly”?
@dr.mad
No need to be naming them, they’ll be sacrificing them
Did’nae ar doo well tho’
Nooo, – do ye wanna’ take me frae the back or the fronty?
Ar’m orl lubed up fae eitha
Gordon Brown is a “Hoon”
All sing along
Wait until tonight’s results – that’s why the West Ham event took place.
I have to tell the truth – it’s a nice sunny day here on the Costa del Sol and I couldn’t be arsed to leave to pool to vote in today’s (Spanish) E.U. elections.
If I had I’d probably have voted for the Falange, just to piss everyone off a bit!
Russian artillery heard in the suburbs:
2001 BBC political editor Nick Robinson says: We are getting a suggestion – and it is just a tip at this stage – that Labour may have come fifth or sixth in the East of England region.
OT
“LONDON (Reuters) – Political instability hit sterling hard last week and other British assets could become vulnerable if a landslide victory for the Conservatives begins to look less likely in the next election.
So far, the threat to Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s Labour government has had almost no impact on other markets because investors are looking ahead to a big Conservative win in polls which must be held by June 2010…….”
http://uk.reuters.com/article/stocksNews/idUKLNE55600D20090607
Brilliant. What a story. Market forces are now working against Brown; do you think Maggie T is chanting incantations against him?
The only reason that sterling is not going down the pan right now is because the FOREX markets expect a Tory landslide within 12 months. If they think that ain’t going to happen then watch sterling collapse.
Could Brown’s session at West Ham have clinched it for the Tories?
You’re all right
You’re all right
You’re all right
You’re all right
Fuckwits the lot of them
When he loses the general election, how are they going to get him out of No. 10? He will think he’s won it.
With AlJaBeeba doing the commentary he’ll know he has
I imagine Cameron quietly coach him out of a cupboard, give him a cup of tea and push him out the door.
Tell him Cherie Blair is doing ‘Wife Swap’ with Sarah for a week.
No brick him up in the cellar.
BBC have a teenager called Ben Wright commenting on rally – why do they use him when the BBC have got Sean Curran stashed away?
It’s a Sunday. Gotta give the B team a chance.
Have the BBC got an ‘A’ team ??
That explains why Marr got another go at being an interviewer this morning (and failed. Again).
They’re trying to make Gordon as visible as possible before the EU election results, so labour’s poor showing will be associated more with Gordon than the Labour Party per se. Then they’ll give him the old heave ho in the next few days.
Mandy’s probably laughing his head off.
The state broadcaster gives over an hour of uninterrupted propaganda to the ruling party and then follows this up with analysis from its political correspondent who just happens to be the son of a prominent party official.
Britain in 2009.
Sir, – I respectfully suggest your item should include the words ‘Socialist State of Paradise’ as in
‘The Socialist State of Paradise Broadcaster . . etc
I have a feeling that the party who cannot be named will poll higher than Labour tonight in Euro elections (led by another one eyed git).
That’s simultaneously grossly optimistic and pessimistic at the same time.
I agree, the thought of the leader winning a seat is sickening.
Like Labour the unmentionables should find the bottle to sack him.
However a look at their other candidates means that some very fine, often ex military candidates could be elected.
No 1 in the NE is a very fine christian minister.
The leader matches Brown in his repulsiveness.
Get rid of him and they would do a jolly sight better.
Can anybody please tell me what time we can expect the EU Election results?
Anytime past 9.00pm.
When they’ve fiddled the results.
I think it’s on TV between 9pm and 11pm afterwhich they’re showing the West Ham meeting and also taking questions from a selected audience made up of the Ponce of Darkness and Hen Harriet.
Thanks folks – I thought Gordon’s and Mandy’s antics easily rivalled Gordon’s cringeworthy performance yesterday although without the worthy presence of our brave Vets.
Today of course this Labour Party political broadcast was compliments of the BBC License payer. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
I’d rather let a Tory eat my baby than allow this shower to stay past next year.
Hey – I just SOOOOO wanna know?
Anyone got a clip of the D. A B O T T i/v on sky this morning? – with the ref to the Beloved Leader hanging by a thread to MincingBottty – like a hangman and a body?
Wasn’t it something to the effect that Mandelson supports Brown like a rope supports a hanged man. It made me and my OH laugh our heads off.
Thanks Geordie Girl – grateful for that.
The Dear Leader, Gordon, is an oxymoron.
Sorry to be pedantic but i’ll just correct your typo’s here –
The Dear Leader, Gordon, is a poxy moron.
Sorry to correct your grammar, but “typos” is a plural and not a possessive, so doesn’t need the apostrophe you gave it!
o noes! my grammer is broeken! I can has forgiveness?
Gordon’s still a national liability; either way, we agree on that
We won’t know for sure whether Labour has come 3rd or 4th tonight because the Western Isles refuse to count votes on the Sabbath and therefore the Scottish result is delayed until tomorrow, even though the rest of Scotland is counting the votes tonight.
I don’t think a few thousand crofters are going to change Labour’s fortunes. If anything their history suggests they’ll have voted Lib Dem and made it worse.
Its a PR election. We have 6 Scottish seats. It affects probably whether the SNP get 2 or 3 seats, and Labour 2 or 1. The first seat will go to the SNP, the second probably Labour, No 3 SNP. The Tories will probably have one, Then positions 5 and 6 are up for grabs. Its no big deal on the scale of things if Gordo is up or down a single seat. But it would be nice if the SNP got 3 ( unlikely, but possible).
It’s 1979 all over again
OK so what mighty news from the Bunker can we expect first thing tomorrow?
There’s no way they’re going to let the Euro meltdown be top item so expect something HUGE to pop up around 0700.
What on earth could it be?
Tractor Production up 3% at Factory no 5 (The Factory of the Victory of the Brave Public Service Heroes in their Valiant Battle against the Bourgeois Eton Oppressor).?
A referendum on the Lisbon Treaty?
Ha Ha Ha fucking ha – joke of the day that one!
Do you really think that Labour would call a referendum, surely they would only do that if it were in their last manifesto?
Oh, hang on…
I thank you.
We can expect Brown to have a referendum on Lisbon at roughly the same time Dave has one.
Because Dave will definitely maybe have one.
If conditions are right.
Perhaps.
And if Ken Clarke can be persuaded to go for it.
And if it’s appropriate at that time.
And if it’s in the manifesto.
Probably.
Believing jellyfish Dave will call a Lisbon referendum is the biggest joke of all.
Major terrorist threat uncovered: near-certain.
Think I’ll pop down to BetFred tomorrow and see what odds I can get on that.
North Korea would have been impressed-expect an invite from one Dear Leader to another in the near future.
It reminded me of a “Young Pioneers” meeting just before the Berlin Wall collapsed taking Communism with it
Falconer has spoken. Where is Blair? Has anyone seen or heard anything from him this week?
He’s in close contact with the First Lord Secretary of State and High Panjandrum of the Government – who do you think is co-ordinating the action ?
“Well, I’ve never heard of a more ridiculous idea in all my born days. To think that a son of mine should grow up to be a sissy… Me, chief assistant to the assistant chief. I suppose you realise, son, if this was to get around we might never get self-government.”
Blair, a Reluctant Cannibal?
I’m counting my money
Falconer speaks for Blair.
He’s laughing his fucking head off somewhere.
Ma Boswell was on Lorraine Kelly early week. Fuck knows where Hoonstruck is.
Ma Boswell on Lorraine Kelly?
Oh bugger – I didn’t know the lustrous Lorraine batted for the other side. What a waste it would be with those monstrous mammaries.
Has anyone notices that “Drongo” is an anagram of “Gordon”?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
“1. Drongo
Dumbass, idiot
(Aussie slang)
“It doesn’t go in the shed, ya drongo!”
2. Drongo
A person seemed to be, in some form or another, stupid.
Drongo is a typically australian word and is part of common Australian dialect.
“Pass me that ratchet you Drongo”
3. Drongo
a stupid, inept, dimwit or slow-witted person
“Ya big drongo!”
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
God bless Australia!
Borg drone won.
I demand that we give Gordon Brown(e) back his E!
well bugger me..Lady Kinnock is now Europe Czar!. after Kinnock got booted out of our consciousness off the dastardly pair emigrated to Europe taking the children with them..made a fortune on EU handouts including the son who became a ‘researcher’ and is now head of something in the British Council quango with dad as chairperson.
Kinnock senior said when he was demonstrating his socialist credentials forty years ago that he passionately wanted to sink the House of Lords and all that sailed in her. well guess what? as soon as he was offered a peerage m’lord accepted by return of post. Shallow is not the word.
WE DO NOT WANT THESE WANKERS HERE!
NOR DO I WANT THAT CONDESCENDING BLOODY WOMAN preaching to me on the benefits of the EU.
oh my grief! The Beeb are gonna run this all night, overwriting the results is it?
With uplifiting, Nationalistic music I trust.
This as day to day stuff if you live in the People’s Republic of Britain.
I’ve been promised a plough……
Brown to resign tomorrow.
You heard it here first.
Chubby Brown, sadly.
Christ – Peter Hain on Sky looking almost as orange as Emily Maitless.
Must be all the Scotsman making them drink Irn Bru.
Any bets on us waking up tomorrow to find Gordon is “ill” and Mandy has to “reluctantly” take the reins to lead us through these troubled times…just until Gordon is better, of course.
Then a terrorist attack …
Civil Contingencies Act…
King Manglebum I coronated before the end of the year.
Queen Fondlebum the Turd, you mean?
We are overdue a false flag event – especially after those students in the North West were such a let-down – although they played an important part in the rather over-rehearsed dismissal of Bob Quick.
…can’t help noticing your response was to post… 777….gulp. False flag anyone?
leave mr brown alone
longest period of economic growth
lowest inflation
investment in schools and universities
i get £400 a year to go to college to help with my studies, i’m going to uni to do a media degree. under the tories this would be impossible for me because i couldn’t afford to go to college
leave him alone
Do please elaborate, why exactly would it be ‘impossible’?
Yes, sweetie, elaborate…………..
You are exactly the type of person Labour deserves. After your media degree you can become a researcher for Labour in the Commons and eventually you’ll become yet another Labour MP who has never had experience of outside life. Just another politician living off the state.
Oh no, the poor dear has been brainwashed.
The control that the Gordonment has over the people courtesy of the BBC is just amazing.
If you couldn’t go to College under the Tories, it probably meant that you were not up to it academically, Zanulabour have changed all that now.
If it is because you couldn’t afford it, you are going to have the shock of your life in a couple of years.
Under a tory govt I came from a very poor background, managed to get into a grammar school (social mobility in action – which is why Nulabour hates grammars so much) then college with a FULL grant with tuition fees paid and lived a very nice life, thank you, supplimented by working my arse off during the holidays to earn a bit extra.
Left with no debt, unlike those students who now go to college courtesy of Zanulabour, and end up maxing their credit cards and getting into massive debt, and emerging with worthless bog-roll degrees in non-subjects which employers laugh at.
Remember Bliar promising to keep Grammar schools and the system where anybody could attend if they were good enough?
Then do you remember the very quiet announcement that reversed all his promises?
Short memories these Socialists – especially those that pull the ladder of education up behind them.
While their own brats are educated privately.
ditto
labour fuckers like Straw climbed the ivory tower and pulled the ladder up after them.
supported by well off dogshit like shirley williams who kept their kids at private school while stopping the lower orders from crowding their offspring with competition
Now cherie blair says she wants her satanic brood to become politicians !
New Labour Old Nepotism
Full Grant ????
State sucking git.
823 – same here.I hate Labour for destroying the life chances of millions of young working class lads.All Labour Ministers should receive a bullet to the head and then be bulldozed into a large pit of lime.
And not a single capital letter in sight
You filthy parasite, wait until you have to start paying your taxes for workshy scum like you.
You are talking Bollocks. I don’t think the Tories will meddle with the grants system, they may make the entry more stringent to uni maybe judging students that don’t know when to use a capital letter for example.
So you get £33 per month for going to college and then your off to uni. Congrats but please bear in mind that student grants have been replace with student loans and you are gonna finish uni approx £20K in debt for the privelege. If you are not going for something valid ie Chemistry, Computer Science, Medicine, Law, Accountancy. etc think very carefully.
If you are going to do media or some made up subject then you are gonna end up 20K in debt for what amounts to a 3 year pissup to keep you off the unemployment roll ending up with a worthless piece of paper.
PS if you are going to UEL then don’t lock your keys in as you have to pay a £35 fine to get in your room in the Halls of Residence.
If only it were £33 a month the idle sods get to bribe them to stay off the streets.
It’s £33 a WEEK of our taxes they take. And when the idiot NuLab bureaucracy fouls up and fails to pay, such is their dedication to learning/training that they just don’t turn up.
Please don’t any bleeding hearts tell me they are poor kids who need the subsidy to enable them to stay in education. There may be some like that, but most are queuing up to pass the taxpayer’s money to a young man in a Mercedes who turns up in the morning to deliver small polythene envelopes of vegetable matter. Then they go off to the bike sheds for a smoke. The stench is indescribable.
Did you enjoy filling in all the forms then getting them back a few days later saying you missed something,then getting new forms, speak to the people who sent them, do the forms again, sent them back,get them sent back again cos you missed something,but you gave me the info over the phone,send them back get them returned,do them again ,go down to see them,fill them in front of the people who sent them,get them returned,cos you missed something,go down to see them get told the forms have been changed,do them again in front of the people who sent them,get them sent back because you have missed something,redo them,get them sent back,because you missed something,stomp down to the people ,sit down with them and make them fill the info in while you just give them the info,get them sent back again because you missed something,go into loop the loop mode go down to see the people again do the forms again in front of a manager,get them sent back again because you missed something,go down again, sit down with them go thru the forms again,get a phone call to say you haven’t filled the form in properly,go down again and “discuss” what the f*ck I have missed of the form this time,sit down at a desk with two gorlllas keeping an eye on me and go thru the form again,won’t move until somebody agrees that I haven’t missed anything off the form,get a phone call to say you have missed something off the form but they will sort it out,sit down with your head in your hands crying at the thought these twats get paid out of my taxes.
A media degree, holy fuck, with your punctuation and grammar, no wonder the U.K. press and TV produce such a lot of illiterate rubbish!
With a media degree it is unlikely that you will even be able to do a PGCE or equivalent afterwards as you will have no transferable skills. So enjoy your 3-year piss up (at minimal tax-payers’ expense – you’re welcome!)
Well fuck me rigid – a media course – is your first assignment in West Ham by any chance?
You stoopid boy.
I’m assuming this is a piss-take. The lack of punctuation is a dead giveaway. If it sin’t a piss-take then we need electoral reform so that thickoes don’t get the vote.
And your media degree consists of saying ‘Fries with that?’ in sixteen different languages.
Super!
More doctors, more nurses,more teachers,more hospitals,more schools…….
er.yes, but don’t you need those and MORE to take care of an increase of perhaps THREE MILLION PEOPLE since you come to power in 1997 ???
Is there a website any where that will detail the actual votes cast in the local elections and give a detailed breakdown? So far I can only see the totals for councillors and councils. This doesn’t mean anything.
Does any one know?
thank you
Most local authority websites will actually show detailed ward-by-ward info. Just visit the website for the local council / authority you’re interested in.
Have the beeb worked out you to get oudours down the airwaves cos my telly is emitting bullshit. Makes North Korea look like F…g amateurs
Theres old salt mines on the Fylde coast.Jack straw has been taking bungs off an american firm who want to use them for gas storage.
Your finished Strawman.Thanyou for making my town segregated,you must be so proud.
He’s doing it out of spite because that were east lancs tories retire.
He’s nowt but a marxist twat.
Okay, enough of this shit. It’s serious now.
Does anyone know how a loyal and obedient servant goes about petitioning Her Majesty to exercise one of the few actual powers she has left, that of ordering the dissolution of Parliament and a Genral Election?
I’ve been thinking exactly the same way for weeks now. Does it need a lawyer to kick things off? There must be an explanation lurking in some dusty tome somewhere in Whitehall.
http://www.parliament.uk/parliamentary_committees/public_administration_select_committee/pasc_19.cfm
Scroll down to the Royal Prerogative here. The trouble is that this exercise of power can only occur once as the new govt would move to ensure that the power was removed immediately! The Queen cannot dissolve a democratically elected govt without its consent. Some might say that a cabinet with so many unelected members is a move away from such democratic election – and i would be one of them.
Needs a Vote of No Confidence first.
http://www.royal.gov.uk/Contactus/Contact%20a%20member%20of%20the%20Royal%20Family.aspx#1
Her Majesty The Queen,
Buckingham Palace,
London SW1A 1AA,
United Kingdom
The odious Will Hutton looked at this in today’s Observer. For once he wrote some sense.
Assuming he’s right, it seems that as the PM’s powers are modern reflections of the monarch’s ancient absolute rights, nothing can be done. Gordon has (in his role as surrogate Queen*) to decide to unseat the govt on HM’s behalf, not an act he’s likely to volunteer for in a hurry.
(*Absolutely no double entendre intended, naturally.)
Ms Jowell said: “Gordon Brown loves the Labour Party, he is Labour through and through.
“If Gordon Brown were to reach a conclusion that he personally was an obstacle to Labour’s recovery and achievement, then of course [he would step down].” (The Times)
Ms Jowell didn’t say: “Gordon Brown loves his country, he is British through and through.
“If Gordon Brown were to reach a conclusion that he personally was an obstacle to Britain’s recovery and achievement, then of course [he would step down].” (Not in The Times)
Does he love Blackpool?
FOI request asking number of complaints
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/complaints_about_broadcast_by_go
Guido, is it true that Prince Mandelson waxes the backs of his hands? Could this affect his future role as King, when Master Brown falls to his death from a window? What is the opinion of the Archbishop of Canterbury on hand-waxing?
I hear waxing the back of your hands makes fisting more pleasurable.
Now that the zanulabour have NO council control in the shire counties, watch out for a bit of spite in the form of reduced grants etc, shelving of road/building schemes and loads of public inquiries by government shills agreeing to massive traveler sites and building on greenfields. This government is as nasty and petty as they come, and they will want to do some serious scorched earth damage before they are finally consigned to the political shit-bin for several decades.
I suppose we shall all have to be punished for failing to recognize Mandelson’s transformation into a God.
He needs to undergo metamorphosis into a human first.
Ours is a Lab/Lib pact council,had no voting on thursday,but they have cut everything,they are closing youth centres,school crossing,libraries and selling the old townhall which is at the moment a museum,so hitting the county councils which changed hands on thursday will be expected.
Lorna Dunkley is a fox on Sky New. Why are all female beeboids fat ugly dykes?
She’s just female window dressing.
Still cant get over how saggy face sold off the family gold.I went to Newark antique fair last week,fuck me loads of germans and italians buying everything up.Its the NWO-EU
without Scottish and Welsh MP’s labour would only exist as a loony fringe party
Yesterday President Borat Omaha has said the “cycle of suspicion and discord” between the Blairites and Brown’s World must end.
In a keynote speech in Caen, Mr Omaha called for a “new beginning” in ties.
He admitted there had been “years of distrust” and said both sides needed to make a “sustained effort… to respect one another and seek common ground”.
Mr Omaha said the US bond with Europe was unbreakable but described the Britons’ plight as “intolerable”.
The president made a number of references to the Moral Compass and called on all factions to live together in peace.
He received a standing ovation at the end of his speech at Caen Beach Bistro.
White House officials had said the speech was intended to start a process to “re-energise the dialogue with the NuLabor world”.
Mr Omaha said: “I have come here to seek a new beginning between the Blairites and Brownites around the world; one based upon mutual interest and mutual respect.”
President Omaha’s language towards Brown was strong but also, maybe deliberately, imprecise.
Take these two sentences: “The United States does not accept the legitimacy of reckless spending to reduce debt” and “It is time for these expenses to stop”. It is the same language that David Cameroon has recently used. But what does it actually mean?
He said “violent extremists” had text messaged and emailed fear and that this “cycle of suspicion and discord must end”.
Mr Omaha accepted that “no single speech can eradicate years of mistrust” but urged both sides to “say openly the things we hold in our hearts and that too often are said only behind closed doors”.
He cited the Green Book as saying: “Be conscious of the Fees Office and speak sometimes the truth.”
Thanks for the larf!
‘Borat Omaha’!
If your website doesn’t crash it bloody well should. Have a look at the twitter page for Lord Drayson [ @lorddrayson ] pictured today boarding the Eurostar and heading for the LeMans race ! err is that not in a weeks time? Anyway challenged him over expenses and he claims he’s not claimed a penny since entering the House of Lords…..
On #GoBro or Unibond Brown [got no nails] he was sweating up well on the telly – still has to get the make up right you can’t use female day to day make up on telly you sweat up as he did a virtual river down the side of the face. He should try something like Kanebo – japanese slap – blended with silk fibre – in his case a bit like artexing ……always happy to help but the Lord Draysons’ twiiter page is worth a look @lorddrayson and @kellyMP
My God, step back in socialist BIG time!. What communist base politics was re-introduced in Brown’s propaganda event today, (Sunday 6th June), in East Ham:
Call it just a Labour ‘love in’ if you like, but in reality it goes back direct to the ‘caveman’ politics of Eastern Europe in the late 70′s:
What a reminder of Warsaw in the late 70s where I lived doing a discreet job paid for by our Labour Government of the day:
Edward Girek (Polish leader – First Secretary of the socialist party at the time – used to have such identical ‘love ins’).
It was hard to understand as a bystander what was happening as, like today, the leader was so well received.
Girek asked people (aparachiks) at one of the meetings: Will you help me (pomozecie?)? People repled with eagerness “Yes, we will help you’” (pomozemy). Blah, blah! lick Brown nose questions followed etc!!
Who where these idiotic people then? Who where these people today, (praising Gord – in idential terms to the Girek era attendees)?
Unbelievable – Gord is raising dinasoar standards long buried by reality with the fall of the berlin wall!
I remember laughing at Gierek promising more openness to the West at that time – as well as internal reforms. He was alluring people with hopes for a better standard of living, Gierek launched a program to modernize Poland´s outdated industry, (as opposed to Gord’s socialist agenda to go back to the 70s), Giereck was encouraging foreign investment and taking multibillion dollar credits from the West.
Much of the money borrowed by that Gierek government was wasted on ill-considered industrial projects, and contributed to a billions of debt, (small beer in todays terms – but equates in the modern world to Brown’s current legacy to the British people), Gierek’s bill was still being repaid a generation after the end of Communist rule.
I have complained to the BBC. Asked when the other major parties would have equal uninterrupted and uncritical airtime. Noted audience consisted solely of supporters and flatterers with no cross party or critical questions allowed in the hall.
Also said this clearly showed BBC Labour bias and was an abuse of license payers money.
The BBC is so on the ball and so streamlined to cope with the comments it invites – they indicate that they may respond to my comments in 10 days.
Obviously I dare not hold my breath.
The luvvies at the beeb are beginning to panic. Years of overpaid, underworked nonjobs about to come under scrutiny when the Tories get in.
Theyre still miffed about being move to Salford.
Yes, it might mean them mixing with real working class people…can’t have that can we…
Lancashire la la la.
Wouldn’t you be – with a ginger-topped Chipmunk riding around the run-down council estate that Salford is, grinning like a mad thing.
They’re still milfed at having to move to Safford.
And because of the complaints today, they won’t do any more PPB’s of this type; a stitch up
Fingernails was ‘on message’ on the news. Sneering at the Labour rebels.God,I’d like to punch his lights out.He is such an odious,nasty, little man. Looking forward to Dumbleby later on. Somebody posted earlier on about bogbrush,hairbrush or some kind of brush.Neil is a shadow of his former self.He might be an experienced journalist and once-famous for his ‘Insight’ team in the Sunday Times but he has lost it recently.When he has such dross as Jamelia and June Sarpong on his This Week show you know all is lost….(About as bad as Dumbleby and Fiona Phillips).He does give Nu-Liebor an easy time.Especially that champion of immigrants and single mothers Diane Abbott.
Not to forget the huge-chinned and blatantly pro-Labour Anand who now sits beside him spewing national socialist propaganda.
If there is someone i fucking hate in the media it is Anand.
A smug,self satisfied ZanuLab apparatchik.
Needs shagging up the arse hard!!
I’m going to cancel my licence fee direct debit tomorrow because of this. The bastards can take me to court and I’ll stand up and tell them why I refuse to pay it. I’m not going to be taxed to pay for Brown’s party political propaganda shite.
They cant take you to court if you dont watch TV.Ive not paid for years.
There is too many of us standing together against the evil Zionist BBC and their fiat Zionist tax.
We must stand together and not pay this unlawful tax!!! Islamic and non-Islamic brothers we must unite and we will surely win god willing.
What and miss Graham Nortons new wacky show?
You’re taking the piss, aren’t you Mohammed. I think you are really Nick Griffin.
It was on both Sky and Pravda, I got a flavour of what life in North Korea may be like.
Just wait until we’re all chipped.David Icke speaks more sense than this weirdo.
At least Sky took the piss a bit.
It was pure Commie propaganda.
Creepy.
” I’m behind you”
Christ Bryant “supporting” Brown just on C4 – till a more credible puppet is installed. Why Christ ‘flipped’ his second home: (that’s alright then) – IS THERE NOTHING THESE WEAZLES WON’T DO FOR MONEY???:
Gay MP Chris Bryant forced to move house after homophobic attacks
By Staff Writer, PinkNews.co.uk • May 18, 2009 – 11:50
Chris Bryant, the openly gay Labour MP for Rhondda, has said the reason he ‘flipped’ his second home was to escape homophobic thugs who daubed lewd messages on his main constituency property.
The Deputy Leader of the House of Commons, told Walesonline.com that this caused him to switch his second home twice in two years and claiming a total of £92,415 in second home expenses since 2004.
According to figures revealed by the Daily Telegraph yesterday, he claimed £13,000 for renovations, repairs and appliances in 2004, although he tried to claim £58,000.
In 2005, he flipped his expenses to his West London flat, which he bought for £400,000 in April 2002, claiming £630 a month for mortgage interest and bills.
He sold the flat 15 months later for a £77,000 profit and bought another property for £670,000, immediately flipping his expenses to that property.
Mr Bryant said he had taken police advice and moved house to ensure his safety after the attacks on his Stanleytown property.
snip
rest at
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-12482.html
ha ha – Freudian typo there – Chris Bryant = Christ!!
I must try harder.
I must try harder.
I must….
And why are you reading Pink News?
It’s called the Internet Beast – you put someone’s name in and it gives you the dirt…..I hadn’t realised Bryant had had his fingers in the till as well….I was actually looking for the underpant story as Jan points out below!!
Tra laa – aw, don’t you just miss the old days….
Bryan Christ – always look on the bright side of life!
With any luck, then, he will be sitting on a huge capital loss – hope it was a 100% mortgage he took out @ £670,000 in 2006.
Still, not bad for a former vicar.
‘Daubed lewd messages’…er wasn’t this the nasty little bloke who posed in his grubby little underpants on some web page??? I would imagine he would love to have lewd messages. He looks like e real loser.
“But I’m the only Gay in the Village!”
Dead man walking…
Love the way – in the clip posted by guido – that the sky broadcast suddenly ends. I do hope it was a sky engineer sat in their truck who had to unplug so he could go outside and vomit.
No such luck with the Beeb, of course, their staff would have been crowding around monitors soaking up eveyr work the great leader Brown ll-sung said. Oh, mighty leader, thank you for bestowing upon us your wisdom!
I’m proud of you lot, I didn’t last two minutes, no way was I wasting precious life seconds watching that turgid USSR inspired filth.
Switched over and watched a BW war movie instead.
1 hour 10 mins till the European results, I’m getting the drinks and balloons ready.
can anyone access iain dales talkradio—cant get it
finaly working
Apparently the way the Euro election results gets presented MPs can figure out how it relates to their seat.
Let’s see how the people in Gordon’s Scottish seat vote.
If they effectively vote him out then he looses any authority that he has left.
flipped him home because of homophobic attacks
TWICE
hes very unlucky–but lucky he made a profit both times
Can’t he share Mandy’s Regents Park palace – I’ve heard that Mandy likes a bit of rent…..
sound a bit queer to me.
Chr*st on a bike.
Sky News at 7:00 just opened with ‘Gordon comes back fighting’, Dermot Murnaghan smiled when He said it.
Were they watching something else?
….
Ah, Chap with the white hair came on and said ‘It was acting, it wasn’t real … it reminded me of one of those Christian Revivalist meetings’
Nice blog Guido, shame that most of the people who comment let you down so badly.
Attacking Mandelson for being gay, Gordons ‘bum boys’? Such ignorant, bigoted views that belong in the gutter and certainly have no place in any meaningful political debate.
What was that Churchill said about ‘the best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter?’ Spend five minutes reading the responses to your blogs and that statement becomes rather prophetic.
Churchill said “No ones sticking a dick up my arse”
Fuck off bumboy…its not a debate forum
Gays are a sin against Allah, are you racist??
Allah Ackbar
Are you the wine waiter at The Gay Hussar?
No you must be mistaken for I am the esteemed emir of the ‘Flying Carpet Takeaway’
I thought you preferred Greek
Let’s all turn ‘gay’ and then the human race would disappear completely, which is apparently what you people want. You’re doing your best to destroy it anyway.
Piss off back to the Big Brother forum you idiotic twat.
You’r are quite right! Some are using this blog for verbal masturbation rather than political discussion.
Whats it like being fisted and rimmed?What does cottaging mean.
“most of the people” is a generalisation and you run the risk of being as bad as the people you criticise in stereotyping those who post comments here. But of course we understand when it comes to your type (leftists) that there is one rule for you and another for everyone else.
Most of the animosity towards your kind (gays) is driven by Labour’s legislative programme to criminalise free speech and freedom of conscience. Since Labour started meddling with traditional British notions of tolerance and goodwill, racial and other tensions have increased.
It is now a crime to incite hatred against and discriminate against gays, once considered a vile and unnatural practice and even a crime, but Labour see no hypocrisy in discriminating against and incited hatred against other minority sexualities, such as the bdsm community. The same people who fought for gay rights now seek to criminalise and take away the rights of others just for their sexual expression, even when expressed in private between fully consenting adults. The hypocrisy and double standards are nauseating.
You’ve raised yourselves from victim status but put others there. That is not very enlightened, tolerant or fair.
Let Mandelson stand for election and see whether the public want him. Until then I don’t want him lording over us and will call him whatever names I want to express my utter contempt for the little faggot.
Two words: Denis Neilson.
Kiss my timepiece you loathsome oik!
yeah–but blaming if true homophobics attacks for flipping home twice is a disgrace againt gays
I have complained to Sky and the Beeb.
The woman who took my complaint at the Beeb didn’t even need me to tell her much about what I was talking about – she’d clearly had a flood of calls.
As I said to the Beeb earlier – you can show what you want if you’re independent.
But your charter says that you may not broadcast partisan rubbish at the expense of my License Fee . And as a License Payer your partiality towards this particularly venal Labour Party offends me!!!!
My view is that the Labour Party should be asked to cover the cost of today’s blatant party political broadcast and that the Conservative and Liberal Democrat Parties should be offered a free Political Party Broadcast each, within the next week or two, by way of apology for this absolute BBC betrayal of trust to it’s License payers!!!!!!!
Good one nell. More or less what I said (but used their 5-step form)
This is the first Thats News look at what is happening in the European Elections…
I don’t think labour have tumbled to the fact that it doesn’t matter what any of them say; nobody’s listening to any of them because everyone knows they’re all just liars spouting the same meaningless shite, especially brown.
I don’t understand what they think the point of these photo-ops is; they’re not going to get any votes from it, they might as well just stay at home and have a nice cup of tea, at least that way it means less people will be kicking their tv screens to pieces in frustration.
Personally I can’t watch/listen-to Brown/labour for more than about 5 seconds now; any more than that and I’d get a stroke or heart attack as my anger against the labour machine and its members goes through the roof.
Same goes for listening to the BBC; if I do so for more than a few seconds I’d boot my tv in.
Robinson:
“Five reasons why Brown is smiling
…What a difference a weekend makes.
…looked relaxed, happy (well, almost) and confident
…no plan to unveil a list of backbenchers calling for him”
wanker
But surely this is what we want to hear ??
Tories continue to have Gordon in place as their opponent ?
I guess so, but in a different way. What I want to hear is this:
Euro election results give labour 2% of the vote and they come 8th. An increasingly unsettled electorate force an immediate general election (no time allowed for leader-change; imminent election within days to avoid public unrest)
Then, an anti-labour landslide (don’t care who wins, as long as labour get virtually all their MPs kicked out).
Then, Brown jumps off the dover cliffs onto a bunch of rusty razor blades covered in sea salt, followed by the rest of the labour scum who’ve destroyed the country.
Robinson:
“Five reasons why Brown is smiling”
He’s promised him 5 blow jobs
hes still got five fingers …not chewed to the knuckle …Rosy Palms is a busy girl
Perhaps they do it to boost the economy? All thos kicked-in TV sets will need replacing after all.
Whoops. I meant ‘those’ of course. Typed too fast because so impressed at my own amazing wit!
You’re the only one who is, retard.
Oy. Rory, you’ve bombed. Watching the real thing unfold is more entertaining
Guido, it appears Al JaBeeb have seriously miscalculated, again, and the window lickers appear to have access to the internet, probably using some misguided labour trolls network of computers to target your comments section
Bastards
Daily Politics live chat on the Eiro elections results starting shortly: Live Chat.
Stanislav has A Poem for D Day
I’ve been thinking about Stan of late – he would have enjoyed all this…..thanks Swiss Bob and what a feckin good pome lolol!
Don’t you mean Biro elections?
I vote for blue medium nib.
Speaking of entertaining.
On the night that The Apprentice will draw millions of the public who like the show (unlike MP’s who they despise) and as this squalid Government is falling to pieces Minister by Minister, MP by MP, The Tories take to the airwaves to call for… the Apprentice to be stopped because of Sugar’s involvement in it and as enterprise tsar.
Finger on the pulse as usual Dave. Superb timing.
No wonder this hopeless, useless, smearing shambles of a Government can continue blithely on with such world class idiots as an opposition limping feebly along beside it.
The Gauleiter of Gorblimey?
He’s already signed up for another series – I think they mean that one
The Apprentice is total crap LCD television. (Lowest Common Denominator)
So is Countdown. Vorderman of the Tory math “taskforce”
And you could hardly get lower common denominator than prominent Conservative supporter Sir Timothy Rice’s excerable “musicals”.
You miss the point entirely.
It’s about timing and priorities and pissing off voters (whatever their viewing tastes) at a time when Politicians are considered scum.
1/ Countdown’s not a bad little show (and I hate TV)
2/ Carol Vorderman hasn’t been on it for ages.
I hope to god this little blog site is straight because its the only thing that appears to be free speech in uk.
giudos married , but he is very liberal , so you never know …..
straight in the sense of true , not bloody any other sense.
Hmm. News 24
Dimblebore (leftist)
Ed Miliband (Labour)
Toenails (leftist)
Ming Campbell (left)
Tory…….. None present.
So a balanced list then.
Even better to watch the lefty scum’s faces as they crash and burn.
What odds on a diversion story soon? Terrorist attack maybe.This freak will try anything to hang in there,fucking klingon.
Absolutely. MI5 must be on overtime, trying to cobble up something. They’ll comply – they didn’t squeak over the fake Iraq dossier, remember, and senior officers who squeal know they’ll kiss their K goodbye.
NuLab corruption spreads everywhere.
haha….what a set of ignorant, hateful twats!
Hope you all caught the Conservative broadcast – Bremner, Bird and Fortune – on Channel 4 at 7.00 p.m. Brill
don’t be a tosser Grandma
Master, I’m a grumpy old lady so don’t mess with me.
Toilets on Sky:
” Labour’s in fr a pasting and in many ways they deserve it for the way they’ve behaved over the last WEEK….”
A week is a long twelve years in politics.
Bremner is as left-leaning as they come. Just shows that even people of his political beliefs see Gordon as an incompetent lunatic.
EU Election results from 22.00 tonight.
Prediction: Conservatives romp home with UKIP close behind. BNP gets a couple of seats & Labour last.
The BBC says “The Prime Minister fights on & the Conservatives must be disappointed with result”
ho ho …Zanu may even be 5th or 6th in the south east according to nick robinson , now on News 24 …..
The woman from Oxford Uni also said the centre left were loosing all across Europe.
Their game has been rumbled.
Happy days….
Yeah Hopefully.Or are we being manipulated
Cancel our TV licences for a month.You wont miss anything unless you like Graham Norton.
The King is dead, long live the King. Even the hearts of stone wheedling their way around the unelected PM in order to advance themselves will be shamed into removing him after the pathetic sight of his broken self in France this weekend, imo. His successor of any political colour had best contemplate the following comment posted on the web, and no, I don’t know this person, but I do think he expresses the deeper radicalism to come:-
“Lets get rid of this “unelected” nonsense.
Major ran the government from about 1986 until he was “elected” in 1992.
Callaghan never was elected.
Douglas Home neither.
Nor Anthony Eden.
Nor Churchill during WWII
Michael Moore, Stockport, England”
Guido,
The fuse has been lit, although it will not necessarily serve any conventional conspiracy. NuLiebor, The Cons, the LapDumbs…all poisoned by their own hand. Just a thought…
So which election did Thatcher win in 1987 then?
You think the figure head runs the government? Aw, bless.
You think Major ever ran the Government?
Aw, bless.
eastie,
You miss the big picture: the electorate distrust Parliament, and care nothing for the names. They want representative government, not the old boys’ network, and their female counterparts. Representative government. Reflect on that.
While MPs claim more expenses than the average UK salary, the voters are becoming increasingly rebellious, radical, questioning the established order of politics as usual.
There ends your lesson in realpolitik, boy. Be grateful for the lesson.
Arrogant twat. When you are caught making a factual error, you patronise the person who pointed it out. You have more in common with ZaNuLab than you might like to think.
“Peter is involved getting banks lending to businesses and we’re having some success”…. “making sure people with mortgages are not repossessed and we’re having some success”…. “we’re helping the car industry where we can”…”We’ve decided to increase apprenticeships”….
Right then, at this weeks PMQs, Cameron or Clegg needs to buttonhole him and ask just how many of each has been achieved. Just like Hague did with Harriet Harman at the “deputy PMQs” a couple of months back.
I bet the figures are piss poor.
there will be no figures!
Most probably, but after promoting the fact they are having some success, if when asked he doesn’t define what “some” actually is, he’ll look a twat.
Yes! Fucking yes!
Success is 2 families being saved from repossession and about 77 receiving advice. LOL
Increasing lending will just make house less affordable.
1000th?
OT: Pakistan 81/3 after 11.4 overs chasing 186 in the Twenty20.
Anyone else think its strange that the BBC do a “live text commentary” basically some bloke in London watching Sky and text commenting on their commentary and we pay for that. They do it for F1 (ok that’s now on the beeb) but also football, rugby, tennis, etc.
They’ve run out of ways to spend our money.
And cricinfo is better.
I am democracy’s twitching corpse.
Nick Robinson is hearing Labour could be 5th or 6th in Eastern England. Uber meltdown could be just a few hours away.
Yes, but BBC already saying this is a record low turnout!
I’m in Suffolk. Not in my Polling station it wasn’t — the ladies said that it was the busiest they’d ever seen it.
My county has only 2 Labour county councillors remaining. There is a good chance we will lose all Labour MPs in the GE. It’s glorious.
Yes. Toenails looked ‘rather surprised’…
Labour may be 3rd in Wales according to Plaid Cymru & Tories.
(Labour have never been anything other than 1st in Wales since 1917).
Put the champagne on ice….
bugger that ..I’m drinking hard now …. rejoice rejoice
Allllllllrightttt allllllllrirghtttt
Did he pay respect to Moore, Hurst and Peters, whilst there?
The Huhne will get my vote if he acknowledges how West Ham won the world cup in ’66.
Nah just some no-mark who’s won nothing called Beckham.
All this hoon stuff is crap. If we sign up to EU we are lost. God sakes.
Just heard the cheering for Blair from the Rentacrowd. Didn’t quite get the location, was it London or China? Do these people think we are all bloody idiots, boo’s in France but cheers and ra ra’s in London. Get real and don’t keep insulting our intellegence. I am so sick of labour, they really must go and sooner rather than later.
Just saw that too! LOL – All six, may be seven on them!
No my friend…the later the better, that way the more the peoples eyes are opened to tha sham that is “socialism”
I used to live in that shathole called Newham. They’d elect a turd in Newham if it wore a Labour rosette…oh I see they already did.
As a right winger it always made me smile seeing the crudhole newham was and yet still they thought Labour was fantastic.
Glad I moved somewhere that my vote will actually helped elect someone.
This posting has made me really think about the BBC – in digging around on the web I have just found a chap called Vernon Coleman – sorry don’t know anything about him except that he seems to be something of a writer and broadcaster. But his angry views on the BBC mirror mine especially after this afternoon’s ‘labour political party broadcast’ charade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He says ” The BBC is very biased and takes an unusually partisan line on the EU. It does not reflect the diversity of opinion in the UK.
Their in-house culture is terribly biased towards Labour. Any honest broadcaster would have left the BBC in disgust , years ago.
Most BBC staff are recruited through adverts in exclusively left-wing , pro-labour newspapers such as the Guardian and the BBC grows and grooms its own managers instead of recruiting from outside.
There are uncomfortable and unacceptable links between BBC staff and the Labour Party”
And all of this on our License fee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the BBC’s distorted and censored coverage of D-Day yesterday and now this shameful broadcasting of this Labour Party charade today is a defining moment for the BBC.
I really think that the Conservative Government that will come into power very soon will have to examine the BBC’s role in exactly the same way that MP’s and Ministers are now being examined.
BBC – your day is coming – and I’m going to lobby for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nell.
You’re not allowed to run blacklists I think, but there’s tons of stuff you’re not allowed to do. I very much hope that somebody has compiled – shall we call it a ‘document for circulation’, and that it lists BBC collaborators and that for completely unrelated reasons, they encounter difficulties in securing employment.
we shall not forget them
The BBC are a self-selecting group. At the interviews it will come out in style and langusage if you are ‘one of them’ or not – so over time they have become a like-minded group.
They don’t even realise – they genuinely believe they are a diverse and well-meaning group.
‘They don’t even realise it.’
Of course they do. One thing they are not is stupid. They are signed up members of the project. Ever since Kelly.
The BBC know exactly what it is doing and what it is doing it for.
No I think the Doc is right. They don’t even realise they represent one strand of opinion – they think the minor differences between them represent the shades of mainstream thinking, and that anybody outside their narrow zone is either completely uneducated or evil, so either needs Mao style re-education or locking up.
Yes, Augeas – I think that’s the case. The conspiracy that Twizzle refers to exists, but it is implicit, rather than explicit.
But the mechanism doesn’t really matter, I think we agree that the outcome is problem and must be fixed by the next Conservative government.
I used to think that the BBC was a worthwhile organisation and that its independance was sacresanct.
Their actions over the last 10 years at least has proved otherwise. I now want to see them broken up completely.
The Tories will not break them up, they will be too frightened of the backlash in the – yes, you’ve guessed it – liberal/left media.
Until the BBC is broken up, there will always be a clash with truth and no right of centre Government will survive for long.
It’s a festering pit and needs a really good clean out to get rid of the left wing cockroaches that pretend to be independant.
Disagree. If the Tories get in with 100+ majority they can do what they like. I’d break up the BBC and stop the licence fee.
Then ot REALLY piss off beeboids, I’d round up all the drug dealers in Islington and knock down the mens toilets on Hampstead Heath.
Sorry?? What have I done??!! Please explain??
Are you suggestng that the BBC/Labour Cabals are running blacklists in order to stifle democratic debate? Because if you are then I think it needs to be said.
I may only be a retired person annoyed that my License Fee is being mis-used and abused and Ihope the BBC is reading this post – because I think there might be rather a lot of us, disaffected retired folks, out here.
That’s what I’m thinking Nell. Biased, unprofessional and in breach of their charter. I don’t think those who are involved should delude themselves that there will be a second chance
Sorry – forgot. You haven’t done anything. I should have written ” One is not allowed to…etc”. My fault entirely. Sorry to alarm.
And not only the biased thing, you’ve only got to look at a few of the BBC programmes made even 15 years ago to realise that they have completely dropped anything that might stimulate the brain cells.
There is NOTHING and has been nothing on which compares with even the most lowly populist sit com of the late ’70s or early ’80s. As for what they’ve done to Gardeners’ World with Toby Buck-all ruining a perfectly good Brummie rugger pitch…
Don’t you think that the Labour Party with Mr Bean/Stalin at West Ham was counter-productive? Would the average floating voter watch more than 5 minutes of it? I don’t think so!
my thoughts exactly, DC needs to break up the BBC in the name of independent journalism. All media outlets have a political slant, that’s true, but you have a choice of taking or leaving and paying as you do. With the BBC, it’s blatantly left leaning and we have no choice – pay up or go to court. If ITN was this biased, then revenue from advertisers would fall and they would sort their act out. The BBC couldn’t care what the people who pay think.
whilst we’re on the subject, DC should force all government departments to advertise jobs on line, why the hell should the taxpayer keep the Guardian trading? it would be bust without that money……..hopefully.
Election update part 2
just mailed this to BBC complaints;
The broadcast of Browns speech in West Ham, after Labour moved the start time to stop the general public attending, was a party political broadcast. This was a blatant partisan act on behalf of the BBC. This can only be redressed by granting a similar amount of time to the other party leaders to answer planted / loaded questions from their supporters. Do you intend to do this?
Won’t be holding my breath!
It was the most disgusting piece of propaganda I’ve ever seen on British TV. Outrageous.
It may have been meant as propaganda, but everyone I have spoken to who has seen it thought it was the most godawful Soviet-Maoist style piece of fakery they had ever seen. If anything it will have lost them another couple of hundred thousand votes.
Look. I’m sorry but we need a root and branch examination of the BBC – Why? WHY?? are we being forced to pay a License Fee for a Corporation that is shamelessly pushing this venal labour Party down our throats??!!!!
What happened to their claims of impartiality.
Labour has taken over the BBC. It has clearly used it as a propaganda tool this afternoon. The BBC should be utterly ashamed by its censored and distorted coverage of events this weekend.
You and I are paying for these ‘labour party political broadcasts’ with our License Fees. I am so angry.!!!!
Don’t be sorry. This propoganda is outrageous.
We are paying their costs – under penalty of the law, and have no say in the broadcasting matter involved.
Despicable, but there again – this is Labour’s finest hour. Their crowning achievement to propogandise on BBC while the economy crashes, the veterans boo, the population are furious, the PM is despised, the cabinet is nearly completely unelected, and we’re reminded that this is democracy – we can vote these sh*ts out.
When? It’s not at our behest! When do I get to put an X on a voting card with G. Brown’s name on it? Sorry – wrong constituency – This, whatever it is – is not democracy!
It was crap and boring. Don’t think it would inspire a floating voter.
Not really the point Grandma B, the point is that you had no choice but to pay for it. Of course GB messed it up, he messes everything up
Missed a word there – Fortuneately!
Agreed – that’s not the point. We shouldn’t suffer biased programming, that’s what the independent channels are for!
Brown is on a yellow card, the oaf is bound to get himself sent off in the next few months, just keep pulling his shirt
Told you so..
The other good news tonight is that England are putting Pakistan to the sword!
The snotgobbler must be next surely…
YOU WESTERN INFIDELS WITH YOUR SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!
Keyboard!! Left hand Side!! Third Key from the bottom!!!
Shouting is uncivilised!!!!
So is Islam.
Christianity and Islam are compatible.
The only thing that is not compatible is religious extremism’
How come less than 30 minutes into the vote count Oily Vaz, Lord of the Slimy Silk Cushions, is able to predict “overwhelming” support for Gordon Brown in Leicester?
Postal votes maybe?
Also, since 8 o’clock BBC News 24 seem only to be interviewing Labour mouthpieces. Three or four blah-blahing the scripted nonsense so far with not a sign of any other parties.
Vaz should know – he posted them
sweatshop in dehli has just gone into 1 INR per24hr overtime them rubber stamps are melting from da heat
We have been promised the Islamic Republic Of Britian if we vote for the godless heathens Labour.
Allah Ackbar.
As i posted about 4 lefties and no one from the right is balance at the BBC.
Vaz will have control of the postal vote!!!
wouldn’t count on it, slime-ball Vaz. In Leics county only 4/55 county councillors are Labour, and Coalville went to BNP.
Both Vaz and Gordon loathed in Leicester by large numbers of voters. He is only supported by a few that he has helped for passports.
He is worried here, Labour are supporting a very corrupt application for an ECO town, deeply unpopular locally and some of this is rubbing off on him. Can’t wait to see him get a kicking.
I think that comparing the sliding share of the Labour vote in the rest of the country Mr Vaz has done himself a little too well… questions need to be asked here.
Brown was boasting about Labour saving lives this afternoon
how about MRSA?
How about our Brave Troops in Irag and Afghanistan without decent equipment???!!!!!!
After a couple of minuets of this patronising shite I was reaching for the sick bag
William Hill is offering no more than 9/4 that Brown will be out of office in seven days or less. It’s 6/4 for him to be gone by the time of the next election.
FFS What cowards we are. We need a leader.. Whole of England hates whats happening. I’m a woman is there a man out there.
We do not need a ‘leader’ we need to be left alone. That is the British way of things. Government too big. State too involved. Liberty and freedom on the wane.
The few times we have needed a leader they have got there almost by a kind of natural selection. Strife dealt with weak pretenders until proper leadership was all that was left. Blair/Brown were picked by default but deluded themselves into thinking we really wanted them when we just didn’t want Conservatives. Blair realised this and eventually buggered of. Brown hasn’t and won’t.
Will Dave make the same mistake?
I don’t think so… with every speech Cameron’s working his way slowly through The Plan which is, I believe, the new Tory manifesto.
Labour can call them the ‘do nothing’ party and the Tories will shrug and say that is the point — governments who try to do everything end up doing everything badly. I want the role of government “confined to ensuring the rule of law prevails, property protected and our national territory is not invaded” and that is it. Everything else can be done locally.
I was reading about a Californian fisheries experiment, where they have actually managed to increase their fish stocks and their fishing industry is on the upturn. They didn’t do this because Washington ‘decreed’ they did this or that or spent millions on research and then handed down legislation or quotas, they used the local knowledge of the fishermen themselves, who voluntarily agreed to leave some areas a no-catch zone, abolished nets and catch everything with hook and line. It’s worked.
The EU wide election result (broken down be trans-party group) comes in front of UK results on the BBC website. Of course, that’s obviously what the public cares about more.
Toilets on Sky – I think I’d like to hit him in the face with a wet packet of sh1t.
Election Special 3
Nick Robinson: Rumours have it that in Cornwall Labour may have come FIFTH OR SIXTH, below even the Cornish Independence party….
Lord Sutch has missed his moment ….a great pity
Lord Sutch, God Rest his Memory – succeeded in the Cambridgeshire CC (St Ives I think it was) Election Results on Thursday ahead of Labour. !!!!!
I have to sign onto the jobcentre tommorow, if they even let me sign on cause my college just dropped our couse due to funding, thanks alot Labour.
What’s that thing that Vine’s fiddling about with, crying out loud.
Mandelson?
Well – neither make any sense, so maybe so.
Bugger!
Poor mad Gordon has long passed the tipping point into insanity.
His speeches and press conferences are chaotic and wildly disjointed series of platitudes and clichés.
His shills are presently setting themselves to look to have bad judgment.
The given line is “Gordon is the one true savior” “Alan Johnson can’t save the world”. I bet they change their tune
Don’t forget the BBC deliberately MOVED the final of the Apprentice to tonight so as to both divert attention away from McShit’s back night and to promote Alan Sugar.
The BBC is a total fucking disgrace.
Yes so come on . How do we counter BBC and Labour. This is really terrible. I am just an ordinary person. Age 54 . Tell me what to do and I’ll do it.
Yes Hermine I’m with you there!!! But I suspect that we are going to have to lobby especially in respect of the BBC , to get rid of the License Fee.
This can only happen once the Conservatives are in power.
Hopefully the Conservatives will do a root and branch examination and reform of the BBC’s funding and blatantly biased broadcasting in favour of this poisonous Labour Party. which has brought us down, in international esteem, to below rock bottom!!!!!!!!!!!
Tackle the license fee and make them go subscription.
Votes UP in Telford and Wrekin, Shropshire
please let it happen, please, please, let it happen.
WOW! Hot sexy blonde on BBC News 24. Must be the only non lesbian at the BBC.
a dutch horse
How do you ride a Dutch horse?
Browns Britain…. Police protecting the BXP
Because the BNP are a political party that have been elected. Just like Huhnez like Sinn Fein get protected. Perhaps if tools like YOU actually tried to counter the BNP by listening to people’s concerns about Islam and immigration the BNP wouldn’t get any traction.
What???
You don’t want the BBC to protect a legal political party?
Those “anti-Fascists” should break their mirrors as they are looking at fascists when they look in the mirror.
Labour are already trying that most pathetic of gambits on tonights interviews.
Pretending they can’t hear the interviewer and they have “technical” problems when the interviewer gives them a Question they don’t want to answer.
Watch out for more of this blatant cowardly shitty behaviour as the night goes on. Someone should make a tape of every instance for us to laugh at their cowardly behaviour.
Not sure this was anything to get het up about. This being a fairly sunny Sunday afternoon (where I am), most of us proles doing our usual thing: DIY, kids, shopping, anything, in fact, except give the remotest fuck about this whole caper.
I see the Beeb can always be relied on for the requisite NuLabia arse-licking though, they’re good at that.
A record LOW turnout at the EU polls. Stand by then for Labour spin along the lines of ‘our supporters stayed at home so this does not represent true feelings’ etc etc etc
26% turnout in Stoke, the craphole where I grew up. It worries me that so many people don’t give a shit about all this. Being on here you get the sense that the whole country must be up in arms, but the reality is they ain’t, and that’s the most depressing thing of all.
BBC reporting labour down to SIXTH, yes thats SIXTH place in cornwall and east anglia.
Get yer tits out Harman!
Make it worth my while watching this nonsense.
I am NOT female window dressing !!
Too true – are you even female?
how come harperson is sitting next to Dimbleby – surely that whole table should be non politico?
Blonder fairly average (altho’ more attractive than M Beckett!)
So Labour are saying Brown will go if they fall below UKIP
They must be extremely optimistic about the vote to make those kinds of claims, so I hope it’s their pollsters that are wrong
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BBC Europe editor Mark Mardell blogs: There are rumours sweeping the parliament – and I stress only rumours at this stage – that the eurosceptic UK Independence Party (UKIP) has done stunningly well. One suggestion is that they have come second, with 18 seats. If true, UKIP leader Nigel Farage will have a very big smile on his face tonight.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8085850.stm
Bybye Brown
If true can we expect those Conservatives who voted UKIP to be rewarded with a more realistic and comperehensible Policy from Cameron ?
Or will he still try and dismiss any Eurosceptics as mere “malcontents” ?
I can’t help feeling that the whole performance in West Ham was actually a psychotherapy session requested by Mandy for Brown’s benefit.
I think he was so down, having been booed in France etc., that he needed something televised where everything went right – no Fraser Nelson asking awkward questions, no Gurkhas to face down. He’ll replay the video time and time again, calling it his finest hour.
Time for his Ritalin, nurse…
It’s certainly worth thinking about it. The replay might help Gordo to get off to sleep tonight.
I got that impression too. Somewhere safe and away from all those nasty people asking stupid questions. Occupational therapy.
They used to do this for the Tsar. Take him to a happy village full of loyal, contented peasants – worked out well for him in the long run, didn’t it?
Using that analogy, Mandelssohn is Rasputin.
Oh what a wonderful thought.
If Brown were to suffer the fate of the last Tsar.
Then what lies in store for this latterday Rasputin.
The fool probably forgot to tape it.
New Labour’s media enablers recited the phrase “Prudent Chancellor” so often during the 10 Years of Misrule that millions came to believe it.
Now the fate of the nation is in the hands of a broken cyclops lead around by the nose by Mandelson, a man known to all to be corrupt and self-seeking to the bottom of his soul.
If the going gets too tough for Gordon, if the palpitations give rise to blue lips as his fat-laden heart bursts assunder, then Prince Mandelson will ascend to the throne.
Gordon Brown must be a frightened man, realizing that his life is all that now stands between Mandelson and his Presidency.
Fiscal prudence;no booms no busts;stability;best Chancellor for 27 centuries;more doctors,more nurses,more teachers,more hospitals,more schools;hard-working families;British jobs for British workers;Weapons of Mass Destruction;crime’s coming down;lowest unemployment for a millennium;make Poverty History;things can only get better; lowest inflation since the dinosaurs appeared on the planet.
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You’re under!
FFS .Fawkes… start a new thread …long loading
Anybody know where I can get decent coverage?
It’s either toenails or toilets on television and I hate both.
Ta.
er i may be wrong but Mandelson, having got his ‘Lord’ status, can therefore not be Prime Minister, or am I in a parallel universe?
We all are …Its a matrix of gordos synapses , bit I don’t think that cam is the new neo …
but I’m still going to take the blue pill
Is mandy …Mr smith ?
i know kung fu!
The last one was The Marquess of Salisbury until 1902 (according to wikipedia).
Would need to research it, but I don’t believe there is a legal bar to this – only a convention in recent years that the PM must come from the Commons.
Peerage Act 1963 allows Lords to renounce their peerages.
By convention, the PM should come from the House of Commons. However, HMQ can appoint who she wants if they command the confidence of the majority of the Commons. (see Sir Alec Douglas-Home).
Election Special 4.
OK
This little blog is the only tiny window for ordinary people to comment.
If we join EU we are F**ked.
Ordinary people are against corrupt EU/Blair/Brown goings on..
I have read that Guido is MI5. Well I bl88dy hope he is. If not MI5 get off your Ar**e. Sort this.
Are the Irish allowed to join MI5?
Of course they are….!!
WE need a grassy knoll moment ………if MI5 really care for this county ….?
there is a deed that needs to be done
it mattered to the CIA didn’t it !
What is Guido Irish,? Sorry, Just a desperate uninformed member of public
http://order-order.com/2006/02/14/so-there-was-englishman-irishmanand-id/
Ask Martin McGuinness
“If we join EU we are F**ked.”
We’ve been in it since 1973 when it was known as the European Economic Community. The European Commissars are in charge and the European Parliament is nought but a moth eaten curtain of pretend democracy.
Well lets get out of it now we are aware and lets get shot off the bbc comentators.
harman is playing the low turnout line
They haven’t switched; they’re protestng, dontcha know.
Labourlist predicting records gains…
Everything’s fine in LaLa land.
Full Manchester Results:
Labour 27,502 (31%)
Lib Dem 16,424
Green 12,225
Tory 11,896
Blackburn with Darwen result:
Labour 26.6%
Conservative 24.4%
Lib Dems 12.7%
UKIP 12.1%
Full results for Burnley:
Liberal Democrat 5,422
Labour 4,246
Conservative 4,058
UKIP 3,536
Labour was beaten into fourth place by a Raving Loony in the Local Council elections the other day.
Keep up the good work Loonies.
Dismantle Hadrians wall, re-erect at Watford, over
you nobrot la la land is turning blue.Didnt you see Cameron at Preston?
Those results above are a spoof thicko.
And Labour’s vote holding up in Leicester too, according to BBC. Looks like the mosque based postal votes have been deployed.
Ed, what shall I do with the new curtains I bought for number 11 ??
I’ve already claimed for them as well.
take them round next door, it’s curtains for him
–
I thank you
pull yourself together
I’ll have them
We could hang them next door.
Albert – hang Ed and Yvette and get a free set of curtains. It’s John Lewis’ new special offer.
If I hung them next door I would have a free pair of curtains and a larger property to enjoy.
Are they Beef?
i like gold
Result in – Arthur Negus has held …..
Oh forget it, nothing happening yet.
Yeah but its not funny this is it.
Iain Dale reading out results yet nothing on the MSM?
The dismal Peter Allen and John Pienaar are letting Labour turd Chris Bryant control things on Radio 5′s election special.
BBC are like one long Labour party political broadcast.
Dingleby is an A1 arsehole.I should know ive rimmed it.
P Mandelson
One MEP each for Lib, Lab, Cons in the north east region.
Labour lost 102,000 votes from last time, a massive loss for them.
Still far too many unemployed Corrie watchers being collected from the dole office and driven to the polls for my liking.
Interesting nearly all of the ‘talking heads’ are Labour – and when Conservatives are on – you MAY go into a coalition with a Homophobic party – when Labour MEP’s are already in a coalition with a homophobic party – and that’s played down.
Message – not too bad for Labour – Conservatives are child eating homophobic paedophiles!
What happened to impartiality?
Why should I pay my BBC fee, if I’m not represented, but force-fed propoganda.
We know that labour will be trashed.How do we stop being signed up to Eu. For Gods sake all this ha ha blogging. We know Labour will be behind Libs, Loonies. What do the knowing plebs do to stop being chipped/vaccinated/taken the pi** out of ?
Actually, it looks like the Lib Dems have suffered more than Labour at present.
where are you seeing this?
Listening to Iain Dale.
http://www.playradiouk.com/playlinks/PlayTalkUK.asx
Found this quite difficult with Firefox.
Try opening this link with Internet Explorer:
http://www.playradiouk.com/V4/iplayer/talk/launchradio.php
No results?? Why so late!! guess they’re bad for Labour and they are trying to delay.
Gordon’s ‘speech’ today broadcast by the BBC as an unauthorised, partisan, Labour party political broadcast courtesy of the unwilling BBC License Payer.
“What would we think of us if ever we walked away from them at a time of need. We are sticikng with them.”
Delusional man.
If you would walk away – we would cheer.
Please don’t stick to us- it makes us feel unclean
We know your people are self-serving – only in office for what they can get out of it for themselves. The game is up.
Bring on the European Election results. Let’s hear how bad it is for Labour!!!!!!
the bastards have won a seat, lets hope it’s the only one
Labour will only get one.
Aye, it’s bin’ a tryin’ da’ ri’ enu’
But Ah’m ridy whan’iva ya wan’ me m’lud wh’iva.
An if ye like ta’ jiggle ma rope – wa’ it’s fine ba’ mae.
[Translation
After another trying day, I’m all excited and ready for your attentions, Mr Lord Whateveryouare at the moment.
And for that extra little playful movement, – just pull that rope I’m dangling on.
dimble pwnage! haha
The view coming across is that people expect the torys to be crooks; I think all politicians are.
maybe that is because the conservative party leader, david cameron is a crook:
he set out to maximise his allowances the minute he got voted in.
dave is a millionaire who claimed housing benefit.
corrupt wankers like dave and gideon make me want to throw up.
can any of you tory trolls explain why a multi multi millionaire like dave was claiming housing benefit?
did dodgy dave need that money to carry out his duty as an MP?
what a dodgy thieving c’unt innit.
not fit for office.
Ah, the random nutter is back
Well if you are going into individuals I would have to agree with you, he is one of those blokes if you met in a pub you would sus him out as a slimy bastards in about 5 seconds.
Fuck off Martha or are you Arthur, who the fuck knows….or cares?
arthur,
please disregard the insult directed at you, by me, below.
I fully retract the statement made.
Heat of battle and all that.
I trust you will forgive the error.
Regards etc.
Gerbel you are still nazi scum though.
You fascist nutter.
I had no idea that thieves were that thick.
Fugging dunce.
Well said mr Thick as Thieves.
Typing exclusively in lower case is the blogging equivalent of writing in green ink…innit?
i type in lower case cos they never explained capitals in borstal
That’s right and anyone who say otherwise is gonna get a sock full of snooker balls wrapped round their skull.
Innit!
Thick as thieves is a juvenile and does not drink in pubs.
Even if he did he would not drink with scum like you.
Go groom someone else.
Goebbels: do try to come up with some new lines, eh nazi.
You keep repeating yourself, are you retarded?
Oh and you do know that only chavs use the word random, don’t you?
DOH!
What a silly retarded nutter!
this afternoons labour life capsule press conference was like a plea for the death sentence to be commuted , i was half expecting somthing new , but no it was a socialist speech on the eve of its mass rejection .
hang onto to your hats folks , a whole new politcal landscape is emerging , serves the liberal fascist eleite right , they fed us all the rubbish .
sweden has just elected 2 meps who want free music downloads as there election manesfesto , EU wonk construct ??? It is now
‘plea for the death sentence to be commuted’ ???? no!! I don’t want it commuted!!!
I agree with everything you say Caeser’s Wife
OMG !!!! GlynisK on Sky – I feel sick. She has to be some hag that Shakespeare wrote about –
What a troughing MEP/potential Lord – so this is what Labour is about???!!!!!
Labour you have SO much to be proud of !!!!!!!!!!NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
postal votes come good in leicester for labour …innit
My thoughts exactly. That and a few thousand grateful Somalis with their newly issued British passports.
Just watching Sky news and fucking kinnock back on the screen. How the fuck is this allowed to happen. No one gives a shit and your hubby was told to fuck off years ago.
Leicester: Labour – 28% in 2004
Leicester: Labour – 37% in 2009
WTF????!!!!
Is this a postal vote scam? Call in the UN.
wheres vaz
37% uh???
yep
Luton should be interesting too
is this true?
Didn’t need to count. Just weighed the postal votes.
If ever I’ve seen electoral fraud it happened in Leicester over the last three days.
Is you making the racialist suggestion that Asians are dodgy as hell and may have rigged the votes?
I just don’t believe it.
Probably. Postal votes / community leaders = votes packaged, bought and paid for in advance. This is going to end up being really embarrassing and possibly dangerous for Labour if national trends end up being bucked in this way in such areas.
hanging chads with the queens head on it
got to stamp it out
good point, be interesting to hear them argue that Leicester, all on its own, thinks Labour are doing a good job
one to keep a close eye on for comparisons me thinks. It will stick out like a sore thumb if Labour as it looks like is now happening gets fucked everywhere else
Just wait till the General election, when Labour show as 20% behind in the polls, but win the election by 14%. That’s my boys.
Are you saying tory supporters are dozy twats.
No I’m saying ZaNulabour are thieving, lying, duplicitous cυnts.
What the bloody buggery is going on with Jeremy Vine and thos sodding graphics? What is wrong with a bar chart? Why does every new election broadcast have to have a new set of wanky graphics?
Abolish the license fee!
… and what would they spend your money on then – more diversity training?
Punch up with Kinnock now on Sky what a fucking arrogant cow she is a minister but not in the Lords but still an MEP. She says she would do nothing illegal.
The conservative guy on Sky just ripped Kinnock a new arsehole (not a pretty sight)
What a total farce this labour party is
Tune into Playtalk instead.
Class – NO EUROPEAN MINISTER
I’m tired of the analysis. I want G Broon’s & Nick Brown’s heads on pikes NOW. And sack that fuggin idiot N Robinson
She’s hanging on to her MEPship, for her juicy pension from the eu.
it’s quite off-putting to see any mans neck squeezed to Bulging point by their own shirt is it not?
Hilary’s in a muddle. I’m watching from behind the sofa. It’s excruciating.
“Gordon’s speech is literally a string of cliches we have all heard before;”
As opposed to the kind we haven’t?
Are you giving speech writing tips?
Now fuck off!
It’s back!!!!!
Oh wow! Dan Hannon!
What a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilary Benn, spitting image of his dad, unfortunately didn’t inherit his brain. Just another Labourdroid. Sad.
listening to Iain Dale. Sounds like Liebour are getting bum fucked everywhere. BBC not reporting it.
How do you know BBC arent reporting it if you’re listening to iain Dale.
“UKIP topped the poll in mandleson’s former constiuency” for example.
“Wales has conservative majority for the first time in any election. Ever”.
2 TV’s perhaps
” Labour came 6th after the cornish nationalist party “
What a pigging mess!
Kinnock says she is an MEP till July but she still insists she is the Euro Minister! So until July the UK has a minister who is not sitting in either of the houses of Parliament! And this is the women who is supposed to have been vetting the laws Europe chucks out!
This shows a total disregard for Parliament and is an insult to the British people. I am just waiting for Brown to say, “it is all within the rules”!
Labour come fifth in Banstead – hee hee…
Cornwall – Labour sixth with 8,500 votes – getting this on Aljabeeba are you?
no …. maybe after weds question time
Sky news
Glenyis Kinnock says she is Minister for Europe but still an MEP as she has not resigned but not in the Lords so maybe she isn’t minister for Europe but she is sure it will all be sorted out.
You cannot be an MEP and a government minister and should have resigned her mandate in the EU on her appointment to HM Government.
Why didn’t she????
FARCE!!!
Every time she lies she blinks, I gave up counting after 248
Yep !
Adam Boulton was forced to distance himself from a Kinnock ! Wow, must be a first.
She has also just appeared on BBC News 24 but they know better than to ask such impertinent and embarrassing questions.
A/ The pension as mentioned above
How good a representative will she be in UK ?
Well read for yourself her performance as an MEP.
More gravy, Glynis ?? Chooooooo-Choooooooooooo
http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/campaign/2009/06/new-research-best-and-worst-meps-revealed.html
Why is the BBC NOT reading out the individual area results? Because they don’t want to let the Country know just what a bunch of losers Liebour are?
You don’t need to know.
Go back to sleep.
The Today programme will explain it all to you tomorrow – everything is fine.
Gordon is good.
so beebs blonde cheeky girl is pathfinding an explanation that labour not gonna do well cuz left getting ‘yobbiked’ all over Europe?
is that right? dont think this tune will chart tho
sky is more fun tonight
BBC looking at the whole of Europe to try and hide the UK results as best they can.
does the euro right shift screw Blairs ambitions ?
Yes
Totally
But he is discredited because of the British Ponzi scheme he organised with Brown already…
SO he is out of running…
justice in brussels …. just got to laff ….now all thats needed is to nail gordos bolt hole to the IMF …..
sorry …shit that he is …I would laff even harder if blair got it and prevented gordos anointment…….blocking his gold plated pension plan in global stage glory
NURSE …!
The annoying thing is NuLab will actually believe these results have nothing to do with their wanky policies or the EU being well dodgy. It’ll all be loaded on the expenses gig. What sad fuckers they are.
Election Special 5. Is Brown going down? Lord Falconer calls on Brown to go…
UKIP win Hull.
Calderdale – Tory win, Zanulabour third.
East Renfrewshire – Tory win
IOW, Wokingham, Canterbury + many others – Labour FIFTH!
Tory win Wrexham
Yay…I live in calderdale…….the ones that tend to vote , vote conservative, because we have 2 big “dole” estates, Ovenden and Mixenden and they mainly compramise of people that have never worked, claim their dole…but are too stupid to vote.
Some northerners do hve their head screwed on right….we are not all northeren monkeys
Watched BBC for the first 30 minutes of the results.
Only ZaNu Labour poliyicians so far have made any comments re the UK election. Noy one Lib Dem, Tory, UKIP comment. It’s an utter fucking disgrace.
Mrs Kinnock looks like grandad in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
She looks on her last legs!!
She could look as good as Jo Brand but I’m still anti-european tyranny
Aargh Nick Brown/Andy Burnham. Do half the population think they are are talking honestly? I despair
Beeb Currently have Tessa Jowell, Toenails + Euro Chick?
Where’s the libdems, conservative, UKIP + others?
Usually enjoy BBC’s election nights but this is rediculous, back to SKY…
Actually, thinking about this, the Beeb cannot be this daft, could it be the conservatives and Libdems are actively avoiding the Beeboids due to obviously biassed reporting poilcies?
Sky don’t seem to have problems, they’ve had loads of people on from different parties since 8pm this evening.
I haven’t seen a Tory all night on the BBC.
Hagues still a tory I think ….and pickles
Hague is a Eurotory
“There is no television at the South East regional count at St Mary’s stadium in Southampton, and Conservative David Willetts has “gone mad” at organisers, the BBC’s Mandy Baker says. Our correspondent says there was one TV in reception, but the security guard had to switch it off because there were too many people crowded round it and it was causing a blockage in the reception area. Mr Willetts was heard to say: “My party will never use this venue again” – yet another blow for Southampton Football Club, the owner of St Mary’s, which has faced financial difficulties.”
Nothing like the BBC showing the Conservatives in a bad light on the BBC website.
Fucking hell. Now slapper Maitlis going on about Euro MP expenses. Anything to divert attention from McTwat.
Labour are getting fucking hammered tonight coming 5th in many places with % vote down to 11. Yet at the BBC ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
It is clear the BBC is Labour. Why?
‘Cos they all came through the fucking hippy line of descent, the morons.
They’re not hippies, hippies are/were libertarians, like Guido. These are statists hence their affinity for a state-run organisation rathe than the private sector.
Are you ‘avin a laugh? Hitler was a vegetarian FFS!
I rest my case.
Their hiring is via ‘fairness’ which if you ‘fit’ then you get the gig
Dumblby does like the sound of his own voice.I’m glad i dont pay my licence.
We shall be paying you a visit very soon – no ID numbers,just batons and knuckle dusters.
Our Boss at the BBC,Herr Goebbelson will be VERY interested to “meet” you,scum peasant.
I’ll bend over and take it like your bitch.
God now Richards and Toynbee with Maitlis on News 24.
UKIP win Newcastle under Lyne (sp?)
How’s the waffle on MSM?
Lyme. Next to Stoke.
Fucking hell. now the BBC is giving us the Polish results. I’m wanking myself off at the excitment.
Yeah, Postal from England probably
What the fuck are Sky playing at, still only showing one result??
Brown’s revenge for them pulling the plug on his speech earlier. All their reporters are currently re-arranging their clothes in wardrobes.
BBC’s still showing one result, the rest is informed speculation as far as I can gather.
BBC election coverage seems to have spent first half an hour asking people in a puzzled way why the centre right is doing well given the economic crisis – implying that the response of any sensible person is to vote NuLab / Socialist
no doubt that is the view in BBC Pravda House
The BBC are going to get a BIG shock when Dave becomes PM……I cant fucking wait
75% of the country will get a big shock if Dave becomes PM
villie hague was there a while back
Yorkshire + Humber – Tory win
Leeds – Tory WIN!
Heads, where are you getting this info from?
BBC – too much shit
Sky – too slow
help please
Selby – Tory 1st, UKIP 2nd
Lincolnshire – 2 Tory wins, UKIP 2nd
Hammersmith & Fulham – Tory win, Labour second.
Guy on Sky just said Lib Dem voters don’t know they’re the most pro european party we have????
They f****ing do you know.
Why does He think the LibDems always do so badly at elections? Does He think it’s down to their unequalled stance on freedom and democracy?
Camerons plans are fucked up in Poland.
thats ’cause the german’s got there first
Cameron is related; so thats OK then.
Thank fuck we’re gonna have the jackboots back, marching across Europe and giving the commies a good kicking. Go Cammo!
Hi Guido and all
I’m a british expat living in France
The French voted here yesterday for the Euro elections
80% of the results here have been announced
You guiys voted on Thursday
WHat’s holding thing up ?
IS Labour fiddling the vote I ask ??
Was that a rhetorical question?
IS Labour fiddling the vote I ask ??
You shouldn’t have to ask. When the final result puts Labour on 110% of votes cast, you don’t have to ask.
So that Labour result in Leicester is a real mega anomaly — 28% in 2004 to 37% in 2009 — the place increased Labour’s share by 9% when everywhere else — even in Wales their heartland — they’re down to 16% … call in the UN.
Our Government runs the media.
Our Government couldn’t run a bath.
So the British media couldn’t run a bath ??
Or an election programme.
And you have noticed that the Right is winning massively right across Europe…
Which can’t be bad
Except you are right we must stop the troughing…
AND Euro Federalism..
Sarkozy is not a real Euro Federal you know…
Just plays at it for the crowd…
I don’t know why they didnt bother counting the uk vote before (in the afternoon even).
One reason that french votes get counted quicker is that there are far more tiny polling stations that finish their count within half an hour of the polls closing.
Mandelson is personally checking EVERY ballot paper across the country,hence the delay – the results may be in after the closing ceremony of the London Olympics in 2012,which will be opened by Lord Sugar Cube,VC and 10 bars.
Just so you know.
Anything other than Lib,Lab,Con is only regarded as a “protest vote”
So give it five years and then it will be troughing as usual
Bloody hell – give me a good old fashioned first past the post British election any time over this snoozefest. Nearly 3 hours of coverage on Sky and nothing has happened.
I knew I should have watched The Apprentice instead of this crap.
Try Iain Dale’s show on Playradio.
Links via his site http://iaindale.blogspot.com/
Labour getting creamed according to district reports
now if maitlis did the swingometer topless it would get the sun viewing figures
not enough political drama
You are joking? Maitlis is a dog. They all are at the BBC. Sky have the totty. Lorna Dunkley, Charlotte Hawkins, Sarah Jane Mee just to mention three.
turn the lights off
Char lots – gorgeous!
It’s a shame her pussy is haunted though.
ear plugs
Perched on that stool her skirt keeps riding up quite nice. Then I remeber she is that venomous left wing apologist for McTwat.
…remember her in those tight white jeans she used to wear when doing London evening news for the beeb? Magnificant hips. Good Yorkshire bird. Mmmm. Hubba Hubba
Labour driven into 3rd place in edinburgh…..hahahahahaahahaha
Fucking hell. BBC have ANOTHER fucking Labour tool on. Fucking BBC HuhneZ. Rent boy using twats.
Michael Meacher – another fave Beeboid leftie…they are all coming out of the woodwork tonight.
I could have sworn his funeral was on london tonight ..last year ..(.30sec news slot)
BBC reporting that likely result is SNP 1st Conservatives 2nd and Labour 3rd IN EDINBURGH EAST !!!!
Present estimated swings
Fife 9% swing to SNP
Falkirk 11% swing to SNP
These are labour heartlands wow!!!!!
That’ll keep the fried mars bar eating monkies quiet.
Buy shares in Nokia.
I told you SNP would beat up Labour in Scotland…
Great news…
And give them fucking independence at the same
Please
Can someone phone Sky news and ask them why they aren’t updating results, or does the news just take longer to arrive on the Costa del Sol??
Results aren’t in. Beeb like Sky (top left of the screen) is still only showing 1 MEP each for the main parties.
Sky & BBC only reporting regional results when the local results are all in, Ian Dale is giving local results as they come in.
BBC’s simply making no attempt at impartiality at all today. Policy from this point on I suspect.
Get the complaint in. I want it to make Channel 4 News.
My god meacher is quoting Toynbee – who was “on earlier tonight” (thank god I wasn’t watching – I would have brought my supper up)
Bumble Bee you arse licker. Why not ask T Jowell if she is fucking David Mills on a weekend.?
Why does the BBC feel the need to put some shitty piece of paper over their laptop screens with the euro logo on?
I bet they paid some fucking drug taking tool out of some University thousands to dream that fucking one up.
clearly lots of postal votes in the north east.
Wow, we’re going to get a result from Italy. Fucking 3.5 billion a year for these Huhnez
Italy…..
where the tanks only have reverse gear
and it really DOES take 3 of those oily wops to change a light bulb
Election special 6: More updates
Beeboids have Pickles on (Con) : *shock*
Fuck off Sontaran – people voting BNP ARE voting racist – wake up you fat Huhne
and the problem with that is? Is it wrong to want to keep your country as you like it?
No problem at all – Sontaran is patronising the right wing nationalist vote again
Why does the Beeb try to sanitise their language when refering to labour? BBC reporter: “it does look as though the labour vote has been squeezed” Now, if he had been refering to a conservative loss, the word squeeze would have been substituted by “decimated”.
Perhaps because they’ve done “the classics” and if they don’t they get daft letters from pedants who tell them what “decimated” really means.
bbc’s ‘magic wall’ is rubbish, but please god they won’t ever try a cnn ‘hologram’ will they?
http://fsn.typepad.com/blog/2009/06/eu-elex-coverage-bbc-magic-wall-vs-cnn-hologram.html
Hagues now on sky …he’s such a tv slut
They are all sluts. The EU hasn’t published accounts for more than a decade. Would you invest in a company like that? UK PLC run by Liebor, Con and Lapdump all conspire to defraud the taxpayer. Would you …
Eejits, all of them.
Politicians are the hired help, and we should all hold them to account. Oops. They don’t ‘do’ accounts because they are forgetful, busy with other things, too clever to be bothered with the world everyone else lives in .
Meanwhile…HMRC thinks they are eejits to be brought to account. Chicago gangster Al Capone bought off the politicos and the police, but was brought down because of tax fraud ;-0
Excellent. Enjoy the show. Euro elections are mere entertainment.
Willie boy on Sky…
Carolyn and James on Radio 4 make me want to smash something.
The reporter talking about Italy has an expression on his face that looks as though he is straining to pass a particularly stubborn turd.
who is the euro – blonde on BBC?
…wasn’t she on The Apprentice an hour ago? Who cares? She still needs her kidneys emulsioning
Chris Bryant on Sky
isn’t that the guy who Utubed in his ball bags?
Chris “Underpants” Bryant.
Yep.
That’s him
It used to be that you could stick a red rosette on a donkey in his constituency, and it would still win. Explains a lot.
Given some of the results coming in though, thing’s may be changing.
Swindon – – 1st Tory, 2nd UKIP, 3rd Zanulabour
Bryant talking about getting kicked in the balls and taking it on the chin…
He’s used to having balls on his chin….
…isn’t that Family Guy?
Andy Burnham’s behind Brown – that explains a lot – the random smiles for a start! So Brown’s ring around for friends are Peter and Andy!
Who is counting these votes – Joey Deacon?
david blunkett
Jack Straw – Injustice Minister;
“Sorry,accountancy is not my strong point.
Huhne
He’s a massive useless twat.
Dimblebore suggesting it’s a failure for the Tories as they didn’t get any more votes. But Liebour lost 6%
Labour loses 6%, but the conservatives have failed. Classic BBC doublethink.
Jees.
Sky’s been broadcasting for over three hours and I think they just missed a count.
Pickles looked as though he had just taken it up the arse live on the BBC
God, this whole thing is so ” transparently” engineered is it not ?
Sky- “the ukip vote is ironic as they were the biggest troughers”. (Which goes to show that it wasn’t a sleeze protest vote but an anti-europe vote which it says on the ukip tin) Bloody fools.
If Tories were truly anti-europe they would have got 55% of the total vote last Thursday
Sky still hasn’t updated…
Beeb 4 2 2 2
Sky 1 1 1 0
They’re just waffling, who’s running that show?
hahahahah dimbletwerp asks Kennedy: “are you with us”
NEW THREAD ABOVE
Charles Kennedy says he’s wired – yes, he fucking looks it.
Labour sitting nicely in fourth now. Jolly good.
BTW – anyone clocked the Pirate Bay victories in Sweden? An extremely interesting development. If we had a political movement that rejected IP right…. Wow. That’d put a spanner in the works.
Oh god Toynbee is still in the studio – pass the industrial sized sick bag.
Can we vote the BBC out?
I could never tire of punching Peter Hain in the face.
Great Britain out of the EU
I can take ‘im, ‘arry. Know what I mean.
I didn’t know the old bat off Apprentice (Katie Hopkins) was standing as an MEP??
Never mentioned it on the Apprentice tonight.
Typical Beeboids – if she was NuLab they’d have been over her like a rash.
Still, S’Ralan has got a peerage and a £30Million contract to supply PC’s to the govt.
Nicely tucked up S’Ral!
F Me. Sky are at it again.
Beeb is showing the results live in Humber.
Sky have f*cked off for a chat with someone in Southampton.
Election Special: Will Wales kill off Labour
Proud to be a Yorkshireman !!!!
now its the postal ballots , the beeb is doing my head in they are trying to explain away the massive drops in zanulab support in every way they can.
hmm why do the politicos insist the voter is stupid. vote for ukip = protest vote not that they dont want to be in the eu. vote for bnp isnt racially motivated despite that its obvious what they stand for ???
What’s wrong with a racially motivated vote?
Dimblebum on BBC obsessing about the BNP….Beeb terrrified at the realisation that they are picking up votes at Labour’s expense… dohl!
However, Toenails has pointed out that the BNP actually got 6k less votes in Yorks and Humberside that last time around and that their vote has only gone up 2%. Apparently the turnout is well down on last year by over 100k due to the decline in postal votes in the area.
Interesting that. Postal votes down. Labour get shafted.
Go figure.
Update 8, more results, wipeout in Wales for Labour
This is funny . Steve Richards and Polly T, deluded Guardianistas both, are clearly rattled by Labour’s abject performance…welcome to the real world dudes
Radio 5 live will be having kittens tomorrow about the BNP.
BNP had a rally in my town BNP woman (!) offered me a leaflet, i said ‘i dont vote nazi’, and she said
‘oh alrite then’
Ho hum. Labour Establishment had better spend less time on the Terrace, and represent those who pay their tab if they want to beat BNP who took Labour seats in Europe, and England. White van man and his Mrs are talking to you, Labour. Deal with it.
There is no reason why the rest of us should have to clear up your mess of illiterates, and innumerates. BNP is the disaffected Labour extremists, and those people betrayed by the political class that claimed to represent them, but chose to take more money in expenses than the average UK worker earns in a year.
I’m still in the afterglow of hearing Dan Hannon bollocking Labour again in his victory speech. Shivers of ecstasy down my spine — what a star!
thats the link for dannal hannan speach yn southampton
Film of the rally was shown on the Beeb this morning as if it was part of the NeuLabour celebrations following a night of electoral triumphs…WTF!
Definetly unaccepatble Party Political broadcasting, but what agreat cringe-worthy moment when Brown “smiles” at his own joke about his wife not resigning- priceless Brownian mis-calculation.
BTW – can we hive West Ham off to Cuba or Venezuela please?
…his wife not resigning…
Couple of years left on the contract.
They have learnt nothing. Harriet( all men should be neutered at birth) Harperson, still spouting expenses, global economic crisis, you know from the fact sheet sheet. Exactly the reasons why the white working class sent 2 BnPMEPS to Brussels.
Just the ususal drivel, dont expect brown to go today, he wont.
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