+++ Hoon Quits +++
Break open the good stuff…
UPDATE : The disgraced Tony McNulty has resigned as well. He may yet face questions from the police…
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
Deficit in a Spin – City Unslicker
I Was BNP Bigot Until I Fell for My Jamaican Colleague – Mirror
Conservatives Baffled by Letwin’s Policy Pyramid – Times
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
+ Crude (June)
As of 16 Mar 2010
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
Hoon today, Hoon tomorrow. Same old Hoon.
Hoon noo, Broon soon
Is a “Hoon” now going to mean a fallen trougher?
Ta ta you hooning Hoon, and thanks for giving us a great new euphemism for See You Next Tuesday, you utter Hoon. No thanks though for Hooning up our Hoontry.
A Hoon is a Hoon. Ċunts the lot of them.
I liked Hoon.
Caroline Flint RESIGNS !!
hoons sorry now
Everything is falling
Everything is falling apart
A hoon is a hoon no matter how you look at it and from whatever angle you look at it. A smiling hoon is much much worse of course!
A troughing fallen hoon is something even more obnoxious that most of us would rather not see.
Let’s all hope that the original hoon soon ends up in pokey!
It’s not Hoon, it’s c u n t…
Ta ta you hooning Hoon, and thanks for giving us a great new euphemism for See You Next Tuesday, you utter Hoon. No thanks though for Hoon up our Hoontry.
LIVE CHAT FOR BROWN PRESS CONFERENCE AT TORY BEAR:
http://bit.ly/vZgEu
Flint Gone!
What a hoon!
Quire knobable though
I meant Noble
First things first. Thanks, TT. What a gent.
Now to things Hoon. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
I shall have a celebratory Santenay this eve.
That should read Hoon & Beckett quits, Sky says she has resigned too!!
It appears we have serial timed resignations!
Ding dong the Witch is Dead!
Repeat ad nauseam in celebration!
Indeed TT – but his name will live on!
I needs to spend more time with my bulging property portfolio – thank to all you mug Taxpayers out there, the pleasure was all mine.
Oh, it was all within the rules of course
Moral turpitude ?? Oh, don’t mind if I do. I’ll have a pint please.
McNumpty’s resigned as well now – talk about thick and fast.
It’s a sad day. Hoon represented so much comedy in this tragic government.
Can’t believe c u n t has gone – he always seemed the ultimate time server to me.
Too fucking funny
Now McNulty. Can’t be many of them left.
yeah which hoon?
oh you mean the Hoon.
Hoon Hoon Hoonray!
can he still claim political imuhoonity ?
Minister for Expenses
Flint’s gone too!!!!
TUSCAN TONY BEGAN THE ROT THAT HAS BROUGHT US TO THE STATE THE COUNTRY IS IN AT PRESENT. HE IS AS CULPABLE AS THE REST OF THEM. WHY WERE HIS EXPENSE RECORDS SHREDDED WHEN HE LEFT PARLIAMENT? WAS HE ABOVE THE LAW OR SIMPLY EVADING IT? WITH HIS WIFE A LAWYER, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL ADVISED HOW TO JUMP SHIP AND LEAVE THE OTHERS TO CARRY THE CAN.
NO ONE WILL BE PROSECUTED, SAYS SCOTLAND YARD! HAS THE CHIEF COP BEEN OFFERED A KNIGHTHOOD? WE NEED TO BE TOLD EXACTLY WHY THERE WILL BE NO PROSECUTIONS.
I AM FURIOUS THAT THESE HOPELESS AND DISHONEST INCOMPETENTS HAVE WRECKED THE STRONG ECONOMY THEY INHERITED IN 1997. ABOLISHED BOOM AND BUST? THEY TOOK US FROM BOOM TO BUST.
LABOUR HAS NEVER KNOWN ANYTHING ABOUT REAL WORK, MAKING A PROFI,YEAR AFTER YEAR AND A POSITIVE CASH FLOW AND NEVER WILL. THEY TAKE OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY AND SPRAY IT AROUND, THINKING THAT SPENDING CREATES WEALTH. THEY WILL NEVER LEARN AND DO NOT DESERVE EVER AGAIN TO HOLD OFFICE.
Eh?
Really?
No it is all a dream. We will all wake up soon and find ourselves on our knees in front of the Ponce of Darkness.
I liked Geoff. We met at a cocktail party at my local jobcentre. I had lager and a sausage roll. He had hand-cut Tao chips fried in caviar and two bollingers. Nice man if a little diffident. Never looked me in the eye once. In fact I don’t think he saw me.
You’re a real character you are, Charles.
I was strangled at birth – they kept the wrong bit.
I don’t even have to move and your arrows go flying past without touching me because you’re aiming at a target which doesn’t exist, like a drunk man with double vision.
Seriously, dude. You need to Zen out.
My cup runneth over…
You are Jacqui Smith and should give the old cakes a miss.
Steady on,old boy.
Hoon you?
(that’s you knew, as if you didn’t)
THE HOON OF ALL HOONS IS GONE – No surprise that he stabs Cyclops in the back while endorsing him as Prime Minister.
He’s a prize Hoon. How could you have given jobs to people called Hoon? I mean really?
Hasn’t got the hoocho’s to stand up to the bugger and fight on, in the trench.
One woders what we look like now, to other nations, standing by idly laughing.
It’s all our fault of course we should not have fallen asleep at our sentry-post, in 1945.
happy days
To look after his property empire paid for by us !!
Just like that other hoon, David Cameron.
He only quit to spend more time with his incompetence.
And his £1.5 million taxpayer-funded property portfolio.
The bastard.
He’s got his eye on the European gravy train and is seeking to expand his property empire on the continent. Once a thieving twat always a thieving twat.
Oh no I’m not.
Actually I am.
Over here guys !!! One of them has escaped from the strait-jacket !!
Get hold of him before he’s appointed Transport Minister.
Exactly watch and see how many of these thieving cutns end up on the EU gravy train. Time to get of it now and watch the fuckers squirm as the last trough is dried up.
Woohoo!
Oh how the mighty are falling, these sanctimonious tossers who have been pretending to know what they are doing and preaching how we should all live whilst snorting from the trough.
Just 4 scalps left now – Balls, Milipede, Straw and The One-Eyed Idiot himself.
The summer of discontent has arrived friends.
I’ll bet Eddy Hitler-Balls was spitting chunks when he realised he wasn’t going to get the Treasury.
This marks the end of his bid for one of the great offices…shame!!!
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!
JG Broon may just have made one very nasty (in every respect) enemy…Tee Hee!!
Ein Reich ! Ein Volk ! Ein Fuehrer
Loosely translated as
One Resignation ! Another Nokia ! One more re-shuffle
What wonderful news to see that nasty little man’s career plans frustrated.
HUTTON QUITS IN CABINET RESHUFFLE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8084501.stm
“……….John Hutton: “I’m not deserting Gordon, I’m not deserting my party”
Defence Secretary John Hutton has become the latest minister to quit the government – although he says he will remain loyal to Gordon Brown”…………………
UK’S BYRNE TO BECOME CHIEF SECRETARY TO TREASURY
Fri Jun 5, 2009 10:44am EDT
http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSLAL00224520090605
“LONDON, June 5 (Reuters) – Britain’s Cabinet Office Minister Liam Byrne will become Chief Secretary to the Treasury, the number two finance ministry post, as part of Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s ministerial reshuffle, the BBC said on Friday”………………………………….
Be very afraid. Very, very afraid. This Byrne guy is seriously demented. He and Balls with Copper Balls remind me of Adolfs folks 1939-45
You missed the prince of darkness Mandlebum pal.
fookin hoon
The fucking BBC is a joke. On the BBC just now Cameron was told by some camp sounding beeboid that the Tories hadn’t done well, that now McTwat had reshuffled the Cabinet he was on the march and that the Tories were not doing that well.
!!!!!!!!!! And we pay these wankers 3.5 billion a year!!!!!!!!
sky has been a lot more balanced
They are reporting the NEWS not Labour Party diarrhoea.
If Labour get the boot then hopefully the Conservatives will finally kill off the license fee.
The beeboids are fighting for their jobs by sticking up for Labour.
Spot on. Labour and the BBC are one great big intermingled dung heap. I
hope the Tories exact maximum vengeance when they get in.
…and we pay all these hooning “politicians” too – anyone else had enough, REALLY HAD ENOUGH??
Certainly have -who is actually running the country -sorry that stopped 12 years ago and was replaced by serial troughing and focus groups.
Give the BBC to a private equity firm to break up and sell off to serious private media operators..
There are plenty without Pravda BBC…
and sky does blinding cricket coverge
Sky News could do without so many adverts though. Honestly, you’d think it was an advert channel with a bit of news thrown in.
Surely there could be one channel on Sky that doesn’t have adverts.
Essex Babes XXX doesn’t count.
With all due respect, why bother with the Beeb? I don’t, and my life goes on even better than before.
Have you never heard of playing devil’s advocate?
I’ve never seen and heard so many conspiracy theorists in one place
Are you being a bit overcritical of the Beeb ? Surely the reporter’s statement/question is just an open goal for (in this case) Cameron to get into his stride and go on at length that Conservative/Labour had …. whatever. Labour still get a verbal thrashing but it’s delivered by another politician rather than by a reporter who could then be perceived as being biased.
No. An analysis of Facebook revealed that the overwhelming majority of Beeboids are lefties. Inevitable – -who else would be attracted to work at a monolithic, state-funded public service broadcaster that uses as a recruitment channel The Guardian?
Bugger you lot, I like the Archers and In Our Time.
Cameron did have a great comment to the BBC twerp.
He said
The result is a great result even in the eyes of the BBC.
I wonder if the Beb will cut it from the 10.00pm news?
2 to 1 odds they will!
He must be more confused than Prince Harry on Fathers day – he was with Brillo just yesterday saying everything is just tickety-boo.
Hoon noo, Broon soon.
Ian Gibson GONE!!…….
Guy Gibson RIP some time ago, sadly.
Oops sorry Cookies dropped me…..
I think he threw the toys out of the pram. Good for him.
Was he that much more crooked than the rest? Fall guy hits back.
Ian Gibson too
Ian Gibson, who?
He used to draw Halo Jones for 2000AD, remember?
But he is lined up for some plum job in Brussels
He’s line up for the UK’s commissioner if (and that’s a big if) we have a Labour government at the end of the year.
The local election results are a disaster for Labour – as its backbenchers will realise.
Excellent news.
The damage that will cause to the EU stooges in this country is immense.
So much good news on one day.
Thank you God.
It’s been a good week. All we need to do now is get shot of the dour Presbyterian Hoon that has rule this shop and we will be set for summer.
The longer the one eyed scottish hoon lasts the lower zanuliebour will go in the polls. Let him hang on until -
1. The IMF calls and decides it needs to take a hand.
2. All the troughers from all parties are made to stand down as Gibson has and by-elections are called thus meaning these hoons don’t get a fat payoff.
3. The selection process in each constituancy is allowed time to select untainted candidates for all parties. (A dream I know but hey we can all dream).
But before
4. The Irish are made to vote on the Lisbon Treaty making sure that Dave has to carry out his promise of a referendum.
Mid-July should give time for all the above to happen.
The Telegraph publishing the dirt on Johnson, Harman, Balls, Brown, Balls and Byrne at appropriate moments will add to the swirling watery shite that sends them all down the plug hole
Bloody hell Polly, when you talk like that I get all hot and confused.
lets hear it for the HOON… bye bye hoony/hoony bye bye (for all you 70’s kids!)
Just how much longer can this car crash go on for…
shang-a-lang
Walking in a Cameron wonderland.
I’m tee total but I’m sorely tempted to break open some champers.
1787 Chateau da quim for me.
The ‘69 is very approachable.
What vintage is Caroline Lucas?
Tickles the palate quite nicely, apparently.
What’s 69 got to do with it?
Like moths caught in a frenzy around a lightbulb. Apologies to all moths.
And Beckett, according to Sky.
Caravan for Beckett !!
Please…Shed-dragging not Caravan!!
Its not a shed, its a string of Beckett-faced camels.
Ian Gibson (Lab. Norwich) resigns his seat.
By-Election ahoy!
all to norwich then… a hunting we shall go… They haven’t banned hunting labour vermin with dogs have they ?
From Norwich! It’s the Quit of the Week!
It sounds as if he will be transferring to the Euro gravy train as a Commissioner.
BBC – Ian Gibson resigns as an MP with immediate effect forcing a by election
Best news i’ve heard for ages.
A horrible horrible slimebag.
War criminal too,i believe.
And Beckett quitting !!!!!!!!!!!
FAREWELL SKELTETOR, SEE YOU IN HELL.
I MEAN SKELETOR.
AND I MUST GET THIS CAPS LOCK KEY FIXED.
Beckett gone!!! hehehe – swine flu proves deadly after all
So Labour decimated inthe local elections. No one to be prosecuted over the MPs expenses scandals. No one apart from the speaker has actually stood down. All those standing down to get £40- £60k in parachute payments. C U N T S like Harman trolling the tv stations, grinning like a cheshire cat, no mention of the little people.
People still losing their jobs, country still in recession.
What has changed? Labour like the old communist politbureau, denying everything, even playing up the reshuffle so no one talks about the rout they are receiving in the polls. To think Brown will be attending the d-day celebrations this weekend. Many millions of our country men lost their lives. Lots of people suffered greatly and lost much in both world wards so we could have a c u n t like brown and his party close down democracy. Brown, never been elected, to the leadership of his party or to the office of prime minister. They will all do well in Norht Korea and Burma, TOTAL LYING Hoons AND ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING PEOPLE. YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANY OF THEM FOR FEAR OF CONTAMINATION. ITS NOT OVER YET YOU WILL SURELY PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO OUR COUNTRY.
If I were Brown I would not surround myself with a load of people trained in unarmed combat who don’t like Nazis.
I’m afraid that what this guy says, whoever he is, is sort of near the mark.
I would not rate brown and his cronies quite as positively as anon has generously done, see above, but then I am perhaps less charitable than he is.
Hope the thieving hoon gets hit by a truck.
Can I drive please?
Cameron to be in No. 10 by the end of August.
If there’s a bookie willing to take the other side of that, he’s my new best friend.
Caan we have an election first?
Yeah, cell number 10 for defrauding the taxpayer by making fraudulent claims upon the public purse.
Could one of you tory trolls explain why a multi-millionaire is claiming housing benefit from the taxpayer?
Is that necessary and isn’t it an extravagant claim?
Dave is a thief.
I’m back, posting under a different name!
The tory trolls do not like to talk about their thief leader.
Not surprising really.
Hardwidge and Master Baiter resigned too!
They’re dropping like flies this afternoon. Surely this can’t continue?
http://www.textualrelationsblog.blogspot.com
They’re dropping like flies, surely this can’t continue?
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzPLOP
I wonder if hoon will be completely ejaculated from Government or if he will remain in the background as a special envoy or somesuch perks but not the pay non-job.
Beckett – the great, completely inexplicably, survivor has gone. This is like Christmas and an away win for WBA on the same day.
No, no, no, it’s more like Christmas and WW going up and WBA going down all on the same day!
No. WW going down and WBA going up at WW’s expense, possibly by thrashing them 6-0 at the Molyneux.
And a blow job to boot!
Flint gone too!
Yes, time for me to stop doing poo poos in my bed (sorry mum) and accept that to get out of the bunker now is the way to go.
Just an interlude dum de dum de dum…TIMES:
‘Gordon Brown doesn’t know what he’s talking about’ – what Sir Alan Sugar wrote
The Pound is plunging but will soon recover when a real skipper can be winched aboard.
Robert Maxwell?
Esther Rantzen to be offered peerage and appointed children’s secretary; Michael Winner to be given peerage and given special post to look at insurance industry;Sean Connery to be given peerage and appointed Scottish secretary; David Beckham to be given peerage and made minister for sport; J.K.Rowling to be given peerage and asked to advise on the dark arts .. oh sorry that one’s already taken
So true. Fucking Brown and his populist bullshit.
Everyone can see it for what it is though, a pathetic stunt and a desperate attempt to capture gain some faux kudos.
No job unfortunately for Eddie Izzard – the cabinet is full of clowns already.
And there are quite enough smug, Europhile ladyboys.
Yeah thats right.
Fucking thieves who now run away AND get a whoping big payout!
Out now,pay back what was taken, go to court and then jail
It’s what we demand.
This is terrific news. As I said on Iain Dale’s site early this morning,
“Let the mayhem begin…”
And we haven’t even got to Sunday and the Euro results yet!
Will politics ever be this much fun again?
History has already been written. Brown’s naked (sorry y’all) desire to cling to power is greater, by far, than his wish to serve his country in any meaningful an decent way.
McBust, you are a national disgrace.
And International laughing stock.
and a One-Eyed-Snot-gobbling coward
i laughed and did a little wee. thanks!
So true, the one thing that spoils this, is knowing that when the Tories win we will have to watch that fat fuck Pickles “lording” it! Takes the edge of it a bit.
Read Dizzy re: Lord Amstrad
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZI9ZC-oL5KQ/SikZusDgcWI/AAAAAAAAE5Y/7jUr2qUZvZM/s1600-h/sugarletter.jpg
Can Brown STILL hold on ?
So there are a few casualties in the Cabinet after all.
The Expenses Scandal giveth and the Expenses Scandal taketh away.
Or to put it more accurately Brown purges some of his enemies.
How many on the Shadow Cabinet have gone again ?
Or to put it more accurately will Cameron purge the Eurosceptics if they get bolshy on Sunday?
Answer : No.
Ian Gibson has resigned with immediate effect.
Dear Doggie
Ian Gibson in my opinion never got a fair hearing.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
The Beeb are in a parallel universe where resignation, chaos and disaster are all signs that Brown is making a comeback. Alice through the looking glass madness!!!!!
The beeb have more important matters to deal with – like “curry may fight dementia”.
Is that why Gordon’s been ordering all week from the local tandoori?
Anti Gordon Labour MP’s currently having to explain to the talking heads at the beeb why he’s not in a strong position….The irony seems be lost on the BBC.
Lady fuckikng Kinnock!! AAAAGH!
AND HUSBAND TOO!!??????????
Shame, I liked him
Today has been far stranger than fiction(and still time left).Has there ever been a day like it in British politics since the war.
I bet Brown is dreading going to France tomorrow.Think of Mrs T’s last trip abroad as PM.
Well f*ck me old boots.
I just heard that Gord is bringing back Michael Foot.
Go on my son !!
At 96 Michael Foot could teach these NuLabour arrivistes a thing or two.
I thought old Footy was dead?
Nope, not unless he died last night. I checked his Wiki yesterday – 96yrs and going strong.
Not bad for a man who refused to buy a new Savile Row suit on expenses for a Remembrance day Parade.
Then Brown will have to dig him up.
A dead Michael Foot could poll higher ratings as leader of the Labour party than Gordon Brown.
Brown to hold a news conference in 10 minutes, could this be it?
Somehow I doubt it.
BBC website acknowledging scale of Labour disaster – Conservatives at high end of expectations – forecasting Labour 3rd.
Conservatives making large gains
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8081729.stm
According to the BBC’s estimated projected national vote share:
Conservatives 38%
Lib Dems 28%
Labour 23%
Others 11%.
Will they come 4th behind UKIP in euro poll?
Prezza day of triumph
Tudor Beams blew up New Labour all by himself
Well done Sir
Now go and get yourself a tart…
Hannan reckons that in the South East they’ll be 5th behind the Greens :-)
He’s actually called Geoff Hoon? I thought he was Geoff C u n t…
OK, Highland tonight, saving the Speyside for the main event.
Labour are being massacred in the local elections. Wholesale slaughter so far. Now the Cabinet falling apart. Never see anything like it – Major’s departure looks civilised in comparison.
Fat rug wearing Hoon made Defence Secretary
Hoonist
Carnage all over Westminster
GO CANNIBAL NEW LABOUR
WE LOVE IT
Geoff Who(on)?
This is brilliant.
Now I’m waiting for the only man even deeper into the trough than the Hoon.
UK’s greatest ever tax snouter.
Lord (I’m not entirely sure where I live) Ashcroft.
I can’t keep up!
CEAUCESCU BROWN STILL HOLDING ON
Firing Squad ready. Sah!
Geoff Hoon is retiring to write his autobiography, titked “The Hoon’s a Balloon”
no
“How I found the Weapons of Mass Destruction”…
I think Brown better crawl under his desk with a bottle of whiskey in that bunker!
He always has Eva
and..
Mandy !!
I am absolutely furious at the gross disloyalty of these people.
Hoons every one of them.
I shall be giving a Press Conference on Monday and announce my comeback.
Quite agree you fraudiulent wanker…
Disgrace the lot of them
They never did understand that New labour was just one huge scam for me and Mandy to live in Palaces when the whole Ponzi Scheme collapsed..
Idiots…
At what point will journalists express the anger felt by the rest of the population towards these hoons?
brown is now being compared to foot in 1983 opps lovable ole fool
MY ARSE
That’s an insult to Foot, Foot was a propa gentleman not a scum bag like Gordon.
Mandy has been suspiciously silent all afternoon, could he finally be about to weild the knife?
This is a rolling car crash.
Someone has quietly removed Mandy’s last cojone…
Please call Florence Nighingale and the Met
Multiple rolling car crashes
Bodies all over Whitehall..
I can hear gun fire between these Labour Cannibals
Biggest Political Car Crash in British History
In Public
No one can touch New Labour for Car Crashes
The World’s Masters at it
Just when you think it can’t get worse…
iIll Gordon FLEE to Normandy they ask…(Sarkozy getting worried – being asked for political asylum as well)
Surreal..
SHOCK HORROR!!!!!!!
Church of the Militant Elvis supports Gordon Brown!!!!
Don’t leave us now, Gordon
’cause if Hoon dog mounts a coup
with his pals from the MOD
He’ll be even worse than Teddy Blair
..and as for the Daily Telegragh
Rip it up
and hang it in the House of Commons
bog.
Lord Biro
Not so much a reshuffle more like a dead parrot shuffling off this mortal coil.
Happy days. Can it get any better ? Brown in the priory ? Or prison ??
Why haven’t we got a word like schadenfreude ?
Don’t worry
Mandelcash is writing Brown’s epitaph
(for cash of course)
Didn’t someone post on here a day or two ago “Shits leaving a sinking rat”?
If so, I want you to know I’ve been chuckling about it ever since.
With ‘Lord’ Sugar, it’s the first case of “rat joins sinking ship”
They had better appoint Lord Sugar Sugar before he is defrocked !!
Not much time left
Quick call to Lord Levy should do the trick
Get the last Hampstead appointed before the whole shebang collapses
Bring me my calculator, slot gob, I can’t keep track
Ahhh a Friday. Lager it is. Cheers, Hoon.
This press conference, explaining Darling’s position, shall be delicious.
You mean he’s got a “position”
New Labour have no position
Contrary to the rules about “we are only in it for cash”
I am still an utter cnut.
Where is that other half-wit (fellow) Scot, Susan Boyle when we need her. The dream ticket: Gorm-less, Susan and Alan (Sugar)!
Wonder what the financial markets really think – will the pound slide and will our gilts be properly underwritten. It’s all about confidence and its incompetence!
Incompetence? Nah.
I’m sure young Baiter will be long shortly to tell us how all these new developments are simply further evidence of Labour’s increasing success!
All scots are Retards….
pick a card any card…
jack of straw
no not that one, pick another
queen of trough
no not that one, pick another
King of Gentlemans Clubs!
no no pick one more
Ace of mofkin Spades!
ugh….
I’m confused about Beckett: did she resign too, or was she sacked? She seriously missed a trick if she was sacked: didn’t everyone else manage to resign first?
She resigned, from what I’ve heard.
I think there was a little unfinished business from when Gordon demoted her from f.o.
I doubt if anyone knows at the moment exactly what has happened generally.Presumably the Sundays will reconstruct the time-line.
A hoon to far.
Con gain Derbyshire!! Jesus H!! It’s not been blue since 1977.
bit concerned in notts where the beeb says no overall control hope that is not the case as the map does not need any black sttaing no overall control on it, as it looks messy.
my guess is the beeb are wrong again and notts will follow the rest of england, and give brown the salute he deserves, rather than the one h.m. forces are supposed to give him tomorrow.
a bit of churchillian two fingered rhetoric will help tomorrow. and the same to that cretin the french voted in while they are at it.
They only let us fill in our forms with pencils, i voted b n p and tory.
“We are getting on with the job” “What the people of Britain want” “Getting us through the recession” “Ordinary Families” “Reforms” “Expenses” “Moat” ………… etc etc
Yawn.
*** NEWSFLASH ***
Gordon Brown to announce General Election date in 4.30 speech.
or that he intends to get on with the job!
General Election in November.
Or drone on with a load of tractor stats and create some new quangos
yes, that is just what he did….
Get the popcorn!
“Just in Time” Hoon you archHoon, thousand yard staring, squaddie loathed fucking HOON!
And the Paragon of Pulchritude…..the Aphrodite of Alopecia out – and in a varda dwelling huff about it.
This being an happy Friday I shall now build a phatty.
Blimey Guido, what are you going to write about now? Is there any point even carrying on? ;-)
1609, JGF: There is a strong rumour doing the rounds that the Telegraph are doing another piece on Brown’s expenses. This will make life even more difficult for him.
I’m off…
Gert Wilders and his party doing nicely in the Euro elections.
A nice little leaving present for Jackboots fucking Jacqui.
+++++++++ McNulty Going ++++++++++++
Just heard from a reliable source
The Dirty Triocks Team in the Bunker are now having a punch up BETWEEN THEMSELVES…
Dale reporting McNulty going
‘Never have so many owed so much…
thanks to so few’
McNulties GONE
Sky news
Does McDoom claim second home allowance? Sky emphasising green book says second home allowance is for overnight stays.
David Carradine (PBUH) shows Brown the way:
“Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation.”
What a way 2 go! Grasshopper.
Mcnulty going.
McNulty has quit too
How many ministers is that within the past hour as I am beginning to lose count now there has been so many.
How many more before he goes, at this rate every single Labour MP till there is just Gordon sat there alone.
A list of MP’s who are standing down as MP’s or from the Government in the last 24 hours
James Purnell (Labour) Resigned from Government, told Brown to stand down.
John Hutton (Labour) Resigned as Minister and MP at next GE
Geoff Hoon (Labour) Resigned from Government. Serial flipper.
Margaret Beckett (Labour) Gardening claims.
Ian Gibson (Labour)
Tony McNulty (Labour)
The CEAUCESCU SYNDROME
They will make a film about shortly…
There have been some exciting days, but surely this is the best yet! It can’t go on, can it?
News item on the Beeb – “Obama visits nazi-era camp.”
The Obama camp kept that quiet – flying into the UK to meet Gordon.
McNulty going back to rekindle successful career in carry on films
What about Uddin? Down to the station to assist with enquiries?
About bloody time
Tony McNulty now resigned too, according to 5 Live!
Is McNulty sacked or resignation job?
Oh and what about McBride? is he still on the books?
I for one am still awaiting a response from my (Lab) MP who has written to the Cabinet Office with this question.
No answer after a month.
Letters no good; tell your MP to table a written question in parliament.
Tony McNulty resigns.
Iain Dale, on his new play radio station, is saying that your mate McNulty has gone as well!
Keep up, Guido.
McNumpty’s gone now.
Is anyone there…. hello….
McNulty gone!
Eeh, our Tone, what’s tha gone an done?
McMental having a news conference shortly (on Sky News)
Caroline Flint reported to get NO promotion depite all the arse licking last night. Will she now be the next to go!!
SKYWATCH:
Following about 24 hours solidly on the telly, Adam Boulton had a coughing fit about half an hour ago and has been immediately replaced outside number 10 by John Craig. IS ADAM STILL ALIVE?
I dont believe Hoon is gone..did somebody hammer a stake in the buggers heart just to make sure?
McNulty resigns.
It occurs to me that they are preparing for opposition.They can’t expect to govern like this.
McBuggered will have a Conference on Sky news in next minute or so according to Sky
SKYWATCH update:
I am told Boulton is now in the front row of the press conference. Panic over.
** Tony McNulty ” has resigned from government ” BBC News online 16.45 **
Caroline Flint.
No promotion
No career
No Friends
Welcome to the abyss hoonete !
Result.
yeah the lucky tie will do it!
Dancing at the Hoonflight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
It’s such a fine and noble sight
Everybodys dancing in the Hoonflight…….(with apologies).
And McNutty! This is like winning the Gadget Show £10K superbundle!
Gordon’s fighting on.
I’ve just had a Brown Crisis, and I’ve got no clean pants.
fuck off Brown
in reply to #171, Guido should carry on dishing the truth on whatever administration there is. Only the truth has any hope of keeping the piggys (blue, red, yellow, or whatever) honest.
Every time Brown appoints a New Minister another one resigns
Is this the Blairite strategy to totally humilate Brown in public ?
It certainly illustrates a total breakdown in Government
But vastly amusing..
Go Fourth New labour
You are winning…
he’s blubbing no?
Fucking Robot
Mentals on
He does not get it at all he really does not
congratulates those that won elections
spreading the blame of course
difficult decisions oh here we go ya de ya de ya
tractor statistics and bullshit
just fuck off
No-one’s listening – just waiting for the chance to ask him the obvious question
Come along now, Mr. Brown. We got this nice big van all for you…yes, all the celebrities use it. Susan Boyle’s was in here only this week.
We’re going to have a little party for you and all your friends inside a doll’s house when we get back. Rick Nobinson can stay up your arse; he won’t be needing his BBC pass once they’ve disinfected Broadcasting House.
Blah, blah, blah.
Policy councils? Even MPs don’t know about them, how’s the jo public supposed to know about these.
White elephant!
I see the local election map of pravda is just a sea of blue…..
Domestic policy council ???
Does that mean the centralising of power away from the councils (just won by the Tories)
He is absolutely full of shit
McNulty gone to.
yess next hoon mcnulty next brown please whoohoo
He is f*ckin mental,we will clear up politics with a GE and new MP’s,go we don’t want you.
Election Now
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8084571.stm
*** Beckett replaced by Shergar ***
Well it is the govt of the walking dead!!
Beckett’s been using Shergar’s teeth for twenty years.
third leg of our strategy? three legged strategy, ahh ok gotcha!
What a fucking rotter. Just fuck off won’t ya, please.
Shirk responsibilities?
They (the resigned) have done their best to bring you down. Nothing about shirking.
Gordon is a f**king coward. He should resign now, but can’t face up to the reality that _he_ has totally fucked up.
Somebody stick a knife in him, please!!!
There are about 20 knives sticking in him but he appears to be too thick to notice. I was angry – now I just can’t stop laughing at the walking pin cushion.
Fuck off you MENTAL BASTARD
I have poked around in the sediment and these creatures were all I could get.
He has less than a year with loads of holidays and he is trying to push thru stuff that takes years,he is on drugs or something.
he is blubbing
The Tears of a Hoon.
Bunker to earth: do we have a voters reconnection, over?
Does the Brown Hoon even know McNulty’s gone?
Ironic – “Nick” fingered for the first question.
Plant
The man’s completely in another World!!! Just feck off you stupid,disgusting Destroyer of Worlds! and take the rest of the fecking Lady-Boys with you!
Get on with the job !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what!!!!
he really does not get it. For gods sake enough is enough he has to go!!!!!
the man is mental
With all these pygmies resigning a path has opened for the collosus, Bob ‘the kunt’ Ainsworth, to continue his unstoppable rise to the summit of domestic politics.
Haspirating Bob is our new Difens Sekatry. Never mind dodgy dossiers, what about dodgy syrups. This one is in the Fabricant class.
Who will be the minister of postal voting in the next government?
I am still KING OF THE GOBLINS!
Queen, more like
“Gordon Brown is a steaming pile of festering, fly blown excrement.”
The headline on all tomorrow’s newspapers.
what a wanker ‘if i didnt think i was the right person, i would not be standing here’ well you aint the right person so fuck off, …… nick (toenails)hahaha
what people want you to do is fuck off.
trying to listen to Brown, and although extremely difficult, I’m finding all he is doing is repeating everything he has ever said but in a louder voice. The man is completely deluded. How the fuck can we get rid of this man?????
His own mania is impacting on the nation. Soon we may all have to march on Parliament and string the bastard up – it’s seems like it’s the only way…..hell, he’s still saying ‘getting on with the job’…..get me outta here
He’s too defiant. Trying too hard. He’s under immense pressure.
Maybe he can’t make it through the week.
Nice try, Loser.
Love it. Brown’s speech – “I’ve never been arrogant”
what planet does he live on??
I make that four “I’m not arrogant”s so far…
He got one thing right – “The people want us to do three things.”
Yeah –
resign,
fuck-off
and
die.
And get on with the job of saving the World and hard working families
candid… candid camera…i will let toenails have 2 questions because he always takes them anyway hahahaha
Brown is on now.
He seems to think that he has a mandate to change.
Och Jock, it feels gruesome . .
Does he understand that we don’t want him to do anything but give us a GE this is getting beyond anything he’s turned into a DICTATOR,all hail our beloved leader.
JG Broon on BBC Press Conference – same old rubbish, different day.
“I am responsible, but will not step aside..wibble, wibble, wibble”
Adam Boulton giving him a bad time…lovely!!!
Getting on with the job… blah blah blah…
He’s fucked up completely, yet saying, “give me more time”
In the name of God, go, you useless sod.
Good news regarding Hoon, but bringing back the criminal Hain is another two finger gesture to the piblic.
Reshuffle – ha, ha.
What a government of all the goats.
He’s lost it. He’s proper mental.
“None of it is my fault, it’s everyone else, you don’t understand, I always meant to keep Darling, the traitors are all wrong, the UK is in the strongest position, we will win the world cup and have a man on Mars by Christmas….”
Boulton’s just kicked him squarely in the Balls. forgive the pun… Keep up Toenails
McNulty gone as well.
Broon the numerically challenged cyclops must be totally confused by the volume of deserters.
wha? Andy Burnham is a woman now is it? okies
who’s nuts is he thinking he’s twisting hahaha
Fuckin charisma by-pass, mate
Get in. Boulton has just butt fucked the Hoon live.
McTwat is just totally stark raving mad. I can’t believe this press conference nor can I believe what an easy ride the jock kunte is getting.
Why the heck don’t they rush to podium and stamp on him.
Beckitt also gone – Brown refused to increase her sugar lumps.
I’m hanging on to the job for ever. You’ll never get rid of me!
Tom Bradby. Just call Mckunte a liar to his face. That’s what he is
Today the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is not only wearing make-up and telling whopping lies. He’s also had a blue rinse.
Brown: you caused the economic crisis! Fuckwit.
How in the name of Dawkins do we get it through to him?
No-one wants you anymore.
The music has stopped.
The lights have been turned up
The taxi’s arrived
The party is over.
NOW JUST FUCK OFF.
Someone call the Priory and tell them to turn down the sheets on another bed in the McNutty ward for delusional Scotch.
Time for a riot or two, or do like the Frogs, dump piles of manure all over Whitehall !
No no no -this is too much fun.
he’s mad cart the man away. it’s global, i wanted to keep alister, we are friends , honestly.
Brown is utterly bonkers. He still won’t answer the question about Darling when we all know that he wanted to sack him.
What a complete Hoon!
As well as continuing as business secretary, Lord Mandelson is elevated to “First Secretary of State”.
WTF does that mean?
It means Mandy is giving McKunte one up the backside.
Frighteningly, it’s sort of equivalent to Deputy PM – which means that when the monocular moron of the manse is sectioned, we will seamlessly move into the new era, run by Mandelbum and his Russian Maffiya mates.
Still, we might get cheap gas supplies, only this time it’ll be the natives that get to go to the shower blocks.
What a laughing stock Mckunte is making of this Country. and HE has to stand next to Obama and Sarky tomorrow. Jesus H Christ.
What an idiot. Today is the last straw for me. I felt a little bit sorry for Brown before today, but not anymore.
Awful, awful man. Total loser. Give us an election, you one-eyed twat
Looks like Caroline Flint has been conned. Ha! Silly cow
Flint is a twat. She’s been shafted by a gay man
I wouldn’t mind, as long as she kept her mouth shut – on the othe hand….
Sorry, I read it wrong, it was shafted not shagged.
Mandy is now “First Secretary of State”
WTF is that (apart from a sop to prevent him throwing a tantrum about not getting his choice job)?
Gets to pretend to be Hilary. Has a novel way of nipping the end off a cigar.
FLINT GONE!!!!! sky just now.
Get on with the job?
You couldn’t get on a bus, Gordon!
Not arrogant ?????????? Ahahahaha
Fetch me the twelve bore so I can put this misereable wretch out of his misery,I cannot begin to explain how much I despise this creature.
Is this an April the 1st joke,I can’t believe what I have heard from this guy,he’s a failure and runs a cabinet of failures,the msm are rubbish asking him questions.
Sugar on the cake now would be for Darling to resign.
We can only hope.
If I hear that one eyed jock kunte say “I’m getting on with the job one one I’ll fucking scream”
He’s not arrogant and he’s not complacent and he’s at the top of his game.
the reason im candid be i take responsibilty, im candid because it’s taken time for this global recession to come together, stamp feet i am not arrogant, fucking arrogant son of a bitch oops sorry manse
Fuck me Talksport.
He called him “Sir”?!?!
Fuck me, there’s no need to be deferential to that one-eyed twat!
ConHome reports rumours that Flint is actually resigning…
Please let it be so!
She’s a fucking twat anyway.
Yeah, but she has a nice twat though.
Please someone, ask him whether he knows about Flint. I want to see his face…
He knows. He called her bluff and made her look silly backing him at 22:01
She didn’t see a scribe’s job as a promotion. Tee-Hee
She is F*cked.
No credibility – tried to fool the electorate for her own gain.
Odious Cow
No Friends
No Career
No Integrity .. and soon no job.
Few people have deserved this more.
Did I say Odious Cow ?
Yes flint has gone!!!!!!! hoorah!!!!!!!! glenis kinock will take over FUCK ME!!!! now thats what I call barrel scraping. this is fucking fantastic. soon all ministers will sit in the lords
Integrity !!!!!!!!
Wanker,wanker,wanker and once again wanker.
Bob Ainsworth at MoD – dear god.
Ainsworth looks like death warmed up already…
“Integrity at all times”
“Always be honest”
Personal attributes.
Am I on drugs ?
Na, but I think Brown has OD’d on Botox
++++ FLINT GOES TOO ++++
During his press conference….
FLINT PISSES ON PM DURING PM’S PRESS CONFERENCE
THATS THE BEST…
he is a pure and SICK MASOCHIST
the words of my father, always be honest, bullshit bullshit
The papers are going to crucify him in the morning.
Caroline Flint gone!!!
hahahahaha
flint gone
McBroon saying she was a very good Minister.Glenys Kinnock to the House of Lords??????????? He’s just bloody announced.FFS
I am soooooooooooo angry.The f………g Kinnock’s have made millions from us the taxpayer.I am soooooo angry.
Caroline Flint resigns!!!
YAY FLINT HAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear there’s a Terminator in Number 10 disguised as the Prime Minister.
He has no remorse or guilt and he absolutely will not stop until he has destroyed this country fully.
Flint gone….
Yes him and his mates got caught with their fingers in the till,
Flint quits
What a fucking joke, what a fucking joke I hope someone asks him in the room
Gordon Brown has just said “I am not arrogant”
Well – that is a relief ! What WAS I thinking !
I truly believe that if I had a wrench, and that man was within a few feet of me – I might well be arrested and put away for a very long time indeed.
Can’t take any more of this Press Conference. I think I’ll have a lie down.
+++ Flint gone +++
FLINT HAS GONE!
FLINTS GONE FLINTS GONE
This is beyond parody and right in the middle of his news conference
hahahahahahaha
Browns finished surely
He’s got too much lippy on
flint puts knife in DEEEEEEEP
sky break in to press conference to annnounce flint going.
Fucking BBC, still not reporting Flint has gone
He’s GETTING ON WITH THE JOB! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
What’s happened to that cheating bastard McNulty???? No mention of him anywhere.
he’s plea-bargaining…
whhoooohhooo sorry no one in to share fun with you guys are it brilliant , i am smiling from ear to ear
I wonder if the expenses roundabout has started again and the resigners have been on the recieving end of Telegraph calls
Ah – Flint resigns.
I do believe she has been stitched up like a kipper.
next on YouTube-if-you-want-to
‘Prime Minister of the Living Dead’
Yay the BBC must be watching Sky News
Flint’s just quit
Not just a pretty face…
Flint’s gone in the Middle of his press conference !! WOW !
Flint quits in press conference
Have I gone to heaven?
LBC is debating the Queen stepping in and dissolving Parliament
It’s become a fucking nursery. The sooner matron arrives to lock up the better.
We will face the recession difficulties if you and your mates f*ck off and give us a GE
Mirror in the bathroom
please talk free
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
that’s got glass tables
You can watch yourself
while you are eating.
Flint came out last night and stuck up for the one eyed gay boy. Her reward, to be shafted. She should know she’s got the wrong reproductive organs for McKunte to fancy
GORDON BROWN YOU ARE A COMPLETE MUPPET.
RESIGN YOU HOON.
He didn’t know about Flint. Look at him. He didn’t fucking know!
That’s what comes from havin your head stuck up your arse
I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe … I believe …
Fill in rest of speech.
We need a leader not a believer. It is us that should be believing in him.
I want him to be certain …. or convinced … or sectioned.
Another fucking Kinnock!!! God help us
I did hear right then????? Glynis Kinnock- also being given a peerage – another useless Baroness and being made Minister for Europe.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Andy Pandy could have done better than this clown in putting a cabinet together!!!!!!!!
Glenys fucking Kinnock? I’ve never seen such depth plumbed.
How much did she and Kinnochio syphon off from the EU taxpayers…£6M…£9M…£12M??? The DT needs to get Poirot on the case pronto!
Going into terminal stutter mode
beckett gone
Freaky Friday !!! June 5th is gonna be a national holiday
There’s the YouTube ’smile’ again.
Brown’s just instantly made Glynys Kinock made a Lord to replace Flint -
UNBELIEVABLE. The troughing pig caught red-handed.
Just shows how much he wants to clean up politics.
The man is clearly insane.
The troughing pig caught red-handed. Signing in and sodding off.
Well she and her bloody husband can sod off now.
This is what Brown thinks will help restore faith in him, this is him cleaning up politics?!
The man is clearly insane and needs to be sectioned.
Kinnock! AAAAAaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
FLINTS GONE !
He looks on the point of collapse
Wish he would!!
Sky reporting that Flint HAS now resigned
& Glynis Kinnockio is elevated to the LORDS FFS
Flint gone. Must be hard on Brown.
Mummy what’s this sudden growth of hair in my trousers by my little pee pee man.
Oh my god. Lord Glynis Kinnock.
I can’t take anymore of this absolute shit.
Where’s my 12 bore?
He’s replaced her with Glenys Kinnock!!!!!!! That’s not even the bottom of the barrell
Rod Hull & Emu to be knited by teatime to take over the office of Eggs
They’ll have to dig him up first!
Brown is a socia….path.
I haven’t smiled so much in ages, stick the dirk in, twist it and then pour quick lime over his wounds.
GO YOU MORON!
but seriously folks, one rather assumes the newly created post of first minister of state for Lord M, means if Gord goes, Lord M becomes acting-PM
aha!
FLINT GONE DURING CONF’ – SURELY HE IS FUCKING TOTALLY FUCKING INSANE – WATCH HIM!!!!!
GLENYS KINNOCK TO BE MINISTER FOR EUROPE!!!!! Pass the sickbag
He’s insane. “Ordered and calm reshuffle”
Eddie Mair has just said that Dirty Flint has resigned as Europe Minister. WTF?
Journo; Do you accept it looks pretty chaotic?
GB: Not at all.
FFS, no wonder he had a £6k cleaning bill for his flat.
Glennys Kinnock in the Cabinet and House of Lords??????
Sky – Flint resigns in the middle of his Press Conference !!!
Adam Boulton says that Flint is ‘charismatic’……What a joke.
OK, it’s all just too much. I can’t keep track any more. How many ministers is that how who have resigned in the last 48 hours?
No Gordon, we are not saying get on. We’re saying GET OUT.
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Picture of New Cabinet members
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Hes barking
This is better than his YouTube outing
His meds have been turned up to 11/10
KINNOCK–LAST PERSON IN BRITAIN TURN OUT LIGHT
do you feel the judgement of the people….no not at all
the people want me, i am the only one that can sort it all out.
Glynnis Kinnock to House of Lords… Preesent pitchforks!!!!
Brown is a Nazi
Paul Murphy, Welsh Sec, gone.
Peter Mandelson has just been made Deputy Prime Minister. You couldn’t make it up.
And, wait for it, Dawn Primarolo and Rosie Winterton are to attend Cabinet
Per Iain Dale.
Hattie Harperson won’t like that. She’s deputy PM
How utterly depressing, on all counts.
In what sense “attend cabinet”. In the sense of flowing robes, golden tresses and water urns ?
Or in the sens of “like midwives”. Or perhaps standing to attention with rifles balanced to attention ?
Phil Murphy [I know who's he?] Welsh Minister – just resigned
Paul Murphy actually.
That may be because Hain had just taken his job and Mr. Murphy just found out.
Does that mean we have unelected people running our government?
he’s turned it into a dictatorship
yes the plan is to make all his mates lords and run the country from the upper house!
22 June 1995
Major got 218 votes from Conservitude MPs.
Redwood got 89 votes from Conservitude MPs.
That’s 89 votes against Major plus some abstentions.
He carried on for 2 years after that.
5 June 2009
Conservitude vote down 6% since 2004 Euro/Local elections.
Labour vote down 1% since 2004 Euro/Local Elections.
Conservitudes lost 2005 General Election.
There’s still plenty to play for.
The general public can’t take any more. We just want rid of Gordon and what’s left of his motley crew.
Just like Brown, you just don’t get it do you.
Grab me quick !
Is he in this world,he’s crazy,where’s her majesty time to do your duty mam.
Is there anyone left in Liebour who hasn’t been a Minister? I feel sorry for the soldiers fighting in Afghanistan who are watching this vile kunte make a total prat of himself
He is breaking – push him
GLENYS KINNOCK is replacing Flint!!!!
We’re through the barrel now folks and into the dirt below…
The caught red-handed troughing pig Glenys Kinnock is taking over as Europe minister. UNBELIEVABLE.
Mandy = Deputy PM in all but name
One small step now …
what when???
Smith, Purnell, Blears, Hoon, McNulty… who’s next?
Politicians have finally made me happy. All that remains to happen now is for the Prince of Darkness to decide that this circus is over, and to give McDoom the whiskey and the Browning.
He’s toast.
David Carradine had the right idea
I thought Harman was deputy PM?
Funny how Brown can’t find anyone in the Commons so he just grabs a passing familiar face and makes them a lord. What a nice chap he is.
Jeeeeezus – SURREAL !!
What planet is he on?
He making it up as the conference progresses
business hates labour
Yep she’s been demoted as well. He really doesn’t like women does he?
The PM should be sectioned forthwith – call the Priory! Susan Boyle for PM.
Did I hear that?
Glynnis KINNOCK as Europe Minister???
WTF, he’s lost the plot
More chance for the Kinnochios to get a few bucks out of the system! Now there’s a corrupt family if there ever was!
Fiona Philips will be getting a call as well then.
Kinnock
Fucking Kinnock
Another bloody peer in cabinet!!!
Brown is a fucking delusional idiot and I can’t continue to watch him , his smiling, swaying god, someone take him away – is there a doctor in the house
RALPH NUTTER LIVES!
welcome to great Britain
we hope you enjoy your stay in the Banana/s Republic
This is probably the most bizarre days in British politics I can remember in 40-odd years. Astonishing.
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.
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HE SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ON THE APPRENTICE!
He really IS bonkers, isn’t he? Seriously – I’m worried. This man is having a break down live on TV.
Yup, Fucking good innit?
The conference was delayed at first because he turned up wearing a dress.
Absolutely off his truck. If I was his family I’d be so worried, I would have to walk away….
Actually sad but ………ohhh
hahahahaha winner or loser hahahaha ive won alot
Questioner: “Prime Minster, are you a looser?”
Robert Mugabe must be sitting at his TV laughing his dick off at the made kunte running Britain
Next Question: What have you EVER won, Prime Minister ?
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Talking about yourself mate?
He’s not complacent. Phew!
He has one a lot in his life apart from a leadership election and a general election.
cheque please!
I understand he is not complacent
Or arrogant.
He’s just getting on with the job that started in America you know.
of course Labour are not cutting spending either are they? Oh hang on…..
Mandy’s gonna be leader when they call the election
Mp’s standing down since 10pm last night:
James Purnell (Labour) Resigned from Government, told Brown to stand down.
John Hutton (Labour) Resigned as Minister and MP at next GE
Geoff Hoon (Labour) Resigned from Government. Serial flipper.
Margaret Beckett (Labour) Gardening claims.
Ian Gibson (Labour) Resigned immediately, calls By-election
Tony McNulty (Labour) Expenses casualty
Caroline Flint (Labour) Resigned from Government. Arse licking didn’t work after all.
Paul Goodman (Tory) Standing down at GE. “Not expenses related”
I bet Flint is sticking pins into dolls right now.
He keeps saying he won’t walk away – he’s the only one who isn’t unfortunately – everyone else is.
Car Crash? – this is an M25 pileup!
Mandy is running things. He has his hand up Brown’s arse and is working him.
yeah turn the volume up WILLYA?
someone take him away, it’s embarrassing
Look on the bright side, it’s only going to get worse for Liebour (despite Toenails sticking up for him), they might not even get more than 1 euro MP if people voted the way they did today.
Anyone on-site that can nudge the Sky cameraman’s elbow – I’ll bet that there is a puddle around his heels
Alan Johnson just resigned!
We liev in a global world that is very very complex indeed. That’s got that explained now!
Its not complex here in Britain though. Deral with crooks and anti-social behavior, immigration, red tape, rules and regulations and tax.
For some strange reason, they were discussing McMental’s plight on the Week in Politics last night, and closed with the Tom Robinson Band’s “Sing if you’re Glad to be Gay.” What were they trying to tell us?
Mandleson is in charge, no doubt. Blair has the last laugh.
hang on look something is happening with his ears now
Stop the fight please referee. Gordon is in no state to defend himself. He’s cracking up before our very eyes.
Who will put him out of our misery?
Tractor Production Stats Alert
he’s going to throw somink inna minute look at the journo’s getting ready to duck hahaha
What drugs is Brown on?
I’ll have a pint!
Spot on Fraser!!!!
The questions are crap – why not ask him what reason Flint gave him for resigning – but the scorn is fantastic.
Alan Johnson resigns? Who says so?
FFS somebody shoot him – he’s lost the plot – think he’s about to put the underpants on his head and start wibbling
Wibble!
Look at his body language. Arrogant, angry, mad cnut.
Thanks for the job and the salary. I’m glad you’ve had me working on MPs’ allowances for months on end, but announced that you are bringing forward legislation of your own leaving me sod all to do, you hoon.
Consider yourself lucky mate!
He’s loosing it
ROFLMAO
Ask him if he is a bummer
He’s a fucking liar
We want public expenditure cut!!!!!!! FFS – get the straitjacket!
I remember when McNulty was on television almost every day – preening himself and lecturing us. Where’s he gone?
Burnham to health. That’ll thrill the missus. I suppose he knows all about Clinique though……
Its time for the police and our security services to act. We cannot continue to have a psychopath in No. 10.
Brown loosing it with Frazer Nelson
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Good news, public spending continues to rise. Rejoice! Zimbabwe here we come.
if he was a first world war general we’d all be dead now
Mandelson has demanded this new position, ‘or else’. He knows where all the bodies are buried.
He knows where his cock’s been buried.
I gather he does not run away from his responsibilities
COCK
Next press conf. His resignation, I hope.
hahahaha aljazeera ……blah blah blah …we get on with the job………oh my lordy lordy
no more questions
When are JOURNALISTS going to start expressing the ANGER felt by the public across the nation to these politicians??
When their pensions are decimated also?
Hmmmmm…..
Caroline Flint
MILF
MILTSTBO
Mothers I’d Love To Squeeze The Blackheads Of
But you still would
*true*
I’d just be getting on with the job :-)
Has Roy Hattersley been offered a job yet?
He can’t squeeze his lardy arse through the door of Number 10, so don’t think so…..yet.
They gave his job to a tub of lard; it was less pompous, less like an old woman, and more useful.
Calm down, Sopel. It’s only politics.
What a mess. Can’t wait ot hear Toenails spin that one
Glennis Kinnock back on the Gravy train she is the new minister for Europe
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!
who have we elected thats now in cabinet, this is ridiculous, 7 peers, what the fuck, oh plus sugar.
wtf? what a bunch of Hains
Yep BBC News 24 already spinning for Brown. Sky runing flints interview from last night
I don’t think Comical Ali could have topped that performance
So what happens when the whole government, except for Brown, has been chosen from the Lords?
Yep flint saying Brown treats women like window dressing. He hates women and loves men. Tell us something we didn’t know about Brown
Hear Bradshaw on on ITV earlier today describe Milliband D as one of “the big beasts” of Labour. I nearly pissed myself.
Sky: “It suggests that he has a problem with women…” Flint apparently says he treats wimmin like her like “window dressing”.
especially those “all wimmin” selection lists.
it’s ok when it’s positive discrimination, is it dear ?
nothing to do with women or men, its all about the BEST candidate.
get it ?
HE LOVES PEERS
SO DID HENRY THE EIGHT
I have Sky and News 24 on. BBC very positive, Sky scathing
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
Well, they’re done the first bit
Flint berates Brown for using just for ‘female window dressing’. That has to be the most spectacular U turn in politics
Sky news
BBC”: “pretty bad local election results” “Conservatives have made some gains”
I kid you not!
That’s the female ZaNu vote trashed then.
Love it when they tear each other.
The female of the species is far ……
Flint deserves what she got, nonetheless .. didn’t fancy a secretaries job in the Cabinet then, did you, Caroline ?
Don’t call Hazel or Jacqui ‘cos they won’t be returning your calls, bint.
Et tu, Flint
BBC still spinning for McShit. The BBC have no shame.
kate Hoey on News 24. Some Labour sense at last.
“Liam Byrne… Alistair Darling’s number two, if you like…” How apt, Mr. Sopel.
DO YOU MEAN LIAR BYRNE?
Flints resignation letter just read out on Sky news and it is a demolition job on Brown
Absolutely devastating
I’d fuck her.
Spit roast?
Aye and a pig pie beforehand
gang bang
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LAUD ADONIS IS IN
LAUD ADONIS
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BE FULL
Yvette Cooper. She only got the job as she lets Brown’ best mate fuck her.
.. or lets her PM f*ck her husband ?
He’s fucking fucking the whole fucking country, the fucker
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-order!
There is no doubt in my mind Balls was bought off by giving his missus a top job
In it for the country like hell they are
In it for themselves more like
Exactly Those two fat fucking troughers probably told McHoone that they needed more money.
Ambulance with square wheels for Downing Street
Isn’t Preston where all the Tax Credit officers work?
Yay the BBC moves the story on to Obama. You can do that you leftie Kuntze, but we just get our news from Sky.
Fan bloody tastic
The beauty of the internet is that who said what when is free to be examined at a later date
Say hello to truth
Wave goodbye to spin
Michael Foot doesn’t have a job yet!
What, are they considering the dead as well? What have they got Ramsey MacDonald lined up for, I wonder?
Mick Hucknall just given a peerage and made Hair Tzar
McBroon is simply wary of reds in the bed…. unlike Ponce of Darkness.
why is the beeb interveiwing a russian ex KGB when our democracy has just been hijacked by unelected peers.
I fight on, I fight to win
Rejoice in that news !
bbc why are you trying to hype up this tory’s worried about johnson stream, ohh pleeeasse
come up with your own material fraser you’re a smart guy
bbc play the only bit of the brown interveiw that sounds it was made by a rational man, the very begining before questions were asked, show him at the end aswell to ensure balance, show some of the questioning, i accuse the bbc as an organisation are labour spinning traitors. repeat your snippet as much as you like put it on loop, but we know the truth, we also know the bbc are not capable of the truth or balance.
Am I a chippy Hoon?
I wrote c.u nt not Hoon. Even Im not that vulgar.
Has Bear Grylls been appoined Minister for Defence yet?
No. I hear it’s Windsor ‘Shut Up!’ Davies.
Bear would make a better Defence Secretary than “Mr Gumpy” Ainsworth “my brain hurts!…”
It kind of reminds me of Stalin’s death, he had a stroke and needed urgent medical attention, lying powerless on the floor of his room his assistants were too scared of him to go in and disturb him. The doctors arrived too late, but it took four days for him to finally die….
We can dream, can’t we?
What a lovable character Hoon is……he has the charm of a drunk who has pissed himself
NO ONE WILL BE PROSECUTED.
THEY WILL ALL GET AWAY WITH IT.
THEY LAUGH AT US.
WE ARE THE SUCKERS.
Sadly, I think you are correct.
Hoon is a prick who was detested by most servicemen and women when he was Defence Secretary, He obviously didn’t give a stuff about the troops, as he did nothing to ensure we received decent equipment. As a result many died or were injured. Of course he doesn’t feel responsible – after all, he’s a lawyer, and therefore has no conscience. Many of us would like to put a rifle into his hands and push him out to face the Taliban… a lovely thought!
Why bother with a rifle – waste of good kit. They can have him for target practice.
For the record he has gone ‘amicably’ and been given a couple of other jobs.
The troughing continues
Let’s hope that Hoon goes for a stroll down the same path in the same wood as Dr David Kelly.
Has Scargill been made Minister of Justice yet?
Hoon is of course off to a better class of troughing – I guess Mandy told him a few wheezes – by aiming to be an EU commissioner. No, that’s not a doorman at Berlaymont – it’s a troughing champion who can seriously damage not only our lives, but also those of all EU citizens.
Can we forget about MPs for a moment? In the tidal wave of astounding information about their expenses, one name is notable by its absence – the elephant in the room. I refer, of course, to Dr Malcolm Jack. No, not an MP – the Clerk of the House of Commons. For a start, no Speaker ever made an important statement without checking with the Clerk, and in many cases the initiative for a statement would come from the Clerk. You can be absolutely sure that anything Michael Martin said about the expenses scandal would have been cleared by the Clerk. It would be interesting to know why he advised him to try to block an FOI request, for instance.
But it gets worse. According to the House of Commons website http://www.parliament.uk, “The main role of this office is advising the Speaker and MPs on House procedure . . .and managing the Commons’ departments and services. . . The Clerk is also the Chief Executive and Accounting Officer of the House of Commons and therefore has senior management responsibilities. These include chairing the Board of Management, which discusses corporate issues; authorising contracts and spending, and accounting for the use of service resources for the Commons.”
Anyone who asks will probably be told that the Clerk lives on a rarefied plane, dealing with complex procedural matters related solely to the proceedings in the Chamber – that other departments deal directly with housekeeping, finance and so on, and that these grubby goings-on have nothing to do with such a grand person. But anyone with the slightest knowledge of the House will know that all other departments defer to the Clerk – if he (and it has always been a “he”) approves of something, it will happen; if he doesn’t, it won’t.
Has Dr Jack yet accounted for his explicit or implicit approval of the use of those services to buttress MPs’ expenses? Did he know what was going on throughout? If he did not, he is incompetent. If he
did, he should be held to account. Since no “Chief Executive and Accounting Officer” of a company could escape censure in the face of similar revelations, isn’t it time someone put some searching questions to this permanent senior official?