Timed exquisitely for the middle of Gordon’s post re-shuffle press conference. Guido apologises for his earlier disparaging of her.
UPDATE : She has just said that Gordon Brown treated her as female window dressing and accused him of running a two-tier government of cronies and the rest of the cabinet. Ouch.
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Prezza breaks with Labour to tell Adam Boulton:
“I don’t like you but I don’t want to put you under statutory control.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Good man from the Evening Standard to ask Winky at the Press Conference
Brown has lost one of his Balls
Fucking Hilarious. silly cow. Thought she would change her mind again.
Clearly thought she was in for a plum Cabinet job.
Not today dear. Now go back to pissing people off ver Europe or just piss off.
McDoom has been bitch-slapped by a bitch!
No place for the gap-toothed bitch because McDoom had no room for manoeuvre!
Serves her right for sucking up earlier this week.
Dear Gordon
I believe the achievements of the Labour Government to date have been monumental and you have played an immense part in the creation of those achievements.
However, I am extremely disappointed at your failure to have an inclusive Government.
You have a two tier Government. Your inner circle and then the remainder of Cabinet.
I have the greatest respect for the women who have served as full members of Cabinet and for those who attend as and when required.
However, few are allowed into your inner circle.
Several of the women attending Cabinet – myself included – have been treated by you as little more than female window dressing.
I am not willing to attend Cabinet in a peripheral capacity any longer.
In my current role, you advised that I would attend Cabinet when Europe was on the agenda. I have only been invited once since October and not to a single political Cabinet – not even the one held a few weeks before the European elections.
Having worked hard during this campaign, I would not have been party to any plan to undermine you or the Labour Party in the run up to 4 June.
So I was extremely angry and disappointed to see newspapers briefed with invented stories of my involvement in a “Pugin Room plot”.
Time and time again I have stepped before the cameras to sincerely defend your reputation in the interests of the Labour Party and the Government as a whole. I am a natural party loyalist. Yet you have strained every sinew of that loyalty.
It has been apparent for some time that you do not see me playing a more influential role in the Government. Therefore, I have respectfully declined your offer to continue in the Government as Minister for Europe attending Cabinet.
I served six years as a backbencher and, therefore, I am not unhappy to be able to devote myself to promoting my constituency’s interests and to support the Labour Government from the backbenches.
This is a personal decision, which I have not discussed with colleagues.
Yours
Rt Hon Caroline Flint MP
Cor lumme. That’s a huge attack.
That’s a big “Fuck you” that is – from the woman who stoood up last night and defended him in his ‘hour of need’
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – fuck off Gordon, no-one likes you apart from Mandlebum and we all know the reason for that.
GENERAL ELECTION NOW PLEASE http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoToCountryNow/
Update – Elections Wipeout for the Broon.
Stage one of Operation:Annihilate Labour nearly complete.
Only a majority of about 8,500; needs a new job.
Dear Gordon
I believe the achievements of the Labour Government to date have been monumental and you have played an immense part in the creation of those achievements.
Oh, they have been ” monumental” alright, monumental fuck ups !
Wonder if the rough bitch could get away with being a high class escort?
Good, now even Labour can see that the man that they allowed to take over from Blair (as opposed to ‘elected’) is a deeply flawed and misogynistic individual.
Heavens forbid that I, as an arch-Tory, have to admit that Cherie Blair was absolutely spot on about Gordon Brown .. namely the bit about “Gordon has problems…”
Look at her CV.All public sector jobs and equalities this that and the other.Typical Nu-Liebor. Have ANY of then ever had a proper job????
The woman’s a misandrist and as much as I detest Brown, I detest opportunist bitches like this just as much.
You hooked your career to labour, you tried to manipulate the electorate with the “Gordon is leader” monologue.
You are all that’s wrong with ZanULabour – incompetent, manipulative, arrogant … and finished.
Enjoyed the show.
Now F*ck off bitch.
he has no balls or he’d be gone !
Just how much more makeup can Brown plaster on his face. At the press conference tonight he looked like a caricature of a tired old queen, which I suppose is what he is.
Better not go out in the rain with all that makeup, or else he will suffer from a faceslip.
OTR What is it that Brown doesn’t understand about FUCK OFF?
I thought he’d just acquired an extra one
ON MESSAGE……………….ELECTION BRIEFING: FRIDAY MORNING
Tough times for Labour – but not the breakthrough the Tories wanted either. We need to work hard together to come through this recession, listen to the voters, and earn back people’s trust after the expenses scandal. But if we do that then we can be confident that in a head-to-head with the Tories – where the choice is between a Labour party led by Gordon Brown and determined to stand by people, or a Tory party led by David Cameron that would walk on by when people need help most – then we can go forward from today and win.
I think the whole cabinet have found James Purnell’s resignation surprising and disappointing. Labour Party supporters were out campaigning hard yesterday and this is the last thing they would have wanted to see. James is still in the early stages of his career and I’m sure he’ll be back. His decision is the wrong one, as cabinet colleagues have said.
I think James has drawn the wrong conclusion for two reasons. First, the public wants to send us a message that after a month of hearing about moats and mortgages and duck houses that they are angry about expenses and want them sorted out fast. Second, they are worried about their jobs and want us to return our focus to accelerating economic recovery. Now those are the plans that Gordon Brown is working on and over the coming week he will make sure that he has a first class team full square behind him.
We now need to listen to voters’ anger over expenses and to act. The last thing the country needs right now is for the party to turn inward. Faith in politics has been badly shaken and needs to be restored. Families are worried about their homes and jobs and are trusting us to stand by them and bring them through the downturn.
It is already clear that these are going to be a tough set of elections at a tough time for the Labour Party – we’re in the middle of a recession, turnout is significantly down, people are clearly angry about expenses and as the party of government with the most MPs, it looks like we’re feeling the brunt of that anger.
There are some interesting results. We’ve won seats from the SNP in Scotland and held seats in places like Hastings where the Tories might have been expected to advance – meanwhile the Tories came seventh in the Hartlepool mayoral election.
Tough times for Labour but not great for Cameron either. Voters who are angry about MPs flipping homes or cleaning their moats on expenses are staying at home or voting for minor parties – but they are not switching in great numbers to the Tories. The Tories got 44% last year, when the local votes are projected into a nationwide vote. This time they’re predominantly in their heartlands but they don’t appear to be lifting off from that result. That tells us that Labour need to respond to people’s concerns but in a head-to-head, we can still win the fight with the Tories.
It’s hard to translate European and local election results into consequences for a General Election. In 1989, when we were in opposition, Labour won the European elections – but lost the 1992 General Election. In 2004, Labour were down to 22% – but we beat the Conservatives in the elections the following year.
Sunday’s national results will tell us a bit more. Anything less than 36% for the Tories means that David Cameron is falling short of where William Hague was in 1999. They had 27 MEPs last time – it will be interesting to see if they get many, many more.
Going forward: in the coming weeks we will set out widescale plans for cleaning up politics and accelerating our recovery and reforming public services.
Q&A
James Purnell’s Resignation?
I am obviously disappointed about James’s resignation. The Prime Minister and the rest of the Cabinet are absolutely focussed on the big challenges of cleaning up our politics and getting Britain back to work quicker:
how we guide the economy through the downturn and strengthen it for the future
how we push ahead with reform of and investment in our public services
how we renew trust in our democracy and Parliament.
It is sad that James has gone but we get on with the job of helping people through this downturn fairly. The PM will continue to give his undivided attention to addressing these great challenges facing our country and putting the interests of the British people first and foremost.
John Hutton resignation?
John is going to step down as an MP at the next election for personal reasons. Really sad to see him go – he’s done a fantastic job. Whole party will thank him for his contribution over the years at Dept for Health and at BERR, and particularly for his recent leadership at the Ministry of Defence, where, in the most challenging times, he has overseen the end of combat operations in Iraq and supported our troops in bringing security and stability to Afghanistan.
Time to change leader?
Right now we face the two great challenges of this era – an economic crisis that has engulfed the world and caused global recession; and a political crisis that has engulfed Westminster. In Gordon Brown we have someone not only with the economic leadership and experience to tackle the global recession and to steer us through the downturn but with the integrity and determination to sort out the challenge of MPs’ expenses.
Has Labour been worst hit by expenses row?
The vast majority of MPs work terrifically hard for their constituents and have been appalled by some of the wilder stories about moats or swimming pools. All agree that we need to take action now to restore faith in Parliament. It’s important to remember that the expenses crisis is not just confined to government but to all parties – and even David Cameron has had to answer questions about his two mortgages.
What about resignations from Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears?
Sad to see them leave – both have an excellent record. As Home Secretary, Jacqui has cut crime; introduced the tough Australian points based immigration system; and rolled out neighbourhood policing across the country. And as Communities Secretary, Hazel has led reforms in local government and ensured that we’ve had better local services as well as the lowest average council tax increase in 15 years.
What are you doing on expenses?
The vast majority of our MPs have worked terrifically hard and are doing an excellent job. They didn’t come into politics to get rich but to help people and all of them are determined to restore faith in Parliament. The old system is dead. An independent-led body will now check the claims of every MP over the past 4 years. We have agreed that in future MPs should no longer set their own pay, allowances or standards of conduct and that these should be handed over to independent regulation. MPs’ allowances are being stripped right back:
- no more claims on moats or swimming pools – no claims on furniture, household goods, gardening, cleaning, or stamp duty;
- no more ‘flipping’ or avoiding Capital Gains Tax;
- mortgage claims only on interest and capped at a maximum of £1,250 a month;
- no more London MPs claiming second homes;
- no more second home allowances for those in grace-and-favour homes;
- and no more secret second jobs.
Don’t we need a General Election?
Neither of the two great challenges we face – the economic challenge and the political challenge – would be solved by an election. And the last thing the country needs is for Labour to be talking to itself. That is why the Prime Minister and the Cabinet are focussed on the big challenges that matter to the British people: cleaning up our politics and getting Britain back to work quicker.
Why are the BNP winning in places?
BNP success down to three things: first, gut reaction of voters wanting to punish main parties; second, very low turnout; and third, their deliberate strategy of attempting to gloss over their racist nature. That means all main parties, not just Labour, need to listen and respond to voters’ anger over expenses; encourage people to get out and vote – which they will do in greater numbers at an election; and all of us need to uncover the true face of the BNP who are led by a man with convictions for inciting racial hatred. Many of the people who’ve voted for BNP are not racist and I think many of them would be appalled by the nature of that organisation as it begins to show its true face.
Do you accept part responsibility for rise in BNP?
The BNP are a fascist Party – our parents and grandparents fought a World War to defeat what the BNP stands for. There is a duty on all parties to fight the values of the BNP. We’ve campaigned hard and the PM was out on Monday directly addressing the threat of the BNP – quite unusually for a sitting PM.
The Tories are saying that Labour is to blame for the rise in the BNP – are they right?
No. We would much rather be fighting the Tories in white working class areas but in many of the places targeted by the BNP there has been no sign of the Tories since Margaret Thatcher in the mid-80s. We know that it tends to be unemployed men who are most likely to vote for the BNP – that’s why it is so important that we reach out to that group – for example, we are giving a guarantee of a job or training place to every young person out of work for more than a year. Instead of trying to get some kind of party political advantage out of this, the Tories should be setting out what they would do to help the unemployed in white working class areas, instead of ignoring them.
Background facts
Most of the seats are in county council Tory heartlands – and the last time we fought them was on General Election days when turnout was much higher – so our expectation is low
The councils up for election are predominantly County Councils in two tier areas (27). The three Labour-controlled councils majority (Derbyshire, Nottinghamshire, Staffordshire) are all vulnerable.
There are also Mayorals – although we only hold one out of the four up for election and that in an area the Tories have traditionally held
Highlights so far:
Labour gain from SNP in Glasgow (Anniesland / Drumchapel Ward). Anne McTaggart wins 2689 – 1698 on second stage of transfers
Labour gain from SNP in North Lanarkshire (Coatbridge North and Drumboig Ward). Peter Sullivan wins on several stages of transfers after leading SNP by 37% – 30% of first prefs
Hartlepool mayoral results:
first preferences only. Tories beaten into 7th place behind UKIP and the BNP. Lib Dems losing deposit.
Results for Hastings:
Braybrooke and Castle – Labour hold with 47% of the vote
Central St Leonards and Gensing – Labour hold with 40% of the vote
Hollington and Wishing Tree – labour hold with 43% of the vote
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Not too mention his mind?
She looks a well dirty bitch. Definitely takes it up the Gary Glitter if you ask me. Just as well really. With the gap between her teeth and the three pygmies she’s dropped, it’s the last tightish orifice she has left.
Don’t worry, Flint’s gone but instead Gordon has confirmed in the same press conference that we’ve been lumped with Glenys Kinnock being put into the House of Lords, and into the government. How many unelected people into government does that make that today, along with Alan Sugar? There goes Gordon’s claim to restore the democratic deficit – forcing people onto us that have NEVER faced any election.
Glenys Kinnock? Is this a joke? (looks on Google) Crumbs, no. Glenys Kinnock! That’s wrong on so many levels.
My God! This country is being made the laughing-stock of the whole world. Can’t SOMEBODY do SOMETHING!?
I just can not believe this. The man is barking fucking mad and needs sectioning pronto. Having just witnessed him at the press conference, he is in urgent need of some medication or a .45 bullet through the left ear. I prefer the second option.
Sky hs just announced that Louise Casey,that loudmouth brash nonentity is to be elevated to the House of Lords.Her CV is impressive.Apparently she started her working life in a holiday camp so the HOL should suit her very well.
it’s gone beyond a joke CALL IN THE MILITARY NOW !
Expenses?
Glenys Kinnock? another self righteous hoon
Will the word “Kinnock” now replace the word “Hoon” as a measure of total & abject uselessness, greed and scorn ?
I rather favour a combination .. as in .. “The man/woman is a complete Kinnock and a perfect Hoon” …
You F*cking Kinnock !
See – that works Ok.
“For fucks sake I’ve done a Kinnock” …. i.e. I’ve stumbled back into the waves and shat myself.
Ken Dodd too busy?
Too dead ?
Too sane.
A dab hand though at tax evasion !
For a comedian though he just lacked that certain something…. Humour !
there are SEVEN lords in the cabinet LED by that grubby little arse bandit mandelson or as someone said mindyourson !
There goes his trite little one-liner. ‘Millionaires Row’ then. Cameron will be able to slog it back over his head with ‘Unelected Row’.
With extra dollops of piss-taking of the ilk… ‘It would be churlish of me to claim Gordon Brown was an unelected Prime Minister despite his government’s manifesto committment that Tony Blair would serve a full term but …’ etc etc.
I’m sure I read something along the lines that James (Gordon) Brown announced at the age of eight that he wanted to be King of the World. He’s starting to act like some medeival King of France alright. What next? Droit de Cuissage?
Gordon Brown – The Scum King. Or Sunken. Or Something. Take your pick.
Waiting for Gord-to-Go.
Act 1 Scene 1.
“Nothing to be done.” says Milliband
“Nothing to be done.” sighs Johnson.
Curtain.
But she’s just got off the Euro gravy train. She hasn’t even unpacked yet.
total is 7 I think with Aramis, Royall an’ all
A Goverment of the unelected,
1. Mandy (NWO stooge – no mandate)
2. Kinnochio EU stooge – no mandate)
3. Gordoom (party appointed PM – NWO stooge)
What mandate do these people have?
Unelected global banker loan shark stooges in the EU making 80% of our laws.
Still think you live in a democracy?
brown on sky he believes that the people want him to carry on what people ? what a fucking liar he is getting fucking trashed in the locals so which people is he talking about ?
no. he’s gone completely hornchurch (six stops past Barking)
But where’s the end of the line?
LMFAO !!
Wish I’d said that
You will, Doc. You will.
Brown is getting on with the jobbie. He is still saying it!
Aaaaggghhh – Baroness Kinnock of Gravy Train – you have GOT to be joking! I’m going for a G&T.
Im going for a shit as it will be more fragrant than the smell around Downing Street !
McNulty, Hoon, Flint.. fuck me. Why did I waste that Magnum on Smith?
I’ve only got a bottle of pino garrido for the trio.
well, as the new “deputy,but not the actual deputy, a more sort of , just in case the leader goes barking sort of deputy, leader, Peter Mandelson might say..
“Bottoms Up”
He really is mental
Second that, he is now a full on fruitcake.
The last bloke “believed” he heard a voice from god telling him to invade Iraq. The fat scotch bloke keeps having “a vision”. The one thing none of these people do is sanity.
We dont do sanity
No It’s his dad. He still tells him what to do from the other side. He mentioned it again today.
“The last bloke “believed” he heard a voice from god telling him to invade Iraq.” so said the retarded and alcohol riddled whithnail.
but ofcourse “The last bloke” you are referring to you fucking cretin, was tony ‘the child killer and war criminal’ blair. the warmonger could not have committed his war crimes without the full support of the conservative party.
and when tony ‘the child killer and war criminal’ left the commons both sides of the house stood to applaud this modern day pol pot.
indeed blair is an even more wicked war criminal than pol pot because blair took Iraq not back to year zero but to time before law: back into anarchy.
and yet and yet, despite following this madman and cheering him now you pretend you never did.
you tory and new labour and lib dem and british nazi trolls loonies, absolute bloody loonies.
but Alan Johnson is sane.
GO JOHNSON 09!
WORKING CLASS HERO
John Lennon would be proud of you John.
Time to go to work. just do what you know.
Banks and post offices first please but I have a rather long list:
dump ID cards; full ownership of banks(we paid for them so they are ours)
;Inquiry into Iraq and Afghanistan and get the fuck out of Afghanistan;
use the profits from the banks to stabilise the coffers. those struggling with mortgages can move to the peoples bank for longer term lower payment plans. the government can pay a reduced rate to the banks for mortgage payers who are struggling so that takes care of the toxic debt problem.
we have got to get people skilled up fast. public and private organisations offer the services to do just that. cough up fast, for every pound you spend the return will be tenfold: hi tech, high quality, skill based, relevant and well paid work is the only way forward so we must get people trained up and skilled up with marketable skills, whatever the labour market may currently need.
if you do a selection of these things you will repair the damaged relationship between the state and the citizen.
a labour leader of the labour party: ’bout fucking time innit?
Your ESN if you think this could possibly happen. Tosser!
Or any work on behalf of the country.
it’s all those bloody 5 year olds he talks to…
…that’s because they just about match his intellectual level.
yvette cooper in charge of pensions great move put a fucking embezzler incharge what a fucking joke !
she did a great job embezzling the pensions of all the equitable life pensioners. undermined democracy so much that there is both a high court challenge and a parliamentary ombudsman challenge under way – also challenged by over 200 MPs to date across party on this one.
obviously as much sound judgement, integrity and moral compass as her boss who has used her as a glove puppet since he took her to the treasury.
http://edmi.parliament.uk/EDMi/EDMDetails.aspx?EDMID=38586&SESSION=899
Pub Quiz: Name the boy-wife who had shortage tenure in DWP Ministry EVER ?
Hope you don’t rely on benefits. They’ll get lost in the system.
That was an all-time hall-of-fame press conference, to be shown again and again just after Ceaucescu on the balcony. Dead duck quacking?
what a fucking liar! brown: darling is my friend and i was never going to move him adam boulton at the press conference :everybody in this room knows thats not true !brown was claiming he is a’n honest man ! absolute scum. he just dosen’t get it !
For a minister’s son he doesn’t seem to know the real truth. It figures
This man Brown is suppose to be running the Country my god he is about as much use as a third eyebrow! He is the most unconvincing liar and yet he gets support from cabinet members that enabled him to survive this can only be self serving and not in interest of the country. These people are in charge of our country and I for one am deeply troubled and fear for what is coming. We are a laughing stock around the World. Brown GO GO GO you are a disgrace.
clergy always tell the truth : as god is my witness . i never touched that alter boy !
I want to see Gordon ‘filth’ Brown suffer for a few weeks and die in disgrace.
Gordon ‘filth’ Brown abolished the 10% tax rate to thieve from the poor to give to the rich. The mental nutter insisted EVERYBODY was better off for weeks before giving a bit of money back to the poorest workers in Britain (still leaving over a million of the working poor paying tax to benefit the rich).
My dream job would be hacking the heads of Nu Labour filth with a chain saw. Nu Labour are evil to the core. They are unholy corrupt filth from Hell. Nu Labour supporters should be stabbed and set on fire.
Time to take to the streets, and not go home ’til Broon calls an Election
Ah so
Do not despise the Snake
Who knows
It may grow into a Dragon
Good grief. Geraldine Smith MP on Newsnight. Does she sound thick, or what?
Wow! She was trash. It was like some old retarded cow who works in a hairdressers shop, who scrapes the shit from from the nails of 10 year old orange slag chavs before painting them fluorescent green and asking when the baby is jew, giving her opinion on sucking dogs cocks.
Just a thought but if Broon goes and election called and Torys win and we ger our referendum we were promised,that would fuck Europe up, so is someone outside our shores pulling Broons plonker.
Seen white the shite back tracking like hell on sky at 2353hrs
WE NOW HAVE AN UN-ELECTED PRIME MINISTER IN CHARGE OF AN UNELECTED CABINET. There must be some rules somewhere.
How low can he sink
Well fuck me
Certainly.
Please, a little decorum, ladies.
Can I have your phone numbers, haven’t had a jump for years?
Charles! Charles! Stop looking at those girls. Listen to your mum now. There’s a good boy.
You do realise that, over at over on LabourLost.org the real Charles Hardwidge (who has NEVER visited this forum) is threatening to unmask you as a cruel imposter and stalker. Personally I think the old boy is selling you short. Your entertainment value here is immense.
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682 – so that’s what ‘graphics fidelity’ is all about!
And Zen, too!
Fucking delicious!
broooon says the people want him to carry on ! dont make me piss ! councils CON 14 LAB 0 seats CON +136 LAB – 154 fuck me can’t he take a hint the thick bastard !
The only people left supporting him are the miners. You can always get 20% If you keep the people in the dark.
He never was good with numbers, that explains the state of the economy !
we dont have any miners anymore !
first it was 14 nil a football score now its 18 nil a rugby score soon it will be a cricket score !
Don’t you mean ‘Curtainly’ ??
The BBC can hardly keep up with this, they are still saying that the Tories have had a dissapointing election result, despite the obvious opposite.
I pointed this out to the BBC, with no swearing, but I did accuse them of being biased towards Labour, and they refused to put my comments on Nick Robinsons blog. This is shameful really, they are as bad as the Chinese communists.
No mention of McNulty though, has he really resigned?
As for Glenys Knnock, what is the World coming to, her husband was a total cretin, a weak and unelectable politician, incompetent Commissioner, and the pair of them sum up what is so venal about the political class. Overpaid and completely useless, even worse, they now beleive they are better than everyone, when we all know the Kinnocks are a bunch of second rate wankers.
Yes, McNulty has also gone. I think the police may want a word with him!
To bring Glenys Kinnock into the fore is a big mistake. The press will rip her to pieces she’s so dreadful.
Caroline Flint is a shameless hussy (according to Mr K)…….I just think she’s shameless with a very large bottom.
She smells, apparently, which is why no one wanted to sit next to her in the Cabinet.
Or even in the wardrobe.
She gets her cocoa from Sainsbury’s.
The Kinnocks were the original snouters
Still are
Well the BBC Website has the following:
Tories ‘winning across England’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8081729.stm
Only after Cameron on the 6pm news, in response to being told he must be disappointed with the party’s lower percentage vote, “We’ve taken seats and councils not just from Labour but from the Lib Dems too, and I think that EVEN the BBC wil have to recognise that we have had a very good result”.
Idiots at the BBC STILL can’t see which way the wind is blowing.
It will soon be blowing right through every building they occupy. They had better start thinking about their own necks, just as all those dumped Labour MP’s are, and act accordingly, or be swept away by the tsunami.
Not while there are dogs on the street.
CB says
I noticed Camerons choice of words, very clever of him to send the message to Al-Beeb that the game is finally coming to conclusion
Who does this dozy bint think she is? Perhaps she’s not as stimulating to listen to as she deludes herself into believing. As far as I can see, the only thing she’s any good for is getting her tits out, and even that ability – her sole one as far as I can see – won’t last much longer. Is that remark sexist? Tough tits.
And she did it when Winky was giving his Press Conference.
Et tu Brute?
CLASS !
this tit brown say he’s picked the best people for the job to run the cabinet adam boulton said how can this be so two ministers no experience two ministers unelected seven lords inc glynis kinnock and other ministers refusing to leave the jobs they have what a fuck up joke this guy is !
beckett gone ! wants to concentrate on her modeling career !
She always was a bit of a clothes horse
at least the tories are ruthhless ( and not ruth kelly)
I think Boulton has had enough of Browns bullshit.
After Brown tried to bully him on camera the other day,telling Boulton to make sure he got his facts right, the scales seem to have dropped from Boultons eyes.
Is it just me or is there an air of resistance to all the crap put out by the toadies trying to shore up the PM. The media seem to have lost a bit of the deference to the government these days, perhaps it is because McBride/Watson have gone.
OT, No Kevin McGuire doing the rounds of Sky/News 24 defending the One Eyed Wanker this morning, Very strange
Modelling Plasticene, more like, for Gordon’s farmy-farm.
When you do a lot of faking of orgasms you develop a sense of timing.
The Penguin
Yes that’s right dear.
Guess who’s replacing her!
Glenys fcuking Kinnock
Train wreck.
Haven’t laughed so much since the Mother-in-law had to have root canal surgery !!!!
Schadenfreude,
Schadenfreude,
Our lives would be voider,
We’d all be annoyeder,
Our happiness destroyeder,
If it wasn’t for
Schadenfreude,
Schadenfreude.
Or auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
To Alan Sugar:
Never go to sea on a bogey
I sent a round robin
She has such great experience at milking the gravy train she will make an ideal Europe minister. After all it was her ginger husband who, when responsible for stopping corruption in the EU parliament, sacked the accountant who reported the extreme corruption in the bloody organisation.
Haha, got into a cabinet in before hubby, who prefers wardrobes and a length of rope…
And this whistle Blower may very well be a UKIP MEP on Sunday night. I would love her to rip Mrs Kinnock a new one the next time they meet!
Oh well, that’ll sort out any hint of corruption in the cabinet.
The Penguin
You’re joking. She gets a bloody peerage and doesn’t even have to pay for it.
Sack all peers.
Yeah, that fucks up any chance of an elected second chamber. Brown is too busy filling it with any dregs he can drag off the streets and give a peerage to, to stuff his cabinet with.
I always said he was profoundly anti-democratic. Even the BNP are more respectful of democratic principles than Labour. And that useless hoon, Johnson backs the fuckwit Brown to the hilt! Shows that he clearly has severely flawed judgement. He is a complete and total supporter of every policy mistake that Blair and Brown implemented.
The sooner democracy is respected and the People of this sovereign isle are granted the general election the better. The sooner we can sack ALL these labour hoons, the better.
23% share of the vote yesterday? What part of ‘FUCK OFF GORDON’ means ‘Please stay and get on with the job’?
The man is a lyying sack of shit!
So the lying Welsh hypocrites are back for another go at the till. How much have she and her fucking windbag of a husband made out of the European Union? They must have made so much cash they could fucking buy Wales
They don’t fucking want Wales and all those unemployed proles – like good socialists they want money and power all from other people of course as the fuckers could not make any money in the real world.
What? £.053P?
The thieving bastards
The Kinnocks haven’t made anything “out of the European Union”. They’ve made it out of us! MEPs’ pay comes from the country that sends them.
Corruption and nepotism
Corruption and despotism, more like.
You mean like Balls and Balls
Indeed.
But can someone enlighten me – is Mandleson now the country’s first unelected Deputy Prime Minister?
so much for ‘cleaning up democracy’.
Assuming, and let’s hope it doesn’t happen, Brown has a fatal heart attack tonight (or gets his pyjama cord wrapped around his neck while reading a one handed economics book in a cupboard), who will be prime minister? The deputy cannot sit in the Commons and the leader of the House is, well, not the anointed one. Up the workers anyone?
Harpic is Deputy PM, I thought, or was that yesterday ?
Wait ’til the Civil Contingencies kicks in!
the grubby little fucker yuck !
Lord Whitelaw I think, in Thatcher’s early years.
I believe Maggie had her little Willie beside her on the Commons benches at the time
He’s the first British president. You just haven’t been told yet.
kinnock another fucking trougher kids employed by parents as advisors husband incharge of commissioners where 40 million went missing all resigned but all reapointed after interview what a fucking joke ! useing lords as ministers bypasses the need for elected politicians. scummy politics .
I’d give her one for that
Who wouldn’t?
Ugh! not me
great quote from exlabour voter they are fiddling whilst rome burns !
If I had two I’d give her one!
I wouldn’t.
It’d be like fucking Worzel Gummidge…
But I’d give that Aunt Sally one
Well Neil did so it seems.
that aunt sally :una stubbs years ago my mate was at a party he walked in a bedroom where some guy was backscuttling her on the bed !
Was it Melvin Hayes?
What a scumbag move. Bang in the middle of a press conference. Today has been surreal
Flint is pre-menstrual and what she says is of no significance.
Today has been the gift that just keeps giving…
I haven’t done a stitch of work all day – just mesmerised by this government coolapsing before my very eyes!
stick around gal….. Cyclops’ll be on the phone to you again to ask you to be Minister for Culture
Ben Bradshaw will be taking time away from his uphill gardening to do that one.
What? Ben Bradshaw shag Susan Boyle? (Sort of result you’d get in a game of consequences)
#158 Funniest comment yet lol !
Susan Boyle turned down home office job.
and still this tosser hangs on
Hangs on? He expects to be PM for 10 more years.
i dont give him 10 days !
Could take a bit longer. He’s superglued on.
I’m going to go on and on and on and on
Dont even joke about it ?
God this is just such great fun!
Don’t do out tonight this is much better than booze.
It was fun for a while, whilst the t………..s were resigning,but when I saw who would replace them,I felt sick and then angry.Glenys Kinnock and now that Louise Casey.Sorry to bang on but who the f..k is she?Just some crummy loud-mouth yobbo civil servant who was supposed to help with anti-social behaviour.She is a gob-sh….te.She will be made a Dame,like nasty Kinnock.How dare Gordon Brown ennoble these two old hags.
Gordon Brown is an enemy of democracy. How utterly batshit insane would the labour party and the BBC be about making any unelected fuckwit that they can drag off the street a Lord to give them a ministerial position if it was the tories doing it on this scale?
“the people are telling me to get on with the job” WHAT FUCKING PEOPLE? T OH! The VOICES IN YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED HEAD YOU MEAN????
How the fuck would Gordon Brown have any slight clue about what the people want? WHENEVER HAS HE ASKED THEM?
He is profoundly anti-democratic and as such is an enemy of the people.
How many ministers are in the government anyway?
About half as many as there were this time yesterday, it seems.
Caroline should remember ‘YOU DON’T PUT OUT UNTIL YOU’VE BEEN PAID’
HA HA HA HA
BRILLIANT!!!!!Well Done!
Well said!
But fancy being replaced by Glenys Kinnock.
Gordon always had a crush on her.
Just about her level….
Sexist comments apart, she was known as Thetford Forest at UEA as a tribute to her bush…..
I believe she gets her cocoa at Sainsbury
Good point ?
Not something one would want on a CV.
Politicians is no better than hoors.
Gordon is clinging to the funnel as the ship goes down… have done a little cartoon http://benjaminharvey.co.uk/cartoon/labour-ship/
No.He’s such a twat that he’d grab the anchor.
genius – first good thing shes done
This is quite sad actually, We are witnessing a man clearly on the edge of a breakdown.
I’m not sad about it at all. He deserves everything that’s happening and to come, and then some.
The Penguin
I know you are right but I guess Im a big softie at heart. Just call a fuclin election and get it over with !!!
++ Claps hands++
calm down ladies.
the tories will first have to compile their policies into a manifesto.
and then they will have to explain those proposals to the public.
that will take at least six to twelve months.
oh and the tories will also have to replace their discredited leader, David Cameron.
David maximised his allowances by intentionally setting out to do so.
he is a millionaire who unbelievably claimed housing benefit. an anomaly, shhhhhuuuuurrllllleeeeeeeyy! cheapskate thieving piece of shit.
that is not the behaviour of a public servant. Dave’s a greedy c’unt.
Dave is in the wrong game.
ditto Gideon.
note to guideon: what’s with the limousines motherfucker?
you wanna ride in limos pimp then you pay for it you fucking freeloading c’unt.
what a pair of fucking wankers.
One one level, yes.
But just remember what misery he has brought to this and the next two generations, how many people are in pension schemes he has bust with his £5bn p.a. raid.
Steel yourself and rejoice at his discomfort, along with the rest of the nation (apart from the remaining deluded 20% who STILL think NuLab is the answer).
I hear the rustle of men in white coats. Hope he keeps it going a bit longer, because laughter is good for me.
The only thing he should be on the edge of is a set of trap doors with a noose around his neck. Treasonus s**t.
Call the AA!
Yeah… They can bring around one of their breakdown vans & attach the battery booster cables to his testicles.
Bit of a tough one that, Brown has never had any bollocks?
You could always attach the clamps to his ears ! frying the brain ? no , that would be a fucking lost cause as well.
Splendid sight. He seemed to be on a mixture of repeat and shuffle.
He was a happy giggly bunny Bit like the youtube video joker
I don’t like him; I hate NuLiebour with a passion, but this is pitiful.
Put him out of his misery, please. He was close to tears there.
Close to defecating himself more like.
BRILLIANT! How many more?
how many more unelected hoons are there to be?
we are looking more and more like a banana republic, get the fiji posters out Guido!
Even we don’t pull these stunts, Gordo !!!!
Great theatre. The fool is in complete denial (fascist pig) and is…”not arrogant and not complacent”. Yes you are and you are also Britain’s BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT!
Half of the f***ing cabinet will be from the Lords at this rate. I thought Labour wanted to scrap the HoL. This is Democratic Renewal. This is a load of b**l*cks!
…..at this rate he’ll need to bring in Susan Boyle
No it looks like Gordon wants to scrap the House of Commons !
Good one
That should be the first question at PMQ’s next week. “What are you lot doing? (pointing at the back-benchers) Clearly you haven’t an ounce of talent between you. Glynis, Sir Alan and all the rest, why not do away with elections altogether? It’s not like you even have to be a Labour party member anymore to get a job in Government is it…” Just light the fuse and wait for the bang!
Sir Alan is rubbish, he ran a computer business and told a young Bill Gates he wasnt interested in his software. Thats bloody awful buiness accumen.
Phantom Cruiser.
He’s good at kidding everybody though. Will fit in nicely with the rest of them
Cameron should demand that Sugar stands in the Norwich byelection if he accepts office.
Risky but worth it.
Welcome to the EUSSR.
We only have appointed Commissioners. When Lisbon’s ratified, this is the way it will be. You can play act electing your regional MPs, but under Lisbon, they cannot hold the Commissioners to account and the Commissioners will decide what can be debated by them.
Work will make you Free.
And Britain will end up their offshore prison camp for all unwanted immigrants and criminals.
Love It!
Someone throw a shoe!!
That made me chuckle. But not as much as if someone had actually thrown one.
Paul Murphy has just resigned! Who is he?
someone who doesn’t want to work with Tango Tan Hain methinks
he was keeping the Welsh Office warm whilst Peter Hain “went walk about for 18 months”
Speaking from his Neath constituency, Mr Hain added: “For a Welsh MP it is a real privilege to be Secretary of State for Wales again and I pay tribute to Paul Murphy who has been a close and valued friend for nearly 20 years and an outstanding servant of the Labour Party.”
How many people in the cabinet are actually elected ?
That would really only be an issue in a democracy where the peoples’ vote mattered, much less counted.
22 June 1995
Major got 218 votes from Conservitude MPs.
Redwood got 89 votes from Conservitude MPs.
That’s 89 votes against Major plus some abstentions.
He carried on for 2 years after that.
5 June 2009
Conservitude vote down 6% since 2004 Euro/Local elections.
Labour vote down 1% since 2004 Euro/Local Elections.
Conservitudes lost 2005 General Election.
MASTER WANKER Not sure what your point is, though I realise that it must be hard for you watching your leader implode live on national TV. I thought when it came to it that I might enjoy this moment but actually I dont. I find it rather sad. Can someone not put this man out his misery please.
he needs a visit to the priory this dickhead claims the people want him to see the job through ! he’s off his fucking rocker !
Go and play on a railway crossing,dick head
Ask your mum for some marbles, and then go and play on the motorway.
The Penguin
Not even your bullshit is going to spoil today. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages watching McDoom get fucked live on air…
Not surprised Baiter, they were always going to get hit by the expenses scandal. Personally I’m surprised they did as well as they did. Come to the GE the UKIP voters will be back in the fold and Labour will be demolished.
They lost in 2005 because they were smeared by the Labour propaganda machine for being racist when they raised valid concerns on immigration.
Not going to happen this time. We’re all sick to death of patronising, human rights touting lefties telling us what we can and can’t say.
Well to be honest if the Conservitude Party still has people like you spouting stuff like that then the Opposition benches will be full of Conservitudes for years to come. Why do you think the “Cameron make over” of the ‘nasty’ COnservitude Party was attempted? Why do you think the party logo is a blurred tree?
Anyhow it’s failed, all praise to narrow minded bigots like you, Madshipman Dananan Hananan and USKIP. The Conservitude Party is incapable of modernising because it’s full of dinosaurs.
You still here, shithead?
At least thy’re not dribbling fucking lunatics like your master.
Years of it. Your suffering will be terrible. Truly terrible.
Why does it need to “modernise” whatever that means?
The Conservative Party doesn’t have a problem: it’s full steam ahead to a landslide victory.
Nu Labia however has a serious problem: its very survival. Of course it doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the next election but what it should be focussing on is coming second, as opposed to third or forth. If it fails in that then to become The Opposition then it will never recover. Unfortunately the only priority is Broon’s self preservation: fuck the country; fuck the Party and fuck everyone else because being Prime Minister is his destiny and he will not be denied by 59 million spoilsports.
Surely there is someone in Nu Labia with balls or even an ounce of integrity who can stop this nutter? I’m not holding my breath.
The Gordophile is about to save himself by declaring himself a lord. I hope that you have a plan for yourself Master Baiter. The night of the long knives is coming
His plan is to wank himself into a froth.
As we all know, nobody admits to being a Master Bator. There’s two type of blokes: wankers and liars. MB is actually both.
Masterhandjob , just in case you happen to visit the exhibition of dinosaurs? its ” Walking with dinosaurs” and not ” wanking with dinosaurs” ??
Just to save you further embarrassment you bizarre Trotsky droid.
Kiss my timepiece you loathsome oik.
Fucking well exactly, Anonymous!
Absolutely right !!! Sick and tired of being told what to think by scum not fit to breathe!!! Napalm is too good for the treasonous troughing Huhnes called Zanu labour…
But he didn’t like it up him like I do!
Homophobes like you need to be taught a good lesson.
I haven’t been online since before 5.30. Whoever is using my pseudonym, please desist – it’s very poor netiquette.
Someone call a tailor, ive split my fucking sides….
labour lost all the councils they were defending
labour lost 40% of seats they were defending
Cant wait for the euro results
Errrr? Lost 40%? I think you’ll find that so far (according to BBC) they’ve retained 159 and lost 250. So they used to have 159+250 = 409 but now they have 159.
Or 159/409*100 = 39%. So they’ve lost 61% of their seats.
That’s not exactly a ringing endorsement from the voters is it?
Personally I think Cameron should be visiting some of these remaining 159 wards to ask these self-harming lunatics exactly what would it take for them to stop voting Labour? Would labour need to start gassing them? Appointing Cabinet members who, unlike Brown, was at least OK’ed by the imbeciles of Kirkaldy.
But Glenys Kinnock? Alan-Fucking-Sugar?
Brown has lost the plot completely. He tells us that people want him to carry on. He whitters on about a constitutional change. At the rate he’s going it’ll be constitutional change on a par with Hastings Banda. President for Life.
And don’t forget to show my portrait in your place of business. Or I’ll throw you in jail.
Fucking lunatic.
Did you ever think you see the day when our PM would lose a “fucking mad bastard” competition with the likes of Banda and Mugabe and Mobutu?
leave that to mandelson !
9th April 1992
Major won General Election <-Hint
Posted elsewhere – Paul Murphy, ZNL MP for Torfaen gone. Anyone confirm this?
BBC News website carrying it on their ticker
Fuck me !
What will it take to make him quit ?
I’ve worn out my Brown Voodoo doll and still the fucker won’t go.
It’s fun sticking pins in it’s eyes though …… I mean eye !
He’s going to call a GE!!!!!!
I live in hope!!
Charles E. Halfwit, Madster Baiter, thickos and thieves ??
Speak up ??? Can’t hear you ???
That’s because you can’t read, look up.
But that’s nothing new, nothing of importance. Just re-cycled clap trap.
Why? Are you stuck on the ceiling?
now that’s funny !
I fancy Caroline Flint even more now.
Until she opens her mouth
Depends if her lips were brushing my cock at the time.
Been watching Brown on BBC. He’s mad. Totally delusional.
Man of integrity, my arse.
Agree he really was barking.
He barks more than next-door’s terrier.
Brown is quite ill, can not someone intervene?
Yes, build a tent immediately, I’ll get the shotgun.
If it’s good enough for a faller at Aintree…..
I’ll make it pay per view and therefore self funding – w00t!
Hang a sign round his neck reading:
NIL BY MOUTH
Give my regards to Dr Gillespie, Dr K
Okay then..
Predictions – how long will he last?
One year.
Watching his laughable press conference – Fuck he is completely mad.
He gave us a you tube the sequel performance today. They say the second album is always the hardest one to pull off but Gordon has excelled himself today.
Ah, Glenys Kinnock. Of course. Mandy needs to do something, I can’t believe he hasn’t already.
Blimey, I’m away from the media for 5 minutes and I miss another one……
I regign from the Cabinet
before Brown’s press conference ends.
He thinks he knows how the public feel, he’s nuts.
Told you so…
I’m off to my shed….
browns off his shed
I’m in the kitchen, with pickle
Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Flint has that air about her of the girl you knew when young who has the reputation of doing it with anyone – an air that has always attracted me but simultaneously made me wary.
After this I’m beginning to fancy her. (Could Derek McBride counsel me, perhaps?)
What have we got to look forward to now? The delicious sight of Harridan Harperson being torn apart (again) on Newsnight; Question Time; Any Questions – rain is forecast and it will be a pleasure to stay indoors.
Waa-hey!
You sick man. Id never want to see Harpics rip.
And after being ripped apart we can out her on trial and have her burned as a witch along with all the other feminazi bitches who think that they have the right to boss men and proper women about!!!!
Hilary Benn to go next?
No chance! Brown wants some girlies in the Cabinet.
Where’s he getting this money from,is he printing it
How can somebody tell so many bare faced lies and keep a straight face?
STill, i ought to be grateful, at least he is not smiling.
Oooh, now shouting down a journo at his press conference – NURSE!!!!
He is a pathological liar.
His answer to Fraser Nelson was a bald faced lie.
He should be fucking shot.
A beautiful point, what will be the spending plans.
All that’s needed is a nutcase like Danananan Hanananan to be given prominence spouting about dismantling the NHS and the Conservitudes will be smashed to pieces.
Keep a close watch.
Can Cameron control his crazies?
Probably he can’t.
Why don’t you fuck off you cock-end?
Dream on, crusty pants
Master Baiter either is Brown or believes Brown.
Whichever is the truth, he should be pitied.
Perhaps we could get the men in white coats to bring two stretchers when they come for Il capi di tuti capi of the Scottish Mafia?
Here, have some pity: *pity*
Hey Master Wanker,Nu Lab is FUCKED
you can tell someones telling lies by the look in their eyes but looking into two bits of glass you can’t tell !
Dear oh dear oh dear
God I wish I’d thown a sickie. This should have been a bank holiday.
Government of all the talents – more like government of the spineless twats that are left
Is that right McNulty and Murphy have gone as well?
As for f***king Glenys………
I’d rather not.
BBC ticker also showing McNulty gone?
Thanks for that, I was wondering where the robbing bastard had gone.
Yes, I’m resignin as a matter of honour and I’m plannin to spend more time with me fambly.
Do you think he knows Flint has resigned? I have only just turned on the live feed of his press conference/bitch slapping, so may have missed this.
Christ… he is still saying that Labour won’t need cut any public spending. Somebody need to throw a wet fish at him.
No spending cut to reduce the biggest Government EVER. Please don’t let them go yet. I want to hear how they intend to do it.
Just keep on printing more money
I wonder what sort of love child would be produced between Flint and lizard lips Purnell?
Don’t, I haven’t had dinner yet
Then picture that particularly beast with two backs – and see if that ruins your appetite
That’s an evil thing to say, mind you don’t get a job in the cabinet
Don’t care I’d fuck them both
or prescot and becket
Charles Clarke and Hazel Blears.
I’m losing count here. Sow how many is that in the last 24 hours?
Purnell, Hoon, Flint, that woman who looks like a horse, McNulty….
Whenever I see “McNulty” I think of the “The Wire” and wonder why a Baltimore cop is in the government. Actually, our government could probably do with some Baltimore cops to shake the motherfucking lot of em up. A’right!
You’re fired!
No I’m not. You are.
I’m fired Im I then you are a sexist pig
What the fuck was snotty on at that press conference? speed,coke Fuck knows but he was on planet zogg.
Talk about delusional.
It is well Known that The Fuhrer was given speed jabs by his Doctor, maybe Gordons on Crystal meth as well ?
brown bombers
Rohypnol is my guess. Seriously.
Yeah. On meds. Has to be.
Pickles giving Manhater-Harperson a bloody good drubbing on PM. Worth a listen.
Eric Pickles the Chairman of the Conservitude Party,
“You must understand I have a job where I have to be there on time.”
Cur lassy kk
Actually – the first sensible thing you ahve ever said!
Did she get her tits out when she fucked off?
If she did McMental would have probably puked and pointed out that he is the son of the manse and entirely heterosexual despite what Lord *Guffaws*Peter trousersnakeson keeps saying and didnt want to see her baps
Nor would I and Im straight
Are we talking Eric Pickles here?
A mobile phone has just gone past my window – and I live in Kent.
What on Earth is that Title Mandy now has all about. Are they all on Coke ??
Did a fish higher up in the food chain demand Flint’s head otherwise he would not play ball?
Where is Brown’s mandate? Kings Cross?
It’s at Cockfosters – the true end of the line…
Hainault is a godforesakn place.
This is getting ridiculous – the Queen should step in and end this shamefull shambles
I have stepped in and I am doing my best, I assure you.
A woman spurned…….
…is a penny earned.
Flinty has just shafted McBust, he treated her as “female window dressing”.
wish she’d come and show me her curtains (beef) !
Flint accusing snottie of treating women as nothing more than window dressing.
I nearly shat myself!
No fury like a woman scorned. ‘WINDOW dressing’????!!!! Blears???
that’s window lickin’ good
Window shattering, more like!
For Help the Aged.
“window dressing”
Oh dear, oh dear
He’s going. I can’t see how he can hang on
Harriet and the rest of the sisterhood should take him to a tribunal for sex discrimination.
But I would want both the sisterhood and crash gordon to lose!!!!
I was so hoping that he would resign during the press conference, or at least get someone to call a cab to the Palace….
I was expecting a Blairite gang to rush in, put a sack over him and leg it.
Some sack!
I was hoping he’d put a gun to his head and pull the trigger, yet again I’ve been disappointed.
and tonight Matthew, I’m going to be…. R Budd Dwyer
“Treating her as female window dressing. Mr Brown was operating a ‘two tier Government’. Your lot, and the rest”
Ouch
Damn her. Sprayed my coffee all over my screen..
she’s made me spray a few times as well
She was offered a job in the Cabinet but apparently, making tea and sarnies for the lads was beneath her dignity.
Stroppy cow.
Perhaps Brown is a transgender lesbian?
Just a thought….
Two tier government from Flint – FIGHT – FIGHT!
Just heard on Radio 4 – Peter Mandelson admits he is gay.
Bloody hell!! He kept that quiet! The sly old bugger.
GOOD GOD…
Obviously coming from radio 4, they mean gay as in Happy.
Gay now, terribly glum yesterday
shurely shome mishtake offisher
Oh my gosh, I’m shocked, honestly.
Flint is cutting up rough
Don’t mess with the pikeys. Obviously something Gordon has never learned.
We are witnessing the loneliness of the long distance runner. Poor Prime Minister.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
AH (C)
Hell hath no fury like a woman pawned, more like.
I swapped mine for a dishwasher – one that actually stays in the kitchen and doesn’t complain.
I wonder how Lord Fumblebum of Boy will cover McBust when he’s away for PMQs? Which poor sod in the HoC will get lumbered as stand-in? Harperson again? He’s DPM in title only it would seem. Reward for failure, anyone?
Brown’s taking the piss. So, how many unelected ministers are there now who aren’t even allowed to walk into the house of commons to answer to the rest of parliament ? I make it 3.
What Brown’s doing is nothing short of treason; he should be hanged from the nearest lamppost.
lets hope one of them is a terrorist wearing a vest !
Flint must have been pushed, surely? After that pro Gordon speech last night…
Gordon promised her a good job if she was nice to him. You just can’t trust anything he says.
Caroline Flint says Gordon treated her like window dressing! What was last night all about then??
C’mon chaps you know the score – you take a lady out a bit of schmoozing promise her the world to get her to do your bidding and next morning you claim you didn’t promise anything or she must have mis-understood. Poor Caroline she’s been royally f****ed over by McBroon
It’s an awful thing to say, but I haven’t been so riveted by a piece of telly since 9/11. He has to be sectioned…….or taken down.
Same reaction here.
This is better than an drama and we know the ending ha
Doe’s the ending involve Phil Mitchell?
…with a crowbar up a musty passage…
Kinnock? WTF is he playing at? Is he some sort of Tory sleeper who has suddenly been activated ensuring the destruction of labour?
Shhh….
He is Cameron’s super-secret weapon.
Mr Fawkes has resigned and I am taking over
The websitie will smell better,the curtains will be nicer and I have been to IKEA for some cushions
Enjoy
Have you any lists?
Hurrah! Butt plugs all round!
Sad thing is they still outshine the tories
hello David, Is that a brail keyboard you are using?
Guido, Would you consider being being Home Secretary? Urgent reply please.
alister darling wont leave his job BE A FUCKING MAN ! grab his sorry arse and throw the twat out the fucking window !
Gordon, have only just read your message, but I hear you have given the job to Master Baiter, so you can fuck right off.
I think I’ve finally grasped the true meaning of schadenfreude. There is an old Hebrew word ‘mishpat’ that better describes what is going on. I’m sure Blinky’s manse father would have understood. Divine righteousness and justice are illuminating the dark, deeply hidden corruption by our amoral/immoral government. The filth and injustice is about to be swept away.
Actually, it’s the Daily Telegraph that is ‘illuminating the dark etc etc’ thanks to its wise investment in stolen info. What have divine right and justice got to do with it?
FFS, it’s a bloody newspaper.
Are you another nutter who believes that some celestial fairy whispers truth in his ear? I think we should be told.
Just heard the Flint letter of resignation.
OH BOY!!!!!!!
This is like signing up for gettaforeignwife.com & finding your bride is a top Russian porn star in her spare time. I could literally die of ecstasy & exhaustion if this goes on much longer.
STEADY ON OLD BOY THAT’S WHY THEY INVENTED VIAGRA.
The letter is a corker
so sad after last night passionate support for the PM
Why didn’t the silly bitch do it last night when they really were teetering on the edge. Too late now.
Maximum pain.
Rather like being chained to the back of a car and dragged round the streets.
The unelected mental one is having to bring in unelected peers into his cabinet, birds of feather?
McBust doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but himself and will drag the nation down with him in a scorched earth gottedamerung type deal but at least now everyone can see just how fucking deranged he is.
Been out for two hours, whats the latest tally?
Window dressing? – she should get in the window and undress, the fat titted honeymonster.
Baiter, TwAT and all the other numbnut trolls seem to be on strike today
They’ve been fired as well !!!
Window dressing?
Is Brown a Scottish Gok?
Watch this and enjoy every moment of it.
Every time Blair and Brown lied to you, every time he denied that he was stitching you up, every clever use of words to do his dastadly deeds and tax you and me more and more – this is revenge.
This is history, it is unfolding in front of your very eyes.
Enjoy every morsal of it – this is called revenge by some, karma by others.
Regardless – wallow in it, we have all earned and deserved it.
Damn straight.
But he hasn’t GONE!
I became pissed off with being treated as eye candy minister by the Glass Eyed Tightfisted Git.
Come and dress my window honeybunch, you’re gorgeous.
brown’s a gonner ! labour rebel just said there are 60 to 80 back benchers that he knows going to sign the gordon should go letter on their return to parliament on monday fucking toast !
These Labour MPs are as stupid as Brown if they think that getting rid of him will make everything alright in a few weeks, the public will forgive Labour and they will all be re-elected. Twats! Stupid Hoons.
I think it has gone beyond that. The government is imploding with a madman at the helm creating ministers like Dr Frankenstein on speed.
Iain Dale says that Mandy is now deputy PM so guess what might happen next..
Please step in your Majesty – your country needs you.
Coffee, keyboard, screen, bastard.
In respect of 179
No mention of this at all on the BBC news site. Top news on sky’s site though.
Robinson’s latest blog just goes on about how the tories still aren’t getting enough support to form a government and that gordon’s fine/safe. The “Brown Bounce” is alive and well in bbc-land.
Just a glance at the local election map and you see a blue landscape across the nation, labour and the libdems have lost seats by the bucket load and the Tories have not lost a single seat so far?
If the Tories won a six hundred seat majority at the general election you can imagine toenails would be saying it was a very dissapointing result for Cameron!
Cameron had a dig at Huw Edwards: “But Mr. Cameron, you still haven’t achieved the share of the vote you’d hoped for…”.
Cameron: “I am here outside County Hall here in Lancashire, having just taken control of not only this council, but every one we targeted. I think that should be enough for even the BBC…
He reads the blogs alright. Hi Dave (if you’re reading). Well done!
Latest announcement: Beckitt to have lizard lips Purnell’s love child after Flint says he only wants her as eye candy. What will the kid look like?
My Hoon smells like a Spanish fishing port
I just choked on my tea.
Now look you people Im off to the pub for some beer and a meal, what I need to know is will we still have a government when I get back?
will gordon last longer than my steak and chips?
Is window dressing like salad? is it for dolly and the other lickers?
Today is the first day I have ever felt REALLY embarrassed to be British. What a madhouse.
Yep, Flint really fucked him thoroughly.
It was a work of art, really.
You couldn’t wish for better timing than that.
Flint’s resignation letter:
Dear Gordon
I believe the achievements of the Labour Government to date have been monumental and you have played an immense part in the creation of those achievements.
However, I am extremely disappointed at your failure to have an inclusive Government.
You have a two tier Government. Your inner circle and then the remainder of Cabinet.
I have the greatest respect for the women who have served as full members of Cabinet and for those who attend as and when required. However, few are allowed into your inner circle. Several of the women attending Cabinet – myself included – have been treated by you as little more than female window dressing. I am not willing to attend Cabinet in a peripheral capacity any longer.
In my current role, you advised that I would attend Cabinet when Europe was on the agenda. I have only been invited once since October and not to a single political Cabinet – not even the one held a few weeks before the European elections.
Having worked hard during this campaign, I would not have been party to any plan to undermine you or the Labour Party in the run up to 4 June. So I was extremely angry and disappointed to see newspapers briefed with invented stories of my involvement in a “Pugin Room plot.”
Time and time again I have stepped before the cameras to sincerely defend your reputation in the interests of the Labour Party and the Government as a whole. I am a natural party loyalist. Yet you have strained every sinew of that loyalty.
It has been apparent for some time that you do not see me playing a more influential role in the Government. Therefore, I have respectfully declined your offer to continue in the Government as Minister for attending Cabinet.
I served six years as a backbencher and, therefore, I am not unhappy to be able to devote myself to promoting my constituency’s interests and to support the Labour Government from the backbenches.
This is a personal decision, which I have not discussed with colleagues.
Yours
Rt Hon Caroline Flint MP.
Wow. That’s a shafting in Spades!
she is clearly menopausal and should be ignored until she feels better
She splits an infinitive. This will not do.
She’s a total slapper. But today, I love her.
What fucking achievements of the Labour Party?
so what she said last night obviously she did not mean it was all just ‘window dressing’
she lied to save a lair they should all go
Fucking moron. Perhaps if you’d read the Lisbon Treaty you might have been taken seriously……window dressing got you where you are, the rest was up to you. Still shopping at sainsbury for youe nightcaps?
Might we be looking at the end of the Liebour Party?
The unions don’t like them – their local party machinery is breaking down – they can’t get funded legally – they have no coherent ideology since the death of socialism.
Could we possibly be seeing the end of mass immigration, domination by the EU and mult-culturalism?
Am I hoping too much?
No but they are still selling titles
Socialism was an historical accident and mistake
It died throughout the world except for a few looney tunes in 1989
Blair, Mandelson and Brown conned the british People into thinking they represented “modern socialism” etc Third Way, etc
We now know that was a Ponzi Scheme….
Labour and the Left in Europe only live slogams now, “anti-racism” “anti-semitism” “homohobe” etc If you do not agree with them you are smeared
After the Mcbride scandal even a Labour Cainet Minister told Ms Sylvester of the Times that New Labour was MORALLY BANKRUPTCY
We all know this now and we will return to normal civilsed values now.
(throughout Europe this is happening)
The LEFT IN BRITAIN AND EUROPE IS MERELY AN EMPTY SHELL..WITHOUT IDEOLOGY, MORALITY, IDEAS OR ANYTHING THAT ANWSERS THE PROBLEMS OF OUR CIVILISATION..
Our challenge is to propose and live up to those values…OF FREEDOM? HONESTY, WORK, INTEGRITY, RESPECT FOR NEIGHBOURS (both ways !) and TRUE PROGRESS (not the false “proress of the Left which as we see before our eyes is a return to everyting that is “nasty and brutish” and dishonest)
Seconded
Well said M15- my sentiments just much more eloquent. We are better than the corrupt,treasonish and Orwellian nature of this shower.
Their ‘Third Way’ was to impose socialism through the back door via the EU. Who wanted the USSR? Fucked economy, fucked people, fucked infrastructure.
No, much nicer to grab a shiny, functioning, solvent Europe and run that into the ground instead.
What a girly strop!
I dated a woman like that once – made my life hell!
They want it all their own way, want to be treated and seen as equals in the workplace, broken the glass ceiling and all that but the moment they do not get their own way then out comes the girly strop and, boy, it can be vicious!
No man would act like that. No man would DARE act like that.
Oh, yes. So, so very right…
After the Labour women’s performance recently (hands in the till, useless, lairs, spiteful resignations) perhaps its time the great lie was lifted.
Women are really not all they are cracked up to be. Sharon Shoesmith-style box tickers, allergic to being held responsible, compliant arse-coverers and clock-watchers.
You only have to look at the female-targeted press. Brainless celeb mags (he said, she said, oh look at her shoes..). Look at the Daily Mail home page – the left hand third is devoted to female-interest stories, revealing the average Dolly bird to be a virtual window licker, obsessed by trivia.
However, I will say one thing for the dollies, they may have a point about the new bunker cabinet. which contains three gay men (and a gay chief whip) , virtually no women and a re-tread lefty Euro-trougher woman who is worse than all the female resignees put together.
I know a few old-school gay men and they have a little time for women. Perhaps Flint could break ranks and tell us all about the gay cabal running the UK.
After all, Yelland ran the same headline when editor of The Sun and he was removed from his post….
spot on .too many women are simply not up to the job.That is why they need accelerated promotion,graduate schemes mentoring etc. If most of them had to compete on equal terms they would fail!!!! All that positive discrimination does is make it harder for those women who are up to the job because they then have to work twice as hard to be respected by men.
A BRILLIANT COUP DE FUCKING GRACE
Brown is a misogynistic closet gay. He hates women and they are repulsed by him.
I find him to my taste.
Yes but…. have you ….you know….. done it with him?
It would explain a lot!
Spit or swallow?
Does the Telegraph have more on Brown’s expenses? Tonight? Anyone know anything about this?
In all my 55 years on this planet and always taking a very keen interest in politics, I have never ever ever seen a press conference like the one I just sat through and watched. I think we really do need God’s help now. I am utterly utterly speechless. There may be a case to have him sectioned, I really do believe he is living in a world that exists only in his head. No sense what so ever of reality. just waht do we do now. His party has just been completely wiped out in the local elections for Gods sake. I just can’t believe what that man has just said. Lokks like the only way now is street demonstartions.
I really really despair, my God
Welcome to Guido,Lady Kinnock.
Gordon was clearly an embarrasment today, the whole press pack know it, you could sense them all thinking “Fuck me he really has lost it”. Call a fuckin Doctor for pitys sake !
car crash politics at its worst
can we please have a government now?
Why didnt one of the journalists ask him simply ‘do you believe the shite you are spouting here, because no-one in the room or the country does?’
Call a doctor?
I’m busy washing my socks, I’m afraid.
Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night, etc.
or a sniper
Yeah – I despair of God, too!
I know that Flint was given a hard time (phnarrr, phnarrr) on sky last night, but she came (phnarrr, phna…oh forget it) across as someone who was going to stay with Snotty.
I wonder just how much of this was her decision?
She’s finding out what it’s like in the locker room. The only feminine influence in a gay club is a mummy figure like Frau Harperson — they are just about tolerated, they are no threat.
I’ve seen it happen time and time again, put one gay (Mandleson) in a position of power and they start treating their workplace like a dating agency.
It’s not just Harperson.Look at Jowell,Hodge,Cooper-Balls,Lady (now) Baroness Kinnock,Baroness-I-get-pissed-every-night Casey,Baroness with-red-hair-who-was-crap-on-QT-last-night-who-is-leader-of-the-Lords,Baroness Scotland and those two old birds from the north east who have been promoted way above their talents.Not one of them womanly and feminine.These are all Gordo’s choice.Then take a look at his wife.She looks like a lumpen prole.Absolutely no style whatsoever.
The only feminine gay icons who are tolerated are airheads like Princess Diana — totally dim (1 O’Level) and as mad as a box of snakes = no threat (again).
Looking forward to sharing quality time with Pensioner Phain and Gladys Screws.
Flint came across?
Phwooaaarrr!
IMPO, the ambition screams out from her resignation letter along with a sense of believing she deserved better.
Why do so many of these career women feel they have an automatic right to career progression, power and status?
Have to admit that I only thought of her as window dressing.
Well you see Caroline thought she was onto a good number, flashing her pins in the Observer, “I’m so beautiful, I can con these honkies and be important” only trouble is it was completely lost on the gay Jock mafia.
You were in the wrong bar sweetie.
Spot on….!
An advert for what Labour have done to NHS dentistry with those teeth.
Ah sweet Caroline.
Front bottom like a pony’s nose.
You git! You made me snort my beer!
You git! You made me snort another line!
Someone looking for me ?
Er… does anyone have any chin supports and some soothing balm? Mine has hit the floor so many times in the last few days. One more shocker and… I’m worried I’ll do some permanent damage and end up being unable to control it like Gordo.
Well, not the end of the Labour Party.
But perhaps the beginning of the end?
An end to all the holier- than- fucking- thou moralism?
The daily conveyor belt of lies that is politely called ‘spin’?
The routine incompetence because for the past 12 years ministers have equated announcements of ‘initiatives’ with real policy work?
The character assasination of political opponents?
The browbeating and moral blackmail of the British public?
Maybe this is the beginning of the end of all this shit?
A good summary of the nightmare that is NULAB.
‘This is a personal decision, which I have not discussed with colleagues.’ Pull the other one Caroline.
I wish she’d pull mine – she’s as fit as fuck
Not a word of a lie.
You obviously haven’t seen her from the waist down.
Good dressing though
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/may/10/fashion-caroline-flint?picture=346969477
Nonsense, Pinky.
Forcing our government into disintegration is a wonderful sign of a new enlightenment. All statists should have to suffer like this.
Vive l’evolution.
surely not long till hazel is back rocking the boat!!
What does Papa Gordon not understand about the message the electorate are sending him?
Time to make July 4th our Independence day.
What is it about Labout 0, null points that Gordon doesnt understand ?
Will all Ministers rushing to resign please form an orderly queue before someone gets hurt
It’s like the opening of a new Primark.
Or IKEA when the sofas are reduced….
Brown probably just got a huge boost in potential male voters.
If the Pugin Room plot had been all male can you imagine the hell to pay from all the girlie MPs complaining they were not allowed to attend?
Girlie Labour MPs want it all don’t they?
Yes we do. I myself personally feel that being photographed in a selection of cheap frocks and nasty shoes did wonders for my brilliant career as minister for makeup.
BBC reporting that GCSE pupils are getting good luck messages from celebrities.
This lot *has* to be next.
soon GCSE pupils will be sending good luck messages to ministers.
Did we miss this in the mayhem?:
“Peter Mandelson has just been made Deputy Prime Minister. ”
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/
No we didn’t. See previous thread.
This is going to be hugely interesting – and more that a little frightening.
He has de facto become PM in fact
Brown is obviously totally inacapable of being PM
So he has a keeper now…
He’s called “First Secretary of State” now.
Mandelson as caretaker if something happened to Brown ….
Cherie Blair for Foreign Secretary …
Brown has been nuked by his own side…
Let’s hope Jonah doesn’t go gaga enough to launch them for real… Is that a mushroom cloud I see before us?
Unless the nice doctors will come to take him away for a bit of a rest, that is.
Hahaha! Cameron thanking the faithful for their efforts! He should send Gordo a bouquet!
well in mid afternoon according to Downing St sources, Sky rumoured Flint was going to Health, by late afternoon she was staying at Europe and by 5.30 she resigned. WTF.
Only a very special man could arrange this level of shambles.
Simple – he’s a schizophrenic.
Some of me thinks he is, and some of me that he isn’t.
We need to hit the streets if this fooker aint gone by the end of the month.
No if’s or buts. The students will be out of uni with no job prospects either and JSA won’t cover all the festival costs to keep them entertained so a giant protest is there for the making this summer.
Students… the lazy fuckas cant get ouuta bed.
there was no ’68 in this country.
Let’s be clear. Flinty wrote “Several of the women attending Cabinet – myself included – have been treated by you as little more than female window dressing.”
Who are the other “several”? Beckett? Blears? Is this terrible miscasting because Cyclops has only one eye? For sure he couldn’t see Caroline’s blackheads.
Has he included Lilly Allen in his reshuffle yet ?
… & Amy Winehouse as Chair of the Party
I hear Amy has been offered the position of honorary somelier to the (wine) cabinet.
Government of all the Dregs.
Another triumph for Gordon! What doesn’t kill him makes him stronger….onward to election victory…1000 year Reich!
We have women MP feels she’s a piece of window dressing when she was working for a pc PM,now what would the lefties that troll this blog call a PM who does that ummm, oh yes a misogynist,oh dear how things have turned.
If the truth be told they Westminster Belles were always window-dressing
But out Tony just flashed them his luvly upper-glass grin and they went all goooey..
capische…
“Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer ! Gordo ist der Fuhrer ! Sieg Hiel !”
Toys thrown out of pram!
Caroline Flint is OK until
1) She opens her mouth
2) The camera points at her arse. Each cheek has its own postcode.
Arrrr.
the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’
…or so I have read.
Taptastic!
her arse is like a bead head in a space hopper race
or even a dead bead – damn this diksleksyer
I love this woman, so much to work with
Gordon Brown IS the RIGHT man for the job – to continue his agenda to hollow out what’s left of the United Kingdom and hand it over to the fascists in Europe and his beloved banksters.
A serious question;
Given the way Mandy was helicoptered in to the cabinet without being elected as an MP, is it possible that this person could then become PM?
i.e. become PM without ever being elected byanybody?
Just curious.
Just heard some more about the reshuffle – Danny La-rue has been given health …….
A great friend…
Dick emery is a useful stuff to have to hand when planning an encounter with the new First Treasury Sec.
As a Lord, I don’t think he’s allowed in the Commons, which makes for an interesting scenario.
Mandy? Don’t you mean the NEW First Secretary of State, Lord President of the Council and Business Secretary. Not that I worry about titles and baubles its the British People I’m interested in. Especially the men.
He is already de facto PM
That is what you have not understood yet..
No important decision will now be made without his approval…
SO he has his cake and is eating it…
Unelected Life Peer will full power
And this is the Labour Party my friends…
And Mandelacash will brief him before he goes to the House of Commoons and will just tell him what to say and hope that he does not blubber too much or fall down at the Dispatch Box…!!
But IMHO Mandy is taking a chance..(even though he will always say that he acted for the good of the Party etc)
because I think like most of you that Brown is seriously mentally ill..and is very near breakdown…
But no one “in official circles” wants to admit it…
Mandy is just running cirles around the remaining useful idiots in the Cabinet
I am sure that he and Tony Blair have decided to try and salvage something out of the New Labour wrechage by just keeping the MadMad on a dog leash…
With Mandy actually running things (and probably phoning Tony once day) until the can save a few seats in the HoC.
Then Blair and Mandy and the Boys off jet setting to Corfu, NYC, LA to spend their millions…
capische…,
Do you really think there is anyone in the umpteenth Labour cabinet who can think apart from Mandy ?
And if there are one or two young ones who can actually read AND write, they keep their mouths shut in front of Mandy…
That’s the obvious reality of the situation…
PS For your information, one of Mandy’s gays friends in Government told me that when New Labour came in in 97 “Mandeslon sat on 11 Cabinet Sub-Committees as the Minder”…and he added..”.Never in British History has a Minister sat on so many Cabinet Committees (any Cabinet insider here can confirm this true story)…
Fuck me this is glorious!
A minute’s a long time in politics these days….
Hmmm, changed my mind
Just seen a close up of Flint – moose.
Yeah – Flint at first viewing is quite tasty, but when you get an idea of the body – oh no, no, no…
Even with her detestible ideology she’d be fuckable if her body were slim. She’s got legs like fucking oak tree trunks.
But she does open her mouth wide …
she’s ok for a pikey
LRF*
*Low Resolution Fox.
Grade A munter, but she probably sells a lot of heather on the side.
You’ve done a lot for my education. most helpful…
If more female MPs like Flint resign Brown might well have a chance of staying PM by getting several hundred thousand men, fed up with political correctness parachuting women into all sorts of high level jobs, turning out and voting for him!
This is not government it is a cluster-fuck-up
Re-shuffle ? Re-launch ? Re-view ?
No just fucking Re-sign , the whole lot of them
Clive (Lord) Soley, Labour old Guard, has said that Gordon Brown should go.
I’m a close relative
But are you Middle of the Road?
Ohhhh soley soley; soley soley, soley soley…
Fucking delicious!
Your nickname isn’t ”Rs’ is it?
I have a mandate to get on and finish the jobbie…
And what a pair of curtains!
I hate it when women throw the ‘it’s because I’m a woman’ line in when it suits them. Like she didn’t capitalise on it with her Guardian fashion shoots et al. I’ve clambered the greasy pole in a couple of careers without having to resort to playing the female card (in any sense). So long as you are partial to a pint and can give as good as you get when the sexist banter kicks off it’s never an issue.
Ah, but you are in the minority of career ‘girlies’ perhaps?
Many women in the workplace these days expect to be parachuted into middle and senior management in the public sector, some of them then being parachuted into a nice safe seat, become an MP before they are 35 and then expect, nay demand, to be in the Cabinet running the country!
Your gender uses their sex/gender to advance themselves in modern Britain, at the expense of men, and the moment you do not have things go your own way then you cry foul, have a strop and claim that things are going against you because of your sex/gender… when it was your sex/gender that got you ahead in the first place…
Us men should all go out and get full sex-changes and beat you at your own game – let’s face it, most of your have cut off our balls anyhow. Perhaps Brown remembered where he puts his!?
There is no equality in modern Britain – everything is in the woman’s favour and no doubt millions of men across Britain will be howling with laughter tonight!
Its all part of the “effeminisation” of Britain. The rule of law being replaced by crimes of making people “uncomfortable”.
I’ve not noticed I’m in a minority. Maybe I’ve chosen careers that don’t attract fragile egos of either sex. Maybe your experience is different. I’ve heard both sides of the ‘evil women/evil men’ from friends at various times – and have some sympathy with both. Seems to me it depends on the individual. I reckon I’ve just been lucky in both my professional and personal life, so I have no axe to grind.
I’ve got a long greasy pole for women to climb on init.
Come off it. Brown is clearly a misogynist. He likes the male variety of the species, detests the female.
Maybe he is. But if so he was last night as well.
Can anyone actually remember anything Caroline Flint has actually said before today? Or is it all posturing in the media?
A good looking woman who has made the best of her looks but really can’t cut the mustard at the top.
Mind you, Gordo has just made Postman Pat the home secretary.
See… it’s not like we’re short of shit male MPs.
Flint has been a clothes horse…
Will she now become a stalking horse??
A stalking clothes horse…genius
No Gordon’s night mare.
Are they going to appoint Lord Elpus as Community Secretary?
Brown says…
“Bob Ainsworth is a good choice for defence as he is popular with the armed forces…..”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!11!!1
If ever there was proof that Brown is bonkers there you have it.
News for you cyclops…we think Ainsworth is almost as big a hoon as you are.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=124940.html
I take it Biscuits Brown are not as popular now as they were in my day?
With Cheese Possessed?
The solitary daily barley (Alan) sugar the antidote to the hexy-block poison?
Useless Lib Dems lost seats.
They STILL beat Labour.
That’s how much people want you to stay on, Gordon.
Re: Ainsworth being in charge of the armed forces – the guy’s a fucking former(?) Marxist.
Can you imagine a former member of National Front having a cabinet job?
Perhaps we’re seeing the end of these fucking former(?) commies.
PLEEEEEASE !!! My name is spelt BOB AIN’TWORTH-ALIGHT
I wonder if he will call on Bono?
Dont be silly he’s not elected…..oh no hang on…..
Watch Mandlesons interview with Boulton in front of no 10 earlier. Was his phrase “pain and difficulty” a coded reference to the Pm’s Mental state ?
Maybe if Asperger McBroon asked her nicely, Susan Boyle might accept a people’s peerage and join his cabinet of curiosities.
I thought Hazel was going to sing like a canary
TORIES CONTROL NOTTINGHAM
GOODBYE LABOUR
BBC says result is disappointing for Tories.
In the council elections, Labour have Null Points, zero, not a sausage, bugger all!
Precisely 0 councils out of 34. The Tories have 27.
This is how Gordon knows that ‘people’ want him to stay and ‘get on with the job’.
What fucking people? Utterly delusional.
Exactly! What fucking people? Maybe the voices in his head!
BBC still thinks the results are disappointing for Tories.
Kinnock has been brought in to ram the Lisbon ratification through – just wait.
I cannot believe we are stuck with this bunch of crooks, liars; blackmailing eachother for cabinet positions. Fuck Flint; she was singing his praises last night the lying bitch. She has zero credibility as do the rest of these monkeys.
We’ve got some fucking nerve complaining to third world countries about their record on democracy when we have an unelected pm making deals with labour careerists just so they dont plunge the knife into his back.
The really ironic part is look how easy (in comparison) it was for the Tories to get rid of Thatcher, and she had been elected PM. They deposed her relatively quickly but with Brown we are stuck with this delusional half-wit for at least another year.
I’m so mad Im practically hyperventilating!
Hasn’t the UK already ratified Lisbon ?
I dont think so. Thats why Cameron is still sort of promising a referendum. The caveat being that its not yet ratified.
I dont think its gone to HOL which is where Kinnock will be. It has to pass through that chamber – as far as im aware.
Perhaps a constitutional expert in the house could clarify matters.
it wont be passed when people riot on the streets.
It cannot be ratified until all parties have agreed. The Irish have rejected it, but will have to vote again in October (this time in much reduced economic circumstances) and with no doubt, the threat of no EU grants or favours unless they play ball.
We MUST hold an general election before October so the Tories can deliver the referendum and get our NO vote in before the Irish (that’s why Gordon won’t hold a GE — he’s sold his soul to the EU with the promise of rich pickings forever — and Mandy won’t let Gordon off the hook as he’s promised to deliver Blair the EU Presidency so he can prance on the international stage again with the big boys).
That’s why it was so important not to waste a vote on UKIP yesterday — the only party with the muscle to reject the Lisbon Treaty and force a general election are the Tories.
Otherwise, it’s the nuclear option and we pull out of Europe, end of…
I go on electoral observation missions – been doing them since 1996. The British government sends me out to former communist republics to make sure they have free and fair political systems.
What a bunch of hypocritical fucking crooks they are.
And if anyone doubts whether we still have the rule of Common Law, this was sneaked by the Met:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8085207.stm
Over to you Boris, you got his boss.
Why do you think Mandy’s here?
What is the Zanu project all about if its not finally stiffing us on Europe?
Why are they hanging on – apart from the money?
How did Mandy ‘de-camp’ from his Euro job with such secrecy and in such short time?
See above. I’m not a constitutional expert but I reckon I’m right about their ambitions.
Let’s all sing the International together… fucking power-crazed commies.
Mandy’s the key… take him out and it fails.
Shame that girl’s green custard wasn’t polonium.
Who says it wasn’t
The UK ratified the Lisbon Treaty last year. It can only come into force once it has been ratified by all countries.
UK didn’t. Gordon did with HM blessing.
Very strange! The BBC is saying that Labour’s share of the vote was only 23 per cent. But not paying much attention to the fact that the Liberals got 28 per cent.
Labour have been knocked back into third place!
200 labour councilors gone and 11 more councils still to declare, just a flesh wound.
Ok so we lost every single council seat and the torries cleaned up, now that we have got that irritation over with we can resume our rightfull role in getting on with our task in hand to Govern the country.
sorry i spelt Tories wrong, it must be these tablets
“‘Tis only a scratch”!
At least DC put the BBC right during an interview this evening, suggesting (correctly) that they were underplaying the scale of the Conservative achievement.
The champagne socialists at the BBC will be drinking cyanide tonight
UPDATE: The man is plainly deranged. I don’t use that word lightly about the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, but there is no other way to describe his press conference a moment ago. He denied flat-out that he had wanted to shift the Chancellor, and breezily tried to tell the assembled journalists that, when people saw the results of his reforms, support would come back. Eh? We have now got to the stage where not a single Labour MP will serve as Europe Minister. John Denham has gone, Caroline Flint has gone, Paul Murphy has gone. Yet the Broon continues to blather about the recovery of the housing sector! He’s mad: stark staring mad. It’s over
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/daniel_hannan/blog/2009/06/05/labour_cant_even_lose_with_dignity
For a lay man, that’s a remarkably accurate diganosis. Have you ever considered a career in medicine? These type of cases always end badly unless immediate help is sought. Fortunately, having successfully treated Miss Boyle, I now have a bed available at my clinic. It will be long road to recovery but I’m confident that with the right care and treatment the patient will be able to enjoy some quality of life provided he is monitored carefully and kept away from any position of responsibility.
Another lay man. He is possibly showing symptoms of pychosis: Apart from dillusion, compulsive nature, temper, fingernails, regression to childhood memories, etc.?
PS Another symptom is the urge to spend and buy things for comfort and often a collector of something usually memorbilia. What gives the game away is the constant reference to father and money. The word ‘mad’ is offensive even in free speech.
The female window dresser:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/may/10/caroline-flint-uk-politics
I hope she likes sugar lumps
“I have a power in a way that many other women don’t have in many other walks of life. So I think that when these things get you down, it’s just worth reminding myself about that.”
Enough said.
I want my cake and eat it.
From the article:
She seems at pains to emphasise this fact, as if I might be about to dismiss her as a lightweight flibbertigibbet who thinks GDP is a brand of hair straightener. Has she ever experienced sexism among her older, male colleagues? “No, not really,” she says without hesitation. The unspoken subtext seems to be: they wouldn’t dare.
Could you make that up? Where’s her powder puff?
She has power alright. Look at them legs! Whoaaa! Like a horse. Pity she ain’t running in the Derby – she’d have a better chance of winning that than regaining her parliamentary seat.
I do think she’d make an excellent staking horse though… hence the sugar lump comment above.
She’s now suitably enraged enough to offer herself in the role, yet no-one could consider that she would emerge as a serious challenger once the stalking horse phase was over and the principle of a leadership election established.
If her career is finished she can always do what all these airheads do and pose for a Lads mag or stage a lesbian kiss
This is like a shabby soap opera. I watched the butt ugly slapper Flint on Sky last night sticking the knife into her “good friend” Blears. Clearly she was expecting to get her just deserts from Comrade Brownstainovich. Nothing was forthcoming so she has quit. Pathetic. If she had any integrity she would have gone the same time as Purnell.
I think she was supposed to go just after Purnell but changed her mind. She’s just a wishy washy idiot; nulabour trash who plays games and fucks around with people (including her friends). Like most nulabourites she’s a pretty nasty piece of work (albeit ‘dumbed down’) and like most good left wingers she loves a bit of infighting. And like most socialists she is duplicitous, hypocritical, dishonest and extremely ‘chippy’.
I find it hard to believe a person of Flint’s calibre ever held such high office.
If you don’t believe it – ask her husband what she did.
At’s not pleasant reading – just goes to show what Blair’s ‘Babes’ are – venal to the point of pure poison!
Cocoa at sainsbury
Beyond belief. Even the bloody Nigerian national press is laughing at us.
Odds on Winky being sectioned?
I’m in Nairobi this week. They’re laughing at the British here too.
Cameron just gave the BBC a slap at the end of an interview. They were pouring cold water on the Tory gains, and he said “even the BBC, have to admit we’ve done well today”. They immediately ended the interview.
I guess they wont be popping corks in the corridors of five live today.
Snap!
I really hope that Cameron won’t be magnanimous in victory towards the BBC. They have basically shat on his party for over a decade. Their partisanship is disgraceful. They squander billions on absolute shit – including ‘celebrities’ like Jonathon Ross. I used to stick up for them like mad because of Attenborough etc. but now I wish that they were given, say, 20% of the licence fee and told to fuck off and make the rest of the money whatever way they liked.
The front page of their own website shows what pathological liars they are:
Con + 187
Lab -201
Or do plus and minus mean something different in Al Jabeebistan?
Earlier on today their website was claiming the Tory gains were nothing to write home about. I doubt Cameron will give the BBC the shafting they deserve should he become PM but I live in hope. It is time to pull the plug on the BBC and let them make their own way in the world.
20% Sarah
No
0%
They must make their money like any other media company..
They would then fall to pieces in 3 months…
Does any sane person actually take the BBC seriously these days.
I take them seriously, but then I am barking
So do I, but then again they’re always paying for me to come into the studio to lie for labour and pump out draper’s latest smears.
Oh, and I’m also barking.
I like ‘em
Me to and Im just a plain ole Boarding school girl with loads of dosh !
Daivd Cameron took a dig at the BBC on the 6PM News. 2Even the BBC has to admit these are good results for us” he said laughing.
Thing is David, the BBC are already spinning this as a BAD day for you but a good day for Gordon. toenails even said today is a good day for Gordon at the start of the news.
He did it well, with wit.
Toenails Robinson and his ilk think they can get away with it and really do believe we will still fall for all their shit, simply because they are surrounded with like-minds, every hour of every day.
The likes of Robinson think we will take the crumbs of his mighty political insight that drop from their tables and greedily devour them without scrutiny or question.
Toenails doesn’t even read his own blog comments, otherwise the pompous twat would realize that the game was up.
There’s a hard rain gonna fall, Nick.
Fuck the bbc just stop watching their news output !
Toenails Robinson and his ilk think they can get away with it and really do believe we will still fall for all their shit, simply because they are surrounded with ‘like-minds’, every single hour of every single day.
The likes of Robinson think we will gratefully accept the crumbs of mighty political insight that drop from their tables and greedily devour them, without scrutiny or question.
Toenails doesn’t even read his own blog comments, otherwise the pompous twat would realize that the game was well and truly up.
There’s a hard rain gonna fall, Nick.
He’s got a modding queue as long as Mandy’s rap sheet. Clearly popular opinion believes him to be an Hoon.
Welcome back, Maesteg Maggot, Steve Morgan.
The power behind Perma Tan Phain.
Let combat begin. Again.
This is all wonderful news and no doubt will bring down Brown. The only trouble is who is there to look forward to in any of the parties?
This gets better – Glenys Kinnock is her replacement:
http://www.indhome.com/2009/06/05/caroline-flint-quits-as-europe-minister-and-is-replaced-by-glenys-kinnock/
Yeah – neither ever read the Lisbon Treaty, but Glenys has an encyclopeadic knowledge of the MEP expenses code…..so it’s an upgrade, right?
The news media are crap, Sky are crap, Boulton is a Liebor luvie, and the Beeb are a national disgrace.
I sopped reaqding papers and I’m about to stop watching overpaid twats analyising events
Boulton is starting to make atone for his sins, Beeb needs a hatchet job and sold off.
Gordon Brown for sale:
http://is.gd/PiuW
by quick I’m sure ebay will delete it soon
The ad has to be seen – it’s fucking excellent!
and only one bid !
That is brilliant. liked the description.
Hey, someone outbid me!
He’s mine, I tell you, all mine bwahahahahahaha
£2.95 and that’s my final offer. Thats two pounds, nineteen shillings and sixpence in real money……
£3.40
Stop it, you bastards!
“You’re currently the highest bidder, but you’re only one bid from letting it get away. ”
Sob…
The ad must be genuine, I’ve just checked the guy’s feedback and he’s just sold three Bratz dolls. (honestly!)
Can he do flint for a lighter
I fear the concepts ‘Run the Country’ and ‘Let’s Play Farmy-Farm… I’ll be Boss!’ have become intertwined in poor Gordon’s mind.
Don’t feel any sympathy for him, it will only postpone his terminal re-engagement with reality.
Mrs Kinnock? HM should use her perogative to institute a new order:
For Female Service, and make her a member. Then she can be appropriately listed as
Glenys Kinnock FFS
Her husband must surely have been the worst Prime Minister we never had, while Broon is the worst we never voted for.
The problem with this protest vote against Labour is we now have to put up with the Tory’s thinking these results mean they are going to win the next election! No chance. Tactical voting yesterday was just meant to send a clear message to labour for Fecking things up in general. Come the big one next year but hopefully sooner we can get rid of all corrupt MPs including the all Tory ones. Using Tory’s as a weapon yesterday was a bit of fun and not a wasted vote for once. Doesn’t matter who’s in the council as who ever it is usually fecks up anyway. Why should the Tory’s be any different than when they were in power last time?
I disagree.
Who runs the council is important. I have lived under both Labour and Tory councils, and whilst both exhibit the usual graft, sleeze and nepotism ingrained in local politicing, the Torys are better value for money, less obviously crooks, and run things more efficiently. YMMV.
Protest vote, if that was a protest vote, they should have gone to the other parties but the Tories votes in most councils has shot up, so dont talk crap, it was a clear message to Labour that people want them gone.
Who gives a shit? They cant do anywhere near as much damage as a retarded scotsman with delusions of grandeur
I think Tories will be more willing to sack five-a-day co-ordinators (should they smoke so much?)
Gordon Brown is Britain’s first multicultural Prime Minister. A walking, talking, moving , breathing Mongolian Clusterf**k.
Outstanding TT a description worth memorising.
We need to send BOB MUGABE another knighthood in the post as he was the first person on record to call Gordon Brown ”Mad”
”I don’t know what this mad Prime Minister Brown is talking about”
Coming from an expert on loose grips of reality, we really should of heeded his advice.
As most of us have no clue what mad broon is on about 90% of the time either
should of? what the fuck does ‘should of’ mean?
Aint that hard bitch FLINT made herself a fucking laughing stock.
Anyone promises to cancel the HIP operation gets my vote.
If Margaret Becket was a muslim,she would have to wear two Burhas,just in case one fell off and scared tge fucking kids.
REPLACE THE HIPS
HIP Operation? What are you on about? Do you want to bring about the end of the NHS or are you some estate agent desperately trying to ramp up house prices?
Hang on, if you are trying to ramp house prices you must be a ruddy MP!
That’s Hoon’s new job…
REPLACE THE WHIPS I SAY
Quite – a double nijab-job.
My boss called me in this afternoon and told me that nobody like me, I was absolutely shit at my job, no-one wanted to be on my team and what was I going to do about it.
I told him that I wasn’t going to leave in the middle of a crisis, that I was sure he would want me to see things through and get on with my job.
I’m sending this from casualty – a pity politics isn’t as easy
“This may not be end but it is the beginning of the end”. Standby for the death of Labour and an official LibDem opposition. Or UKIP!
Well – the ‘stupid’ vote may go en masse to the LibDems, or split to the Greens or the BNP fascists. We won’t have to put up with Liebour anymore, hopefully.
Brown is now so weakened that coupled with the accusations of him being a woman hater will leave the way open for Harman to get whatever she wants. Tomorrow she will ask Gordon if it can be made a criminal offence to have a penis and Gordon will agree !! Fuck me Harman can do some damage now. Be Afraid.
Will Charles Hardly-a-Todger be allowed to keep his on the grounds that ‘it’s really just a rather prominent Cl*t?
that press conference was as bad as the Youtube video, who exactly is GB talking to, not the press they looked bewildered by him, not the electrate we want a General Election, the country as just turned into a nice shade of blue, and G Brown stands there talking to himself, somebody take him away please.
He was just repeating the dress rehearsal Mandy organised for him one hour before..
And he had taken his pills at the right moment as well…
So he was thinking to himself
Will my Minder approve ?
We are really at that level of madness now…
But no one yet, (except for Guido who understood it long ago, as did other insiders who are getting very worried now) wants to admit publicly that the PM is mentally incapable…(in the legal sense)
He is completely . . . utterly . . . bonkers
She didn’t get what she wanted so she flounced of in a huff
Something that no man has ever witnessed before!
I hope she whips Gordo’s ass
I imagine many an MP would wish for that
and many of us lesser mortals…….
Well, she can always take her talents to the nearest pole-dancing club, seeing as New Labour are absolutely enamoured with them.
So what’s happened to this round-robin email?
Or are the Labour back-benchers as gutless as their leaders?
Can’t even organise a cluster fuck
Of course not
And Purnell is being hired to feature in TV commercials produced by his girl friend..
Good face that one…
For John Lewis no doubt…
He’ll still have some good expenses then ?
CAROLINE FLINT – LORN, A FINE CLIT
Looks like you would find a cock down there, never mind a clit!
A strap-on, actually…
I’m bending over forwards to help everyone I can.
Mendelson happy she was not his type!!
Happy days! I’m going to have a celebration drink for Labours death knell
Obama calls embattled Brown…
Is Dat you there Goblin Boss?
wasssssup
NO YOU CAN’T
Yo Barack !!
It’s just you and me Obama boy, thanks to you yanks and the our glorious french resistance we pulled of the 6th of June without any need for those Brits!
No
Gordon didn’t even realise that Sarkoy had sent an invite until it was too late to avoir the Car Crash..
Minder was not watching over him…
Watch Fraser Nelson nail Gordon Brown at todays press conference
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2009/06/watch-fraser-nelson-nail-gordon-brown.html
Toenails was the worst questioner except for the Huhnee from Talksport who probably spends most of his time filling the vending machines there.
Do you mean there was a correspondent from Talksport there ?
Do they regard The PM as Sport then ?
that poor twat from talksport was way out of his depth
I hate sport but liked the talksport question.. Does that make me a schizo, and therefore a Cabinet contender?
Any chance of a link for the whoile press conference?
Are you a psychiatrist by any chance ?
Analysing the final days of the Madman before he goes to the Priory ?
It’s a bit cruel you know…
lol, no not a shrink. Cruel, where that intolerable deluded cretin is concerned – definitely! Sounds like this one is even better than the one where he pissed himself!!
It’s getting serious now
He even thinks that Blinky Balls and Eva are DINKY TOYS…
(Actually I do too !)
No no
Blinky Balls should be in Helmund Province teaching the Taliban how to behave..and taking real fire…
He might learn something about life then…
But that is pure horseshit from a guy who knows he won’t be around in after June 2010.
This is the same tactic John Major gave us in 1992 when the Tories were widely expected to lose. Labour pinned them down promising no VAT on domestic fuel (remember that) when they’d obviously got a whistleblower who knew what Tory plans were to raise money in the event they actaully won the 192 election.
Fuck me if Major didn’t win. Fuck me if they didn’t put VAT on fuel by return of post.
But for Major it was a safe gamble. Labour was nailed on to win. Only an utter fucking imbecile could fuck it up. So the Tories could promise anything knowing they’d never have to deliver and then jeer from the cheap seats as Labour raised taxes.
Unfortunately for Major (and the Tories) Labour had just such a fucking imbecile as leader. Step forward ‘go back to your constituencies and prepare for power… Awwwwwright ….. awwwwwright…’!!! Neil ‘The Fuckwit’s Fuckwit’ Kinnock.
Awwwwwright…. Awwwwwriiight.!!!!
Which is why Labour owes Kinnock such a debt of gratitude. Because if Kinnock hadn’t blown up so spectacularly in 1992 then Labour would have had a one Parliament outing neatly encompassing the housing bust and recession and the Tories would still be in power.
Which is why Brown has just made his Kinnock’s missus a member of the HoL.
I worry about Cameron. I worry there is some secret in his past that can be used to smear him at the appropriate time. Ie just before a GE.
He’s rich – he’ll have had opportunities to embarrass hinmself that most of can’t afford till we’re 40. He is the great white hope to rid us of the Brown terror. But with the BBC on-side any past misdemeanor will be used to crucify him (and by extension the desperate need to be rid of Brown/Labour).
Meanwhile Hastings Banda Brown continues what will be a rich case study for psychologists for generations to come.
Gordon’s anti tory tactics and policies have got him far LOL.
Flint is correct, she is eye candy and nothing else. Brown has totally imploded.
He knew that to delay “naming” a new cabinet until Monday would mean he was dead scots meat. So he has locked-in those who could really damage him
into the cabinet but to rely on Peers to survive is as desparate as it can get.
So maybe the “send” button on the email from the backbenchers will be hit no later than Monday. But Saturday would be appropriate whilst the Gorgon is in France. Kinnock! Need a lie down, again.
but there’ll be no positive news spin after carnage of sunday.
Oh for an uplink from the bunker cam!
female window dressing – isn’t that a pretty vain comment?
How can windowlean be gender orientated?
‘Cos its pink
Fucking dull window…. definitely not a dentist’s…..
I prefer the line
I accept responsibility and will be continuing to …
Yep, I accept responsibility – it’s sitting here on my desk, I’ll be using it as a paperweight during my continuing destruction of the UK!
I think Sky said this morning that anything over 200 seats lost would indicate a melt down for Broon and co.
224 seats lost and counting…
256 at present…
Even the useless Alistair Darling told Gordon to fuck off.
How long can this clown’s nonsense be tolerated.
“Everything I have every fought for I have won”. The Gorgon at his press conference. Er, the leadership. [Backroom fighting and blackmail] Oh no, Harman is on 4 news. Spare us please.
How did that rugby match go Brown?
When does all the voting count get stopped and all the results get published for the local elections i’m aching to go down the boozer.
‘I’m a Minister, Get Me Out of the Cabinet’, the new reality TV show, has certainly upstaged the start of Big brother.
Please, someone post a link for the press conference, I’ve gotta see how the delusional blind fuckwit interprets this electoral kicking
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8086353.stm
thank you!
You will wish you hadn’t asked.
Close your eyes, and imagine a manic, jaw-dropping, arm-waving, laughing crazed fuck-wit.
lmao, that’s what I did, enjoyed it so much I wanted to see if reality was as good as my imagination
Why can’t we have some intelligent, sexy and well-dressed women like Sarkozy has as Ministers in France ??
(Most of whom he has “tested” as they say)
Then you would have some worthwhile Totties for Totty Watch Guido…
He has some real stunners who are damned bright…these “Westminster Belles” must feel very second rate when they are in France poor things…
Nope – the rest of Europe’s babes don’t have fangs, let alone the poisonousness of our ‘babes’.
Blair’s babes could put Hitler to shame! At least Hitler sought to look after the ‘Ayrans’. The only people Blair’s ‘Babes’ look after are themselves.
All women have fangs if they are normal…
That is both a danger and a pleasure depending on the occasion…
I was expecting Blair’s Babes to kill Gordon..
It all seems like a wet fart to me…
Blairs babes ? I knew it would all end in them all going to the toilets together and have a big cry fest !!
Having stuffed their handbags first
Brown should star in a Night of the Living Dead remake. He is like some deranged zombie staggering around with knives stuck in him by numerous ex-ministers but he refuses to die.
Ah’m th’ pers’n fa’ tha’ jobby!
And NUTH’N is ma fult ye und’stn
BBC News 24. “Today was a bad day for the Tories”
They really are on a different planet.
It’s been great seeing the marxist beeboids struggling to maintain their composure as labour defeat after defeat comes in…and the map turns blue. Save a pimple sized dot of pus-yellow over bristol.
I doubt there will be many empty champaign bottles strewn about in the corridors of the Labour Broadcasting Company tonight. Instead, the execs will be spending a weekend in their holiday cottages in Norfolk contemplating life under a soon to be conservative government, one that has been storing up a few scores which might need settling…oh dear, how sad, never mind.
Latest score. Conservative 24 Labour 0
The BBC have trouble understanding that it appears , fucktards !
I know one of the News24 presenters who lives nearby.
His children are called the kind of names you might find in an Aga saga, I can’t repeat them in case he reads this, ‘Zeus’ and ‘Juno’ would give you the general idea. He hates his job and he hates his colleagues apparently.
I might write an Aga saga myself about them one day.
Apollo? Thor? Hera?
Ignitroid? Astroflash?
Difficult one. I’m reading Greek (Zeus), Roman (Juno) and Norse (Thor) gods here.
I’m thinking Greek names would be more in line for the kids of a “presenter” with the Beeb. For girls: Demeter, Hestia and quite possibly Aphrodite. I can’t imagine any gods’ name suiting a lad except perhaps Apollo and even then he’d get a regular slapping from his mates in the schoolyard.
She has a lovely bum.
I have never seen her on all fours.
No, that’s her face!
Good thing i did both ends
Wiping your cock on the curtains? I thought it was only me who did that. Viz defines it as ‘zuffling’.
BROWN……
GO. GO NOW
OR BE FOREVER HATED AND HELD IN CONTEMPT AS THE MAN WHO BETRAYED THE UK AND LED IT INTO ANARCHY……
(OR IN HIS MIND IS THAT THE HIGHEST BATTLE HONOUR)
Too late.
Anarchy? I wish he would lead us to anarchy. He’s led us to the opposite – all-encompassing oppression by a power-crazed political class.
I notice that Al-Beeba are pushing the image of Alan Johnson all the time.
‘I won’t walk away insists Brown’ is shown with a picture of Postman ‘Pat’
Leopard..spots!!!
I was still hearing the moats and duck houses line today. FFS dotty Tories claiming for dotty eccentricities is nowhere near as bad millionaire cabinet ministers knowingly defrauding the British public for tens of thousands of pounds.
Stage one of Operation:Annihilate Labour nearly complete.
There is NO flicking WAY a sitting prime minister, even one as tyrannical as this current super-hoon, can survive a wipeout on this scale.
You ignore the Ceaucescu Syndrome my friend…
And his Minder has not told him that he is toast yet..
(and there is no way in hell that he could recognise that himself as we all know).
It all depends on the whim of the Minder now
capische…
Fully capishe, shady dude. But hope springs eternal.
He will go…
But when Mandelson decides…
Only a question of time
I know it’s infuriating in the meantime and agree with you…
He is a sociopath. He will just ignore us. Then again there is only couple of hundred Labour MPs and 60 million of us perhaps we should just ignore them?
Have a look at clips from the “Caine Mutiny” on youtube to see Brown’s state of mind reflected by Humphrey Bogart playing Captain Queeg.
No honest . . believe us . .. OUR BELOVED AND GLORIOUS LEADER Herr Comrade McStalinKimGabeBrownstainovich is NOT in any sort of difficulty.
Ms Flint made a political mistake, she supported Brown last night after 10pm but got nothing for it, never give political support for nothing, if she had resigned at 10pm last night she might have thrown Brown in to the water and got a nice job in the new Administration. Is she naive?
She is just a very overpromoted silly MILF with no intelligence, class or honesty..
Like the rest of New Labour
Yup ! Just the sort of gal I like.
After that shocking press conference i think the “is Brown bonkers” picture needs another appearance!!
Harlet Harman would have none of it on PM tonight. It turned into a competition of who could squark the loudest, in her case squeal the loudest.
Mandelson and Cameron will agree together on the best date for the Election…
Watch this space
No one else matters now…
yes
And Stanley Fink and Lord Levy will organise the Tory and Labour finances between them
They are, after all, business partners in International Standard Asset Management)
“a top class team from a trusted name “???
Toilets on C4 news (with accent):
“The cabinet made it’s decision today…they could follow James Purnell or they could sty – they decided to sty”
Seen on Toenails’ blog:
90. At 6:59pm on 05 Jun 2009, jonathan_cook wrote:
Nick,
Gordon’s resignation honours list can only be around the corner. All the while you remain loyal and batter the Tories, the more likely you will hear the words you’ve been longing for:
“Arise Lord Toenails of Rectum”
Can I suggest you take a look at the electoral map and measure the amount of blue compared to either red or yellow?
It’s enough to make your toenails curl!
“Lord Toenails of Rectum”
That’s put me right off my tea….
WE FUCKING DESTROYED YOU NULAB SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are fucking finished as a political force!
The shamelessness and arrogance even in utter defeat is as amusing and weird as comical Ali during the fall of Baghdad.
NULAB has no mandate to govern England. It is finished there in the same way as the Tories were in Scotland. YOU VILE LOW LIFE SCUM WILL NEVER RUN THE LAND OF THE ENGLISH AGAIN. Scotish Right Freemason scum!
You took everything we loved: by doing so YOU SET US FREE!!!
NOW WE WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEE YOUR PAIN…
Revenge is so sweet…
HEAR HEAR
The words “Labour” and “Feemasons “are not notmally linked together in Scotland , trust me on that one.
IF WE COULD FIND ONLY A TENTH OF THE COURAGE OF THAT CHINESE STUDENT WITH THE SHOPPING BAGS WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A COLUMN OF TANKS TEN YEARS AGO, WE WOULD BE OUT MARCHING INTO DOWNING STREET THROWING OUT THIS TREACHEROUS SHITE BEFORE THE KINNOCKS,MEDDLESOMES AND THE REST OF THEM CAN COMPLETE THE FINAL ACTS OF BETRAYAL AND DESTROY THE UK.
AND TO ALL THOSE NODDING DOG MORONS WHO “HAVE ALWAYS VOTED LABOUR”, CONSIDER THIS…..DO YOU THINK THAT JUST ONE OF THE REASONS THE EXTREMISTS IN THE RELIGION OF PEACE HAVE NOT BEEN BOMBING OUR LEADERS AND US JUST MAY BE…..?? THE FACT THAT THE SOCIALIST RULING ELITE SHITE ARE DOING A FAR BETTER JOB OF BRINGING THIS COUNTRY TO ITS KNEES THAN THEY EVER COULD!
Feemasons?
Expensemasons shurely?
How old’s your granny ?
I fucking love you
Brown is clinging onto power like grim death, his nails worn to the quick, his face pale and caked in thick make-up like some freshly tarted up cadaver from The Loved One.
I fear that we may be stuck with him for some time yet.
I’ wasnae meee, i’ wasnae meee. An’ ye cannae ga’ reeed a mee’. Hoo, mon, Leebar Perty roooles meeen ahl bu hear untul doomsdae!
Gentlemen there are some stunning revelations in the pipeline. Don’t watch this space, in fact forget I said anything.
oh go on..give us a clue?
MI5 is right. There is more…….
Despite being sacked in 2008 from his position as Welsh Secretary for not declaring a £103,000 donation to his fund when challenging for the position of Deputy Leader, Peter Hain has been brought back – as Welsh Secretary!! McBroon is really scraping the bottom of the barrel!
So much for cleaning up politics…
Oooops! Sorry, Guido! Just seen your 3.51 item!
Not only that, it was Hain who presided over the expenses rule change which allowed mps to switch their main home desigantions enabling the infamous flipping.
Sure the PM wants to clean up the system. Oh yeah!
Good afternoon, Prime Minister, time for your morning pod-drain.
The sound of Mrs Dromey pathetically trying to talk about anything else but Gordo’s utter uselessness on r4′s PM this evening was pure balm to the soul.
Especially when the “female window dressing” hand grenade was casually lobbed in.
Oh happy day.
Even Eddie Mair was struggling not to snigger. Eric Pickles, understandably, was thoroughly enjoying himself.
mr dromey may become a hand grenade in time. theres an untold story about the cash for honours enquiry and why Mr H*rman did that interview which kicked the whole thing off.
The most eloquent you have ever been.
Has it been said yet?
If Glenys Kinnock is the answer, what the hell was the question?
The Question was which couple have troughed the most money out of europe ?
Glenys will you marry me, and take my name?
Neither of those happens much these days if you’re a politician or a teenage benefits scrounger
The question was: “If you are the answer, Mrs Kinnock, what the fuck could the question possibly be?”
Mrs K. replied “The question was ‘If you are the answer, Mrs Kinnock, what the fuck could the question possibly be?’ ”
And so on, …
Watching the conference, I expected two blokes in white coats to appear behind him,one holding a syringe and holding their fingers to their mouths shushing the reporters before grabbing the lunatic criminal Brown and giving him a dose before dragging him away!
Then I went into the kitchen to cook the kids meal,only to hear Harman STILL rejecting the disastrous results as “all is fine”,when Eddie Maier says that Lord Sugar actually hates women in business,then brings the words of Flints letter..Brown treats women as window dressing!Cor blimey,even Harman gave up the bullshit game!
One of the best 30 mins of politics ever !!!
BBC:
“Ms Flint resigned from the cabinet on Friday as part of wide-ranging reshuffle carried out by Gordon Brown. ”
“they [tories] will be nervous. While they’re likely to end the day having won overwhelmingly and having taken a handful of councils, their projected share of the national vote is not as good as it might have been.”
“Gordon Brown has recovered before and he might just do it again”
“Mr Brown has seen off the ministerial revolt”
wankers
These people are totally and utterly deluded, completely out of touch with the people who pay their wages. The sooner we give up the telly tax, the better, and stuff it to the commie beeboids where it hurts.
Is that supposed to be impartial reporting?
I just watched the whole of the Press Conference from Downing Street. Just about every journalist who asked a question implied in their question that McMental was lying.
Shame they won’t SAY IT innit?
Shame none will actually ask the questions that every voter wants answered.
Shame they won’t stop trying to be cleverer than politicians and floor them with straight honest questions.
Or are they worried about future access?
Well it only took them 12 years and Guido’s guidance to understand that !
They are bloody good journalists…
In future it would be more intelligent to go ask his Minder ma
It would be more intelligent to ask Mandy what the fuck is going on..
At least he is half-way sane…
But I wonder if some journalist will ever dare do his job and ask the Madman
1) For a medical report
2) WHat medication he takes
They ask these things in other news conferences in the US for example…
Is Nick Robinson’s blog a kind of satire on New Labour Luvvies?
The whole of British Politics has become a black satire
A film of all this shit including the bent and depraved and mad politicians and their flunky journalists and the BBC which has clearly completely lost it and become Pravda..would stagger people of it were not true…
It has just become great huge vaudeville act with hideous plauyers….
Fucking four-eyed slap-head, one wouldn’t wonder.
568 Anon – a spoof, right? Very amusing, though not a reflection on what happened at the press con, of course. I saw the whole thing and that was not the outcome.
Britain: the world’s first mandatory gay nation.
Woah. I’m free. No more hiding.
BBC Political Dept, the last refuge of the:
* Ugly
* Very ugly
* Bearded
* Incoherent
* Stupid
* Fawning
* Thick
* Biased
* Old
No wonder they love Labour!
* Bald
Alan Carr and his dopleganger Robinson
They suckle from the teat of public money the same as Labour. 2 sides of the same coin so it’s not surprising
I give you Fiona Bruce. (Legs) Ms Raworth (Heavy bosum) The pretty Asian lady (Some early mornings) The other bird. (Usually Friday am, Breakfast, fed up with looking up her skirt) That girl. (um..) Anyway not all heavy weight, but not a beard in sight!
> pretty Asian lady
I know that one, she’ll be well chuffed you have included her…
Rizla Teef? Loverly.
Mishal Hussein (pravdette) – Utterly lovely. None can hold a candle to Jo Wheeler (sky weather) however. She has a certain earthiness which implies that a weekend with her would never be forgotten in this and worlds to come
Raworth. Terrific bust. That is all.
Is this the same woman who, being the Europe Minister, didn’t even bother to read the ‘Euro CONstitution’…..lazy twat. Just shows how fecking useless she is.
Question is..’would you?’….
YES
One would.
She’d have to dress my window first
The Cabinet of the master troughers par excellence !
Hain, the donation scandal,
Darling the flip king
Kinnoch euro trough Queen
Mandleson , what can I say
First Witch
All hail, Mandbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis!
Second Witch
All hail, Mandbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor!
Third Witch
All hail, Mandbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter!
when I saw two No 10 cleaning women entering the building,I supposed that THEY were being offered cabinet posts but I suppose they were there to “clean up Parliament”…oh well.
That’s my Company. Dandy, Ruff and Neils Clean-up ltd
We just dont women around here. Once the fish bitches in na na media land understand this then we all move forward!! Ready Gordon?
MACBETH:
Hang out our banners on the outward walls.
The cry is still ‘They come.’ Our castle’s strength
Will laugh a siege to scorn. Here let them lie
Till famine and the ague eat them up.
Were they not forced with those that should be ours
We might have met them dareful, beard to beard,
And beat them backward home.
What is that noise?
SEYTON
It is the cry of women, my good lord.
– And who plays Seyton in today’s tragedy? Is not our Lord of Darkness supremely fitted?
250 seats lost as I type. And we haven’t had European results yet.
Fuck off McTwat – while there’s still time.
…….fuck a pikey? Only with a peg on me dose
That was supposed to dovetail nicely with 569. It’s not even as if I’m new here. I’ll get me coat.
i got it.
“If I did not think I was the right person to lead …then I would not be standing here”
Labour have lost more than 200 seats in the County elections – unlikely that any of his grassroots think he’s the right person to lead. And clearly the electorate don’t.
His ministers are resigning so fast he is having to replace them with people like AlanS*gar and Glynis!!!! because he can’t find enough elected members willing to serve in his cabinet . Talk about dredging the bottom of the barrel!!!!!
And his backbenchers are revolting although we still wait to hear what is happening to that email. So they clearly don’t want him. And the opposition parties are supporting the SNP motion to dissolve parliament in order to get rid of him.
Well Gordon all you’re left with is your own opinion – the rest of the world seems to think you should go.
What a fine example of extreme egomania.
I’ve said it before, but I’ll repeat it anyway. We’ve had the Government of all the Talents, now we have the Government of all the Dregs.
Sorry Engineer but I don’t think he ever produced a government of any Talents. This one is just worse than any that have gone before.
He really is, sadly, just a completely demented, deluded man, who needs sectioning under the Mental Health Act.
All it takes is a signature from two qualified peple. Are there a couple of doctors in the House?
Nell, I’d agree with you that Labour governments have not contained very many people (if any) of genuine talent or wisdom, but we did have that PR exercise a couple of years ago when several people of experience in their field where asked to ‘serve’. Digby Jones was one, Shirley Williams (!) was another – can’t remember the others. I seem to remember it was called the Government of all the Talents at the time, though like most Nulab initiatives, it didn’t seem to actually lead to anything useful.
The current cabinet reshuffle looks to me like a barrel-scraping exercise. Political Dregs, the lot of them.
I am going to lend my ladder to Alan Sugar so that he can climb into his Roller…
Like I lent it to John Bercow to climb into the Speaker’s Throne…
Fuck knows I hate Gordon but Caroline Flint has acted like a dizzy schoolgirl who doesn’t know her own mind – not there’s much of it to familiarise herself with. If it involved anyone but Gordon I’d be cheering to the rafters the deaprture of these ineffectual token bints.But as it is then fuck off, good riddance and take your useless pals with you.
Also a nice touch by Gordy to bring in Hain and Kinnock. A taffy pincer movement guaranteed to have any undecided voters heading for the hills with their arses on fire!
I to rejoice at the departure of “The Babes” but the fact that they bring the whole rotten Government down with them is a bonus in a kinda biblical way dont ya think.
A morality tale for today, I agree.
LOL
Excellent and true..
Not just their arses…
That well-known Welshman Peter Hain
ROFL…
Brown’s ministers have become like characters in my plays. Flint’s greed has caused at her to lash out at Brown with remarks intended to murder him politically, remarks which could bring the entire rotten government down, but it failed and now she has no future in a Labour government. She was destroyed by her own greed. The imbecilic but perceptive judge of the public mood two jags/two shags/two bogs Prescott could be any of my court clowns.
And who plays Richard the Turd?
She obviously believed Brown when he said that he regarded her as a useful member of his government and she had an importnat role in Cabinet – “So that’s 3 black cofees;four white 2 with sugar and 2 without and 1 Tea- Caroline.And could you bring a selection of biscuits ? Thanks !” !”
Iron me a fresh shirt darlin’
I quite agree
And we have the Mad King Lear running the Show !!
“…but I will do such things – what they are I know not yet
But they shall be the very terrors of th’earth!”
Lets hear it for the Harpies !
What i find interesting is Sugar has given £1 Million to the Labour party.
Call me a cynic but is the Sugar job just window dressing for rewarding Sugar for his past and possibly future donations?
By that i mean Sugar doing a government role is a way of getting round the Cash for Peerages stigma!
has he given a mil to them recently?? I thought they was on the verge of bankruptcy or in supreme debt.
Listen my friend
“Hey Sugar Sugar” has just followed in the footsteps of many before him and done what is technically known as a “HAMPSTEAD”
There are, by my calculation, still about 48 Hamspeads to go before Gordon Brown’s Minder tells him to go to the Priory and the whole Hampstead System collapses…like the rest of NUZANU Labour…
Who cares? If he can do for Labour what he did for electronic consumables then the whole thing should go phut just after the guarantee runs out – which seems to be today.
LOL…
They had better enthrone him as a Labour Lord PDQ
Who will be his sponsors…??
Not much time left…!
You mean he and Gordon are corrupt.
You’re fired!
It’s the going rate for a peerage.
Sweets for my sweet, sugar WITH the honey!
EDIT:
Sing along if you like!
Sweets for my sweet, Sugar with the MONEY!
I made him Lord, just before I go!
Has anyone got the whole press conference online?
I’ve looked but can only find short snippets, but the whole thing is comedy gold.
Look up, post 487, enjoy!!
Yes, although not a sadist by nature, if our masochistic ‘PM’ is up for it, I could be persuaded.
I think you mean 476.
Anyway, for those who haven’t seen this.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8086353.stm
Cheers Dino. 21:50 is when CF resigns.
Looks to me like Britain now has its 1st dictator of modern times firmly ensconced in his palace of delusions.
Only way t get these kinds of bastards out is by force.
I REPEAT!
IF WE COULD FIND ONLY A TENTH OF THE COURAGE OF THAT CHINESE STUDENT WITH THE SHOPPING BAGS WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A COLUMN OF TANKS TEN YEARS AGO, WE WOULD BE OUT MARCHING INTO DOWNING STREET THROWING OUT THIS TREACHEROUS SHITE BEFORE THE KINNOCKS,MEDDLESOMES AND THE REST OF THEM CAN COMPLETE THE FINAL ACTS OF BETRAYAL AND DESTROY THE UK.
AND TO ALL THOSE NODDING DOG MORONS WHO “HAVE ALWAYS VOTED LABOUR”, CONSIDER THIS…..DO YOU THINK THAT JUST ONE OF THE REASONS THE EXTREMISTS IN THE RELIGION OF PEACE HAVE NOT BEEN BOMBING OUR LEADERS AND US JUST MAY BE…..?? THE FACT THAT THE SOCIALIST RULING ELITE SHITE ARE DOING A FAR BETTER JOB OF BRINGING THIS COUNTRY TO ITS KNEES THAN THEY EVER COULD!
High blood pressure, dear? I agree entirely but we need to get organised. Which pub shall we meet in?
I would tell you where to meet if I could be certain of not getting a call from the Broon Shirts!
And actually yes very high blood pressure…
If I started an organisation for the terminally ill to “TAKE AN ARSHOLE WITH YOU” would I get arrested for terrorism quicker than an MP can say ” PASS ME AN EXPENSES FORM I GAVE TEN QUID TO BIG ISSUE SELLERS LAST YEAR”
true
What makes everyone sure he’ll permit an election next year – install a few more cronies with peerages (now apparently available in cornflakes packets) and he could dispense with the tedium of further elections and continue ad infinitum. How does it go in “Animal Farm”:
He announced that from now on the Sunday-morning Meetings would
come to an end. They were unnecessary, he said, and wasted time. In future
all questions relating to the working of the farm would be settled by a
special committee of pigs, presided over by himself. These would meet in
private and afterwards communicate their decisions to the others.
The twat has dragged Kinocks old woman in to replce Flint.
The cabinet office will stink of piss
Some talking head on Ch4 news put it quite succinctly by likening us to the carrion-crows circling above as Labour practices cannibalism.
But after the Tribal Phase we have just been waiting for Labour’s Cannibal Phase
Now we are into the Ceaucescu Phase…
This will be simply be the public and gradual illustration of all that Guido and you guys have been saying for years…
King Lear shouting to himself while being comforted by harrassed courtiers
Until the men in white coats take him away…..
Mandy and Blair have been asked to look after the wife and children poor things…
The Press have not understood anything yet
But they never do….
labour in joint 4th place 159 seats retained same as the indipendants.
Bet the votes have been fiddled with that sounds too generous an amount for Labour
M.B. AND C.H. probably had a job counting ballot papers for one of the councils, as we have not heard from them today.
surprised no ones mentioned Glasgow by election which labour won , you know the one where automated marketing calls were used , but whilst wee dougie was playing with his hi tech gadgets , rest of uk made wee dougie best campaign manger in history , cheers .
love caesars wife
Jocks vote labour = Cast out from UK
Jocks vote SNP = Cast out from UK
Jocks don’t do Conservative
I’m a Jock Conservative – so I’m f*cked by the ignorance of my people.
Time to head south !
oi, flint; put yer knickers on and get my tea, and iron my pants while you’re at it ya daft wonky-toothed bint.
Rumours are sweeping Westminster that Margaret Beckett might stand as a stalking horse tonight.
Her trainer has firmly denied the rumour however, insisting she is busy eating hay.
How long before we hear from the bunker: “Though consitutionaly may be time for a general election, I shall be telling the queen that I believe the upheaval of an election would not benefit hard working families, there is still work to be done…global economy….right man for the job…tractor production is up year on year…..”etc etc
Gordon – stop blethering. We are instructing you to get orn with an election. Now, Philip, do us all a favour and feck this lemp of Scotch lard orf!
Caroline Flint fucked by Gordon Brown well and truly. Be careful who you get into bed with and get the money before you’re shafted!
spot on. Mid afternoon ‘sources’ (downing st) were indicating to SKY that she was to be Health Secretary. These rumours then vanished. Odd.
I think she didn’t like his use of the withdrawal method
OT what is the record number of posts for one day?
One of my ex’s managed five in one afternoon.
government posts handed out or resigned from do you mean?
Well done Fishy Flint. Off with you Back to your caravan Gap-Tooth. At least there won’t be any more 10 downing street ashtrays or going missing or heavily blooded jumbo tampons left un-flushed in the Cabinet shithouse anymore. We are
drunk on your departure
Sorry Im just a diversion, back to the real story shortly
Did you know that my father was a presbyterian Minister, sorry have I told you that before? well he was you know. That’s where I get all my honest values from. Did you know that? he was you know, he was a presbyterian Minister my dad was. good eh?
never mind PHanis expenses what about the donations , perhaps you might find another welsh based pr company other than morgan , , tip of my tongue , bell weather or weather vane ring any bells guido ???
PLP meeting looks like being gun fight at the Ok coral , although ed balls chances at labour leader have been trashed , no doubt be putting the willies up darling “heres some cheques i need you to sign , thats right just do as your told”
U turn on heathrow ?? only to upset everyone with edf .
policy blizzard could be on its way , oh well whats a bit more ecnomic rubble to top up labour slush funds , after all its only our money being spent without an elected mandate , its not corruption , its leadership BANZIIIIII
Fuckin hell, read Nick Robinson’s blog, it’s like he’s Browns mouthpiece at the BBC. What a biased innacurate little wanker. Sooner we have a review of the BBC and its funding the better. Sack the biased fuckwhit.
Comical Nick.
I noticed the very first posting on Robinsons blog today got moderated, kinda set the tone for the rest of the day. To be fair could have been an accident , due to the hair trigger syndrome prevelant at the BEEB these days.
‘Comical Nick’
Excellent. Replaces Toenails for me!
Aye thank you, comical Nick it is then ; )
Moderate first ask questions later strategy
The comparison with Tom Bradby on ITN is not flattering – thank fuck Bradby is prepared to say it how it is!
She is the only British politician who would be offered a job in an Italian government.
A bet the Italians have had about 2 dozen governments since the expenses scandal broke here.
She wouldn’t, as for the bet you lost that one
Thats because they have proportional representation, i.e. no goverment.
i told you! comes from ribla first
6 Cabinet resignations ? Weve had 6 Governments resign in one day my friend.
According to the Guardian, MP’s who won’t back Gordon are being told by his office that they won’t be supported by he or his cabinet when the GE arrives , thus leaving them vulnerable to defeat.
I have absolutely no doubt that that is the truth but I am blinded by the idiocy of that policy.
Doesn’t Labour want to get as many seats as possible in the next GE, given that they are going to lose anyway??
Gordon is actually saying that he will wreak personal revenge on anyone who fails to support him , never mind the damage that that does to the Labour Party as a whole.
Oh Yeah you really need this man as your Leader. Come on Labour Party wake up – you’re Lemmings being led over the clifftop!!!!!!!!!!
No that is exactly how the socialists ALWAYS behave.
True to form. “Man of Integrity”
Bully and coward to the last.
All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men ..
The ones with a majority under 10,000 are onto the dole in any case.
If they challenge him then appeal to their local constituents some may survive.
Thats what Purnell thinks anyway – he’s probably right.
I think they are doing us a favour by behaving like Nazi capos..
They are killing the Labour Party for ever
You’re right MI5 – but whilst I’m a Tory supporter I know the value of the other parties within the system to create democracy.
Gordon is destroying his own party but also weakening our democratic structure.
I hope he’s going to go sooner rather than later.
If they want to commit political suicide – let ‘em! Carry on Gordon, you’re doing a great job! (Heh heh heh!)
I think that would lead to a split in the party. It might be rather interesting, since Brownstained New Labour is old fashioned broke, and couldn’t finance a whip round for a Mars bar – but the New Blairites would at least have some of St Tony’s money to play with. I don’t think Brown is very good at poker (poke him, maybe, but poke her? ask Caroline).
O/T Sky are reporting that Labour have lost 305 council seats today!!! When you go through them council by council there are hardly any Labour councillors in Southern England – it is a total wipeout. The Tories have gained 265 councillors – and the BBC still think this is a bad day for the Tories. It shows that Eric Pickles and the Tory machine are streets ahead of the other parties in targeting seats. It has been a very good dress rehearsel for them for the GE.
Labour MP Barry Sheerman MP has been deselected by his Labour CLP (Huddersfield).
Rumour is that he is going to do a ‘Gibson’.
Siobahn McDonagh will be next after publicly backing Purnell – let’s watch out for that one. No 10 bullying machine in full flow – McBride at the helm.
Yvette Cooper says: “I’m doing the right thing, because it’s the right thing to do”….
I saw her comments on SkyNews yesterday. A ten minute rant praising Brown to the heavens whilst knowing nothing about anything. She lost all credibility doing that interview then doing what she did today. Brown must have seen through her transparency.
All the Labour comments (from Harman and co.) are about how sorry they are that all these good Labour councillors have lost their seats. How Brown can continue after wreaking this kind of havoc on his party I do not know. Has he no conscience?
Just like Clare Short brown-nosing Blair over Iraq only to quit a few weeks later.
Go with your first instinct.
How long will Sugar be in the government? I reckon he will be out by Monday.
BTW, is he actually a minister? What is his exact status in the government?
He gets a seat in the Lords – not a minister – the Enterprise Czar – Gordon’s obsessed with celebrity
The Czarship Enterprise – I used to love Star Trek , honey .
E x .
But what exactly is he going to do? It is all a bit nebulous.
http://ukhousebubble.blogspot.com
Minister for broken goods.
An unelected PM stuffs his cabinet with unelected Lords. He has 350 MP’s. He wants us to believe he cannot find a cabinet from among that number of elected members?
Fucking Hoon.
Quite so. And apparently the BBC is telling us the Tories will be dissappointed with their results so far.
Nothing at all to say about the Prince Regent who exiled his dad now appointing courtiers who nobody in any constituency, even one as brain-dead as Kircaldy, elected.
Coming up next on Sky: the blogosphere’s take on todays event’s.
We might get a mention folks, so let’s clean up that language for five minutes.
I thank you.
OK motherfuckers, back to work.
OMG !!
Ain’t Sky those Huhnes wot nicked the fuckin cricket off us ???
E x .
Yup.
Nope. That would be the Dutch.
Ha! Just seen this on Sky!
I thought he said that Guido had said that Flint (herself) was exquisite. That’s what it sounded like anyway. Gutted.
Trust Flint to try the cock sucking angle first. Wrong sex luv.
Labour Peer , Lord Donoughue’s analysis of greatness….
“My advice is not to become PM 10 years after your Party has come to power – or history will decide you are a failure. If you take over at the beginning – Attlee, Thatcher, Blair -it will decide you are a great man (woman)”
It’s called stating the obvious and yet Gordon hasn’t understood it.
What does that make him?
Wazzock?
On second thoughts, he gives wazzocks a bad name.
He gives people-who-give-wazzocks-a-bad-name a bad name.
Ben Bradshaw made a Privy Coucillor. For the love of God!
If there’s privies involved, he’s made for the job surely.
Its sad to see yet another woman leave the cabinet, you would hope that more not less women in government would help prevent the British Government getting involved in illegal wars with the pretense of looking for bogus WMD.
This would certainly help reduce the infant mortality rate in countries such as Iraq and Afghanistan, particularly where these children were blown up or burned alive on the orders of the British Labour Government.
I know women politicians like Caroline Flint an Harriet Harman probably disagreed with these illegal wars, but it certainly didn’t harm their careers at the time, but you have to respect the fact that they are probably women with consciouses.
Wotever
They’re certainly conscious, just………..but women with a conscience?
Anonymous that’s sexist !!!! – some of us have a working brain!!!!
Harman, Flint and Yvette might be females out for themselves, and unable to think themselves past their bank balances – but it isn’t true of all of us.
Some of us do have a conscience and we know better than to join a political party in order to leach expenses from the ‘already bled dry’ taxpayer.
Why does Glynis need more money????
Whats Kinock doing there Gord promised me that job
She wants to become a Lady after all this time Nell
You know she has that old chippy thing…
Like the rest of Liebour…
She can do what ever she wants to do including being a lady – I have no problem with that – as long as she doesn’t want to do it on my taxes!!!!!!!!
But of course it will be at our expense
That is what labour have been, are and always will be
Benefits scrougers…
And liars, frauds and thieves en passant…
less women = less silent farting
If Harman & Flint “probably disagreed with these illegal wars” why did they both vote strongly in favour of the Iraq fuck-up?
“Women with consciouses”: they’re covered in the blood of those women and children. No mention of the hundreds of thousands of butchered men?
Fuck off and put the kettle on.
Dip-shit
Because no one told them what a WMD was…
Only that great genius Oily Campbell (please don”t nervously brake down) understood that…
I think it’s a myth that in all cases women are more compassionate. If they have been institutionalised they can exhibit just as much cruelty as men. Just look at some of the female Nazi camp guards – they could be just as sadistic as the men.
In the case of the wars, they would not have had a clue of what the human consequences would be – how many of this bunch have served in the forces or study military history. In the ra-ra groupthink of the Blair cabinet and PLP they just went along with it.
Quite shameful failure to fulfill their moral responsibilities.
A Flint in Government in a minor post would happily go thermonuclear for a promotion. Twat.
We actually want to see more women leaving the cabinet because it proves that they are hypocrites who always play the gender card when they can’t get their own way!!! then we want to see all the pathetic excuses for men (New Man Nonces) leave as well ( purely in the interests of balance!!!)
Caroline Flint calls Brown a misogynist, but what is the word for a woman that hates men?
Harriet Harman
A RUGMUNCHER
misandrist
A thatcher
Lesbian
Misopenist
Todger Dodger
I don’t know, because I don’t think I know what one is.
I believe it goes something like this: Quite often men are …. “only interested in me because I’m a woman”. Well yes, its probably because on the whole we’re not very interested in other people. I don’t know whether Gordon Brown is interested in “people” who can’t talk about sports, mechanical devices, or get rounds in.
The missus.
Mrs Dromey
An ugly fucker
A Pollytwaddle.
misandrist
736 Oh Sugar missed it!!!
Has Prawn Dimarolo got a moustache?
Yep, she’s hoping to score with Peter.
Leave off him, Girlyboy
Fucking losing my touch. Children – if you watching. That is what drugs and alcohol do to one’s brain.
Dame Peter to you, peasant.
Why? Are you interested?
I think she might do if she were a bloke, if you know what I mean.
A nice big bushy one together with a bald head and earings, topped off with a lovely leather suit and biker boots.
She and Angela Eagle get on just fine.
mike the pensioner, bhownagree, thick as thieves, Ambrose Silk, The Inquisition, Harman Pride, Master Baiter, Charles Fuckwidge…….your boys took a heeeelllll of a beating.
Atleast Hitler was elected
true very true.
As soon as my anon flatmate gets home I should have a bit more gossip..as i said, don’t watch this space
The former 2nd Viscount Stansgate, aka Tony Benn on Sky News saying that Tony Blair was a Tory and if only we’d had proper socialism we’d all be happy comrades and be using potatoes as currency by now. Amazing.
very wealthy man, Mr Tony Benn. Wealthy enough to have a family trust. If true socialism came he would have that all up. I’m sure he would.
Benn is, and has always been, a maniac. I remember him advocating in the 70s that all property over £10K should be nationalised. I was only a kid at the time, but could see this was lunacy.
Why does Sky keep showing Glenys Kinnochio as an MP???
Any chance we can call The Priory and reserve Susan’s room in the name of G. Brown? Watching people break down in public is SO passe….
Oviously it is a week for hissy fits! Or is just that time of the month?So the Labour front bench clothes hanger has gone! Pity she is quite a tasty sort of vamp!
Joking aside it could be that time of month. When a gaggle of wimmin get together for some time they apparently synchronise bleed-wise. So their uncoordinated, loopy behaviour could indeed be nappy-related.
Mind you, that would suggest that Brown is having a permanent hot flush.
Could be.
He is the ‘Whinging Pom’ Prime Minister.
WTF are you talking about jgm2?
Well, consider your typical Australian inhabitant of Earl’s Court. What does he call Brits? Whinging Poms.
But have you heard the fuckers talk?
Hey Bruce how’s it going?
Not too good Bruce. I’m stuck here on fucking Mud Island mate.
Nyaaaah, come on it can’t be that bad.
It fucking is mate. It fucking rains all the time. And the beer is warm. And it’s always fucking raining. And the Sheilas are pig ugly and fat as fucking pigs. And it rains all the fucking time. And the beer is warm.
Jesus mate, that doesn’t sound too good.
Naaaaah, it ain’t and I’ll tell you what’s the fucking worst part Bruce.
What’s that then Bruce?
It’s full of fucking whinging Poms!!!’
Same with Brown. When he tells you ‘no more boom and bust..’, when he tells you ‘no more housing bubble…’, when he tells you ‘no more celebrity politics…’ when he tells you ‘I will not go over 40% government debt as %age of GDP…’, When he tells you he’s ‘going to be making the tough decisions…’When he tells you he’s not going to use his family in the meeeja you know what to expect by return of post.
The man is a fucking case study for psychologists. He actually tells you what he’s going to do in advance. By denying it in advance.
He is like my mum. A pathological liar. If you asked my mum if she’d eaten in the past year then her first answer would be ‘No!’. Her ‘go to’ answer would be a lie.
Same with Brown. Except he seems to have taken it a step further. He demies what he’s going to do. And then does it. Even if you never thougt to ask the question in the first place.
he is such a liar he gives you a ‘heads up’ about what he’s going to lie about next.
No sight of Bordeaux Binger’s comment in second place sadly.
Brown said: “finish the work”
What am I missing? Politics does not finish. The work never stops.
What is the end he is planning?
Something Wagnerian, no doubt.
Mein Kamp.
well deep down he’s a marxist and you know where that leads, state fading away, end of history, peace and love all round .Not sure he can manage that in the next year or (gulp) 5. Perhaps we may get to the halfway stage. State controlled media, intellectuals sent to the fields, show trials gulags etc.
England = labour.
Cun*s
Heard enough today – I’m heading for the old w@nking chariot, surely I will wake up tomorrow and Glenys Kinnock will not be in the Government, oh well one more rum and pep
gordon brown is susan..anyone seen them together?
Yeah, I’m gonna start calling him Susan from now on. Susan Brown.
Well…………….yes.
Confession time, I fear. Gordon and Susan both had an appointment with us on the same afternoon; Gordon for a complete back, crack and sacking and Susan for huge amounts of Botox to be injected, everywhere.
Unfortunately, one of our idiot staff (no names), Suzziiiii, got them confused and that is, perhaps, why Mr. Brown appeared somewhat ‘stretched’ on YouTube and Miss Boil threw a wobbly after her appearance on some down-market desperationsploitation T.V. experience.
Apologies if it has affected the future of the country in any way.
Ewan T. Frizzof (manager)
We saw Mandelson have his revenge on Osborne over the affair with Deripaska and meetings at villas and yachts.
Mandelson is now having his revenge on Brown for those slights so many years ago and is taking great pleasure in slowly destroying him completely.
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.
Exactly Moley
And I am sure he is doing it in close collaboration with Blair…
And the rest of us? And the poor old bloody country?
collateral damage. – that’s all.
Moley, Lovely pic in the paper of Putin grabbing Derepaska by the balls and making him sign a paper to look after his weak and starving peasants who had complained to Putin that D was shutting his factories. Putin threatened to renationalise the lot if D did not sign. Oligarchs Was Us was definitely on the cards, so he signed the paper authorising reopening of factories and geting he supplies in to restart production. Had Putin confiscated the lot one wonders where George and Mndypandy would go for the boating weekends!
Are there now as many sodomites in the cabinet as women? That’s why it’s all been so catty.
depends on who you count
a) as women
b) as sodomites
Are they not the same ?
More…..
Some have not be OUTED though…yet §
Yeah, catamites.
Is there still a Cabinet in Briatin ?
My first car woz a Triumph Sodomite . Fuckin pile of shit .
E x .
I had a Rover P45. It hardly ever made it to me workplace
I wonder if Brown has also been using Margaret Beckett and Jackboots as “female window dressing”? The sexist git.
Window dressing for what? The London Dungeons?
The rough nazi lesbian all star revue?
Did the Prime Mentalsie wish Englad well in the cricket? Is it to leate to get a Holland-Kazakhstan double at Ladbrokes?
S**t – too much celebration today has f****d the typing fingers
Glenys Kinnock! – what on earth is going on?
A surreal way to end a PM’s career – just appoint a member of the most offensively inept and self-important family through the back door (anyone notice the unelected part of this one?) to carry on sticking their unproductive mits into the taxpayer’s pockets. Brown has truly lost it. Glenys Kinnock!!!! I’m not gon g to believe it, it’s too stupid for words.
Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
Even better was how he insulted 95% of Labour MPs by saing they didn’t have enough talent so he had to resort to appointing unelected sheisters by making them lords.
That’s how Gordon the maniac thinks he’s going to restore faith in democracy.
You couldn’t make it up.
It is just a smidgen better than asking Thatcher. I mean, the utter contempt for his own MPs’ is beyond the pale. Anyway, It don’t make any difference except to allienate more voters over to UKIP which I’m in favour of unless Dave gets a grip on the mood.
Actually, he probably doesn’t know most of his MPs after all these years in the counting house and bunker.
Hey Harriet babe – you’ve lost it! Big G’s on da way….!
How’s the old window dressing going?
Nothing for Frank Field then?
Until there is they are heading for oblivion.
Why don’t they get it that he is (possibly) the only man with credibility that can stabilise, if not save them ?
All they talk about is Party Party Party.
Listen to the people. Listen FFS. How difficult is it ?
Walk the walk don’t talk the talk
Dear All
I am a simple man of the people type dude.
The only advice I would give Caroline Flint is to get her front teeth fixed, the goofy buck toothed bastard.
She needs a paper bag over her head as well.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
No …no
It makes her look the Prole she is…
Vote (and fly) catcher that…
And then she would have to have a face lift, tit tuck, bum fuck and all the rest
On the NHS of course…
Leave my Labour women alone…
They are all ugly, stupid and badly dressed
But that’s why the Labour Tribal Areas vote for them..
We have tested this trick for years…
Like my own dear Glimmmnis, God Bless her cotton socks…
And, blow me down, do you know wta
She’s becoming a Lady…
ROFL…
Shyt
Just had a nighmare
Lady Kinnock with Lord Sugar Sugar..
Aieeeeeeeeeeeee
Someone tell me this is provisional theatre please…
Have you tried getting a dentist under Labour? OK I’m shown up as a total careerist but would you jump over me for any other MP?
I think not.
Advice # 2
Take the money before you prostitute yourself.
Why is toenails so frigging pro Broon? Every other TV & radio network is calling it right. Toenails just does not have a clue. Bring back Jimmy Young.
self interest, by sucking up to No10 he gets the best seat on the plane, exclusives, gossip, proximity to power etc. Plus he doesnt have to challenge the current BBC group think.
it aint called brown’s broadcasting company for nothing old son.
And Bert Foord. Weather’s been all up the pole since he left.
NR
4
GB
NICK LUVS GORDON
Brown ‘could be out by Tuesday’ warns Byers as up to 100 Labour MPs call on him to quit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1191124/Gordon-Brown-Tuesday-Up-100-Labour-MPs-Prime-Minister-quit.html
Very interesting
Serious Blairite and eneral counter-attack
Many Labour MPs must be disgusted by the Nazi Capo tactics of No 10
It only takes 30 to vote against the Government in a no confidence vote…
This is the Plan B is they cannot get a new leadership vote agreed at the PLP meeting on Monday…
The rebels seem to be getting their act together
Finally…!
Could we see Labour rebels joining the call for a dissolution if he won’t go? Seems unlikely but he is looking more like a dictator by the hour.
“Mr Byers asked ‘is Gordon Brown a winner or is Gordon Brown a loser?”
Er, let me think about that for a minute….
Louise Casey – a seat in the Lords? Have you seen the size of her arse? She’ll need at least three.
Listen
I have already said that the House of Lords is being transferred to Hampstead
Then it will put on pantomines, circus acts and and vaudeville featuring all the Labour Aristocratic Horrors
But Adults only…
The last production by BBC Productions before they are wound up…
Not only fat, but also one of the GROLIES
Guardian
Reader
Of
Low intelligence
In
Ethnic
Skirt
Mid Wales is full of them …
OHHHHHHHHHH I’D FOOK THE BREATH OUTTA THAT ONE
So would I if it was thirty years younger.
Laugh? Bloody Hell! I laughed so much I started to cough!
STAND BACK !! I SAID, EVERYONE STAND BACK FROM THE PRIME MINISTER !
i’LL DEAL WITH THIS SITUATION IN AN NHS WARD !
Now, now, Mr. Brown, would you like MRSA or C.Diff ?? It’s free at the point of delivery ?
just catching up with Daily Politics .Red Ken saying “reshuffle leaves lots of space for new young back benchers”………..Mrs Kinnock you couldnt make it up
Dave says Bill Cash can get away with it.
So the BBC peddles “a bad day for the Tories” then we see a map of England showing no Labour controlled Councils and one Lib Dem. Everything else is Tory.
Yer, that’s a bad day.
Fucking rent boy using halfwits.
They are out of their fucking minds!
Either that or they are shitting themselves about what the Tories will do to them after the General Election.
Pravda had power, but when it nailed it’s flag to Liebours flagpole it lost it,Cammo can do what he wants with Pravda when not if he gets in ,serves them right, I hope he closes it completely or just sells it off.
Nuke it. Poison the earth of Shepherd’s Bush forever. There was no need for this Blair/Brown terror if they’d been even 20% towards neutral. Two terms was plenty.
A child could see through the rampant borrowing and squandering that got us here (fiscal meltdown) from 2002 onwards.
The BBC know the Torys are going to fuck them when they get in.
Easy £ 3.5 Billion spending/tax cut right there…
The BBC have just begged to be fucked…
R£sie W£ntert£n, Cabinet Minister for Regional Economic Development as of tonight.
She of the HUGE!!!! EXPENSE claims that included soundproofing her bedroom walls at a time when she was a close friend to JohnP.
Her judgement is obviously very sound and her economic instincts, which mark her out as most useful for Economic Development are clearly defined.
Gordon you are a mastermind. NOT!!!!!!!!!
Oh Yes
Forgot that
Since this Government is just one huge Scandal it is difficult to keep up
She was one of the mistresses of Prezza
Say it loud and clear like Guido..
Looks like she getting a good payoff…
And out old friend Gerald Kaufman has been claiming for Waterford Glass chrystal grapefruit dishes..only £ 225 a shot…
and he says he has some kind of self-diagosed disorder…(ref today’s daily Mail)
After his £ 8000 TV laim and £ 2000 Persian carpet claim..
Shameless trougher – even at 78 years old…
Some never learn..
Brown is just having a laugh. He is just showing off. I can do whatever I like and yoooooou can’t stop me!!!!
He could be right. Certainly the lunacy has been writ large for years now and nobody, has in fact, stopped him. Certainly not those pusillanimous whores in the Labour party.
So that’s all it took. Somebody to actually take the fucking piss and walk all over us. Anybody else for almost 400 years could have done it. Suuure, it wouldn’t be quite cricket but they could have done it.
And now we get to the point in every family dynasty where finally it throws up it’s very own ‘Third Lord Moynihan’. The one who is handed great land and estates, great privilege and titles nurtured and passed down from generation to generation and just gives it ‘Fuck this, I’m going to do whatever I like and to hell with those who come after me…’
BBC bias is STAGGERING. They’ve stopped updating the results once Labour lost 250 seats. Shame they’ve now lost 374.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Interactive-Graphics/Locals2009
How many people are working on this story for the BBC?
What is interesting is how many times you hear that an ex BBC employee become a researcher for a Zanulabour.
I remember years ago, a programme called the ‘London programme’ that was shown every Friday night.
As a youngster, I was shocked by how bad the current Conservative Government was. Then later, when I heard that Trevor Philips had carved out a career within Labour and the CRE, you realise that his anti-Tory bias is to his core and sod all to do with reality.
*THIS* is what makes me and others hate the BBC with a vengeance.
Agreed. But when they stop updating results to help this dire government the bias is so blatant it’s bloody unbelievable.
They obviously clearly believe they can manipulate public opinion by these pathetic tactics, whereas all they do is make themselves look like cretinous incompetents.
Sky can manage to keep the results updated without billions in taxpayers’ money. The BBC, with probably 100 more people on the story, can’t.
Scrap the license fee now!
Of course this has been going on for years.
It always happens with self-appointed quangos..
The BBC is no different…
The only answer is to break it up sell of what is profitable and close down the rest..
There is nothing special any more about the BBC that any other media company cannot do better
The way to get the public on our side is to publish the salaries of the presenters..and their expenses…just like Mps…
The British Public will BATSHIT when they see the money wasted and paid to these labour prejudiced bastards…
WOW !!!! 374 Sky reckoned that was wipeout!!!!
Wonder what the MEP elections are going to do then??
Labour MP’s, If you are you really going to be cowed by Gordon now ????- you are doing a great disservice to democracy and you are being idiots to yourselves !!!
Get some backbone – Time to stand up and be counted.
Remember tomorrow is a Comemmoration of D-Day. The day of Heroes.
Think you can measure up to Them? Gordon sure can’t.
Think of that when you see him standing on a podium trying to look like the statesman that he isn’t and taking the salute from real men who faced battle.
Sorry 324 – typo! Sorry to get your hopes up. But still bloody dreadful.
I feel a sense of embarrassment when I thank old soldiers for what they did when I buy my poppy.
They gave so much so that we could be free from Nazi tyranny and I have done nothing of the sort.
I thought the man from mank (or wherever it is) had a thick skin, for him to stand there being the arsehole that he is, he can have no shame.
I pity the poor veterans and apologise here and now on his behalf.
No!!!!!! Not a sense of embarrassment.
A sense of Awe!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Vets are everything that Gordon is not.
When he stands on the podiium tomorrow as the Vets march past him we shall be thinking of how courageous and great they have been, and how they have protected us —— and how badly he has failed us.
Goodbye Gordon. Your days are numbered!!!!!!!!
BBC bias is STAGGERING. They’ve stopped updating the results once Labour lost 250 seats. Shame they’ve now lost 324.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Interactive-Graphics/Locals2009
How many people are working on this story for the BBC?
Just saw newsnight update their stats and they are still behind Sky’s.
I think it’s more down to bbc lefty incompetence than lefty bias, although I am not denying that the bbc are lefties and biased.
not convinced. it’s been 2 hours. now people are out or in bed they’ll update the website and try to bury it with something else tomorrow.
on newsnight i saw they were still saying they’d lost only 250 seats, it’s 329 now.
Can you please get the spelling of my surname correct, please ??
I know I’m just another name Gordon’s pulled out of his re-shuffle hat but it’s
NOT Bob Ainsworth. The correct spelling is:
Bob Ain’tworth-Alight
Thank you
Oh so you are guy who charged us £ 6 000 for your second house including OAK BEAMS understand…so necessary for your Parliamenary Work
And you look as though you have just been through a cement mixer…Ghastly face…
and the Hilteresque moustache!
Facial fuzz in the Cabinet is an absolute ‘must’ now that all the female window dressing has stormed out
Bring back the window dressing I say…
Better than all these loonies that have replaced it…
Why do all these Labour buggers charge us for oak or mock tudor beams ?
Didi they know the roof was going to fall in ?
More knives out than the Roman Senate. Gordie will have to spend the rest of his days in therapy when he’s finally booted out.
MORE KNIFE ARCHES AROUND GORDON !!!
No, therapy just encourages introspection. Pre-frontal lobotomy on the other hand…
We’ve used that technique already; why do you think Bob Ain’tworth-Atoss got the job of Defence Secretary
Can anybody name one NORMAL person in today’s Government?
Thought not.
Well a moot point for some I’m sure, but I reckon the normalest, as well as the most competent, most personable, most entertaining and intelligent must be… Mandy.
C’mon, he might be a crook and a devious motherfucker, but you can imagine having a drink with the bloke and coming away smiling, couldn’t you? I dare say he’d have your watch and perhaps sell you a few acres of swamp but…
Now I’m a tsar the pogroms will start in reverse. Oy veh Maria!
Caroline Flint says that Gordo is treating her as window dressing – my how she flatters herself.
She makes me think of Amsterdam Window Dressing
COATS of makeup….
He DID treat me like femail window dressing, he was only interested in my curtains
She meant surgical dressing.
Now I’m a lord I might shave off my disgusting stubble.(And get a nose job)
My brother Esau is an hairy man, but I am a smooth man!
…. because air is free.
(fill in the gaps yourself)
Air might be free – but what is Lord Sugar going to cost us????
And what is the likely annual cost for the 7?? (maybe some more to follow) Peers!!!!!!!! (which includes – mind-blowingly – Glynnis!!!!!!!!)
Gordon thinks we will not be asked these questions. He is just about to find out that the public are not the idiots that he wants to believe that we are.
“I am not an arrogant man!” (thrice said and thrice again!!!!). Odd statement from someone who is so arrogant that he doesn’t even know it!!!!!!!!!
Early night tonight. God Bless.
Could you have some surgery to swap your face and scrotum back?
She could dress me any day!
An “infallible” method of cheating your way into bring-a-bottle parties is to “use a carrier bag of empty cans with two half-bricks at the bottom”.
thats the trick he used to use at IMF meetings
That’s also his modus operandi in drawing up this Nation’s accounts as well.
He’ll have to have a fucking big brick the next time he goes to the IMF…the size of Big Ben…
PFI anyone?
nice to see usual mp’s honour and loyality can change in 24 hours.
we have such weak and personal ambition driven people not even total wipeout in local and euro elections will make any difference to cabinet
but watch how quickly they will change positions if backbenchers make a stand next monday the sickening sight of each of them then turning on brown
who should have had the decentcy to realise the damage that he and new labour has done to this country and resigned this morning instead of bringing in deadwood from the lord’s and europe, which we all want out of
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” KINNOCK!
Fuck off Pillock
‘kin knock a bit louder you knackerless knocker upper
Gordon presumably wants Glenys to be the female window dressing in his new cabinet.
Perhaps his eyesight is worse than previously thought.
Anything associated with ‘Lord’ Kinnock aka the Welsh Windbag is probably
the female windbag and Welsh dresser.
“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt for all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice;
ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government;
ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage…
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you?
Is there one vice you do not possess?
Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your god; which of you have not bartered your conscience for bribes?…
Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; ye were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, and are yourselves gone…
In the name of God, go!”
Oliver Cromwell 1653
Would you care to join the Politburo?
Fuck me, you must be the first person that’s thought of quoting that speech to describe the present bunch of miscreants. Well done at being so quick on the uptake.
it’s worth repeating until the bastards get the message.
Hear hear.
I’ve read it many times and it never fails my faith in the content of our jeans
I have gone to bed but I need to say that Ollie’s words are always going to come back to haunt this flawed man and his discredited,immoral MP’s.
It is such a poignant and pertinent speech that flails this Labour parliament.
This speech will haunt them for many many years!!!!
.
Because I’m worth it!
How many carbons does your motor produce you environmental vandaliser? Traitor to your mate Sir Clive Sinclaire my hero.
Fuck me, are there any members of the cabinet who are actually accountable to the electorate:
Mandelson – no
Kinnock -no
Adonis -no
Brown -never fucking listens and lives on own planet
Balls ditto but with more arrogance
Millipede – he knows best so no need to bother
Cooper – whatever Gordon says is fine by me.
Plus Sugar – I’m right so no need to listen.
We are now utterly screwed by this bunch. What the fuck will they do next.
Burn down the Reischstag
Buttplugs, the lot of them
Is Adonis window dressing for the ladies?
Slaphead lovers maybe, but not real women women
Well get on with the job and help hard working families get completely butt-fucked so we can get through the global crisis that started in america of course!!!
I’m doing what’s right for . . . oh ho nurse – not medication already!
Glenys Kinnock for God’s sake!
dont bring me into it. I’ve got enough on my plate.
Oh I hope the Telegraph dig up her expenses, they are going to be brilliant.
Can anyone explain why on a big day like today, Newsnight is presented by Kirsty Wark? I could do a better job myself – she hasn’t a bloody clue.
That’s why she’s presenting it………….The Brown Broadcasting Corporation would like to present it as NOT a big day
Yeah mister. Where the fuck are the sub-titles?
You wouldn’t want a serious journo on a day like today if you were a bbc lefty asrselicker who had the ability to choose between her and someone a bit better.
as Orwell would say,
IT IS A NON DAY…
WTF is she wearing? Looks like an old pair of curtains picked up at a jumble sale
If they’re curtains they might be female window dressing.
Her demeanour always strikes me that she would be better named as ‘Thirsty Wark’. In the Private Eye sense.
Seems to be on a bit of a feminist rant talking about a private conversation she has had with Flint and then asking Hain to comment on a conversation that only she and Flint know about?
Kind of misses the important aspects of the past 24 hours. The country is in a mess run by a PM who is so out of touch and Newsnight seems to think that the main story is how hard done by women are in the Govt which, as it is clear for all to see, is not the main story. Nor is it true judging by how many women have been in Govt screwing up the country for the past 12 years.
In fact, it is no story is it – a woman who models clothes for the newspapers can’t really stand up and complain about being a dressing window or whatever she thinks Brown is using her as. Why Newsnight is focussed on this feminist slant is beyond me, especially when so many senior posts in the BBC require you not to have a willy and two balls!
Fuck me, Kirsty was a bit pre-menstrual tonight!
I wonder what the 324 labour councillors that got booted out on thir asses last night think of Gordo’s little I’m not going anywhere speech today.
I think they may be well pissed off.
Michael White, arselicker in chief.
I hope he is being paid plenty of our expenses.
watching him now, arrogant patronising twat.
Calm down, dear. It’s just a national crisis.
Sir Michael White says on Sky that Gordon’s not mad.
That’s all right then
Time for your brain scan, Sir Michael.
White is FURIOUSLY sucking the Madman’s bum to get his title before the shebang collapes…
he got one already son suppose he’s going for the double or triple init.
In the Name of God, Go
Brown performs the resurrection shuffle, and why isn’t Gerald Ratner ennobled as well as Sugar?!
Because the House of Lords has not been moved to Hamsptead YET…
Is it worth raising a no 10 petition to get Peter Hain to fuck off back to South Africa?
Fuck off !! Just because you’re adopting our economic policies does n’t mean we want your cast-offs in exchange
Brown (aka Mandleson) will call a State of Emergency by the end of the weekend.
That means no more elections till the Emergency is declared over – i.e. never!
Who’s he going to call the ghostbusters to keep us in check,no way the public will tear anyone apart who brought the civil contingencies act in,besides public would find the kids with the things that go bang bang and use them on anybody who tried, which would then = civil war ,public 1 labour 0,it’s gone past the public being trampled on.
Krusty McSquawk has just found out today that McTwat is a fucking serial liar.
Yeah right.
Guido (if you are there)
This thread is about to CRASH…
new one please…
As the sun sets here in little old Britain. Listen to this song and think about the events off this week, and that somewhere, Brown is in his bunker with a glass of scotch rocking in the corner. God bless all.
This is no government of the people and the PM was never voted for by the public. The cabinet and their underlings had little authority and those that wanted to leave the ship i.e. Purnell could not make a decent job of it. No communication or concerted effort which shows this guy Brown is a very slippery F*** and those around him are lightweight fools. Most concerning is the fact they are in charge of this country and making a real mess of everything its all a complete f*** U*.
OMG!!! What the fook is Tango Man doing back in government? I didna realise that gordon’s barrel was so MT.
Have you seen the retards on the back benches?
Keep scraping, we’re still down here.
“You have a two tier Government”….yes thieving bastards and complete fuckwits. I thought the first resignations were due to the fact that Yates of the yard was on his way to drag ministers away in handcuffs but alas not, just a dastardly plot to get rid of Broon. Rank political pygmies can’t even do that right.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3674858/facing-browns-spending-deceptions.thtml
read this and feel the rage!
Thanks for this link. It was a good question but we know he lied about his choice of chancellor too. Let alone the Lisbon Treaty, etc. I think he is nailed regardless now.
I’ve read that he may be gone by Tuesday after the PLP before the confidence vote in the House on Wednesday. We are probably going to get paid for stories from disgruntled MPs’ from know on and The DT have more I gather.
FRASER, TRY ASKING THE QUESTION LIKE THIS :-
Gordon, oh Gordon you’ve taken us for fools.
You lied about Prudence and your ‘Golden Rules’.
You plundered our pensions and decimated our savings,
We’re fed up of listening to your ‘global’ ravings.
Blair claimed you’re a genius; he lied to us too.
The ‘British’ economy is in deep doggy-doo.
‘No booms, no busts !’ you used to shout out.
That was all hubris, of that there’s no doubt.
You bang on and on about your Presbyterian daddy,
Born a son of the manse and raised in Kircaldy.
Now how would he regard you, with disgust or with pride ?
Seeing you’ve got friends such as Draper and McBride
You say your ‘moral compass’ isn’t pointed toward sleaze,
But what about Darling, McNulty,Malik,Moran, Smith and Blears ?
Of the Top Twenty Troughing MPs, NuLabour’s got SIXTEEN !
Sir, your Cabinet is rotten – you’re nowt but a has-been.
Now,if you’d like us to show a scintilla of affection,
Screw up some courage, CALL A GENERAL ELECTION !
Isn’t Geraldine Smith the plasticine model for Gwendoline in the Wool shop in Wallace & Gromit’s ‘A Close Shave’!!
Disgraceful – what the hell is that? The people of Morcambe should be ashamed of themselves electing that thing – sort it out at the next election..
She absolutely loathes John Prescott. That’s good enough for me.
I was offered a cabinet post but I turned it down…..the expenses were not good enough.
Rightie- That says everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
When the issue of Alan Sugar was discussed on Any Questions on radio 4 this evening it appears that he is another Brown mistake. Nobody had a good word to say of him -except that ex tory now labour cabinet minister !
Not surprising when one thinks about Amstrad is it !!!!!!???
He turned a young bill gates away, need you know more ?
is n**** in the woodpile in the cabinet ?
Brown has assumed mistakenly that Sugar is popular with, or respected by, the public – in reality he is just a favourite baddy. People like to watch Darth Vader doing his dark side shit, doesn’t mean we like the guy or want him to be our boss.
Sugar is a spiv cocksucking Essex moron
You’re right Dr. It’s like he can’t find an MP for Europe Minister or a better businessman – in the whole of UK. If he’s looking for an outside businessman or woman it looks like either he’s asked a few previously with no luck or he went straight for Sugar without thinking first. Very odd.
Didn’t Suigar make a sizeable donation to Labour not so long ago ?
He’s part of the fucking Jewish conspiracy
Can’t you see straight fella’ ??!!
Buying titles payoffs stealing our money, the whole fucking works
typical new Labout fraud..
OMG !!!!!
Everyone sounds sooo downbeat , hun x . We GOTTA get our fuckin shit together , babes .
Clean those specs , sort the contacts out , sink that last beer an get the fuck organised .
We CAN’T let this go on for another year !! We won’t shift the fuckers by sittin on park benches tappin away !!!!
Look , I’ll be the leader an you lot just say ‘Yes Ewa’ an we’ll sort the malaise out pronto x .
First thing : Get a round in Guido an maybe that’ll clear our noddles . I’m fucked off wiv wotchin a corpse tryin to come back to life . Anyway , my mate Prof. Dan Gleebitz sez it ain’t feasable so we gotta dig the grave an bury the stink .
Fuck me – didn’t The Zombie just tell us he woz gonna keep on decomposin till there’s nothin left .
He woz talkin about takin us wiv him !!!! I ain’t ready to go . I got knittin to finish , other shit , wot I ain’t thought of yet , to do .
We gotta turn out an show our hate for , an disgust at , this miserable excuse for a human bean . I come from a Prezzy background but I don’t recognise anythin of him in me . He is givin everyone that he slanders a bad name INCLUDIN HIS OWN FUCKIN FAMILY !!!
How low can you go ????
Fuck off Gorgon – you are a weak , miserable excuse of a man an you’re doin it in my ©untry .
Love E xxx .
I love you Ewanme.
Oooooo !!!
Cheers , honey . Me toooo x .
E x .
There must be TWO sontarans. He’s on Newsnight now – he’s been awake over 40 hours I reckon.
Pickles!
Though to be fair he defended the Tory wins today pretty well against taunts that it wasn’t such a good day for the Tories. Barking.
Known membership of the Fuck Off Broon Faction ( Fobs ? )
H. Blears
J. Purnell
C. Flint
I. Gibson
P. Flynn
B. Sheerman
M. Fisher
Can anyone add to this impressive list of talent?
You could add another roughly 50 million Anglanders from England
J. Smith – I know what she said but she’s a fucking liar
G. Hoon
Hooey
I forgot Fat Boy Clarke and Slugger Reid.
Oh and…….
J. Hutton
P. Murphy
T. McNulty
M. Beckett
B. Hughes
So 14. Is that it?
Wee Doogie has been awful quiet …
Tony Blair and Slotgob?
S Byers
F Field
C Clarke
A Milburn
G Allen
G Stringer
G Prentice
M Munn
N Raynsford
S McDonagh
P Farrelly
Any more?
It`s – enough.
Next question:
Who among them can round them up and stand up in the House and tell him to go on behalf of The Parteh?
That would finish him off.
Are there enough lampposts in Parliament Square for them to have one each?
Now the Prime Mentalist has finally tipped, can he now max up the presses to flood us with helicopter money so we can once again enjoy the magnificent achievements of NuLabour.
Then all this nastiness can be forgotten.
Hallelujah
Obama will be coming to the rescue very soon..gordon lives another month/year, it’s who you know
Obama on Omaha
Any chance Gordon could be overturned on the beaches of Normandy.
or step on the only unexploded bomb?
IED Improvised Expenses Device bombed already. The schrapnel is Daves pocket ‘Change’
We obviously got ahead of ourselves as Gordon has now renamed Omaha Beach, as Obama Beach.
How much lower can he get ?
I am deeply honoured to be so honoured by a thoroughly dishonourable man
He even has to check his notes during the ” I will no waiver, I will not walk away.” moment
Iain Dale just called Brown a liar on Sky for claiming he never wanted to sack his Darling.
Dale absolutely creamed Sir Michael White for talking bollox about Brown’s humiliation. Eve Pollard was sandwiched between them looking sheepish.
Funny things these politico commentators get up to.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/06/iain-dale-brown-lied.html
who was that awful labour cow on newsnight. what a nasty piece of work, you could see her fangs.
She’s on Radio5 live now gertting a good talking to,the slops from the barrel if she’s the only thing labour have got then they deserve all they get
Its a bitch from Morecombe, Its ok she will be gone soon.
I thought she was in the Wallace and Gromit film – one of those northern cows with the accent.
By fuck she did a disservice to the name “woman” – revolting and so stupidly loyal to the criminal Brown – must be realted to Adolf Ball’s.
foul creature. poll rating must go down every time shes wheeled out.
they really are scraping the barrel.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Neil Pillock , honey x .
The best Labour leader wot we never noticed .
E x .
The woman is clearly on her moons. Exactly why women shouldn’t hold ministerial posts, well maybe why they shouldn’t them one week in four anyway.
Was up out of my seat cheering when I saw she’d told Gordon Broon to fuck off during his live freak show today don’t get me wrong. but what a hissyfitting mentalist. “Boo fucking hoo, i dont get to the cabinet table. Cos I have fanny” Not because you’re a bit thick, no? Just a thought, go buy some sussies and stockings and a job of ping pong balls and I can assure you you’d be on that cabinet table every week! Gordon and Peter Mandelson-Brown would probably avert their gazes I suppose, but still, you’d have made it!
Can you imagine living with that woman? Fuck me, she’s the sort that encourages you one day to have a weekend on the piss with your mates but when you do sends you a text a minute with increasing temper finally threatening to poison the dog if you don’t get home immediately. Fucking bunny boiler.
I still would though, bloody mattress in her knickers or not.
I commented early that she has a lovely bum. Somebody watching today’s shenanigans knows that he had that lovely bum first………
Jammy bastard.
1105 was not by an anonymong. Accidentally by being drunk forgot to add me handle. Just for the record, innit.
oh fuck off you misogynistic prick mandelscum.
did anyone ever tell you that you’re a misogynistic creep.
as for crying for poor gordon fuck off. he deserves everything he gets.
sad that this otherwise good site attracts women-hating creeps.
To 1142, 1146 and 1149. I’m only misongynist when impaired which whiskey. Blame the scots. And maybe grow a funny bone lads/ladies? Perhas you can share it?
My missus laughing at your indignation on her behalf. Fucktards.
How much do you pay her?
At Sainsbury’s. Cocoa.
You must be a lumberjack
a) You don’t care
b) You need the right tools to cut through Thetford Forest
c) do you put on women’s clothing as well?
I fear the coming of PR.
He’ll do it and give all the illegals an amnesty no doubt about it Browns desperate now.
Population rioting? Oh, could I ask Ewanname wot a ‘prezzie background is? Ta. x
LOL !!
Dunno .
E x .
prezzie background =
Working class may kiss my arse, I’ve got the foreman’s job at last..xxoo
So I shag anything that moves, expecially if it works for me, lie like you drink tea, steal all I can and then tell you to fuck off with a strong left puinch..
That’s called Labour civlisation and diversity you see…
on some fucking censoring macchine again ??!!
“The kaleidoscope has been shaken, the pieces are in flux. Soon they will settle again. Before they do, let us re-order the world.”
T.Bliar Lab Party Conference Oct 2001
“The re-shuffle looks like a dog’s breakfast, I’ve got misfits in my Cabinet. Soon there could be more defections. Before that happens, let’s think up more lies”
G.Brown. Next week ?
Awaiting moderation Guido? Have I offended in some way?
I do apologise, grovellingly so, if I have.
Gordon is the only one…….
Brown and Mandelson are both CLINTS……( notice, I did n’t swear…..)
)
I do.
Heads up. I just saw the front cover of The Independent being shown on Sky with that bald bloke anyway there’s a picture of Gordon which reminded me of Inspector Cluesau in The Pink Panther where his wax face is dripping in the heat. Maybe he is going to melt away?
When the working class can count on the Torys for a better life, then we should vote tory. What I dont hear is what or how the Torys are going to help the working class.They look like old school tie to me, a bunch of nice but dime public school boys, with the same old nasty Tory trates.
These modern tories are a shadow of their former selves and sick joke a pile of shit and wank stains, look at con home for an example, people aren’t going to kick out labour and replace them with another labour clone party with novice Dave and his phony green credentials. These thick Huhnes don’t realise what happened in Canada could very well happen to them if they don’t wise up.
All the councils being controlled by Tories like today could up being controlled by another party even the lib dems if these toy town toffs dont wise up.
We need the Tories of yesteryear like Thatcher and Tebbit not idiots like Osbourne and Cameron.
Yes.
You can’t put a CIGARETTE paper between ‘em. It seems like a boxing or wrestling match. – The oppenents are often drinking buddies and all the baiting each other and mouthing off is just entertainment. The plant in a magic show is how it comes across. Hopefully the game is up?
Tories won’t make you poor but Labour will keep you poor.
Cameron will be fine.
What’s with the working class 1980′s stuff ? We are ALL either working class, political class or underclass… all in it together.
But what’s a “dime public school boy” ?
Caroline Flint: “Top totty, my type of window candy”
Dawn Primarolo: ”I have got to know the woman behind the moustache”
Hazel Blears: “Pocket Rocket. Shame it’s ginger.”
Margaret Beckett: “She always gets Dick Turpin home at night”
My that Parris fellow has a nice line in prose
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/matthew_parris/article6440451.ece?Submitted=true
Decent piece
In like Flint.
The title inflation goes very nicely with the recently inflated ego.
Mind how you go, Mandy.
Just in
As a celebrity/businessman, I cant discuss politics for obvious reasons, but..
The real looser tonight has to be David Cameron. The Tories share of the vote has fallen, yet Labours held up, and a solid core vote is the kind of stability a leader can’t buy!
I’m sure grassroots Tories are meeting tonight on their duck islands and plotting to tell David Cameron “Your Fired!”
Rot. As the Mori/Ipso expert on Ch4 news pointed out, proper analysis of the results shows, as all the analysis of recent opinion polls have shown, that the Tories are on course for a 100+ majority.
The real loser tonight is someone who can’t spell “loser”, especially if they are English because English people don’t recognise the concept of loser.
It must be american because there is no ‘u’ in Core.
why does not brown just go before he further messes up this country
One of the great questions of the universe along with:
How DO snowplow drivers get to work ?
Where DO all the Bic Biros go ?
Why Do badgers have such rough arses ?
And who found out anyway ?
Why do Blue arsed flies do all that running about ?
Just back from pub, have I missed anything?
Peter Hain is back – even more evasive and delusional than before.
Cyclops, Hain, Straw and Mendelsleaze. The Four Horsemen of the Porkalypse.
‘Four Horsemen of the Porkalypse’ -Excellent!
Nah hun x .
You got time for a tinkle .
E x .
may have to stagger to bed…know its a sad loss to politics, but you may all have to wai for further incisive political punditry from NewGirl tomorrow…..:-)
PS Night Misog.
Oh, I’ve just remembered, you did miss something, – Brown is on ebay under ‘Prime Minister. £3.27 last time I looked.
Gordon Brown did an Ali Darling…and claimed on two houses. Is he going to tell himself it was ‘totally unacceptable’?
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/06/iain-dale-brown-lied.html
(Soz – force of habit
please let that be true…! Hain? Thought he’d been sacked a year back? Oh forgot. That’s a prerequisite isn’t it? That or no mandate whatsoever.
Ooooo !!!
Get NewGal’s upper-crust accent , guys !!!!
Sounds like a silver-spooner to me .
You loaded , honey ????
E x .
no I’ve not taken any illicit substances tonight at all Ewanme…..
lol hun
E x .
Blimey. I’m going to buy the Telegraph over the weekend anyway because there are free D-Day dvd’s included. Thanks.
Yeppers .
I’d better fuck off back there . An editors work is never finished x .
I only come here for the light relief .
Ta ta E x .
Good girl E! Your public needs you. Night xx
It was all just a mistake of course or whatever. FFS what is it going to take to shift him. And no effing prosecutions, they are above the law then. The UK sucks.
The DT also reports that he charged the taxpayer £30 for a piper at a veterans’ church service. Obviously a salary of around £100K plus enormous expenses and allowances clearly are not enough.
Wendy Alexander to House of Lords and Cabinet Minister for Supermarkets.
Jim Devine installed as Pub Czar.
Ian Gibson to organise Friends of Gordon Newsletter.
She deserves all the disparaging anyone can throw her way. Her credibility is now shot to bits, in much the same manner that Clare Short’s was.
Flint, within a lot less than twenty four hours, proved herself to be a perfect argument for the notion that women politicians are not a good idea. What a treacherous, lying, two-faced, petulant vamp.
Mind you, I’m glad that she did her best to kick Broon in the gonads with her stillettos after not getting the job she was quite prepared to sell her soul for.
don’t be a prat. not cuz she’s female, cuz she’s an arse. Look at Hoey. Look at Thatcher. Look at me. All excellent single faceted females.
True. But I’d still give her one…
Well said. Perfect precis.
She’s finished and good riddance to the cow.
Guido. Why am I being moderated? I can be insulted on far worse blogs than this you know. The only offensive word I used is out of context in america but not here surely? (Same as cigaret)
Hurrah! New Labour completely wiped out in the election! Sugar has gone sticky in the wrong place this time!
Tell Sugar from me that I have never watched The Apprentice and won’t ever again also any more. And I’m going to throw my Amstrad Tower stereo out and not because it started chewing my tapes up!
Fancy the Liebour party,the party of the people having seven lords a leaping,what’s up Brown your, MP’s not good enough for you, are they all that’s left in the bottom of the barrel,oh dear.
Chicken Broona
Pincer action with the SNP/Plaid opposition motion on Wednesday, supported by a flanking manouevre from Fat Boy Jugs?
Six dogs a-barking (ooops . five now Flint has gone)
She’s so fuckable.
Who, Mandy ?
Gordon is our leader, Look to him for inspirarion, Each time there’s a promotion, there’s an equivalent resignation.
Bob Ainsworth – Defence Secretary?
Brown’s having a laugh innit?If so, it’s not funny – having an idiot like Ainsworth in that role is potentially a life and death issue for some servicemen. Does Brown want to punish the Armed Services for not being sufficiently onside?
is he alive ? really ?
If unelected soldiers aren’t prepared to put their lives on the line for the PM it says more about them and their career ambitions than it does about Gordon!
Brown caught stealing from the taxpayer:
“Gordon Brown claimed parliamentary expenses for his constituency home in Scotland while he was billing the taxpayer for a flat in London, The Daily Telegraph can disclose”
And all the time we were picking up the tab for him living in Downing Street.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5456789/mps-expenses-Gordon-Brown-billed-taxpayer-for-two-second-homes.html
Thieving git. Time to go sunshine.
There now follows a party election broadcast for the Labour Party
*cue Apprentice music*
One job, now just two candidates…
The Bitter recriminations start here! Is this Gordon’s long goodbye?
Can somebody explain this phenomenon of multi-billionaire Labour supporters?
Is it that they don’t want anyone else to acquire the wealth they have acquired, out of spite and bitterness?
I don’t get it.
Guilty consciences of the filthy rich?
Oh, and Brown’s a double fcuking liar:
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/06/fraser-nelson-brown-lied.html
Nelson nearly nailed ‘im.
Leftism is an ego thing.
For Hoon the bell tolls
Making Hain while the sun shines?
Popular Scottish comedian and pub entertainer – James (simple) Devine
Its a shame that gordon isnt Japanese
“Gordun we would like you to hold an erection”
We all know that he would reply in a positive way
LOL, Flint’s letter reminds me of the ‘ladette’ mooning at the panel who sent her packing from ‘Ladette to lady’ this week!
Whats going to be interesting is that with Labour controlling nothing in the councils, come election time they aint going to be able to do the fraud thing, Tory and LD councils will able to scrutinise everything with a fine toothcomb now, voter lists, electoral rolls, postal votes. Labours done for.
What’s a toothcomb?
Fine-tooth comb. Try to remember for the next time.
Funny how they’re all blaming each other for the election results, rather than blaming their joint decisions to launch illegal wars, stifle the Cash for Questions investigation, institute a police state, and live high on the hog at public expense while telling the public we all need to tighten our belts.
Now we see “the Prudent Chancellor ” to have been a completely invented character, a media fiction having no actual relationship to the historic Gordon Brown beyond the imaginings of propagandists, and their media enablers.
It at least started with the non-election and the non-treaty referendum if we’re honest for some but the war crimes are the worst of the atrocities thus far imo
I hear Ms Flint is offering a free BJ to any Labour member who signs the round robin …… bloody MPs get all the perks.
i keep wondering how big a billboard would be needed for Gordon to comprehend , what happened yesterday , 324 labour councillors , quite a few of whom were group leaders , simply vanished , the figure is impressive enough but it was the coucillors who labour had always thought were so safe , no tide has even got close to washing these away for nearly as long as anyone can remember . In those seats that labour held some were only by 20 or so votes . This is not some sort of electorial misfortune that in times gone by would have just removed the marginals , this tide came in and took the most barnacle format labour seats of the local goverment map .
It was near to revolt as we can peacably attain .The frantic attempts to take the news of the destruction off the headlines by defensive cabinet re shuffle rolling news only made the disbelief worse , All nicely capped off by the press conference which will probebly go down in history as the most delusional since ceaucesau last waved from his balcony .
many of us who post on and follow Guido, have for some time been unconvinced that Labour is running the economy within the realms of truth or for that matter that law abiding society is not disentgrating, but we may only number 40000 people , so what had clicked so firmly with the rest of the electorate to cause such a revolt.
When Gordon brown arrived as PM in 2007 , the public were lead to believe he was the best chancellor we had ever had (i never did track down who penned that line and no doubt will probebly find they have resigned ).he looked like he was going to take us into a new world of low interest rates and fullfillment of all our purchase desires , for ever and ever .
it was for CW a fairly innocent inquiry , that was my jim carrey moment , the moment i thought somthing wasnt quite right , an unkown company had suddenly won a huge grant , based on the sort of beguiling spiv spin that was in use then , NGO had commisioned the re search , another NGO had liased with relevant goverment departments , an acdemic group had been wheeled out to verify it (who also recieved goverment money) and the strange ammount of well heeled reports backing it and the arrival of an investment bank willing to pump in money to match the grant and hey presto a £200 million pound project was viable . Add generous lashings of glossy mag sofa politics articles , and hardly anyone thought it was a crap idea .
By the time i had gone through the reports , i realised that not one of them had explained the ecnomics or profit beyond the , injection of cash stage , it just assumed it would be a success . To look back the obvious wastes of cash were the certain building projects that never recieved the visitor numbers , or the computer systems that never worked . It is exactly this sort of labour propoganda/ecnomincs that lead to the banks folding , they used our money to build bogus bank balance sheets , and then if that wasnt enough used our money again when the bogus bank balance sheets , did no longer balance .
nothing has been true in our economy for some considerable time , the dishonesty of this goverment in trying to hide , the ecnomic works of fiction left them with no truth to tell when the first bank went under , northern rock . how do you explain that for the first time in 140 years a bank could not meet its liabilities , of course a mere £1bn of tax payer money will have gone by the time the rock comes round to be sold .
i keep imagining what would happen if i went to my boss , waffled , blurted out a load acronyms , showed him an academics report and told him that it was a global matter and would be discuused at the G20 , and gave the £1bn loss figure to him quietly , but said spread over 3 yrs it isnt as bad as loss as thinks . he would certainly fire me , perhaps even phone his legal team to see if i could do jail for fraud.
i doubt very much i could have told him iam staying as iam the right person for the job in the disater , yet this is what gordon wants us to accept , the biggest corporate loss in history (RBS the worlds 3rd largets bank) is 70% owned by the tax payer , it will take at least 5 years before it can be sold after many £bns have just dissappeared .
Labours election anhilation is not due to expenses so far that only ammounts to 200k , but due to the complete lack of trust , that people feel , that somehow labour are hiding somthing about the economy , they have not told us when the wealth will return , if at all , ever !!. All we see are borrowings the largest in 300yrs .They know that he has somehow made us sign up to a credit agreement , that is begining to look like a loan shark deal by a company called presbyterian morality incorporated, taxing us more by using our future as security .
the public do not trust as he hasnt explained to them or told the truth , but they all get it now , labour are liars , crooks , deceivers , robbers posing as liberal elites hiding socialist constructs, only too willing to give you a mickey finn if you dont count whats in your wallet or trace who they are .
the election results are a down payment on the justice that is required for the pursuance of deciet and lies of labour , a guilty as charged verdict has been reached in the publics mind , the sentence cannot be commuted , it shall and must come to an end . if labour have any sense by tuesday , the cavalier treatment of the truth and the abuse of unelected power cannot continue , the price labour must pay goes up almost logrithmically the more it fools us.
I for one would not like to think what comes next , perhaps as ceacescau returned from the balcony and booing crowds he thought , put on a show or maybee send in the police , its worked before !! a week is a long time in politics, these next 3 days will be like a lifetime for labour , the crowds have booed ………………………
caesars wife words fail me on the one sided shite you write, rabid politicians sometimes differ on on their own party political lines but yours is not gut instinct but straight from tory party hq; for that reason guido should fuck you off until you have one individual thought.
arthur = useful idiot
As I’ve said before, the Chinese have a fine way of dealing with corrupt officials, maybe we should try it – it is after all a little more refined than Fawkes Senior’s methods
This country is still in the grip of the most unpleasent, deceitful, lying, mendacious crooks led by the worst one of all – Mandelson. Brown is now reduced to a pitiful, gurning glove-puppet spouting the same old slogans.
If there are any Labour MPs out there who have an ounce of respect for the people of this country, they should take the opportunity presented by the election maulings and precipitate a General Election by getting rid of Brown now.
Having worked in the public sector for most of my working life I can see what CW is getting at. Where I worked we even set up a department to chase all this “Phantom money” – people were employed specifically to construct bids and be “imaginative” in identifying matched funding to create leverage to draw down these off balance sheet funds (see – I even learned all the crap Government speak) Improving public services the Labour way is merely throwing money at them with no regard to how it is spent. In those 10 years senior public service officials knew all they had to do was cry poverty, or create some wonderful sounding PC initiative and Santa Gordon would arrive with bags of cash. We have been living beyond our means for years and years. IT HAS TO STOP – and I’m not convinced DC and his mates will have the balls to stop it the momentum is such that huge political problems will be caused by turning the tap off. The country is bankrupt – and it will hit everyone when we cannot service the debt.
Nice piece.
I watched that broadcast earlier and my thought was: What is this bastard trying to hide? He is like the bookeeper that works 52 weeks of the year to protect the fact that the books don’t balance and he doesn’t want anyone to know. There is something dreadfully sinister about Mr Brown and if the rest of NewLiars have any sense of decency or a shred of respect left for the electorate then they should get rid of him and come clean on whatever that dirty little secret is.
Gordon Brown is a bully and a liar full of NewLiar doublespeak, treacherous with a craving for power and a control freak.
The whole of NewLiars needs a radical change. Ridding themselves of Brown would send out a clear message that New Labour is dead and The Labour Party is now clearing the decks. Whats needed is a disassoiciation with Blair, Campbell, Mandleson and the rest of the spivs who invented this fraud called New Labour and a return to honest grass roots policies that echo the “working class” of the country not the “benefit classes” or the chattering classes. It may take two terms to rid themselves of the stench of NewLiars but surely that has to be better than extinction.
A good piece CW, well said. Having direct experience of working with many of these Nulab spivs your description of your ‘jim carrey moment’ is chillingly accurate. At its heart the Labour project is a cynical, self reinforcing financial racket. When the people find out the full extent of this Labour will never hold office again, which is why Brown and his crew dare not hold a general election.
Remember
Those council election results; it was all about expenses, which is a cross/all party issue. It has nothing to do with people finally realising that labour have ruined the country and that labour is led by an insane moronic despot supported by equally moronic self-serving bastards. At least that’s what the BBC seem to think.
It was europe for me
Tractor production is up!
Surely he needs to get sugar and kinnock both enobled by the queen? he can’t do it himself, he needs the queen to officially sign the papers?
She has a perfect right to say to him:
“sorry, 3 unelected people in the cabinet isn’t on (4 including you, you mad twat). And as you weren’t even elected yourself you have no mandate to put other unelected people in the cabinet. One is just about do-able, but 3 is just taking the piss. Get real elected MPs in those jobs, and if you can’t do that because you have no people left then dissolve parliament; I’m not playing your despot game you mad fuck”
Kinnock’s far more dangerous that Sugar.
She’s completely unelected, yet will have the power to sign us up to any mad EU directives she wants and to spout off to the eu on “our behalf”. Given she was also part of the EU gravy train for many years and wants a federal EU superstate, her appointment is really very scary.
Also, despite being able to sign us up to any laws she likes, she can’t even physically appear in the House of Commons to answer questions from MPs; all she’ll have is a weasel commons committee which meets once every few months to ask her how things are going.
Totally unelected herself, unable to answer to anyone who is elected, yet able to enforce any law she likes on us all.
Her appointment is the very definition of dictatorship, and Brown should be shot for it.
Please Ma’am – we know you read the blogs. Do what is right for your subjects and protect us from dictatorship.
Anyone now ‘appointed’ by Brown should not be liable for severance payments when the election is lost – typical of a Kinnock to show up hoping for this.
Is the cyclops deliberately trying to embarrass Her Maj as a parting shot?
Out-fecking-rageous!
One minute she’s kissing Brown’s a#se, the next she’s attacking him when he is vulnerable …… damaging the party even further.
This is one more nail in Labour’s coffin …… who the hell are they going to replace Brown with?! Mandelson?!
A divided party cannot stand ….. but it’s better off without Flint in the Cabinet!
“KIRSTY … KIRSTY ….. LISTEN TO ME, KIRSTY!!!”
Tom Bradby (ITN) is my hero.
During the press conference he basically called Brown a lying bastard, and ITN’s bulletins also made the point very forcefully throughout the day/night.
Brown going on about how his dad always told him to tell the truth and that he (brown) was like jesus, and then saying that he’d always intended/wanted Darling to remain chancellor. ITN caught him out; no other news outlet caught him out in the same way that ITN did. Their bulletins openly called Brown a blatant liar.
Well done ITN. I always knew you guys were the best of the bunch, now that’s been proven. The other outlets are still too scared to tell the truth.
Fraser Nelson tried to expose his mendacity too – see Spectator Coffee House blog
yes; just spotted that after I’d posted; that was a great effort too. Sky should follow their leads (I wouldn’t expect the BBC to tell the truth, that’d just be expecting too much)
Yes Tom Bradbury of ITN is good. I think the you’ll find the clue is the ‘I’ in ‘ITN’ ie. INDEPENDENT Television News. The BBC is funded by public money and stuffed full of Nulab lackeys, and so has no interest in calling Brown to account. The BBC is an arm of the Labour Party’s communications office. Case in poin. Just heard Humphreys on the Today Programme interviewing Caroline Spelman and trying to spin Labour’s wipeout in the local elections as bad news for the Conservatives! Spelman handled Humphreys pretty well.
There are going to be a lot of angry, wiped out, ex Labour councillors and activists at the grassroots…this is going to get nasty.
Independent in that it receives monet from the taxpayer to ensure its continued existence.
Now lets see what the voters really thought of Dave’s Lisbon fudge.Roll on Sunday!
I just worry that Libertas hasnt got enough seats to sort this mess out.
Libertas is the only party to sort out the Lisbon Treaty i.e bury it
Anyone up for forming a new party, how about the National Socialist Party.
Its a catchy name that might get some support from the present government.
It ties in with their policies.
Lets be democratic and have a vote, just once of course.
I find it astonishing that the Labour Party (which likes to think of itself as the great moralists and feminists of politics and the only place where women can be treated as equals) is treating Blears and Flint with such venom compared to the minimal abuse hurled at Purnell et al. Anyone would think they have a thing against wimmin.
Oh, and as for Sir-Not-Yet Michael White doing his full-on “Co-Michael Ali” routine on Sky News last night…words fail me
Nulab is overrun by uphill gardeners and various male buttock orientated perverts. Women have no place in their world. They fear and hate women.
Flint might be a useless bint, but so are her male colleagues.
Regardless, I’d still give her one.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/may/10/fashion-caroline-flint?picture=346969481
Brown’s hot!
baron, if anything ever happened i would just lie about it.you are safe.mcdoom
Kinnock, Mandelbum, Sugar are like Brown unelected. Brown wants to turn the country into a dictatorship regardless of election results.
Most of the rest of the cabinet are crooks, led by Alistair Darling, the most senior member of the cabinet.
Labour are ruining the country not running it.
The best part of the Brown conference yesterday was the Sky news coverage. As he was giving his sermon and ignoring the important questions a big red tab across the bottom of the screen appears under breaking news label stating ‘Caroline Flint Resigns’
Perfeck!
What commentators have’missed’ is that Flint waited for the result of the mayoral elections in Doncaster before she made her decision. Doncaster has historically been a safe seat for Labour and is a litmus test for the chances of the government. I know I live there. When she saw that labour was pushed into third behind two independants – a truly seismic shift in South Yorkshire – she knew that she had to distance herself fom Gordon Brown to save her own miserable skin.
If labour get kicked out of the council or mayor’s office she’s next, and she knows it, all those other reasons are bullshit.
I repeat labour out of Doncaster is a major shift, and interestingly to the English Democrats the bn p by another name.
My mother would have called her a designing woman.
“My mother would have called her a designing woman.”
Or “scheming tart,” as others may say!
If she didn’t want to be “window dressing,” why did she do all those photo shoots sprawled sexily on a chaise … Or was it a psychiatrist’s couch?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/may/10/fashion-caroline-flint?picture=346969483
I’ve just watched the press conference questions on SUN NEWS – He really is a lying git and completely off his rocker.He cannot give a straight answer to anything and keeps going off at a tangent onto other subjects. It reminds me almost of the out of synch conversations the two ronnies used to have without the comedy.
Yeah, but she is stunning in the pics i’ve seem the papers this morning.
Well, she’s okay but nothing like stunning. I just wish she wouldn’t worry her pretty little head about such things as politics when she should be caring for her master.
Oh, I meant to say, if you want stunning the French always have the luck. Carla Bruni – now she IS stunning in every sense of the word. Lucky bloody Sarko!
Are you blind? Just about not too bad if you’re drunk or don’t look too closely. So long as she keeps her gobby mouth shut. Unless instructed to open it for good reason.
Provided she stopped prattling on about the labour party, she could have me…
“You have a two tier Government. Your inner circle and then the remainder of Cabinet…”
Hang on… this sounds dreadfully familiar!
http://www.reddotbooks.co.uk/downing-street-diary-with-harold-wilson-no10-p-3174.html
“He thus joined Wilson’s notorious kitchen cabinet…”
Heck. We’ll be having beer and sandwiches for trade union leaders, next. Though it was rumoured at the time that after decades of enjoying dining at the Ritz and the Savoy on union expenses, they’d have rather had caviare and Champagne.
I reckon Caroline Flint’s HOT.
She can take her bikini off at my party anytime.
I’m a slag and would do most bints but not pikeys.I bet its a stinky harbour.Saying that its better than pulling up into peters poo-bay.
Listen, Caroline said I’d taken her to paradise one evening and that I was her dream lover.
Then next morning I turned over for more and she told me to fuck off out of it.
So I wasn’t surprised the other day.
Wait to see HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS MORE spent on the Welsh language now.
Despite LESS than 10% of Welsh people speaking Welsh FLUENTLY this tiny minority controls all the Public Sector jobs in Wales and have stitched up all the top PS jobs for themselves.
They have become very rich at the expense of the majority of Welsh people and no one dares challenge them. Any time they want funds for something they simply claim how hard done by Welsh speakers are and they get their money without any saying “Hang on, we have spent BILLIONS on the Welsh language – where has all the money gone?”
Gordon Brown booed by veterans as he arrives by car at D-Day Commemorations. Are we going to see that reported in the BBC headlines this weekend?
Just a passing reference by Sky commentators during live coverage.
Also booed as he stood to speak at the Arromanches Remembrance Service.
Of course, I may have misheard: it’s possible the cries were “go Gordie, you have a job to do”.