Comments on: Telegraph’s Porter Taking Copy from Downing Street Again http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/ Parliamentary plots and conspiracy Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:32:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Mrs Sandra Lindop http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-131084 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:56:04 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-131084 3rd June, our 48th Wedding Anniversary – What a Gift! Poo Gordaon could really implode – it could not happen to a ‘nicer’bloke!! I really, really hope that this could mean a General Election early October. We need a change – yawn – we are so over-goverend it’s time we got some sense into the whole situation. I hope that Mr Cameron is up to the job because whoever takes over has a plateful of problems. I wish I could help personally. I would be a pleasure!

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-131011 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:30:43 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-131011 Nope, but not supporting scum who have attempted to turn this country into one big prison makes us far better than gullible little weasels like you MB.

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-130784 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:54:58 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-130784 Hazel the Ginger Fraudster (to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived a life of ease
and flicked between three properties paid for by you and me
All the tabloid papers loved that rascal Hazel
As she bought TVs and furniture and all that she was able

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived a life of ease
and flicked between three properties paid for by you and me
Hazel the ginger fraudster lived a life of ease
and flicked between three properties paid for by you and me

In Europe she would travel, her life a fairy tale
as she lied to con the tax man out of tax from her house sale
No Youtube, she insisted knock on doors – That’s my game
And ministers would turn blind eyes when Hazel made her claims

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived…

Receipts they live for ever, but not so ministers
Commons seats and cabinet posts go to those who most deserve
One grey night it happened; the papers told the hordes
and Hazel the twisted minister had to cease her scandalous fraud

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived…

Her head was bent in sorrow, she tried to shift the blame
Hazel no longer commanded trust and failed to clear her name
Without the public’s trust, and support she needed most
Hazel that twisted minister resigned her cabinet post

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived…

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-130776 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:53:38 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-130776 A little song I wrote and performed recently… Enjoy!

Hazel the Ginger Fraudster (to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon)

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived a life of ease
and flicked between three properties paid for by you and me
All the tabloid papers loved that rascal Hazel
As she bought TVs and furniture and all that she was able

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived a life of ease
and flicked between three properties paid for by you and me
Hazel the ginger fraudster lived a life of ease
and flicked between three properties paid for by you and me

In Europe she would travel, her life a fairy tale
as she lied to con the tax man out of tax from her house sale
No Youtube, she insisted knock on doors – That’s my game
And ministers would turn blind eyes when Hazel made her claims

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived…

Receipts they live for ever, but not so ministers
Commons seats and cabinet posts go to those who most deserve
One grey night it happened; the papers told the hordes
and Hazel the twisted minister had to cease her scandalous fraud

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived…

Her head was bent in sorrow, she tried to shift the blame
Hazel no longer commanded trust and failed to clear her name
Without the public’s trust, and support she needed most
Hazel that twisted minister resigned her cabinet post

Hazel the ginger fraudster lived…

]]> By: Susie http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-129276 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:49:30 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-129276 Off to vote now… Conservative x 2. Want a nice hefty percentage for the Euros (PR) to get Gor/balls to piss off.

]]> By: Susie http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-129166 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:27:15 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-129166 Yes, They seem to have given up on their Yogic Flying agenda and are concentrating on Yogic Tourette chanting. What a shame.

]]> By: Susie http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-129141 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:18:26 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-129141 I’m reading The Plan at the moment. If Cameron delivers a quarter of its sanity simplicity and good sense, life in the UK will be much improved.

The beauty of it is, it won’t cost us a thing (unless you are one of them — a public sector CEO on £200k a year).

]]> By: Porky Pies MP http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-129134 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:14:29 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-129134 The ginger minger strikes again.

]]> By: Susie http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-129115 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:10:02 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-129115 And shockingly, not a single mention of the elections today on the 8′oclock News, Today programme.

Are they keeping the elections quiet in the hope we haven’t noticed? I doubt whether they’ll even tell us the result.

]]> By: Susie http://order-order.com/2009/06/03/telegraphs-porter-taking-copy-from-downing-street/#comment-129059 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:52:54 +0000 http://order-order.com/?p=8717#comment-129059 Capital gains on £80k I think, @ £32k.

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