June 3rd, 2009

Did Blears Leak Jacqui’s Exit to Destabilise Gordon?

A lesson Guido learnt the hard way in his younger days was “never antagonise a redhead”.   Could Gordon be about to learn the same lesson?

It has been bothering Guido that he couldn’t see the logic for anyone leaking Jacqui’s exit plans. Certainly doesn’t make sense for Brown central to leak it (contrary to LabourList’s claim).  Guido was putting the leak in the cock-up rather than the conspiracy category.  However the Blears theory makes some sense – Blears feels aggrieved that she got roughed up by Brown over expenses in a way that Darling (until yesterday) Hoon and Purnell did not.   She also feels imperilled by the reshuffle and of course she isn’t really a fan of Gordon.  By destabilising Gordon and revealing ahead of the re-shuffle that a woman is already leaving cabinet she shores up her own position.  She also scores some brownie points for the future by laying some useful ground-work for Alan Johnson…


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    Northampton Saint says:

    Gone, who’s next?

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    P1 says:

    Oh dear!

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    Kidney Bingoes says:

    Is Blears licking the window of the short bus?

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    Anthony says:

    Blair’s Babes laugh last and loudest.

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    Co says:

    Yes! Another One Bites The Dust.

    Surely its all over for Gordon now?

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    BBC says:


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    The real moderator says:

    The evil little munchkin should have walked weeks ago…

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    Some people are on the pitch! They think it’s all over!

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    Scorched Earth says:

    Blears gone before she is booted. No-one very surprised.

    Her resignation statement spoke of “ordinary people” and returning to the grass roots. Not a peep about Brown. Shame the ordinary people think she’s the number one trougher and piggy.

    After the Euros she might now join luminaries such as Charles Clarke in calling for Brown to go. Will it topple him ? If she wasn’t such a hate figure to the public and mired in the Expenses shit definitely.

    But she’s damaged goods.

    Still, the odds on Brown going have shortened.

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    Anonymous says:

    whoops she just resigned!

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    Hurrah! : Another trougher consigned to history.

    We won’t miss you at all, Hazel! Or Gordon, when he goes. Tomorrow.

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    Anonymous says:

    At least she said she would sign the constituents contract


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    Uncle Bob says:

    Sneaky Hazel, now time to open your trap and let rip on the one-eyed Scottish idiot.


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    Steve the Hammer says:

    Hoon and Purnell must follow – same crime, same fate surely?

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    freddie flintoff says:

    this is going to be messy

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    I've Shagged Darling's eyebrows says:

    That’ll teach the fuckers to sign the Constituent’s Contract.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who’ll go first – the hoon Hoon or the hoon Brown?.

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    Reichschancellor (in-waiting) Balls says:

    Looks like it’s just you, me and Shaun Multi-Grillionaire Woodhead at PMQ then, mein Fuehrer.

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    The real moderator says:

    “The odds have shortened” – I doubt there is a bookie between here and Aukland who would take that bet…

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    Anonymous says:

    No 7 – you are a loser.

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    Anonymous says:

    And let us hope that little bitch of shit is not re-elected by the good knife-carrying folk of Salford.

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    New Labour the gift that keeps on giving says:

    can some draw up an organisation chart showing the current position

    it is like an Avent Calender, each day there is a better gift

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    geekparent says:

    She’s resigned

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    Thats News says:

    The Sky is falling on Gordon Brown and Labour

    Chicken Little has nothing on Bottler Brown!

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    Carnot says:

    Glad to see the back the permagrin flipper. Positively ghastly to watch her pathetic excuses.

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    The Master says:

    Drowning Strasse has exploded. B O O M! PMQ’s will be what Guido is so good at..FIREWORKS

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    Stepney says:

    There’s a tasty whiff of sisterhood smell about this one.

    All that bollocks about Labour being the party of equality – the wimmin’ are lining up to jump ship. It’s organised.

    Expect Flint by tea-time.

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    Dogger says:

    Yup! Reckon it was Volcano Minge.

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    Adam Boulton on Sky just said “As an experienced political commentator, I thing that we are seeing the end of Gordon Brown, and that he will now go much sooner than expected” Woooooo Hooooooonnnn !!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Ha ha ha – is it PMQs today?
    Should be a laugh :)

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    The Master says:

    tosser more like

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    Kev M says:

    Slightly OT

    But have to say, Sky news is beating the BBC news’s political coverage in leaps and bounds of late. I now find myself watching Sky to obtain the latest news and then maybe tuning to BBC just to see if they have some other bits to add.

    Pesto may be tops when it comes to dodgy banks but Robinson wouldn’t recognise a dodgy MP even if he was up its arse.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully Gordon

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    Oh Yes! 78 minutes and counting….. :-)

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    Dictator Brown ( from the Bunker ) says:

    Who said history does n’t repeat itself ?


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    The Master says:

    Maguire “could be the end”. Pascoe-Watson “backbenchers seeking signatures”

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    That's Absolutely Totally Brilliant Damian says:

    right before PMQs, nice work little Munchkin Hoon!

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    Army of Emus says:

    In the grass she frolics about
    Just like spring has sprung
    She sniffs around for her nut
    But all she smells is dung
    Her bushy tail whips around
    And she runs across the lawn
    Over the bridge and though the woods
    To grandmother`s house she`s gone

    Mrs. Nutkin is my hero
    How many squirrels
    There are zero
    Except for her
    She is cool
    Mrs. Nutkin rocks my socks

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    Anne Robinson says:

    Number 7, you are a Cabinet Minister. Good-bye.

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    Rick Nobinson says:

    ( Blinks ) Eh ?? Who’s that ?

    I can’t see for all this Brown stuff on my spectacles( and, ahem, testicles )

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    Thunderbox says:

    The Blair Babes project has been a total disaster. Not one of these useless women were up to the job and the country, as a whole, has paid a hefty price. What was the point? As for jackboot Jaqui confessing to stress: that really takes the biscuit. She obvoiusly has no future in SM porn when the voters of Redditch kick her out.

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    Anonymous says:

    Gordon won’t go till at least Monday. He’s got to go thru the motions of D-Day celebrations in Normandy first. Bet his forced smile on Saturday will appear especially fake, but his tears on Monday will be real.

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    BBC says:

    I’ll know better next time

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    Sid Rumpo says:

    Incredible, isn’t it? What a fantastic week to be living through for all of us whom have waited for these departures for a very long time indeed.

    @North Saint: Good Q. Who do you fancy?

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    Anonymous says:

    It is like “out break of food poisoning in a space rocket”

    Quote from Quentin Letts (BBC)

    Followed by the next correspondent saying: “a slow dribble”

    and a “rush to the head”

    Some one please pull the chain. NOW.

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    Dr Feelgood says:

    Blears: the eighth dwarf – Sneaky

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    Tonga Bet'r'us says:

    I would! My esteemed betting shop is always open.

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    Aurora Borealis says:

    (W)hoon next ?

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    Anonymous says:

    It is like “out break of food poisoning in a space rocket”

    Quote from Quentin Letts (BBC)

    Followed by next correspondent “a slow dribble”

    and a “rush to the head”

    Some one please pull the chain. NOW.

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    Aurora Borealis says:

    And Flint next – Slaggy

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    Anonymous says:

    this could be the greatest PMQ’s in history.

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    a REAL Socialist says:

    looks ‘like they’ (gordys boys and girls) pissed off the redheaded chipmunk by trying to stitch her up for the jacquie smith resignation ‘leak’ ooops silly move looks like the Prime Mentalist is in free fall – oh fuck that means he is coming back to Scotland

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    There’s a tasty whiff of sisterhood smell about this one.

    yup. And we know who’s angling for the top job then don’t we?

    Note to Labour Party – Harriet harman as unelected PM will not be acceptable. Try that, and there will be blood. Nothing less than a general election will suffice. Now.

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    subrosa says:

    This is only Wednesday, goodness knows what kind of half-baked government we’ll have by Friday.

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    I wonder if a mauling by a chipmunk is as fatal as being savaged by a dead sheep!* We shall see!

    * Younger viewers may wish to look up Geoffrey Howe, an attack from whom was described by Denis Healey as being akin to being savaged by a dead sheep. Still proved fatal to dear old Mags though!

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    magma says:

    looks like a General Election is just on the horizon

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    Sly Bastard says:

    I’d have Flint for teatime…

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    johnny anomaly says:

    Comrade Mason blogs that ‘Gordon Brown’s cabinet colleagues have told him that “unless he is radical he is finished”‘

    Radical means an elected Lords and PR

    Idle Scrawl

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    Anonymous says:

    “Friday 5th June.

    Brown visits Palace to dissolve Parliament and announces his resignation. Bus trip of ex and serving Cabinet ministers seen heading towards Beachy Head.”

    Carlsberg don’t do news, but if they did….

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    Al says:

    This is Nothing to do with expenses. Blears and Smith know they aren’t going to be ministers after the next election. They also know if they stay as ministers they probably wont have a job after the next election. So they are going to concentrate on their constituencies to try and save their £60k + benefits jobs.

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    NBeale says:

    It’s blindingly obvious what she thinks of Gordon – and so do all the rest. By resigning she is free to speak out and I hope she does.

    She could easily be the next leader of the Labour Party.

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    Aristotle says:

    PM’s Questions any one ????

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    no longer anonymous says:

    And I’m in a fecking meeting! Typical!

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    Trough Mixture says:

    Toilets looks like he’s been crying.

    Hope so.

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    a REAL Socialist says:

    the saviour of the world the banks and the car industry?………………our beloved Prime Mentalist…………….just another nail in his coffin – can we use ring barb nails please

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    Anonymous says:

    Half baked better than unbaked

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    Snotty says:

    Ben Brogan reckons it’s Caroline Flint’s turn next as she’s one of Jackboots’ and Chipmunk’s co-conspirators: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/benedict_brogan/blog/2009/06/03/keep_an_eye_on_caroline_flint

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    a REAL Socialist says:

    shame that is is the wimmen that are showing some Balls………………..is there not a MAN around who can hand him a revolver!!!!

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    Anyone but Gordon... says:

    They are dropping like flies now…who’s next ?
    Does Gordon have enough MP’s untainted by the expenses scandal to now even form a reshuffled cabinet ?
    Who in their right minds would even accept a cabinet position in a Government that is going down the pan faster than a flushed turd ?
    Surely accepting a cabinet postion now is political suicide.
    This is now a Government in meltdown, who on earth would want to be a part of it ?
    Roll on the debate next week on the dissolution of Parliament…or will Gordon call an election anyway rather than risk the embarrasment of defeat, as Michael Martin would have done if the confidence motion on the speaker had gone ahead.

    Hope Labour get totally wasted tomorrow.

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    Anonymous says:

    it will be the most interesting GE for years

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    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    Why has she got a conker in her gob?

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    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Oh no! Does that mean we don’t have a Communities Secretary between now and the reshuffle? Help! What happens if there’s some terrible emergency involving a community?

    BTW, what does a Communities Secretary do exactly, anyway?

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    Jonny the Comet says:

    The early start isn’t a coincidence. Time to get one more in before PMQ’s? I’d say so…

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    Alan Johnson says:

    Not only is this a testing time for Gordon, it is also the day that Cameron has to prove that he is PM material.

    At 1200 today Cameron has it in his power to break Brown and seal his own future as PM. Let’s see what Dave is made of when the pressure is on.

    Alan Johnson could well be the ultimate winner of today’s PMQs.

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    A REAL socialist? Don’t you mean a REAL loop-de-loo? You sound like one of those leftie dolts that argues that the Soviet Union’s collapse wasn’t down to a failure of socialism, no, it was state capitalism, and that’s what collapsed, oh yes! If you want REAL socialism why don’t you move to the People’s Paradise of Cuba?

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    Stepney says:

    That would be heaven on earth. Her performance in the last few days has been nothing short of catastrophic.

    Having said that, and including how much she makes me want to vomit, Harman has balls. Given the 7 types of shit she’s been facing, to have the front to get up and face the cannons has been insanely brave.

    Given who she is and her hate for all mankind, I quite like that thought:

    Harman has the biggest cojones in Government.

    Heh heh heh.

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    cato says:

    Just think of the poor sod in Harry Harpersons office who is as we speak drawing up bunker report number seven along the lines of: Hazel was a committed and highly effective comunities secretary with deep labour beliefs… blah blah… like a band member on the titanic, except they at least probably played something people actually wanted to hear.

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    Trough Mixture says:

    Mickey Shite on sky:

    “It’s beginning to look as if I’m wrong!”

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    Salfrod slim says:

    Born in Salford, raised in Salford, lived in Salford. Until our son was born then we fucked off as quick as we could. I can safely say Hazel Blears is a self serving Hunt. Good riddance and may you disappear off the radar completely. The good people of Ordsall wll always vote labour, their great grandparents the dockers did, but this little Hunt needs to be kicked out, perhaps to be replaced by a member of one of the local “families”. At least you can accept those bastards robbing you. Shes isnt from Salford anyway. Salfordians are particular about that. Fuck off.

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    Voldemort says:

    Never mind Hazel, there may be a part for you in the next harry potter film understudy to your look and act alike Dolores Jane Umbridge, Senior Under-Secretary to Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge.

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    Anonymous says:

    “She told the BBC News channel: “Frankly, the game is up for Gordon Brown. We are seeing the dying days of this Labour government.”

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    The Master says:

    Sir Michael White admits he is wrong and that Brown can’t hang on.

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    Now, now, Dolly – we’ve explained to you before that window-licker is an offensive term. Are you a slow learner?

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    dark says:

    Doesn’t look like Blears was shoring up her position in the cabinet after all..

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    Donkey Oatey says:


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    Ivor Biggun says:


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    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    Mr Speaker, The Prime Minister is also known as the Fencepost Tortoise. Will he explain how long he intends to stay there?

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    Guardian: It's time to cut him loose... says:

    “In an editorial, The Guardian says that Mr Brown does not recognise his responsibility for the crisis at Westminster that has been prompted by the Daily Telegraph’s expenses disclosures. The newspaper joins those who have attacked Mr Brown for failing to respond to the expenses row.

    It states: “His timidity in the face of the expenses crisis has been painful.”

    The longer than usual editorial concludes: “Labour has a year left before an election; its current leader would waste it. It is time to cut him loose.”

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    Andy Carpark says:

    Jacqui Smith (or “Smiff”) was suitably memorialised here a couple of weeks ago by Ewanme. She spoke sagely of “Smiff’s” head “rolling aimlessly around on top of the duvet while the rest her tries to get the teasmade to work.”

    I think her post is worth resurrecting and hope others agree.

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    Onan the Rotarian says:

    Flush Gordon?

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    Grinningsadist says:

    That’s some damned good shoring-up the whinging ginger midget’s got going on, yup.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ach Ja!!

    Ze ‘Chipmunken’ ist kapaut und another nail ist driven into ze Fuehrer’s coffin.

    Triumph Acclaim!

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    magma says:


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    Babes in the Brown Wood says:

    Where have all the Blair Babes gone!?

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    Stepney says:

    Destroy the local democratic process.

    Don’t even think that local planning decisions are the preserve of your council. Anything the Government doesn’t like goes to the unelected regional body. The Government of the South-West for instance.

    The Communities Secretary is a polar misnomer. The role exists to centralise any form of local involvement.

    She’s been the little guinea pig ripping up local democracy like paper in a hamster cage.

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    VotR says:

    Hazel’s cabinet career is over and she knows it. She was getting revenge, and why the hell not? I’d put the boot in too if a useless prime minister had slagged me off to the televised world as a scapegoat.

    My only disappointment is she hasn’t been prosecuted by the police. Brown will probably retaliate by giving the nod to inspector knacker as a final act of vengeance for her backstabbing while his ‘unsinkable’ ship disappears beneath the waves.
    But that’s something Gordon’s an expert in as well, backstabbing, he does it so well as Blair discovered. A cabinet of vipers will bite automatically, it’s all they know. And Brown is the biggest viper of the lot of them and surrounded by vipers, I feel so very very sorry for him. Well actually I don’t. It’s almost like some kind of karma is being visited on him. F’king great!

    Roll on PMQ’s for the bitch slap fest!

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    ReichsChancellor & half Front Bench ( in-waiting ) Balls says:

    Where’s the Master Baiter when you need a cool, empty head for asinine articulate comment ?

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    This is it! There’s no going back, this government has now collapsed in a heap of comical ruins, McTwat’s hubris and incompetence is revealed in its awful glory. The NuLabor crime family will be destroyed at the elections tomorrow. The Cabinet will have to remove him by the weekend or be revealed as the biggest bunch of eunuchs since the end of the Ottoman Empire.

    Not long to go now.

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    RAW MEAT 3 says:

    It’s when I see a face like that I thank god for internet downloading.

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    magma says:

    Simple…..claim expenses.

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    SHORN, the well-shagged-wooden-sheep, says:

    There’s no-one finer than Grogon, – he’s hot as mustard.

    Kno wot oi mean?

    Anyone got the mint sauce?

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    Sourfaced Little Englander says:

    Surely not – she has a certain dirty tart appeal, but she’s soiled goods, is she not?

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    Toby Young says:

    Surely, there’s no need for a conspiracy theory to explain Blears and Smith’s resignations? They knew they were likely to get the chop in the next reshuffle so they’re resigning to give the impression they’re going voluntarily. Also, by going now they’re avoiding any shit Brown might have slung their way, via whoever’s now doing McBride’s job, to discredit them in the run-up to the reshuffle. Only surprising thing is why Darling hasn’t resigned yet for the same reasons. Maybe he’s been promised the Home Office.

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    Anonymous says:

    77. Salford Slim:-

    “Hazel Blears was born in Salford in 1956, the daughter of a maintenance fitter. As a young child, Hazel and her brother Stephen both played street urchins in the film A Taste of Honey which was filmed in Salford in 1961, when Blears was aged five.”


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    anon says:

    And Harriet H being wheeled out to face the music once again, while dear old Gordie hides in his bunker… whoops sorry, gets on with working on the issues which Britain’s hard working families really care about. She annoys the hell out of me but that woman has guts.

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    Grinningsadist says:

    “Long time, passing…”

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    Steve Expat says:

    BBC World News – “Great Britian’s Prime Minister Gordon Brown is fighting for his political career” – FUCKING YES!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh yes she has!

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    Last remake of "Downfall" says:

    I may have this wrong, but all the women in the cabinet going… leaving just Harriet.

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    chris says:


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    Sly Bastard says:

    I like soiling dirty tarts.

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    Bear in mind she charges extra for anal, but on the whole it’s worth it.

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    P1 says:

    Don’t worry, a member of the Balls family will step in to assist with any Communities emergencies. They can do anything……………

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    A Pensioner says:

    “Ordinary People” – well here’s a message from us: “we hate you, you shits”.

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    cheche says:

    This is why HM can’t go to D Day. She has to accept Gordo’s resignation any time

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    Catosays says:

    I can see the hand of the Dark Lord in this. I reckon he’s had enough of a joke or the Prime Mincer has upset him again.

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    Papiere - zeigen mir Ihre Papiere - schnell!!! says:

    Ach Ja!!

    Ze ‘Chipmunken’ ist kapaut und another nail ist driven into ze Fuehrer’s coffin.

    Triumph Acclaim!!

    PS: Ver did you aquire such a saucy picture oft ze red-headed one?…

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    bergen says:

    Just as well HM is not going to the D-Day commemoration.If he falls today,she will need to appoint someone until Labour completes its own elections.In the past,the current PM has stayed until then but I can’t see Brown coping with the humiliation of it.

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    Cath says:

    What a lying little cow…….

    “The role of a progressive government should be to pass power to the people, I have never sought high office for the sake of it all or for what I can gain, but for what I can achieve for the people I represent and serve.

    “In this next phase of my political life, I am redoubling efforts to speak up for the people of Salford as their Member of Parliament.”

    This the biggest bullshit I have ever heard. Surely it must have been difficult for her to keep a straight face while speaking this guff!

    Salford do your duty and boot this munchkin into the long grass!

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    Troughminster says:

    She is a shitbag.

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    Steve Expat says:

    Would you want to bring your children up in Salford?

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    Right Bastard says:

    When will they ever learn?

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    Johnny says says:

    “By destabilising Gordon and revealing ahead of the re-shuffle that a woman is already leaving cabinet she shores up her own position. She also scores some brownie points for the future by laying some useful ground-work for Alan Johnson…”

    And then Blears announces she’s leaving the cabinet.

    Is the Brown curse rubbing off on Guido?

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    P1 says:

    She has a thick skin and a resistance to logic that is classic politician’s equipment when bred from prime stock, brought up properly by a posh family and sent to expensive schools. Come the revolution she will be toast.

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    Anonymous says:

    I question your sanity if you think Blair had any ‘babes’. All I could see was some people who vaguely fit the female profile, few of whome could be described as attractive.

    Blair described them as babes – of course – take a look at his wife, and he was sleeping with her! Worse still, he had sex with her!

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    Stevo says:

    No giggling at the back!

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    Hateful Hattie Harperson says:

    followed by horrible harpic?

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    Anonymous says:

    Blears is clearly leaving Gordon to go down with his ship, to make herself eligible for re-employment in NEW New Labour under a new Fuhrer.

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    The Master says:

    Jacqui Smith on with Boulton and looking human. The sisters are working in unison

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    It’s her mid morning snack, though usually she’ll have a couple of acorns.

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    Anonymous says:

    No, she has obviously ‘shorted’ her cabinet position.

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    Northampton Saint says:

    Rumour is Flint and Burnham will both be gone by the end of the day….

    …maybe before PMQ’s?

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    I’ll take that bet.
    Hitler was standing next to a briefcase bomb when it went off and all that happened was his trousers were blown off and his ears rang for a week.
    He had to shoot himself in the end as no one else was able to do it.

    Gordon is made from the same material.
    A sort of liquefying urine and bullshit paste.
    It makes him almost indestructible.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who? The chipmunk?

    At last, gravitas returns the corridors of power.

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    Now that would be fun.

    The Penguin

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Wimmin: The deadlier of the species as any hetro knows

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    VotR says:

    I wonder if Gordo will resign today?

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    Anonymous says:

    Rats sinking ship comes to mind .

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    Anonymous says:

    Jacquiboots Smith doesn’t have a rats arse chance with her tiny majority.

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    Scorched Earth says:

    Why ? Nothing is absolutely certain.

    Brown still has to resign. Blears was always going to be history.

    Yes it’s a calculated blow but it’s not from anyone Brown gives a shit about and Blears will get almost zero support for the Leadership after her expenses quagmire.

    I expect Mandy is on the phone right now telling her how unfortunate it is that her expenses might have to go to the C.P.S. As he wants to be Foreign Secretary very badly and Blears little hissy fit is spoiling his big day.

    Cetainly he COULD go and it is far more likely now. But remember that no-one on the Labour backbenches wants an Election right now and they fear that more than anything else as they are utterly terrified that Brown going might provoke it.

    Does Brown himself think he must go ? That’s the most important thing.

    Some were talking about a mass walkout from the Cabinet today which would clearly have finished him. This is one dead woman walking quitting without criticising Brown in the slightest in her statement.

    Watch P.M.Q’s and we will get a clearer view.

    I repeat nothing is certain yet.

    I for one would be delighted if Brown went but you have to remember all the other times that the soothsayers predicted Brown was dead.
    Not until you see him make the statement will I believe it.

    Will there be much sympathy for Blears on the backbenches or in the country ? As her piggery was utterly disgusting.

    I weep no tears for the little munchkin and I also well remember the hundreds of posts decrying her on here who were disgusted and appalled.

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    Thats News says:

    a href=”http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/06/blears-gone.html”>Update. A really, really big chunk of sky has fallen on Brown’s head! Blears quits!

    How long can he last, now? Has he got a bed ready at The Priory?

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    Sky Sports says:

    This is more painful than watching Mike Tyson fight Woody Allen.

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    Better get that Mont Blanc back from McTwat asap Sir Michael, the stationery will be flying tonight.

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    Arthur Daley MP says:

    Terence, this job is a nice litle earner. I’ll see you right, trust me.

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    The Dark Lord says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Euro Election Opinion Poll
    ComRes/Green (31/05/09) CON 24, LAB 22, LDEM 14, UKIP 17, GRN 15, BNP 2

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    I wouldn’t want to bring up a dodgy curry in Salford.

    The Penguin

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    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    Just a thought, but I wonder if people are making too much of all this shit hitting the fan just before an election? Does it actually make any difference? Sure, it doesn’t look good for Labour, but I would have thought that things are already so bad for Labour that this won’t make any material difference. Some people will always vote Labour no matter what happens, and they’ll still vote Labour. Some people may have voted Labour in the past and will have been put off voting Labour this time, but unless they’ve been living on Mars for the last couple of years they’d probably already have decided not to vote Labour before Smith or Blears resigned.

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    nell says:

    I’ve been doing that for a while- BBC’s bad for the blood pressure -besides I hate the lying by omission that they practice – only tell the good news about labour and the bad about the tories. Time for the license fee to go!!

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    Troughminster says:

    DC is more of the same.

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    Dr Feelgood says:

    Smith did not know she was being resigned yesterday – just look at her performance when making a statement in the House and lack of subsequent personal appearance.

    She was sacked, and ‘someone’ leaked it. Don’t think Blears may have known at that point unless Smith told her.

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    Ginger Chipmunk says:

    I’m down here!!

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    I am Sick says:

    Cuba, that wonderful country where there are only 78,000 political prisoners? Sounds like yet another socialist paradise alright.

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    Texas Chainsaw Massacrer says:

    Brown-baked would be nearer the truth.

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    Bordeaux Binger says:

    She will now try to act as King maker, or should that be Queen maker.

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    JollyRoger says:

    It makes perfect sense to me that Brown would leak Smith’s resignation.

    After the disastrous election, Brown wanted to appear decisive in his reshuffle by making a show of ruthlessly sacking some big names (and demoting some others).

    Smith (and now Blears) have spoilt his game by jumping ship first. Leaking Smith’s exit was all Brown was left with in this power-play. It stinks of Brown to me.

    Nokia shares up.

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    Anonymous says:

    Breaking news. Nokia and Hewlett Packard now working overtime schedule.

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    Having schemed and plotted and blackmailed his way to being an unelected Prime Mincer without the courage to try for a mandate of his own, he is now in danger of being ousted by plotters desperate to try and save something from the wreckage of the Labour Party.

    He is truly the architect of his own disaster. His reputation for financial competence is now in shreds, and the “No More Boom and Bust” mantra seems to have been abandoned along with prudence and “fiscal responsibility”. His brutal treatment of anyone who may or may not have been a rival for the top job he craved has left him with very few real friends in the PLP. He is losing what little support he still has from such as Alastair Darling through his failure to actively support them in the expenses scandals that they are almost all caught up in.

    And now, facing wipeout in the local and EUSSR elections, his only real weapon, the re-shuffle, has been pre-empted by The Fat Lodger and made almost useless by his pathetic attempt to get a Queen-free (appart from him!) photo-opportunity with Obama at the D-Day remembrances. It means he has to be in France when he desperately needs to be in Downing Strasse making sure that the rebellious don’t get the chance to wield the knife.

    All very satisfying!

    The Penguin

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    Anon says:

    Where are Gordon’s two pet poodles, Kevin McGuire and Stephen Pound? Even they cannot come up with an argument for Don Gordonio to remain now. Can they?

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    Dr Nuts says:

    I don’t think she’s soiled – eveb her husband wont touch her – his only jollies come on video rentals!

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    MrPeregrination says:

    No you wont. You’re the BBC – you’re always behind the curve.

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    W Mitty says:

    So do all 6 Ministers have to give resignation speeches to the House a la How and Lawson?

    Under what circumstances must a Minister give a speech to the House?

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    Old Grumpy says:

    I note that Gorgon’s resignation petition has stalled at under 65,000!

    Surely you can do something about that!

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    Number 6 says:

    The sow is not out of the trough she has a gold plated pension and is still an MP. Don’t forget she has been a good ‘colleauge’ in denying us the referendum and can still get her fat arse into the EU trough. They never loose, we pay for the fuckers all the way down the line. For fuck’s sake dont vote for any of the main parties at the sham EU elections or the nationals. Vote for UKIP, Greens or any other Hunt except them. If their base collapses what can they do except finally bow to the will of the people and reform on our rules, not theirs.

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    Skipper says:

    Another bloody middle order collapse!

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    W Mitty says:

    So do all 6 Ministers have to give resignation speeches to the House a la Howe and Lawson?

    Under what circumstances must a Minister give a speech to the House?

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    Anonymous says:

    DOM2 – there will certainly be many,many Labour voters who stay at home tomorrow -especially if it rains!!

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    cutofyourjib says:

    A face like the back of a bus

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    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Master baiter can’t make up his mind who he wants to morph into at the moment. Let’s hope he hasn’t done anything life threatening, he’s so entertaining.

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    Trevor says:

    Yes – the theory is out of date before the pixels are even dry.

    Try another conspiracy Guido. Rather than shore up her own position its clear blears has leaked or been part of a plot to culminate in her own resignation and do all she can to undermine the great Gordo.

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    Just got out of bed says:


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    W Mitty says:

    Whoops – sorry about the double post. I noticed a spelling mistake

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    Which is why McFist hasn’t got a clue about them and their strange moods.

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    The Director of Politically Correct 'n Convenient Troof at AlJaBeeba, the State Broadcasting Armless says:

    There is NO TRUTH in the notion that the BELOVED AND GLORIOUS LEADER is in any sort of difficulty.


    Mzzz. Bleary-Me HAS NOT RESIGNED, ‘n Darling Darling WILL be Hon. Sec

    Now carry on playing Martial Music and Patriotic Songs sung by the Massed Choirs of the Hard Working People.

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    Right Bastard says:

    Labour Party = Small tribe of pygmies.

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    New Liars – new strategy
    1. Brown & Balls = History
    2. Harriot + wimmin = new cabinet
    3. No GE for a year, claw back 15% of the vote (wimmin for wimmin)
    4.Unhung & hung parliament
    5. Parliment introduces 3 day recess every 28 days.
    Job Done.

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    Anonymous says:

    Smith says on sky she spoke to GB over Easter re her resignation as she wanted to return to family and husband (ahem). Every reshuffle means some people decide they’re going to step down. Thereafter just a load of guff. Boulton says cabinet “dialogues of deaf” or possibly death.
    She rabbits on about g20 and AB pulls her up as g20 not GB show; JS says she wasn’t left dangling as cabinet minister – she denies dangling at all. Denies that she should have gone right away and that primary residence Q is being looked at by independent commisioner and then more guff about practical action. Impact on elections of govt falling apart – it will be a really hard election she says. Sure that GB will survive. Labour women with backbone at time of crisis? JS says rubbish – no wimps in Labour party just like no wimps at Sky TV.

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    Nasty fuck will probably have poor Susan Boyle turfed out to make room.

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    Tricky Dicky says:

    Interesting comment. Cameron has so many targets to go at, plus the huge expectation that he will hit them. Will he handle it as he should? A real test!

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    What A Story says:

    The British people will be eternally grateful that Labour is now saving the British people from Labour. Not.

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    Comical Ali says:

    Harriet Harman has attempted to dismiss speculation about Gordon Brown’s future as the government faced accusations it is in its “death throes”.

    Labour’s deputy leader insisted the prime minister had a plan to lead the country and said that cabinet government was functioning normally.

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    nell says:

    In the middle of washing floors and the carrot topped resigns!!!! Why couldn’t she wait until I sat down with my coffee. Who next?

    Sky’s Adam Boulton says ” If she goes public and gives a little bit of detail about what’s going on behind the door of No.10 , it could be very debilitating..”!!

    Does she hate Brown enough to do it??? She should! I hope she does – it will be very entertaining .

    Oh well back to work……

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    Anonymous says:

    At this rate the green benches are going to look a bit sparse by lunchtime.

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    Stepney says:

    Queen Mother Dead!

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    Dr Feelgood says:

    On BBC News, Martin Bell says Labour expenses infractions are a lot worse than Conservative ones (which are merely more humorous) – wonder if he’s going to stand against Belars?

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    Lady Mandelscum of rent de bois says:

    I have been up his arse and you are right he did not recoginse me – the bitch.

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    Right Bastard says:

    Move along please!

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    Anonymous says:

    So the Queen will go to DDay commems after all and tell the Froggies the PM was ..er .. ill disposed ?

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    Al says:

    I know I did say TRY.

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    This is like the time you march into your boss’s office and tell him “you can’t fire me cos I quit.” You then pour a bottle of milk behind the fridge and leave with the client list. Or was that just me?

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    Stepney says:

    Soviet Election Poll (Com Res/Communist)

    Communist Party 100%

    Do the Math.

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    Anonymous says:

    Time for another “downfall” clip. Or are events moving too quickly?

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    Anonymous says:

    Who would have thought it . . . the hampster bites Gordon !

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    Troughminster says:

    This train of events actually started when labour took power, it was always going to end in tears.
    Where is the shitbag Blair & his disgusting wife these days? they would be the icing on a very corrupt cake.

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    cutofyourjib says:

    I’m not sure Sky will be using that particular soundbite in their publicity interstitials… But you never know!

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Someone just said. Blears: She just stabbed Gordon in the front!!!!!!

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    Dr Nuts says:

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    Power to the Chipmunk – I guess it would be good to watch her try and collect and bury as many nuts as possible.

    Brown wont leave – no matter what, he’ll need to be forced out – I’m interested about 2 things:
    1 Can Parliament force Brown to call a General Election? What if he refuses?
    2 He’s supposed to call an election next year – again – what if he refuses?

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    Ooh Er Missus! says:


    Blair had Babes.

    Gordon has Boys.

    Ooh Er Missus

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    It was Maggie’s fault.

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    Anonymous says:

    Master Baitor is very quiet….

    Is he crying into his teddy?

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    Here’s the real Cuba.


    and the U.K. looks more like it every day.

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    Stepney says:

    Stilton and an open tin of sardines behind the bookcase for me.

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    Comical Ali says:

    Link to the original Harriet Harman article on BBC.

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    Right Bastard says:


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    Dr Nuts says:

    So she can spit it as a bullet at Brown at PMQ’s!

    Also – it’s nice padding to make her cheek bulge.

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    Ean Craigie says:

    I watched her on the front benches yesterday during questions, I cannot remember when my blood pressure reached thse levels. Its a government of second rate minds.

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    Perry Neeham says:

    On the other hand she likes to wear a lot of leather.

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Include me out…. Sam Goldwyn

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    Sisters are doing it by themselves says:

    Looks like it – “the ginger army” is storming the bunker and taking no prisoners i

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    I suspect both Klebb + Blears have got in first – you cannot sack me cos I’ve already resigned.

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    Catosays says:

    Or a kipper up his exhaust.

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    There are moths in the Cabinet Room

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    Mary Hinge says:

    You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.


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    Anonymous says:

    Come back Tony – all is forgiven!

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    Scorched Earth says:

    She hasn’t made an attack though and her statement speaks of going back to her constituency and the grass roots. (presumbly to rebuild her reputation) This is damaging, make no mistake, but it’s all about timing because she was toast in a few days anyway.

    The point about Howe was that he was vocalising that which had been unspoken but widely supported. It triggered a contest that the Conservative Party badly wanted while right now Labour does not want a competition. And Howe wasn’t mired in Expenses shit. Howe was a bit of an old duffer but still had a grudging respect despite that which is precisely why he was so effective

    The question is does Blears know where the bodies are buried and how far will she go ? Because she’s going up against Mandy and Brown and they are unscrupulous in what they will do.

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    Anonymous says:

    Headless toast

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Jacqui on the BBC. Her eyes look like she has been crying her eyes out. Either that or she’s been up all night with her hubby watching the TV

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    David's Turkey says:

    You have to give her 10/10 for blind obedient loyalty.

    Unfortunately for Harriet though blind obedient loyalists to the old regime are rarely employed by the new regime.

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    P1 says:

    They’re by the shredder. BBQ at Blair mansion this w/e for the true believers, although not sure if Miliband counts any more.

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    No it fucking isn’t

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    Anonymous says:

    Re-shuffle underway ?- Woodward & Denham seen leaving Downing Street by Sky

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    cutofyourjib says:

    52 card pickup would be a more precise method for this shambles of a government.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Make it so….

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    Dr Nuts says:

    The best bit is – if Blears is prosecuted in retaliation – the flood gates are opened, and he’s up for investigation.

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    RAW MEAT 3 says:

    She could have seen RAW MEAT 3 on this blog last night.

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    Johnny says says:

    If Boulton knows what is going on why doesn’t he tell all himself?

    This is going to be like Charles Kennedy’s drinking problem isn’t it. Once the dam bursts properly there will be a procession of bobbleheads saying how terrible things were but never explaining why they kept their mouths shut.

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    Right Bastard says:

    Don’t forget the corners.

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    MrPeregrination says:

    Stupidity can often be mistaken for courage.

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    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Battle Not Yet Won!

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    It doesn't add up... says:

    That poll was commissioned by the Green party. At PB, it’s gotten the nickname Comedy Result.

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    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    I still don’t think any minister has got the balls to challenge McMoron.

    As I can’t see him quitting voluntarily we are back to some sort of stalking horse challenge which never got off the ground last year. If this happens it will take months to implement.

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    It's all Balls says:

    That’s got to hurt given she is vertically challenged

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    RavingMad says:

    Jon Piennar on Radio5 saying Blears and Brown had major falling out yesterday. They met again today when Blears said she was off. Also suggesting a letter circulating the new labour criminals calling for no confidence in Brown. This letter maybe made public (haha) after the elections tomorrow…..waiting

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    VotR says:

    Blair’s laughing so hard at Gordon he’s shitting his lungs.

    Probably with Cherie right now trying to keep each other propped up between the bursts of mad joker chortling.

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    It's all Balls says:

    Nah! Camembert everytime

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    Sourfaced Little Englander says:

    It is now!

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    Mutile Pile up says:

    Adam Boulton called yesterday a “Multiple Pile Up” for the Government.

    So what is a multipe pile up followed by another multiple pile up called?


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    Dr Feelgood says:

    LabourList now says:
    Blears resigned because No. 10 briefed that she leaked Smith departure


    What a happy bunch of campers they are. Roll on PMQ!

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    Master Baiter says:

    A Labour Government?

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    cutofyourjib says:

    Its a good analogy. Eviscerated indeed.

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    Troll Alert says:

    Perhaps the fucker has gone to the snack bar – or a ‘progressive’ meeting – or has had some ‘ work’ come in to his LA desk – or has been given a fresh piece of paper and crayons

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    Jonathan says:

    So, the ginger midget has resigned from the Cabinet. So what? She still intends to carry on as an MP and stand for re-election. Where is the justice in that? Corrupt and rotten to the core. And where is the expose on Balls and Cooper? That is long overdue.

    I am beginning to think that we should have a re-run of the events of July 17 1918, but not in a semi-basement room in Ekaterinburg, and not involving innocent children, but in the cellars below the House of Commons with the entire membership of that rotten institution lined up against a wall and shot.

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    surely the done thing nowadays is to truncate all the sql and all the backups?

    Get with the programme chaps.

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    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    No, I think it’s more fishy than that

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    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t agree with you more! I have also abandoned the BBC as I have become increasingly amazed by their non-reporting. On more than one occasion I have witnessed events unfold live on air and then been incredulous at how the ‘facts’ have been presented later by BBC News.
    It is nothing more than a propaganda channel!

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    Royalist says:

    Historical odds…
    While Prime Minister Brown attends the D Day commemoration in Normandy this weekend he might want to muse on the following spooky thought; Three major allied operations during the battle for Normandy were named after three English racecourses; Epsom, Windsor and Goodwood.

    Where’s the queen going to be Saturday whilst he’s on the beach?

    What’s her family’s name?

    Will Gordon be asking HM to dissolve Parliament by Glorious Goodwood…

    I’d have a flutter on that whilst the Queen’s enjoying the Derby…

  252. 252
    Master Baiter says:


  253. 253
    Mary Hinge says:

    That would be against the Health and Safety guidelines.

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    The Day Socialism Ate Itself says:

    Hello. Bob Ainsworth here. What a glorious day to bury my expense claims.

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    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    So do cows

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    Anonymous says:

    That quote was from Theresa May.
    Doesn’t matter.
    Leave Westmister, go directly to Holloway. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200,000. Do not try to call in your PFI favours.
    In fact, just fuck off and suffer.

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    Timpsons Locksmiths says:

    Would you like us to come round to No. 10 while the Great Gorgon is getting sand kicked in his face on the Normandy beaches?

    We can just change all the locks while he’s out. Job done!

    Will the Gorgon even dare to leave the Fuhrerbunker to go to Normandy?

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    Anonymous says:

    She would love to go “off the radar” especially if Plod decides to look at her expenses claims in detail !

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    JMT says:

    functioning normally as in ambulating zombie.

  260. 260
    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    No it will still be Charles but he’ill say his mum is driving Browns ambulance

  261. 261
    Hugh Janus says:

    I think I’m going to be sick.

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think Blair’s Babes like now being Brown’s Old Boilers!

  263. 263
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry, Bob, it has all been noted, you theiving hoon

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    Yep, the weather is crucial to giving people an excuse not to vote for a mainstream party.

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    cutofyourjib says:

    Martin Salter MP on Sky now. “resignations create some space”. Rightly put down as ridiculous spin. And asked hand on heart, what he feels. Do these people have hearts? What a hoon.

  266. 266
    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    Freedom in Europe

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    Glyn Evans says:

    Thats number wang

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    Fuehrerbefehl says:

    Verdammt noch mal! Ihr britische Dummkopefe. You just do not get mein Strategie. Zis is a taktikal vizdrawal to Vitehall, vere surrounded by ze bravest of ze brave, namlich ze Voodkraftvolk, ve vill entice ze enemy into a fatal trapp and smesh zem into a million tiny pieces. My new friend Peter Goebbelson has assured me zat everyzing is in going to plan and zat my government vill last one thousand years!

  269. 269
    The Dark Lord says:

    Hello sailor!

  270. 270
    Marconi says:

    Mafeking Relieved !!

  271. 271
    SuBo says:

    I dreamed a dream…..

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    …and you too, you troughing bastard.

  273. 273
    Rick the Roman says:

    Don’t worry, Bob, it has been noted, you theiving hoon

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    Men in White Coats says:

    Get her back inside !! and bring that cvnt Brown in as well

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    Scouser says:

    Pound of not-too-fresh haddock under a filing cabinet. Then piss in the lift.

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    nell says:

    Right – cup of coffee to hand – now for PMQ’s.

    Was the carrot topped one the last woman in cabinet bar Harriet?? If so I wonder whether this has been a revolt by the women master minded by Harriett who aspires to the top job!!??

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    I am Sick says:

    Then there is Harmperson – hatey

  278. 278
    Rick the Roman says:

    Denham clearly hoping for big job – Home Sec? after his performance on Newsnight last night – top class Brown nosing – the creep. I worked with him once – incapable of taking a decision, utter control freak – just the sort Gordon likes – a mirror of his hero.

  279. 279
    Tabloid Headline Writer says:

    GoBro tells SuBo ‘Go,go’ !

  280. 280
    Sir Robin Knest-Magpie says:

    Do you think that Gordon might just get the message if someone sent him a waterpistol and a packet of smarties?

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Ditto Hardwidge and Thick-as-Thieves. Not Missed.

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    Anonymous says:

    Exactly. They are tearing each other’s throats out. The plan is to execute Brown and save their own skins. Alan Johnson is controlled by the CIA, he was selected by them a long time ago and sent on training courses. NEWLAB is dying as is globalism. You are witnessing the END of a historical epoch. You are witnessing the birthpangs of true democracy. It may be bloody or peaceful we dont know yet.

  283. 283
    Troughminster says:


  284. 284
    The Master says:

    Brillo [new hair] grilling Hoon on Daily Politics about his X’s

  285. 285
    The Master says:

    Flint, you would wouln’t you…..

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    Space!!!!! Gaping hole…

  287. 287
    Laird Handlesman says:

    Gobbles who ???

  288. 288
    Boris for P.M. says:

    Salter is a spinner no doubt. But anyone who thinks this is a crashing blow to Brown’s reshuffle plans hasn’t been paying attention.

    She was gone, ended, history.
    And now Brown doesn’t even have to offer her a pretend makework job now.

    Of course the timing means this can’t be seen as anything other than a fuck you to Brown and anyone pretending otherwise is a Liar.

  289. 289
    Barry Twatgland says:

    I’ve taken this week off work to do a little DIY on my house, one of the things I was looking forward to was the inevitable door-knocking from the Labour councillor and his henchmen. I live in Blackburn, Lancashire in one of the few remaining white, working (admittedly a rarity) class areas and we are usually bombarded by leaflets, baby kissing, megaphones on hire-vans and the like. Nothing. Not a single red rosetted cretin.
    Has anyone had the pleasure of laughing in the face when asked “can we count on your vote” yet ?
    They even spoiled that.

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    Andy Carpark says:

    4,000 holes where the Labour Party once were?

  291. 291
    Cinna says:

    Brownie points? Did you really mean that Guido?

  292. 292
    I am Sick says:


  293. 293
    HahahhaHHHAAAAaaa!!!! says:

    Nick Cleggy — Go home and prepare for Government!!! HAHAHAHAHAaaa!!!

  294. 294
    Ewanme says:

    Yeah , honey !!

    Cracked me up .

    E x .

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    John McCririck says:

    The odds have shortened.

    Are they 4 10?

  296. 296
    Barbara Follet (Pronounced the French way please) says:

    She could be the next leader of the Labour party if only we could find her.

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    P1 says:

    Did the Greens pay for it? Waste of money.

  298. 298
    Andy Carpark says:

    Pienaar is a lickspittle whose response to Labour’s bye-election defeat in Glasgow East was that the SNP must have been “devastated” not to have won by a bigger margin.

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  300. 300
    Bob Dylan says:

    Hazel and Jacqui
    Pair of old lezzas
    Leaving the bunker
    Running away

    Hazel and Jacqui
    Two in the morning
    Spending the night
    On the motorway

    Wheels rolling along
    Wheels rolling along
    Wheels rolling along
    Wheels rolling along

  301. 301
    Alf Tupper says:

    Triumph Acclaim! I had one of those but the synchro on first was knackered and it was bugger to start in winter.

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    peter carter-fuck says:

    That’s number wank.

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    g1lgam3sh says:

    Exactly slim, was on Precinct today…she’s screwed…”W….what I’m getting done for a couple of hundred quid housing and that fucking cow gets a pension for being a bigger thief”. Known this person for years…not exactly political…well wasn’t anyway :-)

    I’ll be knocking on doors tomorrow reminding people they can utterly screw her.

  304. 304
    peter carter-fuck says:

    What’s Paul Massey doing these days? I’d rather have him as an MP, at least he wouldn’t look like quite such a twat on a motorbike.

  305. 305
    peter carter-fuck says:

    There are still a lot of bunkers left in Normandy, he’ll feel right at home.

  306. 306
    Fat Tony says:

    Don Gordonio must stay or you will sleep with the fishes.

    Is that argument good enough for you?

  307. 307
    g1lgam3sh says:

    He’s busy….he just left the cabinet….I think it was cabinet anyway.

  308. 308
    peter carter-fuck says:

    Jacqui was all in black at PMQs, in mourning for her career.

  309. 309
    Timothy Lumsden says:


  310. 310
    g1lgam3sh says:

    Freedom From Europe!!

  311. 311
    peter carter-fuck says:

    I just hope someone remembers to put the briefcase at the right end of the map table this time. That daft twat Tom Cruise made a right balls up in the movie. His thetons must have been playing him up that day I suppose.

  312. 312
    peter carter-fuck says:

    Is that a pound of butter in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

  313. 313
    peter carter-fuck says:

    Woody Allen fights dirty, he’d bring a gun. A trick he learned from his old mate Phil Spector.

  314. 314
    Clit Rani Felon says:


  315. 315
    peter carter-fuck says:

    You clearly worked at a better class of office. Was your employer an MP?

  316. 316
    peter carter-fuck says:

    Yes, the Red Flag is flying over the Reichstag, and Blondi has started to wonder if she’ll ever get that walk she was promised.

  317. 317
    peter carter-fuck says:

    A gaping anus more like.

  318. 318
    peter carter-fuck says:

    It’s all right, they already voted for you.

  319. 319
    peter carter-fuck says:

    I agree. We are in the middle of a war. This convention has become an embarrassment. If the Fuhrer had had to read out the names of the dead at the Reichstag he’d never have been able to find time to focus on helping hard working Germans and their families.

  320. 320
    peter carter-fuck says:

    You can’t handle the truth.

  321. 321
    Shithead says:

    Harriet couldn’t run a Brownie pack with ten assistants.

  322. 322
    Shithead says:

    If it’s true that almost all the BBC political commentators are Liabour-friendly – see Pienaar, Peston, Robinson and Wark, for example – are there any suggestions of backhanders in brown envelopes? Or are they simply party apparatchiks by any other name?

  323. 323
    Stepney says:

    Actually that is an interesting one. It’s a few years since I threw two fingers at the corporate world but every day working in an open plan office one subconciously held in one’s effluent gases. At days end I would get into the lift and by the time I’d got down to the car park basement I would have vacated the days’ build up into the elevator.

    Oh the sweet, sweet joy of pressing the button and sending that lift back up.

    “Have it”

  324. 324
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Well, it was no. 84 when I posted it – it’s Guido’s wanky numbering system that’s moved the goalposts!

  325. 325
    nearlyheadlessnicky says:

    “cabinet government was functioning normally”

    That was the original problem!

  326. 326
    nearlyheadlessnicky says:

    Doesn’t everyone piss in the lift?

  327. 327
    Ever Vigilant says:

    Master Baiter is too distressed to post more today and has asked me to remind his supporters as follows,

    Under the Tories,

    1) Interest rates wiil be 75%

    2)All benefits will be abolished

    3)all doctors,nurses,teachers,police and firemen will be sacked

    4)Public Transport will be abolished

    5)All NHS hospitals will be closed until privatised

    6)Children aged 3-16 will have to pay school tuition fees

    7All houseowners in mortgage arrears more than 7 days will be evicted

    8)Private health insurance will be compulsory at £100/week premium

    9)The inflation target will be 50% (or more)

    10)Labour Politicians will be awarded 7 years penal servitude

    MB is confident that item10 will decimate Tory support

    Please vote Labour,please




  328. 328
    going down the pan says:

    yes certain area’s of the press say hash brown has only days left ha! ha ! ha ! good eye gordon.

  329. 329
    going down the pan says:

    some parts of the political press actually believe that this cockie little bitch will launch a leadership bid againt him ! fuck me ! hell hath no fury like a redhead scorned !

  330. 330
    going down the pan says:

    they all got fat through to much troughing now they are real babes !

  331. 331
    going down the pan says:

    if petrol wasn’t so expensive her house would be a smouldering ruin by now .

  332. 332
    going down the pan says:

    and yet again the back door quietly clicks shut ! how many times will the back door click shut tomorrow ????

  333. 333
    going down the pan says:

    he is so fucking desperate that he has asked john read and david blunkett to join his cabinet they both fucked him off of course . he really has no chums !

  334. 334
    going down the pan says:


  335. 335
    going down the pan says:


  336. 336
    going down the pan says:


  337. 337
    going down the pan says:

    i wouldn’t mind her nibbling my acorns

  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    Have you ever seen a big munchkin?

  339. 339

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