+++ Tom Watson Resigning, Guido Will Miss Him +++
So many rats are leaving the government ship it is in danger of toppling over. Tom Watson, the Minister for Mudslinging*, who was named in the one of the Smeargate emails from McBride to Draper, will be particularly missed. He is cherished by strategists at CCHQ. If it wasn’t for him the Labour Party would not have swapped a triple-election winning political genius for a voter repelling, election avoiding, malevolent weirdo. They should, if they could find enough scrap brass, put a statue of him outside the entrance to Tory HQ on Millbank. Watson also saw off Stephen Carter, someone brought in from outside the Brown circle to bring a wider media savvy perspective, in doing so he probably killed the last hope of sanity in the Downing Street bunker. Watson of course organised the coup which failed but fatally undermined Blair. It is to Tom Watson who more thinking Tories toast for the tactical and strategic disasters that have plagued the Brown premiership. On a personal note, Guido would like to pay tribute to Tom for his antics and attempts to struggle unsuccessfully against the Guidoisation of politics. Watson will now have more time with his family and Play-Station, no doubt his blog will also improve with him out of government…
*Favourite read he says was Mudslingers: The Twenty-five Dirtiest Political Campaigns of All Time
next…….
I hate to be rude, but fill that trough (pictured above) and you’ve got an uncanny likeness of Guido
Loser
All we need now is Himmler to try and make peace with the allies.
W.W.
Wait till next week. The Police are due to enter Parliament on Monday to “investigate” the fees office.
This weekend is going to be fantastic. Like lemmings, they flee.
ATTENTION ALL UNITS – BIG FAT SWEATY PIG IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
APPREHEND WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE, DEAD OR ALIVE.
So what?
You might be right. Once the Allies landed in Normandy Hitler’s lackey Keitel phoned commander of the western armies, Von Runstead, to ask what they should do.
“Make peace you fools” he said before hanging up the phone, and then quitting his job.
Field Marshall Model took over. A competent regimental commander, but not an army, let alone a theater commander. A bit like putting Balls in charge.
Ahhhh… History does repeat.
McBroon
McBusted
McFlushed
McClown
McCringe
McTrougher
McLoser
McDoomed
Andy Murray is being very British in his play today…
he’s gone down…just like NuLabradorite
Must have had a good luck phone call from Jonah
just like broooon down at the first hurdle jockland threr are no winners !
The point Mr G does not raise is “Why”??
One wonders if, in an effort to personally survive, Brown is going to give over the de facto PMship to Balls? Just a thought.
And BTW we should not forget that Balls’ reputation is under a massive cloud following allegations of Lying to parliament over the exams fiasco. I forget which fiasco exactly, there have been so many.
Plus, if our resident fortune-teller Mystic Smeg has looked at her balls hard enough, we’re splashing the shit on Ed in a special souvenir pull-out tomorrow.
Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice!
That despicable, amoral little shit has resigned!!
It’s because of that dirty, thieving fat fuck we ended up with Brown in the first place.
Still, I guess it means he can spend more time with his food allowance, the salad-dodging Hoon!!!
http://tinyurl.com/fat-tosser-quits
Splashing the shit on Balls? If so that’s absolutely splendid, I am already rather moist at the very thought of it.
sd: thats a rogues gallery if I ever saw one!
Dr Boston I presume
splashing shit on balls whats mandelson got to do with this !
splashing shit on balls whats mandelson got to do with this ! too course ?
splashing shit on balls whats mandelson got to do with this ! too course for this blog maybe ?
Fuck off prick you have backed the wrong horse.
That will be the fiasco where Ken Boston suggested that perhaps Ed Balls hadn’t been entirely honest to parliament over the SATs debacle
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/5231921/Commons-Sketch-Ed-Balls-chippy-defence-of-Sats-fiasco.html
What the hell is going on? Was he fired?
I suspect, though, that we are witnessing the implosion of a government now in total…
C H A O S!
nothing on Sky yet
Chaos is what would happen if we had an election. What we have at the moment is uncontrolled demolition.
Don’t like it. Something not right here. Just too easy. What don’t we know?
well who’s behind you..
Agreed. Too easy.
Mind you, they did succesfully hold up the freedom of information act for four years, which would have given them ample time to plan how to deal with the repercussions.
We are watching a perfomance that was choreographed months and/or years ago.
Ah chaos theory, thats when a butterfly flaps it’s wings in the amazon a hurricane hits florida, did someone fart in antuiga
Its where someone has a discrete little five finger shuffle in Redditch and the home secretary in London is brought down.
According to the Beeb, he’s resigning as Cabinet minister but staying on as an advisor
What’s going on?
Vote next Wednesday on dissolution of Parliament……
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/mps-to-debate-dissolution-of-parliament
The Labour party ceased to exist in the 1970’s
The “New Labour” party was a brilliant conspiracy, contrived as a “front” operation for a highly organised gang of international bankers.
It has served it’s purpose and they leave Britain’s sinking hulk having ensured that the cargo (The wealth and democracy of our people) has been shipped to foreign lands.
Lib Lab Con were all paid handsomely for their treachery.
Are you sure the word is ‘bankers’?
next?
SION SIMON!!!!
Jesus H. Christ! Will there be anyone left?
Its all going tits up HORAY
and err shut the door on your way out ! NEXT !
Well so far I’d guess there is still over 350 of the fuckers still with their hands out for our money so yes. I want total Labour annihilation. Ideally via the ballot box but I’m prepared to accept a miliary coup and mass graves for Labour MPs.
Because they desperately deserve it.
Oh what a tough one.
Do you have chronic constipation also?
Haven’t you got anybody else to stalk you economic spakwit?
Master Baiter….economical with brains.
Oh so tough, drink something warm, you never know it might work.
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Oh so tough, drink something warm, you never know it might work.
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Must be lonely over at LabourLost.crap eh MB?
Still look on the bright side, soon your shitty fascist party will be out of power, Mad Gordon McSnot in an asylum and you out of a job.
Bzzzzz. Repetition.
lol
jgm2, any luck yet?
Hmmm, as a Dr I can state with authority that this fixation with other people’s bowel movements is indicative of an immature personality still trapped in the anal stage. What follows is the phallic stage and fixation on the mother as a sexual object.
In an adult, definite signs of an Oedipal Complex. The father figure is the ‘Conservative’ who must be fought to take possesion of and penetrate the mother.
The good news is that this fixation can be treated with a course of psychoanalysis.
Ketamine. Just say neigh.
They are all heading for Beachy Head. Straw to jump first.
I hope not
yes of course. Gordon can manage – he doesn’t need anyone
Toenails doesn’t seem to have blogged about any of today’s resignations at all. Wonder why?
Toenails wiki entry says he only reports what folks say
No-one said anything its all rumour
Chair of conservaties… Now that’s a shock??
He’s a complete Hoon, but not as much of a Hoon as me. OIIIINK
It’s all over, Red Rover!
Well then clean it up then!
But Guido, his blog has disappeared !!!
Its all going tits up HORAY!!!
shouldn’t that be HOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
or:
HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH! REJOICE!! HOSANNAH IN EXCELSIUS!!!!!
TTTTHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNKKK FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
Poor Tommy Two-Dinners! He’ll be missed if not mourned by the restaurant trade.
The Penguin
Why do you bother?
Why do you? The NuLabour fascist movement is in its death throes, I can only presume you are being paid to be as irritating and as effective as a mosquito on this site.
A racist and a sexist mosquitoe I might add.
Buzz off laddie, you are becoming increasing pathetic!
He, like Hardwidge, is a Tory plant designed to wind up any wavering commentators to the point where they will raise the dead and fill out postal voting slips just so they can vote for anybody but Labour.
Jolly good for them.
Look what happened to SuBo when the whole country thought it was in the bag. Complacency, lack of voting …. shock result.
Now, in the case of SuBo it doesn’t really matter but in terms of the economic survival of the Uk it absolutely critical that the pressure be kept up on Brown and his cohort of imbeciles.
I salute MB for his efforts in keeping our eye focussed on the goal of making Labour history.
Because while he is reasonably articulate in his faux idiocy it is precisely that mendacious mindset at large in the Labour Party that keeps their ill-educated 22% core on-side. Or is it 20%? Or 18% Or 16%? I forget.
The objective of the exercise is to put your featherweight views to the test. Because you are an angry constipated fool you constantly shoot yourself in the foot.
The Conservitudes have given up on their nice guy partly green modern/progressive image. They’re too scared of attack from the right both inside and outside their rancid superannuated excuse for a political party.
That is all.
See? Doesn’t that glib fuckwittery just want to make you annihilate Labour?
Excellent work. Keep it up. Although if it goes a bit limp in between that’s kinda normal.
I’d say that Harwidge is a bit more professional than Master Baiter and doesn’t resort to racism.
Anyway MB should be away soon – ChuckleVision is about to start on the tele.
The beast is trapped in its lair and resorting to lashing out in anger and spite – which is why he frequently collapses into hate speech.
At least the lad is trying though – which is more than can be said for nearly all the Labour cabinet and MPs.
this is truly the dawn of a new age people
Do we get ice cream?
26
27
Is there a tally anywhere about how many MPs on all sides have now said they are spending more time with their families
Labour = ??
Tory = ??
LD = ??
Others = ??
Guido – or someone – please supply…. ta
To be honest, I don’t think even the Government knows at this point.
Which means it’s a good to repost this brilliantly prescient spoof:
The Downfall of Gordon Brown
Well done Guido
Watson really is one of your personal scalps…
Amazing result and God Bless you for your resistance in the dark hours against this Dirty Tricks Stasi working for the Mad Brown and (disgracefully) paid for by the Great British Public..
WELL DONE SIR !!
Hear, hear. Guido forced it into the open.
guido give us a wave guido guido give us a wave
A good result. I think there is more to the emails than his victory suggests. The rat has jumped.
I think Guido is even more responsible than you suggest.
Would the Telegraph have bought the expenses info if Guido had not put the paper on the spot over its spoiler on McBride? I think not. I was one of those saying that that spoiler marked the end of my subscription; at the moment I am inclined to renew it, but only if the paper keeps up the drip feed and, hopefully, skewers Blinky and his mate.
Blind Lemon Blunkett back as Home Secretary?
Fuck – surely not? Thought I’d done him.
Groping other people’s wives while the terrorists attack no doubt…
Wonder if he will change his mind on ID cards again? When in opposition he was against them; when home secretary he was for them; after he was pushed back onto the back-benches he turned against them again.
If he is brought back from the dead in a gall busting display of political desperation and failure, I wonder if he will be for ID cards again all of a sudden?
He works for – or rather, has a big fat retainer, from the company that hope to produce them, so there might just be the teeniest bit of a conflict of interest with regard to this one.
Avalanche!!! See ‘em all go!!! Rejoice, rejoice!!!
I will not celebrate until the last of those bastards have been driven from power, hopefully FOREVER!
Even after a disastrous election on Thursday, Brown the unelected, unwanted and the most hated and despised PM in modern times will still be the PM on Friday. That shows what a fucked up system we have.
Nobody voted for him, nobody wants him and we are still stuck with him and his completely discredited party of idiots, thieves, fuckwits and traitors for at least another year.
He was quite good as Lofty in Eastenders.
We wont need a new speaker there will be no fucker to speak to just some chewed fingernails embeded in the PMs seat.
Fucking brilliant
Great !!!
We should all pile into the place an have a disco or wotever .
E x .
Guido can organise a Rave Party for us on the Floor of the House of Commons..
Can’t you Guido ?!
excellent idea – I’ll come and bring the decks we could call it the ‘progressive house’ party hehehe
Actually i was in Eastenders but couldn’t make it as an actor so I became a Euro MEP. I hope i don’t lose my seat as my partner gets paid a big salary to be my ‘assistant’.
Cash by name, big Euro expenses by nature.
Dear All
It nice to see that ‘Lord” Watson is going after a disasterous spell in public life as an MP.
Hopefully his peerage will help coin in a few quid to ensure he keeps his waistline at full capacity.
I will always remember nothing about him.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Oh sod off Laird you pompous twat, the turgid drivel you post on the Spectator site is more than enough from you!
Eff off 74!
Dear Master Baiter (halfwit)
I am surpised a clown like you wanders over to the Spectator.
Do you go there to look at the pictures?
Run off now and play in your sandpit with a bucket and spade.
And don’t post on my blog either it is getting redeveloped and I don’t want trash like you on it.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
George. You really are ghastly. Have you any idea how many people are laughing at you? Not only here, but everywhere else you pollute with your pompous drivel.
He will join those New Labour Peers who do a nice line in “selling favours and legislation”.as if they were in the backs streets of the Gorbals…!!
Dear Benny
Gorbals in Glasgow has had an extensive make over and is generally regarded as a success story in the regeneration of an urban area.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
The Scottish mafia thugs power is crumbling as we speak!
THER IS A GOD!
Successfull with the Postal Votes I suppose…
Any news of the other Thug Nick “Unreceipted” Browne ?
Who got his Junior Whips to “persuade” Labour MPs to make false claims ? (as cited on this blog)
He is in for a rough time as well on Monday evening…
When the Revolution comes !!
“Gorbals in Glasgow has had an extensive make over and is generally regarded as a success story in the regeneration of an urban area.”
ROTFFL… Priceless.
It’s a good point – there will be so many disgraced labour deadbeats in the Lords that CallMeDave will have to restructure the membership.
Lord? Aren’t we in for a constitutional reorganisation before we start churning out more Labour Lards?
New Labour are addicted to being Lords…
Even of they disgrace the House of Lords when they join..
Good reason to finally abolish the corrupt second chamber
Especially with compulsive frauds like Mandelson in there as well…
I draw my honorable friend’s attention to a comment I made some time ago:
Fuck off you fat fuck.
Smear that, big boy.
Don’t think the conservatives will ride easily to victory in general elctions.
The coming local and european elections are ideal for those employed in the public sector or on means-tested benefits to tell Brown without too many side effects that he should vow to keep their perks (pensions anyone?) in tact. 28% of UK households get more than half their income from the government. It will not cost them a penny to cast a protest vote when they vote for council or european elections. Most of these households will vote labour in general elections since labour likely will be most kind to them. And remember, in many households there is more than one voter, while labour had 34% of the vote in the last general elections.
And labour will get a huge chunk of the postal votes, helping their poll tally by 5%points versus the poll ratings prior to elections.
Conservitude support among the 65+ age group is collapsing dropping from 49% to 28% in the last moat filled, duck swimming month.
Aunt Maudes aren’t happy.
Laour got 36% in the 2005 election.
How’s Labour support doing these days?
Improving again
Non existant…
Has it reached 20% yet?
Presumably you are clinging onto that dodgy ComRes poll that nobody who knows anything about polling is taking seriously.
Are you a Conservitude?
Could you please post the telephone number of your dealer?
That is some strong shit you are smoking.
Is it AK47 or Blueberry perhaps?
Maybe even Northern Lights, or perhaps some good old fashione superskunk?
White Widow always makes me paranoid.
I am a busy, busy little beee. busy little beeee am me
‘Tory over 65 vote collapsing balh blah blah’. in one poll. One swallow doesnt make a summer. Ask Mandy.
You’re whistling in the dark to keep your (presumably) Labourite spirits up. Apart from the fact that your Brownian recital of dodgy percentages relates to a much happier era, what you forget is that a huge percentage of those who rely on the government for their income stay in their stinking pits all day and don’t bother to move their fat arses to do anything much, let alone vote for an utterly discredited shower. So it will be much much worse than you suggest.
Cliched I know, but the light at the end of the tunnel is the express train coming towards you.
Steve, agree with your staying-in-the-pits comment, but that is why labour invented postal votes.
You’ll see a huge jump in postal votes at the next general elections – it will be the next really big scandal.
PV – Do the scrounging classes/underclass have to take the trouble to stick a stamp on their postal votes? If so, you still won’t get them.
And what you’re not acknowledging is that even these people will still be sick of the sight of Labour – more so in a years time if Cyclops clings on. Granted they won’t vote Tory much but there will be a huge army of abstentions, or votes for fringe parties, which could result in some weird results – probably Lib Dem successes – in places where even a red hippopotamus might have won in the past (and in the case of Tom Watson actually did) .
for clarity purposes: i’m not partisan at all when it comes to uk politics, not even allowed to vote in uk elections
re the conservatives perhaps more than anticipated uphill struggle: the 2.7 million on incapacity benefit account for 40 commons seats when using labour’s votes per seat count in the last elections. And that’s without taking into account the partners and offspring of those on incapacity benefit. Add the 5.5 million working in the public sector and you add another 80 seats, again before taking relatives into account.
the conservatives need many dooknockers and many postal votes to capitalise on the current turbulence
same response as 184 above re dislike for this government having a massive effect, like great chunks of the middle classes gave up voting for the Tories in 1997
Could you please use the term ‘employed in the public sector’ rather than ‘work in the public sector’. Then you cover all of them.
The underclass don’t vote much, and are so uncoordinated that I doubt they will provide much support to GB even at the real election.
Kisses to MB.
Can’t spell “X”
“Get’em by Friday !”
I can’t keep up with this!
Is it quicker now to list who’s left?
Surely they can’t limp on like this for another year.
I’m going to guess that Brown will be history by this time next week.
But there’s still a package of sweeping electoral reform to push through Parliament first.
Not to mention “National Socialist Plan” due next week.
I wouldn’t bank on it. Unless Brown agrees to go voluntarily there is no pratical way that the Labour Party can replace him easily. The whole bloody Cabinet could resign en masse and Brown would still be on television saying that he was getting on with the job,it’s what the British people would expect and it is the right thing to do and it is absolutely nothing to do with him and did he mention that it started in America.
Dirty Tricks Brown acting out his madness is becoming quite frightening now…
We have spoken often here about the men in white coats..
But I really think we not far off…
52 YOU FORGOT-”ITS WHAT MY DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED”
I’ll have to hide in my pants at PMQs!
Funny name you have…
Are you my old friend Pigggie by any chance ??
Please not before PMQs
But who will get on with the job of looking after hardworkingfamilies?
Without Brown we are a rudderless vessel. Not that it matters – he drove the ship onto the rocks some time ago.
I know, I can’t imagine life without Gordie, he’s been so focussed in his dealings with everyone, so erudite, so facile. I can only think Harriet would step into the breach. Then again maybe she won’t – she’s so indecisive in a non-certain kinda way…
Has anyone else noticed that annoying, “Wull…” thing she does before answering (or rather not answering) a question?
focused one ’s’
Surely, it’ll take more than a week to nick all the spoons and lightbulbs in No.10?
I’m hoping he’ll have to go to see HMQ on Weds 10th
See ya Watson. Whoever you were.
Lots of knitting done this week. Who’s next I wonder and hope. Please say it’s Harm Men Harman. <- Wishful thinking, she will be the executioner as long as the prisoner is male.
Harman is another asset for the Tory Party
Please keep her
She is a specialist now at making an ass of herself on live radio and TV…
PLEASE KEEP HER…and she is the niece of a Countess…so really good “Scottish Catholic Working class” don’t you think ??!!
J’aime le tricot.
Is this D-Day ? Where is Vera Lynn.
give me obama beach now.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Gross incompetence in government = Labour
Financial incompetence = Labour
All of the big3 Fucksters.
Back home for tea before mum gets cross = The Inquisition
Fraud = Labour
What are you doing on here? Those burgers aren’t going to flip themselves!
Universal incompetence = Labour
Fortunately their lovable nature makes up for it
We all love to hate them in other words.
Malfeasance+ZanuLabour = IMF begging bowl.
Thursday = the day the mouse roars
Extinction = Labour
RIP
And while thinking of the dreaful Watson, what is happening to the equally awful Alexander ?
His sister has already been caught with the hand in the Scottish till..
Have we seen his expenses? Or is he going to “spend more time with his family as well” ??!!
God help all these “families of Labour” as well…Think of having scum like this hanging around the house…There should be lot of Scottish divorces soon as well…
Goddam it! I think there’s a book in there somewhere – The Families of Labour’ – a history of the rise of working class people to the highest offices in the country and how they defrauded the masses for their own personal gain – great! Maybe with pictures…..hmmmm
I’ve got an image in my head that won’t go away…
http://www.thisisbrian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/dominoes.jpg
Or this one
Good news! Birmingham Mail says Watson’s still going to be advising Brown on campaigns so he’ll be able to continue cocking up.
I hope that prize Hoon Sion Simon gets promoted then the end of this rancid Government will truly be nigh.
And what about me ?
I’m little Piggie Bryant..
I represent diversity in the new Mad, Gay, Lesbian and Tribal Labour Goverment…
Urgh the smell of rotting bacon.
” A New Dawn has broken – has it not ?”
I believe I heard someone say that early on Fri 2 May 1997 but his name escapes me for the moment……………….
You mean Miss Dawn “Illegal houses” Butler of course..
A famous New Whip in the Criminal New Labour Whips Office ..
Of Jauczzi fame !!
“Look I think everyone knows that I’m a straight sort of guy !”
You must be a Tory then…
Ah Saint Tony of Bliar, what a paragon you look compared to the slimesucking filth that have followed your shining example.
They said after you, it could not get any worse, yet it did.
He should be knighted for keeping Brown out for so long.
In fairness to Watson, he is incredibly tender-hearted. He once drove 700 miles in a day just to deliver a fluffy toy to one of Brown’s sprogs. We shall not see his like again. Sob Sob.
He should have faxed it, the fat git.
This isn’t the seventeenth century.
mores the pity
Judging by some MP’s daily mileage claims, this seems par for the course !
First, the resignations. Next, the prosecutions. Blears, Hoon, Smith, McNulty plus many many more. We need lots of Admiral Byng moments pour encourager les autres!
Shot on the poop wasn’t he?
Could be a popular option with some of this shower…
will the last Minister to leave please turn out the lights
Solar Powered pretty soon I expect and a nice wind turbine on the roof of No10 will look extremely fetching along with the bike rack on the back of the Prime Ministerial Jag
No cos they will have nicked them!
Scum is still being paid by the taxpayer, taking a ‘more strategic’ role advising Brown in the run up to the election.
that’s only till thursday then?
Come on, my second post of the day. Rise up people, lets put 250000 people minimum on the streets of London all demanding the immediate dissolution of this Parliamnet. I have the ideal date, Saturday 4th July. Lets have our very own Independence Day celebrations.
Good Idea!
I’m running out of lamp posts.
There are always the bridges.
6 arches under Westminster Bridge (I counted earlier). 2 droppings – all over by opening time.
Bosh.
Labours requiem
We the unwilling
Led by the unknowing
Are making life impossible
For the ungrateful
We have done so little
With so much
For so long
We can now do nothing
About anything
Gordon stood on the burning deck
His feet all covered in blisters
A spark went up his trouser leg
And burnt his troughing ministers.
“Burnt at the stake” – 2009
you are herby installed as Poet in Chief Oxford.
Interesting, a 41 year old Labour MP with one of the largest majorities in the country is leaving … Says it all about his perception of Labour’s future electoral prospects doesn’t it?
Labour will win, we’ll win I tell you, Gordon is fab yah boo sucks, dribble dribble *parp* Just shat meself! Nurse! Nurse!
Can I dare to dream that my local Labour MP, Kevan Jones may be ousted at the next GE?
He certainly deserves it. Zero representation of his constituents, 100% support for the party line, absolutely opposed to the publication of MPs expenses….
If that’s the Kevan Jones who is in Nick (Trouser-Pilot) Brown’s geordie mafia he’s a creep. Was a Councillor in Newcastle and the only job he’s had is as a union wonk.
Voted for the smoking ban, the Iraq war, ID cards, top-up fees and anti-terrorism laws. Voyed against an investigation into the Iraq war and a transparent parliament.
That’s the fella. I have had the displeasure of meeting him and can confirm that he is a complete tosser.
He could not care less about his constituency. His appointment as a Labour MP was the next logical step in his ‘career’. A reward for services rendered and arses licked.
He’s not a shy bairn when it comes to sticking the expenses claims in, either.
Sadly he is living proof that you could stick a red rosette on a dog turd and the people of Durham North would vote for it.
Size is not everything. Have you seen my chipolata?
And where is your Go Fourth Bus Prezza ?
Have you painted mock tudor beams on it yet ??
Or the breasts of your mistresses ???!
Go forth – and multiply ???
At least this lot aren’t very likely to multiply. I suppose we should be grateful for small mercies.
I forgot my microscope.
Goodbye Tommy. It wasn’t nice knowing you.
Not long now!
The ships on the Rocks, and she’s breakin’ up fast….
And they’ve broken into the rum store and eating their own dead.
SNP and Plaid Cymru to trigger dissolution debate on Wednesday.
I’ve seen that today but cannot remember where.
Can anyone remind me?
Got it
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/legal-and-constitutional/nationalists-call-for-dissolution-of-parliament-$1300595.htm
Wednesday in Parliament is going to be exciting.
Next week that is.
If we still have a Government by then!
You’ve got to hand it to Brown, he’s handling the pressure slightly better than Susan Boyle. However watch out for men in white coats in Downing St on Friday.
Hodge next, oh please. I want to read about how she ends up in Holloway on a landing populated with big strong women who grew up in care homes in Islington in the eighties.
hope so
Britain’s got talent winners Diversity have driven the Mr Bean Pea brains even further round the bend.
I just heard Jacqui’s going soon. So………can I be employed now then….please?
Thankyou for your application. In order to select a shortlist for interview we need you to answer the following questions:
Do you believe in the politicisation of the police
Do you believe in the politicisation of the civil service
Do you believe that everyone in England is guilty until proven innocent
Can you lie convincingly on camera
As you enclosed a cheque for £1,000 with your application, I will give you a hint – the answer to all of the above is ‘YES’
Sincerely
G Brown PM
I would like to apply to the post of chief government blue movie rater.
The salary will be commensurate with experience and the pension will be very good as well, so I’m told at least.
Yes but are you any good on new media like You Tube?
I’ve set very high standards if I say so myself.
Sincerely
G Brown PM
More bread & circus’s.
Lets cut to the main attraction:
Dissolve Parliament. Arrest the troughers.
Where are the Met?
BBC has it here
No, not whilst that Harpy Harmmen draws breath.
Mind you, the Court of Public Opinion may be in the process of arranging that….
Dissolve Parliament. Arrest the troughers.
He’s only stepping down from being the Cabinet Office Minister. But if the story mentioned further up is true – that Watson will continue to advise Brown – it says a great deal about how Brown operates. He is the very opposite of transparent.
In what capacity can Watson remain ‘in Government’ but not be a Minister? This is the very problem that has scuppered Parliament – too many MPs in the shadow of the PM. There are something like 140 MPs who are members of the Government. Add in those who are not above the radar but very much a part of Team GB and it’s no wonder Parliament is useless. The Government is meant to answer to Parliament, well it hasn’t had to for a decade.
What is McBride doing now?
He’s here on Guido’s blog masquerading under the name of Master Baiter.
So bitter and twisted is he at Guido for causing his downfall, he’s got nothing left in life but to vent his poisonous spleen.
Telling him to fuck off only encourages him.
He’ll end up like Gollum.
Don’t think he’s Master Baiter. Whatever else you can say about McBride he does have an IQ in three figures. If Master Baiter was given a second brain, it would be lonely.
Downfall.
May well watch it again tonight – the resemblances are just uncanny – and I mean just uncanny.
The Soviets are at the door mein Fuhrer…
We all need to grow up an accept that Lord (ahahah) Fondlebum is a liar
Gordon Brown is Mental and a thief
Geoff Hoon is indeed a Hoon
Jaqui Smith is a thief
Hazel Blears is a thief
Alistair Badger is a thief
James purnell is a thief
We need to move on and vote in another bunch of Hoons who will rob us and fuck up our lives.
Cameron you fucking slaphead,
next time the chimney needs a spot of trimming, get the step ladders out and trim it yourself rather than charging me for it you lazy ,grasping twat .
This is sad news for devotees of order-order; the demise of yet another hilarious plug-ugly. Will Sarah Brown be the only one to stay and finally go down on the good ship Brown?
Interesting comment on James Kirkup’s blog (follow “Fear and Loathing at the PLP Meeting” in Seen Elsewhere):
John @ 12.01 -
Following Adam Boulton’s interview with Brown on Sky. It takes very little thought to cast one’s thoughts back to pre 2004 and Brown’s thirst for power. It is clear that he and Balls came up with the scheme for flipping and a change to the expenses rule in 2004. This undoubtedly provided huge support and popularity, from MPs (making money within the new rules) for Brown’s push for power against Tony Blair. The whole of this expenses affair can be laid at the door of Brown’s cabal. They appealed to the most mendacious elements of cabinet and backbench colleagues on the Labour party. His anger at Boulton’s initial questioning gives one the impression of yet another ‘plausible deniability’. In my view if this claim can be supported then it amounts to a virtual criminal conspiracy to defraud the taxpayer. It is hardly surprising that the police have not already been involved as they are being encouraged to look at individual claims. (not I may add by the Labour Party). This whole affair stinks to high heaven and calls into question the whole of the political class as well as the government of the day. It may only take pressure on one high profile casualty (Hoon or Darling) to be criminally investigated for defrauding the taxpayer to provide the beginnings of a trail of the worst corruption to come to light in British History. I will not hold my breath however, too many vested interests ensure a resounding silence in the face of the British electorate.
Brown did fine in that interview. Boulton kept trying to pick away on that point and Brown said flatly he had nothing to do with the change, the Treasury had nothing to do with the change. Also he told Boulton that if Boulton has evidence to make allegations he must present the evidence. Boulton eventually backed down.
Doubters look for yourselves at the interview.
The implication is that Blair brought it in and he’s gone, together with most of his camp.
Are you Sion Simon?
“Brown did fine in that interview”???
Master Baiter – were you watching the interview with your fingers in your ears..
Brown came across as the school bully getting a ticking off by a dinner lady – looking and sounding quite pathetic. Take those rose tinted specs off old boy..
Fingers in the till more like
MB, got to hand to you, you just keep pushing out this shit without hesitation.
Good on ya! Keep it coming ‘cos it sure makes me feel sane.
Boulton must be a sadist – he was enjoying every second of it.
“Brown did fine in that interview.”
Only fine? It was a triumph!!! The Prime Minister of the Democratic Republic of Great Britain should present himself similarly in all future interviews.
Let us all propose a spontaneous round of applause by all party cadres and worker groups. This spontaneous demonstration will start at 17.43 hours and complete 17.51 hours*.
All hail the Great Helmsman! Hooray! 10,000 years! 10,000 years!
* Party activists are to take the names, ID card numbers and DNA samples of workers who fail to complete their norm of allocated spontaneous adulation.
‘he did fine’?. Perhaps you are confused. Boulton is on Sky news. You must have watching Bargain Hunt and can no longer the difference? Much more of this ‘doing fine’ and you will able to count Labour voters on one hand.
Guido
Why don’t you mastermind a campaign to encourage these thieving bastards to step down immediately, and not wait for a general election? They admit their guilt, they should go NOW! We know they are only hanging around for their pay-off and to maximise pensions – more evidence of their total unsuitability to represent anyone.
That way we can have a new bunch of tossers sooner rather than later. And that Brown shit would just have to pack up.
When smeargate broke out. Didn’t Tom Watson flee to Cornwall at the time.
I consider that he might have given a few hint’s and tips on the art of electioneering to the Cambourne branch of the Limp Dems.
Heres an article from the ”Western Morning News” that neatly describes what happened next….
http://www.thisiswesternmorningnews.co.uk/news/LIB-DEMS-ACCUSED-DIRTY-TRICKS/article-1040996-detail/article.html
Can Brown survive beyond next Saturday?
Stoat is Weaseling, Watson wins his libel case, yet still feels he must resign, in any case. West Brom deserves better. Funny old world…
Im just loving the way this rotten, corrupt, inept, controlling, greedy, slow witted, thieving, ethically bereft, sleazy, rank, fetid, skimming, skiving, troughing, retarded, cretinous, moronic, useless, lying, paltry, petty, scamming, poisonous, odious, twisted, disfunctional, pointless, sickening, band of cess covered shit, foremrley known as “NuLabour” is coming apart at the seams.
I am fucking having an orgasm over it.
of the muliple variety !
wait for me!
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a day like this (apart from the last time this happened). This is wonderful, simply wonderful!
(In an attempt to make more friends — and thus feel better about myself as a person — I am advertising my twitter page here. http://twitter.com/thomasrossetti )
Say thanks to your President for sorting out the D-Day cock-up will ya?
Our Government were too busy getting on with the job of hand-to-hand infighting to get round to it themselves.
Will do! I was really proud of him when I heard the news yesterday. (I mean this sincerely, even though, as a Permanent Resident he is not technically “my” President.)
The fact that Gordon Brown didn’t kick up a fuss about the non-invite from Sarkozy speaks volumes about the man. Like everyone in the country* I’m greatly looking forward to Thursday and seeing Labour take a beating. Is there anyone out there, though, who wishes this agony could go on a bit longer?
* Sorry. Force of habit. I live in Washington DC but take a greater interest in UK politics as it’s simply more… interesting.
Cameron hasn’t got enough bottle for the fight.
Watch him crack over the coming months.
Frogspawn has lost it already, the gawping flycatcher.
What are you getting off Santa this year? Surely you must believe in him as well.
Obama got me a ticket to some do over the channel.
Tu suis un coquesucre mon ami
“tu suis” … whats that supposed to mean. “you follow”
Well shuffle my balls, i see what you mean.
tu suis un c*q-sucre mon ami
Was it not McTwat who got the name of Bottler Brown for running scared of having an election in 2007……?
“So many rats are leaving the government ship it is in danger of toppling over.”
Only Smith and Watson for definite. Who else do you know about?
I’m a Tory and agree with you
Toenails blogs at last:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/06/last_chance.html#comments
Well worth the wait, I must say.
No, it should say, the game is up, time to go not, one last chance! This government is dead; moving the chairs around one last time will not serve the country well, we the people deserve better.
Watson’s demise was inevitable. I’m only surprised it took this long.
They are all fucked, and they know it.
They are jumping (or being made to jump) before Gordon or the electorate kicks them into the wilderness, or PC Plod comes knocking on their door (if he can find which of their many doors to knock upon).
Good fucking riddance.
reshuffle
Timms:Chancellor
Millipede:Home Office
Mandy:Foreign Office
Balls:Chief Whip
I offer you 20/1 on Brown installing himself as Chancellor and the post of PM being put out to tender through PFI
3/1 on Brown calling himself supreme commander and dissolving parliament himself due to the unprecedented global crisis which started in America.
Like this
http://www.greenflash.org.uk/bits/revolution.html
Labour are going
MPs will be given an unexpected opportunity next week to dissolve parliament and call an early general election.
The leaders of Plaid Cymru and the Scottish National party are to use their allotted time in parliament to force a dissolution debate on Wednesday.
It aims to put David Cameron, the Tory leader, and Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat leader, on the spot on whether they want to go to the polls.
The timing, just three days after Labour is expected to take a drubbing in the European and county council elections, is difficult to say the least for the prime minister. The move will also put pressure on Cameron, who has repeatedly called for a general election, to show his hand. He will have to decide either to support the move by the nationalist parties or abstain on the grounds that he is not going to let minority parties dictate the pace. Clegg would be in a similar position.
The debate would take place after prime minister’s question time, where the two party leaders can be expected to exchange harsh words after the European election result.
Elfyn Llwyd, the Plaid Cymru leader, said today: “We aim to see whether David Cameron and Nick Clegg really want to call an election now or just talk about it.
“We would also argue that the time has come for changes to our democracy and what better way to have a debate than hold a general election. There are a raft of issues from more devolution to Wales, to reforming the House of Lords, the MPs’ expenses issue, that need to be debated by the public.
“I don’t want this to be seen as a vote of confidence in the Labour government. It should be a vote of confidence in the whole political system in Westminster which has become tarnished by the expenses scandal.”
(MPs to get chance to call early general election next week )
The motion will be backed by Alex Salmond, the SNP leader.”
I don’t see why the Tories and Libs should not support this motion.
As the motion will be voted down by Labour it does not really matter whether they want an immediate election or not.
Not by ALL Labour MPs by any means.
There is a mood abroad in the Labour ranks, you know.
A mood to end this bloody farce and start afresh.
Interesting. I guess if you have a very safe Labour seat, you are less likely to get worked over for your expenses having been freashly re-elected.
MPs will be given an unexpected opportunity next week to dissolve parliament and call an early general election.
The leaders of Plaid Cymru and the Scottish National party are to use their allotted time in parliament to force a dissolution debate on Wednesday.
It aims to put David Cameron, the Tory leader, and Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat leader, on the spot on whether they want to go to the polls.
The timing, just three days after Labour is expected to take a drubbing in the European and county council elections, is difficult to say the least for the prime minister. The move will also put pressure on Cameron, who has repeatedly called for a general election, to show his hand. He will have to decide either to support the move by the nationalist parties or abstain on the grounds that he is not going to let minority parties dictate the pace. Clegg would be in a similar position.
The debate would take place after prime minister’s question time, where the two party leaders can be expected to exchange harsh words after the European election result.
Elfyn Llwyd, the Plaid Cymru leader, said today: “We aim to see whether David Cameron and Nick Clegg really want to call an election now or just talk about it.
“We would also argue that the time has come for changes to our democracy and what better way to have a debate than hold a general election. There are a raft of issues from more devolution to Wales, to reforming the House of Lords, the MPs’ expenses issue, that need to be debated by the public.
“I don’t want this to be seen as a vote of confidence in the Labour government. It should be a vote of confidence in the whole political system in Westminster which has become tarnished by the expenses scandal.”
(MPs to get chance to call early general election next week )
The motion will be backed by Alex Salmond, the SNP leader.”
If it has Alex backing, then it MUST be worthwhile supporting!
With Mr Balls impending move away from the Department for Children, Schools and Families I was wondering about Labour’s record on child welfare.
Balls’ time in post has been marked by trying to duck blame for the exam marking fiasco and culminating in the Baby Peter scandal.
If we look at the Labour history we start with Margaret Hodge at Islington. Then there is Lord Robertson and a Scottish town starting with the letter D, next Victoria Climbie. As a diversion you have children’s courts secretly taking children from their parents and gagging any appeal and then the Balls’ achievements.
You have to ask yourself why children are singled out for special treatment by this administration?
This administration concentrates its efforts on Children, as most people put left wing leanings aside when they leave school and join the real world…they are trying to catch them young
And the more ill treated and illiterate there are
The more Criminal New Labour Voters…
O/T but is anyone a weensy bit suspicious about the ComRes poll, given the wide gap between this and all other recent polls?
9% for “other small parties and independents (i.e. excl Greens, UKIP, BNP and Nats)?
Did they give a list of such parties to people being polled? Seems highly unlikely!
Or did they just say ” or any other party or an independent candidate?
People will understandably be attracted to the idea of voting for some “Martin Bell” character. In reality though come a General Election except maybe in an odd seat, no such choice will be available ( apart from the usual loonies).
As Labour has already lost most of its non-core support, such questioning is mainly going to affect only potential Tory supporters. So did the Independent slant the questioning to rig the result?
Brown and Balls are Cylons. And they have a plan.
A plan? they couldn’t plan an orgy in a whore-house…
Plan… Plan? Too late! They’ve already been scooped with ‘The Plan’… by Dan Hannan and his even more austere sidekick Doug Carswell.
That’s true.
Are we there yet? What time is D-Day?
The Lib Dems are, according to the BBC, going to support an SNP and Plaid Cymru vote for the dissolution of Parliament next week. Come on Dave, let’s bring these Hoons down!
Why is it OK to say fuck, and the less polite words for the male member (MPs not intended) on here, but not curly c kunt? Some kind of sexism, Guido?
The C word is so cheap, try gate-way to the guts…..
What an unusual anatomy you do have!
On second thought the h word is more fun, and will always remind me of Geoff… who is only exceeded in creepy-shiver factor by smirking James Purnell. Currently Purnell’s website consists of a ranting self-justificatory tirade… Quite amazing.
Jade gate is the mot juste according to James Clavell (PBUH)
That is the comment of an utter cυnt.
If you can find anyone running the country at the moment could you tell em Mugabe wet himself over the 1st act and can’t wait for the finale.
I’ve waited over ten long fucking years for this finale, so I’ve got a few tinnies, the pizzas are ordered, the gin’s on ice, the totties on heat, Iv’e kicked the dog off his vomit (it’s my turn now), and I going to watch the whole last fucking act. Every fucking second of every fucking minute, and rejoice. That poor fucker with dementia who died for the want of a drug that cost a few pounds a dose finally gets his retribution, and fuck me do I wish him well with it
“the Guidoisation of politics”
excellent summary of ‘plots, rumours and conspiracy’ :0)
well done that man
Dear masterbaiter, these resignations are evidence that even the labour politicians you champion do not believe the pish you write and are making off with their ill gotten gains.
Please ignore comments posted by my son, he is going through puberty and is easily confused.
And to think if Gordon gets his way your son may soon have the vote !!!
He can’t vote, he has an ASBO and tag – can only leave the house on Sunday mornings for church..
Puberty, whot at 79, was he a late developer.
I would like to meet Master Baiter
Without a government, Brown can always say he is not doing the wrong thing for the country. That might result in an election victory!
Let us march on Whitehall.
We can not organise a demonstration in Whitehall without prior approval and the required paperwork.
Thus, I suggest we all walk into Whitehall on Friday morning and stand in silence, shaking our heads toward Downing Street.
The one-eyed snotgobbler would surely get the message.
Friday morning I have to go to buy some carrotts. Can’t make it.
nah, he’d only tell us to go to Specsavers
‘He is cherished by strategists at CCHQ. If it wasn’t for him the Labour Party would not have swapped a triple-election winning political genius for a voter repelling, election avoiding, malevolent weirdo.’
Come off it Mr Fawkes. Blair was completely detested by the time he went and would have had as little chance of wining the next general election than Brown – though he may have gone down with more style.
Ultimately all leaders lose their popularity. In a democracy we can get rid of them. What is remarkable about Brown was how quickly he has become universally despised. A record like that early goal in the FA Cup Final.
“I say! Your boaty thing is nearly full of water. Shall I give you a pull or would you prefer a tug?”
Don’t forget the bathplug.
The plug that started it all
I visit someone in a care home with Alzheimer’s, and although not related, I was given their postal vote to, “help them fill it in.” The power has quite gone to my head.
That’s one less vote for the McShite Party, I can tell you.
By doing this at such a time as this , Smith has plunged a dagger into the heart of Browm. Like I said the female of the species…..
Vote to be held next Wednesday 10th June 2009 …… Time to dissolve this parliament
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/mps-to-debate-dissolution-of-parliament
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_WELL THATS THAT THEN_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
THE NATS HAVE TABLED A MOTION TO DISSOLVE PARLIAMENT
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8079604.stm)
DISASTROUS ELECTIONS FOLLOWED BY WHAT IS EFFECTIVELY A VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE. HOW MANY SELF SERVING MP’S OF THE 60 ODD MAJORITY WILL HANG ON?
Dear All
Here is the Press release from the Scottish National Party.
The SNP and Plaid Cymru have joined forces in an effort to try and force a general election.
The two parties are to table a motion next week calling for the dissolution of Parliament.
The motion comes two days before the European and English local elections and in the wake of a damaging series of revelations about MP expenses claims.
It will be the first time MPs will have a chance to formally express their support for an immediate election and could increase the pressure on the Prime Minister to go to the country.
SNP Westminster leader, Angus Robertson MP, said:
“This dissolution motion is about confidence in the whole Westminster political system which has been mired in the expenses scandal.
“It is not just the UK Government that is out of step with public opinion, but Parliament itself.
“The only way to sort this mess out is for Parliament to be dissolved and for the people to have their say in a general election. There can be no argument against the entire House of Commons submitting itself to a vote of the people who elected them.
“This political crisis was created by politicians, and the SNP and Plaid Cymru will give Parliament the chance to give the people their say.
“The Westminster Government is crumbling, its authority has drained away and with European elections on Thursday the Scottish public have the opportunity with a vote for the SNP to force the pace on a general election.
“The time has come to allow people to have their say, and what better way to have a debate than hold a general election. There are a raft of issues from more responsibility for the Scottish Parliament, to reforming the House of Lords and the MPs’ expenses issue that need to be debated by the public.”
Nick Clegg says the Lib-Dems will support.
Call me Dave, we are waiting……
Celebratory pork chops for din dins!
It wasn’t me!
Nevertheless, I’m stepping down to spend more time with my teenage son who ordered all that gay porn
Some Labour hoon now on the BBC talking about swine flu of all things!
Jim Devine to get Star Chamber:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/jim-devine-star-chamber
He’s the Scot who seemed to be inventing a few things about carpentry and electrics where his local pub landlord seems to have had a role or a few rounds to play
er…. like 60 METRES of book shelving……!!!!!
Havent you seen it , its a wonder of the world puts the British Library to shame.
This of course is the landlord who suffers from arthritis. Taxi for Devine !
On This day in history •1780: The six-day-long Gordon Riots, named after anti-Catholic agitator Lord George Gordon, begin in London
Time for an anniversary……
Can you still call it a ‘cabinet’?
More like a bed side table?
Next to Mandy’s bed?….
I think is more more of a “shelf” now.. Leaning to one side and straining under the weight of Browns bullsh*t
good question
the cupboards are bare
there’s nothing on the shelves
scrap it
Maybe it’s a wardrobe to another world. Though the chaos is on this side.
Perhaps Brown will try to cancel Thursday’s elections,claiming Swine Flu outbreak??????
No doubt he will call for the formation of a;
Swine Committee!
This already exists – it’s called;
The Cabinet
What a fucking joke the BBC 6PM News was. About 3 minutes of Toenails sticking up for his bum chum McTwat.
I no longer watch the BBC evening news, I prefer Sky or ITN. Tom Bradby is much better than toenails.
BBC – Browns Broadcasting Corporation.
Old ‘one-eye’ is the secret director general
Plaid Cymru & SNP are to hold a dissolution of parliament debate tomorrow after PMQs. http://bit.ly/yuz9Q
Watson is leaving to spend more time with his food allowance. Labour are going to be left with a load of bed blocking has-beens in their few remaining “safe seats”.
Brown has about as much control of the Labour party as Captain Smith did of the Titanic as it took its nosedive. All the Labour crew are too busy running around to save themselves to spare a thought for tomorrow.
Labour are heading for at least twelve years in opposition. None of the current lot are up to even being an effective opposition leader. They are all too soiled by the current mess. The same thing happened to the Tories after Major, too many bed blockers in safe seats kept rising talent out in the cold.
Everyone is always complaining about the Scottish mafia. During the 80’s Labour lost so many seats in England that the Scottish mafia were a major force in Labour with more young “talented” MPs ready to gain promotion. That is why we have been governed by Brown, Darling, Alexander etc.
Of course you correctly place the word “talented” in quotation marks.
And ’safe seats’.
That about summarises it. I have to say that when the Tories got beaten in 1997 I was as delighted as the next man. Little did I realise that with a clean sheet, a soaring economy, the most political good-will in a generation that this bunch of imbeciles would contrive to destroy our economy, our civil liberties, our international reputation and the morale of the entire nation.
It really did take a special group of absolute fuckwits to screw up on such a monumental scale across such a diverse range. If Al Quadea had been phoning them up every day and giving them instructions they couldn’t have managed to fuck it up more completely.
True weapons of mass destruction.
Imbeciles. Every man, woman and child (Miliband) of them. Not a statesman amongst them. All wanting to play at being in Parliament. Looking busy. Fucking things up.
Couldn’t they have stuck to playing ‘Doctors and nurses’. Oh, they tried that too with the result that MRSA soared.
Utter imbeciles. Incompetent down to the very fibre of their DNA. Years from now scientists will isolate the idiocy gene and it will correlate completely with the DNA of this government, their ministers and their MPs. It will scream from the DNA record that these people were fuckwits de tutti fuckwits.
A perfect confluence of idiocy made worse by the same DNA arriving on the US political scene at exactly the same time.
Well you should know better. The last bunch of corrupt Labour kuntz got booted out in 1979 for trashing the economy then. At least the Tories left in 97 because of some crap not because of the economy.
Its being reported that Gordon Browns mobile phone has been taken under police escort to the Priory. Officials state that the poor little thing is suffering from exhaustion after several days of being flung relentlessly around the room by its owner.
Does any one know who sits on Labours star chamber and what their backgrounds are? Presumably they were appointed by the one and only Kim Il Brown?
And, what about the constitutional chamber they are setting up, any one know who’s been appointed to that. He really doesn’t like us little people does he? I never realised that you have to have gone to university and get a degree to be a real politician.
As he doesn’t really get on with elections, you don’t think Kim Il Brown will call Thursday’s one off do you?
Or is ok because he already has bags of postal votes in the bag?
The Star Chamber is made up of former Stasi members.
They report directly to President Brown, he then acts as Judge, Jury and Executioner.
This is shocking. They filth are just walking away. How come they are not in prison? They are lying thieving trash and should face trial.
The scum in government think nothing of spending £million+ to try and frame Pakistani kids, yet here are100% clear-cut cases of fraud and the police and DPP are doing nothing much.
We should adopt the polices of China on these matters and start executing MPs. They are vile filth from the lowest sewer.
Goodbye and good ridden Jacqui.
You made British men second class citizens in their own country.
The same men who sacrificed their lives for their country for all to be free (including my Grandfather).
The same men who get up every day for decades and work hard for their families only have their livelihood ruined by the crap laws and taxes you passed.
You are truly a piece of utter shit.
Someone should make sure she actually sees that post.
At least our great friends the Democrats in America ensured that a representative of our head of state is able to celebrate the d-day landings. Would you like to send your fleet now and liberate the rest of us?
The axis of evil, Kim Jon Il, Armadinajad, and Kim Il Brown.
It’s my lucky day today. Not only is the minister for lard arses porking off, but I bought a Harry Potter 1st edition (2nd novel) in a charity shop for a quid. It was actually priced at £1.50, but the old dear said I could have it for £1.00.
You can learn a lot from these porkers.
I bet it wasn’t fucking Oxfam. It would have been priced at some ridiculous figure, and the old bag behind the counter wouldn’t budge a fucking penny off the price…..Hoons!
BBC is speculating that Hoon and Darling are next
Will there be anybody left?
Skinner’s the name, Dennis Skinner.
Sir Reg! Thank God you survived! I think we lost a few men just now!
How come the comments have gone back to 313.
Something very wrong here.
I thought Hague guaranteed a referendum. Just wasn’t going to commit on what would happen if they ratified before the Tories got in….?
weird. Half the blog has vanished. Or is it just my computer?
It’s just me and you mate….hello.
You’re right, where have all the comments gone??
All past their bedtime. time for Cocoa n’ Biscuits.
There’s some spooky shit going down.
And I’m not anon. I’m Newgirl! but posted me Anon. I think Liebore are coming to get us…..HELP!
the site’s haunted.
My watch stopped at 23: 53
Its my fault. I mentioned the Titanic. Thought I’d got away with it.
Praps Guido is pissed again?
Where has everyone else gone? Lolol? Engineer? Are you out there….????
Only just….
Still around,Guido’s server must have crapped out
Can’t get the staff. Well, what I was saying, before so rudely interrupted, was that I thought the referendum was in the bag, Hague just wasn’t committing on what would happen if they ratified before the Tories got in?
Blimey, what was that? I’m dizzy, and it wasn’t the Marston’s Pedigree!
Ha Ha You’ve had an out of body alien abduction experience Engineer
342 I really don’t trust Cammo on the EU,cynical yes I am,I just want confermation, not might,we think etc,tell us straight otherwise lose a vote
hey NewGirl
last night I tries to give you XXXOOO
Does it work this time ??
Uncle Boris
My dad drinks Marston’s Pedigree :-)
Oh thanks Boris!! You too xx
Lolol Please don’t waste a vote. You’ll get your referendum, I have utmost faith. And if you don’t, I’ll snog Master Baiter.
Nice one , NewGirl x .
Keep the girly thin goin , hun .
I’m gonna collapse in a heap an dream of Nick Griffin , or whatever the fuck his name is .
You are more blokish an thus less sexy than me , petal .
Kiss kiss E x .
night you nutter xx
What a night you’ve had NewGirl. More “offers” than any girl should be subjected to, and then an out-of -body experience! Is Guido having a laugh?
Ahh just an ordinary evening here at NewGirl Towers Engineer….Its my on line charm what does it.
Sweet dreams , honey x .
E x .
That and your sexy syntax! Have you started a fanclub? More members than thick-as-thieves, anyway!
Crumbs don’t say that! He gets upset enough with me as it is.
Given some of the rubbish he and his dubious mates come out with, he deserves a good kicking. Keep it up.
That’s enough for me tonight. Stay safe!
Fuck me have I blunderered on to ‘Lovematch’? Cringeworthy.
It’s a shame, but I had just posted the election-winning strategy for Labour – the best policies, the all star cabinet line up, how to solve the credit crunch… everything Gordon would need to secure another 12 years in power.
Then… pzzzzt… the whole lot wiped out, and I’m damned if I can remember what it was now. Hey ho.
Is there a computer nerd in da house?
Dunno but I wish Guido would befriend one
Everything’s OK guys – I heard Guido was changing servers and lost a bunch of the comments on the latest post, but everything should run a lot smoother and faster this point onward. Then again he probably got the same wankers who built the NHS IT system.
Hope it didn’t cost you more than £10 billion, Guido!
This is a seriously poor script running on a poor server.
Guido mate, you need to get the geeks in – half the board has disappeared this time.
This what happens when you subscribe to cut price websites.
Guido I think your Resident Nerd would make a good MP but don’t give him any expenses or second home allowences
It seems Gordon Brown wished the blog well, gave it his full support, and then all of a sudden…
Carry on Posting!
OK, you have all heard about those porn movies that brought about the downfall of a certain politician today. But what exactly were they?
Well Richards Chimney can divulge that one of them was RAW MEAT 3
There is a link from the following page to some screen shots for this movie.
Unless you have a VERY STRONG CONSTITUTION or you enjoy escorting Brazilian boys around the Houses of Parliament, DO NOT CLICK THROUGH.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
https://twitter.com/CampbellX/status/1417511953
Bejasus, and I thought it was “vanilla” porn he was watching.
For someone who has been particularly keen on cracking down on pornography and every other civil liberty it’s a bit of a shocker to say the least.
The lads are being very slow commenting here now, and I think your link must be responsible. Boys, switch that filth off!!
Don’t know about you NewGirl but that link left a nasty taste in my mouth.
It’s certainly given me a new perspective on the Home Secretary and her family life. No wonder she doesn’t want to stand down at the next election. Would you want to spend all day at home with someone like that?
Holy Mother of God, I’ll better be off to see Father Ryan in the morning for a confession. I’ll never look at a bunch of bananas in the same way again.
yes hats off to you guido , for most people he was unknown until you sussed the dark hands behind the scenes , i recall you did a piece on how the watsons sit in brimingham .
the three little pigs
In a unfortunate arrogant experiment , the 3 pigs whilst doing a spiv spin gene spicing , they created a wonk version of socialism (cw notes all versions of socialism are wonk but feels this version by nu labour was more ruinous and mind bending than the previous ones), it was going to be the baddest cleverest monster ever created by socialism , dour but fearful , authoritarian but without legitemacey, publishing ecnomic stats but not allowing questions on nationalised debts . they called it the big bad brownshirt .
One day the big bad brown shirt heard the pigs , wavering with there support for him and feeling his prebyterian concience offended, he bellowed , “I will huff and i will puff and i will blow your opinions down with bogus morality ”
and so big bad brownshirt drew in a huge breath and blew , and he blew so hard , that the electorate ran off , mps were caught with there fingers in the till , tom watson and damien mcbrides trousers fell down and were then collared for public indecency and draper for not actually attending berkley university.
the pigs were scared and regretted creating big bad brownshirt all though they felt a bit better that his attack monkeys were in trouble .
bing bing breaking news labour campaign slogan change
go4thforlabour has now been changed after extensive surveys to labourcome4th
Nice one Caesars Wife
xxOO MI5
PS No 10 is in Watergate meltdown now…leaking like a sieve..good sign..
Sleep well…
perhaps red top photo has it “not by the hairs on my chinney chin chin”
good sign indeed
correction stanislavs photshops are brutal , ime traumatised
I met Tom Watson when i was at Hull University. He’d been President of the student union the year before i was there and frequently came back to check up on the place, not least because he’d managed to install his then girlfriend as his successor. There were any number of rumours about how he’d fixed the ballot, or that he’d knobbled other prospective candidates. Who knows which if any of these were true. One thing I do know is that the woman in question was a pleasant non-entity, sadly not up to vicissitudes even that minor office, but polite and good natured to everyone she met.
As for what Tom was like in person, i found him to be arrogant, overbearing, manipulative, aggressive and dishonest. I remember one evening, when he’d popped back up to Hull to oversee the election for the next Labour Student to be elected to be Student Union President, in the middle of the count some poor girl failed to get him the drink he had requested, he turned on her and spend five minutes berating her with such foul language and wholly unmerited spite that she fled the room in tears. He then turned to some friend he brought up to Hull for the day and said proudly “That’s the way you have to treat these Hoons if you want to get anything done.”
A charming man i have to say. (Oh and yes he was pretty fat even then).
And he now wants to be a “family man” etc
And he is “hurt” by his experience in no 10….
He will aways be known as one of the little team of smearers that disgraced No 11 and 10…..and his children will know it as well…until his dying day…
I suppose he is like Dolly a born again Christian…
Give me a break…
These little fuckers will only learn when they receive more shit than they give…
Is his wife a hoon as well I ask ??!!
Jesus wants meh for a sunbeam…….
Watson the Smearer he will always be called
Part of Dirty Tricks Brown team for years…and a disgrace to Britain…
If you want to play dirty hard ball with grown ups little fat Watson, you had better understand that we will give you all you merit.where it really hurts…
brown is undone, he’s toast. No way will he be in power at the next election, they will have to be rid of him.
Trouble for labour is the continued damage, if they don’t get rid of him, he will bring his house down around him.
Clegg is a dickhead not sticking to his pledge to give the public a vote on the lisbon treaty, and it’s going to cost him. Wait till thursday and you see how much.
The public are fucked with all the broken promises, almost as fucked over the expenses.
All cameron needs to do is keep to his promises, what he promises doesn’t matter at all.
I watched hague on newsnight, he was terrible.
Hattersly, well I thought prescott was fucking stupid
As for j smith, what a bucket of shit, masterbaiter, she’s worthy of you pal. You can lick the c*it and have her with all our blessings, especially so after where her old man has been
and what do all the police and other officials think of the Holder of one of the Great Offices of State who has a husband watching porn movies at home…atb the taxpayers’ expense…and clearly fiddling her epxenses…what a fucking disgrace
But that seems to be all that Labour can do…disgrace the offices of state, the Speaker’s office and the Country…
A list of MP’s who are standing down as MP’s or from the Government following the expenses scandal
— Labour —
1) Michael Martin (Speaker)
2) Margaret Moran (Labour) £22,500 for dry rot treatment.
3) Ben Chapman (Labour) Accused of over-claiming £15,000 for mortgage interest
4) Ian McCartney (Labour) Paid back £15,000 for items. Has “Ill health”
5) Shahid Malik (Labour) stepped down as justice minister. Discounted rent.
6) Elliot Morley (Labour) Claims of non existent mortgage
7) David Chaytor (Labour) “Phantom Mortgage” payments
8) Patricia Hewitt (Labour) Standing down at GE. “Unconnected to expenses”
9) Beverley Hughes (Labour) Standing down at GE. “Unconnected to expenses”
10) Jacqui Smith (Labour) Standing down as Home Sec. Porn.
11) Ian Gibson (Labour) deselected by Labour over expenses
12) Tom Watson (Labour) To resign from Government at reshuffle
— Tory —
13) Sir Peter Viggers (Tory) Duck iIsland.
14) Douglas Hogg (Tory) Moat clearing.
15) Anthony Steen (Tory) he has a large house we’re jealous of apparently
16) Andrew McKay (Tory) Second home allowance, one property.
17) Julie Kirkbride (Tory) Billed £1,040 for photos & more.
18) Sir Nicholas Winterton (Tory) and his wife…
19) Ann Winterton (Tory) Claimed £120,000 to rent flat from their kids’ trust.
20) Christopher Fraser (Tory) £1,800 for trees. “Unconnected to expenses”.
Submitted by Troughtastic
Tories are goodies
Labour are baddies
and you’re a totally useless wanker
Off with their pensions!
it’s a tragedy…..no wait a min., it’s not :) I got confused
does make you wonder why he is going, what does he know that i going to be so bad he’ll have to go?
knock knock is there anybody there???????
wanker
Sorry, I’m spoken for.
Lest we forget….
Just resigning, or even calling a GE doesn’t wipe the slate clean.
Still serious work for HMRC and Plod.
After the EU elections all we will see of nulabia is some floating wreckage,no survivors and an automatic beacon bleating “its the right thing to do”
Dear God!
Assassination attempt on Brown!
Nice hatchet job on brown in the gruniard today. An editorial hatchet job no less no polly twaddle this.
The editorials this morning are like a dog with two pricks – Guardian: The Leader must go. FT: The Chancellor must stay.
Boot out the lot of them I say.
The labour party has just one option left now if it wants to retain at least enough seats to remain as the main opposition after the next general election.
They now realise they must dump Brown for a ‘clean skin’ caretaker PM then wait for the poll bounce however small and call an election when the poll bounce reaches its zenith, it will take nerves of steel because the bounce may only be five percent or so before it falls again.
They are certain to lose the election but ditching the Jonah may just save enough seats for them to remain a viable oppostion party, if they dont ditch the mental one straight away they are fucked, they will be destroyed completely!
The question is will they bite the bullet and cut out the cancer that Brown has become? Its all a question of whether the labour party want to be the main oppostion or whether they are content to see themselves occupy the third party position(or worse)currently taken by the libdems.
Ooooh how they must rue the day they ditched Bliar for a fucking mental retard vote loser!
What you say is true and makes sense, but most labour MPs probably won’t use that reasoning.
They want to stay on the gravy train while they still can. By getting rid of Brown they’d be forced into a general election and lose their gravy train money, so they’ll only do it at the last possible point.
In fact they may not do it at all, because most of them knowing that they’re fucked anyway would rather not go to the bother of having a leadership election; they’ll just take the money for as long as they can and keep the situation as-is.
Their own perks are far more important to them than either their party or their country.
At the time of Brown’s coup I’d also said that they’d rue that day, because as much as I disliked Blair, I knew that Brown would be far far worse (I ditched all my shares on that day). Blair was a buffer for Brown’s insanity; Blair helped limit Brown’s mad policies (likewise, Brown limited Blair’s ability to reform things)
Blair had a lot of negative aspects to his character/policies, but I have to be honest here; if Brown hadn’t been there to hamper blair’s reforms/ideas, I think Blair could actually have been one of the best PMs we’d ever had. In the end, the Iraq war and Brown turned Blair from a potentially historically great PM to a failed PM.
Blair was never really the PM while Brown was around him. Keeping Brown in his cabinet instead of ditching him on day-1 was the most damaging decision that any PM has ever made in the uk.
In 1997, in their first day in power, when Brown refused to sanction what Blair wanted to do with reform, Blair should have just said to Brown “I’m the PM, I just got a massive public mandate. You do what I say or you fuck off right now.” He didn’t say that; he put personal niceties above the good of the country.
Cameron should announce an intention to introduce retrospective legislation that stipulates that those MPs who have been defrauding the taxpayer should lose any pension entitlements as well as applying the full force of the law to them.
I thought Proceeds of Crime act or whatever would accommodate this reasoning. If you don’t pay your car tax they can dispose of it which is in my opinion a little less serious than claiming benefit expenses.
The Guardian have today written the last rites of Brown’s career – they want him out NOW – hallejula – better late than never,I suppose.
Brown will be out of No 10 by the end of next week (or dragged out by the men in white coats).
“Papers suggest Brown faces crisis”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8080435.stm
On newsnight last night, Paxman couldn’t bring himself to read any of those headlines when doing the paper roundup.
He just said “there’s this story in most papers. yes, it’s on that paper too.” He never said what the headlines actually were.
After having a nice cosy chat with good old Roy splattery, where he didn’t question any of the mad labour line that roy was spinning, he then went on to lambast hague as if he was the antichrist, and then had a nice cosy chat with another 2 pro-labour twats.
Meanwhile, over in nick robinson land, the reason that all the labour MPs are leaving is because the nasty private media has unfairly abused them all over expense claim allegations, poor dears.
Let’s all just hope that if/when Cameron gets into power he withdraws the license fee in its entirety and puts BBC on the same footing as itv.
Paxman sometimes just can’t be arsed and you get the sense that he occasionally considers reading off the headlines in much the same manner he did that brief but hilarious spell of weather reports.
He gave Roy enough waffling rope to hang himself and wee Willie Hague can expect an even harder grilling over the Lisbon Treaty from eurosceptics on his own side very soon after Ukip makes strong headway.
As for Dave scrapping the License fee. Not a chance.
In case you have been on the moon Politicians are considered worms and thieves by the public now while the BBC has a far more positive image.
Agreed, I looked forward to watching it and seeing the last rites of zanulabour being read aloud but it was a labour love in.
Absolutely sickening and Paxo, you have lost any credibility that you had left after you refused to silent chair ministers that don’t turn up and reading out their propaganda.
Shame on you and shame on the Beeb – get back to that’s life, it’s where you belong before you slope off in to retirement.
Bliar never won any elections fuckwit – it was your Tory pals who lost them
AND they will keep losing them because they made such a fuck-up the last time under Major.
Dream on.
Gordon is the Flying Scotsman Och Aye! Up yer sheugh Sassenach!
Wrong side of the catafalque this sunny morn Dolly?
Leave my mate alone or I’ll get hm to fucking hypnotise you *look into me eyes* *look into me eyes*
You have been fuckign warned
Charlie Whelan
Steady on Charlie! Live and let liver eh?
http://tiny.cc/jENcE
DAarling, conservatives ALWAYS come too soon..they have never been any good at general erections ;-)
give me
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Mr Balls, your name spelt backwards reads sllab (slob). What’s in a name, eh?
Regards
The Pope
Fraid not.
what isn’t frayed? Issit yer toupee?
The BBC’s business Editor Robert Prescott has very little to say these days, who was feeding him iced buns and pork pie from Number 10 during the meltdown?
Lord what fools these mortals be. Louise Casey is to be brought into the cabinet. Remember her? She used to be the “Respect Tsar” (Tsaritsa, if the NuLabs had any education); and here is something the silly bitch said. Enjoy.
‘The Government is right to interfere in family life. Look at the viewing figures for Supernanny. There’s no shortage of people who want to be bossed around a bit’.
She really did get a grip on anti-social behaviour. Not
Is democracy truly dead in this country? Forget about electing a Member of Parliament, the bully at the top will just appoint who the hell he wants to rule over us.
Charlie Falkner – a typical example – preaching on R4 Today this morning. Who elected him? Mandelson?
Doowop bepoopala dep woo hioo
Lord what fools these mortals be. Some NuLab bag carrier has just announced their intention to bring Louise Casey into Govt. Remember her? She used to be the “Respect Tsar” (Tsaritsa actually but you wouldn’t expect NuLab to understand this). Here is one of her choice quotes. Enjoy.
“The Government is right to interfere in family life. Look at the viewing figures for Supernanny. There’s no shortage of people who want to be bossed around a bit.”
oops – sorry about duplicate posting
Unfugingbelievable.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/03/gordon-brown-scandal-unpopularity-election
Less than two years ago, when Gordon Brown was in his early months as prime minister, the Spectator published a long article about how he was doing. The rightwing magazine had always been an immovable critic of New Labour, but now it struck a startlingly different note. “The sense of liberation [in Brown] … is palpable,” wrote its editor, Matthew d’Ancona………
I understand that some “Tory” journalists may have initially supported Brown as Chancellor then as PM, but their opinion counts for shit as they are not wealth creators, just commentators.
Ask any West Midlands “Thicko” businessman and their opinion of Brown has been consistent since 1997, he is a fucking liability, a vicious arrogant bastard, how fucking dense are journalist who take 12 years to work this out?
Yes, the aforementioned Matthew d’Ancona is a bit of a Johnny-come-lately. He’s softy left, but has finally worked out which way the tide is running. He’s buggered up the Spectator since Boris was given the elbow.
The next 72 hours is going to be like watching Ollie Reed on ‘After Dark’ a few years ago.
The Guardian says in its editorial;
“Only a Labour government, working with the Liberal Democrats, will bring about serious reform.”
The Guardian and the BBC together are campaigning for a Labour- Lib Dem alliance to ram an electoral reform bill through Parliament BEFORE the next election.
That would be an affront to democracy, particularly because the BBC would NOT be impartial, cannot be impartial, and would pollute the result.
We are still waiting for a statement from Mr Clegg. Is he going to betray his supporters by supporting Labour or not?
I expect UKIP would join in with that campaign too.
Clegg has been busy calling for Darling to go like he did with Martin the Speaker.
But his supporters are probably informed enough to know that they already had a Lib Dem alliance in scotland for many years where the conservatives are happy to use PR.
I am on the shortlist……..
Actually, I quite fancy Hazel. She is the best looking woman in Parliament. In her motorbike leathers, she is really tasty! I wonder if she would give me a go. Ginger hair – very appealing!
I am on the shortlist……..
Women on the shortlist: who is left for promotion to the cabinet?
Bloody Labour – Mrs Thatcher God Bless her was good for the working man AND we NEEDED that immigration the COUNTRY NEEDS it ya silly old Moo VOTE for David Cameron for more of the same, Oi am.
Remember to keep your old card and stuff it in your Sky box after the subscription has run out and then you can keep gettign the news and everything FREE with no more subscriptions to Sky TV_____________Yipppeee!!
Remember to keep your old card and stuff it in your Sky box after the subscription has run out and then you can keep gettgng the news and everything FREE with no more subscriptions to Sky TV_____________Yipppeee!!
Colleagues
Sorry for the 250,000 mortgage all on expenses booboo but it just seemed such a good idea at the time. Dont worry Quentin Letts and the lads at the Beed and Sty News promise to shut their arse about it so everybody, MUM’s the Word!
Vote Green, Go Blue,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,D.C.
I like to provocatively toy with my glasses, nibbling them and feigning a speech impediment to impart gravitas on Sty News Paper Review but hey, I’m no bimbo, my mamma told me I would make most men’s hard on go soft. I prefer girls.
Get yer blue nun ya cun, morals have I none———–see ya on Planet Portillo *hic*
Jesus, Naughtie on Toady is fucking useless. He’s letting Harman talk all over him.
Because he supports Labour and also, supporting Labour is the BBC line.
Even J Humphrys, who used to be such an aggressive and effective interviewer, has softened.
Labour has infiltrated the entire establishment and corrupted it utterly. Labour is and always was corrupt and thirsted for power for power’s sake. Never for the good of the people and the country. Only for themselves, their benefits and their grip on power.
They could not even think of arranging for the Head of State, HM The Queen, to attend the D Day celebration. G Brown thinks he is more important than she is. He is a disgrace to the country. He, aided by Balls-up ruined the economy. Out with him and his corrupt cohorts!
They are now ruined and will return to the political wilderness from which they emerged, I hope for many generations to come.
OK Guido laugh all you may into your strained muesli. Some of us have REAL English Breakfasts (x 2 Thanks).
To business:
1 That multi faced Mandelson is No1 on my do down list. That swine has filled Der Fuehrer’s head with more ” clear out the dead wood” crap than I ever did. At least I pointed at the Right people for the chop, when I was sharpening Der Fuehrer’s axe. Bradshaw will be getting my job.
May the dinners choke him. Not that I am bitter, you understand.
1 Adolph Balls is right up there with Mandelson on my list. Der Fuehrer is to busy getting off on Boobs Smith’s departure and stringing up Darling on piano wire to notice Adolph is setting him up for the drop.
Bet Adolph has already prepared his “Sorry to see you, GO,,” speech.
BLEARS HAS JUST RESIGNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I far prefer Hazel to Jaqui Smith! Who wouldn’t. At Least, Hazel looks as though she would have some fun, doing it. I dread to think what Smith would look like.
Maybe Beckett would be a better choice than our Hazel? Hardly. First of all, she only does it in a caravan or under a pergola that someone else paid for.
Or Harman? No way. She would never stop talking, telling you how to do it, that she knows better and that it is the right thing to do.
Hazel, every time!
Nice take by a company on MP’s Expenses
http://www.enabling-comms.co.uk/phone-offers/mp-expenses.html
He was the only member of the cabinet to understand the video game industry. They still wouldn’t give it the same financial status as movies. Hence Britain is currently slipping from third to fifth in the world rankings for video game production.
My idea to a new way into politics,is to get rid of all political partys,
of the mps left, one (he/she could then make an Aplication to the people for the post of Pm, he would then have to prove that he/she would be cappable of leading the country (but only for a fixed five year period) if being sucessful he would then be able to choose his cabinet out of the best mps for the job , if they do well they may stay on for a further term But their terms of Employment
will include if they are found guilty of any wealings and dealings with people outside their normal duties they will be sacked at once with no more chance of standing again LET THE PEOPLE HAVE THEIR WAY AND SAY.
Poor old porky Tom Watson, how will he be able to afford to eat once he stands down as an MP.
If he needs another job he can follow in the family tradition and work for his father. Daddy is Unison Branch Secretary for the East Sussex Area Branch which employs Tom’s half sister in their Office.
[...] that Tom Watson is no longer the Minister for Pork and Mudslinging perhaps Bob Ainsworth will take that post. He certainly has the right size expense claims to [...]
I understand cheers went round the Cabinet Office when watson resigned. I can’t find anyone who can tell me what he actually did apart from eat, play with his “toy” snd run smear campaigns… his poor kids what a dad. His office is just as useless, reports went to them and ended up in a black hole, probably his stomach, and never came out again other than as crap.
His tanned totty in the office is also completely useless – can we have this tomorrow? when did you know about it? three months ago…. er are you useless miss tanned totty? yes but I match watson.
still those that turned down the twittercrat role got away lightly… good judgment on their part that they saw through the watson incompetence and spin facade.