+++ David Chaytor to Stand Down ++++++ Patrica Hewitt Retiring from Politics ++++++ Beverley Hughes Going +++
Hewitt is retiring to spend more time with her family and health company directorships. Chaytor is going to spend more time in Court over his phantom mortgage claims…
UPDATE 11.01 : Beverley Hughes is going over “family circumstances”. Three MPs today. Not bad.
More work for ”ticks boxes”
Busy summer looming in the undergrowth
Small fry!
We need to see the flippers go, Darling, Hoon & Blears
I made a little video Flipper.
Hoon caught at it too.
http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2009/06/yiure-such-hoon-hoon.html
Nice to know that fraud upon the public purse is now known as “inadvertent administrative error”. Mind you, if you’re going to be a complete Hoon then there’s none better than the original Hoon of all Hoons.
Don’t worry Geoff, this lamppost’s for YOU.
Here’s one I bagged for Gordon
Tom Miller of Labourlist has a stunning post over at his place
Alan Johnson for leader, because he’s not Gordon Brown.
There are many people who are not Gordon Brown. The question is what merits AJ above anyone else. In all the (irresposible) talk about alternative leaders and jockeying jockeys, it seems to be a case of candidate X, normally Johnson, compared against Gordon Brown.
It was a failure to compare any possible leaders against competitors which got us into this situation in the first place. These things are worth thinking twice about.
Sublime
Weren’t these the people who spent £85 million chasing benefit fraud and came up with 1 fraudster?
The Daily Telegraph spends nothing near as much and they only turn up Inadverdent Administrative Errors. Like that which benefitted
Snare BOD in UN
Found something rather amusing on the BBC’s Election 97 website
Gordon stars in Reservoir Dogs.
The patsy’s are going today to draw the heat and flak away from the senior party members caught flipping. Its the death throws now of nulabor, they are ruthlessly trying to save their own necks. They forget its was much lesser sleeze that destroyed John Majors chances of getting re-elected and the sleeze of fraud and corruption sticks, regardless of the economic upturn later this year. They are dead, deceased, no-more.
I hope they are investigated by the police, as they are not above the law, and should face prosecution.
And it’s not only in Central Government that the knife needs wielding …
What Mr Jacqui Smith really wants…
What about the Balls.
How can Balls possibly be promoted to Chancellor when he and his wife both claimed second home allowances.
Compared with the current Chancellor Balls must be considered a master criminal
One has to be forthcoming.
Hang the phuckers from the lamposts ! :)
Know your enemy – The Socialist Hierarchy
Excellent work, OH.
Now let’s get the quangoes, starting with this lot – responsible for ensuring local authority officers get hugely overpaid on our money. Bring back town clerks and elected Mayors on a stipend.
http://www.solace.org.uk/about_background.asp
“The SOLACE Group of companies is a membership organisation, a commercial services arm and a charitable trust.
SOLACE (Society of Local Authority Chief Executives and Senior Managers) is the representative body for senior strategic managers working in the public sector. The Society promotes public sector management excellence and provides professional development for its Members who come from all areas of the public sector….”
Looks like a good description of those Common Purpose communist traitors.
We need more lamp-posts!
13.07 BBC Radio 4 ‘The World at One’: Jackie Smith has decided to stand down confirmed by Whitehall sources.
That was quick matey, I’ve only just ordered the gallows to be erected!
AH (C)
Fucking yes, Awesome news. Let’s all do the conga, let’s all do the conga. (Everyone in my office is)..
Oh great! Only stepping down from her Ministerial position; she is still going to stand for re-election to continuing serving the people of Redditch at the next General Election.
Who says I only come once a year?
Standing down as Two Homes Secretary by the looks of it. Staying on as a greedy little piggy backbencher.
At least we might get a Portillo Moment, (1997 Vintage) out of the munter.
I’ll drink to that
Thank jesus of Nazi wrath.
She’s like some money grubbing retard on a Parish Council trying to buy gardening tools for herself from the war memorial budget.
How the hell can a person of such low intelligence become a senior minister?
Having thought about it – she’s more like the local pig-faced middle-aged bike on a council estate, who lets a gang local chav yoofs ‘do her’ in return for them vandalizing the cars and property of neighbours she has a grudge against.
She is evil.
Of course Piggy Smith should be hounded from her seat like Kirkbride. However, part of me hopes she does stay on to lose the seat at the next election to Karen Lumley instead.
Jaquiboots Smith is going in the reshuffle. BBC 14.20
Oops. 13.30 BST. 14.30 Continental. I’ve just got my brain back out of the ‘fridge.
Good riddance to the “I’m not incompetent” Hughes. Not much. Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
QUANGOS= COMMON PURPOSE
BBC says that a report that ‘just speculation’ that jacqui Spliff is to resign.
What an endorsement from the government.
She must be very pleased.
Correct Who dunnit. Common Purpose are treasonous traitors to our sovereign Isle and must be stopped!
Great educashion gaff on her website here http://www.bevhughes.co.uk/about.htm
Hope you’ve emailed her to point it out? Also commenting that she won’t be missed as aMinister?
“Couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.”
HAHA!
Mind you Beverley Hughes is ALWAYS resigning and then coming back. Worse than a dying opera singer IMO.
bbc says jacquiboots going…confirmed
Does Mr Timney get movies on his Apple iphone?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8079205.stm
Jacqui Smith is expected to resign as home secretary in a reshuffle, Whitehall sources have told the BBC.
Is that a source beginning with B and ending with N?
She is off to spend some more time with herself.
Better take the videos.
She’ll also be spending more time at home after the election. She will lose Redditch spectacularly absolutely certain
That is not a resignation. Being pushed out because you’re shit at your job is not resignation, it is demotion. But I notice the news states that she WILL CONTINUE to be an MP, so she can carry on stealing more from the taxpayer. Her constituents MUST wield the axe on her career once and for all and kick that Nazi into the history books being written of the sorry state the UK has become. A police state in all but name, a virtual prison for it’s population, but open door door the worlds garbage. Smashed freedom and democracy to install a Communist satellite province in the Communist EU project.
Now we know why she brought her hubbie the iPhone – for watching porn while he’s jobhunting.
Och, take that back. Ah tol’ yon Peston tha’ he cannae ha the story until Yvette ha’bin told she wa guin to be Home Secretary. Ma trooble is that she now wants to be Furrin Secretary and Home Secretary and Educashun … Edukashun … och fook it … Schools Secretary as well. She and Ed say, “since we can get away with 3 separate homes on the taxpayer then why can’t we each have 3 separate jobs as well”. Ed is guin ta be Chancellor, Prime Minister and Protector of The People.
Me? Ah couldna gie a shite. I’ll be back across the border by the time the handcuffs come doon and nae scunner is going to drag ME back doon tae London to stand trial. Fooking Sassenachs – tha’ll show ye for William Wallace ye bastards.
I’ll drink to that.
Come on Broon, how long can you hold on? Its like seeing a drowning man, lash and mince around in the cesspit of his own shite, pushing down the heads of underlings, trampling on ever more senior aids, to stop it getting into his own mouth and lungs, there’s only so far you can can carry on with this before you drown and snuff out the political careers in such shit.
Just appoint your mincing pal as Chancellor… Its all you need do really.
Mince Balls, now that’s an idea!
Balls must not be allowed to become the Chancellor.
He’s not Scottish!
Ed Balls is arrogant, opinionated, incompetent,rude, lacks judgement, lacks empathy, lacks skill. He has poor media skills, poor expressions, poor mannerisms and poor diction. He has been over promoted once to avoid falling into the Smith ‘no experience’ trap. He is tribal, partisan, divisive, factional, biased, red flag waver, heavily involved with Watson, McBride and smears for Peers.
He is also a serial expense fraudster, double dipping with Mrs Balls, into the purse of the taxpayers.
He should fit right in.
So it looks like Darling to the Home Office and Balls to the Treasury.
Can anyone else hear the warning beep of a reversing dustcart ?
Bill Quango MP.
Your resume of Ed Balls more than qualifies him to become Chancellor, it would appear thr Prime Mentalist has a very similar resume.
Jacqui Smith is going.
An MP a day keeps the spin-doctor away.
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CHARLES CLARKE TO BE NEW HOME SECRETARY
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Lets just have all the info out and get rid of them.
This drip drip drip of has gotten boring.
No it hasn’t got boring.
This “government” has boiled my piss in ways I never thought possible.
I’m enjoying every minute of their humiliation.
Better to see all the Hoons boiling in your piss.
And less painful for you, I’d imagine.
quote: “This “government” has boiled my piss in ways I never thought possible”
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Now that is a quote to remember!!!
I think the Telegrapg is playing a blinder. 26 days and still they have the Hoons wriggling and squirming and those not yet “outed” shitting themselves. Brilliant!
The Penguin
Whot goes round comes round, it’s just whot they deserve.
What happens next?
a) Keep dribbling
b) Twist the knife hard before the election.
c) A few days off for the election, then kick ‘em when they’re at their weakest?
d) Telegraph don’t know. They still have juicy things to find.
I hope they have something definitive on Bliar and the Snotgobbler. There must be more than Cyclops supposedly putting a flat in his wife’s name?
They are taking the piss and they are taking it out of you and me
Let the toe-rags squirm
BTW Is Hoon a hoon??
Have a look at this s(h)ite. http://noleaderbutgordon.blogspot.com/
fuck my bottom braces
Tis hilarious
Nice one – just good enough to look real, but funny when the penny drops that this is irony in action……I hope.
Shite indeed. Nearly believable too ;-)
You bugger! It put me off my doughnut!Made me nauseous!
I think I’ll need to clean my teeth and gargle now to get rid of that awful sycophantic ( at first I thought sarcastic! ) comment .
A site all about Our Dear Leader and its predominant colour is pink
:D
Master Baiter has found an outlet for his literary talents at last.
I love the reference at the bottom to Andrew Marr as “a right-wing thinker” – priceless!
It’s pure irony at its best. Quite well done in actual fact.
Much more subtle than labourlist.org.
The site just needs its own Charles eHardcore Zen bot and it will be complete!
Brilliant pisstake. There’s even a link to that idiot Tom Miller.
Labour have spoiled every single sodding day I’ve had since May 1997. So, if anybody thinks I really am going to get bored watching them lot of fucking idiots squirm for a month or two then they are mistaken. Personally I’d burn the fuckers out with a flame thrower and it would be over in about five minutes, but no, plod will take years to decide to bring no charges. Can’t burn them, can’t shoot the fuckers. Can’t get rid of them either.
So yes your life is shit, but can labour be blamed 100% for that?
Glad she went. Another useless, self-serving, gloating socialist granted position thanks to not being male – wankstain Darling should go and pull McBust’s card on the way and bring the house down. Jaqcboots’s about to get the bullet on the 5th I’ll warrant.
warrants already signed…
they wont be missed
Hammer the Scots!
Sack the Queen; bring back Longshanks.
Sack Mandelson, bring back Danny La Rue.
The longer Brown delays calling the general election, in the forlorn hope “that something will turn up”, the angrier the voters become. Brown is caught between a rock and a hard place, it’s moments like this that make it all worth while. The pressure following the Euro debacle will be galactic, all the wannabe PMs in the Cabinet will surface, oh joy. The best result of course will be if Brown remains in situ because he is doomed anyway..
Darling, the Trotskyite, will be holding out for his peerage.
meh.
Hewitt always did look shifty and Chaytor is probably unrecognised even in his own home. And they will still hang on to get that luvverly bonus of course.
CnutS!
Little wonder then that Balls is being made Chancellor, there’s no one left in Gordon’s bunker. Just like Hitler, Gordon has only got one Ball.
Very fitting that Colonel Bogey is the tune to Gordon’s downfall.
I have my theory on why Balls is getting the Chancellors job, no other moron is stupid enough to take it. Poison chalice and after what they have seen Brown do to Darling, they all went Eff Off.
Is my time coming Oh Master? I’ve been wearing your pants so long now I’ve got itchy balls but I so wish to continue ruining the Country and we’ve only got a year to make it a complete success
Waiting for Gordot, waiting for Jackboots! When is our Home Secretary going to be forced to stand down for claiming for a second home when she did not have one? Plus the washing machines, multi-media systems, antique fireplaces, kitchen sinks (and plugs) and the porn movies for her 40 grand a year office boy (otherwise known as her husband).
She just has!
What about the Arch-Hoon of Hoons, the original, pristine Hoon himself? Surely he should be sent off to spend more time with his mortgage?
Standby for BARONESS HEWITT !!
Sadly, you are correct. The political rewards for failure are either a seat in the House of Lords or a seat on the Brussels gravy train. Unless you are a Kinnock that is, where you are given both seats for your services to gross political incompetence.
God forbid, but you are probably right.
The thought of Lord GB makes me puke more.
Given that it’s normal for ex-PMs to be made Knights of the Garter, we still have Sir Tony Blair & Sir Gordon Brown to look forward to.
Apologies to anyone whose lunch has been spoiled.
Her Majesty can always adjust the Garter to a part of the body much higher up and pull very tight!
We really will have to abolish the House of Lords with all these Labour frauds and wankers in it !
Sadly I concur. I have always supported the Lords as an institution that has no democratic mandate as (ironically) it gave them more freedom to actually hold the Government to account without fear of an electorate to worry about. However, labour have destroyed the democratic process so much, that it makes no difference any more. Labour have continually acted in direct opposition to the majority wishes in the UK and sought to take the piss to an unbelievable extent.
Contaminating the House of Lords with these bastards would be the final straw. We aught to have a democratically elected second chamber that is NOT made up of the same parties as the Commons. We need an elected second chamber that can revise or reject the excesses of the Commons.
Who will she patronise now?
everybody
What you have to understand is making a decision like this doesn’t come easy for ordinary people, but for one as important as Patricia…
How can I POSSIBLY be in the wrong?
She alway cheesed me off when she was “Minister of State for Health” ie health minister for England. From her frequent patronising announcements it was obvious she didn’t have a clue she was health minister for England only . She often used to on about the “UK” – never mentioned England.
Scotland , Wales and NI have their own health ministers and their own health services.
Indeed , that’s why John Reid, a scottish MP, was secretary of state for Health and inflicted policies on the English that his own constituents escaped
oh, I don’t know, swine fever seems to have infected all MPs…
Hewett is an Australian, which is even worse.
Which we pay for…
Make sure you read the link on the left “Disgraced Ex MPs….”
Sur le droit?
Quote from said link:
‘One MP told the organisation that “being given a black bin liner to empty my desk, then being escorted out of the building with my pass taken away, is the sort of treatment usually reserved for those ex-employees caught with their hand in the till.”‘
This all start with the masters of lying, Blair and Campbell, but they called it spin.
12 years down the line of the new labour project, we now know what it was really all about. I feel sad and sorry for the families of those who have lost loved ones in a war SOLD to us by them.
We no longer have any friends any more in the middle east states. I don’t even know why we bother having a secretary of state either. Never has our standing in the world been so low. We are a laughing stock.
Call an election now and get rid of all of them.
You are dead right SPIN = LIES
spin= monty
spin monty = nip my snot
Urgh!
reminds me of Underwood, now, there’s a bowler of spin
eh up geoffry do you think i should open the batting?
Now come on freddie. It did’nt go well the last time we gave you too much responsibility. Stick to the middle order.
damm was it the peadlo
Let freddie do the hotel bookings for our antipodean friends.
Yes, but sales of bananas have also collapsed thanks to the Boy Millipede.
The Penguin
You morris dancing cretins were ALWAYS a bit slow to know what was actually going on under your noses!
Never mind, now the penny has dropped and you can dispose of the Scots thugs who you elected in your millions!
How the mighty have fallen!
They are like the crooks in Die Hard, minus the charisma.
Make a load of ‘concerned’ political statements to the public, while behind the scenes they’re drilling into the safe.
Please don’t forget the family of that decent, intelligent Dr Kelly.
Spend more time with the family………Yawwwnwnnnnn!
They didn’t mind ignoring the bastards when the goods times rolled did they?
no, you’re quite right, but she’s got an urge to do more gardening, and knitting, and making cups of horlicks, it’s the sunny weather what done it!
Wonder if she is giving up her work with Allied Boots, Cinven and BT too? Currently seems to bring her over £100,000 pa. Bloody Australian Hoon!
au contraire. It is probably Gordon’s intention to stop MPs having outside interests and the prospect of future HOC expenses being less generous that has made her review her options. As a former cabinet minister she probably expects a peerage as well to add welly to her patronising manner and provide a few bob if she is ever down on her luck once the corporates realise she can no longer provide anything they need.
probably not
M’mm didn’t Ms Patricia ‘My Shit Don’t Stink’ Hewitt grab a director’s job at Boots just after she’d been the Minister in charge of the NHS? Don’t think her family will see that much of her, she’ll be off troughing in all that lovely dosh!
everyone jumping a sinking ship
Hope they all get dragged down in the undertow (or whatever you call it) as it goes under for the last time (while Gordon re-arranges the deck chairs).
It’s a wake and I look forward to a huge celebratory wake for Labour after Thursday
Good bloody riddance too … and a start but here’s the real problem; the first, second and third rule of the United Kingdom:-
1. The Jockocracy – the queer Scottish folk that run our nation at the moment.
2. The Cockocracy – ditto.
3. The Mediaocracy – the dienasty that is the BBC/Guardanista – Im thinking the Dimblebores closely followed by the spore of such eminent greasers as Michael Buerk and John Serjeant whose cloned progeny now carry on the good work of reducing the once proud BBC to the gutter of world news reporting. Not forgetting of course, Cervical White and his hideous sidekick, the gorgeous pouting (sick) Polly Toywasp. What a motley bloody crew!
Could not agree more. These pro EU Pro “global warming hoax” bastards are all traitors.
It really is a house of cards. One by loathsome one of them…..
make your mind up!
a sinking ship or house of cards??
this politics is so confusing…..
car crash or wreck on the highway?
they really are crap whatever :0)
I think it is House of Ships. Whoops, seem to have mistyped something there!
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SUM PEOPLE THINQK THAT PATRISHAH HUGHWIT IS KLEVER
VERY
KLEVER
TREVOR
Clevor Trever, thanks very much Silvio!
“Knock me down with a feather”
Arseholes, bastards, fucking Hoons and pricks – pretty much sums them up
So when – just WHEN are the criminal proceedings going to start. There isn’t even a whiff of the law round this one!
Thats the big question everyone is asking, the police are loosing all credability.
Yeah. If they were all Brazillian electricians we’d see some fast action…
Could be that the police are holding back ’till after the elections, in which case they are acting politically. Are their internal memos available under the FOI Act?
To be fair – I can see why the police may want to wait until at least after the Euro elections. Just imagine the uproar if they ended up looking at only Tory or Labour MPs simply due to the way things fell. Much easier to wait until after the elections and then it doesn’t matter so much about the order of arrests.
Sadly, I suspect what is really going on is a police force with no independance or integrity left refusing to arrest criminals.
Looking for the political classes goon squad? Try the other side of the barricade.
The Police are due to enter the Fees office AFTER the Euro elections apparently.
I dare the Fees Office to shred anything. Let’s not forget the Telegraph has a full copy and I doubt it is the only one…..
They didn’t wait so long to go after Damien Green on trumped up false charges.
They still haven’t nicked anyone for wasting police time on that one.
It’s like the Röhm-Putsch all over again. But who will be left on stage when the curtain falls on the New Labour regime?
Yes, but that was successful – the result was that all the c**ts were dead. Here, they’ll continue to fanny around, spending our money.
Go fuck yourself you stupid voters. I’m going to keep my hand in your wallet even if I have to defect to the fucking Tories.
A Privy Councillor too! Let’s hope her Majesty has her handbag firmly closed when she drops by.
Blinky for promotion and then, and only then, I am guessing the telegraph will pull the tax payer funded rug from under his size nines.
I will be howling with laughter.
Balls is only going to get it because Brown can’t hoodwink anyone else into taking on that piece of “poison”
Who’d seriously want that job right now with McMental around.
The Right Honourable David BlindGit MP
I thought balls had already been done. If you see what I mean.
Chancellor of the Exchequer & Second Lord of the Treasury responsible for the countires finances caught with his finger in the till.
Home Secretary & Head of the Home Office responsible for the Police caught with her finger in the till.
Secretary of State for Transport……………………………and so it goes on.
May god have pity on their souls.
We need a hung parliament
We need a well hung Parliament.
To think when I was rolling drunk I use to fancy you, what an ugly bat you turned out to be.
Yeah. We could all tune in to Noose At Ten and watch the hungings with Treveor Mc Scottishname as the anckor as the americans like to call their equivelent but who are mostly stunners with big…..giving us the latest news and gossip.
Will this do?
I doubt it somehow. They will be flipped to the “other place” on arrival.
I think you mean hanged
No! No pity from either God or Man. They called the tune – now let’s hope they have to pay the piper.
Latest…………….Hewitt’s family say she spends too much time with them already.
We would be delighted if she came and spent time with our family.
Because then you could poisen her?
You’re thinking of Aum Shinri Kyo (or Aleph) led by Shoko Asahara. Not the same quasi religious cult at all.
eryones angry with these MPs expenses, but are we not forgetting the biggest ‘troughers’ of them all, The Royal Family?
piss off
I am the only Head of State to wear a uniform in WWII and I’m the only one not invited to commemorate the 65th Normandy landings.
I blame “Saving Private Ryan”, not a single Brit on the Normandy beaches and that jock twat for not inviting me.
This is the Queen’s fault.
She is not up to date on the new protocol for Royal involvement in events such as these.
Gordon Brown said on the Andrew Marr show that if any member of the royal family wished to attend then she should contact him, and he will arrange it.
Is she cannot watch prime time telly she cannot expect to be included. fancied another hour in bed I suppose.
Gordon Brown has just left Sky News Studios
You know Sir Reg
I feel great sadness as your comment most likely is right on the button.
For the Queen not to be present is an affront and insult and a disgraceful act by not only the French but also McTwat who bears the full responsibility and should have reminded the cheese eating surrender monkeys what their duty was. If Brown was PM in 44′then not one landing craft would have got onto the beach.
Instead a hugely historical event will be overshadowed by the McShitforbrains getting OK pics with Obamarama. I attended the 50th anniversary and it was so much different to this charade about to be played out across our screens.
Twat!!! I really utterly despise Brown and his cronies and I just want them gone.
More likely she can’t stand the sight of McLoon and as soon as she saw he was going she told Charlie boy to go
Go and stick your head in a bucket of vomit!
Then bill us for buying the bucket, buying a kebab, 7 cans of special brew, vomiting into the bucket, cleaning the bucket, cleaning your head and disposing of the bucket.
Leave the Royals alone. They earn their keep. They are among the finest diplomats this nation has.
Earn their keep – you must be taking the piss, fuck me, they recieve money and are occupied. That iis entirely different to working and earning my friend.
Occupied? They are the best PR and salesmen this country could wish for. And they serve in the military.
Take a look at the appointments and duties of all the senior royals. Not many people would undertake duties as extensive. They earn their keep.
Brenda and Co. are value for money, unlike the trough pigs in Parliament.
The Penguin
JP, you are a Hoon.
They’ve been cutting down on costs for over 20 years
Yea Charles is so hard done to that he still has a valet to put toothpaste on his toothbrush for him
Paolo the Peasant serves in that capacity here. Toothpaste always tastes a little strange these days, though. Maybe his retainer needs a good upping.
and a groom for his stools?
I very rarely write such words as this here, but for you I make an exception.
Fuck off you repulsive shit.
Why don’t you liberate these fucking Saxe-Coburg Gothe’s back to the Fatherland you then you c’unt
prince Albert is rumoured to have been the illegitimate offspirng of a Jewish financier so I warn you that this comment is racist
217 – If you’re talking about Alan Sugar that would certainly explain Prince William’s hair.
Because I’d much rather have them than the scotch and English communist traitors occupying this country or shite republicans like you. So “you then you” can fuck off too, you illiterate bolshy little man (probably Tony Robinson).
Revenues from the Crown Estate go to HMRC – this massively outweighs the Civil List.
A poor deal for HMQ – and a huge boost for public revenues.
Crown Estates. Who did these fuckers tke these ‘estates’ from in the first place. The revenue is of the people and should belong to the crown whatever the fuck that means today.
…is of the people … who will see fuck all of it because the political elite would skim it off.
If you want to live under bolshevism fuck off Russia.
Prince Charles only ever sails up the Bristol Channel, not the English Channel
He never passes the Duchy on the Left Hand Side
Yea fuck off Russia you big red Hoon
Good question!
If you go waaaay back, the Normans took them from the Saxon aristocracy, who took them from the Roman landowners, who took them from British tribal chiefs.
The trail goes cold there, anyone got Dan Brown’s phone numer?
quality
Oh do fuck off you sad and boring republican with all the usual anti-royal rants, the chips on the shoulders and the stupid Saxe-Coburg crap. Without the Monarchy this place would be as boring and miserable as it was when you were alive vandalising the place and confiscating Christmas trees with your badly behaved cavalry, your warts and your homespun, sanctimonious drivel. We would have a Republic (boring – parochial) with even more of the money-grubbing, venal, thick career politicians ripping us off and fucking up the country and some twat like you or Mbeki as Head of State.
Yeah right man. Property is theft, anyway, innit?
What’s your address again?
I know more about the royal family than any of you because I am a genius gaming geek computer who invented tea bag fidelity and I invented
Hi Chuck, great to see you on a rare visit away from your spiritual home of LabourLost.
When I invented internet blogging blah blah famous blah blah you’re all a bunch of little shits blah blah but fame only really hit home when I became the world’s most prolific user of mathematical modelling (Newton Rapheson, Poincare, Piskie Scale) and coined the phrase “graphics fidelity” which if you check on Google is complete bollocks. Now, where’s my walking frame?
Charles,
You forgot; you are also the worlds worst Taoist.
Long Live Queen
I’m a fan too
It’s about time I was moved inside the houses of parliament, not out here, I getting sunburned.
god save the queen
Hear, hear.
and her fascist regime
Duchy of Lancaster. Try finding out the information hidden away in books.
Who owns Britain?
Fuck off JP. At least we know exactly how much we pay the Royals – unlike MPs. Her Maj has done a good job & she & the rest of them are great tourist attractions. How many people have visited Britain to see Gordon Brown? Apart from illegals that is.
“How many people have visited Britain to see Gordon Brown?”
Just one sniper with a high powered rifle would be enough for me.
How many people would not visit England just because a few troughers weren’t in situ’. Would all the palaces and estates disappear and not be visited? Can You imagine how heartbroken The Japanese tourists would be knowing Andrew Sax Coburg had to pay for his own helicopter to ferry him to the golf club.
hear hear
hear hear x 2
Do one you dickhead.
Yeah Right, the Royal family don’t claim for Buckingham Palace and then flog it so that they can keep the profits. 78% of the people in a recent poll wanted to retain the Monarchy. HM is a very rare figure of trust in a world peopled by dodgy characters. She has worked on way past normal retirement age and been a fine example to all and what does she get? snide comments from jokers who know she cannot answer back.
Sarkozy and Brown snub her over the D Day commemoration but she is the only one of them who can justifiably wear a world war 2 Victory Medal. What do you honestly think would have happened to her and her sister if Hitler had invaded?
If you don’t want the Royal Family to get taxpayers money then let HM have the Crown Estates back.
Patsy hasn’t been exposed by the Telegraph yet. That either means that she is squeaky clean, or that she knows she is about to be fingered. Will be interesting to find out which.
Either way, she was a rotten health secretary who totally screwed up the way Junior Doctors are placed, leaving many newly qualified doctors unemployed.
She was useless everywhere, not just health. A complete lightweight with a patronising manner as well. Any chance of her waiving her sign-off cash and pension? Not a hope.
She seems to have escaped under the radar. Here’s the DT writeup on her so far:
Patricia Hewitt claimed £920 in legal fees when she moved out of a flat in her constituency. Stayed in hotels then rented another flat in Leicester. Claimed for furniture including £194 blinds delivered to her London home
Trougher
Did she sell the large house in Leicester then? When was that? Pay capital gains tax on it did she?
Constituency house in Leicester sold in December 2005 for £215,000. Did you pay Capital Gains Tax Patsy? Or just pocket the cash and then charge the taxpayers for renting flats?
Fingering Patsy? Does that job come with danger money?
No but you get a clean finger.
Come on now! You are talking about the woman who saved Rover.
No, no, it was the RSPCA who saved Rover.
woof!
And then Shanghai Automotive ate him
Interesting that she wants to devote more time to the health companies she is involved in. Did she aquire these whilst on the job, so to speak?
The Taxpayers’ Alliance says it will carry out private prosections of MPs who have broken the law but whom the state will not prosecute.The TPA is asking for donations to help fund this.I am sending a few quid and urge you all to do the same thing.
Are the contributions tax deductible?
Just try it and see, matey! Think you’re an MP or something…?
No, but you can claim them back on your expenses. It’s all the rage, apparently.
LINK???
http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/
Don’t get your hopes up. The Crown Prosecution Service has the power to take over any private prosecution. They typically do so only to subsequently drop it and there’s f*ck all you can do about it. The whole system is geared to protect itself.
I dreamed a dream
Can they still do that if they have already decided not to pursue a criminal case?
Unfortunately, yes.
Can I claim them back on expenses?
Utter codswallop you retire INTO politics.
Jack Straw seen visiting a knife sharpener. Alan Johnson visiting hairdresser. Ed Balls measuring for curtains at the Treasury.What are the chances of The Chipmunk going ballisitic early next week when the Euro results are in, a variation on the Howe attack.
Yeah, come on Hazel, where are the bodies buried?
Curtains for Balls ? I’ll drink to that.
Dead sheep, chipmunks, snouts in troughs – it’s a zoo!
Gosh, if Ed becomes chancellor, how will that affect his claims for the second home?
Wasn’t she the welsh windbag’s press secretary when Jennifer’s Ear blew up during the 1992 General Election.
I seem to remember the scene where the old welsh cnut had to try and rescue her during a press conference – “They’re not worth it”
Ha ha – useless to the end. Sod off back to Oz.
Julie Hall
Hewitt ’spending more time with her family’?
Poor bastards!
Spend more time with your family?????, You must be kidding, fcuk off back to Westminster.
we need most of parliment hung
I must be missing something here. All this wholesale thieving from the public purse and not a sniff from PC Plodd. If you commit benefit fraud or VAT fraud or anything else against the Treasury’s coffers, you’re looking at doing bird. But not if you’re a politician, curiously.
Perhaps there really IS something in this masonic conspiracy business…
Shailesh Vara, the shadow deputy leader of the House of Commons, tried to claim £1,500 on his expenses for costs incurred before he was elected.
Shailesh Vara lodged invoices for mortgage interest payments, council tax and cleaning services that covered part of 2005 when he was not yet an MP.
He then used his parliamentary expenses to refurbish his second home – owned solely in the name of his wife – before selling it for a £150,000 profit and buying a £1.2 million house near Westminster. Mr Vara, a solicitor, was a vice-chairman of the Conservative Party before he was elected to represent the seat of North West Cambridgeshire in May 2005.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5425247/MPs-expenses-Shailesh-Vara-claimed-1500-for-costs-incurred-before-he-was-elected-to-Parliament.html
John Wick gave The Telegraph the gift that keeps on giving!
He’s the sort of shifty soul who would negotiate a fee based on column inches
He’ll go far but not yet in my league.
All explained by simple mistakes and misunderstandings on instructions. Thank god these people are not professionals – solicitors and the like – as their clients would be livid if they made all those mistakes “at work”!
Still, not as bad as a non-existent mortgage or bill, and not as bad as claiming that you needed a second home in Westminster when the taxpayer gave you a nice place in Downing Street and a country house to live in , eh Mr Brown?
Attention: HoC Fees Office
I have just inadvertently farted. Can I now claim this on expenses? I’ll put £820 so no-one will notice.
PS. Please shred this document after paying me.
PPS. Send cash to my third house.
All Ok. Please confirm John Lewis price for fart though – we need to keep these things tightly controlled.
PS I need to claim back 56p for another tin of beans so I can repeat the process
56p? Is that all? Please take full £400 monthly food allowance and make sure you eat all beans in your second home, whilst thinking about parliamentary business.
We have just got wind of this scam. Claim is valid only for air freshener and any 45-minute chemical alert warning brochure.
The notion that my fart was in any way responsible for the sad demise of the home office scientist Dr David Kelly is in very poor taste. However, don’t you think that I looked so incredibly shifty at the press conference the day after that somehow I must know more than I’m letting on? Besides, it was a CIA fart.
Pray that the Tories tell the bloated thieving PFI crooks to fuck off, then all the ZaNu ex-ministers will find that their verbal nod-and-wink guarantees of revolving-door riches are as reliable as a Gordon Brown promise.
I like this. I like this a lot.
It’s the only way you’ll stop them taking up their Directorships – plus the recession works in our favour. Next time one of these PFI-Criminals tries to blackmail the local community – we need more more money or the hospital/school closes – call their bluff. Not a lot you can do with an empty school/hospital.
Ditto the transport system, privatisation was meant to be cheaper and better for the public – why is “Beardy” still getting subsidies for his train services? And putting up fares, and then turning the carriages into cattle trucks.
Good God, what a legacy New Labour have left, granted the privatisation happened under the Conservatives, the oversight of these newly privatised companies has been appalling. How much have these gangsters given to to the Labour party?
There really needs to be a “root and branch” clear out of this rape of the public purse, no matter who sits on the Board – Labour, Conservative or Lib Dem.
PS. I had a look at the Conservative Blog, the one that is linked here, someone was posting saying that it was a breath of fresh air posting there having been at Order.Order.com. Something along the lines of Commenters here being foul mouthed, no-political debate etc…
As a new-comer to the “political blog” I’d like to say that this is the only one which mirrors what I hear the “man on the street” saying. Don’t they understand that it is the dislocation of the public from politics, and the erroneous belief that the rarified air of their closed debates reflects the real concerns of the public, that have led this country to the situation it finds itself in today.
Exactly.
And anyway, what idiots let Hewitt have these directorships in the first place.
It’s clearly A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
I wait for the time when the law is changed as follows:
a) No directorships for any politician while in office.
b) No directorships for politicians while out of office for two years
c) All subsequent directorships vetted for conflict of interest
d) Politicians have to prove new directorships have no conflict of interest.
e) Retrospective legislation to investigate old directorships, seek out favours given, and prosecute. New type of economic ‘Crony Crime’.
That’s enough for now back to work
God what a bunch of Hoons.
Sky now saying Beverley Hughes also standing down “to spend more time with her family”
Three in one morning, could be a good day for MPs’ resignations!!
Spend more time with her safety deposit box more like.
Not long now. Brown will announce his reshuffle and will then himself get told to go forth by the rest of the party.
Harman for PM, things cn only get better.
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Lots of media comment on Brown’s expected reshuffle – yet no-one has pointed out that he no longer has the authority to force through the changes he actually wants.
He’s bound to bollocks the whole thing up and end up with a cabinet of all the talentless.
Remember when Blair tried to demote Prescott and was told to fuck off?
Brown will get Balls as Chancellor, of course. But this will be his fatal mistake. The loathsome toad Balls has made too many enemies with his agressive, arrogant manner. I suspect that many prospective ministers will just refuse to head up departments with Balls holding the purse strings.
A botched reshuffle might just convince one minister to refuse a new post and return to the backbenches and provide the nation with that Geofrey Howe moment that we’re all hoping for.
Brown ” Im getting on with the things that really matter”………. kissing old ladies and giving them swine flu
I tried to ask him who was running the country, but he just gave me an inane grin and said ” Who the fuck do you think you are Adam Boulton”
BLOODY HELL, CAMERON AS A 30 MILLION FORTUNE,HOW THE FCK AS HE EARNED ALL OF THAT….CRAZY
People win that every week on the Lottery. That’s OK I suppose?
He inherited it. What about this £16million man, though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Sarwar
He’s the one with the son called Athif, who actually got done for fraud. Trying to pass his seat on to another son in a truly democractic, 21st century style bit of hereditary nonsense.
After the Andrew Boulton Sky News Interview yesterday where I nearly lost it and kicked him in the balls, in future I will only do live interviews if no questions are asked or I’m placed in a straight-jacket.
This has nothing to do with my bizaar temper or personality disorders but are to be put in place purely for Health & Safety reasons.
are you infectious, prime minister?
I told you I no longer do Q&A interviews so stop asking questions and I’ll stop giving answers.
Live interviews will now only be conducted when I’m dead.
Lets hope that a full public inquiry and a specialist forensic accountancy team are set up after newlabour are destroyed at the next election.
The treason and betrayal of the newlabour gang cannot go unpunished, the sheer scale of the disaster is yet to be felt and untill experts can get into the ministries and interogate civil servants and the guilty newlabour scum we as a nation cannot hope to pul trough.
Every emal and every piece of paper(not shredded)willhave to be examined, all the books will have to combed through and every dodgy deal made by the newlabour gangsters for favourable contracts to friends and family, every fiscal transaction and secret offshore tax haven bank account setup by the newlabour scum will have to be investigated.
It will take years to track down the missing,stolen and wasted billions, cash will be in Swiss banks and hidden in offshore trusts and mansions in the caribean and the Indian sub continent, fraud investigators will be tracking the kick back slush fund payoff money for years.
If Cameron starts this inquiry just after he walks into No10 he will only start getting results when he next calls a general election, its going to take years just to get some results!
Couldn’t we make it easier? Assume they’re all guilty – which is what our Second Home Secretary & Minister for Porn Jacky Spliff does with us plebs nowadays, having turned the old British Law of ‘innocent until provend guilty’ on its head – and cull the bastards? Farmers cull vermin every day in the country – we just move the culling to city surroundings – or go visit them in their country mansions at the weekend. Simples! And it saves on redundancy money & pensions.
Beverley Hughes standing down at the next election but ‘not due to MPs expenses’…… same old, same old!!!
Just seen that too, another one gone
was her seat safe?
Have her expenses come out yet?
Who is she?
Does my seat look big in this constituency?
Regular FIRST, ie highest, claimer for ACA; also got a FIRST in London allowance one year to go with FIRST in ACA. Trougher!
You know, if I was planning the exposure by the Telegraph I would keep the very best to last. I have this lovely feeling in my water that the last few days of the story are going to be a blinder – I aint half getting excited!!
quite but don’t hold your breath :0)
Does anyone have a video link for the protest at HoC yesterday? (not BBC)
What protest?
This one
Hewitt: the most annoying woman in politics? Hard to say, so many to chose from. Harman, Cooper, Flint………..
Maybe – but don’t you think Flint has got that certain something?
a face only a mother could love?
Beckett, Smith?
Apparently she has, but under NuLab medical research has improved and there’s now a cure for it. Ask your GP – it’s on the NHS.
Yeah, she caught it from me.
If she wants to teach me …. .
..Jowell…
That’s Mrs Mills isn’t it? Mrs Mills used to play the pub piano really well.
It really is difficult to decide which of them is the most annoying. And they’re all so plug ugly – apart from Flint who has a certain sluttish attraction – only you’d need to wash very carefully afterwards. Harman’s saving grace is that at least she looks as though she understands what soap & water are for & she wears clothes that are the right size for her – most of them seem to try & squeeze into clothes that are either far too young for them and/or 2 or 3 sizes too amall – ref any Jacky Spliff picture – stomach churning. Most of them have horrible speaking voices too – rough as f*** or horribly patronising. H.H wins on voice too, IMHO. Not that I’d vote for he mind, but out of that lot…. Guido, maybe we could have a caption contest or something – Top Labour Totty. We’ll need it before Friday though because after that most of ‘em will be dust.
Who won the last one?
Is Mrs. Boon any better?
It is not enough.
We want prosecutions & convictions for fraud & theft.
They will not be allowed to slip quietly out of the back door with their accounts stuffed with our cash & with property portfolios they have not earned that we paid for.
Where is the Met?
Where is the poodle they put in charge after their man Blair got ousted?
He is a disgrace to the uniform & is nothing more than another political patsy controlled by Neo Labour.
Dissolve Parliament. Arrest the trougher MPs. Clean out the Met.
Agree entirely.
How come these people are free to determine their own escapes from this bloody mess and still retain all the allowances????
We’re closing in…
* With over 600 calls a day to our hotline
* With over 3,000 fraud investigators
* With over 200 benefit thieves reported online every day
* By carrying out over 2,000 investigations every week
* By cross-checking the bank accounts of benefit thieves
* With hidden cameras and mobile surveillance
* With every means at our disposal
http://www.dwp.gov.uk/campaigns/benefit-thieves/
Benefit thieves – we’re closing in. And when we catch you, you face:
* having to pay all the money back and sometimes more than you stole
* prosecution
* a criminal record
* a fine
* having your home and possessions taken away
* and even a prison sentence.
Once we have completed all our investigations you will be asked to attend a taped interview under caution. And the stigma of benefit fraud is not something you can keep to yourself. There’s no hiding the shame from your family, your friends or your neighbours.
Ah yes, but that’s only for the little people, not MPs, particularly not Labour MPs. ‘We are all equal under the law’ maybe in another time, in another place but certainly not in – Britain 2009, under NuLabour.
They’re going down like 10 pins.
Yes, but they go down with a fucking pension more than most people earn, so they are still taking the piss for the rest of their miserable fucking lives. I have waited for a politician from one of the the Lib/Lab/Con hoons to come round for the Euro election. I have a big fuck off UKIP poster in the window, but if I was still hoping they would be thick enough to ring the bell to persuade me to vote otherwise. For some strange reason we have not seen any of the cnts this time around – just as well for their little piggy oily skins as I was planning to just tell them to fuck off and die, plenty of lads round here have lost their jobs and hanging onto their houses by their fingernails, they planned a lot more..
Maybe the baseball bat in the window with blood on it and nails sticking out of it gave you away.
wouldn’t it be best if Gordon Brown became unconditional ruler, monarch, head of church, etc then he can get on with the job without having to explain things to idiots like you lot
Three in a day? Nanny Government recommends ‘five a day’. That’s what we’d like to see.
Excellent.
This poor bastard has popped into my head several times over the last month. How must he be feeling right now?
I wish I had 4 inches too high
Terrible. His real offence was in having a wheelie bin from Cardiff outside his house in Cumbria – should be in jail for that one.
Screwed over I imagine, like the rest of us, only more so.
He should be fined for having four kids, the idiot. The fucking planet is FULL UP!
I fought the fuckers until they gave me a second bin.
Apparently the rules say you can have one if there are more than four in the family.
Like Comedy
Timing is everything.
Moley, you’ve added a full stop. Is it to make a point?
Sorry, an inadvertent clerical error due to the pressure of work.
I am entirely responsible and I have therefore sacked my secretary who should have known better.
I love the smell of resignations in the morning.
Dimwit Murnaghan has just given the three Zanulab MPs stepping down about 10 seconds of coverage on Sky News. No mention whatsoever of Chaytor’s phantom mortgage. Excellent objective journalism.
the BBC’s line on ‘objectivity’ is that it should broadly follow the line of the government of the day. That way they curry favour when the obnoxious tv tax is debated.
cameron must be itching to torture those bastards…can’t wait to see it happen
…… uhmm ….. follows …….
Even¨Polly Twaddle is eating her hat and saying vote LIMP DEM…
She is deserting the Criminal New Labour sinking ship as well…
Poor luv…
She never did a brain in her head…
God knows why anyone her pays here £ 1000,000 to write such drivel…
Hughes, too? Fucking splendid. She’s almost as monstrous as Hewitt – and certainly as bleeding incompetent. But the point is, why are they waiting for a whole year if being an MP is taking such a toll on them and their families? Could this just possibly be about MONEY?
Immoral mendacious bastards right to the end.
Of course a GE now would get rid of the troughers without their extra year of pay.
What did Sir Paul Stephenson do to earn his Knighthood?
Who put him forward?
There has to be a very good reason, given the ample evidence in the public domain, why this man has thus far refused to do his duty.
I am shocked at the complicity & apparent impotence of the Met in this sleazy sage of fraud & theft from the public purse by the political elite.
I have said it here before – the Metropolitan Police are nothing more than another State Arm of New Labour.
They had no problem attacking the peaceful Countryside Alliance marchers in London yet when our whole democracy is truly threatened by these staggering events they do nothing.
Why not?
Dissolve Parliament.
Arrest the trougher MPs.
Clean out the Met.
Reminds me of that old nursery song
“10 green bottlers shitting on the pot”
or something like that …
They know the games up, the gravy train is coming to the end of the line.
They’ll all end up at B&Q telling people where the duck ponds are.
O/T but worth it. Amusing NEW anti-toytown Nazi animation:
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=80296377990&h=HUEKv&u=ZYo6T&ref=nf
Bliar (1) gone [ √ ]
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Mr ‘2 jags – mock tudor shags’ Prezza gone [ √ ]
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m’Lud MincingCrinkleBum gone [ √ ] back [ ] gone [ √ ] back [ ] gone [ √ ] back [ ]
Cinq-Bellies going . . . . going . . . [ ]
Baroness Udder of Gravy-Train [ ]
‘Neo-Endogenous’ bullshit gone [ √ ] coming back [ ]
Parasitical + verminous MPs [ ]
‘Britain-best-placed’ bullshit [ ]
Mad Jock McSnotty, the Grinning Kirkaldy Twatty [ ]
OTHERS :
Arselickers [ ]
Arsewipers [ ]
Jobsworths [ ]
Quangocrats [ ]
Filthy infected hospitals [ ]
St Patricia of Hack-It (see hospitals above) going
Local Authority claptrap, waste, mindless interference [ ]
AlJaBeeba [ ]
EUSSR [ ]
British ‘envy of the world’ crap ed-yer-kay-shern, child indoctrination, pointless exams [ ]
Reintroduction of proper education, literacy, numeracy, and values
Junk qualifications [ ]
Banal Job Titles [ ]
Rubbish ‘Universities’ (sic) – (aka pretentious polytechnics) [ ]
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Thought Police [ ]
Bin Inspectors [ ]
Compliance Officers [ ]
Etc .
During their term in Office, Labour have introduced Police Support Officers, Pedestrian Training Officers (Yes honest) and Teacher’s Aides. The creation of these state sponsored positions have been paid for by Brown’s Stealth Taxes.
These positions were in fact in existance for many, many years prior to the Labour Party coming to power. The holders of all the above posts were known as Parents but under this Government we have seen the destruction of the family model and the subsequent deterioration of this Country.
We recently had a mis-directed letter to sombody in Stockport telling them that an interpreter ( vietnamese) would be calling to accompany him ( a visitor ) to Doncaster prison to visit a friend. Nice work…learn a language.
Teachers assistants?
Wasn’t that Mohammed Sidique Khan’s job (@ Labour MP Jon Trickett headmistress wife’s primary school) — shortly before he blew himself and 11 commuters up?
Can’t have been that demanding if you’ve got the time to train, plan and execute the logistics for 7/7.
“…but under this Government we have seen the destruction of the family model and the subsequent deterioration of this Country.”
It was the right thing to do.
You missed out:
Groucho Fiddler-on-the-hoof Darling
Surely just an inadvertent oversight or just an accounting error?
With ack. + gratitude to Next! and apologies for ‘oversight’
Bliar (1) gone [ √ ]
‘Third Way’ bullshit gone [ √ ]
Bliar (2) gone [ √ ]
Gorbals gone [ √ ]
Mr ‘2 jags – mock tudor shags’ Prezza gone [ √ ]
Blind ‘Shagalot’ Pugh gone [ √ ] back [√ ] gone [ √ ] back [ ]
m’Lud MincingCrinkleBum gone [ √ ] back [√ ] gone [ √ ] back [√ ] gone [ √ ] back [ ]
Cinq-Bellies going . . . . going . . . [ ]
Baroness Udder of Gravy-Train [ ]
‘Neo-Endogenous’ bullshit gone [ √ ] coming back [ ]
Parasitical + verminous MPs [ ]
‘Britain-best-placed’ bullshit [ ]
Groucho Fiddler-on-the-hoof Dharhaha-ling . . . going . . . . [ ]
Mad Jock McSnotty, the Grinning Kirkaldy Twatty [ ]
OTHERS :
Arselickers [ ]
Arsewipers [ ]
Jobsworths [ ]
Quangocrats [ ]
Filthy infected hospitals [ ]
St Patricia of Hack-It (ref. above hospitals) going [ ]
Local Authority claptrap, waste, mindless interference [ ]
AlJaBeeba [ ]
EUSSR [ ]
‘envy of the world’ crap ed-yer-kay-shern, child indoctrination, pointless exams [ ]
Reintroduction of real education, literacy, numeracy, values . . . waiting … [ ]
Junk qualifications [ ]
Banal Job Titles [ ]
Rubbish ‘Universities’ (sic) – (aka pretentious polys) [ ]
Reintroduction of real Polytechnics that do an honest worthwhile job waiting [ ]
Thought Police [ ]
Bin Inspectors [ ]
Compliance Officers [ ]
Etc .
slightly o/t but I wonder if the MP’s that were on suicide watch due to duplicate expense claims with their mistresses have been “outed” yet?
Now that would be a very interesting press. :-)
Take a look at Darling’s wife and ask yourself……………..?
For the Right Honourable thieving lying Members, an Honourable way of dieing, Seppuku (“stomach-cutting”) is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment and is performed by plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving the sword left to right in a slicing motion.
It is very slow and painful and therefore demonstrates courage, self-control, and strong resolve.
Have you the guts for Hari Kari?
You morris dancing twats have not got an oz of guts between the lot o ya!
‘Free Hari Kari Lessons now available to MPs of all Partys. Personal lessons available (in case you chicken out, I’ll do the job for you)’.
A second (best friend) would often be standing by to take your head off with a sword after the first cut.
Seppuku – roughly self-immolation
Hara-kiri – roughly “belly-cutting” is offensive – crude I suppose.
Waiting for Balls to be named as Chancellor before its made public.
They make a bigger crash if they are as high as possible before you shoot them down.
Pleased to be rid of La Hewitt. When is Dawn Primadona getting her comeuppance. These two hypocrites, with the ditherer in the background, drove through the infamous IR35 regulations which penalised all contract workers by turning them into pseudo full time employees for tax purposes but without full time tenure.
I’m sure all health workers will be well pleased with her departure. Shame it can’t be earlier.
The main beneficiary of IR35 was the large consultancies who Hewitt used to work for…
Zanu-Labour. Corrupt from DAY ONE!
But don’t forget all the ‘agencies’ (often foreign) who profited by filling the ’skills gap’ that IR35 created. Lots of money to be made from pretending the UK has a shortage of IT staff (- most of the British ones are now unemployed with their jobs being done, usually badly, by imports).
BREAKING NEWS:
‘Top Doctors Called to Westminster‘
A team of medical experts are being rushed to London to deal with an ‘unprecedented crisis’ at Westminster.
The team, from the Spinal Injuries Unit of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, were called in by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown after recent trauma in the opinion polls. The injuries the Government sustained were exacerbated by the announcement today that three more Labour MPs, David Chaytor, Patricia Hewitt and Beverley Hughes will all stand down at the next Election – Hewitt and Hughes to spend more time with their families, and Chaytor to spend more time being raped in the showers in Parkhurst.
D
Dungeekin, you are one self-promoting unfunny idiot.
Wherever I surf, you are there like a bad smell.
If the shite on your blog was of the least merit, then people might link to you.
Please just do us a favour and fuck off.
Mandelson is also stepping down to spend more times.
LORD Mandelson … please. Don’t you people ever listen to Radio 4?
By the way, Vauxhall Motors is now up on eBay with an opening bid of 10 p (not from me). Get in quick. I told you that I would do everything possible to save this fine company.
Leave Lord M alone to his grief
His latest mail-order toyboy was on that Brazil-Paris plane
If that is the truth, how sad for the toy-boy, his family & friends – but f**K you Mandy, you c**t.
i think you missed the s on times
I am delighted to announce that thanks to Guido this is National HOON Day. the first word of the headline in todays Daily Torygraph . Hoons are well know for diiping into bank accounts, running up ghost expenses and claiming in the style of old time Fleet Street journalists.
There is also a Hoon cocktail Creme de Menthe, loads of crushed ice, Ameretti, Calvados all measures 50 ml in a Brandy Balloon and sipped through a short straw (Yes, Hoon drew it) taking in each layer.
You need two to become completely pissed enough to recognise the soon departing speaker and in order to complete your parliamentary expenses…in the style MP’s have become accustomed .
Ha Ha and today’s Telegraph front page headline can only have been written by a Guido blogger….!
O/T, but this is the most sensational, international, prime-time, 100% organic, put down for Brown yet:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8078294.stm
Take him down baby.
Yeah baby! Brown fucked by Obama now, doesn’t it just get better every day ;-)
Fantastic! Go Obama, go! Three MPs down, Hoon recognition & Obama fucking Brown. Oh bliss, oh rapture.
Obama for President
He seems to be in charge of D-Day arrangements here, so why ot put him in charge of everything else? At least he got elected recently, somewhere other than a close-knit fiefdom in Jock-land.
I have a feeling that in 65 yrs time we will be celebrating ” The Comeuppance”
And The Queen will still be around to join in the Celebrations
………”the event was intended for prime ministers and presidents, rather than royals”…………………
You left out the word ‘elected’ from that statement, Gorgon.
Bang goes the knighthood — that’s one honour the Queen does control.
the times is re-reporting allegations in a jockanese newspaper about jim devine mp (lab) who:
“billed the taxpayer £2,326 for shelving for his constituency office, but the name on the receipt – Tony Moran – was the name not of a carpenter but of the licensee of a bar near Mr Devine’s home in West Lothian. ”
surely not a fantastically large booze tab on the tax-payer??
nice.
Hope he wasn’t buying votes from the local pissheads. Not even with his own money.
rob da dunse sin
BREAKING NEWS:
‘Top Doctors Called to Westminster‘
A team of medical experts are being rushed to London to deal with an ‘unprecedented crisis’ at Westminster.
The team, from the Spinal Injuries Unit of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, were called in by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown after recent trauma in the opinion polls. The injuries the Government sustained were exacerbated by the announcement today that three more Labour MPs, David Chaytor, Patricia Hewitt and Beverley Hughes will all stand down at the next Election – Hewitt and Hughes to spend more time with their families, and Chaytor to spend more time being raped in the showers in Parkhurst.A team of medical experts are being rushed to London to deal with an ‘unprecedented crisis’ at Westminster.
The team, from the Spinal Injuries Unit of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, were called in by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown after recent trauma in the opinion polls. The injuries the Government sustained were exacerbated by the announcement today that three more Labour MPs, David Chaytor, Patricia Hewitt and Beverley Hughes will all stand down at the next Election – Hewitt and Hughes to spend more time with their families, and Chaytor to spend more time being raped in the showers in Parkhurst.
Oops. Sorry, that wasn’t supposed to be posted twice.
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Fuck off Dungeekin
That wasn’t supposed to be posted once.
It’s shite.
Sod the lamposts. Take em to the nearest forest. Epping would do nicely.
Good idea, a few deciduous trees would like marvelous around my moat.
Keep pushing, keep pushing – you’re doing really well.
Send three and fourpence. We’re going to a dance.
Changed my mind-send reinforcements, were going to advance!
Send for the servants, we’re going to La France
Good one! Queeny certainly has more right to go to France than Cyclops – at least she served in the Forces. What has Cyclops ever done for the country, apart from ruining & bankrupting it that is.
Nearly all our best men are dead. Chaytor, Hewitt, Hughes. I’m not feeling well myself.
Told you that last night’s Bombay Doorsopen take-away would go straight through.
I hear John Lewis are delivering a much smaller cabinet (the size of a minibar) and a table to Number 10, on the basis there are only a few honest MP’s left from which a new cabinet can be formed after the thrashing Labour will be getting in the Euro & some local government elections later this week.
The weather man has confirmed it will be cold and raining on polling day so few die-hard labour voters will venture out, others are advised to ensure they do not show any bias and to place a single cross in each of the boxes presented to ensure balance and fair play. Twitter hashtag #GoBro NOW! – if you are into Twitter..
Good riddance to Chaytor and Hughes. As for Hewitt, she was one of the worst ministers among a bad lot and how she has been able to secure positions as a director of even a whelk stall is totally beyond my comprehension, unless she is providing corrupt inside information and “fixes” for them! She is a disgrace to politics, business and everything that I can think of!
… and she is bleedin’ ugly. My beer always goes off suddenly if her name is mentioned. Same goes for that Beckett hound.
Melanie Johnson – good riddance to a waste of Oxygen.
She was ahead of the troughers in plying the “I was comatose” defence, claiming ignorance of a Romanian visa scam that she was proved to have been briefed about a year earlier. What a turkey. Her pre-Parliamentary “career” consisted of a lectureship in grievance studies at the University of Noddy, (qv Tony McNulty: bullshit artist).
She was bred in the same Blair Babe chimp farm as the likes of Melanie Johnson and Rosie Cooper: bimbos who could not even be relied on to read out a “Will the Prime Minister rejoice with me …?” plant question at PMQs without holding the cue card upside down or stumbling over disyllables and wetting themselves for an encore.
Piss off, Melanie, you waste of space.
Erk. For Melanie Johnson, read Beverley Hughes. I cannot tell them apart. I literally cannot tell any of them apart.
They are just one oozing, undifferentiated mass of protoplasm with eye-balls on stalks, spewed in a projectile from the mouth of hell.
Still, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Tony McNulty will be out on his arse by Friday. Shifty looking tosser, never trusted him.
Andy… A star is born! Your post(s) have given me some of the biggest belly laughs of the year. How about Simon Heffer’s job when he becomes an MP?
As Prime Minsta inWaiting, I think we should bring a lighter note to proceedings, – something the cheer the grumpy old men up.
So me ‘n Jake – ‘n anyone else we can rope in – are gonna get boob jobs done – so, in the hot wevva, when we’re wearin skimpy blarses, – the blokes will notice us .
Good innit?
If you regard making the reader’s stomach churn at the very thought as ‘good innit’ then yes, otherwise, no.
So The Indepedent says the Gorgon must go and Guardian says vote LibDem.
Nokia avoidance will be the time consuming activity in the Downing Strasse bunker from today through to at least Monday,when a private ambulance will arrive to take the Gorgon off to keep Ms Boyle company in The Priory.
Reminder to self: Buy more Nokia shares.
:-)
The Independent ??
They are all ratting on the sinking Labour sinking ship now ??
Where have they been all these years ??
The Independent does not have an ounce of credibility…
Following Adam Boultons interview with Brown on Sky. It takes very little thought to cast one’s thoughts back to pre 2004 and Brown’s thirst for power. It is clear that he and Balls came up with the scheme for flipping and a change to the expenses rule in 2004. This undoubtedly provided huge support and popularity, from MPs (making money within the new rules)for Brown’s push for power against Tony Blair. The whole of this expenses affair can be laid at the door of Browns cabal. They appealed to the most mendacious elements of cabinet and backbench colleagues on the Labour party.His anger at Boulton’s initial questionning gives one the impression of yet another ‘plausible deniability’. In my view if this claim can be supported then it amounts to a virtual criminal conspiracy to defraud the taxpayer. It is hardly surprising that the police have not already been involved as they are being encouraged to look at individual claims. (not I may add by the Labour Party). This whole affair stinks to high heaven and calls into question the whole of the political class as well as the government of the day. It may only take pressure on one high profile casuality (Hoon or Darling)to be criminally investigated for defrauding the taxpayer to provide the beginnings of a trail of the worst corruption to come to light in British History. I will not hold my breath however, too many vested interests ensure a resounding silence in the face of the British electorate.
It all started in Browns head.
Would also explain why Brown leaned so hard on Michael Martin to fight the expenses FoI requests.
The twat is personally responsible for creating the whole shambles.
It’s like investigating Al Capone’s tax arrangements.
Unfortunately, probably no paper trail leading back to Brown. He’s way back behind the defensive wall of bodies, as usual.
Got it in one John!
Maybe the Quincunx knows just what a load of Balls lies behind this story….
Might I suggest a new twist to a well worn phrase:
“Hell hath no fury like an MP scorned” – I live in hope that Brown’s ‘little helpers’ won’t merely go quietly…
Boulton was right – the change ALLOWED the fraud to happen.
Gorgon kept saying it wasn’t intentional. Weak, pathetic defence. He knew full well that if he dangled temptation in front of people, a good number of them would take it.
Quite right
As I have repeatedly said
THIS WAS A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY BY NEW LABOUR LED BY BROWN, BALLS, MANDELSON AND CHIEF WHIP BROWN TO DELIBERATELY CORRUPT BOTH HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT AND STEAL FROM THE BRITISH PUBLIC
WE MIGHT CALL THEM THE GORBALS GANG (THEY HAVE THE RIGHT BACKGROUND)
AND THE SPEAKER GORBALS COVER UP WAS EQUALLY APPALLING
IT MAKES RICHARD NIXON LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL…
I reckon you are right on the money… watching that Boulton interview was like watching a seasoned hood being interviewed by the Plod. He even said, “You can’t prove it” implying there was an ‘it’ to prove.
Perfect way to bribe your way into getting rid of another partner in crime. Blair was as bad as the rest of them, but at least had some veneer of personality which lulled the public. I’m quite sure Brown used blackmail to get him to go. Sends a shiver down one’s spine.
Darling can’t do basic arithmetic:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190212/Alistair-Darling-admits-getting-expenses-sums-wrong-Gordon-Brown-hints-explosive-reshuffle.html
Is there a position where no maths are required?
The Fees Office has had a vacancy for 13 years ever since the chap with the abacus ran off with the tea lady. No-one else can work the thing.
I wonder what promises have been agreed over the last three weeks.
Arise Lord Chaytor, Lady Hewitt and Hodge?
Would you like a blindfold?
Can we have a totaliser (per party) of retirees (hurt), please?
Sorry, numbers are not my strong suit.
Sorry to everyone I got my sums wrong again
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/MPs-Expenses-Alistair-Darling-Gets-His-Sums-Wrong-And-Will-To-Repay-668/Article/200906115293606?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15293606_MPs_Expenses%3A_Alistair_Darling_Gets_His_Sums_Wrong_And_Will_To_Repay_%3F668
As far I’m concerned none of you need to pay any more tax for the rest of your lives.
Best Regards
Did I hear correctly on the DP that tomorrow is the final day of the expenses exposure in the Telegraph?
yes i heard it too….hope they make the last day a good one
Balls and Coops. fingers crossed….
I heard a couple of days ago that the Telegraph had only worked its way through about one third of the expense claims.
I have a feeling we will be getting further instalments in due course.
He said ‘Tomorrow is the last day. Probably.’
A bunker briefing:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/benedict_brogan/blog/2009/06/02/royal_dday_compromise_imminent
I think HMQ should simply invite Obama for tea afterwards at Windsor so he can tell her all about it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/5428769/Prince-of-Wales-to-attend-65th-D-Day-anniversary.html
Obama for teh win!
Will none of these MP’s start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play?
You are Jonathan Aitkin, and I claim my £5.00
Can I have a receipt for that?
Just one of today’s whacky headlines:
“Woman Too Stupid to Keep Child”
and of course, the full force of ‘the system’ swings into action as there are so many snouts in the ’systemic troughing hierarchy’ not to pursue such a money-spinning ‘gift’ from this unfortunate situation, paid for, as always, by you and me…
I suggest:
“Prime Mentalist Too Stupid to ‘Run’ Country”
but looks what happens – NOTHING!
Couldn’t believe that. Especially as in my line of work I regularly meet mothers and fathers who are too thick/criminally minded/lazy/dirty to look after their pitbulls let alone their (many) children. I thought the system was bent on encouraging reproduction in those circumstances, and making the rest of us pay for it….
(not that you need to be in my line of work, thinking about it. You need only to go into any town centre on a saturday night, or on a flight to Tenerife, for a good sample).
Why am I awaiting moderation Guido?
Because you must be a naughty sexist girl !!
‘fraid you’ve been fingered NewGirl (now then, now then)
Once your nick is fingered everything gets inspected. If you know what I mean…
I concur and approve of this post
Boris what’s wrong with being sexy?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
xxxooo
Nothing love. Show us your tits.
Like the attitude!
I say you are Nigel Tufnell and I claim my five pounds.
Is it cuz Guido has a pitbull?
Called Thick as Thieves, perhaps? I suspect Tat may be a sinister alter ego of Guido’s.
Site’s fucked again. Why do we bother?
Please accept a full refund, etc.
Miss, would you like to accompany me down to the station? Only the lads on the late shift would like to take down your particulars.
What is George Osborne?
The target of your pathetic one-man struggle to smear him it seems.
Piss off you stupid leftist twat – your days are numbered. People are no longer interested in Labour lies, smears or propaganda.
Where is he?
George Frogspawn that is.
That’s it numbskull you doff your cap and pull your forelock like a good little serf.
He’s top drawer, Etonian, sex on a stick.
I fell in love about a year ago when I saw him lounging on the front bench, scowling at the clapped-out, fat, charmless, Hibernian rough trade opposite. Yum City.
The next Prime Ministers’ mate.
Yes a Prime Mate!
You are Richard Timney and I claim my £5
‘Ere, stop messin’ abaht!
The mps on DP just now were really trying to make the Telegraph guy have it. They were lke whining schoolgirls ,what set of wankers.
I though Howard had a fair point. I do think the Tgraph got enough genuine dirt without trying to muckrake where not justified.
If they’ve misused their expenses it’s justified. They’ve only themselves to blame, each & every one of them knew exactly what they’d done and instead of holding up thir hands & resigning at the beginning, they’ve tried to hang on & prevaricate & now it’s all coming back to bite them. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch.
If there is nothing wrong with State funds finding their way (entirely properly, I’m sure; it’s just that apparently it’s a secret) into party bank accounts, why was Howard so upset about it?
How many other ways are there for the liblabcons to get the public to pay for their political activities?
BREAKING NEWS – JACQUI SMITH TO RESIGN FROM CABINET THIS WEEK.
Source – Joey Jones, Sky News
Deep Joy! Oh yes!
That’s ten quid a month saved on videos then
another piggy gone
Can’t even go out for a piss without another one going.
Surely this pre-empts the reshuffle and destroys any remaining shred of Brown’s credibility.
She is only resigning to avoid being kicked out. Labour are already conniving and plotting to try to survive the debacle facing them on Friday.
The only thing they should be planning to announce is the General Election.
What do we want? A General Election!
When do we want it? Now!
Yet another piece of very good news today.
Does that mean she will have no further need for a husband?
Home Secretary to stand down at next re-shuffle – SKY NEWS!
Good job I escaped with my chipolata before all this brown stuff hit the fan.
Johnny Two Jags ? Huh !! Johnny Two secs more like !
Suggestions please for headlines should he make it:-
Balls up
it’s Balls
Balls for Striker ( No 11….geddit)
The Economy, it’s Balls
Darling down, Balls up.
Gordon finally makes a decision, it’s Balls
If the answer is Balls, WTF is the question?
Who’s going to be the next minister to resign his seat for fraud?
The Sub-Prime Minister? Over his flat/Grace & Favour homes shenanigans?
What hangs from Gordon Brown’s dick.
Trouble is its just too easy….
well i think we need an election otherwise you will have ministers and MP kicking thier heels until the election not doing any good and feeling that if they are going then they can mess around and rebel all they like. come on gordon call an election make my MP work for me, by allowing me to vote against him and make him get a job flipping burgers in Mcdonalds. well they are all good flippers so employment in Mcdonalds should come easy to them.
Westminster should be renamed : how about The Dolphinarium ?
Oh frabjous day – Smith going to spend more time with her husband on the sofa
Calooh! Callay!
I’m chortling in my joy :-))
they can watch porn together – at their own expense.
Good news, Sky news is reporting that Jacqui Smith is to resign….
BBC News is claiming she told Gordon two moths ago that she wished to stand down from being Home Secretary… Oh really?
I know a week is a long time in politics, but a moth?
It’ll fly by.
Without bi-elections it means nothing. We pay them for another year. We pay them a golden good bye.
Sod by-elections, give us a general election Gordo.
But what a day so far, and it’s still lunchtime. How many more today to go??
Wooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
SKY are saying Jaqui Smith to RESIGN! Another scalp … are the cabinet going to resign?
Jacqui Smith to resign – Sky
Jackie oh why go so soon?
Beverely Hughes MP prior to being Boy Balls’ Goffer was
WAIT FOR IT
A PROBATION OFFICER !!!
She might find herself being “probated” I fink !
Get the handcuffs!
Vince Cable on DP has an interesting way of dividing the MPs, “… those who were committing fraud, those who had fraudulent intent but were within the rules and those with no fraudulent intent at all.”
I do not see much difference between the first two groups, if anything the second category shows lack of application and drive. Both should be removed from parliament immediately with no golden parachute.
Michael Howard attacking the Telegraph reporter shows that MPs still believe that if they follow the “within the rules” defence they are safe.
The public anger is still not registering. What can be done to get through to them?
how can there be no election with all these MPs standing down
its a CARRY ON GOV movie
Jacqui Smith is to step down as Home Secretary on a day of crisis for Labour.
yes yes yes they are doomed election this autumn my prediction
Would you want a President like Blair or unelected Brown, history will judge them to be failures who damaged this country, thank god for the Queen who is beyond reproach.
Well said. The Queen represents continuity. The systems of state and population stay but the politicians change to reflect the mood of the moment.
Take Germany one of the the top five economies can you name their head of state?
Adolf Ball’s and his side kick Yvette Goebbels?
errr…. the Kaiser?
Yup Horst Köhler !!
God Save Me
You rang?
It is easier for camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich woman to enter te gates of heaven
I’ve found it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for me to enter a rich woman.
I’ll second that, the people are being reminded why we have a monarch as head of state.
Until the hidden imam replaces your seedy christian heresy with the caliphate. inshallah you stupid English bastards
“The hidden imam”, eh? Is that the bomb strapped inside your jacket, or is it just the Prophet Mohammed hanging around a school playground?
And pray to god she lives forever.
Is Charlie beyond reproach?
No, he’s behind the sofa
Martha Kearney just ripped Harriet Harman a new arsehole on Radio 4. Harman was left furious and full of empty bluster.
BTW It’s strange how all these Labour women, Smith, Hewitt, and Hughes, are announcing their resignations at the same time. It seems to be an organised protest against Brown.
Lol check out the panic at Labour List.
Although, that old stalwart of Labour delusion Charles Harwidge is predicting happy days are here again for Labour.
Link here – from about 12 mins in http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kn1bd/World_at_One_02_06_2009/
Heard it – excellent. Martha should have got the job that Nick the Robinson snatched from under her nose.
Monarchs and princes have always played away. The vein of respectability that runs through out society’s mentality is a Victorian abstract. Some times our society is rather like a teenager than thinks it has invented sex.
Compare Prince Charles’ life to Blair’s, Brown’s, or even Cameron. Served his country, has deep knowledge of architect and agriculture, grasp of world issues etc.
Compare Princess Anne to Cherie Blair or even Diana. The Princess Royal hasn’t just been a mouthpiece for the charities she represents she has actually spent got her hands dirty driving aid lorries etc.
Prince Philip speaks his mind. Guess so do most men his own age. I think they have right…..
A lot accuse the Royals of being different. But as soon as they act normally get divorced or whatever they are pilloried for not being moral.
One final thought. Prince Harry a bit of lad yes. Campaigns to go with his men to war. A war that Blair took us into. Euan Blair? He goes to be an intern in Washington probably getting drunk every night and getting the odd BJ.
Perhaps I come over as very monarchist. But I know my history. In may ways the House of Windsor is the most moral monarchy this country has ever had. Compare they behaviour to NuLabour’s. And let see which will still be here this time next year.
The middle classes despise those below, envy those above, and only value themselves.
SKY:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/MPs-Expenses-Home-Secretary-Jacqui-Smith-To-Leave-Cabinet-According-To-Sky-Sources/Article/200906115293720?lpos=Politics_Top_Stories_Header_0&lid=ARTICLE_15293720_MPs_Expenses%3A_Home_Secretary_Jacqui_Smith_To_Leave_Cabinet_According_To_Sky_Sources
JACKIE SMITH QUITS!!!!!!!!
DAILY MAIL BREAKING NEWS
Iffy Smiffy gone in a jiffy. Wey hey. Woot. Yipee, etc, etc
Smith and her ilk remind me of personnel managers from third rate companies.
The growth in soft management has been the hidden cancer that has helpd to destroy industry over the last decade and a half.
‘The growth in soft management’
- you calling me fat you kunt?
Fat? Perish the thought – just about 2 foot too short for her weight! See her on Sky as she exits from her car with all the poise & dignity of a hippo in high heels.
Breaking News;
Jacqui Smith leaving Cabinet to star in;
“Jacqui Does Bromsgrove”
Directed by her husband based on his experiences watching crappy pay per view porn films on TV while his wife was staying,sorry, LIVING in her main home (a shoebox in her sister’s house).
Produced by Ed “Up To His Ball’s In It” Ball’s (last seen in 1945 in a Berlin bunker)
Funded By The Scum Taxpayers,bloody peasants…
Screenplay by James Gordon Brown,writer of “The Budget” – the biggest pile of crap that took down a country.
Jackie does bromsgrove would be a third rate porn movie, god knows who would pay to watch it. I know porn caters for all tastes but come on thier are some things that should be left well alone. He husband rather than do jackie rented a porn movie, does that not tell you something.
I suggest jackie smith for burger flipping in mcdonalds, she has had enough practice at flipping.
Does this mean that as she will no longer be a Minister, her porn loving house husband will have to forgo his £40K per annum job as her whatever it is he’s supposed to be? Slap it into them both.
Cant see my post
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
SPLIFF QUITS ON DAY OF CRISIS FOR LABOUR
SEE DAILY MAIL WEB SITE
fuck. It’s that wanker Timney’s fault
TO PARAPHRASE TONY BLAIR
NEW LABOUR IS THE PARTY WHICH CORRUPTED THE WHOLE BRITISH POLITICAL SYSTEM
WE NOW HAVE THE PROOF
AND THE SCANDAL IS FAR FROM FINISHED
WHAT A FRAUD THAT BLAIR
Spliff gone now for Darling and then the top prize
McMental
The occupants of the bunker are now running for the allied lines
YEEEEEEEEE HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Election soon!
Now the Mail has Smith too:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190242/Blair-babes-Patricia-Hewitt-Beverley-Hughes-MP-David-Chaytor-claimed-non-existent-mortgage-quit.html
ignore the description, it’s the headline: BREAKING NEWS: Home Secretary Jacqui Smith quits on day of crisis for Labour
Night of the long knaves.
Don’t you mean ‘Night of the Fat Knaves’? Grown fat on taxpayers’ money.
And The Times:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6415037.ece
ComRes’s last poll are CON 30%(-10), LAB 22%(+1), LDEM 18%(nc).
At that rate David O’Cameron will be staying on the Opposition benches.
Where is gaga George Osborne? Isn’t he in charge of the Conservitude election strategy?
This poll has been discredited by analysts – Its puts 30% as voting for Others [ie UKIP, BNP, Greens, Respect - including 10% of voters who said "Others Others" - ie Monster Raving Looney Party, Independents etc]
Its bollox and you think 21% is reason for crowing in Labour circles – talking about satrting from a low base
He will be looking at a sea of green on the other side of the house…empty. tra la
For reliable analysis of why this is a rogue result see:
Are the ComRes numbers down to weightings changes?
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/06/01/are-the-comres-numbers-down-to-weightings-changes/
ALL other polls are tracking Conservatives in range 39-41%; e.g.:
Ipsos-MORI WESTMINSTER: CON 40(-1) LAB 18(-10) LD 18 (4)
Of course, the best way to settle this would be to have a General Election.
MB you are worse then useless when you try to defend Labour. You actually manage to make the average person more convinced that they should vote for anyone other than Gordon. Please please please keep up the good work!!!!
MB. Stop being georgeist. You have already been rebuked for being ageist and sexist on another thread.
Were you having a quick one off the wrist at the back of class instead of listening to teacher during your diversity lessons?
@ 393..that comres poll is for the EU elections you fool
Nice try in fact it’s for Westminster.
The Conservitude Party would be delighted with 30% for EU Parliament.
Not as delighted as Gordo and his rapidly diminishing group of henchmen.
Downing street says Home Secretary rumours are speculations
Smith has just quit.
Amazing – Brown now changing the executives during the middle of an economic crisis – yet the criminal Brown says he is the best man to deal with the crisis.
When all this finally finishes,it will come out that he interfered with every detail in every Ministerial Dept every day.
I predict Brown will be out by the end of next week.
An election would cause chaos, pray tell me whot do we have now.
And Brown said a General Election woudl cause chaos… I’d love to know what the twunt would call this.
Plus, you are right about the micro-management. I have it on first-hand authority from a senior Cabinet Office insider that he has to control everything across Government. He’s nuts.
1.03 Jackboot to go says world at 1
Breaking News
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Jacqui Smith not resigning.
In, out, in out and turn it all about.
was it something I did?
Yes. I had to use my hand cos you weren’t here. Living it up with your sister.
Hague knifes Duncan:
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/06/william-hague-says-that-appearing-on-have-i-got-news-for-you-is-incompatible-with-being-a-front-benc.html
Eh?
And they used to frequent the same circles, how sad.
BREAKING NEWS
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is to leave the Cabinet in the wake of the scandal over MPs’ expenses, according to Sky News
Link
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6415037.ece
Come Guido, keep up. Looks like Jaqui is going too!!
Sky and the Daily Mail are stating Jackboot Smith is leaving the Cabinet
Hague knifes Duncan over at Con Home:
William Hague: I had a really great time hosting Have I Got News For You on several occasions, but I took the view that appearing on it is not compatible with being on the Front Bench. It is always fun, but the trading of insults that is a necessary part of the programme is best suited to people with relatively few responsibilities so while I don’t actively discourage anyone from appearing on this excellent programme, I would always advise Front Bench colleagues to bear this point in mind.
It also helps if you dont incite people to murder Miss California on prime time tv for not agreeing with your particular lifestyle choices although of course in keeping with the spirit of the programme that was no doubt a humorous quip from Alan much like the one about his expenses claim?
Smith – has she or hasn’t she?
Her problem now is that it’s too late. If she has resigned a couple of months ago, paid money back, sacked her husband, put her housing arrangments in order, and oh yes, actually been competent -she might have stood a chance of holding on to her seat (no pun intended). As it is, we’ll all wave her goodbye when she goes and hope that she gets a decent job as, say, deputy manager of a shop in Redditch.
Woolworths?
Woolworths ? Sorry closed at Christmas – she can try Poundland instead
Ann Summers have openings.
Out of power? Try Duracell!
+++ David Chaytor to Stand Down +++
+++ Patrica Hewitt Retiring from Politics +++
+++ Beverley Hughes Going +++
ADD Jackboot Smith
woohoo! I laughed so hard I popped a grape!
BBC Radio 4 -
“there is a sense that Gordon Brown is no longer in control of events” – Political Correspondent
A week is a long time in politics – this is falling apart hour by hour,almost minute by minute..it could even be finished by the weekend.
Hazel Blears as Home Secretary?
Harriet Harperson as Miss Strap-On 1906?
Has he ever been in control of events?
Agreed, this is turning into a runaway train, on an increasingly steep descent.
Marvellous!
This re-shuffle will be interesting. There is hardly a senior Labour figure left who isn’t
1. A tax evading crook
2. Utterly incompetent
3. Reviled by the public
4. All of the above (e.g. Geoff Hoon)
It could not have happened to a nicer gang of people…
The sun is shining, birds are singing, the New Labour project is imploding…
Makes you glad to be alive
Happy days, who next? Bets now on for Hoon, Darling, Blears and even Harman after imploding on Radio 4 by the sounds of it!! Where is the PM when you need to laugh at him?
And so is JaqBoot Smith – breaking news right now on Sky. Brown is so not in control of party and government. Come on Guido – get the juice!
Needs to be corrected.
Goodbye Wacci Jackie!
MORE BREAKING NEWS – CHARLES TO ATTEND D-DAY ANNIVERSARY AFTER OBAMA INTERVENTION
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/5428769/Prince-of-Wales-to-attend-65th-D-Day-anniversary.html
As the article says this is a major cock up by the Foreign Office
Little Millibum is the worst Foreign Secretary we have ever had
He has caused the most embarrassing diplomatic incident for years
To think that it had to be sorted out by the White House
What the fuck has Millibum beein doing ??
yet another Labour disgrace……
He’s been busy trying to protect Terrorists in Sri Lanka. Oh, sorry, I meant broker a cease fire -leaving the Tamil Tiger Leadership intact of course. Sri Lanka effectively told him to Feck Off.
Millipede is actually worse than useless. A Foreign Secretary is primarily supposed to promote friendly relations with other nations that will be of benefit to the UK.
Ok, the Foreign Secretary may have the occasional off day and just manage to maintain the status quo. But recently this muppet managed to mightily piss off India. India, FFS!
How did he do that? That’s not just incompetence – it is a special gift of some sort. Similar to Brown’s reverse Midas touch.
Fucking amateurs.
Obama for PM.
Says it all when Obama speaks for the British on this matter. Brown & Miliband are a fucking disgrace to their office
Never in the history of Britain – even in the darkest hours of the War -
has the country been organised by a foreign power – albeit friendly one…
BRITAIN HAS NO GOVERNMENT LEFT
IT IS AN AIRCRAFT WITHOUT ANY PILOT HEADING FOR DISASTER
Air France Four Four Seven this is Dakar ATC….
Come in Air France Four Four Seven…..
I do not receive but I transmit ….. changing frequency to eight eight six one …
Air France Four Four Seven this is Dakar ATC are you receiving me? Over…..
Yep.. That’s the UK alright. Powerdiving into the economic ocean while the rest of the world scratches it’s head and wonders how they fuck that happened.
Suicide pilot mate. That’s how it happened.
jgm, don’t you think that’s just a little wrong?
I know there’s a good amount of banter on here, but taking the p1ss out of 228 dead people that happened yesterday?
FYI, likely to be weather-related rather than anything more sinister – unfortunate. RIP
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else”.
SOCIALISTS = SCUM
THE LABOUR PARTY. BANKRUPTING BRITAIN SINCE 1929.
This board is fucked already, posts not threaded properly and all that.
I can disclose that this is caused by insufficient memory on the server, or processor too slow. This whole shebang needs updating.
I agree – it must be run by a Labour appointed quango – I am posting and it appears all over the place.
Call in Gordon Brown – he will sort it out;
Committee
Star Chamber
Consultations
Sir David,sorry Christopher Kelly
Report in circa 12 yrs.
I agree
I am trying to send love and kisses to NewGirl
and they all get “deviated” !
It must be another New Labour plot of the No 10 Smear Brigade !!
thanks Boris! They’re just jealous that’s all
The whole “shebang” as you elegantly say (in fact I think it’s a hebang !) is clearly overloaded because Guido’s Blog is being visited by millions when it was intended for a few thousand..
It’s the price of Glory in fact…
Wow, fixed. Well done webby.
And it’s defintely Shebang I was after
Martha on Radio 4 slaying alive Harriet Harman!
Harman is a crap person for interviews and we all paid £10K for her training for god’s sake.
Steady on … um … I am trying my best. It’s pure coincidence that three of my women New Labour colleagues have announce the same thing on this day. Er … um. Now hold on. Paxman. Radio 4. Fathers4Justice. You’ve all got in for me. As Deputy Leader I am convinced that Labour will come out on top in Thursday’s elections. Gordon is in the best position … blah, blah ….
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/darling-hoon-expenses-reshuffle
Smith going.
hurrah
Apparently she told Gordon 2 months ago…anyone know the exact date of her expenses furago?
Just had Harperson on tWaO trying to defend Brown’s cabinet and Labour party in Break up,
not all that convincing
Smith to Resign, Hurrah!
See it on Sky News (YouTubed): JACQUI SMITH TO RESIGN.
I’ve just got a text about the home secretary going? Is she or isn’t she?
The 2nd Home Secretary is due to resign according to the BBC.
Hoon the hoon next and the ginger haired poison dwarf – oh boundless joy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/5428769/Prince-of-Wales-to-attend-65th-D-Day-anniversary.html
Gordon “chaos, what chaos” Brown gets it wrong again.
So, do I understand this correctly – The French invited a representative from the UK and Brown nominated himself? Can someone remind him he is not our Head of State.
Doesn’t surprise me he, and Bliar, always ran off rather than face the music.
Incidently this whole corruption fiasco is the best endorsement of the Monarchy I have ever seen.
Too right its about time we got rid of all those who have forgotten what they were really for in the first place, and are free loading of taxpayers and expecting them to bow and srape for the the privilege…errr.
I don’t see the irony in this case.
Two unelected leaders – one was in the armed forces at the time of the D Day Landings, the other wasn’t.
One is our Head of State, the other would like to be but isn’t.
Do I understand you’d rather have Brown or Bliar as our Head of State?
Well said.
Guido, shouldn’t you add a ‘Twat Watch’ tag to this lot?
Or are you mellowing in this slice of vindication?
MPs and the Police between them have destroyed the Welfare State.
In the absence of any police activity, who will report benefit fraud?
Who will not feel that the system demands that they rip the State off at every opportunity?
As a Russian friend said to me,
“The Government steals off us; we steal off the Government, it’s the way the system works, but it’s not our choice, it has been imposed on us.”
It is both Ironic and fitting that a Labour Government destroyed the Welfare State.
If only they had destroyed the most damaging thing the government ever did (the failure reward and encouragement system called the “welfare” state).
HARMAN BEING FUCKED LIVE ON RADIO FOUR – WHO SAID THE BBC ARE PRO LABOUR – THIS MARTHA AIN’T!!!!!
I think Al Jebeeba is getting the message loud and clear..
Thanks to blogs like Guido’s…
We will wind the fucking organisation up if they are just a Criminal New Labour mouthpiece like Pravda….
For the first time ever Martha has me nursing a semi
Labour have just been ripped apart and ridiculed on Radio 4. Brown has been accused of having lost control and being in disarray while Harman was torn to shreds by Martha Kearney.
Link?
AND Jakki to go..!!!
as will this blogspot soon!
http://ihatejacquismith.blogspot.com/?zx=810dab2a227e7f03
http://tinyurl.com/jacqui-smith-is-scum
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Even AljaBeeba is now saying the dinner lady is off the menu:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8079205.stm
Why does Obama get to boss the Royals around?
The Grauniad is also reporting Jacqboots for the backbenches:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/darling-hoon-expenses-reshuffle
The bizarre omission is nothing as yet from the DT (though equally bizarre is nothing from The Mail on royals attending D-Day celebrations following their campaign on the topic)
Mail finally has Charles for France:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190288/Prince-Charles-attend-D-Day-65th-anniversary.html
Martha Kearney just ripped Harriet Harman a new arsehole on Radio 4. Harman was left furious and full of empty bluster.
BTW It’s strange how all these Labour women are announcing their resignations at the same time. It seems to be an organised protest against Brown.
Do you think Hazel will blow
cover?
Or perhaps Caroline “I’ve not read the Lisbon Treaty although I’m EU minister” Flint?
Hazel and the Blairites are just waiting for the roof to fall in on Thursday then I think it is curtains for Dirty Tricks and his Boy Balls..and Eva Balls who is rumoured to be the next “Home Secretary” FFS…
‘Do you think Hazel will blow’
- she’s certainly the right height, slim bastard
Can I just say how disgusted I was by the atitude of Mz. Kearney. When I launched my jobs for the girls scheme I intended it to benefit women supporting each other not to allow a vile sexist idiot to be questioned on her idiocy.
BBC reporting just now that Home Sex Smith will stand down at next Cabinet re-shuffle!
PRINCE CHARLES TO REPRESENT THE QUEEN AT D DAY. – BREAKING NEWS
Being kicked in all directions at the moment is the PM?
Great!! A man only intouch with himself.
Does that mean the PM loses his place in the photo op?
Oh fuck, what will we do withot him in the country? God, his very important work will have to be left for another day. Is there ANYBODY ANYWHERE who could fill the gap.
Where are the A Team when you need them. Imagine, the black van outside No 10. BA on public relations, Murdock running the economy, Hanibal putting a plan together and Face turning up in his Corvette with a bevvy of ladies…..happy days….
We’re losing the plot completely now – this government are a complete joke!
But do you know what, I say keep it coming, I wonder how many more fuckups or resignations there will be today??
WE WANT AN ELECTION NOW http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoToCountryNow/
Hope he’s going on Obama’s Air Force One – just to add to the PM’s embarassment.
Jacqui gone!
As D’ream used to say things can only get better…
What does Charles HardWank have to say about this?
I am a stupid sad little Hoon with no real thoughts on the policital situation – just a blind, slavish devotion to the brilliant Gordon Brown who I love and want to have his babies.
Jackboots humiliates Brown by resigning before he could sack her.
Clever Cow, she’s made it look like she’s going of her own volition and not Brown’s.
Yes very sensible of her – she’s likely to get voted out as an MP as well at the next GE. What on earth are she and her unemployed husband going to do for money then?
And why has the porcine Tom ’sticky fingers’ Watson resigned as well. I thought he was Gordon’s last pal – What on earth will Gordon do without him in No.10?
Have we seen Watson’s expenses yet ???!
The Biggest laugh however is this…
“Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, is resigning from the Cabinet at the next reshuffle to focus her efforts on retaining her Commons seat at the next election.”
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Thats some serious Hubris right there.
Just when you thought things we were on a roll
+++++++++ ESTHER RANTZEN WILL STAND+++++++
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6401907.ece
That’s Life!
Perhaps she should have read RosenKrantz ‘n Guildenstern are Dead?
I gather her hubby was an expert on expenses when he was a big producer for the BBC.
I read just yesterday that Wilcox was responsible for saving Python from being axed after the first series. He is also dead. He is therefore immune from slings and arrows on two counts.
Respect Des!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5419101/Monty-Python-almost-pulled-during-first-series.html
soss hedges
Bliar (1) gone [ √ ]
‘Third Way’ bullshit gone [ √ ]
Bliar (2) gone [ √ ]
Gorbals gone [ √ ]
Mr ‘2 jags – mock tudor shags’ Prezza gone [ √ ]
Blind ‘Shagalot’ Pugh gone [ √ ] back [√ ] gone [ √ ] back [ ]
m’Lud MincingCrinkleBum gone [ √ ] back [√ ] gone [ √ ] back [√ ] gone [ √ ] back [ ]
Cinq-Bellies going . . . . going . . . GONE!! [√ ]
Baroness Udder of Gravy-Train [ ]
‘Neo-Endogenous’ bullshit gone [ √ ] coming back [ ]
Parasitical + verminous MPs [ ]
‘Britain-best-placed’ bullshit [ ]
Groucho Fiddler-on-the-hoof Dharhaha-ling . . . going . . . . [ ]
Mad Jock McSnotty, the Grinning Kirkaldy Twatty [ ]
OTHERS :
Arselickers [ ]
Arsewipers [ ]
Jobsworths [ ]
Quangocrats [ ]
Filthy infected hospitals [ ]
The Living Dead – St Patricia of Hack-It (ref. above hospitals) and others – going [ ]
Local Authority claptrap, waste, mindless interference [ ]
AlJaBeeba [ ]
EUSSR [ ]
‘envy of the world’ crap ed-yer-kay-shern, child indoctrination, pointless exams [ ]
Reintroduction of real education, literacy, numeracy, values . . . waiting … [ ]
Junk qualifications [ ]
Banal Job Titles [ ]
Rubbish ‘Universities’ (sic) – (aka pretentious polys) [ ]
Reintroduction of real Polytechnics that do an honest worthwhile job waiting [ ]
Thought Police [ ]
Bin Inspectors [ ]
Compliance Officers [ ]
Etc .
Buisy day eh.
You just don’t knoe the arf of it moi Dere – !
Iain Dale is saying Tom Watson has gone too
Oh Yes Please!!!!!!! That would really make my day!
Hello? Hellooooo? Is there anyone there? Hello?
Yes, and even funnier over on Mrs. Dale is this…
“Things are so bad that Susan Boyle has rung Downing Street to check that Gordon Brown is OK.”
The No.10 Tea and Cakes trolley will look a bit forlorn this afternoon, unless Brown just hoovers up the lot.
Any news on Uddin? Have the Met had a look yet?
Thats three empty seats on the labour benches then.
I am sure Peter will be along soon to fill them
Apres moi, la deluge
Gotcha!
CHECK OUT THE BBC – DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, WHICH OLD WITCH – JAQUI SMITH.
Sorry, that’s made my day
I bet the police are happy, now she’s no longer Home Sec, they can go after her with full force, she may regret pissing them off with the pay farce.
She should watch her her back, particularly the the back of her knees.
“REJOICE in that NEWS”, as the Iron Lady used to say…
Some twat on TV keeps saying that Mps should get a pay rise. TWAT
They should double the salary, scrap expenses and halve the number of MPs.
Oh – and require that they actually turn up on a regular basis.
Bullsh*t, £65,000 is plenty for a part time job that requires no qualifications and a blind obedience to “the parteh” above everything.
Lets see just how much money Chayter, Hewitt, Timney, Hughes, Smiff et al, are worth in the real world.
I venture nowhere near what they currently recieve for being serial incompetents.
Just rejoice: Jacqui Smith is on her way out.
In typical Labour fashion, the announcement has come out in ten different ways through ten different channels, and nobody’s real sure what the fuck is going on.
But it looks like, by next week, Ms Smith with be back behind a trestle table, ladling luke warm ‘mystery meat’ stew into plastic bowls at a Redditch Comprehensive.
Hopefully this is just the first stone, that represents the beginning of an absolutely fucking enormous avalanche of MP’s disappearing from the Cabinet, from the backbenches and from our lives.
Funny as fuck :)
As she is “resigning” ….does that mean she has a ‘resignation statement’ in the house?
Aye! – we’re doomed! DOOMED ar’ tell ‘ee!!!
E’en tho’ nuth’n is ma’ fult’
[TRANSLATION :
We’re completely, utterly, fucked!!
Finished!!
And nothing is my fault!!
COMMENTARY :
It might appear that the obnoxious knob-jockey has found a modicum of insight. Don’t be fooled. ]
Just wait, boys and girls.
They’ll be Little Lord Fauntleroy Osborne, Wally Willets, Theresa the Squeezer, Swivel-eyed Redwood and that self-satisfied shorty whose name I always forget.
You’ll be sorry.
Tom Watson going too? See Dale here:
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/06/jacqui-smith-falls-on-her-sword.html
Nothing there except more fawning to dead politicians?
“I shall now again risk being flamed by my readers, but I have always thought Jacqui Smith is a thoroughly nice woman who was overwhelmed by the job”
I think you will find it was her partner who was overwhelmed by the job.
Interesting that Watson is going..
He is one of the worst of the Dirty Tricks Brown operators…
Back door hachet job on Blair etc…(after having “given a present” to Brown’s daughter at his house in Scotland !)
The Blairites will come out with the real truth soon I am told…
He must realise that he is toast as well !!
Great…
Watson = Beria
Back door hachet job? Do you have a link?
Just come back from hoilday in Czech Republic. Much inspried by reading about the Velvet Revolution and seeing where it all took place. Can we have one please Guido, please, pretty please! Surely you could muster 250,000 honest citizens against corruption around Westminster who would stay there playing loud rock music until all the buggers inside resigned en masse!
Don’t the Americans have a unit that blasts their enemies with Heavy Metal?
Perhaps we could borrow it.
“Things can only get better” – all together now!
just heard the glad news !
Jaqueboots “to resign” as Home Sec.
Sleazy, bigoted , lecturing old bag– and just think, if she had simply taken the palatial grace and favour residence which comes as a package for all Home Secretaries ,complete with all mod cons and all utility bills paid for by the taxpayer – no claim forms required
(and that includes TV bills and therefore the porn items would never have seen the light of day!!!!)
- instead of deciding to work a fiddle-the-taxpayer racket with her sister and claim for her sisters front bedroom as her “main residence”
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
crikey!— the small time, sleazy, two-bit , re-used snotty tissued, pettiness of it all
from a person who occupies one of the great offices of state
its not only the lack of principle I despise , its the lack of style.
“lack of style” but it just so labour isn’t it?
A catty remark from the DT, who now finally have a story on the booting of Jaqui
The departure of Miss Smith has the hallmarks of the controversy over the resignation last autumn of Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly, whose decision to leave the Cabinet was eventually confirmed by now disgraced Downing Street aide Damian McBride in a notorious 3am party conference briefing.
What can it mean?
Basically, was she refusing to go but instead she is being briefed against by the Cabal.
Oh I hope so, this would be fun but would Brown be that dumb to do that and create a enemy like her.
Sounds like fun.
Did Brown resign her and make an announcement without telling her first?
Too cowardly to sack anybody face to face?
Go back to your constituencies and prepare for ointment.
Do you mean oinkment?
Whats Beverley been up to?
Is anybody running this b***** country?
I am getting on with the job of getting on with the job. Lala la lala la lala
Brown as the unelected PM, Ed Balls as the chancellor, and possibly someone like Harman or Blears as home secretary.
Marvellous. I feel so much happier now.
Kicking out a chancellor who dares to occasionally speak the truth and replacing him with your best mate who’ll lie for you on every occasion; excellent.
The look on Gordon’s face when labour comes 6th in the euro/local elections and all his backbenchers gang together and tell him straight to his face: “fuck off and die you mad hoon” – priceless.
No, – don’t hold me back!! . . let me through!! . . . I MUST speak before I go!!!
I want to thank the taxpayers for my bath plug.
It is very nice, and fits a treat.
Now . . . . where did I put my rags and Mr Muscle? . . . must give the Chip Van a going over.
Give it back nasty, crawling thief.
Only home secretaries have a right to our bathplugs.
Passports please! A receipt will be issued. Please don’t leave town without informing the authorities.
When we break up the BBC and fling it to the “Private Equity” vultures
We will take the rotten New labour BBC website infrastructure and use it for Guido’s Blog…
That will provide, as they say, media diversity and independence, which the BBC has clearly failed to do…
I would like to complain that someone called Gordon an arsehole ! This is discrimination against arseholes. I would like to point out that without the arsehole one would be full of shit exactly like Gordon!
Does Jacqui Smith falling down the back of the cabinet count? I mean it’s a 60K paycut.
I see they are re-arranging the deckchairs on the Titanic yet again.
The captain remains in place as the iceberg closes in.
Is it possible to rearrange deckchairs at two thousand metres?
For those who can’t bring themselves to look at LabourList, here are a couple of comments from Charles E Hardwidge:
“Personally, I don’t care what some random media mouth fires off anymore. If it’s not an official statement from Downing Street it’s speculation. They just want attention or are trying to shake a loose apple out of the tree. There’s not much they can do if people just look at them blankly is there?
Jacqui Smith just needs to calm down and relax more. The obvious opposition for oppositions sake and vested interests in the police didn’t help. Apart from that I thought she was quite good and, if truth be told, some of those mouths operating from the herd probably know it even if they’d never admit it.”
And:
“Her policies were fine. They were sensible, propotionate, and innovative. They could’ve benefited from some polish but apart from that they were shippable. I can’t remember the media properly explaining the issues or any better suggestions from her critics, just a lot of wind. I blame thickie Cameron and a dumbed down media”
Hope you are using protection when you go there.
“Her policies were fine.”
The Labour Party would have called her policies fascist had the Tories proposed them; and the Labour Party would have been right. Sadly, the Labour Party was destroyed by nulab fascists.
i have done my bit.
I have hounded SIX BELLIES since the bathplug revelation.
Now is the time for the Cops,not Keystone Kops,to move
against her,interview her under caution and fucking charge the
fat bastard with Fraud/Theft whatever.What a hateful bastard.This
could be the first time her rotund boat race has not smiled out at
me from my T.V.
Goodbye Morley,goodbye Gorbals and now goodbye SIX BELLIES. I have a fourth in my sights but am still in the research phase but that I am on her case.
U R Fattist Innit
Jaqcui Smith, eh?
Thank god she’s going. Love how Harman responded to the news…
“It is not the wheels falling off the government.”
Nice to see she’s in touch with reality as ever, And she’s Leader of the Commons. God help us all.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5428871/Jacqui-Smith-to-resign-as-Home-Secretary.html
Harriet, your car is here
Strange that it is a broken down old brown wreck where the wheels have come off.
Nah, that’s the new Government
They say my smile is just like the one ol’ jaw dropper gives when he’s fawning to the cameras.
Makes me feel so warm!
Come to think of it, Brown’s face reminds me of a porn star’s pussy – well used and with no feeling.
I was really looking forward to Bush meeting Balls too.
The rot spreads:-
http://www.pr-inside.com/international-tobacco-control-corruption-exposed-r1291951.htm
Governments bribed to introduce anti smoking legislation by the manufacturers of Nicotine replacement therapy.
Good one.
Hit the fan time, Britisher pals.
Fatty Watson’s going as well! Rejoice, rejoice, re-fucking-joice!!!
http://tinyurl.com/fat-tosser-quits
Who would shed a crocodile tear for Mussolini and his mistress, Clara Petacci, hanged upside down in front of an Esso petrol station in Milan, 29th April 1945?
This is how most ordinary folk now feel about New Labour, and no one will be taken in by any “Celebrity Star Chambers” game-show staged to draw attention away from the capital guilt of Brown and his accomplices.
There is more to come:-
http://www.pr-inside.com/international-tobacco-control-corruption-exposed-r1291951.htm
You muppets just don’t get it do you. All these silly women going will help Gordon Brown to win over the MCP floating voters and the ethnics who think that women should neither be seen nor heard.
I keep telling you, as does my learned friend Chuck, that Brown will lead NULab to a glorious victory.
He has the brains, he has the tactics and, above all, he has the photos.
He will soon be in Court with the rest of the Criminal New Labour gang which has deliberately and knowingly pillaging Britain old chum !!
It was a wind up misusing a well known Brown lover’s pseudonym
Jacqui going back to lav cleaning then? Shame…. not many jobs now!
“Yes Mr. Grace”
http://page.politicshome.com/uk/pm_cabinet_have_all_done_well_in_very_difficult_circumstances.html
Now go and see to Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy
Goodbye you useless Labour ‘ministers’. You will not be missed…..
Hewitt quiting to spend more time with her family…I say piss off you patronising old bitch!
I walked past her once in John Lewis (shopping at our expense, no doubt). It took considerable effort on my part to refrain from punching her lights out!
Your effort is commendable Sir.
She has a face that cries out to be slapped.
I positively long to be patronised by Patricia Hewitt clad in tight black leathers!
John Redwood asking some interesting UK ecnomic questions , will the chancellor be answering them???
re jaqui , saying she tendered 2 months ago , harman says jaquis resignation pure speculation .
could be a non story whilst other miscreants get under radar !!!
macnulty or strawski then ??? be fun if new emergency bill on bloggers being enemy of the state , is gordons new move .
Deregulate the mortgage market
Oh this is a great day. Two-homes Smith, nanny Hewitt and finger wagging nanny Hughes all going. Let’s hope more of these lecturing barmpot females leave the government. Their partners can now suffer these gobby women and give us all a break.
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Bye bye Jacqui Smith – when will Gordon Brown step down?
Check this out for a laugh
http://www.wekip.org/
GreatBritishPublic (GBP): “Hello, good afternoon Prime Minister, hope you are well..”
GordonBrown (GB); “Thank you for the welcome. This proves that I listen to what you have to say.”
GBP: “We’ll see about that in a minute, still, what about giving us an election Prime Minister?”
GB: “I’m getting on with the job. It’s a big job and I’m the best person to do it. There will be a commission to look at every MPs’ expenses, that is all parties, not just labour. We are also going to change the way allowances are made and create a new system where there will be no opportunity to cheat. I’m also considering a reshuffle of my government to enable me to be best positioned to deal with the economic crisis. These are difficult times and we need to have a quality government to serve the people. We shall also…
GBP: Prime Minister, we know all this, you’ve repeated it every day for what seems like forever…now, can you answer our question, when are you going to let the people speak and comment on the economy, corruption and our future?
GB: I’m doing all that I can to make sure the economy improves and I’m totally focussed on this. You are surely not alleging that we don’t have the best interests of the country at heart. That would be absurd. Where is the proof that we don’t care? Come on, give me some facts to support your claim….
GBP: Prime Minister, we want an election now so that we can tell you and your government what we think. You claim that you are listening so can you please give us some indication that you are doing so? Election now!
GB: As I said, these are difficult times and need the reassurance that I and my colleagues are setting about the task of making things better for all of us. I hear what the people say and that is why we are getting on with the job.
GBP: Mr Brown, we’ve had enough of you and your government so please call an election or we will revolt and force you to leave. Do you hear us now? It’s over, shtummm, capputtt.
GB: Come on, that’s just idle talk created by the previous do-nothing Tories. We are the party of action, compassion and innovation. In my reshuffle I will…
BANG
GBP: wanker
There are signs that the controversy on expenses has alienated older people, those normally most likely to vote. Conservitude support among those aged 65 and over has dropped from 49 to 28 per cent in the past month and, unusually, the party’s highest level of support is now among 18 to 24-year-olds.
Aunt Maudes aren’t happy.
and the source for these statistics is…?
ComRes
Just cos Mo’ had sex with a nine year old girl doesn’t make him a paedophile…
Does it?
not if he was an mp
how can that fat bastard Balls be Chancellor? He’s got his snout in the trough more than the other 6540 of them combined.
a) His mate is Prime Minister and he dishes out the jobs.
b) No-one else wants it
c) He’s too stupid and ambitious to turn it down.
Guidorcs Oaf,
Your numbers are up the pole.
Guido are you on an extended lunch. Why no mention of Jocky Smith standing down?
Is it me or does Gordon Brown seem strangely calm and unbothered,
especially considering the amouint of shite piling up around him.
Is he on drugs? (seriously)
Or is he just m-m-m-mad sir!
I think the entire cabinet is on anti-depressants……………..including Brown. They are all deluded and living in some sort of cocoon.
Darling certainly looks and sounds as though he is on valium.
Darling just needs to recharge his batteries, but no one can find the charger.
Parliament next week could be interesting for an unexpected reason:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/02/mps-to-debate-dissolution-of-parliament
SNP and Plaid calling for the debate.
To be debated after Question Time on the 10th- and I’m going to be away so I’ll miss it!!!!
I hope Dave and Clegg will support it.
Surely it would be difficult for Cameron not to support it given that he has already said he wants an election and given that more that 60% of us have said in a poll that we want an election?
To get rid of Brown soon – if only that were possible.
What a cunning plan
Questions for the Prime Minister:
1) Why do you consider that Sky TV and garden maintenance in Scotland are essential for your job as an MP?
2) What is Damian McBride’s current employment status, and on what date did he leave the Civil Service?
3) Which cabinet jobs does the PM consider are outside the capabilities and experience of Mr E Balls?
4) Do Mr Teddy Balls and Mr Tommy Watson attend weekly Labour party strategy meetings on Wednesday afternoons in working time needed for their “full time” jobs in Government?
5) Will the Prime Minister call a general election in the next 7 days if local and Euro-election results are “dissappointing” for the Labour Party?
6) Can the PM confirm that the following ministers are still in post in his Labour goverment: Hoon, Purnell, Blears, McNulty, Uddin, Balls, Cooper?
And many more…….
Has the FT’s Alex Barker had an interesting conversation with the Badger?
These are dangerous times for Brown. There are no serious plots in motion. But his position is so weak it would take very little to tip the balance. Geoffrey Howe did for Margaret Thatcher with a speech. It might take just a few pointed words from Alistair Darling to have a similar effect. This has the potential to be a historic political week.
(Westminster blog at FT)
This journalist writes what Churchill used to call “A blinding flash of the obvious” alrerady stated on this Blog for weeks..
Funny these journalists are always weeks behind and use our words !!
So long Jacqui Smith. You cu nt!
who’s next
Darling is still there at the moment…do the press not know about him fathering a daughter with a classmate from his University days and it’s been hidden from view. In true frugal style and to show how much a scumbag he really is – it wasn’t until the spurned woman threatened Ally with having to pay some money that he reluctantly agreed. True story, he only needs to be asked about the allegation…over to you media… The man is scum!
well non whatsoever actually.
I thank you, for my continuing salary at your expense.
“I dreamed a dream in time gone by when hope was high and life worth living”
If Labour come 5th or 6th and only get something like 10% of the vote at the euro/local elections, what’s the likelihood of a physical storming of parliament and/or downing street by the electorate to force a general election?
If one gets planned, just post about it here and count me in.
It’s all gone Pete Tong for the Broon. The taint is all over his pisspoor government and he’s on the way out. Yessssss.
He’s LOST CONTROL!
Lest we forget. Most of the troughing stemmed from this:
‘TONY BLAIR and accountants PricewaterhouseCoopers jointly helped push through a rule change in 2004 that brought the MPs’ expenses scandal to the heart of government. Without Blair’s new rule, explicitly designed to boost ministers’ expenses, many of the current frontbench embarrassments would not now be an issue.
The Senior Salaries Review Board (SSRB) looked at MPs’ pay, using a survey of MPs prepared by PwC, and the firm was happy to support a point that was pushed by the then prime minister. Its report said: “There were comments made about the rules which require ministers and other paid office holders to elect their London residence as the main residence and the constituency as their second property. The rules mean that the ACA [Additional Costs Allowance] is used against costs on a property which in many cases has been owned by the MP and his or her family for a significant number of years and where the mortgage is typically low.”
So the never- emptying trough has been open for business since February 2004. It was intended for Ministers,so Tone could claim to be keeping salaries down, whilst slipping them cash through the back door.
And McDoom did not know? He fucking should because he used the new rules himself and he held the purse strings as he never stopped telling us until about August 2007.
Can’t blame this one on America Gordo.
What about Mandleson? He should not escape scrutiny
At the very least there must be a suspicion that he has received a bribe from Oleg Deripaska with cash sufficient to buy his expensive London home.
If the purchase did not involve corruptly obtained cash,how did Mandleson finance his prestigious accommodation ?
Mandleson refuese to discuss the matter (no surprise there ) but he is a
government minister and must be made to disclose details .
The fact that he was a European official at the time is of no consequence.
If he refuses disclosure it is not unreasonable to conclude that he is a crook
as well as being the most odious creature ever to hold office,apart from Brown
PMQ’s is going to be f’king brilliant this week.
What a great day – it’s sunny, I’ve just had a FAB ice lolly, an indiscreet encounter with the missus in a buttercup dappled field at lunchtime, and now another brace of do-nothing, know-nothing Zanulab fuck-knuckles are shuffling off into oblivion. Bye Jacqui!
so it was you with the young lady who was gamboling glandneck with gossemaring hobble skirt!!
i’ve got the video
How very poetic.
Are you sure is was YOUR wife?
I hadn’t seen hide nor hair of mine since 11 o’clock and she’s just turned up with a silly grin on her face.
So Jacqui Five Bellies is jumping before she’s pushed. She wants to spend more time watching films with her husband. Next step is for the voters of Redditch to ram a P45 up her fat arse. Then good riddance to the thieving porcine retard.
Christ – Stamps are bloody expensive now!
Have you tried buying ones without Our Lord Saviour on them?
So who next for the Home Office ? -
I think Yvette or that Phil ‘ope chap ( he of the £41000 to furnish a tiny two bed flat) , would be useful candidates.
Both know a bit about law and order and how to exploit it by manipulating the rules.
Of course Gordon is going to struggle to find enough people for a cabinet re-shuffle because everyone knows that if they join his cabinet they’ll be even more tainted than they would be as just MP’s. Then they’ll have even less chance of getting re-elected at the next GE.
Anyway why would anyone want to join a cabinet that’s going to be dominated by bully balls and nokia throwing brown? Won’t be much fun, will it?
If anyone else mentions MPs expense claims I will be very angry. We have now dealt with everything. It is time to move on.
Edelweiss, edelwei…… mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
And Hoon? What about Hoon? Will Hoon walk, or wait to be re-shuffled? I know in this blog, and elsewhere for that matter, a hoon is a Hoon. However it is not so where my daughter lives, in Australia. There a hoon is… best equivalent is a ‘boy racer’… a guy who races his souped up, customised car, or a stolen one, up and down residential streets at night, displaying handbrake turns in a sceech of brakes. You can be charged with being a hoon. Articles appear in the local press on ‘How to prevent hooning in the Jubilee Suburbs’. Hoon… such a nice name for a Minister of Transport. For that alone he will be missed…
Who knows?
Good riddance to the incompetent Smith and the finger wagging, nanny type Blair’s bloody babes Hewitt and Hughes. They’ll all be able to spend more time with their partners – poor blokes! Imagine waking up to those three charmers in the morning, even one at a time!
Richard Timney lives in Redditch.
Jacqui Smith lives in London.
What the fuck’s up with this site. Why aren’t all comments being forwarded?????
Following Adam Boultons interview with Brown on Sky. It takes very little thought to cast one’s thoughts back to pre 2004 and Brown’s thirst for power. It is clear that he and Balls came up with the scheme for flipping and a change to the expenses rule in 2004. This undoubtedly provided huge support and popularity, from MPs (making money within the new rules)for Brown’s push for power against Tony Blair. The whole of this expenses affair can be laid at the door of Browns cabal. They appealed to the most mendacious elements of cabinet and backbench colleagues on the Labour party.His anger at Boulton’s initial questionning gives one the impression of yet another ‘plausible deniability’. In my view if this claim can be supported then it amounts to a virtual criminal conspiracy to defraud the taxpayer. It is hardly surprising that the police have not already been involved as they are being encouraged to look at individual claims. (not I may add by the Labour Party). This whole affair stinks to high heaven and calls into question the whole of the political class as well as the government of the day.
It may only take pressure on one high profile casuality (Hoon or Darling)to be criminally investigated for defrauding the taxpayer to provide the beginnings of a trail of the worst corruption to come to light in British History. I will not hold my breath however, too many vested interests ensure a resounding silence in the face of the British electorate.
It would be fun to read the panic on Labourlist, but I won’t do it since I don’t want to give their site a “hit”.
Make a formal complaint about Brown’s complicity online or at your nearest police station .
Anon – are you really John? Cos I just read this post over at the DT, authored by John.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/james_kirkup/blog/2009/06/02/fear_and_loathing_in_the_parliamentary_labour_party
I agree – judging from his denial before Boulton had even finished his question,I accuse the Brown criminal of fraud on an epic scale.
This has got to be investigated and followed up – it could be the thing that brings Brown in to a Law Court.
No someone has copied and pasted under anon
No, it’s actually a generic name for Labour voters and should read
‘Thickos and Thieves’
unsurprisingly, Brown even blames the French for yet another newlabour balls up!!!
Heard it.
That sill bitch harman is either as delusional as the prime monster, or she’s lying through her teeth.
At one point the obnoxious preening self important cow said to Martha; “It is not your position to say…”
Harridan?
Yes it is.
Martha has a vote.
She pays your wages.
You work for her.
Telegraph? If you’re stalling on balls ’till the reshuffle, can we have the harridan up next?