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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
first!! HA
No EL GORDO
What’s the betting that Darling knew about the missing plane before he announced he was paying money back – for the first day in nearly a month MPs expenses won’t be the lead story anywhere tonight.
BBC: An Air France plane carrying 228 people from Brazil to France has gone missing over the Atlantic…. Flight AF 447 left Rio at 1900 local time (2200 GMT) on Sunday. It had 216 passengers and 12 crew on board, including three pilots.
Sad news. RIP
Good old New labour trying to bury bad news again.
Darling has paid back £700, for service charges claimed on the first three months he was installed in Downing Street, welcome to the peanuts factory.
All we need now is for David O’Cameron to pay back the £75,000 he used from his taxpayer funded mortgage to pay off the loan on his main home in London.
Laundering your MP allowance through mortgages doesn’t wash, O’Cameron owes you money. Only dodgy millionaires like Cameron can pull the stunts he does to grab his maximum share of expenses, we’re not fooled.
MB you are a CNUT.
I don’t think you even believe the dribble that descends your chin has you defend the indefensible in the face of practically an entire nation who wants Gordon out.
Which leads me to believe you are either:
A Working for the BBC
B Gordon Brown
C Polly Toynbee
D An utter CNUT
E Arthur Scargill
F An utter CNUT
G Arthur Scargill
I’m plumping for D and F and maybe B. D and F are a fucking dead cert though you utter cnut.
shame it wasn’t carrying mep’s on their first class flight to brussels bastards
Oh look, the wankstain is back.
And the c.nut conflates mortgage interest and principal!
What a (self-confessed) wanker!!
Why are you so nasty?
Are you a Conservative?
Benjamin Brittan Fisherman’s Friend Peter Grimes (google that), David O’Cameron has claimed £140,000 in additional costs allowance. That’s a lot of interest payments, some of which went to pay for his main home which is in London. That, you daft hedgemonkey is well outside the spirit of the rules.
You may go.
What a weasel-worded wanker you are, Mastur Bator! Wanker by name, wanker by nature!
So having confused a £75,000 PRINCIPAL payment with the £140,000 ACA which just about every troughing MP claims, you further exhibit your complete fucking ignorance by asking Guido’s erudite readers/posters to look up ‘Peter Grimes’ as you had to!
Wanker!
You smelly, thieving baxtard. Down with Scotland. I fecking the Scots. Dirty, dirty bunch.
Gordon Brown is a HORSE.
Agreed, rebuild Hadrians Wall NOW!
Deportation for Scots.
Clearly a good omen!! I am first that means on Thursday I shall also be triumphant!! Now prols I shall be taking away all of your rights (that I haven’t removed already!) free speech etc and install myself as the most important person in Engalnd!! What do you think about that!!
Your not first. Enough said.
Dear Mr PM.
You,sir, a a complete knob!
May I, with respect, request that you fuck off & die?
That way I can (finally) admit to having shagged a widow!!!
ta!
Thank you for your words of support Mr. Jardon. I’d like to take this opportunity to assure you that we are at the forefront of the efforts to bump-start the world’s economy which, of course, failed in America and that despite voting 28 times for The Hairy Hell’s Angel she still ended up in the loony bin, where I shall not be joining her and who should I vote for on Thursday….la la….goo goo….dribble….
No he’s a mule. A communist one.
You’re fecking the Scots?
How unpleasant for you.
Hooning Hoon
Darling is just a thieving little Scottish spiv scumbag who must have his arse kicked back to Scotland. He is under the impression that all voters are stupid, but it seems to me that if that bastard had a bit more brain he could be a fucking cabbage, which is on a par with the rest of the hoons.
Now the next thing that needs a good looking at is:
Gordon’s cleaning bills – why he paid his brother & also seems to have claimed for the cleaning of Sarah’s flat (WHY?)
Gordon’s flat – mortgage & expense claims around the flat/No 10/No 11 & anywhere else he’s been claiming for.
Maybe Darling will be a little ‘givish’ once he’s been right royally shafted by old One Eye. Or perhaps a Blairite might like to spill the beans…….
I have done nothing wrong ….. But here is some money now leave me alone !!!
It’s all within the rules.
Yeah,….right!!!
Right, sure. So when do the prosecutions start?
After all, if WE had been caught defrauding the public purse through VAT fraud or falsely claiming benefits, WE would be facing imprisonment. I thought no one was supposed to be above the law??
Not your fucking dodgy Scottish pound notes mate.
DON BROWNIOLLI GODFATHER AND CRIMELORD IS JUST REPLACING I CRIMINAL WITH ANOTHER LET THE INOCENT ONE IN HIS CABINET CAST THE FIRST STONE ? ANY TAKERS ? THOUGHT NOT ! THICK AND THIEVES !
It should not be allowed to repay and get away with it.
It should hand itself in to the nearest police station, the police should lock it up and throw away the keys.
Arrest him and get our money back from proceeds of crime.
I hope we all qualify for victim support
These people who are repaying are simply doing so because they have been caught red-handed. The amounts – often a small part of the amount they have pilfered – that they repay relate to the last four years, many of them have been MPs for considerably longer than four years. Are we expected to believe that one day four years ago parliament quite suddenly went corrupt? Full accountability is required and that can only be achieved by prosecutions where possible and punitive fines together with immediate dismissal where prosecution is not possible, that’s how most of us would be dealt with.
I totally agree. This far, they’re telling “we’re sorry that we have been found out, so we’ll keep the money, except for some small change, but keep all the perks, pensions and golden handshakes, and promise to retire at the next election.” How ‘honourable’ and ‘Noble’ of them, indeed.
bring in our military i trust them more than this shower of shit ! all mp’s sent straight to front line duty’s colonel b liar sgt straw bum bedier brown and mid shit man mandelson your fucking war you sort it out !
Knowing his luck it will be a part time Police Station and closed for the night.
That’s because he’s done nothing wrong, of course.
The Penguin
Let’s have serial flipper darling Darling in front of the courts, please.
Always the denials first, then admission far too late.
They really DO take us for prize c.unts!
The Daily Telegraph was on McBride’s speeddial. Now Darling comes under pressure just when McDoom is considering a reshuffle and Balls is in poll position to get Darlings job.
Now Darling, pushed out, would be dangerous on the backbenches, telling who done what and when to anybody who would listen. That would be really bad for McDoom.
But, if Darling has his nadgers cut off ‘in the court of public opinion’ then his criticisms from the sidelines can be dismissed by the media as coming from the mouth of a crook – McDoom comes out a winner.
Now McTwat the delusional has the excuse he needs to put Mr Blinybollocks next door with Mrs Blinkybollocks already there to make the tea for him. Cosy.
Perhaps Mr & Mrs B will be able to really screw the exes when they have a grace and favour apartment too…
Not good enough. Forget repaying, reforming the system etc. Mr Darling, you have stolen from the taxpayer, now just go: let there be a by-election. Take your boss with you: I listened to the first five or six seconds of his performance on Today, and even those few seconds were too much.
shoot the hoon up the arse
That’s my cue!
Were you trying to pot the brown?
Darling, Balls, Brown…. we need rid of the lot of them.
Trevor Kavanagh in The Sun today lays the boot in even more than normal:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/kavanagh/article2457889.ece
Darling, Balls, Brown ! er is that gay slang?
your history darling ! cant’ wait to get my ball’s into no11 now fuck off you fucking panda !
An unusually strong and clear position from the Sun.
Is the paper as influential as it used to be ? (I remember the late 80′s)
Not very representative of the ‘mob’ I’d expect to be there.
I have to disagree with one thing. I don’t agree with the “Do not vote BNP under any circumstances” line.
If you happen to be a racist neo-fascist then vote BNP. If you actually have more than one brain cell vote anyone else but the BNP or Labour. I may not agree with their policies but the BNP have just as much right to stand for election as the Communist party do. Remove that right and you create a very dangerous precedent, a system where anyone may have their right to be heard removed simply because the ruling party doesn’t agree with them. Remove that right and we really are no better than Zimbabwe, or even China or North Korea.
It was the bloody Sun that help to put them in in the first place. Now taken the Sun 12 years to find out they have been made a fool. Well done the Sun! Mugs.
Nah old Trevors been laying the boot in for ages. The Scum on the other hand is still thinking their paper shines from Gordons arse. Think that position might change next week though. The Sun wouldn’t dare be against the readership.
I bet the panic levels are less than the “Overpayment of tax credits” issue. I’m sure they will be still able to eat.
Of course they will still be able to eat, we pay them £400 per month for rood
*food
and beer
Rodney Rood!
I’d put some rood stuff on expenses. Sorry it’s already been done.
UKIP on the campaign trail:
I’m still going to vote for ukip and thanks to those erectors but I must say that their website is rubbish.
I like a good erection myself and having sampled some nice Euro ones really can’t vote for a party that will stop me having borderless sex with rent boys.
He claims them here – he claims them there
He’s the Chancellor – with the silver hair
He flips his prop-er-ties like a juggler on cocaine
Yes, he’s a dedicated follower of cash-in
(with apologies to The Kinks)
Apology accepted.
The taxman’s taken all our dough,
and spent it on his stately home…
(with further apologies )
At least it’s sunny this afternoon
Where’s my ice-cool beer?
Can’t you just see those ‘Malcolm Tuckers’ thinking ‘Ah, plane gone missing, that gives us a few hours – let us clear out some bad news into the departure lounge…’
Councillor’s, Oops, “MPs expenses, anyone ?”
Now resign & hand yourself over to the Police you tax evading fraud.
Dissolve Parliament – & someone please get McMental the medication he needs.
700 hours of Parliamentary time discussing foxhunting.
7 hours debate on the Iraq war.
0 hours of debate to reform the House.
McMental has no mandate, no authority & must know that the public want him gone.
Now.
Well, 3 weeks in and no-one has stood down with immediate effect. Another year’s pay and pension benefits – what a bunch of heroes, soldiering on!
“I’m standing down at the next election as this has affected my family, health, blah, blah, blah….” Boo-hoo! Just go – NOW!
But there’s no point in having a GE now – we’ll just get another 650 nob-ends. The system needs to be changed before the next GE. PR? GEs every 12-18 months? A quarter of seats to be elected on a yearly rotation basis? Those who have the power are not going to let go of it – it ain’t gonna change!
Whilst Brown et al. try to ride this one out by surfing through Westminster on a tidal wave of bullshit, we can only wait for the inevitable – another 12 months of Brown, a May/June 2010 GE and no change to anything! Great!
They really work so hard, you know, to fleece the hapless taxpayer who is struggling to cope.
Dahling is banged to rights.
I hope all these MPs repaying money they oughtn’t have claimed are paying interest on it. If it’s over five grand, it’s a benefit-in-kind…
I wonder if Gordon’s cabinet have seen the Susan Boyle news and are thinking about ‘The Priory Option’ ?
It should be a priory with special “showers” and a furnace.
Presumably on expenses.
Broadmore would be more appropriate
I see the Sun reports that Brown is offering his support to Boyle. That’s it for her then.
Well, while since4 he’s submitting a cheque maybe he should attach it to his resignation?
HANG THE FUCKER!
I love it when you talk sexy. Do you have hand-cuffs in your bedside cabinet?
But not until he is dead. Cut him down early, then rip his bowels out while he is still alive (drawing). Then cut his head off and display it on a spike. Cut the remains into 4 (quartering) and distribute them widely around the country in gibbets to deter other politicians, and to provide a benefit to crows.
The Penguin
sir i like your thinking
Nah.
Too quick.
The Japanese are a ghastly bunch, are they?
Too true sir cads to a man!
Yes but the japs took honour in killing themselves not like our MP wankers.
We were promised suicides and mass resignations at the start of this expense debacle and have not witnessed one honourable hari kari or sepuku which would have restore their honor in death by taking a wakizashi (short sword) and dissembowelling oneself.
They’d probably fcuk that up.
How reassuring that the person in charge of the country’s finances can’t fill in an expenses claim properly.
I got a conviction for fraud and a big fine several years ago for ticking the wrong box on a road tax application form.At the time the most I would have gained had I truly been embarking on an attempt to rip off the DVLCC as it was then was a quid’s worth of road tax income,I was fined 300 and called a liar.These bastards are trousering thousands quite blatantly and getting irate at the slightest sign of doubt about their probity.
HMRC operates a policy of ‘guilty until proved innocent’. They assume that you are on the fiddle unless you can prove (at your own considerable legal expense of course) that you aren’t.
All I want to see is the same level of scrutiny directed at MPs.
And of course the same standards of justice (balance of probabilities rather than beyond reasonable doubt) and hefty penalites that would apply to us.
Is that not fair?
How come the TAX office hasn’t investigated any of this yet. Are they just waiting for all the evidence to be lost on train or something?
Probably waiting for them to be slung out as MP’s then they can get them as they will have very little clout or no power unless they use the old boy network and it will cost them for their own lawyers.
this is the shower of shit that’s imposed 22 new taxes on us so they could steal the proceeds . being self employed they brought in a “money laundering tax” this year £100 what the fuck !if what these cnuts are doing flipping and so on isn’t money laundering then what is !
BBC Today programme this morning – Darling’s spokesman states the allegation is incorrect. Brown backs the Chancellor shortly afterwards. Darling says he’s done nothing wrong but will pay the money back.
JESUS H CHRIST STOP EFFIN’ LYING YOU BUNCH OF CORRUPT THIEVES
If McBust is giving him his full support then he’s finished and will be out shortly.
If it’s true that his practice is to pay money back even when he thinks the allegation he owes it is incorrect, then I’m going to write to him telling him he owes me £3,000. He and I both know the allegation is incorrect, but presumably he’ll (re)pay me as well?
In fact, why don;t we all do it.
Restoring faith in politicians requires resignations. Nothing else comes near to ensuring the Office’s reputation is retained and only the incumbent is tainted. Listening to McTwat this morning on the Toady shows he really will do anything to obfuscate and thus relieve those around him from doing the right thing. He knows he would be fatally exposed by a resignation but without it his ratings will continue their free fall. “Delicious!” as some tosser on this blog used to say!
McFuckwit cannot dictate the terms of Parliament to the Public.
This trough of MPs have no credibility.
Only the next Parliament put in place with a fresh mandate from the voters can in any way exercise any authority over its own reconstitution.
That means
GE NOW!
Gordon, oh Gordon you’ve taken us for fools.
You lied about Prudence and your ‘Golden Rules’.
You plundered our pensions and decimated our savings,
We’re fed up of listening to your ‘global’ ravings.
Blair claimed you’re a genius; he lied to us too.
The ‘British’ economy is in deep doggy-doo.
‘No booms, no busts !’ you used to shout out.
That was all hubris, of that there’s no doubt.
You bang on and on about your Presbyterian daddy,
Born a son of the manse and raised in Kircaldy.
Now how would he regard you, with disgust or with pride ?
Seeing you’ve got friends such as Draper and McBride ?
You say your ‘moral compass’ isn’t pointed toward sleaze,
But what about Darling, McNulty,Malik,Moran, Smith and Blears ?
Of the Top Twenty Troughing MPs, NuLabour’s got SIXTEEN !
Your Cabinet is rotten, sir – you’re nowt but a has-been.
Now,if you’d like us to show a scintilla of affection,
Screw up some courage, CALL A GENERAL ELECTION !
No I wont because it will cause major panic, we are getting on the with job, and will raw a line under this very soon, and move on to the bigger issues facing this country!
My you tube appearences every week and will be broadcasted on the very unbiased bbc every hour on Friday and Saturdays!!
Very nice
It’s got a nice twang. A bit like the elastic in my girlfriend’s knickers.
BRING IT ON…………….Thursday that is – cant come soon enough
Can’t wait to wipe that smug face off Cameron who “I believe is a useless tit”.
The whole political class needs cleaning out.
Cameron wouldn’t know a proper job if it bit him on the nose.
We need a proper constitution.
Equality for the English with the creation of an English parliament. We English have seen how some Scots have bled and abused us.
We need a federal state based in Westminster with a third of the present MPs.
The popularity of the SNP is an example of how successful an English parliament would be.
Set, maybe, in Evesham or Warwick central to all parts of the country.
No need for an enormous new building, I am sure there are historic places which could serve us.
Let us English have a referendum on the subject now.
The end of safe seats and maybe a limit to the amount of time that can be served without some break.
PR with a 5% bar to representaion.
Party lists would be OK as long as people had some chance of voting for those lists by primaries.
What a shame that the plane that has gone missing wasn’t carrying 224 MP’s
If it was, the search would be called off immediately with the remaining members sent on a small fishing trawler to find them…..
BROWN, DARLING, CAMERON ETC…. You have let yourselves and the country down – stand aside and let the military take over for a generation or two.
Hear Hear.
HERE ! HERE !
Again, no comment from Charles E Hardwidge? Strange, very strange.
I don’t understand why??? All’s fair in love and troughing as far as I was aware.
I’ve been too busy plagiarising some Zen bollocks from the internet to be able to respond.
HE’S REVISING FOR HIS READING AND WRITING TEST AT OXBRIDGE HE PASSED HIS 11PLUS YOU KNOW !
HE’S REVISING FOR HIS READING AND WRITING TEST AT OXBRIDGE HE PASSED HIS 11PLUS YOU KNOW !
Thursday is Neo Labour wipeout day.
Dissolve Parliament.
Neo Labour ?? Neo endogenous growth theory !!
http://devilinthedetail.blogspot.com/2009/02/neo-endogenous-growth-theory-its-all.html
Mc twat will say this is just a knee jerk reaction from a public which is angry we are the party who will protect the economy and save british jobs drone drone drone !
O/T The Phony War of this economic ‘downturn’ is over. The United States is firmly headed for hyperinflation. Swathes of once private industry nationalised, dollar headed for the floor, crude oil and gasoline price headed for the sky. Crude over $100/barrel within a couple of months and gas approaching $4/gal again. America’s in for a summer of tumult.
The United Kingdom is about six months behind the US and is following down the same path of unpayable budget deficits, money printing and de-facto nationalisation of what’s left of the private sector. Get your money out of US dollars and Sterling.
I haven’t got any money. That Hunt Brown has it all.
All True. Put your money into canned food and ammo.
Get your survival skill info here.
IF WE ARE 6 MONTHS BEHIND THAT MEANS OUR ELECTION WILL BE SOON !
If nothing wrong then why is he paying the money back? The simple act of paying the moiney back means that a criminal act is more than likely to have taken place. The green book is on line and ‘the rules’ ARE VERY CLEAR, a junior barrister would havea field day and get guilty verdicts without too much trouble…Now Guido you going to lay the first complaint? Your overdraft says darling for the back benches after the weekend and the Euro vote is known……pray for rain from Thursday ….
the Beloved and Glorious Leader, fresh from doing several jobbys in his bunker, and ready to launch more rockets and perform underground tests, has issued the following letter to the sheeple :
Dear Sheeple
I didn’t need to think twice about sending this letter because I know what arseholes you all are. I suspect that you are full to the back teeth each day with my cock shoved in your mouth, greedy as you are to have me. Oh, I know there’s been serious wrongdoing. But tough totty titty as they say – although I wouldn’t have a clue what that is.
My erstwhile shill Herr Grubber Von Bollocks, will be in touch with you soon. You have something he wants. Geddit?!
Finally, I, – KimGurning McStalinBrownStainovich, – would like to re-echo my own words : GET STUFFED and GET BACK TO WORK – IF YOU HAVE ANY!
He may have paid it back, but his position is still under threat.
Gordon needs a new glove-puppet.
D
Jawohl, mein Fuehrer !!
Too little, too late.
I mean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ6RPZqIekU
Labour-the do something party!
the ‘do you all out of the money you worked until may 14 for ‘ party
(tax freedom day)
somebody arrest them all please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let’s all go to a shop and steal something……….
then try the ‘done nothing wrong’ defence !!!!!!!!!!
British ruling class: scum
This sentiment amply demonstrates the communist nature of the reform agenda being pushed to prominence by the undoubted and appalling criminality of fraudulent MPs. Many of them will in any case be off the public scene forever within a year at most, and expenses will never again be abused, owing to how well publicised they will always be from now on. Of course we would all prefer instant resignations without having to pay yet more money to the fraudsters for the next twelve months plus pensions, but that would not be worth creating a back door to communism, which is what direct democracy would be equivalent to. Remember what MPs wages were supposed to be furthering in the first place? Democracy of course, so be careful of it.
When are the police going to investigate the pigs?
The Police???? They couldn’t find a fart in a bath tub – Like everyone else in this god-forsaken country they have been dumbed down the the extent that they would struggle to get a job in McDonalds..
How can they possibly investigate financial fraud when they struggle to count to ten without the use of their fingers and thumbs….
Ha, but they’ve got the power to shoot you and to help they will call shotgun pellets bullets and get away with it because not enough people know the difference, they should!
MPs convicted of criminal offences, which I believe at least some of them to be guilty of, should be jailed and forfeit their seats automatically. However I OPPOSE recall by popular initiative.
You think its bad having to pay MPs a fortune in order to deradicalise the Labour ones?
It’s not as costly as giving the plebs a DIRECT vote on all your property would be, through PLEBicites, popular initiative, recall and the like.
These are all left wing objectives for direct popular ownership of property, naturally beloved of communists, but which no conservative in their right mind would countenance. Margaret Thatcher believed in the sovereignty of parliament and she was right. Had the plebs been given more power through recall etc, too few of her MPs with small majorities would have dared support her essential reforms.
I can understand how in the justifiable fury at the fraud perpetrated by MPs, some Conservatives might be momentarily enticed by rash ideas, but if they actually are proper conservatives, they will reject them on reflection.
Im now feeling much better, the new psychotropic regime has taken a couple of weeks longer to stabilise and refine the dosing, but Im much better now and you’ll see much more of me now as Im feeling much bettter now, and Im ready for a real fightback with my new National Plan which will allow me save democracy, save the world economy and with Ball at my side, I will increase investment in public services and reduce debt at the same time, just you watch
To all thieving, cheating MP twats:
Put all your expense claims in a neat pile and then jump off the top of them.
Guaranteed to work and you won’t feel a thing.
© 2009, suicides-are-us, All Rights reserved. money-back guarantee and a special introductory offer 2-for-the-price-of-3, receipts given.
move over darling……
Whip crack away!
Splash
Raus !! Raus !!
Being a jock, he’d probably rather have pins stuck into his eyes than have to pay any cash back, so a result of sorts.
Putting a jock in charge of the economy was like putting a Nun in charge of a brothel …
So who would be in charge in a nunnery ?
The cucumber.
The cucumber.
There were 2 of them.
It was painless, because it was not his money he was pissing away. The Hunt.
The Penguin
See my smile?
Remind you of anyone?
Clue : jaw dropping
Who is having to pay for all the printers and nokias? Is that going on ‘expenses’ too?
It is contemptible to watch this crescendo of Schadenfreude in advance for a government that has lifted millions out of poverty and a Chancellor who saved the international banking system from implosion but I have learned to expect nothing better from such semi-educated peasants who could not distinguish a split infinitive from a split pea.
No-one here has anything approaching my sophistication in mathematical modeling (macramé, chaos theory etc) that I learned while revolutionising the computer gaming industry. What do you fools not understand about the necessity for unlimited quantitative easing as a prophylactic against a deflationary spiral that could plunge us into stagnation for fifty years? What do you not understand about the necessity to quadruple public sector borrowing to sustain employment and prosperity in the borrogoves?
To those who say that the Bank of England will not be able to sell its debt I say that the international banks are falling over themselves to earn the privilege, the privilege, of bolstering their balance sheets with Triple A rated debt whose status is guaranteed personally by the one Chancellor in history that has ever presided over ten years of uninterrupted growth. It appals me that you wretched little ignorami cannot simply be grateful.
And to think that 40% of the country now want the G20 triumph to be wrecked – wrecked – by some untested novice with a plasticene face beneath a welder’s mask and a shadow Chancellor who leers between splayed fingers as he leaves behind a trail of slime that leads directly to the primordial pool. For do not doubt that behind his mock-heroic smile and salesman’s patter, Cameron has been stirring the caldron with finger of birth-strangled babe.
No, no, I tell you, I am not that daemon swineherd in the twilit grotto! It was David Cameron’s fat face on that flabby fungous thing! Who says I am not the Dungeon Meister? He lived, but my boy died!…Shall a Hardwidge hold the land of a Cameron?…It’s voodoo, I tell you…that spotted snake…Curse you, Cameron, I’ll teach you to faint at what my family do!…‘Sblood, thou stinkard, I’ll learn ye how to gust…wolde ye swynke me thilke wys?…Magma Mater! Magma Mater!…Atys…Dia ad aghaidh’s ad aodaun…agus bas dunarch ort! Dhonas ‘s dholas ort, agus leat-sa!…Ungl unl…rrlh…chchch…Diolch yn fawr; welcome in the hillside.
Oh Charlie – i hope to god that you are not sincere with your post… Should you be – you need buggering with the wide end of a rag mans trumpet…
You wouldn’t be young Charles that used to Fag for me at Wellington would you? I recall you were always late with the toasted crumpets and a bit of a bed wetter to boot….
Thank you Charles – as insane as ever, but always worth a laugh or two.
Are you real, or are you some right wing scally just trying to wind folks up?
I find it hard to accept that you actually believe in the codswallop you spout on about, given the ample historical evidence pointing clearly to the fact that your politics is the politics of abject failure, misery & enforced group think.
Anyhoo – Best regards
RRW (mrs)
Charles is a recruiting seargent for the Tories. Any wavering voter who thought for one moment that such lunacy was at large in the land and working for Labour would resolve immediately to a: vote ABL (Anybody But Labour) and b: work tirelessly night and day to influence the votes of each and every person they came into contact with to vote ABL too.
Charles is a spoof.
Years from now he’ll release a book filled with his careful crafted lunacies and the raging replies they generated.
Troll
Ah, the ‘Whinging Pom’ defence eh Charles.
Very good.
Troll on.
I knew there was some sanity left in this crazy world.
What the fuck??
Let me guess ?? Gormless McBruin’s speech at the nest Party Conference ??
I hope you all realize this was a send up.
did anyone read it?
no
No, I’m Charles Hardwidge!
No, I am Charles Limpdicke!
I hope you realise it is an ‘s’, not a zed…
Obvioulsy the medication isn’t working. I will prescribe you a higher dosage, do feel free to take an overdose, you wouldn’t be missed.
See what I mean Guido? At least Scorched Earth can string a sentence together.
Now, honestly, which would you prefer………….?
Nurse! To the Priory, double quick!
Thank you Charlie Boy, now can we have your views on Alistair Darling being a theif please?
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Remember? Mr Blair eradicated poverty in Africa nad made poverty history!
He certainly made leadership elections history.
Troll.
Another excellent parody. I’m looking forward to these!
I confess I didn’t read beyond making sure it was the real Hardwidge but parody just about sums it up. Shame on me for taking it seriously when he first appeared. Although this appears much better spelled than his earlier offerings.
Are we being taken in by a dopple-spoofer?
Hi jgm2,
There’s a real Hardwidge – who threatened to leave but keeps coming back; and then there is fake Hardwidge who does excellent spoofs of the real one.
Sister Goodfeel,
How’s your feigned outrage?
Same as ever?
Baronness Uddin?
Nadine Dorries?
Julie Kirkbride?
Mr Bean Pea brain?
David O’Cameron?
Eleanor Laing?
Dr Feelgood
Looks like you’ve got an internet stalker. You must have really wound them up. Keep up the good work.
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I’m confused. First he says the allegations in the Telegraph are completely untrue, and now he says he’s paying it back. Surely I’m not the only one to see the flaw in that logic?
No you are not.
Try that one on the Inland Revenue. It’s just that Darling thinks we are idiots.
The Labour Party as a whole have got away with lies so often, it is now their default position.
Because he does not know the difference between honesty and lies, dreams and reality, truth and fable. This is the man who pretends he is in charge of the economy!
Logic? That’s not something which labour have ever used. If they used logic then by definition there wouldn’t be anyone in the labour party because no labour policies make logical sense.
Hardwidge – bugger off back to Labourlist.
Just a troll trolling as another troll not worth the effort.
Pay Hardwidge no attention- I know his real identity, he blogs from Peckham library whilst munching on Marmite Sandwiches – on more than one occasion I have seen the librarian reprimand him for playing with himself whilst googling images of Hazel Blears….mucky little man…
Actually, that may have been me.
Actually, I think you may both be mistaken..
No, that may very well have been…
He cannot work out his claims correctly yet he sets tax for us. He said about the bank crisis, “we will do whatever it takes”. What it takes to begin to repair the damage to the economy and the country wreaked by his boss, Brown and himself, is for them all to shuffle off and allow competent people to take over. They have wrecked the economy and MUST GO NOW! Call an election, or does Brown not have the bottle? What do his Presbyterian beliefs tell him? If you have cocked up once or twice or more, hang in and keep on doing it and then let the Conservative in to clear up the mess.
The only proper presbyterian in Westminster is Ian Paisley.
And he’s a trougher par excellence that can annd has surpassed all other politicans in the pocket filling category.
Ask Paisley about his rental expenses for his office in ballymena.
If there’s no truth in the allegations, what exactly is he paying back?
Exactly. They are tripping themselves up with their own lies. They really are the lowest of the low and are not fit for public office.
I wondered how long it would be before the big fish would get caught and made accountable.
Don’t forget the biggest fish of all and Richard Littlejohn’s article fromMay 9th, bearing in mind ofcourse that Gordo wants to close all those tax loopholes and make sure those most well orf, pay their fair share. You couldn’t make it up could you?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1179501/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-He-earns-fortune-Hes-lifes-mission-hammer-elses-perks-But-guess-Mr-Hair-Shirt-Moral-Compass-fiddle-along.html
It’s time to move on now after the demise of the Labour party and the cabinet and to discuss what type of constitution we want. Certainly not one written by Politicians for the benefit of politicians. A constitution, what ever it is, that is put to the British people and accepted by a 66.6% approval.
Let the debate commence.
In the meantime I look forward to the general election in October, who is Brown really deluding? He is FINISHED.
We all know this. HOW do you get it into his thick skull!!!…………..
excellent summary by Littlejohn – not usually someone I would align with -brown is foul, words fail me.
Here’s a funny thing. My gold stocks are up 6 or 7 % on the week, but I’m *down* – cus the dollar (which theyr’e priced in) is fucking tanking. You would think, wouldn’t you, that the world’s reserve currency nosediving in consequence of QE and panic nationalisations might be a major news story, but nah…
Pound next.
Invest in wheelbarrows now!
Frank, the media has gone into hyperdrive to divert the masses’ attention from the engineered hyperinflationary meltdown underway in US/UK. Excrement like Simon Cowell’s shows play foremost to women, gay men and infantilised adults generally. The greatest fear of ‘them’, the puppetmasters, is that the TV lobotomising will stop working, hence the hysterical coverage of women’s shows and sport for men. America will be the acid test, starting later this summer. If Obama and his stringpullers can sleepwalk the US into a de-facto communist state, with soaring gasoline prices meaning only the rich can travel and all outside-US travel is logged and restricted – just like the heyday of the USSR – then it’s all over for the copycat UK.
Apparently Brown has been phoning around about some old Dorris called Boyle who is currently tucked up in the Priory. Who wants to lay a tenner that she will be found in the bath later today with her wrists slashed.
Guido………….. COME ON!!!!
Susan Boyle won on saturday. The vote was rigged by the Anti Jockanese party to let some weired dance group of spotty teenagers take the prize.
“Darling repaying expenses2
That’s alright then.
Is this a new way to empty the prisons? If caught Pay the dosh back and walk free?
under labour, the offence does not appear have been committed until you get caught
I think mad gordo should be allowed to install Balls as chancer, I mean “chancellor” then at least we could get a laugh out of have a dick and balls heading the hoontry.
You vill not be laughing ven I take control of our dying economy…..for you, ze Class Var is just beginning, dummkopf !
Ja – someone should be dialling nein, nein, nein. Und bloody quick.
Ooh, Darling, you are awful!
It seems that everyone from the Wall Street Journal to the Local Government Chronicle know that Campbell is doomed. Everyone, that is, with the exception of Gordon Brown. But you can be sure that Brown is having someone sharpen the knife for someone else to plunge into hapless Ali’s back. Why? Because only Gordon Brown is allowed to use the: “A big boy did it, then he ran away” defence.
Balls tipped as replacement?
Any tipping where that spunkmonkey’s concerned should be over Beachy Head accompanied by the young feller he’s married to, in short order!
Hoon!
Assume they mean Darling rather than Campbell? If anything “Ali” Campbell is doing some of the knfife-wielding work. Still, at least they got the first name right.
Ah. A fight between Ai C and Ali D?
That’s capital! (Yes, Capital C, and Capital D.)
So Darling’s paying back £700, big fucking deal!
What about the four houses he flipped and made huge tax-free profits from, after doing them up using thousands of pounds of taxpayers money?
What about the two properties he claimed for simultaneously?
The man’s a crook.
SH1T !! Missed a great story-teller and spinner today !!
Bet the smell of his bullshit even masked the stench from the HoC Trough.
http://news.parliament.uk/2009/06/mps-question-tony-blair-about-middle-east/
The word C*** was invented with Gordon Brown in mind
What was the word “hoon” intended for then?
He still found time to claim for his taxi fares, breakfast lunch and dinner expenses from me though…
Funny, he told me to shred the receipts afterwards, said we always do it for him ??
Nothing else to report; been very quiet all day ????
We are ignoring the collapse of the world economy in favour of MPs’ petty troughing and the continuing saga of our PM’s insanity.
This is crazy.
Why can’t we ignore the credit crunch in favour of Silvio Berlusconi’s much more interesting scandal?
Berlusconi blocks publication of photographs of topless women at his villa
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1190031/Silvio-Berlusconi-blocks-publication-700-photographs-bikini-clad-women-villa.html
Have had a look on wikileaks, but nothing there yet, unfortunately.
If there are any of those photos depicting Cherie ( does my ) Booth ( look big in this ), PLEASE,PLEASE do not allow them to be re-printed
Is there any jobs going in the expenses office. I fancy a holiday at work at the moment and I bet there doing feck all in that office now! No one would dare make any claim at the moment except “I’ve done nothing wrong” Lets see how wrong the party leaders all are latter on this week.
A chancellor who can’t even sort out his own tax unaided?
God help the economy!
Can we have our till back? Your fingers will be in the post.
It seems to me that the mortgage obtained by David Cameron attracted an interest component far exceeding the maximum claimable from the additional costs allowance. This would still have been the case if the mortgage had been for £75,000 less.
If the foregoing is correct , Master Baiter should humbly apologise to his next Prime Minister especially as he further claims that only dodgy millionaires can pull mortgage stunts .I do not think that Tony Blair was a millionaire when he remortgaged a £30.000 property for ten times that amount.
He was dodgy ,but not a millionaire– he became a millionaire only at the time of the cash for honours scandal when the labour party treasurer rushed on to the tv news to disclaim any knowledge of any cash flowing through the account in or out.
Dave on the other hand was born into money so has never had to steal it.
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Has anyone noticed that people who are themselves being investigated for allegedly troughing are appearing in the line up of speakers demanding a ‘new clean politics.’ E.G. Baroness Uddin speaking at a Compass No Turning Back Conference – her workshop is called ‘Business as Usual’.
When the blair/brown project came on the scene in what now seems like so long ago, I was gobsmacked how so easily people were conned, and since then I have watched and listened as one excuse after another was believed. Being born after the war I could never really believe how a nation like germany could be seduced into facism.
After watching the public over these last 12 years, I understand now, There have been enough signs that politica were rotten, and to the core.
I had an old boss tell me once. ” Retribution, it does come, if it’s due it does come, maybe not in the form you want it to, or the timescale, but it does come.
For the british politic, here it is. Maybe it’s just me, but I get the feeling people are getting angrier, it is not lessening off at all, it is increasing.
I doubt cameron has any answers, but he will have little leeway with the public, if he doesn’t do the business, he’s history. That’s as it should be, and as it should have been.
I never wanted it this way, but I am pleased that what has caught them out, has caused them to be banged to rights, with no room at all. Maybe now it will get better. This corruption and contempt for Britains money, because it is contempt, runs right through our society. From allowing utilities to rip us off, councillors ripping us off and everyone else.
Maybe if politics isn’t quite so lucrative, then intent and not gain will attract a better class of policitian. Lets hope so eh
Devastating critique of The Gorgon by Prof Ferguson on Sky with Jeff Randall.