Chancellor Balls
The Sunday Times has a claim that Gordon is going to attempt a last reshuffle immediately the day after the Thursday election. He wants to put Ed Balls in number 11. Hell why not, the insane Caligula tried make his horse a consul. The Prime Mentalist making his most loathed acolyte the second most important person in government should be worth another 5% off Labour’s polling. Go ahead Gordon, make Guido’s day…
Who could the “high-level” source of the story be? Mandelson blocking Balls by front-running Ed’s ambitions to provoke a backlash? One bit of the story made Guido laugh -
Balls, who is widely respected in the City, could appear a younger, fresher face than Alistair Darling to take on George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, in the run-up to the elections.
Widely respected by who? He is despised in the City by everyone who has had dealings with him. Is Balls pushing this story himself? If so he must be as mad as his fuhrer. Is everyone in the bunker bonkers?
i thought we got hitler ?
That would be better than Blinky. Must be a bum chum, surely!
gordon brown is a kamikaze pilot and ed balls is his co-pilot screaming in brown’s ear “DO IT NOW CRASH THE FUCKING LABOUR PARTY INTO THE GROUND!”
what a pair of fucking c’unts.
Very good.
But even the great gimp must know putting Ed the shred into the city isn’t wise. The expense scandal he has deftly avoided avoided will follow him into the treasury.
And the Badger has little to lose. He might do a ‘dead sheep savaging attack’ on Brown. Might even resign, and take the whole rotting edifice down with him.
Exactly. This will be his Geoffrey Howe moment
Perfect.
“DO IT NOW CRASH THE FUCKING LABOUR PARTY INTO THE GROUND!”
That is so funny and so true. GB is like a Japanese general on one of those islands pondering the impossibility of it all, there is merit in throwing your hands up when it is pear-shaped to the extent you need aliens from another planet to suggest there is still some hope.
I just want to see New Labour buried, please let it be soon.
Time for change………….
“LORDS COMMITTEE DEMANDS BANK REGULATION OVERHAUL”
“A powerful House of Lords committee is poised to deliver a shattering blow to Gordon Brown’s reputation this week by launching an attack on the tripartite system of financial regulation”.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/5413402/Lords-committee-demands-bank-regulation-overhaul.html
By Louise Armitstead
Last Updated: 9:35PM BST 30 May 2009
“……………The Bank ceded its role as a financial regulator to the FSA in 1997 when Gordon Brown, then Chancellor, gave it independence over monetary policy.
At the time, the then Governor Eddie George is said to have threatened to resign, warning Mr Brown that the decision could leave the financial system more vulnerable.
Although the Bank has since been authorised to issue warnings on vulnerabilities in the system, it has not had the “teeth” to follow these up.
For instance, in 2006 it warned that banks’ increased use of securitisation left them exposed to major risks if the credit markets closed – a warning which, if followed, could have helped prevent Northern Rock’s collapse.
The Lords report will buoy the Conservatives’ economic proposals, amongst which is the plan to hand more responsibilities to the Bank for financial stability…………….”
Bill Quango: Could it be that this is the coup the DT has been waiting for?
Friday – Ed Bollocks promoted to Obersturmcashhandlerderfuckerupper
Sunday – Sunday Telegraph publish the Bollocks’s flipping arrangments and extent of their thievery
Monday – Obersturmcashhandlerderfuckerupper Bollocks resigns
Tuesday – Gordoom sectioned and key dropped into middle of Loch Ness.
It’s truth or consequences time.
It’s Friday morning and GB watches as his incompetent bunch of champagne socialists are squarely dumped into third (or worse). What a dilemma now faces our unelected leader. Does he:
1) Reshuffle Darling, Blears et al out of his cabinet with the almost certainty that they will turn around and savage him from outside the Emerald city of the cabinet.
2) Call a General Election knowing full weel it will be electoral meltdonw and the certain end of the ZaNuLabour project
3) Hang in there and do nothing and face a leadership election which could be started by:
a) a member of his own cabinet; or
b) a backbencher facing certain electoral obliteration; or
c) a backbencher who is “not standing” again and thus has nothing to lose.
Whichever way he looks at it he’s completely fucked.
Good!
Wish it Was Thursday already…
Surely that’s qoute of the day/week material.
you are quite right.
Guido, that has got to be the quote of the week.
you owe me, innit.
regards,
thick as thieves
Would explain why he is married to Yvette……….
Puir, puir wee man, Pa Broone must be sick in the heid! Puir we man, he shud go awa and see yon Heid Doctor Chappie. He really does need some pills to take fer his heidache!!
As for his friend Mr Balls, maybe he should change his name to Mr Testicles, then he could be called the Chancer of the Testicles….
Cameron is now front and centre of the Expenses row and has made the front pages.
Yeah I’d run with the Balls speculation and ignore the big story too if I was a Tory.
He’s in REAL trouble now.
All those pious words will now come back and smack him on the face HARD!
‘Balls bolloxed by boxed in budget nuts.
Wrong yet again lefty.
man takes out mortgage.. shock! Me thinks Paul Dacre is back in the saddle (call Me Dave favourite press man)
Errrm. Nothing on the four broadsheets about this.
Next.
Yeah….can’t find that story anywhere I even trawled the Mirror. Where did you read that, the Socialist Worker?
The self delusion of these lefties is pitiful. The Labour Home threads are convincing themselves that Labour’s opnion poll has been hit whereas the Tories have gone up is because “people expect the Labour party to be moral but they don’t expect that of the Tories”.
Sounds like an election winner. Keep it up comrades.
Yes it was on Leftist Rag The Mail on Sanday.
So many hypocrites so little time.
I want Brown to call an Election right now and he would get beaten.
But I’m not delusional enough to think that will actually happen because call me Dave makes a stern face. Brown has a year. NuLabour haven’t shown the Balls to ditch him when they had the chance before and there is no unifying candidate for Labour to rally around.
And if you think the Tories won’t also pay a heavy price for their troughing or their pathetic excuses you’re certifiable.
Think “I’m a fairly straight kind of guy” and “Whiter than white” were ludicrous hostages to fortune ?
It’s small beer indeed compared to a public convinced all Politicians are scum.
I hope Dave is also prepared for the Eurosceptics who will crawl out of the woodwork after UKIPs huge vote this week. Because we all know that a rift on Europe isn’t the kind of thing likely to drive the Conservative Party bonkers, is it ?
Cameron’s a piggy and he is a hypocrite to try and lecture the public or his MP’s on probity. And his little Conservative Spinmonkey’s are as out of touch with the public as he is if he thinks this looks good.
What has Guido got against poor old Incitatus, he makes this lot look like donkeys.
Incitatus was a proud stallion whereas Balls only has his name.
Strange how you would change one flipping fucker with another in the current climate. I am seriously beginning to think that Prime Mentalist is actually going to become the OED definition of Gordon Brown.
They can’t even get their lies correct in their leaflets. c’unts + 1/2
http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.2511516.0.labour_accused_of_dishonesty_over_leaflet_charade.php
That deserves a page of its own
Is it because rank and file operate unquestioningly, that they think the whole world hangs on their every word and pronouncement?
HOW SAD IS THAT THEY EVEN FIDDLE THEIR LEAFLETS FUCKING CROOKED SCUM BASTARDS ROLL ON THURSDAY !
Hahahahahahaha!!!! you put a Hitler moustache on him!!!!!!
Hi-fucking-larious!
Who said Tories have no sense of humour and satire is dead ?
you think this blog is tory?
It’s a post neo liberal cuddent give a fuck I’m pissed and bored with this current lot sorta blog
hahahahaha!!! now that’s funny…
Shouldn’t that be “hil-fuckin-arious”?
nope.
Hitlerious is the word you’re looking for, I think.
Have to say the ‘tache suits Mr Balls.
Only one thing is missing, a brick being lobbed at the face of that miser.
It’s not just the ‘tache, it’s the expression, the bunker mentality and the conviction that he knows what’s best when every other fucker in the known universe, except you, can see he’s an utter c’unt.
nice to see guido took up my idea 15/05/09 ed+yvette blog 433 12.46pm
nice to see guido took up my idea 15/05/09 ed+yvette blog 433 12.46pm thank’s
nice to see guido took up my idea 15/05/09 ed+yvette blog 433 12.46pm thank’s why wont you print this am i stealing your thunder ?
Isn’t he married to Eva Balls?
You mean Ilse Koch? Compare the two here and here.
Bloody hell – Isle Koch & Yvette Cooper-Balls – they could be mother & daughter. Was Yvette adopted by any chance? It would explain a lot of things.
ADOLF HITLER & EVA BRAUN
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/tycalibre/triple_flippers.gif
ED BALLS AND YVETTE COOPER
http://extremeresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/86577.jpg
Didn’t Dr Crippen get on the ship to New York with his mistress dressed as a boy – there looks like a very complicated episode of “Who Do You Think You Were?” could be concocted here;
Adolf Hitler
Ed Balls
Dr Crippen
Dr Crippen’s mistress
Yvette Balls
and that’s just in the last 150 yrs – surely there must be a link to Attilla The Hun and then eventually a caveman?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2447501/Fancy-dress-Brit-nuns-arrested.html
Gordon has lost it – arrested for impersonating a nun in Crete!
Then re-arrested in the UK for impersonating a Prime Minister.
My God – the Sun newspaper is less informative than a piece of used toilet paper.
Is this what the normal Brit reads these days – fuck me, we are doomed!
Hmmmmmm
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Balls
The Right Honourable Edward Balls MP Born 25 February 1967 (1967-02-25) (age 42)
[edit] Early life
………………..Balls was born in Norwich, Norfolk and educated at Crossdale Drive Primary School in Keyworth, Notts and then the independent fee-paying boys Nottingham High School. He studied PPE at Keble College, Oxford, and later attended Harvard University as a Kennedy Scholar. He joined the Labour Party at the age of 16 but while at Oxford joined all the main political societies, including the Conservative Association, so that he could “hear all the speeches at all the political clubs”.[1]
[edit] Economist
His career began as economic leader writer at the Financial Times (1990–94) *before his appointment as an economic adviser to the then shadow chancellor Gordon Brown (1994–97).
In 1994, in a speech written for Gordon Brown to give to an economics conference, he used the phrase “post neoclassical endogenous growth theory”,[2] which was picked up on and gleefully recounted later by Michael Heseltine, who coined the humorous quip: “There you have it! The final proof. Labour’s brand new, shining, modernists’ economic dream. But it’s not Brown’s – it’s Balls”[3]
As Labour swept to power in the General Election of 1997 he continued as an economic adviser to Brown, who was then Chancellor. He then served as chief economic adviser to HM Treasury from 1999 to 2004, in which post he was once named the ‘most powerful unelected person in Britain’…………………..
*He was involved in deregulating the Bank of England?
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GUIDO GLAD YOU TOOK UP MY IDEA TO DOCTOR THE PHOTO WITH A TASH. 15/05/09 ED+ YVETTE BLOG ENTRY 433 12.46 PM ANY COPYRIGHT ROYALTIES DUE ?
Gordon : Old, mad, blind, despised and dying….
Why can’t the mad bastard just give up?
I refer the dishonourable gentleman to the King Lear I wrote earlier
It has to be the Scottish Play.
Apart from Mc Mental and Polly Toynbee who the fuck in the Labour party thought it a ” good ” idea to put the mad screwball jock in charge of the country ?
If you gave him a ballbearing to play with he would break it .
And then claim on expenses for a new one!
12 Million smokers – Goodbye Labour :)
FORTY MILLION NON SMOKERS : goodbye new labour
12 million Smokers, 40 million Non-Smokers. Are you both implying that the other 18 million are so dumb they can’t decide whether they smoke or not?
Could he die a bit quicker please? Like by midnight tonight?
Can we afford to wait that long?
Surely he’s the one who put the Balls in “Balls up”?
What a disaster zone – can’t wait for the end of Liebour – can’t come soon enough.
try and hold it darling.
Mandy will hold it for you!
Yes
I also meant to say what a load of bollocks. “So what.”
Does Labour not want to win the next election?
Chancellor Balls? Christ. Brown needs a Chancellor who will stand up to him, like a Ken Clarke figure.
It does sound like Hitlers final days, the enemies are outside Berlin and its get all the Generals in who will tell the Dear Leader how the war is still winnable.
Alex Salmond used a great line once, Balls speaks you can be sure its Brown and When Brown speaks you can be sure its Balls!
It’s the same plan as ‘The Producers’, take the money to put on a hit musical and make certain it fails the first night by putting on the worst musical with the worst possible cast. Labour have spent all the money they inherited from the Tories, all the tax receipts from the longest artificial boom in history, and God knows how much borrowed from future taxpayers, now all they need to do is ensure they definitely, positively lose the next election, by having the worst possible cabinet so they don’t have to clear up the mess.
Reshuffle first then the much rumoured “sweeping reforms” on everything from party fudnding to the House of Lords with Proportional Representation and maybe even the rumoured LibLab pact if things are truly catastrophic at the Euro and Locals.
Labour will give Brown a very short window of opportunity to see if any of that works then those who can challenge him will have to decide if they actually want a poison chalice premiership and if they do the scramble to find backers and names to start a contest will begin in earnest.
If Cyclops even tries to enforce PR, he’ll have trouble coming his way with a capital T.
How pray tell ?
Will Dave make a stern face ?
Brown is still P.M. and he still has a majority and though some of his MP’s despise PR he could still carry it through if they think it would hurt the Tory Party even more and it’ll carry in the commons with the LibDem and others in support.
The Conservatives are also quite happy to use PR north of the border.
And after the Euro Elections UKIP would even help him push it through.
Because let’s face facts UKIP aren’t going to change Dave’s Policy on Europe.
No matter how much some Eurosceptics will stamp their feet in the Conservative Party. He’s not about to start another civil war in the Party over that old chestnut so a referendum on leaving the E.U. is a pipe dream.
If McNutter is, in fact, clinically insane, he may try to force constitutional change through without an election in order to prevent his tribal enemy, the Conservatives from ever being able to govern alone again.
Brown is despised and hated and has no mandate to govern. If he were really mad enough to try any sort of gerrymander to prevent the electorate voting into government whomever they wish, or to warp the constitution to fit his visceral personal hatreds or in desperation to save his own festering skin or that of the Labour Party, he would find a million or several raging electors on the streets of Westminster, many in V-masks, screaming for his head. The public outrage would be unprecedented and terrifying to all politicians and there would be eff all the police could do about it, short of mass shootings and calling up the tanks.
Come on, Gordon. Make my day.
This is more serious than that. Brown is using expenses fiddling to fiddle the General Election. PR & House of Lords “Reform” are being discussed to ensure that Brown can change the electoral system to what ever way best suits him. Single Transferable Vote, Direct PR, whatever. As long as it suits him.
This is dangerous and the BBC are just encouraging him. This is not the first time they tried to abolish Parliament, and if it was not for those pesky Lords members they would have got away with it.
Spot on.
Arseholes.
PR can fuck right off
Lol yes fuck off PR.
Nope, it was Heseltine in a Conference speech.
ED BALLS IS A FUCKING PRICK.
Ed Balls is a real prob, I really dislike the man. I can’t stand him.
No one can except Brown – two of a kind.
Steady on old bean – no relation at all.
“Yeah” You know when you have been Brown Ball’ed
That b*-astard Balls-as-Hitler pic should get wider circulation — its an extraordianry likeness – a video would be even better.
A video of Hitler, you say? In a bunker maybe? If only such a film was available for re subtitling..(is that a real word?)
Yes. Everyone in the bunker is bonkers.
Balls is 4 years older than Osborne and has a face as fresh as a loaf of stale bread.
In nearly 30 years in the City I have yet to meet anyone who respects Ed Balls.
Osborne looks about 12, Balls looks about 57. McBride only 34? There must be some premature ageing chemical being sprayed in the Bunker.
Caligula made his horse a senator in order to demonstrate his contempt for the Senate. It was a demonstration of the extent of Caligula’s power, the weakness of the Senate and the diminished role of the Senate in the governance of empire.
It was, in other words, the act of a powerful and supremely confident leader who wanted to send a message to those he saw as his political rivals.
That, my dear Guido, is about as far from Gordon Broon as it’s possible to get.
Caligula’s approach has been used by Blair and Brown since day 1, 1997 stuffing the Lords, the speaker’s chair, the Sargeant at Arms job, the solicitor generals job etc etc with all their old mates.
Blair/Brown might as well have made his fucking horse speaker.
Caligulas horse’s product ie horse shit has been turned into Government policy for the past 11 years
Caligula was mad ,
Not really.
sending an army to fight Poseidon,
He didn’t really do that.
sex with his sister
Incest may be morally wrong and biologically self-defeating but it’s not, by itself, a sign of madness.
Brown is not insane just deluded.
I never said he was insane, brainiac, but he clearly has some mental problems. Either way, he’s a weak leader with no real authority in his party.
Blaire was more a victim of his vanity.
No. Blair was a lying psychopath with a narcissistic personality disorder that made him crave the attention. He sought power for its own sake and didn’t care how much damage he did or how much evil he wrought along the way.
Also you’re a tosser.
No, but they did make the horse Foreign Secretary at one point. Poor Mrs Beckett …
And what a mess she made of the job. Sanctimonious old tart. Time she departed.
True but what if Gordon THINKS he is powerful and confident eh, have you thought of that ?
Gordon just ” thinks” and therein lies the problem.
No, the problem is Gordon never ‘thinks’ – Gordon ‘knows’. Thinking is an intellectual task that he is incapable of. He reckons he gets his special knowledge from the same place as wannabe Pope Tony. The rest of us know he gets it when he forgets to take his medicine & begins to hear the voices….
I agree with your analysis of Caligula’s motives for making Incitatus a consul/senator. It wasn’t a sign of insanity.
However, the parallel holds – although the situation is different in that Brown does not have the fear and respect of Parliament, he believes he does. He is so deluded, he actually thinks he is the most capable person to run the country, he believes he can do anything.
So, in Brown’s case, appointing Balls as Chancellor is a sign of insanity. In fact the entire reshuffle indicates insanity because it is only a Titanic deckchair rearrangement exercise.
While the Titanic sinks
Mc Mental throws women and children out of the way to reach the lifeboats.
You have got it 100% wrong chum
1) Dirty Tricks Brown appoints Balls as Chencellor because he knows the impotence of the Commons thyat New Labout has bought off for years
2) Since Blair presidentialised the PM’s power, the Commons is impotent and governed by equally corrupt Whips
3) Appointing Balls is the act of a supremeley powerful leader ( or so he thinks – like Caligula until he was assassinated !) and is an act to show his rivals (Blair, Tories etc) that he can do anything !
Please go back to the drawing board
Not that it is important !
But Guido’s comparison is valid
Because Dirty Tricks Brown is very clearly MAD
The impotent need new balls
there was a WWll squaddies song about Hitler only having one testicular object… remind me of the rest Yvette
I’m not your chum, buddy.
You have got it 100% wrong chum
Of course. You’re completely right. Broon is a powerful and confident leader whose party is in fear of him. He’s a strong, competent individual who projects an aura of power and whose dominance over the entire party is unquestionable.
I am completely wrong to suggest that Broon is weak and scared of his own cabinet. I am ridiculously wide of the mark in saying that Labour is riven by divisions which Broon is far too weak to repair and it is laughable for me to suggest that he is incompetent and that the only reason his own party hasn’t turned on him is because no-one wants the poisoned chalice of leadership at this time.
“You are on the right path, when you say ‘I have got it 100% wrong’: not only you, but the other 99%…” his eyes now revolving, as people jammed themselves in the doors and hurled themselves through windows, he shouted, over the hubbub, “We are all guilty!”
You mean he’s stark raving mad?
Brown does re-shuffles to unsettle his cabinet opponents, distract the media and “do something”. The fact is the only reshuffle people want is a change of the deck.
It’s also the prelude or maybe capstone to his well trailed big reforms package which is the main distraction.
Of course even the Telegraph will be running low on MPs Expenses stories by then and some of the press are already pitifully squeamish about running with troughers every day. And if the reforms are sufficently huge consitutional changing they WILL get the headlines.
Not that I think it will work myself as Gordie and Dave seem to forget that not having any by-elections and leting the piggies stay to collect their lovely bonuses means that when the Election comes it will still be all piggies all the time for the Election campaign. I doubt that any Party will be able to resist trotting out leaflets and campaigns based on who is the worst bunch of piggies.
Does anyone know where I can buy a knocked-off Pink Laptop?
Please put a warning up in front of the photo of Adolf Balls – it is far too scary to be shown before the watershed, if at all.
Incitatus Balls has a ring about it, for sure!
A balls ring will certainly help with the impotence
Ed Balls (of) Iron Chancellor
I would not say he is not respected in the City; used to be a big dick at the FT.
Is technically competent if nothing else.
Treble bonusses all round
technically competent?
er,,,,have you seen the state of the economy and the size of government debt? Balls could be more to blame than his master.
Anyway, Balls knows his ‘best years’ will be in opposition, so why not get the big office of state, the seat in the Lords and a fancy job in the EU or IMF?
Arise Lord and Lady Balls…
Yvette’d be his bitch, guess he’d have to wear the strap on
Balls ‘technically competent’. Indeed which is his problem – like Brown whose knowledge is from books rather than the outside world, Balls studied The Dummies Guide to Economics which he could recite to great effect.
He and Brown have fucked this economy for a full generation thus outperforming Healey Callaghan.
The City rumbled Balls at FT and in Govt. Prime Twat was and is the verdict
I’ll be your dog!!!!!!!!
you sad eejit. don’t you have a life?
Heaven forbid!
I thought so! Balls is sent back to take the flack for messing things up in the first place. Gordon always has to have a fall guy. Yvette’s rubbish but she kept her mouth shut about her hubbies shortcomings. Keeping her gob shut for so long must have been such a strain for the poor girl.
Pity none of that competance got carried over into his job as Minister for Children or whatever his hokey title is – think of SATS, Balls & Minister Jim Knight falsifying the minutes of a meeting to state that someone (the guy who eventually carried Ed’s can for the SAT’s f*** up) was at a meeting & had agreed to do something – both complete lies to take the heat away from Ed – Baby P, complete burying of the fact that the lawyer of the Haringay SS whistle blower had sent a couple of letters to Ed’s Dept alerting them that kiddies were at risk because of the way the service was being run. So Ed has the blood of Baby P on his hands, despite all his claims about ‘decisive action’ etc. Looking forward to reading about his & Yvette’s double set of expense claims for their home etc – that’s their second home – the one where they live day in, day out, with their kids attending local schools. Strangest definition of a second home I’ve ever heard. So Gordon’s Big White Hope is just a lying, troughing hoon when you get right down to it. No change there really for a NuLabour Minister.
My post on the Times was exactly that. I look after Credit Derivs at a (one of the last) well respected banks. Nobody I know respects the guy. His nick name is blinky.
The general view is that he’s a political wonk who has risen on the back of Brown’s defunct reputation.
He can’t run the SATs process properly how is he going to run the most important business in the UK.
‘Big Dick at the FT’…….FFS he was 23. Who takes any notice of a 23 year old????
That tache is a bit off centre Guido. It looks like a giant bogie hanging from Ball’s left nostril.
O/T Could you do a FOI request about how many trolls are employed on the public purse to rebut anti-Labour blogs.
Dan Hannan’s excellent blog is particularly infested with negative responses.
Good point. If you read any article critical of Russia in Timesonline you will find an overwhelming number of responses defendi.inburgh.
All together now…
Gordon has only got one Balls
The other is there but she’s quite small
His mother, the stupid bugger
Failed to smother the c*nt when he was only small.
that’s really quite catchy…
****Applause****
It doesn’t quite hang
Big like JG Broon’s (Ed) Balls……….
An ‘only’ too many I fear.
I really don’t think anything this administration does is relevant anymore. Ed Balls? Mickey Mouse?who really gives a fuck.
This admin is dead in the water and what we are watching is a macabre sideshow of a leader with no authority or power.
A sad delusional case with no grip on reality who needs to be put out of his misery humanely and soon.
Lets hope the Euro’s and the Locals accelerate this humane act and we get the GE we so badly need to get this country off it’s knees and begin to undo the damage that this psycopath and his NWO predecessor have wrought upon us.
‘put out of his misery humanely and soon.’
No! No! No! No!
I want him tortured, long and slow, he should beg for death. that scotch bastard has ruined England and must pay.
Roll on Dave “Longshanks” Cameron (Scottish surely, Ed?)
Couldn’t agree more .. and whilst we’re at it .. lets deal with the “Tartan” Mafia with whom he & that “plastic” Jock Blair surrounded themselves ..
Then let’s start on the Welsh ..
I’m a great exponent of Independence .. the independence of England from the two pathetic little welfare-state “nations” who’ve been living high-on-the -hog, like parasites at our expense ..
Have to say I’m with Lofa on this one. Not longer than 6 weeks though…
what has being a jock got to do with it? we got over the fact Thatcher was an english tory bitch years ago…..
Not Mickey Mouse. You need Scrooge McDuck for Chancellor. Mickey can be Speaker.
@ Canary Wharf Rat.
Why did you place an apostrophe between the “o” & “s” of Euro’s (sic). This would indicate a possessive, i.e. the “Euro’s value is excessive; or a missing vowel, i.e. the Euro’s a debased currency.
Interestingly there is no apostrophe between the “a” & “l” of Locals.
Can it be that you are really using greengrocer’s English?
Nick – you bring up an important issue that is seen on many of the replies, that of bad grammer and spelling. This is probably a result of Labour fiddling with the education system when it wasn’t broken in the first place. League tables and the dumbing down of core subjects just to gain high number of exam passes.
In truth, they ain’t learned proper these days.
Another Labour failure to affect the younger generation.
grammar
Bad spelling is a result of the “look and say” method of teaching children to read, rather than the traditional “phonics” method. “Look and say” was introduced in the 1970s by trendy lefties. Both children and teachers were attacked when they tried to stick to phonics.
“Phonics” required children to read a word by pronouncing the letters. This gave children a good understanding of spelling. Realising how bad “look and say” was, but too cowardly to admit they were wrong, the educational establishment now use “synthetic phonics”.
I suppose you meant ‘greengrocers’ English’, or is there one only greengrocer you have mind?
If you go back to the Nineteenth Century, you will find people writing and/or Publishers printing “her’s” and “their’s” – under the illusion, no doubt, that you perpetuate, that the apostrophe indicates what used to be called The Genitive. In Early and Middle English, there was still the remnant of a declined language (e.g. who – whom – whose, he- him -his), the Genitive normally having an additional, unstressed syllable (feond – feondes; Beowulf – Beowulfes). But, as the vowel in this unstressed syllable increasingly became the indeterminate sound Phoneticians call shewa, before long, there was an elision and feond/es became feonds, Beowulfes became Beowulfs: but there was an historical sense, a dim memory, that there was once, perhaps still should be, a something before that final ’s’: and it is that, which the possessive apostrophe memorialises. With plurals where there is already an ‘-s’ ending, our English laxity allowed another spitty ’s’ to be elided/omitted, an apostrophe signalling this omission (the greengrocers-es – the greengrocerss – the greengrocers’).The Apostrophe then serves an additional purpose: how, at a glance, would you pronounce E-U-R-O-S? yew-Ross? The Apostrophe breaks the word p for us: Euro + the plural ’s’. For numbers of other words ending in vowels, another solution is at hand: lest we mis-read the plural of Tomato, and pronounce Toma-toss, an ‘e’ tells us that the ‘o’ is a long one – Toma-toes. However, the ‘Greengrocer’s Apostrophe comes really into its own, when he writes ‘Peach’s’ or ‘Turnip’s’, where perfectly good plurals exist: ‘Peachs’, ‘Turnips’. However, and notwithstanding, N.H.N. overlooked Canary Wharf Rat’s “it’s”, failing to observe the convention that ‘its’ indicates a Neuter Possessive (‘The dog wagged its tail.’), whereas ‘it’s’ is short-hand for it is (‘It’s the system’s fault!’).
Furthermore and also too, N.N.H. kindly refrained from drawing attention to Canary Wharf Rat’s individual spelling “psycopath”, where many people prefer the spelling ‘psychopath’.
Surely the plural of peach is peaches, not as you say, ‘peachs’.
Good lord – is it that time already?
A prick as Prime Mincer and two Balls beneath him
shagging a hoon
And a vast number of clingons bringing up the rear !
And another thing…….. I really am so grateful that there is such a forum for spleen to be vented.
Thanks for your blogs – good for you Guido etc…….
You are a bercow and I claim my five guineas
fowl or pigs. I’m afraid we’ve run fresh out of pounds.
Caligula recognises the wisdom of Guido
Caligula’s horse gives you a wink Guido…
In a weird masochistic way, I hope Brown does give Balls the job of Chancellor.
The sheer insanity of the idea, makes it appealing.
Having said that, the only reason to stick Balls in the Treasury, is to run the mother of all paper shredding operations, to destroy all evidence of McMental’s sticky fingers and his contribution to our dire economic woes.
12 Million smokers – Goodbye Labour,
and what is turning out to be the generalised corruption of New Labour
PFR ?
Contract ?
Consultants ?
Public relations firms ?
“Financiers” ?
YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE QUARTER OF THE CORRUPT FILTH OF CRIMINAL NEW LABOUR YET…
THIS IS GOING TO BE HUGE GUIDO
THE SORT OF GENERALISED CORRUPTION BROUGHT OUT IN PUBLIC THAT BRITAIN HAS NEVER SEEN OR EVER IMAGINED
MARK MY WORDS PLEASE…
IT WILL BE REGIME CHANGING….
AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT NOW…
I agree
I can only hope that the complacent and corrupted journalists who have sat on their asses for years will now begin to do their job..
It is high time…
NOT TO SPEAK OF THE DISGRACEFUL BBC WHICH HAS BEEN A PARTY TO THIS PILLAGING OF BRITAIN WHICH MUST BE ABILISHED ALONG WITH THE HOUSE OF FRAUDS (LORDS)
BBC “Politics” page currently has no mention whatsoever of any opinion polls, leading as they do with:
“Brown pledges MP code of conduct
MPs face a legally binding code of conduct to “clean-up” politics after the expenses row, Gordon Brown tells the BBC. “
Auntie’s now so far up hisfucking arse – this is OUR MONEY too being spent on this rediculous propoganda ‘journalism’
And how come Blears gets pilloried while Balls doesn’t? (Rhetorical question.) Frankly, things can’t get much worse – I’d be perfectly happy to see him elevate Balls to the position of Grand Finance Poobah, given that it’s only going to increase the Tory majority come next May.
‘Frankly, things can’t get much worse’
I think you do Gordon and pals a disservice. They’ve spent years redefining rock bottom. And I doubt they are capable of stopping now.
I have no doubt whatsoever that Brown & his Little Helpers can rise to new depths in redefining ‘rock bottom’.
Because Broon doesn’t fancy Blears!
First thing he has got right! I don’t fancy Blears either.
Think about this, was the Queens father, George the 6th a closet Homosexual ? He died of TB ( aids) . Would explain a lot. In fact going back to James the first this would make perfect sense. If so The queen mum was a beard, maybe Diana was to.
Why should we think about it, when it is very, very clear that you have not?
Que? George Vl died of lung cancer.
Fool
And??
‘…and! Exactly my point, Fawlty! Can’t trust them. Never could. Shifty lot, these Germans: eyes so close together it’s dam’ difficult to get a bullet between ‘em. As for the Wops ‘n’ the Frogs: can’t even retreat in disorder properly. Thank you: yes, another one. Don’t look now, Fawlty, not a word! There’s one of them come in here now. What? No, not Royalty, Fawlty…Your Highness! It’s a great privilege… forgive me not kissing your hand… germs, y’know. I was just saying to Fawlty here, wasn’t I…?’ (exits)
[Miss Tibbs] ‘Oh, Mr. Fawlty, whatever have you been telling The Major about us? You are naughty, you know!’
‘Oh, I couldn’t possibly tell you that, Miss Tibbs… Official Secrets!’
‘Oh, Mr. Fawlty!
Is everyone in the bunker bonkers?
Yes. Of course they are.
Did you hear the emergency November budget with its made up numbers? Did you hear the April budget with it’s insane borrowing figures of 180bn quid (or whatever) this year that had to be revised upwards by 20bn quid the next day?
They’re utterly fucking hatstand.
In an insane boom year like 2007 all Gordon’s many and various taxes brought in 600bn quid and now two year later we’ve got a shortfall of 200bn quid? And the same next year and then various loony numbers which suggest that we’ll be breaking even when my grandkids are old enough to vote.
How the fuck could they be anything but completely insane.
Bunker-wise we are at the stage where Brown is testing poison on his dog, marrying his secretary and the Russians have tanks rolling down the street next door.
Don’t forget the hope that the Anglo-Americans will conclude a separate peace and join the fight against the Russians. This must be the Lib-Lab pact strategy.
dont forget he has also tried sending children out to fight bye elections !
It saves the MPs from having to face the voters! People are unlikely to smack a small kid in the mouth just because he’s handing out a NuLabour leaflet. However, if it was the MP in question…….
David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later
Full story hitting the front pages of that Labour rag The Mail on Sunday tomorrow.
I’m afraid this is blatant snout in the trough behaviour and we’ll see how many hypocrites are suddenly “ok” with the piggy behaviour now or decide to ignore it from Dave ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189788/Cameron-took-maximum-taxpayer-funded-mortgage–paid-75k-loan-months-later.html
UKIP just got themselves another massive wodge of votes.
Did you actually read the story. It’s completely unintelligible. I wouldn’t get your hopes up too much, mate.
Yes! There’s an excuse for troughing we haven’t heard yet.
It was not just within the rules but the charges are completly unintelligable!
I’m sure that will go down well with the voters.
Dave is a greedy troughing piggy and he’s been lecturing the entire Commons and public on how disgusted he is with the whole lot of them knowing full well he himself is a fat greedy piggy. He’s not QUITE as bad as his mentor Blair it is true. But as we know though Dave tries had to measure up to the sheer lying PR mendacity of Blair he often falls short.
And the Tory grandees he’s slapped into retirement are laughing their ass off at his discomfort right now. Even Bill Cash and the latest major Piggy front bencher Eleanor Laing will have some weaponry to throw back in Daves pious face should he demand they step down.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5410704/MPs-expenses-Eleanor-Laing-didnt-pay-capital-gains-tax-on-second-home.html
And this NuLabour scumbag should be dropkicked out of Politics immediately
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5413894/MPs-expenses-Labours-Frank-Cook-claimed-5-for-church-collection.html
Don’t know why Guido has dropped the porkbusters as we have a whole new tranche of them coming in now ?
what a load of bollocks, they are really scraping the barrel trying to get something out of it.
No. You’re right. Dave can’t do worse than be pro-europe, anti UK. If I wanted to be eurpean I’d go and fucking live there but I was born in England. I’m really pissed off by these thieving traitors.
doesn’t really chime in with the squeaky clean tough on greedy pigs tough on the causes of greedy pigs image he’s tried to portray though does it ?
the sums of money involved are anything but negligable and cameron is in no position to be claiming the full amount considering he is most assuredly not a man troubled by financial difficulties.
you also failed to notice the significance that it’s the Mail on Sunday running this front page splash but please continue to excuse and attempt to justify this greedy behaviour as we all remember that brown was justly pilloried when his piggery was revealed. one rule for brown another for cameron.
fairness dictates decrying the filthy snouts in the trough wherever it originates
The article states:
“There is no suggestion that he broke any rules. But mortgage experts say that if he had kept the loan on his London home and borrowed £75,000 less on the Oxfordshire property, taxpayers could have been saved more than £22,000 between 2002 and 2007.”
But that’s nonsense, as a later statement said:
“‘If he had paid £75,000 toward Oxfordshire it would not have been cheaper for the taxpayer, as that mortgage is far higher than the amount he was able to claim for – particularly in 2001, when the amount you were able to claim for was much lower.”
So Cameron didn’t gain as much as a brass farthing by paying off the money, sunshine.
parsing speculative comments about another mortgage and dismissing the wanton greedy piggery with “There is no suggestion that he broke any rules.”
So let’s see… “it was all within the rules” but you’d rather look the other way than deal with ” It was about £1,700 a month that I was claiming. That was quite close to the maximum you could claim at the time but I did not at that stage claim for anything else.”
Sheer piggery from a wealthy individual that did not need it. He’s obviously taking tips from the Cabinet in his property dealings.
“Mr Cameron sold the Kensington property in 2005 for £1,150,000 – a profit of £935,000 – and bought another house nearby. His Oxfordshire home
is estimated to be worth just under £1million, a paper profit of more than £300,000.
His mortgage claim is potentially contentious because, coincidentally or not, experts say that it corresponds approximately to the upper limit of the ACA, which covers the costs of running an MP’s second home. In the financial year 2002-03, the first full year Mr Cameron claimed under the ACA, he received the maximum £19,722.
In 2003-04, he claimed £20,328, just £5 less than the maximum, and in 2004-05 he took the maximum of £20,902.”
but it’s just NuLabour who are behind this particular expenses allegation right ?
in the Mail on Sanday. with this choice quote…
“One Tory MP last night attacked Mr Cameron’s alleged ‘double standards’ crackdown on some MPs and soft handling of others. ‘It’s like living through one of Stalin’s purges,’ said the MP.
‘It’s all deeply divisive. Some people are being asked simply to apologise while others are being told they have questions to answer. That’s code for: let’s get all the lunatics in a local constituency to stage a public execution.
‘Although MPs have simply been obeying the rules as they were, Cameron is saying that’s not enough. He seems to want to make burnt offerings of other MPs. Fine, but on that basis, why doesn’t he repay years of mortgage interest claims above £1,250 a month that he’s claimed for?’”
You keep excusing and trying to justify the piggery and I’ll laugh at the double standards while you do so. because brown’s piggery should also disqualify him from moralising to the nation and his MP’s about unacceptable behaviour as clearly as this highlights camerons hypocritical piety and crocodile tears.
the voters are tired of pathetic excuses for piggies, petal.
This shows why ACA is bad. Even within the rules and no effort is made a troughing the taxpayer is helping people who are on three times the national average wage and four times if you count expenses to obtain property portfolios and thta is not why we elected them.
David Cameron started claiming the maximum allowance quicker than a crack head whore would get down and suck your cock for a fiver.
Dave is a scheming corrupt fucking c’unt.
Shame really, he could have been a contender if he wasn’t a fraudster.
Time to look a little more closely at McBust’s arrangement with his flat, his grace-and-favour residence, his light bulbs….
Mr F? Any suggestions?
This smear story has come staright fromthe Brown bunker.
There’s a campaign started to boycott the Mail for a week because of this. I won’t be buying it for a while.
That news will boost Ukip from 3% to 4%, maybe.!!
I’m not quite sure why, but Mr & Mrs Balls scare me rigid. Yes, perhaps it’s that there is something of the Reich about them (to adapt a phrase).
BTW, I agree wholeheartedly with most of the sentiments expressed concerning the incompetent, duplicitous, fifth-rate rabble which has brought the country to its present parlous state, but some of the language in the comments does rather spoil what is otherwise a good read.
I’m not quite sure why, but Mr & Mrs Balls scare me rigid. Yes, perhaps it’s that there is something of the Reich about them (to adapt a phrase).
Fantastic. Is that your own work?
You should copyright it.
‘Something of the Reich about them’. Brilliant.
I am Albert Speerpoint, and I’m going to hang the lot of ‘em
LOL! One has to be of a certain age to interpret that one!
Could you no be Albert Pierpoint instead?
Reich and Chancellor ? Is he trying to nick my fucking job ?
To DR at 174 – too damn right !
JGM2: Very glad you liked it – and how good of you to say so. Yes, original, I think – at least I am not aware that I have seen it elsewhere. (But I am open to correction!)
You said I was mad, but it all came to pass….
You’re still mad, turquoise boy.
I believe you David!
Which ones are the lizard men David!!!!!! I believe you now.
You are David Icke and I claim my five peanuts
Balls has the rare but fully deserved distinction of being the most odious and loathsome politician of modern times – and that’s saying something when you scan the front bench at PMQs in the hope of finding someone – anyone – with anything that might pass for competence and honour. The wagon of state is careering down the hill, McBust the prime mentalist at the controls, all wheels now off, brakes gone, steering completely disconnected, and a copy of his Dignitas membership stuffed deep in a pocket.
If this isn’t just a silly story put out by Balls and his pals then we should welcome it. It will unify people who already hate NuLiebour with a passion and will provide them with a very clear target for their anti vote. Bring it on, it should now guarantee McBust’s complete shafting at the next GE and, we all hope, the end of a bunch of vile, spiteful and incompetent control freaks, who actually lost control a long time ago.
So what?
£10 says the high level source was Miliband – or someone acting for him.
“Never waste a crisis is a good guide to getting out of a mess. And British politics has got into a mess,” Miliband writes in the News Of The World.
That cynical ‘never waste a good crisis’ rubbish is straight out of the mouth of Rahm Emanuel, Obama’s spin doctor; the American Alistair Campbell.
It looks as though Miliband is making a bid for the zanulabour leadership again. Perhaps Miliband fancies himself as the British Obama and is taking lessons from Obama’s spin doctor :o)
He has had his chance. Brown the merciless fixed him.
He won’t try again until someone else kicks the door in.
Look at the full quote from Rahm Emanuel, Bill Quango:
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/03/never-waste-good-crisis.html
“You never want a good crisis to go to waste. What I mean by that is it’s an opportunity to do something your couldn’t do before”
That chilling piece of cynicism has become the mantra of the Obama administration.
Miliband plagiarised it just as Hillary Clinton did, but left out the telling, second part of the mantra…
and we all know how badly Obama’s election campaign went :o)
So what’s Miliband going to do? shoot down Brown in a hail of deadly bananas?
What? Banana Boy as a credible leader of the UK? That really is scraping the barrel.
FFS, you couldn’t make this up if you tried. Has Broon totally lost it? It reads like the script from a totally implausible 3rd rate sitcom.
It must be smoke & mirrors – he’s just selling us a dummy before coming up with another cunning stunt to save the world.
I think Adolf Hitler would be insulted by people comparing him to Edward No Bollocks.
Labour accused of dishonesty over leaflet ‘charade
SNP weighs in ahead of European election fight
By Tom Gordon, Scottish Political Editor
SCOTTISH LABOUR was last night embroiled in a row over its European election leaflets, after the same quotes praising the prime minister were attributed to different families living at opposite ends of the country.
A couple identified as “Gillian and Barry from Port Seton” were quoted in leaflets used in the Lothians as saying: “It’s Gordon Brown’s leadership that will get us through these tough times. Labour is the only party on the side of hard-working families, standing up for Scottish people nationally and in Europe.”
The couple and their young daughter Hanna also appear on the front of Scottish Labour’s manifesto for Thursday’s poll.
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However, leaflets distributed in the Highlands and Islands attribute precisely the same quote to “The Conniff Family, from Wester Ross”.
The quote also appears next to a family on Labour leaflets in Greater Manchester, with the phrase “British people” substituted for “Scottish people”.
Another variation turns up in Central Scotland, where “the McDonald family from Sauchie” feel they can “rely on Gordon Brown’s leadership to see the country through these tough times”.
One of the Conniff family, Christine, was a Labour party list candidate in the Highlands and Islands at the 2007 elections.
Dundee West MSP Joe Fitzpatrick, the SNP’s European election campaign coordinator, said Labour had been caught red-handed.
“This is the kind of dishonesty we have come to expect from Labour. Voters will be deeply disappointed with this charade. Labour have failed to produce a manifesto which addresses the concerns of the people of Scotland – cutting and pasting from their UK document instead – so it comes as no surprise their leaflets are of the same construction.”
A Scottish Labour spokesman said people had been asked to “sign up to” an agreed quote for the front of its leaflets, then given space for their own thoughts on the back. There are 72 UK seats in Brussels up for grabs in Thursday’s poll, down from 78 in 2005. Scotland will return six MEPs, down from seven last time. In the 2004 European election, the Conservatives took 26.7% of the national vote, with Labour on 22.6%, UKIP on 16.1% and the Liberal Democrats on 14.9%.
A Populus poll in yesterday’s Times now puts Labour in third place behind UKIP, suggesting the scandal of MPs’ expenses has had a devastating effect on Brown’s standing. Support for the Conservatives in the European election was 30%, UKIP were on 19%, Labour on 16% and the LibDems on 15%.
The same poll found 62% of voters thought Brown had been most badly damaged by the expenses saga, compared to 5% who felt it was Cameron.
the sunday herald 31.05.2009
Did I ever mention how upset I am about the premature death of my beloved and precious daughter Jennifer who is particularly in our thouights on this, the seven year and four month anniversary of her death ….
Vote Labour
Did I ever mention how upset I am about the premature death of my beloved and precious son Ivan who is particularly in our thouights on this, the three month and five day anniversary of his death ….
Vote Conservative
No doubt the duplicitous bastard would be quite happy to do something like that if he thought it would bring him in one more vote. I do feel sympathy for him & Sarah over what happened to baby Jennifer, as a Mum myself I can’t imagine anything more horrendous happening.
However, they’ve already used her at least twice – big story in the DM a couple of years ago, when things were going badly for Brown, that Sarah was helping re-launch a cookery book & had contributed a recipe, I think – book put out by a group involved in baby deaths. Then there was another article looking for sympathy & support recently claiming that Brown was still suffering the after effects of her death. Completely shameless – both of them.
Such a parcel of rogues in a nation (Robert Burns)
60 and 107: Not remotely appropriate.
well spotted
Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone!
So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!
– Oliver Cromwell
And 356 years later, nothing has changed…
Election now please http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoToCountryNow/
60 is appropriate because Brown chose to raise the subject at an extremely suspicious moment; 207 is not, because Cameron didn’t. End
This is disgraceful attributing the same quotes to different people to make the Prime Minister look good. Jacq
Jacqui Smith, who is the best Home secretary ever, attracts genuine affection for her being the Best Home secretasry ever whereas Gordon brown Premiersship rests on the fact that the Home Secretary is the best one ever and she makes him look good.
Something similar has happened in Greenwich -
http://torytroll.blogspot.com/2009/05/greenwich-labour-on-side-of-greenwich.html
Two contented residents, Mark and Miranda Bradley, appear on Labour leaflets saying,
“Labour’s helping us through these tough times”. However, as Adam Bienkov’s blog explains, Miranda is not only a Labour activist but also WORKS FOR AN MP.
haHAHAHA
235 – are you american or canadian?
G.R. – can’t say I’d blame him.
I feel sorry for you, Darling. Go and have a word with Geoffrey Howe. You can get some tips from him on how to ‘do it’.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/darling-down-balls-up.html
What a great idea, Balls for chancellor. Whilst we’re at it, don’t whisper in private Gordon, bring back Blunkett! He was brilliant as home secretary, PCSOs, affairs, share dealing………just what we need, ‘I LOVE THAT LITTLE BOY! AND JUST WANT TO BE HIS DAD.’
Two comedians working for a clown.
Cameron couldn’t pick you a better team…… if you even consider this, you’re not fit for office.
Yes, bring back Blind Pew – the Sympathy Vote as I’ve heard him called. I had to do an Equality & Diversity course at work & Blind Pew was in our textbook as an example of someone overcoming disability to win fame & fortune. Funnily enough, they forgot to mention the dodgy share dealing, bastards & visas for cleaning ladies/nannies. I suppose that touch of veracity might have offended NuLabour.
Come to think of it, Balls thought he was going to take over from snotty, with a golden financial inheritance. With fore sight like that, the Hoon isn’t even qualified to sweep up after a Dibley parish council meeting.
nice pic guido , i couldnt stop laughing at “city likes balls” comment.Remeber slow hand clap at cube
badger blowing off could be interesting , but imagine osbourne/ balls exchanges at dispatch box !! be pay back for So What, cough so weak.
as for lib dem ,lab alliance , it would confirm my theory on EU sell off , but cant see how it would work other than ferrets in a sack outcome , imagine clegg having to defend Id cards (u turn no2)
Kiss the children and wife , put your estate in order , for on thursday we fight for our freedom (and hopefully lower taxes),
As a real working class person (self employed, in construction) my affairs are in disarray, but that’s what happens after 12 years of socialism, taxing me when I earn it, taxing when I spend or save it and bringing in cheap labour to undercut me……god knows, i don’t know if I can hang on for another year with these shits.
I feel for you, they made cheap labour and under-cutting a virtue.
I know where you’re coming from, mate. You and thousands if not millions of others. And I can’t see the difference conservatives will make because what you describe fits with my business exactly under conservatives and being finally killed off circa Black Wednesday. Never recovered.
I’ll never blooody recover from these immigrants taking my jobs, especially seeing Labour stuffed up then pensions as well meaning even if i do find work i’ve got to work for many more years yet just to be able to retire with anything to live on. Labour scumbags need to be given concrete boots and thrown into the sea.
Has something happened ?
yes, for the first time in weeks I’ve been able to afford a night down the pub!
Nope.
Nothing ever really happens
Just same old same old soap
We are all born mad. I remain so.
I was born with a sunny disposition. I’m bloody livid now.
Let us not waste our time in idle discourse! Let us do something, while we have the chance! It is not every day that we are needed. But at this place, at this moment of time, all mankind is us, whether we like it or not. Let us make the most of it, before it is too late!
But that is not the question. Why are we here, that is the question. And we are blessed in this, that we happen to know the answer. Yes, in this immense confusion one thing alone is clear. We are waiting for Godot to come.
“Hell why not, the insane Caligula tried make his horse a consul. ”
The horse was pretty cheap on senatorial expenses, okay, he fooled around with the girls, but they were mostly of the same pedigree, and as for Caligula, he did floating palaces, not duck islands, he was completely insane, after a fashion, but he was under a lot of pressure, people were trying to steal his job and history has not been kind to him.
And the horse, made a better showing than most of the idiots we have in the House of Lords, or the house of commons.
This sad pantomime becomes more pythonesque every day.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see our lords and masters slip into ‘work’ dressed like those two off the bounty / plenty ad.
pause
Now I need brain bleach.
The Herr Chancellor Theorum.
if
Hitler = only got one Ball
then
Hitlers = only got one Balls
Ed Hitlers = only got one Ed Balls
Ed Balls = Ed Hitlers ÷ only got one
It might be balls squared?
Corollary:
‘Ed’ is a continuous real function and ‘only got one’ doesn’t equal zero
These fucking ‘people’.
Is everyone in the bunker bonkers?
I tell you, they’re bloody reptiles. David Icke was right. The tragedy is that most people will just laugh at the idea until it’s too late…
GRRR!!!!!
Remember, as Gordon’s hero Jo Stalin said,’it’s not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.’
Balls has a brilliant ballot box rigging strategy to be launched nationally. His reward has to be high office.
They added in a few million postal votes in 2005 mostly in marginals. They’ve changed election rules so ballot boxes have to be ’stored’ overnight under ‘guard’ and ‘counted’ the next day. Why is no one commenting on the upcoming election fraud which is going to be on a scale never witnessed before?
Come on Guido. You are winning the corrupt MP battle, only to let in an even worse selection of cretins slipped in by Slippery Balls’ ballot rigging tactics.
‘Why is no one commenting on the upcoming election fraud which is going to be on a scale never witnessed before?’
Because very few people really care who gets in. It doesn’t matter who you vote for, you always end up with a Government.
(sighs)
I think the phrase is” the elephant in the room.”
Since Glenrothoes,I have been convinced that Brown is pinning his hopes on large scale electoral fraud.I don’t think it will work.At Glenrothoes(his own patch)he was able to mobilise the party machine and concentrate on one area and at a time when the other parties did not realise his plot.
At a general election the remaining party activists will be too dispersed to repeat it and I assume that the other parties will be more watchful.
I hope you’re right Bergan, but you have to consider that the higher echelons of Labour are true socialists and therefore suspicious of democracy as it may deliver the wrong result. Look at the way they treated Livingstone over selection for mayor (I’m no fan), sticking with postal ballots when it is obvious its open to corruption, the election of Martin as speaker with side bets. They don’t really believe in democracy, just their right to rule. See 109 above, their hero also said ‘The end justifies the means’. Fiddling the election will come as easy to them as fiddling the country’s finances, exam results, health statistics, immigration figures, law and order stats……………….
They just don’t do honesty, ever!
Green protest vote?
(the icecaps ARE melting…) but the only ‘extremist’ (previously fringe) party getting any coverage is the BNP…what’s that all about then?
True though innit…(wiggles eyebrows like groucho)
Not today’s. Maybe the day after Guido gets his arse in gear and blows up parliament…In all seriousness though, these might be quite exciting times. There is good cause to be optimistic. Then of course it could be just the same old horseshit on repeat forever.
The only vote that means anything in this terrified, sheepish country is unfortunately where you choose to spend your hard earned currency. (not that anyone cares).
Our political system is rotten to the core, founded on a philosophy that has long since been proved to be fatally flawed. Capitalism is floundering about, reeling. Soon it will be dead on the floor, twitching and we may be able to start shaping a brave new world worth living in.
Huxley feared what we desire will ruin us. I’d say it has ruined us, we just haven’t all realised it yet…
Typical of socialists is their attempt to portray “capitalism” as a credo, some arbitary invented system like their own but opposed.
For thousands of years ordinary people have been selling the results of their labour: be it crops; clothes; pottery; leatherwork; carpentry and so on, in order to improve their standard of living. Whether that profit (for so it is) is used to get a better house, a donkey for the cart or a car.
Now socialists call this “capitalism” and attempt to steal it off ordinary people to give it to the state. Their aim? To increase the state’s power. The state they aim to control. So that they can trough at the people’s expense.
You may not know it but the Magic Roundabout was originally a French political satire with each character representing a figure in French politics so I like to compare myself with the eccentric bouncing character called Zebedee who is is a Boingy thing originally described as a jack-in-the-box.
Often he knows what is going to happen in advance. It is Zebedee who brings the magic back to the garden, and in times of chaos he restores order.
The more outlandish story lines (a pink cow and a talking snail are completely normal) tend to occur because of his magic and he has the ability to turn himself into anything he chooses.
Boingy, Boingy, Boingy, just wait for the Brown Bounce……shit the matron has just taken my bottle of vodka off me. Priory Rehab Clinic £400 per night and not even a mini-bar in the room.
I enjoyed this speech of yours, Mcnutter:
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/brown-honesty.html
Ermintrude is standing down is she not? Over the dry rot and the terrible spongiform business.
Sycophant Balls has no career experience outside of politics. He is not qualified to run a raffle let alone the national finances.
With that type of résumé I am absolutely right for the job. 2+2 = ??????, oh pass me the fcuking calculator Yvette.
What do you mean the batteries are flat, yes I’m aware that slide rules do not use batteries but I’m to be the next Chancellor of Exchequer and must have a calculator that works.
Just look me in the face and you’ll see I’ve given you the best years of my life so don’t speak to me like that you arsehole and when we move into number 10, I’m not changing my name to Yvette Balls, Tommy Cooper yes but not Yvette Balls.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
‘don’t forget to get a receipt fo that’
Neither had the Gorgon yet someone put the useless qunt in charge of the country’s finances.
As for the Balls – what has become of the exposé on their expense claims?
Have the bastards gagged the media?
C’mon Guido can someone please dig the dirt on these two odious bastards?
I received an email the other day with a spreadsheet detailing all MP’s claims.
If a pleb like me can receive that sort of info, some of you clever boys must be able to source the dirt on Adolph & Eva??
C’mon lads, chop, chop.
Keep it up Gordon, hopefully we won’t see you and your sorry party in office for atleast another 20 years.
Not twenty, but for ever!
Fuck 20 years!
I want to see these odious socialists so despised that they’re down there mixing it with the likes of Veritas to see who get their deposit back.
Nu Labour in 09/10 (who can tell but the sooner the better) will be like the Nazi party in 1945. Smashed and just a bad memory.
I’ve been practising my reverse parking and today when I went to the car someone had left a sticker on the windscreen with the word “Parking Fine”, that was jolly nice of them.
As a matter of interest, why doesn’t Gordon Brown drive a car? Some medical problem/medication that prevents it? I think we should be told. I was brought up nver to kick a man when he’s down. However, in Gordon’s case I’ll make an exception.
Why doesn’t Gordon Brown drive? Medical condition/medication that prevents him?
excellent the liberal and not so liberal elite are going to crash and burn this summer. Keep checking the cellars under westminster.
respected in the city is hardly something to be proud about!!
I beg to differ sir!
I was one of the most respected figures in the city and it hasn’t done me any harm.
Here MR Fred you never show up for your golf lessons.
Bernie Madoff was highly respected before he confessed to the biggest fraud in history.
He wasn’t found out; he confessed.
Who lost more money, Brown or Madoff?
The new ICM trannygraph poll stinks of fakery, its about as genuine as a Chinese Rolex!
There is no way that the libdems are on 25% the gap between other polls and this one is too massive to be realistic, it would be a fantastic boost to the idea of a liblab pact that would see newlabour retain power with the help of the libdems, a left/centre left alliance of pro EUSSR comrades in power is scary, they are using their glove puppets in the media to urge people not to vote, it would be a godsend to the bastards and would go a long way to saving Browns arse.
EVERY SINGLE NON VOTE IS A VOTE FOR BROWN AND HIS GANG OF CROOKED BASTARDS!
vote green?
sorry, that should have been:
VOTE GREEN!!!
yeah! Go democracy, GO!!
erm,…sometime next year…maybe….
(sighs)
We don’t have any democracy left. We exported it all to Afghanistan and Iraq.
We were’nt using it so why not?
‘EVERY SINGLE NON VOTE IS A VOTE FOR BROWN AND HIS GANG OF CROOKED BASTARDS!’
Nonsense – every abstention in person by spoiling the ballot paper is a vote for a reform of this squalid parliamentary ‘democracy’. Remove the MPs legitimacy – whatever their label – by saying ‘None of you’.
Remember that Hazel Blears claimed a Labour victory in her constituency on a turnout of 17%.
Reporting Officers do not publicly announce the number of spoiled ballot papers (unfortunately).
Gordon arrested in Crete!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2447501/Fancy-dress-Brit-nuns-arrested.html
The Queen is the head of the British army and she herself was in uniform in 1944 – unlike myself, so I am absolutely the right person to attend D-Day 65th-anniversary fiasco in Normandy along with the 800 odd vets.
The fact that I will be standing shoulder to shoulder with my hero, yo, Barack has nothing to do with my decision, nor is the fact that I sat on the invitation till it was too late for the Queen to go so I would be upstaged by the old woman.
I had tried to get the photo-op, sorry celeberation (Ed is that the correct word?) staged before the local and european elections to allow for a “Brown-Bounce” but unfortunately Obama , Merkel, Sarkozy & a P&O ferry worker wouldn’t take a blind bit of notice of what I said so it has to be June 6th.
I’ll send you all a post-card.
Well said. There are two good reasons why HMQ should be attending – firstly she is the only serviing Head of State who put on a uniform during the war and got her hands dirty and, secondly, she would have been the only Head of State who wasn’t there for her own agrandisment.
Yet another total cock-up by McBust, but a great photo-op too….
This is nothing to do with useless heads of state and photo opportunities. This is a commemoration. My dad went in on D+3 and was wounded in action as a 17 year old. People like him deserve respect for what they did. All the politicians there would not be able to do what they do without the efforts of Allied soldiers in WW2.
If this goverment does not do ‘commemorations’ that explains exactly what they are. Ignorant bastards with no idea what this country is about and no connections with its people. And fuck all respect for those who fought and died for it.
Total shits every one.
-applause-
Sums up the socialist s*wine. McHamlet’s views on armed forces is seen in the paper mache equipment he gives troops in Afghanistan.
Brown does not have the balls to fire Darling. Darling has leverage. Darling can bring Brown down.
Balls as Chancellor is almost as good as Harman as PM. Do it Gordon – please !!!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5412679/Disaster-for-Gordon-Brown-as-Labour-falls-below-Lib-Dems-in-new-poll.html
‘Brown does not have the balls’ ‘to sack’
ballsack darling?
heh..
Yesterday, the writing was on the toilet wall in Cardiff.
Brown Must Go.
The prime mentalist can do all he likes…
The polls make it clear that all he would be doing would be shifting the chairs around on the Titanic.
And the sooner they all fucking sink, the better…
If the Prime Mentalist makes him Chancellor, and leaves Yvette where she is, then can we realistically sing that the our great leader
“has only got one Ball”
?
guido im pillin off my face
i was having a ball till i read this
now i actualy feel like crying
you should be more responsible with your weekend posts
:@
cheer up Edward
“Widely respected in the city”
Yes, he is actually. That’s because he is known to have attended at least one Bilderberg meeting. The city has its share of representatives in the same brotherhood for sure.
But would he advise restraint from the pattern of greed, or bend over like Mandy to give the bankers what they want.
Does he roll up his trouser leg and shake hands in a peculiar manner?
Bilderberg has a certain “protocol” ring to it, neh?
WASN’T THIS STORY IN THE SUNDAY TELEGRAPH AND SUNDAY MIRROR A WHILE BACK?
WONDER WHY THE SUNDAY TIMES IS RECYCLING IT NOW?
It’s called timing. Like your comment – made me chuckle (at not with)
The insane kamikaze act is certain – Balls as Chancellor, Mandelson as Foreign Secretary, Blunkett as Home Secretary.
Who is actually running the country at present. No recess for Parliament, there should be a General Election, the game is up for Brown and Labour, shuffling his cabinet will not “cut-it”. Word has it there will be a leadership challenge to Brown this week, what is the point of putting a new head on the dragon. The march to Downing Street is needed more than ever.
….and all his quango*crats too.
Troughing is rife not just among MPs they’re all at it.
Loads of piggy swill here Mr F:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6396004.ece
Travel, food, chauffeurs – quango*crats are at it too
Steven Swinford and Roger Waite
COUNCIL chiefs and quango*crats are claiming up to £35,000 a year each in expenses for hotels, lavish meals, sat navs and, in one case, £18.50 for dishwasher tablets.
Yes, it’s high time we examined these hitherto hidden troughers. Just imagine how many individual council tax payments something like 12 (utterly useless) trips abroad have consumed. Whenever they plead that they are hard up, I just laugh. And don’t even start me off on their complaints about shortages in pension funding…..
If anything is guaranteed to get people on the streets it will be yet another above-inflation rise in council tax, when they try to spin that it represents ‘good value for money’ or that other old favourite – ‘we have held down your increase to just 5%’ etc etc.
Jesus, the fucking trough is getting bigger by the day. It will be an ocean before long.
Self serving, apologist,smug, nannying fuckwits.
Fire at will on my command.
Poor Will. :(
Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer, ein Ball.
I am just waiting for the day that Mr & Mrs Blinkybollocks feature in the Telegraph’s upcoming Souvenir Edition of MP’s expenses fiddles and fraudulent conversion of taxpayer’s money.
Perhaps it might even appear on the same day that the sub-prime mentalist announces his new cabinet for total destruction of the government and ZanNuLab. Wouldn’t that be a fine day to be up and about?
Not as long as he’s friends with the DT editor.
Hopefully he and his nasty partner will need a bit more than that to come ouit of all this not smelling of dog poo.
Perhaps there might be some high minded soul in the Telegraph who would onpass the dirt to a more principled newspaper? You never really know how things will turn out…
Caligula was mad , sending an army to fight Poseidon, sex with his sister etc. Brown is not insane just deluded. Blaire was more a victim of his vanity. In both cases the comparison with Caligula works.
Blinky has only got one ball… etc., etc.
Mentalist:- (From The Free Dictionary.com)
mentalism
the doctrine that objects of knowledge have no existence except in the mind of the perceiver, as in Berkeleianism. — mentalist, n. — mentalistic, adj.
the doctrine that objects of knowledge have no existence except in the mind of the perceiver. — mentalist, n. — mentalistic, adj.
It follows that the epithet of “Prime Mentalist”, as applied to the raving fool in No. 10, is very apposite!
Read all about it…
Bunker Bonkers Balls Brown’s Big Blobby Blast
Balls has done an appallingly bad job as Minister of Girls’ Toilets, Families and LGBT Partnerships.
He has fucked the education system with his obsessive dogma-driven meddling and will fuck the economy too, what’s left of it.
I loathe the man. I mean, really, really hate him.
when did Brown decide it is time for a NOVICE?
He didn’t, he decided it was time for an INVOICE. Forged of course.
Coffee gone!
Arf!!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Budd_Dwyer
An example all our MP’s should consider
Oh yes! I’ll nominate Gordon for the starring role.
Balls has got Brown sauce dribbling down his chin
He’s on fucking glue if he makes Balls chancellor.
***BROWN ALERT***
Tip off from our entertainment correspondent: Brown expected to be doing a turn on the Andrew Marr “show” this morning.
Tip off proven correct. Brown in full sincerity mode with the odd little smile and plenty of open hand gestures – “Look, Andrew, hang on a minute, as you know, I was the first to refer these practices to the Committee on Standards and Practices way way before the Telegraph go hold of the story.In fact we, I, referred it to them last year”
“I don’t think I’m dithering on the matter are being slow-footed,we need to get this right……………” ” We must have ‘due process ‘in all this……..”
“If people have done wrong they must pay the money back and they will be punished !” On Hazel Blears,Darling,Purnell etc…….”Look, Andrew I haven’t seen the full lists that the Telegraph has and we need to take everything in context and judge each person’s case invidually,it would be wrong for me to comment publicly on individuals cases whether in the Cabinet or elsewhere whilst there is an investigation proceeding and the ‘due process’ going on…..”………..Catch it on i-player if you missed it
Don’t think I could watch it on iPlayer without throwing up. I usually flick the TV off when Gordon or any other scum invade the screen.
Dead right. If he thinks he’s touring the studios to convince us he’s the man getting on with the job to get us out of this shambles then count me out. I feel utterly sickened every time he tries to appear on my TV, and whenever he tries it either goes off in very short order or the set is at risk of physical damage. I find it impossible to express my deep loathing for this puffed up and utterly incompetent imbecile, and the mental pygmies with whom he surrounds himself.
Adolf Balls, Chancellor? These idiots are deluded beyond endurance. It’s like watching two halves of a pantomime horse tripping about their own legs on stage.
Boycott the Mail for a week.
Today’s front page smear against Cameron by the Mail on Sunday was thought up by Brown’s spinners and tame journalists on the paper. A desperate and disgraceful attempt to try to claw back support for Brown, the most despised PM in history.
Jion the campaign against the Mail. If you are a reader of this paper, don’t buy it for the next week.
What a disgusting rag. Doing Brown’s dirty work for him.
Absolutely – it makes me laugh when people say the Mail is a “Conservative Paper”- all last year we had to suffer Dacre’s “Brown Puff Pieces” masquerading as editorial comment although thankfully that seems to have subsided at Christmas – but the muck won’t stick – the voters have made their minds up – Cameron has played a blinder and left Brown floundering hence his appearance on his broadcaster of choice and favourite interviewers programme – “The Andrew Marr Show” this morning but even though Moats , Duck Island and Tree lined estates were all down to Tory “old garde” troughers the electorate still see Cameron has taking the tough and brutal decisions needed and think he could well be the Prime Minister in waiting.
By the by in the same paper – Peter Oborne is off on his usual anti-Camo rant !!! He really ought to have done with it and join UKIP which he obviously feels affinity with.
That piece of shit Brown is on his mate’s TV show at 9am – Andrew Marr Show – you will see him sit there as if the world is right,he feels our pain and is going to unveil a “National Plan”.
He is mentally ill and unable to connect reality to his own world.
Marr will lick his arse and never ask him the tough questions;
1.)You are a criminal – why are you not sacking the entire cabinet for fraud?
2.)You are the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had – why are you NOT resigning immediately
3.)Why don’t you understand that this country never wants to see you ever again in any public office?
I advise you NOT to watch unless you locked all sharp knives away and have no history of high blood pressure.
National Plan? We’re still waiting for him to articulate (hah) his “vision”, I thought.
Missing vision, anyone?
licking the arse is known as rimming in some circles.
The National Plan;
1.) Shoot all cabinet members,getting them to stand behind each other to save bullets.
2.)Brown to be tried for economic and social crimes against the UK
3.)Parliament immediately dissolved
4.)General Election in September (avoids holiday season,gives time for the fine detail of fraud etc to be examined
5.)Two party system abolished – at least 100 independent MP’s elected.
6.)Ed Balls and wife to be taken to Bucharest to star in a movie ;
“Caucesceu And His Missus – Their Last 4 Days”
Our EU masters will have ordered it so everyone votes Cleggy boy so he continues the handover the UK piece by piece, It’s the price Cameron pays for stoking the EU skeptic flames.
Carrying a knife can lead to four years in prison apparently. So Gordon’s back is safe a while longer yet.
Very reasonable, when it’s 7 years for telling a joke and 10 years for taking a photograph.
Mate,
The economy is fucked anyway – does not matter if Hitler,Himmler,Heidrich or Goebbels is in charge – we are fucked forever with the debt these criminals have singed up for.
The only way to stop this is to march on Downing Street – 5 million people march.
Do you think the French would be doing nothing? No Way – we must march.
Did anyone see Evette (is she a man?) on the TV putting on a fake northern accent? I can’t stand her. She brought us the Home Improvement Pack. I’d like to fill her in. And then the smug TW*T Ed. Rather like greek poetry where the words are so rude there is no English translation I think he’s a *******ng ******er and should be put in the stocks along with the rest of the patronising smug ****ers.
Ball’s is actually unable to speak and string a sentence together – watch him in any interview/speech – he is literally unable to string one complete sentence together.
Brown – get Ball’s in as Chancellor – this will be great entertainment.
Next,he will be digging up the revered and much missed John Smith and claiming him as Home Secretary.
Ah yes John Smith who was buried with the Kings of Scotland. What a brilliant piece of propaganda that was.
Balls for Chancellor and Mandelson for the Foreign Office. !! The two most disliked men in the government.!! What an unelectable trio they will make with Brown.
It just shows how detached from reality Gordon is.
All the same I hope Gordon does it because it will give the Blairites a better chance to mount a coup early. And then we might get an early GE.
Goodbye Labour.
Come ON, Nell! The longer Cyclops stays in Number 10, the bigger the Tory majority. If you read the piece in today’s Sunday Times by turncoat Portillo, suggesting how Labour could win with the Retired Postman in the hot-seat, you’ll see what I mean. A valuable gauge of the stupidity of the British voting public is that they have told canvassers it’s Cyclops they hate, not Nulabour. If 12 years of shafting by that grinning conman Bliar and his unelected, lumpen successor has not done in Nulabour’s reputation, we really are screwed.
Or lose it … PMSL
196 > Alas it’s probably just a Prit Stick as they couldn’t claim for anything stronger.
I look forward to hearing The Jonah trot out all his pre programmed sound bites like the robotic non personality that he is !
He could also ask him if he knows any good cleaners !
And what the going rate per hour is for cleaners?
When I commented the other day that Gordoom needed balls, this wasn’t quite what I had in mind.
Darling probably wants away asap from the clusterfuck at the treasury. Chancellor is not a good place to be for very long, if at all, thanks to McSnots insanity.
Not lose it – give it away.
responses defendi.inburgh. ??
…responses defending Russia or critical of Western “hypocrisy” from posters in Redditch, Barnsley Liverpool or Edinburgh, many curiously using American English spelling.
Rebuttal rom Reddich? That’ll be Richard Timpney (Mr Jacky Spliff). So it’s a lie then – he doesn’t really watch porn 24/7.
Ooops ‘Rebuttal from Reddich’.
Boycott the Mail.
Balls, Jesus no. This is one time that Mandy may be able to do-the-right-thing.
Mind you if they are in opposition its all academic. But it would be so pleasurable to see Balls shafted
Mandy is ready to do the shafting, in Westminster or in Rio!
Is Balls Brown’s gimp or is it the other way round?
pimp.you mean
It seems that the story may be right.
Today’s Observer – 800 Britons on waiting list for Swiss suicide clinic
Lets hope they have a Fast-Track service for troughing MPs..
So we know who 646 of them are. Who are the other 154?
The fees office.
Marr raised several reasonable points this morning but failed to follow them up when Brown spouted his usual tractor statistics.We learned one thing though: Brown will not stand down; at least that is what he said and you guessed it, “I’m getting on with the job”.
Presumably he meant the job of running the UK into the ground financially, flooding it with workshy & benefit claiming immigrants so we all end up living in cardboard boxes &, with the assistance of Gauleiter Smith, ‘chip & pinning’ all the indigenous population?
He’s getting there!
I see that The Sunday Times’ article describes Balls as an “effective campaigner” – are they mad?
I wonder if this is a leak planted by No.10 because they have someone unexpected in mind for the Chancellorship? The reaction would then be ‘well at least we didn’t get that twat Balls’…
Balls is only effective in lying, hustling and pushing to succeed Brown. Otherwise, he is a danger to everyone. He is a man with no honour , honesty or integrity. Labour has been in power since 1997 and now, twelve disastrous years later, Balls is tinkering with the education system. In all that time, they have still not got it right. What hoe is there for Balls to get anything right? NIL! Absolutely NIL! Throw them out of office, out of Parliament, for ever.
It would of course be best for the country if these lot were to go asap. However, if I were a Tory politician, my dream would be that Gordon limps on with Balls at the Treasury and Mandy at the Foreign Office. Imagine the meltdown in 12 months’ time…
By “tinkering”, you mean, I think “completing the destruction of”, yes?
Don’t want them out of ‘office’ etc., they can still do damage once they are promoted to the Lords. I want these scum swinging on a rope. I want to hear their pitiful dying chokes gradually tapering off as they realise that we are celebrating their deaths, not abhorring them. I want to see them dance the ‘hemp fandango’ on the horse foaled by an acorn.
Not one of them is fit for public office. It is high time they were made to understand that.
From the Dignitas report, it sounds as though he is a very efective campaigner for promoting assisted suicide. Have they taxed it yet?
Agreed A.J. – spin designed to greet the real fresh Chancellor with relief that at least it is not Balls.
Appointing Balls would hasten open mutiny surely? Leaving Darling in place with pressing expenses questions unanswered is very risky.
The Unholy Trinity – Prime Mentalist, Balls and the Ponce of Darkness, you just couldn’t make it up, could you!?
Did anyone hear the Lord of the Slime on today’s World This Weekend? He was waffling on about how he really has no clue about looming job losses at Vauxhall and sounded like he’d been injected with a couple of hundred mill of Thorazine. Could working alongside Cyclops and wondering if he should, finally, at long last, in the end, stick in the shiv be finally getting to him? After all, he IS human. (Some mistake here – Ed)
Isn’t No 11 exactly the place you put your most hated enemy? Let him take all the shit for the next 100 years?
In just months – from Nanny McPhee to McCavity, from McBruin to Muvvers Ruin, from the One Eyed Stiff One (aka Dick Head) to MacBeth……..
Still the One Eyed Stiffy I think
More Fungus the Bogeyman
Let’s hope MacBrown’s realised we’re well into the final act.
‘I have liv’d long enough: my way of life
Is fallen into the sear, the yellow leaf;
And that which should accompany old age,
As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends,
I must not look to have; but, in their stead,
Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath,
Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not.’
Balls is an insane psychopathic lunatic who, like his master, is in a desperate hurry to grab the reins of power. He is a G Brown clone, which is why Brown wants him as his successor. But do not forget that all the time that Brown was Chancellor, Balls was alongside him and is every bit as responsible for the shambles that was made of our economy by these two cretins. Remember when a couple of fools took control of what had been GEC plc, renamed Marconi. That company had been painstakingly been built by Arnold Weinstock over many years. AW would not allow a single penny to be wasted and had billions of cash in the company which he refused to waste by buying unsuitable companies. The two clowns spent every penny and borrowed billions and the company went meculah (bust, belly up, for those not familiar with the colloquial). Does this sound like what Brown & Balls did to the economy of this country? It certainly does. The Marconi idiots only ruined a company and many livelihoods. Brown & Balls have ruined an entire country! Never forget that they inherited, in 1997, a strong economy and two years later turned on the spending taps and forgot how to turn them off. Neither of them has had any business experience. They have never had to run an enterprise and produce a profit, year after year and also a positive cash flow. Brown is incompetent. Balls is incompetent. Get them both out of power! Get them out of Parliament! Let them enter the job market and see what sort of jobs they can find. Shelf stacking? Road sweeping? They could nort even manage those!
Personally, I’d like to see them both hung.
It could be an act on “Britain’s Got Talent – As Executioners, 2009″.
Exactly. They inherited a sound economy, courtesy of Ken Clarke. Harriet Harridan said, in the Commons, that Labour took over a bankrupt economy in 1997. Presumably, only the fact that there is some kind of “privilege” for MPs stops her being sued for slander?
And so the Great colossus, mortally wounded fell, beset on all sides by the birds coming home to roost. Each peck they delivered was brushed aside, but eventually the old Warrior fell, overcome by their sheer number. As he fell and his last breath left him, he reached out and put The Mark on the one who followed him. Either to prevent him following on the same cursed path or to blame him for his failure.
The battle over, The One Who Followed was cursed to walk the earth wearing The Mark for all his days, cast out from the City and the town, followed only by a boy with funny name. Such are the rewards for failure.
I seen this coming
That tache suits Balls, it makes him look very Adolf like.
WHICH ONE ??
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/tycalibre/triple_flippers.gif
http://extremeresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/86577.jpg
Yes, it makes up for his smallness …… in other areas.
The fact that Eddy Hitler-Balls is not really causing the buttons on his boxers to strain much does not mean he will not be a very bad chancellor.
On the Andy Marr Show Brown attempted to show he was in command… of the nation, the English language, and of himself. IMHO he failed at all three. Marr, never a tough interviewer, was harranged by ‘hangonhangonhangonhangonhangon…’ whenever he touched a nerve, and we had the usual droning on and on, attempting to slay his opponent with a torrent of words.
He looked smaller, paler, (well done the make up dept) and his ears seemed to stick out more… On the expenses scandal… ‘I’m appalled.’..’I'm shocked by what happened’ …’there has got to be punishment and discipline’… ‘Everything has got to be cleaned up.’ ‘It offends my Puritan conscience’. He came over as a sadistic old Scots nanny, and a priggish one at that.
Oh… nearly forgot… He appeared to punch Her Madge on the nose as well, over why she is not going to the D Day anniversary do… loftily waving a hand, and in a pinched, distainful voice saying: ‘you had better ask Buckingham Palace about that’… Clearly as he, a more significant British dignitary would be going, there was no problem.
I hope his plane crashes en route. The Queen is the Head of State, not Brown. The Queen has seen active service in defending our country during WW II. What has Brown ever done? Written a book about courage & behaved constantly like a coward. No doubt his new suit for the event will have a big yellow stripe down the back.
He didn’t even write the bloody book!
People who have been near him say his arse smells something rotten.
Well wouldn’t yours do so if Ed Ball’s was hanging out of it?
Not to mention Toenails!!
Brown didn’t mention Balls once… and neither did I. Whoops!
This idiot is an education minister who put out a demand that schools who did not have 30 % A to C be put on a hit list……many schools in Kent landed on it and the man had to be informed that in Kent, there is a grammar school system where the top 30 % of students are taken out of the comprehensive system…so no surprise that 30 % will not be easy to reach….the guy does not even understand the structure of the education system in some areas of Britain.
But all he wanted was certain marks reported – these do not need to be connected to pupils, performance, or any sort of reality.
It’s actually all a plot by the Sun headline writers who are all keenly licking their (metaphorical ) pencils.
Financial Crisis: Balls To the USA.
Budget: Pure Balls.
Treasury Forecasts: More Balls.
European summit; Balls to France. Balls to Germany. Balls to Brussells.
France replies; We will squeeze your Balls.
It would be almost worth it.
Nevermind all this politics stuff and ‘where’s Gordon’, ‘eck where’s Freddie, has he got a match today?
ADOLF HITLER & EVA BRAUN
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/tycalibre/triple_flippers.gif
ED BALLS AND YVETTE COOPER
http://extremeresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/86577.jpg
Gordon, he only had Ed Balls,
To catch the Nokias, as they hit the walls,
and Yvette, I’d like a large bet,
has her own pair of sweaty Balls
Turning Balls into Hitler makes no sense, and it’s not particularly funny.
If you’re going to cross the line of good taste, Guido, we expect you to do it wittily.
I think it’s bloody funny. The useless bastard looks like more like Hitler than Der Fuhrer himself, so let it go.
Like these bastards are “wittily” destroying this country and our children’s future,eh,mate?
Like how these cretins ruined the country worse than Hitler himself managed to achieve when he was around.
Bet the Queen and WW2 veterans and dead who fought to save us are finding it a rite barrel of laughs……….NOT.
Nomist you Burke.
I think you mean Berk (Cockney Rhyming Slang!)
I’ve often wondered why it is pronounced “birk” when it derives from berkeley hoon. Do cockney taxi drivers call it “birkly” square – i do’nt think so. It’s “barkley”.
Its rhyming slang – Berkely Hunt
Brown was to Blair what Heath was to Thatcher.
Now Balls will be to Brown what Brutus was to Caesar.
How thoroughly deserved.
oh god, piers fletcher-dervish in control of our economy. oh alan…!
has Broon got the authority to sack anyone? I don’t think so.
to paraphrase a quote from a complete Hoon, Cameron leads his party, Broon is shit scared of his!
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Just a thought from the taxi driver who took me to pick up my car yesterday. Is it possible that the reason it has all gone wrong is that Blair Brown and Mandelson are a gay love triangle that went wrong and that we are all living with the consequences???
Am I banned, Mr Fawkes? Innocuous comment not getting through. Again.
no, but you fucking will be if you keep moaning you whining c’unt.
Eh? ‘Keep moaning’? What?
I asked GF one civil question, once, the alternative being that the site might have a technical hitch.
Hitler’s finance minister, Hjalmar Schacht, was both exceptionally clever and exceptionally nasty. Not exactly like Ballsy, you might say – not in appearance, either, for he was a dead ringer for Leslie Phillips. I say…….
David Milibonkers writes for the News of the World :
“New Labour has brought in significant reform – not least Freedom of Information which has exposed the expenses system.”
“We are the party of change and insurgency not conservatism.”
If you want the DNA on this one, try Peter Watt ex Lab General Secretary thrown to the wolves by Gordo over the Abrahams misunderstanding.
Isabel a wrote a very sympathetic article about Watt’s shafting by Broon on May10 ,accompanied by an apologia from Abrahams.
It’s payback time!!!!
Ask chipmunk Blears!
The only thing I want to ask the ginger minger is “Why are you still here??”
Jeezus, if that Hoon gets in as chancellor it’ll be a mad dash for Heathrow.
Respected in the city my arse.
And, the quote in the sunday times “If Gordon wants to pull down the whole house of cards, this will be how to do it. The reaction will be apoplectic.”
NO BROWN NO!!!! HAVENT YOU DONE ENOUGH FUCKING DAMAGE ALREADY???
9/11 Summit coming to LONDON
7th July 2009 – OPEN TO PUBLIC
Spead the message and the love!!
http://www.exploringevidence.co.uk
Peace!!!
ACRITICALSTATE
PR no. Compulsory voting yes.
What’s needed is the ‘mob’ invading the House of Commons next Wednesday lunchtime and kicking the bastards out into the street where the rest of the ‘mob’ can kick the rest of the shit out of the lot of them. They make me sick with their shit faced excuses as to why it’s OK to steal taxpayer’s money.
I live in France. At least, our leader was elected…
Now there’s a shifty looking tnuc who needs to look in the mirror!
Ah yes, the man who brought you the excellent 88mm flak gun, rather useful in the horizontal elevation pointing down Whitehall.
Ha ha ha suckers, it’s all within the rules and I’ve still got my job thank you very much.
One hundred and eight thousand pounds per annum, plus perks and scams, four day week and strictly no commuting than you very much.
I was all ready to say what a tasteless joke this was, but then I looked at the photo again and Mr Balls with a moustache does indeed look a lot like the Führer. This immediately makes the joke funny and acceptable.
Brown is playing poker on the Titanic. Even if he thinks he’s got a winning hand, he’s still going down.
What the fuck does he think Balls is going to do anyway?
He thinks Balls is going to obey orders!
(And, after the glorious victory, and Gordon retires to Linz, he thinks Balls will succeed him as Dear Leader.)
Britain now suffers from two deadly forms of carcinoma. Cancerous “Brown” patchs round the crutch and a nasty growth on the “Balls”. Is it too late to operate?
Why am I being moderated ?
Why am I being moderated ?
He has done nothing at the CSF when he should have refomed the Social Service after the Baby P tragidy, so what makes you think he will be any better as chancellor? They are all just posturing for opposition and Brown becomes the new CEO for the IMF!
It’s not just the City that loathes him, teachers hate him as well. He is utterly despised in schools up and down the land.
From now on, can we all refer to the Prime Mentalist as “The Scottish Man” as uttering Jonah Jock’s name brings bad luck.
“the insane Caligula tried make his horse a consul”
Made his horse senator, priest, and consul.