Another Poll Has Labour Third
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
fuckin shoot em all up the arse
You have got to admire Freddies anal shot at the crease.
22 percent .. what does that figure equate to in actual stooopid people!
I think they are missing a decimal point, it should have read 2.2%.
W.W.
Thats 22% who SAY they will Labour, of course many will not so u can deduce that the real percentage is a lot less. Labour are Fucked completly.
that figure is the lazy arsed scumbag child spawning doleite fucking cookoo’s which is nu liebours core vote . they might have to get a fucking job if someone else get’s in let’s hope the land of milk and honey ends soon !
thing is this would be amazing if we had an election
but what makes me sad is that its gunna take another year or so to get rid
and the economy is gunna be about as low as (a very low thing???insert metaphor here???) yvettes standards/morals/vurtues???
Nadir? As in Dorries?
Is Freddie trying to pack down the Brown.
hey freddie always hits da aussie
Bad news for the Tories, they need to do whatever they can to keep the turd in ‘power’ for the final destruction of the labour party.
W.W.
Go fourth!
Even at 2.2 percent thats still a fucking lot of halfwits.
Even at 0.2%.
But don’t forget these thieving lying Hunts manged to get enough people to vote for them to win three, (yes three) elections.
Why do you think they have spent the last twelve years dumbing down our education system.
W.W.
Either way, the presence of Labour support points to unacceptable levels of retardation among the electorate
This is your problem Fred, you’ve only got one shot.
guido give us a wave guido guido give us awave
*** WAVES ***
yo guido see da post below for fun ? about a ashes blog?
freddie. you should be in at number 5!
i should open the batting
Sew up their rectums’ they are full of crap anyway.
OK SO EQUAL NUMBERS OF TORY AND LABOUR HAVE SHAGGED THE FUCK OUT OF THE EXPENSES. IN MATHS THIS MEANS EQUALITY.
THEREFORE LETS LOOK AT OTHER THINGS SUCH AS HOW LABOUR UNDER BROWN HAS FUCKED UP THE ECONOMY !
yo lad dont shout
OUT!
Brown responds to poll crisis.
It really is depressing that so many people have been taken in by the style but no substance of cameron – you really can’t believe a thing he says
Is this the end of Fu Man Brown?
Or does he have another hopeless trick up his sleave to prolong our agony?
We’re nearly there, folks
Jesus H Christ thats what this lot did the last time they were in power, remember the Lib Lab Pact !!!!!
Beggar’s belief, doesn’t it.
No, it doesn’t.
It beggars belief.
Sweet fucking Jesus. Is the country totally illiterate??
‘Sweet fucking Jesus.’ is not a sentence (I hope)
That my friend is what the pro EUSSR bastards are planning right now, a new LIBLAB pact!
Its the only way Brown can save himself now, eh will offer the self serving libdems a sniff of power and they will drop their ‘principles’ like a fucking shot and join Brown in the government from hell.
Is it any wonder that the pro EUSSR glove puppets in the MSM are urging people NOT to vote? Every non vote helps Brown form the regime that will kill off the UK for good, if the liblab bastards get in expect to see the dismantling of the UK and a future of EU servitude!
Could be interesting. If another Lib/Lab pact is on the cards they’d have to make the primary moves right after the EU/local elections next week.
Tough decision for Clegg, 11 months or less of quasi-power now and risk losing everything to a Tory/UKIP landslide and going down with Labour, or staying on the sidelines and becoming the official opposition remembering the last disastrous Lib/Lab pact? (btw that is what PR feels like — becalmed and rudderless).
What like a ” Hung ” parliament ?
If Labour come behind the Lib Dems and UKIP Gordon is toast.
We have been saying he is toast for months. The hoon will end up being dragged out by the men in white coats.
Hopefully to be hung drawn and quartered but I’ll settle for permanent incarceration.
Quarter the turd on a bandsaw!
Whip the bastard naked down Whitehall and round Trafalgar Square a few times then through Admiralty Arch and all the way down The Mall to Buck House where the Queen will gratefully accept the fucker’s resignation.Then whip him,still naked all the way back to Nelson’s column and string him up,(with piano wire,of course).
Not on my band saw you don’t, I’ve just cleaned the bastard!
Or walled up forever in his bunker. Who knows a good brickie?
seems it’s getting worse….
MPs’ expenses: Labour’s Frank Cook claimed £5 for church collection;
An MP used his expenses to claim for a £5 donation he made during a church service to commemorate the Battle of Britain.
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5413894/MPs-expenses-Labours-Frank-Cook-claimed-5-for-church-collection.html)
The man is a disgrace to the human race.
The man has a point. Why should a socialist give any money to a God he doesn’t believe in, in memory of a Battle that good socialists were not involved in due to Uncle Joe’s instructions?
And I’ll bet the BBC fail (or pretend to) to understand the outrage.
The BBC are total troffing bastards who need sortin out
The most shameful claim so far. It is so very very new labour.
Agreed this really is a new low. If the prick doesn’t resign then the voters of Stockton should horse whip him through the streets.
Fugging infidel.
Gimmee passport.
The cheeky theiving bastard put 5 quid in and probably took 6 quid out ?
The little piece of shit claims it was a mistake. However:
A handwritten note attached to the claim by way of a receipt stated: “Battle of Britain church service, Sunday 17.09.06. £5 contribution to offertory on behalf of Frank Cook MP.”
He consciously and deliberately made the claim. This was not a printed receipt that could have got mixed with a bundle of others by mistake.
What a despicable, two-faced, socialist piece of shit.
that should read frank CROOK scum bag
I hate to say it about a Labour man, but he seems an honest bloke and there must be a simple explanation somewhere. He also refused to blame his staff. Top man.
Sorry to repeat this, but he submitted a handwritten note attached to the claim by way of a receipt.
That is a conscious and deliberate act – that means after making donation in church, he wrote out his own receipt (no church yet offering these alongside the collecting plate to my knowledge) and then submitted it.
I don’t believe there is any possible excuse.
In the story of the widow’s mite, the poor widow gave a pittance, but it was wonderful gift because it was all she had. Even though £5 isn’t much – to claim it back displays a very petty, very greedy personality. This is of a type with the claims for wreaths.
£5 to a trougher is fuck all if he was so desperate for£5 he could have claimed another fiver on his troughing alowance but the fact he hand wrote the reciept proves that these thick twats never thought they would get caught !
Wrong.
St Pauls gives you a special envelope for Sunday offertory , you fill personal tax details in on it so they can claim some rebate or other related to charity gift giving.
Big Business – the offertory.
I saw that arsehole on BBC News. He said he had no recolection of making the claim – it was a genuine mistake, honest – and in the same breath said that he had absolutely never ever made a claim for anything like that before.
If his memory is as pisspoor as that, or he puts so little effort into filing his expenses properly, how can he be so sure that he’s never claimed for it before? He’s a shamless liar and a total dumbarse.
Never, in the field of human troughing, has so much been taken, from so many, for so few.
hahahaha….oh.
man…that’s…reallyquiteworrying….wtf?
GRRRR!!!!!!
All this can only bring Gordon’s demise and the GE closer.
Roll on Friday or whenever the results are out to see just how bad it is for liebore.
I’m intending to look out the NuLabour canvassers at the polling station door (they are always there)
I’ll smile and loudly declare that their lack of shame in actively supporting this bunch of incompetent crooks is admirable.
That ought to embarass them in front of all the other parties’ canvassers.
These people are despicable and anyone who chooses to support them voluntarily in order to increase their vote or keep them in power by fooling voters who are easily led by a smile and a pamphlet needs all the abuse we can offer.
a swift smack in the trap should put my point across
The winner is the one that can hang from a tree the longest.
We need to get tough with the filth. They are thieves, liars, war criminals, mass murderers, fraudsters, perverts, and all round corrupt scum. MPs should face extrajudical execution just like the million+ innocent people thaty have killed to like their own filthy pockets.
They are evil trash.
here here !
Hmmm.
Clearly d’enfant du monde politiques
a glorious day ….followed by a glorious evening
rejoice ……rejoice
Too right. Had a great barby today. With some nice punch.
Better than a cindy with a nice judy ‘spose?
Nowt wrong with a threesome, lad.
Yeah. What a goal, Nacho.
yo giudo can you change your quote of the day to quote of da week ?
o/t any chance of ashes blog i know its a westminster blog but give it a go ?
sunshine,the total destruction of Brown and his cockroaches and an ashes victory, this could be the best summer ever.
You obviously haven’t seen Hughes play. He’s the best since Bradman.
he is a slogger wait till i sort him out
Bradman didnt like it up him as Larwood proved,if the ball is gun barrel straight he may get a few runs but if it moves he fucked.
Now hang on there Freddie.
When I opened for Yorkshire I didn’t need a blog of my own. I had a sturdy bat made out of Yorkshire wood and that was sufficient for me to score 100 Hundreds – now, beat that lad!
Beat that girlfriend, surely?
and i got peadlos
brown is a monkeys bellend
I’m rolling around crying with laughter at that one!!
you’ve got to admit that two-seats prezzer is doing a magnificent job. Only a few months ago he undertook to ensure that Labour “Came Fourth” at the next election. He’s managed Third with a year to go. If ever a man deserved to serve gin and tonic while dressed in ermine, it’s Prezzer.
Lovely
And have you noticed (since the Lobby and other compromised journalists come here for ideas) that it is now two former Chairmen of the Labour Party (McCartney with his fucking champagne flutes) and now “Lord” Clarke of Hampstead (Hamspstead has a lot to asnwer for in more ways than one) are now among the leading expenses frauds
And “Lord” THE FRAUD CLARKE now wsays he is deeply afruad)
says he is deeply ashamed for having claimed false overnight expenses but that all the other Lords were doing it…He will not name them but says I was told that “if I didn’t do what other people did, it could bring a bad light on them”.
WHAT AN ADMITTANCE………
SO LABOUR LORDS COLLECTIVELY AND DELIBERATELY STOLE FROM THE TAXPAYER
THESE ARE CLEAR GROUNDS FOR STARTING CRIMINAL PROCEEDINGS FOR THEFT
THESE LABOUR LORDS KNEW THAT IT WAS THEFT AND LORD CLARKE HAS GIVEN US THE PROOF AND ADMITS IT
WHAT ARE THE POLICE WAITING FOR ???
SENDS THESE THIEVING LORDS STRAIGHT TO PRISON
Had no choice Lords can’t be having a bad reputation
“Two-seats prezzer is doing a magnificent job”
That’s a pun,isn’t it?
As Atlee said to a cabinet minister who was not up to the job, “You’re no good, you’ve got to go”. So, Gordon, look at the mess you made of pensions, the sale of our gold, the sixty or more stealth taxes you imposed, your refusal to keep the manifesto promise to hold a referendum on Europe, the shambles that is called tax credits, removing control of the banks from the Bank of England and the resultant failure of Northern Rock and all the others, the deception about the inflation figures and the terrifyingly huge deficit that this country now has, mortgaging future generations to higher taxes and loss of control of immigration. And of course, you put an end to boom and bust – have you noticed yet that we are bust? You ran away from an election which you decided to hold once you saw the polls. You did not the courage even to call an election. So, Gordon, to paraphrase Atlee, you’re no good, you never were any good and now, you’ve got to go. Call an election NOW.
Don’t forget Gordon has now also broken the manifesto pledge not to increase income tax (quite apart from all the “stealth” tax increases).
Is there a lie unspoken from his lips?
It all started in America ?
When I started reading your post I thought it was one of my mine.
Oh please let them get the biggest shafting in parliamentary history … I just want to see the smug, arrogant look on that one eyed scottish git wiped clean off …….. and before you call me racist I AM SCOTS!
Okay, you are Scottish racist.
and you cant spell harry
That might be his call centre monicker. Harri is maybe short for Rajiv.
Its spelt right in Finland.
Take it up with my parents ?
And no i am not , i am English.
Agree-but let the morris dancers keep Mcsnot dahn saath-after all they voted 3 times for the snotty one!
I didn’t know Blair was snotty. by the way, who shredded his expense receipts? That was a convenient accident wasn’t it?
here here can you imagin the one eyed twats face on the step of no10 giving his parting speech from the job he craved so long ! priceless !
It’s “hear, hear”, not here here!
Labour’s gone mad talking about sucking in even more tax payers money to fund political parties via the state through reform.
And just when you think they couldn’t sink further… c’mon a claim for a church donation?
Laughable.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8075558.stm
sausage roll munching pringle crunching butterball Precott is trying writing complete shit again about the expenses scandal
fuck of Precott you middle class tosser
middle class dont make me piss ! that underclassfat ugly bastard is fucking pondlife
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which is odd because they speak very highly of you.
fuck knows why.
Nothing in life is certain it seems.
Susan Boyle (5/6on) Lost!!!! Fixed????
Well, there must be hope in Gordons mind now!………….
Whatever her limitations, Susan Boyle is far more talented then the Gurning Gorgon!
With a name like ‘Diversity’, how could they lose ??
I feel certain Gordon will be arranging for a trip to Downing Street just before the Euro elections…
But, but…. she enjoyed Gordon’s full support!
How could that have happened?
It’s not a good idea to let those with existing difficulties play around with McTwat’s truss I feel…
Down to the last 2 , that was an easy call. Pure economics. If Boyle had won, who would remember Diversity next week? On the other hand coming 2nd no-one will forget her, so Cowell will get a year out of the troupe without a bit more manipulation, enough of them to generate some sex &drugs scandal, or whatever. Had to be that way- hes now got 2 products not 1.
I agree with an earlier post. How can it be as high as 22pc?
The poll was taken among people at the Labour Party HQ
There are some sections of society north of the Watford gap that would vote Labour without even needing to see the candidate. You could pick an image of a face of the web, cut and past the image into some election literature, and watch the votes role in on polling day.
55 Maybe the good people of Birkenhead might want to keep their local MP even if it means voting Liebour,they don’t need to see a cut and paste image to go and vote for their MP as most probably already know him.
the pole was a head count of the liebour bench’s after the expences scandal
22% of what though? How many people actually believe our 4/5 yearly panto actually influences anything in particular? Aren’t the voters who participate in this charade just as stoopid as the scummy bastards inside the house?
reform. re – form. hmm….
Please let Liebore get totally shafted. They deserve nothing less than total and utter humiliation. Scum sucking commies one and all.
Don’t hold back. Tell us what you think. Stop edging round it!
Which Poles?
the gay ones.
Ahh, I see. He’s one of those.
fat ones in goal.
Looks like I’ll have to crack open the swine flu canisters after all. You know the ones I keep for special occasions.
Millions could be to sick to vote on polling day, some will even suffer and die (slowly). Oh, well.
Labour always has been aberration. Unnatural. Abstract. A deceit. Nothing to do with worker power. Labour activists despise the working classes. And those that have riser to power through trade unionism are the first to forget their roots. What we are seeing here is nature correcting itself.
The need for a “Labour” party ended in the 1970s. The Thatcher revolution was no more than a natural recognition of this.
Even Blair recognised the end of the need for a “Labour” party, so he invented his own Frankenstein version.
It was economically liberal but socially authoritarian and taxed heavilly to fund the worklessness of its erstwhile supporters in the old industrial Labour heartlands.
The only other thing he could do was fund the PC crusade of the mentally disturbed to create the most bizarre whinge, whine and sue culture in the free world.
The Labour party now needs to die a death and we need to take time to ensure we develop a modern democratic system of government in which the citizens again come to be valued as the power in the land.
For all sorts of historical reasons, Britain has been rather late in coming to understand what democracy is all about. Let’s hope this latest spat will focus seriously undereducated minds.
I see one of the HoL peers has held his hands up.
Still a thieving tw*t but at least he’s admitted what we all think…..
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6396064.ece
Also….Balls for chancellor….apparently he’s a whiz on economics.
Think I could run a house on £15K a month!
Interesting article on Sunday’s Telegraph re the Information Commissioner who appears to be his own man (miracle of miracles these days). What was expected, of course, was another Lord Hutton, in which case we would still be completely in the dark.
Jack Straw – Don’t mind me, I’m not sure why I am at this meeting anyway, you just carry on Commissioner and I’ll leave it up to you what you want to do with the Information….
i’ll put it with tony’s recepts
he’ll put it with tony’s recepts !
Oh dear…total wipe out at the polls…and they know it. So, they’ll be pulling out all the scare tactics….you know the ones…vote labour or your babies will be hauled out of their cots and butchered by tory scum…your benefits will be axed and you’ll starve to death. Or even worse, you might have to get a job.
Yes, those shrill, foaming at the mouth Zanulab activists will be working flat out; but all to no avail. The public has sussed you. You’re toast.
I’d like to see posters on motorway barriers. They would have a photo of Gordon Brown and state ‘If you are out of control, aim here’.
You know-a bit like a Dart Board but for cars.
If you’re out of control, how can you aim?
Looks like Mr Balls has got to add the word shadow to his new name plaque.
‘Castrated’ would be a better word
Guido, any idea how long this MPs expenses scandal is going to drag on for? Is there still loads to come out yet>
We start on the pedo ring shock story next month.
Things will never be the same again.
sssssshhhhh
I think Michael Portillo will come out. And Denis Skinner.
portillo already came out said he tried it once,butt. didn’t like it !
on friday the DT said they had gone through about 350 of the 647 but there is some injunctions and of course the shredded reciepts of mr martin and mr bliar ! and any other lowlife scum that will stop at nothing to prevent us seeing the extent of their troughing’s.
All together now….
Thiiiiiiiiings can only get betteeeeeer……
Can only get betttterrrrrrrr
Can only get betteeeeeer
Maybe Brown could try the ‘grieving parent’ bit again – it’s a real winner with the ladies.
oh hang on, he’s just done that.
Oh, this man can go way lower than that, believe me.
Not that he wants to use his family as props, right ?
W*nker.
Holy fuck McTwat wants Ed “So what” Balls for Chancellor: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6396042.ece
I think this has confirmed it once and for all. The man is clinically insane and it’s high time the men in white coats came for him. On the other hand, how about Postman Johnson delivers him a suspicious package?
That’s sure to set the Blairites on the Get McMental campaign.
The Ed Balls for Chancellor story follows a long line of unjustified promotions by doomed Labour PMs.
Who can forget such classics as Farmer Jim Callaghan’s appointment of David Owen and Peter Jay (coincidentally, his son in law) as Foreign Sec and Ambassdor to the USA respectively, in the dying embers of his administration, or the promotion of the lovely Margaret Beckett to Foreign Secretary by the outgoing Tony Bliar?
If we assume that the general election will see the final trashing of Ed Balls’ reputation, this one last hopeless promotion will signify the high water mark of his career.
Actually it’s get a bit boring!
Daily we hear more revelations pertaining to individual MPs, most of whom we wouldn’t know if we tripped over them. Each time we see a wave of vituperation directed at the person “outed”.
There is little new comment, or indeed, sensible ideas on how to resolve the problem.
Shouting “Off with their heads” may relieve understandable anger, but it is just too repetitious.
End of sensible suggestion – now: “Off with their heads!”
off with their heads………..oops
A little light relief
If i give Gordon a lift to a swis clinic will i be prosecuted?
Contempt of Court may be a possibility?
No, but I’d willingly donate some petrol money.
Keep your cash i will claim it on expenses.
Considering this poll, it’s worth going back to the Lib-Lab PR pact being discussed:
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/05/brown-considers-pr-deal-with-liberal-democrats-to-end-likelihood-of-tories-ever-governing-alone-agai.html
This could work out very well for Brown.
Don’t forget that the PM is appointed by the Queen and is the person she believes is most likely to command the confidence of the House – not whoever leads the party with the largest share of the popular vote.
Under PR, with ~47% of the vote, Lib-Lab would be the largest bloc.
Gordon Brown – PM for life…
It will lead to an armed insurrection, more like. And the Army’s with us.
Therein lies the problem. The army’s rather preoccupied fighting the Taleban at the moment.
(There’s also plenty of evidence that the current crop of military leaders couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, never mind overthrow a govenment.)
the queen isn’t stupid SHE’S SEEN WHAT THIS TOSSER HAS DONE TO THE COUNTRY a rats arse could do better !
I’ve lived in a country with proportional representation. We BADLY need it here. Labour are dead – don’t worry about Brown ever getting in power again. In fact, I suspect under PR they would end up being a minor party for good after all the crap that has come out. There are a lot of people out there who vote for labour becuase they feel they have no choice. Under PR a lot of votes would go to the greens etc since the vote would not be a waste.
What we have now is not democracy. It’s a system where the politicians get to pretend we have a choice and all we ever do is vote for slightly different shades of thieving bastard. It can’t go on.
Go rightie, it’s the only way! Jim arrested on my blog!
Please let Ukip get an incredible vote next Thursday so that the “intellectuals”
of the “main parties” will finally get the message – the EU is a bag of sh*te.
Most Brits can see it – why can’t they?
It isn’t a sack of shite if you look at the opportunities for massive troughing. It’s shite for everyone else.
To give Eukipigy’s a shit load of Euro votes would be like leting the fox loose in the hen hut.
Anybody in the real world caught with their hands in the till or doing something illegal is likely to be dismissed on the spot once the outsourced HR consultant has run it past a lawyer. So I say :-
Taxi for Morley et al, here’s you brown paper box you have got 30 minutes to clear your desk and depart.
By the way Morley you dickhead the £40k you are hanging on for won’t be available, Clegg had this spot on. If you remove yourself from the vote i.e. resign (sacked) why are you entitled to a payoff.
Fat lad get a job looks like McDonald’s for you you old porker once you get out of jail. I suspect even McDonald’s will baulk at taking the trougher.
We only hire the highest quality of staff.
A LABOUR peer and former chairman of the party has admitted that he “fiddled” his expenses to make up for not being paid a salary. He had even claimed for overnight stays in London when, in fact, he drove home.
Lord Clarke of Hampstead, who has apologised for his “terrible error”, is the first member of the House of Lords to concede that peers knowingly abuse their allowances to boost their income.
Expressing his remorse for abusing the system, he said: “It looks like I’ve made a terrible error.”
More at:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6396064.ece
No Sir, you have robbed the taxpayer. That is not an error, that is theft.
Go straight to jail and do not pass go, do not collect and severance pay, and do not collect any pension.
AND GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OUT MY POCKET YOU THIEVING OLD GIT.
Brown on Marr tomorrow.
AM:”Today on the Andrew Marr show.. The greatest leader in the world..Gordon Brown. Prime Minister.. welcome. A poll out today puts Labour into 3rd place. Are you worried about this development?”
GB: “No. I think that the do nothing Tories will not be getting any votes at all, except from the sheltered duck society.”
AM “I see…was that an attempt at a joke, your magnificence?”
GB: “Yes. I have been in the bunker working on it all week. that’s why I haven’t been around much.”
AM “You Holiness..Do you think you’re failure to take the initiative with regard to thieving MP’s has done your party some harm?”
GB”Andrew. I must correct you. Elliott Morley was caught red handed, with his fingers in the till. Within weeks and weeks I decided that he must stand down at some point. That is a tough decision, that I have taken. And that decision will apply to all Labour MPs who have been really, really really taking the piss.”
AM “Including Cabinet Members, your magnificence?”
GB “Don’t be stupid Marr, of course not. except Blears naturally. She’s so gone.”
Am “Your eminence, will you consider calling a UK election if Labour fail to perform in the euro elections next week?”
GB “No. For three very good reasons. One, I didn’t call an election to be Prime minister, and I was anointed to the position of Prime minister.so elections are not necessary Two, I didn’t call an election when I was 10 points ahead of the Tories in the polls, so I don’t see why it would be prudent to do so now. Three, its only Europe. no one cares about that. Anyway the EU loves me since I signed that treaty.”
Am “So to recap, your Majesty, you will be continuing on regardless of anything anyone does, votes, writes, says, prints, screams or flings at you?”
GB “Precisely.”
AM “Aren’t you worried the media will put unbearably pressure on you, your Grace? Not me. Not the BBC. Or the Guardian. Or the Mirror. Or.. well The Daily Mail really?”
GB “No. you see I have given Kim Jong-ill our old Polaris kit and a hundred million quid and told him to mix it up a bit . Keeps the Telegraph trough stories to page two. Plus we have another fake epidemic story ready to go. Andy Burhnam’s been working on ‘Spine flu.’ A new disease that makes your backbone disappear. I have been suffering for years. It will tie up the press into the summer recess at least. Right I’m off to Normandy to smooch Obama. Some sort of historical society get together or something…Carry on Marr”
AM “Jawohl Mein Fuhrer!”
rofl
Ta for that oldrightie. Excellent.
At last! A quango worth noticing
Cheers.
“Spine flu” – excellent. I think you have provided the perfect diagnosis for the Great Helmsman.
brilliant !
Just watched it – uncannily accurate prediction there, Mr Q. How did you know what they were going to say?
It will be interesting to watch Marr, Toenails, Shite and co try to reinvent themselves as fearless critics of the establishment after the GE, in spite of a decade of shameless arselicking.
So, the inmate at bunker Number 10 wants to instal his playmate Balls-up next door?
Nurse, nurse, please sedate the patient at Number 10. He’s threatening the economy…again.
Meanwhile in civvy street, HMRC renew their investigation into MPs expenses etc; the police are due to interview the Fees Office at Westminster. The loon in the bunker fails to notice that fiddler Balls and his Mrs are directly in the firing line. Eejit.
Yes, we know you come here and lurk.
So let me address the visiting MP’s, Lords, Ladies and civil servants that have robbed the British people over the last decade and say this to you:
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Not of Star chambers or of Cameron’s wrath.
Not of newspapers covering your despicable acts for a few days.
Not of the Police, who will certainly be looking into your frauds and thefts.
Not of peasants with nooses (although even that can’t be ruled out)
No, you should be very afraid of us, and what we will do to you.
We will make sure that all of your crimes are exposed and recorded.
We will make sure your crimes are never forgotten.
We will make sure that everyone of you thieving scum are forever branded by this.
We will never forget.
Your reputations are now in our hands.
You have been warned.
One problem: the English and those they made ‘British’ are lazy, conditioned to accept a feudal system. George Orwell was a visionary. So was Ernest Hemmingway who wrote in the 1930s that bankrupt politicians use inflation and war to spring themselves free from the ruin they make of economies, and the ‘hardworking people’, in the phrase of the lunatic at bunker number 10.
Labour have screwed the education system so bad I feel genuinely worried for my future. I’m about to take my first science GCSEs and have a proper view of just what a pile of shite the qualification system is. The school internal test I was given two years ago is far harder than the GCSE papers I’m doing now. The curriculum is full of New Labour brainwashing rubbish. How about some genuine science, rather than the authoritarian nonsense about the evils of smoking, drugs, speeding and car safety? These are all pathetic psuedo-science subjects at the core of GCSEs, now a worthless qualification with outrageously low grade boundaries so the thickos look better. My parents have had to send me to a private school just so I can get some standard of genuine teaching. All Gordon can do is pretend the Tories will eat your children and spending cuts are an impossible proposition. If I met this sack of shit in the street I would gob in his grimy little anus of a face. Labour voters are as deluded as Gordo himself.
If you think the GCSE’s are bad wait till you sit a mickey mouse degree, infact you won’t even have to turn up after the first two months.
EU Directives are meant to do the thinking for you. No need to learn anything. Kickback, relax and outreach to someone close to you.
Kickback, relax and outreach to someone close to you.
{that line is going in the book! how to lose friends and disenfranchise people}
clarke of the heath has committed fraud, but his defence is they all did it, they made me do it, and had i not done it then people higher up would have disapproved.
a kind of “new” nuremburg defence as i see it.
when they turn round and say i am as guilty as sin, i did it on purpose as part of a system that everybody does in the lords, and therefore book me dano, then i will look at them differently.
Driving reason for bad polls: FLIPPING DISGUST
Here’s another story on flipping. Man flipped over matress.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/05/22/wife-backs-tesco-rolls-royce-rage-man-115875-21378999/
Mind you, if I drove a Rolls, I don’t suppose I would buy much from Tesco.
Bad driver of reasonable Rolls: FLIPPING DISGUST
Oh sorry, repetition, deviation, … hesitation = NULABOUR
One that does no damage.
New Labour is alive and well.
And living in the Conservative Party.
Nothing will change while marshmallow Cameron is there.
To Sarah Brown – you may find this link helpful, I’d get started now if I were you…
https://www.bigyellow.co.uk/boxshop/index/category/Packaging%20supplies/#bannerBar
McSnot’s body language on Marr was very telling: he spent most of the time with his hands stretched out in front of him, pushing the questions and the awful, unbearable reality away from his safe, urine-warm bubble of insanity.
Yes, it’s true Order Order really is an intelligence free zone
Oh, really? Labour supporters are sick of Brown, and Balls-up. Check out ‘Gateshead Tom’ 12.33pm comment today after DT Philip Johnston’s article, headline with some blather along the lines of ‘…people want early election…’.
Interestingly, his comment was preceded by a Tory refusenik named ‘Scott’ at 12.23pm.
Really, I do wish ‘Editorial Intelligence’ and all the other namby pamby ‘opinion formers’ would keep up with the pace of public opinion. After all, you do claim to be expensive in this area, don’t you
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MICHAEL HOWARD WILL BE THE GNU HOME SECRETARY SUKKERS
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YU KANKNOT WIN
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PARLIAMENT WINS EVERY GENERAL ELECTION
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B*COS THE ELECTOR8 ARE KNOT MEMBERS OF THE CLUB
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THEY ARE YOUR MASTERS
HAO KAN YU WIN BY VOTING FOR MORE
Eh? Can you write that in English next time? Or submit your petition to Holyrood.The inmate of bunker number 10 would be most obliged for your support.
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ONLY PETTY POLLY TITIANS WRITE PETITIANS
Silvio Tanner RITES FOR THE TIME BEING
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