Jonah Blights Bounce Back, Crushes Man United’s Hopes
Hull is not the most economically successful region in the best of times. Nevertheless yesterday morning the Hull Daily Mail launched a campaign for economic optimism in the face of a recession. The first edition announced the support of the Prime Mentalist himself for the paper’s ‘Bounce Back’ campaign:
“We all have a part to play in helping our communities survive this difficult period and I am pleased to see the Mail galvanising support around local businesses with the launch of the Bounce Back campaign.
The 350,000 small businesses in the region are the lifeblood of the area’s economy.”
Inevitably the late edition of the Hull Daily Mail reported bad news for jobs and the local economy as the curse of Jonah Brown saw 349 jobs lost from a Hull food factory after Northern Foods announced plans to cease production at the plant. All are cursed who take the words of the one eyed son of the manse…
UPDATE : If only Guido had noticed this he would have put his communion money on Barcelona. The Prime Minister’s Spokesman told the Lobby yesterday afternoon that
… the Prime Minister expected and looked forward to watching the match later today when he returned to Downing Street from his visit. Asked if he had sent a message of goodwill, the PMS said that it went without saying that he would always want a British team to win any such match.
Poor the reds…
Quick reminder of Jonah Brown’s cursing of British sporting internationals:
When England were knocked out of the 2006 World Cup against Portugal – Jonah was there. When they lost 2-1 at Wembley against Germany – Jonah was there. When Scotland lost to Italy- Jonah was there. When England lost the rugby World Cup final – Jonah was there.
Beware the curse…
When you elect John Prescott, what do you expect
A fat shit making a tidy living off the back of the “honest” taxpayers?
I’m glad you were even able to find the Prime Mentalist, Guido. He seems to have totally disappeared in recent days. CallMeDave is all over the media, grabbing the limelight, and no response from Gordo.
I have a theory: Here’s why Gordon has disappeared.
I think we can all guess: Gordon Brown is hiding away, summoning up the courage to chicken out.
I’m not Guido.
But if you want me to be…..will your blog become more popular? How much are you offering?
I have a blog which I’d like to advertise too, but I can recognise shite when I write it and won’t bother.
He has no need to hide at the moment. Kirkbride is taking the pressure off him and the cabinet.
At Chequers in a locked room with all sharp objects and bootlaces removed.
As I said yesterday, brown’s a scaredy, he’s hiding in a cupboard, and doing what he likes best, biting his nails.
Nervous breakdown, I suspect!
I think your being a bit unfair on Gordon Brownshit.
OK, he hasn’t said anything about expenses for more than a week now, but I am sure he has review underway, a committee looking into it, an independent audit planned and a star chamber deliberating.
I can certainly confirm the star chamber is operating efficiently as we have been asked to submit receipts for the gas used.
Noted within the link:
“A very reputable Labour parliamentary source claims that “Gordon is hating being Prime Minister.” He certainly wouldn’t be the first PM to get the job only to find out that he didn’t really like it. Harold Macmillan would fall into that category.
Not as much as we, the hard working families, utterly detest you being PM, matey !
The difference is you know better than 10 million or so who cant wait to make your mind up for you, Mr Bottler Brown.
Useless, Useless Tw*t
“Gordon is hating being Prime Minister.” Sounds like Mandy, but WTF, for a masochist, the only thing that matters is loving the hating it. If McHoon had the slightest bit of compassion, even for his clique, never mind his party, or his country, or the world, he’d make way for someone else.
they should have interviewed old”TWO ARSE PRESCOT the fat troughing bastard would have told them” fit mock tudor beams toot front o’th ouse makes it look like yer loaded even if yer got nout ” .
So you admit to writing shite, 27? Glad you don’t post a link to your blog, then.
Yeah I understand that nobody wants to read the ramblings of a pointless nobody.
You’ll get it one day.
LOL. Exactly.
But the Brown trousers train wreck that is the UK economy is still at the derailment stage.
We’re all bloody screwed thanks to the fraudulent one-eyed Scottish fcuker, Brown, and THE WORLD KNOWS IT!
United Condom and America are fucked, screwed, up shit creek with no shovel!
I do not imagine that it will be pretty here in Europe, but better than there!
Plus Europe owns you, in every way!
barca santanda barca santanda!!!
Mock Tudor beams, croquet on the lawn, a failed bulemic lifestyle & broken toilets by the dozen perhaps?
It’s a measure of the parlous state of the Labour Party that they have yet to realise that the Expenses Scandal has completely fucked their Election Strategy and Campaign. Which was basically “Attack the Conservatives!”
Prescott would have been slated to be their point man hammering the Conservatives for being “out of touch” and attempting to mock them for their profligate greedy ways.
That ship has well and truly sailed seaman Prescott.
Even at the on message clone festival that is the Labour Party Conference there would be groans, nervous silence and shuffling of feet should mock tudor, two bogs, lavish feasts at the Taxpayers expense, try any of that now.
All the Labout attack dogs are up to their neck in expenses shit.
How funny is that ?
And those who seem to be fairly clean are by definition that bit more honourable and wouldn’t engage in Election mudslinging anyway.
If anyone from any Party caught troughing tries to take the “low road” come the Election they will be eviscerated.
Course most troughers will get a hard kick in the polls out of Politics anyway.
Your “low road” is not to be confused with the Scotch term “low road”, which is a synonym for “death”. (Originally a synecdoche – the carriages bearing the corpses would have had to take the easiest route over the hills to the nearest kirk).
It would be a “light touch” of a different sort if NW London residents were to rename their thoroughfare to Kilburn Low Road the day after the next election.
Scorched Earth
Well said. But surely Labour’s election strategy of ‘Attack the Conservatives’ is merely a tedious continuation of much of their governing policy.
Thanks for the explanation.
Though it’s meaning within the context was, I thought, fairly clear. Particularly since it’s use as a Political term for an attack based campaign is pretty widespread.
Though if we must take the pedantic thoroughfare, Scotch appears in my dictionary as whisky or to thwart. But if it was intended as a lighthearted slight at anyone north of the border instead of merely being a descriptor then I see your point.
It’s not over until the Fat Man blings.
Not even the One Eyed Stiff One aka Dick Head can eradicate the odour of Prescott.
Never look him in the eye. Your days will be numbered.
It’s OK to look him in the glass one.
But on no account the brown one.
Things will be so much better under the Tories
(cue laughter)
cue laughter
Nah, no laughter: no-one listens to ‘Anonymous’
Oh and they do to some kent advertising a shite blog?
Begone sad anon troll, there must be a bridge you can hide under, perhaps McBust will be there to keep you company.
Petty, petty anonymous, you must try harder. I just visited the aforementioned blog for the first time and it’s not half bad. The review of non-UK economists’ views on the current UK plc finances is harsh, but fair.
You’re crap, Anonymous, with the memory span of a socialist gnat. Remember 1997? “(Cue silly music and memories and half wit Irish band D:REAM) “Things……………………can only get better……………………….” and the sight of Mandy, Blair, Prescott etc w*anking off. (cue laughter)
This blog needs to move ahead.
The Tories no longer have the right to lead the next government, they’re as tainted as the rest.
Shame the blue-tinted goggle brigade here don’t really care about the issues, just about changing one set of cheating hoons for another.
Pathetic, time for REAL change – and that does not equal Conservatives in any sense.
So what’s the answer?
Do we all vote for the Anonymous candidate in the Anonymous Party?
What is your suggestion.?
See the box that says Labour and see the one that says Conservative?
Do NOT place a tick in either box.
It’s quite simple, even a “Brit” can manage it
“even a Brit”.
Shinner, eh? You’ll be voting for that nice Mr Adams, then?
They do appear to be less expensive than a very British party where they come from
Just vote Jury Team instead, they couldn’t do a worse job than this bunch of miscreants, in fact, they might just surprise us and be a really good thing for this country.
I’m no more for the Tories than you are (altough I am braver than you, ‘Anonymous’) but WTF is your alternative?
Let’s hear some ideas for your “REAL change”, eh? Perhaps starting with what it is that you, ‘Anonymous’, are planning to do.
OK well for a start I’d stop banging on about leaving the fucking EU.
The British way of sorting things out involves shaking them up, fixing them, and making them functional, not running away like a simple child at the first possible opportunity.
Unfortunately most of this blog would disagree, and even though they have unanimously and continuously failed to say what we would do once we left, our future lies in Europe.
Strength in numbers and all that.
I can take criticism, but would like to hear your ideas first…won’t hold my breath
“the fucking EU” – correct, though the word – “mutha” should be in there too.
“The British way of sorting things out” – hardly a universal concept.
Don’t really see the need to say what ‘we would do once we left’ given that we were never asked what we would like done when we ‘joined’.
We are being manipulated by a Brazillian communist recherché with an unknown agenda – yay, strength in numbers!!
Bah!
I usually agree with you, Anonymous, whichever one you are, but this is where we part company.
We should renegotiate our relationship with the EU, aiming for trading partner status only. Ditch the “ever closer union” crap.
The English are a canny, capable and fiercely independent race. They should play to their strengths and ditch the EU albatross.
NOTICE TO LIBDEM TROLL VOTE GRUBBER:
Ooooh right then so now we know who you are trolling for and its the pathetic libdem eurotrash serf wannabes eh?
Listen up annon troll, you gave the game away on the first post by only naming the lab/cons for ridicule and then you topped it off with you blind support for the corrupt and wasteful EUSSR.
Do us all a favour annon troll, if you want to put your case then come on out the closet and name the party you troll for eh?
The libdems are just as dirty and tainted as the other two parties so if you hope to try and grub a few votes by coming on here to smear the other two parties then you are going to be disapointed, contrary to the commissars low opinion of this blog we can spot a party vote grubber from a mile away.
We have been hearing about “changing the EU from within” for thirty years and look where it has got us. Nowhere.
The EU is not a democratic institution, it neither respects the views of its citizens nor its Member States. It won’t change. It will remain corrupt and undemocratic to its dying day.
You can’t hide the anonimity of sitting on the fence.
Anonymous the “intellectual heavyweight” of our generation.
Your real name is Gordon Brown, and in the normal way, I claim my £10.
5 = Dolly Draper Rabid Rebutt-all Squad and I claim my $5, as it started all in America, natch.
Cameron almost had my vote but the Julie Kirkbride buisiness lost it for good. Why the hell is he supporting that thieving woman?
That’s old news – he isn’t supporting her. If you see today’s papers he has very clearly left her to the tender mercies of her constituency party.
“Move ahead”, Anonymous? Is that the same as “move on and draw a line under it”, the tired old cliche of dalek Labour spin doctors when they’ve no answer to adverse comment? Judging by your frequent appearances on behalf of the red party in this blog you’re clearly unemployed and probably Dolly Draper, spouting the same old shit.
As I said he will “ROO” the day (and no I do not get paid by The Sun)
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23700175-details/Prince+and+PM+back+champions+in+European+final/article.do
The Jonah thread lives on!
Pundits could not explain the poor MUFC performance and put it down to a “bad day at the office”, Gordo, ring any (Nokia) bells?
And it Manure had won would you have rushed to this site shouting out loud how you’d proven this theory wrong?
No, I thought not.
Go over to thesun.co.uk where your level of intellect may be truly appreciated.
The Jonah Brown thing is a bit of a luagh because clearly Brown could not inflence MUFC’s inability to score a goal.
But Brown had more than enough influence this past twelve years to ensure we didn’t have a 12% of GDP budegt deficit right now and a structural defictit of 3% of GDP in the ‘boom’ years when house prices were booming at 15% PA and banks were declaring 20bn a year in profit.
Just saying. Inconvenient truth and all that.
Maybe someone had explained to the Manure players how much of the win bonus would disappear in tax
Someone’s can’t to take a joke????
Don’t forget it was compulsory that every NuLab Minister had to support a football team as it was the game of ‘people’ (Sun & Mail readers I think were targeted).
Ghey Gordo was OK he already was used to having Ed and the boys round for ‘beer and soccer’. Liar Tony did not fair so well as he “mis-spoke” about his Newcastle/Jackie Milburn memories…
Think it could have been a Ali Campbell thing. Every R5 interview began or ended with “..and how did your team do at the weekend etc etc” before asking about the latest fantastic economic/education/etc policies/spin. (Reach for the off switch.)
The curse lives on. (BTW they are forecasting a hot summer after 2 of rain, either the forecast is wrong or Gordo is toast…)
He’ll be sticking up for Nadine Dorries and Julie Krookbride next.
Oh wait, that’s Iain Dale I’m thinking of.
Yes but it’s ok because I’m Dave and not snotty Gordon.
Just don’t ask me to actually fire anyone important that’s all.
It wouldn’t be fair
Trolls ahoy
Ah jus lurv the smell of trolls in the mornin
Give it ten minutes. They’ll have all left for school.
It’s half-term mate. That’s why there’s so many of the fuckers about.
Even schools for ‘special people’ have half-terms?
Could the whiners who can’t take even patheitcaly minor criticism please substitute their twattish comments for the far more accurate blubbing -
“Wahhhhhh! Waaaaah! Waaaaaah!!!! You can’t pick on call me Dave coz he is wonderful! Please tell the bad people to shut up Guido. You aren’t supposed to be nasty to Tories here! Waaaah! Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!” etcetera etcetera etcetera.
keep him away from the ashes
Surprised a food suppliers gone bust with that fat twat as their MP
No, they only sold food to “hard-working families”.
Don’t suppose he wished Utd the best of luck, did he?
Zapatero looked concerned Jonah hadn’t turned up.
Who cares, any decent football fan wanted Barca to win anyway…..long live the beuatiful game.
When I saw the British fans giggling and dancing around like fucking children in the run upto the game I wanted to cry with rage and despair!
Great Britain is dying and the westminster/eu vermin are happily smashing their nation to pieces and our young British men would rather ponce around a foreign capital like fucking selfish kids on a school day out!
If our British men would rather pass their time on selfish enjoyment rather than taking the fight to the nations traitors then no wonder the commissars treat us with such contempt.
We need a war. Of the world war 1 variety.
Cass, I agree with the general tone of your comments and would add that it is becoming apparent that UK plc’s time in the sun is fast coming to an end. We have entered our decline phase, for a range of structural reasons, and we probably cannot hope for more than well-managed decline. Successful empires, nations, governments and even cultures all must come to an eventual end, and the writing is on the wall for ours. We should be teaching our children Mandarin, Urdu etc. to equip them for the coming Eastern hegemony.
ps I loathe the term UK plc, another symptom of our national decline.
Being ManYoo fans doesn’t necessarily mean they were British. The only thing you can be certain of was that they were not from Manchester.
Harsh, but fair
Prince William represented this country tonight more adequately than any parliamentarian could even dream of
Talking of World War, who said ‘I don’t know what weapons they will use in WWIII but it will be sticks and stones in WWIV’?
Einstein. Although expect Nulabour historians to credit it to Blair or Brown.
Surely the painters, decorators, plumbers and carpenters of Hull disagree? After all, there’s a fat living to be made for all of them in tarting up Prescott Towers.
No they’ve all gone back to Poland now
Guido, I don’t mind calling any politician an ugly bastard or even, God forbid, a “fuckpig” in mediaeval parlance, but I do cringe at hearing disability being mocked……or am I just old fashioned, eh ?!
Pardon?
More than Balls-Cooper will get…
(knits)
Hahaha!!
Politicians seem to be doing their best to talk things up.
Statistics from this Government cannot be believed and there is too much happening which gives the lie to the declarations of optimism and green shoots.
Increasing unemployment.
Falling House prices.
GM Bankruptcy.
Global Sovereign debt exceeding the demand from buyers.
Geopolitical problems, Iran, N. Korea, Pakistan.
Political turmoil and instability in Britain.
US Economy still in trouble with questions being asked over the feasibility of funding such large deficits.
Security and price of European gas supplies.
Crashing Eurozone economy, especially Germany.
Inflation in UK.
The effect on the UK economy of the necessary cuts in public spending.
The effect on the UK economy of the necessary increases in taxation.
The problem comes when politicians believe their own spin and stop basing their policies on reality.
That light at the end of the tunnel is a train coming towards us.
you forgot the next bank bail out which the IMF says is just around the corner
and the BoE GE spending in the bond market
And the increasing unlikelyhood of a GE in United Condom next year.
By then the CHAOS will be so great that Gordon will feel obliged to SAVE YOU!
Not sure about the necessary increases in taxation.
All that does is create a black economy – as the last labour government did.
Postle
Don’t worry. Gordon and Darling will just redefine the length of the economic cycle again. Problem solved.
Is this curse like a mummy’s curse or a werewolf’s or a vampire?
Does this explain how he hangs on in power while cursing others to become failures?
Does Gordon’s curse make him immortal?
Someone threw some unholy water in Mandelson’s face the other day and although it didn’t kill him, it certainly seems to have slowed him down.
But what can banish Brown?
Being a Scot strong sunlight might burn him up.. A silver bogey?
Or maybe all it take is plenty of voters making the sign of the cross on opposition parties boxes in the voting booth.
More like the curse of the dummy !
still not sure about Heathcliffe .
used to have oone of those clockwork tin coffin money boxes , you would put your coin on the lid and ghostly claw would come and snap it up to within . has to be labours poster sums up the tax take and the voters wishes nicely .
hubble trouble toil and bubble , when the taxes start a different mood will be with the public so being as jack is so sure gordon will not be ousted , can only mean more public funded vanity projects , caesars wife thinks jack shouldnt be so sure you never know what could jump out of the banking collapse , reading branch starting to ring any bells ??
teflon tone was of that era (and his property empire) bunker brown suggests an all too different goverment , secrets ?? just how do you intend to run the economy further into reverting back to barter and crofting , 2 yrs on and still no comment , umm sort of well er no but yeah but , quantative easing has masked the problems yet to come , it may be true it is stablising but it could also mean we are comming to a stop , mmmm thinking of strapping on another turbo charger on borrowed money ??? more stimulation for the ecnomic lab monkey ???
Don the sued apron, grinder boots , arm length leather gloves and the welders mask , only hope that the pensions funds dont notice your using them for betting on your political survival !!
the question who or what do you tax first ?? it cant be things, so it has to be people , the question then goes further peoples future or peoples present ??, i think the people should know after all only been 2 years plenty of time to have a good plan or even trouble them with a numerically honest explanation !!
The next monstrous trougher hoves into view and I thank the UKIPWebmaster for pointing it out.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5396199/MPs-expenses-Tory-MP-Sir-John-Butterfill-paid-no-tax-on-600000-house-profit.html
An open and shut case of the kind of thing that will drive the public to a hanging frenzy ?
But no! As we see from the delightful Miss Kirkbride anything can be excused with enough brass neck and a good does of completely out of touch arrogance just to give the piggery that extra flavour and Zing!
This troughing is easily explained.
One must have one’s servants quarters maintened. Standards Sir, standards!
How do you expect an MP to do his job if his flunkies are not properly fed and watered ? Good Lord sir these are not the dark ages ? We cannot simply bundle our servants into the woodshed and chain them there.
Well, not as much since that unfortunate court case certainly.
The Titanic bounced back off an iceberg, metaphorically speaking.
Alan Partridge bounced back too.
Sort of.
We need more tits in parliament.
Theres 600 plus already there….
Stretford and Urmston correctly rejected …… .
We need lookers not her and certainly not Jacqui Smith.
Recruit from the House of Lords!!!
Meanwhile back in Beeboid land, the headlines are writing themselves.
“Tory MP to repay ‘servant costs.’”
So, how many days now to the Euro elections?
I have a postal vote. And so does my wife.
Job done.
Do fuck off Brown.
First came the credit crunch, then the expenses scandal. Brown probably needs one more disaster to make it to the next election.
Is this cunning, or just sheer cυntishness?
Nueliebour will change it to a vote for them!
Dolt!
So far the tories are having lots and lots of bad exposure. Pravda will be loving this, servants quarters, moats, duck houses, kirkbride clinging on.
I’m sure everyone on this site knew this would become a Tory story in the end. By all means go after the troughing Tories but why are the Labour troughers, Brown being trougher in chief, getting away with it.
Labour have managed to explain away every scandal except for the 4 who are going to be dealt with at the “Star Chamber,” and we all know what a joke that is. Smith, McNulty, The Keens, the guy with the caravan, house flippers Darling, Hoon, Brown all go unmentioned, meanwhile Tories are being picked off at the rate of one a day.
This is turning into Brown’s wet dream.
The 350,000 small businesses in the region are the lifeblood of the area’s economy.
Fucking bullshit.
Hull? 350,000 small businesses in the region? Hull has a population of about 250,000.
Fucking horseshit wrapped in cabbage leaves and pan-seared with jus de fucking bullshit.
How big is this ‘region’ that returns cock-waving imbeciles like Prescott to the HoC? How many of them run a ‘small business’ that isn’t selling lottery tickets to career imbeciles, bogus disabled, job-dodgers and cock-holsters?
I was wondering about that 350000. I suspect Brown was thinking of the number of EU regulations that each business has to deal with.
The mind boggles to think of how many medium, medium-large and large businesses there might be in the area.
The only business there that supports anything is BP – a BIG business. If it were not for the smell of glycol, the place would smell of fish. And chips.
Although I must give a small plug (as a British taxpayer does these days) to a little business in Hull called Solwise for all your comptuer networking peripheral needs, particularly homeplug adaptors. Not only cheap but probably the best you can buy.
You see, this is why we need less tax and business rules/red tape strangulation. Solwise is very clever and many years ago I knocked up a device to turn the vacume off when the phone rang -using the similar principle.
” a little business in Hull called Solwise for all your comptuer networking peripheral needs ”
Would that be as recommended by a certain Miss Kirkbride M.P.
I thought the figure ridiculous.However all small businesses(including mine)have cause to curse Jonah for the tax and red tape suffocating us.Seeing what the troughers themselves get up to has made me feel almost murderous towards them.
An oldie but goodie – Fuck You by fidothedogster
We sympathise with our Manchester brothers tonight.
a ha Ha HaHaH HaHaHAHAHAHAH…………………
As their tear stained Blackberries zing out messages to thier wives in Surrey that they’ll be home early today.
Jonah Brown and Wayne Rooney at the Wembley launch of England’s World Cup 2018 bid.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article2435164.ece
Less than two weeks later: Man United’s dreams of successive Champions League wins are ruined.
has he endorsed the ashes?
Not yet Freddie,
he’s waiting until after the general election wipe out…
If you want to see what newlabour and the EU have actually done for Hull over the last decade or so then just take a trip to the docks and port areas, a once thriving area turned into a fucking desolate wasteland with ugly rabbit hutch flats in between that nobody can afford to buy.
Industry and fishing has been destroyed, factories closed down and fishing fleets scrapped, the newlabour/EU bastards have fucked Hull over just as they have fucked the entire nation over. All the bullshit lying propaganda cannot hide the truth.
Culpability Brown has the opposite to the Midas Touch – everything he touches turns to pooh – let’s call it the Brown Touch.
I prefer to call it the Andex touch.
Or even Andrex!
Or the Brown Douche
No no no! (cue Burly Chassis)
He’s Gordoom Brownfinger!
He’s the man, the man with the faecal touch.
was that faecal or fatal??
faecal, as in shit.
Valentine’s night chez McTwat:
“Sarah!
Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golde……. ah fuck!”
Has anyone seen the pictures of McMental cradling a small child in his arms yesterday, with that deranged grin on his face.
A prime candidate for Guido’s Friday caption competition.
The one with Skeletor in the background?
This one, you mean? (WARNING: VERY RUDE)
Never saw this in the charts.
It’s the one of him at the Sure Start centre in North Tyneside yesterday with his missus Sarah (Skeletor?) stood behind him. He looks as though he’s about to sink his fangs into the child’s neck.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187577
Were those fava beans I saw on the stove in the background?
Time for a rerun of that old Robert Morley film ‘Theatre of Blood’ where a playwright (?) disposes of various critics adapted for these times.
Suitable fates for our beloved politicians?
a) Truss up Brown in a rest home, if he is good he can spend an hour in the adult romper room throwing old inkjet printers and staplers at the walls which have pictures of Cameron pinned to them.
b) Kirkbride to face her constitutuents at a meeting.
c) Butterfill?
Ah yes, Butterfill…..filling his boots at the expense of mugs like you and me. He wants to pay the CGT. Fine – and then he can close the door on his way out. People like him should never be allowed anywhere near Parliament. I sincerely hope that he’s deselected pronto.
We’ve been here before. The winner of the involuntary repast of dogfood through a funnel was Cheryl Gillan.
Who eats the poodle ? Soames ?
Apropos Brown – the French have blamed him for the debacle over the Queen NOT being invited to the 65th D Day ceremonies because it is up to the British Government whom they choose to attend and that “all are welcome”. The Daily mail is having a real “bashthefrogs” fest to-day(makes a change from MPs) and even intimates that what can you expect given Sarkozy’s antecedents ?
The leader makes even worse reading for Brown and ends with saying that what can you expect from a government that shows scant regard for our history and military(mention the Gurkhas here).Brown is more interested in photo-ops with Obama(and wasn’t even going to attend originally until he heard that the President was due to attend) than properly representing the country and that for the french to say that this is exclusively a “franco-american” ceremony when 83,000 British & canadian troops took part in the D Day invasion is an insult ! It’s almost good to see that things are gradually returning to normality and the Mail is back to bashing “Johnny Foreigner” again after bashing our elected representatives for over a week
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189057/French-D-Day-surrender-Sarkozy-makes-U-turn-says-Queen-IS-welcome-65th-anniversary.html
HM was serving in the forces at that time. I do suspect that the French are correct. The protocol would be to contact the FO and who is the tosser in charge of that? Say, n’more ;(
Nuff said Dr Mick – surely protocol(never a strong point with this present lot) would dictate that surely the Head of State i.e. HM The Queen(not as Brown seems to think the Prime Minister)would be the person best to represent the UK particularly as you rightly say HM served during WW2 and actually personally met all the players in the event including Churchill;Montgomery & General Eisenhower. In addition our armed forces serve the Sovereign NOT the government of the day. This is politicking of the worst kind from Brown who couldn’t even be bothered to actually do anything to mark the 65th anniversary even though the majority of veterans are in their 80′s and unlikely to be able to attend another such event – that is until he realised that Pres. Obama would be attending and our Prime Minister is never one to miss a photo-op or let Sarkozy is muscle in on the “special relationship” as Obama’s “best-friend in Europe” -. Very badly done by our government and an absolute betrayal of the 83,000 British & Canadian troops who went ashore at Sword, Gold & Juno beaches 6th June 1944 as part of the allied force to free europe from nazism. I would tell Brown & Co to hang their heads in shame but the truth is however much lip service they pay to our “gallant troops services and sacrifices” even now in Afghanistan really they couldn’t give a toss and are more interested in claiming as much as posssible from the tax-payer or find ways to avoid paying the taxes that they make the rest of us pay.
Maybe this outrage will be the final straw for Liz, and she’ll call Brown to the Palace to, how shall I put it, get the fuck out of Downing Street and stop ruining the country.
It was part of Brown’s “spite Lizzie” campaign, don’t you think?
If Cameroon was half the man that Sarko is then you might still have the whisper of a chance of recovery over there in United Condom!
You are fucked!
It is sad!
Of course it’s down to Brown.
He wants to be pictured next to Obama, but if our Head of State is there he would be upstaged – maybe have to sit in the stalls rather than top table with the Presidents.
Oh, dear. Poor Manchester United. My main client is a Man U. fan. And I have a meeting scheduled with him this morning. Oh, great… Thanks, Gordon.
But meanwhile
Derek Bloody Draper is back. Now he is a practising Christian. (Pass the sick bag, Martha.)
I’ve come to the conclusion that Brown can’t be all that bad.
Your lot needn’t worry. By the time you lot get to a final Brown (and at least two Tory prime ministers) will be long gone
Brown’s premiership is turning just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
Don’t suppose you’ve predicted next weeks lottery numbers as well have you?
You’ll need Mystic Meg for that.
I see the winning numbers as being 6 chosen from 49.
Thanks, Nigel, but what is the point of watching last week’s weather forecast?
GUDIO – personally I think it is in poor taste to call Gordon Brown “one-eyed”.. why should we make fun or label him due to a disability…. (something he got unintentionally playing rugby)….. Andrew
Is “Idiot” OK, though?
Andrew,
Brilliant, keep it up.
The mucho macho responses are hysterical, more please.
Especially GuidOrcs Oaf where he writes:
“You are in the wrong place if you are looking for good taste.”
Just think how dangerous he would be with no eyes!
You’ve come to the wrong place if you’re easily offended……………fuckwit.
indeed you have.
those here always ridicule twats who can’t take risky or tasteless humour
for example here is the fairly juvenile, tasteless but still fairly amusing ditty posted which provoked this response from the fearless defenders of free speech here:::
“This was as clear as a pike staff months or years ago.
A classic, an absolute classic wannabe posh bird that is a Nadine type nightmare.
A serial coupler of weirdos.
It makes the flesh creep.
Julie went with Stephen Milligan.
Who stuffed his chops with a mandarin
Snapped a cap and sniffed it in to him.
After that was never seen again
Poor old Stephen Milligan, begin again
Mwahahaha!”
:::
“This is a very serious allegation. It is Libel because it has been published. What you don’t appear to understand is that this blog is very widely read and if someone decides to pursue this on behalf of Kirkbride you will be in very serious trouble.
There is the recent precedent of the Sheffield Wednesday football supporters who made allegations about the club’s executives on a website. The website was ordered to reveal the identities of the posters and they were taken to court.”
“You can easily be identified through your IP address.”
“Save your defence stories for the judge.”
“PD&L says:
May 27, 2009 at 4:35 pm
MARKER No. c568/001
Posts under the handle ” “. Already copied and saved. John, you follow up with the ISP. Email to host sent 1530 today.
PD
23/05/09″
:::well, well, well. threats of lawyers and threats about tracking IP adressess for a silly little rhyme that anyone who isn’t a politically correct twat knows is an utterly stupid and anything but serious attempt at humour.
yes you shouldn’t come here if you are easily offended.
unless of course the offence is caused to humourless tories or kirkbride and nadine defenders.
that truly is political correctness gone mad.
You are in the wrong place if you are looking for good taste.
Oh do fuck off, ya PC lefty shithead yoghurt weaver.
Its no different to calling Joey Deacon a “spazzer” is it?
And lets face it, Browns also got that “slack jaw” thing going on, double chins. looks like he hasnt had a decent wash in a while or even can dress himself.
According to ZanuMantra developed under that other kiddy fiddler Blairs tenure, people like you have become a bane on free speech.
Always looking to find offence in every statement- well find some in this: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! Take your political correctness and shove it up, yes right up your dung trumpet.
Thank you.
not to mention the fact that the saville row tailor who runs up his suits won’t admit to making them either because he probably fears the results on the rest of his business
Hopefully he’ll still be trading after Brown has gone with more customers to deal with
£1500 for a suit, and when he wears them it looks like they’ve been ripped off a barely warm corpse
As an aside, I used to know a Scottish guy who had once worked in the Ambulance Service in Dundee. He said he used to get replacement false teeth from his failed patients – if one persevered it wasn’t too hard to get a pair that fitted okay
……… AND the upright son of a SCOTTISH PRESBYTARIAN MINISTER, whatever
that signifies? A pure bastard probably.
Outreach worker perchance?
The fact that you are offended is you own problem not ours.
Guido normally offers a full refund in these cases.
He’s a sociopath ffs. He doesn’t give a toss what anybody thinks. Learned it off the previous Messiah and Busker so he did nye.
I think commenting on Brown’s disability falls into the realm of fair comment. There is a correlation between physical deficiency and political weirdness; e.g.:
The Kaiser’s withered arm
Richard III’s hunchback
Hitler/Franco single ball
Mao’s teeth and BO
N Griffin only has one eye
Napoleon’s piles
Stalin’s disabled left arm
… …
Any more for any more?
Mandelsons slack bottom
Smiths rancid fanny
Blears gingerness
Blairs wife
Becketts arse face
Hoons c unt
Darlings eyebrows
Prescots mouth
Despite two cabinet ministers in a total of three labour MP`s who have in 11 years achieved SBA, the town deserves better.
Fenman
the
PMS
said that it went without saying that he would always want a British team to win any such match.
First he was a hoon now he a sympton that affects hoons at a certain time of the month
Hull LOL. Isn’t that where the fat one lives. erm, can someone explain to me how having mock tudour timber fitted to the front of Prestcott’s constituency house assists him in his duties as local MP? Greedy bugger has failed at everything he ever did except pour gin for others and pork down his own greedy neck.
Make his house an easier target
As if the stench of fried food and cheap perfume isn’t enough.
Browns great party trick is that he brings everybody down to his level, and fucks everything up so badly, that everyone gets tarred with the same brush.
Association Football – AKA Soccer, is a vastly over-rated “game” played by a bunch of overpaid mercenaries, with no taste, education or style.
How can fans loyalty be given to a team designated with a town or city’s name, when most, if not all, of the players are foreign imports!
Brainwashing by the media and espousal of the “beautiful game” by politicians of all parties trying to be “one of the lads”.
Twats the lot of them
Now – Rugby Union Football THAT’S a proper game!
I agree!
Barwick paid £millions to fuck off after achieving sweet FA (pun intended).
You are right. We don’t have any of that shit here in London, I mean High Wycombe.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, you’re all missing the bigger picture.
Which is, can we get Gordon to wish Chelsea luck for the Cup Final on Saturday?
Exactly.
This is vital.
When Labour get slaughtered – Jonah was there
The amount of taxpayer money set aside each year for MPs’ expenses has risen 60 per cent in seven years and now stands at more than £100million.
The cost of second homes, travel, staff, office equipment and other claims rose from £57.5million in 2001/02 to £92.9million in 2007/08 – a £35.4million increase.
Incredibly, Commons chiefs had set aside a record £109.3million for expenses in the current financial year before the scandal broke.
That does not include MPs’ salaries. A backbencher’s basic pay is £64,766. Critics said the predicted total was a ‘damning’ indictment of MPs’ attitude to spending public money.
The most recent figures available show that in 2007/08 politicians trousered an average of £144,176 each.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1188544/Torrent-greed-MPs-expenses-hit-100million-year.html
I don’t know, nor have i ever met, anyone who earns £144,000 a year.
For those of you with no calculator to hand that’s £394 a day, 365 days a year. MP’s clearly don’t stop troughing for anyone or anything.
Troughtastic
pop over to Luxembourg; the streets are full of them!
£100 MILLION A YEAR ON EXPENSES FOR 646 MPS?
Unbelievable.
The bastards.
How many struggling families paying extortionate taxes have contributed to that?
How about soldiers on the frontline paying their tax – they contributed to that.
Imagine all the families deprived of their family home due to Death Duties / Inheritance Tax contributing to the £100 MILLION A YEAR pot for those troughing bastards.
Dissolve Parliament – there is no morality nor authority in this House anymore.
Close all these party constituency offices down and fully fund a decent Citizens Advice Centre in each town.
Hi Guido,
I am pleased to wish your wonderful website well. It will last for a thousand years!!!
And your brilliant investment portfolio may it grow and grow.
May the Guinness flow forever down your hard neck.
That should settle your hash.
Letter to the latest light fingered MP / Thief.
Sir John Butter has filled his wallet with our cash but of course “he made a mistake and says he didn’t steal it”
Your disgraceful leader is letting you stay so you can get paid and get your golden handshake when you leave? Why should you keep your job? You belong in a jail cell along with the rest of your light fingered colleagues.
But as our current corrupt politicians of every party are ineffective at having you arrested, fired and withdrawing your pension it will be left up to the general public to put things right. Out you go at the next election to join the special section that no doubt will have to be set up in the job centre for employment opportunities for corrupt MPs. You might even be able to claim some housing benefit while your there!
Hot air and lack of any credible action from our current corrupt MPs is just not good enough.
I hope someone takes out a private prosecution against you for stealing our cash.
You Sir are a thief.
Most private companies are lucky to return 5% net on sales, the private sector has to turn over £2,000,000,000 to support this swine herd of MP’s
How many private companies can you think of where the employees double their salary by claiming expenses? HMRC would be in their faster than you could say “numbers are not my strongest point”.
So:
1) British clubs do sh*t – what a shock.
2) Prime Minister offers support for British clubs – what a shock.
3) Prime Minister attends top sporting events – what a shock.
I’m not the greatest Gordon Brown fan myself, but this Jonah Curse stuff is a crock of sh*t. Boring too.
yes Derek.
Sir John Butterfill
Servants quarters in second home a Woking mansion other home in Bournemouth. Woking mansion sold for £1,200,000 a £600,000 gain but no capital gains tax because nominated Woking as main home.
David O’Cameron, we’re waiting.
Mwahahaha!
Lets hope that McMental wishes all Labour MPs the best of luck at the GE
GuidOrcs Oaf,
Well done on digging a vast pit for pushing lazy Conservative MPs in to.
The best bit is listening to their lame brained explanations, and seeing their cringe worthy and gauche attempts at aping the gentry. All in all it’s more delightlful than fresh cut asparagus.
Congratulations and don’t forget the quick lime.
If we’re being selective, don’t forget the extent of Labour scams:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5349413/MPs-expenses-Full-list-of-Labour-MPs-investigated-by-the-Telegraph.html
Ooh, here’s a nice one:
Lynne Jones, the far-Left Labour MP, billed the taxpayer more than £1,100 for upmarket Farrow & Ball wallpaper as part of a redecoration programme at her second home in London.
Unlike your lot, who are being protected by BBC and don’t have to answer any questions for the same crimes. They are as bad as each other, but the difference is that Labour has wrecked public finances and trashed civil liberties. How can you keep supporting them?
Servants quarters
House keeper
Moat
Helipad
Tennis court
Swimming pool
Swimming pool
Swimming pool
Double dippers
500 trees
Julie Kirkbride
Nadine Dorries
Noman Tebbitt
Neil Hamilton
Stephen Milligan
From a public relations point of view it is a Conservative disaster, the GODZILLA of newspaper coverage, nothing can stop it.
The progressive Conservative brand is now toast, it is no more, it has expired. Foot has been shot, several times.
All that is left is the old, bedraggled, slightly crazed, slightly thick, totally disconnected, nasty party talking to itself and bricking it over UKIP. For proof look at Theresa May’s eyes when they next wheel her out, poor thing.
PR: the above, stupid, thieving but irrelevant.
Reality: the following
Alistair Darling
Tony Blair (whose remortgage was far worse than Julie Kirkbride’s)
Geoff Hoon
James Purnell
Tony McNulty
Jacqui Smith
and that’s just the Cabinet.
Still spinning after all these years!
Madshipman Danananan Hanananan MEP (Con) wants to sink the HMS NHS, David Cameron doesn’t rebuke him for such statements but instead invites the turpentine addled weevil to the Conservative Party spring conference.
We know what the Conservatives will do.
But they will only do it if they get in.
They won’t get in because in the general election they are going to get a good kicking, again.
At least they’re used to it.
Sink the HMS NHS I hope.
RIP.
Yes but you still ruined the country.
We won’t forget.
You and your ZaNu arsewipe pals are the ones who will get the kicking pal.
I suspect it’s not just an urban myth that Labour voters are dead from the neck up.
So what’s the alternative MB?
Your own little interjections are getting more abusive & frantic by the day.
Getting a bit worried are we?
Perhaps start a new web site eh?
Labours Lost could be a good title.
Jonah backing MU and Dave backing Kirkbride and family.It’s a funny old world.
It all started in Tracey
OT
Alistair Darling, tax dodger and hypocrite. How can he remain as chancellor?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1189087/EDWARD-HEATHCOAT-AMORY-How-Alistair-Darling-declare-war-tax-evasion-hes-guilty-evading-tax-himself.html
How is Darling continuiing to get away with it? The chancellor of the exchequer is a tax dodger and expense fiddler.
Banana Republic!!
How do I get him to back Chelsea for the FA Cup Final?
Oi Brian, that was my gag!
Cameron need to get a grip of these bastards – there is no way I am voting Tory whilst these “elected representatives” are taking the piss out of the tax payer
Cameron is in real danger here, he either fucks them off quickly or they will take him down with them, none of them are worth saving.
Cameron you are firing blanks at the moment, grow some balls you public school twat
He’s doing a fuck sight more than Brown is.
In fact Brown is content to hide in his bunker and hope it all goes away while the Tories take all the shit.
Yesterday’s Labour “Star Chamber” was a joke. Neither of the alleged crooks (Moran and Morley) bothered to turn up, so nothing happened and no further meetings were aranged.
Who leads the Star Chamber.
The Glimmerati ?
I am disappointed with Iain Dale.YesterdayI had a post published on his blog but when I sent one criticising Nadine Dorries (forceful but no abuse) it was not published.Today, another, unrelated post about candidate selection, was also not published.I am afraid I conclude that Iain operates a blacklist.
You’re not allowed to criticise any of Iain’s fag-hags.
So it would appear.I have sent a post to him asking if I have been blacklisted.If so, he is as bad as the Dorries woman.
Some say some like marmite, too.
Iain Dale is a Racist
Actually Iain Dale worked for the Stasi when he was studying in West Germany during the mid-to-late 80′s.
Mandy and I are trying to work out how we spin the imminent loss of another 10,000 Vauxhall jobs plus numerous untold numbers of “support” industry jobs will be a “disappointment” but a “positive challenge which we’ll address head-on” and how the German/Italian governments have shown disdain for the EU by protecting their own “hard working families” at the cost of UK Jobs.
Any ideas ??
Yes. The MP for Luton should clear thy desk and deal with these issues without hindrance from people seeking to make small political points when major issues are pending. After the election of someone proper and fit for the purpose.
Slag the Tories off. Ask MB, he knows it works. Moat moat duck house wisteria yah boo class war.
“Asked if he had sent a message of goodwill, the PMS said…” What is it with McUckoo, does he think he is some kind of pope or world saviour?
Tony B.Bliar and Santa Obama like to play up that thing, but McUckoo is the only one believe his own myth. (All lefties, but there are exceptions – Reagan diidn’t mind a bit of it, but Slick Willy Clinton found other things more to his taste). Messiah complex, plain and simple. I well remember hearing one Major-Balls when he first trotted out his mantra “if it’s not hurting, it’s not working”. A Messiah complex is similar but worse – “if I’m not being crucified, then I’m not going to be saved”.
So don’t expect McUckoo to call for a general election soon – he is enjoying himself quite nicely, thank you very much. The other thing is that if _he_ thinks he’s not being martyred enough, he will make things much worse for us if he can. Being the megalomaniac he is, and completely out of touch with anything outside the No 10 bunker, his typically christian-upbringing playacting may tip over into a buddhistic (New World Order) one, where attaining nirvana entails nothing less than annihilating (the structures, order, and contents of) one’s perceived world. But being so inured from the real world also makes him more susceptible to – call it karma, or the serendipitous, or the subtle Play of the Light. Or, as in Ray Bradbury’s ‘Something Wicked This Way Comes’, laughter.
McFruitloop was on Tyneside yesterday, giving a ringing endorsement of Alan Shearer and saying that he was confident that Newcastle will be back in the Premiership next season.
They really are f*cked now.
In the next few days expect to read that Shearer has been knocked down by a bus and the entire team killed by Swine Flu.
If Brown goes to the Cup Final does that mean BOTH teams will lose????
can we get him to say he fully expects Julie Kirkbride to survive?
I knew it! I knew that Huhne Jonah would jinx it for us. GORDON BROON MUST DIE!!!
When Hull says “Let’s help the region bounce back” they are, presumably, referring to the (EU) Region ‘Yorkshire and the Humber’. Hull needs to understand that only one part of ‘Yorkshire and the Humber’ counts and that is Leeds – headquarters of Yorkshire Forward and a dozen other (EU) funded quangos. All the investment is ging there, including a new (EU) funded Arena.