Johnson and Miliband Ready Campaign Teams
Guido has been sniffing around and now has positive confirmation that the game is really on. Jack Straw’s claim yesterday that Gordon was secure in his job and would not be “ousted” shows that it is very much on the agenda. If UKIP were to beat Labour, Nigel Farage is right, Brown would have to go. No amount of spin that “all mainstream politics is disgraced” would save Gordon, that would only make sense if the Tories were beaten by UKIP as well. Just as the end of David Owen’s SDP was signaled by them losing to the Monster Raving Loony Party, UKIP beating Gordon would confirm his demise.
This prospect is viewed with absolute horror by CCHQ. If Tory staffers could save Gordon by voting Labour on June 4, they would.
The scenario put to Guido goes like this; Thursday June 4 is Labour’s worst nightmare, Labour’s local council low-point goes even lower. Either the LibDems or UKIP beat Labour on the percentage share of the vote in the Euro vote. The Sunday press is of course totally hostile to Brown with Labour MPs clamoring openly for him to stand down. If Sarah Brown can’t or won’t save him from humiliating himself that weekend, he will on the Monday night ( June 8 ) have to face the PLP disarmed of McBride and unable any longer to put the press frighteners on critics as much as in the past. Watch out for a recent former cabinet member making the Geoffrey Howe speech. Not Clarke or Byers, it will have to be someone without previous, who has served in Brown’s cabinet, someone like Peter Hain or Ruth Kelly. For the good of the party and the good of the nation he will be implored to go. If the mood of the room goes against him, he will fall shortly after, much as the Speaker went.
Guido’s source cautions that we have been here before and Brown has a knack of hanging on by his bitten down fingernails. Chickens are not being counted. Campaign teams are however being assembled in readiness with the weekend of June 12/13 pencilled in for them to break cover. Miliband’s SpAd Sarah Schaefer has sounded out a team ready to go within weeks, Alan Johnson’s unsuccessful deputy leadership campaign team is also clearing the decks. The game is very much on…
Sure this isn’t UKIP spin to obtain a bigger share of the Euro votes?
I don’t care if it is I am not a UKIP fan but I am voting for them as snot gobbler and his party of shits could not survive coming 4th behind them. The press would have a field day and the anti-EU sentiment would make Davey Boy sit up and take notice.
11 Anon
Seconded.
Thirded
Let’s get organised in EVERY constituency to SACK THE BASTARDS!
DO SOMETHING POSITIVE
http://www.nonvoters.org.
Ken Hall – on your website ‘LET US SACK THESE FRAUDULENT AND THEIVING MP’s AND SEND THAT MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR’
It’s I before E except after C. Good stuff, all the same.
Quartered.
Fifthed.
UKIP represents a sound way of delivering a message to these hoons. All of them.
Just maybe they will see the welter of opinion against the EEC and politicians in general.
In almost every aspect of our lives their decisions are contrary to our interests and a vote for UKIP might just bring it home.
And, if it doesn’t? Well maybe it would be worth risking a vote for BNP next time
hung drawn and quartered I beleive.
I seem to have landed at the wrong forum.
To English Master,
“It’s I before E except after C. Good stuff, all the same.”
That’s weird, it must be a foreign thing, or only before eight or by conscience or if it is sovereign. I could go on in vein but I neither have the time nor inclination as I have a surfeit of other things to do, so I must forfeit this discussion with you good neighbour.
Thanks for the spelling tips. The site has been amended!
What’s sauce for the Goose is sauce for the Duck House, as it were.
It is not out of the realm of possibility that UKip could come perilously close to overtaking the Conservative share of the vote.
Because there is still many days before the Election and if we get days and days more of servants quarters style piggery and Kirkbride hogging the headlines then everything is up for grabs.
So do any apolcalypse scenarios come into effect for Dave should the worst happen ? Would he have to pledge out of Europe for the Manifesto ?
Which isn’t to say Brown won’t get a furious kicking in the Euros and Locals.
He definitely will. But we again return to the question of who would be mad enough to want his job at the moment in the Cabinet or even out of it.
And the one huge question mark is turnout.
Far easier for the public to express their disgust by sitting on their hands and saying “f*ck the lot of you” after all.
The results will be a statistician and pollsters dream though and will be subject to unbelievable scrutiny and interpretation.
Not voting is a cop out bullshit response. Those that won’t vote are the usual lazy fucking bastards who do fuck all then whinge about the shite state of the country. If you can’t even get off your arse to put a cross in a box against the big three parties you can go fuck yourself when the EU Lib/Lab/Con mob continue running your life.
I have had a nighmare: UKIP 1st, Greens 2nd, BNP 3rd, …..
Rabyrover
I’d be all for the Australian system of compulsory voting with the one proviso being a box for “none of the above”.
You can’t lay all the blame on the public for deing dissillusioned with the current crop of crooks and thieves after all.
Voter turnout has been falling steadily and it isn’t just because people can’t be bothered.
The Parties carry most of the blame for falling memberships and not enthusing the public or giving them a reason to vote. And a tiny vote would be a slap in the face and a clear signal that the public is definitely not happy with “business as usual”.
Governments need a sizeable mandate or their support is unrepresentative and merely the grudging acceptance of the best of a bad bunch. Hardly Democracy at it’s finest.
Independents will do well as will anyone who can convince the public that they are not just spouting the same old platitudes and spin about reform and change, while desperately hoping “this will all blow over.”
But the fact is most of the public think Politicians are scum now and persuading them to vote for the least fraudulent is pretty pathetic and not a recipe for success in the long run.
The person “mad enough to want his job” (McMental’s) is unlikely to have it for long. The country won’t put up with another unelected PM. Whomever wins the beauty contest will have to set an election date, pronto, or Labour will discover the delights of Ceauşescu’s final days.
Anonymous, IF we are to affect real and positive change that will benefit US, The people of this Island, then we HAVE to realise that the people who are now inclined to NOT vote ARE THE MAJORITY POWER BLOCK, and we have to make THEM (us) realise this, to motivate them to USE their majority power to VOTE THE LYING THIEVING BASTARDS OUT!
If anyone is inclined to not vote, because they feel that they are in a minority, then JOIN http://www.nonvoters.org and help us get organised to VOTE THE BASTARDS OUT!
Don’t bitch n moan, DO SOMETHING POSITIVE.
I have created nonvoters.org to do JUST THAT!
I am not interested in stealing votes from the Tories. I want to empower those who are pissed off with ALL the parties to make their voices heard, for they ARE the majority in this country now…
Join http://www.nonvoters.org and make REAL change happen!
Bet Dave’s really shitting himself at having to face either Postman Pat or Milibanana across the despatch box.
To Ken Hall…
Haven’t you heard of the Jury Team yet?
As luck has it, it’s their PPB tonight. Tune in, you might be interested in what they have to say.
Cheers!
Does anyone really think that Johnson is any good? He comes across as a bit boring, no real ideas but a lot of ambition. He is in the cabinet of all the talents – fat Greek dancers, undeflowered dowdy singers and the like.
Summer Breeze, I watch Sir whatsisface with his bunch of business mentors and life coaches…and didn’t see anyone ordinary at all. Just more of the same…jumped up playground misfits all a bit up their own arses.
If QT wasn’t coming on next, I may have switched over to Virgin and finished watching Dogs of War.
Scorched Earth, I’m with you on that one. Or perhaps we should just change the FPTP system so that the non-vote has equality with the cross on the ballot paper. If there is a less than 50% turnout in a constituency, then the parties have to re-run that particular constituency election with different candidates.
Labour would have to come 4th behind Conservative, Lib Dem and UKIP before Brown would be ousted.
Hard to know which way to vote to bring Brown down.
But vote, and don’t vote Labour but Lib Dem or UKIP.
I don’t think we really want Gordon Brown to be ousted as PM by the PLP.
Whatever happens between now and 2010, to which he wants to hang on, this country could not be deeper in the cesspit than it already is. The job of David Cameron, who will probably form the next government whether libertarians like it or not, cannot thus be makde any more difficult than he knows it to be.
Of course, people ought to vote for anybody but the Labour Party – with the possible exception of the BNP, although I’d suggest that people who go for them are not the usual sort to be persuaded by rational argument in favour of all the less-statist alternatives – even the Luvvy-Dems: the BNP will become the home of disaffected visceral Old Labour voters who have been alienated by exactly the culture of the supercilious and dismissive, anti-English FabiaNazis.
Can’t see UKIP doing very much better this time: a campaign with pictures of Churchill and other vintage iconography on it is a campaign directed at a dead and dying generation, sadly. There are too few left to make the difference for them.
Oh, and you can bet 67p that Labour will rig elections, or falsify results, or tamper with not only boxes but ballot-papers. they will not appear to do as badly as we hope and they fear, and perhaps this will be good as Brown may survive to continue the wreakage.
Sorry, much as I personally like Dan Hannan, UKIP get my vote for the EUseless toy “parliament”.
The current Troika need a stiff kick up the arse re: EUroland.
Then and only then, they might remember that their job is to represent us, not betray us.
Until they do, they will not get my vote under any circumstance.
Thought of that but like all the others they are pro EEC.
VOTE UKIP
If you want the Euro and no referendum on the Lisbon Treaty, vote LibDem.
Otherwise, vote UKIP.
Fourthed. This may be the chance to humiliate Gordon Brown, kick out Labour and turn the Conservatives towards a Euro-Sceptic line.
Quite.
The BBC are already working on the excuses to be provided to the public as ‘news’ – people are on holiday, the heatwave made people go to Wales for the day, it was the start of the polo season, it was just voter annoyance and they’ll be back for the GE……
Holidays are no valid excuse. I’m on holiday next week so I voted by post on Tuesday.
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Go fourth…
My tactics exactly. Hopefully along with several million others.
Breaking News +++
Julie Kirkbride is said to be “considering stepping down”.
Conservative Party sources say it is unlikely she will be standing at the next election.
Bye Bye little piggy.
Poor old Iain Dale though. He’s not exactly on a roll at the moment.
Madine Dotties must be shitting herself at his continued support.
OK, so Kirkbride’s gone. Wasn’t she just a press decoy to take the heat off that bastard Hoon – THE Hoon himself, no less? That’s the shit I’d like to see hit the fan. His head, I mean.
Yes and whilst you’re stepping down I hope that you and the rest of the stepping downers step down in a shed load of smelly poo on the way.
I wouldn’t vote for UKIP at national/local level, but they will get my Euro vote on June 4.
I think many more will be doing exactly that. However, a vote for the main three on the ‘national’ level is still a vote for continued EU subservience so I will be voting UKIP on the local council (once the general election leve when our mps were in control of the country prior to EU membership) as well.
DEPOSE BROWN INSTALL JOHNSON.
SIMPLE, EASY INNIT.
Whose spin it is one thing, what we are in for is a very rough and nasty ride. It is going to be almost impossible to see truth in anything. Perhaps the one who tries to keep it cleanest might gain an advantage, but not with the BBC or much of the media we have to report it.
Is not oldrightie’s theory getting more and more credibility. Who handed over the cd? Certaily wasn’t a Tory! As for a Labour Leadership change. Yes please. That would be Bliar and Snotty gone, pure joy.
I see the Respect people in Bromsgrove are claiming they have 6000 signatures. That seems an incredibly high figure for a petition that has only been running a few days.
If I set up a stand in Dunfermline High Street and announced a few days later I had 6000 signatures demanding Gordon Brown resign as an MP because of his property flipping/tax avoidance scams, do you think I could get the first 10 minutes on BBC News/Sky News?
No mention of Respect on Pravda this morning. Spontaneous uprising of enraged citizens, like Kristallnacht.
If you are fed up with these antics of mainstream politicians, and you really want real change, but feel that there are not enough people to make that happen, Guess what?
YOU are in the majority. YOU are already part of the biggest power block in British Politics. YOU are being ignored and lied to by the mainstream media. They do not want YOU to know that YOU are in the biggest and most powerful group in the UK.
The last thing THEY want is for YOU and all those like you to become organised…
It is time for YOU and the rest of us, the pissed off majority, to get organised.
http://www.non-voters.org is a new site dedicated to getting the majority organised in each constituency to agree to which candidate to support in the next general election to Sack the sitting incumbent.
Join in and help DO SOMETHING POSITIVE to rid us of these corrupt fuckers.
Spread the word!!!
That website is http://www.nonvoters.org Mr Ned!
Nice try to lead people astray though dude!
Thanks Ken, now have it as a favourite. Lets fucking do it
THANK YOU FRANK, LET’S DO THIS!!!
Are you sure? – That site is parked!
Not just parked, but about to be clamped. Where am de owner? In dat greasy spoon?
Not parked. Though not sure if it is a good idea…
The URL you are looking for is http://www.nonvoters.org
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You’re nowhere near as funny as Thick as Thieves.
Fourthed. Vote UKIP and fuck Brown and his commies up big time. I was going to say fuck him up the arse big time, but I understand Lord Mandy has already done that.
Think it is DES.
Well, the spelling ability is the same.
Postal vote sent – job done
“Labours not working”
not voting IMHO is a waste
Agreed, which is why I am campaigning to let the people who are inclined to NOT vote know that they ARE the majority and therefore have more power than all the mainstream parties.
If only we can organise them in each constituency to vote tactically to SACK THE CURRENT LYING THIEVING SACKS OF SHIT IN THE COMMONS?
Hmmmm, but how?
http://www.nonvoters.org could be just the thing!
Let’s DO this!
I know some want Brown to stay as he’s causing maximum damage to Labour. But he has to go now as he’s destroying the country, just as King Midas’s touch turned things gold, Brown’s touch turns things to sewage.
He’s sabotaged the economy, turned Westminster into a laughing stock, swam up an Afghan creek without a paddle or a plan and now he’s planning to get a lot of BNP and UKIP nutters elected. The man is a walking calamity. North Korea’s Kim has a surer touch.
My one concern in that is that another leader may regain some credibility however small for Labour. This is the danger we face that Labour somehow is not totally erradicated and lives to infest and destroy this country for a third time.
No no.
Brown must stay in charge for as long as we can keep him there on the dispatch box. He spells corporeal death for the political wing of the Enemy Class, for even just a little time to allow libertarians and Classical liberals to regroup and try to infiltrate the existing power structures in our Gramscian-turned-upside-down way, that I now advocate, for as long as he hangs onto power.
I want four things:-
(1) for Labour to get absolutely chain-sawed to dead meat, on 4th June, totally out of existence – if they kept one Euparl seat it would be one too many, if they kept one council seat they defended, it would be one too many.
(2) and for him to get ruthless and stay on top of the ant-heap in Westminster.
(3) in default of either UKIP or the LPUK doing well, for the Tories to clean up.
(4) Later, if Cameron gets the opportunity, he hsould close the BBC (I said close it, yes I did), throw the staff onto the street (all of them without exception including the junior light-bulb-changers: “only following orders” should not be a defence), sell what copyrights he can, and put the other archives in the Public Domain. Then offer the frequency bands for auction, after the ARRL and the RSGB have cherrypicked them.
My currently-preferred option would be to protect ITN’s network of foreign correspondents by allowing it to cherry-pick its choice of BBC staffers before making it the sole provider of state-subsidised News and Filth.
The Natural History Unit in Bristol to be hived off/spun off and sold to a consortium of its regular co-production partners.
Cut the rest into chum and throw it to the sharks.
Yeah, Agentofchaos, I don’t mind that.
I don’t think it matters if Brown stays or goes. There is no way anybody in Liebour can retrieve the party from this mess. Another un-elected Liebour PM with only a few months left of this Parliament? That would be a gift to all the opposition parties. If they had somebody that talented he would have come to the fore by now. No middle-class-socialism is on the way out. Now all we need is somebody to drive this sneering creed out of the faculties of the country’s universities.
The entire population now knows without doubt, Westminster is rotten to the core.
Local Political Associations are tribal; most will go down rather than admit their “man/woman” is in the wrong thus confirming they themselves are the bigger fools or worse for supporting a toughing MP.
They need you badly, they will spin for dear life, buckets and buckets of remorse and of jam tomorrow, about how it’s going to be so different if you vote them into a job.
They will give you the moon with extra topping, just vote!
June 4th is your best and only chance of registering your feelings before next year, otherwise, same old same old Spivs and Bulls Shitters, making a fool out of you, just like now!
MP’s need a message, mine will be the same to them as theirs to me when elected,
FUCK YOU!
I worry that if we vote the “wrong” way we will not be given another chance.
As my Gran says, a vote for a stupid small party is in the end a vote for Gorgon. You may feel big in your pants and like, totally rebellious, but the end result splits the vote and is a waste of time.
Also UKIP are as much a bunch of crooks as Liebore.
general election now says:
“As my Gran says, a vote for a stupid small party is in the end a vote for Gorgon. You may feel big in your pants and like, totally rebellious, but the end result splits the vote and is a waste of time.”
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Your Gran was right, back in the days when the main parties had strong democratic support.
Today, however, there is no such thing as a mainstream party.
People inclined NOT to vote out-number ALL of them.
If only we could organise ourselves to agree in each constituency who to vote for, whether that be a “fringe” party or whether that be a local independent.
How do we do that?
http://www.nonvoters.org
Bring it on.
It’s a measure of the parlous state of the Labour Party that they have yet to realise that the Expenses Scandal has completely fucked their Election Strategy and Campaign. Which was basically “Attack the Conservatives!”
Prescott would have been slated to be their point man hammering the Conservatives for being “out of touch” and attempting to mock them for their profligate greedy ways.
That ship has well and truly sailed seaman Prescott.
Even at the on message clone festival that is the Labour Party Conference there would be groans, nervous silence and shuffling of feet should mock tudor, two bogs, lavish feasts at the Taxpayers expense, try any of that now.
All the Labout attack dogs are up to their neck in expenses shit.
How funny is that ?
And those who seem to be fairly clean are by definition that bit more honourable and wouldn’t engage in Election mudslinging anyway.
If anyone from any Party caught troughing tries to take the “low road” come the Election they will be eviscerated.
Course most troughers will get a hard kick in the polls out of Politics anyway.
Can an ‘Enery the Eigth’ campaign be started against the Mock Tudor ?
eighth……………….
nope I think you will find your are 235 th
eighth…
But the BBC is doing a power-amplified hatched job on Julie Kirkbride.
Well you can’t blame them, they are proper GramscoFabiaNazis, who believe what they are saying, and do it with disarming and cheeful frankness: and she is not a serious and proper one of those, does not believe herself, and is cagey.
That’s why David Camerson should sadly have “disappeared her” about three days ago.
It’s too late now.
Pot-cleaner Prescott, actually.
And just think how much he wanted Tony’s job…
A little video reminder.
Heh! Thanks, Plato!
Rats not just joining but seeking to be captain of a sinking ship…..hoons the lot of them
Then DO SOMETHING POSTIVE about it!
http://www.nonvoters.org
Dear Ken
The front page of nonvoters.org has an enthusiastic call to action, but no information on how visitors can actually take matters forward. The contact page and the press page come up as errors.
Re-posting links to this page won’t get you very far if everyone who vists your website hits a brick wall.
Thanks for the feedback.
Click on the campaign link, add candidates as and when they become available in your constituency and then when the election is called, there shall be a series of elections amongst the members on the site in each constituency, to agree on which candidate we should back at the election.
I am still building the site, and it will improve. Please join and receive the updates as the campaign builds!
Rats kicking out the captain and demanding free food and lodging while not wanting to run the ship more like =- sounds much more like UKIP.
My money is on Little Hazel to be the one to tell Gordon, she still has a grudge over being told to flaunt that HMRC cheque on screen.
I’d happily return to voting Labour if Hazel did the Geoffrey Howe thing. Trust me, Hazel, yes, I would. Honest …
Check your pants. They seem to be on fire.
or full of shit
A very good reason indeed to vote for UKIP then.
Indeed, if UKIP can shove McMental’s party of retards and thieving hoons into 4th place, the socialist comrades will hit the panic button big time. McMental will be shoved out and the ‘comrades’ will descend into shredding each other to pieces to claim the pole position to watch their shitty little party smashed to pieces at the general.
I am voting UKIP and would anyway as I hate the EU, but the added benefit of fucking McMental’s party into the dirt appeals enormously.
Me too!
+1 !!
Feck it + Infinity!
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Good reasons NOT to vote UKIP:
1) Labour come 4th – new leader revives Labour sufficiently to form minority UK government – the hell drags on for another 4-5 years.
2) Split anti-Labour vote (especially Conservtive/UKIP) allows Brown to come 2nd, hang on and commit further damage.
Ideal outcome is for Labour to be a poor 3rd behind Conservatives and LibDems.
Labour have no chance of regrouping at all. They are fucked. It is just a question of how fucked they are going to be after the Euros. No one in the party appeals to voters. A UKIP ‘victory’ over Labour will be the final nail in their coffin.
Good time to send out one of those irritating chain mail letters:
“Don’t vote for big parties or you will die a horrible death”
Works for me every time.
Correct, there are a lot of Labour supporters who would NEVER vote for a Tory. They read the Mirror see how the dock house stuff is “typical” of tories. Gordon has been clever and not done any “nasty Tory” cuts, so the effects of this economic meltdown are not hitting home to most people, yet. Anyway, wasn’t it the fault of Tory bankers chums This latest wheeze has taken the headlines off the recession. So called “green shoots”and the sunshine are making peopler feel not so bad. So headlines read ” Green Shoots, and Tory Toffs Moats. This NuLabour mob still has legs and the election is a long way off… they could still win. Think, even if they win by one seat Brown would hang in there for another FIVE years. Be very afraid, read The Mirror. A Labour supporter said to me “But the Tories are going to charge people to use Parks… something they read?
I am sure that chare for parks was out an election of so ago. Same as 24 hours to save the NHS.
All fucking lies all of them nut the dumb fucks believe and vote them back in whence they immeadiately get what they voted against
dumb asses
Read what Madshipman Dananananan Hanananan MEP (Con) writes and even says on US telly about wanting to sink the HMS NHS.
O’Cameron doesn’t rebuke him but invites the turpentine addled weevil to speak at the Conservative Party spring conference.
The Conservative Party, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen style, make over has failed.
The expenses scandal make up remover successfully and comprehensively exposed Conservatives for what they really are. Which is the party of mean and nasty, wannabe gentry, lick spittles of the tax dodging, inbred kleptocracy of leeching landowners, bandit bankers, crooked lawyers and bent accountants.
Labour voters can read?
You see, old MB here has given us a good example of the weird crap the left will come out with to try and hold on to power.
Couldn’t have made the case better myself.
I like the ‘crooked lawyers’ one – none of those in Labour, oh no.
PS. MB, how is Indigo these days? Say hi to Richard for me.
Sister Goodfeel,
You say nothing, succinctly.
When the Stalinist treatment rationing system is abolished we can replace it with a proper healthcare system.
Here’s the NHS in a few years. http://therealcuba.com/Page10.htm
Master Baiter, you seem to have one mother-sized chip on your shoulder. Did a wealthy Victorian Tory force once of your ancestors up a chimney?
You’re right they still have legs. But if they do force the Prime Menatilist out they’ll have to call an election.
Not just to shove it up Gordon but up Dave and Nick for removing all possible options. Vote Tory get Blair vote Nick get the EEC fuck me these hoons think they have it all worked out
No, no crooked lawyers in Nu Labor, just bastions of honest and yuman rights dignity like Cherie Blair.
So Camoron has Jewish blood. Levitas from the tribe of Levi. How interesting. Boris Johnson, George Osborne all three aristocratic and Jewish blood. Not a one an Englishman. NO VOTES FOR ILLUMINIST BLOODLINES. Fuck you! Until England is rule by and for the English it is fucked. But the crash is coming. Ha, ha, ha! French revolution, REMEMBER how the heads rolled? Starving people are so…unreasonable.
Dick head.
Wow. Who let the crazies out?
Dribble much?
Cherie blair?
Mandelson?
Is Mandy a giver or a getter?
watch next time he sits down
Nurse, NURSE . . . more medication for Mr. Anon please.
You are David Icke and I claim my £5
Can’t be. He didn’t mention the lizards.
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What a loon!
Someone tell this twat that Derek Draper can’t select comments from this blog to denigrate Guido anymore…
Fawkes, it pains me to say it, but this board has definitely gone down hill since the ukippers discovered it.
Fuck off Dereck
Everyone gets a vote. Look what happens …
Time to restrict votes to people who really know what they are talking about.
That would be Jim Mellons of 43 Snot Road, Craptown
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The anonymous guy at the top, there.
Farage has his ideal platform on QT tonight.
Should be an interesting night.
Dan Hannan is on too – will be fun.
They will be outnumbered 2-1 of course by pro EU panelists, just so the panel represents an accurate reflection of British public opinion.
According to the Bullshit Broadcasting Common purpose liars, that is.
Caroline Flint also on – hecklers will have a field day.
Yeah, What an anorak I am, getting excited about QT at this time in the morning.
Maybe my son is right !!???
Anyway, I’m happy – what a group for a right late night ding-dong.
Hannan will be magnificent in this arena, I’m sure.
BOY-wife?!? I’ve never heard anything so insulting….
…I am a MAN!!
No you are a He-she you fucker.
The politics and articulation of Hannan combined with the body of Flint.
Fantastic!!!
Can’t wait even the Commie BBC might get to see how much the mainstream parties and especially their beloved labour and EU project are hated. Getting the beers in – this will be better than any sporting event. Shame most Huhnes in this country are more interested in watching overpaid poufters and prima donnas/thick Huhnes who would be lifting a dustbin outside their house if not for their ‘football genius’ in tight shorts chasing a ball around than getting involved in saving their country. Still, they can don their made in China Engerland footie shirts and down some German lager at the next world cup – that is until the EU forms a European team and absorbs all the national sides. Maybe that would make them take notice!
there’ll be a 20 seconds delay in transmission while they dub the abuse.
‘Get out you sleazy troughers’ will become ‘We love you, what a great job you are doing’
Expect a few CGI rose petals as well.
I like Caroline Flint. That is to say, I like the look of her. I despise her politics.
Caroline Flint…mmmm…she’s nice, until she opens her mouth and speaks. But then, there’s ways of shutting her up
I want to have a Last Tango In Paris with her.
I’ve been stockpiling Lurpak.
Ditto Oranges and Nylons
Stop it, you lot !!
Was Milligan one of many precursors of David Kelly?
Awful teeth.
Flint isn’t that attractive, it’s just amongst the rest of the horrors, a badger’s ass would definitely be more appealing…
I wonder if our minister for Europe has got round to reading the Lisbon Treaty yet?
Next time you need a bit of tarmac or some clothespegs you know who to phone then.
Farage?
Hannan?
Fuck yeah!
The thought of the pro-eu idiots getting smashed is making me horny.
If you lot think I’m going to roll over and let some other socialist prick take over the leadership of the Labour Party then you don’t really know what I’m capable of. Right…where’s that book I’m reading on surviving in a bunker right up until the very end?
Just remember, if anyone asks, you haven’t seen me.
You are washing your hair, right? First time for everything…
I am one greasy mutha!
You’ve pinched my washing hair theme. I’ll have to go for Gordon’s schoolboy’s shirt look!
Perhaps I could do something on the Head and Shoulders theme.
“Campaign teams are however being assembled in readiness with the weekend of June 12/13 pencilled in for them to break cover. ”
Hasn’t McTwat got a relaunch planned for that week?
Remember Milliband’s botched coup last year?
No, but I do remember these pictures funnily enough:
http://www.caledonian-comment.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/brown_mill1.jpg
http://www.cheddarmongers.org/prod/gallery2/d/16025-1/david-milliband-banana-415×275.jpg
Bet he claimed for the banana on expenses.
Mmmm…socialist sluts.
I’ve just cum in my pants.
Yes ! I have got another re-launch/fight back/make-over organised.
It is actually number 434; the previous 433 re-launches/fights back/make-overs did nt work though, as you can see I’ve started gurning again and claiming anything bad started in America.
How many re-launches is this to date ?
ZanuTeam McFuckwits seem utterly oblivious that the elastic has perished on their catapult.
I shall be voting Labour and urge others to do the same.
Why? Please give some good reasons as to why we should still vote for liebour.
Because my job as five a day organic vegetable co-ordinator for disadvantaged, transgendered single mothers relys on it!
That should be “job”.
mmm, top job. I am so glad you are making a differance.
precisely… why else would Labour create so many non-jobs if it wasn’t for the post holders to be beholden to Labour and vote Labour… after all, would turkeys vote for Christmas?
….so as to make the final crushing result at the GE as devastating as possible. Keep McBoomBust in place to the next election. Liebour will then be buried for million years.
Do nothing to change the status quo, just grin and bear the pain for a few more months the final victory will be worth the wait.
Drive the tartan tribe into the loch.
I’m not so sure. The only people left supporting Labour now are the “My team right or wrong” morons and people who vote labour because that’s what they’ve always done. The my team right or wrong group might start to peel off if they get relegated to a junior division and the people who aren’t watching are going to get kicked in the head with “LABOUR 4TH – LOSERS” which might just get them thinking about not supporting the loser.
I sincerely hope someone does something about kicking Brown out and calling a general election.
Scorched earth policy rings true, he has managed to destroy the economy.
JOB DONE!
He must be really pleased with himself!!
You have the power to make a change, join the campaign at http://www.nonvoters.org.
Don’t sit there moaning about it, DO something about it. I have…
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I have signed up to all the websites requesting he resign and asking no pleading for a general election. I read these blogs and wish there was more I could do. I must admit I have never been more involved in trying to get rid of a sitting Prime Minister. Quiet protests do not work clearly as McBroon won’t listen. Anyone who comes up with a plan to inspire the whole country then I will be at the front lines. Mr Fawkes surely you must be able to find something to stick on this morally corrupt man!
Kick out Brown get Dave Blair. Fuck all difference. Don’t trust any of the fuckers, they’re all Keynesian wankers. Not a serious thought in any of their heads which is why none offer a serious alternative to Browns policies.
Dave would cut the size of government by stopping the issue of pencils and rubbers whilst Nick hasn’t really worked out that he is required to have serious policies at all.
Best to leave the snot gobbler in position and see how much more he can fuck up the economy.
In Golden Eye right at the end there is a shot of a Boeing 747-400 on fire, with bits ripping away, engines stalling & whining, & the whole subframe of ribbing is exposed as what is left of the aircraft descends over the 38th parallel into oblivion.
That burning wreck about to fall out of the sky is our whole political establishment.
Changing the colour of the rosette on the captain is not going to change a damn thing.
I think you’re thinking of ‘Die Another Day’. ‘Goldeneye’ is the one with Sean Bean and the electro-magnetic pulse in.
I think Casino Royal is a better bet, with Brown in charge and Darling in number 11
Dead right missus #16.
The political class haven’t ever had any real contact with reality, they do not comprehend the concept of merit. Most have never had to compete in the commercial/business world that they suckle on like the parasites that they are.
The general public see the main parasitical parties as two cheeks of the same arse and the smaller wannabe parties as various shades of skid mark. None of which is representative of any other sector of society except the political class themselves.
90% at least of the current crop of gold plated turds will be melted away when the jayes fluid of public opinion is poured over them all during the next few months.
My goodness, Labour numpties willing to depose Brown for their own advancement.
Pity they seem unwilling to do it for the sake of the country.
Alan Douglas
It’s all within the rules.
and the Fees Office approved it.
And we’ll pay for it.
And then I’ll blame my husband
Don’t start blaming me again woman. I’m getting fed up with this feminist attitude!
This newspaper wasn’t ironed properly this morning when I left for work! It better shall not happen again. People were staring on the train!
Now fetch my slippers and bring me my dinner.
We always do!
Your didn’t last Thursday! Some nonsense about an under eleven’s kenyan lesbian outreach group. Don’t you understand I work hard all day! Get your priorities right woman!
Brown plotted for over a decade to get the title of Prime Minister and Leader of the Labour Party. Under no circumstances will give in now. If members of the Cabinet want him out then they will have to nail him into a coffin first.
That is also acceptable.
It’ll only work at dawn with a stake.
This is true. The inhabitant of a bunker in times past said of his office “No power on Earth will get me out of here alive” – and in his case it was true, although all the power in the world was assembled ready to shift him.
Brown does, however, look all in and now has the vivid precedent of Speaker Martin to follow.
Neither can I see Gordon voluntarily giving it neck. It’s quite likely that they will have to wrench it off him. And, while we are on the topic, how can a “democracy” have a leader who was not elected?
Whilst John Major was not initially elected by the voters, at least there was an internal election by the MPs.
Is your timing right? Although we all vote on Thursday, the votes won’t be counted until Sunday / Monday because we have to wait for polls to close in Ireland. At least that is how it has worked in the past.
Straw polls will give the likely answer.
Straw polls ?? Don’t rely on them; accountancy is not my strongest suit, dontcha know.
Plenty of time for Labour to falsify the counting, and even stuff the boxes.
Us? we would never dream of such things.
Mind you, I am still trying to work out how to shove all these ballots into the box, there are just so many.
If there were to be another PM appointed by the Labour Party I think there would be huge pressure from the Opposition, media and the electorate for a General Election. However, Labour would probably just ignore it and carry on in the hope that something would turn up to improve their situation. I don’t think the Government cares what anybody wants or thinks and they are not really bothered how much damage they inflict on the country.
Hugh dear..
You just don’t understand. Gordon has to protect us from the chaos that would ensue if we were allowed to go to the polls and elect another party into Government. He knows what is best for us. He recognises that 12 years of dumbing down has resulted in an electorate that might make the wrong decision and threaten the utopia he has created for us.
Let’s face it, he has Christian principles- just like his predecessor.
You said there would be pressure from the media. Not for the BBC there wouldn’t.
Chickens. Not eggs. It’s chickens that you don’t count before they are hatched.
Are you saying that people don’t not count eggs?
When will Blair break cover and who will he endorse?
Blair will only endorse his memoirs. Available from all good booksellers…
and a lot of bad ones
If it’s of any use, he broke wind the other afternoon.
Maybe Blair is awaiting a recall by a desperate Labour party after the Euro elections so that he can lead them victorious in the next GE
Ah…the second coming.
To include “…resurrection of the dead…”
Fancy that.
No Labour MP is any better than Brown. They’re all intolerable. The longer they stay in power the further the country will sink into the mire. I thought the Balls and Miliband attempts to show they were “getting on the with job as normal” had plumbed the depths of photo ops this week until I saw yesterday’s film of Gordon fondling babies.
What about me ?
I’m here… over here… look, in the Treasury
Over Here. Hellloooooooo.
Hasn’t young Hain still got ambitions of his own? In which case he is unlikely to strike the first blow.
What happens if the party whose name must not be mentioned were to defeat Labour in key areas? The leader of that party has claimed that postal votes counted so far (pre-Labour-tampering) are running at 20% for his region.
Then it’s what the people wanted and the main parties will have to sort their shit out and prove they are actually worth voting for. The rise of the loons does disturb me a little but I’m hoping once a few of them have been in power for a term or two it will become obvious to those who voted for them that they are just a corrupt bunch of thugs.
The media and the three main criminal conspiracies don’t trust the people to do the right thing (and why not? we elected the present Parliament of Hoons didn’t we?). They think that, given half a chance, we’ll all rush to vote for these knuckle-dragging Nazi scumbags and so we need all this constant hectoring about the “danger” of so doing to keep us in line. The danger to them and their cozy politics of consensus is what they’re really worried about. If they cared about democracy. we’d still live in one.
If Brown does not go, and a General Election is not called please join and support my One Minute Strike on the 4 July. Please pass the word.
Cant you make it 59secs – Im rather busy…
I spent more than a minute trying to decide whether to support you.
A one minute strike is a bit lame. How about a national one DAY strike. Everyone could call in sick.
does that mean shops that put up signs ‘back in 10 minutes’ will have 10 strikes consecutively?
This is bad news.
If Labour put Johnson in charge. It could look like a new broom sweeping all those corrupt MPs out of the room. It is entirely possible that Jonson could take Labour into a victory at the next election.
Gordon must stay and lead Labour into the wilderness years.
Don’t worry.Brown has spent his entire life plotting to be PM.He will not quit voluntarily, as he believes he is cleverer than anyone else and the voter can be fooled at will.He is also the worst PM in our history and full of self-delusion but he will not go whatever happens on June 4th.
Quite. Gordon would not let his mother take his place never mind Postman Pat or the banana Millipede.
‘He is also the worst PM in our history and full of self-delusion’
Your being harsh on ‘just an ordinary kind of guy Tony’. Both equally inept and self-deluded. Tony just had a far thinker layer of slime.
That is a good point – I’m probably voting UKIP just to be able to imagine the rage in number 10 when they beat Labour – and I want us to be an independent nation again – but I hope Labour keep McMental to ensure they get a really bad hammering in the general election.
I agree, my family and I are voting UKIP, thus giving zaNulab a bloody nose, and give a kick up the arse to the Cameroons. (Who for the GE, better start taking direct action against the their troughers).
Sorry Dave, but you need to do more!
Hear, hear!
Yawn, UKIP trolls now to join their Labour buddies. Doing the heavy lifting for Gordon must be fun.
Heres hoping UKIP kock NuLab into third position.
Putting a postman in charge of the sorting room is like putting the inmate in charge of the asylum.
The assylum has already got a lunatic running it.
Think: Labour victory – chickens come home to roost. Nightmare!
is that before or after thay are counted?…chickens that is
I suspect Brown would call an election rather than be deposed. They wouldn’t DARE sack him in the run-up to an election. August? September? Could be.
Perhaps the North Koreans will come and rescue us from this cruel dictatorship.
It’s fairly obvious he’s gone after the Euros, isn’t it?
I’ve compiled the Euro PPBs (YouTubed) into a single post and put up a poll if anyone’s interested: Euro Election Party Political Broadcasts.
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No There’s word’s with more than 4 letters.
that fucker Rooney wants shooting. scouse Huhne
Labour Party and Brown – a sinking ship deserting a rat.
Why is Gordon wandering the streets with bog paper arouind his neck?
It’s a Ghurka with a noose.
It’s a training tie.
Because he’s a big shit
Hopefully it’s one of them blankets infected with the plague
Very bad razor nick.
After being shaved with a Kukri
Why would anyone want to take over from Brown, and then get pasted in the General Election? Much better to wait for him to lose, then appear to be the saviour.
.. unless they are so arrogant they think they can turn it round… :O
Hazel CAN do it: I just know. Hazel, after all, is one of the Druidic magical plants. Can do anything, you see.
I quite like Hazel, must be the hair.
McTwat has been instructed to stay on station, else they’ll publish the pictures.
So people all vote UKIP so Labour will get rid of Brown. Trouble is that they will then elect a new leader which will make it far easier for them to win the election and get five more years in power.Vote UKIP Get labour!!!
Quite agree, to look at big picture only any point if disgruntled Labour voters vote UKIP, no point in splitting Conservative vote.
That would have Broon rubbing his stumpy hands together!
People vote UKIP because hey are sick of the bloody EU. There may be an element of kick Brown but I think the main reason is the fact that people are sick of the EU.
Agreed, the EU is just socialism we know best for you nu labour style writ large. Ex con now voting UKIP to fuck socialism in all its forms and yes that includes Dave ‘Boy Green) Cameron’s blue socialism
I’m voting Greens or UKIP because I’m sick to death of the all these bastards. Cameron almost had me and then he went and defended that thief Julie K. Fuck off Gordon and Fuck off Cameron.
Greens are just socialist watermeolons green on the outside red on the inside, plus they love the fucking EU as it is going to stop global warming man and like save the planet man, while its landfill diktats mean we have to build more incinerators for our rubbish – oh the carbon footprint man or er wait we support the EU but er. Fuck them.
Cameron’s husky hugging was the last straw for me. No way he will deliver EU or state sector reform.
Labour have a big problem when Brown goes. Although there are many in the pipeline, none of them in my view are worthy of the title, leader of the party because they are all as incompitent as the man himself. And they can’t exactly say it’s a fresh start because they have all been part of the same club for 12 years…
The Labour Party will end up like the Tories were in the 90s, unelectable and out in the wilderness – that is until they can get another bullshitter like Bliar in.
http://www.plenty2say.com
Viva Las Malvinas!
English pigs go home!
Wrong blog man!
They tried that old attention diverting ruse last week with the Spanish “invading” Gibraltar. It died a death within a day.
I’ve been to Gibraltar. Fuck knows why the Spanish want it. Same goes for the Falklands too I suspect.
Stay tuned:
New revelations concerning “Voice of the People” Julie Kirkbride are going to hit the news within 24 hrs.
Remember my words…
Oooh, is she one of the ones implied in the “sex scandal”????
What that she’ll quit? Even I’d take a bet on that.
Can’t say more for now. It is not about the deal (worked out by Julie) DC made with MacKay/Kirkbride (Wig arseclown goes, Julie rides out the storm). Wait and see!
I’ve got an ugly face and own a fruit shop. She can work for me.
Well she’s meant to be out and about meeting the constituents at (high) noon. The ‘gerrerout’ brigade have spies on the streets waiting for her to pop up (why has an image of ‘Whac-A-Mole’ suddenly drifted into my head?) So she may be dragged off to a pyre of straw by luncheon.
Give us a clue Siegfried.
What line are you spinning, the Siegfried one?
I’ll see your Siegfried Line and raise you a Maginot.
I’ll see your Maginot and raise you an Iron Curtain.
I’ll see your Iron Curtain and raise you a Great Wall of China
I’ll see your Great Wall of China and raise you a Mid-Atlantic rift.
Fold.
Somehow, I am a little disappointed in Carmoon’s support for the frightful, grey hatstack. She is a thieving, lying, nepotistic hoon and the youthful Dave is trying to hold onto her??
I suspect Dave wants her garrotted by her constituents so we can see the new Conservative way in action, and it’ll contrast nicely with Labour’s utterly dead sounding Star Chamber.
Dave is a smart cookie, he knows what he’s doing.
Have I got this right – Julie Kirkbride has two secretaries paid for by us, one Rita who is the wife of the Tory chairman Alan Dent, and the other is her sister Karen who lives 140 miles from Bromsgrove? And Naomi Dent (daughter of Alan and Rita) is described as a full-time nanny to Angus – I thought that that was what Julie’s brother was doing, looking after Angus, to justify the spare room and letting him run his business from her address and so on.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187671/Shameless-MP-Julie-Kirkbride-used-public-money-pay-Tory-chairmans-wife-secretary-employed-daughter-nanny.html
Same as Margaret Moran – local party officials/families on payroll – banana republic stuff. Appropriate that they should both concede defeat at the same time…but they should go now rather than hang on until the election.
One could vote UKIP, but then, would one feel comfortable giving Mr. Fardoe a second mandate to trouser another £2 million in EU expenses? I think not.
Try Libertas; a European wide euro-sceptic party.I am considering lending them my vote.
Lending? Once I’ve swallowed it you won’t get it back, you know.
I don’t give a fuck if he trousers 10 mill if the hoon gets us out of the EU he is worth every penny!
European wide EU front men – in Europe not run by Europe ring any bells?
+1
“euro-sceptic ” !!?? They’re clueless
Don’t underestimate the Labour sycophants & their nation wide payroll vote – Everyone who want’s rid of Labour MUST vote for 1 party & I’m voting UKIP this time around in the hope it”ll give all the other troughers a scare
Agreed – UKIP !
Agreed fuck them all.
Gorbals Mick, Old Man Ferguson, Gordon straight as a die Brown, your boys took a hell of a beating
That’s what you get when you employ cheap Serbian labour
Guido,
Great Post but i would be surprised if anything comes of it, Remember Portillo and the Phone lines in 1995.
The election is only a year away, If Gordon wins then Brilliant for both of them they could get him to hand over mid way through a second term and if he looses next year they can get rid of him for loosing the election.
It’s spelt “lose”!!!!!
Lose has one O not two O’s!!! Please everyone, start spellling lose correctly!!!!
lose not loose
lose not loose
aaaarghhh! wibble wibble…
What do you expect after 12 years of ZaNu Lie Baaah Edukayshun.
Only Labour politicians could be arrogant enough to believe that they could foist two unelected Prime Ministers on the public without a general election.
If Johnson and Co want to change in leadership they need to get that change endorsed by the public in a general election.
Attachments Fw: A lesson in……….
All BBC news outlets are giving Kirkbride an almighty kicking. As far as they are concerned, she is the only trougher in town. She is giving strategic cover to all the ZNL cheats.
The BBC scarcely even reported the fact that none of the suspect Labour MPs bothered to turn up to their official hearings (they were all feeling a bit peaky, since you ask).
If a poll was taken now, I reckon the heroic efforts of the BBC will have convinced the public that the moat-draining Tories are by far the worst culprits.
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That’s a bit rich, coming from you.
Did,nt Cameron have more expenses that the one-eyed moron?
It is not actually clear from the Telegraph as they print 4 years of Cameron’s expenses but only 3 months of Brown’s. Why should that be?
As Cameron only became an MP in 2001 he will have a much larger mortgage. Brown on the other hand bought his flat in a fire sale from Robert Maxwell back in the early 90′s and has padded out his expenses – while possessing a free house in Downing Street to live in – by getting his kitchen renewed, paying for cleaners, gardeners, plumbers, light bulbs and children’s curtains.
You mean the turkey baster’s children. He probably claimed for the baster too.
No. HTH.
yes
but Cameron has not been living in ‘grace and favour’ for 12 years
Labour/BBC/Sky are playing a blinder here.
Half the cabinet are caught with their snouts in the trough but no one is specifically singled out so it becomes a one day story. But Albeeb/Sky – who is co-ordinating this? – focus in on one troughing Tory MP day in day out until everyone agrees the only way for the Tories to move on is for said MP to resign. But low and behold when they finally resign Albeeb/Sky find another Tory to hunt and so it goes on.
Meanwhile Brown, Darling and the rest of them flip houses to their hearts content while earning six figure salaries and living free of charge at the best addresses in London.
Whoever Labour have brought in to replace McBride will clearly go far.
Incompetent Ex-Eton Conservative inbreds can’t spin a washing machine.
Did n’t Tam Dalyell, the Labour MP who claimed £ 18,000 on expenses for bookcases go to Eton ??
Did nt Tawdry Bliar, warmonger, go to Fettes, the Scottish equivalent of Eton ??
They certainly are. It is a pity that Tom Bradby of ITN is away because he is generally fair. Could it have been that ITN have been ordered by no. 10 to send Bradby on ‘gardening leave’ so that those wet young dudes Chris Ship and the blonde bird (Alex Forrest??) can be told what to say. They want to keep their jobs dont they.
Any one just watch Nigel Farage being interviewed on Sky by Dermot Murnaghan? Quite an agressive interview and very agressive questions put in an agressive manner. Hope we see more of this. I thought it was very good and Farage held his own.
So my question is what do you reckon the chances are of Gordon Brown/ Alistair Darling and the other cabinet scum, ever being interviewed so aggressively about their expenses scams, especially the paying of stamp duty by house of commons expenses? None? I thought so, political classes sticking together as usual.
I concur with my learned friend on the woolsack.
Is it ‘cos I is a mom?
No, it’s cos he’s the dad.
Why ordinary people are turning to UKIP
I used to really enjoy visitng here… but those f**king embedded videos, (i.e Timmy Mallet et al…)
The place is fast becomming a subsiduary of T-Mobile.
It is annoying but I wouldn’t mind the income!
Thirded.
Fifthed
Yeah. And I bet you hate the adverts on ITV, too.
So do what I do and ignore them. Just scroll over and forget about them. Simple really.
Firefox + NoScript (can’t be bothered blocking the ads – they’re quite funny, especially the foie gras one) will save you the frustration…
UKIP for me – a vote for the main three troughers will be taken as an endorsement to carry on pigging.
We have to give them the scare of their lives – I hope the main three parties all lose big time.
Remember – the main three parties 646 MPs have been dividing up £100 million a year between them in expenses for 7 years.
The Lab / Lib / Con conspiracy against democracy must be given a good kicking in the Euro elections.
Dissolve Parliament.
Id go along with that… UKIP has my vote.
Dave.C needed to rid himself of Kirkbride etc,
but he’s done little.
We may have a ZanuCon on our hands.
Dangerous times
Dissolve the EU. Vote UKIP on 4th. None of the main three are worth a monkey’s wank -excepting of course, the fragrant Jaqui’s hubby who likes to have a hand shandy on our expense.
The only problem is I think that the Tory amage at the election will be bigger than we all thought.
All the electorate are seeing 24/7 from all the MSM is “Tory expense this, Tory expense that” and not a peep out of Labour now.
What happened to Ed Balls and his man-boy’s expenses scrutiny? Why nothing on them?
I made a comment about this three weeks ago saying the media would feast on the Labour expenses initially, then draw out the Tories scams much closer to the election, proportionally increasing the damage to the Tories election chances as the electorate have very short memories.
Telegraph conspiracy
Totty – NuLiebour – LimpDicks (no difference).
Agreed.
But Al-BBC-eera was always going to do that.
The core issue is if the Tories had nothing to hide & a strong leader to immediately take action against the troughers then the MSM liberal fascists would not have any ammo to shoot running up to the election.
Cameron is weak & indecisive & has thus far refused to sack or punish those close to him as he has with the “others”.
Weak, indecisive & engaging in obvious double standards is not the kind of dynamic leadership I am looking for in a Conservative PM.
Rubbish Mr Heffer in disguise, you have been bleating on and on against Cameron since the dawn of time, just accept that in 2009 Britain old school Tory candidates are just not going to win power, they tried it enough times since 1997.
Cameron needs to up his game but there are plenty of signs he is doing just that. Nit pickers will always find something wrong. Gordo’s misery is only ever soothed by watching the Cameron bashers come out to play.
As for the BBC, dissolve this corrupt self perpetuating crock of dog crap immediately.
Bingo old bean, doncha know that Dave is an Old Etonian? AS you are probably ‘working’class’ I should explain: That means he went to the most exclusive school in the land, is a squillionaire and has the toffiest nose in town. If anyone is an old style Tory, custard-face Cam is.
I’ve always thought he’d look best in a full-bottomed periwig.
Rohm
that description applies to just about all on the front bench of the Labour party but funnily enough to less than 25% on the Tory front bench but hey! why let the actual truth get in the way of a good left wing myth or story.
It is interesting that the future Brazilian porn star Flitn is on tonight, no doubt the BBC want a good word put in for the EU and give a bit of Labour electioneering air time. The audience will no doubt be stuffed with labour window-lickers. If it turns to a heckling match, well I’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Clearly, the June 4th vote must be an anti-EU one. Even if someone is pro-European political integration, we must do something to stop these corrupt bastards. If DC wins a GE, then no doubt loads of NuLabour theives will get jobs on the Brussels gravy train and steal even more from us. Given that the EU makes 20% of our laws and this current mob have managed to regally fuck that up, then God knows what will happen if we let the worst of them get involved with the other 80%.
I am not really a big fan of Farage, but UKIP will get my vote in the absence of a LPUK candidate. I certainly wouldn’t vote for the leftist eco-facisist Green Party which is so racist in its anti-human policies that it hates all people whatever their colour or the leftist anti-certain people, slightly less rascist than the greens, BNP.
But, whatever, just get rid of the Brownshirts!
So much anger . They are only MP’s.
If Labour ditch Brown it’ll be imperative that we have a GENERAL ELECTION IMMEDIATELY. Not even the Great Unwashed Moronic Big-Brother-Watching British public will stand two unelected PMs in a row.
I would,nt be so sure…
Most of the UK public are THICK!
Quite…
I’m not entirely sure that they’d even notice.
Agreed, the reason we are in this shit (run by the EU, Labor three terms) is because the ‘great British public’ are as thick as shite.
Quite…
I’m not sure that they’d even notice.
Well 50% of them are below average intelligence..
No – 50% are below the median intellegence. Dimwit.
I generally make witty,insightful and crude observations on this blog- but to be serious for once-It’s not that people are thick, it’s just that they have been uniformed-Until I found Guido, I didn’t have a clue-the interweb is bringing true democracy-this is why the Westminister Wankers are in shock.
God bless Guido.
And when you get in Dave, be fearful of the Blogggers
meant uninformed – God I’m thick
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter”.
Let’s keep on the subject of expenses and allowances shall we?
Iain Dale is saying his blog will be expenses free today and pointing at GuidOrcs Oaf for the fascinating speculation on Brown’s future.
Keep on the case, for example
Julie Kirkbride has refused to meet her constituents, this despite being order to do so by her ‘leader’ David O’Cameron.
We’re waiting Mr O’Cameron.
By the way did you see the clip of O’Cameron at the Bath and West show on Newsnight, excellent, began with a cow defecating copiously, which is analolgous to Kirkbride’s behaviour.
I heard she was meeting them today?
80+ % of Bromsgrovians want her gone.
Especially the “normal housewife” who runs the campaign who has “nothing what so ever to do with politics”….nudge nudge, wink wink….
I am still waiting for the cabinet to attend the “star chamber” but there is little chance of that.
Since you do not mention them at all, it rather publicly admits that you see no chance of busted flush Labour taking action against their Troughers, Expense fiddlers and Tax evaders. Jealous of Dave’s limited action compared to zero action from your lefty hero perhaps?
Imagine voting for a party whose chancellor needs to employ an accountant (at our expense) to do his tax because taxes too complicated and he cannot add up FFS??
The Darling episode is an accurate summary of 12 years of Labour Government.
The Labour whip has been withdrawn from some MPs, including Eric Morley.
Which Conservative MPs have had the Conservative whip withdrawn?
What has O’Cameron’s ‘screw tinny panel van’ done?
O’Cameron is a ‘do nothing’ leader, he’s so out of his depth, it’s pitiful.
Blair was a smiling lightweight but he had Brown.
O’Cameron is a smiling lightweight but all he’s got Flycatcher Osborne of Corfu.
The Conservative rebranding exercise is in tatters. All they can do now is to fight a defensive anti Europe campaign to try to counter the rise of UKIP to whom the Conservative core vote is migrating every day.
So no answer to JMT’s or my posts, then. Your final answer to Blair’s £320,000 mortgage on a house he paid £30,000 for, to Darling’s 4 times flipping and fraudulent tax return (both unquestioned by Brown) is: No Comment. All you have to offer is Ya Boo Bad Tories.
Cameron has done very little and has failed miserably to clean his party out. Brown has done even less and has an entire Cabinet full of thieves who should have already been arrested for fraud and tax evasion. I wont vote for either of them but Brown is an even bigger failure than Cameron. At least Cameron is pretending to do something.
Ps: Yes, its me, back again to dribble my Brownian dog piddle over this nice clean site.
Got the suicide manual through the post yesterday, now that the wife has left me and I live in a basement typing for the likes of Brown and Balls (cool eh?) topping myself seems an attractive option.
Long live the Glorious Leader.
A frog’s tongue is attached in front. It also flicks out at great speed, curls around the prey, then flicks back into the mouth with the doomed fly.
That’s why some call me Frogspawn instead of Osborne.
Either way I’m a drug addled joke of a Shadow Chancellor, anyone seen Ken Clarke lately?
‘Ere stop messin’ about!
Dolly!
How now, Brown cow ??
Let’s keep on the subject of expenses and allowances shall we?
Why not provide us with the link to your blog, MB, where the above debate can be continued there?
You don’t get it Master Wanker. This aint a fucking political issue. This is about thieving fucking politicians on all sides.
I think Master baters answers or avoidance of same is the best example of why ye should not FEED THE TROLL!!!
Yum yum
I’m not sure what the point of replacing Gorgon would be. Labour are finished anyway. Maybe for ever, since the unions are in the process of giving up on them.
Anybody taking over now would be left with a problem. The whole process would take a couple of months. Do they go for an election right there and then knowing they are sure to lose? Or do they hold out to the last possible moment, Labour’s second unelected PM – then we are less than a year before the last date of a possible election. Would they really want to go down in history as the shortest term in office of any PM?
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If Brown does go following the Euro-elections, then the Tories need to start delivering… everyones sick and tired of crappy words, no action.
Come on Cameron – bite the bullet and start doin’ something.
Guido – are you sure you aren’t being manipulated? I’m getting very worried by these reports, which smell of disinformation and clever expectations management. Brown is crap at governing the country but very very sophisticated when it comes to infiltrating the press – and we know how hard they’ve been working at the blogosphere. This smacks to me of Glenrothes style media scare stories. After the elections we will no doubt be inundated with stories about how Gordon did miraculously well, while the Conservatives, despite all expectations, were the ones to get a kick in the ballots. The media narrative has clearly turned the expenses scandal into a Tory Sleaze story. I fear Tories will be punished, not Brown.
You have a point. The media are working overtime to split the opposition vote.
Just look at how many people here have already announced they’re going to vote UKIP. That is of course exactly what Labour wants.
UKIP is the only alternative to the big 3.
It will awaken the Cameroons to the disaffaction people feel, and may make the Cons realize what twats they are. They may just pull off a dynamic G.E.
UKIP will push Zanu into 3rd place.
Both tories and lab need to be taught a lesson
Oscar is is fuck. Nor is it what the Tories want. It may be what the voters want an end to the big three parties (well 2 and a half big parties) fucking selling us out to the EU where they can swap their silver plated pig trough for a gold plated pig trough when we end their illustrious ‘careers’ at the next election. Think Kinnock, Mandy etc etc.
Well so be it – Dave needs a kick up his arse.
I will most certainly not be voting UKIP, splits the vote and helps Brown, doh! Pretty obvious. Nice to see the Labour trolls pretending to be UKIPers though, about as subtle as one of Clouseau’s disguises.
All this kick Dave stuff, this will only benefit McBust, god forbid.
UKIP all the way. Fuck the rest.
UKIP if you want to; the lady is not for kipping
The number of registered unemployed in Germany fell by 127,000 between April and May.
‘Germany’s fucked due to massive reliance on exports,
the Euro currency’s fucked due to the collapse of the German economy,
the British pound is overdue a revaluation against the crumbling Euro,
…’
blah, blah, blah.
suck it up English pigs, you’re fucked and your football’s shit.
Yawn
I heard trougher Julie had a plan B in her deal with DC – if it went tits up she could trot across to the Lords. DC did mention ‘ her future’ after all.
Shame then, that practically the entirety of Germany is on a 4-day week. And our football may be shit but it is still better than German football.
and your wank MPs are on a 3 day week when they should be on a fraud charge.
the British – the laughingstock of Europe.
At least you got something right….
Alan Johnson is a piggy faced little bastard and that sow Julie Kirkbride could easily be his sistenn-in-trough. SAVE Gordo (at least for nuisance value) – we get a laugh when Broon goes on youtube — Johnson would bore the arse off everybody
I think Alan Johnson has a cute face and a nice arse. What more do you want from a leader of a political party?
I was going to suggest big norks but that could hand the job to Prescott.
Sorry for being silly, I feel totally chastened by you. What, indeed, can we ask from a leader? I used to like Nigel Garage but he’s went and blotted his copy book as well vis-a-vis expenses and in terms of arses, I think I prefer July Kirkbride’s but I do take your point.
Not much.
It’s 11.59.
OK, jumped the gun a bit: but the point remains. All perfectly within the rules, you know.
There’s a whisper down the line at 11.39
When the Night Mail’s ready to depart,
Saying `Skimble where is Skimble has he gone to hunt the thimble?
We must find him orthe train can’t start.’
All the guards and all the porters and the stationmaster’s daughters
They are searching high and low,
Saying `Skimble where is Skimble for unless he’s very nimble
Then the Night Mail just can’t go.’
At 11.42 then the signal’s nearly due
And the passengers are frantic to a man -
Then Skimble will appear and he’ll saunter to the rear:
He’s been busy in the luggage van!
He gives one flash of his glass-green eyes
And the signal goes `All Clear!’
And we’re off at last for the northern part
Of the Northern Hemisphere!
You may say that by and large it is Skimble who’s in charge
Of the Sleeping Car Express.
From the driver and the guards to the bagmen playing cards
He will supervise them all, more or less.
Down the corridor he paces and examines all the faces
Of the travellers in the First and in the Third;
He establishes control by a regular patrol
And he’d know at once if anything occurred.
He will watch you without winking and he sees what you are thinking
And it’s certain that he doesn’t approve
Of hilarity and riot, so the folk are very quiet
When Skimble is about and on them ove.
You can play no pranks with Skimbleshanks!
He’s a Cat that cannot be ignored;
So nothing goes wrong on the Northern Mail
When Skimbleshanks is aboard.
Oh it’s very pleasant when you have found your little den
With your name written up on the door.
And the berth is very neat with a newly folded sheet
And there’s not a speck of dust on the floor.
There is every sort of light – you can make it dark or bright;
There’s a button that you turn to make a breeze.
There’s a funny little basin you’re supposed to wash your face in
And a crank to shut the window if you sneeye.
Then the guard looks in politely and will ask you very brightly
`do you like your morning tea weak or strong?’
But Skimble’s just behind him andwas ready to remind him,
For Skimble won’t let anything go wrong.
And when you creep into your cosy berth
And pull up the counterpane,
You are bound to admit that it’s very nice
To know that your won’t be bothered by mice -
You can leave all that to the Railway Cat,
The Cat of the Railway Train!
In the middle of the night he is always fresh and bright;
Every now and then he has a cup of tea
With perhaps a drop of Scotch while he’s keeping on the watch,
Only stopping here and there to catch a flea.
You were fast asleep at Crewe and so you never knew
That he was walking up and down the station;
You were sleeping all the while he was busy at Carlisle,
Where he greets the stationmaster with elation.
But you saw him at Dumfries, where he summons the police
If there’s anything they ought to know about:
when you get to Gallowgate there you do not have to wait -
For Skimbleshanks will help you to get out!
He gives you a wave of his long brown tail
Which says: `I’ll see you again!
You’ll meet without fail on the Midnight Mail
The Cat of the Railway Train.’
http://www.chad.co.uk/news/Geoff-Hoon-speaks-out-to.5306334.jp
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The person to approach Gordon with the decanter of whisky and the revolver is surely Jack Straw.
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>> The person to approach Gordon with the decanter of whisky and the revolver is surely Jack Straw.
Yeah, hopefully to beat Brown to death with the decanter then shoot himself. All within the rules of course.
Answer is simple
In England everyone vote Libertas (their not UKIP, nor are they Labour or Tory), very pro europe, but without the consititution crap
In Scotland, everyone vote SNP (same reason as above, with the added vinquette that Labour just hate them!)
Job sorted
Behave!
Voting UKIP is more beneficial.
yes , but I cant stand that twat Forage
it aint like you have to live with him dear!
Are you one of us Cream Puff?
Aren’t we all ducky.
Behave
For those who dont want to vote UKIP
tak a look at http://www.libertas.eu/uk/
Pi** Orf!
Party for Faggots
I’m not a peasant phucker,
I’m the peasant phucker’s son;
I’m only phucking peasants
Till the peasant phucker come.
New life in Jesus!
“(politicians) talk the talk, but that’s no longer enough. … Unless politicians have the guts to say how, they deserve a hollow laugh”
Applies to Libertas as much as to the big 3.
Jury Team is a far better bet than Libertas.
“This prospect is viewed with absolute horror by CCHQ. If Tory staffers could save Gordon by voting Labour on June 4, they would”
LOL! This is so true.
This all fits with an October election.
Who is to say this isn’t already planned. Brown draws the poison and falls on his sword. Postman Pat stands forward ( after grabbing lots of free publicity in a Labour leadership campaign – whilst Harriet Harman is acting PM !!! ).
He then has to go to the country in Oct, but will get respect for doing so ( although the country’s fincaces will actually give him no choice ).
This gives Labour their best chance to limit the damage and help to weaken the country by weakening the next government and preventing it from aving the country from the IMF.
Wealth destroyed, country ruined, Tories reputation destroyed – socialism’s job is done. ( Even Broon would approve ).
Even Broon would approve
Yes. From his new position in the House of Lords of his job at either the IMF or the EU…
Heres an idea from the Czech Republic
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/27/AR2009052701781.html
Stop the blog
Obama’s brother in law to run for MP in Bracknell.
Har dee har har
Haven’t you got some zits to pick at little man?
Let’s face it, at least 15% of the electorate will vote Labour no matter what. So, the chances of them finishing behind UKIP/Lib Dems are not as great as some seem to think. So, a tactical vote for anyone else is probably going to be wasted or help Labour.
Also, Labour party rules make it virtually impossible to replace the leader unless he jumps. And McSnotty being McSnotty, I can’t see him doing that.
Great name!
I agree. Brown will have to be (metaphorically, if not literally) dragged out by the men in white coats. I genuinely think that if he could find a way to prolong this Parliament (eg. Civil Contingencies Act) he’d do it just to be PM that little bit longer.
More generally, all politicians want only to be in office. Forget the cant about serving the people. They just want to be “important”.
Labour abandoned any pretence at electoral reform as soon as they got into office. Carmeron is thre same: because he thinks he’ll become PM under 1st past the post he’s against PR. If he was told he’d only be PM as leader of a coalition under PR he’d soon change his tune.
At least 15% would vote Labour if they were clever enough to find the polling station and make a cross – which most of them can’t.
This risks becoming a disaster. If McBroon goes and the ascendancy is quiet and well managed then the poll honeymoon could well last until October (before the clocks go back). Could even result in a hung parliament.
The only way we can insure that Labour goes into the wilderness for a generation is for Brown to stay on until the bitter end. It simply has to happen.
BUT, and it’s a nice big shiny but, Gordo the loony has more arrogance in one strand of his DNA than a billion Peter Hains; so, what options does he have? Stand down as the worst Prime Minister in history? Or go down with the sinking ship blaming it on events?
He’ll cling on to the spinnaker with every drop of his strength.
Gordo still thinks he’s saving the world – and no novice or postie is worthy of the role.
Interesting times but do not underestimate the power of a wounded, semi-autistic, political gangster – he’ll fucking shred them.
I long for a hung Parliament. At least it would stop the current elective dicatorship!
I don’t want any party to dominate. Look where that has got us: First Thatcher, then Blair & Brown.
A Conservative / LD coalition with Vince Cable as chancellor and a few other good LDs like Nick Harvey in the cabinet would be a better government than simply replacing the mad Scotsman with Cameron…
Look at Italy – 45 Governments in 50 years. You want that?
Cable as Chancellor? Jesus.
Would that be Vince (nationalise the banks) Cable
Is it really only 45?
Yep, a hung parliament sounds good. Shall I bring the scaffold or will you ?
sausages.
Very good. Any strangely shaped vegetable on show?
No, They are all banned by EUSSR regulations.
Look on the ZaNu Lie Baaah back benches
I quite like the smell of toast in the morning, especially on the morning of June 9 2009. I shall look forward to that…
Guido,
Your argument is perfect except you have overlooked one simple fact.
Unlike Maggie, Gordon doesn’t care what anybody else thinks of him.
Gordon doesn’t care what voters think of him.
Gordon doesn’t care what Labour MPs think of him.
Gordon doesn’t care what the Cabinet MPs thinks of him.
Gordon doesn’t care what his own wife or brother thinks of him.
Gordon doesn’t even care what his other six personalities think of him.
Gordon will milk the role for as long as he can.
The only way Gordon will go before the next General Election is via the morgue.
Could be arranged…..
I am ready
£100,000,000
UBS a/c 20586598695/ZS415
Gordon McMental
A prime minister that was outed as being in the closet by Lord Fondlebum and also had to be let out of the Water Closet by our last PM as the stupid Hoon cant even work a door handle.
or drive a car
or write
or read
or add up
or smile at the right time
or even resign at the RIGHT time
All good clean fun from Shahid Malik:
http://www.dewsburyreporter.co.uk/15692/Shahid-Malik-answers-your-questions.5295495.jp
not all his constituents agree
Well, he convinced me with his reasons, I must say. Thieving Huhne.
I stole your credit card and threw the rest of your post into the canal
Fuck off!
Sky say Kirkbride “considering standing down.” Perhaps she’s read ‘The Dice Man’?
Or perhaps the penny has finally dropped that she is the bone that now has to thrown to the salivating press so matters can move onto some bigger governmental fish in our oh so delightful press.
That is unless the current news stitch up with its very odd focus away from Labour becomes even more unsubtle. I think people are being seriously manipulated here folks………………..
If she is(BBC now announcing the fact as done deed but awaiting official statement) I sympathise with her personally (she is not a “bad MP” or even the worst offender nor the most senior in either party – some of whom are still in office despite some very good accounting practices shall we say ) but she is deflecting fire from Brown and the government by continuing to try and stay on and in all honesty after this last week she really hasn’t a cat in hells chance of being re-elected at a General Election under such continual fire from the mob howling for her blood
And as the saying goes – “If twere to be done – let it be done – quickly !”
Anyone get a labour leaftlet through today claiming;
‘LABOUR WINNING THE BATTLE FOR BRITIANS FUTURE.’
LOL WUT.
Nick Clegg says MPs should not be allowed to break up and go off on their Summer hols until they have sorrted their own shit out and put their house in order.
I’m beginning to warm to young Cleggy, he did a good job over the Gurkhas, got rid of Mr Speaker Mick and now this. The threat of stoppage of hols should do wonders to concentrate MPs minds.
Pity the LDs haven’t seen through the EU yet.
Which Miliband? You don’t mean Hubristic Dave, surely?
That Susan Boyle is a typical Jock and a perfect example why they should be barred from the English Parliament and government.
Plodding along slowly:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189192/Now-police-grill-officials-Commons-MPs-expenses.html
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Any truth in the rumour that Milliwatt and Postman Twat are starting a new campaign website called “ComeFourth” to bolster their prospects?
Would that be Postman ‘I’m not up to the job’ Twat? Honestly, Postman Twat plus Banana Boy, FFS!
Brown won’t go.In the last year before an election a PM is at his strongest.If the Cabinet try to depose him,he can go to the Palace and HM is bound to agree a dissolution.He knows it and the vegetables know it.
total bollocks
All this talk by Kirkbride of MY House, Son, Extension, Expenses, Travel, Time, Sister, Brother, Haystack etc, confuses me as there I was thinking she had a husband who shared his life with her and a life on expenses at that.
House, Son, Extension, Expenses, Travel, Time, Sister, Brother, Haystack, Arrangements, Husband, Guilty, Me, Innocent, Duped, Fees Office, Naive, Virgin, Mother, Child, Aupair, Bedroom.
Report to my office….NOW!
And bring the furry handcuffs.
Kirkbride standing down?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189192/Now-police-grill-officials-Commons-MPs-expenses.html
Breaking news:
Julie Kirkbride cancels visit to Bromsgrove, said to be considering standing down
Julie Kirkbride has cancelled her trip to Bromsgrove today to meet with constituents and is now reportedly “considering standing down” according to the BBC.
Miss Jones, a leading member of the Socialist Campaign Group founded by supporters of Tony Benn, gave her Lambeth flat a £22,000 facelift which also included £6,100 for a new bathroom, £600 for Persian rugs and £518 for an LCD television.
Almost £7,000 of claims for painting and decorating, furnishings and a new boiler were paid out after the date in 2007 when Miss Jones announced her intention to stand down as MP for Birmingham Selly Oak at the next general election.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5398135/MPs-expenses-Lynne-Jones-claimed-1000-for-wallpaper.html
One struggle, one fight
Workers of the world unite
All down to Farrow and Ball to choose some nice antique paint.
Kirkbride standing down?
http://page.politicshome.com/uk/preview_article.html?article_id=402
And Margaret Moran, albeit grudgingly.
Kirkbride stepping down – Sky
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8070742.stm
BBC think she’s going
Just heard… Kirkbride standing down.
Not good enough though, she (and the rest of the troughers) should go NOW!
Indeed, we want to see by-elections NOW!
Why? – who can we possibly trust to hold office. It’s time to let the animals take charge – I will vote for my trustworthy hound…..
Confirmed!!! She IS standing down!
Bye Bye little Piggy.
Margarter Moran is ALSO standing down.
Cull the Piggies!!!!
Moran standing down – Pravda
Madge states
“However, it is very important that I make it absolutely clear that I have done nothing wrong or dishonest in relation to my claim for expenses and have at all times acted on advice from the House of Commons Fees Office in relation to my family home in Southampton.”
And a flock of pigs has just flown out of my arse.
She and the rest of them, of all parties – should just fuck off and let the media run the country as they have been doing for the last 6 weeks!
The Conservative MP Julie Kirkbride is considering standing down as an MP at the next election, the BBC understands.
Party sources told the BBC they do not now expect her to visit her Bromsgrove constituency as had been planned.
The MP had defended her decision to re-mortgage her second home by £50,000 to fund an extension and had insisted she wanted to remain as an MP.
A Conservative spokesman refused to confirm the news but said: “Watch this space. This is a fast moving story.”
Maybe her campaign to stay got too much of a Dent in it?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187671/Shameless-MP-Julie-Kirkbride-used-public-money-pay-Tory-chairmans-wife-secretary-employed-daughter-nanny.html
Told you more was to come out… Believe me, by stepping down she avoided much worse.. Still a ton of stuff was coming…
What “worse” – do tell, you are among friends here.
anarchy in the UK
you cocksuckers still not kicked off yet? like your champion football team then.
Too busy doing my butter commercials to get involved.
More butter less marge
Speaker was ‘encouraged by very senior political sources to cover up MPs’ expenses’
Senior political figures allegedly encouraged Michael Martin’s bid to keep MPs’ expenses a secret
Michael Martin was allegedly leant on by ‘very senior political sources’ to try and cover up MPs’ expenses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1189154/Speaker-Michael-Martin-encouraged-senior-political-sources-cover-MPs-expenses.html
Libertas get my vote, at least they have a coherent strategy for forcing the corrupt fuckers in Europe to change!
Fight every seat in the EU….
Go Libertas!!!!
“corrupt fuckers in Europe” stones and glass houses……
Surely if we all withhold our votes, none of the tits can claim office and we shall be saved…
EUSSR doesn’t care about votes. Well votes that go against it anyway. Vote, vote, vote again until they get the result they want.
Britain is too small to survive on its own. Lack of size doesn’t seem to hinder Norway, Switzerland, or Singapore.
The EUSSR only wants the UK so it can be taxed and provide squaddies. It likes us to take an active part in the US’s wars as not only does it subject our forces to attrition it also conveniently keeps them half a world way from Europe.
“they have a coherent strategy”
If they have, why are they keeping it secret ?
A proper confirmation that Moran is going… and so is Esther?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8071441.stm
I wonder why everyone seems to be talking up UKIP…. I wonder why that could be?
Because we’re pissed off with the EU ?
‘coz they’re anti EU but not a bunch of socialists like the BNP?
Until the Zanu BBC is utterly eradicated then Nu Labour will never be removed. Just look at the bias in the reporting betweeen Labour and conservative troughers. Its only the Tories that are highlighted.
This is the same as Mandleson staying on a yacht and Osboune visiting for the day. Who got 3 weeks of crap? We it wasn’t Mandy who by the way also has very dodgy expenses but funnily enough not mentioned by Pravda.
Masterbaiter even mentions it as Corfu Osborne but no mention of that lizard Mandleson
If we want rid of Nu Labour we have to stop the BBC first. The people will be swayed by that organsation. As we all pay we have a right to balanced report not political broadcasts on behalf of the ruling elite
And this hateful creed needs exorcising out of our universities too.
Gordon Brown NEEDS to stay until the IMF loan calls.
Surely you’s all understand that. The man would be ruined, having to crawl and beg on his knees to the IMF after slapping them down for years. The so called finance genius will go bonkers having to admit he was wrong and got no creditbility. The old tired excuses of ‘it’s a world wide recession worse one since ww2′ would be void.
Most of all Labour would be finished for good.
Old Labour already crawled to the IMF, Nu labour having to repeat the same move would reinforce the point home with voters and finish them for good.
I know it’s hard and everyone wants to see Gordon and Labour out of office as soon as we can but we can’t give the Labour Goons any ammunition to use in future like ‘Dave and the tories where forced to go to the IMF’ ‘oh no it wasn’t our fault’ etc.
We got to hold on a little more and let this happen so the leftie bastards get utterly demoralised and wiped out for good.
The country is being propped up at the moment with funny money anyway so a trip to the IMF is inevitable they know that already hence talk of Autumn elections so they can get out of power before they’re forced to walk the plank to the IMF loansharks.
Wiping them out on June the 4th will be great as well, we just got to play our cards right and make sure they keep Gordon and end up wiping themselves out forever.
Plus the public sector and unions will go apeshit when the IMF sets those loan restrictions like they did before which will give Dave the perfect cover to take a hatchet to them like never seen before and blame it all on Labour.
Important point – the public sector unions will be Cameron’s miners. Is he up for it ?
The Public sector, arthritic 50 year old NHS top heavy with bean counters, too many Mp’s, biast jobsworth commissions, reviewers and quangos, left wing teaching colleges,public final salary pensions scammers.
Excuse my french “fucking dinosaurs the lot of em”.What we need is one massive clear out starting with the biggest economic disaster ever inflicted on this country Gordon”fucking”Brown.
I have just come over feeling funny I think I need a lie down!
Still trying to big up Nigel’s little hobby then, Guido. Let me know how that goes.
Does anybody know what plans Dave and the other parties have in place to monitor these elections?
I was once employed as an observer at an overseas election and each participating party had two representatives sitting round the table watching the counting very carefully while another two were passed the voting papers to agree who the vote was for. Another two supervised the register marker who was producing the running totals as they were counted. So at the end of the count everybody agreed the totals for each party and a supervised “runner” conveyed the result and all the papers to the carefully supervised central elections office.
We may need something like this, as well as multiparty supervised security arrangements to ensure the ballot boxes are completely safe before counting starts – especially if they are to be “stored” overnight before being opened.
Euro elections are not counted until polls close across the EU, so the actual counting of votes takes place on Sunday afternoon/evening. There is a “tally” count, to verify that the number of ballots in the box match the number issued at the polling station on Friday and a series of openings of postal votes.
Each Party/Candidate is entitled to nominate up to four people to attend to monitor these counts, plus all candidates and candidates’ spouses/partners may attend.
The Euro election count is on Sunday afternoon, so th eSundays will only have the council election results to go on.
Gerry Sutcliffe will find himself a NON Minister for Sports, if doesn’t dissociate himself from Johners the Posties misguided attempt to remove Der Fuehrer Gordo, the greatest PM this country has ever had .
That Libertas totty looks like an excellent successor assuming she comes through a rigorous vetting by the Whip’s office.
That Sarah Schaeffer, SpAD to Gormless LOSER Miliblink ,
, has been summoned to Whips Office (Reeducation Branch) for a rigorous vetting and a supersized Der Fuehrer Gordo reprogramming , and an exhaustive comparative analysis with that Libertas totty.
Nothing is too good for the British public.
She is not unattractive is she? I bet she has flattened a lot of grass to get where she has got.
Is it true that Liebour have been funding propaganda by sponsoring dramas that show certain aspects of their policies in a favourable light? I am sure I have read somewhere about a drama about plastic policemen what a wonderful job they do….
Now that is a REAL incentive to not vote BNP but to vote UKIP instead.
Bet the strategists at Labour are ruing the day they advised rebels not to vote BNP.
I’ve been saying since last December that Brown wouldn’t last until the Autumn.
The paths open to the Labour party are reducing with every day.
A new Labour leader and an immediate general election is fast becoming the only option for them to retain a decent number of seats.
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