May 27th, 2009

Totty Watch : Fine Gael’s Fine Girl

 

emma-kiernanThis is Emma Kiernan, who is standing for Fine Gael on Newbridge Town Council, Kildare, Ireland.  Guido was until now thinking of voting for Libertas in Ireland.  This could change things.  She certainly looks a lot different from her official photo which, unlike this Facebook picture, is not splashed all over the Irish media and political blogs.

Emma says “Admittedly it’s not a great photograph”, Guido begs to differ.  She now has a Facebook fan club…


112 Comments

  1. 1
    Simon Heffer says:

    I have far bigger breasts and my haire is just as red

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  2. 2
    Dack Blog says:

    Oh dear. Back to politics please.

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  3. 4
    Ewanme says:

    OMG !!!

    Looks like a right slapper , honey .

    E x .

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  4. 5
    Dack Blog says:

    Terry Waite’s saying he may stand. He could have a sideline as a consultant preparing some of the troughers for the clink (we hope).

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    • 64
      Anonymous says:

      He’s quite a vain individual so, please no. Same about that egocentric Esther Rantzen.
      No celebs for Parliament (Simon Heffer and Martin Bell excepted),

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      • 89
        Jem Jemson says:

        Heffer is a dick who will jump at the first opportunity to be parachuted into the trough.

        We want change.

        Heffer had his chance to call for it, and before the expenses debacle, he utterly failed to do so.

        So why should he get anybody’s vote?

        Plus, he’s a tosser

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    • 69
      jgm2 says:

      Terry Waite? Vain individual? Yeah. The fucker is constantly on the front of ‘Hello’ and ‘OK’ magazine.

      We should get some shy, retiring sort like Jordan to stand instead.

      His claim to fame might be spending four or five years hooded in a cellar on an extreme weight-loss program due to his initially optimistic views of speaking sense to the ‘RELIGION OF PEACE’ but since then I don’t really think he’sbeen putting himself about too much.

      You jackass.

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      • 90
        Faceless Kent says:

        Hey, how dare you criticise organised religion, it’s no longer acceptable.

        All praise Allah

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  5. 6
    insert-coin-here says:

    Considering voting Libertas Guido?

    I never had you pegged as a federalist.

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  6. 9
    A N Other says:

    Who in their right mind would want to have a facebook account and stand for public office? A stripper, actress ok fair enough but an aspiring politician!! Obviously she wants to lose..

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  7. 10
    Anonymous says:

    guido is clearly wrong here,,,,,

    this young woman clearly belongs to the

    “I’m so hot my girlfriend have to squeeze some out before i leave the house party” party.

    glad i could put you right mate.

    ngg

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    • 61
      Hamish Macbeth says:

      I have given the photograph 2 seconds consideration and have to say….

      I would…

      All of them…

      Any of them…

      Oh what the hell – I’ll do a “Richard Timney” and get the kleenex out now !!

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      • 88
        Jem Jemson says:

        So you have high standards then…

        Is it your brain or your body that is dysfunctional?

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  8. 11
    Anonymous says:

    you really sound like some creepy old pervert with these totty watch things.

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  9. 12
    The Archbishop of Clerkenwell says:

    And we have Margaret Beckett. Say one thing about the bomb makers and EU thieves over the water , but they know how to have a spot of fun.

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    • 38
      grandma B says:

      I have to say that Margaret Beckett doesn’t appear to have aged. She looks just the same as she did 20 years ago.

      I have no further comment on her looks – we oldies have to stick together don’t we.

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  10. 13

    This is brilliant! I’m moving to Ireland.

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  11. 15
    Wattsinator says:

    She has my vote.

    Pasty smash.

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  12. 17
    Boris would knock spots off of Cameron says:

    I guess that must be ‘Fine Girl’ in English

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  13. 18
    no longer anonymous says:

    Why can’t we have high-class hotties like this in the Commons?

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    • 37
      peter carter-fuck says:

      We’ve got Sarah Teather, stop complaining.

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      • 58
        Dick the Prick says:

        Sarah Teather – good grief that’s a specialist market. You’d have to do some dirty shit just to justify it to yourself. Bbbrrrr – it’s gone cold all of a sudden…

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      • 67
        Rakes progress says:

        Jesus. Sarah Teather looks like something out of Royston Vasey. It’s not done, man. Stop it!

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    • 60
      Georgia Gould's Golden Parachute In says:

      I am pleased to announce I am now available for assisting convincing examples of hot totty to a meteoric political career. (I mean politically convincing, not convincing as totty, nor those with hereditary troughing credentials).

      However, I do not think I am able to perform if the applicant requires that supplicant totties be attached to both front and rear cleavages. That would exceed my Elf n Safety rating.

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      • 85
        Mick de Prick says:

        Twat checklist:

        “Elf n Safety”: check.

        If we want to hear Littlejohn’s opinions we can read his articles, so fuck off

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  14. 22
    Sir William Waad says:

    Bag o’ Swhag! Guido sounds seriously chubbed up.

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    Anonymous says:

    Just what we need another stupid thick female

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  17. 27
    Equus says:

    What’s wrong with Margaret Beckett?

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  18. 28
    Esther Rantzen says:

    Sausages.

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    • 51
      Lord Charles says:

      Gottle o geer

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    • 87
      Jem Jemson says:

      I think I could also become a good MP.

      I was born into a wealthy racist family in Hampstead and have enjoyed the privileges due to me ever since.

      Don’t get me wrong, I pity you proles, but to be honest, next time you just need better parents!! I would have taken them back and asked for some “decent” ones – a home in a decent area of North London should be de rigeur.

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  19. 29
    Swiss Bob says:

    Nah,

    Too catholic, unlike the Italians who are right goers, eh TT?

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    • 43
      M.T.BUCKET says:

      A mate married an Italian girl the problems he had, unfortunatly I was one, but he did’nt know it.

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    • 92
      Rupert says:

      I think the clue is in the fact that nobody reads your excuse of a blog.

      Don’t let that stop you though.

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  20. 30
    B B B Bertie Ahern who also has no e at the end of his nam says:

    Drop an E.

    It is Fine Gael.

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  21. 33
    Jan says:

    What a nasty woman…..Michael Collins will be spinning in his grave.

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  22. 36
    Anonymous says:

    COOK MY SOCK

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  23. 40

    Im an Ulster Unionist and she would get my vote!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!

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    • 48
      Paddy Smith says:

      Ulcer? Does anyone give a shit about that anymore? Give it back to the Oirish and let the fuckers in here. They’d probably feel at home in Liverpool.

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      • 54
        Jan says:

        Well,I do..As the b……….s are raking in HUGE expenses from the British taxpayers..DUP,Sinn Fein you name them,there are all thieves.Millions of pounds each and every year.Look at their parliament building Stormont- talk about delusions of grandeur.That’s the f…..g Scots for you again
        I really don’t think the Republic can afford to take back the six counties.Even down here in the ‘Rebel County’ I’ve never heard anybody say ‘oooh we really need to take back the north’.

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      • 94
        jgm2 says:

        I have to admit I was wrong. I thought when the Oirish economy was going great guns on account of how clever they all were thanks to their great ‘push’ in education I thought the pragmatic prods north of the border would be more amenable to just doing the sensible thing geographically speaking.

        But no. Their pig-headed ignorance and bigotry outlasted the borrowing boom and now they are again proven right as they stick their hand out (like Scotland) for their fixed alimony that takes no account of the reduced circumstances of the absent parent.

        Can’t wait to get back there in July and quiz ‘em all up about how come after all those years of being educated and clever (their explanation for their boom) they’re all suddenly so fucking thick again.

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  24. 44
    caesars wife says:

    Truly an EU perk , be strong resist the dark side

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  25. 49
    Nora says:

    *
    *
    *

    THEY ALL MEET IN THE WELLINGTON EVERY SUNDAY

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  26. 50
    Anonymous says:

    I think there must be something wrong with this site. It clearly says “www.order-order.com” in the address bar… but at this rate it will simply turn into 4chan’s /b/ board!

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  27. 52
    Housing Hubba Bubba says:

    Looks like the countries going to the dogs.

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  28. 56
    Ivana Seat says:

    Vote Emma Kiernan – The hands on candidate

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  29. 57
    deeznuts says:

    yes please, she can come round my pad, shizzle on my nizzle baby

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  30. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe Nadines daughter could replace her mom when she’s forced out. Then we could have parliamentary totty to be proud of. Jackie, Harriet, Margaret, fucking disappointing. The Irish chick is hot though.

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    • 73
      Olly says:

      Yes politics has proven to be utterly contemptible.

      Let’s remedy it by voting in some drunken hoers who can post some provocative pictures on fkn facebook.

      We do not deserve democracy

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  31. 66
    Stewie Griffin says:

    Now we’d all like to enter politics, oo er missus

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  32. 68
    jgm2 says:

    Ahhhhh. Irish politics.

    Emma Kiernan is undoubtedly a complete fox but I think you’ll find her key qualifying factor for standing for Fine Gael will be that her Great-Grandfather took a pot-shot at some policeman coming out of mass about eighty or ninety years ago. This would qualified him as an Irish hero to stand in the Dael post independence. And his son. And his son. And now, in turn, his daughter.

    Irish politics. Like British politics but without the class.

    No, really,no fucking classs at all.

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    • 70
      Anonymous says:

      you lost, get over it.

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      • 72
        Olly says:

        erm no wrong way round

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      • 93
        jgm2 says:

        Pal, I’m Irish Catholic (by birth). Apparently I ‘won’. I believe it’s called a phyrric victory.

        When Orwell wrote animal farm he was writing about Ireland.

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        • 100
          A Hippie says:

          no fucking classs (sic)

          Look at the picture man you know well you would have her before 6 bellies, Tossie Jewell, Nag Á Becket, Harm man, and whatever Berkshires and Saddlebacks I have omitted

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    • 108
      Michael Collins says:

      I hope my great grandfather took a few pot shots at your great grandfather.

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  33. 71
    Madame Defarge says:

    Politics for twits, courtesy of Guido.

    What a “revolution”.

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  34. 74
    Anonymous says:

    Considering I’m below 30, I think i have good shot at her, considering I still look about 23 despite being almost 30.

    And as a very infrequent poster to Guido’s site, and an under 30, who attended one of the top 10 unis (Warwick), can I just say, I fully support any national party which supports the mass hanging of all Labour mps which have sat in the Labour party since 1997. They have contributed to the destruction of this country, and should pay the ultimate penalty. Over to you Old Holborn…

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    • 81
      Mick de Prick says:

      If you’re a Tory I don’t think it really matters if you’re “below” 30 or not to be honest.

      Get used to the feel of your own strong grip dude.

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    • 82
      Mick de Prick says:

      Warwick was recently voted eleventh best university in Warwickshire

      Apart from Maths, where they ranked a more agreeable tenth.

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  35. 95
    D. Areisait says:

    I would rather see 650 Emmas running for Parliament than the scandalous lot we are currently stuck with…Bring it on

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  36. 99

    [...] Φαντάσου σύντροφε Γιωργάκη αυτό το ασυγκράτητο πιπίνι με το στριγκάκι του και τα τόπλες του, τα βυζάκια (έξω) του,  στην ακρογιαλιά  να σε πλησιάσει και να σου πει «σύντροφε, ήρθε η ώρα ν’ αγωνιστούμε για μια Ευρώπη  στην υπηρεσία των λαών». Δεν ξέρω τι σκέφτεται ο σύντροφος Γιωργάκης και δεν παίρνει παράδειγμα από την μικρά Εμμα. [...]

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    • 107
      henry the navigator says:

      Easy on, I’m a product of a fine, socialist state education system, i.e. the UK. All I know about Greek is that it looks attractive and interesting on the printed page.

      There’s probably an easy way to translate it but I’ve just found a zanu propaganda leaflet about the elections for the European Parliament in my lunch-time post, so I’m not in the mood to look.

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  37. 101
    Miss Lashley says:

    I want her.

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  38. 102
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Well, after seeing those three lovely laydees, it appears that my surname has suddenly become very inappropriate.

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  39. 103
    Robin Hoodie says:

    Just love that photograph!

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    [...] Guido did momentarily consider voting for Fine Gael, Libertas however have guaranteed one more vote in Wexford today.  This is obviously not some [...]

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  42. 110
    jim beam says:

    All three girls are top totty. Get rid of Harriet Harmsmen and the ugly Labour bitches and replace them with proper women !!!

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  43. 111
    Gary says:

    I hope Mary Harney doesn’t get election idea’s!

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  44. 112
    Mark Dowling says:

    Guido – you may want to bump this topic as your endorsement was obviously crucial to Emma being elected to Newbridge Town Council. Given that a national election is surely nearer with the tsunami that hit the government parties today, she must be a shoo-in for the FG nomination in Kildare.

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