Totty Watch : Fine Gael’s Fine Girl

This is Emma Kiernan, who is standing for Fine Gaele on Newbridge Town Council, Kildare, Ireland. Guido was until now thinking of voting for Libertas in Ireland. This could change things. She certainly looks a lot different from her official photo which, unlike this Facebook picture, is not splashed all over the Irish media and political blogs.
Emma says “Admittedly it’s not a great photograph”, Guido begs to differ. She now has a Facebook fan club…














I have far bigger breasts and my haire is just as red
Have you got her mobile?
Follow the link from one of the posts on Facebook to the party site and it’s there !! I didn’t dare ring it tho
Deregulate the mortgage market.
I agree.
And it’s high time that the taxpayers stopped paying for layabouts
I haven’t got her mobile, but a certain Mr Timney may. (I think it is a still from one of his favourite videos.)
Hats off to you AGAIN, Guido! You have the best totty of all the blogs! I really have to borrow Timney’s pocket Snotty to deal with the thought of these three. Grunt, grunt!
Mobile = 0876884016
Email = emmakiernanfg@gmail.com
Good luck!
God I feel old
Nice What about the mates though. I would like to have a party with these lot, hope they havn’t been at the colombian
The only thing missing is nothing is in her mouth. Shame I would like too.
Stick a sock in it
Oh dear. Back to politics please.
Can’t we have 5 minutes off?
Only if you can find a bit of male political totty for we laydeez (best of British).
No suggestions then? Anyway, the footie’s on now, lads.
Yeah George O in his suspenders, although a nice front bench sneering at Gorn shot does it for me.
Oh no the female pretence.
Run. Run far.
5 minutes? 5 years please. Ah, beautiful. Cheers Guido.
OMG !!!
Looks like a right slapper , honey .
E x .
Golly. Pot, black, kettle dear?
Kettles cannot be black you racist scum!
omg i cannot believe the bbc allows such racism here
omfg
My type of woman. And drunk too
Terry Waite’s saying he may stand. He could have a sideline as a consultant preparing some of the troughers for the clink (we hope).
He’s quite a vain individual so, please no. Same about that egocentric Esther Rantzen.
No celebs for Parliament (Simon Heffer and Martin Bell excepted),
Heffer is a dick who will jump at the first opportunity to be parachuted into the trough.
We want change.
Heffer had his chance to call for it, and before the expenses debacle, he utterly failed to do so.
So why should he get anybody’s vote?
Plus, he’s a tosser
Terry Waite? Vain individual? Yeah. The fucker is constantly on the front of ‘Hello’ and ‘OK’ magazine.
We should get some shy, retiring sort like Jordan to stand instead.
His claim to fame might be spending four or five years hooded in a cellar on an extreme weight-loss program due to his initially optimistic views of speaking sense to the ‘RELIGION OF PEACE’ but since then I don’t really think he’sbeen putting himself about too much.
You jackass.
Hey, how dare you criticise organised religion, it’s no longer acceptable.
All praise Allah
Considering voting Libertas Guido?
I never had you pegged as a federalist.
Was that ‘federast’?
No that was you you richard
What’s the alternative, UKIP?
A-hahahahahahaha
A-hahahahahahaha
A-hahahahahahaha
A-hahahahahahaha
You joker you
Who in their right mind would want to have a facebook account and stand for public office? A stripper, actress ok fair enough but an aspiring politician!! Obviously she wants to lose..
guido is clearly wrong here,,,,,
this young woman clearly belongs to the
“I’m so hot my girlfriend have to squeeze some out before i leave the house party” party.
glad i could put you right mate.
ngg
I have given the photograph 2 seconds consideration and have to say….
I would…
All of them…
Any of them…
Oh what the hell – I’ll do a “Richard Timney” and get the kleenex out now !!
So you have high standards then…
Is it your brain or your body that is dysfunctional?
you really sound like some creepy old pervert with these totty watch things.
get back on Brokeback Mountain numbscull
Ever since you left, it has felt like there has been a gaping hole in our community…
And we have Margaret Beckett. Say one thing about the bomb makers and EU thieves over the water , but they know how to have a spot of fun.
I have to say that Margaret Beckett doesn’t appear to have aged. She looks just the same as she did 20 years ago.
I have no further comment on her looks – we oldies have to stick together don’t we.
Margaret Beckett is a living, breathing contraceptive
Agreed!
This is brilliant! I’m moving to Ireland.
Don’t forget that you’re English though!
I know a good voice tutor in Kilburn.
She has my vote.
Pasty smash.
I guess that must be ‘Fine Girl’ in English
No. NEXT!
Why can’t we have high-class hotties like this in the Commons?
We’ve got Sarah Teather, stop complaining.
Sarah Teather – good grief that’s a specialist market. You’d have to do some dirty shit just to justify it to yourself. Bbbrrrr – it’s gone cold all of a sudden…
Jesus. Sarah Teather looks like something out of Royston Vasey. It’s not done, man. Stop it!
I am pleased to announce I am now available for assisting convincing examples of hot totty to a meteoric political career. (I mean politically convincing, not convincing as totty, nor those with hereditary troughing credentials).
However, I do not think I am able to perform if the applicant requires that supplicant totties be attached to both front and rear cleavages. That would exceed my Elf n Safety rating.
Twat checklist:
“Elf n Safety”: check.
If we want to hear Littlejohn’s opinions we can read his articles, so fuck off
Bag o’ Swhag! Guido sounds seriously chubbed up.
If we’re having a light-moment – try this
40k pictures from house party and girl on girl action – piss take courtesy of The Onion
Crikey, sir. Beats wiping the chunder from some fat Traceys’ cleavage in Dunstable on a Friday night. Over.
You talking about my beloved Traycee ?
Just what we need another stupid thick female
It started in Italy.
What’s wrong with Margaret Beckett?
Ah yes, Margeret Beckett… as wise as she is beautiful.
October 31st dosent half come round quick…
Everything…
Sausages.
Gottle o geer
I think I could also become a good MP.
I was born into a wealthy racist family in Hampstead and have enjoyed the privileges due to me ever since.
Don’t get me wrong, I pity you proles, but to be honest, next time you just need better parents!! I would have taken them back and asked for some “decent” ones – a home in a decent area of North London should be de rigeur.
Nah,
Too catholic, unlike the Italians who are right goers, eh TT?
A mate married an Italian girl the problems he had, unfortunatly I was one, but he did’nt know it.
I think the clue is in the fact that nobody reads your excuse of a blog.
Don’t let that stop you though.
Drop an E.
It is Fine Gael.
What a nasty woman…..Michael Collins will be spinning in his grave.
COOK MY SOCK
Pheasant plucker.
C ooning Hunt
Im an Ulster Unionist and she would get my vote!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!
Ulcer? Does anyone give a shit about that anymore? Give it back to the Oirish and let the fuckers in here. They’d probably feel at home in Liverpool.
Well,I do..As the b……….s are raking in HUGE expenses from the British taxpayers..DUP,Sinn Fein you name them,there are all thieves.Millions of pounds each and every year.Look at their parliament building Stormont- talk about delusions of grandeur.That’s the f…..g Scots for you again
I really don’t think the Republic can afford to take back the six counties.Even down here in the ‘Rebel County’ I’ve never heard anybody say ‘oooh we really need to take back the north’.
Good points, well made. Right, I’m off to watch the footie. Have fun.
I have to admit I was wrong. I thought when the Oirish economy was going great guns on account of how clever they all were thanks to their great ‘push’ in education I thought the pragmatic prods north of the border would be more amenable to just doing the sensible thing geographically speaking.
But no. Their pig-headed ignorance and bigotry outlasted the borrowing boom and now they are again proven right as they stick their hand out (like Scotland) for their fixed alimony that takes no account of the reduced circumstances of the absent parent.
Can’t wait to get back there in July and quiz ‘em all up about how come after all those years of being educated and clever (their explanation for their boom) they’re all suddenly so fucking thick again.
Truly an EU perk , be strong resist the dark side
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THEY ALL MEET IN THE WELLINGTON EVERY SUNDAY
I think there must be something wrong with this site. It clearly says “www.order-order.com” in the address bar… but at this rate it will simply turn into 4chan’s /b/ board!
Looks like the countries going to the dogs.
It all started when people forgot how to fucking punctuate a sentence.
Vote Emma Kiernan – The hands on candidate
Honk! Honk!
yes please, she can come round my pad, shizzle on my nizzle baby
“shizzle?”
oh do fuck off
Maybe Nadines daughter could replace her mom when she’s forced out. Then we could have parliamentary totty to be proud of. Jackie, Harriet, Margaret, fucking disappointing. The Irish chick is hot though.
Yes politics has proven to be utterly contemptible.
Let’s remedy it by voting in some drunken hoers who can post some provocative pictures on fkn facebook.
We do not deserve democracy
Now we’d all like to enter politics, oo er missus
Ahhhhh. Irish politics.
Emma Kiernan is undoubtedly a complete fox but I think you’ll find her key qualifying factor for standing for Fine Gael will be that her Great-Grandfather took a pot-shot at some policeman coming out of mass about eighty or ninety years ago. This would qualified him as an Irish hero to stand in the Dael post independence. And his son. And his son. And now, in turn, his daughter.
Irish politics. Like British politics but without the class.
No, really,no fucking classs at all.
you lost, get over it.
erm no wrong way round
Pal, I’m Irish Catholic (by birth). Apparently I ‘won’. I believe it’s called a phyrric victory.
When Orwell wrote animal farm he was writing about Ireland.
no fucking classs (sic)
Look at the picture man you know well you would have her before 6 bellies, Tossie Jewell, Nag Á Becket, Harm man, and whatever Berkshires and Saddlebacks I have omitted
I hope my great grandfather took a few pot shots at your great grandfather.
Politics for twits, courtesy of Guido.
What a “revolution”.
Considering I’m below 30, I think i have good shot at her, considering I still look about 23 despite being almost 30.
And as a very infrequent poster to Guido’s site, and an under 30, who attended one of the top 10 unis (Warwick), can I just say, I fully support any national party which supports the mass hanging of all Labour mps which have sat in the Labour party since 1997. They have contributed to the destruction of this country, and should pay the ultimate penalty. Over to you Old Holborn…
If you’re a Tory I don’t think it really matters if you’re “below” 30 or not to be honest.
Get used to the feel of your own strong grip dude.
Warwick was recently voted eleventh best university in Warwickshire
Apart from Maths, where they ranked a more agreeable tenth.
I would rather see 650 Emmas running for Parliament than the scandalous lot we are currently stuck with…Bring it on
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Easy on, I’m a product of a fine, socialist state education system, i.e. the UK. All I know about Greek is that it looks attractive and interesting on the printed page.
There’s probably an easy way to translate it but I’ve just found a zanu propaganda leaflet about the elections for the European Parliament in my lunch-time post, so I’m not in the mood to look.
I want her.
Well, after seeing those three lovely laydees, it appears that my surname has suddenly become very inappropriate.
Just love that photograph!
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All three girls are top totty. Get rid of Harriet Harmsmen and the ugly Labour bitches and replace them with proper women !!!
I hope Mary Harney doesn’t get election idea’s!
Guido – you may want to bump this topic as your endorsement was obviously crucial to Emma being elected to Newbridge Town Council. Given that a national election is surely nearer with the tsunami that hit the government parties today, she must be a shoo-in for the FG nomination in Kildare.