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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
Hopefully the first of many!
Although she will be out of the Cabinet then….to spend more time with her bath plugs….
This has been on the BBC website for ages – this is nothing new:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/8063768.stm
Its near the bottom of the article
Maybe something else has happened since?
Nope.
Might be new if Scotland Yard has declined to investigate – and so the only route is back to the court
The hearing was adjourned last week with the judge advising the plaintiff to contact Scotland Yard.
Has something else happened since?
Not on Radio 2 news at 5pm though. Obviously not important enough!! Or calls from Labour HQ to relegate the story.
In that picture she looks like Richard Littlejohn in drag.
What would Tory Churchill think?
Controversial, Party political broadcast!
There are developments.
Thanks Guido
FREE PORN!
You just could not make this shit up.
I smell a good old leftie cover up!
http://www.propertyweek.com/story.asp?sectioncode=297&storycode=3141265&c=1
Reply to Grimley Fiendish:
The link provides in the last paragraph identification of your namesake.
Preumably Manchester council can’t reach a balanced judgement on their own.
Outsourcing government responsibility yet again.
Hmm I doubt he’d (mr fawkes) write a post about it unless there’d been some new information out – I wonder if this is going to be the CPS revenge for the endless failed prosecutions owing to political inteference.
Perhaps it’s all going to unravel like a bit of shitty string
is there any way we can all club together and stop this ?
it is so unfair.
I will start a fund – Save Jacqui Smith She ain’t done no wrong !
I am willing to collect donations from all readers here on Order hyphen etc.
Jacqui Smith – she ain’t done no wrong!
Actually she has – being Jacquiboots Smith for a start.
Let’s see now, defrauding the taxpayer, wanting to do away with habeus corpus and lock people up for three months without charge, wanting to be able to monitor the entire population’s internet usage, ID cards.
Do I really need to go on? The woman is scum – she wants to turn this great country into a prison. I hope she gets sent to one very soon.
Is that Mr. porno smith speaking? She’s finished ……..hopefully!
How can we have people running the country who not only are scared of young kids on street corners but want everyone locked up for everything. Lets have these lunatics locked up and see what they think of the criminal justice system. Shit end I mean,
Much as I’d like to believe it, I wait to be convinced.
It just won’t happen, the Met has been politically castrated, and thus rendered impotent. Their only likely arrest, is there own cardiac arrest.
What we need is an General Election now, and be forever done once and for all with ALL these costa-plenty crooks and taxation thieves.
The public purse has been willfully and protectively pillaged and all within the Green book rules.
Green, green, its green they say for us on Parliament Hill,
Green, green, we’re going away to the Lords where it’s greener still!
Those honourable Members of all colours and allegiances have been quietly mugging us all for years. Time for them to stand (if they dare) and answer to the electorate.
Just for once Gordon please, be a man and call a General Election. You may not win, you may not actually want to win, but at least you might just gain a little respect for finally doing the right thing, just once in your tenure as unelected Prime Minister of the UK.
Flippineck
The trouble is, Labour can”t afford to campaign for an Election!!!!! Having the
rating of U.K. Creditworthyness reduced, refusing to publicise the Stress Test
on Loyds RBS and HBOS suggests they are worse than expected, so who in
their right mind would want the Labour Party in power.!!!!!
Nobody, hopefully!
Valerie,you forget that they can still help themselves to our Lottery money.They’ve been doing it since Bliar and his “magnificent Dome”.My own view is that this also is theft,as it’s dressed up as expenses to help fund
valuable services to the Community.Crap,jobs for the NuLabour boys and girls.They now take 50% of the Lottery,for “social good deeds”,oh and the Fabulous NuLabour Olympics.Who are the Auditors of this Lottery scam?
Oddly enough there are still a lot of people out there who don’t watch the news or read newspapers, other than Jordan & Pete’s latest ramblings, and have ‘Vote Labour’ stamped on their birth certificates. It is from this section of the socialist intelligencia that the remains of the Labour Party are relying on.
I hope they are holding their breath…
The lottery is nothing more than a Tax on Hope..as for the court case..Pah!
It will be just like De Menezes, Nothing to See, No-one to blame…Nothing to answer for..
The lottery is known in my house as ” The Idiot Tax” – this is the wonderous results of Labour education, get the proles to spend even more of thier money so it can be taxed on a chance win so huge in its odds against you that you actually have more chance of being struck dead by a meteorite than winning…
How are the lottery funds for “good causes” given out?
Through careful vetting or as a non-Exchequer slush fund?
Long overdue me-thinks.
then waste it all on wembley for the richest sport there is real good cause!
Good for Old Holborn, the man who puts his money where his mouth is.
Actually, it wasn’t me. But you can watch me citizens arrest an MP for fraud on Monday if you wish. Handcuffs and everything
good work sir
I think you’ve got plenty of grounds to get Julie Kirkbride – talk about taking the piss.
More power to you sir, whoever you are !
Handcuffs and whips. Isn’t Parliament getting more exciting all the time?
Sir,
I commend your actions. Please think outside the box on this. Could we not erect stocks? – truly let the court of public opinion decide. Could we not build a ducking stool? – those who did not drown after 3 hours submerged would be pardoned.
Low cost justice.
good luck OH
somehow I feel those ‘working ‘together’ for a safer London’ will fail to take over the arrest and you could find yourself getting a free room for the night.
Hopefully not, they will of course be monitoring this thread, as well as your site and will have worked out a way of protecting their masters. They are no longer the peoples police service, protecting the majority from wrong doing and implementing the law without fear or favour. They have mutated into the para-military wing of the executive, there to stifle any descent.
I wish you the best of British, it’s a very British thing you’re attempting to do. But that won’t cut much ice with the MPs, who are above such things, or the police who are ‘only following orders’.
O H, if you get an “Evenln’, all!” at 3 o’clock in the morning, be aware of Plod’s old “abandoned 999 call” ploy.
i wish you all the best hope the press turn up in force wish i could be there GOOD LUCK !
‘the man who puts his money where his mouth is’.
He stuffs money up Guido’s arse? This I must see.
Plonquer by name, plonquer by nature.
Jacqui Smith is innocent, and I have the videos to prove it.
Richard,
Can I further enlighten you and your partner about Erotic Asphyxiation?
Erotic asphyxiation refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. Various methods are used to achieve the level of oxygen depletion needed, such as a hanging, suffocation with a plastic bag over the head, self-strangulation such as with a ligature, gas or volatile solvents, chest compression, or some combination of these
If you are interested I feel I may be able to offer advice, guidance and even practical help to you both. We could kill two birds with one stone if you like?
What’s blue and screams ” It was all within the rules”?
Answer: Jacquiboots Smith in a plastic bag.
I had a boy friend once who could have taught you a thing or two!
Jacgui Smith is fucking ugly and I have the photos to prove it
OO ER Missus. I thought Guidoists thought that Broon batted for the other side?
Book your seats early?
here we go
now shoot em up the arse da fuckers
Pig-faced Hoon.
Pigs are OK. It’s the MPs that are bring these honest and very useful animals into disrepute…
Will Jackie need a police escort to the court. She may be frightened to be in the waiting room with the usual customers of the court system. Those Criminals eh. Do we think Jack Straw was tipped off about all this fraud and that is why he is building the extra prison places.
Jacqs dearie I know where they do a nice lin ein stab proof vests as can be worn en costi “hoon” by leading fashionistas and they make sure htta no one can harm aperson.
I’ll tell you what we need to sort out these thieving bastards… a Muslim Justice Minister. That’ll learn ‘em.
what ?…..
really ?……
bastard !
Julie, is that you ?
I think of you often.
I’ve still got our special placci bag !
Any criminal investigation regarding the HS *should* flag a conflict of interests, causing the HS to stand down until the investigation is completed. Chances? Cockall would be my bet. The Met needs to be cleaned out at the same time.
Expenses: Annual Figure hits £94 MILLION
On Twitter as @julianbray: Join the conversation…
Well this is one detailed slab of astonishing information The Daily Telegraph does not have, or has not yet published!
According to a highly detailed database which has been recovered (and I have placed in a secure offshore location). This database lists and breaks down the detailed expenses by over 450 Parliamentarians. I have no reason to doubt the accuracy of the figures as it comes from a highly reliable and well placed source.
UK Members of Parliament [MP's] NOT INCLUDING SALARIES just expenses, each year collectively cost the UK taxpayer an astonishing £93 MILLION.
The exact figure I have is £92,993,748:00
I’ll give you some examples from the top of the database, the keyed descriptions relate to the data category under each name.
1. MP NAME
2. POLITICAL PARTY
3. SEAT
4. 2ND HOME ALLOWANCE
5. LONDON SUPPLEMENT
6. OFFICE
7. STAFFING
8. CENTRAL STATIONERY
9. STATIONERY & POSTAGE
10. I.T. PROVISION
11. STAFF COVER
12. COMMUNICATIONS
13.TRAVEL
14. TOTAL
1. Abbott, Ms Diane
2. LAB
3. Hackney North & Stoke Newington
4. £0.00
5. £2,812.00
6. £20,178.00
7. £90,325.00
8. £1,521.00
9. £3,906.00
10. £1,351.00
11. £1,905.00
12. £7,948.00
13. £1,789.00
14. TOTAL £131,735.00
Adams, Mr Gerry
SF
West Belfast
£21,131.00
£0.00
£21,273.00
£90,278.00
£85.00
£218.00
£1,329.00
£0.00
£0.00
£3,629.00
£137,943.00
Afriyie, Adam
CON
Windsor
£0.00
£0.00
£17,297.00
£83,261.00
£534.00
£2,270.00
£1,290.00
£0.00
£0.00
£0.00
£104,652.00
Ainger, Nick
LAB
Carmarthen West & Pembrokeshire South
£15,385.00
£0.00
£11,863.00
£98,205.00
£589.00
£1,760.00
£1,167.00
£0.00
£10,597.00
£6,964.00
£146,530.00
Ainsworth, Mr Peter
CON
Surrey East
£12,363.00
£0.00
£14,168.00
£94,230.00
£632.00
£1,753.00
£1,183.00
£0.00
£8,244.00
£5,842.00
£138,415.00
Ainsworth, Rt Hon Bob
LAB
Coventry North East
£23,083.00
£0.00
£19,724.00
£79,747.00
£426.00
£978.00
£1,312.00
£0.00
£5,547.00
£3,698.00
£134,515.00
Alexander, Danny
LD
Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch and Strathspey
£23,083.00
£0.00
£20,971.00
£81,712.00
£950.00
£2,548.00
£1,002.00
£0.00
£11,798.00
£26,414.00
£168,478.00
Alexander, Rt Hon Douglas
LAB
Paisley & Renfrewshire South
£17,169.00
£0.00
£17,335.00
£66,668.00
£2,141.00
£4,619.00
£1,396.00
£0.00
£6,854.00
£17,945.00
£134,127.00
Allen, Mr Graham
LAB
Nottingham North
£22,945.00
£0.00
£19,608.00
£85,944.00
£1,446.00
£5,462.00
£1,291.00
£0.00
£16,291.00
£18,211.00
£171,198.00
(C) Julian Bray 2009 All Rights Reserved
his is a letter copied from the comments page of the online Express
when are the police going to arrest these mp’s on suspicion of fraud. i called the police for them to arrest these people but the reply i got was they cannot investigate unless the home secretary invites them to investigate when i told them the home secretary is one of the people who should be invesigated i was told to get off the phone as i was wasting their time. is this what the police have come to. no balls and faceless. i cannot believe they are not going in with all guns blazing and areesting these people, this will make the publics outrage more less angry and more happy that they are seeing these mp’s are not above the law. because all i can see they are above the law.
THEY ARE ABOUVE THE LAW
This is really funny. Can’t arrest her unless she gives the OK. Couldn’t make it up.
Forget the Police. They only do what the politicians tell them. Complain to HMRC about possible tax fraud, and then watch the sparks fly.
HM Customs really do have a wide range of powers, and are not averse to kicking down the odd door on their own.
Now this I cant wait for! 3 years inside at least???
Excellent, but somehow I don’t think it will go the distance.
This is no time for pessimism Hugh.
Let us savour this sweet nectar.
Yah , Hugh. Enjoy ze moment. If ve in Deutschland could get ein sniff of ze politicians blood, ve might find our lang-lost sense of ze humour, nein?
Ach Ja! – but Frau Jackboots ist sure to valk!…
I know that ZaNuLabour refuse to resign, even when caught red handed, but surely this must force a resignation????
Probably not, the hearing is well after 4 June, at which stage she will be history anyway. Very disappointing.
She may be history politically, but we can savour her public humiliation if this goes to court. Fingers crossed.
I can’t help feeling that we’re all in some way responsible for this sad state of affairs. Guido, can you organize an online whip-round for her legal expenses?
arf
another expense claim in the offing …
Fnaaar, fnaaar
SPONSORED SOAPY TIT-WANK!
FUCKING YES!
THIEVING SLUT!
Do not pass start & go straight to prison you thieving scumbag.
Oh dear. Silly me. I seem to have bought Bond Street and The Waterworks.
Looks like I’ll have to dip into the Community Chest again!
Not on any other website yet!
Give them a chance, msm need to wait for instructions on how to spin it.
We’re fucking bogged down with paperwork at the moment. I’ve got 600 minions trawling through chits as I type and, meantime, we might miss the odd major story. Talk about biting off more than you can chew. http://www.telegraph.co.uk for more of the same. Ta.
Still cant find it on any other site! Are the MSM still trying to spin it?
OK… so which part of her expenses claims leads to this allegation of fraud? It was all “within the rules”, surely?!
So was Brown’s cleaners bill for his and his girlfriend’s pad whilst having a grace and favour residence. If thats within the rules my question is “what is not”?
I am at a loss as to why Gordon Brown’s expense claims have not come under more scrutiny. This guy while he was Chancellor chose to live in his own flat in London instead of Downing Street – probably costing us unnecessary additional security costs – with all the running costs charged to us.
Shortly before he becomes PM he has a new kitchen fitted in the flat at a cost of around £9000, but as £9k would take him over the ACA limit for the year he splits the cost in two and charges it over 2 years. No sooner has he done that he then transfer the property into his wife’s name. His wife now has a lovely renovated flat at our expense. Why transfer the property to your wife if it is not for tax planning/house flipping?
He then flips his second home to North Queensferry where he charges us for all the running costs there, such as gardeners, cleaners, Sky Sports. All this while living in 10 Downing Street and Chequers for NOTHING and earning £194000 a year.
Yet somehow this is a non story.
During the time GB was Chancellor and Bliar was PM, wasn’t there a story going round that as Bliar had the larger family, he was using the Flat at No 11 and GB was using the Flat at No 10? So why the money for the ‘other’ second home redecoration?
All this derives from the rotten socialism of the 1970s. The extreme left had a theory that everyone should have the same wage – whatever job they had.
Everyone, that is, except politicians, who ‘because they have the most responsibility running the country’ had to have more pay. And, of course right wing politicians (as defined by the socialists in power) would be banned (‘no platform for right wingers’).
No wonder the left hate ‘Thatcher’ – she put a stop to their socialist wet dream. Until Bliar and McBust came along, of course.
yep…..and why hasnt guido made made more of a big deal of it ???
See Post 390…….. Fore knowledge of Brown and Martin’s knowledge of this problem.
If the Blairs were your next-door neighbours, wouldn’t you want to live somewhere else?
Pretending her sister’s spare room was her main residence, presumably. The neighbours say she was seldom there.
I think claiming patio heaters.
How can that help be an MP?
She likes something warm inside her…
The Brown/Blears defence will be open to her. That’s the ‘not unlawful’, ‘not against the rules’, but unacceptable behaviour.
no anonymous, none of these false claims, including david cameron’s and gordon brown’s claims, are within the rules.
the politicians are offering a false defense for their false expense and allowance claims.
dave cameron is corrupt and gordon brown is corrupt and nick clegg is corrupt.
they are corrupt because they sought to maximise the amount of expenses they claimed from the taxpayer and they have done this by breaking the rules.
they have not proved their expenses to be entirely necessary and they have also failed to prove that they are they reasonable and not extravagant.
they have also failed to act in the public interest by seeking to stop this information coming to light by misusing parliamentary procedure to hide their crimes and conspiracy.
the Green Book’s basic rules have been broken my many new labour cabinet members.
there are insufficient quality candidates on the labour backbenches to replace the many corrupt individuals in the cabinet which poses gordon brown with an insolvable problem: he is now incapable of forming a government.
brown has run out of road and the labour party better stop fucking about and depose the c’unt.
if labour goes to the country with brown leading them it will be a fucking massacre.
oh and depose that other useless fat c’unt ed balls.
memo to ed balls: you are fucked you wanker.
excellent!
Bloody hell Tat I agree with every word. I expect you will still tell me to fuck off, though.
not if you agree with me.
that would be crazy.
He appears to have mellowed with Augeas
So where did all the top quality go; certainly not in the cabinet
WHO keeps yacking on that it was all within the rules?
The perps.
Well, they would, wouldn’t they?
Yet everybody swallows it, hook, line and sinker, and sod what the Green Book says.
Daves part of the problem,not the solution
Yee Ha!
She was one of the worst.
Happy days!
Bang the thieving bitch up! First of many ZanuLab Hoons to go I hope!
I wouldn’t bang her with yours, mate…
I’m beginning to find her strangely erotic.
Hear, hear, she has to go now.
Presumably this is an application for a private prosecution.
It is. Just another little barb in the rottting flesh of Zanulabor. I am a counsellor and will be happy to help the poor dears – cash in hand, no questions asked as to where it came from. Well, I might as will get my bit from the last days of socherlisssmm eh.
About time.
I didn’t wanna pay for her hubby’s porn.
She’ll be out of the Cabinet in no time.
I am looking at the Fraud Act now.
I can see no legal reason what so ever why the Home Secretary has not been arrested & questioned under caution.
So where is the Met – still waiting for permission from someone?
Is it one rule for troughing socialist elite & another for the proles?
Someone please talk me through why the Home Secretary is above the Law.
Dissolve Parliament.
It would hinge around use of money for parliamentary duties.
Wake up Mrs!
Are you not aware that the Metropolitan Police are the paramilitary wing of ZanuLabour? Where have you been these last decade? They would no more arrest a ZanuLabour Home Secretary than fly to the moon.
The things one forgets…… but
I recall that there was a large purge of the Met in the early 1980s, mostly corruption with Soho? Followed later by the West Mids Flying Squad being charged with falsifying evidence. Anyone with a better memory?
Operation Countryman !
Plod won’t nick labour cos they is the present bosses and they won’t nick tories cos they might be the future bosses! The’ve got their career and pensions to consider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Countryman
Time for her other half to watch porn… She should be busy for more then a few hours…
Perhaps he’d like to do the time for her. Given his taste in porn, he might find life in jail quite amenable.
Yes, Raw Meat is a GAY porn movie.
Could the two homes Secretary please issue a statement to clarify what two films her husband watched as some reports give it as heterosexual porn and others as non-heterosexual porn and the situation is so confusing that it even could ahve been one of each.
We really need this splatter, er , matter cleared up!
Mixed feelings in the West Midlands about this. Some of us were rather hoping Jacqui would be Labour’s Portillo moment at the next GE. Personally, I’d prefer this court case to be part of the endgame.
If she follows in Portillo’s footsteps she may end up with an even bigger salary as a result of working for the BBC!
She’ll either snaffle the taxpayers money via expenses or by taking a big wet bite out of the licence fee!
The tought of her and wet bites…… I think I’m going to be sick.
Please tell me this isn’t a joke, and that this is just the first of many trials that this bunch go through.
When do we hear if this is true???
Perhaps she can get David Mills to represent her. He’s used to helping politicians in these types of situations.
Helped old Silvio out in Italy over a spot of bother. Just the chap.
Expensive, though.
…but, as it’ll go on expenses…
Hey! Hesa the best. You havea to pay top dollar for talenta which isa why youa in this messa in the first place!
Insufficient evidence to secure a likely prospect of conviction
Agreed, they will close ranks. plod and the legal profession are all infested with Nu Labor/Common Purpose.
Surely Plod have the evidence to confirm how many nights she spent at her main home? They provide her 24/7 protection don’t they?
Yes, but the 2nd Home Secretary is their boss, so she tells them what to report.
I wonder if the shredders are working overtime?
If it is a private prosecution I think she will stay in post and say that she’s concentrating on doing “her job”.
If it is a bit more official then she will “welcome the opportunity to clear her name”. That may or may not involve standing down as 2nd Home Secretary.
O/T but, just been to Labourlost for a laugh and noticed that the advert across the top of the page is for London Fine Foods, and announces: “Caviar, Truffles, Foie Gras, delivered to your door”. They clearly know their target market.
Credit crunch, what credit crunch?
Their target market – taxpayers?
At last the wheels are starting to roll. I can see the courts being busy this summer. Build another prison quickly Gordon.
It all Botal Tollox. Missy Jacqui is innocent. How can a ‘Certifiable Loon’ be responsible for her actions…. But then one would have to include the whole Liar-bore Cabinet…. and Pa McRuin Feckwit McBroone…..
General election now, says I….. The longer McRuin hangs on, the worse its going to be for the Nues ZaNuLa-Pf Partie….. (of course this is all alleged… don’t want the Nu Liar-bore Goons looking fer me…!!!
Fantastic. Probably won’t get anywhere though, unfortunately.
When I just got stung £190 for my 13 year old Mondeo’s road tax for a year, I would rather Darling up in dourt for being a Hoon.
13 year old Mondeo, still running. Must be on its last legs though. I’ll give you a tenner for it later this year and collect it!
That’s nothing – Mrs HJ is still running a Citroen BX made in 1991 and it’s in fine fettle. The road tax hurts though.
But Mandelson and Brown have introduced the “Car Scrappage Scheme” especially for people like YOU ! All you have to do now is scrape together the other £11,000 and a new car can be yours(ignore the fact that as soon as you drive out of the showroom it will have depreciated by £3000 – its the RIGHT thing to do !)
Interesting.
It seems that one of the police officers found guilty of changing his report re.Jean Charles de Menezes has been let off, a natural mistake apparently!!!
Don’t expect too much of the court – Smith lives a charmed life, even though she’s ugly!!
I’d have his balls if he was in my division. this is a joke. a bloody travesty of justice…
There must be a wonderful picture in her attic then!
I would imagine that she’ll claim the cost of her defence on expenses
O/T (kind of)
For over a decade this Government, under the leadership of Mr Brown as Chancellor and now PM ably supported by his glove puppets of Balls/Cooper and Kelly, have denied the moral claims of Equitable Life policyholders.
Today, EMAG have been given authority to challenge through High Courts. The Govt has until 24th June to put up their defence in face of ongoing Ombudsman criticism. This Govt and Brown is morally bereft of dignity, honour and responsibility. Right now 200 or so MPs have signed Vince Cable’s early day motion.
We have this Govt on the rack at last – could everyone please look at whether their own MP is a signatory on this list and, if not, email or write to them to support this EDM.
Thanks all
http://edmi.parliament.uk/EDMi/EDMDetails.aspx?EDMID=38586&SESSION=899
I see Julie Kirkbride has signed it. See, not all bad. Or she was an Equitable Life policyholder.
Some detail
Early Day Motion
EDM 1423 PARLIAMENTARY OMBUDSMAN AND EQUITABLE LIFE POLICYHOLDERS05.05.2009
Cable, Vincent
That this House notes the Parliamentary Ombudsman has taken the unusual step of using powers under the 1967 Act to present Parliament with a further and final report on Equitable Life; also notes that the Public Administration Select Committee’s second report on Equitable Life, Justice denied? concluded that the Government response to the Parliamentary Ombudsman’s report was inadequate as a remedy for injustice; recognises the vital role the Ombudsman plays in public life; reaffirms the duty of Parliament to support the office of the Ombudsman; believes the Government should accept the recommendations of the Ombudsman on compensating policyholders who have suffered loss; welcomes the formation of the All-Party Group on Justice for Equitable Life Policyholders; and notes with regret its necessary formation and the fact that over 30,000 people have already died waiting for a just resolution to this saga.
Can Fraud be heard in Magistrates court?
Nope, only big whopping lies.
She’s already been found guilty in the Court of Public Opinion but of course that doesn’t apply to the Cabinet — yet !!
Then the court of public opinion should deliver its verdict direct. The formula for their emails seems to be:
surnameinitial@parliament.uk
as in kirkbridej@parliament.uk.
Drop them a line and let them know how well you think they are doing.
let the good times roll, as they say
Let their heads roll for a better time!
It’s only Tories who end up in prison, you mugs.
Janet SP – Belt up you talentless retard.
You signify all that is ‘dumbed down’ about nulabour’s Britain. You are a complete joke and God only knows how you ever got to the dizzy heights you have reached in your career (we can make intelligent guesses though!).
Can’t have been blowjobs, not with those teeth.
Yes the Tories end up in Prison but Nu Lab avoid all prosecutions despite being as bad if not worse, then its spun that the Tories are worse because they end up in prison . A circular argument for sure but one which thick left wing arseholes swallow every time !
Good day to you.
The tories are capable of mea culpa and realising that the honourable thing to do when caught out is “own up”.
Nulabour are spineless cowards who run and lie, trying to worm out of their own tangled web. Even worse is that these lowlives are quite prepared to lie, pass the buck and watch others suffer for their sick and unethical behaviour. They are incapable of ever facing up to their responsibilities. They are pathetic.
And where’s Gordon these days? We’ve had Straw and Johnson in the last few days but no Gordy. You don’t suppose he’s thrown a wobbly and finally had a breakdown? You know how this lot would lie and cover up if he had.
I wonder what’s going on in the bunker??
aye aye captain!
tell me what you think about benefit cheats.
specifically housing benefit cheats, like David Cameron MP.
Thick as Thieves – What do you mean when you refer to D Cameron as a benefit cheat? Does he live in his sister’s spare room and pretend it’s his main home or some other scam? I thought he lived with his family in London and had a second house in his Oxon constituency?
Please do let me know. And while you’re at it perhaps you could also mull over the following viz.
Jacqui Smith tells Parliament her main residence is a spare room in her sister’s Clapham flat. Jacqui Smith tells her local council that her main residence is Redditch. Jacqui Smith is supposedly our Home secretary yet she is either a liar or just a scatterbrained idiot who cannot fill out forms. Either way she should not be in a position of power.
I could work my way through the cabinet starting with Jack Straw, Ed Balls, A Darling, H Blears, Y Cooper, Nick Brown, McNulty etc etc ….the list is endless…they’ve all been at it. And what is more these people are actually in power at the moment, but have not seen fit to do the honourable thing and resign or call an election. They are shameless and very sad specimens of human nature.
mrs kindlysnide,
you are pushing an open door love.
but you seem to be conditionally accepting my premise, so I have already made some progress.
the question you must ask yourself is this: did David Cameron need to claim the interest payments for his very, very large and very, very expensive house?
could he have offered better value to the taxpayer? £1700 per month just for the interest on a mortgage is an extravagant amount considering that most peoples repayment mortgages are almost half the amount dave is claiming just for interest payments.
did this multi-millionaire, who does ofcourse not need a mortgage because he is a multi-millionaire, entirely need to make such a claim to carry out his duties as an MP?
if David did not receive that payment would he be unable to be an MP?
did David set up his mortgage arrangements in order to maximise his allowance claims?
did dave make those unnecessary and extravagant claims because he is a self serving c’unt? and has entered public life to make as much money from it as he can, perhaps as much as tony blair?
whatever you say torydalek, it is all very grubby and could, at the very least, give the impression that David Cameron is a vulgar, money grubbing c’unt.
and this man lectures others on probity.
you are having a fucking larf!
dave is bent and I have presented you with the evidence of his corrupt nature.
you do not wish to accept the facts because you are a tory dalek.
oh well.
but the people know a thief when they see one, and dave is definitely a thief.
note to cameron: stop making false claims upon the public purse.
you thieving c’unt.
thankyou.
TAT – premise is a good point but it’s wide of the mark. So what if DC has the cash? He didn’t LIE and mislead and bring his reputation and that of his party into disrepute. He’s entitled to claim the interest on the mortgage, it’s only interest. He hasn’t sold the house or done the fucking place up at you and my’s expense. He doesn’t have vast sums of food bills, ponds, moats being dredged or LYING to the people of this country and /or the Inland Revenue like many of the people he sits opposite in Parliament everyday who are, by definition, expected to set the tone of how the populace should behave. They are supposed to be beyond reproach, which in nearly every single Liebour Cabinet position, this trait is sorely lacking.
TAT – I read you diatribe and reached the conclusion that you are sick. Your poor little mind is imagining things that don’t exist. Cameron is NOT a crook whereas most of teh labour front bench are.
You clearly have a problem with wealth and anyone who has had a good education and this is what is guiding your imaginings. You really should educate yourself more and try and understand human nature and how people work. This would be a more intelligent approach rather than just launching into character assasinations without any hard evidence to back up your ramblings. You are clearly a serious tory hater and are extremely biased and narrow minded. You need to sort your hang ups out and learn to put capital letters at the beginning of sentences. Bye for now.
There you go again TAT (quite apt really!) – wittering on about some old wysteria in a chimney when your comrades, guilty as sin and as bold as brass, are sitting on the front bench up to their necks in mortgage fraud and tax avoidance. Why don’t they do the honourable thing like the tory ‘pigs’ and resign? You’re onto a loser TAT so give up now.
ah, thankyou captain clit, for reminding me about the wisteria.
I have not until this post mentioned David Cameron’s claim for the removal of wisteria from his house, so your memory must be playing tricks on you.
that ofcourse is an open and shut case of a theft of public funds.
note to david cameron: honestly dave, you fucking skinflint.
why the fuck did you charge private work done to your house that had no bearing on your job as an MP to the taxpayer?
you thieving fucking c’unt cameron.
I will expect to read in the papers by the weekend that you intend to stop making your fraudulent mortgage interest claims upon the public purse.
I am only trying to help you do the right thing dave.
just fucking do it c’unt.
You should learn to control your anger TAT and stop being so bigotted.
Two Tories were sent to prison for lying. If every Labour politician who lied to Parliament was sent to prison there would be tumbleweed blowing across the government benches.
I see that TAT is still unable to find the shift key and use upper case characters except when referring to himself “I”.
Does this suggest that he may have narcissistic tendencies?
He did it for Green Book, oddly enough.
Janet, if nobody from Labour ends up in clink it’s because they have totally politicised the Police and Judiciary in the last 11 years. Just you wait until that nice Mr Cameron arrives and starts to make them all accountable again!
Ah, but will he? I blood well hope so.
Can someone tell me where that pant pisser Brown is hiding? He seems to have done his customary vanishing act in times of trouble.
The greatest of many crimes perpetuated by this defunct and risible government is the pathetic way in which they half heartedly protect this flawed and ridiculous creature.
Just sod off Gordon, and take your rubbish party with you (preferably over a large cliff as befits lemmings).
He’s trying to find the criminal smearer MacBride to think up some more DIRTY TRICKS…
Too afraid to come out of the Bunker
Every time Brown shows his face or speaks
There is a Car Crash
So his remaining Dirty Tricks people are telling him to lie low…
He was meeting Boris today wasn’t he?
Boris Yeltsin ?
Boris the spider?
Boris the bold?
he’s getting on with the job, of course
*
HAMSTERS
HAMSTERS WEARING HANDBAGS
Sorry mate, move along, not down this way. There’s a good chap
The Office of the Prime Minister totally refutes press reports that Gordon Brown is in fact a failed artificial intelligence experiment. It is pure coincidence that he uses a limited set of phrases and in no way connected with a) a low battery life or b) a failing central processing unit.
Currently the Prime Minister is planning the way forward and is not on a trickle charge.
There is not a bug in his spreadsheet programme causing failed economic policies and his logic circuits are not malfunctioning.
Furthermore, the nickname ‘Gordroid’ is a disgrace to the legacy of the finest economic genius to grace these shores.
PS: The popular petition ‘ Give Gordroid a lube job’ has been taken down in the interests of decency.
He is getting on with the job
HMRC OPENLY STATING THET THEY WILL INVESTIGATE MINISTERS FOR “FAILING TO PAY TAX” INCLUDING THE CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER…!!
They are acting independently now also…
And 2005 HMRC GUIDANCE STATES ACCOUNTANTS FESS ARE “NOT ALLOWABLE”
SO 9 MEMBERS OF THE CABINET AND 30 JUNIOR MINISTERS (DT) HAVE KNOWINGLY EVADED TAXES
ANOTHER CRIMINAL OFFENCE
WHY ARE YOU ALL TYPING IN CAPITALS; IS IT INTERNATIONAL RETARDS’ DAY?
He’s frightening the children in Durham this afternoon. Poor things will have nightmares for years :-(
They should throw the f’king book at her.
Yeah, hardback, something big like the complete works of Shakespere, leather bound, and from the top of Canary Wharf
You right-wing loonies make me laugh myself silly. I’ve seen it all before when extremists like Limbaugh and Drudge tried to impeach Clinton because they were jealous of his popularity and electoral success, are you happy to be associated with these people?
Why are you silent about the Tories? The Tories have been even worse than Labour in abusing the system. No Labour MP claimed for moats or duckponds.
Precisely.
Free porno for the commissars and their beards and all the expenses you can steal for yourself and your friends’N'families.
vote newliebour and all these things and more can be enjoyed by the newliebour overlords.
Surely, you’ve got enough on your hands.
Nope, just the odd £20k for dry rot.
Guido’s site is so infested with trolls I think there’s no cure.
Labourlist has its fair share of Tory Trolls too but at least it’s properly modersated.
Most Tory trolls in my experience can’t handle facts. They make the same boring comments over and over again because they were hiding their head in the sand.
My arse crack is haunted, but I’m loving it.
I have only counted three trolls on this site – Master Baiter, Thick as Thieves and yourself. I suspect a lot of the people here are not Tories – I have never voted Tory in my life – but understand facts like these:
16 of the 20 top claimants are Labour;
Several Cabinet members appear to have lied, either to the Fees office or HMRC, and if so are unfit for office;
Gordon Brown has said and done nothing coherent on the subject.
The expenses scandal is a detail (although a revealing one) compared with the catastrophic mismanagement of the economy as a whole and the public finances in particular.
Nobody here is interested in labourlist – a dwindling band of flat earthers in complete denial of the failure of their party. Look at the comments on the Guardian and the Indy websites to see how isolated you are.
Do you now regret having invented the internet?
CH – you clearly do not understand what troll means in the lexicon of the Internet. I am very disappointed in you given the decades of technology industry expertise you claim.
A troll is the one who deliberately posts off-topic or inflammatory statements to disrupt an online community.
So, that will be you then.
PS. How’s the ‘graphics fidelity’ going?
SIR- Croquet mallets at sunrise, sir? We trolls provide essential grout to the brickwork of this blogamathingy. Hardwidge, old boy? Is that just wistful thinking on your part?
Yours, upstanding without the need for pharmaceuticals sir, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)
Labour lost is “properly modersated” is it comrade? I guess you mean that anyone daring to depart from the party line or anyone who tries to deny the socialist view is edited out as though they dont exist?
The labour lost site is typical of their vile and nasty outlook isnt it comrade?
What is about socialists and their love of the political airbrush?
Its called freedom of speach, something new labour wants to curtail.
Charles Hardwidge says: May 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Most Tory trolls in my experience can’t handle facts. They make the same boring comments over and over again because they were hiding their head in the sand.
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Charles you tit – you can’t comment with your head in the sand. You can, however, get your head blown off if you put it above the parapet. Bang!
fuck off augearse.
I am independent.
misrepresent someone else cripple.
thankyou.
You misrepresent me, sir. I didn’t call you labour, I called you a troll, meaning someone who deliberately pisses other people off.
…and 4 beds in a 1-bed flat…
Charles, your mates have been found out, squeal like a little piggy all you want.
Are you Dolly in disguise?!
No, but one of them claimed for 4 beds in a one-bedroom flat. This obviously didn’t strike you as odd.
You’re right, we don’t bother with the chicken shit little stuff.
No, their husbands claim for porn and expect us to pick up the tab. Dummy!
They’re all on the rob equally, but Labour are the bigger hypocrites, as they spend their time claiming to be the “party of the people”, helping all the poor out etc.
What they spent our money on is almost immaterial – the amount and the fact that it was spent badly is more pertinant.
And anyway, Prescott claimed for mock tudor beams FFS!!! Though I suppose that is better than claiming his fod bills…
Bit rich Charlie boy, when have you EVER been critical of a ZanuLab thief?
Thought not, hypocrite.
Sir, you may not mind having an MP with a dirty moat, but I’ve got standards.
I think Mr Hardtodger he’s got what he came for; he squeezes one out just as all the insults come in, the dirty little wanker.
LabourList: WHERE LABOUR MINDED PEOPLE COME TOGETHER
Proof what wa nkers they are?
Like the rest of the money grasping two faced liberty hating fascist whores in power CH still doesn’t get it.
I don’t care what colour rosette they where, when they lie (it’s my main gaff honest guv) they should be sacked. If they are found to have misappropriated public funds such as signing for things that are wholly for the purpose of parliamentary business (porn??) then they should be in court.
and jealous of their popularity? this has to be a wind-up? i think the irony meter went off the scale.
If they’re so popular GIVE US AN ELECTION NOW.
in short. fuck off.
Everyone knows an election at the moment, with the country in the midst of a global financian downturn, would cause chaos.
Do you want chaos for this country?
Also the BNP might benefit from the current irrational climate. Do you want the BNP to get elected?
Moron. Troll.
Didn’t America manage to have an election in the middle of an economic meltdown.
Yeah the moron Gordon Brown and all those hypocritical socialist trough pigs are doing such a good job, we wouldn’t want to spoil it would we?
Hahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Everyone knows an election at the moment, with the country in the midst of a global financian downturn, would cause chaos.
Do you want chaos for this country?
Also the BN_P might benefit from the current irrational climate. Do you want the BN_P to get elected?
Moron. Troll.
India, USA, Iceland have had an election. European Parliament are having one.
But, after 12 years of Labour the governance of the country is so defective that Britain would be uniquely afflicted by chaos, is that what you mean?
Or, perhaps we should have ‘harmonious’ rule like they have in PR of China and Myanmar?
To claim that an election would bring chaos is yet another indicator of the despicable, un-democratic nature of the Labour regime.
So then Charles based on your above comment would you seriously suggest that ‘if’ we are still in recession and still in the midst of a ‘global financial downturn’ in April next year that Gordon Brown should go and see the monarch and say that he’s cancelling the general election indefinitely????
Also if you’re seriously suggesting that Labour’s greed (and as has been pointed out 16 of the top 20 claimants are Labour MPs!) is going to suddenly ensure that the BN_P become the majority voice in local council chambers and in he EU then you’re seriously off your rocker!!! The British people have mroe brains than you give them credit for…
Fcukwit!
The Civil Service have been preparing for an incoming Conservative government for at least 12 months that I know of and they will ensure that the transition from Labour to Conservative is handled efficently.
The only ‘chaos’ that a general election will bring is from all those troughing MPs (No matter what their political allegiance!) who strugle to get the last batch of expenses in, to lobby for gongs or to sort out cushy little jobs for themselves before polling day!!!
Unbelievable. Now more than ever we need a general election to finally end the 12 years of Labour economic mismanagement and to prevent McTwat from getting us into yet more debt.
You really are completely misguided if, as looks to be the case, you have bought Snotty’s “election would be chaos” line hook, line and sinker!
didnt cause “chaos” in the you ess of aye,
or in india…who cares about the b and p….in i “democracy” dont their views deserved to be heard ?????….you might not agree with their views…but we need to question them non the less…but the chances of the b and p getting elected..is a bit of a joke
labours idea of “democracy” id a fucking one party state
Even the Bleary eyed ginger midget understands the role of nulab through its failures in promoting the extremist vote.
Saddam used to use that excuse. I wish Brown the same fate
Labour – ruining Britain since 1929… and still at it.
Charles dickwad said ‘Everyone knows an election at the moment, with…… etc yah dy da etc’…….
I hate it when Labour scum use the term ‘everyone knows’ when they know its not the case but attempts to shut down any further discussion.
Do us all a favour dickwad just fuck off.
Piss off Hardwank
The election is coming and you and your ZaNu buddies are OUT.
Socialism must die if there is to be any future for the human race.
Yeah but we wouldn’t be in this financial mess were it not for your friend Gorgon. So think on!
As for chaos, if it gets rid of this shower of thieves, bring it on, like yesterday.
Like the one in the USA, yes? Total chaos, the election caused there, didn’t it?
Up the dose, Charles. It’s not working.
Hardwidge,
Good to hear from you. How’s Rita Chakrabati getting on with the Human Rights legislation? I understand from a post of yours elsewhere that only you truly understand it and had to explain it to her?
Given your eye for detail, please explain why an election would cause chaos ?
If the BNP do make ground it will be because the left have failed their own electorate miserably over the past twelve years. No use blaming the Tories
or throwing in the Tory Trolls line. The truth is clear. The failure is in one place only and it is not coloured blue.
First of all moron- Clinton was impeached.
So get your history correct. Second, your analogy (as inaccurate as it was) is certainly false.
One would be hard pressed to find anyone who could claim that Brown and the Labour party are popular or have met (since Brown took over) with electoral success.
Finally, um actually no- while claiming for moats and duckponds is certainly risible- it is nothing when compared to phantom mortgages, porn, etc.
It will be so amusing when Labour is destroyed to read your comments.
1992 43.2%
1997 40.7%
2001 35.3%
Which is why all our top comedians make jokes about the unfairness of the system that allows a government to be formed when 64.7% of the voters have voted against them.
You know, it might be worth the giggle to see what happens if ZanuLiebore DO actualy get in again, with an even smaller vote…
Civil unrest anybody?
I’d say the UN Peacekeepers might need to be on standby, if they haven’t brought our boys home from their diversion of ‘protecting’ our country from those nasty poppy growers.
Mind you.. that would be just another excuse for McSnot to use, to delay a GE.
Don’t listen to the drooling Hoon Mam.. every second wasted is another few grand in these troughers pockets.
So this is just about ‘relative’ morality then?
Clown.
You can stop laughing yourself silly now. You appear to have overdone it
You still here. I think you will find that 15 of the top 20 troughers are those good old socialists. Getting down with the people, you know. And as for that flipping – is that a cabinet disease?
You right-wing loonies make me laugh myself silly
No Charles, I think you will find your silliness is from within. And you have a very deep well to draw from.
And as Confucius said (that’s Reg Confucius, if you are wondering) “Man travelling with erection who walks sideways through airport doors is going to Bangkok.”
To be honest you got to give the troughers in the Tories a round of applause, they get moats dredged whilst the labourites claim for Tampax and bath plugs. Tories have more style with their fraud.
Anyone here think that she’ll be convicted?
I’d take that as a no.
We can only hope. The fact is, like all of those who work for the State who do not face the music. The people of the country have realised that the rules are only for them not for the instruments of the State. A change is coming lets hope it ain’t to radical. Our political masters only have themselves to blame. You have awakened the sleeping Masses.
Convicted? She won’t even be charged…
46 What happened to the “E” Charles, did it make you look too much like a Tory Toff ;)
Guido…. two entries under number 18.
You’re booked for double representation.
Only MP’s, MEP’s, and MSP’s are allowed to do that.
Oh, forgot, PM’s as well.
And ex-PM’s.
Bang up the thieving lying holier-than-thou bag of spanners. Way to go, Anthony Weaver!
Lest ye forget the obscure parts of UK law
The Home Secretary has the absolute power to take over a private prospecution and stop it where it is not in the public good
Watch and see her do it
Sadly, the tests for taking over a private prosecution relate to “public interest” – and ZanuLabour are incapable of differentiating between party and public interest – on every occasion, they use the public purse to further their tired and discredited shambles of a party – McBride wrote his smearing lies on taxpayers’ money – so, have no doubt that Shit-Bag Brown will order this one discontinued…. In theory this would be challengable by some sort of judicial review proceedings, but it’s all so hypothetical as to be justice denied from the word go. I rather like the irony of pursuing a case under the Human Rights Act tho, and here’s my ten quid to the fighting fund.
The amusing thing is she’ll be subject to double jeopardy after the election.
You’re right, that is funny.
Anyone here know if Cash for honours can be brought up again?
Mr Bliar was well pleased to have abolished double jeopardy was he not?
So which fraud would that be for? The plod aren’t exactly spoilt for choice with this serial fraudster.
If she has to wear a peckham rolex will she be banged up if it is detected in Redditch?
Brown will do a big Scottish poo on it
Possibly the most crassly boring comment posted today.
That is some accolade.
Can I watch?
Another tartan turd to be scooped.
she should be prosecuted, and should have been arrested, or at least questioned under caution by know. She and many others.
but I don’t think she will be, not even when she’s kicked out of her post. Labour think themselves above the law you see…unfortunately the police and courts seems to agree with them. I truly hope I’m wrong…but…
as i say in my blog, all this garbage about reforming the parliamentary system and parliament is an attempt to distract the public from something simple…
we want honest politicians
we want the guilty prosecuted.
it is a shame they wont be :(
She hasn’t broken any rules. What matters is her job performance, not a few minor scandal dreamed up by the Tory-loving MSM.
Have you noticed how it’s mainly the women (Margaret Moran, Jacqui, Hazel Blears) who bear the brunt of public outrage? Why don’t you just admist Britain is still a sexist country?
Jacqui Smith’s job performance, on a scale of 0 to 10 is minus 765
Yes it’s still a sexist country and she should get her tits out. We’ve paid enough, it’s the least she can do.
Ms Michael Martin, Ms Mackay, Ms Steen, Ms McCartney, Lady Viggers, Viscountess Hailsham. Yeah, you’ve got a point, troll.
yes okay.
Yuppers. Get your huge tits out from under that boring burka. Over.
Why don’t you admit that some of these women have been appointed because of positive discrimination rather than because of their ability (although, to be fair, the options left to new Labour have hardly been sparkling).
A meritocracy should be enshrined in our future constitution. Perverted social policy has created positions for these creatins who would have trouble getting positions as lolly pop ladies. No offence meant to the lolly pop ladies.
oh yes she has.
she has misled parliamentary authorities and she has attempted but failed to defraud the Inland Revenue.
not very good at following rules, are you hardwidget.
think you are above the rules, eh.
but if we don’t follow the rules, you know what happens?
FUCKING ANARCHY LIKE THE ANARCHY WE ARE IN NOW YOU C’UNT!
what a sp*stic that c’unt is.
I aggree These C–t’s would be thrown out of a banana republic for being Shit. I mean fancy making a Hoon of yourself for a bath plug. It makes me want to spew. We need the rule of law to be respected by everyone and if you break it do your Jail. Otherwise we are all fucked. No rules No Country Just a fucking Jungle.
Now here’s a funny thing. There I was minding my own business typing away at 15.47 (BST), when I hear the letter box rattle. Up I get, and proceeded in an ordely manner into the hallway. There I observed obvious electioneering bumph on the mat. BNP and Conservative pamphlets together. I opened the front door. looked up and down the street, then I spot a car pulling away. gentleman looked the other way as he passed me. He was wearing a blue tie. no distinguishing facial marks. manhunt instigated.
why is a fact awaiting moderation?
The IPCC have to investigate it before finding you innocent.
Good question! The software seems to allow terms of personal abuse through un-moderated(although in fairness they are sometimes deleted retrospectively) but not actual factual statements e.g. It is Sunny outside my window but I bet it will rain tomorrow
ie Gordon Browns Political Philosophy has bankrupted Britain.
Donno really.
They’re always putting me in detention.
I feel degraded.
LOL. SHAMeron wants us to vote Conservative for change. He says the Conservatives are “progressive”.
Ever heard of oxynmorons Dave?
Most ordinary British people don’t give a damn about the expenses scandal. They are more concerned with the real issues that affect real people – issue like health, education, and the economy. No-one cares about constitutional reform except a few obsessives like Guido and his clique.
The system isn’t broke – so why fix it?
1) The economy has been broken by 12 years of irresponsible New Labour financial deregulation
2) Of course New Labour do not think the system if “broken” They have never stolen as much and have now got away with it.
3) This New Labour Government is the most discredited Goverment in British history
Only the blind like you cannot see that !
2) and 3) are just typical Tory Troll rubbish.
As for 1), who started financial deregulation?
Maggie Thatcher.
Oh Charles, is that your real name, you are awful!!
So what?
Errrmmmmm….
Charles if financial deregulation is so bad why after 12 years in power (and lets be honest you’ve had some fcuking great majorities in parliament to help you get through pretty much ANYTHING you want!) why haven’t you reversed it????
Shut up; stop going on about what is now to the VAST majority of people in this country ‘the distant past’ and focus on (1) the now (2) the future.
1) “Independence” was granted to the Bank of Ebngland by whom – Dirty Tricks Brown ! The BoE thus lost its regulatory role
2) The FSA was established by whom – Dirty Tricks Brown. Its terms of reference were “light regulation”, given by whom ? Dirty Trock Brown
3) The financial crisis started in Britain and the US both competing to deregulate totally irresponsibly. It did not come out of the blue you know. And who was Chancellor and boasting of the UK “financial model” all this time – Dirty Tricks Brown
4) Angela Merkel and others warned Brown of the impending collapse. He refused to listen and drive Britain into bankruptcy.
And he still refuses to take responsibility for the disaster.
It thereof has simply nothing to do with Mrs Thatcher.
You are bankrupt old boy like your Leader.
and if your leader had a shred of honesty (not to speak of honour) he would have resigned when his chief political lieutenant – the scrum McBride was caught putting around poisonous smear.
So he has disgraced no 10 Downing Street as well..
The great helmsperson has been the club treasurer for the past 11 years Charlie. Sorry that just doesn’t wash.
How do you work that out Charles?
Around the world they have been laughing at our parliament becuase of dry drot, porn and bathplugs.
Two Lords (Both New Labour) have been suspended from the HOL. First time in several hundred years.
The Speaker (New labour) has been thrown out, also the first time in several hundred years.
Thanks to New Labour, Britain is a laughing stock, and no, I’m not a tory.
I think you will find it was Roy Jenkins..a Labour Minister
I agree.
Political allegiances aside, can anyone honestly say that this country is a better place than it was 10 years ago?
Record debt (OK, not solely the govt’s fault, but they KNEW it was coming)
Invasion of civil liberties – CCTV everywhere, DNA databases holding records of the innocent, ID cards, data lost all over the place
Record levels of violent crime
A society which assumes “entitlement” rather than earning it.
I’m sorry to MB & Charles, but Labour blew it big style.
You are an ignorant bum as well
1) It was New Labour that granted independence of the Bank of England and took away their regulatory role
2) and established the FSA whose terms of reference (“light regulation”) were fixed by New Labour (in fact Gordon Dirty Tricks Brown himself !)
4) Brown used to go around the world praising the regulatory he had put in place which is now in ruins…having bankrupted the country
5) Many people, including Angela Merkel the German Chancellor warned Brown of the coming catastrophe and with his usual arrogance/blindess he simply ignored her.
The whole regulatory structre was changed by New Labour and they claimed ccredit for it…until the banking sector in Brita
Britain collapsed
SO try and show a minimum of honesty
It is New Labour financial policies which wrecked Britain
Simply nothing to do with Mrs Thatcher which is just cheap smearing worthy of your ex-chief smearer McBride !!
I’m no Ex, mate, believe me.
I’m still here. And you lot are still paying for me.
Think not – then go ask your MP for confirmation ?
Oxynmoron– n. illiterate poster.
Moley – n. Troll.
Hardwidge -n. Malfunctioning automated post-generating programme based in Labour party HQ.
Hardwidge, you are an utter cυnt……and a creepy little shit.
PoxyMoran – Thieving cow
Charles ,Charley my computer is still broken you computer professional you, I thought you would fix it for me, Charley read and digest the comments on the other threads before you open you big computer professional gob.
Ever learned how to spell “oxymorons”? Get real, you are so far into denial that you can probably see your own tonsils from up there…….
Yeah, that’s why Labour are ahead in the polls.
Well, the yet to be counted postal votes anyway.
I think Augeas may be right – Charles is actually just a piece of software dreamed up by some labour geek – all it is programmed to do is string random socialist cliches together with perhaps a cursory check of the grammar and then spits them out in response to certain keywords on various blogs. Being a computer it explains the total lack of intelligent comment and rational thought – it is only following its programming which, being digital, is incapable of understanding subtleties. The frequent spelling mistakes are a bit puzzling but I suppose if the geek was educated in a comprehensive it’s what you would expect.
There must be some way we can ‘test’ it to prove this hypothesis ? Or make it crash. Any ideas ?
ahhhh i figured it out…its half term,
“most ordinary Britsh people dont give a damn about the expenses scandal” Ooooo yes?
After the elections on june 4th I am going to remember your stupid comment and remind you about it every time I see a post from you because WHEN the ordinary voter punishes the thieving,lying,cheating newliebour bastards at the next election you are going to look very stupid indeed!
Your newlabour friends are going to come somewhere in the region of FIFTH or even SIXTH and get less seats in the eurotrash toy parliament than a certain Britsh patriotic party, ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Charles, old boy, nobody believes in you. You’re not for real pal.
Exactly, he is laughing his breeks off at you all for rising to it. Ignore him.
You are the moron, Charlie Hardwick.
and Alan Johnson. looking for a pact with the Lib Dems are we?
I would love something approaching justice to be served. It’ll get booted back to the Met who’ll do fuck all as she’ll let them have more tasers/cctv/street shakedowns/kill more protesters with impunity.
Well said Spider. I am pleased someone is getting back to the real story. The punch and Judy show. i.e. Labour Tory War is just a distraction. The real issues aren’t party politics they don’t run Fuck all any way. Does any one really believe these party twats really run the country.
I hope some of those luvvie Civil Rights lawyers and QCs paid £1 million per annum will help with these citiens complaintsIt’s about time they showed some interest in helping the British people who pay them so exorbitantly through “legal aid” etcOr is the legal profession tainted now as well ?
Nothing will happen.
Get used to it.
Fivebellies a fucking crook
We have established that she is now onto six bellies but not the picture in the attic.
Those in the area, on the 26th June,should stand outside the court with placards and hold a SILENT and dignified demonstration.
The placards should simply say ONE LAW FOR ALL! THE PEOPLE DEMAND JUSTICE!
Silent and dignified.
Do you realise planning a demonstration without warning the Police is illegal.
Go ahead, turn up and protest and get arrested. Make my day!
quite Charles – so much for freedom eh?
Yes quite true. In the current stasi environment: merely thinking about dissent is not to be tollerated.
I believe things could become very messy.
I think the comment 123 from dickwad is so sinister to be positively scary.
Dickwad read it again and think what you just wrote. This is what 12 years of Labour rule have done. I hope you and your party are satisfied. Make the most of it your time is up.
Another New Labour civil liberties triumph! Well done, Jacqui, kettle them until they realise the error of their ways.
Fuck off nut job.
Charley now who was it that brought this law out stopping the public from having a demostration peaceful or otherwise outside there own Houses of Parliament,why our beloved T.Bliar and your beloved Liebour party ,power to the people but not with Liebour in charge eh Charley.
William Whitelaw banned all demonstrations anywhere.
Has anybody ever seen Hardwidge and Master Baiter in the same room?
And did it have any windows?
MB – how can you compare the current bunch to someone in power so long ago?
You muppet!
Shall we talk about 90 odd percent tax rates and the IMF if we’re on a history lesson?
Willy Whitelaw was Home Secratary I think around 1983,and we have had a guy who has sitting in a tent outside the HOC that Blair and your beloved Liebour goons have tried to get rid of before and after Bliar blocked the people of this country from demonstrating around the HOC.
@145 MB
That’s an outright lie – the 1980s featured an endless series of demonstrations for a variety of causes. You clearly weren’t an adult or involved in politics then.
Labour under Blair and Brown has done more to prohibit peaceful assembly and protest than any government since the start of the 20th C.
charlie .please go to the end of brighton pier.and toss yourself off!!!!!!
Where did you get that load of bollocks Hardwidge? NuLab law isn’t real law you know – it’s just the ravings of deviants and inadequates. Shove it up your flue.
I turned up at the HoC on Saturday, dressed as a terrorist and let off gunpowder. It was on the BBC TV news
The Police didn’t dare touch me.
You don’t need permission. Just do it
Old Holborn is a Star. We only need a few hundred thousand like you mate
Good for you fella!
You spoke for the whole country. Carry on Sir!
http://www.london-student.net/2009/05/26/hope-not-hate-misses-the-point/
Mr Timney, Mr Timney, roleplay time !
Pick a fold from a choice of 1 to 5.
Free Fivebellies Now!
There were six men in Birmingham,
in Guilford there were four…
in Redditch there were Fivebellies, all guilty, ignored by the law.
Prisoner in the Dock. Jacqui ‘Five Bellies’ Schmidt aka the ‘Fat Lodger’, I sentence you to be taken hence to a place of execution and hung, drawn and quartered.
May you burn in Hell.
And all four “one and a quarter bellies” to be despatched to the 4 corners of the land.
I wish to register my objection to the above sentence in the strongest possible terms.
The word is ‘hanged’.
The word is hanged if it is to death, which would render the drawing and quartering superfluous. Thus, hung.
Anon below… nope. ‘Hanged’ refers to suspension by the neck, whether to death, or unconsciousness in preparation for further… activity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanged,_drawn_and_quartered (note that there is a page for hung,_drawn_and_quartered, which redirects to the above)
Does Julie have a special relationship with David? Why hasn’t she been sacked? It just doesn’t stop with her. She belongs in JAIL!
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23699189-details/Family+affair:+Kirkbride+in+battle+over+sibling+staff/article.do
Tory MP Julie Kirkbride employs her sister as a £12,000-a-year secretary despite her living more than 100 miles from her Commons and constituency offices.
Agree she has a question to answer, but regards her sister? 12K for a secretary? Don’t think there’s any dirt there.
Claiming stuff for her brother and twith her hubby, yes.
Anyway, back to the topic, Jacqui….
Doesn’t she pay £40K a year to her husband?
12K part-time, living +100 miles away… Sure, her sis “works” for her.
Siegfried, I work for a company and live 150 miles away and they pay me more than £12k. It is possible!
However, for Julie I think it is a bit of a….. how shall I put it, Fiddle?
And just for Charlie and political balance, Jacqui has her main residence in London but she employs her husband in Redditch which is more than a hundred miles away. He is on £40k per annum.
Is Naomi Dent a secretary or a nanny?
Is Ian Kirkbride a secretary, a brother, a nanny, or a housekeeper?
Where does Mrs Hain, super pensioner live?
MORE PROSECUTIONS NEEDED!
JULIE KIRKBRIDE SAYS “LETS KEEP IT IN TH FAMILY”
What the hell is Cameron messsing about at?
This case is far worse than Jacqui Smith. Brother Ian lives free and enjoys quality shopping. He is also paid 40K per year, the same as Jacqui`s husband.
Bow we hear, KIRKBRIDE PAYS HER SISTER KAREN FROM DORSET £12,000 PER ANNUM FOR FICTITIOUS SECRETARIAL WORK.
How many “secretaries does Kirkbride need – Dani, Karen K, Karen D, Rita D,
Ian K, and of course elderly mummy Barbara from Cirencester. It must be a massive operation in Bromsgrove!
“LETS KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY”
Estimated Kirkbride cost to taxpayer over 12 years? No dirst in payments to sister, how naieve can you get. This is the biggest Tory fraud ever.
CALL IN THE POLICE NOW. PROSECUTE KIRKBRIDE.
British justice is being made a mockery of.
Tip Off For Interested Parties:
Mother Barbara on expenses for filling envelopes.
How much of our money does the Dent family receive?
Kirkbride troll again – you really ought to be more subtle if you want to take Guido’s readers in.
Why don’t you post on Paul Waugh’s site if this is legit so he can expose it?
Oh and get a spell checker.
I’m no fan of Kirkbride’s, but this is no time for cheap party point scoring as they are all at it.
Agreed, it is massive fraud. I think MacKay made a deal with Cameron: “OK, I go, but Julie stays”. And Cameron said: “OK”.
Sure. Cameron needs to be careful, it will backfire.
Plato, you missed my message to you yesterday. You have got it wrong. I am a Tory. Everything I have said has come to pass. How many Labour supporters knew what Kirkbride`s sister Karen was up to in Dorset. Just look at the facts. This nasty fraudster is of no benefit to the tories.
My dear Plato you are confusing the many anonymoussss. I do not have a spell check and I apologise if you are confused. It is not party political point scoring. Just look at what is happening in Bromsgrove. What on earth is Cameron playing at, how can he possibly continue with this apalling woman? This fraud with its many dimensions and with the husband co-conspirator is bigger than any other in this present crisis, and is getting bigger by the day. I too am a Tory.
while only spending 88p on bathplugs, damn cheapskate
Julie`s were 97p and claimed for twice.
If in the cause of Justice you want something done, STICK WITH THE FACTS
These are the facts.
In this day and age of modern communications the distance between Dorset and Bromsgrove is hardly great is it. Heard of international communications via PC or telephone?
Think about it. Networking now is not having 5 PC connected in the same building. It could be 100s connected all around the world. The Dorset/Bromsgrove connection is a red herring.
That might be true, but the law says otherwise. Thus, the arrangement is illegal.
It is not true, Siegfried, in this context. Nevertheless it is, as you say, illegal. Why is Kirkbride not being prosecuted. the conspiracy with her husband establishes `intent`. It is a blatant and serious case of fraud.
Ian Kirkbride`s dedication to Horatio, company director age 9, knows no bounds. You can babysit and discuss with your fellow director from 112 miles away, so thats OK then. Sister Karen only lives in Dorset so it must be above board. Why can`t she be interviwed so we can hear her side of the story. Karen and Ian should both be available for comment.
Julie? Karen? Ian? I say! these names sound a touch working class, don’t you know. Are you sure they are Conservatives?
They are working class and for Julie easier to control and bribe with payments. I would not go so far as to say they were Conservative.
Poor little bastard – imagine being called Horatio.
Its all shallow attention-seeking. Poor little Horatio is just a political prop.
It was OK for Nekson and its not working class.
That is why she called him Horatio so she could leave the working-class `sad losers` behind. I think the `sad losers` might be catching up with her.
There are more ways to screw the taxpayer, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy…
MPs off-loading second homes big time – hahahahha
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23698532-details/London+MPs+in+stampede+to+offload+their+second+homes/article.do
I dread to think what will happen to house prices when Margaret Moran starts disposing of her housing portfolio.
Your Jacqboots insurance policy:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
You can all do something about it.
You’re having a laugh. Since when has ANY e-petition elicted a response other than ‘This matter is not for No. 10 to decide.’, or ‘Our computer says no.’?
It’s a useless piece of shite, that just collects names and addresses of plebs that ‘might need keeping an eye on’.
OH is right.. only people on the street will be taken seriously.
Guido
You dont’ like Gordon Brown being described as Dirty Tricks Brown ??
I am surprised
You have denounced his dirty tricks for years…
And we have mountains of proof of them…
Can Fraud be heard in Magistrates court? (at comment 37)
Would depend on exactly offence what is charged.
If the Magistrates COULD hear the case but decided that their sentencing powers would be insufficent if the case were proved, they would commit the case to the Crown Court for trial.
In any event EVERY criminal case STARTS in a Magistrates’ Court up to and including murder. Even though that Court does not do a lot in what are called “indictable-only” cases which are sent directly to the Crown Court but the Magistrates do have to consider whether to grant bail.
If this is a hearing on an application for a Private Prosecution, then that application will be in a Magistrates’ Court.
Thank you
Nitpicker
magistrates have the power to be “examining Magistrates” That means that they can examine the evidence and make a judgement if there is a case for a jury to decide.
So if there is a chance of a conviction from the evidence presented to them they can refer any case whether a Police / CPS case or private prosecution to the Crown Court for trial. However, the CPS also have the power to take any private prosecution over and “discontinue” it on the grounds of Public Interest. Thus the political nature of the whole Criminal Legal System.
In the old days when we had an Independent and dependable police service…ALL charges went to court the next day after arrest. More often than not a guilty plea was heard that day and the case dealt with. Serious matters ie Indictable only offences eg Robbery / Murder would get a Police Solicitor overseeing the case. No case went unexamined and ALL cases were heard in a public forum OPENLY… not like now where unaccountable decisions are made on paperwork.
As an example look at ANY of the documentaries about the police. You see the arrest and then the narrator will give some crap result more often than not the person has been let off with a caution or some other crap resiult…. we need a return to the days when Policemen took their cases to court the next day and INSTANT justice is seen to be done.
May 1981
The Secretary of State for the Home Department (Mr. William Whitelaw) The object of policy in relation to marches is to strike the right balance between the freedom to demonstrate peacefully under the law and the need to minimise the risk of public disorder. The damage that certain marches may do to community relations is being considered as part of my review of public order legislation.
Mr. Winnick Is the Home Secretary aware that a clear distinction needs to be made between marches and demonstrations aimed at inciting and provoking race hatred and other types of acceptable demonstrations, marches and carnivals, political or non-political? Is he aware that it is an affront to the traditional liberties of the British people that a blanket ban on marches and demonstrations should have been imposed in the last few months?
MB
you do realise it’s after 5.30 !
Normally you’ve pissed off by now – did some of your MPs get their expenses paid so you can claim overtime ?
You should call yourself Mr Cut’nPaste, you twerp.
191
Nah, Pastey C.unt more likely. It’s the solitary wanking wot does it!
Poor David Winnick, one of the few honest people in Parliament, being stuck in a party with these thieving incompetent illerable arses. You couldn’t get a cigarette paper between Whitelaw then and Jacqui Smith now – similar build as well, now I think of it.
Illerable? Sorry, Illiberal.
In case anyone would like to read Whitelaw’s remarks in context, the relevant Hansard entry is here.
It’s not as bleak as MB paints it (no surprise there!) – Whitelaw had imposed a blanket ban on marches following NF-ANL clashes in Lewisham, and specifically exempted both TUC and unemployment protest marches from the ban, as you will see if you read more than MBs selective quote.
MB was probably still a mote in his father’s eye at the time, but I remember 1981 well, and old Willie was doing his best to stop the NF and the ANL causing their customary havoc.
I’m Old Labour to the core, but WW was a bloody good Home Secretary and a very fair man, even if he was the grandest of grandees.
Thnat is great to read Sir
I have written here about Old Labour…which I fundamentally disagreed with but knew well and respected for their honesty…like Herbert Morrisson
I would never have treated Old Labour as liars and thieves as New labour clearly are……
You must be sad also
Respectfully
Agree.
Old Lab were people of principle – sadly all they can produce now is career politicians.
Interesting that Hilary Benn seems to have less troughing tendencies than the others.
A bit more principled perhaps?
(Not that I think he’s any good at his job)
Oh come now- New Labour have principles too. They are driven by the principle that untrammelled power and unearned wealth are their birthright. They believe in the supremacy of mediocrity and so despise learning and craftsmanship. They abhor patriotism and physical courage while admiring treachery and complacency.
Their principles are emetic, but they are principles nonetheless.
OT
Windies 189-6. Enjoyment of the cricket has just been interrupted by an aggressive Environment Agencies ad threatening fines for people who fish without a license. I don’t give a shit about fishing. More oppressive, irrelevant crap and a total waste of public money. Hardwidge you must be so proud.
I was outraged by this too. How much is the taxpayer paying for televiusion advertising to reimnd people that they need a license for angling?
Goverment advertising is all that is keeping the commercial TV companies going now the car market has imploded.
Notice how it always increases before any form of election?
How much does a typical nannying government add cost? I particularly hate the one where the number 3 appears on various alcoholic beverages. Wonder how many MPs stick to less than 3 units a night in the subsidised HOC bars?
They do f*ck all else all day so maybe they are there all day.
Ladies and Gentlemen
I would like to apologise for the idiocy of my son – he is atypical of our Conservative voting family.
If Smith gets it so do I.
Prosecute me, prosecute me.
I’d certainly give it to you. No problem.
If all of this was “within the rules”, then surely the people who wrote the rules need the piano wire treatment also??
re: jackboots, the champers is on ice. I wont hold my breath though…
They wrote the rules.
I am not Sparticus.
Bang her up, prisoner cell block h style.Then sneak in a camera,make a porn flik & hubby can watch the action.He can claim the expense this time
Darling & Brown to be next over the fraud that is PFI
Excuse me can I ask is CH just a complete nutter or a friend of Dolly or both I think we should be told
He certainly chooses a pretty unique way of humiliating himself in public, don’t you think ?
So probably a nutter.
I’m leaving this site for good now. Back the Labourlist where rational debate isn’t choked by Trolls.
I couldn’t give a rats ass for what 99% of politicians, the media, or keyboard warriors on the internet have to say. It’s, mostly, total crap. Oh, the sincerity. Oh, the caring. Oh, the wealth generation. Fu-kin nonsense.
I’d weigh my bullshit against the sensible cool guys any day cuz you’ve all wound up in jobs you’re no good at and surrounded by people you hate. C’mon, who can say in here they’re doing what they wanted to do when they grew up, or the person at the next desk is someone who’ll give a shit if you landed on your ass.
The worrying thing is I’m probably the most sober guy posting on here. But, hey. You be cutting edge, agile, balls to the wall, ahead of the curve, positioned, hooked in, tuned out, wired up, dressed down, statistically mean, financially lean, white heat, red hot, cut down, made up. Cuz, that’s livin’, right?
You silly cυnt.
Eh?
Goodbye Charles. Have a nice life.
Bloody weird.
Get me some of those substances.
Charles,Charley how youv’e changed your niceness to foulness you troll you,what name are you going to come back here as Charley,shame your not the real Charles as he was great for the slaphead on the BBC blog,you were crap and always will be a crap troll,going to do some blackops elswhere now using your name and the Labourlist url in your profile,you sad sad git.
Try North Korea – more your style of debate
“I’m leaving this site for good now.”
Oh well, that only leaves about another 92 nutters to fuck off then.
have you counted yourself?
Bye. Don’t feel the need to come back, will you?
Great
Do take your incoherence somewhere else please !
We like talking about reality here…
i wanted to be an artist when i was a kid………errr…im an artist, so i can say im doing what i wanted to do as a kid
so fcuk the fcuketty off
What do you use for a mouth when King Kong wants his arsehole back?
**Applause**
Cut and paste to the end…
Charlie first posted these comments on http://www.labourlist.org/cameron_obama_conservatives_republicans on 2 April…
“C’mon, who can say in here they’re doing what they wanted to do when they grew up, or the person at the next desk is someone who’ll give a shit if you landed on your ass.”
Clit Rani FELON
Thats nice dear. You sound a little overwrought. Have a nice sit down and a cup of tea. Leave those rough boys alone.
Why tell us, you f*cking drama queen. Don’t go mad, just go.
Charlie, before you go would you please give us the precis of your CV again, we all enjoyed that prelude to your postings soooooo much.
That was very poignant.
Now on yer bike.
Dickwad
don’t let the door slap you on the arse on your way out
cheer up charlie,
have you been smoking pot?
we were only joking you tit.
just turn down the arsehole dial man.
it is one thing baiting tories and it is quite another grabbing hold of them and bashing their brains out.
first lesson free.
Oh Charles, how sad.
Please don’t go, I’m still waiting for the academic or industry citations concerning ‘graphics fidelity’.
Fuck off Hoon
Can we go along to watch?
Does anyone know the true identity of Charles Hardwidge? I think it is Kevin Maguire or Stephen Pound or Dawn Butler.Whichever,he is obviously suffering from a lifetime of brainwashing and is probably as insane as Gordon Brown.Can we do something to help him apart from getting him sectioned?
Sectioned.
It’s for the best, bless him.
‘Charles’ is a computer or more acurately a piece of software. Here’s my reasoning which I posted earlier.
I think Augeas may be right – Charles is actually just a piece of software dreamed up by some labour geek – all it is programmed to do is string random socialist cliches together with perhaps a cursory check of the grammar and then spits them out in response to certain keywords on various blogs. Being a computer it explains the total lack of intelligent comment and rational thought – it is only following its programming which, being digital, is incapable of understanding subtleties. The frequent spelling mistakes are a bit puzzling but I suppose if the geek was educated in a comprehensive it’s what you would expect.
There must be some way we can ‘test’ it to prove this hypothesis ? Or make it crash. Any ideas ?
Got it !!
If he is a person and he has ‘left’ we’ll hear no more. If I’m right then the software will bite and the fun will continue……………………………
You’ll also have noticed that ‘its’ default response when the fairly basic software can’t cope is just to write ‘troll’
Yes its a common fault in the commadore 64 caused by an unrecognised syntax error.
:lol:
Perhaps we can play Pong instead?
They are duty trolls monitoring and posting on a roster. They are probably being paid by the taxpayer to spout New Labour shite.
Some people have no shame. If I were a Labour supporter I’d be keeping very quiet about it in the run up to liberation. The people are going to shave their heads and paint swastikas on their foreheads when the regime finally topples and the nazi bullies have no power over us anymore.
The spelling errors are part of a ‘humanising sub-routine’.
CH fails the Turin Test… ever notice he never responds to anyone, just spews out whatever the Droid in Chief said last week? He’ll be in meltdown and singing ‘Daisy’ after the Euros.
Are you sure he’s not a Tory just stirring us up to vote Tory? That’s my theory and it’s certainly worked for me!
He’s a very naughty boy. He should be out delivering leaflets. There are people at the trough who want to stay there. They depend on people like Charles to help them. Off you go now Charles. Probably best not to knock on any doors though. Just deliver the leaflets.
Charles is actually a little man in a quiet suburb who prefers to argue with people who don’t already agree with him, rather than shoring up the prejudices of the similar-minded.
Pound would be more jokey and self deprecating. Avuncular in a patronising sort of way.
Could be Maguire on a bad day? Or on a good day, even.
Could this be Charles?
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/05/spawned-by-damian-mcbride-no-doubt.html
David Boothroyd could be Master Baiter – Hardwidge comes across as older than that, and MB has a Cameron fetish.
Also, judging by the picture, I don’t think I let the guy babysit my kids…
Drooly Draper?
Wintertons for the lamposts.
Gordon Brown’s next reshuffle will herald a return to fortune for the cleverest PM since Gladstone (GB’s IQ=150).
The Prime Minister spent many years in the treasury in the same way Steve Jobs did with Next Computer, and bringing in his new team will reflect the reverse takeover by Jobs when he returned to Apple.
As Steve Jobs faced a declining market for the Apple Macintosh and Apple’s own next generation Operating System, Rhapsody, was stuck in development hell, so the Prime Minister’s vision and bringing in the best of the best are set to create the OS X of government policy. How can the Tories Windows and Liberal’s Linux compete? Answer: they can’t. You have cool, or you don’t.
Obscured by the cordite and noise of battle, Prime Minister Brown’s take-off had all the appearance of a lumbering Wellington bomber but as it looms closer is emerging as a svelte Spitfire. The recent well received policies are like wheels lifting from the ground. Appointments, the trimming of flaps. Media welcome, the pull of joystick and roar of Merlin engine.
All hail Blessed Leader!
em Charles you haven’t left yet
Jonah will turn it into a crab apple in 10 seconds flat.
I thought his score was supposed to be 180, but I suppose he lost 30 points by throwing those double bullshit shots.
Whatever…..
A high IQ does not necessarily equal common sense, interpersonal skills and practical ability. I think our leader is a bit lacking in those. I was, however, pleased to read in your last paragraph that he’s gone on a diet. Perhaps he could also wash his hair this week!
One thing at a time only, please. He can’t multitask.
He can always set up an enquiry to consider when and where to wash his hair – and suggestions as to when it will report back.
For someone with an IQ supposedly comparable to myself, has he ever said anything, anytime that was remotely intellectual or of insight.
Anything at all ?
It’s all spin. He’s a daftie.
Charles – you are really are a prat… Why must people confine themselves to single parties no matter how tired and pointless they have become.
Why don’t you piss off and let us free-thinking individuals discuss the topics of the day without the need to praise a particular party. The fact of the matter is that the system is broken and all parties have contributed to its current state.
It just so happens that the biggest contributor to the mess is the governing party, live with it, get over it and fuck off
“Why must people confine themselves to single parties no matter how tired and pointless they have become.”
And yet you’re all going to vote Tory.
Oh the irony.
I’m not voting tory, I’m voting Jury Team, though Call Me Dave has been busy filching their policies this last few days.
There’s a PR job begging for this chap in Pyonyang.
“One thing at a time only, please. He can’t multitask.”
Just like OS9 which was released under Steve Jobs and remember that OS X, which took Apple into the twentieth century, was released in the 21st century 5 years after the return of Jobs.
FFS You are not meant to take CH seriously. He is pulling your collective pissers.
He is pissing himselves over your earnest responses.
Nice one Chas.
I thought the name said it all.
I thought you said you were going Charlie?
I say this from my heart Charlie. You have a problem.
Charlie please don’t come on an metaphor about Linux, OS X.
At first you were mildly amusing, now you are just boring.
Methinks it isn’t really him.
His arguements make too much sense.
Ahem, are you mental?
Mac’s are just a fashion statement..plus Microsoft owns 25% of the co anyway.
I prefer to have my PCs built for me as it helps small local businesses to keep going……
http://successfulsoftware.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/macosx_market_share_2007_2008.png?w=350&h=235
There is not a graph to show that they have 100% of the smug, self satified, self considered elite.
The Mail has a lovely way of putting this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187671/Tories-oust-Julie-Kirkbride-revealed-claimed-12-000-employ-SISTER.html
“Tory MP Julie Kirkbride was ordered to face a public political execution tonight ….”
Do they allow camcorders?
*gets knitting*
Bringing my stool and crochet
I`m not listening to that silly bitch anymore.
David Cameron said…
“… so many people increasingly feel that the state is their enemy not their ally.”
Wrong. Many people KNOW the state is their enemy.
I hope she will be paying for her own defence
Is your MP a Rorter? Find out with the That’s New Afternoon update
Looks like Jacqui could be…
Any public sightings of the lesser spotted Brown Cabinet birds turdus profilgatus, turdus maximus?
While not much seems to be occuring may i point out that after the banks and the government have had their go at destroying this country it would seem that those fine upstanding futures traders are fcuking up on the side. Petrol £1:00 plus a litre when there is in fact a surplus and oil not quite as expensive as was.
Two things – Make future tradin illegal on essential commodities and lets have a fcking revolotion, how much have we got left to fight for?
So fucking what?
You are a charalton
Our MP (that ginge minge bint called Hazel) should also be done for fraud. She even tried to quickly pay the money back ie admitting her guilt.
Fire crotch, volcano pubes are good ones to use to tease the Ginger Mingers.
Can anyone confirm if she has actually paid the money back or did she just wave a cheque at a photocall?
owed nothing is paid is nothing
You’re on form tonight.
Hazel Blears is just another person who would have had permanent residency in a lunatic asylum had they not been closed down in the 1980s. She’s a complete nutter.
So much for care in the community!
Can you just send a cheque to HMRC saying:
” I didn’t pay Capital Gains on the sale of my investment property (whatever date) because I thought I could evade it. But now that I realise you have just found out what I’ve done , I realise I was wrong, and I enclose a cheque for the amount that should have been paid.” ??
I wonder how HMRC would respond to me if I did that?
I think i’m ill i actually have a fetish about banging Jacqui ‘bored housewife’ Smith.
Bestiality fetish?
WELL I SUPPOSE ANIMAL FARM WAS MY FAVOURITE BOOK
She has those Scandinavian good looks though.
Oh wait, I meant to say she has the face of a Norse.
I’M BACK, KNEW YOU’D ALL MISS ME
Like a hole in the head!
Never mind, we will aim straighter next time.
Now I’m back
Ah, Sir Charles! How are Lady Harriet and the children, Charisma, Toby and Fifi Trixibelle? Did the polo pony overcome that touch of laminitis?
Just seen a bit of the election broadcast on the party that shall not be named on this blog, they are very wrong they need to go and have a look at all the seafaring memorials and see how many non British names are on them.
Nice point, Lolol. Go to the Merchant Navy memorial at Tower Hill. Amongst the names on the on the tablets is Snowball. He was a West African stoker whose ship was torpedoed by the Nazis. He drowned like the rest of them trying to bring supplies to a blockaded Britain when we stood alone.
CH would miss the point and no doubt give us some sort of lecture about equality, diversity and racism because of the man’s name. Most of us would ignore the posturing and recognise with sadness and gratitude Snowball’s sacrifice.
an interesting fact is the service that lost the most men and women in WW2 was the Mechant Navy.
Ironically the service on the axis side that lost the most in % terms was the U Boat arm
I think the one thing that characterizes all the Labour trolls is that they have no experience of life and are spouting pure theory.
They are not old enough to have defined for themselves their areas of ignorance and believe that they know everything.
Life will teach them otherwise. There are many things in life which have to be experienced before they can be understood, some of them are the finer things like love and joy, on the other hand there are the truly appalling realities of death and violence.
What is frightening about many of the younger posters is that they have absolutely no idea of the reality of life and how it is influenced by political decisions, usually for the worse.
Reality will come as a shock to them.
That’s why immature adults who haven’t worked in the real world or private sectors and students are only lefties ma boi.
mine is made of Blackpool Rock
JULIE KIRKBRIDE`S SISTER KAREN RECEIVES A STIPEND OF £12,000 WHICH AMOUNTS TO £144,000 OVER !2 YEARS.
RITA SAYS, “I WANT MORE”
Yes and she lives more than 10 miles away from Julie !!
And the staff in the Constituency office when asked about her – had never heard of her even though Julie Kirkbride said her role is to handle constituency business!!
Her lies to justify her dishonest behaviour are beginning to sound ever more far-fetched.
When is she going to go??. I don’t know much about betting but 10-1 it’s going to be before the end of the week.
Well of course I meant 100 miles!!! NOT 10
Dont trust the staff in the office they are in her pay. The Dent family control that office on her behalf. Rita Dent is now annoyed that pro-rata sister Karen Kirkbride is paid more than she is. She has only just discovered this and she knows that Karen Kirkbride does no work and that this is a fraudulent hoax. I think Rita`s demands in future will be very great.
It`s a pity we can`t see interviews and comments from:
- Karen Kirkbride
- Ian kirkbride
- Mother Barbara
- Naomi Dent
- Rita Dent
We could then get the full picture and the poor victim Julie will be in the clear. What are the media playing at, we don`t even have pictures of them.
Kirkbride has been ordered to face a public political execution tonight according to The Mail.
Perhaps she’ll be buried in the morning?
Following in the footsteps of her husband ??
She`ll have rigged the meeting. Its organised by the Dent family who are in her (our) pay.
The voters aren’t in her pay Anonymous.
If a rigged constituency meeting allows her to stay in office – come the next GE the Conservatives will lose out big time there .
Dave better be watching this one and remove the whip from her if her constituency won’t sack her.
Dave I hope you’re listening.
I agree with you. I hope he`s listening but I doubt it. If she`s still around the voters will certainly boot this reviled woman out. The longer she stays the worse it is for Cameron.
Some 4,000 have already signed a petition calling for her to go. She’s top headline in The Mail right now. I think that leaves the Dents dented and powerless to prevent the inevitable. For sale: one penthouse in Pimlico, £2m ono.
and still nothing on balls and ballset
Why are their joint travel and office costs so high?? Are they double charging??
Let’s see a break down of precisely what they bought with those costs.
We also need to compare their travel costs (ie air/train) with their road mileage claims.
We certainly do. Such a breakdown is essential to fully expose the scale of this, but Kirkbride will have shredded a lot of the evidence.
Rita Dent does it for her. She needs to be interviewed and that will give the game away. Keep those shredders moving Rita!
So Jacqui’s about to get hauled up in Court to prove that her sister’s boxroom really is her main home whilst her Redditch home housing RichardT and her children is only an occasional bolt hole which nonetheless requires thousands of pounds of taxpayers money to maintain.
Her sister’s neighbours are preparing to appear in court to testify that she rarely spends more than 3 nights of only some weeks at her sister’s house, which suggests that she must be living somewhere else more permanently. Where is this secret bolt hole if not Redditch?
No doubt the police know the truth of this since they are charged with her protection. How many nights did they patrol outside her sister’s home and how many outside her Redditch home ?- the Court should call them also to give evidence.
Question is, of course, can this fraudulent behaviour be proved as such in law?
If Mr Weaver does get a conviction it seems likely that he will open the floodgates and other outraged citizens will follow his lead and take their thieving MP’s to court.
And won’t that show up our Police for the indifferent force that they have become under this government.
All power to your elbow Mr Weaver – I hope you succeed!!
All these private prosecutions put the british Police to shame
Very sad that it has come to this
We should all ask Plod when we next meet him…
So Plod, when are you going to prosecute MPs and Ministers for theft ?
What little credibility the Police had is rapidly disappearing…
Don’t forget the grace and favour pad she gets as Home Sec.
Easy to find out: the cops just have to trace her phone. Piece of cake.
Well said Nell. If the MPs “don’t get” how angry the public are, then this should show them. Fair play to the guy for doing it.
I can’t see him getting anywhere……..unless Jacqui “takes one for the team”.
She’s going anyway, so GB could kick her out in some ridiculous spin.
My concern over why GB is missing is that the economy is more f***ed than everyone thought. Maybe even IMF territory again.
I can’t believe he’s that f*** witted not to be making statements at this time.
We must remember that Gordon is the Howard Hughes of the Labour Party and that they have him well hidden.l
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You need a box for PFI scamming exposed.
LOL , that is funny
Your ministers have failed you, Ma’am: send for better ones.
Daniel Hannan is calling for her to do just that tonight. It might not be constitutionally acceptable for her to do it publicly but I would have thought she could, at their weekly meeting, turn the screw and tell him if he won’t call an early election then she will. That would surely force his hand.
By the way – Where is Gordon? There’s Johnson and Miliband(Ed) calling for major political reform but the PM is nowhere to be seen. Odd.
What’s odd about Brown going missing? :)
McCavity has form, doesn’t he?
Who? Do we actually have a PM at the moment?
It might have been a wind-up, but wasn’t there a report a couple of days ago that Brown was working on a National Plan to address the country’s economic woes? Apparently it is to be unveiled on Friday or thereabouts.
Rather suggests that Prime Minister Baldrick could be trumpeting his Cunning Plan at the same time that the Telegraph unleashes a particularly juicy revelation. Wonder which way the BBC would jump in that event? Answers on a postcard please….
What is Gordon’s National Plan?
Heaven knows, but I’m not holding my breath for incisive and bold leadership. Might be good for a laugh, though. Well it would, if it was’nt so serious.
Does it involve a canoe?
Or a submarine bound for Argentina….
Or the Titanic.
Don’t underestimate how f***ed the economy actually is.
Could have been in talks with IMF?
On his knees I imagine.
Johnson and Bernie Miliband calling for major political reform? I thik that is what McTwat perceives as formulating HIS ideas….
i would delete failed and insert lied to , might have tower of london implications , but it would certainly make the tower a top visitor attraction .
daily list of activities
10am see ed balls undergo the rack
11am see jaqui get to create gruel
12 (top billing) parade gordon around the yard in cart in chains saying hes sorry
1pm see mciahel martin make hand and leg irons for the inamtes
2pm watch alistair recive a lash for each 1000 pounds hes wasted on banks
3pm throw rotten fuit at fred goodwin , get a share of his pension for each above neck hit
It’s flipping dead round here!
The Fees Office should be dead – they are morally bankrupt.
“In an interview on GMTV this morning, Brown said that he was “angry and appalled” by what had been happening at Westminster. “If my father, my parents, thought that these things were going on in the House of Commons, they would be utterly appalled,” he said.”
Who gives a rag eye bollock what Brown’s father would of thought?
He’s still trying to pretend that that moral compass of his is working!
Hmmm but the magnet fell out, so it’s pointing towards H.M.P. Pentonville.
Jim Hacker: “I’m appalled!” Sir Humphrey: “It’s appalling!” Bernard: “We’re all appalled!”
FFS
Brown has known for years all the theft going on in the House of Commons and Government..His Ministers are up to their eye balls in it as well as his MPs..especially Scottish Labour..He has been running or organised crimianl conspiracy to pillage the Exchequer..
He is just a fucking liar, like when he played innocent when BcBride was caught
HE was the one who established the Smear Unit in the Treasury years ago…
Smearing the Blarites originally as they have now stated publicly..before moving on to anyone he does not like…
RESIGN BROWN, YOU LIAR
Brown was given an official report from a Parliamentary Watchdog in the Autumn of 2007 detailing MP’s abuses of the expenses system. He did nothing.
Some Civil Servants in Westminster are saying that he has a personality flaw which prevents him from taking decisions. And that this crisis has left him paralysed like a deer in headlights.
Seems strange that he is so little in the public eye – I am beginning to wonder if he really exists or is some cardboard cut-out that is occasionally wheeled out for public consumption, a bit like Kim Jong Il.
Nell….. you are very well informed……… Is this the letter / report that you meant?
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/cgi-bin/search.pl @ Page 1 Members’ allowances – reporting requirements Standard Note … Appendix 2
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Gordon Brown’s letter to the Speaker
Dear Michael I welcome your announcement yesterday that the Members Estimates
Committee will now look into the whole area of Members’ office staff, expenses and
other allowances. I believe it is essential that we use this opportunity to achieve a
root-and-branch overhaul of the current system and deliver new mechanisms and procedures which can meet the public’s expectation for greater transparency and for propriety. The public need to be reassured that all taxpayers’ money used to support Members in their work both in Parliament and in their constituencies has been properly spent and accounted for – not just in the future but in the past, and not just for Ministers and Shadow Ministers but for all Members. As a result, I have made clear to all Labour MPs that they must be fully transparent in their declarations and must abide, not by April but as soon as possible, with the Committee on Standards and Privileges’ opinion that the employment of family members should be declared. Labour MPs want to cooperate fully with your review, with its findings, and with any further requirements it may make upon them and we will insist that this happens. To deliver the kind of root-and-branch overhaul of the current system we need, I believe your review will need to be a deliberative and orderly process which delivers genuine and lasting reform. I like all Members would not favour a quick fix which would fail to solve the problem in the long term. In particular, I do not believe it will be sufficient simply to require Members to provide more information in the future than they do at present concerning their staff, expenses and allowances. We must also put in place the most robust systems that can advise on, monitor, identify and investigate any abuse of the rules. Secondly, we need to be clear that where there have been serious allegations and reported abuses of the current rules, these will be thoroughly investigated, whatever future system for transparency is agreed. I look forward to working with you on this important work. Yours sincerely GORDON BROWN
Sorry that link does not work….. try searching google for this and look at appendix 2 for the letter
Members’ allowances – reporting requirements Standard Note: SN/PC/04624 Last updated: 2 April 2008 Author: Richard Kelly Parliament and Constitution Centre
Nell, you are correct. A relation works in the Cabinet Office and has told me the following about Brown:
- He’s a control freak who has to make every decision personally (not just in PM’s office, but across the Government.
- He has to analyse every issue in minute detail.
- He will only make decisions at the last minute when put under immense pressure to do so.
There is simply no one he has delegated the management of any of these issues to, either in the Cabinet or Civil Service. This is also why he has become surrounded with such a second rate bunch of Ministers – no one of any talent or self respect would tolerate this (let alone the temper tantrums).
This is why:
- He is personally responsible for the expenses scandal.
- He is personally responsible for the recession.
- He is personally responsible for the lack of a government strategy and legislative programme.
He is a deeply flawed individual who is mentally and psychologically unfit to be a leader of any organisation, let alone PM.
Which of the following would you trust in adverse economic times:
a) Gordon Brown or
b) John Major
Answers on a postcard please…..
Papasmurf 9.04pm – please give me a date on this!?
Only compass Brown ever had came out of a Christmas Cracker and he swallowed it.
I blame the parents
He cannot have really said that. What a strange thing to say. The Prime Minister of Englandshire wondering what his mummy and daddy thinks. Time for the men in white coats I reckon.
His father was probably a raging FIDDLER and over friendly with the choirboys like the catholic priests and it would explain a few of Gordon’s HABITS later on in life such as sitting on rocking chairs licking you not what and taking lonely trips to cape cod.
Gordon’s Mummy & Daddy
Brown’s father would be disgusted to hear about Labour politicians buying property on the cheap from old Labour crooks, then getting the taxpayer to cover the mortgage and all the running costs of the property, have the taxpayer pay to have the property renovated, then said MP hands the property to his wife to keep it out of the clutches of the taxman, then said politician moves into a grace and favour home nominates his Scottish home as his second home and starts ripping off the taxpayer once again.
Yes Brown’s father would find anyone that did that absolutely despicable. It’s just as well Brown doesn’t know anyone who did that.
Lets hang the bitch
I dont care why,
tax evasion
Being fucking ugly
Its all good
ahahahhah
You shame me you hoon.
Your whole career has been based on lies, malice, sodomy and all round twattishness.
Never forget
Mother and I can see into your mind and know what you wank about.
Stick that into your moral compass and Blunkett!
PS
Thanks for the wreath on my grave
Who paid for it?
Jeez, talking and spinning at the same time.
Any public sightings of the lesser spotted Brown Cabinet birds turdus profilgatus, turdus maximus?
From MoneyWeek in March 09
“Gordon Brown, however, has barely a year to go before he has to call a general election. And for Mr Brown to have even a slim chance of being returned to power, two things have to happen. The economy has to recover, obviously. But more importantly, voters have to believe that any recovery is down to actions taken by him.
So he has to be seen to act. If pumping the economy full of counterfeit cash can create the illusion of health before the election (and make no mistake, an illusion is all it will be), he can worry about clearing up the mess afterwards – if he wins. And if it doesn’t work at all, or leads to rampant inflation, well, that’s just more scorched earth for the opposition to contend with when they get into power. Mr Brown has nothing to lose. Shame the rest of us can’t say the same”
http://www.bravomamas.com/auntjudys/niky-auntjudys/fat-mom/
Jesus – put some kind of warning on links like that.
Porn warning.
This looks like a coconut:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5389545/MPs-expenses-John-Greenway-claimed-500-for-plants-and-29p-for-box-of-matches.html
Compare e.g. Hoon, Blears, Darling. The guy actually paid CGT and Stamp Duty himself. What does the DT have against him otherwise?
It would have been a delicious irony if she’d been reported by one of her own little helpers: Jacqui Smith’s Stasi.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/05/spawned-by-damian-mcbride-no-doubt.html
http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=21101
Typical behavior from the Labour party, editing wikipedia in their favour
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5389597/MPs-expenses-Simon-Heffer-to-stand-against-Alan-Haselhurst-if-he-does-not-repay-claims.html
HEFFER TO STAND AGAINST HASELHURST!!!
Marvellous.
All we need now if for Mary Riddell to stand against Jacqui Smith. Oops, sorry she’s in the same party.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/26/wikipedia_westminster_councillor/
Heffalump threatens to turn rancid and stand against Haeelhurst:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5389597/MPs-expenses-Simon-Heffer-to-stand-against-Alan-Haselhurst-if-he-does-not-repay-claims.html
More personal DT scores being settled, methinks…
As Mrs Dale points out, this really is a personal score:
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/05/heffers-election-campaign-stalls-at.html
Haselhurst had promised to repay the £12,000 this morning. Will the DT publish that and issue a retraction?
Incidentally, Guido missed the point of Dale’s post: Heffer has published this evening AFTER Haselhurst’s promise to repay this morning. It looks like a Heffalump error rather than a “quick win”. He’s been wrong footed. Perhaps it will give Nadine a sense of Schadenfreude.
Richard Littlejohn focuses on the biggest crooks in the whole sleaze scandal, including Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown:
“Think about it for a moment. The man responsible for hiking taxes (Darling) is using public money to buy the best advice on how not to pay those very same taxes himself.
He has also lied about where he lives to claim the maximum amount in expenses. Darling flipped his address not just once, but four times. One of the flats in question was passed like a tray of biscuits from Gordon Brown to Darling via a dodgy peer called Moonie, last seen being investigated as part of the cash-for-influence scandal.
While the world and his wife has, quite legitimately, gone chasing two-bob crooks like Andrew MacKay and name-any-one-from-a-couple-of-dozen-others, I’ve tried to keep you focused on the main event.
And that is the wholesale abuse of the expenses system by ministers at the very top, from the Prime Minister downwards. I’ve yet to see Gordon Brown give a convincing explanation of why he found it necessary to claim for two different second homes, while living in the same grace-and-favour flat at public expense for the past 12 years………….”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1187508/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-If-caught-stealing-work-wed-arrested-So-Alistair-Darling.html
This is a mass circulation newspaper opening treating the Chancellor of the Exchequer and other Ministers of being liars and thieves
And no Carter Ruck in sight
New Labour is openly fucked now and all their criminal acts will be brought to the attention of the British People
Dave ought to whisper in his shell-like:
You call an election now or, once in office I will put maximum resources into proving in a court of law that you are the thief and crook the country knows you are. I will relentlessly pursue you.
And when I pin this on you, I’ll then be pushing for reparation and full legal costs which will probably cost you both your entire pension and any assets you (or your wife hold jointly) own.
You have 5 mins to give me your answer and 24 hours to announce it.
Good – now f*ck off.
As one historian to another
I say, Sir, that I like your approach…
And the same treatment for Gorbals
His legal proceedings to cover up Mps expenses…at our cost…
make him pay them back also
Littlecock must have permanent priapism at the thought all those new BN P voters since he is their columnist of choice. Yes, you couldn’t make that up.
Of course Littlecock would never openly support such people *wink* anymore than Norman Tebbit can openly support UKIP *wink*
Odd ? As many people have already pointed out this story is hardly new however amusing and worth looking forward to it is.
Julie Kirkbride’s latest developments are new though.
Time to stick a fork in her. She’s done.
Thank God!
There are three issues that must be addressed in respect of these thieving MP’s.
1) They must be removed from office. 2) They must be made to pay back what they thieved. 3) They must be prosecuted – ( I think it would be quite appropriate to see them doing community service in their constituencies for their crimes).
In respect of constituencies , ie KirkBride, if they think they are going to keep their troughing MP’s in office in order to keep bringing money into family accounts (ie Kirkbride/Mackay/Dent family) , then Dave needs to intervene.
Where people like Jacqui Smith, Watson, Phil (CorbyENorthants) , Moran, Balls, Cooper, Blears, Darling, Hoon,etc– think they are going to hang on to office to “keep them, their siblings and families on the gravy train and never mind the voters” then someone in Labour needs to intervene. If they don’t – the next GE vote will go against them.
It is obvious that Gordon will not act. He has been comatose for weeks now.
I want to know who is in charge of government at the moment . Because he clearly is not!!
That is a good question
But even more worrying
Who is “in charge” of British national finances ?
The Treasury itself is coming out with figures showing an ever widending national deficit…we are talking hundreds oif billions of £ as you know…and no known way to fund it without Zimbabwe inflation..
And no comment from anyone in Government…
And the UK sovereign credit rating dropping…
Are they just frozen by the scale of the disaster they have created ?
I’ve just been down the local and the place is full (not as full as it used to be) of folk fuming about the ‘past’ and shitting themselves about the future. And no, the ecomony ain’t lookin’ any better through these beer goggles.
Old Holborn is a true Patriot.
I agree that was a satire – note the criticism comparing Gordon to a “lumbering Wellington bomber”. That type of thought crime is not to be tolerated.
Plus, seems to know a lot more about IT than CH, and no mention of ‘graphics fidelity’.
Where it is accurate is that Apple OS X has only about 9% market share – and I’m pretty sure this is something that Gordon will be able to bring about for Labour.
Don’t knock graphics fidelity – it’s changed my life.
It’s the Twilight Zone, to be sure. And it’s gonna get worse.
Whilewe are xwaiting for a few more heads to role this evening..
Any news of our old friend Ronnie Cohen ?
Ex-Liberal candidate
Ex private equity champion – with all those tax breaks granted by New Labour for “private equity”…
And current private “financier” of Gordon Brown ?
It seems he may have backed the wrong horse again…
But I suppose with residences in Monte Carlo, Britain and the States, he’s not worried !!
As this sorry tale of greed and theft continues, the gruesome horror of it all is about to be revealed in all its terrible glory, with a consequence no one could reasonably have foreseen, and which would have lasting and possibly irreversible consequences on civilisation as we know it. Esther Rantzen might become an MP.
Or worse… David Van Day.
Jacqui is a bad person.
Adolf x
BBC give a great big plug to Labour’s bogeyman:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kr95w/Party_Election_Broadcasts_for_the_European_Parliament_2009_British_National_Party_26_05_09/
Freedom of Speech we cry……..
The Election broadcast by the party that must not be named is well worth watching.
Its appeal needs to be understood and analysed. Burying heads in sand is not the solution.
It is in many ways a very powerful message, and it would be better if voters saw more of this party in order that they fully understood its nature.
If this Broadcast was my only information about the party that must not be named I would find it very persuasive.
They are a valid polical party whether we like it or not. They deserve, and in fact NEED to be given the same air time as any other political party. I would hope the vast majority of this country will find their broadcast utterly repulsive as I did but they still MUST be allowed to speak. Apart from the ‘who decides whats OK’ aspect – trying to ban them will just lead the sort of idiots who would vote for them to think they are being kept back by ‘the man’ and need more support.
Let them speak and be reviled and vilified as they should and will be.
Rorting junket councils skewered. Are they all at it?
Are they all at it? Enough are to make it appear so…
Trust me. I’m a straight guy.
apparently Jacqui Smiths constituents are looking to gather a petition to get rid of her as an MP.
They could have a look at this one:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
In case you’ve missed this Iain Dale is hot!
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/05/tory-student-leader-says-vote-ukip.html
For crazy Madine to sit on his face ?
His critique of her is scorching!!
Theresa May on Newsnight has just screwed up Camerons news cycle by saying that todays speech by our Dave today was just thoughts,bye bye Dave you have just lost a lot of votes.
To be fair to her, She was so busy trying to stay on the fence over Kirkbride, her brain was fully occupied.
She has a brain wow,one step forward ten steps back,someone needs to keep these media huggies informed.
She should ditch the brain and work on the cleavage! That’ll clinch the sun reader demographic
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/05/tory-student-leader-says-vote-ukip.html
Pathetic infantilised British are publicly humiliated in Crete…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/5385619/British-men-dressed-as-nuns-stand-trial-in-Crete.html
Poor, poor Jacqui! I wonder if she regrets giving up teaching economics to kids?
But it is getting worse for her…
It is getting worse for Jacqui Smith. Damages claim over torture allegations
That’s HOME Economics rather than the real stuff, right ?
“Cooking” it used to be called in my day.
A noble profession that one can progress from through Wummin-only selection lists.
Handy if they need a spud peeler in the kitchens at Styall though. Being a female(?) former Home Sec it will be able to multi-task. Spuds and swill bin administration then.
Oink.
The main newspapers of the day are saying that 10 Downing Street is actively Homo-Erotic to the discomfort of it’s staff . What does this mean??
I think it means it’s a boys club, but a little too friendly?
Anonymous I think you are being too precious.!!!
It means they are not the striking examples of butch hetrosexuality that fill the Shadow Cabinet. Obvious really.
It means the only way in is through the back door.
Working in an environment which is full of homosexuals is a pain in the arse.
It’s even worse. That Shock Jock chappy is suing her, now!
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com
I am not too sure if she will be sacked in June, id say she will be the next Leader of the House or Culture secretary.Smith will definately loose her seat next year.
This smells of Gordon’s idea of revenge for Lizzie having let on that she was pissed orff with him:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1188515/D-Day-snub-Queen-Palace-fury-Sarkozy-refuses-invite-royals-65th-Anniversary–Brown-wont-act.html
Typical NuLab – Jealous because she has a crown & several moats I hear
We have a writer of courage attending instead of real person who was actually involved,Queeny will win she always does.
“We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France”.
Obama and his French Poodle…..
“Brown” – if ever there was a name more appropriate. As for the cheese eaters: next time, and there will be a next time, you can carry on collaborating with the enemy ‘cos we won’t be coming.
Don’t let her get away with it.
Quite!
Marie Antoinette said ‘ Let them eat cake ‘
Her inability to connect with reality caused the French Revolution.
JSmith-Darling-Hoon-Prescott-Balls-Cooper-Gordon-Wintertons-Mackay-Kirkbride-Blears-etc-etc
I hope you hear us!!!!!!!!! Because my knitting needles are ready and Madame Guillotine is waiting.
Time for bed. Good night . God Bless.
Completely off topic (which probably makes me a Troll) but there are many references on the Guido blog to Gordon Brown having trouble with his waterworks department.
Is there any evidence for this? if so I think we should know.
Well, we do know he’s all piss and wind.
dont worry , it had to happen , we are as sick as you , total Hoon party is toxic but on its way out .
Jaquiboots Schmitt is toast sooner or later.
It’s the DT’s Souvenir Edition featuring Mr & Mrs Blinkybollocks that I am waiting for.
The British government is run by a bunch of corrupt, thieving, vote-rigging, homosexuals. You didn’t listen when I told you this three years ago!
Magistrates Court – no jury then, just up to three magistrates. Should be easy to knobble them then.
Magistrates cannot normally order sentences of imprisonment that exceed 6 months (or 12 months for consecutive sentences), or fines exceeding £5000. In cases triable either way (in either the magistrates’ court or the Crown Court) the offender may be committed by the magistrates to the Crown Court for sentencing if a more severe sentence is thought necessary.
So the accordian necked porker might get off with a suspended sentence and a £50 fine, instead of a long custodial sentence if tried by jury.
Magistrates (such as Lady Waad) are very hard to knobble because (a) they are not in it for the money (b) they have no ambitions to be promoted to some well-paid sinecure (c) they are good, public-spirited people.
If the Home Sec is sued in her capacity as an MP, can she claim her legal fees on expenses?
Just wondered.
Jacqui to face more legal challenges….
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3338049.html?menu=
Look move out of my way please I’m trying to find the Prime Minister….
have any of you seen him?
PRIME MINISTER WHERE ARE YOU?!!……………
I hope the bitch gets fucking nailed.
UK MP’s Spanish homes under threat!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6366057.ece#cid=OTC-RSS&attr=797084
YouTube account Julie Kirkbride:
http://www.youtube.com/user/juliekirkbride
She gotta go down mon.
She’s Newcastle “Hoon”ited manager then?
I thought you were getting Canned in Nice?
McBride, Whelan, Campbell: they’re all working for Brown right now.
Damian Dear – you are the ‘”pm’s most closest/back door person ‘ !!
McBride are you lurking in the cellars of No.10 ??
I suspect you are!!
Julie Kirkbride, says her sister, who lives in Dorset, 140 miles from her constituency and nowhere near parliament is a major member of her constituency office (£12,000pa) – even though the other staff in her constitiuency office, today- told the media they did not know of her
Alistair Darling should be arrested………
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1187508/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-If-caught-stealing-work-wed-arrested-So-Alistair-Darling.html
Good stuff from Littlejohn:
“I’ve yet to see Gordon Brown give a convincing explanation of why he found it necessary to claim for two different second homes, while living in the same grace-and-favour flat at public expense for the past 12 years.
Why, for instance, did he spread the cost of a new kitchen over two separate accounting periods, if not to screw every last penny out of the taxpayer?
Why has he put the flat he bought from the Robert Maxwell fire sale in his wife’s name and switched his second home designation to Scotland, if not as part of a ploy to avoid paying Capital Gains Tax?
How dare Brown stand up and condemn others when his own sticky fingers are elbow-deep in the till? “
I calim the ‘Jackass Straw Defence’;
Accountancy ( and decency ) are not my strongest suits.
Brown is a psychopath.
What a state this country must be in. Members of the Cabinet, including the PM, are described in the public print as liars and common thieves and yet there are no writs from Carter Ruck alleging (at least) criminal libel. They dare not, of course. How much longer, dear God, must this country suffer these creatures at the highest levels of Government?
I could not agree more. Littlejohn is the only person in the media – Guido included – who has made anything of Brown’s blatant expenses fiddling.
If Cameron was caught doing half the things Brown did or claiming for half the things Brown claimed for we would never hear the end of it. If Cameron had claimed for Sky Sports it would be up there with moats and duck houses as one of the most infamous claims made by MPs. HIGNFY would have hours of fun ridiculing him. Yet with Brown nothing. Silence.
Why?
gordon brown is a thief and a liar.
tell me something I don’t know for fuck’s sake!
Don’t forget the £8000 of hard earned taxpayers money for cleaning a flat he was not living in (still the cleaner has not appeared).
A I’ve ridden my bike over him
Is Brown bi-polar, he seems to tick too many of the boxes.
I think Carter Ruck should watch its step defending people like Baroness Uddin and threatening the free press with writs at the same time…
This can seriously boomerang in the face of lawyers trying to suppress Freedom of Speech in this country…
The British People are in no mood for further destruction of their basic freedoms..
So be warned Carter Ruck…
At least another 5 years if Cammo and his Hole in the wall gang manage to convince the electorate that they represent change!
“Creatures” is surely an insult to all of my creation? You might try filthy amoeba
Schillings for your thought, mate? :)
Still the same old game…
But they have been found out now…
We know their sordid practices…
And the MSM know they are fucked now…
I have a cunning “Plan”
Did someone say “sordid practices”?
Do the British never grow up? What a pathetic bunch………
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/5385619/British-men-dressed-as-nuns-stand-trial-in-Crete.html
It’s too late now to grow up.
Perhaps Dave will give these Hoodies a hug.
OK folks, I’ve found him !! Gutless, Gormless Gordon has been trolling around all day on here impersonating the Grand Master Baiter and Lab’s Thickos and Thieves.
Then I rode him.
I think the phrase is “the slippery Jack shuffle”
If there is any such thing as British justice any more Julie Kirkbride should be arrested.
If there is any such thing as British Justice Julie Kirkbride should be arrested.
I completely agree. Arrest the woman !
British justice went out the window,got on his bike,and pedalled like fuk long ago.
(don’t mention my social house and 64k Beamer and marble palace in the hanging gardens of Banglaland though)
Thank goodness Tony allowed the Human Rights Act to trump all laws in England otherwise I would nt have been so filthy rich.
And then telling him to shred those pesky expense receipts, what cunning!. if i’m ever in the dock,i want a winner like you to defend me
Did someone mention obscene wealth?
Schrapnel=change. Change =schrapnel.
GOODNIGHT JULIE KIRKBRIDE SLEEP TIGHT THE BUGS WILL BITE.
I think that Ms Kirkbride is near the end . She has been told she must hold public meeting in her constituency by end of week and judging by the public anger in Bromsgrove amongst her constituents will after no doubt taking time to reflect after the meeting that this is damaging the Conservative’s chances of holding the seat – probably follow in the footsteps of her husband and advise us that she will be standing down at the next election.It’s unlikley hat she could win her seat at an election after all the revelations.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1187671/Move-oust-MP-Julie-Kirkbride-revealed-claimed-1-000-digital-gear-AND-paid-sister-12-000.html
Kirkbride will step aside and lay low for a couple. And then she will pop up again, just like the clown with his wig, because people have a short memory.
Note: NONE have been sacked. They are just “standing down at the next election”. So, the $$$$$ and `££££££££ are not lost and they get a golden handshake (more $$$$$$ and ££££££) as well.
Democracy, my arse.
Because every bloody media type loves him. I have the pleasure (!) of working in TV and you would not believe how great so many people in that industry think he is. I don’t know why either.
Maybe they are frightened that he will take up some more of his NeoCon buddies ideas to heart…..
http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Frawstory.com%2Fblog%2F2009%2F05%2Fright-wing-military-writer-we-may-have-to-kill-war-journalists%2F
I am no longer a number, I am a free comment!!!
Brown’s tri-polar.