May 22nd, 2009

Make Gov Poverty History

Have a good weekend…


424 Comments

  1. 1
    Exodus 20: 2-17 says:

    woohoo

    • 8
      Plato says:

      Listen to Mad Nads on R4/R5 today – conspiracy theory a go-go.

      [BNP, UKIP, Israel, evil Barclay brothers, EU sceptic media plot to destabilise the Government and on and on and on...]

      http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/05/mad-nadine-on-r4-and-r5.html

      • 128
        thick as thieves says:

        plato,
        er, if you want to screw a free ad off Guido at least have the decency to post a decent accompanying comment.
        you fucking cheapskate c’unt.
        I have said this before and I think it well worth repeating: you aint no plato.
        you’re just a motherfucker.
        now take your free links and fuck off retard.

      • 138
        oof says:

        Hmmm

        http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/EULandscapePoll.pdf
        found that the public are so annoyed by EU rules that 69% want the British Government to start breaking them and disobeying Brussels, only 28% believe Britain should obey. Furthermore, a strong majority believe Britain should refuse to pay any EU fines imposed for breaking those rules – by 60% to 30%. People are also in favour of Britain unilaterally taking back powers from Brussels if the EU or the other member states refused to give us permission to do so – by 57% to 37%. And 75% of people believe that any decision to give more powers to the EU must always be put to a referendum, while only 23% believe such decisions should be taken by MPs. In a referendum, the Euro would be resoundingly rejected by 75% to 23%.

      • 165
        Ben Bradshaw MP says:

        Did ya see me on Question Time last night? Did ya like me hairstyle? Copied it off a lesbian tennis player…30-Love!

      • 320
        Anonymous says:

        what a sad twerp no 127 is. sounds pathetically jealous too.

    • 12
      • 16
        Dack Blog says:

        Is it a Tory ppb?

      • 53
        Porky Pies MP says:

        I don’t know but it would surely do well if it was!

      • 99
        Remove the whip from Madine and Steen NOW says:

        So much for impartiality.

        Troughing is only to be mocked and deplored if it’s by the hoons is it ?

        Odd thing though, the public are all talking about duck houses, Steens breathtaking twattery and Madine Dorries at the moment.

        Still nice try and it will make a good anti-troughing ad with a few tweaks, ducks, moats and Lib Dem piggies.

      • 173
        Captain Scarlett says:

        You miss the point. Labour are the governing party. They are the people in power. The buck stops with them.

        Why do the labour party (and their supporters) have diffficulty in grasping that we have to take responsibility for our actions in life, and when we are caught cheating, bear the consequences? This applies especially if one is governing a country.

      • 235
        Remove the whip from Steen and Madine NOW says:

        So that’s your excuse for troughing ? Labour are in Power ?

        Yeah, that must be why MP’s from all Parties are retiring after the next Election. Because it’s all the Governments fault.

        And I’m sorry but it’s pretty clear who the Partisan hack is here.

        I have no problem calling for the Labour Piggies to resign from the Cabinet, stand down immediately and have the whip removed. Blears, Hoon and the rest. I also have no problem with calling for an Election tomorrow. Even though it’s pie in the sky nonsense that won’t happen.

        Because THE POINT is that the public are furious about this and though the Government will rightly take the biggest pasting for it you are living in a dream world if you think the Tories and Lib dems are not getting hammered too.

        So try again I don’t support NuLabour and never have and was calling for Martin to resign for example years before this pile of shit hit the fan.

        Try taking responsibility for the actions of the Conservative embarrassments like Madine and Steen before trying to lecture others.

        Or is that too difficult to grasp ?

      • 389
        Captain Scarlett says:

        You just twist my words you utter HOOOON!

        Labour are the party in power. They are supposed to govern.

        I agree all MPs involved from all parties are to blame but when you are the governing party you HAVE to take some responsibility for what is happening. The reason being that labour have been in a position to change things for 12 years but instead they chose to cover up! Geddit?? Hoon!

        I repeat ALL troughing MPs are disgusting creeps and should be eliminated!

        Besides, there are many more labour MPs fiddling mortgages etc than tories or liberals.

      • 409
        Remove the whip from Steen and Madine NOW says:

        What part of “the Government will rightly take the biggest pasting for it” did you have the most trouble grasping ?

        And I’m sorry to burst your bubble but the rules were also made and voted through by the MP’s. It certainly wasn’t a 3 line whip from NuLabour that forced them through and it also wasn’t just the Speaker or NuLabour who tried to supress the information.

        Conservative Labour and Lib MP’s were perfectly happy with the rules with only a handful of honourable exceptions.

        All this hindsight Piety from Brown,Cameron,Clegg and the rest is certainly amusing but it’s simply not credible.

        The Party Leaders and the troughers are decrying the system for one reason and one reason only. They got caught.

        And if I can address you’re most intellectually devastating critique,
        You are the HOON!
        Yeah, that’s difficult isn’t it ?

    • 15

      Excellent! We shouldn’t be worrying about Nadine’s public nervous breakdown; we should be angry about the real troughers.

      Hope as many as possible are going to join Old Holborn tomorrrow..

      • 37

        I hope as many as possible turn up – and get stopped-and-searched, and have your fingerprints and DNA taken. I understand that people are angry but there is never any excuse for unlawful protest, unlawful assembly, disrupting the Government or breaching the peace.

        The Tao tells us that a cornered beast is a dangerous enemy.

      • 39

        Re. Old Holborn’s “plan”:

        I hope as many as possible turn up – and get stopped-and-searched, and have your fingerprints and DNA taken. I understand that people are angry but there is never any excuse for unlawful protest, unlawful assembly, disrupting the Government or breaching the peace.

        The Tao tells us that a cornered beast is a dangerous enemy.

      • 141
        Anonymous says:

        Scandalous! Our own government, our enemy?
        Fuck off you Labour hoon, bacl to Labourlist.org.

      • 153

        Harman. let’s hope that you enjoy on a daily basis the full and generous internal cavity searches that will be so much a part of the future with your chosen government.

      • 167
        Agent 99 says:

        Harman Dickwad

        Please explain to me why it is unlawful to turn up outside parliament.

        Its only total twats like you and the party you support / are part off that fears any electorate. Unlawful is this government not the will of the people.

      • 172
        Anonymous says:

        Has she jumped yet?

      • 282
        Dr Feelgood says:

        I’m calling fake on ‘Harman Hardwidge’.

        I don’t think it’s either Harman_Pride or Charles (E) Hardwidge.

        For a start the real ones are nowhere near as rational as this cúnt.

    • 24
      dirtyden says:

      What is it? I can’t see anything.

    • 102
      MI5 says:

      The “cornered beast” is running for its life…………!!

      Doesn’t even dare go on live TV with audience now…!!

      FUCKING COWARDS THE LOT OF THEM…

      They wouldn’t scare anyone…

      • 215
        troughers out. says:

        We all need to turn up at Parliament ala “V”. I need a mask ( can i borrow blinkys?) and a big fuck-off cape.

        Chuck the troughers out, all of em. You can see quite clearly that theyre trying to manouvre themselves to stay in power and out of the publics gaze whilst it “all dies down”.

        Seems an ex sas gentleman has had a hand in outing these bastards.

        Arise Sir Knight i say.

      • 390

        Many thanks MI5. I hadn’t appreciated that it wasn’t a live broadcast. The BBC got that past me. Presumably the BBC is shit-scared that the audience is going to come down and give that piss-stain of an apologist Dimblebum, the slapping he deserves.

        It is dawning on the BBC that they can no longer package government information in a way that won’t be deconstructed and shown for the bollocks it is. If follows that they then can’t deliver public opinion back to the government. And if they can’t do that….then they are of no further use to their political masters.

        Hearing the BBC whinge on about its ‘editorial independence’, like some rent boy who only allows Labour peers to fuck him and reckons that makes him principled, was priceless this week. Still, I have paid my TV license because I enjoy Ashes to Ashes and the wildlife progs, have some residual regard for Andrew Neil, and like to hear the exasperated scream on the edge of Anita Annand’s voice.

        Not only does Anita wear well-wicked stilletto boots (I’m surprised there haven’t been more comments, what’s wrong with everybody?) but she has come closest to yelling “do you really think people are that stupid or are you so deluded that you believe your own brain-farts?”

        N.B. I’d pay double to see a QT audience live with Dimblebum, in a cage, no referees.

    • 152
      thick as thieves says:

      our parliament is supreme. therefore the EU is the enemy of this country’s constitution.
      that aside, this country is being fucked up the arse by the EU which is a corrupt institution full of scroungers.
      the countries in the EU are jealous of this country because we are a global nation and they are provincial states. they are jealous because they either rolled over or collaborated with the nazis while we stood alone and defeated fascism in europe.
      they hate the debt they owe us for saving them.
      they are jealous because our language is the international language of business, and always will be, and they hate us because they know that nobody is bothered to learn their hick dialects.
      oh, and they are jealous because of our historical relationship with america.
      during this time of recession we cannot afford to subsidise and perpetuate the existence of a corrupt institution like the EU and so we should declare a moratorium on all fines due to be paid to the EU by England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
      NO MORE FREE CASH MOTHERFUCKERS!
      we need those fines to address the poverty we face in this country, we cannot afford to give it away to big nosed c’unts like sarkozy and the midget berlusconi to spend it on whores and coke.
      those c’unts can pay for their own cocaine.
      motherfuckers.

      • 210
        Rubber Duck says:

        10-4

      • 259
        Charlie Whelan ate my hampster says:

        I don’t often agree with anything you say Thick – but this time you’ve got it right, all right!

      • 332
        OwlHoot says:

        Flip me, I see even a stopped clock is right on the button once a day (or have you posted something else spot on today too? I’d better carry on reading – One lives in hope)

    • 169
      Anonymous says:

      Excellent. I laughed until it hurt.

      • 199
        thick as thieves says:

        then you are clearly not an Englishman.
        indeed, you are entirely anonymous, a lost soul.

    • 190
      JimDee says:

      The death penalty should be brought back for MPs. I would love to torture Margaret Becket to death. I Promise I would keep her alive for at least 3 moths as I cut off her arms and legs, and blinded the evil slag, punctured her ear drums and cut off her tongue.

      MPs are vile evil filth. They are war criminals, liars, thieves, rapists, drug pushers, pimps, child abusers, murderers, torturers, fraudsters, animal abusers and sick evil devil worshippers.

      MPs should be killed. They should be set on fire while alive so decent people can enjoy the filth burning to death.

      Kill MPs the are evil.

      • 217
        Anthea Sister says:

        The Arch Bishop of Canterbury thinks it is cruel to wind up coniving, untrustworty politicians I read on google news links. I know what she should do….get a proper job and see what it is like to be used, enslaved and fear politicians not God.

      • 220
        troughers out. says:

        Come down off that fence and say whats really on your mind will you? :D

      • 246

        Who needs a death penalty?

        ceausescu, mussolini….

        Ask Wat Tyler

      • 248
        Aethelred says:

        You don’t sound that great either.

  2. 2
    Dack Blog says:

    Is that clicking the sound of a gun being cocked?

  3. 3
    insert-coin-here says:

    The ginger ewok made me laugh.

    • 9
      nell says:

      Yes the carrot topped one was amusing – though I’m not sure that video improves my mood for the weekend.

    • 11
      All porked out says:

      If she’d have paid attention to Blue Peter, she could have added 5″ to her height and come into frame, simply by drilling a couple of holes either side of two empty Tate & Lyle syrup tins, inserting cord long enough to reach her hands and bingo, a pair of stilts, so cheap she would not have to rip off the taxpayer in claiming there cost on expenses.

    • 33
      Stronghold Barricades says:

      exceeded my expectations

  4. 4
    A M says:

    Have a good weekend Guido, take it easy with the booze.

  5. 5
  6. 6
    Rt.Hon. Chuck D. MP says:

    Here’s an idea for a new Endemol show for Channel 4. Presented by Ross Kemp; Michael Martin, the entire cabinet and the ‘bagpipe in chief’ are taken by armed guard to a secret location to meet with Bear Grylls for a week long crash course in basic survival techniques.

    The following week they are all dressed in Union Jack boiler suits (with phone numbers on the back), armed with a butter knife each, given basic army rations and air dropped into Afganistan.

    Viewers will be encouraged to text bet on whether they reach specific checkpoints over a 4 week period. These will eventually lead to a military transport aircraft on standby.

    As an added twist the producers will have dyed the hair of all participants ‘Hazel Blears’ orange and surgically sown a harmonica on to Geoff Hoons face so that every time he breaths, a chirpy skiffle chord bursts forth potentially blowing what limited cover the group ends up finding.

    Any honourable member that finds the aircraft will win a week’s stay in a Novatel with £100 spending money, a lifelong parliamentary ban, a criminal record and an ice cream van.

    They’d probably call it ‘How Hard Is Your Member?’ or something.
    I’d chew my own ball sack off to see that.

  7. 7
    Herbert Morrisson says:

    Brilliant and devastating Guido

    I am ashamed of my grandson for having created a New Labour Party which has decended to the depths of pillaging the taxpayer and prosituting Democracy in Britain.

    I was always proud of Labour. We never stole from the People. And we even helped Churchill win the War.

    I cry now that “New” Labour has destroyed True Labour and the Country.

    May my Grandson, Peter Mandelson, fry in Hell for ever. That is all he merits.

    Herbert Morrisson
    Deputy Prime Minister under Churchill

  8. 10
    Ralph Horrace says:

    I’m going to do a sponsored grafitti fest on Parliament to raise some money for these poor, deprived people. Can we have some aerosol paint and ladders donated?

    • 52
      wisnaeme says:

      Ralph.

      The ladders may come in useful,

      …along with lengths of hemp rope suitably knotted at one end.

      .

    • 67
      Bob the Builder says:

      I have ONE Ladder

      But it is being used to allow John Bercow to climb into the Speaker’s Chair

      Sorry..

      • 303
        Anonymous says:

        Things are getting heated here. Can one of you brains settle an argument. Who is taller: John Bercow or Hazel Blear? Stocking feet, please, so we have a level playing field.

  9. 13
    Archie MacPherson says:

    Fantastic

  10. 14
    Rt.Hon. Chuck D. MP says:

    Nice! Here’s an idea for a new Endemol show for Channel 4. Presented by Ross Kemp; Michael Martin, the entire cabinet and the ‘bagpipe in chief’ are taken by armed guard to a secret location to meet with Bear Grylls for a week long crash course in basic survival techniques.

    The following week they are all dressed in Union Jack boiler suits (with phone numbers on the back), armed with a butter knife each, given basic army rations and air dropped into Afganistan.

    Viewers will be encouraged to text bet on whether they reach specific checkpoints over a 4 week period. These will eventually lead to a military transport aircraft on standby.

    As an added twist the producers will have dyed the hair of all participants ‘Hazel Blears’ orange and surgically sown a harmonica on to Geoff Hoons face so that every time he breaths, a chirpy skiffle chord bursts forth potentially blowing what limited cover the group ends up finding.

    Any honourable member that finds the aircraft will win a week’s stay in a Novatel with £100 spending money, a lifelong parliamentary ban, a criminal record and an ice cream van.

    They’d probably call it ‘How Hard Is Your Member?’ or something.
    I’d chew my own ball sack off to see that.

  11. 17
    Papiere - zeigen mir Ihre Papiere - schnell! says:

    Ha, ha, ha, ha…..

    Zis is sehr gut, Herr Guido!!

    May you haf ein wunderbar Holiday und lay oft ze Gewurztraminer, Ja?

    • 26
      Mandlebum Ze Nu Goebbels says:

      Ach so ze Gewurztraminer – alzo no zis vun as ze juice wrung from ze svetty lederhosen nicht war?

      • 71
        Papiere - zeigen mir Ihre Papiere - schnell! says:

        Ach Ja! – wunderbar!

        Und remember mein freund – ‘Tomorrow Belongs to Me’!!

        Oder in dis situation ‘US’!!!

        Triumph Acclaim!

  12. 18
    Spedo Shorts says:

    Yawn

  13. 20
    Ratsniffer says:

    Anyone got a steer on wether there will be any bank holiday weekend swill-tastic delights in the rags?

    I can’t believe they haven’t saved up some juicy morsel or two?

  14. 22
    caesars wife says:

    Nice vid guido , quite like Ian Dales Labour campaign add , and you tubes gordon aint nothing but a heart ache .

    hope you feel better , dont crawl into a bottle , its not the solution (speaking from experience) dont think wino fawkes will work. this business chews and spits out everyone

    tune into to R4 tonight for “any questions” will be pravda special edition with Ed balls , from Sheffield

    i only heard Viggers clip full interview is far more out of touch with reality , a man who didnt think he was a Hoon and thought he could justify it to the public , oh dear il get me coat

  15. 23
    Wild Willie says:

    Keep on the Bailey’s, Guido. You do your best stuff whilst “under the inflence”.

    • 187

      Hey Guido, maybe you should write a poem under the influence of the Black Velvet, like old Samuel Taylor Coleridge:

      In Westminster did Gordon Brown
      A stately credit crunch decree:
      Where peers, and porcine members, troughed
      Through expenses measureless to taxpayers
      Down to a gold plated pension.

  16. 25
    Silvio Talli says:

    *
    IS DGJAQKUE STRAW A DGJEWISH NAME

    • 28
      Mandlebum Ze Nu Goebbels says:

      yes

    • 30
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      Yes, It’s a contraction of “Strawsky-Idleburgher”

    • 34
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      Incidently, why have none of the media sleuths come up with Straw’s Dope Dealer.
      If there’s one person I’d like to see outed it’s “Chronic Jack”.
      I’m not in favour of “outing” as a rule but the sight of this loathsome man, with his smug, “my shit don’t stink” attitude drives me crazy.
      Can’t someone sort out some kind of immunity for the gentleman/men to come forward in safety.

      • 148
        Harpic says:

        It was well known that whilst he was a student, who eventually became President of the Student`s Union, that he was continually stoned besides being a flipping nuisance. How ironic the other day ( like a few years ago ) that he should `shop` his son for dealing or possessing cannabis. What a despicable person he is. I suppose he is only kept on in the Cabinet,as having a long tongue, suits Brown and Mandelson.

    • 115
      Jan says:

      Talking of Jews,anybody seen Ms Margaret Oppenheimer Hodge?See she is in the news over the Baby P case.She called the Evening Standard reports on child abuse whilst she was leader of the Communist Borough of Islington ‘sensational gutter journalism’.Baby P’s mother and a young relative seem to have been involved with a paedophile ring whilst Lady Hodge was leader. She fought hard to supress any information on widespread abuse in the 12 children’s homes.She went on to become Children’s Minister after becoming an MP.Despite being a multimillionairess, she is joint first in claiming the maximum London supplement.Further,in 2006-7 she claimed in excess of £38,500 in postage and stationery. Who was she writing to?
      During her time at Islington a Mr Jack Straw that defender of human rights was her deputy.Sickening….
      Last word goes to Eileen Fairweather the Standard journalist.’Why did no one in power do anythiung effective to stop the evil ring which destroyed Baby P and his mother’.Perhaps Ms Oppenheimer Hodge could tell us.

      • 119
        Jan says:

        Oops the actual figure she claimed for postage and stationery in 2006-7 is £34,692.

      • 239
        Oink says:

        Comrade Hodge is a top rank hoon she lied her way out of her Islington crimes and here she is again, trougher and liar, off to the slaughterhouse with her.
        A porkies porky

      • 272
        Charlie Whelan ate my hampster says:

        Yup, Private Eye recorded her every hypocrisy for years, much good it did us all. Labour are happy to have this kind of person representing them and the sheeple go out and vote for them. I lived in Camden for a while in those days and it was a toal shambles.

      • 365
        Ivor Phartparp says:

        Does she do ebay?

      • 378
        PNL says:

        Margaret Hodge is one of the slimiest people I have come across. Her evil deeds in Islington still have reverberations for the children imvolved – but hey, she’s a politician right? Dunkin Cow

  17. 32
    Innocent bystander says:

    What will Nick Griffin’s policy be towards the Gurkha’s? Will he send them all back if he comes to power – I think La Lumley deserves to know!

    I see him being quite confused on this issue (well all issues actually!)

    • 43
      genghiz the kahn says:

      they will be employed to slowly decapitate the MPs found guilty by the peoples’ court of public opinion.

      to sliice off Geoff’s head 0781 98*****7
      to slice of Gordon’s head 0781 98****1

    • 68
      wisnaeme says:

      One of Griffith’s BNP glossy Pravda leaflets were having a rant about the immigration.
      Featured in this BNP offering was a photo of supreme ‘Britishness’, A WII Spitfire.

      erm… complete with Polish markings, belonging to a Polish squadron and flown by

      … Polish immigrants.

      .

      • 136
        nell says:

        And very brave the Poles were in WW2 – the one’s that managed to get out and come here to fight. It’s not someone’s colour or race that makes them decent – its what they are inside.

        Good grief if we are going to be judged by our white Britishness – How do we think the world is judging us at the moment – with everything that is happening in Parliament and the Lords?? – most of them are white.

        Please God don’t tar us with that brush. Most of us are decent, hardworking and pay our taxes.

        And welcome to the Gurkhas – we owe a debt.

      • 145
        Ignacy The Polish Fighter Pilot (Rtd) says:

        These fakin Black Y-Front Party didn’t learn last time I spent my time shooting the Fokkers down – ready to do it agin any time – Remind their own little Austrian Corporal what happened to him last time he mixed with us -and while you are at it remind Jo Stalin as well – we shot those Red shyts out of the sky for pleasure

      • 182
        CB says:

        It is also worth noting that the Poles, French, Czechs and all the other nationals overrun by Hitler, were given an introduction to English with a 500 word vocabulary. How long does it take to learn 500 words in a new language? Not long if you are fighting for your life, that of your compatriots and your adopted country.
        Now, this poxy government and its councils provide leaflets on claiming benefits etc in a great number of languages. Hoons!
        Give all immigrants a 500 word vocabulary, and if they cannot claim their own benefits within, say, 5 weeks, send them home.

    • 161
      Turk Thrust says:

      2 things about Griffin.

      1 – I keep thinking of Peter Sellers’s mad professor in Dr Strangelove whose right forearm had a mind of its own. He had to keep clutching it to stop it making a Nazi salute. I imagine Griffin gets like this when he’s over-tired.

      2 – He is indistinguishable, really, from Roderick Spode.

      • 166
        nell says:

        We have to remember that Hitler was an indistinguishable private in the army and an indistuishable artist. He came to prominence at a time of great change …….

      • 185
        nell says:

        I didn’t mean to suggest that griffin will come to power this way – he is clearly a shilling short of the mark -

        what did he do for a job before he joined this unspeakable party??

      • 207
        I'd better be anonymous with this comment says:

        To Nell,
        Hitler was not so an indistinguishable artist. Mr Walt Disney tracked some of his work down. The Disney Castle in their logo is inspired from a painting by Hitler. Walt was very taken by it and by Hiltler views as an up an coming politician at the time.

      • 222
        nell says:

        To “I’d better be anonymous” – history has shown hitler for what he was – history is going to show this parliament for what it is – Gordon at the moment is in denial – but the parents to whom he refers and to whom he credits his moral compass are going to be disappointed – bet on it!!

      • 252
        Ninnymous says:

        Nick Griffin and his bunch of neckless knuckledraggers, are but an amusing sideshow.
        A distraction to make even Gorgon look good.
        The trouble is that Zanu Nu Liebor are now trying to ape them.

        I had the misfortune to read one of their election fliers today.

        BNP speak to the core. Except they had an Asian candidate on the front

    • 189
      Heads on poles says:

      Perhaps he has a different opinion when it comes to mercenaries.
      What do you call a soldier who fights somebody elses war for personal gain?
      Point for discussion :)

    • 238
      NicK Griffin AKA Pub Landlord) says:

      I was never confused…

  18. 35

    When it comes to REAL poverty, the millionaire Tories with their moats are the Do Nothing Party.

    Labour believes that it is wrong that somebody’s chances in life depend on where they are born. That is why, in government, we have made it a priority, at home and abroad, to work for the eradication of poverty.

    The Labour government is recognised as a world leader on international development. Since 1997, the UK aid budget has more than doubled and we have introduced legislation to refocus our development programme to concentrate on poverty reduction alone. Our aid is targeted to promote good governance, encourage economic development and enable countries to deliver public services, such as access to health services and education, for their people. We are also working to tackle the conflicts which ravage lives and which are a major cause of under-development.

    * We have more than doubled Britain’s aid budget and are committed to reaching the UN target of 0.7 per cent of Gross National Income spent on aid by 2013, two years ahead of the UN goal
    * At Gleneagles in 2005 we led an international campaign to cancel 100 per cent of multilateral debts for the poorest countries and secured agreement on an extra billion of aid for all developing countries by 2010
    * We have untied aid so poor countries can use the money to buy goods and services from the most cost-effective source and have led efforts to secure support for an International Aid Transparency initiative to ensure citizens can hold their governments and donors to account and increase the effectiveness of aid.
    * Labour has announced the UK’s biggest ever investment in fighting HIV and AIDS. We are currently the world’s second largest donor to the global fight against HIV and AIDS
    * We have launched a new £130 million Governance and Transparency Fund which will provide resources to local civil society groups to improve governance in poor countries – for example, by helping citizens, media and parliaments hold governments to account.

    • 45
      It doesn't add up... says:

      Tractor, tractor

      • 70
        Mandlebum Ze Nu Goebbels says:

        Exactly, the stats are churned out from the place where they clone all those obnoxious ZaNuLabia wimmin.

        I expect Harddicke pulls all the levers!

      • 144
        Anonymous says:

        Ignore the fuckwit. Click on the name Harman_Hardwidge
        it links staright back to Labourlist.org.

      • 261
        A fossil says:

        143 .
        Thats a daft comment.

        Don’t you know that you can set the website to be whatever you want?

      • 264
        A fossil says:

        But on the other hand this one does sound more like Draper to me than any of the other trolling sprees I’ve seen over the last month.

    • 47
      genghiz the kahn says:

      ” We have launched a new £130 million Governance and Transparency Fund which will provide resources to local civil society groups to improve governance in poor countries – for example, by helping citizens, media and parliaments hold governments to account.”

      has the cheque bounced yet?

    • 50
      Robespierre says:

      What about the real poverty in this country?
      Fucking Neo-Labour Hoon, la guillotine awaits.

    • 55
      A M says:

      Ennui, Master Charlie Baiter Hardwidge. Tra Laa

    • 57
      Engineer says:

      And as Labour have proved, the eradication of poverty begins at home – including second home.

      P.S. Try and remember – it’s OUR money that your hopeless, spendthrift government is supposedly in charge of. We’re watching……

    • 60
      Stu says:

      Your almost as funny as the you tube video showing what thieving underhand uselss twats you actually are. But not quite. It’s funny your just a cogenitally stupid New Liebor stooge

    • 81
      Papiere - zeigen mir Ihre Papiere - schnell! says:

      Oh fcuken sie mein, Herr Hardwidge – bitte puten ein zock in it, ihre boring Knut!

    • 84
      Bob the Builder says:

      You are delirious old chap

      No government in the history of Britain has so endebted the country…

      Your Nu Labour govrnment has now bankrupted us…

      10%-12% GDP deficit…

      No funding…

      Spending out of control and no plan even to bring spending under control

      Permanent Undersecretaries speaking of Emergency Budget in September already..

      Credit rating dropping

      IMF poised to come in

      Well done Nu Labour

      Your have bankrupted us…

      AND THE PEOPLE WANT JUTSICE

      YOU ARE JUST COVERING UP YOUR CRIME AT THE MOMENT..

      LED BY BROWN AND GORBALS

    • 101
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      * Labour has announced the UK’s biggest ever investment in fighting HIV and AIDS. We are currently the world’s second largest donor to the global fight against HIV and AIDS.

      What a shame that Labour are giving away so much of our money to fight AIDS perhaps if hey hadn’t given so much away they could compensate those who contracted Hepatitis C from Blood Transfusions in this country.

      * We have launched a new £130 million Governance and Transparency Fund which will provide resources to local civil society groups to improve governance in poor countries – for example, by helping citizens, media and parliaments hold governments to account.

      Sounds like we need some of this money here, where we have an unelected PM and a Government that has, after introducing a FOI Act, consistantly sought to water it down.

      * We have more than doubled Britain’s aid budget and are committed to reaching the UN target of 0.7 per cent of Gross National Income spent on aid by 2013, two years ahead of the UN goal.

      Fine and well. But answer me this, Why are we giving Aid to China? A viscious Dictatorship, that is so wealthy that it is lending money to the USA?

    • 106
      Rt Hon Sir Montague Arsewipe MP says:

      Hardwidge please educate yourself by watching 2girls1cup, it is made by a new age socialist, watch it and be proud… Socialism is thereason the UK and mankind in general is going down the shitter..

    • 112
      Ivan D from the Gulag says:

      Prattle on dear lady / boy – it is the sound of the death rattle in the throat of a bloated government. You will be cast out into the wilderness and there you will gnash your teeth and rend your Armani. Slowly the realisation will dawn that you let down the lump. prol. and no longer will you enjoy the rewards of power and status. Soon it will be your snotty noses pressed against the window of the Bistro de Gov, you can pick at the bones and then self destruct and tear each other apart. Where then will be your second homes and flipped housing allowance? The leaders of your party will be enjoying the speaking circuit and raking in more money while you eke out your dole to afford ear wax for candles…….

      There, got that off my chest

    • 186
      CB says:

      Just fuck off!

    • 217
      Dr Nuts says:

      Eradication of poverty – what does that mean?
      By seeking to have the rich with large amounts of disposable income leave the country – the relative rich/poor divide closes?

      What about the students who leave University up to the eyeballs in debt? How does that eliminate debt? What about the fiscal morass you’ve left the country in with debts to be repaid by everyone including our grandchildren – how’s that eliminating debt?

      What about the pensions that were robbed? The old age pensioners who now find for their savings for food in their old age – there’s nothing there – how did that help poverty?

      NU Labour – increasing poverty every way possible!
      Impoverish Britain – vote the talentless moron party – Nu Labour!

      • 274
        Summer_Breeze says:

        Eradicating poverty??? How dare you?!

        Carers allowance £53 per week!
        Not even minimum wage for a job that is literally a 24/7 responsibility.
        No holidays whatsoever, never mind paid annual leave while your friends in government swan off on their Carribean jollies.
        nulabour = nothing short of a disgrace, the lot of you should hang your heads in
        shame!

      • 393
        Dr Nuts says:

        I’m on carers allowance – it’s £44 a week, and I’m caring 24/7 for someone with a adanoma on the brain.

        What I love is the same James Purnell who’s politicised DLA and cutting people’s CA claims £100 a week in food allowance!

        I rarely hate someone – but this is a well deserved cause. May he rot in hell!

      • 400
        Summer_Breeze says:

        ” The weekly rate is £53.10. This is reduced by the amount of certain other benefits, including State Pension, that you receive. If you receive certain other benefits at £53.10 or more a week, Carer’s Allowance cannot be paid to you as well.”

        Your Carers Allowance has been docked for some reason. Give them a ring on Tuesday and ask them to explain why.
        Frankly, as far as I am concerned it should be totally disregarded when calculating other benefits and it shouldn’t be means tested. It should also be doubled, at least, immediately.

        You have my greatest respect Dr Nuts.
        Purnell should be first against the wall/hung/whatever, lol, he could certainly spend eternity in Hades for my liking.

    • 226
      thick as thieves says:

      harman the cripple said
      “The Labour government is recognised as a world leader on international development. Since 1997, the UK aid budget has more than doubled and we have introduced”

      note to harman: you’re having a fucking larf you c’unt!
      Labour?
      1997?
      don’t you mean New Labour? as in The New Labour War and Occupation Party?
      and doesn’t that make you, by default, a war criminals’ apologist?
      fucking hell harman, you are a fucking criminal. a criminal who hasn’t yet been sentenced.
      if I were in charge you would have already received summary justice at the end of a length of good English rope.
      oh how the crowds would cheer!

    • 242
      Takes one to know one says:

      Wanker.

      • 250
        thick as thieves says:

        thick as thieves wins again!
        I just bashed that c’unts brains out in one swipe.
        genius, innit!

    • 280
      Samantha says:

      Pensioners who suffered fear, deprivation and loss during the war for YOUR freedoms are now living in unheated slum flats without even a hot meal a day – most no longer get meals-on-wheels. They get no social support or very liitle – no-one comes in to help them wash or to get their shopping. They have to choose in winter between heat and food.

      And that’s not even starting on the plight of the disabled, people caring for the mentally ill or parents with Alzheimers etc etc. The gap has never been greater in my lifetime between the poor and the well-off: and that is directly due to Labour policy. Trying to defend the indefensible just makes you an utter hoon like your masters. Take your spin and naff off

    • 324
      Anonymous says:

      aha keep taking the pills. no millionaires in the cabinet are there?

    • 331
      Anonymous says:

      Harman Harwidge?

      You fuckers have run out of names never mind ideas and money.

      Piss off and die

    • 341

      We? We? What’s this Royal “We?”

      Labour: More weasel than we…

    • 373
      Sleeping Giant says:

      What absolute and utter drivel.

      ‘Labour believes that it is wrong that somebody’s chances in life depend on where they are born’ Shame you don’t demonstrate that theory in the party by NOT parachuting well connected candidates into seats. Shame you introduced a benefits culture which discourages self advancement,shame you screwed the education system so kids cannot add up or spell.

      International aid – why the fuck do you give our money to thriving economies? Why the fuck did you blow so much cash in Afghanistan for no purpose? Presumably you saved some by undefunding equipment for the troops out there?

      International debt – why do you always assume the pious position that international debt just appeared by magic? Every governement and the world bank created the problem in the first place. Don’t therefore give us anymore ‘we saved the world speeches’

      How do you know that the money you untied actually gets spent as you describe? Corruption is still rife in many countries. A complete bollocks claim.

      How much is the £130 million, per head across the world…..not a lot.

      Helping citizens..etc. Hypocrite – we struggle to do that here because of the laws,culture and systems you put in place to prevent it.

      I suggest you take your cut and pasting elsewhere. 12 years of weasel words are enough. The sleeping giant is now awake, so you smug, corrupt, lazy,inept idiots had better watch out.

  19. 36

    Make Gov poverty history, or make this Gov history?

    David T Breaker
    http://www.newsjunction.co.uk

  20. 38
    Tory Dan says:

    Bit of sleaze in Wales, makes some of the other claims look meaningless when you look at Welsh Labour troughing it.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/wales_politics/8064288.stm

    ‘A husband and wife who are Welsh assembly members have said they will stop both claiming second home allowances.

    Labour AMs Huw Lewis and Lynne Neagle have claimed more than £44,000 over two years.

    Each have been able to claim up to £13,000 but now say they will claim only a single allowance between them. ‘

    • 73
      Bob the Builder says:

      Very interesting…

      The Nu Labour fraud and pillaging is now generalised..

      Any recent opinion polls in Wales ?

      Will Nu Labour get massacred by the Welsh Nats like in Scotland by the Scot Nats ?

      It is about time…

      • 405
        Jan says:

        I wonder how much Madam Kinnock MEP is receiving from that bloated gravy train the EU?As for her windbag husband,he has enriched himself no end since his days as the Leader Of the Opposition.I’ll never forget that Sheffield rally where he was celebrating his forthcoming victory in the General Election,only to lose.He is an absolute tos…..r He was catapulted into the EU Commission.How he was kept on when all the other commissioners were sacked in Brussels is beyond me.He’s still raking it in now working for a Quango..So too are their children. Snoughts in the trough,the lot of them.

    • 123
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      I know a few Welsh socialists who refused to vote Labour when they lived in Wales because the Labour Party there was so corrupt. They voted Labour here in England though – mugs.

    • 140
      shellingout says:

      …and we’re supposed to be grateful for that?

  21. 40

    Re. Old Holborn’s “plan”:

    I hope as many as possible turn up – and get stopped-and-searched, and have your fingerprints and DNA taken. I understand that people are angry but there is never any excuse for unlawful protest, unlawful assembly, disrupting the Government or breaching the peace.

    The Tao tells us that a cornered beast is a dangerous enemy.

    • 48
      Onan the Rotarian says:

      Your needle’s stuck in the groove matey. It’s your sort that make the bloody BNP as a viable alternative fascist party to Liebore. Kindly shut it.

    • 51
      Swiss Bob says:

      “unlawful assembly”?

      What a cünt of a fascist/communist you are. No demonstrating under Labour eh? but I bet you supported the Poll tax riots you hypocritical fucking drone.

      I hope you end up at the end of a rope you fuckwit.

      • 57
        Onan the Rotarian says:

        Come on, leave him Swiss Bob, he’s just not worth it. He hasn’t taken his prozac today.

      • 223
        Dr Nuts says:

        Where have I read no mass assemblies of 3 or more people? Communist Russia?

    • 54
      Robespierre says:

      Not if you shoot the cun’t right between the eyes.

    • 59
      Harman Hardwridge says:

      Remember, we’re watching you – always. Any dissent will be punished with imprisonment. Any criticism – even on these boards – will not be tolerated. We will track you down, break down your door, take your DNA and store it on file so we know who you are if you transgress again. We are the masters, you are our servants. Remember that.

      Now, of course, I believe ideological heresy should be punishable by death. The tao says so.

      Labour, Labour, Labour – you are my heart, my soul, my everything. I will do anything for you, say anything for you, deprave myself in any way for you. I will lie, cheat, steal, persecute, accuse, abuse and kill for you. I am you and you are me.

      We are one.

      • 103
        Tattooed_Arry says:

        At last the real face of the New Labour Experiment.

      • 111
        Robespierre says:

        “Money, Money, Money – you are my heart, my soul, my everything. I will do anything for you, say anything for you, deprave myself in any way for you. I will lie, cheat, steal, persecute, accuse, abuse and kill for you. I am you and you are me.

        We are one”

        The MP’s Mantra

      • 142
        shellingout says:

        …he’s raving biffy.

      • 334
        Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings--- pride says:

        Its a wind-up!!

        These ZaNu shite do think this way but the only place there is a chance of them saying it out loud would be on the gallows.

        They will get their chance.

      • 343

        Heh! Yeah. Nice parody. Though accidentally not far from thr truth, I fear….

      • 346
        dirtyden says:

        Disturbingly accurate ;)

      • 383
        PNL says:

        you cannot reason wiv de stassi – they are all knowing and all shitting.

        fire – thwack!!!! – got ‘im, the bastard

      • 408
        jim beam says:

        this is the face of new labour fascist scum!! You want to fight me then come on because I would rather die on my feet than live under a a bunch of Nazi shit bags like you!!!!

    • 342

      The Tao says “Man who walks sideways through door is going to Bangkok”

  22. 44
    R Pinon says:

    Finger dipping practice?

  23. 46

    * Waiting lists are down by 614,000 since 1997. Most patients are now waiting less than 13 weeks, and by the end of this year nobody will wait more than 18 weeks for treatment.
    * Over 99% of suspected cancer patients are seen by a specialist within two weeks of being referred by their GP, and over 99% of cancer patients start their treatment within a month of diagnosis.
    * Over 38,000 more doctors and 80,000 more nurses since Labour came to power.
    * Investment in the NHS has trebled since 1997.
    * Labour has built over 90 new NHS walk-in centres and over 650 one-stop primary care centres, and is investing £750 million in a new generation of modern, convenient community hospitals.
    * Cancer mortality rates in under-75s have decreased by 17.1 per cent since 1996, saving nearly 9,000 lives in 2006 compared to 1996. We are saving 31,000 lives from cardiovascular diseases every year compared to 1996.

    • 56
      A M says:

      Yeah, Liebour and Mrs A working together to kill you faster.

    • 62
      dirtyden says:

      All utterly refuted by independent bodies. All nulibour spin and lies, lies and spin, spin and lies.

      Well, Labour bitch, we’re mad as hell and we’re not going to take it any more. So watch yourself, liar. We’re on to you.

    • 64
      Centre Parting says:

      A) do we believe the numbers?

      B) NHS walk-in centers – very short sighted, more waste of public money – should be drive-in centres as all the fat fuckers won’t be able to access them on foot.

    • 64
      Engineer says:

      Spending on the NHS may well have trebled since 1997. Regrettably, at the sharp end, it isn’t three times better.

      • 75
        A M says:

        Labour has built over 90 new NHS walk-in centres and over 650 one-stop primary care centres, and is investing £750 million in a new generation of modern, convenient community hospitals.

        Administration costs will be £749 million.

      • 94
        Anonymous says:

        Despite all the money thrown at it, the standard of NHS care has fallen dramatically in the last ten years.

        We have paid through the nose but most of the money has gone into the pockets of spivs.

      • 228
        Dr Nuts says:

        Spending the money on clipboard managers isn’t improving services!!

        Improving services means spending money on those women with the uniforms the Nu Labour pervs think as a fetish – they’re called Nurses!

        Also – spending some money on those men and women who wear white coats – and tend to work about 100hours a week – they’re not mental asylum patients in care in the community – they’re called doctors!!

        Spending money on clipboards and tick box managers only identifies what is done in increasing detail – it doesn’t DO the work!

    • 69
      Anon says:

      My mates in the NHS tell me that waiting lists are down because they’re shipping (particularly elderly) patients out before they’re well. Aftercare has been squeezed, and many are readmitted if they haven’t died already at home. Waiting times in A&E are fiddled as a mere ‘hello there’ meets a target but you may wait hours to be ‘seen’ afterwards. They reckon you need the extra staff and more just to cope with the paperwork. Most of the staffing budget goes on managers who know little and care less about patient care. They’re frustrated because time for ‘caring’ is a thing of the past. My experience of cancer care (recent) – only my experience, of course – was that a friend who went to the doctor at a similar time to me had been diagnosed and operated on before I even got an appointment (she had private cover). I’m sure some things have improved but don’t believe all the hype.

      • 80
        A M says:

        Agree tatally Anon, I have my Mother’s death certificate as proof.

      • 89
        Anonymous says:

        Nurses are too important to look after patients anymore. They all have degrees now and think they’re doctors, even though many of them are fat, lazy chavs with IQs below well 100.

    • 76
      Rexel 56 says:

      All achieved by spending 30 year’s income in 10 years. Most numpties could get things done like that. For a while, before the IMF bailifs arrive.

      • 83
        M.T.BUCKET says:

        P.F.I. has paid for a lot of the new buildeings.

      • 87
        Anonymous says:

        Most of the buildings were grossly overpriced and, in many cases, replaced buildings that were still in good condition and didn’t need replacing.

        PFI is a huge con trick on the taxpayers who will be paying through the nose for it for 30 years.

      • 88
        MI5 says:

        yes

        P.F.I off balance sheet financing

        And who took millions of £ is commissions organising it ?

        New Labour “Financiers” !!!

        They should be in Court also…

    • 93
      Mandlebum Ze Nu Goebbels says:

      You see what a wonderful job I have done spinning to the likes of Mr Hardwidget, he any many more besides believe me.

    • 98
      lololo says:

      Tu tut Mr troll see you have changed profile on the back of your name from Labourlist to the Fabians ,I get the impression you are playing the black arts game if you are, you are very naughty and on the wrong blog,try the Yahoo message boards they are easier to work

    • 126
      Anonymous says:

      Beating your meat again, Charlie. You will go blind!

    • 312
      You Couldn't Make It Up says:

      Not only are these statistics pure spin, even if they were ‘true’ in a literal sense they would be fudged.

      To take the first statistic: waiting lists are regularly manipulated. One way is to take the patient off the list if they are called in for an op, but it’s cancelled. In my area (Eastern) operations are regularly cancelled due to so many wards having been closed under Labour – we’ve lost around a quarter since 1997. Patients are called in, with all the associated arrangements & their costs: job cover, child cover, taxi to the hospital etc etc etc.

      But no-one knows if there will be a bed on the day, and often there isn’t.
      So you get sent home! – but you’re off the list.

      Meanwhile the entire theatre team – surgeons, anaesthetist, specialised nurses etc are sitting about all day twiddling their thumbs. It’s yet another ‘hidden scandal’. This happened to me last summer and several people I met had been recalled more than once.

      2nd example: Labour may or may not have appointed more doctors, but some of them can’t even speak English properly. I’ve twice in the last year been seen, once in ENT and once in the A&E, by doctors who could barely speak the language. The A&E doctor had no idea what to prescribe – she asked me what I needed! I ended up with an antibiotic so strong it made me quite ill – but was totally ineffective for the severe infection in my ear. This is the direct result of forbidding NH Trusts to give priority to British doctors, when appointing to posts, thus driving our own expensively trained doctors abroad. Is this progress? – I don’t think so

      One doctor in the news this week for killing a patient or two by giving 10 times the corract dosage of some drug, was commuting over from Germany (where he is a cosmetic surgeon) to do a stint in A&E over the weekend – he explained that he made the mistake because he was ‘tired’!

      It’s the economics of the madhouse – the kind which has taken over every aspect of our lives it seems. NuLab ‘spintistics’ are useless in the face of real people’s actual experience.

      • 335
        Dr Feelgood says:

        This is correct. the German locum you refer to treated an acquaintance and nearly killed her.

        But what are peoples’ lives compared to making government stats look good?

      • 406
        Jan says:

        Talking of waiting lists I believe that it is taking up to a YEAR for people to receive their tax rebates from HMRC.But of course you won’t receive any interest.

    • 336
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Why waste your time here? No one here is going to vote Labour no matter what you say.

      If you really believe this shit, why not try somewhere where there are former Labour voters; e.g. the many sites where B NP voters get together? You will do more good trying to get them back.

    • 421
      Doctor Mick says:

      Within one year, all will be settled.

  24. 49
    dirtyden says:

    We have to fight these people! Fight for your lost freedoms!

    Demand a general election and kick out Nu Liebour!

  25. 61
    Lord Elpus says:

    Thanks for the best week ever in the house.

    Never thought I’d see the day when they actually couldn’t get out of the shite they are all in.

    It’s so much fun watching them all trying to wriggle their way out of what they have stolen from us. The just don’t seem to get it do they. If you get caught with your hand in the till you are a thief.

    And best of all for the very first time our votes will actually count at the elections.

    It’s going to be fun voting and I cannot wait to see the carnage in the house.

    Now just have to choose a new party to vote for other than the corrupt 3.

    • 108
      wisnaeme says:

      Aye, agreed.

      As one who has contributed to exposing some of these cretin’s practices over the years. One is neither astonished nor outraged at the venality of the ‘traditions’, as practiced at Westmidden and formerly practiced at Holyrood.

      As Scottish ‘separatists’ gather round the telly in the evening to eschew the latest exposure of venality, glasses are raised. Westmidden couldn’t have done better even if it had a further three hundred years to continue with it’s traditions;

      … in furthering the cause of Scottish independence from Westmidden.

      .

      • 133
        English Bob says:

        The sooner the better

        And Welsh independence as well please…

        Then we might have some peace…

      • 135
        MI5 says:

        Scotland used to be quaint with its Highlands, Whisky and Kilts (invented by the English BTW) etc

        But since this Lowland scum has invaded Parliament the whole of Scotland stinks and it has become nauseating…

        Sad really…

        Give them their independence quickly I say…

      • 154
        wisnaeme says:

        “English Bob”,

        I’ve been opposing those Lowland lowlife for many a year and been the cause of some mischief to themselves. Yet I’m as Scottish as they come.

        It’s time you reclaimed your parliament and leave other decent folk elsewhere to fully reclaim theirs.
        .

      • 206
        Seasick Dave says:

        MI5

        Its not a Scottish thing.

        Its a Labour thing – even the core is rotten.

  26. 63
    I'm a politician but also a nice guy says:

    Please stop it, we have human rights to. You’re affecting my sleep.

    • 66
      Engineer says:

      Good.

      • 258
        Dr Nuts says:

        You can still sleep – despite all that you’ve done to wreck Parliament and Government?!

        Hello Hazel!

    • 72
      Les Noble says:

      Ferk Orf

    • 74
      Miss Count says:

      You shouldn’t have any rights. You’re just thieving scum.

    • 77
      Anonymous says:

      Resign now and pay back our money. B’stard

    • 90
      I'm a politician but also a nice guy says:

      Ok, if we pay back all the money will you all go back to being clueless sheep.
      Lets all work together and put things back the way they were.

      It’s a good job we passed all those human rights laws and told the judges to be lenient on the crims. Hopefully any trials will be in secret out of the public eye, without a jury.

  27. 82
    The truth is its all Tory sleaze says:

    I’ve been watching the BBC news for the past few days and listening to Radio 5 Live and its obvious that almost all of this sleaze scandal is down to greedy Tories. Claiming for moats, duck houses, toilet seats and crockery sets, cleaning wisteria off chimneys etc. Labour politicians dont seem to have done anything in comparison.

    Its Cameron and his crooked MPs who have to be punished not Gordon Brown and his clean hands.

    • 91
      Anonymous says:

      Charlie Baiter Hardwidge Master, I’m watchin’ you.

    • 91
      Ivor Dayorf says:

      All MPs of all partys seem to have nicked our money.

      I won’t vote for any of them ever again.

      I believe I have millions of supporters out there who agree with me.

      Should be fun watching the partys knocking on doors asking for votes.

      Will the tax payer be made to pay for the extra medical staff they will need when they try to do this?

      Will we foot the bill for any danger money?

      Will we have to pay for the police protection they are going to need?

    • 100
      I'm Alright Jack says:

      Yes, I agree. Gordon Brown should deny the public a general election until there is an honest, worthy opposition party. Gordon MUST NOT allow the United Kingdom to fall into the hands of terrorists.

    • 120
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      Don’t believe everything you see on Pravda.
      By the way after emasculating the BBC post “Kelly” then filling it with Labour placemen/wimmin it is hardly surprising that Pravda now plays your tunes.
      It would be fairer if, as we the public pay the licence fee, that they played the tunes we’d like to hear, instead of Mandelson’s Fantasia.

  28. 96
    Anonymous says:

    I am really fucked off that there is a monopoly on this data being exposed. The full details should be given to the world NOW.

    Why should the DT control the flow of shit?

    I am begining to think that this was engineered by Boris Johnson.

    • 157
      wisnaeme says:

      Annonymouse.

      Are you really that naive to think that it is the Daily Telewag that is controlling the flow of shit?

      Just asking out of curiousity.

      .

  29. 97
    Bodderick says:

    I am really fucked off that there is a monopoly on this data being exposed. The full details should be given to the world NOW.

    Why should the DT control the flow of shit?

    I am begining to think that this was engineered by Boris Johnson.

    • 104
      Pure Comedy Guy says:

      At least we know Boris has two supporters.

      • 116
        Bodderick says:

        Boris is NOT anti the EU.

        That makes him part of the “enemy class” in my book.

        He banned beer on the tube too. Huhne

    • 129
      Mayor Boris says:

      Or course it is Me…

      I am the Great Boris Magician of the World..

      I control the Main Stream Media you know…

      And the TV…

      I will be Prime Minister in two years time…

      When there is no one else left to stand for Parliament…

      Quite simple really…

  30. 105
    nell says:

    I’ve just been absolutely stunned to read that Tom Watson was quoted in PR Weekly today as saying that digital engagement will allow the government to mend its battered relationship with the public!!

    Its relationship with the public ie us, is not battered – its destroyed – its in more bits than the Berlin Wall after 1989 and the public now have no illusions about what this government is, corrupt immoral,grasping,thieving and as interested in serving the electorate that voted for them as I am in a trip to the darkest hellhole in Afghanistan.

    Dear Tom you urgently need psychiatric treatment for your delusions.

    • 109
      Tom Watson says:

      What about my feelings, if you prick me do I not bleed.

    • 121
      Tom "Carter-Fuck" Watson says:

      I have not been running Gordon’s Dirty Tricks for years without knowing how to put out lies, deceit, smears and any other filth you can imagine…

      So please don’t believe a word I am saying…

      Or rather understand that I am just covering up as I have always done…

    • 127
      nell says:

      Trouble is Tom – there is not blood in your veins but pure avarice and deceit. If I thought you’d bleed blood I’d come hunting with the biggest darning needles I could find in my needlework basket.

    • 178
      Anonymous says:

      It makes a change from saying, “I’ll have extra fry’s with that” I suppose.

    • 345
      Fausty says:

      Tom Watson and his ilk still think that we don’t get it. They think they haven’t got their message across.

      They can’t seem to see that we have seen through the charade that is their message and that we reject their ideals and have contempt for their ‘message’.

      Freaking hoons.

      • 347
        dirtyden says:

        They’re starting to frighten me, Fausty. I mean it. I think Brown’s going down the ‘national government’ road. Check out his Indy article and Peter Hoskin in the Spectator yesterday.

        The insane autocrat just doesn’t do democracy. He’s a genuine dictator.

        Gawd ‘elp uz all.

  31. 110
    Nigel Bowker says:

    Brown’s premiership is turning just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.

    • 130
      michel de montaigne says:

      I think anyone who wants one will have it by now. I’ve got 15

      • 168
        Nigel Bowker says:

        That’s strange, I’ve only sent 3.

      • 399
        Ian Macdonald says:

        I’m one of the recipients of Mr. Bowkers e-book – I must say it is an insightful and enjoyable read – recommended for those that are disgusted with with the sad state of moral compass and the retarded nature of our governance.

  32. 117
    'Leaders' for the Post Democratic Era says:

    Has the penny dropped yet?

    • 260
      Dr Nuts says:

      Only into a Nu Labour Pocket – with inappropriate expenses claims, defended with I’m down to my last penny!

  33. 118
    Tony McBlair says:

    Secret memo to Peter Mandelshame

    Peter

    We have prostituted the House of Commons

    We have prostituted the House of Lords

    We only have to prostitute the £ currency now with QE (Ponzi Scheme) and then will go really go down in history for having totally wrecked Britain ..

    Quite a feat really….

    I hope you have shifted your assets outside of Britain like I am doing…

    Then we can spend our time together living like kings in Monte Carlo with Ronnie and his rich friends…

    And in Greece with those lovely Russian gansters you so like…

    And your old Russian KGB friends will organise our “protection” as well

    Everything organised then Peter ?

    • 146
      Onan the Rotarian says:

      Oooh Tony, I love it when you talk dirty.

    • 175
      Anonymous says:

      Well, they’ve certainly gone one better than Al Capone…….they haven’t got caught yet. Fucking gangsters.

  34. 124
    MI5 says:

    Daily Mail today…

    “Ministers pushing Brown to go for broke”

    I thought Brown had already bankrupted the country ?

    The Ministers really undertand NOTHING…

    Nurse…

  35. 131
    • 137
      Silvio Tanner says:

      THE UTHER IS SWISS CHEESE INIT

    • 162
      caesars wife says:

      i learnt all my Polish from stanislav , plumb 4 cheap , he might say “should put bend in pipe not on expense claim”

  36. 132
    nell says:

    I have just heard that Baroness Uddin has, since she was given a peerage, built a palace , with lots of italian marble, in Bangladesh. Apparently she has the House of Lords crest on her wrought iron gates. The British Embassy in Bangladesh might need to look into this.

    Knowing something about life on the Indian sub-continent – what’s the betting that her palace is staffed with poorly paid servants and cooks living at the bottom of the garden.

    I wonder if she classed it as one of her homes eligible for claims on the House of Lords, whilst it was being built?

    • 281
      The baronessleaze says:

      I was just going to post the same on Cherie Blair’s friend, Baroness Uddin…
      She was planning her marble home in Bangladesh at the time ….

      What has happed to the money in the Uddin Fund which left £100 in the account???????????????

      Is DFID involved?

    • 412
      Ed Adonis Burns says:

      Brains sounded

  37. 134
    thick as thieves says:

    I believe I can help on that score, swiss bob.
    I will happily take on the task of teaching hardwidge everything he needs to know about tap dancing on the end of a rope.
    If I were in charge bob, he would already be swinging.
    ’tis a fair fate for traitors like harman hardwidge.

    note to hardwidge: you’re on the list c’unt.

  38. 143
    Anonymous says:

    Rumour

    Andrew Mackaywill not contest next election after expenses probe.

    Local meeting showed he had not got the support of the local party or perhaps more importantly his voters.

    • 149
      nell says:

      Hopefully the constituency party of his wife will follow suit.

    • 160
      nell says:

      Andrew Mackay just coming out of his constituency meeting saying that 3/4 of people are in his favour – another delusional person in need of help!!!

      The people coming out of the meeting saying he was barracked and that people were calling out ‘ GIVE IT BACK’

      Does he really think he’s going to get elected next time around???

      • 164
        wisnaeme says:

        Was the meeting held in a telephone booth?

        .

      • 216
        The Forensic Historian says:

        Saw it.
        Had to double take.
        Was he really saying what I thought he was.
        Deluded as Master Baiter.
        Next !

      • 382
        Bracknell elector says:

        MacKay can queue at the Job Centre like everyone else in the country.

  39. 150
    Mr Smeeth says:

    you are not worth the effort

    • 177
      nell says:

      Who?

      Mackay – Hoon- Justice Minister- Jacqui- the carrot topped one – Balls/Cooper, NBroon – TomW – Gordon – Moron – the illustrious baroness (with her italian marble palace in bangladesh) – Mags of the £600 flower baskets ,

      who?? WHO??!!!

      • 413
        Hael Blears Fan Club President Hazel Blears says:

        The Carrot Topped Cretin was the name for a useless BBC commentator and then that ginger trollopp comes along and steals the title.

  40. 151

    Nice one Beau Bo D’Or, and thanks Guido for highlighting it.

  41. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Madine talks of MP,S considering suicide and that MP,s have never been under such pressure, deary deary me the poor lambs, havent lost their job havent lost their house , car , belongings, no not like the ordinary people of ukandia, who have been rolled over.
    and still they talk of reforming their expenses.
    NA NO REWAED FOR FAILURE
    go some MP. on give us a laugh top yourself

    • 159
      Engineer says:

      MP’s should be feeling the pressure, but they only have themselves to blame. Their correct course of action is very simple – examine their expenses, and if anything other than squeaky clean, submit themselves to scrutiny by their constituency associations or parties. If local support less than complete, resign.

      • 163
        A pedantic w**ker says:

        One MP, two MPs. One MP’s expenses. Two MPs’ expenses. God only know what MP,s are!

      • 193
        Engineer says:

        Do you write letters in green ink as well?

      • 291
        Wheel Tapper says:

        Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
        - John F. Kennedy
        If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
        - Mark Twain
        The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
        - Abraham Lincoln

        You are remembered for the rules you break.
        - Douglas MacArthur

      • 361
        A pedantic w**ker says:

        Standards, dear boy, standards.

    • 181
      Anonymous says:

      You shouldn’t listen to spin

  42. 170
    A fully owned BBC reporter says:

    Notice how we are “slowly slowly catchy monkey” turning the spot light onto the Conservative party.

    Notice how the Labour MPs are standing firm and the tory MPs are flapping about human rights.

    moats and duck ponds indeed, tory filth.

  43. 171
    It doesn't add up... says:

    The early rations from the DT are all anti-Tory tonight:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5368993/MPs-expenses-Tory-MP-Jonathan-Djanogly-claimed-almost-5000-for-automatic-gates.html

    Now they’re quoting earnings from outside interests as well, and listing wealth estimates. How much did Mandlesnake pay for this issue? Who will sponsor the Sunday edition?

    • 179
      A Normal Man In The Street says:

      Yes, I may still vote Labour because things aren’t that bad, and they can only get better. I might forgive and forget.

    • 184
      Anonymous says:

      Hmmm… it’s all starting to make sense now. How long is it to the Euro elections? This may be enough to save McTwats skin….again.

      • 191
        Captain Scarlett says:

        Nah – I wonder what the Sunday Telegraph is going to chuck at us?

      • 201
        banana republic says:

        Tory toffs all the way to June 4th.

        BTW, anybody know how the economy is doing, you know, the one that McNumpty Brown has totally fucked up?

      • 211
        The Forensic Historian says:

        banana, you beter sit down.
        the diagnosis is not good.
        not good at all, unfortunately.

      • 214
        Mad Tom says:

        I know the market’s completely f***ked and any reports you see or hear about green shoots is utter nonsense and spin. There can be no recovery for years because nulabour have created a truly momentous and chaotic mess.

        The Bank of England has been printing money and then buying government gilts (debt) with the new money. It’s sheer madness and will cause absolute mayhem, probably around September.

        No one’s quite sure why the FTSE is up a little at the moment (it shouldn’t be); could this be Goebbels again (Mandelbum) getting his rich mates to play the market a bit with all their billions, make a few quick bucks and in the meantime make the FTSE100 look OKish?

      • 284
        Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

        Tom, you are not as mad as you let on.
        You may need help, but not as much as UK Plc.

      • 289
        Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

        Oh, and I note that on the latest damning report on UK PLc and its flakey credit rating, the BBC brazenly report on the headline (the only minor positive item) that the UK Govt ought to be commended upon the early action taken to consolidate/support the major banks.
        HELLO !!!!!!!!!!!
        The BBC – taxpayer financed NuLabour propaganda where ten Execs earn approx £500,000/year (plus the ubiquitous gilt edged pension of course)

    • 197
      The Forensic Historian says:

      Well, if NuLabour have a problem with MPs earning too much, then why don’t we kill too birds with one stone ?
      Solution: MPs get no pay. Taxpayer cannot complain their money is being squandered.
      Does that suit you better NuLabour ?

      • 225
        XXXX says:

        I haven’t noticed that Brown’s concern about outside earnings ever extended to Geoffrey Robinson

      • 278
        Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

        Always a strange one.
        Socialist Brown has acquired major wealth in his time – transferring a £700,000 property to his wife for instance.
        Much like Bono (NuLabour groupie) appealing to the poor of this world to give all they can to the poorer of this same world, but at the same time sitting on tens of millions of £/$ and giving little themselves.
        Hypocrites all.

      • 355
        Anonymous says:

        Aye, XXXX.

        …or McCavity’s memory loss over Geoffry’s wee motor trade tax bill.

        .

      • 386
        PNL says:

        Bono has revently moved all his yax affairs to Holland, thereby making all the ‘gains’ necessary for an international, charitable HOON

      • 414
        Glasnevin Resident says:

        Bono, who is definetly from Glasnevin, moved part of his tax affairs to the Netherlands to escape tax. He still uses Ireland’s artists exemption to avoid tax in his homeland.

  44. 188
    dirtyden says:

    What price freedom?

    Scream blue murder for an immediate general election and then vote the fuggers out.

    Vote for anyone – just don’t vote for socialists. Both kinds are evil: national socialists (BNP) and ‘real’ socialists (Labour, Commies etc).

    They’re poison to liberty and the enemy of the free.

    • 316
      dirtyden says:

      Still awaiting etc…

      It wasn’t that bad. Just a bit of spam for us hanger-on rank amateurs.

      And I made a point.

  45. 194
    Harriet Harman says:

    Damn, Amazon have removed a load of the critical reviews of Derek Draper’s new book.

    Still, the market doesn’t lie, its now available new from £2.18 and used from £2.

    3 more months and I can pick it up in Poundland

    • 208
      The Forensic Historian says:

      I certainly left a “critical” review of his book on that website.
      Wouldn’t buy or even read that dross, but thought I better give it a “commendation” in any case.
      I’m sure that positive reviews allow potential purchasers to place an order.

      That’s what being smeared feels like, Derek.
      What goes around, comes around.

      • 227
        Anonymous says:

        Keep em coming. Think of poor Derek and all his bills.

      • 240
        The Forensic Historian says:

        ~Just gave him another review.
        Can’t get too much of a good thing, can we ?
        I suggest other reader of this blog may like to show their support of Dolly by giving him some critical assistance at the link above.
        Go on – you know it makes sense.

    • 326
      Dr Feelgood says:

      The invisible hand of the market is to blame. Filthy capitalist roaders and running dogs.

      Surely Gosplan should order 10m copies or so for each household of the kulak classs at the set price of £24.99?

      Mandatory to read and memorise, or else…

  46. 198
    Mrs Kindleysides says:

    Guido, why, when I leave a message here, do I get this strange video of a man called Roger fingering a blond american woman? Is this normal? (Not the fingering bit but the video)

  47. 200
    A M says:

    John Wick, good on ‘yer

  48. 203
    in the know says:

    Don’t panic. The Telegraph have more than 60 more Labour MPs, including some ministers, who they are going to expose in the next few weeks. Some of them are amongst the worst cases yet.

    • 267
      Fred Goodin's undersea Goose Mansion says:

      I’ve heard they are about 200 into the 650 so this is going to run and run and run.

      If we go by the odds it’s more than probable we have yet to see the worst cases.
      So have a nice Holday MP’s and keep your mobiles close for that ring from the Telegraph. ;)

  49. 205
    Heads on poles says:

    Aljabeeba are reporting that the person that leaked MPs details has been named.
    Run, hide – do whatever you need to do, they *WILL* get you.
    Probably.

  50. 212
    nell says:

    In June 2007 ‘First Transfer ‘ ( a UK money transfer company used by the poorest of the UK Bangladeshi community to transfer small amounts of money to help the poor in Bangladesh) went bust with a debt of £1.7million.

    BARONESS UDDIN with the backing of Kitty USSHER minister of work and pensions ( she of the letter to the Fees Office stating ‘just pay me what you can) and MARGARET MORAN of ‘Looting Sow’, launched the UDDIN FUND to help the UK victims of the collapse.

    Some months later the fund closed, having helped no-one, with a bank balance of £100.

    Where are the audited accounts?? And what happened to the money???

    • 321
      Animal Farm - Nulab my arse says:

      And why are you surprised by this.

      the accounts were audited by Keith Vaz and declared fit for purpose as her marble palace was in dire need of maintenance.

      She probably spent it on ugly pills, god did she get good value there. I here she had a makeover from Beckett.

  51. 219
    vernon says:

    “We’ve reached the stage in society where they want to know everything about us, I think we’re entitled to know about them.”

    John Wick.

    Nice one John. They don’t like it up ‘em.

    • 231
      Heads on poles says:

      He was the middle man so the leaker hasn’t been named – not how the headline read.

      Hey Guido, it’s a Bank Holiday, what surpises have you got in store for the electorate?

    • 337
      It doesn't add up... says:

      He points strongly in the direction of the Fees Office or someone else under the Speaker as the original source. The Speaker’s cleaner perhaps??? Anyway, if you’ve read Le Carre you’ll know it was really Bill Haydon. Now who might have had a grudge? Andrew Walker, perhaps?

  52. 224
    Anonymous says:

    OK, who’s responsible for the mod being on FFS?

  53. 229
    Anonymous says:

    Why are the only MPs prepared to meet their constituents over the expenses scandal Tories? Why have all the thieving Labourites gone into hiding?

    The BBC are having great fun trying to turn this in to an issue of Tory sleaze and ignoring the far greater sleaze from the Labour side including Brown himself.

    • 243
      thick as thieves says:

      yes, brown is as guilty as the rest of the thieves.
      but tell me mr tory troll: what do you think about millionaires claiming housing benefit?
      as a tory I would imagine such a proposition would disgust you.
      well, that’s what dave “what a dodgy Huhne – dodgier than del boy” has done.
      what a fucking c’unt, eh?
      we do not need selfish self serving wankers like dave cameron in charge.
      anarchy lies that way, innit.

  54. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Prescott’s blog:

    http://www.gofourth.co.uk/hello-its-jp

    I strongly suspect he has fabricated a letter from a member of the public (‘linda’). The letter’s language is all wrong and has the hamfist of the Prezza all over it. It merit’s investigation.

    Can anyone with press contacts please forward to a switched on hack?

    Lord Pumper

    • 402
      Summer_Breeze says:

      At 22, I would seriously doubt that ‘Linda’ would have the faintest idea of the significance of the swastika, since this government in particular has tried very hard to airbrush that part of our history, just so they don’t upset Angela, doncha know.
      If ‘Linda’ did live on a sink estate, she would be more worried about the dealers/druggies/glue sniffers and gangs hanging around on street corners.
      She would be worried about not only leaving her house for fear of being burgled but just as woried about staying home as scumbags will burgle while you are at home.
      The sight of a swastika or any other bit of graffiti in fact would be a blessed relief compared to the sight of the ferral gangs that have thrived under this shambles of a government.
      The writer obviously has no first hand knowledge of living on a sink estate, imho.

  55. 232
    No. You get a proper job says:

    Stop ‘systematic humiliation’ of MPs, warns Archbishop of Canterbury. Daily Mail

    • 234
      julian norgrove says:

      We haven’t even started yet FFS!

    • 241
      Anonymous says:

      Sure, Archi, as soon as your guys stop the systematic fairytales.
      Do we have a deal ?

    • 245
      nell says:

      If they don’t want to be humilated by their immoral behaviour, their avarice, their thieving and lying , all they have to do is to tell their constituency parties they are stepping down and invite those constituencies to select someone cleaner with a genuine desire to serve the electorate.

      To the Archbishop – this might be rough justice – but IT IS justice!!

      Time for a clean sweep .

      And time for this elderly person to go to bed . Good night . God Bless.

      • 253
        thick as thieves says:

        fuck off you silly old fart.

      • 276
        thick as thieves says:

        nell,
        I feel it necessary to offer an apology to you for the vulgar remarks made by cripple 249; that offensive comment was not posted by me but by some cretin misusing my pseudonym in order to besmirch my good name.
        regards, etc.
        thick as thieves

        note to name stealing troll: come out, come out, wherever you are, don’t hide, I only want to bash your brains out!
        thief.

      • 318
        Anonymous says:

        good post, good night, and ignore the utter tosspot who rudely addressed you who’s post was neither witty or worthwhile. f off mcbride.

    • 257
      Zed says:

      Hey ! Remember these politicians always complain that you churchies keep sticking your noses into politics. They don’t want your advice or comments.
      KEEP OUT.

    • 285
      A Bishop says:

      They reap what they sow.

      It is indeed the work of the Lord, that the master who has sinned should ask his servant for forgiveness.

    • 296
      The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

      I’ve been wildly mis-quoted.

      What I actually said is:

      Hanging is too good for the Huhnes.

    • 299
      The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

      I’ve been wildly mis-quoted.

      What I actually said is:

      Hanging is too good for the hoons.

  56. 236
    • 263
      Zed says:

      Has he EVER said anything intelligent or clever, anything, ever ?
      He’s a heavyweight intellectual is he not, so why has there been nothing of intellectual value from this man at ANY time.
      Has he ever used a word bigger than “Wheelbarrow” in a speech ?
      He’s known for 5th form sound bites and humiliating himself only.
      Ie. “chaos”, “moral compass”, “prudence”, “no more boom or bust”, “do nothing”, “save the world”, “take responsibility so sacked the person responsible”, “5 million letters” etc etc etc.
      Can anyone name anything intellectually memorable, anything at all ?

      • 271
        The Honourable Speaker, Mr Michael Martin MP says:

        Naw.
        Ah cannae.

      • 283
        Summer_Breeze says:

        Nawww, can’t think of anything here either.
        Not unless you count, ” we’re doing what the people want and getting on with running the country.”

        2 small points Mr Brown…

        1) No, you are not doing what the people want at all. The people want you to get lost, to be fair.
        2) Running the country? Running the country? If you run the country any further into the ground, we’ll all be sitting in Australia by this time next week!

        Just do us all a favour and do one and take the rest of the thieving scumbags with you. Pretty please?

      • 327
        Rt Honourable Gordon Brown PM says:

        Blank here. Sorry.
        Let you know when/if I say anything of note (or even a lucky phrase)
        My apologies for being such a let down to my readers, my country, my party, my friends, neighgours, my wife and children, my legacy, my cleaner, mr & mr balls, myself, my dog, anyone who knows me, my whiff of lavender ………..better still, just erase me from history and bury me in an unmarked grave.
        More than I deserve.

      • 351
        Seasick Dave says:

        Rt Hon Snotgobbler

        We’ll know your grave as there’ll be an eternal dance-a-thon on it.

      • 356
        wisnaeme says:

        Seasick Dave.

        Dancing on his grave!!

        Have you no respect. We’d better errect a barrier round it then?

        Foreign folk could call it a pissoir.

        .

      • 401
        Summer_Breeze says:

        ” My apologies for being such a let down to my readers, my country, my party, my friends, neighgours, my wife and children, my legacy, my cleaner, mr & mr balls, myself, my dog, anyone who knows me, ”

        Dog? lol Big Gorgon is frightened of dogs. Apparently it’s something of a sport in his constituency, scarting him with a wee pooch. :D

  57. 237
    • 329
      Rt Honourable Gordon Brown PM says:

      Salary of £150,000 per annum plus pension worth another £20,000 per year.
      NHS – what a deal for the taxpayer !

  58. 244
  59. 254
    Steen and Madine are a pair of troughing queens says:

    The Michael Steen interview is going viral all over the internet so Cameron best get his finger out and remove the whip from this fuckwit.

    Likewise Madine Dorries is all over the News and making people cringe and gasp.

    Someone needs to shut Dorries up and send Steen on a long holiday for about a year.

    • 268
      Anonymous says:

      Labour are loving this. Brown and the rest of the hoons have gone into hiding while Dorries and Steen make fools of themselves on the BBC.

      Never mind. It’s all change in a day or two when the Telegraph start exposing dozens more Labour crooks. Some well known names amongst them ;-)

      • 292
        Fred Goodwin's undersea Goose Mansion says:

        I think NuLabour are busy frantically trying to placate their National Executive who will not make such fine distinctions between the Cabinet and backbenchers in their investigation that Gordon does as he ties himself into ludicrous knots keeping his favourites while trying to dump Blears.

        And some are even living in fear of Plod.
        Fraud has surely been committed somewhere amongst all this.
        It may only be a handful that were stupid enough not to realise that mortgages and Expenses are in black and white and pretty hard to weasel out of but there are going to be casualties before this is all over.

        I’m not sure that the Telegraph will not wait before the MP’s get back from their Hols before beginning in earnest again. Probably one or two tidbits to keep it on the boil.

        But the DT are definitely laughing all the way to the Bank as their circulation must have skyrocketed lately.

      • 310
        Anonymous says:

        you’d think they were being blackmailed by nulabour. seems like they’re trying to bring the conservatives down.

  60. 255
    thick as thieves says:

    why am I being moderated? is gideon and the bullingdon boys in charge now?

    • 266
      Anonymous says:

      Take your medicine and shut up.

    • 306
      thick as thieves says:

      nope. but they soon will be :-)

      • 396
        thick as thieves says:

        excellent!
        two impersonators in one section of one thread and another copycat earlier on in the thread, so that is three copycats on one thread, trying but failing to copy the genius of the real thick as thieves: Guido, that has got to be a fucking record innit!
        imitation may well be the greatest form of flattery but blatantly trying to rip off the name of the inimitable and heroic ‘thick as thieves’ is about as advisable as putting a revolver to your head and blowing your own brains out.
        oh and you do know it is wrong to steal, don’t you?
        thief!

        • 422
          thick as thieves says:

          oi! fuck off you lot!!
          there is only one thick as thieves and he can be recognised by his sublime thickness.
          thank you.

  61. 262
    dirtyden says:

    Expenses whistleblower revealed!

    Who’d have thought! (And no money involved, it seems).

    • 273
      Sunonmars says:

      The man deserves a knighthood and the fact he’s a tory suporter is good and that he had the guts to put that information out there warts and all.

      • 305
        thick as thieves says:

        Knighthood.
        Why dont we make him Lord Gorbals in honour. Would be a good history lesson for political students in future.

      • 313
        dirtyden says:

        You’re actually pretty witty, thicko.

      • 330
        Thicko says:

        Thank you *blush*

      • 398
        thick as thieves says:

        305 & 330 cripples, get your own names and don’t steal mine tory troll thieves.
        thankyou.
        you really didn’t like what I said about dave cameron being a millionaire housing benefit claimant, did you?
        dave’s a fucking rotten benefit cheat.
        what a corrupt c’unt!

    • 340
      It doesn't add up... says:

      The story was he had a few financial difficulties. He had the look of a man who had had those problems lifted from his shoulders.

      • 348
        dirtyden says:

        The ‘story’ was a typical bullshit Watson-McGuire pre-empt smear. Epic clusterfugg on their part, then. Again.

        Wanker nulab hoons.

  62. 265
    thick as thieves says:

    a bunch of toffs are outside my front door still. one of the c’unts has put his knob through the hole where my letterbox was until the kids nicked it and is shouting to me to open my mouth. dirty scumbag. I think it’s gideon. he’s the worst of the lot. I think the c’unt fancies me.

    • 269
      Anonymous says:

      snigger

    • 270
      Anonymous says:

      giggle

      • 288

        Hi Anonymous, weather fantastic listening to The Subways, it’s a bout 6 in the morning and don’t you wish the UK was a democracy?

    • 286
      thick as thieves says:

      yeah and these toffs right, y’know, like that c’unt gideon, he only makes the taxpayer pay for limousines for like 400 fucking quid a pop. what a fucking nonce.
      and dave cameron, well he’s a millionaire right, but he still claims fucking housing benefit on top. what a fucking wanker, what a cheat claiming 1200 quid every month when he has fucking loads of properties he owns and he has no need whatsoever to claim housing benefit.
      so anyway, never mind all that shit, I just wish that nonce gideon would fuck off from my fucking letterbox and I wish dave would stop wanking gideon off outside my front window when I’m trying to eat my tea. for fucks sake those two are the dodgiest couple of motherfuckers ever and I am fucking pissed off that they spend so much time outside my front door wanking each other and I cannot take it any more because every time my giro arrives it’s covered in dave and gideons toff jizz.
      and you can fuck off dave, I will not hold the video camera you dirty fucking rimmer!
      and no gideon, I am not hooking you up with any prostitutes or cocaine either so don’t even bother asking you dirty fucking c’unt.
      are these two men fit to govern?
      no.

      • 301
        thick as thieves says:

        You are an imposter and cad, Sir.

      • 302
        thick as thieves says:

        Yes the are. and you’ve just provided the street cred that they lacked.
        Thank you, Sir.

      • 319
        thick as thieves says:

        The “real” thick as thieves would never use such council school grammar and syntax. One just couldn’t hide their education inadequacies, could one ?

      • 350
        dirtyden says:

        Get a room.

      • 397
        thick as thieves says:

        more imposters.
        good one.
        I have now become so infamous on the most popular blog in the country that the tory and labour and bn p trolls have to resort to imitating me because I always bash their brains out in open combat.
        I must thank these fraudster name stealers because they are an indicator that I must be successfully doing God’s work by ripping out loads of wires from the machine. it is just like in tron, and the trolls are trying by hook or by crook to shut me down.
        note to cripple copy cats: you sad c’unts. if you wish to challenge the great thick as thieves you will have to raise your game considerably.
        in the meantime I will continue to fuck with the programme.
        so fuck you.
        that will be all.

      • 423
        thick as thieves says:

        i’m a green you hoon

  63. 275
    YvetteLover says:

    God I really do fancy Yvette Cooper. She’s far too good for Balls.

    • 297
      Anonymous says:

      Pedo boy lover. Go forth.

      • 307
        Anonymous says:

        so true. her boyishness is so clearly why ed married her.

      • 314
        Mr Balls' Psychologist says:

        Indeed, and as she looks 13 now, what age did “she” look when he started his grooming ?
        “Grooming”, such a lovely NuLab smear word, don’t you think ?
        Reap what you sow, Mr Balls et al.

    • 317
      Animal Farm - Nulab my arse says:

      Pin head and Blinky.

      If brains were dynamite they wouldn’t have enough between them to blow Pin Heads off her shoulders.

  64. 277
    Parliament of Whores says:

    When will people realise that the worst crime was not the fiddling of expenses by MPs.

    The worse crime was fiddling the expenses and then trying every which way to cover it up!

  65. 279
    Honest Citizen says:

    DEFROCK THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY

    HE REPRESENTS NO ONE

  66. 287
    Gigits says:

    That is frighteningly awesome! Well done all involved!

    • 294

      I say that people should rise up and fight for a democracy in the UK, after all we don’t elect The Lords or The royal Family

      • 308
        Constituent of North East Glasgow where Honourable Speaker Michael Martin has a 15,000 majority says:

        Wha..? We don’t get to vote on the Royal Family ?

    • 323
      Dolly says:

      Absolutely Utterly Brilliant

  67. 304

    Too sleepy and it is still hot out here zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  68. 309

    But no, of course we don’t vote on the Royal Family they are not elected – I still love Jacqui Smith xxxxx

  69. 315
    MI5 says:

    DEAR GUIDO

    TIME FOR YOU HOLIDAYS

    YOU STARTED THIS

    SAS CONTINUED IT

    MI5 WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE GUILTY ARE PUNISHED

    GO OFF TO YOUR SECOND HOME AND ENJOY YOURSELF

    YOU WILL BE MET AS A FOLK HERO WHEN YOU RETURN AND THE CRIMIANL NU LABOUR REGIME HAS COLLAPSED

    • 322
      Anonymous says:

      All hail Guido !
      All hail Guido !

      • 339
        But wait, whats that says:

        The cool breeze paused as if the very Earth itself had stopped breathing, the birds fell quiet as night, the happy, dancing villages froze and the now silent children ran and hid.

        I saw dark, foreboding clouds approaching. I looked up at Guido, a towering man of strength, but still he shuddered, his eyes full of fear.

        He knew.
        He knew then that the darkness was coming, coming to feed.
        To take its revenge.
        To take its fill.
        He knew that he, like all good men before him, must pay the price.
        He knew it was unavoidable.

        Then from behind the blackened clouds the mighty Dark Lord Mandelson appeared.

        With a booming, soul shattering deep voice he uttered “Guido, cometh before me and bow down to your Lord and master.”

        To be continued…

      • 411
        thick as thieves says:

        er, I think you should fuck off to the richard and judy book club site.
        you c’unt.
        what a load of fucking shit.

    • 353
      caesars wife says:

      totally agree guido is a hero , a new type of hero , so is John Wick SAS commander who got the disc , Oh sure everyones bellyaching at being collared or facing the prospect of being a criminal . Friday was spiritually unpleasant ,ugly even , but let us not forget why we/the public are angry . Goverments come and go, some weak some strong most of the time it is fairly easy to make your mind up . What is so astonishing is is the scale of the corruption of democracy that nu labour have achieved , the first run on a bank in 140 years , the largest borrowing for 300yrs of the BOE history !!. We are not talking about slight error , a mear unfortunate set of circumstances . Parliment has been abused in its own right , it is very unfortunate that those mps who have done there duty and job honourably find no place to rest there head . The admissions going on are not really honest enough about what has been going on .
      As i said before , why wasnt speaker Martin allowing the most fiercest questioning of the goverment to take place , why have debts that we own been made secret ??.
      In courts miscarriages of justice have to paid , but what about miscarriages of democracy/goverment , it seems that we pay and if we are to pay for labours disater , it only seems fair that we should demand some major changes of the board at UK plc . There is no other solution than to have a general election , flush the stables , right the wrong .

      Now that the facist elite have some explaining to do , along with the stasi and nazi nanny state and the bon amie wealthy , this must surely be a function of democracy , real raw democarcy . The people have long been forgotten by this goverment , once they worked out how to get you do things , no need to tell you anything , just know everything about you and control you via 3rd way propoganda , you wouldnt know , because we had been dumbed down not to ask them and the political elite briefed on how not answer them . It is the socialist dream without name and without manifesto or vote and its gone tits up .

      As for blaming the opposition , a quick trawl through hansard will find weak questions and smug answers going on for the last ten years , but never as much as once Gordon took over , I am inclined to believe the Conservatives were a bit bamboozled and the lib dems deluded , for whoever thought that perfect socialism could be birthed by stealth and bankcrupting the worlds 4th largest economy by fingers crossed as much corruption as possible needed there head examined .

      There is nothing clever in what labour have done , it is a cheat , a slight of hand , a deception . Now we have not so nazi labour , angry conservatism and liberalism without a foundation and surplus to ecnomic requirements . Now that raw demcracy has appeared we find , people pulling up the bed sheets , quivering that there are terrible dangers in the collapse , in some cases the very people that did not answer questions nor bring to the house even a truthfull sketch of the situation.

      as one question time member put it when refering to question on a general elction being called ,”you had your chance to put it right ” , does any of us know how labour intend , to repay the debts from an ailing economy , are we to be taxed to death, bought up at a snip by an oil oligarch , or sold to the EU master plan.
      We hear Gordon is considering telling us now via his plan , how he is to pull the proverbial rabbit out of the hat , 2 years on from a banking crisis , he is to come down from his ivory tower and tell us of how his great intellect , has the solution .
      Well pardon me govner couldnt you have done it abit sooner , ill rephrase that “you should have told us as is required by your job” , but no you went for all the fear and trickery in the socialist tool box and now the electorate are showing up en mass to face your faux army of lies and deciet , and hopefully give it the kick in the ballot box that you deserve . I say deserve as labour have so dishonestly treated the people to contempt via liberal media fascism , the only justice is what is happening now , the only fitting ending for such abuses of power without tynburn gate been brought back into service .

      It will eventually go into history , students will write dissertations on how democracy via trickery is run by communist/marxist despots , its various styles and trends ,palermo ,zimbabwe , venezuela , mineral oligarchs , islamic militants , un signed off and secret european expenses, eventaully it will be put into context as a mix of unbearable sufferings for good goverment to take place in .

      we are coughing the hair ball up , the irritation of our vital understanding democratic life airways , the international companies that pay lip service to concerns about pollution and pay off goverments to go to sleep , the contires that take aid money to fund lavish ministeral palaces or armies instead of schools .

      if you take a look at where the worst offences are taking place , you will find a socialist/communist goverment behind it . It is fortunate that somthing in our history and DNA has given us the providence to protect ourself from from the deadly parasitic nature of socialism as it corrupts . To borrow from a controversial speech so often misquoted and misunderstood “It is the supreme function of statemanship to provide against preventable evils ” and to think no one rembers this man for his world standard contribution to the translation of greek.

      preventable evils gordon, have you cleaned your ears out yet !! that includes the economy !!

      • 357
        St George Spits says:

        we are coughing the hair ball up

        Good one !
        You sum it up well; to this onlooker from afar it’s utterly appalling how Labour got away with it for so long, the situation went downhill fast once GB took over but Blair is far, far from blameless even if his expenses did get at least partially shredded “by mistake”. It was Blair who forced Martin into the Speaker’s chair, against all convention, it was Blair who started packing the Lords with lowlife, e.g. Baroness Udders. It was Blair who got rid of Elizabeth Filkin by the nastiest of methods. Oh that the surviving member of “Two Fat Ladies” would tell tales.

        When I was at school/Uni it used to be said that Lloyd George was the only PM to leave office noticeably richer than when he started -
        (Chorus: “Lloyd George knew my father,
        Father knew Lloyd George . . .”)

        Well, “New” Labour has now well and truly won that prize (Yes I know some Con are in it too, but Labour wins the troughstakes hands down).

        Utter scum, no saving graces at all, they’re also totally incompetent in their jobs.

        Good for Cmdr Wick to release the scoop – but who gave/sold him the data ?

      • 363
        Sir Mallard (my expenses are private) TwatterSteen says:

        Quite right sir!

        These Commie Liberal Fascist bastards have had it coming for years.

        I knew they were wrong ‘uns from the moment call me Dave cunnningly decided to copy their methods and try a pathetic imitation of their Leader Blair. (Heir to Blair indeed. Tommyrot I say!)

        And I am heartened that you let the Bankers off the hook so very graciously. Too much piffle and fiddlefaddle has been talked about these selfless drivers of the Capitalist dream. Admittedly The Capitalist dream seems to have changed since I was a pup from standing on your own two feet to begging for the Taxpayer to bail you out after you crash the Titanic full steam into the Iceberg, but no matter. These are UPRIGHT HONEST MEN who have the correct school tie and selflessly allowed themselves to trouser Billions and be fawned over first by the Socialist Blair and then by the Socialist Brown.

        What is a few Hundred Billion between friends after all ? It matters not that it eclipses the sums spent on Duck Houses as a Planet eclipses a mosquito.
        It’s the priniciple sir, the PRINCIPLE!

        What the Great British Public wants to hear most right now is anti-communist rhetoric. And I’ll go further. They don’t really want a Mcarthyite witch-hunt against all Politicians, they want the real thing! Reds under the beds are a far more real and terrifying prospect to the man on the clapham omnibus than a crippling Recession and criminal Politicians on every side.

        Likewise the Lieberal Media Elite are despised right now for for their hoity toity exposing of this across the board criminality and fraud. Every day. And night. Across every News programme and network.

        Take Guido. His heroism in his incisive reporting of the Telegraphs story is unquestionable. Yet he is no pinko trougher-coddler. He thinks they should all be put to the sword and charged.
        Party affiliation be damned! We clearly play no favourites here.

        Keep up the sterling work and don’t let anyone tell you you are sliding out of touch and playing into these incompetent buffoons hands by copying failed rhetoric about Socialism/Commies/Liberal-Elites from the HUGELY succesful Republicans.

        Because those fellows really know how to win the publics heart and mind.

      • 366
        Ivor Phartparp says:

        Ceasars Wife, thank you. Well summerised and I will print off a copy for my children it you don’t mind.

      • 391
        caesars wife says:

        is that you sandy toshvig ???

  70. 325
    jo public says:

    well done sir a most enjoyable month a country gallantly defended and the riddance of the scum of our parliament set in motion,the scales are a tipping. Guido fine sir partake in a fine beverage of your choice enjoy in the company of your dearest, bask in the sun over this fine land of England and take a nobel moment and put a rye smirk upon your lips as a more patriotic deed you could not have achieved. God bless you sir

  71. 333

    The Archbishop is a fine, upstanding man and has never done any fiddling, especially not with choirboys, or anything like that. How could you even suggest such a thing?!

    Cllr Brody, J

  72. 338
    • 360
      St George Spits says:

      Irrelevant to today’s issues, the biggest of which is that the “new” Labour filth need to, at minimum get thrown, out of office and we’ll hopefully see some prosecuted for fraud.
      However as Cash For Honours resulted in no action I suspect they’ll get away with it once again.
      The damage done by this mob of sleazy incompetents can never be (peacefully) undone unless the UK tells the EU to get lost.

  73. 344
    dirtyden says:

    Stateside satire. When do we get ours?

  74. 354
    Perry Barr says:

    Can I just say a big hello to Kahlid Mahmood?

    Hi Kahlid!

  75. 358
    Scrobs says:

    ‘Clunk Click – every trip’…

    …hollow sound of rusty old memories of times when things were going to get better and I posted this.

  76. 359
    Dogger says:

    Please look at these photos in the Mail.

    The first shows our unelected Prime Minister.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/22/article-1184626-050A1AC2000005DC-20_634x397.jpg

    In principle, in a civil, tolerant, well administered country we should, arguably, be able to expect that a sizeable majority of the public should be able to willingly and happily provide support, at least at some level, for our political leader – even if we voted for an alternative. This is because – if a parliamentary democracy is to properly function – there needs to be a basic level of consensus deriving from a sense of pride in our institutions and from a healthy sense of self-respect as a society united under a system of government with whose authority we identify and with which we participate by accession.

    An advanced people who are fundamentally decent, honourable, tolerant, honest and self-respecting will expect to see those qualities exemplified and developed by their chosen leader – who, in return will legitimately enjoy a profound sense of trust and pride on behalf of the nation.

    Do you see anything of this reflected in the face of this gurning fool, Brown? His slather of makeup cannot conceal his unhappy complexion any more than can his dental veneers disguise the falseness of his smile. He has long been unwanted, and his face sees this. He has become hated, and his countenance knows this. He is close to becoming the enemy – and his eyes are the window to a mind that fears this.

    And now look at this image of three of Brown’s dubious and conniving henchmen:

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/22/article-1184626-050BDA92000005DC-367_634x449.jpg

    Purnell, loading up from the taxpayer as he orchestrates hatred against the disadvantaged, his postmodernist sideburns framing a face of masturbatory childishness.

    Blears, permanently on something – a pedestal of her own self-deception, perhaps?

    Hoon, so thieving and contemptible his name has become a swear-word.

    These are the faces of devils that have sidled up to us as we have slept.

    For the sake of contrast see this picture of the Queen:

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/21/article-1184626-050B91C0000005DC-357_634x374.jpg

    Whether we monarchist or republican, let us remind ourselves of the refreshing dignity, restraint and humour she invariably radiates. Few countries in history have enjoyed the fortune of such a figurehead and we underestimate this at our peril.

    Every second that Brown remains unescorted from No 10 yet more of his damage accrues to us personally and as a society. Psychologically, spiritually, socially, financially, fiscally – can we take ANY more of this abuse?

  77. 362
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Goggins a former Charities Minister offers free board to a friend a Mr Bain who is a leading light for Oxfam, ans CAFOD the arrangement has been running for 11 years.

    pb posters think it is very odd, and stinks to high heaven, and wonder if it is all above board.

    • 403
      Jan says:

      The other big scandal here is that this man who works for CAFOD is paid £76,000 a year.I mean this is a CHARITY.Why do people who work for charities earn so much? Once we’ve got these pigging trougher MPs out,we should turn our attentions to charities.Why do they have to have their offices in the centre of large cities where the rents are so high(what’s wrong with a portacabin on an industrial estate?).Why do ‘chuggers’ (muggers) get paid?When I was young we used to go out with our collectiong boxes for CHARITY.Charity shops used to have little old ladies who worked for FREE.My mother worked for a cancer charity for years.They would launder all the clothes before they sold them.They used to take in excess of half a million a year.Then some bright spark decided to pay a manager – sho was bossy so all the little old ladies left.There are people leaving our useless universities who are looking for a career in charity,rather than doing unpaid charity work and then finding a proper job.I personally do not think that anybody who works for a charity be paid anything other than expenses.
      Talking of exoenses, the multimillionaress Ms Margaret Oppenheimer Hodge along wilth several of her colleagues has been advertising jobs,where the applicant would only be paid expenses (but not in the sense that her and her greedy colleagues think of expenses).She obviously thinks that working for her is such an honour they would forgo a salary.Unless of couse she considers that she is a charity case herself and couldn’t possibly afford to pay the minimum wage.

      • 416
        Robin Peterson says:

        £76 000 is three and a quarter times the national average wage.

  78. 368
    Tony Blair says:

    Scandal hit politician commits suicide…

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8064799.stm

    Perhaps it will catch on over here !!!!!!!!

  79. 369
    Fred Goodwin's undersea Goose Mansion says:

    Andrew Mackay took an absolute pasting from his Constituents and you can expect that scene to be repeated up and down the land.

    The Ducks are finally coming home to roost.

    Enjoy this moment as we will not see it’s like again for many a year.

  80. 371
    Fred Goodwin's undersea Goose Mansion says:

    ROFL
    Tune in to R4.
    An MP is speaking “voiced by an actor” and only doing so if he can keep his anonimity! This is priceless!!!

  81. 372
    Anonymous says:

    WTF is it with the extreme moderation on here at the moment ?????

    Is anyone using very bad words ?

  82. 374
    Miss Use says:

    Lord John Wick please.

    Public Hero.

    For services against a corrupt parliament.

  83. 375
    Kri Teek says:

    Why can’t corrupt MPs just top themselves like the Jap did?

    It would really help the unemployment figures as there would be so many vacancy’s in the corrupt house.

  84. 381
  85. 385
    Fred Goodin's undersea Goose Mansion says:

    It was more of the same Madine Dorries twattery about how vewwy sad he was and vewwy how sad all the MP’s were now and how thew waited in fear of the call from the Telegraph, whine, whine whine, whine.

    Puuhhhleeeesse!

    Some of the troughing sleazebags who are caught will retire after the Election with a nice Pension and a house or two. (or indeed 3!)

    Hardly the end of the world.

    Maybe, just MAYBE one or two will actually get prosecuted for Fraud.
    But if you can’t do the time don’t do the crime as they say.

    And all this in a terrible Recession where Millions are losing jobs with no such Golden Parachutes. So amazingly out of touch it defies belief.

  86. 387
    Upyours says:

    You have to laugh at the crooks. First they claim they haven’t done anything wrong. Then they lie. Then they want the ‘mole’ arrested for telling the truth. Then they panic. Then they say sorry for being criminals. Then they ask to give back their criminally obtained gains and to be let off because they were caught with their mucky hands in the till. Then they say, oh hold on this is going on for ages, ‘democracy’ is under threat. (There are NO too big to fail political parties! True democracy is all about supply and demand) Now they are calling it a witch hunt: BUT witches didn’t actually exist did they? CORRUPT POLITICIANS do! Now they are calling in so-called ‘psycotherapists’ and trying to make US feel guilty for telling criminal scum that they are in fact just that. There is no such thing as an inner fucking child by the way. That moron psycho-anal-yst on BBC News was full of shit. Sociopaths are incapable of guilt or remorse they are unendingly MANIPULATIVE. Where did they drag her from? Who knows her? She was a quack. I love seeing the liberal NAZI class struggling like a worm on a hook. You have ruined our country. Now you will ALL pay. And if you are in the media don’t think you are getting off. WE JUST HAVEN’T GOT AROUND TO ‘YOU’…Yet. Give us time. We are just warming up. Revenge is so fucking sweet. It’s payback time motherfuckers. You are going to pay for your crimes. When the economy really starts going tits up at the end of the year YOU will know what real fear is.

    • 394

      Sorry? I missed the bit where they said sorry.

      I heard: “you are all jealous” and “I’ve done nothing wrong”, “it’s within the rules”, “but the poor duckies have got to live somewhere”, “I haven’t got a boyfriend to cut my grass, so you’ll have to pay for it”, “But I live in Southampton”, “somebody has got to put my children through university”, “I’ve got to eat something, so you owe me a dinner” and “I’m entitled to a whore because it supports me in my parliamentary work”.

      We should have a set of cards so the whole family can join in and play Politicians’ Excuses Snap. We can include two ‘Sorry’ cards to stand as the jokers.

    • 395
      Dogger says:

      Yup. Agree with every FUCKING word.

  87. 392

    [...] This post was Twitted by gillmcl – Real-url.org [...]

  88. 407
    expat in waiting says:

    Pretty much all there is to say:

    “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

    • 417
      Rebekah Wade says:

      Harriet Harman is meant to be a woman so she would look like a chick.

      • 419
        expat in waiting says:

        A woman are you sure? – surely the troughing makes her more of a ….



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