Comments on: Friday Caption Contest

By: MI6

MI6 — Tue, 26 May 2009 06:50:41 +0000

Jackie smith passes new sex laws.

1. Men need permit to have sex with young women.
2. Men without permit are in breach of human right act and shall face fine, imprisonment or both.
3. Using the defence of consent by the Women in question is no defence.
4. Government have decided to take away all of a Womans responsibilty in consenting to have Sex.
5. Smith needs more convictions on Sex offences to fulfill obligation to fill proposed prison places for the next decade.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:16:32 +0000

Yeah because comments like that will really encourage any remotely attractive women to enter the bear-pit. Douche.

By: Linda

Linda — Mon, 25 May 2009 14:42:12 +0000

Train Announcement

Due to financial reasons we are happy to inform you of the following.

The Luton = South Hampton Lien is due to close imminently.

This will be followed within the next 12 months by the South London to Redditch Lien.

Please note both cost cutting initiatives are due to the unsustainable cost of maintaining both LIENS

By: Mrs Trellis

Mrs Trellis — Mon, 25 May 2009 10:00:03 +0000

429

By: Julianlzb87

Julianlzb87 — Mon, 25 May 2009 09:01:09 +0000

And the winner is?

By: hobgoblin

hobgoblin — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:00:35 +0000

Print picture, place in frame, put on mantleshelf, kids won’t dare go near the fire.

By: Jaccqui Smith and her lesbian 'friend'

Jaccqui Smith and her lesbian 'friend' — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:15:37 +0000

All men are rapists.

By: thick as thieves

thick as thieves — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:15:45 +0000

er, if they were whores then those ugly fucking bastards would go hungry.
I wouldn’t pay the c’unts in washers, would you?
I still quite fancy a soapy tit wank off jackie, mind.
as long as her husband’s not hiding in the cupboard!

By: going down the pan

going down the pan — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:01:01 +0000

IT says here that this MP needs 30 tons of shit on his lawn! great we’ll hold the labour party conference on it problem solved!

By: going down the pan

going down the pan — Sun, 24 May 2009 12:40:01 +0000

second and third place contestant in the new labour extreme make over contest : won by margret beckett!