May 20th, 2009

9 / 10 Voters Want More Heads to Roll


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Damn straight ~ 1226

  2. 2
    Bollocks to NuLabour says:


  3. 3
    MK says:

    Today’s PMQ performance was a critical moment. Momentum will accelerate now – this will end long before next May.

  4. 4
    Spider says:

    1 down many more to go. As soon as McDoom stops bottling the ballot box.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Call an election now you one-eyed, miserable coward.

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Vote B.N.P.

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    MI5 says:

    hardly surprising

    The Labour and Tory parties are still patholoically incapable of “GETTING IT”

    Years of corruption…It became a “right” for Politicians..and they simply have not got the cojones to send eathother to Prison (nor have the Police or CPS)…This looks pre-revolutionary me…

    What are the estimates for the outcome of a General Election now ?

    Haven’t seen polls for Scotland and Wales..

    Anyone seen polls recently for Scotland and Wales please ?

    And when the PM says an election would be “chaos” we are near the edge of disaster…

  8. 8
    Nadine Dorries says:


    I mean



  9. 9
    Bordeaux Binger says:

    We should bring back beheading for corrupt politicians. Decapitation is said to concentrate the mind.

  10. 10
    Another mad Fife git says:

    I want them all to stay and SUFFFFERRRR!

  11. 11
    Optional says:

    Blears Jakee Spliff Hooon Broooon – Nick Badgerwatcher, the lot of them. Off with their heads and onto PIKES. WE WANT A GENERAL ELECTION NOW!

  12. 12
    Number 6 says:

    Get these scum sorted then onto the biggest suckers of our money – the EU and the MEPs.

  13. 13
    Vicki Pollard says:

    Yeah but, why but, but why?

    I mean


  14. 14
    Bollux to ZaNuLabour says:

    This country is in a pathetic state – in any other western country there’d have been a revolution by now or, short of that, an immediate general election would have been called especially given that this government is on its knees and must do so anyways within 12 months.

    I fucking hate Gordon Brown and his ZaNuLabour cronies so much it makes cry.

  15. 15
    Make Brown History says:

    Let’s make ZaNuLabour history NOW

  16. 16
    ZaNu Labour make me sick says:

    I long for a military coup

  17. 17
    Historian says:

    Who sang


    New Mock Tudor beams for the right answer…

  18. 18
    Eyes off the ball says:

    Please keep waffling about this two penny half penny scandal while the economic implosion continues.

    Eyes right, lef, ri, lef, ri, lef, ri,

    at the double!!

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    The Public says:

    Call an Election.
    Let US choose the rolling heads.

  20. 20

    I want to see a few MPs is prison. Could we also make a big brother type programme so we could see the MPs behind bars daily and hear the stupid things they have to say? They should feel quite at home living off the taxpayers in this way.

  21. 21
    Distiller's Salesman says:

    My sales of Scottish wine shooting up in Westminster…

    Good news

    They are all pissed, you see…

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    Skull Fucks says:

    Orwell woz ‘ere: Labour Doubleplusungood speak:

    1] gentleman`s club (a la HoC) = troughers` pig sty.

    [2] completely unacceptable behaviour (a la Blears) = well qualified to sit in the cabinet.

    [3] chaos = losing the next general election.

    [4] getting on with job = putting off chaos.

    Seen in a post at Coffeehouse.

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    It's all Balls says:

    Martin going was the end of the beginning and not the beginning of the end.

    The age of the Troughers is (almost – time will tell) dead

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    Master Baiter says:

    Tough luck!

  25. 25
    The Public says:

    We need to pick them off to get them out. They are feeding until we do.
    Quicker we do that then quicker somebody can do something.
    That’s the whole point.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Barry (Toilets) McGuire I contest.

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    raisethegame says:

    Can’t help but think Brown thinks he’s shot the fox with sacking of the speaker and his announced temporary measures but he’s so wrong. They will all get a kicking whenever the election comes but Labour will be ground into the dirt more than the rest.

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    Steve says:

    Well said Kalvis – that’s taxpayers’ money spent on MPs that we don’t mind paying :-)

    BTW, your petition is up to 61,000 now, twice as many as 2nd placed one.

    Next petition is this one to get the PM to call an election

    fingers crossed if everyone promotes it we can get it up to second :-)

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    I can’t see how we’d choose 10 from the 100 or so to go.

    However, I think the telegraph are really taking the piss today. “Bloody idiots who’ve never been out of london” comes to mind.

    The MP with about the biggest area of land, sea, and islands, with windy roads, and seasonal ferries getting tackled for employing a “impractical to travel” rule.
    AND that he stays in “pretty fishing towns” “overlooking the sea or lochs”.

    f’in hell. Don’t ruin a story with basic geographic faults.

    Perhaps they’d like him to charter a helicopter instead.

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    Anonymous says:

    Do we yet know how much the total amount spent on expenses and extras is as a percentage and £ amount of total parliamentary spend for MPs? Or even how much this budget has grown over the last 20 years?

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    Skull Fucks says:

    Cry baby

  32. 32
    horrorfan24 says:

    I totally agree a general election is called for, but what I’ve said a number of times on here, is that we wont get an early general election, unless we make the government take notice of us, and the best way to do that is by having a general strike.

    How many more times do I have to say it, these greedy politicians wont take a blind bit of notice about what the public wants, unless you do something which stops the flow of the country. You have to force their hand, or you get nothing, direct and sustained action is the only thing these self serving, pig headed bastards understand.

    Whilst we are all moaning and blogging about how awful this is, and how we all want a general election now, the government will keep on giving out hollow platitudes about how sorry it is, and how they are making changes. Gordon Brown will keep on insisting, as he did yesterday at the afternoon press conference when asked about an early general election, that people are confusing the issue, it’s not about a change in government, it’s about a change in parliament.

    He will keep deflecting the issue of an early GE until Britain as a whole gets rid of it’s bloody apathy and learns to take action. Action, which involves stopping the country from working, action which involves more than just ranting and moaning.

    I’m willing to take bets right now, that without marches on parliament or a general strike, we will just get more of the same, and we wont get an early general election.

    For Christ sake people, the speaker has just resigned, now as I understand it once that happens it should signal an immediate GE, but Brown said yesterday he’s not going to call one. As I’ve said in other posts; politicians will be happy for us to rant and moan all day long, as long as we don’t challenge them directly. They must be rubbing their hands with glee, seeing us all venting spleen on these boards and on TV and radio, as long as we don’t do anything which stops the country from running smoothly.

    We all mock the French, but, say what you like, they wouldn’t put up with a tenth of this before they organised a general strike to bring their government to it’s knees. We are far to easy to placate in this country, we whine and moan, but never do anything to bring about real change

    It’s your choice people, if you want an early GE, get off your backsides and bring the country to a standstill and make these greedy bastards realise that unless we get exactly what we want, then we ain’t doing anymore work. It’s eaither that, or stop moaning and simply put up with it until next year. It’s a very very simple choice.

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    Anonymous says:

    Indeed, the whole thing needs a deep clean from top to bottom.

    By that I mean from the House of Lords through HoC, through Civil Service through to quangos.

    The whole feckin lot needs sorting out.

    I bet with some careful thought you could knock 30% off the current govt budgets WITHOUT impacting front line service.

    THAT is what CMD means when he talks about cuts – get rid of the “committee for geraniums in spring in the Hebrides” and other such nonsense.

    Get some morality back in the country.

    It has to start with the Govt. funded bodies.

    I’m hoping that the DT has more and starts to ratchet up the pressure again tomorrow.

  34. 34
    Sky News says:

    Bit messy.

  35. 35
    Master Baiter says:

    All the dodgy sponsors of the Conservative high profile MPs are collapsing.

    William Hague’s Merebis, bust
    Ken Clarke’s, Centaurus, bust
    Francis Maude’s Prestbury subprime mortgage thieves, bust
    George Osborne’s Nat Rothschild, pulled the plug, flooded the bilges

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    raisethegame says:

    Here’s an Edinburgh Evening News reader’s comment in response to trougher Michael Connarty Daily Telegraph response

    “”I hope the newspaper will eventually answer in court for this criminal act.” He’s extracting the urine with this one. He’s had his hand so far into our pockets he could pull up our socks and he has the gall to blame the press? Paying it back isn’t enough. Being kicked out of the Commons isn’t enough. This won’t be over until he and those like him have yet another home at the taxpayers’ expense: jail cells.

  37. 37
    Peter Andre says:

    What about me….I’m thinking of standing…new challenges etc

  38. 38
    Backwoodsman says:

    spot on, the sleaze is piss poor, but nulabs’ utter profligate incompetence as a goverment and the effect that is having on the economy, puts it in to perspective.
    Let constituency parties deselect as required, but lets get back to the real problem, which is what a decade of nulab has done to the country. Half of you muppets on here whining about their expenses, must have voted for the fuckers at some stage !

  39. 39
    Claude Alexander's Dummy says:

    Gordon’s Tie at PMQ. I despair.
    Think he found it in one of his rolled up dirty socks 2 minutes before he made it to the House.
    Maybe sacking that cleaner wasn’t such a good idea, and who could deny him £15 for an electric iron on expenses ?
    He is a Prime Minister after all.
    An intellectual Heavyweight,
    A World Leader.
    The world is watching … and we get Wurzle Gummage to humiliate us further.

  40. 40
    Glove Puppet says:

    Gentleman’s Club = Blatant attempt by Brown to associate Expenses Row with Tories!

  41. 41
    Icarus says:

    Re Damian McBride:

    Asked the Civil Service this on 7th May:

    Enquiry: Damian McBride has recently left his position in No10,
    DowningStreet as a special adviser. Can you confirm that he is still
    employed by the Civil Service and if so in what position.


    Apologies for the delay in responding to your query.

    For information regarding Damian McBride I would recommend contacting No10 directly. You can find out how to contact them on their website at:

    Kind regards

    Chris Watson
    Civil Service Web Manager
    Cabinet Office, 22 Whitehall, London.

    The Cabinet Office – is that anywhere near No 10? Why didn’t he just say that Damian McBride is no longer a civil servant? Unless…..

    Did anyone else get an answer asking No 10?

  42. 42
    Gordon Brown's Nokia (Ouch!) says:

    Gordon does not do happy, let’s face it if you had this shower of muppets would you do happy

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, I will be voting for the British Nudist Party

  44. 44
    Indignant Dimwit says:

    To which should be added gobbledeegook, gobbledeegook

  45. 45
    Esther says:

    not in Luton your not Thats life eh?

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    I won’t be happy until Vaz is gone – $75,000 for a property 12 miles from his home.

    To Jacqui’s Thought Police that probably makes me a “racist” :/

  47. 47
    Bollox to NuTory says:

    wE wAnT bLoOd!!!

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    The same thing could be said about protesting in non-functioning Third World democracies. Look at Thailand and Pakistan……

  49. 49
    Dirty Tricks Brown says:

    Once MCBRIDE always MCBRIDE

  50. 50
    M.T.BUCKET says:

    Bob Dylan.

  51. 51
    Can't Kukri, Won't Kukri says:

    Brown and Labour for the next 15 years- bust

  52. 52
    Master Baiter says:

    Start with Caroline Spelman and Derek Conway they’ve already been investigated and admitted it.

    Of course they were both elected as Conservatives……

  53. 53
    Pollster says:

    Latest opinions polls

    With General Election now

    New Criminal Labour would have




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    lifting a glass to Guido in Margaux & thanking heaven I don't have to live in your shitty country says:

    Not if you listen to Radio 4 at lunch time though. Their vox pop found one person who didn’t want an election & one who wasn’t othered
    BBC It’s part of the problem

  55. 55
    no longer anonymous says:

    Master Baiter, have you ever attacked the Labour Party or do you only attack the Tories to irritate people. If the latter, what’s the point? do you get some sort of weird thrill out of it?

  56. 56
    Right-wing social engineer says:

    This is a good idea, many people need to be taught a lesson for their crimes. Starting with every single person in Gordon Brown’s constituency who voted for him…

  57. 57
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Do I get the impression that not only has Brown denied the motion for a GE at PMQs today, but also that he has decreed that only one vote in a thousand is to be allowed to reach the e-petition for him to resign?

  58. 58
    Let them eat Cake. says:

    Why are front line services so untouchable. I don’t get it.
    Eg. “Front line” teachers working 16 hours/week pocketing salaries well above national average and getting cast iron pension guarantees ?
    And remember the NUT presently has a 10% pay demand on the table. No cuts there and an increase on everyone’s tax to pay for it. All agreed then ?
    No productivity agreements needed and no failing teachers in any of our schools, am I right ?
    Massive savings can be made in all parts of the public sector. Front line or not.
    (Sorry teachers, just making a point)

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  60. 60

    Join me at Parliament on Saturday at noon then.

    Even the Beast of Clerkenwell is finding time in his busy schedule to attend. God help us.

  61. 61
    Master Baiter says:

    Interesting point a prisoner costs in excess of £100,000 a year to keep incarcerated.

  62. 62

    If Iceland can get rid of them, so can we.

  63. 63
    Plato says:

    Something else fun from Coffee House – Gordon’s Bullshit Bingo

  64. 64
    You don't have to be Posh to be pushy says:

    Paper cut, ouch!

  65. 65
    caesars wife says:

    looks like blears is ginger chutney , but how can he treat her one way and jaqui another , as far as i can tell jaqui has claimed double what squirrel nutkin has , i have a long list , keith vaz , john mcfall ,jim murphy and douglas alexander , ed and yvette , hoon .

    re vagni vid , very scary guido very scary , however genius approach to a difficult subject

  66. 66
    Groucho says:

    David Abrahams – bust

    Well he might be if he doesn’t get that £680k back. He is getting it back, isn’t he?

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    MI5 says:





  68. 68
    Pissed off voter says:

    prosecutions and repayment of all profits gained through flipping and evasion of stamp fees.

  69. 69
    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    I have an open letter to my (Labour MP) who couldn’t answer and offered to write to the Cabinet Office on my behalf.
    No answer as yet.

  70. 70
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Luton Hoo is not the constituency house.

  71. 71
    Plato says:

    *Nick Griffin in the buff – reaches for mind bleach*

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    Scallywag says:

    If McTwat won’t do it, and you know he won’t, what about a bit of retrospective legislation just after the next GE. That would be a sure fire vote winner.

    Guess who would be at the top of my list.

    O/T, but anybody know when I will be able to buy the Daily Telegraph’s Souvenir Edition featuring Mr & Mrs Blinkybollocks???

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    There is no point in replying. You have probably been dragged from your PC and as I type are headed for a rendition flight, destination unknown…….

  74. 74
    BOFL says:

    Proceeds of crime to be sold off/clawed back…….prison for embezzlement and perverting the course of justice-and not for 12 fooking days!!!!!!!!

    no titles-no pension- and no VOTE!!!!!!

    the England cricketers could attend and get some catching practice ahead of the Ashes.
    I doubt if they would have to face such slippery objects as mps at Lords!

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    Dirty Tricks Brown says:

    It’s all a question of blackmail my dear

    If you learnt your politics in the cesspool of Criminal Scottish Labour its all a QUESTION OF WHO HAS THE MOST BLACKMAIL ON WHOM

    The Poison Dwarf has none…so there…Jacqui has…

    We are in Palermo now (as the new song foes)…

  76. 76
    Scallywag says:

    Perhaps the ladies know where McTwat has buried the bodies…

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    Scorched Earth says:

    Of course. It’s blindingly obvious that the voters are not going to forget about this in a week, a month, a year or even 5 years.

    The damage has been well and truly done and all the damage control in the world isn’t going to change it back now.

    Politicians are regarded as little better than thieving scum but a massive proportion of the British Population.

    And by all means have an Election tomorrow but it’s still not going to change the publics opinion that MP’s are all troughing piggish b@stards with the greed of a Banker and the morals of a Paparazzi.

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    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    As I wrote directly to MP, hopefully that will thwart any avoidance.
    In any case, I asked to confirm that no position in no10 or civil service and never will be.
    I got feeling my MP supports my insistence.
    We’ll see.

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    Is it just me that sees the ‘Jock’ theme running through all these problems that the country has.
    The useless PM, his ‘Darling’ Chancellor, the pig of a speaker, the RBS & HBOS,
    and there must be more!
    Is this not more than a coincident, or is this a Scottish plot

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    Anonymous says:

    What about starting with the NO 1 trougher.The cons. very own chipmunk.

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    MI5 says:

    Except for Peers of course…

  82. 82
    Scallywag says:

    He needs a tie press. His expenses can run to that…

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    The same way as during mass protest against Hezbollah (nearly million people) in Beirut the Beeb managed to find two bods who were pro-Hezbollah.

  84. 84
    Peter Andre says:

    anyone seen my wife?

  85. 85
    Crime Spotter says:

    To the POLICE



  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Nadine Dorries’ Bust – YES PLEASE !

  87. 87
    Crown Prosecutor says:

    Anyone for golf ??

  88. 88
    Hank Ruquedham-Pease says:

    Why do you think our military have been kept so poorly equipped in recent years ?

  89. 89
    Caligula says:

    Is she by any chance my horse as well ??

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    Master Baiter says:

    Transparency and sunlight are the best disinfectants.

    Second jobs are a potential for corruption and should be transparent, they’re not and Conservatives have resisted disclosure, partly becasue they’re so embarassed by how little they get.

    Political funding is a potential for corruption and should be transparent also. Conservatives have resisted disclosure of funding and obfuscated when they do disclose.

    If you are happy with that, fine. Normal people are not happy with it.
    It gives them a strong clue of the real motives of many Conservative politicians, it makes them think they’re “bought and paid for”.

    Voter suppression is a typical right wing tactic, in the US the police set up road blocks on election day to stop African Americans from voting.
    The allowances sideshow is a voter suppression wheeze, but it will backfire against the right.

    The clue is in the name.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Want more heads to role?

    From where I am sitting NOT ONE head has rolled. Early retirement on a golden parachute onto a seat in the Lords for life is hardly a punishment. And if it is considered punishment I would like to turn myself in and have swome of the same.

  92. 92
    Groucho says:

    But it would be money well spent

  93. 93
    Icarus says:

    My reply was from the Cabinet office!!

  94. 94

    The thought of putting Hazel Blears in the club…….

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    This is why they should call in Scotland yard.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    “Interesting point” eh, Baiter ?
    Wouldn’t I just love being out on the town chasing women with you ?
    Bet you are some catch, huh ?

  97. 97
    Jordan says:

    You’re not getting a penny

  98. 98

    Someone say “the french” …. I’ve said it before and I’ll no doubt say it again “theres no such expression as ‘taxpayers money’ in French”

    One man can spend 2 million quid on food, and they still elect him president. (Being slightly fairer on him only £12 grand a month on himself).

    I’m not sure if MPs still get expenses paid in suitcases of cash, with absolutely no accounting – that was the case less than 10 years ago.

    Other politicians around the world will be tittering nervously and thinking “Les pauvres sods” and be glad they’ve got more privacy.

  99. 99
    the real master baiter says:

    I’m shagging your wife Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters as we speak.

  100. 100
    It's all Balls says:

    It’s the Beeb’s definition of balance.

    98 voters want an election
    1 isn’t bothered
    1 doesn’t want an election.

    BBC balance = 1 from each category.

    Crap maths but such a statistically illiterate approach does enable the Beeb to define its own rules (where have I heard that before?) regarding who they poll for interview and to justify the approach as incorporatinmg all points of view.

    Clever eh?

  101. 101
    yudansha says:

    Harriet Harman stating that this will bring a close to the ‘gentlemens’ club’

    What ???

    So it was only men wot dunnit ? And drawing a line under it all so early ???

  102. 102
    It's all Balls says:

    From what I hear she’s more likely one of your Sisters

  103. 103
    M.T.BUCKET says:

    Worth every penny to see this load of hoons locked up.

  104. 104
    nigella says:

    Its all too late, this scottish prick will be remembered forever – we will be paying out taxes for a generation to pay for the dishonest and reckless decisions of an inept boring moron.

    what really gets me upset is that the baffoon is in denial, it has spouted this rhetoric and shit for so long that he now truly believes he is not to blame for the dire state of our national and personal circumstance.

    Time for an election – lets clear them out – line in the sand.

    We demand respect and understanding.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, but Cabinet Office will reply to my MP.
    If it is simply forwared then it’s another Surgery visit to stress that isn’t an answer. This is binary. Yes/No.

  106. 106
    Papasmurf says:

    Mark Thomas called for the receipts audit to go back 9 years. I said 7 years but there is a reason it is limited to 4 years and that is because people like our crooked smiler Tony Bliar would be caught in the fallout.

    9 years then and proson for the corrupt.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    What makes her think a club for Lesbian anti Gobal warming unmarried mothers would be any better?

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Vote Buggers.Not.Paid.

  109. 109

    Then the BBC, then the fake charities and the Civil “Service”

  110. 110
    Moley says:

    They criticised him for staying overnight on the Island of Bute which was 38 miles from his second home.

    If there is no ferry it’s too far too swim, bloody idiots.

  111. 111
    Groucho says:

    What do you think this is? A democracy??

  112. 112

    100,000* is much less than the cost of an MP.

    Lets give “MPs” free accommodation AND food every-day. Let’s stop them having to worry about their jobs or paying the mortgage.

    Seize their assets bought by troughing and put them in jail.

    * It’s 40K a year to keep a crim in jail.

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    It doesn't add up... says:

    Cost saving idea:

    sub-contract the jailing e.g. to Thailand. I gather Australia stopped admitting people under Transportation a while back.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    gordon Brown is a coward, he would much rather sit down in the small room and
    bite his nails (to the quick). His religious father obviously didn’t school him in the
    art of courage. Keep up the hullabaloo, mps are already hoping the cricis is dying
    down. The Bastille WILL fall.

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    Moley says:

    The public sector plays a game whenever they are told to save money.

    They deliberately cut front line services instead of making cuts where they can be made without affecting services.

    Hospital managers always close wards rather than sacking tiers of management.

    That is a problem which needs to be overcome, if necessary by imposing cuts and sacking chief executives who cut front line services.

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    p1 says:

    His tie-knotting has been a good indicator of his true character for years. He’s a rude and slovenly individual who can’t take advice – but then we all new that even before 1997 didn’t we? Weirdly, he probably thinks he’s the “best knotter of ties” ever, and can’t understand why everyone else on the planet doesn’t believe him when he tells them this.

    Less importantly, has he sacked Uddin yet? and what was Hoon doing laughing and chatting with Hilary Benn on the Front Bench during PMQ’s? I had naturally assumed that he had been sacked following his expenses scam – this is truly the Do Nothing Prime Minister.

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    barefootcontessa says:

    PS. Have you seen Nick Brown’s dirty, cheap slip-ons, (shoes).

  118. 118
    gordon- i fucking loathe tony- Brown says:

    and all the toads were sucking his shriveeled cock at pmqs!

    turds one and all.

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    Caligula says:





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    Blameitonthefeesorifice says:

    What about marching on the HoP and then past the brun hus? In anticipation, am perfecting my pig troughing squealing noises whilst holding nose against the stench of their corruption.

    They may get it with a roar of disapproval from a million people. How are your diaries looking – needs to be soon?

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    Stronghold Barricades says:

    How about a strike on paying Tax?

    Would Brown and Co even notice the lack of funds flowing into the Treasury?

  122. 122
    Groucho says:

    I love this condemnation of the old system that almost all of them were exploiting to the max until a few days ago

    As I once said “Hey, I have principles. If you don’t like them, I can get new ones”

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    MI5 says:



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    Paddy Ashdown says:

    must agree. Poor show using influence to fill bank accounts when they could be using it to de-pant young career minded recent university leaver interns. I’d have respected that kind of decent scandal. This theiving malarky is just grubby.

  125. 125
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Complete clear out, and no opportunity to “resign” onto a comfortable pension

  126. 126
    Trough Mixture says:

    The Broon Govanment. There y’are!

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    Trivia says:

    Ahh Plato, did you know that he used to be pretty fit when he used to box at Cambridge? He’s got to be better looking in the buff than the one eyed scottish idiot… it occurs to me… in the buff (BUF)… geddit?

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Barry McGuire

  129. 129
    MI5 says:

    Abolish the electorate as your brother used to say…

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    xsdogskin says:

    Isle of Bute is only a half hour ferry trip, there is a service every half hour up to ten o’clock.
    So, an overnight stay really is unnecessary

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    I just read that Nick Griffin was going to meet the Queen, maybe she knows something we don’t.

  132. 132
    John Redwood says:


    Deregulate the fees office, quick!


  133. 133
    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui says:

    Just read about Jordan’s big split. Naturally it was in a Broad Sheet,too big
    for a tabloid.

  134. 134
    p1 says:

    McBride clearly still on the payroll. Civil service covering up to give time for further smudging of facts and for a “line” to be developed. Maybe N Dorries should be asking this question direct to Gus O’Donnell?

  135. 135
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    Why do you people hate Labour so much, just give it a rest already. I’ve done well over the years under Blair and Brown. Give me one good reason why I should vote any other way in the future?

    Come the elections you moaners will be in for a shock. Don’t forget “its the economy stupid” I’m doing just fine.

    Gordon Brown will lead Labour to a glorious, deserving victory in 2010.

  136. 136
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    I’m sure we can contract it out to some pfi organisation in Afghanistan

    Help us, help them…win/win

  137. 137
    MI5 says:

    Where are BLAIR and MANDESLON ?

    Poisoning crime scenes and shredding archives ??!

  138. 138
    Cassandra King says:

    A classic coward like Brown is in love with the idea of courage because he lacks that trait so completely!

    Brown mistakes bullying for courage, its what all cowardly bullys do, they get into positions of power over weaker people and then they dominate them and demean them.

  139. 139
    Chris says:

    Blears: ‘PM thinks I’m doing great job’

    What do you think?

  140. 140
    p1 says:

    House of Lords latest scandal – Truscott and Taylor let off serious malpractice with six month suspension (including summer holidays). Looks like Uddin will get a £50 fixed penalty then – what a disgrace

  141. 141
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Lamont has said he doesn’t want Martin in the Lords

    No reward for failure, maybe we should just get the axeman in to ensure we don’t need to answer the question

  142. 142
    dirtyden says:

    There’s only one head I want to see rolling down parliament square – for the moment.

    The others we can vote the fugg out.

  143. 143
    Bewildebeest says:

    Done it.

  144. 144
    Anonymous says:

    My other half’s a teacher – steady on there – it’s my retirement fund!

    Seriously, from what I hear of it, some of it is a sham.

    They’ve one person there who really isn’t up to it. But instead of telling said person and either training them or getting rid, they just push them to one side where they do less damage. Obviously still on full pay though.

    When I asked about person’s performance appraisal, I asked “did you tell xxx where they are going wrong”

    Met with a puzzled look….

    “If you don’t tell xxx how can they know their bad performance areas and where they need to improve”

    Blank looks

    “Look dear (always patronises the wife), if he’s not told he’s crap, he’s never going to improve”

    Wife: “This has gone on for years, he won’t change”

    Me “Why is he still in his job then?”

    Wife: “Too difficult to get rid of. he does the allotment so that’s OK”

    Me ” For 45 grand??????”

    Missus blushes.

    Have to say, the missus works hard. Prob averages 50 hours a week.

    Honestly some of them just need the feckin sack. end of.

  145. 145
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    I agree with Mr Brown. Hazel is a credit to this country and a shining star in the political spectrum. You name one female conservative who can compare?

  146. 146
    It doesn't add up... says:

    I wouldn’t want her on stage at a Gentleman’s Club. Perhaps she’s thinking of Jacqboots’ latest bill?

  147. 147
    Chris says:

    I don’t care how bad things get…I will never vote for the racist BNP party!

  148. 148
    Give us an election you prick says:

    “It’ll cause chaos” for who – Brown – cos it won’t for the rest of us – The man really is a cowardly snivelling shite

  149. 149
    Goldhawk Road says:

    Master Bater I always wondered who was going to be stupid enough to vote for Labour in the next election – you are that man! Congratulations wanker.

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    Who have you been stealing from then ?

  151. 151
    Give us an election you prick says:

    Your a banker or a wanker same difference

  152. 152
    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    I believe you mentioned in past posts that you work in the Civil Service.
    Same protection of organisation happens in private sector too. Human nature but not a major issue for competent management consultants (yes, I believe they can provide value) and re-engineering actions.
    We even have an ex Tory leader who is a management expert – ready made job for him, perhaps.
    We simply cannot afford this waste across the board, we have decimated our industries that create wealth, and any increases in tax will simply jam the brakes full on.
    This time it’s the Public Sector that provides the growth needed (by taking the cuts and providing the respite and tax reduction/stability until the rest of the economy can take up the strain).

  153. 153
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    What will you say when she is sacked at the next reshuffle?

  154. 154
    anon126 says:

    as I say in my blog ( ) the public wants are simple; we want the guilty punished. We don’t want the corrupt to slope off into retirement comfortable in their taxpayer funded pension. We want them prosecuted.

    this is not a party issue, it is simply we want all the corrupt to be brought to justice.

    Brown is finished we all can see that, but the fact that he and labour cannot see what needs to be done shows either a terrifying level of being out of touch, or shows that they are all implicated…either way we need justice and the guilty punished

    because of the corruption and the inability of Brown to govern effectively we need an election now

  155. 155
    Ratsniffer says:

    I know we might cringe at our own blood sucking leeches with their claims for bog seats, mock tudor beams and second homes. But compared to the Nelson Riddles going on in Euroland, this is chicken feed.

    I suspect the EU shredding dept is working overtime just in case they ever have to actually make their accounts public, and show us all exactly how much money is being sucked into its vast black hole.

    Have a word with boyo Kinnock. He’ll tip us the wink as to how it all works. He did, after all, make a fine job of routing out fiddles and corruption….

  156. 156
    Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

    You are Mary Piddle and I claim my £5

  157. 157
    Papasmurf says:

    Margaret Beckett has done a great job in teasing her £72,000 out of the public purse.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    MB – you cannot deny that this country is on it’s knees economically.

    And you can’t deny it was in good shape when ZaNuLab inherited it.

    The troughing is symptomatic of the “entitlement” culture that Lab have brought to the country.

    Expenses or no expenses, labour have screwed this country for at least 15-20 years.

    Thanks !

    And remember when the Tories get in, all of the cuts WILL be necessary because of an incompetent Labour regime.

    They are the facts, and I am afraid, you cannot deny them.

    End. Of.

  159. 159
    p1 says:

    I expect a lot of what Brown says to her goes right over her head.

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    Hanging's too good for the bastards says:

    So – carte blanche for anyone to steal whatever they like.
    If the thief gets caught then all he has to do is blame the system and offer to pay something back.
    Totally insane.

  161. 161
    Heads on poles says:

    Should the election come early, I can see it becoming a farce with tampered ballot boxes, thousands of extra postal votes and chaos all round.
    Pretty depressing that I would think that a party would stoop so low to maintain their grip on power but that is what Zanulabour have instilled in me.

    Similar to public opinion when tanks were sent to Heathrow – that it was a publicity stunt – what damage the Labour party have done to the electorate….

  162. 162
    Trough Mixture says:

    I think she’s got photographs. That’s what I think.

    We’re only mid morning on the downfall timeline. Cheer up, it’ll soon be afterHoon…

  163. 163
    p1 says:

    Chaos because he’ll have to move into “Sarah’s” one-bedroom flat – it’ll probably need a good clean though, and a new kitchen, as it hasn’t been used for years……..

  164. 164
    Shaun Woodward says:


  165. 165
    Heads on poles says:

    Surely an ASBO and a tag at the very least?

  166. 166
    Mine's a Babycham! says:

    Gentlemen’s club?

    More like a Working Mens Club

  167. 167
    Drippy another hoon says:

    poor demented liddle wa*nker doos

  168. 168
    dirtyden says:

    Any particular head anyone would like to see cut off? Answers on a postcard.

    I have a pecking order of decapitation – starting with the biggest head of them all.

  169. 169

    I would be happy to see that petition first!

  170. 170
    John Prescott says:

    Show us yer baps. Phwooorrrrr! Eh? Eh??

  171. 171
    Heads on poles says:

    Cheaper than letting them claim at Wetminster then.

  172. 172
    hoon says:

    ah but bliar expenses already “inadvertently” destroyed along with the Speakers.

  173. 173
    Richard Chimney says:

    I’m in the Wanking Men’s Club

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    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    #139 Well said, Sir.
    It’s all relative.
    There are companies out there – microsoft and GE for instance – who have a policy of sacking the bottom 10-15% of achievers annually.
    Drastic perhaps, but they claim it provides incentive and new blood.
    I’m not advocating the same but there is a balance to be struck.
    Can anyone name someone in UK Public Service that has been sacked for anything other than illegal practices, gross incompetence, health and safety ?
    The UK police spends more on the pensions of retired policemen than it does for men still working.
    This can go on – but not for much longer.

  175. 175
    McNic says:

    nigella says:
    May 20, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    Its all too late, this scottish prick

    Nigella please believe us when we say this is no fucking Scotsman!

    Anybody know anything about Jim “The Skull” Murphys claims as they have not appeared in any Scottish news outlets.

    Saor Alba!

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    Reds Under The Bed says:

    Yes, Guido, we do want more politicians’ blood – preferably served up in the form of a series of court summonses.

    The last time I looked, no-one in Britain is above the law – and if laws have been broken, justice demands justice.

    And if justice means anything, then it will be a travesty if Peter Mandelson, wiggles his way out of this. He is the man who, above all, set the tone for those entering politics to “get filthy rich”.

    Doing up his constituency house after announcing his retirement, and after delaying the by-election so he could spend thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money and making a serious profit, when he almost certainly never once conducted any constituency business after the improvements were made, is – to quote McSnottytwat – totally unacceptable.

    And he’s got some previous – third time unlucky?

  177. 177
    y fronts prevent fall out unless you are trougher testicle's balls says:

    Only a slow hog roast for 98% of them is appropriate, preferably tomorrow on Ludgate Hill or in Parliament Square

  178. 178
    hoon says:

    bute is the scots bogs so stay there

  179. 179
    Anonymous says:

    Scots liebour are scum!

    Why oh why do you sassenach cretins keep voting foreigners to rule over you??

    Wankers the lot of you!!

  180. 180
    Alistair (4Homes ) Darling says:

    Brown’s Britain – financially and morally bankrupt

  181. 181

    19:45 if not in summer on a saturday etc. etc. … to wemyss bay? at a guess thats at least 2 hours drive from his house.

    8pm to the other one. perhaps under an hour’s driving.

    Either way, considering the number of MPs who can’t get to the outskirts of London, its crap spin from the journos.

  182. 182
    Heads on poles says:

    Richard Banbrook, a member of the B&P London assembly will be taking Nick Griffin to a Buckingham Palace garden party.
    Still, those that argue that this party has no right to stand have forgotten about democracy – sometimes it throws up the answer some do not like.

  183. 183
    Dr Nuts says:

    I WAS drinking a cup of tea right then.

  184. 184
    Gordon Brown says:

    Fatal flaw: Labour ministers don’t want directorships in Afghanistan when they go throught that sweet revolving door. Home Counties-based companies only please.

  185. 185
    Jacqui Smith says:

    I know where you fucking live you fucking grass.

  186. 186
    G Sheppard says:

    Norine Dorries


  187. 187
    Marlon Brando says:

    I love you just for your name barefootcontessa…

    You must have class…

    What are you wearing today above your bare feet please ?

  188. 188
    Give me 650 lamp posts and a roll of piano wire and I can fix democracy says:

    I want the William Wallace treatment on the jocks.

  189. 189
    McNic says:

    Nigella please believe us when we say this is no fucking Scotsman!

    Anybody know anything about Jim “The Skull” Murphys claims as they have not appeared in any Scottish news outlets.

    Saor Alba!

  190. 190
    Traditionalist says:

    I’d settle for you learning to use shift / caps lock correctly.

  191. 191
    Reds Under The Bed says:

    We’re on to you Mr Wankerboy.

    It hasn’t escaped some people’s notice that a desperately seedy, bitter and twisted, emotionally tired, cabal of ex-Labour Party muckrakers – to wit, McBride, Draper and Wheelan – have set their myopic sights on pissing on Guido’s blog.

    Just fuck off now.

  192. 192
    Gutless Gordon says:

    Oooooh, nooooo. Tooooo risky

  193. 193
    Spin Doctor says:

    Is it true you suffer from a Repetative Strain Injury?

  194. 194
    UK Fred says:

    Of course it will. When do you think the IMF will have to come in?

  195. 195
    Kid in care in Islington says:

    Margaret Hodge

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    It could be worse for him… He could be you.

  197. 197
    Marlon Brando says:

    GuidoI hope you will inform us if anyone of these turds dares to sue you You are providing a service which is clearly in the PUBLIC INTERESTI see the Police have “dropped” the investigation of the leak of MPs expenses.Any explanation ?!Are you subject to any injunctions ate the moment ?
    We will raise the cash if you need help..

    We need to blast these people in Court personally now…

    Thanks and best of luck

  198. 198
    Roman Mart Rage says:

    with your snout in a trough
    and you will never
    LOOT alONe

  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    I think that’s your problem. They all watched Braveheart in 1995 and decided to head south to fuck up your country as revenge.

  200. 200
    Alec Gaudino says:

    To a paradise of loving

  201. 201
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    Gordon Brown should try everything he can to deny the conservatives the oxygen of publicity. I also think he should try and deny the public a general election. The public don’t know what they are saying. They don’t know what voting for the conservatives will mean for there children. We would be the laughing stock of the EU.

    My granddad fought in WWII to stop people like the conservatives. God help us under a conservative government. We need Labour to stay in power for as long as possible to steer the United Kingdom into the foreseable future.

    Look at Labours record since 1997.

    1) Lifted thousands of children out of poverty.

    2)Tough on crime and the causes of crime. Crime is now the lowest it has ever been in any western country. I can safety walk down my street at night.I could never do that under the last government.

    3) Well off pensioners who can afford good quality food and a warm home in the winter months. The heating allowance is fantastic. A true Labour party idea.

    4) More job vacancies now than any time in living memory. Very low unemployment rates, with a fair TAX system.

    5) Well educated youngsters who can read, write and do sums to a high standard. We have become world leaders under Labour.

    6) Protecting us all from the global threats of terrorism and global warming.

    7) Helping to spread democracy to other less fortunate countries.

    8) A strong manufacturing base exporting all over the globe.

    I could go on but Labour record speaks for itself. Why would any sane person vote anything other than Labour. I’m proud to be a Labour supporter and I’m proud of Gordon Browns exemplary record.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    I see Iain Dale has been Carter – Fucked…

    Though handily Associated Press are having to pick up the tab !

    So the Main Stream Media does have its uses ;-)

    Though whether Tom Watson will have to pay the dosh back if it turns out he was telling porkies ‘Archer-style’ remains to be seen ;-0

  203. 203
    lololo says:

    The man in the white suit may go against the chipmunk in Salford according to Pravda NW.

  204. 204
    Steve says:

    There’s definitely something not quite right about the petitions site – I remember you and I having this conversation 3 weeks ago with the last one.

    I’m pretty sure there’s something underhand stopping this one rising, the Resign one happened too quickly for them to realise, we need maximum publicity for this one now so that they can’t pretend it doesn’t exist.

    4104 now, gone up about 400 today

  205. 205
    Peter Andre says:

    truly, you guys are insania. Look, apart from the new album, single, promo work, divorce and sudden lack of financial security i’ve got time to do a bit of MP-ing. Tuesdays’ always good and ill give you an all inclusive Price! Maybe

  206. 206
    "Dr" Ian Paisley says:

    The Pope was in Jordan recently.

  207. 207
    Master Baiter says:

    Please excuse me. I’m on a diet of crack cocaine and two-for-one bottles of wine from costcutters. Its to blot out the misery of my existence and the debt I have racked up buying ‘mature type lady’ porn.

  208. 208
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Actually, I’m happy he is here (despite my suspicions that he is actually B NP posing as a Labour shill). The chances of finding anyone who will vote Labour here are slim to zero.

    Not quite sure where he’d find any converts – even The Guardian and LabourList are endless rants at how awful Labour are.

    But, there must be an audience open to Labour point of view somewhere, musn’t there? … … … hmmmm?

    Oh dear…

  209. 209
    bandersnatch says:

    OK… I know about Will Lewis, the DTs youngest ever editor, and the factoid that he goes out drinking and karaokifying with Balls… but I can add up… I can check what is already out there and published… Surely we haven’t heard the end of the Cooperballs saga? If so I shall feel cheated!

  210. 210
    Archie MacPherson says:

    Normal service is resuming. We are back to the empty catechisms, the robotic platitudes, the idiotic cliches. Gordon Brown is a fortunate man in that the British public is too thick too realise what is going on and too obsequious to do a thing about it. Rest assured that things can get worse, much worse. There will be no wholesale cull, no mass deselection. Blears, Hoon, anyone you care to mention should be out on their ear already. Neither will an election and change of regime mean a thing. The need for profound change to this plutocracy is patently obvious, but any such change would mean the end for the dissolute reprobates that haunt parliament.

  211. 211
    Mitch says:

    I want blood !! I want fresh squealing piggies ripped from the trough and tossed into jail, they are thieves and fraudsters and its payback time.
    If this isn’t done the next Parliament will have about as much authority as this one has left.
    As far as Im concerned they are neither right nor honourable and if I saw one in the street I would spit on him.

    Ram that in your gammy eye snotty and call that election.

  212. 212
    Sir Fred Goodwinn says:

    Liar! B dem loans!

  213. 213
    bandersnatch says:

    Whooo-hooo Guido! I just got ‘Your comment is awaiting moderation.’ I thought you did post posting moderation IYSWIM , not pre. Perhaps I should read your site more carefully.

  214. 214
    Mrs Firm but Fair says:

    Is it too much to expect that the people who WE elect abide by all the same rules they inflict on us?
    NO subsidised bar or restaurant, NO exemption from the smoking legislation, in fact no exemptions from all the fucking shit they feel they have a right to subject us to. After all if they are so concerned for us the plebs………………

  215. 215
    Mitch says:

    Perhaps snottys mention of chaos was a threat rather than a prediction.

  216. 216
    It doesn't add up... says:

    That was the 5 million lost letters Brown referred to in PMQs

  217. 217
    Mr. echo says:

    She would not get anything like that where Stephanie Hulme works!

  218. 218

    One former conservative Prime-Minister that never lost an Election springs to mind.

  219. 219
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Thats a pretty well attended club

  220. 220
    Rt Hon Jacqui Smith MP says:

    Just gimme your fucking wallet you fuck. I’ll fuckin cut you up.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    Done it .

  222. 222
    Master Baiter says:

    Thank you Dr Feelgood. Wanna party big boy?

  223. 223
    Martin in Essex says:

    Done it, go Brown,you and your rotten party..

  224. 224
    All-Out! says:

    Time for a general strike- Solidarnosk style

  225. 225
    It doesn't add up... says:

    This sounds like a threat from a kidnap gang:

    “The Telegraph will disclose the claims of at least eight more MPs”

  226. 226
    dirtyden says:

    Troughing update at the Sleazygraph. MPs live in ponds!

  227. 227
    EC1 PhD says:

    With the Madonna, quite a threesome

  228. 228
    Rt Hoon Gordon Broon MP says:

    But I’m getting on with the job.

  229. 229
    Martin in Essex says:

    Well masturbator with £100,000 you could get your sex change operation and hopefully your hormones would fucking shut up.

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  231. 231
    angry voter says:

    The bbc suck donkey balls, scrap the license fee! I don’t see why I should be forced to pay for there crap. I hardly watch anything on the Bloated Brown C*ntishness channel.


  232. 232
    papasmurf says:

    Breaking ++++++ Breaking ++++++ Breaking

    MPs’ expenses: Ex-cabinet minister billed taxpayers instead of insurance
    The Telegraph will disclose the expenses of at least eight more MPs, including a former cabinet minister who billed thousands of pounds to the taxpayer for home repairs instead of claiming on a buildings and contents insurance policy.

    Now here’s the thing….. Have they claimed under the public purse AND have they claimed under the Insurance Policy…… Clear Criminal Offence if they have. Insurance Companies please check when the details get out later please.

  233. 233
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    You must live on the same planet as the Labour liars and thieves, it’s certainly not this one.
    There are so many vacancies and they are so well paid that the Poles around here are sitting at home watching Polsat because they can’t be bothered to work.
    And the local manufacturing base is doing so well that they have closed down and given all the workers an unlimited holiday.
    Yes we are all doing so well that the new college extension and all the other improvements that we were promised have been cancelled because we’re doing so well we don’t need them.
    You must be a Drug Dealer, that’s the only local sector I can see here that is expanding and profiting, especially now that the local police have had to make cuts.
    Can I have some?

  234. 234
    Ali Stewart says:

    Yes-but what do we want that an immediate GE can give us-Parliament still there, still 656? members, and all of the precedent, civil, constitutional and common law remains exactly the same. A GE now would give us the satisfaction of kicking the constituency incumbent, but right now, what would we get collectively?

    Hung parliament, weak Govn’t, the worst possible option. In that scenario if we believe in the rule of law and therefore recourse to the ballot box we would have an entirely impotent parliament where nothing would change except a bit of tinkering around the edges.

    I am all for getting shot of this shower but there are actually worse options. The only hope is that DC can get his act well enough together to get a working majority on a mandate that reflects the broad desires of the Country. Today we do not know what is his manifesto- we can only pray that it is not in the end NuLabour-lite.

    If a GE tomorrow does not give us “what we want” where the hell are we then? If we believe in Democracy then let it take it’s timely course. DC seems to have his finger on the pulse of public opinion right now, so maybe show trials when he has the power. But pre-election, or without a clear mandate on an unequivocal manifesto, forget real satisfaction on the venal scum who have ripped us off.

    But beyond our revenge, there are desparate problems to deal with, political and economic, which can only be confronted effectively by strong Govn’t. While DC today is no bankable option, he is the only credible one. Not a perfect option, but what in life is ever perfect?

    As a little more time goes on, if I am right he will strengthen his position; Brown will become weaker. Considered voting for candidates with all the facts to hand might deliver us a sensible verdict at the ballot box, but I do think a furious response “tomorrow” at a GE would be in the absence of all the facts- yes far more to come- and just yet, without sufficient credible alternatives.

    Just a little more time- keep the anger smouldering, stoke the fires of determination, forge purpose in the white heat of pure justification and take the dish of revenge, cold, absolute. Zero them out, and when its done bury me next to Churchill.

  235. 235

    IMF went bust at the time of Woolies. You might be mistaking the IMF for Monetry Fund International. MFI specialised in self assembly frameworks, fitted bare cupboards, Granite sub companies of Northern Rock, fully disintegrated regulatory systems, luxury extras at taxpayers expense, big glossy lifestyle adverts, unlimited feel good Sale periods, bath plugs and cheap self certificated credit to everyone.. Trouble was they were far too expensive and often failed to deliver within the timescale.
    It was all very New Labour.

  236. 236
    angry voter says:

    Where were ed and yvettes expenses released?

    How come the “Golden couple” seeming to miss the crossfire

  237. 237
    Lech the Electrician says:

    that’s Solidarnosc actually –

    trouble is bar all the righteous indignation the public in the UK have no stomach for real action – all Gordion the Knotted has to do is reduce the price of beer and chips and you will all go quietly back to your lives, happy to vote him or his counterpart Davy in again – forgetting all the furore.

    Bon Voyage

  238. 238
    Mr and Mrs Ed Balls says:

    We are grateful for the support and understanding of our family and friends in these diificult days.

  239. 239
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    Quote:”Have a word with boyo Kinnock. He’ll tip us the wink as to how it all works. He did, after all, make a fine job of routing out fiddles and corruption….” Unquote.

    Yeah, just like Labour here, by persecuting the whistleblowers.

  240. 240
    Magma says:

    What we need are Tanks in Downing Street and a couple of vacant lamposts.

  241. 241
    Rt Hon Jacqui Smith MP says:

    You think so fuckwit? Fuckin say that again and I’ll fuckin fuck you up. You fuck. I know where you live you fuck.

  242. 242
    JesmondJim says:

    I demand a referendum on independence – independence from Scotland and Wales. Just think of all the Incapacity Benefits we’d save.

  243. 243
    Madame la Guillotine says:

    C’est vrai!

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    What makes you think the generals aren’t stooges of New Labour? They’ve corrupted all other state institutions.

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    dirtyden says:

    “I’m alright, Jock,” more like.

    And btw, that list is pure fiction, ‘proud labour supporter’. Check out some independent sources instead of parroting the pisspoor prattle of your beloved Downing Street spin machine.

    Oh, and fuck off.

  246. 246
    Murdoch's Mole says:

    Heard the Screws of the World are working on Tax paid MP Nooky Specials for their discerning readership in Chequers.

  247. 247

    And Hoon hasn’t said a word about his quintuple times tax evasion.
    He doesn’t just just know where the bodies are buried, he still has the shovel.

  248. 248
    dirtyden says:

    “I agree with Mr Brown”.

    This has to be that twat Hawridge again.

  249. 249
    Lech the Electrician says:

    I wonder if he still needs a rewire?

  250. 250
    Dr Feelgood says:

    All you’ve done is contact someone in their IT dept.

    I believe you need to go via this:

  251. 251

    He was referring to postal votes.
    UKIP,Tory,Lib Dem, Green and BNP ones.
    Luckily the Labour ones were delivered safely.

  252. 252
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Also, try an FoI request via:

  253. 253
    gordon- i fucking loathe tony- Brown says:

    how can the police ever expect support from the public when they will not pursue the lords/mps/ministers?

    one law for them?
    i don’t think so!

  254. 254
    The all clear hasn't sounded yet says:

    You are absolutely correct; the expenses business will be slowly but surely be kicked into the long grass.Brown will hang on to the job he’s wanted since inception to the last minute.He will rely on apathy and short memories/attention span and produce a few cynical pretend give aways next spring.The IMF have just said something vaguely positivr about the UK; expect this to be puffed up by sympathetic media types. This isn’t over yet……gawd ‘elp us !

  255. 255
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Hoon politicians like McMental and Blair love hanging around soldiers because thay are cowards
    Bush and Cheney are others of the same genus.

  256. 256
    Mitch says:

    the perfect MP or lord.

  257. 257
    Madame la Guillotine says:

    I ‘av ze answer!

  258. 258
    Dr Feelgood says:

    This is a useful resource:

    When we have a new government will be the time to campaign for change. Labour will never be receptive (funny that).

  259. 259

    How much would it cost just to shoot them? Tremendous savings are possible.

  260. 260
    I'm Alright Jack says:

    If you’ve read my posts you will see that I suffer from a mental illness. Its called opersiteitus and causes the sufferer to say the opersite of what they mean. I just had my evening meal and taken my pills, going back and reading my posts made me ashamed of what I’ve typed.

    I’m sorry if I caused any offense.

  261. 261
    Sir Gustov O'Donnelly says:

    Don’t fuckin start on civil servants. WE actually do know where you fuckin live. Not like that Smith creature. She knows fuck all.

    You fuck with us we fuck you back. Dr Kelly? Yeah…..

  262. 262
    nell says:

    Yes I agree 223 ‘slowly slowly catchee monkey’

  263. 263
    crefishgyn says:

    Lab 36% Plaid 26% Con 19% Lib Dems 13% Others 7%

    Taken in Wales on April 27th in the context of voting intentions for the National Assembly (Beaufort Research Omnibus Survey)

    The previous day an ITV poll had

    Labour 32% Plaid 26% Con 19% Lib Dem 15%

    This is before the Great Westminster Scandal. The fact that Plaid MPs haven’t been named and shamed, whereas at least one Welsh Tory (Stephen Crabb) and several Labour members have, may make a difference, but I haven’t seen any polling on that score.

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  265. 265
    Madame la Guillotine says:

    I av another answer!

  266. 266
    Bertha Rochester says:

    I thought it was funny – so obviously a wind up.

  267. 267
    Madame la Guillotine says:

    I av ze answer!
    Try my nouveaux recipe for black pudding, to be made with ze freshest of fresh blood!

  268. 268
    Angel of Death says:

    Community Service

    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen different books, such as ‘How to Improve Your Business’ and ‘Becoming More Successful.’

    Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies,

    ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Member of Parliament is very happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.

  269. 269
    Bertha Rochester says:

    Cabbage head

  270. 270
    Madame la Guillotine says:

    I av another use for my nouveaux recipe black pudding!

  271. 271
    Bastards says:

    There is something of a pattern I’ve noticed with us Brits.

    We riot against a Tory imposed Poll Tax – imposed by legally elected, though stupid, government with a healthy electoral mandate.

    We riot against globalisation and capitalism.

    Yet when we discover that a Labour Government with an unelected Prime Minister is sitting with a front bench full of frausters and tax evaders who should be in prison and are denying us an election that is crying out to be had, what do we do……

    …..we sit and grumble a bit on blogs.

  272. 272
    Dr Feelgood says:

    This comparison to a “19th century gentlemen’s club’ is really nonsense intended to somehow smear the Conservatives by association.

    If a member of such a club had defrauded his fellow members (let alone the wider community), he would have been expelled immediately and lost all standing and respect in society. They did not cover up criminal or dishonourable activity in the way suggested – quite the opposite.

    I think they’re getting mixed up with Tammany Hall.

  273. 273
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    And each of them put in a £50 expenses claim for their free haircut.

  274. 274
    Bertha Rochester says:

    Come on admit – you work for the company that’s going to make all the anti-hypertensive medication for the over 55s – you’re just trying to make a point by giving then all apoplexy!

  275. 275
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    all rightjack is a very funny joke
    you hoon

  276. 276
    C Hardwidge says:

    Dude, what happens NOW is what matters.

    Hey, wooh. This is good stuff. The Zen. Not anything, uh, illegal. Jus’, you know – HAPPY, not some meanie uptight Tory talk yourself into recession and depression thing.

  277. 277
    Dr Feelgood says:

    You are Lord Mandelson/Ed Balls/Michael Martin/Sir Fred Goodwin… goes on in similar vein for quite a while… and I claim my £5

  278. 278
    Plato says:

    Do we get to see this joke every day?

  279. 279
    mv says:

    I only hope the Election happens before the masses forget what’s happened.

    I hope Guido will do a ‘Whatever happened to…’ about what the unemployed MP’s do when they lose their jobs, especially those who went straight from Uni to Spadhood, never having done a real job.

  280. 280
    moderators pencil says:

    Hmm….not sure I understood this – do you write for the Sun?

  281. 281
    A Typical Mr Mrs says:

    Do you mind I’m trying to watch Emmerdale.

  282. 282
    Dr Feelgood says:

    They have a right to stand, and we have right to label them as racist numbskulls.

    If they had any decency or patriotism they wouldn’t embarrass HMQ like this.

  283. 283
    Chris says:


    4,140 signature so far!

  284. 284
    PD77 says:

    Yeah there’s nothing wrong with us Nudists, but watch out for the Nudist Labour Party, they won’t stop at taking just your clothes ;)

  285. 285
    Anon. says:

    More to the point, We know where YOU live, and you’re on record.

    Threats make people stronger.

  286. 286
    Scarlett Johansonn says:

    Because you’re worth it?

  287. 287
    barefootcontessa says:

    Anklewarmers and a sticking plaster on my knee.

  288. 288
    God defend the right says:

    Hopefully the barber would stick the scissors through the MPs heads.

  289. 289

    Teachers working 16 hour weeks, you are having a fucking laugh, my wife who works part time 3 days a week puts in far more hours than I do in my full time job, I suggest you do a bit more research into teachers hours before you make fucking sweeping statements like that.

  290. 290
    Dack Blog says:

    I’m a teacher. I work 11 hour days (just got home) including 6 in the classroom that feels like 12 anywhere else. I work in the holidays – mainly pointlessly adapting stuff to keep ahead of pointless change – so probably end up with little more time off than most. I’ve had two other, easier, better paid careers and chose to go into teaching. I work in a tough secondary school and teach a subject with unending stacks of marking. Having said that I love my job with a passion. I’ve never heard any teacher complain about their pay so fcuk knows where the NUT get their ideas from. Bad teachers (and there are many) tend to get promoted out of the classroom where they become bad managers, and schools are hurtling down the New Labour route of too many chiefs, ill-thought through initiatives to justify even more chiefs, suppression of open discussion and an obsession with data and targets. Education is fucked.

  291. 291
    Harry Va Derci says:

    Surely you are forbidden from using the internet as a condition of your day release programme?

  292. 292
    A copper monitoring your IP address says:

    All signatories will be under house arrest during the general election.

  293. 293
    Daffyd says:

    Fuck off, you ugly slag. You’re the only whore in the village.

  294. 294
    dirtyden says:

    Jayzus that gave me a shock.

  295. 295
    Ms Mouse says:

    It should be a matter for the Labour party in her constituency to deselect her.

  296. 296
    Dack Blog says:

    Only 9 out of 10. Are 10% of the population fucking barking?

  297. 297
    Only twats wear tats says:

    Its a windup :)

  298. 298
    Margy says:

    Master Baiter – This site is intended for relitavely educated people with something to say and NOT lying scum like you to spin your falsehoods and deceits.

    Your party has failed. Your leader has failed; what is more he has been publicly exposed as a duplicitous and nasty liar.

    Nulabour have brought this country to the gutter so we are all on their (your)level.

    Please go away and leave messages on the Daily Mirror site where the odd person may believe your ridiculous rants and lies.

    Lying, deceitful, spineless cowards the whole bleedin’ lot of you – the lowest form of human existance.

    Labour was born in 1906 with good intentions.
    Labour will die in 2009 and be remembered in the history books as the most incompetent bunch of uneducated low lives ever to sit in parliament.

    I see now why they hate excellence and success, as it just shows them up for the utter idiots and fools they are. But jealousy and envy will get you nowhere; most of us learn this when children.

    You are clearly shameless and see no problem in supporting a devisive, descriminating, evil government who have trashed England; this tells us much about you, whatever you care to write. Do you have a conscience?

    Labour – the NASTY party – the SLEAZY party – please go away and allow us our freedoms back.

  299. 299
  300. 300
    A M says:

    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

  301. 301
    Harry Va Derci says:

    Indeed. It’s one way of getting ahead in life

  302. 302
    Ex UKIP member says:

    she meets Broon every week and he has destroyed her country.

  303. 303
    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    #191 Great Post – Really.
    It has such balance that I’m not sure if it’s genuine or a piss take.
    For your own sanity I hope it’s the latter, but anyway:
    I’m confused, so for that alone I award *****

  304. 304
    Sarah says:

    I did it this morning but the confirmatory email has yet to arrive.
    Hmmmm – anyone else have this experience?

  305. 305
    Prince Phillip says:

    I am very much lookiing foward to meeting that nice chap Nick Griffin at the garden party.
    High time we started kicking some of these swarthy looking types out of this country.

  306. 306
    Harry Va Derci says:

    Kevin Maguire?

  307. 307
    dirtyden says:

    I’m a hoon.

  308. 308
    nell says:

    That’s OK . There are plenty of Benefits available for the soon to be unemployed and unemployable MP’s – Labour has made sure of it – enough for copious quantities of Vodka and for gambling at poker on the web and generally lazing one’s day away.

    And let’s face it they are already well practised at lazing their days away in one or the other of their subsidised houses.

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    She meets Broon every week and he has destroyed her country.
    Get Real.
    The sooner the nbetter.
    They could have MEPs by then

  310. 310
    (secret) Sheikh Charles says:

    Off with his head.

  311. 311
    A M says:

    Wait till your pension is, then you’ll be really pissed off.

  312. 312
    Mozley of the Black Cardigan Party says:

    Supreme Leader meets Supreme Leaderess – vote Black Cardigans

  313. 313
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    So it was Maguire that sold the info?

  314. 314
    Alibarbs says:

    @ glovepuppet – hear hear, glad to see I’m not the only one who thought that.

  315. 315
    GC says:

    why does Monsieur Brown state clearly he is leistening, wil listen, to the people, when the people are screaming for a general election, he puts his fingers in his ears and whistles a appy song

    Brown is a coward by any measure that you want to mention, he is a moral coward, a ploitical cowards, a coward most adults do not encounter in adult life, brow’s cowardice is usually the researve of the Scottish schooltewacher, who wants to stifle the life out of all is good and positive

    my favourite saying on the blog today was when a writer said Ms Blears [the UK miss Great Britain] was avout to be “Ginger Chutney”

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    St. Albans

  317. 317
    Anonymous says:

    Oh yes! A lot more heads should roll. Across all Partys – troughing bastards. Including the thickest, nastiest one – wee Jimmie Brown.

  318. 318
    Dack Blog says:

    I’m anticipating that, so am pissed off in advance.

  319. 319

    When my children want to know what mental illness looks like, I show them your posts Charles.

  320. 320
    nell says:

    I signed it but I do think we might all be well served by letting Gordon blunder on for a while longer.

    He said today he was pressing ahead with the Royal Mail controversy. I’m not too au fait with HoC protocol but I suspect when it comes to an HoC vote on this , in the very near future – a good many of his back benchers (his whips have largely lost control of his own members), will join with the opposition and vote against his proposals.

    result – another humiliation similar to the one he received over the Gurkhas.

    Talking of which; what is Jackie Smith going to say on Thursday about Gurkha settlement that ‘ will protect the taxpayer’ ? – Gordon’s words today at PMQ’s.

    I hope he is going to do the decent thing but I just wondered when I heard his curous phrasing.

  321. 321
    A M says:

    More like Barnes Wallace!

  322. 322
    Anonymous says:

    A bullet to the back of the head seems a good idea. Saves on paying out inflated pensions too.

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    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    The screaming skull Murphy has a secret (apart from being “educated” at Strathclyde)
    Spill the beans !
    He ought to be charged simply for being so f*cking ugly in a public place.
    Secretary of State for Scotland no less – the barrel is so obviously empty.

  324. 324
    JimDee says:

    I hate all MPs. They are all on the take. Why the Hell are we paying £billions for this Trident rubbish? MPs are criminals.

    Why are we paying £billions for PFI/PP rubbish that includes 60% profit for thieves?

    Why are doctors paid £250,000+ a year and the NHS is awash with fake doctors from Nigeria with fake degrees printed on a 30-year-old dot-matrix printer.

    They are all evil filth. MPs should be burned like rubbish.

  325. 325
    Ken Livingstone says:

    wot time do you want me? but I likes my lie in in the mornings.

  326. 326
    Push, Gordon says:

    Her head’s too busy, a bit lower down.

  327. 327
    A M says:

    Gordon Brown doing the decent thing, wash your mouth out Nell.

  328. 328
    Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

    My concern too – I hope we are both paranoid.

  329. 329
    Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.) says:

    SIR- Can’t speak for everyone, sir, but I may a croquet mallet short of a picnic.

    Yours, shampooing the gerbil, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)

  330. 330
    Great Granddad says:

    Go Gordon -because it is the right thing to do.

  331. 331
    Seasick Dave says:

    Check out the Telegraph article on Michael Connarty.

    The quote below, from Connarty is simply outrageous and shows how vile these people are:

    Asked to justify the expense claims, Mr Connarty responded in an email: “The Daily Telegraph is involved in using stolen property to financially benefit the newspaper and the pay of its journalists. “In my understanding, this is the criminal act of ‘reset’. I hope the newspaper will eventually answer in court for this criminal act.” Mr Connarty failed to respond to The Daily Telegraph’s questions on the details of his expenses claims last night.

  332. 332
    Moley says:

    That’s what Brown meant when he said an election would cause chaos.

    Labour would cause chaos, Mugabe style to try and get the “right result”.

    Rigged postal votes.
    Ballot boxes broken open, (Already seen that one)
    Threats from anonymous people.
    “Lost” poll cards.
    Identity fraud

  333. 333
    local says:

    20 mins on a fast train to London and the tory gravy trainer has a second home.
    Sack her.

  334. 334

    Total claims 2005-08 (excluding travel)

    Liam Byrne £ 478,536 LABOUR

    Joan Ryan £ 469,893 LABOUR

    Dan Norris £ 450,985 LABOUR

    Shahid Malik £ 446,314 LABOUR

    Charlotte Atkins £ 443,244 LABOUR

    David Wilshire £ 438,377 TORY

    Tom Levitt £ 436,686 LABOUR

    Diana Johnson £ 436,632 LABOUR

    Fabian Hamilton £ 435,999 LABOUR

    Jacqui Smith £ 434,909 LABOUR

    Margaret Moran £ 434,456 LABOUR

    Ian Austin £ 434,409 LABOUR

    A. Rosindell £ 434,149 TORY

    Andrew George £ 434,062 LIBDEM

    Dawn Butler £ 433,865 LABOUR

    Roger Godsiff £ 433,298 LABOUR

    Tim Farron £ 433,260 LABOUR

    Peter Hain £ 431,905 LABOUR

    Norman Lamb £ 431,683 LIBDEM

    S. Hesford £ 431,527 LABOUR

    Source Sunday Times 17/5/09

  335. 335
    i like gold says:

    i like GBP

  336. 336
    nell says:

    Not at all 288 – it’s called holding one’s nerve.

  337. 337

    Total claims 2005-08 (excluding travel)

    Liam Byrne £ 478,536 LABOUR

    Joan Ryan £ 469,893 LABOUR

    Dan Norris £ 450,985 LABOUR

    Shahid Malik £ 446,314 LABOUR

    Charlotte Atkins £ 443,244 LABOUR

    David Wilshire £ 438,377 TORY

    Tom Levitt £ 436,686 LABOUR

    Diana Johnson £ 436,632 LABOUR

    Fabian Hamilton £ 435,999 LABOUR

    Jacqui Smith £ 434,909 LABOUR

    Margaret Moran £ 434,456 LABOUR

    Ian Austin £ 434,409 LABOUR

    A. Rosindell £ 434,149 TORY

    Andrew George £ 434,062 LIBDEM

    Dawn Butler £ 433,865 LABOUR

    Roger Godsiff £ 433,298 LABOUR

    Tim Farron £ 433,260 LABOUR

    Peter Hain £ 431,905 LABOUR

    Norman Lamb £ 431,683 LIBDEM

    S. Hesford £ 431,527 LABOUR

  338. 338
    Rick the Roman says:

    Nell, you can bet your bottom dollar it will be compliacted and we shall have to read the small print to understand that Brown/Smith will have shafted the Gurkhas. However, watch the spin machine go into overdrive tomorrow about how the Government have listened to Parliament and the People. I am sure Joanna Lumley and her lawyer friends will be anxious to give their verdict.

  339. 339
    Anonymous says:

    I think there needs to be a protest vote at the EU Elections – everyone vote BNP – which will put the fear of God up the Limp Con Lab crowd & panic them into reforming Parliament in double quick time, in the knowledge that they’ve got to have an election next year so they’d best get their house in order beforehand.

  340. 340
    Mr Balls says:

    I am particularly grateful for the support of M&S underpants.

  341. 341
    Let them eat Cake says:

    How many hours a week does she work (contracted, most professionals work at home so not acceptable to count any voluntary work)
    How many weeks a year ? 30 max ?
    How many of those hours a week does the NUT allow her to teach a class ?
    Work it out – I’m saying 16 hours and that’s giving credit.
    So, on an hourly wage inc pension etc, whats the hourly rate we are all paying for failure to our children ?
    I suggest you do some more digging.

  342. 342
    Paul Nash says:

    This is an intelligent comment! Thank you.

  343. 343
    nell says:

    Who is Mr Connarty?

  344. 344
    Give me 650 lamp posts and a roll of piano wire and I can fix democracy says:

    Well they fuck up every Cashpoint and shop door by hanging around smelling of booze and demanding “got any change pally”

  345. 345
    R.McGeddon says:

    Margaret Hodge is MP for Barking. Nuff said.

  346. 346
    Dack Blog says:

    Are the insane allowed to vote?

  347. 347
    Moley says:

    No exemption from the taxes they force on us either.

    All claims for Stamp duty, and TV licenses should be rejected. The commons bar should not be subsidised so that they pay the same tax on alcohol as the rest of us,
    and there should be no evasion of capital gains tax.

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    “Yours, shampooing the gerbil, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)”

    I thought that was Master Baiters job.

  349. 349
    jgm2 says:

    I’d like to sit on that jury.

  350. 350
    R.McGeddon says:

    Someone call Crowd Control at the front of the Trough – looks like LABOUR MPs have taken all the front row.

  351. 351
    Carswell for PM says:

    It’s a joke.

    Unless you are one of those few people who are so stupid they are actually thinking of voting for Labour at the next election.

  352. 352
    Engineer says:

    Gordon Brown leaping on a populist bandwagon is believable. “It’s the right thing to do.”

  353. 353
    brad pitt says:

    I hear you’re having trouble with the missus as well.

  354. 354
    jgm2 says:

    The Royal Mail sale is just to plunder their pensionscheme. Apparently there’s 25bn quid there with Posties name on it and Brown plans to loot that and put postie on the same ‘pension scheme’ as the rest of the civil service. Ie let some fucker in the future pay it.

  355. 355
    Let them eat Cake says:

    So – I think we have consensus – there are areas of frontline public services that can be eradicated (poor teachers, failed initiatives) as well as backroom support.
    Let’s go.

  356. 356
    Nigerian doctor says:

    My degree is not fake – it cost me £2.50 off the internet.

  357. 357
    A. TYPO says:

    Michael ConArtist ??

  358. 358
    Shropshire Lad says:

    No 10 Petition to call election now at 4169 – ends 27 June

  359. 359
    Indigo says:

    I want the Daily Telegraph to keep winnowing until the corn (honest MPs) and chaff (greedy lying leaches of MPs) are separated. I think that the honest MPs are owed this, otherwise the shadow of suspicion will always fall on them. And then let us blow away the chaff.

  360. 360
    Robespierre says:

    It worked pour moi.

  361. 361

    I don’t need to do any digging, I live with it every day, she is at the kitchen table every night, doing lesson plans, reports, marking work, attending meetings after school, attending stupid courses which go on after her contracted hours, but she puts in the hours because of her love for the children, then she will have 2 days notice before an ofsted inspection which means that she is at the school for nearly 15hrs until the inspection is over (often reducing half of the teachers to tears), I admit the holidays are good, but she is often in the school for a quarter of the holiday getting ready for the new term. In conclusion she works fucking hard for her 34k pro rata, if you want to look at waste I suggest you look higher up the education ladder, rather than attack the public face of teaching.

  362. 362
    Anonymous says:

    So Liam Byrne is top of the league, the greasy, shifty little shite.

    Somebody please piss in his skinny latte.

  363. 363
    Anonymous says:

    Who lives where?

  364. 364
    Engineer says:

    How about second careers as stand-up comedians?

  365. 365
    Rick the Roman says:

    Dr Feelgood – you are so right – this is more like the goings on in a working mens club -where everyone from the steward to the committee is on the take. True working class heroes – people this lot idolise.

  366. 366
    Hamish McSporan says:

    By goodness, you’re sharp today.
    Must be more… mmmm, yes …. must be !

  367. 367
    Goordoon Broon says:

    Hooo dare yooo call me a coooward. I wrooote a booooook on bravery.

  368. 368
    DT Editor says:

    *DT Ed gets sub-ed to spank his pert bottom* Did we use ‘stolen property’ to boost our ratings and save the country from the enemy within? Yes we did.
    Was it ‘stolen’? Technically not. It was ‘misplaced’ as are any number of highly sensitive government documements. We’ve all found memory sticks and DVDs with ‘sensitive’ information on them, on the 6.45 to Waterloo, ain’t we?
    Mr Connarty can swivel. Fucking loser. . Ta very much.

  369. 369
    Anonymous says:

    Its just we want to dress up as morris dancers and be led about.

  370. 370
    A M says:

    Yes at all 324, we’ll have to agree to disagree.

  371. 371
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Labour (needless to say) – Linlithgow and East Falkirk

    Telegraph: “Michael Connarty sold some of the contents of his London home to Jim Devine, a close colleague, before charging the taxpayer thousands of pounds for goods delivered to addresses in Scotland”

    Constituents not happy – looks like he’ll get his just deserts at the GE.

  372. 372
    Dack Blog says:

    I have a list of about ten from my school. Six are managers now, so they may have to be bribed to fuck off with a ‘golden goodbye’ like the additional thirty grand my last headteacher got to take ‘early retirement’. No doubt that’s peanuts compared to what Martin will get though, eh.

  373. 373
    Great Granddad says:

    Come the revolution the Human Rights Act will go and the annual cost of keeping a prisoner will reduce very substantially, along with the cost of sewing mail bags.

  374. 374
    Jethro says:

    40 and 302 – You’re not alone: surely if it HAD been a ‘Gentleman’s Club’, members would have been told, by the Club Secretary, that so-and-so had been asked not to come back, and that the Porters had been instructed appropriately; he might have gone on to remind members of the Club’s constitution, membership conditions, etc., etc. stressing some of them, with a meaningful glare around.
    Gentlemen would not have behaved like Martin, Brown, Hoon, McBride, Campbell, Blair, etc., etc..
    Indeed: because even he, in this instance, cannot claim ‘it all started in America’, he insinuates, that it is the Gentlemen who are at fault, whereas, in reality, it is all caused by too little gentlemanly behaviour, not too much.

  375. 375
    Master Baiter's Mum says:

    Master, love, I know you hate chess, but when you are up in your room, why is it only the bishop I hear you bashing?

  376. 376
    Dack Blog says:

    And re your 327 comment about teachers failing children, I’d look first at the parents.

  377. 377
    Anonymous says:

    I note that you are not from this continent.
    Are you a sex tourist or a tax evader perhaps ?
    Can you actually vote in this country ?

  378. 378
    A M says:

    It worked in Argentina.

  379. 379

    They gave their lies, so that we might live.
    {but not live as well as them}

  380. 380
    34 not out! says:

    i agree sir i feel like the first officer on the titanic

  381. 381
    Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.) says:

    SIR- Young Baiter is a fine, upstanding member of the blogernity, sir and I wouldn’t want to pour cold water on his point.

    Yours, optimistic that The Socialists have signed their own obituary, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)

  382. 382
    Dr Feelgood says:

    I hope so. It will be a disgrace if he stands against a Tory this time.

  383. 383
    Anonymous says:

    I wouldn’t mind betting they got something for the weekend too.

  384. 384
    A M says:

    Yes 339, It worked in Argentina.

  385. 385
    Anonymous says:

    has nothing happened over the past 12 days
    after watching PMQs the smug fuckers think it’s all over

  386. 386
    interested bystander says:

    How many of you calling for action and heads to roll joined Alison Edwards outside Parliament today? – At least she has the gumption and real passion to take her point of view to the MPs directly

  387. 387
    bergen says:

    Twenty five years ago I worked in a nationalised industry for a few years.Early on,a wise old colleague told me that you could make mistakes costing millions but the only thing they could sack you for was fiddling the tea money.

    There was one twat who was given promotion after promotion.When I asked why I was told that he had always been given the finest references available by superiors absolutely desperate to get rid of him.

    I’d like to say that the private sector is preferable but as my pension policy is f*****,perhaps I should have stayed on the gravy train.

  388. 388
    Let them eat Cake says:

    #361 Good post.
    6 useless teachers and we pay £Xk to get rid of them after decades of failure (you agree they are poor). That’s hardly a good return ? And we get to pay – why aren’t they weeded out before it costs the taxpayers ?

    On looking at the parents first, I have 2 kids.
    One gained no qualifications at all, the other had 5 straight A Grades at Higher (more difficult than A Levels) plus 3xA Levels all at A.
    Now at LSE even though educated in Scotland.
    Same parents, Different schools.

  389. 389
    Master Baiter's Mum says:

    we have a lovely Nigerian postman, we havent had any junk mail, bills, bank statements, new chequebooks etc in years

  390. 390
    R Sole says:

    The EU is to introduce legislation to ban hunting of MPs and Speakers of the Commons.
    Monsieur Raymond de Twatte said “It is an uncilivised and dehumanising past-time, which no civilised society can tolerate”.

    “Fek off, Froggy” says the British Public.

  391. 391
    bergen says:

    Martin was just a very unpleasant symptom but not the disease.

  392. 392
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Are these the figures after they’ve said they’ll pay back some?

  393. 393
    King Karlos says:

    “I’m a right Jerk”
    ….and all these these years I thought poor old departed grandpops was trying to defeat the Wehrmacht and her allies in WW2. And we now we find out the greatest slaughter in Western European history was actually an anti-Conservative conspiracy. Adolph and Gordon eh? One eye and One balls…bet they’d get on like a house on fire.

  394. 394
    Ever Vigilant says:

    The case of Labour m.p,Ben Chapman draws attention to the Fees Office.The m.p states that he is distressed(now) by the fact that an official told him to claim a total of £15000 to which he had no entitlement.

    What is the nams of this official?

    Did Chapman bribe him with a percentage of the illegitimate payment?

    The police MUST investigate this possibility with the utmost vigour

  395. 395
    Mr Critical says:

    Master Baiter,
    You remind me of some wonderful household gadget advertised on a shopping channel – well presented but of no practical use. I would engage in a battle of wits with you but I in your case it could well be unarmed combat.

    What precisely is the point of your comments ? I think you will find that the entire nation is verging on bankruptcy,which is a much bigger issue. Perhaps we could debate how we reached this sorry state of affairs ,rather than indulge in gleeful by- play about the state of some MPs finances.

    After all,it could well be that a number of Labour MPs find themselves in financial dire straits come 2010.

  396. 396
    Anonymous says:

    Wasn’t that Lamb on Sky this morning twittering on about having to wear a tie in the Palace of Westminster. What a fool!

    People wear suits to convey a business like sense. Running the country is a serious business. Attacking tradition is the last place these idiots want to start.

    It is forgetting traditional values like honesty and humility that got those idiots into this mess in the first place.

    It is Liebour’s rape of our culture that has debased British society.

  397. 397
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    BBC is reporting the suspension of the Liebour Peers

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, I did ‘IT’ this morning, got the confirmation, lovely experience, aaahhhh!

  399. 399
    Anonymous says:

    The jock cυnts have never forgiven us for winning the World Cup in 1966.

  400. 400
    Jar Jar Binks says:

    Chooses a Martin Bella whiches one?

  401. 401
    Mr Critical says:

    Fox hunting…….surely not?

  402. 402
    R.McGeddon says:

    Figures of from page 15, Sunday Times 17th May 2009 ( apologies, can’t find link )

    No suggestion there that anything will be paid back but I guess many of them will be visiting Gormless Gordon’s Star Chamber.

  403. 403
    twisty says:

    Er, sorry….I had to stick some pins in my eyeball.

  404. 404
    R.McGeddon says:

    should read ‘…figures ARE from..

  405. 405
    Let them eat Cake says:

    All I am saying is that we need to look at ALL Public sector, and front line is not to be excluded from that.
    Post below clearly show there is waste in front line services and I’m sick of listening to the “Hard working teachers, doctors, firemen etc” all of which have faired far better than most during the past 10 years or more.
    Sometimes its about working smarter as well as longer. If your wife was overworked and complained she’d probably be found another position or given time off (on taxpayer expense). £34K plus a gilt edged pension is a damned good wage these days. The country ought to expect a return on this level of expense. same goes for NHS, Police etc..

  406. 406
    codswallop says:

    I keep hearing they’ve been suspended, but from where, and why no photos?

  407. 407
    Blue&Proud says:

    I went to school with him. He was a greasy, shifty little Communist shite in those days. He used to wear Lenin badges on his braces and a supercilious grin on his silly face. Oh and he had hair then too.

  408. 408
    WobblyJim says:

    100 grand a year to keep these cnuts of MPs in a UK prison ? Afghanistan and Iraq were their projects, they voted as they were told and their reward was a place at the top trough. They should all be dispatched to Afghani or Iraqi prisons to serve out their sentences, where they can experience the true costs of their sleaze at first hand. I’m certain that there would be no shortage of volunteers to share the joys of water-boarding and other enhanced techniques with the useless greedy talentless thieving bent fat shiney arsed shithouses.

  409. 409
    Albert Pierrepoint III says:

    It’s nearly two weeks since the stone was turned over and we finally saw just how many maggots have been feeding at the trough.

    Since then barely a handful of the greedy bastards have been suspended or sacked, and NONE are under police investigation, despite Gordon Brown’s assertion that even one of his own minister’s expenses claims were “unnacceptable”.

    The House of Commons should be closed immediately. Every MP should be sent home, a general election called, and those who have stolen from the electorate should be tried en masse at the Old Bailey and barred from public office for life.

    That won’t leave many MP’s, but parliament needs far fewer of them anyhow.

    When they are not filling on expense forms or accepting brown envelopes they are spending far too much time wrapping the rest of the population up in idiotic laws aimed at micromanaging every single action we take.

    They can stick their ID cards.

    They can stick their DNA database

    They can stick their HIPS

    They can stick their road charging

    They can stick their immigration laws

    They can stick their dustbin charges

    They can stick their council spies.

    They can stick their CCTV’s and their internet tracking.

    They can stick their health and safety laws

    They can stick their positive discrimination laws

    They stick all this where the sun don’t shine, fuck off and leave us all to get on with our lives.

    We need half the number of MP’s, and half of the the number of hours they work, and pay them half of what they currently earn. Their bank accounts should be regularly checked, CCTV cameras and should track their every move. One step put of line and they should be on the scrapheap along with Michael Martin.

    And if they think think sacrificing one or two troughers is going to abate public anger then they should wake up and smell the coffee.

    The next parliament should spend the first two years of it’s existence repealing every idiotic law ever passed by Labour.

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    Well .. all the Chief Constables are .. so it’s fair to assume that at least some senior Military people are in their pockets too ..

  411. 411
    Anonymous says:

    don’t bet on it

  412. 412
    nell says:

    Alan Johnson will be voting against Gordon on this one then.

  413. 413
    Danish Landrace says:


    Us pigs take exception to you using us a metaphor for your hooning politicians.

    Get it right, politicians are hoons, pigs are sweet, gentle and much more intelligent than the run of the Parliament politician.


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    Fausty says:

    Nah, they’ll never have to make their accounts public. (The EU won’t coerce them.)

    The EU bribes them with 30 pieces of silver to sell their countries. It’s won’t stop that gravy train until it has sucked sovereignty and power out of every nation.

  415. 415
    Augeas says:

    So when he accuses the DT of theft, it appears he knows what he is talking about.

  416. 416
    adge says:

    Hell, when you look at the 20 highest claimed expenses list that is unbelievable 2 Lib Dem, 2 Tory, 16 Labour, no wonder the labour lot are sh……… themselves. and Gordon says he knows what the public wants, yeh so do I Gordon and its not you or your phoney labour party. Get that election called now, you unelected ……….. coward.

  417. 417
    Mrs Kindleysides says:

    The list is quite shocking! How revealing!

    All newspapers should print that list on the front page just to quell labour’s lies and spin at the moment.

    Labour are clearly the biggest culprits by far.

    I thought Darling looked in a right old state at PMQs; Mr K. reckons he’s on valium to help the panic attacks!

  418. 418
    Augeas says:

    MB and TWaT what have you got to say about this?

  419. 419
    Give us an election you prick says:

    Knowing that they are stuffed at the next GE Nu Labour will be it’s vindictive self – you watch they will reek their revenge on us voters to punish us all for having the temerity to question their rule – please remember this is the party that not above slandering an 90 year old jewish hospital patient because she dared complian

  420. 420
    Captain Bob says:

    Did a certain Gordon Brown make a name for himself from leaked information?

  421. 421
    Anonymous says:

    You didn’t spell cυnt right did you?

  422. 422
    WobblyJim says:

    If we replace the thieves in Parliament with Ghurka ex-squaddies and sling the cnut MPs into Afghani gaols while stripping them all of their stolen assets and pensions, we’ll be a long way down the road to real recovery..

  423. 423
    nell says:

    Trouble is there is nothing remotely funny or entertaining about these criminals’

    I wonder what the total bill to the taxpayer was for MP’s salaries,expenses,travel,offices etc for the five years they have now been forced to let us see, was?

    I suspect we could probably have bailed out RBS with the proceeds ( excluding Fred the Shreds payout , of course).

  424. 424
    Let them eat Cake says:

    #339 Makes sense.
    Kind of the same as PPP, Gold Reserves,
    Money now – pay later.
    The taxpayer then gets another 25Bn of liabilities and he gets another 25Bn to piss up against a wall and waste on his grand benefits strategy.

  425. 425
    Dack Blog says:

    Believe me, those of us that want schools to work want them out. My point is that the system is rotten from the top down. Once people clamber onto the gravy train they stick together – and they’re the ones making the rules/decisions. I’m not a ‘career teacher’, so I make my feelings plain. As I’m a good and respected (by students, parents and the staff who matter) teacher there’s not a lot that ‘management’ can do about it.

    I teach children with parents that I wouldn’t trust with a dog, or others who indulge them so much they’re incapable of taking any responsibility for anything. There are bad teachers, there are bad parents.

    Teachers get shit from above and from below, and if that’s not enough we still have to deal with this ‘home by three big holidays’ crap.

  426. 426
    Gordon Brown MP PM says:

    A book on bravery would hardly write me.

  427. 427
    Papasmurf says:

    I think you fail to realise that bullying in the workplace is rife. If one raises ones head and complains then not only do you come off worse, you are dubbed a trouble maker.

    My wife is a “hard working” nurse. She has worked part time on night duty for many years while raising a family. Through no fault of her own she also then became a carer to disable relatives. THAT did not suit and a campaign then took place against her despite her not having done anything wrong.

    TWO years later she has just received the result of the internal grievance procedure, which needless to say was a cover up / white wash despite blatent direct, indirect sex and disability discrimination and victimisation on a scale that even I with all my experience in my own field found incredible. And this is a leading NHS Foundation Trust.

    So corruption is RIFE in public sevices and needs another root and branch reform. The answer is the FREE flow of information and not the way that Public Authorities use the system to block the information coming out. The exectutives need to be held accountable…….PERSONALLY…..and their £2000 per day fee for turing up for their 12 days a year stopped. have you noticed the HUGE uplift of Executive pay uplifts as soon as NHS Trusts acheived Foundation status? So much for the hard working nurses, poor things!!!!

  428. 428
    Dr Feelgood says:

    My point was definitely not to criticise working men’s clubs – they are fine institutions that are sadly declining as a result of Labour policies. I don’t agree at all that their staff and members are crooked.

    Incidentally, I made my first post before seeing this from Andrew Roberts:

  429. 429
    WobblyJim says:

    sorry for being a Hunt boss

  430. 430
    Harvey Tuckett says:

    Peter Hain – is he in the clear???
    The fella is oilier (not holier) than a tin of sardines.
    Would love him to be in the keep-net!!!

  431. 431
    JimDee says:

    My uncle is the Minister for Development in the Nu Labour government. He has been awarded £250 million in consultancy fees. Unfortunately, in the present climate for fuckmuppery is has not been possible to convert these fees.

    If you would act as an agent, to convert these fees into Euros, you will be given 90% commission fee. Please send me your bank details, your mother’s maiden name, a vile of your spunk and 10 tubes of skin whitener.

    Best regards, Vaz McShite-face

  432. 432
    Let them eat Cake says:

    That’ll be “Linlithgow Mick” from now on then ?

  433. 433
    Mark Thompsom says:

    Ben Elton,
    Jo Brand, and er someone else.

    Never did them any harm not being funny.

  434. 434
    Anonymous says:

    All troughers are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  435. 435
    Ed Balls MP says:

    Looks like I got away with it, suckers!

  436. 436
    4 eyes says:

    Gordon Brown is at the CBI, apparently saying our debt is lower than other countries. Will that be the “marginally lower than America, with a fraction of the population” one coming out again?

  437. 437
    Jethro-who-almost-failed-the-eleven-plus says:

    “The prospect of being hanged in the morning, concentrates the mind wonderfully.” was, I think, what Dr. Johnson said. What, I wonder, would he have said about this crew?

  438. 438
    WobblyJim says:

    Hey Albert, how’s Jane these days ? met her in the summer of 87 ?(the really hot one) in Minehead Butlitz.. Nice gal did she marry Tom ?

    It shouldn’t take two years, at a stroke a single law should be passed that annuls EVEYTHING that originates in Brussels, that’ll get rid of 80%, then another law that repeals any law that has reduced or removed any ancient freedom or right.
    Then give us all back the taxes that you have been stealing from us to pay for all this shite.
    That’s a good start and should only take a couple of days.

  439. 439
    Let them eat Cake says:

    Your “LABOUR” key seems to be stuck in the “on” position ?

  440. 440
    Anonymous says:

    I suppose we have to be grateful that they didn’t change it to year zero in 1997.

  441. 441
    4 eyes says:

    LOL. Gordon Brown’s mike pack just fell off him in the middle of his CBI speech.

    Jeez, even the mic is bailing from him!

  442. 442
    Anonymous says:

    Hain is never in the clear, it’s one of the immutable laws.

  443. 443
    Cheshire C says:

    I for one am saddened by reading most of the posts on here. A general election isn’t going to change much at all. Yes the tories will probably take it in a landslide and with a large majority what will they do ? Abdicate responsibility for expenses get on with the mp increases of 30,000 a year. We still pay out ya know this time it’ll be legit.


  444. 444
    kevlon says:

    See Lying Gordo on Sky live just now at the CBI – he dropped to the floor mid sentance – thought he’d had a “grassy knoll” moment.

    Unfortunately its was a dropped mic pack. He’s still prattling on ‘it wasna me’

    Makes me laugh he thanked CBI-ers for being on the frontline in the recession. He didnt say it was on behalf of the 50% who stand back and live off their hard earned taxes (like him)

  445. 445
    Let them eat Cake says:

    Michael Connarty was born in Coatbridge. He was sent to work at the age of ten. He was educated at the local Roman Catholic High School (St. Patrick’s) on Muiryhall Street in the year below fellow MP John Reid and like John Reid he then studied at the University of Stirling, receiving a BA in Economics.

    Small country, Scotland. Labour Darkness heartland is coatbridge/monklands.
    Kind of a theme running through here, huh ?

  446. 446
    Taffy says:

    Proof- if Proof be needed – that a diet of leeks harms the brain

  447. 447
    nell says:

    £9million !!!!!! – just for 20 MP’s – We have 649? in total – My God – HOW MUCH have they all cost us ???? More importantly – what have they done for it?

    Precious little other than producing a Benefit Class from a once proud Working Class.

    And please don’t tell me that these troughing MP’s/Speaker/Ministers/Prime Minister/ Unite in the person of Charlie Whelan (let’s not forget McBride and Uddin) – have anything to do with the Working Classes –

    These people have simply latched onto the concept of the Working Classes to justify their high salaries, expenses all of which allow them to live their life of Riley.

  448. 448

    I thought you lied (in) all thetime Ken? (325)

  449. 449
    Archie MacPherson says:

    The devil came down to Westminster…. Mephistopheles, you win.

  450. 450
    Fausty says:

    Perhaps not for long. EU and local elections are next month and the GE’s only 12 months away.

    The Telegraph can pick off candidates one by one while selling papers and advertising. Perhaps they’re stretching it out to keep advertisers on board over the medium term. Perhaps they’re using threat of exposure to keep Brown’s goons off ‘em. Perhaps they’ve laid off Balls/Cooper for the same reason.

    It’s possible that the parties are attempting to fumigate their stables because they’re aware of the DT’s motives.

  451. 451
    Red Neck Man says:

    Do not forget NI and the £7 billion they get to keep them in the lifestyle they enjoy.

    The Swish Family did not pick up their attitude to entitlements in a vacuum.

  452. 452

    A diet of worms was fine for Martin Luther

  453. 453
    Archie MacPherson says:

    Agree with everything. But this is beyond Labour, Tory and Liberal. It’s way beyond that.

  454. 454

    A diet of worms worked for Martin Luther though!

  455. 455

    The Fencepost Tortiose

    Whatever your politics, it’s a lovely phrase, and I’m sure could be applied to several people — not necessarily politicians!

    While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Devon farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
    Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.

    ”Well, you know, drawled the old farmer, this Brown fellow is what we call a fencepost tortoise.”

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.

    The old farmer said, “When you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that’s called a fencepost tortoise.”

    The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain, “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he definitely doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place.”

  456. 456
    Richard the Lionheart says:

    Economic Vandalism……………..what a great charge to lay at Browns door. Good on the CBI.

    Let the truth out about his economic competance………..

  457. 457
    nell says:

    Ah. Another Scot! !!- how many have we got in HoC??. It seems they dominate everything. (Back to the West Lothian question then and the Barnett Formula).

    And at the same time ALL of these Scots idiots are major troughers.

    I wonder if the Scots realise what damage incompetent Gordon and his grasping Mafia have done to the image of Scotland internationally.

  458. 458
    Fausty says:

    354, you’re probably right.

  459. 459

    Cake Man.

    I used to know a few teachers and the contact time was 21 hours. ie 21 hours in lessons. Where do you get the 16 hours figure from?
    Its just complete shit.

    Perhaps someone with extra tasks/more admin to do. If thats your trick then head teachrs only do 2 hours of work a week if that. Do you assume that they do no lesson preparation, no marking, no meetings, and turn up seconds before the bell.

    How many hours a week does a brick layer actually lay bricks, or a fireman actually man fires.

    If you go by the market – even with the hols and all that, state schools attract fairly moderate graduates. If its that cushy why arent you doing it?

    Do you really think school holidays are 22weeks?
    6+1+2+2+1+1 … more like 13

  460. 460
    Brigham says:

    Read their manifesto.

  461. 461
    nell says:

    Only apparently because you are a friend of the DT Editor. Not because you or your darling wife are squeaky clean – which of course you aren’t.

    I am sure it would edify all of us on here if you would publish all of yours and Yvette’s expenses, for the last five years. – Salary, Travel, ACA, Office, Communications, expenses, Staff – plus anything else that ‘they’ have hidden from us and we don’t know about .

    I rather suspect, that for the two of you, your joint expenses have run, for the last few years, at approximately £1Million a year.

    Question is – are you two worth it ??? What are you doing for it ?????

    The two of you could, of course, tell us that this is not the case and that you come cheaply with loads of benefits.

    We, your electorate, are waiting to hear from you.

  462. 462

    Have yee not heard of the Raith Knot tie tieing method? It is very much like a noose just tighter. It always hangs to the left or right depending which hand you use to slip the knot. All one eyed scottish hoons use it.

  463. 463
    Jethro says:

    Bang, Bang. Come on, for crying out loud! You’ve been in there for ages! There’s others, you know.. BANG, BANG… I’m desperate… don’t know how much longer I can hold on – even if it does mean a warm seat and a pungent atmosphere… BANG, BANG, BANG…

    ‘I’m getting on with the job.’

  464. 464
    Terry & June says:

    Just send in the (t)ax man to sort the bastards out.

  465. 465
    AW for next speaker? says:

    Anne Widdecombe for next speaker?

  466. 466

    Gordon Broon is a one eyed hoon.
    Alistairs Darling is black browed a hoon
    Michael Martin is just a hoon (although a very small one indeed)
    Douglas Alexander is a smarmy hoon
    Alex Ferguson is a red nosed…………….. hoon (I hate Man U!)
    If Hazel Blears was scottish she would be a very large red hairy hoon

  467. 467
    Uncle Tom says:

    I’ve read it ….now what ?

  468. 468
    mr gordon brown of cowdenbeth says:

    did you see the anger in my hands at my question time today
    I’m gonna sack all the labour mp’s that I don’t like
    bloddy blears moran the moran that will stuff old hag toothy
    whats her name
    ha elliott morley more like eric morley pah I’m so angry I might even face
    hazell well maybe not
    she’s a bit like that bloody lumley woman costing me a fortune
    oh don’t forget vote Labour on june 4th got to keep that nasty nick griffin out
    he sees more of her majesty then me she seems to like him
    Cheers your Maj

  469. 469
    Jethro says:

    What’s wrong with Racism, Chris? We all tend to prefer our own sort of people. I come from Cornwall, where the Cornish are used to, and play up to, the stereotypes (Cornish definition of a Cornishman: ‘Someon who can buy from a Scotchman, sell to a Jew, and still make a profit!’)- imposed by The English; where, in true Celtic tribalism, they affect to hate/despise their nearest Celtic neighbours, the Welsh, and the Bretons (‘Johnny Frenchman’): as for the Scotch…! But none of us is going to start organising cattle-trucks to extermination-camps: we’re not as regimented and organised as the Germans, nor as bribeable as the French, nor yet as willing to be in thrall to a leader – any leader! – as the Italians. Just don’t ask me to be charitable about the Spanish…

  470. 470
    Indigo says:

    It’s Ruth Kelly.


  471. 471
    Cyclops says:

    MB- or is it Charlie Hardwinge without the zen crap?

    Why don’t you use you mouth for a bit and give your anus a rest?

  472. 472
    Give us an election you prick says:

    Christ Gorbals going to the HoL That fact alone is enough to abolish it

  473. 473
    Ed Balls MP says:

    Kiss my fat hairy arse!

  474. 474
    A Normal Heterosexual Bloke says:

    I would prefer to kiss your backside than your wife!

  475. 475
    Archullus says:

    If GB thinks too little too late is sufficient, he got it wrong.
    The smear machinery at no 10 is the measure of his integrity.
    The chaos he refers to is self inflicted. A clear out of his pet assassins may place him in political peril but it can hardly tarnish English politics further. I wouldn’t complain if it brought down the whole edifice of the Labour party, an organisation who’s time has come and gone.
    Democracy is hardly ideal as it is essentially the politics of popularity contests.
    But if we must have democracy lets have honest politics. If we can’t have honest politics lets have the guts to admit what’s wrong. If we agree what’s wrong lets have the decency to support better solutions where we can see them.
    The structures are crumbling along with the lies
    The skein of half-truths swept from our eyes
    Political classes who have ruled too long
    RIP your time has come.

  476. 476
    John Bull says:

    What is happening with regards to the Criminal Offence of Obtaining Money by Deception committed by Baroness Uddin?. A more clear cut case with such overwhelming evidence has yet to be disclosed and, to date, it appears that the due process of law has been disregarded.

    This is not an issue for Party Committees to investigate, it is theft, with the British Taxpayer the injured party, and should immediately be the subject of investigation by the Police. If not, why not?

  477. 477
    Lord Delaval of Sluice says:

    “We all mock the French, but, say what you like, …”

    I always say what I like about the French. That is, I always say nothing.

  478. 478
    Anonymous says:

    For the Tory I assume.

  479. 479
    parish councillor says:

    Hear Hear.

    Why desn’t the Tax Payers Alliance have a go? I would willingly give a contribution to the fighting fund on the premis I get a seat at the Court Hearing.

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  481. 481
    martin. says:

    I would like to mention a few people that I hope don’t get into parliament on the back of this upheaveal.
    Damian McBride.
    Jonathan Ross
    Boy George
    Bill Oddie
    Esther Rantzen (nap)

  482. 482
    martin. says:

    But if he calls an election and most of the MP’s are not standing for re-election, will there be any candidates in some of the seats?

  483. 483
    The Fraud Squad says:

    I see it’s reported that Ruth Kelly claimed expenses for flood damage when she was insured. – Now if that’s not one for inspector knacker I don’t know what is nor do I think her insurers will think “it’s within the rules” it’s out & out fraud nothing less

  484. 484
    HALIFAX GIRL says:

    He`s not the nastiest. That accolade goes to superfraudster JULIE KIRKBRIDE, the scheming plotter. a massive husband/wife conspiracy. was at school with her she used to steal from Marks and Spencer. Is Cameron stupid?

  485. 485
    HALIFAX GIRL says:


  486. 486
    HALIFAX GIRL says:

    Tory associations are backing their MPs. If Cameron wants cleansing he will have to do it himself. Husband and wife fraudster team JULIE KIRKBRIDE and ANDREW MACKAY are backed by Bromsgrove and Bracknell because they are controlled and full of stooges. This pair are jointly as guilty as hell and their fraud is the biggest in the party. Cameron will need to get involved if he is serious.

  487. 487
    HALIFAX GIRL says:

    Hear Hear also. HUSBAND AND WIFE FRAUDSTER TEAM Kirkbride/Mackay should be prosecuted. They have filled their constiuencies with stooges who are backing them despite the fact that theirs is the biggest conspiratorial fraud on the tory side and Cameron is nervous about sacking them because there will be some messy squabbles. If Cameron won`t act, prosecute them.

  488. 488
    HALIFAX GIRL says:

    And by the way I was at school with that nasty chancer Julie Kirkbride. She was a petty fraudster then and got away with it now she`s a big one and getting away with it, Call the police!

  489. 489
    HALIFAX GIRL says:

    they are all simple cases. prosecute them all. action group needed.

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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