Carswell’s Victory
Dan Hannan went viral and wowed the YouTube generation with his speech. For a moment he seemed to have eclipsed Douglas Carswell, who was with Hannan the co-author of The Plan. In the short time Carswell has been in parliament he has made some impact with his coherent critique of the political status quo. He is independently minded and often described as a maverick; he has already managed to upset the Conservative Party establishment, turn down a PPS job offer designed to stifle him, upset the powerful defence industry lobby and break with parliamentary convention by championing the ousting of a disgraced Speaker. Not bad work.
He has a slim majority of 920. Guido expects the voters of Clacton to return him with acclaimation at the general election…
We need more mavericks
Did someone say Maverick?
Did someone say McCain oven chips?
Have I ever told you your chips are RUBBISH.
Better chips down the back of our sofa.
He’s a good wing man but I’m Top Gun around here.
Yeeha – MacJester’s dead!
Carswell’s victory in cartoons
Michael Martin’s political obituary.
DING-DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Martin’s gone.
Bit of light relief…
MPs in World Record Bid
I particularly admired the way Carswell went against Convention and had the balls to tell Martin to resign propelling the story to the Headlines and News bulletins giving it rocket fuel. He even warned of a the Speakers gruesome fate of a death by a thousand cuts yetsterday.
If by Carswell we mean Nick Clegg.
Sorry Guido old boy but Carswell was an excellent footsoldier and deserves kudos for speaking out and tabling the motion but contrast Carswell with Cameron who could still not bring himself to say a bad word against the Speaker this morning.
We know that it was having a Leader of the Opposition like Clegg publicly tell the Speaker and the World that enough was enough which pushed the momentum over the top made the headlines, forced the silent out of hiding and led to the events today.
Clegg himself might be a bit of a tw*t but he clearly had more guts and nouse on this issue than Dave did when push came to shove.
No doubt not praising Dave lavishly and mentioning someone other than a Conservative will reduce a large part of your unpartisan readership to the devastating eloquence of parrotting the word Hoon in outrage. So be it.
Martin still went because Clegg spoke out while Dave didn’t.
Thank f*ck Martin is finally gone.
Paul Waugh is as ever on the button
Quite! I know a good few of his constituents, as my home is just on the border and I’m also involved with Great Leighs racecourse. They are a forthright and independent bunch, Tory at heart – small businessmen in the main, and upwardly mobile.
I’ve no doubt they will do the right thing come the great day!
Been watching him closely. Front bench beckons
Was this all part of The PlanGuido?
No the plan is
1. Get elected
2. Ruin Britain
3. It started in America
4. ??????
5. PROFIT
Perhaps Guido should institute some awards? Celebrating the best of Top Blokes and Tasty Totty….
Here here.
There There.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hear_hear
Get it right. We are the on-line parliament now. now
There there
How are his credentials? Has he had his nose in the trough? If I was being cynical I would suggest with his slim majority he saw this as a populist move to get re-elected.
It took guts to do what he did, good luck to him.
He was Numero Uno troffer last year, so it’ll be interesting to see the breakdown when it’s released.
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/douglas_carswell/harwich#expenses
Hope there’s no sweeties, smarties etc on the claim, or it’s Bye-Bye Dougie.
I’m sure there are a few in the Tory party who’d like to trip up a chap like that.
the anti-Tory vote in the constituency is quite large too.
And anyway, he’s got such a slappable pompous gob
The problem with the injection of PR in politics is that it is generally impossible to separate good intent with good publicity – the only factors that generally determine which of those apply are long term trends.
Although I suppose that is possible, my own experiences with him and those of people I know who have worked with him for far longer than his time in Parliament suggest very strongly that this is the way he is.
Just to clarify (in case of possible ambiguity): the way he has behaved in Parliament is entirely consistent with the way he was before. It is a matter of principle with him, Hannan and others I could name…
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Blàr Allt a’ Bhonnaich
You man was no good! just accept it
Definitely. A good clear out of the old establishment is in order.
I had a good clear out not three days ago..
too right. I don’t elect my MP to play party politic games – i elect him to represent me and the community i live in. if he doesn’t know what’s best for his constituents he should get off his arse and find out. Having found out, then if he doesn’t vote in a way that reflects those needs he should risk being recalled.
Electing an mp of a certain political party should just be an indication of where his beliefs lie, not an expectation that he just adds to a tory or labour block vote.
More independant minded mps – regardless of political colour.
The ‘mavericks’ have been running the show lately. Truth has been a dirty word for too long.
Michael Martin – Strange Fruit indeed.
What we really need re more Martin Bells – although Carswell and Hannan are doing a damned good job.
We do NOT need more Martin Bells! Shit and derision woman, do your research!
The man was a Labour and Lib/Dem patsy, funded by the former and put up by the latter – and never even took the rouble to find out if Hamilton was guilty before standign against him (he wasn’t). Bell is a pompus hypoctitical git of the first order, some details at http://www.guardianlies.com and other places online
I’m all for independent MPs btw – but Bell was emphatically NOT one of those
We need only mavericks. Slavish arselicking hoons need not apply.
There should be a ban on re-electing MP’s who failed to show originality and independence and energy in promoting something beneficial to the country in their last parliament. Deadwood, troughing party hacks should be carefully culled before each election, by an objective public body.
Raven, you seem to have little understanding of our democracy – imperfect though it is
Parliamentary candidates are EITHER independents, OR stand for a party, They cannot be both; and you cannot have an ‘independent’ body selecting either. Do grow up and get your feet back on the ground!
WELL DONE CARSWELL!!!!
Now Guido can we have the Hooning guide to property development?
“acclaimation ”
errr Guido “acclamation” perhaps
Unbelievably first! Can I get a coconut?
No. You hamster
So who pissed on your cornflakes this morning?
Wasnae me. But I did wet the bed.
Ya think thon’s bad. I fucking shat in mine.
Hhhhmmm nice……
I will never be first as I have a job to go to at 0530!
Carswell for Speaker then?????
He wants a reforming Speaker… sounds like the man for the job.
Surely the Deputy Speakers should take the Chair until the election, and then have a clean sweep?
I don’t think we will have to wait a year now, the house of cards is tumbing fast
bill cash or kate hoey or frank field
This is what I wrote on the previous post
I reckon that the Cabinet meeting discussed the way forward. The pressure is too great. They see their time is up.
It is now about damage limitation.
NEC to put measures in place to ‘clean up’ candidates.
McBroon to announce he is to see the Queen tomorrow before he then comes to PMQ’s where he will announce that there will be a prolonged lead in period, first to allow the clean up period and then a General Election, probably in July.
I now want to see MP’s to have real power over the executive. I want to see an offence of lying or withholding information from an MP to be imprisonable. I want to see that when you ask your MP to investigate some crap that the executive are handing out to you, they can give you a substantive answer, not spout off the excuses you have heard already.
Shuffling the chairs in the RMS Titanic/Westminster is immaterial. The EU runs this country and we cannot vote the Brussels scum out. Only way is to leave the EU. Fuck all the ‘big three’ sell outs. UKIP on June 4th.
No, not for speaker, we need him in a Tory government. DC take note!!!
Better to have him as a competent, reforming, independent minded minister, so he can achieve something useful for the country. We need several hundred more like him. Wake up Cameron, and start making use of talent, when you’ve cleared out the crooks and dead wood.
Put your money on Frank Field. A good man. Who will put duty, before self and can be trusted by all. Boring, yet effective. Dispised by the untrustworthy and the bull-shitters. Cross party choice.
Or perhaps a jacuzzi? Oh gowaan gowaan gowaan……..
Many more like him please. That’s the kind of politician this country needs. Good job.
Thank you very much. Too kind…….
Here here. Top bloke!
Don’t you mean “Hear! Hear!” ?
The Penguin.
No, it’s as written.
Pedants’ Corner
The correct form is “Hear, hear”. It is an expression used as a short repeated form of “hear ye” and “hear him”. It represents a listener’s agreement with the point being made by a speaker.
I’d always wondered what that meant. Who am I again? Where, what, when err.. penguin? Armadillo? Radish? Err… need a nap – don’t mind me.
Good post! While it’s a good thing that Guido allows anyone to comment, it does unfortunately mean that you get morons talking about hamsters and cornflakes. I’m all for beign rude about politicians, but a lot of the comments here are just ridiculous. (But maybe people feel *this* comment is ridiculous. Oh well.)
Always glad to learn!
I thought it was short for something like, ‘over here, I agree’, or somesuch.
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May 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Good post! While it’s a good thing that Guido allows anyone to comment, it does unfortunately mean that you get morons talking about hamsters and cornflakes. I’m all for beign rude about politicians, but a lot of the comments here are just ridiculous. (But maybe people feel *this* comment is ridiculous. Oh well.)
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And what have you got against edible Hamsters?
Mind you i do agree they don’t go with cornflakes, the little twats drink all the milk.
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@ 209: the blog can get a little over-serious; we believe Guido encourages a little light banter
Admittedly some of that is less than hilarious, but oft we post in jest and without thinking
Admittedly some of that is less than hilarious, but oft we post in jest and without thinking
DGJUST LYKE POLLYTITIANS
Nice article Guido
You know from first hand experience that it is nasty work trying to weed out corruption and improve our lives.
And it is great that you give credit where credit is due.
In the middle of this horror story it is good to be positive.
I am sure Heather appreciated your previous article and that Dougie Carswell will appreciate this
Good work
Guido and Carswell for Knighthood’s!
Good idea, might convert Guido into a monarchist.
Carswell for leading a coup against Cameron after he’s elected.
We’ll need a few more dear Quentin Lets just questioned the one given to that old labour fart Stuart Bell
NO !
Guido is Irish
He is a pamphleteer…and libertarian…
Pamphleteers do not compromise themselves with “the powers that be” by taking honours (and who would want to join all those who have taken corrupted honours for years anyway)..
There are three things IMHO we can do for Guido (of he wants)
1) Keep supporting him and informing him here
2) Establish a general subscription to buy him (and the long suffering Mrs Guido) something BIG -we are thousands..a tenner a piece would go a long way
3) Ask Guido to assemble a book at the end of the year (for our Christmas presents !) with all his articles, scoops and the best of our contributions here.. Called “Guido’s Guide” (or something like that just to anger the “power that be”) and BUY IT EN masse
IT WILL BECOME THE BEST SELLER OF THE YEAR and should make Guido a pile of cash (published in St Kitts and Nevis of course)
We are going to have fun…and Guido should be the first to benefit !!
Guido’s Groupie
Fuck off you brown nosing git.
Guido Irish ?
A Paddy pamphleteer and libertarian…… That makes almost 4,902,278 of us. Carefull there Pat. The English establishment will have you at the end of a rope as soon as you let your guard down.
Look what they are doing to that poor Wogan. National treasure ! They’ll turn on him as soon as they find out the secret of his success in broadcasting. The bastards.
Well said Guido! We need many more MPs like Douglas Carswell.
About 600 plus should do it.
More like 350!
Carsell is a cretin. The problem is not going to disappear with Michael Martin.
Carswell didn’t suggest that it would. Just as jailing one murderer doesn’t make the streets safe. This is just the start of the big clean-up.
No
But sacking GORBALS under popular pressure is a great beginning…
It has broken a CONSTITIONAL TABOO
Let’s just keep going and DEMAND JUSTICE
We will get there
John Lilburne calls Carswell a cretin and yet cannot even spell his name.
He is right that the problem will not end with the speaker, but it is a terribly good start. I think we should all vote against ALL incumbents (less a tiny minority of good, decent an honest MP’s who did not trough the system), but vote out ALL the rest!
Vote local independent. You cannot trust a party to do anything for you, they are only in power for the sole purpose of staying in power.
I’ve read ‘The Plan’. It’s an excellent read and makes a lot of sense. Always had a lot of time for Carswell.
Only if he can be hung, drawn and quartered
Caught fiddling your expenses were you?
Carswell is a sound fellow. A pity that he resembles the aged kiddy-fiddler from ‘Family Guy.’ I think its the jaw.
Nyles Frazier? Or the lovechild of Twobrains Willetts and David Starkey.
As an independent minded MP, beloved by my electorate, and esteemed by all members of the House, I will gladly accept the Speakership from my whipped supporters.
As for you Guido, know this, I am not a pushover like Mucky Mick.
Party members very keen on the likes of him though, and plenty more where he came from, so FFS, stop encouraging the ukip nutters, or we’ll be stuck with labour for another decade !
Hannan and Carswell have more in common with those “ukip nutters” you disparage, than they ever will with “call me Dave”. As for Martin and ZanuLabour, they are finished, done, toast by their own greedy hands. “Call me Dave” never laid a glove on them, because he is Bliars true heir and the Camaroon cons are identikit bluelabour in waiting.
Hello Mandy, Give us a kiss.
This appears to be a failure to recognise what “broad church” actually means (mainly because no other party really has the same) and trying to “invent” divisions within the Conservatives.
There might be differences in slant, but a good democracy takes the best from a broad view. Only dictatorships (i.e. the Left) and those with a one-policy monomania-style platform (e.g. UKIP) cannot understand or cope with that.
I do not give a fuck about the width or size of any so called church in the conservative party. The fact is there is no point being anti-Blair or Brown and then voting in someone who is in favour of the same bloody systems as they imposed.
The tools and mechanics of state ARE CURRENTLY being shifted, peice by piece out of Her Majesties jurisdiction away from offices held under Oath, over to the “third sector”. The third sector being a group of non-elected, private corporations that operate by fiat and are dedicated to operate under EU law and outside of traditional common law of the UK.
This shift from our constitutional arrangements over to what can only be described as a fascist control system is a very stealthy coup that BOTH parties have willingly and treasonously taken part in.
It is what the party leaders will DO that matters and I have seen very little evidence that Dave will do anything other than talk tough on the EU whilst carrying on giving them every new power that they request.
This fascist coup by stealth is HAPPENING NOW. so-called charities like Common Purpose through their graduate programs are forcing this through every level of Government from central government down to town hall and even parish council level.
They MUST be STOPPED!
Hear, hear. UKIP are going to save Brown by splitting the conservative vote in the euro elections
Dr Feelgood, great band from Canvey Island. Poster using their name here, total fucking twat!
Listen up, Dr Feelgood; Vote for who you choose. That’s all one can do unless you are a sheep.
Gordon loves UKIP – you’ll be the reason he can hang on after the euro elections. Why do you think you are getting so much coverage on the BBC?
A golden opportunity to stuff him good and proper is being wasted by these single issue UKIP nutters.
Well if UKIP had any sense it would go after independent and non-voters. That way they would not have to try to get conservatives to change sides at all, and there are enough people in the traditionally non-voting section of society to win an election by a MASSIVE landslide already, not one tory voter required!
That said, if Dave had any sense he would steal ALL UKIP’s support by ACTUALLY declaring outright and placing it in no doubt that we will finally withdraw from the political integration of the EU and become a strong, low-tax, dynamic independent Britain, retaining the freedoms and Liberties from Magna Carta and the Bill of Rights and building upon those to guarantee the freedom of all good and true free men on the land.
Do not decry UKIP, when it is Dave “bliar” Cameron who has the power to finish them off in one fell swoop!
Mr Ned, in fact I agree with many of those proposals. I’m not a big fan of the EU except as a free trade, free travel, free residency block.
The fact remains that UKIP are campaigning against the Tories and peeling voters off them rather than attracting the non-participants.
UKIP use of the expenses scandal to pick up votes from the Tories is also extremely cynical given their very shady track record in this respect.
IMHO it’s better to fight for a ‘dry’ European policy from within the Conservative Party, rather than split the vote to the benefit of Labour.
Where are your FOI responses, Guido?
In my inbox.
Iain Dale has had some interesting FOI replies that confirm the mud slinging sept of No 10 was a functioning unit.
NO 10 DOWNING STREET UNDER DIRTY TRICKS BROWN WAS/IS AN ORGANISED CONSPIRACY TO DELIBERATELY STEAL DEFAME AND DECEIVE
PAID FOR BY TAXPAYERS UNDER FALSE PRETENCES
CLEARLY GROUNDS FOR A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION
NEW LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME
Boris, get an honest copper to replace that New Labour idiot, and have him properly investigate ALL the New Labour criminals in Westminster and Glasgow!
He is a rare commodity – a man of decency and integrity, grittily determined to do the right thing – and what a result.
Seconded.
tenths anyone?
Take him on as your young apprentice Guido, I reckon you could do with a hand right now.
Yes right you are master Tony strong in the force he is
Sorry Yoda, of course I I should have said:
His apprentice he should be, Master Guido, reckon I that a hand you could do with, right now.
Strong “with the force” he is.
Fist, surely Minekiller you mean.
Who would you rather have in Parliament, a principled fighter like Douglas Carswell or a greedy, talentless crook like Dawn Butler?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1184413/Labour-whip-claims-whirlpool-bath-second-property-just-14-miles-lives.html
U a raysisst innitt?
After the last 10 days, I can still be shocked. Nearly 60 grand taken while our boys die in the desert for so little. Hope she is removed but can’t imagine the same rules being applied to a black woman – would Harperson allow it? – hope I’m wrong.
Was ity not Dawn Butler that wrote a letter to herself (as from Obama)saying what a great person she was, and then bamboozled Obama into signing it when he visited the Commons?
More death needed.
Jesus wept. How do such people get into the Commons, let alone be put in charge of the hen coop?
Bravo, as previously mentioned he has been the correct front man for this. Side splitting spin trying to credit one party leader to discredit another. Back to the bunker, bravo a good bit of backbench work!
It’s true that the current raft of Cons PCs is notably more Eurosceptic than the present intake. So with luck, and especially since the backbenchers will (I hope) take heart and courage from what is happening now, there will be a big shift in Conservative policy towards the EU dictatorship.
Are you aware that Mr. Cameron has banned all “Better Off Out” signatories from his front bench?
Will you Tories ever learn?
Your leadership was long ago captured by the EUphiles and a few beards like Carswell and Hannan will never change it.
The point I was making, is that Cameron may no longer be able to sideline the Eurosceptics once they are a clear majority in the Parliamentary party (whioch they have not been to date).
Current events are giving a voice to previously sidelined opinion, and making everyone less sheep-like – MPs included with any luck, and Cameron seems to be sensitive to this shift. For a couple of years at least, party leaders will ignore the electorate and the rank and file at their peril
I’m not a Tory btw, I’ve never joined a political party.
I’m a libertarian democrat, and as such I vote always for the ‘least worse option’
If you don’t want to be ruled by a Politian anymore, then don’t vote for one on June 4th.
Vote for a Jury Team candidate.
Are they all libertarians? What if some are socialists?
One would hope that you’d research any candidate before you vote – regardless of affiliation.
Those standing on the Jury list in my region sound like raving leftie loonies.
One – the 2nd on ourlist – is an animal rights vegan. Like Elliott Morley LOL
they won’t get my vote
Vote For Old Holborn!! And Any Other Ready Rubbed!!
The Penguin.
Martin has not said WHEN he is going. We need two things:
a) A GENERAL ELECTION to clean out the stables. NOW!
b) Parliament needs a speaker who will give back the power to the MPs so they can hold the gov to scrutiny. At the moment they are just joy riders on a gravy train.
Most MP’s have safe seats, and the longer they hold them the worse they trough. An election will serve little purpose if the entrenched vermin in all parties are not removed and replaced by better candidates before the general election is held. Term limits might help, if the MP’s were not able to steal too much during their time at the trough.
If the pissed off, former apathetic non-voters finally pulled their fingers out and got off their arses to vote, there are more than enough of them to wipe out ALL the mainstream parties. There are more of them than there are tory and labour voters COMBINED!
That fact should be enough in itself to motivate them to vote.
That fact should be enough in itself to terrify every current greedy trougher in the Commons.
sunday june 21st
Turn the heat on the Blairs next and all our Christmasses will have come at once….go to it, attack dogs
Watch out for bad news being slipped out under cover of the Mumbler’s resignation.
Right….the Chief Whipper-In has had too many on us for starters (and mains, and puds & etc………)
The BBC’s/EU’s internet tax idea is doing another round in the papers while everyone else is distracted again.
We should resist supporting the BBC with any form of taxation. We need policy statements from the Party leaders on this.
The BBC needs to slim right down to one TV channel, one radio station and the rest privatised.
I am fully in favour of Public service broadcasting, that is why I detest the BBC so much.
Extortion funding of basically entertainment is an abomination.
If a broadcasters funding source is extortion then it’s output will inevitably be socialist propaganda.
Subscription, not slavery is the only answer.
Here’s the bad news”
“But he (Martin) is determined to see through the reforms that he announced yesterday.”
He also said reforms approved at the cabinet meeting earlier – to put independent regulators in charge of the Commons – meant the role of the Speaker would change.
“There will no longer be a Speaker who is in charge as chief executive of the House of Commons. He will be procedural and ceremonial – so when we do look for a new Speaker it will have to take that into account.”
Who elects the ‘independent’ regulators?
Yet more of the Crown and her majesties authority being removed from our constitutional arrangements.
Problem, Reaction, Solution!
The established and democratically accountable system being farmed out to the “third sector” again!
THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!
Love how the Labour Cabinet solution is another unaccountable Quango… I’ll bet Gorgon’s going through his little red book now looking for a suitable placeman to head the Parliamentary Public Administration Authority or whatever they’ll call it (any suitable acronyms guys and gals? Best one wins a set of mock Tudor beams, second prize is a moat, third a year’s subscription to X-rated, wooden spoon is a bathplug).
Love how they avoid the transparency issue completely. Love how even now they can’t trust in democracy and the will of the people and its Parliament.
Independently minded MP in the Conservative party?
He won’t last long then.
Here is another !
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Tory-Sorry-For-Using-C-Word-About-Labour-Rival/Article/200905315284404?lpos=Home_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_8&lid=ARTICLE_15284404_Tory_Sorry_For_Using_C-Word_About_Labour_Rival
What does c*** stand for?
Card ?
Hoon, is now the epithet of choice, I believe?
Hoon?
“clot”, I think.
Lord Ashcroft has another 100 waiting to take over in all the most winnable seats.
Mr Cameron is astute and knows that he can’t fly in the face of the majority of his new MP base. He’ll be pragmatic. He’ll be fine.
We are on the verge of some great challenges and great changes.
And Mr Clegg is beginning to look like a Statesman and able leader of the opposition.
Now, as a Scotsman, what ARE the Scots going to do with their insidious Scottish NuLabour Mafia ? At worst you need to “lend” your vote to SNP where Conservative is not an option.
Brown , Fowkes, Martin, Murphy, McCartney, Reid etc etc. I apologise unreservedly for these and many other obvious incompetents.
Voting Conservative will not make you poor, but voting NuLabour will certainly KEEP you poor.
Take heed, fellow countrymen and ladies.
Very well said.
Bit O/T but has anyone heard anything about Tony Blair’s expense claims so far?
No, and we probably wont…
Weren’t they all “accidentally” shredded when he left office??
The speaker had then shredded. Check on the net, this is not a spoof remark.
Um, weren’t they shredded? That’s wot The Times sed.
Didn’t he have them framed and hung in the crapper ?
If they were shredded, we may never know whether he claimed receipts for massage chairs etc. but there must be information about how much was paid in total. The size of the mortgage on Myrobella by the time he stepped down will also be traceable and comparable to the original purchase price so that it will be evident whether or not he re-mortgage the property to the hilt to raise money for other ventures. If he did, there is no way that he could truthfully sign to the effect that the re-mortgage interest was wholly necessary in order to discharge parliamentary duties.
QED
Some knowledgeable soul in these columns in recent times said that even had they been accidentally shredded they would still exist on a hard drive if Mr Plod & the FS were interested, they would know how to trace.
Good to see the Westminster ‘mother of parliaments’ being reduced to an international laughing stock. It will never recover. Scotland will be free.
Bye bye and good luck.
Come back Hadrian all is forgiven.
Amen to that!
Free Scotland – with every 50 litres
yes we’ve found it far too expensive up to now
Free of what? You’ll go cap in hand to the EUSSR and get royally fucked over anyway.
They’re under the delusion that they’ll be able to cadge more money off the French and Germans than they have off the English.
And who exactly is stopping them from getting independence? Certainly not the English.
It’s all very “Animal Farm” – which one’s the fat porker ‘Napoleon’?
Either that or 921 voters in Harwich & Essex will, not knowing anything about him, overturn his majority based on nothing more than “he’s in a main party, so must be one of those ‘at it’“…
At this point I’m afraid I’d accept that as collateral damage. They all need to go – even if that means a few good ones get the boot as well.
Douglas Hogg is resigning at the GE, standing down, sounds like Cameron gave him the revolver.
OK thats a start.
Andrew MacKay what is your position?
Julie Kirkbride what is your position?
still in the trough!
Sometimes Julie is on top, sometimes I am…why???
Doesn’t need the money, cant be arsed, and with all the spare time he can clean out his own moat.
Preferably wearing concrete Hunters.
Douglas Hogg falls on his moat.
On or in?
It hasn’t been cleaned in over a fortnight so it’s full of mud. He fell on it.
No. On the moat, then we can all walk over him on the way in to collect all those John Lewis articles that we bought. Then we can stamp on him on the way out.
Took the trouble to send me a personal e-mail in the midst of this.
Super job I wish he were my MP.
‘Sir’ Stuart Bell on R5 – slobbering git – defending Gorbals – why?
Why was he knighted – he just complained about the “old boy network”?
Anybody know what his troughing proclivities are?
The charmless, dentally challenged, bore doesn’t seem overly keen on transparency.
had some dealings in Cleveland over child abuse and witchhunt scares in the 80s
All of Martin’s cronies should be despatched with him. Let them keep each other company, well away from the public purse.
He’s a todger dodger, Eurosceptic and doesn’t oink.
Not bad qualifications, for starters.
I’m necessary to the job of a Member of Parliament.
Fuck off Kermit
Have you noticed that Sir Gerald always walks likes he’s struggling to keep his head balanced on top of his shoulders.
The word ‘member’ is quite appropriate…..fudge-packer
So am I
I am reminded of a quote by the late Baron Weatherill, :
“The penalty that good men pay for failing to participate in public affairs is to be governed by others worse than themselves.”
And so it has proved.
He was paraphrasing Plato, so who knows how long this shit has been going on barely changed.
Prescott for speaker, at least he would provide a much needed laugh.
Scotch on the rocks all round, steward.
Kudos.
And on TV, what a comparison he made by making that Mega-Trougher Foukes look every inch the old drunkard he really is.
I’ve come in for some unfair criticism over the manner in which I read out my statement to the House yesterday afternoon. It wasn’t my fault…I was struggling to read Gordon Brown’s handwriting!
The blind cyclops has just announced that nobody who has abused expenses will be allowed to stand for the Backward Party at the GE.
Depends entirely how you define that and Gordon will define it in such a way that only a small handful have to stand down.
Including them wot slipped their bruv a few grand to get their flat scrubbed?
Exactly. The devil will be in the detail, as it always is with Brown.
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so that means nobody because according to labour and harman and them all, it was all within the rules.
Only Brown’s enemies will be affected; e.g. Blears.
I think you’ll find it was “if they had broken the rules”.
Consider how much contempt this government has for the rules (Iraq war anyone?) and I’m sure you’ll find it’s only those with ropey mortgages that suffer.
The Tories should be careful with this one. If Brown gets a few minor scalps he could end up looking like the one who cleaned his party out. Cameron needs to get rid of his thieves fast as that GB doesn’t come out looking like the one actually doing something.
Stike that, I just read what he actually said. There’s no way in hell anyone is going to take the thieving twat seriously.
The Times used my Profli-gate!
I will live chat the Speaker’s resignation statement at 2:30pm or whenever it is on if live: The Daily Politics.
And my MoatsandbeamsGate! Hooray!
That must be the shortest ‘live chat’ in history.
This “Sir” Stuart Bell bod, how does he manage to to appear on all the news channels at pretty much the same time.
And did the Speaker object to his pearls of wisdom?
No the speaker has choked on the pearls of wisdom.
Douglas Carswell speaks forthrightly and with a lot of common sense, he will be a true reformer.
Perhaps there is hope for us and parliament with more people like him after this hopeless band of thieves are gone.
It will be an interesting year and I have hope for my grandchildren at last.
My arse.
Coo-eee!
Yeah but you and your kids are jiggered.
I’m not buying it. Problem, reaction, solution. The old Hegalian dialectic. The EU coup by stealth is almost complete. All they need is to break up our Parliament and remove our constitutional arrangements, and offices that are under Oath to the Queen and then we are TOTALLY consumed by the beast of the EU. Common law would be dead.
SO what do we have now? A scandal whereby the Speaker’s power is now to be removed and handed over to a “respected and independent” third party (in the third sector) and the Speaker will become a symbolic and ceremonial position, powerless and usurped by traitors to the crown.
A HUGE chunk of OUR power has just been stolen from under our (the people’s) noses AND with our active consent and encouragement!
Another Quango.
This is where her Maj steps in. Or should be.
Mr Ned you are correct. Once the Speaker is subject to any force or entity or authority outside parliament, the pass is sold completely. But then MPs sold the pass already in so many respects:
Maastrict Treaty first and foremost – then Lisbon treaty, also the anto-terrorist laws; and esp the failure to support Cash’s bill attempting to establish the supremacy of the Westminster Parliament and its laws over those of the EU: that was a black day ineed for this nation’s freedoms
Brown is not going to do anything, he’s dodging .
“No MP will stand if found to have broken the rules”, uhm hasnt brown been saying it was all within the rules, so nothing happening then.
Actually he said that, “No MP or CANDIDATE will stand if they have been found to have broken the rules”
FFS waht a mess if Labour Candidates have been troughing before they are even IN Parliament!!!!!!!
Yup, if he meant that any troughers would not be able to stand in the election, then he would not be able to stand in the next election HIMSELF!!!
He would NEVER propose a sanction that he himself will have to submit to would he?
What the hell was Ming planning to do with me?
Indulge in some wild, hedonistic orgy of gay-abandonment with the Eeby Geebies cranked up to 11 ?
Use you to finally defeat Flash Gordon.
So where do we go from here? Gorbals Mick resigns but still stays in post, ‘chairs’ expenses reconstruction committee, leaves smelling of roses? Still the problem remains as this very neat mash up shows http://msn.shoothill.com/ Keep up the good work Guido
Toenails being ripped a new one for these statements:
“Some will complain that he has been made a scapegoat for the failings of individual MPs.
Others will insist that this Glaswegian sheet metal worker was the victim of class-based prejudice and snobbery.
There is some truth in both those charges.”
I wonder what charges Toenails has been making to the BBC expenses budget.
Robinson’s blatant and shameless bias is a very good reason for refusing to pay the
Licence fee and for opposing the funding of the BBC by taxation.
I agree
That — and not watching any BBC programmes, as they’re not worth watching — apart from David Attenborough and sometimes Andrew Neil.
Sky News is head and shoulders above BBCNews24. I would never have thought I’d have written that even 5 years ago.
Quite right.
Refuse to pay the propaganda tax.
Some truth in both those charges?!?
Or could it be as Dan Hannan put it in his blog yesterday:
“If there was anyone still wondering what was wrong with Michael Martin, you have your answer now. All the Speaker’s faults were on display today, as if in a gallery. He had evident difficulty reading his prepared statement. He was plainly baffled by the rules of procedure and, despite his nine years in the chair, had to consult with the Clerks over almost every question raised by MPs. He was inarticulate and self-justifying.”
And he still stumbles over “O ooo orr orr order”…
I don’t want either Frank Field or Kat Hoey as Speaker, they’d have to be neutral and I want their views expressed in debate.
Another thing is these new Cabinet proposals basically belittle the role of the Speaker to ceremonial/procedural, who the fuck are they to dictate the terms? Just because their own man has screwed up the job, doesn’t mean someone else will.
Oh, my expenses are like MPs’ allowances – just small beer.
Billy Connolly came out of the Glasgow shipyards. He was a welder. Would he have been tongue-tied or relying on prompts?
He’d have made a brilliant Speaker and would be playing to a packed House every day.
PS
My point was that it’s got fuck all to do with class and everything to do with ability and integrity.
Connolly’s as much a tosser as Gorbals Mick.
They sing the same songs, believe me.
One’s a comedian, the other a red bearded W*nker.
Or religeous affiliation
As much as Frank Field is respected and a good choice Labour should go get stuffed and bog off. They’ve already had two goes at it. Time for a Tory to become speaker.
Aren’t they having a competition?…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/speaker/
I’m not voting for that fat Hoon Jo Brand.
frank field is NOT all he seems
He paid £1000’s from his communications allowance to his local newpaper, The Birkenhead News for advertising.
I expect they think he is a great guy.
‘Anyone but the LabLibCon trick said…….drone, rant, gibber
Back to your garden shed (the one with UKIP stickers on it) with you.
I rest my case about UKIP fruitcakes.
Not just fruitcakes:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article1434608.ece
Article dated February 5th 2007.
MEP ejected from Party.
My Roller has a UKIP sticker on the back bumper- think I drove past your padded cell with the I luv EU stickers. Twat.
I will continue to sit on my comfy thorne while my people suffer.
Can we all have cake?
Oi ! Presclott !! Get Tracey Temple to get the cakes out of your expenses.
“while my people suffer”
you mean MY people
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Broon says:
I like thornes to sit on
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Actually Carswell is standing in clacton due to boundary changes and it’ll be a pretty safe tory seat with a majority greater than 5000 based on the 2005 election according to UK Polling Report.
I’m sure Bernard Jenkin will still win Harwich and North Essex for the blues.
So. What are his expenses claims like?
Was he aware of the system and the kind of crap they all seem to put on there to max out?
Did he speak out, keep with the flock, or not know what was going on?
I do not intend to stand at the next General Election.
There wasnt a re-moat chance you’d have been elected you thieving pig.
Nice one :-)
Dan Han is the type of politician we need for the future.
What do you do when you’re not writing jokes?
Watches Youtube.
Will you still be requiring me services Sir?
The moat is available for hire to throw the dodgy-rule breakers into.
I reckon that moat will become an nice little earner… available for baptisms, ducking witches and bottling the holy water of democracy.
If only the silly bugger had taken my advice and called it a ditch, he’s still be in the game…
Only a matter of time before that moat water performs its first miracle… a General Election.
UK to be renamed United Kuntdom
Traitor!
And?
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It is not a victory. The Squeaker has not been ordered by Parliament to leave the chair. The precedent that would have set was too big a risk to take. A Squeaker! Beholden to Parliament to do the job properly! Not in Gordon Brown’s lifetime.
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Carswell should be given a knighthood for services to the British people. Brown has just announced that any Labour MP who has broken the “dodgy rules” will not stand at the next election. They are obviously not half the people in his present cabinet then? Jacqui Smith is still home secretary and he stands by her breaking the dodgy rules. Then there’s the very generous Mr Malik who donates to charities of his choice, monies from the dodgy rules. Brown is unbelieveable!
Hmmm….Is it worth a punt?
4/1 Sir Alan Haselhurst
4/1 Frank Field
8/1 Sir George Young
8/1 John Bercow
10/1 Richard Taylor
10/1 Vince Cable
10/1 Menzies Campbell
14/1 Sylvia Heal
14/1 Richard Shepherd
14/1 Ken Clarke
14/1 Patrick Cormack
16/1 Alan Beith
33/1 David Davis
33/1 Norman Baker
50/1 Keith Simpson
50/1 Damian Green
50/1 Kate Hoey
50/1 Diane Abbott
50/1 Tony Wright
250/1 Gordon Brown
1000/1 Ed Balls
With the boy wonder Yvette on his knee
Might go for Vince myself.
The difficulty will be selecting someone who cannot be tainted once his/her expenses are revealed to public scrutiny.
It is also now a massive and difficult job. Past experience may not be a guide to future performance, neither may it equip whomsoever for the task ahead. Of the names you cite, my unkonwoing eye alights upon Bercow.
Sir Alan has been a good Deputy Speaker and is an affable sort of bloke. His other qualifications may bar him from the job though.
Except that he is not standing for harwich and north essex- which will be patrick jenkin. Carswell is standing for clacton- such a classy place
Try to be accurate when you correct others. Not Patrick Jenkin (Baron Jenkin of Roding). His son Bernard.
Carswell and Hannan are both Scots – weel done lads
och aye the noo!
Yes the Scots have done a great job in bolloxing England up I’ m sure another geration of them would just about finish us off – GET TAE FUCK!
At least they know how to speak.
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Its been a good and successfulful ruse to divert attention from the general troughing, for the time being.
From Times Online
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6314982.ece
Christopher Galley, the mole in Damian Green case, says: ‘Tories dumped me’
The mole who provided Damian Green with his information has been left out to dry.
As the Tories were responsible for recruiting and encouraging him to breach confidentiality they should hang their heads in shame.
The message is; “We will soon be in Government, we don’t want to encourage moles.”
The dishonourable gentleman has spoken.
Anyone who trusts a Politician is an oaf.
He came across as a bit of a plank on the interviews I heard.
They cannot afford to admit to ‘grooming’ a mole as this was a charge which could have got Green convicted.
Galley’s got no-one but himself to blame, after all he phoned Green several times while in police custody at their insistence trying to entrap Green, fortunately Green was far too fly to take the bait. Galley should have refused to co-operate and kept stum.
When the minimum wage came in, Administrative Assistants got a pay rise.
Staff at that level taken to a Westminster Office and subjected to persuasion by two experienced MPs don’t stand a chance.
A traiter and a turncoat, eh? Perhaps he should join the Labour party?
Glad to see that there are some chaps in the house who are on the ball. What surprises me about all of this so far is that I would have thought that party discipline structure would have had clauses about “bringing the party into disrepute” which would have enabled any constituency chairman (or perhaps even ordinary party member) to report the trougher to the CCC, NEC etc. and force the issue that way. After all there is prima facie evidence of moral wrongdoing (if not legal wrongdoing) in every case so far, complete with massive levels of public outrage. That’s how the labour party got rid of Georgeous George after he talked about British soliders being ‘warcriminals’. The rules are quite clear about “wholly and necessarily” for carrying out the job as an MP – anything else is troughing. It would be great to see the uggers cross examined on their actual expenses line by line in full public. As Harriet said “it’s wrong in the court of public opinion”.
In this rush for reform of Parliament, I hope they mean Reform It to How things used to be, not into some semi republican mish mash.
In my time at the Palace of westminster all high officials were ex military officers and the Doorkeepers were all ex NCOs.
These high standards were looked up to by everybody else in parliament including members of both houses.
Socialists hate to kow tow to less worthy beings in uniform or official posts.
But these officials underpinned the institution of Parliament and New Labours ‘reforms’ over the last 12 years have unpicked nearly every stitch.
The Bastards.
I totally agree.
Who will be these unelected ‘independent’ authorities who will rule our Parliament? It’ll be just like Brussels. As Thatcher said “No, No, No”.
If I was the telegraph I’d either step up the revelations or quiten down for a few days until the speaker has gone
No, they are doing ok, quietly, methodically, ploughing through more than a million receipts.
MCBRIDE
Done it
SPEAKER
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250 MPs and 50 Peers
Almost done it
NOW TUMBLEDOWN DIRTY TRICKS BROWN PLEASE
God Bless Guido
If you are going to take down the dragon, you need to chop of his head Guido.
When shall the first book be written about how Guido’s exploits changed the political landscape during the opening of the 21st century.
A place in history awaits him.
Just imagine what the world would have been like in medieval times if they had blogs then!
A few less heads would of rolled i dare say or maybe not!!
Hell Hath No Fury Like the Vengeance of the People
Well God bless him and God Bless you you old rogue.
One of the things that Douglas Carswell has always supported is freeing MPs from the Party Whip’s Offices
The corruption (and we have only seen part of it so far) in the Labour and Tory Whips’ Offices (“receiptless” Chief Labour Whip Browne, little Jacuzzi Butler etc) should make this a priority in the next Parliament.
Break the power of the “enforcers” in the Whips’ Offices
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090519/tuk-pm-election-ban-on-expenses-mps-6323e80.html
“Mr Brown also said that no MP who had broken expenses rules would serve in either the Cabinet or the Government.
He said: “I made it clear to the National Executive Committee today that no Member of Parliament or candidate will stand for the Labour Party if they have defied the rules.”
Anyone got a list of how many cabinet members are looking at a P45 and the friendly face (it really is, I’ve tried it) of the local dole office ?
Christ – we’d better start recruiting now!
According to most of the Labour MPs they have only followed the rules, some have even regarded them as the “bible”. How can Brown sack them?
No- don’t worry – he said ‘any that are found to have broken the rules.’ None of them did – as they have all said – ‘it was all within the rules.’ That’s why Smith, Hoon, Darling, Blears etc etc are still in the Cabinet.
This means nothing as they all claim they were ‘within the rules’ and probably were (no rules about common sense, integrity and moral guidance).
So as usual just a wordy mantra coming from Gordon that actually means nothing when analysed.
Lizzie, exactly.
You lot don’t really think Brown is going to come out with something that actually means what it says, do you?
Spinning like a top. It’s what he does.
Not worth the oxygen used in making the statement.
We already know that very few MPs “broke the rules”. Their defence was ” we checked with the expenses office and they said it was O.K.” That will not change.
The ones bang to rights, payment of non-existent mortgage, etc. are gone. All the others will still cling on using this Nuremberg defence.
Kelly is not going to report in anything like real time, i.e. two weeks or less.
This is the opening round of patting the problem around until the population looses interest.
The only way to assuage public anger is to change the culture of Westminster.
All the time political parties use their patronage to dictate Westminster attitudes, nothing will change.
It will not be enough to change the personnel at Westminster i.e. the ordinary MPs, The party power structure they maintain will have to go as well. This will be the difficult task.
Margaret Moran has already been reselected by her constituency party.
Hard to work out what planet they are on.
The selection criteria for MPs is astoundingly simple – pillar or parasite?
Pillock or pimp?
We need people to represent modern Britain, not stereotypes.
No more Blair Babes, Union stooges, Public school chinless wonders, and ethnic minority appeasement appointees and exposed troughers.
That makes about 600 of the present lot unsuitable.
Back to the drawing board.
Is Hannan whiter than white? They’ll be gunning for him now…
Speaker’s Resignation statement 2:10pm. Live chat starting 2:00pm: The Daily Politics.
We had a song yesterday, how about a poem today in honour of the (soon to be) ex-Speaker?
‘Ordure, Ordure‘
(With apologies to W H Auden)
There goes Mick Martin, back o’er the border,
No longer will he say “Order, Order”,
Expenses for the rich, all claiming for more,
And letting the Plod break down Damian’s door,
A failure as Speaker, and now it’s his time,
All confidence lost due to all of his crimes.
His partisan ways a disgrace to the Chamber,
He gave Opposition MPs the cold shoulder,
Though yesterday he tried to plead to the masses,
He’d always just tried to make war between classes
Though MPs all cheer as his time approaches,
They should know it won’t save the other cockroaches.
The Speaker refused to turn his course,
He waffled on while faith was lost,
So though his passing is no great shakes,
Knowing he’s next the Prime Minister quakes.
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Well done laddy.
If ‘course’ rhymes with ‘lost’ then I presume you went to Eton?
Well, Auden made ‘course’ and ‘cross’ rhyme in the original, so I don’t see why I couldn’t twist the language a little.
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A 2009 electionjust came one step closer. Yessss!
If fugging Brown isn’t gone by fugging June 6th, I’ll eat my shop.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/one-down.html
not if nick brown gets in there first
Douglas Carswell
I can like this guy
http://www.douglascarswell.com/text.aspx?id=11
He can free us from the EU next!
My last comment wasn’t posted. Tsk tsk! It’s a conspiracy!
Douglas Carswell for Speaker sounds good. Michael Martin will be off to the House Lords, cushy seat , generous expenses and fancy new title – wonder what it’ll be Lord Martin of …………….
Lord of the Flies
During one meeting with Mr Green, Mr Galley remembered the MP telling him: “If you are fired, we will look after you.” So, last month, Mr Galley e-mailed him for help. It took four days for the reply to come and when it did it was as cold as ice.
“Thank you for your e-mail,” Mr Green wrote. “I am delighted that this is now at an end and, as the Director of Public Prosecutions said, ‘The documents leaked undoubtedly touched on matters of legitimate public interest and [my] purpose in using the documents was apparently to hold the Government to account.’ This is exactly the case. All good wishes, Damian.”
It was an astonishing brush-off for a man whose leaks to the Tories on crime and immigration had repeatedly embarrassed the Government.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6314982.ece
Does he think Damian Green is thick or something? Any other reply would have been payment in kind for information received and Green’s trial would be making the front pages. First witness for the Prosecution Dominic Galley.
Remember there’s no double jeopardy now, the ban on “double jeopardy”, which has existed for around 800 years, took effect from 2005. Any new evidence could be used for another prosecution.
The only people Galley should be e-mailing are the Home Office citing the whistle blowers’ protection laws for unfair dismissal.
Congratulate Carswell
carswelld@parliament.uk
He has shown real guts and leadership.
done
Carswell’s seat at the next election is Clacton – which is much safer than his current Clacton and Harwich seat.
He’ll be fine.
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Up on your feet, mr Martin.
Feel the fear ?
Feel the Humiliation ?
Where’s your ego and swagger now, Sir ?
I hope this is the end of you and you have a very very short and unhappy retirement, you are a shame to a nation who doesn’t deserve your likes.
An Hounourable man, indeed .
Begone !
He will go straight into the Lords to carry on milking the system like the greedy, thieving spiv he has always been.
Hardly a punishment for unacceptable behaviour, is it?
I’m not so sure – that’s up to Brown – dare he risk offering that honour ?
No less honourable than those over whom I preside. Where were they before they were discovered in the malefactions – like me happy with the status quo. Woe on you who see the mote in your brother’s eye and cannot see the beam in your own.
I hope the Police will warn him that he under investigation when he leaves the House of Commons
And that the Speaker’s House and the Fees Office are declared a CRIME SCENE
If someone had pillaged any bank like GORBALS AND THE MANAGERS OF THE FEES OFFICE HAVE PILLAGED THE NATIONAL TREASURY it would already have been declared a CRIME SCENE and closed off to anyone apart from THE investigators
NOTICE TO THE METROPOLITAN POLICE /
DO YOUR DUTY
WE WANT JUSTICE
STOP THE DOUBLE STANDARDS
INVESTIGATE THE CRIME IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS IMMEDIATELY
Just listen to our honourable MPs. To a man they say Gorbals Mick is a good man, gorbals is honourable, Gorbals is the best.
It just goes to prove never ever trust an MP, any MP.
Plod not to investigate the Expenses leaker, was it someone close to Gorbals or Brown?
It was none other than Damian McBride ;-)
That was my first thought
They ought never speak badly of the dead.
That’s a damn good question. There must be a fair few candidates on that side, after the way they’ve been treated over the years. Brown’s Bad karma, man.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/one-down.html
OT
What’s going on at Sky News?
Yesterday John Craig made the entirely unsubstantiated claim that Tory MPs are milking mortgage expenses far more than Labour.
Today Joey Jones said that Tories, including Cameron and Osborne, are claiming far higher mortgage allowances than Labour politicians and that Gordon Brown and the government are determined to do something to stop it.
Craig and Jones are spinning for Brown.
They are both chummy with Whelan.
It’s well known that Charlie Whelan exercises an unhealthy influence over some Sky reporters.
It’s all true though. Cameron one of the richest MPs is the MP with the greatest second home claim.
Trough Snout and Cameron, you can’t put a fag paper between them.
Hmmm, not claiming for phantom mortgages, though. One’s immoral the other’s criminal.
And spin is spin, hoon.
His wife is rich, Cameron aint.
I haven’t heard of any Tories who regularly flipped properties to maximise expense claims and to avoid CGT.
Unlike Labour ministers like Blears who flipped four properties in 2 years and made nearly £200,000 profit.
Darling who made even more flipping 5 properties.
Hoon who used expenses to build up a London property portfolio worth £2 million.
Tories have only claimed expenses to cover mortgages for properties they live in when Parliament is sitting.
It’s still too much IMO but it pales into insignificance compared to the way many senior Labour politicians exploited the expenses system to make themselves rich out of the property bubble.
1. In general, Tories represent constituencies with higher house prices than Labour constituencies so it is hardly surprising if they need a bigger mortgage to buy a constituency home. For example, the cotswolds are just a tad more expensive than Castleford. Do you think that the chance to represent affluent places should be denied to anyone who can’t afford to buy a second home there without any help?
2. What the hell has personal wealth got to do with being able to claim justified expenses such as basic mortgage interest on a constituency home or basic maintenance? Do you find that your boss asks whether you have any savings or investments before deciding if you can be re-imbursed for a necessary expense at work?
307. These are good points, particularly on differential house prices.
Should also consider size of mortgage compared to value of house.
There needs to be a good public defence of high claims.
Douglas Carswell is a very great man with egg on toast
Did he vote for reform of the condition and to block FOI requests?
I bet the glaswegian twat will miss the silky nylon stockings
He can go back to wearing his skirt full time though.
He never wore the black stockings. His legs are too pudgy.
It’s not my fault. The fees office told me that it was perfectly alright to claim monthly expenses for a mortgage that no longer existed.
I am flabbergasted that anyone could say I have done anything wrong. Besides, lots of other MPs were doing exactly the same thing.
So that makes it alright then? Greedy, swindling hoon!
Stuart Bell is an addled old Hoon. He needs to be consigned to a place where he may play Beetle and Whist in the afternoons while reeking of cabbage and piss. They all seem to develop a foggy brain after about 55.
Get Stephen Pound to join him and you’ll nearly have a monks circle.
Peter Oborne in today’s Mail
the greatest worry of Gordon Brown’s supporters
if a vengeful Martin spoke out would be that he would reveal Brown was at the very heart of the squalid allowances system which has brought the Commons into such deep discredit.
He could reveal how the Prime Minister was party to all the attempts to prevent the publication of MPs’ expenses. And he could show that Brown’s protestations of horror and outrage at the expenses scandal are just empty rhetoric.
In fact Brown was one of the architects of the system. To keep mutinous backbenchers on his side, he allowed them to be bribed with extra rations. It is not going too far to say that the Speaker has the ammunition to destroy the Prime Minister if he makes the wrong move.
NEW LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME
Can anyone contest this now ??
This really sounds like a history of the Sicilian Mafia…
Who is blackmailing whom ?
Who has the most to hide ?
Who has stolen the most money ?
And the newspapers are now writing publicly about it
New Labour seems to have degenerated into a cesspool of crime
Just another plate that McMental has to keep spinning.
The more plates there are, the longer it goes, the weaker he becomes, then at least one crashes.
as he tries to save that one, all others come down around his head.
SPIN, SPIN, SPIN …
1 more fucking jock gone. Just need to get rid of the rest of them.
The Police have just announced more or less that fraud and robbery is legal
No arthur – they announced that their inquiring into the leak of details to the DT would not be in the public interest. Actual troughing will continue to be actively investigated.
The Whistleblower is safe, bless ‘em.
Do not EVER forget my friends
They can call it
OLD LABOUR or
NEW LABOUR
or MOCK TUDOR LABOUR
NO NOT EVER LET LABOUR PROSTITUTE AND HUMILIATE BRITAIN AGAIN
EVER
EVER
Amen
To prevent that, at least 20% of the electorate would need to be eliminated; and also the agencies used to continuously degrade the rest of the population. Nuking Glasgow and any other concentration of New Labour voters might be a good start.
SPARE A THOUGHT FOR FOR THE BOYS IN GREEN,
AND WUN FOUR THE BOYS IN BLUE
NO COPPER IS PERFYQKT,
SAID TOMMY MACKHAI
NO COPPER IS PURRPHYQKT
SAID TOMMY MACSQKREW
Don’t forget my role in consistently attracting attention to those greedy public pensioners…oh, er…
Michael White on BBCnews24 blames Thatcher, LOL, wot a laffing stock that idiot is.
.. and Foukes on BBC2.
OMG.
he’s a car crash now… WOW !
So they’re still spinning furiously although the game’s up!
They really are stupid, ignorant people aren’t they? How the hell have they stayed in power for 12 years?
Total nonentity – Michael White – throw him out with this shower
Aint it Sir Michael White now? everytime he writes an article for the Guardian even it’s readers sigh and vent their spleen in disgust.
Lady Michael ‘kneepads’ LilyWhite?
Wholly owned subsidiary of NuLabour (Brown/Sleaze dept)
Lord Foulkes has gone nuts on BBC News channel. Blaming class enemies, sectarians for Martin’s downfall; Tory plot, used the phrase ‘we the taxpayer’ re expenses… an incoherent stream of bilge.
Anyone got a straitjacket?
It was SOOOOOOO Good, wasn’t it ?
The sectarian card – love it.
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BBCgnus24 + wot 4 The Bene Fitup of The English Rite of Passidgje
Says Tommy MacLowercase
YU HAVE TU LARF
WOT IN ROME SAYS
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Good -The Speaker is to go and now the electorate DEMAND an immediate General Election. This “Rotten Parliament” is now totally without any moral authority to govern and some Members are living on borrowed time. If they won’t go of their own acord then they must be forced to it by the British Public
Safe seat for me! Parachute on. What’s Glasgow like, anyway?
Depends what football team you support, Georgina.
Support Man U. Georgina!
Much admired in Glasgae.
So you are from the South East of England I see ?
Too late. Mick Martin’s son is taking over.
With the focus on “taking” I suspect
Going in June says Sky, perhaps coincide with reshuffle
Useless fucker needs to go NOW!
Brown thinks that now he has fed the Speaker to the raging masses of the media machine and us public,he can now return to his job of screwing this great country as normal.
WE MUST RISE UP AND MARCH ON PARLIAMENT FOR A GENERAL ELECTION NOW!
It is even worse than what we dreamed of Guido
Corruption at the very root of Government on an industrial scale
Goverment AND Parliament
Who will write the book describing how it all started with BLAIR AND MANDESLON ?
It was an organised conspiracy to destroy the British Constitution for their own personal gain (and that of their Clan)
JUST LOOK AT BLAIR AND MANDELSON NOW
SITTING IN PALACES PAID FOR DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY BY THE BRITISH PEOPLE
WHILE THE COUNTRY COLLAPSES
DIRTY TRICKS BROWN IS THE STUPID FALL GUY WHO DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT THE ROOF WAS GOING TO FALL IN
Brown has been presiding over this criminal conspiracy for 12 years. He ran the domestic operation, while Blair concentrated on the international angle.
and Mandelcash “master minded” it…
Very simple really
But very criminal as well
Please help
There is a mortally-wounded guy in No 10 Downing Street
He needs your assistance
Please cart him off to the Westminster Arms for the LAST RITES..
PS Guido : Is your priest there and ready ?
I’m on my way.
So am I.
Oh, and I’ll bring my 12 bore – just in case.
I AM ON MY WAY
ALREDDY
I DYYD IT MY WAY DIDN I
DIDNI
INDID IS DIDNI INIT AIN*TIT
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‘Patsy’ Brown is evidently even more of an idiot than even his most vehement critics thought.
The troughing hoons have always relied on the fact that the British people are more about “political evolution” than “political revolution”.
The smug demeanour is rapidly disapearing from their well fed faces – are they now doubting their historical contempt for the little people?
Dissolve Parliament.
Deselect all troughing hoons, call a General Election.
Historians will look back on this epoc, this era with complete incredulity – & we have the nerve to criticise other Junta’s?
Oh F*CK !
Getting a bit confused about some of the casualties.
Am I sadly correct in thinking that Blinky and his wife have probably scraped home, no new outrages having been foud, the previous one simply being regurgitated? Thus leaving him clear to succeed Brown soon?
I hope so. I cannot imagine a more suitable candidate to constantly remind the public of the fiaso that was Nulab.
I am having trouble keeping up with the dead and wounded as well !
Blinky and wife are said to be wounded…
Not dead like Dirty Tricks their Boss
But Calugula’s New Labour Horse is dead
So Blinky and wife are on foot now…
And faced with a landslide against them
Wouldn’t bet on them ever being in power again…!
MRS. BRAOUWN WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP
BE FARE
Just watched Lord Foulkes on the BBC getting all angry about the leaking of information to the Telegraph. He just doesn’t get it does he. HE is angry about the leak. WE are angry about the contents of the leak.
And it’s a sectarian and class conspiracy, apparently, He really has lost it.
I watched him on C4 news last night – I think he’s the new Dolly!
Dolly Fuckin’ Dimple (Simple) more like…
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They really thought they were ABOVE THE LAW
SCOTTISH LABOUR = ORGANISED CRIME
VOTE SNP PLEASE
Oh here we go – he is back on again condemning those who have made the Speaker a scapegoat. Tosser.
And another thing.
Whoever the new speaker is [s]he needs to be able to make the PM answer the bloody questions at PMQ. That should make it interesting and worthwhile.
Tough on Dave, nowhere to hide like his predecessor, but we should see Brown doing the odd squirm before he gets the boot.
It would be nice to see Brown suspended from Parliament for several days each time he fails to answer a question properly.
suspended on a rope
*Tears of joy*
Now piss off you tub of lard.
Ahm no speakin’ tae youse ony mare.
Or-or-or-order! Order! Let the prime minister speak. Or-order! Prime minister!
Nurse won’t let the Prime Minister out today…
Presumably the acclamation you mention should involve enthusiastic approval as opposed to a ballot alternative at elections .
It would only take 360 seconds to get rid of the lot.
Well, that was about as gracious as a pig sniffing shit: “And that’s all I have t’say on the matter.” Yeah, fine mate. Bye bye.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke. One down…
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/one-down.html
Joey Jones on Sky; “There may be some truth in Labour’s claim that this is a Tory conspiracy against working-class, Scottish Labour catholics”
Utter bollocks.
Send them back to Ireland I say
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DU YU MEAN PADDY IN THE PUB, PADDY IN THE BOG OR POOR POTATOEKNEEKAP PADDYPORQKHUR TORKING TO THE WURLD ON WWWDOT YU HAS GHESTIT
SPEQKTRUM RA~DyO DOT WOT EYEWRISH GNORA BROAD KARST DOT NETT
PORK CHOPS ON SPESHALL OFFUR EVERY DAY
PRICES PER lb
AGAINST PARLIAMENTARY CRIMINAL LAW: AIN*T THAT ISLE OF WYTE
a lame attempt in trying to NuLab scots core vote.
We are seeing the Scottish Labour’s Mafia’s last stand (with respect to General Custer)
It is hilarious and pathetic at the same time…
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SUMTYMES WUNDUR
WOT KYND OF NAME IS KUSTER
IS KUSTER A DGJEWISH NAME
A
ENGLISH NAME
OR
A
PILGRIMS* NAME
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WOT
LITTLE BIG MAN THINQKS IT IS A DGJHUISH NAME
HUI = HARM IN CHIN
CHINESE PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY PAYGANS
THERE IS NO WAILING WALL IN CHYNA
SOD CUSTER FOR THE TIME BEING
U GNU
So what.
That Joey Jones must reckon on getting Toenails job at AljaBeeba.
He can out-Toenail Toenails.
I don’t call people who are earning £140,000 a year and claiming nearly as much again in expenses, working class!!
I would like to nominate Tannoy for speaker.
Wharfedale?
Klingon’s need representation too.
I nominate Worf Dale
Klingons are what you’d normally find in McTwats underpants surely.
we need a high quality speaker
I nominate Klipsch Horn
Mission accomplished.
Sir Stuart Bell – George Formby’s mutant love child
BBC’s reporter talked of ‘flipping’ being a new word to go in the dictionary. I thought people who did a lot of flipping were called Tossers!
Flipping (as in properties) has been around for quite a while now – it’s not a new word.
Flipping started in America
Most of these tossers couldn’t even get a job as a burger flipper in McDonalds.
Flipping? I thought they were “fapping” – bunch of fappers that they are.
So all the MPs now like Mr Speaker.
Fooking Hypocrites the lot of them.
Hello Londoners
Just to tell you that my gameplan is working wonderfully.
I got out of Parliament just in time you see
Knew all this shit would hit the fan
I also knew that “Teddy bear” Cameron (as we used to call him at Eton) simply has not got the cojones necssary for these rough times
And he is not clever like me
No sense of timing
Always behind the Curve
BUT he will prooably become Prime Minsiter in the absence of any one else !
But he will have to double taxes, cut public spending and possibly go to the IMF if the “Tool” Brown is forced out quickly..
There will be riots and Teddy Bear will have a nervous breakdown like the Tool Brown is having..
I will then have to step in (in the absnece of anyone else) and play my ZORRO ACT
You ain’t seen nothing yet !!
Best wishes from your Mayor Boris
Is it true Kate Hoey works for you Boris ?
Do you want her to be Speaker ?
Plonker
stanislav, a young polish plumber has applied for the position of Speaker: To The owner, House of Commons. .
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THE POLISH NATIVES ARE KIND PEOPLE
KIND TO DGJEWS
THAT IS Y THE GREASY OLD UVVENCHIP STATESIDE LOVES BOB THE BILDERSTEIN SO MUTCH
HITLER FAOUWND THE DGJEWS IN THE WARSAW GHETTO THE SAME WAY THAT MOSES FOUWND THEM IN EDGJYPT
LUQK IS LYKE RAIN
THE EXTENT TO WITCH THEY MAY HAVE BEEN IN PART OR IN HOLE REPONSIBLE FOR WOT HAPPENED TO THEM
IS SUMTHING THAT DGJEWISH LAWYURS AND DGJEWISH MYNDWREEDERS
HAVE A THEORY ABAOUWT
THE POLISH CHRISTANS HELPED AND SHELTERED THE DGJEWS
SO NAO THEY KAN FIX THE PIPES IN POTOMAC
ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANUTHER
AS PAYGANS SAY
StanslavaTory Contraqktor
WANTED
BLAIR, BROWN, MANDELSON.
FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE STATE AND MAFIA GANGSTERISM.
Seconded
thirded
you forgot Campbell
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THAT SOUPERSUKKER IS IN 4 MEGASIZING
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THAT MAYKES THEM DIFFERENT TO ORDINAIRY MEN
SAID RABBAYE BURNS IN BRONZE
SAID RABBy BURNS AGAIN
And here is the pay off, the bad news buried under this good news:
From BBC Pravda Website:
“”The Metropolitan Police will not investigate the leak of MPs’ expenses to a newspaper, Scotland Yard has said.
Senior officers and Crown Prosecution Service solicitors decided that a police inquiry would not be in the public interest.
Commons authorities had called in the Met after the Daily Telegraph published details of MPs’ expenses claims.
Met Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson said the force was working with the CPS to study whether MPs broke the law.
The decision not to investigate the leak was taken at a meeting between the CPS and officers from the Met’s Economic and Specialist Crime Command, a Scotland Yard spokesman said.
He added that they concluded that a public interest defence would be a “significant hurdle” to any successful prosecution”".
The utter bastards. What a stitch up.
Civil action it is then.
Dissolve Parliament.
What’s bad about it They ain’t gonna bother trying to find out who leaked the expenses info that’s all the MP’s who defrauded the taxpayer are still in the firing line The person who blew the whistle deserves a knighthood
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PLUGGERS IS WOT THEY ARE
THEY ARE PLUGGERS ALREDDY
THEIR SOUPERPLUGGER:
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Surely a good starting point would be to rid the English Parliament of Scotsmen.
And London of Scottish bankers
Exactly
But I really think any normal, rational Englishman or woman must now say to the Scots
Please vote Scottish Nationalist, take your independence and this plague away from us…
The people and the stench are quite overwhelming…
I think we should have a referendum on Scottish independence.
It is obviously going to impact the entire UK so all the UK should vote.
As an English woman I demand a chance to vote.
Yes yes yes!!! Independence for Scotland.
Hold on, hold on… there’s still oil in those fields.
Well, thank goodness for that. Are they learning that they can’t ignore the electorate at last? Who’s next?
Long list NewGirlie
Who would you like first ?
Guido of course will decide the ORDER OF EXECUTION !!
Your friendly executioner
Phwooaar. Jusy get your kit off NewGirl.
Why?
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Nick Toenails says “Others will insist that this Glaswegian sheet metal worker was the victim of class-based prejudice.”
Toenails for once is correct, Martin the chippy Jockanese twat couldn’t get over his own classed-based prejudice. Many of us are only one generation away from poverty but regardless how much find food he could shove down his tartan gullet he still had to make “his superiors” suffer for historical wrong-doing.
Martin & Brown belong in another century where the poor are to be pitied and immigrants patronised.
To take away the opportunity of honest struggle struggle is a crime in itself, Nelson Mandella would not have been the great man he is today if he had been given a job as a basketball co-ordinator in lambeth (I made that one up, but there actually is one)
“Junior Williams is Lambeth’s Community Basketball Coach, acting as a mentor and role model to dozens of young people across the borough and playing a leading role in making Lambeth one of the homes of grass-roots basketball in the UK.”
role model for what? getting a job on the council?
ARREST THE SPEAKER WHEN HE RESIGNS
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MARTIN MARTY AND MARTHA
KNOT MARTY FELDMAN THE DGJEWISH FUNNIMAN
MARTY MARTIN MESSENGDGJUR IN THE Q*Ran
MARTIN IS KNOT A QKLAN NAME IN SQKHOTLAND
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A BLUDDy SPANYARD M8*
How do you think they will smear Carswell? Will it be (a) He is racist (b) He bullies his staff (c) He interferes with little boys or (d) He cheats at Scrabble?
No he “fixes” horse races stupid…
Tracey Emin’s a constituent? (She’s a Tory btw).
Has Gorbals fallen on his Scottish machete yet ?
Like those Scottish barbarians used to in the films ?
Or is he too pissed to do the right thing still ?!
I don’t drink alchohol – I’m scared I may slur my speech in public.
Apparently.
:-)
Next movie subject for Mel Gibson
Right on………
Mel Gison will call it
“Decline and Fall of the Scottish Mafia”
Blockbuster in view…but the mean Scottish hoodlums will reserve the rights you know…
I dont’ drink alcohol in public
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do we know if ex speaker Martin is going to the Lords – and what he can claim there on expenses?
If the Speaker goes to the “Lords”
LORD HELP US…
NO
LORD HELP THE LORDS..
As my scottish Grannie would have said
The Lord(s) help them that help themselves
Of course he will go to the Lords. That’s a racing certainty. Which country do you think you’re in?
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SUKKERS
AS THEY SAY IN ROME AND IN DGJHERWRUSALEM IN SALEM INIT
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IS A DGJENTILEMAN AND A DGJHOLQKHUR IS HE KNOT
A PINQK PURRSHAN SHAN SHAN UNDERNEATH IT ALL
THAT PERSHAN WREQKONS THAT THE WEALTH OF THE WURLD IS PRIVATELY OWED BY ABOUWT 5%
OF
THE POPULATION OF URF
THE CHINESE PEOPLE DO KNOT MIND, 8*COS THEY LIVE WITH THE ANCIENT URF MOTHER
KNOT LYKE YU LOT
YU LOT HAVE PRU THE DGJEW IN STEAD OF THE WEALTHY OLD URF MOTHER
PRUDENCE AND PAUPERY
THE OLD 9 STITCH BAGGER OF THREADKNEEDLE STREET
PRUDENCE PAUPERY AND POPERY QYEWBD
DU YU KNOW THE SQKORE NAO
LARFING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANGQKH CAN GIVE YOU A STITCH IN TIME
IF YOU HAPPEN TU 8 A LUN DUN MARADONNATHONGER
EVERYBODY PASSES THE BANQK OF ENGLAND ON THEIR WAY TO THE TAOWER OF LUNDUN
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I’m sure that he does.
Yes’ he’ll definitely be going to the Lords where he will claim every last penny, and more, that he can get his fat, greedy hands on.
What a punishment for sleaze and incompetence!
You don’t think he would have agreed to go so quickly without becoming Lord Martin of Troughing?
To quote the Commissioner of Scotland Yard. (Daily Telegraph, today).
“—– Sir Paul said he would prefer his experienced detectives to be tackling organised crime rather than getting involved in political inquiries—.”
When a politician commits a crime, investigating it is NOT a political inquiry.
When politician’s are guilty of organised crime, investigating it is not a political inquiry.
As far as Scotland Yard is concerned, this inquiry should have precedence over any other because it far exceeds any other in importance. It is no exaggeration to say that the future of the Country is at stake.
A thorough, timely, impartial inquiry is essential, with prosecutions by an independent and strong minded judge. Defendant’s will of course have the honourable option of pleading guilty where appropriate.
And I forgot to say; MPs charged with fraud or other offences should not be allowed to claim legal fees on expenses.
Oh, you haven’t heard then?
There will be no Metropolitan Police enquiry into MPs or prosecutions.
After all, how could the Paramilitary Arm of Neo Labour investigate other departments within the Jock Junta?
Dissolve Parliament.
Sorry Mrs, your anger has blinded you.
There will be no investigation into the leak to the Telegraph.
To quote Lord Falconer–”a lengthy police investigation is expected–”
(regarding abuse of expenses.)
Moley’s gone back to the Telegraph, not sure for how long, we’ll have to see.
He’s talking about the leak not the fraud pillock!
Just heard
They have reserved a room at Barwinnie Jail (in his constituency so handy) for SPEAKER GORBALS to go and DRY OUT…
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SAINT SAVIOUR THE FIRST
DIED OF THURST,
THEY HUNG HIM UP TO DRY
WATER IS LIFE
SAID SAINT SAVIOUR
WITHOUWT WORTUR
THIS MAN MUST DIE
THE QWEEN OF HEARTS
WENT WALTZING BY,
KNOT A DROP,
FELL FROM HER EYE
LIFE IS WARTER,
SAYNT SAVIOUR SAID,
AS HE STARTED TO PISS
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THERE IS NO TIME
TO STOP AND CHATTER,
SAID SAYNT SAVIOUR THE LAST
TO SAYNT SAVIOUR THE LATTER
LIFE IS WARTER AND WARTER IS LYFFE
SAYNT SAVIOUR PROVED IT TRUE
THE HOODIE IS A GHUDDy
SAID SAYNT SAVIOUR THE LAST
SO BLATTER
IT IS NAO,
UP TU YU
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So the House will vote for a new Speaker on June 22nd. What’s the betting that Labour will try to stitch it up with another one of their own very honorable Scottish Mafia so that the Conservatives are stuck with him when they win the next election.
The House of Commmons has become ungovernable Nell
Like in the 17th century as we all know
There must be quick dissolution otherwise there will be fisticuffs on the Floor of the House like the South Koreans do…
And foreign TV stations will broadacst “LIVE WRESTLING FROM THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS” in prime time…
I dont’ think Queenie would approve do you ?!
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MAN HAS THREE SOLES SAID BIG BEN
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FOURGET YORE SOLE AND SAVE YORE BODDEE
LET YHODGODALLAH SAVE THE DGJEWS FOR A CHANGE
SMORL CHAYNDGJE
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That’s all, folks! The speaker has spoken
You just made me think of the end to those looney tunes cartoons where porky pig goes, th, th,th,th,th,thats all folks.
god if someone could mock that up with Martin as porky pig, it would be hilarious.
Just heard Carswell on SKY. Breath of fresh air amongst a bunch of old farts. We need some decontamination experts in that House
Who’s next Guido?
Is it me or has Carswell got a non symmetrical face?
Have I got a face like the map of Ireland ?
Stand him next to Lemsip Opik and they sort of balance each other out!
ROFL….
Great minds thinks alike (or should I say faces !)
No, its definitely Carswell.
You’re fine.
SEW DU
SEW DU
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SEW DO YU
YU DO
DO DO INIT
DODO
TAYKE A WARK
fuck off
They’ve named your replacement, Muck, and it’s the ultimate insult. Bye, mate.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/new-speaker.html
I won’t tell you again, fuck off.
Now, now Muck: Ordure, ordure…
Now there you go again – showing your prejudice. On a posh blog like this you’re supposed to say “Get to Falkirk! ” quite quickly.
Auld dunderhied….
My majority is 10,314.
It was safe – and it will be at any local election. but not for Labour
SNP will walk into this seat even without need for any accomplished candidate. My local party workers’ confidence has gone, they are being abused on the very doorsteps of North East Glasgow.
The electorate are ashamed and angry at me, and at Labour.
My core vote won’t be bothered to take the short walk to the polling station.
That will set the tone for the whole Nation.
It’s wipeout time, and for this reason alone, I WILL NOT RESIGN MY SEAT AND GORDON WILL NOT OFFER A PEERAGE UNTIL THE GE.
If it was safe he would have put his son into the seat.
The fact that he didn’t speaks volumes.
Talking of people who are bad at their jobs is Kay Burley taking the piss or what?
careful, that kunt is known to smash cameras into photographers’ faces
Kay Burley is just a product of nulabour’s ‘dumbed down’ 12 year reign.
She’s dreadful and an embarrassment to watch.
Nice bum though.
Sometimes you get what they wished for:
http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2009/05/scorched-earth.html
OHHHHH!!! MEGA SH*t
what a maga point…………………….
good link
Where’s the PM these days – block booking for his psychotherapist ?
A Nu NuLabour strategy – keeping him off of TV improves their ratings 1% per day ?
Having that McMental smirk surgically removed ?
.. Or simply doing F*ck all for our country as usual ?
he is busy dooming the england 2018 world cup bid.
old mihir bose was commenting on the bbc that mcdoom was the only person who kept bringing up the old chestnut “football’s coming home” much to the annoyance of everyone as they were trying to avoid that idea as it goes down badly with all the voters!
twat.
Now lets get on with the real issues
http://ilovecarbondioxide.com/2009/02/videos.html
Why should candidates put themselves forward for Speaker?
The House should elect one among them (a bit like choosing the Pope, but less Italian!). Then we would be sure of an independent Speaker.
that’s the first one out—now for the other 645 theiving scumbags!!!!!!
we need a speaker who is independant- not an mp!!!!!!!!!
if they have another sap then nothing will change…….
stop the gravy train!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could have been in the House of Whores at 2.30 this afternoon so that when Gorbals Mick came to the bit when he would leave on June 21st I could have shouted “Which fucking year?”
Off with their heads
Off his their heads
Offf with their heads…
mmmmmmmmmmm
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Something stinks about this charade, oooh yes something smells very fishy.
Opperation scapegoats’R'us is in full swing and while the commissars hold their show trials to appease the baying mob the very nature of Parliament is being changed while our attention is diverted by the sideshow.
The evil and corrupt EU CONstitution is already being fitted into its new position and Westminster is already being perverted and manipulated into a rubber stamp nodding donkey fake parliament!
The crooked commissars create a diversion to keep the masses eyes looking elsewhere while they tear down centuries of indepedence and replace it with an EU subservient bitch parliament with the task of serving their new EU masters, by the time we realise whats happening it will be too late.
The aim of the EUSSR has been to pollute and discredit our parliament in the eyes of the British people and we will more readily accept the EU masters and their federal plan to turn us into serfs in our own land!
It is obvious that the EU constitution is the end goal for a federal superstate and its poisonous nature is well known, they lied to us about it being merely a tidying up excersise, then they told us that the EU would collapse without it, they havent taken NO for an answer with Ireland and will keep trying to impose this set of slave chains untill we are all serfs doffing our caps to the new commissar class.
WATCH WHAT IS HAPPENING AND DONT TRUST THE COMMISSARS.
You’ve got a vote (or 2) on June 4th. Why not use it?
Vote early and vote often…
I have it on good grounds that Parleement will be reformed in the following ways:
1. There will only be one MP as all the law is passed in the EU but he will have access to a telphone and email.
2.All the current MPs will be gaoled for misuse of public money. They will only have visiting rights monthly so constituents can go and beat them up. Prisoners will be expected to pay off the national debt before any chance of payroll.
3. All current MPs wealth and homes will be returned to public ownership.
4. The speaker Martin can fcuk off.
I don’t think I can live for another year having this corrupt criminal bastard Gordon Brown in Downing Street – can we ALL please stop writing all these fairly clever blog entries and
FUCKING DO SOMETHING
to get rid of him before June 21st 2009?
I cannot look at his grotesque features for much longer,or watch his lightweight and inept bunch of morons that think they can take the “Great” out of Britain,while we watch helplessly.
This is OUR country – we must ALL take the responsibility to remove him NOW
Looking forward to “le fin du bell” on the news at 17:30 lol
I think we all know what they say about men who drive large cars.
Dissolve Parliament.
in acid
Dirty Tricks Brown is seeing the Queen this evening
LETS HOPE…
18th June? Martin gets his £100,000 by surviving to the end of this parliament, that’s how Gordon persuaded him to announce his resignation for 21st.
What a hoot when all the back stabbing bastards clapped as the oaf Speaker came into parliament. Or perhaps they were clapping because they knew he was going.
Thank goodness one or two mavericks are appearing – WE NEED MORE!
Any other Car Crashes today boys ?
I’ve got my helmet on just in case…
If guido is reading…or if anyone else knows: how can I contact guido? In the past 24 hours (this is completely off topic by the way) I have been in email conversation with the PA to Nigel farage.
You really would not believe the level of shit for brains intelligence UKIP have shown….it’s one for guido.
Anyone know how I can get this email ping pong to him?
All details at top right
guido.fawkes@order-order.com
email sent….
Ian would make a wonderful Speaker. And we can do with the perks.
Meesage to Scottish Nationalist
Please file criminal complaints with your local police against all the Labour scum cited for theft and fraud
It will make you job easier
and the independence of Scotland will become a reality
I’ve had to work overtime today.
Regents park was covered in obscene things being thrown out of the window of Lord Mandeslon’s house today..
I think they have gone mad
Can you believe it his Brazilian boy was creaming bloody murder and throwing his things at HIS LORDSHIP..
Never used to be like this around here
Good evening all
I think you may mean screaming bloody murder?
Perhaps not ……..
Hi Guido
I think we have OUT SPUN THE ACHE CREEPER MANDELSON…
He has gone silent
Do you think he is having a nervous breakdown as well ?
The next time I see MANDESLON defending New Labour, it will make me think of MEYER LANSKY defending the GAMBINO MAFIA FAMILY in New York !!
Ode on The Downfall of Mr Speaker.
So, away then Gorballs Mick
Stooge and big fat prick.
Money grabbing Scot
Like that other Snot
Don’t come back again
Else you’ll get a good kicking, do ye hear me, Jimmy?
In all the hoo-ha this afternoon did anyone else notice that little bit of media nepotism epitomised by Charles Pascoe-Watson from the Sun being interviewed by Mrs. Pascoe-Watson on Sky News!!!?
Gross.
I wish this man was my MP.
Instead, my MP asks toadying questions at every opportunity – he doesn’t actually do anything from what I can gather, just trys to re-inforce the Zanulabour message.
OT – sounds like a decision was made by at Lodge late last night that ‘the lads’ will not be called in to investigate the leak.
Expect to find a body washed up in the Thames with a trouser leg rolled up and wearing a noose.
Ian Paisley for speaker.
Perhaps they could have guest Speakers, you know like they have guest presenters on I Have Got News?
There is no need for the guest Speaker to know anything as that chap who sits in front of the Speaker seems to know all there needs to be known. Even a Speaker as competent as Mr Martin sought his advice.
I have a sneaking suspicion that part of the reason Gorbals is leaving is because the Met have told him to go stuff himself over his demand that they investigate the leak – After all once you’ve lost control of one of the leavers of power your stuffed cos more will follow – can’t wait for all of the back stabbing to start :smile:
Levers not leavers
One down, only another 600+ to go
If Parliament cannot be trusted to regulate itself with justice and honesty why the hell does it presume it has the right to pass laws to regulate us.?
If our parliament is not to be supreme then we are all well on the way to a new serfdom.
Brown might as well abolish it now. You know he wants to now he’s almost got the Lisbon treaty done and dusted.
I predict a serious terrorist attack with be thwarted just in time for the GE causing Marshal Law or something similar such as the Civil Contingencies Act (another Nu Laubour attack on our civil liberties) to be enacted thereby delaying indefinitely the GE
Anyone thick enough to believe anything Hannan says or writes will believe Santa Claus comes down your chimney on 25th December and exits by the same route, you the Hannan suckers are all lobotomized idiots, you live in a Tory dream land, the Tories are no different from the Marxists, (aka labour ) wake up idiots L/L/Con are one party with a centre and two wings.
They all know that 539. But ‘The Reich Lite’ marches on and there is nothing you can do about it. Soon the Irish will vote Yes !
(They think their problems are not related to joining the Euro. Well-done RTE )
Then there will be no way back for you fools. Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Europe. I’ll be on my way home.
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Is Carswell not one of the MPs who received assistance from the known patriot Lord Ashcroft?
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