+++ Source : LibDems “Uneasy” Over Rennard Expenses +++
The Federal Executive of the LibDems is meeting at 5.30 tonight. Guido hears there are mutterings about the party chief-exec Chris Rennard’s expenses situation (he is a non-voting member of the executive). He pretends his main residence is in Eastbourne and thus claims for “second home” expenses in London. He also signs into the attendance register at the Lords on his way to do his day job at the LibDem HQ office in Cowley Street. Handy extra dosh to pay for all those summer parties he and Lady Rennard throw in their Stockwell home just over the other side of the Thames.
Wonder if they will just ask him not to throw any more parties?
UPDATE : Liberal Vision’s Mark Littlewood is reporting that LibDem Voice’s Alix Mortimer has written to members of the Fed Exec calling for a resolution of the Rennard problem. The grassroots is calling for him to be brought to book: privately behind closed doors and under point 5 (subsections [a] to [b]) of her blog post. Insurrection is in the air…
Corrupt politician shocker!
At least he has the right build.
Another liberal DEMONCRAT.
MPs in poverty trap!
http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/2009/05/honourable-members-declare-poverty.html
You don’t see too many fat zombies……
Have you ever been to Meadowhall Shopping Centre?
At least we now know who ate all the pies.
Typical of the demoncrats, all lies and sleaze. They want everything open and public, except if it is a Liberal involved and then it is all behind closed doors.
I have never and will never forgive Clegg for ordering the Lib-Dems to abstain on the EU treaty vote in the HoC and then getting them to vote against it in the HoL. They are all lying, corrupt HOONS and you cannot trust any of them!
Libdemmers for the chop.
In case readers haven’t seen this – Tory PPC called sitting MP a knut.
Best Typo Ever.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/05/Hooncillor-perils-of-typo.html
Political Betting’s site is down, gone!, What could they have been saying about mumbler McMartin?
Just confirms you can’t be too careful
Traffic overload – voters in action me thinks.
You can find PBs alter-ego at http://politicalbetting.blogspot.com/
Shoot the fat lipped nasty looking ugly pig.
The Penguin.
Rennard, you precocious cock, the exension round the back of your house is a disgrace.
Take a look at the pictures in the link – a fine, late 18th/early 19th century house, ruined by a tacky 1960s extension.
How can you trust this man to plan anything?
He’s a real cheapskate, and does everything – and everyone – on the cheap.
But as with many things regarding Rennard, it’s all behind locked doors.
Pretentious, I think – he’s anything but precocious.
A good example of the ‘one in five’ period home, but hardly stately as the site suggested. I quite agree about the extension though – horrible. Is their not a blanket conservation area thereabouts? Could some clver dick check the planning history, you know REAL democracy in action.
But we’re agreed he’s a cock.
Which is ironic, given that I understand his todger’s tiny.
that’ll be ejaculatio praecox, then?
Too early, and in all the wrong places. With the wrong people.
How very Lib Dem.
Great pic of Guido in the Telegraph:
http://tinyurl.com/what-a-conk
:lol:
Why is it that Brown’s signature looks more like “Gordon Bana”. I think the man is trying to let us know that secretly he is a Banana, just that he can’t spell it.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/wp-content/uploads/signature2.jpg
20-40hrs Sky News report Nick Brown is target for DT’s article tomorrow
I notice the BBC haven’t reported it. Trying to ‘move the story on’ I guess. Could you imagine if a Tory Whip were going to be outed?
Here’s a House full of them! *Funny video warning*
Get rich this afternoon
BREAKING NEWS nick brown claims £18,800 on food over 4years with no reciepts what a greedy fat fucking lowlife trougher he would need three arseholes to shit that lot out. what scum!
Louder Please.
Taxi anyone?
Most men can survive adversity, the true test of a man’s character is power. -Abraham Lincoln
Caption: Can you hear me, mother?
‘Just like that.’
Calm down dear it’s only a scandal.
Is he doing this?
(I hear his parties are not to be missed).
Excellent, they even have Prescott on the drums at 0.17
And Martin with his big fat red face making cocktails!
Swanee, Swanee, how I love you,
My dear old Swanee
Where’s my facepaint?
Today’s supporter of the Speaker, Michael Martin is Stuart Bell MP for Middlesbrough – his Wikipedia entry reads:
“Controversially Bell is one of the few MP’s in the country not to hold a weekly surgery for his constituents. This has lead to the nickname “the invisible man” being given to him by the people he is paid to represent.”
The more we hear about these MPs the more unbelievable it becomes….. who are the other MPs who do not hold surgeries???
Never a better example of the saying ‘you get the politicians you deserve’. If his constituents are prepared to vote for an arrogant fucker like that then they truly do deserve him.
The last time Stuart Bell featured on the radar was when he was sent in to bat for the families in the Cleveland child abuse scandal.
The judge who led the subsequent enquiry fingered him for a bit of a hoon.
I have never allowed a Judge to finger me!
All things come to he who waits.
Bell is from the ‘nothing must change and fuck the electorate’ school of MPs
Baroness, the Speaker post is below, do you understand how to stick to the topic? Am going to start deleting people who go off topic stupidly when the topic is on the same page.
GuidOaf Orcs,
Temper, temper
Now exhale, slowly, let it all go.
There, that’s better isn’t it?
Just forget about the Telegraph, it’s not important.
Order…ORDER!!!!!!!
Or… or… or… or…
Quite – its bad enough having to trawl through the usual 1,350 comments without being put off the scent in this manner. It really is appalling.
How’s this for a laugh. The Indy had some tax expert or whatever to comment the other day on John Selwyn “Apostate” Gummer’s molecatching and other fake expenses and self-receipted overheads.
Said expert opined that if Gummer held surgeries or meetings in his rural retreat then it might qualify for expenses.
There is as much chance of anyone attending a surgery at Gummer Towers as getting Martin to go quietly. The Oiks i.e. the poor bloody constituents of Suffolk Coastal are more likely to be shot on sight by the keepers.
Gum-Gum does hold the odd surgery when the mood takes him in Southwold. It’s less a surgery than a form of obeisance, where you have to tell him how wonderful he is and hand over the tribute of moleskin weskits.
Its a staunch Labour area. They would vote for a chimpanzee if you stuck a red rosette on it.
Its the same in my constituency, Durham North. Kevan Jones is an utter waste of space. He has been one of the loudest voices calling for MPs expenses to be kept secret. (Hmm, I wonder when the Telegraph will get around to publishing his expense claims…)
If he gets in with a big majority next time around, then the Labour voting people of Durham North truly are witless.
The labour MP’s could be eating babies alive and then buggering the corpses on live television and people in the North East would STILL vote labour.
They do not understand that when they vote that there is a connection between that and the totally incompetent, thieving, lying bastards that end up in Parliament ripping off the people who voted for them.
If the destruction of our Education system, or law and order or committing war crimes, or the destruction of the economy landing us woth a TRILLION pound bill will not wake them up, then clearly a few grand per MP expenses scandal certainly will not.
It terms of scale, it is fairly small, BUT coming on top of the cumulative accumulation of all the previous years massive cock-ups, this has become the straw that broke the camel’s back.
We need them all voted out!
On a point of order.
Wouldn’t you have to bugger the corpse BEFORE you ate it?
Same here in Wales. My neighbors tell me they vote Labour because it’s one of the poorest areas in Britain. Doesn’t seem to occur to them that generations of local labour rule, labour MPs, Labour MEPs and now well over a decade of Labour government has left them as piss poor as they ever were…
What was this non-entity knighted for? Services to brown-nosing!
It should also make them uneasy that those ‘lavish’ parties for staff in his Stockwell home were paid for by the party. He put them on his internal expenses… the big hearted philanthropist…
Second homes? sign-in and go? Perfect training for him to become a Euro-trougher should he encounter any local difficulty. I’ll have to ask St Vincent of Twickenham (my MP) what his view is on this Glib Dem activity.
No 10 signature petition is being controlled and not going over 60,000 mark.
I think it has been controlled form day 1, I have noticed that some names just get deleted!
I’ve been monitoring the petition for a couple of weeks and in that time there have been over 130 deletions, mostly people like Her Majesty The Queen (x5), Gordon Brown (x6), and several each of Adolf Hitler, Tony Blair, Alistair Darling, Ed Balls, Hazel Blears, Harriet Harmon, Sarah Brown etc. And more than 10,000 additions.
There are maybe a dozen or so deleted signatures (can’t quite be bothered to identify and count them right now) that could be genuine but they have additional text, which the petitions site explicitly says might cause them to be removed and so (I hate to say it) fair enough.
If somebody has genuinely signed the petition (and followed the rules) the signatures do seem to “stick”, but I can only check signatures that have made it onto the published list.
If a reasonable number of people go back at a later time (preferably from a different location) and check that their signature is still on the full list then that would confirm that the signatures are not accidentally failing to make it on to the list.
Proof please.
Been thinking the same thing, lying and corruption are second nature from the top to the bottom of this slimy bunch, so doctoring the petition is small fry to them.
60080 signatures. : )
it went past 60,000 between 18:35 and 19:05
Nobody does sanctimony like the LibDems…
Nobody does trouser presses like the LibDems…
Jeremy Thorpe needed a trouser press
What for his trousers weren’t on long enough to get creased!
trouser presses are not the only fruit
Bless you my son.
What a Rinka!
Gorbals Mick has put his two fingers up at the country today.
So now exercise what little people power you have until the elections and tell his tribal chief who thinks he’s doing a a very, very good job to jog on.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
Currently at 59,873. Six figures is do-able.
Totally agree. It’s time one or other opposition leading troughers stood up and confronted the rotten fuggers at the heart of all this, Gorbals being priority 1.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/nuclear-options.html
Today should mark the point when the patience of anyone saintly enough to still be holding any should snap.
Today we are given the message that the Unspeakable will continue to rub our faces in the uneatable. Martin is more than well aware of what is the decent thing that he should do, well aware of public outrage and the pace with which it still grows, hardly oblivious of the exteme skepticism, at best, with which many MPs views his personality and skill-set.
But, get this, we are being asked “Who the fuck are you?”. MPs are being told “Yeah I know what you want – go suck”.
Of course, if the MPs really, to a man, wanted him out, they could easily have created merry hell in the Commons. Have sixty MPs ever been suspended from the house by the Speaker in one sitting? How would that look?
In truth, of course, only a minority of MPs really want him out, the rest understand that the most desirable outcome is that Gorbals Mick continues to oblige with the mutha of all distractions from their own sorry arses. And he does.
They are all playing a dangerous game, now.
Hear hear. At the moment, the greatest fear MPs have is that the trough will be snatched away from them. By sitting on their hands and shouting la la la they think the problem will go away.
Hear hear
seconded. They STILL do not get it!!!
Good photo of a flying pig, Guido.
Shame he isn’t flying on the end of my fucking boot.
Is it just me or is it my imagination, there now seems to be a concerted effort from certain honerable gentlemen to incite civil unrest.
Giv’em the cold steel!!
They don’t . . . . etc etc
I’m guessing his expenses go towards pies, chips and lard.
With an extra portion of lard. Yummy.
These fat bastards are just rubbing our noses in it. They have to go!
Have we decided quite where yet?
Over the hills and far away!
…’To hell or Connaught’ was Cromwell’s answer to a similar question; but Connaught’s occupied now.
The Connaught Hotel is occupied now. It is great value to troughing MPs.
Barwinnie Jail in the Gorbals I think..
Of perhaps a prison ship nearby…
I have followed the link to the “Federal Executive”.
I had no idea that there was such a thing as the “Federal Party” – antonym: unitary – I don’t think so!
Isn’t that Steve Pemberton?
The mans a fox, what do you expect.
O/T
The last paragraph in this article in the times.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6313482.ece
“As they mulled over the extraordinary events, MPs of all parties later voiced anger at Mr Martin’s request to them not to submit expense claims for the time being. Some were complaining that they would be seriously out of pocket and said the Speaker risked what remaining support he had.”
The poor dears, I feel so sorry for them (not), maybe they can get tick in the subsidised bars and eateries.
I have noticed that they seem to live pretty close to the bone. Letters pleading poverty all the time. It shows that if they are all suddenly kicked out there could be problems for many who are living beyond their means. I look forward to seeing some of them bankrupted.
… and then dismembered.
Better get used to it. It’s cold out here in the real world and lots of Labour types will be out on their ‘ear soon.
It’s a sad reflection on our political rulers that a blog entry which would have had the keys flying off the keyboards and old maids fainting is met with a sort of
“so what”
They really are the pits.
Dissolve Parliament now and deselect all the troughers.
The sly fox is trying to slip away amidst the hubbub. The Limpdumbs are showing they did learn something from the Jo Moore school of PR.
I know it’s not a caption competition but just look at that pose then click here and make sure you’ve got the sound nice and high It matters not, Lords and Commons, all in it up to their necks.
Yes it is (see above).
Sorry about that! Missed that.
Brown making emergency address to Labour Parliamentary party at the HOC in 30 mins, sounds serious. Completely unscheduled.
With any luck its a cave in with Brown saying he is calling an election. No such bloody luck, more like Hitler’s last bunker stand.
“Go back to your constituencies and prepare your expenses claims.”
Emergency statement of Dirty Trick Brown to the Parliamentary Labour Party
“Comrades, I have been informed by the Police that they are moving in. We have been found out comrades. We are now changing our name (like the Communist Party of Great Britain did) from the Labour Party to the Mock Tudor Party. That will fox them (and our electorate but we don’t really have an electorate left apart from all thos postal votes do we). So cheero comrades… I am off to play tennis on Lord Levy’s tennis court with Tony Blair while all this rumpus dies down. And, by the way, that criminal defamer McBride is back working for me so we will have some more smears coming out soon to protect the Titanic”
Over
He is going to introduce “An indipendant expenses agency” and “A Cap to interest payments” before the house tomorow. Note he has not consulted the other parties.
You tube if you want to strikes again
“Peace in our times” springs to mind.
What a retard, go to the country you coward.
And what’s the betting he has previously agreed it with the Speaker so as to wrong foot Clegg and Cameron.
Can someone please dress him up as an arab and chase him through Stockwell Station?
With his burkha please…
You only need to tell the police he is brown, that will do. Just give him a rucksack to look after.
The House of Lords is SO FULL OF THIEVING TROUGHERS THAT IT MUST BE ABOLISHED…..Just add him to Udders, Thorn tits, Truscott, etc – the list of so fucking long already…
AND THIS IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG…
You cannot reform something that is this rotten…
We are obliged to reform the Commons cos we need some semlance of Democracy..
BUT NOT A CORRUPT USELESS SECOND CHAMBER
I think this must be next – an investigation into the Lords. The Funday Times massively restored its reputation by its expose of corrupt peers. This (actually more serious issue) has been blown out by the snuffling commons but we need to revisit the ‘other place’ and soon.
As a Lib Dem member, I get sent all sorts of emails by Milord Rennard. Next time, I am going to be sending a reply…
Oh and Euro MPs as well, please!
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STOQKWELL
STOQKWELL
HERNE HILL
EXIT JEAN CHARLES DE JUMPING DGJIMINEZ
WOT*S IT ALL ABOUT
HAO MANY BULLETS DID THE COPPER IN FEAR OF LIFE
PUMP INTU THAT SUKKERS* HEAD
Well, it looked good on NCIS.
DUMB DUMBS
I would like to make it clear that we are not related.
It can’t be long now before we start getting Labour defections.
defications, toilets 2, for the use of
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DEFAECTIONS
Seeing as most of them are defective already, that’s a good start.
DEFAECTIONS
That’s Rennard doing his famous party piece – a Tommy Cooper impersonation.
“I’ve made six pies disappear… JUSS LIKE THAT!“
” privately behind closed doors.”
Oh, that’s just arrant bollocks, Guido, and you can take it back at once!
Look at the top of my blog for an entire bloody post about how getting the Rennard thing into the light and sorted out is absolutely critical. I’ve said much the same on LDV in the public area and so have a number of others.
By all means, pile the pressure on the party – I’m one of many not stopping you. But you can stop with the nasty inferences that I’m doing anything “behind closed doors” thank you very much.
Calm down. No one is being nasty. Just didn’t see your post. Now you might feel that is being nasty…
Ooh, a lovely link! You stand forgiven :-)
I hope the Telegraph release new revelations every day up to the Euro elections just to keep the anger going. The MPs have earned it.
Until the Speaker resigns, the Police move in and the Government falls of its own putrid weight I hope…
Can we have a league table of members of the commons who have made unreceipted claims? Published by annual value of claim it should provide interesting reading.
Just an annual league table of MP’s and Lords’ claims would be good. People like Rennard and Uddin (please don’t forget the illustrious Baroness) are going to be at the top of the table for the Lords – the list for MP’s will be much longer -
When’s the ebook on this historic mess due out Guido?
He makes Eric Pickles look quite svelte.
OK you got me.
O/T
Sorry. Thought you’d missed it……
To misquote Pelham G – looks like he’s been poured into his T shirt and someone forgot to say “when”.
Conservative petition form calling for Brown to hold an immeadiate General Election:
http://www.conservatives.com/Campaigns/Sign_for_Change/Petition_Item.aspx
Not fair. I was there earlier….
The Admiral says:
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
May 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Are you missing something Guido….?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8055970.stm
Sound familiar……??
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
signed
French TV channel TFI broadcasting Speaker’s statement
Their correspondent in London speaking of “constitutional crisis” and “discredited Parliament and Government in Great Britain”
For you information…
How do these fat Hoons get so fat?
We all know that they are Pigs but fucking hell.
Lets see if any of the fuckers have claimed for lard on expenses
WOT*S THE SCORE SO FAR
DO MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF HYPOPLECTIC VOTERS WANT
A REST
BENTLY BOY
AND THE OLDBOREYTORY RUMP STUMP AND HARF A PINT OF LUKEWARM DD
PARTY REMAINS COLON
WELL AND TRULY STUQK IN ACCELERATED TERMINAL COUNTERPRODUCTIVE NEWBENTLYTURBOVISION2012 MODE
THE SLOANE SQWARE PETITIONERS
Interesting that the Speaker has asked MPs not to claim expenses for the time being
My interpretation is that continuing paying these expenses under this sytem will only be further proof of fraud and theft
AND THAT THE SPEAKER HAS BEEN WARNED OF THIS BY LAWYERS AND/OR THE POLICE…
The Police are getting active now
See statement of the Commissioner of the Met this morning in DT…
Yes
and of PERVERSION OF THE COURSE OF JUSTICE SINCE IT IS NOW COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT FRAUD AND THEFT HAVE BEEN TAKING PLACE IN THE COMMONS (AND LORDS) FOR YEARS NOW…
ANYONE CONTINUING THIS CRIMINAL ACTION IS LIABLE FOR PERVERSION OF THE COURSE OF JUSTICE SINCE CRIMINAL COMPLAINTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN FILED BY THE DOZEN….!!
We will get there my friends…
Nah, now the DT has the disc, they probably have a backlog of claims to make up for the ones they asked to be refunded.
MPs have let us down today, yesterday the day before………
Can anyone remember when any MP did anything useful for the public except by dying in the job?
Will anyone with knowledge of them please expose on this blog any INJUNCTIONS granted recently to members of this Labour Criminal Conspiracy…
With names if possible..
Are there still gag orders being applied ??
Our democracy has broken down my friends…
Please find below a complete list of INNOCENT Labour MPs:-
0
Pin Head and Blinky for 2 have applied for restrictions.
TIME IS KNOT ON ANYONES* SIDE,
IT AWLWAYS RUNS OWT
INDyEND
SO TAYKE YOUR TIME
AND USE IT WELL,
AND REMEMBER THAT TIME
IS
KNOT
YOUR
FRIEND
That’s a notty one!
Here’s a funny story if you have time.
Before the advent of blogging and when I believed Parliament was fairly straight, I wrote to my MP to complain about a certain criminal Peer being allowed to stay in the House of Lords and the fact that we the taxpayer were paying his salary.
Rather than just reply to me, the MP attached a letter which was intended for him, from Black Rod which said that he, (the MP) should disabuse his constituent of the notion that Peers received any salary, they gave their time freely for the greater good. Furthermore, there were no powers in place to remove a Peer just because he had a criminal conviction!
I now find that in fact they don’t need a salary when they are ripping us all off in the 10s of thousands of pounds.
It really is a nice cosy club, the Speaker looks after himself and his flock whilst Black Rod does the same for the lovely Lords, then Mr John Lyon, paid for by us but given the job by the MPs, makes sure he pretends to uphold the ‘Standards’ of parliament whilst actually doing nothing for his very nice salary of £108,000 a year plus perks and scams!
At least we know what the ’standards’ are now, pretty damn low!
So low that they have not just disgraced Parliament but dicredited British democracy
Sorry of someone has said this but it is bloody serious after all these centuries…
can’t we hire the BOUNCERS from CLARIDGE’S TO GET SPEAKER GORBALS OUT OF THE WAY..?
They did a good job last night clearing up some mess it seems (Daily Mail article)
What really sticks in my throat is Parliament imposing taxation, (Stamp Duty) on the plebs and then making sure that they never incur it themselves because they claim it back.
We must force the bastards to live in the world they have created.
It was so comforting to see Jackboot Jacqui smiling,even laughing and mincing through Home Office Question time before Gorballs Mick took centre stage at 3.30pm.
All her troubles behind her now? I pray to God they are not and she is to be the first fraudster arrested and interviewd by HER Police Service.
Has she met Delboy Trotter lately,who also lives in Peckham,just down the road from her main residence in her sisters spare bedroom?
A right pair of chancers,Jackboot & Delboy.
I the Speaker still in the Chair?
Oh jackboots is just grabbing as much as she can, she knows she is out on her ass as soon as the GE comes.
Why is Nick Clegg being such an arse and attacking Cameron? Surely, he should be trying to kick out ZaNu? Or does he think he can scrape a couple of extra votes if this drags on?
He’s trying to look like “I’m not like the other two” but really he is just an arse.
He should back the call for a GE but i suspect he knows he’ll lose seats.
He hopes to use this crisis to get proportional representation.
I wouldn’t mind so much but for the fact that the LIb Dems, The Guardian and the BBC are an unholy alliance.
They are the problem, not the solution.
I forgot to mention, the Party whose name we dare not mention, (which begins with a B), would also very much like proportional representation.
Do not let fascists get a foot in the door! It will be the beginning of the end.
Remind Lib Dems of this at every opportunity.
anyone who disagrees with a liberal is a fascist
Did someone mention a free buffet?
Mr Tony, I still have a photo of you with a pint of Speckled Hen in one hand, and dressed in the St. Georges flag which was concealing quite a substantial girth, so I’d be careful what you say old son.
TT being blackmailed good on you udontknowwhoiam,is his Tuscan peasant Poalo involved in this and did he give you the info on TT ?.
There may have to be a pic of the new superslimline Tuscan on the blog this Friday as a caption compo.
Yeah, whatever.
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HEAR YE
HERE YE
THE RIGHT DISREPUTABLE AND DISINFORMED
NON~ELECTED NON~MEMBER
FOR SOMESAFESEAT IN LOQKSLEY SQWARE
CLOSE TO THE HEART OF ENGLAND
Uproar In The House
Oh that annoying Fraser Nelson on Sky, why does he sound like he’s always talking through a mouthful of vomit
That’s ‘posh’ Scottish!
those 2 words Posh and Scottish could never be in the same sentence.
Talking about posh scottish, I see McTurd has been launching Engerlund’s ‘wold’ cup bid. Believe me that is how he pronounced ‘woRld’. What a tosser.
We’re fucked.
My landlady Beryl fancies him. She says he’s ever so well brought up.
59,992
Why aren’t the Telegraph printing Gorbals Mick’s expenses? He’s had his nose in the trough for years. Go for it Guido.
They are doing Nick Browns tomorrow according to Sky
I’m betting butt plugs and amyl nitrate.
He’s one of the Capo’s of the Scottish Labour Mafia
Should be fun…
…the Gay Scottish Labour Mafia, if you please.
Lots of rent boys apparently….
Rumour is they were shredded along with that nice Mr Blair’s. Administrative error, it seems.
?
He is a fat fucking pig! :(
http://nickcleggneilkinnock.blogspot.com/2009/05/lord-rennard-on-his-trotters.html
This pictue sums him up well! :lol:
Country in recession, increasing unemployment, public losing faith in politicians, the most momentous day in parliament in our lifetime, and my New Labour MP comes on local TV to talk about the problems of . . . . wait for it . . . . fake Viagra.
“You couldn’t make it up” doesn’t seem adequate any more.
If he is a career politician what else will he do? The big issues are now decided by the EU and he isn’t going to campaign for anything that is off message with his party. So why not make a song and dance about fake viagra as if you are doing something? This may be an opportunity to ban something else, Pfizer won’t object.
You can tell if it ain’t kosher viagara as it gives you fake orgasms.
It rather suggests that he was caught out by fake viagra in a moment of need.
Sex and eating are the only priorities for a lot of MPs.
It depens what you mean by ‘fake’ viagra – a placebo is all that’s needed in some cases.
my missus wanted to eat her placebo post sprog
You couldn’t get it up?
The placebo is meant to be swallowed.
http://www.conservatives.com/Campaigns/Sign_for_Change/Petition_Item.aspx
sign the petition….
Done
What the friggin’ hell was McGobShite doing at the launch of England’s bid to hold the World Cup?
Making David Beckham look witty and intelligent!
…and articulate :)
Pehaps David will explain about bent Balls?
Making sure that we’re gonna fail spectacularly.
That picture is proof indeed that £100 a week for food is way excessive for one person!! Meanwhile the politicans have ensured that our WW2 veterans have had to survive on slim pickings. They get £90 a week pension, which is supposed to pay bills, heating and food as well as everything else.
SO ONE QUESTION…… HOW COME THESE POLITICIANS DECIDED THEY NEED £100 A WEEK FOR FOOD ON TOP OF THEIR £64,000 WAGES BUT OUR VETERANS WHO WERE PRISONER OF THE JAPANESE, STORMED THE D-DAY BEACHES ETC HAVE TO BUDGET FOR ABOUT £25 A WEEK ON FOOD!!!!?????
http://www.theunknownwarriors.co.uk
Good evening fellow citizens
Daily update
I said publicly what I have been telling you privately here for some time now.We are moving in on the frauds and thieves in the House of Commons (we are also looking at several criminal complaints against Peers)
So I hope I remain credible with you
The only point I warn you about, fellow citizens, is the problem with the CROWN PROSECUTION SERVICE. They are trying to DELAY PROGRESS in arresting obvious thieves. This is serious and I may have to go above their heads to the Courts to gain permission. This is allowed under English Law.
But Please keep sending in all thos criminal comlaints.
It is really helping us all.
Boris and I send you our best wishes
Your honourable Commissioner
Can you arrest that Mr John Lyon bloke, who is supposed to uphold “Parliamentary Standards”
who is payed by us ( over 100K for 4 day week ) but employed by and answerable to….surprise, surprise the MPs my, my, what a really cosy little private members club Westminster is!
Ah, if only it were true that the Met were really looking at the troughing miscreant pigs. I suspect that kind of activity would be seriously risking the ascent of the greasy pole for officers of certain ranks?
Yes, their silence is resounding.
Another mil
lestone60,046
Only another 1,040,000……ish then.
FFS, I’m having a MP moment by overestimating the amount required. I do of course mean 960,000 ish.
Er…….940,000 ish. I give up. Back to the single malt.
It will be interesting to see if the Tories release figures on how their petition is going re numbers – maybe they have inside info that the scots Mcfuckwit is fiddling the numers
C4 have a where’s Gordon monment.
Snow chasing McTwat for an interview.
Under heavy sedation somewhere.
Ooh, chase me!
Put’s me in mind of a children’s book called Where’s Wally – Wally is always hiding amongst hundreds of other faces.- typical Gordon. What a fantastic Leader.
POLLY TOYNBEE SAYING THAT SPEAKER HASN’T DONE ENOUGH !!
Wonders will never cease !!
I’ve taken it out…you see……
Tuscan Tony will be happy…
Put it back in Polly
You will think better…
Dont be rude about Pilly Polly
She is the Michael Foot of British politics
Any thing she supports collapses instantly..
She really should be in Madame Tussaud’s you know…
I’ll arrange for Paolo the Peasant to take a look at it; he’ll probably be able to squeeze a couple more horsepower out of the thing for you.
She is boring this woman…
Always about 3 weeks behind the news…
And 25 years behind in her ideology…
Do grow up Polly…we are not in the kindergarten anymore !
Poor Polly Twaddle she can’t help it.
woman this boring is she
He’s done too fucking much.
Fucking too much he is done
Any statement by Brown, Mandelson? Prezza ?
News on the PLP meeting please…?
Haven’t they gone into hiding – hoping that if they stay out of sight the Met won’t examine their expense claims too carefully?
So what exactly is he, a fox or a pig?
Either way, dead meat.
Het es en vos?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaalo everybody
Have you heard the BIG NEWS
I’m sooooooo important
I’m standing at the next Election against SIR Gerald Kaufman…
Jolly good show don’t you think…
I can then be Life Baroness you seeeeeeeee
Here, have a carrot.
sausages!
When the House of Lords is abolished I suppose…
How’s Normski?
It may have been mentioned already but the BBC have announced that Ester Rantzen is considering standing as an independent against Margaret Moron in Luton South!!! Apparently she is in talks with Martin Bell about how to do so!!
Martin Bell could set up a small but profitiable business in given lectures to prospective Independent Candidates.
Why should Esther get all the “in’s” on the information? Privelidge just keeps on getting circulated around the same old people.
But won’t her bum look big in a white suit?
Esther, you’re a vodka sozzled old midgetess
Esther certainly understands how patronage works- that’s how she operated in her ‘That’s Life’ period, when her husband Des Wilcox was also her direct superior at the Beeb, much to her advantage.
And about a decade before that. BBC casting couch must be very worn, high time for another on the license payer.
UKIP gloating about the reputations of the main parties that are going to get them plenty of support from disgruntled voters sick of sleaze,dodgy dealings and association with shady characters have today announced backing from…….David Sullivan,there’s squeeky clean for you.
http://www.ukip.org/content/latest-news/1048-millionaire-businessman-backs-ukip
Looking at the polls tonight, a lot of people have fallen for the UKIP fiction that they are a clean alternative.
Labour may come a close second to Tories because of this in the Euro elections – and will give him belief that he has mandate to carry on.
Brown and and the left must be pissing themselves laughing at how easily the conservative opposition has been split.
Hi Guido
I would like to know please…
Did you ever expect the political scene in Britain to become this surreal when you started your blog ?
And to have been one of the prime movers in collapsing the stack of rotten cards ??
Please answer sometime…
Best wishes and thanks for all you have done…
Well so much for MP’s serving the country. Michael Martin made it quite clear this afternoon that he is only serving his own interests. Never mind the good of Parliament which is crumbling before our eyes, he’s going to hang on by his fingernails in this disintegrating house for as long as he can, leaching the system for every penny he can get out it. And I’ll bet Chris Rennard is taking a similar stance in the Lib Dem Executive meeting tonight.
These men have no integrity and no honour. But more importantly they have made Westminster a laughing stock around the globe. Italy thinks we are even more corrupt than they are with our very own “Village of Westminster Mafia”
Interesting that most of those defending were jocks or the Sottish mafia as reported on Sky.
No not interesting, entirely expected.
It’s not many months ago that it was being said the “West Lothian” question was going to be a deciding factor in the next election. And yet here we are watching the “West Lothians” suffering a slow drowning death before an election has even been called.
I try to be even handed and comitted to the vibrant diversity that we all love so much, but I’ll tell you what I’m gettting sick to fucking death of all these scottish twats down here, bolloxing up our country.
Is that a hate crime?
Nell
Yes
But I think it is high time for England and Scotland to part company…
This is too much…
Yes-but what about the Act of Settlement?
To hell with the AOS.
Cast the Scots off give them to Nessie of the Loch and let the English rule England They couldn’t possibly be any worse than the cabal of Liebour dinosaurs that have ruined the country since 1997.
The jocks keep telling us English how brilliant Scotland is, so I’m sure the 2 million that live in England won’t mind pissing off back there will they?
Perhaps they could be given escorts as far as the border, and invited not to return.
Frank Fisher
No, the sooner we get all the unelected Scottish Mafia out of England’s government the better – Home Rule for England!
Oh Yes! I absolutely agree!!
Scots have ruled us for too long
Home rule, well, rules
Gotta be a shit loads of support for the first opposition party that actually expels a dishonorable member or gets the hoon to resign with the exception of Sein Fein of course!
Yeah, we don’t want those fuckers to start robbing banks again, they’ve got enough problems paying bonuses to the in house crooks.
More profitable where they are!!
Corrupt speakers cover up attempt
“We all bear a heavy responsibility for the terrible damage to the reputation of this House. We must do everything we possibly can to regain the trust and confidence of the people.”
Not a chance.
Get out of the house before we get the chance to fire you all next year.
It’s obvious what he all the rest of the scum should do to regain the trust and confidence of the people – resign.
Fat chance.
The topic being….?
O/T
We have petitions on No 10 website.
We have DC initiating a petition to oust McMental.
I was wondering what type of PASSIVE demonstration we could all partake in until a General Election is called? Remember Gandhi’s march to make salt? The Orange revolution?
It strikes me that some sort of sign eg a coloured ribbon worn on ones lapel could show solidarity with the silent majority of right thinking people that want a General Election.
What do you all think about that?
I expect all the funny posts but I am serious. Can one imagine the horror that these HOONS will experience if they saw every person in the land, across ALL political spectrums, wearing the colour of and for a call to McDoom to call the General Election.
I suggect something YELLOW to signify his cowardice.
I’m for dressing as V and standing outside Parliament.
You fucking poof.
Didn’t Gandhi use white to emphasise purity? We masses could use it to wave at this very impure bunch of ‘lawmakers’
They would think we were surrendering if we used white.
So do the Taliban.
Brown badge with yellow stripe down it; obvious innit?
It has to be the Cross of St George then doesn’t it ? – as opposed to the Cross of St Andrew.
Good one Nell a red ribbon on a white background in the form of a cross.
But what about the scots….. or does anyone care????? Irish?????? Welsh??????
I still like something simple YELLOW for cowardice.
Don’t like brown or yellow – they’ll think we’re common and they’re superior.
We can’t have that. How about the White Boar – the badge of the last Plantaganet (Richard III) , the last true English King. Or the Sunne in Splendour which was the badge of his brother Edward IV.
After them came the bastard (literally) Tudors – and the last Tudor – Lizzie the first failed to secure her line and so sacrificed us to the scots – hence – eventually the Act of Settlement.
My vote is for a pork pie couchant on a chequered tablecloth.
cross of st george has been corrupted by the beeennnpeeee and the bloody ukrainians or georgians or something, so I would say a Red Lion, rampant. And english lion. Woken from his slumbers, wanting his fucking country back.
Know that lion at the end of westminster bridge? I legged it up there away from some police horses once. Some of you may remember that scrap. Got fond memories of that beast.
oh england…
The Heraldic Lion Rampant – Yes I think that is the one!!!
So now we need to get 20,000,000 into the shops so they can get distributed.
Any ideas?
Frank – don’t let the BNP nick our flag – I’m all for St George’s Cross, McMental Reid, Robertson, Gorbals and all the rest of them would really hate that.
Whats wrong with this?
http://www.icons.org.uk/theicons/collection/the-v-sign/a-harvey-smith-to-you/vox-pop
Martin he……shaken, not stirred
We are watching history in the making.
There should be two brass plaques erected (by public subscription?) – one in the entrance to the House of Lords and one in the entrance to the House of Commons.
Each plaque should be inscribed with the names of all MP’s and Lords found to have been troughing in this year of our Lord 2009. Those who have troughed the most at the top of the list. This way even when they are out of a job they will never be forgotten. We’ll be able to take our grandchildren and great grandchildren to see the plaques and tell them how the taxpayers were defrauded of millions by these criminals masquerading as public servants.
And a 3rd plaque to commemorate the awakening of the silent majority with reference to Mr Fawkes.
I’d second that!
Or maybe on 2nd thoughts we need a statue for Guido somewhere in Trafalgar Square
Oh yeah.
Er……..Heather Brooke
Maybe at Traitors Gate. A statute of Guido and a gun sight with a Telegraph tucked under his arm. Legend: Gotcha!
So the truth is out -we are governed by dodgy time share salesmen who are motivated by pure greed
Welcome to our world.
Please do not try to associate my colleagues with this scum.
I see our hard working MPs are now going away for their half term holidays. Which is rather odd as they are neither teachers nor pupils.
They’re a special category all on their own…….wankers.
So why the flying Fcuk is Dave so beholden to tradition? Don’t he know that traditions only come about when someone does something?
So Do something Dave instead of pontificating and worrying about your wisteria.
The LibDems need to get rid of Rennard and Dave needs to offer up an Opposition Day in Parliament to allow Parliament to debate getting rid of this bullying, corrupt,incompetent , not fit for purpose, speaker.
can’t we have one of those poxy wristbands or a ribbon badge to demonstrate we want to get rid of Brown
maybe we could have red and white stripes like Sweeney Tod
We could have a day where we all wear a particular colour to show that we want the Snot man out, a bit like the Orange revolution in Georgia I think it was?
So in a nutshell. The problem with Parliament is the Scottish contingent.
Yep. 12 years of McLiebour and England is fucked. Totally fucked.
see 193 above
Tarten swastika’s
Agree-scotch liebour thugs-scum of the earth!!
Tartan swastikas even. That is so sexy.
Let’s carry Michelin tyres and a can of petrol. Worked well in South Africa.
What happened to passive resistance??????
tyres are too heavy to lug around…..or are you getting them off the cars that go by?
Yes, seeing Gorbels Mick and McTwat with a Soweto Neck-tie would be good.
It’s called necklacing. Not very nice thing to do to someone and quite fatal. It’s probably better than this lot deserve though. But then thats what they seem to always get.
Yeah…South Africa is a real success story…fucking idiot.
next person who says “It started in America”…..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt
Er… no!
OK!
…well, perhaps the practice of consultant lobbyists and vast expenses
but not the debt.
It started in Scotchland. Addicted they to fried in deep battered benefits yo momma!
heck no!
look at the Irish figure
960.86%
$1,841,000,000,000
I know, let’s blame the Irish!
I love blame culture.
Now that certainly started in America.
OK, let’s make a compromise and blame the Welsh. Works every time.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090518/tuk-mp-accused-over-10-000-decor-claim-6323e80.html
Nah, let’s keep blaming NuLabor.
This kind of stuff keeps cropping up.
SNOUTS, TROTTERS, and LITTLE PIGGY-WIG TAILS are all in the TROUGH at the same time.
We must ban PIG-TAILS from Parliament
Can someone with a big brain work out how much the Scotch twats owe per haggis head, I bet it is loads, they must owe Fred Goody a billions of poonds on his own
I’m no longer able to be shocked. I will see you next in prison after I have killed one, two, or many of the wankers. I’m at a loss for this country. I’ll make it an early night before I do something bad…….
nighty night all
The question each and every MP needs to asked is, what have you done today to make the country you have sworn an oath to better?
What have our MPs been doing recently, making laws, looking after our interests and calling the government to account?
ooooh no, they have been trying to save their own miserable skins and cover their own grubby arses, right at the very time when we are on the undergoing a great depression they only have time to think about themselves!
Of all the things they could be doing they are looking after their own interests, the best description of patriotism is the determination to put ones country first and before ones own petty and selfish interests, MPs have failed this test.
Like I said above, mine raised the problems of fake viagra on local TV, well someones got to make a stand
I’ll get my coat.
Yeah, I’m fucking devastated that some prick can’t get it up.
you’d have thought their faithful old wrinkled retainers would help em out
Since when did the expenses scandal give everyone the right to forget ordinary courtesy? Criticise Mr Rennard’s finances if you will but to call him things like a “fat lipped nasty looking ugly pig” or to criticise his house just isn’t on. It seems to me that both MP’s AND the public ought to remember the phrase “Do unto others as you would have done unto you” more often.
Fat lipped nasty looking pig really suits Jacqui Smith and her second house is so small it is barely bigger than a room!
‘Second sty’
Take our money takes yer choice.
He got off lightly with the fat lipped ugly pig bit.
The correspondent earlier was merely relaying facts. He is nasty, ugly, he is fat lipped.
Looks like an oxygen stealer to me and a waste of skin (there is rather a lot of that).
Slimy toad looks like he can get under a snake with a top hat on.
Fair play. I won’t call him a ‘Fat C unt’l I will just say that he is a greedy C Unt instead! Who the fuck are you?? Maybe a member of staff draining the taxpayer?
“ordinary courtesy?”
As you say, includes HONESTY. Dumm fucker, as dumm as the fuckwits elected.
“Do unto others as you would have done unto you”
So If I give him all that I can claim in expenses will he reciprocate?
“Do unto others as you would have done unto you”
That’s what your right hand is for.
I can’t take his money as he has taken ours so for now I will have to be satisfied with calling him a fat Hoon.
To a very large extent I agree with your plea for some degree of respect for fellow human beings. Whatever their misdemeanor, even if wilfully criminal, there is a need for some civility when the actual face to face encounter takes place. That said however, the growing resentment and anger appears founded upon indisputable evidence and it is inevitable that certain members of society will fee justified in exacting revenge for that which is viewed as stolen – particularly those being put out of homes reposessed. The problem is in finding the equilibrium between permitting a verbal slanging match like this forum to focus and dispel a steaming pressure cooker of fury, or let it fester until rioting starts – as forewarned in news articles not long ago. They say there are 7 deadly sins – 1 of which is anger. Perhaps when the human spirit is driven to such inner passion, the spirit dies and breaks and forms something new and peaceful – compassion. For until we acknowledge that every one of us if presented iwth the same temptation might well have taken advantage of the expenses available, there will be no forgiveness of the perpetrators. Therefore, perhaps if the force and emotion of disgust engenders anger within and can be prevented from physical confrontation, we might be changed without drawing swords.
Dear Rev, I reckon Denis Diderot was spot on when he said “Let us strangle the last MP with the guts of the last priest’.
Yours, with a lead pipe, in the vestry.
So Gordon’s cunning plan to save the car industry has failed at the first hurdle.
Silly carmakers don’t they know to read the small print when dealing with Gordon? He will always try to pull a fast one, he can’t resist it.
It was Mandy’s idea…
Anything he touches turns TOXIC…
Yeah that’s a good idea, two thousand quid off an eight thousand quid car for someone on benefits. Gorgon your a fucking genius.
No Car Crash this evening yet ?
Nurse is minding Dirty Tricks Brown I suppose…
Well he is buisy doing miracles, he has this vision of turning rotten apples back to delicious firm fruit. Never been done before.
when is the public lynching going to start ?
When the fat kunt starts to sing.
Now I hear that even Estate Agents are ripping off the public with added fees for HIPS charges!
Getting as bad as MPs!
Yes HIPS the bastard brainchild of Mrs Balls…Haven’t worked out what’s in it for her and Ed but you can bet there will be something.
They have vat on them I think, think of a new income stream for mr brown and you get extra brownie points.
I think you’ll find that brainchild and Balls is an oxymoron.
Nearly time to feel sorry for estate agents; McBroon got his sums wrong when throwing cash at first time buyers to try and keep house prices afloat so the ship is going down again, green shoots an’ all.
Story Here.
All things to all men McBroon wanted to help people, particularly ZNL voters, also known as “key (government) workers”, buy over-priced houses so instead of allowing the market to correct he subsidised entry into over-valued housing stock.
Another clever way of wasting the poonds whereas the tories might have, er, done nothing…
“Now I hear that even Estate Agents are ripping off the public…..”
No change there then.
The rip-offs perpetrated by Estate Agents are not restricted to sales of Property. Since Gordon’s Gang changed the system to stop Landlords being paid housing benefit directly from the Council, Estate agents here have been insisting on compulsory credit checks for all applicants for rented property. No credit check no rental.
They charge £138 per person which is non refundable, even in the event you do not get the rental for which you have applied. It gets worse, if you apply for another property you have to be credit checked again – yes you’ve guessed it – at a cost of another £138 per person. I have been informed of this by an Estate Agent and have spoken today to someone who has spent almost £400 applying for three rentals, he was unsuccessful.
Do the sums 10 applicants for a property = £1380
Nice money when you can get it.
Thanks Gordon for making some of the poorest people in the land poorer still.
typo – should have been £450, apologies
typo – should have been almost £450 – apologies.
Another case where Parliament has imposed charges on the plebs that the MPs will claim back on expenses.
Could Michael Martin not help himself from helping himself?
He comes from a long line of them…
Unite – Charlie Whelan – says it all
Dynamite!!
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/bunch-of-shits-turn-on-chief-shit-200905181767/
Poonds
Transperancy
It started in Scotland
och Gordon, your skidmarks make me heave
it really did start in Scotland
celts with big heads in tartan hats
one two buckle my dig ginger nogin
Gordon was seen on Clapham Common this evening…
Without nurse..Awful to say but I think his er “thing” was hanging out…
Do you think he escaped ?
If things are going as I think they are, it’s gonna finish in Poundland.
NO !
Iceland…
Poundland! Great name for a brothel
Bloody right it did!
They ought to be strangled at birth-the lot of them!!
England for the english!
Just wondering, there are Rich Barons, Fat Barons, Criminal Barons, Lib Dem Barons, Dodgy Muslim Barons, Lady Barons even lots and lots of Gay Barons, why oh why, No Straight Barons.
NuLabour does not “do” straight barons
Far too honest for them…
I don’t understand their greed for money. After all a lot of them are supposedly socialists and they’re all living it up like tory grandees.
Mr and Mrs Cooper-Balls have basic salary of £300k between them, yet they still claim £600 a month food allowance and flip properties to gain more allowances. They are forever harping on about tory wealth and acculmulation of it, yet this seems to be their aspiration. They’re a bunch of social climbing bigots.
These people are really physcologically flawed and really not fit to run a country. They don’t even know what they’re supposed to stand for or represent. We should have MPs who have normal jobs and attend Parliament to vote in the evening, as it always was before Blair started meddling. Being an MP IS NOT a full time job. That would mean many labour MPs going back to manual jobs which wouldn’t suit them at all!
Cabinet members, however should be full time.
OT and Not Headline News: apparently McBroon was not the father of the poor bastard child of Lloyds and HBOS but it was 15 year old Chek Blank who might take a whole year to run away; or something like that (I might have got these stories muddled). Anyway it’s Here (I think).
why did Gordon Brown sneak out of the house today before any MPs had a chance to speak, what a wimpering coward this man is.
You’ve just answered your own question luv.
Had to go and see nurse urgenty
This COUNTRY is a HEADLESS CHICKEN NOW
Have we crossed the road yet?
Which road ?!
To Hell ?!
“Where’s Wally?”
He’d be a really good advert for this children’s book.
He’d shat his pants, poor love.
Guido
My first time on this blog
But there is something very important I want you and your people to know
The Government is running out of cash
Revenue about 20% below budget and expenditure about 13% above budget
I am risking my job telling you this but you must get it out
This means that there will have to be an emergency Budget soon
how many of you on the third floor?
That’s why all the Hoons have salted it away.
we all know that me old mate – anyway I wouldnt’ worry about it. At the current rates of increase in fury Whitehall will be a smoking ruin in a fortnight
As if the public didn’t know.
There is no 3rd floor at the treasury
Shit – are we up the creek without a paddle? I’m worried now.
thats not all i work as a self employed builder im down 50% on last year and so is everybody i speak to put that across the country and tax reciepts will be well down next year.
I saw the money being lavished on your lovely building when it was redeveloped a few years ago. Nothing’s too good for our public servants.
Perhaps you could sell off some of the light fittings to raise cash?
Watch the credit rating agencies.
Credit
Ratings
Agency
Profession
Name speaks for itself
Had the misfortune to see Esther Rantzen on the box this evening when I called round to see ma and pa. She’s thinking of taking on the Luton trougher as an independent. She made out a half decent case for being able to perform as an MP, what with her investigative journalism bla bla bla. Looking at her, and remembering her jungle escapades, I thought she’d be better as a Gurkha, but nevermind.
The thought that struck me over this shambles, was what a crew of bloody nonentities all these MP’s are. I haven’t seen one of the snivelling wretches that I’d pay in washers, they are all simply cretinous, with the Luton piece approaching that level, but sadly from below. She’s so thick she hasn’t worked out yet that her boyfriend wasn’t working in Southampton, he was escaping.
Who selects these useless arses? Who, in the real world, would believe a word they say, give them a job or the price of a cup of tea?
I was just saying to Mr K, where is Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor when you need her?
I think taking steps to dissolve parliament would only increase HM’s popularity amongst the people, which is already on a pretty good footing.
Lock up yer children…….
Resign petition now over 60k ( names not ex’s).
This one rising slowly. If he won’t resign ( bastard coward ) then sign up to this one.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoToCountryNow/
You are right Sir
The dregs
Their faces frighten me
And of course we now know they behave like the dregs
Credit where it’s due- Today Gordon did something big. He made Beckham look handsome, articulate and a leader!
Yet he can’t even hand over two grand for your old banger without cocking it up. He’s the anti-Midas.
Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5346398/MPs-expenses-A-whirlpool-bath-and-a-week-away-for-whips.html
MPs’ expenses: A whirlpool bath and a week away for whips
A Government whip spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money renovating a house less than 15 miles from her main home. Dawn Butler claimed for a Jacuzzi-style bath to be fitted in her north London second home while claiming her main home was in east London. She was found to have claimed £2,600 too much in rent, but staff in the fees office allowed her to “dig out” other receipts to cover the over-claim.
Miss Butler’s expenses are among a number of questionable claims by whips uncovered by The Telegraph, which has now disclosed the expenses of 160 MPs.
Now the following claims are revealed:
Nick Brown, the Chief Whip, claimed £18,800 over four years in unreceipted expenses for food consumed at his designated second home in Newcastle.
Patrick McLoughlin, the Conservative chief whip in charge of auditing Tory expenses, claimed £3,000 to have new windows fitted at his second home.
Steve McCabe, a Labour whip, over-claimed on his mortgage by £4,059.
Diana Johnson, Labour assistant whip, spent £1,000 of taxpayers’ money to hire an architect for a decorating project at her second home.
Helen Goodman, assistant government whip, claimed for a week’s stay in a holiday cottage in her constituency.
Love the Holiday.
Now……. it would really nice to get off Wimbledon Common just for a few days
These people are giving whips a bad name
I sincerely hope so.
In fairness to Dawn Butler I think the jacuzzi was on prescription. The terrible flatulence she has developed eating £400 worth of food a month is an embarrassment in an ordinary bath.
You meant’t to say
“She is an embarassment to an ordinary ba
Surely, with flatulence that bad, a jacuzzi would be rather superfluous?
HERE ARE THE LIVING DEAD ?
I WANT THEIR BLOOD
Close all bars and restaurants in the Palaces of Westminster.
Kev, I think you will find that they work better when they’re pissed.
THE THUG NICK BROWNE CLAIMED £ 18 000 IN UNRECEIPTED EXPENSES…
THAT IS PURE THEFT BY ANYONE STANDARDS
SEND IN THE POLICE STRAIGHT AWAY
AND HE IS NU CRIMINAL LABOUR CHIEF WHIP FOR GOD’S SAKE…
He looks as though he eat it all himself
Nick Brown, what first attracted you to the position of Labour Chief Whip?
It was his turn in the Criminal Labour Party my dear…
Pecking order in the Labour Mafia you know…
Chief Whip £ 18 000 without recipts (and that is probably the tip of the iceberg)
(they probably have bad men who carry out around the cash) the soldiers of their Mafia will start taking now…
Little Whips like Miss Butler only get illegal second homes and jacuzzis…
We are in Palermo now my dear…
You dont’ understand
The Chief Whip steals without receipts
I claimed my jacuzzi with receipts.
SO I’m honest
and Jaucuzzi’s are necessary for MPs you know
Vital for constituency work
Can even shag in them…
I don’t do receipts
Well you would say that wouldn’t you?
You must shag NICK BROWNE then
He is the master of RECEIPTLESS EXPENSES
Hello RECEIPTLESS BROWNE they say !!
I though it was Capability Browne..
Everything has gone RECEIPTLESS now ?
Another New Labour fashion ??
Have I blown your fuses ?
Is that jacuzi D. Butler the cow who objected to a newspaper taking a picture of her on her doorstep when she got outed for some earlier expense scandal a few weeks ago?
If so she is another snotty little overpromoted upstart, only in her job because the equality commissiuoners stuck their noses in. Off with her bloody head.
She’s the one who wrote her own, semi-literate letter ‘from Obama’ bigging herself up, and then bamboozled him into signing it when he visited the Commons.
NO
We must start JAILING these people
And IMMEDIATELY CLOSE THE FEES OFFICE
Other wise the shredders will start working again like for GORBALS AND BLAIR
We now why their expenses were shredded of course
WE CAN SEE THIS A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY THIEVE NOW…
CITIZEN’S ARRESTS are in order now
JAIL THE BASTARDS
An MP today described Michael Martin as a ‘Dead Man Walking’
Listening to him today reminded me of a book I was given on Speech Day many years ago – John Bunyans ‘Pilgrims Progress’.
This is without doubt ‘The Slough of Despond’
It’s not deep or wide enough for that lot. Eureka’s principle – it’s going to overflow and drown us all.
No it won’t -the only one’s who are going to drown are the West Lothians.
I’m sure Gordon Brown, Alastair Darling and Michael Martin know their Pilgrim’s Progress – and know about Oliver Cromwell and his prophetic words as he turfed out the commons in the 17th Century – it is happening again -
Gordon – time to go!!!!
Let’s hope he goes to West Lothian, in that case.
We need to reserve a lot of rooms in Barlinnie Jail now for thieving Labour Mps…
About 250 I would say, plus some 50 or so piggie Nu Labour criminal Barons and Baronesses
They should be packed into prison dormitories
and forced to do Hard Labour during the day…
More like Vanity Fair. The Slough of Despond is where we live.
All of a sudden Jacqui Smith and McNulty don’t seem so bad; neither does Uddin. And the sandal brigade are on the up, due to their ineptitude extending to fraud as well as policy.
How have we come to this ?
Much like hard core porn, huh ?
The impact desensitises quickly – what appeared to be appalling quickly becomes run of the mill.
Why has Dawn Butler got a second home on the taxpayer? She’s a London MP FFS!!!! Let the greedy bint commute to work like the rest of the working population.
That’s disgusting and so is she! She got a jacuzzi too!!! Now that’s taking the piss big time. Fat slag!
That’s 2 of them now who even look like pigs…….Margaret Moran & Dawn Butler.
And Margaret Becket looks like a horse (or a bit of an old nag!)
Any more lookalikeys (pigs) out there?
Oooh….you are awful!
I gots a jacuzzi cos I likes swilling around! It’s essential for me to carry out my duties as an MP innit.
You fucking bitch.
You’re not looking so good yourself dear since the demotion, so I’d keep that slack gob of yours shut! Innit
Actually her real name in New Labour Dame Jacuzzi Butler, if you please
Honorary member of the Naples Mafia, if you please
(Capo “receiptless” Nick Browne introduced her as a reward for loyal service)
Oh Come on Nick Browne. No one yes no one claims expenses without backing them up with receipts.
Are you thick? No you are not are you, one can only conclude that you did not spend the money on what you have claimed for.
Should be interesting, he will have to account to himself for his actions
They thought they were above the law
That is why they fought tooth and nail to stop expenses being published
He is a GANGSTER
LIKE THE REST OF THE NU LABOUR CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY
THE QUEEN SHOULD DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY
AND APPOINT A CARETAKER GOVERNMENT
THIS CANNOT GO ON
That is all
Nick Brown need only submit his obese, flacid cadaver as a valid receipt for £18,000 of cream buns.
Given his apres scoffing proclivities some of the ‘whipped cream’ may have been recycled as an …………
This link takes you to the very amusing typo story on Plato’s site
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/05/Hooncillor-perils-of-typo.html
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com
I’m watching ‘The Warriors’ (nostalgia-fest). I reckon we load up all the MPs, take them out to a remote constituency and drop them off, and they have to battle their way back to the House of Common (crims) though gangs of pissed-off proles.
Thought we’d tried something like that when a load of concrete security barriers where erected round Westminster. Didn’t work. The MP’s still escaped.
The mistake was we should have put the MPs inside the concrete barriers.
MPeeees
come out to plaaaa-aaa-ay
I have my scary make-up on and my baseball bat at the ready.
You’re making me horny.
Here’s an idea for a post Guido, it seems that plod and the CPS are not even going to meet to discuss the possibility that a crime might have been committed, until next week! Here was me thinking something as important as widespread fraud would be trated as a matter of urgency, but it seems the police are struggling to find some spare time.
Fucking scandalous!!
“A panel, comprising officers and a senior CPS lawyer, will commence a series of meetings next week.”
From here, dated 18/05/2009
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/2009/05/18/cps-considers-call-on-mps-expenses-84229-23649443/
They’re too busy escorting anxious voters the last mile home.
A jacuzzi type whirlpool bath a necessity !!!!!!!!!!!!! Has she no shame?
Sorry folks, what a daft thing to say – of course she hasn’t. What’s really worrying me is that the swines will limp to the holiday break and by the time Parliament resumes there will be ‘trougher fatigue’ from the sheer avalanche of dirty dealings – and while we will loathe them they will in the main get away with it. I mean how could Margaret Moron’s (she of the dry rot) constituency party say they have full confidence in her?? How could they??
Everyone has their price. My betting is a few thousand quid went into the constituency leader’s pocket.
A real necessity, yes – have seen the size of her Arse ?
Big nosed geordie twat on Sky News now.
Toilets?
Being ripped apart I hope ?
And to cap it all. The MOD is trying to stop families of servicemen who have been killed in Iraq and Afghanistan from claiming compensation.
Only brave MPs are allowed to make claims these days…without the paperwork too.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/5345008/MoD-facing-compensation-claims-after-legal-ruling.html
Dawn Butler is just a filthy slag, and a whore.
Someone once called me a Dawn Butler.
Do you do a credit crunch special love?
That’s Crack Whore to you, sonny.
Insolent twerp.
Speaker Martin update: Or Can’t go, won’t go!
I rather suspect that HM the Queen has taken the words of Walter Bagehot in his 19thC treatise “The English Constitution” to heart and WARNED Brown that if he continues to pursue his present course he is headed towards what Bagehot called :
“Unpleasant Circumstances”
‘Night Folks -Tomorrow’s another day.
Now they are threatening us with Esther Rantzen. Ok, we surrender. You can have all the bath plugs and porno you want.
Stuart Bell is a C U N T
I suspect that New labour are “receiptlessing” themselves
We have to invent new words to describe this VERMIN…
I told you they all taking far too many deliveries of my lovely stuff
You see what happens
They loose control and buy jacuzzis to smoke in their bathes…
It all rather decadent you know
Call me Bob, your friendly supplier
We’re fucked.
What’s happening on the English TV please ?
Ester Rantzen is standing as an independent, Paxo and Creepy Crick look devastated, Sir Stuart Bellend certainly looks up to the part.
I am waiting for someone to butt-fuck Paxo in public…
Any takers ?
Usual pish taking advantage of a chance to show England cheating their way to the World Cup in 1966.
Engerland, Engerland, Engerland………..Engerland, Engerland, Engerlaaaand…
Ow Jock: he wasn’t Russian, he was Azeri; he wasn’t the referee, he was the linesman; we’d have won anyway, thanks to Geoff’s third.
Can I be first to say:
Dawn Butler : – J`Accusie !
And the award for the fattest piggy in the sty goes to…..
Niiiiiick Brown! Oink.
fuck off
Articulate as usual.
and some say he can’t string two words together
you first
It’s time: No confidence? Time to speak up.
A discreet, well-behaved gathering of people. And Old Holborn.
Be there…
I don’t normally read The Guardian but this is sort of relevant:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/henryporter/2009/may/18/indentity-card-tax-office
It is a scandal what is happening in this country and to make matters worse is how easy the powers that be can influence peoples thinking, yes there is outrage but the politicians have now got a handle on it and are directing it; they will pick their sacrificial lambs. this will not stop them having power over ordinary people or making vast wealth for themselves, the expenses furore is only the petty cash side to their corruption.
Thank you for this itm
I do not know Mr Porter from Adam. He looks as though he has just stepped out of a washing machine.
But we must not judge people by appearances.
The breal point here is very apt..
But given that the “State” with all its multiple tentacles has spent millions of our money keeping PUBLIC INTEREST information from us, I think these left wing “intellectuals” might pose the real question
WHY ???
Are you Gary Glitter`s PA ?
Is that you McBride ?
Still your disgraced criminal defaming self ?
Even in your cave where rats belong ?
And even after having disgraced Dowing Street with your filth ?!
You are vermin scum…
National ID for National Socialism
buncha fucking Hoons
Well said, that man
Labour MP Dawn Butler is the latest one exposed as a thief by the Telegraph:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5346398/MPs-expenses-A-whirlpool-bath-and-a-week-away-for-whips.html
You iz jus racist coz you fink I shudunt ave a jakkuzzi innit
Can I have my signature back, you useless thieving slag?
I ‘ate you Butler.
And Sexist. Do not forget sexist. She is only getting this treatment because she was WOmen MP of the Year and no man could ever win that so men everywhere are begrudging her of her hardly worked for jacuzzi because they have not had the good sense to be born female.
The Chief Thug Whip told me I could so there..
And I am here to whip the rest of the Lodnon Mps who do not agree with us..
So there..
We are just simple gangsters
We learnt our trade from the Gorbals (oh no) gangs and the Mafia…
Don’t you understand ?
So be careful what you say…
And rpoud of this !
Bubbles Butler?
My 417 – J`accusie failed to register
Fkn hoon
Get ready for the excuses……
Itz the fees office innit, they made me do it!
” Willin`”
Original Words and Music by Blair, Campbell, Mandelson
( arr. Brown)
Orchestraton by Sir Polly Toynbee and the BBC chorus.
oh fuck – i can`t be bothered to do the satire now
An MP reportedly made a profit on the sale of a flat he had spent more than £12,000 doing up, and which was just miles from his main home.
Leftwinger John Austin, MP for Erith and Thamesmead, is said to have made £30,000 when he sold the flat in Southwark, south London, in 2006.
The claims by the MP, who is retiring at the next General Election, are, according to the Daily Telegraph, “one of the clearest cases so far of an MP profiting by flipping their expenses claims to a new second home”.
VOTE LABOUR!!! THEN VOTE FOR SLEEZE AND THE REALLY NASTY PARTY
heat hear
I am the criminal Chief Whip of Nu Labout Organised Crime Inc…(registered in New York City when Tony Blair was our CAPO DI TUTI CAPI) (Have you seen the millions that our Tony Blair has made???)
Vote for the Scottish Mafia
We are a Clan and we are proud of it
People will write about us like Al Capone and Meye Lansky for years to come
And make films !
(but we will have the rights you know us, Mandelson will see to that !!)
An absolute classic as the first post on the thread on Toenails latest blog see below in copy
1. At 6:14pm on 18 May 2009, I_Despise_Labour
This comment has been referred to the moderators. Explain.
Its the ‘EXPLAIN’ bit that has me ROTFLMAO
Hat tip ‘I despise Labour’
Order Order
Nick Brown gave up his free ministeral car. This meant he could claim 40 pence per mile by using his own car, the queston is did he claim it?
Do bears do dodo’s in the woods?
“Commons officials” are worried that the thieving by MPs using mileage expenses will come to light as well…
It never ends..
These people were drugged on power, their own self-importance and suicidal greed…
has anyone else watched this? fantastic speech.
Er, we did this weeks ago mate. Where the fuck have you been, Westminster?
Pierce an Mcguire have weekly love fest on sky , pierce was deadly, nailed mcguire to sofa , class war always is pointless when faced with incompetence.
every paper “mr speaker should go” except morning star “mr speaker should go on holiday to barbados”
Lord rennards actions are a mystery to me , however there is a problem with the lords , i dont buy into an elected house , but i do buy into a representative one , also why not let good politicians have a palce in the lords , the problem is when the lords doesnt thin its self into a usefull body .Assuming you have to have revising chamber , them that would imply both competance and experience . Claiming lords attendence when in actual fact running the partys election machine doesnt quite seem right, but you could say that about mandelson or a tory .
i doubt the lords would work without party members , but it is an interesting thought that it could reform , but i would want it to have the ability to halt legislation rather than just send it back in extreme circumstances .
just to make the point , there is no evidence to suggest an elected second chamber will behave any better than an unelected one , i would wager it would cost more never mind the actual election expense . Besides the maturity of Lords members has proved to be of great value , especially when compared to the vandalism of the hoon party .
i also would like to know why we arnt to be allowed to recover our tax payer bank investments, seems odd to be trying to flogg them oversees , seems a shame we shouldnt see the gains being as we have took on the risk .
hardly an old banger when banks share prices are rising
Speaker Martin cares not a sqiff for what the British |Public think or what the |Media might say.
He is rooted to that chair awaiting ONLY is £100,000 pound guarranteed golden handshake if he can survive until the next Parliament. He will not resign as a bi election would be forced and again he could lose money.
Martin sees this only as a “Job” and he is the Shop Steward who cannot be sacked. He was dragged on stage eight years ago symbolically to take over as Speaker and he will have to bwe dragged off that green chair to go.
Reason, appeals to honour or integrity are unknown and not relevant to such a man, with a huge working class chip on his shoulder. Our PM Mr Brown is still frightened to make the decision tp push Martin out now.
Exactly so. Anyone calling for him to go ( most of the country) is just a bullying employer.
http://www.blogger.com/profile/17438589403298919636
Hats off to the person who made this!
So far tonight I’ve watched, ‘Snog, Marry or Avoid’ (BBC 3, thoroughly recommended), David Lynch’s Blue Velvet, and Simon Templar (The Saint) ordering a scotch and Perrier (WTF?).
And now this.
Talk about a mind fuck.
TORK TO YOUR SELF U WANGQKER
These days, it is not just Conservatives who say that the Labour leader is an analog
politician in a digital age.
Rachel Sylvester, The Times 19 May
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How time flies.
We will be arriving at Day Ninety-four in no time at all – perhaps Private Eye can do a special issue.
Day 94 and no MPs have been evicted from the House.
Brown will have to have decided the Speaker’s fate by 12 noon on Wednesday(now why is that time and day so important ?)or cobbled together some sort of compromise and hopefully tied in the other party leaders otherwise he’s gonna get kicked from one end of the Chamber to the other by both of the Opposition parties
This whole affair highlights Brown’s main faults – partisanship;inability to act decisively or make a decision or comprhend that whilst he’s playing party politics the whole edifice of Parliament is crashing around his ears.
He should be thankful that this is Britain had we been in continetal Europe or the old soviet bloc or South America there would be crowds on the streets storming Parliament by now.
Much like the “anciene regime” in France pre-Revolution what the Speaker offers is too little too late metaphorically the mob is almost at the gates of Westminster
Brown’s premiership is turning just as chaotic as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
Is it Day 12 already? and still the revelations are coming. Drip Drip. Be interesting to watch what Michael Martin does today – hope LibDems and Conservatives are going to unite to get him out.
Then and again perhaps Dave has ulterior motives for wanting to keep him there, he is an embarassment to the government after all.
Anyone know what happened to Rennard last night?
Morning Folks.
can the chappy in the fees office explain who authorised him to break the rules, assuming he did not make the decision unilaterally and does not want to go down for multi million dollar fraud.
he can claim the nuremburg defence, “i only did what i was told to do”.
and as a trougher himself, he will no doubt ask as he has (belatedly) been so helpful, if he can keep his pension and nice house he got with this cushy caper?
Everyone gone very quiet on the thieving Camerhoon MP’s.
So Sir Alan Haslehurst being mooted as replacement for Gorbals, other than Alan has £142k in expenses looming over his head. Ummmm. Why so quiet?
Martin, hang on in there, we don’t want an election just yet; we want to imprison all the thieving MP’s first.
In the words of my own MP “when all this nonsense over MP’s expenses is over…..” (He only helped himself to £95k.)
Do the Conservatives really believe that being mute will save them?
Dave, be a man, sack a few of your wretched thieves. Otherwise millions like myself will vote UKIP
I’ve connected the Speaker’s chair to the National grid!
Order..Order..Fizzzzzzzzzz
In spite of his dismal showing yesterday, Gorbals Mick will not let go. Perhaps this is why: The Reluctant Speaker
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