Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Nice one but they really aren’t all the same. I would suggest they are proportional to the population.
Call the RAF. One bomb is all it takes
it is easy for the super rich MPs to make out we are all crooks!
Have a look at what the smug Tory turncoat bastard Sean Woodward has to say. If we were married to an heiress and multi-millionares in our own right we could take the moral highground. But we are not so we trough. What’s wrong with that?
Ex Tory, surely
I did post this elsewhere, but the Germans bombed the Commons in WW2. I’d like to know if the pilots who did that are still alive for two reasons
1. To congratulate them
2. To ask them if they’d like to try again, about 12:00 on a Wednesday afternoon would be a good time.
Bollox to Shaun Woodward and Gordon Brown’s claim that politics is a profession – they need qualifications and training.
So Mr(s) consultant surgeon – which college did you go to?
Oh no, no college, no experience, no fucking training, it just seemed like a good gig and all my chums were doing it, so I thought – hey, why not.
Fair point, yes – it’s my penis – I seem to have a problem with my penis – carry on.
Bloody arrogance when none of the twats can do sodding addition.
Sorry old bean, no can do, nothing much left in the kitty for bombs and suchlike once we’ve paid for these bally Typhoons. We could probably lay on the Red Arrows if you like. Pip pip!
theres no money left for a bomb these greedy bastards have spent it all.
or some gunpowder
Politics is a profession which is why we need trained experts like Georgia Gould and Emily Benn in Westminster.
what we need is a parliamentry enama and flush the fucking lot out!
All the data points to them being atypical of the population. IE higher incidence of general hanky-panky.
Ester Rancid doing a Martin Bellend in Margaret Moran’s Looton South shithole – praise be – swap one hypocritical pointless turd for one with slightly more experience of being a hypocritical pointless turd. They just don’t fucking get it.
Politics, ya know, it’s all about caring and having home made opinions and shit. No it fucking ain’t – it’s about administrative scrutiny and getting the public sector to a vaguely affordable and efficient state – oh, but the fucking (insert cause) kiddies are cold etc etc.
The solution to the expenses furore is simple.
Money launder it, that’s what I do.
I claim the maximum, £23,083, which I wash through a mortgage.
Spend most of the proceeds on white powder and Croation prostitutes, they’re the best.
That way you don’t need receipts, David Cameron does the same.
A dead body could beat Moran in her constituency at the moment!
Come on Esther – go for a more high profile one like Hoooon the fraudster.
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I think you missed the point. She is not doing it to show the twats up she is doing it to guarantee she gets her bum on a seat while everybody pours adulations on her hence she choose a really easy target rather than Straw,.
Agree though, they really just don’t get it.
what we all need is a parliamentry enama and flush the fucking lot out!
Where’s the portcullis?
Where’s the Auditor General? Should he not be invited to retire?
Daily Telegraph poll (YouGov)
Tories 44%
Labour 19%
LD 19%
This better not be fuggin’ joke again.
One of their better ones (because it’s so bloody true).
Gor-balls should be the first inmate. Ten years – hard Labour.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/rage-of-parliament-picts.html
It’s better because its a photo.
Oh yeah…
Tomorrow, Sir Reggy, the struggle begins to take back our country. Bloody spiffing. But those bastards in there better not fall short. If they do, there will be claret. Agree?
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/oh-beautiful-storm.html
I thought it was Mandelson that liked a bit of hard Labour? Where the little fucking turd anyway? Normally that little shit is never off the TV
He is probably in a clinic having a couple of stitches put in it to take up the slack.
On GMTV this morning saying its the systems fault not the MP’s for the expenses fraud.
By the way he was actually being interviewed about the governments srappage proposal so called starting today. We ll it’ already all buggered up as their are serious questions about funding and company’s are boycotting it. Can’t even get that correct.
Mandleson said though quite clearly
“Anyone with a car over 10 years old can get a £2000 pound rebate” but as far as I know its “up to a £2000″ rebate. Lying hoon.
The rebate will onlycovver 88 days anyway by which time depreciattion puts you back to square one. A big con then really.
Gorballs Mick should get 10years hard labour – having to shove it up Jacqui Smith for ten years with no time off for good behavior.
I wish I had not written this, I feel really ill now thinking about it.
No, 12 years hard labour – one for each year of NuLabour.
should that not be 10years new labour?
Give ‘em hard labour too.
I think we have all had enough of Labour for the moment.
It would be easier to get in an out as a prison thats for sure…
It loooks strangely familiar…
Norman Stanley Fletcher MP, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences: you will go to prison for five years.
fletcher for pm a more honest man than this lot!
wheres the artistry?? , this is a complete let down , i can tell what it is , obvious cut and paste , joke is funny , what on earth is going on mr Fawkes
yours
mr Angry of tunbridge wells
Prison’s too good for these f*ckers. It’s time for another Nuremberg.
The old ways were the best. Hung, drawn and quartered.
But not necessarily in that order.
This is the correct order. They were hanged but not killed, then had entrails removed and then finished off by quartering? Is that not gtood enough?
Yeah, bring with the chief his Special Soldiers (SS).
TO BED GUIDO YOU HAVE A VERY BUSY WEEK IN FRONT OF YOU!
Fill it up with the real crooks aka Bilderbergs/Banksters
Ed Balls
Gordon Brown
Peter Mandelson
Tony Blair
Peter Carington
Kenneth Clarke
Denis Healey
George Osborne
Eric Roll
Holy Pig Snouts Batman!
*socks fist into palm*
The Fraudster and his house of commons henchmen have taken our country to the cleaners.
Not so fast Robin.
Commisioner Gordon was the real power behind the conspiracy. Fortunately my utility belt comes with a large canister of pig repellent.
Now i have you Fatman! For i have a canister of Jaqui repellent which also works on pigs!
Oink Oink squeal….
Prosecute all the thieving scumbags at once.
Your Majesty, Brenda, Elizabeth, Queenie:
Please dissolve Parliament NOW!!!!!!
An even easier solution…
A bit of interior redesign and you could change the sign to read.
‘Arbeit macht frei’
Job jobbed.
I’ve had to give commenting a rest for a couple of days; I’m so fucking angry I would burst a blood vessel!!
I truly feel like standing as an independent at the next election. Just one pledge; to represent my electorate – no party politics, just voicing the electorates’ views.
As for the existing bunch – Fuck’m; most come across as party arsewipes; certainly not representing the local views of those they are meant to represent. What has this country come to that we allow ‘Clubs’ to decide our laws and how we live our lives, democracy is a dead duck. We are rules by party politics that pays no regard to the voter, but every regard to the ‘Party’ (at our expenses in more ways than one)
I’M SICK OF THEM!!!
PS. Labour: Tory are also bad; just you guys made an art of appealing to the common man whilst are fucking them to get rich at the same time. (Tories were already rich you might say. But they earned their money; you guys all have degrees in Law but can’t fill in a form correctly; twats!)
PPS. Labour: Are you ignorant or incompetent, make up your mind. The Rules are easy – ‘just add honour’. Same applies to all MPs
Very well said. There is, however, a solution:
Vote B.N.P.
Anon: It’s an option, but not for me. Good luck to you, SO IS DEMOCRACY. I agree in democracy, and that all parties should have a say (not just those that are fashionable, and I certainly hate scaremongering when it comes to the vote. What next? No votes for the Greens as they don’t like atomic energy, what happens to defence??). I will vote UKIP, I could and would never vote for BNP,NF nor Communist. I want freedom, not control.
You deport me, fuggin nazis. After all I done for Britain. Fugg you.
It sounds like a threat, brother.
What>> My comment us still awaiting moderation but is being moderated upon?? Oh dear. GF, it has got corrupt.
Very well said. There is, however, a solution:
Vote B.N.P.
Why do you assume that he’s white?
Mr Speaker: Your son looks as big a twat as you! Does he also have a speech problem?
YOU ARE A COMPLETE C U N T!
Mr Speaker. Please fuck-off, you are worth shit.
Odour! OOOOOOOdouur! Aye it does nae stenk in hier or wha?
Look ye sorft southern twatters, arm here cos arm fookin wurrrth it.
If are wannae screw they system fe money then arm entitled te dee it.
Noo, sit tha arses doon and start coughing tha dues te meh. Or kay?
Fu.ck you Gorballs Prick. Resign NOW, then present yourself to the nearest member of the Metropolitan Police.
what did martin and bliar have for breakfast? shreddies how is it that these two can get their reciepts shredded when the law says you have to keep them for 7 years?
Labour out now.
ZaNuLabour out NOW
Labour out N.O.W.
Gorballs must resign NOW
Hi Za, I forgot the ‘ZaNu; bit. You are dead right, we get more like Zimbabwe every day.
“I truly feel like standing as an independent at the next election. Just one pledge; to represent my electorate – no party politics, just voicing the electorates’ views. ”
Join the Jury Team, that’s exactly their mantra.
A bit o/t but so glad Georgia Gould got a stuffing – made my day
Jury Team? As said, I’ve been off line for a couple of days to avoid a ‘rage induced seizure’. What are they?
I read the profiles and ‘message statements’ of the first two on my local Jury list (Eastern).
The first guy is probably OK but is so full of waffle and jargon – every other word is ‘meangful’ or ‘insightful’ – it’s impossible to form any idea of what he stands for (if he knows, beyond the vaguest good intentions). The second on the list is a vegan who sounds like an animal rights nutter.
I made my excuses and left! The idea is fine – a raft of independents resposive to local wishes. But it will take time for the right kind of person to be attracted. I wouldn’t vote for either of those two.
Samantha:
I’m inclined to agree. Also, I would like to think that the ‘party machine’ shouldn’t be needed for anyone. Long live the representative of the people!!! Not in this country!
This government , putting the cnut back into country sinse 1997!
If people really want the Speaker to go (and they do, they REALLY do) then I’m afraid Dave will have to get off the fence on this one and call for his resignation too as Clegg on his own will not be enough.
Should he Stay or should he go Cameron ? It’s now up to you.
Petition the Queen to dissolve parliament. She has the power (The last power the “Executive” hasn’t taken).
Yeah that’s going to happen.
The Queen wades into a Political Firestorm.
I think she might just be a touch smarter than that.
Perhaps you think she should do a 5 minute youtube on Expenses reform too ?
Meanwhile in the real world..
All Cameron has to do is say Martin should resign. Is that so hard ?
He’s going to lose the initiative to Clegg if misses this chance.
And BTW sending wee Willie Hague around the Newsrooms with the mealthy mouthed piffle about the Speaker being a “distraction” fools nobody.
Martin has to GO and GO NOW!
You want to change the system who is in CHARGE of Parliamentarty standards for MP’s and oversees the Fees Office obviously matters.
Either Cameron has the balls to speak up and say he has to go or this fool Martin, who is exposed even more in the Telegraph today, will drag Parliament and all the Parties down with him as he bumbles his hamfisted way through trying to oversee the most far reaching, necessary and publicly scrutinised reforms the system has seen in living memory.
Agreed-but-the REAL reason why Dave WONT condemn Martin is that he fears a Scots backlash (cos he thinks the Scots will see it as a snub against one of their own!)
This , however, shows how out of touch Dave is with the prevailing mood up here-the Scots are in the mood to string him, and the other thieving liebourites up, should they show face up here!
Scot’s backlash should be no fear to DC, Scotland only keeps giving England Labour Governments. What more could they do?
He has been appearing on BBC news. I can never understand what he says in that weedy Shughie McFee voice.
It s something about how everyone’s against him because he used to be
“A shit metal worker”
Naa, his mates called him a C U NT, not a sheet metal worker. Or was it a mental shit worker?
I recall the standard notion in this respect is that Speaker Martin used to be a sheet metal worker – and is now a sheet Speaker. Boom, boom!
At least a sheet metal worker is an honourable job and so he can be proud of some part of his life.
Er No! He was a shop steward. They don’t wirk ( I’m a scouser)
I very much doubt he actually bent ANY sheet metal-he was a shop steward!
Nuff said??
You’ve got to move quickly on here
yeh! shit metalworker they used to make barrels by wrapping it round his fucking fat gut the tosser which must be true because bass plc give him money to run for election
Mugabe would be a fairer Speaker than Gorbals Prick
Mugabe would be a fairer, more appropriate Speaker than Gorbals Pr!ck
Yeh, but at least we have laws. As shit are they are when we have half the government being lawyers. We have LAW in this country, not JUSTICE. Think of the difference; in law it is the letter, in justice it is the meaning. These fuckers are trying to ignore the meaning and go with the letter; but the letter says NOTHING EXCEPT THAT WHICH FACILITATES YOU BEING AN MP, NOTHING THAT IS LARGESSE. I know these aren’t the right words, BUT THAT IS THE MEANING!! FUCKING PIGS!!!!!
SECOND HOMES
GARDENS
FOOD (FUCKING PIGS)
AND BARONESS PIG FACED UDDIN, she takes the biscuit. What about the families that need A HOME SHE IS SITTING IN??
They make me sick……….
The last time I went in Westminster Palace Bingo Hall it smelled of piss.
Seriously, if you have been in parliament recently (lower or upper) can you describe the smell.
The smell of fear?
Dear Miriam.
I am having sleepless nights dreaming of Hazel Blears, licking clotted cream off my knob-end, should I be worried?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00794/blears_794866f.jpg
It’s the leathers that do it for me!
Devils Disciples
It’s Mandleson you fancy really.
Muff, nothing to woorry about, its quite normal. But you really ought to tell your mum.
A strong rumour that Hazel Blears is going to walk on Monday to create a perfect storm against Gordon Brown. Speaker Martin making his statement and Hazel Blears doing a ‘Hezza’ and walking away from the Cabinet citing Gordon Brown and his lack of leadership should finish Brown.
A perfect, beautiful storm. http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/oh-beautiful-storm.html
Let battle commence.
The Daily Telegraph said correspondence shows that Labour’s Ben Chapman was given permission to put interest payments on the full value of his original mortgage on expenses despite paying off £295,000 of the loan in 2002.
The bastards have tried everything else for an excuse now they are resorting to “but mummy, they made me do it, I didn’t want to”.
Fucking pathetic. They must all go now!!!!
Apparently this crook told the fees office that by paying off capital he had foregone investment opportunities elsewhere.
I thought this was a joke when I first read it.He must be made to resign.I’m not holding my breath.
He needs a 4a.m. raid with battering ram, riot gear and TV lights.
It’s the right thing to do.
Don’t worry, since 2004 the “rules” were apparently “tightened up”. Can you believe the numpties who ever thought that caliming £1500/month for a non-existent mortgage was in any way going to be OK?
This case, and the Telegraph says there were others, does make me wonder again what kind of idiopts we have in the Commons.
Chapma paid back £300k and reduced his mortgage from 1900 per mont to 400 per month, which sounds like his mortgage before the reduction was of the order of £380,000. Assuming MP’s salary at the time was about £60k, it looks like he ahd a mortgage on an income multiple of over 6x. This was his second home, so did he also have a mortgage on his “Main Home” I wonder? Who gave him a mortgage at this level, based on his unreliable MP’s salary and limited earning power outside Westminster (surely he didn’t have a second joib did he?)
Of course he might have had a joint mortgage with his spouse , based on two incomes, but then he wouldn’t have been claiming the full cost of the whole mortgage would he?
Too many questions about this, not least being why this odious little man thinks he can brazen the whole thing out without even paying the money back (with interest please Mr Chapman). He should have a visit from the Met later today and start having his assets recovered by the taxpayer as soon as possible. Jail is the place for Chapman to think about what he’s done.
You were right, it is a joke, but it’s on us. If Chapman’s not out of the Labour Party by lunchtime and under arrest by tea-time this country will be the poorer for it. Where’s 42 days detention without trial when you really need it?
By the way, doesn’t the fact that we’d never heard of low-life like Chapman, Moran, Uddin etc before the last couple of weeks just go tos how that Parilament is over-run by incosequential busy-bodies with time on their hands? Sack the lot and start again.
Oliver Cromwell’s speech to House of Commons 20 April 1653:
“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.
In the name of God, go!”
Speech to the House of Commons 18 May 2009:
“It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.
In the name of God, go!”
Hear hear!!
“Chamberlain was felt by many present to be out of touch with the temper of the British people. As Labour Party leader Clement Attlee was absent, Arthur Greenwood stood up in his place and announced that he was speaking for Labour. Amery called out to him across the floor, ‘Speak for England, Arthur!’ — which carried the undeniable implication that Chamberlain was not.”
Would that we also had a Leo Amery in 2009
There are wonderful and honest MPs sitting in the house who take their job of service seriously, they dont steal,cheat and lie, they speak their minds and vote on principle.
They are also being dragged down with the majority of thieving vermin, if the honest ones dont distance themselves right now and call for the wholesale reform of the rotten parliament then they are no better in fact than the worst offenders.
I agree that some MPs are untainted, currently the count of acceptable ones has struggled to get into double figures.
You only need one drop of piss is a glass of water to make it undrinkable. If you have a glass full of piss, a few drops of clean water do not suddenly render it fit for human consumption.
It is unfortunate that the decent MPs are being tarred with the same brush as the criminals. A bit unfair really, much like life.
And the only way to perform this cleansing is for the DT (formally LieBourGraph) to finish naming and shaming followed by publishing the list of the honest, the contents of which may suprise many.
Then have an immediate General Election.
Oh, fuck it, we need a Generel Election NOWWWWW
Raising the sour, egregious and talentless Muhammadist ‘Udders’ Uddin to the peerage in 1998, Blair was attempting a calculated symbolic move in the game of diversity engineering and an act of openly provocative contempt against the House of Lords.
Installing the chippy, irascible and belligerent fool Gorbals Mick as Speaker was likewise a masterstroke in Labour’s bitter and unreciprocated campaign of class war antagonism and also an act of openly provocative contempt for the House of Commons.
Nu Labor actively sought out and potentiated the corruption that these two brought to their culture-fuck stew and gave their self-serving vileness prestige and agrandissement.
It will be a delightfully dangerous move for Labour now to unceremoniously ditch Gorbals as he knows where bodies are buried. But they have little choice as they are cornered. Expect fair-minded and complimentary language to be used soothingly as they withdraw their hand from the filthy stinking sock-puppet that they created – behind the scenes some emollient deal will be stitched up to keep his brogue in his gob.
Udders, of course, will go unscathed – for obvious reasons.
A face worth punching she has
Dogger – respect!
Well said, but I wonder whether Gorbals will be allowed to leave with lucre and baubles. This will give the impression that troughing and corruption is still alive and well.
For the House to show genuine contrition he needs to be unceremoniously booted out – with one or two words of faux sympathy of course.
Referring to Uddin as “Muhammadist” skates extremely close to racism, which should never enter in to politics. Yes, she may have been ennobled for reasons of her religion rather than reasons of her talent, but being openly scathing about her religion just gives the left ammunition when they say the right is racist (Something I hear often in my left-wing dominated industry).
Let’s keep this on the level – I’d rather not give the left any more ammunition than they already have to keep power (However unlikely that is).
Well its that craven PC defeatism thats got us into this position. Yhe woman’s a fraud, and she would never be where she is now if she wasn’t Muslim. I can’t stand most religions – particularly Islam.
I think that the likes of Ahmed and Malik are rather keen on bringing Muhammadism into politics.
Fuck’em and fuck fellow teat sucking, Muhammadist, Udders.
In fact, fuck all the troughing Hoonanists-Islamists, Jews, left footers, Zwingliists, Wee Frees, latter day fans of Martin Luther, dishonest secularists and one-eyed mental defectives.
Bollox!
Islam is not a race…so shove your PC shite up your arse.
Annonymouse you say ”
Race should never enter in to politics but then say
“Yes, she may have been ennobled for reasons of her religion rather than reasons of her talent”
In which case she deserves everything she gets so Fuck her and fuck them that enobled the troughing cow and fuck the plod who don’t / won’t stick this fraudster in the dock like they would both you an me in similar situations.
> Referring to Uddin as “Muhammadist” skates extremely close to racism,
How?Following the desert paedophile is a religious choice, not a race.
So no more crap please!
Spot on but you neglect the installation of NL placemen in the Police,armed forces,DPP’s office etc etc.
No need to bother with the Civil Service-the NL fifth column was already there
The result is a crust of unspeakably idiotic charlatans at the head of virtually anything that is potentially important to this country’s well being
I just don’t think CMD has the balls for a Stalinist purge of the whole thing
Madd, you correctly identify the problem, but you rather underestimate the difficulties DC faces in solving the problem. Don’y forget untill now he was having to deal with the unfortunate ‘nasty party’ comment, which the left loving beeboids , would immediately bring up if he even looked like dealing with the rampant cost of the public sector.
Times have changed however, and if the more gullible resist the temptation to waste their time voting for ukip/weirdybeardy/bnp , The tories will be in a position to land a serious nock out blow against nulab.
Forget the righteous indignation shit over Hoggs’ moat, that hasn’t brought the country to its knees, nulab has. Kill them off first and then do any stable cleansing that needs doing.
Every law these people passed which involves extracting money from us should be automatically repealed. Why should we obey laws clearly put in place simply to rip us off and line their pockets?
Bollocks to ZaNuLaboour
Der Anwort kommt mit der frage. Hitler ist immer noch mit uns!! Wir wissen wer Sie sind, est ist alle, du bist tot!!
Banzai
Have you been at the Google translater again?
It looks like the fucking westminster scumbags are trying to put the fix in already, lord Falconer is saying that the enquiry into the fraud will last two years, Oooooh yeah? two fucking years, millions of pounds, MPs investigating MPs in secret of course and at the end of it they will all be found innocent!
These fucking thieving scum still dont get it do they? the old tricks wont work anymore, fake inquiries headed by insider placemen aint gonna do the trick anymore, westminster is rotten and stinks like a rotting corpse, the crooked scumbags cannot hide anymore and they cannot use their usual tricks anymore yet they still dont realise whats happening do they?
Listen up you rotten thieving bastard MP scum, the voter is coming for YOU!
Listen up any honest MPs, if you dont distance yourselves from the criminals NOW it means you are working for criminals and you too will be judged!
Is that the same “Lord” fucking Falconer who was mates with Blair? If so, then its a swindle.
Falconer is Scottish labour!
Need I say more??
You are 110% right. They just do not fcuking get it. They think today is the first day of the rest of my life and it is fcuking “Business as Usual”. Their contempt for the electorate is mind-boggling.
These “Honorable” men have dishonored Parliament by their contempt of all virtue, and defiled by their practice of every vice; they are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; they are a pack of mercenary wretches.
They are sordid prostitutes that have defiled Parliament, and turned the House of Commons and Lords into a den of thieves, by their immoral principles and wicked practices.
IN THE NAME OF GOD, GO!.
I hope to God that they do get a grip of reality. If not, we have dozens, maybe hundreds of Wat Tylers. It is the nature of revolution that, however, peaceful the intention and start, they rapidly escalate and many scores are settled in violence.
If there are any statesmen in Parliament, they should be thinking about the country. The next general election will see a HoC with many new faces as people will not allow the thieves to return. Government will be weak through inexperience and leaders will have to form teams quickly and drive reform quickly.
Wake up you deluded dolts. This is a national emergency and we face unprecedented challenges.
Some arrests made, some fingerprints and DNA swabs taken and some Community Service Orders issued would probably be the best thing all ’round.
That would be too good for them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_bunker_buster
one of these might help too.
So which whitewash artist will be put in charge of finding everything is tickety boo then? 2yrs,2million quid,knighthoods all round.
Meanwhile in the court of public opinion….guilty as charged,pick a lamp post wire on me.
I PREDICT A RIOT!!!
Too much phone sex will give you hearing AIDS.
Not into aural sex, myself.
Who would become the prison bitch? My guess is Alan Duncan.
Naw, they’d want a virgin. Ed Balls perhaps – he’d squeal like a pig.
All we need now is John Prescott dressed in Steve McQueen’s jacket and Evel Knievel’s trousers leaping across the Thames on a Gold Wing, and the image will be complete. Over to you, R&M.
“away, you swagpots! Lick the floor, you dogs! Squeek out your dying wish, you pigs!”
God save the Queen!
I’ve been suggesting this solution for some time.
We should probably do the same with Downing Street and Whitehall.
The Ranting Penguin has pointed out that the Chairman as was of Labour Party, Ian McCartney, saw the danger of High Court ruling that MP’s expenses should be published. He immediately repaid his troughings of £16,000 hoping to put some clear blue sky between him and his theft.
Well done you slimy thieving piece of shit.
But only one other MP saw the threat of exposure. One ACL Blair.
He went one better than the fat dwarf. Blair arranged, possibly through McCartney, to have his receipts destroyed. It was called an aqccident. In light of subsequent developments there is rerasonable cause to suspect the commission of a crime – the wilful destruction of evidence. Who destroyed the receipts. Date. Manner. Affidavit under oather from this person and their boss.
Looks like Blair is the biggest trougher of the lot.
And he runs a religious foundation?
He must have learned a few tricks from the Papists – no to Popery, no to Papists!
see also the Gordon Riots
The Gordon Riots refers to a number of events in a predominantly Protestant religious uprising in London, England, in 1780, aimed against the Papists Act 1778, “relieving his Majesty’s subjects, of the Catholic Religion, from certain penalties and disabilities imposed upon them during the reign of William III.” The uprising then became an excuse for widespread rioting and looting by others.
I paraphrase:
The more he talked of his faith, the faster we counted the spoons
What a dissembling hoon of the highest order.
From the Telegraph:
He wrote: “In the light of reforms debated and implemented by a resolution of the House on July 3, 2008 I have been looking at my claims to ensure that I am satisfied in their accuracy. In respect of this claim it is accurate and allowable and was deemed as such by your department at the time.
“I feel very strongly that the money should be returned to ensure consistency and to assist the House in its ability to retain public confidence.
“After due consideration I believe the proper option is to meet the full costs of decoration, furnishings and soft furnishings by way of an immediate repayment to the ACA account.”
Mr McCartney confirmed last night that he repaid the full amount of £14,914.10 on August 4, 2008 by way of a cheque.
His decision came two months after the Speaker and the House of Commons authorities lost a High Court case to stop the release of details of MP’s expenses on their second homes.
He said: “Following the change in the rules I personally decided to ask for an audit of my old accounts, based on the new system. That was my decision, of my own volition.
“All the amounts that I have claimed were within the rules and appropriate and had been approved. Despite the terrible flaws in the system I have done everything humanly possible to do the right thing by people.”
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GRRRRRRRRRRR!
At least he has shown a higher IQ than the rest of Parliament in seeing what was coming and doing something about it. Because that is what gets my goat as much as the willful theft of my hard earned: The fact that the people running the country (In all parties) are simple too stupid to realise that the electorate would be hacked off with what they were doing. That or they thought they could pull the wool and bluff it, showing utter contempt for those they claim to serve.
Electronic copies WILL still exist somewhere!
To see and hear them is like the sight of cockroaches after the torch has been shone on them; scurrying and falling over themselves to escape after being caught in the act of defiling.
“It wusnae me that shat in yer sugar”.
“It was that big roach over there that made me piss on your bread. Oh, yes.”
Dirty hoons, every last one of them.
I get angrier as each day goes by and each pathetic excuse tumbles out, unhindered by guilt, shame or irony.
“The deepest circle of hell is reserved for MP’s and Ministers of the Crown”.
especially former prime ministers
In the Name of God – Go
Specially for you Gordon:
“Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad”
Times up, ducky, and take all your arseholes with you.
Even ‘The Sun’ has had enough of the gormless one eyed cretin
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/sun_says/article244723.ece
Do we really have to put up with another year being lectured at by a pack of hypocritical morally bankrupt pygmies and shysters that account for the corrupt pack of thieving troughing scum in the cabinet as well as the bogey munching monocular sociopathic mental case of a PM?
THE BLOODY ROTTEN PARLIAMENT
This band of thieves all must go. All of them Labour, Tories, Libdems, the lot, all of them they are all tainted and rotten. There are no good apples left in the barrel. Even if there are MPs who have not stolen the taxpayers cash, they knew about it. Begone with all of them.
It is time for a National Government of good men and true from outside of this BLOODY ROTTEN PARLIAMENT. The Queen, God Bless Her, must dissolve THIS BLOODY ROTTEN PARLIAMENT, appoint men and women she knows are Honourable to govern on a caretaker basis until a general election can be held. There are such people still in Great Britain but they are not in THIS BLOODY ROTTEN PARLIAMENT
Time must then be given to stabilise the country before an election and good honest candidates chosen from all walks of life. Never again must we let democracy fall into the hands of such a greedy band of rotten thieves.
There are some blameless MPs and we need them to guide the HoC after the next election. Stirring up violent emotion is not going to help our country. It is time to be calm, measured but determined. We must have the rotten ones out of Parliament and it must be soon.
If Brown keeps dithering, he increases the risk of calamity.
For God’s sake, Brown, make some decisions and act. It is now time for you to summon up some moral courage and rid us of the filth.
This is your ‘defining moment’.
Cameron, the same is true for you and for Clegg. Draw together with Brown and lead us!
Too late for McMoron, he’s finished. It’s just that the rotten pea-sized organ that rattles around inside his thick Neanderthal cranium doesn’t know it.
You have got to be joking they are ALL tainted.
Get rid of all of them, there are no good ones.
Those that didn’t steal, knew about it.
This is a time for courage not cowardice.
Brown, Cameron, Clegg were all at it.
Time to do yor duty Maam.
This isn’t a flower show.
Home loan ‘error’ by Labour’s golden couple Mr & Mrs Balls.
In today’s Daily Mail.
And in other news Josef Fritzl erroneously kept his child in a cellar for twenty-two years, accidentally fathering several children with her, but only because of to the slippery linoleum down there.
And it was all within the rules that he had scribbled on a fag packet with a blunt pencil.
Anybody who thinks it fair to expect us to pay for their groceries is a moral muppet and is not fit for office. Including Ming the Scrupleless.
SO WHAT !
The only way out of this morass is firstly for the Speaker to go and secondly to call a General Election .Forget all the bollocks from MPs about “we created the mess so it’s right we sort it out !”This Parliament is seriously compromised.It has no moral authority left to make any decisions or to reform itself.It must be dissolved and all sitting MPs must face re-selection.
This Parliament has forfeited any right to continue to act on behalf of the British people
Spot on – only problem being the inability of Brown to see it.
May I comment, that you have succinctly put, in only a few words, the true extent of ordinary thinking. This is probably substantiated because many folk felt this of our government long ago, what with silly, money sapping rules and regulations and the farce of public planning enquiries, war, etc.
Guido: How about a poll of “Who is the biggest wanker in politics?”
Some noms
Balls/Cooper
McTwat
Hoon
Woodward
Mandy
Prescott
Liam “Huhne” Byrne
Blair (and his wife) should be first to step upto the gulloine.
To all the thieving greedy fcuking MP pigs:
“B&Q summer offer on BBQ’s, two-for-the-price-of-three”…Have one in every room including the toilet, we’ll even give you a receipt for the receipt, no questions asked.
I’d pay for some of these MPs to have indoor BBQ’s so long as they were’nt electric.
How about standing for Speaker? There’s a drink in it …
Balls is drinking pal of the Telegraph editor, now you know. Balls is going to start a Hitler youth program, he’s already putting in claims for leather shorts.
Never mind the Expenses Row, Gorbals Mick should be sacked over his collusion with Blair and Brown to keep this rotten Government in power.
Well, that would work! Though other prisoners might be suing for defamation of character!
Meanwhile here is the Monday Moring update from That’s News
The Monday Morning update. With ITN video news on the Speaker
I see Gordon and Mandy are becoming car salesmen today. Who in their right mind would buy a car from that pair of crooks?
Does anybody know which dealership the pair of crooks are going to today?
There is still time to short stock.
Oops! That was the morning update. Weather update? pouring down with rain…
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go. Go. Go!
I don’t care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Mr Speaker will you please go now!
More at Dan Hannan’s blog.
Gorballs Mick must be sacked.
If Mick can’t run the expense system in the past, he’s hardly the person who overhaul the system in the future.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5340293/MPs-expenses-Officials-colluded-over-mortgage-claims.html
“Parliamentary authorities, overseen by Michael Martin, the Speaker, gave secret permission for some MPs to over-claim for thousands of pounds in home loan interest in deals that led to the systematic abuse of the taxpayer-funded expenses system. “
Also Fees Office and more to come?
I didn’t get where I am today by being Geoff Hoon, I can tell you. Trough on!
“Monday is the best day of the week, it is the furthest day from the next one”
You wouldn’t get much for some of the scrapheap MPs now on the market – prison is the best place for them.
I nominate Ben Chapman (the DT`s Porker of the Day) a long time civil servant before entering HoC for the first lamppost hanging “basket”(sic)
fenman
The Warden needs to be changed as does his boss…
O/T – 59,597 votes thus far. More needed…
McBride-like creature seen in Catholic precincts:
“It is inconceivable that Archbishop Nichols would desire this kind of representation in his senior role as Archbishop of Westminster, whose communications have characteristically been conducted with reserve and sophistication. But then it should also be inconceivable that a prime minister would have had a principal adviser like Damian McBride. Why do men of power employ such base creatures as their communicators?”
More on Peter Jennings at Daily Telegraph
Interesting little intervention by the mad mullah of the traffic taliban in North Wales yesterday where he stated he would consider investigating any dodgy claims by North Wales M.P.’s. I wonder how many other Chief Plods are thinking the same way – they should!!
oh great this man could not even break into his own office with out leaving the window open the night before he is a bloody idiot and a publicity junkie !
Check out a.c.p.o. to see how white this tit is!
He couldn’t detect a gas leak with a blowtorch
Wow it is true that if someone mentions THAT party it gets moderated out of existence. All I said was that I was fed up of the 3 main parties and would vote for them instead as a protest vote.
Sorry Guido, but your moderation policy fails, I have lost a lot of respect for you!
Can anyone tell me why he does this?
Because its his train set.
I liked the Notting Hill Off Licence sign yesterday.
“Not more than two MP’s in the shop at any one time please.”
clap
LOL
On now on sky news – a perfect illustration of why Labour will be obliterated at the polls.
HANG THE BASTARDS !
Jockistan Jim Sheridan MP just been on the Toadey programme telling the
nation how beastly everyone is being to poor misunderstood Gorbals.
It was so moving must go and get some Kleenex!
and some for me please.
Once I could understand him, I wanted to Vomit.
When a pilot flies into a mountain – it is the pilot`s fault. When a ship`s captain runs into an iceberg – it is the captain`s fault. When a parliament dissolves into chaos through lack of accountable procedures and dubious financial practices it is the PM`s fault. For Brown, in an attempt to shelter behind that nasty- minded biased Speaker and divert opprobrium from himself to the man from the Gorbals is outrageous. I really think he is wonky poo. It is not clever but typical of a very mean minded man who is seriously disturbed mentally. How did he achieve marital status ?
The ridiculous situation was not helped this morning when that smirking s *** Mandelson appeared on ITV and pontificated about the rights and wrongs of the chaos in Parliament. People have short memories – he was involved in some type of financial chicanery and had to resign. Do they think that all is forgotten and forgiven?
It is time that we had totally independent members of Parliament – let`s get rid of this ridiculous whipping system and questionable parties.
Hear hear.
“I will stay until the next election to oversee the much needed reforms to the expenses system for this house.”
What price ‘respect’?
Around £130k, it would seem.
That is the hostage to fortune of our country vs. what I thought was a largely ceremonial but now realise is yet another hugely over-powerful unelected (by us) position: The Speaker of the House.
This is the amount this petty little man will ‘lose’ if he stands down now, rather than clinging onto the wreckage that is the credibility of our nation’s Parliament.
It is ironic that it all still boils down to money in a grubby individual, public ‘servant’s’ pocket.
And as the attempts to make it just about him, and his office, continue, and fail to distract the public disgust at the whole rotten system, egged on by too many in the privileged media classes jockeying for position and favour in the new Westminster order, I am also struck by the disconnect of the way this little lot behave vs. the way they have required the rest of us to, often with ever more draconian laws and penalties.
What private organisation would be allowed to function for so long with rampant bullying? Even Mr. Martin’s few supporters, eerily reminiscent of Mr. Brown’s, seem to concede that while he can be affable, he has a vile temper and is not to be crossed.
Our country seems to be suffering from a culture of thugees who got to the top by truly awful behaviour and practices, and in their falls are more interested in dragging us all down with them for minor personal gains.
As I hear of the Tamil Tiger leader fighting to his last youthful acolyte before topping himself in yet another deluded Downfall remake, I wonder how often we are to be cursed by history repeating itself?
fuck off you fucking sassenach wanker
Agree totally- and, as a Scot, I can confirm that the very worst types are Scots, Socialist, and from Glasgow!
Is the Westminster Arms open yet?
Whatever the lefties say on here and elsewhere about Tory toffs and moats, it’s the party in government that is gonna catch most of the flak for this debacle………..hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha…….hahahh.hah.ha….
Some thieving git has just been on telly saying he is distressed and doesn’t know what he has done wrong????
I suppose I be distressed to if I had to give my telly back.
Cheating lying B’stard MP.
will mandelson be mummy or daddy?
either way he will still be sucking cock
When I actually hear Cameron calling for that incompetent idiot Martin to go then I’ll credit him with actually wanting to change the system and not just going through the P.R. damage control motions while hoping the public forgets about all this.
(They won’t. Not in a month. Not in a year. Not in 5 years )
Martin would be finished if the two opposition Parties came out against him.
So what’s stopping you Dave ?
Do you really think he deserves to remain the speaker ?
Because so far you have been mouselike in your criticism of Martin.
Problem is the Liebour scum have a majority in the Commons and would just vote in another corrupt jock.
Cameron wants to select his own speaker and that is easier when he wins the next election.
They couldn’t. The glare of the spotlight on a new speaker would force a whiter than white candidate all sides would have to agree to. And it would most likely be a Conservative.
Besides, you really think Cameron wants this idiot to be in charge of reforms that will take effect in HIS probable Premiership ??? Just so this whole Circus can begin again in a few years time ?
He has to take the moral high ground and call for his resignation or be seen as complicit in keeping Martin (who faught reforms every step of the way) in place. Not a good place to be as Conservative Home points out.
The public all want heads to roll and can’t understand why no MPs have been arrested yet?
When we see this type of action and that twat of a speaker one of them, I’ll be happy.
What we will see today is MPs trying to cover up their crimes and to blame someone, anyone but themselves for cheating the system.
Then this will go to the inevitable white wash committees we see when MPs get caught out lying.
Designed for the sole purpose of boring the public into forgetting about it.
This time we are not going to forget about it but look forward to getting the chance to sack our own MPs very soon.
Just call the election now so we can throw you all out and hopefully into jail where you all belong.
Cameron is a career politician, therefore he believes in protecting Politician’s careers. Including the Brussels gravy train.
Those thinking Cameron will bring about change are to be sadly mistaken.
At the fag end of this government he is just giving nothing away. He want’s to ensure labour are dead buried and can never return ever. Keeping the powder dry is a sensible thing to do at this point.
Why light a fuse on your explosives when your enemy are about to blow up their own arsenal?
Serjeant at Arms Jill Pay, she’s got the right name, take a swing with the mace as though you’re playing baseball and see how many of the twats you can hurtle into the press gallery, you get bonus points for the Speaker.
keep it up. well done gordon, mick, all the others. pay off in place as agreed. plan execution almost complete.
this is new world order new world order.com?
Good link below…
If your MP like mine (Ian Taylor – Tory – Elmbridge) is refusing to publish their expenses before the European Elections then just let then know you’ll be voting for another political party.
http://www.writetothem.com/
The DT will do it for him.
Louder please!
Some of the nastier comments here are undermining the main arguments and turning people off.
Martin should never have been appointed let alone be allowed to continue.
Cameron should ignore convention and call for him to go.
Liam Byrne, independently wealthy, was the highest expense claimant, he should go as well.
Also why has no-one mentioned external secondary salaries?
Have you run a poll to assertian the numbers of people ‘put off’?
Second salaries are a distraction – a Brown Herring so to speak.
MP’s have loads of time on their hands as mots law comes form EU anyway. Remainder is largely just voting as directed by whips, then smooching around constituency pretending to be interested in “Local Issues”, of which ther are alsways loads. In their spare time, many MPs actually manage to become Government ministers! Some write books, appear on HIGNFY, manage buy-to-let properties, eat at fine-dining restaurants, visit electrical goods shops, take part in overseas exchnages and fact-finding missions (we would call these things holidays, but MPs know better if they are to be all-expenses paid).
Would you rather have MPs who sit on the baord of small engineering business for example, or one’s who just mill around Westminster having lunch with Nick Robinson, and getting into trouble?
Sorry – I’ll try again:
Second salaries are a distraction – a Brown Herring so to speak.
MP’s have loads of time on their hands as most UK law comes from the EU anyway. Remainder of their job is largely just voting as directed by whips, then mooching around the constituency pretending to be interested in “Local Issues”, of which there are always loads. In their spare time, many MPs actually manage to become Government ministers! Some write books, appear on HIGNFY, manage buy-to-let properties, eat at fine-dining restaurants, visit electrical goods shops and furniture shops, take part in overseas exchanges and fact-finding missions (we would call these things holidays, but MPs know better if they are to be all-expenses paid).
Would you rather have MPs who sit on the board of a small engineering business for example, or ones who just mill around Westminster having lunch with Nick Robinson, and getting into trouble?
That’s better.
Probably because Tory second salaries are earnt in private and not stolen from the tax payer like Labour do.
Yah and how are they doing their jobs with another half dozen on the side?.
Ever watched parliament – its usually almost empty.
Cameron opposed the ‘attendence allowance’ Broon proposed.
For obvious and disgraceful reasons.
How many tories attend?
There should be a legal requirement that MPs do their job – not just hire staff at public expense whilst they wine and dine and moonlight.
You’ll not get rid of the speaker that easily. He’s going to hang on by his finger
nails playing the ‘ I’m just a poor old sheet metal worker’ card, followed by the
‘I’m just a poor undereducated Glaswegian card’, and the ‘I’m just a put-upon
Scot by the English’ card! Anyway he’s got to hang on in order to collect the
huge tranche of cash he will be due etc, etc, etc. He wants to make sure he is
‘raised’ to the lords, and gets his son shoe-horned into a constituency before he
leaves – at his own time. What club does Jim Sheridan belong to? The same one
as fffffffffoulkes I presume. The ‘Lets snuffle up as much as we can while the
going’s good club?
Can’t see why folk knock the Tory Grandees, at least they have minds of their own, careers/money of their own and are not besotted with Plasma TVs, designer apartments, bespoke furniture and mock trinkets.
Its because no-one bought into their self-appointed grandee status and now we’ve got the definitive proof that far from being men deserving respect and high office they are actually money-grubbing cheapskates.
Balls and Cooper exposed in the Daily Mail today. Double claiming and flipping the designation of their second home to three different properties within 2 years. (not to mention claiming £600 for food every month):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1183948/Home-loan-error-Labours-golden-couple-Mr–Mrs-Balls.html
triple flippers.
Now where have I seen that mentioned before?
Cameron pussy footing around saving that lying cheating speaker shows exactly the sort of ineffective government we would have had if this crisis hadn’t have happened. Thank god it has happened so we can all vote in some fresh MPs into the corrupt houses of parliament.
Looking forward to the police sorting it out on behalf of the public as our MPs have done nothing but give us all the usual hot air rather that sacking the guilty party’s!
Thank MPs and Peers for nothing but stealing from us.
The frightening thing is that the New Labour voters are now moving into camp Cameron…Their Heir to Blair is on his way to power.
Well the leader I wanted has blotted his copy book claiming for grandiose porticos.
Not paid it back either.
Why not?
I thought him a bit better than that. I would have voted Tory with him as leader.
Wouldn’t vote for them now with Angel Gabriel as leader.
God! is there one decent MP in the house?
Other than the whistleblower is there one decent civil servant at Westminster???
They should all go down for aiding and abetting public fraud.
Agree. David Davis has proved a big disapointment but how come Wisteria Cameron has got away with it?
Quote
‘Agree. David Davis has proved a big disapointment but how come Wisteria Cameron has got away with it?’
Because Shameron is Murdoch’s next puppet.
Chosen by those who really run this country.
Odds on his first act as PM will be a visit to Israel and obeyance at the ‘holocaust memorial’.
Notice they don’t lay wreaths on war memorials anymore except it seems the Russians.
Police sorting it out??
Forget it!
The big danger now is that whole expenses row gets funneled into “The Speaker Must Go”, at which point most of the public loses interest and turns to the sports pages instead.
We need to be attacking the individual MP’s, in our constituencies, which is why I think: Guido is wrong to suggest voting for minority parties.
Join a political party, and put pressure on the man/woman you can actually see and talk to, not some Scots git in a silly robe at the end of the chamber.
Westminster Hall smells of piss for the obvious reason that people have been urinating in it en masse, from illegal immigrant cleaners to ermine-clad Lords. Of course you never see them because they do it by night when ghostly silhouettes come out of the shadows and project silvery parabolae at each other or try to write their names on the walls.
Incompetent incontinents
The number of signatures is 59,606 this morning at 9.10am. Can we see 60,000 soon?
ARE MY COMMENTS BEING MODERATED NOW? they used to appear instantly. DID I UPSET SOMEONE?
Yeah. Your name’s a bit too boring for this blog, and yer a bit shrill and shouty big capitals on the sherry whining bitchy
Esther Rantzen on R5.
Silly self publicising cow.
If anyone is going to stand against a really dodgy MP, it should be someone of real status like Jeremy Kyle.
Luton has enough problems without her.
“real status like Jeremy Kyle”.
Are you off yer fucking trolley?
He’s a bigger hoon than Hoon
Awwww, I like Jeremy
The establishment must be desperate to try and push a hag like this.
She is probably very experienced at claiming expenses.
I guess this counts as previous experience these days – looks good on a wannabe CV.
Rancid
driver
wall.
Nothing happening
I’ll sort your expenses out and even get you a tax rebate!
Anarchy in the UK frigging fantastic!
Is it a sketch of Gordon’s derriere? Looks like he has quite a tattoo!
Balls and Cooper join the ranks of Hoon, Darling, Blears and all the other major league thieving sleazebags……
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1183948/Home-loan-error-Labours-golden-couple-Mr–Mrs-Balls.html
Mps wishing to get back into parliament through the back door please queue to see Lady Mandyson who will bend over backwards to accommodate you!
Surely, bend over forwards?
Those journalists who are members of the ‘politcal lobby’ should also be ‘outed’. If elements of Parliament are corrupt and require reforming then surely this is as bad and as corrupt as all of the expenses malarkey. We need to reform the lobby process at the same time.
Expenses officials colluded over MPs’ mortgage claims http://www.telegraph.co.uk/
Oh dear!
The BBC Party have decided to put the publicity hungry Esther Rantzen up to stand as their candidate. If that foul woman was given a platform at Westminster to spout her sanctimonious views parliament would sinker even deeper into the mire. I’d prefer the current crooks and thieves to stay in post in case any more self-regarding chancers decide to take advantage of the current mess.
BBC for PM now!
Didn’t she take some dodgy pictures once upon a time, my children?
I suppose that the flipping and double-claiming and free food are continuing even today, this week, as we speak, blog, buy our own food and bathplugs from our taxed income. It would be amazing if every MP were not now looting, er, claiming for everything they can think of, before the money tap is turned off forever. You MPs, how I despise you all – for your greed and arrogance and gross self-seeking, or for turning a blind eye to what your colleague were doing. I will never respect or trust any of you, ever again. I want to see some heads on spikes or, failing that, some prosecutions and convictions.
Meanwhile, in Tel Aviv, Tony Blair has just been given a £1m prize for “leadership”. You could not make it up. His expenses receipts must be recorded somewhere – where are the supplier copies?
Don’t worry, remember Tony is a de facto war criminal. Next year when we get a new independent bunch in the house I am sure they will go after him and not turn a blind eye like the MPs who are there at the moment have done. And the Judge who claimed it was legal should be locked up as well for his part in the cover up.
Don’t forget Bliar pushed for the bombing of the christian Serbs on behalf of his narco/criminal/islamic terror lord mates of the KLA.
Same scenario, blatant lies to the people.
So much for fighting international terror. Over the dead bodies of Serb, not to mention Iraqi and Afghan children.
He destroyed Serbia in that illegal attack which he personally instigated.
Iraq and Afghanistan have just followed on.
All for the transit of the international drugs trade and the thievery of Caspian and other oil.
The yank war criminal Clinton just followed on.
Bliar is in the league of Hitler and Stalin besides being on the Israeli payroll for services rendered – not least rendition.
Israel hasn’t finished paying Tony Blair for starting a war at their behest. So far they’ve been laundering his fees through “speaking tours” and donations for his “foundation”. Million pound “prizes” are a new and innovative method of payment.
When Dave got the taxpayer to pay for removing Wisteria from his chimney, was that so he could fit a windmill?
It is right to tar them with the same brush!
They did it to us pistol shooters,
Good point.
They do it to people who don’t have a TV licence as well.
The real solution to the expenses furore is simple.
Money launder it, that’s what I do.
I claim the maximum, £23,083, which I wash through a mortgage.
Spend most of the proceeds on white powder and Croation prostitutes, they’re the best.
That way you don’t need receipts, David Cameron does the same.
Good thinking! But, why bother with a mortgage? Why not just claim that you have a mortgage, but save yourself the bother of actually getting one (as per Morley, Chapman etc al)? Obviously, as a top up, you can also then claim for Mortgage PPP insurance, even if you don’t have it.
You’re really, really thick.
Joseph Orrible Public. You have been found by this court to be of blameless character and spotless record – having regard for and empathy with your fellow man.
You have accepted without complaint the responsibilty of slaving over one of the country’s few remaining working lathes these past two decades and it is the hope of this court that you will accept my exemplary award in the same dilligent manner.
You will go to Parliament for 5 years. May the revenue have regard for your wage packet.
Will Gordon and David do the honorable thing and resign now and take their corrupt MPs with them please.
If they don’t do it we will fire them all anyway at the next election.
Once they are all gone we can then get the police in. This is what the pair of them should have already done instead of doing nothing.
Get out now your all a waste of space.
By what process did a backbench MP with a sole (apparent) income of around £60000 manage to trouser a mortgage of £300k?
For years it has been perfectly obvious that MPs on fairly modest salaries have been living in properties that could not conceivably have been afforded via standard. conventional mortgages.
Lord Madybumfondler was merely the apex of this particular scandal, which I confidently expect will never to be investigated. Nevertheless, it would be an interesting and profitable exercise to discover who has been colluding with MPs to dole out preferential mortgages on vast multiples. Interesting questions would concern what proof of income was required and how the MPs managed to convince their lenders of their ability to pay?
I have no doubt at all that many have abused their position to gain a financial advantage. Equally, I have no doubt that Inspector Knacker will not be interested in pursuing this particular area of corruption.
How about a new sit com, “Fawlty House” starring Gordo as Basil Fawlty, the embattled prime minster for whom nothing goes right, also starring Mick the Gorbles his unable assistant, on second thoughts John Cleese might object as it is too near Fawlty Towers.
I see Gorgon as more of a Monsieur Hulot type.
Get your seat back!
Postal votes for sale for the next election.
Garantee your way back onto the gravy train.
Claim it back as an expense!
You know theres nothing like cheating the public!
Dr Kanvi Sings dedicated team are so efficiant at picking up votes that they collect them before there filled in!
They also take the burden off the general public by filling them in for them and sending them back completed free of charge!
Our network of members working in many public areas are capable of spotting voting forms for collection!
We can then professionaly sort those that have already been used (filled in) and send them for recycling!
What did Gordon say at 1.30?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBXj5l6ShpA&feature=channel_page
Upsediment? Upsetting?
Insediment?
Inseminated….
Yeah but no but, I mean well ANYHOW I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU I’M NOT GOING NO HOW WHEVVER OR NOT AND ANY HOW THAT NADINE SHE DID IT BEHIND THE BIKE SHED WITH CYRIL AN THAT SO
Put up or shut up, Nadine.
All the MP’s who think that they are innocent of the charges that are being bandied around should resign and force a by-election en masse.
In fact, if Nick and Dave had the kahunas, they would get all their MP’s to walk.
[...] Guido Fawkes: Rich and Mark’s Monday morning view [...]
I see you have a link to a LabourHome has a piece on asking the Labour NEC to discipline errant Labour MPs for their troughing. I quickly scanned the signatories on thier round robin letter and almost fell off my chair when I saw “Helal Uddin Abbas, Former Leader of Tower Hamlets Council” as one of them. Is this any relation of the esteemed Baroness Uddion of Tower Hamlets and Maidstone? or is it, perhaps, one of Guido’s little jokes.
Apparently the EU hq in Brussels is on fire.
Do you think that it might accidently have started in a pile of old reciepts?
The Reichstag!!
How appropriate.
Labour OUT!
Tories OUT!
Libdums OUT!
Time for a complete sea change from all of these wankstains on the bedsheets of democracy.
We need time for this current crop of conartists to die a slow and painful death under the spotlight of public scrutiny and disdain for what theyve done to us with their shit.
So when the BIG election comes, remember, Vote NOT for the 3 above but DO vote and make it count..
Anything else is a waste of your voice and what we want is to fucking deafen these Huhnez.
Latest News Report ‘Martin has converted to Islam’ now leave him alone you prejudiced bastards
Moran not going to be de-selected!
Why?
What do we have to do, to get the message through to these people?
I just don’t understand the arrogance of these people.
O/t but Cameron now calling for dissolutuion of Parliament and a general election.