You can now watch the Shadow Cabinet expenses updated online, in realtime. The planned Tory election broadcast has been abandoned. Dave has instead gone for a 4 minute “sorry” and sets out the tough future rules his cabinet will follow. Better late than never.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
that sanctimonious c*nt nadine dorris about to get fucked
no surprise shes an ex nurse and christian fundy to boot
If she’s out of order then I’ll be the first to give her a severe booting. In the meantime pray tell me WTF being an ex-nurse and a Christian fundy has to do with anything.
TWAT
nurses tend to be sanctimonious c*nts whilst christian fundys tend to be just sanctimonious
and the fact that you are prepared to give her a “kicking” is supposed to display what exactly. that you take a moral stand or are just a bit thick
Nurses tend to be sanctimonious c*unts. Hmmm. And how would you know that?
And yes, I’ll back Nadine to the hilt if she’s right. If she’s wrong I’ll be the first to condemn her. Now fuck off and do one you thick twat.
There are only three certainties in life.
* Death
* Taxes
* A Nurse (love em) !
catosays
well done girlfriend
do you remeber those long days we spent togather in the hospital, eating, going on break, eating some more, leaving patients in their own shit, feeding ourselves
i think its very proper i claim. so i should and rightly so.
What a shame that you haven’t the bottle to put your real name to your post.
nurses are mostly masochists
only happy with the whip…
But the salt of the earth also dear luvs…
Thoroughly enjoyed reading Nadine Dorries’ self-righteous blog post this morning.
It’s good to hear her side of the story, and we should be particularly pleased that she has clarified things regarding the bill she put in for spending New Year’s Eve (when parliment was not sitting) at the exclusive and expensive (but presumably neither luxurious nor extravagant) Carlton Club.
So, as related by Ms Dorries in her rebuttal of the Telegraph’s allegations:
1. She did not stay at the Carton Club that night (she was actually hosting a party and overseeing a “12 bird roast”)
2. She speculates that one of her “friends” may have impersonated her and booked a room in her name, charging everything to Mr Dorries’ account
3. Somehow, Mr Dorries receipt found its way to Mrs Dorries’ PA who then tried to pass the cost of the freeloading on to the tax-payer
4. What she did was so out of order that she was actually rumbled by the expenses office (so it is all OK)
And there was me thinking something might have been amiss!
Her friends sound like nice people, don’t they?
Well, at least we all now know how we can stay at the Carlton Club for free!
i hear she thinks that a sperm is a sentient being and thinks that having a wank is mass murder of millions of small halflings
and she saw a termination once. the foetus looked upset apparently and whispered save me nadine, this is the word of our Lord, claim as much money as you can, confess your sins on sunday and i will shine my countenance upon thee
Fuck me it’s Dolly in another reincarnation!
read the chart please
I
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BING
Hunt
She only started thinking sperm were sentient beings when she compared them with what she saw on the government benches opposite.
Hunt Hunt Hunt
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ah, i see
what a phucking Hunt.
Omigosh – I think I may have practised cannibalism!!
as long as you chew 32 times first its ok.
Catosays – do you work for Nadine Dorries?
She couldn’t afford me sweety!
“She couldn’t afford me sweety!”
why whats your hourly rate
TELL THAT TO YOUR CHILDREN YOU C UNT !
You are ben goldacre and I claim my £5
I bet she won’t be whinging about her Christianity being the reason she is being “picked on”. Unlike certain other “religious” people today.
And how is being an ex-nurse relevant?
yeah what about reverse discrminationisational like those ethnis do
Part of the problem is that they picked women (low intelligence – not talent – no morals – “useless eaters”) and homosexuals (low intelligence – not talent – no morals – “useless eaters”) to be MPs to be PC.
Oddly, useless women and homosexuals who have no ability or creativity in any sphere of life are genius at lying and thieving.
For example, potato-head Nu Labour retard, David Borrow, MP for South Ribble has spent his entire political life travelling round the world with his boyfriend going to gay parties and ‘doing’ lads in need of food, under the pretence of ‘aids awareness’. He always claims to the max for his Nazi gay nest.
Ok, you’re a misogynistic homophobic hoon aren’t you.
So if you’re female you’re thick? My 10 year old daughter is probably more intelligent than you. Mind she does have an IQ of 154.
And you’re thick if you’re gay? Try telling that to Stephen Fry. He may be a bit of a hoon and a luvvie, but he’s certainly highly intelligent and talented.
I wonder if Turing would agree with your garbage.
“My 10 year old daughter is probably more intelligent than you. Mind she does have an IQ of 154″
quite obviously needs a dna test
Is this the Stephen Fry who was convicted of credit card fraud and who recently claimed that interest in MP’s expenses was “bourgeois”?
Fry’s an intellectual. Only stupid people think he’s intelligent.
No, I’m pretty sure who her mother is.
“Is this the Stephen Fry who was convicted of credit card fraud and who recently claimed that interest in MP’s expenses was “bourgeois”?”
I did say he was a bit of a hoon. He’s still intelligent.
dear Alien8n
if the sum total of your arguement is stephen fry, i would suggest that you are a case in point for mass sterilisation in order to stop the nation from further producing yet more miscreants
the fact that you have infected the next generation of this species with your genetic code is deeply troubling
Well I know 4 poofs and a piano (from Jonathan Ross’ show) are also members of Mensa.
Very bouregois to question the expenses of all my gay friends…you’rs getting too close to the centre of the scandal…
Is S Fry an MP? He wasn’t the last time I looked. So why is he even mentioned?
Crumbs there’s more than the usual share of tossers on here tonight! Or is it one tosser, diff names? Either way, the degree of vicious bigoted crap spewing out is worse than usual.
What is a “useless eater”?
BTW – I’m male, hetrosexual, and a tad thick (my IQ is only 145-ish.)
“Well I know 4 poofs and a piano (from Jonathan Ross’ show) are also members of Mensa.”
The piano told me he carried the rest of the group through the IQ test.
145-ish? So you don’t actually know, so you can’t comment.
Strangely enough I’m white and heterosexual as well. However I’m not a bigotted hoon who immediately assumes all women and gays are thick.
I was also a serving Mensa officer. But I had the good sense to know that it’s really a waste of time, only good bit about Mensa was the magazine.
I think he may be saying “women or homosexuals who happen to be useless but have been picked in order to be politically correct”
rather than
“all women and homosexuals are shit”
It depends on context whether follow up comments were correct : )
Just checked back and you may have a point about follow up comments, you see 2 anonymous posts in the same replies and you have to remember they may be 2 different people with different views.
But JimDee’s comments are clearly bigotted still.
Newgirl, there is only one tosser her using different names but the same poor style & grammar (& IP Address) so the spineless get will be “outed” in due course.
Alien8 you are tho theckshy.
The worrying thing is you’re allowed to vote. I can forgive Guido allowing you to post on here, but the fact that you can actually influence who will be the next Government is rather disturbing.
He may very well be misogynistic and he may very well consider homosexuality to be a perverted and abnormal practice that is an abomination of nature or God or both. BUT, he should have the right to state his opinions with equal validity of those who believe the complete opposite. Nobody has to agree with him.
I fucking HATE with a passion the idea that the gay fascists and feminist fascists can tell other people what to think and what not to think, but nobody can tell them that there views are EQUALLY as offensive to people who hold the opposing view.
As far as I can tell, there are people who have a valid belief in the normality of their homosexuality and they feel naturally attracted to people of the same gender. LIKEWISE there are people who naturally and normally feel that homosexuality is a vile and repulsive abomination and perversion and the very thought of same gender sex makes them feel physically sick. In my opinion BOTH views are equally valid for the people that hold them. So long as neither take action to enforce their opinion through physical assault, I see no problem with either view being held or expressed.
I am NOT supporting physical violence against gays or women, as there is a HUGE difference between thinking and saying that a particular group is vile and perverse and actually physically assaulting them. I think you will find that my view on this is a whole lot more reasonable and balanced than some feminists that actually believe that domestic violence ONLY victimises women and women should have the right to physically attack men as a pre-emptive defence.
ALL opinions should be allowed in law, no matter how repulsive. Actions are a whole different matter.
Having “protected groups” that hate laws protect from hurtful speech, only serves to divide and conquer us as a species. Now you have Muslims attacking hate speech of Christians and Jews. Jews attacking the hate speech of Muslims and Catholic Christians. Gays attacking Christians and Muslims and women attacking everybody. It is getting fucking INSANE!
We are ALL created EQUAL in law. Opinions and speech MUST be free for EVERYBODY or it is not free for ANYBODY!
Anyone who disagrees with freedom of speech for anyone else should stop one person from speaking before anyone else lest they display their hypocrisy as a badge of honour. That person should be THEMSELVES!
“What is a “useless eater”?”
It is a term that has been extensively documented as being used in texts and speeches by several members of the global elite (Rockefellers, Tafts, Rothschilds etc…) to describe ordinary human people that they see as being surplus to the earth’s requirements. There are between 2 and 5 BILLION useless eaters on this planet and these global elites (the one’s who fund the think tanks and run the secret societies that create the policies that the mainstream media and the mainstream parties put into effect) wish to see the global population reduced to about 1 Billion people. They plan to do this through religious and race and international wars, releasing pandemic viruses, financial collapse, genetic manipulation of food to remove nutrients and the outlawing of healthy nutrients through codex alimentarius, and through draconian restrictions in our movements and living arrangements due to the risk of cataclysmic human induced climate change (which is a scam). (None of these are natural disasters. ALL of them will be created by man and publicised in the elite controlled media as being naturally occurring)
Mr Ned, I totally agree.
As once said (sort of) “I don’t agree with what you say, but I defend your right to say it”. As for the homophobic hoons on here, I find trashing their arguments a much more effective way of dealing with them than trashing their faces.
Anyway, every gay man is 1 less competition for us heterosexual men
Lets be honest here.
The only reason that the entire UK is so arsed about the greedy theiving bastard MP’s is not because of the pissy little amount of dosh that they have syphoned off year on year.
It is because the fuckwits are useless. Everything they touch they fuck up. The country, the Millenium Dome, Iraq, the Olympics, Wembley Stadium, the cops, prisons, armed forces, social services, hospitals, schools and my fucking life. Everything and anything. They are fucking useless. They just make our lives harder and more complicated with shit laws that cause grief for the honest whilst doing sod all to actually solve the problems.
They piss billions down the sink hole on their bloody daft computer systems, Identity cards, silly departments for this and that minority groups and logo changes for Government departments they have fucked up in the hope that a new name will make us forget how fucking useless they were. (Soon we will get Social Services changed to Service Sociale’. A name change for squillions of quids so that we will forget how they idly sat by whilst twats murdered Baby Peter. And it also boosts our Euro’ credentials.)
What about pissing a few quid down the potholes that make up the suspension and tyre busting surface I drive to work on every fucking day ?
They reward the idle feckless wankers and bleed the fucking life out of the rest of us twats that keep paying in whilst getting fuck all out.
If life was fair and straight and we got reasonable value for money from these pricks, we wouldnt give two fucks about their fucking bath plugs and hanging plants. This is just the final fucking straw.
Guido. Live up to your namesake and blow the fucking cock pockets up !
Nothing wrong with being Christian. The Chinks happen to think Christianity was the root of the West’s success.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/5325047/Extract-Prisoner-of-the-State-The-secret-Journal-of-Zhao-Ziyang.html
Swedes see Jesus in a potato.
What do turnips see Jesus in?
146, I’m agnostic … or atheist … something along those lines.
I still believe that Christian tenets (not the dogmatic kind) have merit and whether or not we are religious, society benefits when people adhere to those tenets.
I’d hate to be a dyslexic insomniac agnostic. Must be terrible being kept awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
And in their desperation the people prayed to the Lord.
“Lord those who represent us have proved to be lying thieving Bastards. What should we do with these thieves and liars who have led us into wars, occupation and famine?
What would be a fair sentence, Lord, for those who have turned us into occupiers of other people’s land and then told us that when we get bombed and murdered by terrorists in this country it has nothing to do with the warmongering foreign policy written by the ones they call “The Scottish Mafia New Labour”.
And then, Lord, after causing all this shit because of their failed foreign policy “The Scottish Mafia New Labour” are taking away the very rights we have recently gained from the King of England.
What should we do with these wicked self serving fraudsters Lord? We are too downtrodden and stupid to deconstruct such a well contrived puzzle, it far too taxing for our small brains.”
And in his mercy The Lord heard the worthless mob cry out His Name and He decided to show the mob mercy by answering their question the people had begged him to answer
And The Lord said
“There is only one thing you need to do:
GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS UP AGAINST A WALL START PULLING THE FUCKING TRIGGER IN A BUSINESSLIKE MANNER!
SHOW NO MERCY, THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WORK FOR SATAN.
DO NOT STOP BASHING THEIR BRAINS OUT UNTIL
A)THEY STOP TWITCHING, OR
B)THE HEAD IS COMPLETELY REMOVED FROM THE NECK.”
Amen.
I hope Dave loses all his MEPs
then perhaps the bastards won’t be so quick to sell us out to an undemocratic totalitarian socialist pointless red tape expensive monster.
I urge all to abandon the Tories and Labour and the Libs dems and get their snouts out of the Euro trough of treason.
Aaarrggh…….only posting expenses? That’s sad. He should be ordering his phantom Cabinet to post their additional income as well from their several jobs and directorships. That way we can see how industrious they are, and who pulls their strings.
Interesting comment from John Redwood regarding second jobs
“Around 100 MPs have unpaid official jobs as Shadow Ministers and Opposition Spokesmen. The senior jobs within this group are very demanding and can require someone to avoid or resign from outside jobs. Contrary to common belief there are no cars, civil servants or other official assitance in the way there is for Ministers.”
Chances are they don’t have a second job due to be in the Shadow Cabinet.
And it’s also a red herring, as there are more likely to be as many, if not more, MPs with second jobs on the Labour benches. Difference being the Tories will have earned their second jobs and not just been handed a directorship of some Labour appointed Quango.
Alien8n, interesting point. But I am not sure it is true.
I saw some figs, sorry can’t remember where, that stated that 2/3rds of Tories have another income, 1/3rd Liberals and 1/5th Labour. Labour has a low figure compared to the others as there are a number of Labour MP’s in the government so they can’t have a second (or third, or fourth job). The Liberals fig is low compared to Tories because frankly would you want one of them running your company?
But on the point about quangos, I saw/heard Andrew Lansley on Question Time saying he took up a directorship paying 24,000 a year for approx 12 days work in the year “to learn about the business world before entering the government at the next election”. What Board in their right mind would pay a director to learn on the job? I would love to be paid 24,000 for 12 days work with no skills required.
Yup, I doubt we’d find any high profile Labour MPs with second jobs.
Oh wait, here’s Patricia Hewitt:
1. Remunerated directorships
BT Group plc (non-executive)
2. Remunerated employment, office, profession etc
Special consultant, Alliance Boots Ltd. (£45,001-£50,000)
Senior Adviser, Cinven. (£55,001-£60,000)
Fee from Centre for Parliamentary Studies for speech to seminar on legislation, 10 July 2008. (Actual £150) (Up to £5,000) (Registered 15 July 2008)
4. Sponsorship or financial or material support
Donation to my constituency Labour Party campaign fund from Leversedge Telecoms Services Ltd, Leicester. (Registered 16 March 2009)
6. Overseas visits
29-31 October 2008, to Brisbane, Australia, to attend a seminar and conference organised by Policy Network and Per Capita, who provided return business class airfare and two nights’ hotel accommodation. (Registered 5 November 2008)
7. Overseas benefits and gifts
May 2008, provision of return business class airfare to Canberra, Australia provided by Woolcott Research. (Registered 12 June 2008)
Nice work if you can get it. Many non-government Labour MP’s will have generous second, third jobs.
I don’t like her as a politician, but she’s a ball crusher as a boss. Perfect for business, that’s why she failed at Health. The only balls Lansley would be crushing are his own as he sits down on them. he reminds me of that bloke from dad’s Army. Oh, and he’s s FLIPPER – see telegraph article on him.
I don’t care who has second jobs, as long as they stand down as MP’s. Being an MP should be your one and only job.
Margaret Moran ate my Spanish hampster:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5321064/Margaret-Moran-faces-investigation-over-Commons-notepaper-found-outside-Spanish-home-MPs-expenses.html
Ashiata I can see where you’re coming from but I have to disagree.
If you ban MPs from second jobs the only people you’ll get as MPs are ones who see being an MP as the only way they’ll ever earn an above average wage. We need MPs with a proven record in business, the ones who have worked and been successful. We also need MPs who have the ideals and are willing to hold their fellow MPs to account, who see the job as a service and not a free lunch.
What I’m trying to say is that we need MPs from all walks of life. However, what we don’t need are the self interested troughers who’s only experience of work is as a lackey for some political party before being elected.
Oh, and my view on Lansley?
Don’t care about his second job. He’s a trougher though, so sack him and elect a replacement.
“I don’t care who has second jobs, as long as they stand down as MP’s. Being an MP should be your one and only job.”
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Agreed on the condition that they must ONLY be an MP ONLY if they have had outside experience in a proper job prior to becoming an MP. These so-called professional politicians with NO prior experience outside politics should be killed for all our safety.
Isn’t it revealing how the left turn to hate speech when they are on a losing streak.
I don’t recall Blair using this foul, discriminatory language against nurses and Christians when he was trying to seem like a ‘straight kinda guy’.
Now that Labour and their supporters are desperate they will say and do anything. Even they had a shred of decency or common sense left, they would know that this approach is disreputable, futile and self-defeating.
Roll-on June 5 and the election results – it’s going to be sweet.
As the Blessed Maggie Thatcher said, when it turns personal I know they have run out of arguments and I have won. By Christ it is going to be a bloodbath in the forthcoming elections. Socialism consigend to the dustbin of history like Zoroastriasm, Nazism, The Kights Templars and Betamax.
Labours gone belly up. Theyre utterly finished, ive waited for a heck of a long time to revel in their discomfort, but i really want these bastards to suffer for what theyve inflicted on the rest of the good people of this country.
A small sample of their handiwork.
ID cards.
Biometric scans.
DNA swabs for innocents.
Surveillance state ( whos on camera now then you troughing shyster bastards? and how do you like it?)
Constant unfettered immigration and damn the consequences.
Erosion of civil liberties.
Rise of the chav culture and benefits for their support.
Fred the fucking Shred and his band of merry wankers…er bankers.
Fines for putting the fucking bin out early, or late, or full. Hunts.
Speed cameras.
Taxes by the score.
Preferential treatment for criminals and hate preaching terrorists.
Spin.
Potholes.
Quangoes.
Health and safety nazis.
Jobsworths of every kind- an army of useless pasty faced shites who can only get a hard on by making our lives as shit as theirs.
Killing innocents in foreign countries and killing our soldiers with shit equipment and a lack of ammo.
Gordon Brown-The King of the Seage Pile: never elected to the PM position just ensconced by his arselicking buddies- whatamistatomaka.
Get out fatboy, youre a disingenous crapsack without a fucking clue.
You wouldnt have a clue if a fucking clue came up to you and said ” I am a fucking clue”.
Jack straw.
Hazel Blears.
Harriet “i take it up the wrong one” Harman.
Alastair Darling.
Edward “quarter pounder” Balls.
Yvette “ignorant Hunt” Cooper.
Margaret ” 3.30 at Kempton Park” Beckett.
David ” Little Twat” Milliband.
Geoffrey ” arrogant dismissive selfish ” Hoon.
Peter ” Perma-tan” Hain.
David ” Dogger” Blunkett.
Tony ” Backscuttler” Blair.
John “Chipshop” Prescott.
And all the rest of the assorted fetid, corpulent, rancid and sweating mounds of blubber that comprise the labour side.
I want to see nothing less than the whole pox stricken coven of them begging on the street like theyve done to our servicemen.
Venal, vile and soon to be vanquished- VERMIN!
Not a fan:
You missed the complete destruction of private sector pensions and selling our gold at the bottom of the market.
@422, notafan… AWESOME RANT!!! LOVED IT!
You forgot that they are a lying bunch of war criminals who deliberately and wilfully told deliberate lies to Parliament and the country to suck up to religious extremist fundamentalists in the USA to join their “New Crusade” in the middle east.
That they abused their natural support-base by attempting to double the poorest worker’s income tax whilst bailing out banks with our Billions.
They have ruined manufacturing and the competitiveness of British manufacturing in their desire to build an economy based entirely on Debt and the over-tax that growth so that the people could never see any of the proceeds of that growth unless they borrowed it. All the benefit of the growth and more besides was taken in tax and then wasted. All the people got from that growth was a huge amount of personal and state debt!
That they have politiciesd our schools and turned them into politically correct indoctrination centers and the NHS is a politica football that is raped by its own management who put their own perks first, political targets second and the patients third.
That they have politicised the police and use them as a party political protection racket against their opponents. The police can raid, detain and take the DNA of an opposition front bencher immediately on hearing a complaint based entirely on hearsay evidence that was shown to be entirely without foundation and was used as a need to cover the home secretary’s ass for her own gross incompetence, Whilst prima facie evidence of blatant Fruad is left un-challenged and uninvestigated in-spite of hundreds of individual formal complaints to the police by voters, newpapers and other organisations. NOT ONE MP HAS HAD THEIR COLLARS FELT YET!!!
WHY THE FUCK WAS NOBODY CHARGED FOR WASTING POLICE TIME AND BRINGING A VEXATIOUS AND FRIVOULOUS CHARGE? OR FOR THE SERIOUS CRIME OF CONTEMPT OF PARLIAMENT?
…and you missed that they are a mendacious malevolent and evil caricature of the worst kind of foul parody of the old nasty tory party. They make Thatcherism look cute and sweet by comparison, and I lived through much of the worst of Thatcherism in my northern industrial working class town!
IN addition to wondering why nobody was charged with wasting police time with regards to the cabinet office accusing Damian Green MP of committing a serious crime risking national security and breaching the Official Secrects Act, WHY THE FUCK WAS NOBODY CHARGED WITH LYING TO THE POLICE???
Hacked off – it was the idiot, a conservative I believe, who decided employers could take contribution holidays that ruined pensions.
From large surplus to massive deficit in a couple of years – inspired!
And you want these wankers back, because any new tory government will be made up of the same people who have been rejected 4 times at the polls
Leave off Nadine is a Fox. I would.
I thought she was supposedly a “Tigress”
She is fast sprouting a curly tail and a very large piggish snout if she’s been claiming for a second home she didn’t live in. Or are we okay with that now ?
Vastly amusing stuff today as Malik and Beckett continue to pour petrol on the flames with their cringemakingly embarrassing whining and oblivious hectoring of anyone who dares question their piggish behaviour.
Dave is still ahead of the P.R. game (as you’d expect) but as Inspector Knacker begins to awaken from his slumber and reluctantly head towards Westminster and the resignations/sackings begin to gain speed a P.R. Offensive of any kind is just SO beside the point now.
The Public is now almost certain that ALL Politicians are piggish scum after this.
You will not change that view for a long, long, LONG time.
I’m sure we can all forgive Nadine in exchange for 15 mins personal service repayments.
Margey Beckett- i know me, i know i would.
Then id die.
Yeah Hacked Off i missed out a lot more but those will do for tonight eh?
Im sure we will get many more days or if we’re lucky, weeks of further entertainment from the Scum formerly known as Honourable Members.
Hear all that flapping? Chickens coming home to roost.
Take a look at Nadine’s blog:
“Most of us [MPs] live a normal, frugal existence and struggle to pay the bills”
wtf? seriously, wtf?
Is she lying, or has she completely lost touch with the real world? How can anyone with any idea of life not think that is utter laughable bollocks?
Sorry Nadine darling, but even without the troughing expense fiddles and the ridiculously generous taxpayer-guaranteed pension, a backbench MP’s salary is £64,766. That puts you in the richest 5% in the country. If you are “struggling” to pay for a “frugal existence”, how the fuck do you think the rest of us 95% manage?
I can’t decide what’s worse – that they’re screwing all this money out of us, or that they still think they deserve sympathy because they’re so poor.
You silly, silly child. No matter what name you use all your posts are the same. Filled with bile. You are Dolly Draper. Or one of his special friends.
1st
What’s the point of claiming first?
If you’re right, you’re a saddo.
If you’re wrong, you’re a loser.
If you type it really quickly and hope to win with ’1st’, then you’re a saddo loser…
60th?
63rd !
(Oops – wrong again, dammit !)
-4
Next!
555th?
*
HALF OF AFRICA
WAS OVER THE MOON,
A FIRST MINIT GOAL,
FROM THE CAMEROOUN,
THE ENGLAND GOALIE,
LAY SPRAWLD IN THE DIRT,
WITH NUMBER 13
ON THE BAQK OF HIS SHURT
Thats enuff Motty!
A moving and heartfelt evocation of human drama, worthy of the Bard.
Erm…hoon’th??
I think he has done the right thing! Good old Dave!
First??
Arse!
Relegated to 3rd! (“,)
good old dave?
fucking dodgy dave more like!
I thought tories didn’t like benefit scroungers like dave.
housing benefit for millionaires? you’re having a fucking larf.
dave’s dodgy and untrustworthy, as his claiming the payment of interest payments on his house illustrates. 1200 pounds per month just for interest payments is more than double the amount most people pay for a full mortgage monthly payment.
david cameron has been taking the fucking piss. his success in veering on the right side of the law infact betrays his criminally minded character.
dave is screwing the system and taking the piss out of the taxpayer.
in short, dave’s a c’unt.
note to cameron: fuck you dave, you shifty c’unt.
and of course, gordon is Purer than Pure. Fcuk you TwAT.
“his success in veering on the right side of the law infact betrays his criminally minded character.”
So, by extension, all the nulab mps like Frank Field and Kate Hoey are betraying their criminal inclinations by their success at projecting honesty?
Piss may indeed be taken – out of nulab trolls
are you mentally crippled?
I am independent and you are a tory troll.
and my vitriolic attacks on gordon brown are on the record.
you torydaleks are sounding more zionistic by the day! living in a dreamworld you are.
I suppose as you are a torydalek you cannot run two programmes at once and become confused if anyone says something outside your programme that you cannot compute. well upload this titbox:
I HATE DAVE AND GORDON, THEY ARE A PAIR OF SHIFTY FUCKING C’UNTS!
there, understand now, robot?
hey, fanny, take your extension and stick it up your arsehole.
oh, before you do, you couldn’t stick the kettle on could you?
two sugars, ta love.
oh and go easy on the diazapene, you’re talking gibberish again.
Thick as thieves,
I hate McMental and Camoron just as much as you, well… maybe McMental a little more for now at least!
The conlablib bastards, same bastards different rosettes?
Hey, TwAT, can you recommend a good independent blog site please?
what’s it with people like you thicko thief, just because some people have money, (not you thicko), you think they have to act as a charity, is that so people like you thicko dont have to get off your lazy arses, want it all handed on a plate do ya, anyway thicko, if through your employment you incur expenses (something thicko you possibly no nothing about) then it does not matter whether you have £10 or 10,000,000 in the bank the entitlement is the same.
what a contrast between labour election broadcast and conservative broadcast, you wasn’t the actor punching the bag was you thicko.
what’s wrong with Dave? I love him, love him, love him!!
and as for that lovely Daniel Hannan…………
T-A-T – or TWAT – you really are an unpleasant piece of work aren’t you? Go spew vitriol over someone else’s blog, you say nothing of interest or relevance here. And you give me the creeps.
NewGirl, we have to give TwAT his due though. At least he’s hoon enough to put his name on his posts
Only a select few I reckon. He’s mixing it up tonight I think..
and you two c’unts are shifty as fuck as well.
you two are very fucking dodgy characters.
hold on…… alien8n and new girl, you are dave and gideon and I claim £5!
Myself shifty?
At no point have I ever posted on here using a different name other than Alien8n.
At no point have I ever said something with the intention of deliberately confusing or misleading anyone. I can honestly say that I stand by everything I have posted on this site.
Yourself on the other hand come across as some sort of schizophrenic pseudo anarchist raging anti-Tory with far left wing socialist tendencies.
Make your mind up, are you anti-politician or just anti-Tory?
And what is your position on Baronness Uddin?
Thick as … sits on the fence spitting bile, attacking every one and every opinion because he is incapable of producing one of his own. Badmouthers are two a penny and not worth a wank.
Speaking of wanking, where’s Master Baiter tonight? Or has TwAT taken his meds tonight?
Is that you, Dolly? Why are you not dead yet?
Thickastheives is correct. How can the labour troughing be considered criminal and obscene, but Tory troughing is somehow OK?
ALL the political parties are at it and NONE of them deserve our support.
The massive majority of INDEPENDENTS will decide the next general election. The polls do not even include them in their results, so prepare for a shock.
We are pissed off with ALL OF THE ABOVE. The only way to change it is to vote, and guess what? WE ARE IN A MASSIVE MAJORITY. So let’s not protest by spoiling our ballots, or not voting, for a change, for once, let’s vote in a coordinated campaign to SACK THE LYING, TROUGHING BASTARDS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Agreed. He’s done what he said he’d do on Monday, he’s the first leader to sack, ask for repayment and the first to apologise. Not only that, but publishing expenses online will be effective and self-policing.
I’ve got no problem with the way Cameron’s handled the scandal.
Cameron’s doing well. No kneejerk reactions, just quietly, honestly and resolutely moving inexorably towards being the next ELECTED prime minister. The NuLabour shysters know this and are reacting like cornered rats.
doing well mick?
he is chiselling so much money from the taxpayer that he is doing very, very well: for himself.
cameron’s a phoney.
Anti tory’s the only human way to go!
Duly edited I assume ….Or redakted as the new buzz word seems to be in use (I spell with K cause I’m Polish..
I suppose there’s no “V” or Wojtek either?
And there’s no ‘f’ in justice.
Wojtek is spelt Wojtek pronounce Voytek – Old Polish war trick to confuse the niemcy
I’ll drink to that – while I still can!
cousin of Boris I suppose…illegal also ?
No not illegal, dont forget you are now in Europe – now I can work here, I pay tax, pay NI claim nothing, unlike the parliamentirians! Doing many voice overs for Barclaycard recently??
And Smearcats united?
Wojtek, I have a job on at the mo’ – would like to pay in cash if you know what I mean, wink wink, – looking to do up a gazebo and the stables conversion.
Can you fit me in?
Wojtek always happy to help, should I send you receipt now, shall we say £16,000 and would you also like that back dated to before the rules became clear? I am also good at relaying turf, a new skill I learn at night school as I think will soon be in demand
I could trim your nasturtiums nicelv – 6 grand payback recquired.
2nd
no more opportunities to put the old bugle on expenses any more gideon!
Didn’t he play a blinder. He aimed for the General Election. He thinks the Euro’s are already set and nothing any of the party’s do or say will change the result.
He’s the right stuff alright.
The longer Labour cling to power, the longer they’ll be out of it.
I am sorry for being such a money grubbing c’unt.
Not really!
Dave Should go!
Has he gone yet?
No! He should stay right where he is. For the first time in decades, I’m actually interested in the way things are going.
You would say that, Balls.
Why not just place a webcam above the trough?
lol
Suddenly my phone is ringing…… Please sir, can you make receipt documents that look maybe one year old ?
miles better than the sorry shite the socialist cNuts pushed out yesterday. at least it had a positive ring and didn’t just slag the oposition off
i hate yoy twats that do the “trying to be first” thing just because i’m only 13th does that make me rubbish?
yup!
there again – all must have proi-zus.
so here’s a proper-ganda leaflet for NooBoringLiars
feel wanted
Oh dear not worried, for someone not worried your anger seems very ready to come out. I think you may have some hidden problems that need to ‘unredacted.’
I suggest you book an appointment with PsychoNurse-Smurf and work with her on those angry thought patterns.
well you’re only 16th and that’s a cnut’s place.
Just unlucky.
NWS@13.. arec you gordon brown? We know that you’re not going to be first or probably not second at the next election(s) but thirteenth, h well if the cap fits
Wow. Impressive. How did you KNOW you were 13th ?
Kudos.
Makes you unlucky, especially on a Friday.
The labour hard core must be looking towards voting for higher pensions now.
I can’t help but wonder who’s got the fishiest Cnut, Yvette or Jaquboots. On the one hand you got eddy bollox and on the other a husband who isn’t getting enough at home so has to watch porn. Both sound pretty fishy to me.
Capn Birdyseye – Sir!
Are you implying parts of our fragrant leading ladies smell of fish?
Or is that your speciality?
Either way, they have that . . . . . special . . something, I guess.
You have a filthy mind FF, I was merely commenting on the fact that they both have unsavoury husbands who are obviously up to something fishy on a regular basis.
Why don’t you try “The taste test”
There’s only two things in this world that smell of fish….and one’s fish.
three things surely fish, Ed’s fingers and ………….
blears has, you can see the flies buzzing around…..or is that from the hamster food?
ooohh – you are rood – but i like you!!!
seriously, I fort Squirrel Nutkin was more into, like, nuts ‘n that
you recon Blears is a clam jouster?
Perhaps we could vote for the cheesiest bloke at the same time. Who’s the ripest camembert on the front bench, girls?
Gorgeon Brown is a big cheddar
Gordons knobs a bit cheesy
Yep, Gordonzola.
Balls is all balls and no cheese, Yvette is definately all “week old left on the sun”cod. Hazel is overcooked red snapper, and Harriet is a smelly oyster with no chance of a pearl….
A Song for MP’s Expenses:
‘Claim It!’
Dungeekin
(with apologies to Michael Jackson)
I posted this somewhere here the other day but it got lost in a moderation in-tray for hours. Let’s try again.
[Ko ko - the High Executioner]
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list,
Of political offenders who deserve to be underground,
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed!
There’s the pestilential nuisances who write the Telegraph,
John Prescott who has flabby hands and an irritating laugh,
The chap who has claimed for his student daughter’s flat,
Mister Brown who in shaking hands, doesn’t shake hands quite like that,
As the dutiful Policeman outside Number 10 insists
They’d none of ‘em be missed, they’d none of ‘em be missed!
[Chorus]
He’s got ‘em on the list, he’s got ‘em on the list;
And they’ll none of ‘em be missed, they’ll none of ‘em be missed!
Then there’s the senior police inspector who is on the case,
And the toffy moat dredger, I’ve got him on the list!
And the chap who puts on make-up and puffs it on his face,
They never would be missed, they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, our beloved ex-leader Tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a dyke,
And who doesn’t think she has to pay, would rather ride her bike!
And that singular anomaly, the wife of the novelist
I don’t think she’d be missed, I’m sure she’d not be missed!
[CHORUS]
He’s got her on the list, he’s got her on the list;
And I don’t think she’ll be missed, I’m sure she’ll not be missed!
And that speedy Harman, who just now is rather rife,
she’s the equal opportunist, I’ve got her on the list!
And don’t forget the Moron, with claims to a private life
They’d none of ‘em be missed, they’d none of ‘em be missed!
And apologetic statesmen, all of them are such a pain,
Such as Gorbals Mick and Mandy, the Hoon and orange Hain,
And the Balls-Coopers duo and also You-know-who
The task of filling up the blanks I’d rather leave to you.
But it really doesn’t matter whom you put upon the list,
For they’d none of ‘em be missed, they’d none of ‘em be missed!
[CHORUS]
You may put ‘em on the list, you may put ‘em on the list;
And they’ll none of ‘em be missed, they’ll none of ‘em be missed!
oh yeah those c’unts are all on the list alright.
motherfuckers.
Labour are finished, Brown has done fook all to stamp his authority on his gaggle.! And I’m surprised that Beckett wasn’t involved in a punch up with members of the Question Time audience in the carpark.
The sneering harpie.
that was cringe worthy, a bit like fawlty towers only the pathetic twat was on the telly and an MP
Has she claimed that her caravan is her second home?
Perhaps Top Gear could blow it up. Don’t really mind whether or not the old bag is removed beforehand.
Be a shame to blow her up wiv the van. I mean, she’s world class ugly. She’d make a damned fine tourist attraction, or maybe Gerry Cottle could give her a contract.
Some creatures, like the marine iguana, are so ugly that they’re cute. But Mags goes that one stage further. Class.
her sneering smirk on QT said it it.. they know nothing will happen. they will just find another way to rob the tax payers
She looked like the Alien just about to take a bite out of Sigourney… just as well they put QT on after the children have gone to bed.
Where’s Brown? Where’s the ‘saviour of the world’? Where’s our Dear Leader?
Probably getting shot up in the Priory ready for the next UToob appearance that’s where.
I reckon there should be a contest on telly and the winner gets to take her up the wrong 1un – live on BBC News 24.
Nice to see the Tories using free software i.e. Google Docs. I wonder if the Government know about this or are they too busy pissing our money away at Microsoft.
Hopefully this is interim and they’ll build a better interface. Give it a couple of weeks and this will be unusable.
If you know what you’re doing, then you can make a better interface. Grab the raw data off the XML feed and script away. Providing the raw data is much better than getting access via some web interface.
Do your family speak French when you come down for breakfast?
Is Nadine Dorries really for the chop? I hadn’t registered who she is, but her “defence” on her website is juvenile. She shouldn’t be in a position of authority, she doesn’t have the intelligence for it.
Two things about her defence in her blog and in the DT report I noticed were that she had split from her Hubby in ‘late 2006′ and the invoice from the Carlto was to Mr N Dorries. So one assumes that hubby was playing away at her expense. No wonder it bounced at the Fees Office and no doubt she wouldn’t want to pay it because of the marital problems.
The next thing is
“2. You also put in several hotel bills that included minibar drinks. Please can you explain why you felt this was an appropriate use of public funds.
Answer
Oh that the Carlton Club had mini bars in the rooms, it does not.”
Note it did not ask if the drinks were claimed at the Carlton but at “several hotels.”
NOW what was that PM apology for on the smearing emails????????
she is fucking stupid, the sum total of her academic prowess is most probably an nvq
its a terrible thing that such dimwits frequent the commons in such force – all drones, selected to make up the numbers with no thought to the debasing resultant from keeping on such people
she seems to have a rather overblown sense of herself. dreadful woman
She may be pink and fluffy and from Liverpool but she does have a heart bof gold and having read her defence I believe her, so call off the vigilantes
Oh yeah, what we really need are a bunch of Labourite policy wonks with a BA in PPE from UEA who have never worked in the real world.
Nadine Dorries is very typical of millions of women in this country – sorry if she is too common and ordinary for Labour. When the votes are counted, you’ll see the Conservatives truly represents the people of Britain.
You are right! She claims “common sense by the bucket load” but coudl not see her rambling waffle was unsatisfactory, even by 1970′s standards.
She sounds bloody hysterical. Good comment on there from someone saying how their neighbours car was clamped by the dvla for being a day late with their tax. It’ll do her good to get some stick. Perhaps she’ll start to realise what we have to put up with all the time.
Let’s not forget that she was on the end of McPoison’s proposed nastiness.
Don’t blame the Tories for that kind of shit – that’s what 12 years of Labour authoritarianism have led to.
Probably under a lot of pressure but she should have resisted the sarcasm. Never, ever use it in formal correspondence if at all.
Time for some fun I reckon.
Come on over and play Sleazeopoly
Kind of like Top Trumps for sleazy MPs
Can I please be the Top Hat? everyone always calls me one.
No, you can be the steaming turd
Ooooh, can I be the secret photo-copier runner?
Not sure he’s getting much co-operation from the shadow piggies: there’s bugger all on there so far.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/matts-take.html
Nigel Falangist trying some stirring stuff on QT – should maybe look at mote in his own eye before sounding so indignant about dirty MPs!!
If as dave says, the comms allowance is so bad why are they still claiming it?(Dave Willets)
Also – Owen Paterson – 108 pounds on newspapers!
nu labour 108 pounds of gold to europe every day
That’s by weight. Just one edition of each on one Sunday. One had an extra copy of ‘Innovations’ in it.
tbh I don’t mind that. As an IT professional I’m allowed to subscribe to computer magazines at work and my employers pay for them. This enables me to be aware of new emerging technologies. In the MP’s case it’s essential for them to know when to duck at the next press conference
yeah, I saw this and thought it was a good sign they can read at the very least…
Just been out canvassing in a Labour heartland where 10 years ago you wouldn’t have risked it without a police escort – word on the doorstep is they are completely finished.
Cameron has sensed the public mood, totally outwitted the Scottish mafia, they have no way back.
I feel so much happier knowing that we will shortly be led by such a knight in shining armour with sword of truth and shield of honour, where do I send my Zloty?
Relative to Brown that’s pretty much accurate
To your family in Warsaw
My family is here already cleaning out Moats for the oligarchs and cleaning good 5 bedroom socialist housing in Islington, do you want a job?
Good. I’m relieved to hear that. Nothing worse than despising your fellow men as I’d begun to do after hearing a Luton constituent still supporting his MP.
I assume it’s that letter in the Herald and Post…
‘Thankfully my belief in our government systems has been kept alive by another local MP, Kelvin Hopkins, who has proven himself to be an upstanding, ahonest and decent individual who has demonstrated how the expense system was supposed to be used. He is exactly the type of person I am proud to be represented by.
‘Ms Moran could learn a thing or two from her colleasue in Luton Horth, and she should resign so as not to tar their names with her conduct.’
Yes, I read the letter, and feel somewhat drop-jawed at it as well. But there again, no party is going unscathed, it’s more a matter of WHO is clean, not which party!
Don’t think that the Greens would’ve been clean – their very basic message about CO2 warming is ludicrous!
Ever heard of a planet called Venus – 96.5% CO2, 10 times the atmospheric pressure, only 400K above expected temperature, and astro-physicists are now hypothesising it’s due to the fact that Venus was ‘hit’ out of its original orbit into its current one, and the heating was caused by the ‘blast’.
Global warming also reported:
Jupiter May 8 2007
Pluto October 9 2002
Neptune’s Moon Triton June 24 1998
Saturn circa 2003, from Cassini’s Composite Infrared Spectrometer
Mars Feb 28 2007
When a party starts an argument based on lies and political leverage to gag REAL SCIENCE – don’t think that the members of the party are clean!
It seems so. We know who will form the next elected Government but who will be the next Opposition?
Nice to see Cameron grow a pair. Maybe he actually has some principles. All the one-eyed one can do is, well, shit all.
Labour = the do nothing party?! would be interesting if DC threw that one back in snotty’s face next wednesday…
Well – look where ‘doing something’ has got the Supreme Leader/
More to the point, and disregarding the sanctimonious git, look where the meddling and lies have us and the country
Labour is NOT the do-nothing party !!
Remember, we gave this country Quantitative Sleazing
Is that all?
They’ve stolen our pensions,
taxed us to the hilt (and then some),
thrown green issues (lies) into the political sphere to justify even more taxes,
borrowed more money than all the previous governments put together,
sold our gold reserves at the lowest price possible
Taxed the car-driver beyond the hilt
Put crippling financial debts on the graduates
Refuse to properly fund Councils, Universities, Research,
Prevented public opinion from being seen at Westminister
Monitor every email – CCTVing our every move to the best of their ability – use the police as a private army.
Arrest opposition MPs for political gain
Arrest civil servants for political gain
Started an illegal war – whitewashed the investigation of the death of a Top Weapons Inspector
Muted the BBC and Newspapers
Created a divided country with Hate Campaigns – first the smokers, now the overweight …
And what did we get for all the money spent? Where’s the iconic glorious and world class monument for all our monies spent? Where’s the object that the pensioners are supposed to look to and say – that was worth the food, clothes, heating and even holidays/family members we’d otherwise have spent our money on?
Troughing is just the cherry on the cake!
£400 a month for food per MP… especially from James Purnell – if it wasn’t so antagonising – I’d be crying with laughter!
Best Sleazy expense quotes:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5330641/Best-quotes-on-the-Telegraphs-MPs-expenses-investigation.html
Perfect Friday evening viewing.
What a mug.
Notice the carefully placed ‘England’ mug, he must think we are fucking stupid, like all of these ethnic bastards his loyalties lie with the shithole of his incestors.
Jockanese hoon – noted and recorded.
Nigel Farage is running rings around the rest of the panel on Any Questions…Radio 4 …NOW!!
Alan Duncan was supposed to be on tonight but he’s done a runner.
busy cleaning up his garden, shurely?
Far from it. He’s explaining himself at an emergency constituency meeting.
Appear on AQ or face a hundred angry constituents? I’d pick Chichester any time.
Anyone asked him about the 2 UKIP MEPs indicted for fraud?
Yep the Tory did and Farage shot him down in flames.
It was just slipped into teh conversation – left Falangist gobbling for air
Any word on whether No1 fucktard, Siôn Simon , has been up to anything dodgy with his expenses?
Or is he too thick to know how to trough?
I reckon that broadcast will impress a lot of the defectorate.
There was, as they say, no messing about.
Not that I’d vote Tory with a gun to my head (or for anyone else the way I feel at the moment)… but he’s haring from tortoise Brown. And rewriting the ending it seems.
It is time for David Cameron to insist that Tory MEPs pay back any monies contributed from the public purse to the Luxembourg entity running European Parliament pensions in respect of which the EU Court of Auditors has asserted that there is no legal basis whatsoever.
Is this the same EU that sacked the Auditor after she refused to sign off the accounts?
Of course it is silly…
We have been Orwellian here for years………
And the pensions are paid tax free…
Fuch the Auditors…We have told them to piss off since the start…
No one minds…
Bigger issues for Cameron to deal with, methinks.
Riiight, so it’s not Ok for MPs to trough it within the (inappropriate) rules at Westminster, but it IS Ok for MEPs to trough it against the law in Brussels?!
whilst Brown will soon be selling the big issue with any luck
118 – you got it!
I posted this earlier on Dale’s.
As promised the conservatives have now started to publish their expenses claims online.
http://www.conservatives.com/expenses/expensesPopup.html
So far there are claims from three MPs, and I can already see a problem. Why are we, the taxpayers, paying for such things as newspapers and camera memory cards, as claimed by Owen Paterson.
I do know that at least as far as the newspaper claim is concerned he is not alone in claiming for these, but that does not make it right.
What’s needed is for MPs to be treated the same as the rest of us by HMRC re expenses.
Their wages should be tied to a multiple of the minimum wage, that way they would at least be dragging the rest of society with them if the award/are awarded large pay rises.;-)
As said above, don’t mind the papers. I’d doubt the papers are for him personally either, more likely to be for his staff. The memory card though I can’t see as being necessary for an MP.
It’s not just MP’s that claim for newspapers etc.
I used to work in the Chief Execs office of a council who had every single paper available delivered every day at the expense of the taxpayer. Now 80% of the time he never even bothered to turn up to his office so they where simply thrown in the bin ( after we had had a good read of them all, again, being paid by the taxpayer )
Now you multiply this cost along with the plethora of other spurious costs that one can not be bothered to list for all the hundreds of councils alone, it comes to some considerable sum of cash.
Let alone the fact that a person on £100,000+ was only actually there for less than a day a week as far as I can recall in which he mainly sat there looking out over the river view from his office doing fuck all before fucking off again a few hours later is by the by, usually he was at “meetings” ( ie. Golf Course )
The level of wasteage of cash pilfered from your wallet runs far far deeper than merely the troughing hoons in Westminster.
Name the council and the hoon CEO.
It is about time we had a Hoon site for ALL public Authorities.
Personally, my wife and I are fighting Disabled Discriminatory battle against a LEADING NHS Foundation Truat where serious malpractice is going on. I just wish to blow these people out of the water. They are so Hoonish.
papers they need. memory card – I’m sure there’s a reason related to constituency work.
Taking photos of constituents? Clothes optional of course
Well my MP is always badgering me for pics
Which constituency? I’ll stand at the next election…
The papers they need are marked P45,
Alien8n you poor deluded fool. You don’t think DC has to transfer data?
The claim was for a camera memory card, not a USB pen drive. While I agree that he could transfer data with a memory card for a camera, it’s much more likely that it’s for a camera. As claimed for.
Hmmm, strange. Says waiting for moderation.
Anyway, in prece.
Camera memory card USB memory stick
Camera memory card!
Justification pleae.
I was taking pictures of Blinky Balls and pinhead Cooper in the nuddy. This is a justifiable expense on the basis of researching the king and queen of troughing (wait for Sunday’s papers).
I use one in my phone to record the conversation when I ring any Gov department
I think the one they used to film plod raiding Damian Green’s office got filled up.
http://politicsandreligioninsight.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-is-david-cameron-up-to.html What is Cameron up to?
Ok, the webcam above the trough idea kinda works, but why not go one step further?
How about Celebrity MP Big Brother Expense Padding live on C4?
We could lock several of them up at a time in a house full of blank expense claim forms, first to claim for something is evicted not only from the “House”, but also from Parliament.
Just a thought.
Do you remember Derek and Clive? They came up with an idea called “Celebrity Blow Your Tits Up” where celebrities would attach explosives to women’s tits and the ones that went highest in the air won a prize. It would be entertaining to try something along those lines with slightly different rules.
“I’m dying for a slash”
“Heard anything about Squatter?”
We could, alternatively, stand them in front of an enraged taxpayer with a loaded two-four-three, and ask them if they still really, really want to submit the full claim.
Cameron just doesn’t understand.
You can’t just use Google documents, at no cost, for a public sector information system. Oh, no, no, no.
Talk to Patricia Hewitt and she’ll get the nice people from Accenture to do it properly for you.
That is funny – my considerable experience of Accidenture is that they are as big a waste of space and money as Labour Ministers and MPs!
The responses left to Camerons video from the link above in contrast to that of the monocular scottish idiots pathetic offering is amazing.
Well not that amazing actually, but certainly indicative.
The taxpayer paid for my sore asshole. Talk about a scorched girth policy.
Do you work for the Fees Office then ?
I’m a walking bee & pea recruitment fair
Too right boyo
dudley you’re so drunk
Yeah, Shahid. And there’s more. You’re also…
The Muslim MP who said the expenses Green Book was “My Bible”.
Guess that explains why you held it in such contempt then, eh?
hey boys
EURO ELECTIONS COMING UP
HEARD OF THEM ?
or are you going to send us a bunch of loonies again ?!
I already take 85% of the decisions for you…
so dont worry too much about that bunch of troughers who you are now about to piano wire…
Don’t worry. You’re next.
O/T – had a strange conversation today. My telly aerial went wrong and the guy who came to fix it today – white self employed tv engineer – worked for himself for over 30 years – been a Labour voter for as long said he would never vote Labour again. His vote in the Euros is going to the Bee n Pee. I am sure that this will be happening all over the country – Labour’s core vote, white working class, will either not vote, or if they can read they will vote UKIP or if thay can’t Bee N Pee.
Worcester woman and Mondeo Man, much courted by NuLiebour in the late 90′s will return to their home – the Conservatives. Labour will have to rely on the ethnic vote together with public sector workers and tax collectors (benefits people) – they may get 20%ish.
The Tories will win many councils on June 4th – but the big news story will be the fringe parties – this could be a shattering of the old mould. Politics from June 4th will be a different game. If Liebour hank on for another twelve months there will be an even bigger earthquake at the GE – events will not be kind to Brown in the run up and his party will be tearing itself apart – so they are doomed. DC could get a thumping majority but the joker in the pack will be the smaller parties. I expect the LD’s to get squeezed if the Greens get support, Scotland will go more SNP and England will be almost all blue – the fascinating bit will be the Liebour heartlands, Wales and north of England. If the Liebour constituencies rely on white working class votes, they will be in for a shock.
Just a few musings waiting for HIGNFY.
PS DC did well – very prime minsterial
Wales will go with wot’s-their-names………Plad Cum Rha Rha? The nationalists y’know?
Give the Scoots independence and getting out of Europe we might have money for ourselves…….
Plated sim-ru i think they’re called, of course they spell it all wrong
No, no, no. Its Please CumRae. I’ve heard them mentioned on the radio.
Could be – looks like it will be a trough out between LD and Lab for the ethnic vote.
Trouble is,,, it’s too late.
Blair and Brwon have fucked the country for a long long time.
been having a think , it is true that the forthcomming elections will mean wee dougie will be chucked on funerial pyre , but as you point out most labour voters i know think its now the national toilets party is true , it is clear they have decieved the public on a very grand scale , and now that Dave has recollected why we have priministerial government it is a begining , however as labour are in some sort of denial and produced what can only be described as the most stalinist election video yet , full of smears (mcbride productions) , they are putting the finishing touches to a fine mauoslem .
people do not trust Gordon or labour, he has choosen spin over substance , but as this has gone on for years , the undercurrents of unasnwered questions and the failed policies are leaving people quite cheated . i dont think it could be any clearer that they should call a general election and in so doing allowing a new thinking and realignment to take place , if they think that this is a bad patch and the weather can change when the economy returns they are fooling themselves .
The SNP are not yet mature as a political party , they sound nice and local , but the leftest agenda keeps bursting out , “being free of westminster” is a slogan that neither pays homage to the past nor prcisely defines the future , it also creates an uncessary wedge , i am a firm beliver in the long term benfits of the union , let alone its more natural island structure .it has given wealth via trade .
It is one of those moments when things are being stirred , this only upsets those who cannot explain the future and those that systematically ignored being respectfull to democarcy .
The leftist agenda keeps bursting out?
How awful!
There are NO long term benefits to the Union, Caesar’s wife, and the SNP are on the up, I’m glad to say.
PS My English trouble’n'strife votes for ‘em too
Good post.
Met up with some mates in London earlier this week, they are all middle class professionals, but a bunch of ‘right ons’ and have voted Labour all their lives.
Every one of them says they are going to vote Conservative next time.
Labour are totally fucked in every major demographic.
DC was superb in his broadcast – truely Prime Minister material.
They need a button next to each expense item for members of the public to leave comment or give it a Facebook-style thumbs up/ thumbs down
The same system should then be generalised to public sector expenditure in the event of the Tories taking power.
and thumbs down = deselect I suppose
ha ha more of an ancient Roman thumbs up or thumbs down….with the same consequences…!(I saw Gladiator)
I want to know all about ve ETHNICS please
How many Islamic Republics are there in your country ?
Do you keep you women at home and beat them ?
Or sell them ?
Do they fiddle the vote like I used to ?
Can they do false papers for ma as well ?
Thanks for the help
I’m waiting in Calais to know…
Next thing, Cameron will put electronic tags on all the members of the Shadow Cabinet…To make sure they do not shag in the wrong place…ah hum..the wrong person
Must be the reason why Boris is not in the Shadow Cabinet…
He shags everything that moves…(when he can see it)
Big B is a hunk.
So where’s her main home then?
Who’s she shacking up with?
Can Damian and Dolly have inadvertently hit on a truth she’s now trying to hide?
The whole thing just gets weirder and weirder.
And how come she’s able to flit about all over the place and abroad and whatnot. Sound’s like her constituency doesn’t really need a fulltime MP.
I think you are onto some truth here…..Charlton hotel bill on New Years Eve 2006 ….etc… where ever her children are she is, then says her one daughter is at university, and the other child she will not tell where she is now at school or was at school etc —- basically if Cameron keeps her on, call me Dave will have to a lot of explaining to do…
Her statement just showed she is illiterate too….
Is it because you is a cnut?
what in the name of all that’s holy and on the John Lewis List is going on?
Weird shit and it’s going to get much weirder. It’s all that *** stuff *** coming out of the Large Hadron Collider.
Weird stuff.
Cameron is gay. His party is gay. Enjoy your tokenist democracy.
Really? Mrs Cameron seems happy. I think she is very attractive. And for the record so does my girlfriend.
Coming from the Party that has attempted to legislate shirtlifting as a positive moral virtue and are now actively promoting q*eers for foster parents in preference to heterosexuals – Shxx shovelling comments like yours would gain far more credence where they belong pal on Labourlist.
At least we can vote, those poor students in Tiananmen square…. all they’ve got is a bunch of self-perpetuating, self- interested trough merchants devoted to hiding anything deemed embarrassing to the regime and controlling every aspect of the lives of the populous. I couldn’t imagine our government failing to hold an election if nearly 60,000 signatures on the No.10 forum asked the PM to resign or if the party’s popularity fell to an all time low. I’m sure they’d do the right thing if they’d dragged the country into the worst financial state it’d been in for over half a century. After all they’re in it for the country and not to feather their own nests.
You think the finances are bad now? Give it another 6 months, way this is going 1978 is going to look like the Winter of Perfect Contentment.
What’s the odds of martial law before next June?
Very good indeed, watch out for the “summer of hell”.
Coming real soon.
My my, how the left is resorting to the crudest type of hate speech. The beast has been cornered in its lair and now revealing its true character.
Very true.
Cornered rats.
TaT freaks me out. I think he’s probably a serial killer. Or just wants to be.
He tried being a serial killer but got confused. Made a complete mess of all the boxes of cornflakes in his local Tesco…
De-wreck, Just fuck orf ok? Otherwise Kates gonna kick your bollocks up round your ears again for fucking up her chance on the sofa with scofy.
And tell her to get her eyes tested. And her brains.
We need Compulsory Voting Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frequent Lie-detector tests for MPs, police officers, Senior Local Authority figures…please feel free to add…………..
You mean to make sure they don’t accidentally tell the truth ?
lol. 7/10 for the last paragraph.
We are just peeing in the wind trying to stop these troughers…
It’s embedded now…
Interesting take on the Labour election video – Vote no to Gordon Brown
Don’t know who re-edited the broadcast But at least it makes sense now. 5 stars
Well, whatever you think of this, Cameron has totally wrong-footed Brown with the publication.
Brown is fcuked.
HURRAY!!!!
i like you new girl, you sound kinda hard, wanna be in my cabinet?
It’s probably the Harris Tweed underwear that causes it.
yes I hate that too. He say “trensperent”. weirdo.
I see Quietzapple and his mice are active. Directive from Balls?
Have to hand it to Dave, he’s played this as well as anyone could. Clearly the best man to be PM
Have never been a Tory voter, but Cameron’s lead throughout this affair definitely has been the best of the bunch IMO.
ah, just like Tone did all them years ago, before the… um …agreement.
so who you gonna vote for next time?
Porkbusters!
Dissolve Parliament.
All trust is gone, all its authority evaporated.
The death of Neo Labour is quite spectacular.
hasn’t labour had a bit of a failed government beforehand, one when they were sort of asked to leave? does i happen often with them.
Do tell more
every time boyo
But this time spectacular bankruptrcy and indebtedness of the country for the whole of your life…
The death of NuLiebour is not yet quite complete. Give it another twelve months. The slight downside to this is that there might be even less to salvage from the shattered economy than there is now, but a Conservative government/LibDem opposition future sounds better for the country than anything involving the current bunch of incompetent, self-serving, ignorant, arrogant hoons.
Fucking hoons.
I like to Hoon it Hoon it. I like to HOON it
I thought having this site on a new server etc
was meant to ensure that some of the people
posting up comments
had at least a few brain sells.
What a fxxking load of rubbish.
‘Brain sells’ huh?
Dont shoot the mesenger.
this rubbish, which started in America, is the right thing to do
House of Commons is a shitty place.
Where eslse would you table your motion?
There’s a whole load of useless motions sitting round the Cabinet table inside 10 Downing Street.
The Privy Council
Labour wants to means test the £150 pensioners winter fuel allowance. Apparantly they seem to be a bit short of cash for some reason. Anyway, this got me thinking … why can’t second homes be means tested?
This from a government that has thrown money about like a drunken sailor over the past 11 years. Now they have blown the money they think about trying to recoup it from pensioners. There is one consolation. Once they are finally thrown out they will be staying out for at least a generation.
Or Cabinet Ministers’ food allowances. Especially married couples.
Ming Campbell claims £800 per month for food. What does the skinny old fraud live on? Beluga feckin caviar and bolly?
Fair point. A regiment of Gurkhas would be cheaper to provision. And probably more use.
Yes, boot out the troughers from Parliament – put in a Gurkha battalion until this mess is sorted.
his zimmer frame is made of the finest – and I mean that – shortbread
Why has CoservativeHome’s Tim “Nice but dim” Montgomerie removed the dozens of comments on his thread about the B NP.
Doesn’t Tim like all the adverse reaction to his pathetic little collaboration with elements in the Labour Party?
Is he really as stupid as he seems or just two-faced?
Useful Idiot Tim is trying to distract from all the sleaze of his betters in Westminster. He really is a pathetic specimen.
With the government and most of Parliament being shown to be totally corrupt, and with a recession of monumental proportions coming our way, Tim Montgomerie and the moribund ConservativeHome have decided that the big issue right now is the B NP.
Who is Timbo working for?
what a hoon
Makes a change from Montgomerie slagging off Cameron
“useful idiot” thats a big phrase who taught you that or have you been reading books again. just books with white men in no doubt. and big muscles. and shaven heads. am i close?.
Duh.
It’s because the B NP are racist National Socialists. You might not have got the memo, but wasn’t the most successful or best-received ideology of the 20th century.
And spare us the ‘collaboration with Labour’ bollox, Conservatives don’t need help in this fight.
I died for nothing
not as stupid as you it seems.
Rolf Harris is great isn’t he? Not like all those cocksuckers in parliament. Why can’t we make Rolf president, and shoot Brown?
Then hang him, then shoot him again?
And just keep fucking shooting him until there’s nothing left but a slight stain?
Better idea. Give him to Richard Hammond as an experiment for his Blast Lab
Rolf’s a great fellow and HIGNFY tonight was just great.
Hartley-Brewer’s rack was the best thing on it
Why should we be ruled by somebody from another country on the other side of the world? Silly!!!!
And do you remember that episode of the Goodies where Rolf Harris escapes and starts to breed in the wild? We will be overrun with them……..
The next one awaiting a visit from Plod:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5332053/David-Chaytor-and-the-phantom-13000-mortgage-claim-MPs-expenses.html
Clear criminal offence committed here by a Labour MP……
David Chaytor Labour MP Bury North who has now admitted claiming £13k on a mortgage that didn’t exist:
“The Telegraph has established that between September, 2005, and August. 2006, Mr Chaytor claimed £1,175 a month for mortgage interest on a Westminster flat. However, Land Registry records show that the mortgage on the flat had already been paid off in January 2004.
The MP for Bury North has some of the most controversial arrangements of any parliamentarian examined by the Telegraph over the past nine days. Since 2004, he has claimed for five different properties, “flipping” his designated second home between London, Yorkshire and Bury. He claimed for one home where his son was the named occupant on council tax bills.”
Blatant fraud. He claims over a grand a month for a mortgage that was paid off almost two years previously. The man’s taking the piss.
Why isn’t he being interviewed in a police station right now?
Because he’s an MP. Doh…
Listening to Ben Brogan last night on QT – a million documents to sort through.
Perhaps the DT will keep running these stories until the Government collapses.
What a twunt. To risk your job and reputation for a measly £13K. Pathetic.
“David is spending money to keep the economy turning over, Pete has offered hin some quantitive easing, it’s the right thing to do!”
“Before I forget, did I tell you that all this expenses problems started in America, please ask Nick Robinson, he will outline it for you in more detail”
Flipping homes FIVE times ?!! Now I know what Brown meant by Quantitative SLEAZing
Dack bog
you missed out a word in your reply
Its because he is a LABOUR MP
Plod’s current list of those who may help them with their enquiries includes Darling, Hoon (the real Hoon), Uddin and Morely. Jacqboots has got off. Help her to go here:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
Problems with his accounting!!!!!!!!
Accountancy is not my strongest suit
Hunts the lot of em
In fairness to Cameron at least his lot seem to have worked out that being sorry and showing a bit of humility is the very least the public want to see.
But what do we get from Liebour? Beckett and that Malik turd blaming everyone but themselves and telling the public to fuck off.
And McSnot? Back deep in the bunker.
Bunch of HuntZ
Pop back occasionally to see what’s occurring and to give the old place the once over
Have to say getting rid of the chesterfields and filling the place up with plywood sofas called Gnog from Ikea (wherever that is),letting people with names like “Wayne” and “Kevin” post plus all the shirt lifters from strange corners of the interweb who have flocked here doesn’t quite seem to be working.
Not sure O’Driscoll entirely knew what he was doing when he started admitting the hoi polloi
Still there you are………………………..
1 shotgun
00 buckshot x 12 cartridges
Balaclava x 1 (Black)
SF taking a seat?
GUIDO
When this has all blown over – well it won’t for a long time – but when the dust begins to settle, shouldn’t the BBC be requested to put their expenses on-line together with all the other bodies who get public money?
Ampers
and local government.
a.c.p.o. as well !
Any publicly funded organisation is likely to be lax with expenses all the way down the line since there is nobody likely to gain from strictness.
In this respect they are fairer than private firms, where skimming off expenses is the preserve of the upper management. I once worked for a firm where the MD used to reclaim his fuel cost both directly from the receipts and and from his credit card, but was sh1t hot at monitoring everybody else’s expenses. He cut the accountant who had to be kept onside, a little slack, of course.
Exactly
For the PEOPLE to Verify online
That is called DEMOCRACY
ALl these other bodies have PORVEN that they are either corrupt or totally ineffective to control this massive PILLAGING OF PUBLIC FUNDS
Pillaging is a good description. Plundering defined. Blatent fraud and totally selfish.
If you’re ever out drinking with BBC staff – even the most junior – they get the BBC to pay for their taxis home. At least it used to be like that.
The BBC will be the next corrupt column of British society to collapse with scandal.
Kaufman trying to claim almost £9k for a TV!?!?!? Troughing HOON.
SHAMELESS FRAUD
He’s a bit of a speccy twat – maybe he cant see TV properly unless its shown on a screen the size of the Odeon (since closed)
A “Labour Grandee” ………..my arse…
CAN WE GET SERIOUS SOMETIME
THESE ARE THIRD RATE GANGSTERS FRAUDING THE TAXPAYER
NINE GRAND for a tellly!!
This must either be one of those 100″ jobbies that needs a conference hall sized room to put it in, or else he’s been at the Bang and Olufsen end of the John Lewis list.
Resign, the fucking lot of you – let the electorate decide for ourselves what is reasonable or “Required for your duties as a Member”
More sleaze coming through from the Telegraph tonight:
Chris Bryant flipping several houses to increase his expenses and avoid tax.
Gerald Kaufman claimed £18,000 for an antique rug.
An old wig?
No I think he’s a roundhead.
Oh yeah.
http://tinyurl.com/q2nxm7
I’m making him a new T-shirt with ‘… for the taxpayer’ on it.
Was that the price for rendering good service to Beckett? ( as council officers say)
Hi I’m little piggy Bryant
I’ve just got back from the best gay nigthclub in town…
Got truly buggered…lost me Y FRONTS even…
But I am still Caligula’s Horse’s Deputy Leader of the House of Commons
SO RESPECT………..
And fuck you as they say in Zimbabwe….
Fucking hell it’s all kicking off again. Another Liebour MP on the fiddle. Will it ever end?
There’s at least another week of this to come with some of the worst sleaze and biggest names yet to be revealed.
It’s like a sort of collective enema for MPs. Parliament is going to be changed forever by this, one way or the other.
I think the person by whom the disk was made available to the DT should be made a member of the Order of Merit. That honour is in the gift of HM The Queen, natch, but no harm in suggesting it. The sort of abuses that are being revealed now, had they become endemic, would have been much harder to abolish later. Look at the way some MPs bullied the Fees Office if their claim was refused. I don’t care if or how much the whistle-blower got paid: unfortunately, the way we treat whistleblowers in this country, s/he will never work again, if s/he is ever found out.
Kaufman – there’s another one that makes me feel especially disappointed and sad.
From the DT.
Two of the old guard who one might have thought a bit more principled
Sir Gerald Kaufman, the former Labour environment minister, charged £1,851 for a rug he imported from a New York antiques centre and tried to claim £8,865 for a television. He also put in a claim for £28,834 — of which £15,329 was paid — for improvements to his London flat, telling officials that he was “living in a slum”.
Tam Dalyell, the former father of the House of Commons, attempted to claim £18,000 for bookcases two months before he retired as an MP in 2005.
The “Father of the House” doing a last minute theft job just before retiring
HOW LOW CAN THESE ARSEHOLES FALL ??!!
That is Quantitative SLEAZing on an epic scale !!
Top marks for tremendous Troughing, you HOONS !!
The same Tam Dalyell who so stoutly defended Speaker Martin up in Glasgow this afternoon.
I can see why now
Call in Plod. or better still the Army.
Yeah, The Army can tell Kaufman what living in slums is like.
What, the “Liebstandardt Adolf Balls”? They’ll nip round in me mums armoured allegro.
One more vote for the Army, drive the thieving hoons out of Westminster at gunpoint please.
So to beat the Auto censor
C unt
B NP
G eorge cross
Labour MP Chris Bryant, Harriet Harman’s assistant as Deputy Leader of the House of Commons, flipped his second home twice in a year claiming over £20,000 in extra expenses.
I’m really more interested in whether or no he flipped Harriet.
Oh Little¨Piggy Bryant again…
We have not forgotten you…
You will be hung out to dry nice and slowly Piggy..
Until your Y fronts fall off in public…
Are the MSM looking for me?
No, but your flight arrival time back from the USA has been noted, and you may be escorted directly from immigration to Paddington Green.
without passing GO…
No. But Knacker of the Yard might be.
Enough is fcking enough, Chaytor, you stinking troughing pig. You should ALL be GONE by TOMORROW.
ENOUGH!!
Just forget all these MPs robbing the taxpayer, the main issue is the rise of the B NP according to Tim Montgomerie of ConsevativeHome.
You have to vote for the Lib-Lab-Con Alliance or the Bogeyman will get you.
Bogeyman gets my vote from now on…
Bogeyman is already putting the Shits up Cameron
“Dangerous times” etc
Brown and Cameron (sadly the latter) have shown themselves to eb completely out of touch with public feeling or morality
We are really in a Marie Antopinette “Give them cakes then” world…where the “political class” have no idea how the other 99% live, work, feel etc
UN F’ING BELIEVABLE
If a creep and grass like Tim Montgomerie says don’t vote BN P then that’s probably a good enough reason to vote for them.
Cameron is by far the best of a bloody awful bunch.
Who’s the plum who hates nurses in the first post?
When you obviously odious personality gets you a good kicking down the pub and you get taken to A+E, where the nurses will patch your worthless body up, you’ll be saying “Thank you nurse, your an angel”.
Fook off out of it, you cnut!
Many nurses are lazy, useless arrogant cows these days. They’ve been to uni and are too important to look after patients.
If you don’t believe me then spend a few days getting MRSA in that filthy hellhole they call Arrowe Park Hospital near Birkenhead.
If you want lazy nurses and a shithole of a hospital then try Watford General, if you dare.
Try the Luton and Dunstable!
There’s horror stories … then there’s L&D!
If you want to complain about the L&D then you need to discuss it with your MP. Maybe you could claim the train fare to Southampton on expenses?
THIS PARLIAMENT IS DESTROYED
COMMONS AND LORDS
ROOT AND BRANCH REFORM IS NEEDED NOW
AND A GENERAL ELECTION SUPERVISED BY CITIZEN’S COMMITTEES
IT IS TIME FOR THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN TO TAKE DEMOCRACY INTO THEIR OWN HANDS
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
COULD BE A REAL REVOLUTION
THE FIRST SINCE 1688
Why do they keep saying “It’s within the rules”? That’s no defence. They make the “rules”.
You mean government by the people for the people? I’m beginning to ask what does it take for the populace to be inclined enough to do something? And, what is the role of MI5 because I always believed that they were in place to prevent the kind of destruction to our democracy and freedoms we are now experiencing.
They’re all on a diversity awareness role play weekend in Wales. It’ll take a while for the canteen security arrangements to be worked out – they’ll be back in July ish
Hat tip: Caps lock off.
*
CROMWELLS* SUCCESSION
THEY MUST RESIGN KNOT REIGN
THEY MUST RESIGN TO RED QUEEN IN THE TOWER OF LUNDUN
IF THERE IS POLITICAL POWER IN CASTING A VOTE,
THEN THERE IS POLITICAL POWER IN HOLDING ON 2 IT
THE APATHETIQK VOTER IS IN THE ASCENDANTSEA
It is just mindblowing how much swindling has gone on with MPs expenses. Incredible that this had not leaked out before now, even the few not on the take must have been perfectly aware what was going on. In that sense THEY ARE ALL GUILTY.
In fairness, some have been trying to change the system from within. The DT has accelerated the process somewhat, and given the rest of us much entertainment in the process. Doesn’t quite make up for being ripped off, but fun nontheless.
EXACTLY
NOT ONE HAD THE COURAGE TO “OUT” THIS
AND THE LOBBY KNEW ALL ABOUT IT AS WELL
LIKE THEY ALL KNEW ABOUT MCBRIDE BUT KEPT MUM UNTIL GUIDO BLEW THE WHISTLE
AND TO THINK THAT IT WAS A YOUND AMERICAN WOMEN WHO BLEW THE EXPENSES OPEN…
AND IT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS…………
Please turn the caps lock off.
maybe he’s just very angry
*
KAPSLOQKON
MAY B HE WRIGHTS 4 THE HARD OF HEERING
I have started a fund to help destitute MPs who have been obliged to pay back most of their expenses and are now suffering hardship.
Please give generously.
We will be able to claim tax on your donations if you sign a Giftaid form from HM Revenue and Customs
Please send as much as possible to me and I promise to make sure that it gets to a good home. I am an Honourable man.
Regards
Isaac Hunt
I suspect there are MEPs quietly chuckling at the small amounts involved.
Put me down for 150 bags of horse sh*t.
The British have been too soft for years but more and more are now saying enough’s enough.
There is a backlash on the way.
People are already throwing bricks through political office windows…
Only a question of time before these turds are physically attacked in the street, their houses…
IF NO ELECTION NOW
You can pin a red rosette on a dog turd and some dumb fucks will still vote for it.
From Sky News
Shahid Malik, who stepped down as Justice Minister, has received the unanimous support from his Dewsbury constituency Labour Party.
Local party officials said Mr Malik’s integrity was still intact.
He quit his Government role pending an inquiry into claims about how much rent he pays for one of his homes.
THE QUEEN SHOULD CALL FOR THE FORMATION OF AN INTERIM GOVERNMENT PENDING NEW ELECTIONS..
OTHERWISE THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO EXPLODE
NAMES FOR A RESPECTED INTERIM PM please ?
David Cameron after he wins the next general election.
Call one now and let’s vote these bastards out. We don’t need the queen or anyone else to do it for us.
Cameron, if the army don’t step in first.
Brown is so mad he will not leave without some heaving…
And he still has a majority…
He is mad enought to hang on until there is a revolution..
Like Gorbals…
WHAT THE FUCK
The queen and her bastards are the biggest spongers and thief’s stealing from us taxpayers.
We would like to remind you that the Royal firm are taxpayers nowadays, and we don’t think we get good value for our taxes either.
I can imagine that if it is being weighed up it may be awkward. Would a disolved parliament cause more economic damage or improve our standing in the eyes of the markets. Personally my gut feeling is that HM should use her authority, resulting in a GE and allowing a vote on the european issue at same moment. Lets get this sorted out quickly and move forward. We don’t know if we’re coming or going and I wish to start a business. Others may want to start a family, etc? These bloody politicians are really screwing things up for all of us.
you lot with your pleas for a coup – TOO LATE! You think the army is up to it now? PC placemen abound at the top. No equipment, not enough troops.
And… oh hang on there’s someone at the door…
The greedy Hunts cry about a bad week for democracy……when was there ever democracy when all these corrupt bastards get back handers from big cooperation lobbyists and to get policy’s & laws passed by their Bilderberg cronies.
The Piglets don’t become MPs without their masters say so.
Personally i think it’s a great week for the people,to see the parasites squirming
with the spotlight tuned in to their vomit dropping from their mouths as they scuttle across are plasma screens.
Probably the best week for democracy in about 20 years – getting all this crookery out into the light of day.
With even more Labour fraud being exposed, Gordon Brown has gone into hiding again. At least Cameron is out and about and facing up to it.
Brown has cracked up.
Looks like it.
Can’t cope. He’s frit.
Brown’s shitting himself. The big jessie’s not up to it and right out of his depth.
Anyone know where Brown is?
Or Mandelson ?
It must be eerie even for them…
Feeling the Wrath of the People in full force now…
I knew it!
The Priory, Room: 101.
Fingers crossed he’s gone away somewhere quiet with a bottle of whisky and a revolver, never to be seen alive again
Tam Dalyell tried to claim £18000 on bookshelves?
Fucking hoon, how many copies of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion has he got?
More pizza for the IDF?
Hello tim from http://www.politicalbetting.com
Leave tim alone or his zionist pal URW will be along to make sneering, sarky comments about you.
Good to see Bee N’Pea turn up.
Thick as shit.
No doubt it was the fault of Mrs Thatcher for sinking the Belgrano. Always thought he was a pompous old hypocrite. He’s got away with it, but good riddance nevertheless.
Should have stuck a Torpedo up his arse. I hear Gordon likes that.
“Give me 650…” You have the best moniker on this blog
I’d like to see Tam Dayell get his dues.
He used information from a whistle blower friend of mine back in the ’80s. The whistle blower got the sack and hasn’t worked since… Tam Dayell has never checked up on him once.
Fucking scumbag Dayall troughing on book cases/
Fucking unbelievable fucking fucking fucking hoon
Like he reads books.
Is it for his porn mag collection.
Poor bloke – he is on Sky News – sounds virtually in tears that people can’t understand.
He’s a conman and an actor. Only a fool would fall for his sob story.
Sky reported that Brown was heckled when he was out today. We need lot’s more of this.
Just seen the bit on Newsnight where Malik was claiming the media want ‘an arm’. And if they got that they’d want his other arm. And if they got that they’d want his legs. Is he the black knight from Python and the Holy Grail?
sharia law or summat, innit?
It’s a mere flesh wound
Come back. I’ll bite you to death.
‘Tis but a scratch.
I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food TROUGH wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
He’s a hoon.
What we want is a bloody honest politician who votes for their constituents and not their whip.
Oh god… you’re an idealist. You’re doomed to a life of impotent frustration. (Welcome to my world).
Hahaha.
Nothing wrong with having ideals. My betting is that most MPs had ideals when they went into Westminster. The trick is keeping them while being an MP.
To be honest I’d settle for an MP that keeps his troughing to a minimum, votes with his conscience and who consults with his constituents regularly.
Not sure about troughing but Ed Vaizey has always come across as a damn good MP. So much so he even offered to personally intervene when we had an issue with the local primary school. Puts his views across and doesn’t patronise his constituents when he doesn’t agree with their views either. That’s my personal experience anyway.
Actually my local MP – so far – is coming out clean. It does seem to be increasingly hard to hold on to principles when you’re paid from the public purse after so many years of closet conservatism.
its only a cash wound
Sadly they seem to be the ones that cause the most pain.
Fucking outstanding from ‘call me Dave’. Getting his MP’s in line, pointing out to the voters that his MPs (government in waiting) are making ‘sacrifices’ by not kicking the pants out of expenses and preparing the rest of y’all for a bit of ‘thrift’.
Do you know – I think he might be able to pull it off. (No, not that kind of ‘pull it off’ Master Baiter). I mix with a lot of what I reckon to be ‘swing’ voters. I’m one myself. I’m not dogmatic. I ask only for responsible, coherent adults making sensible decisions. Unfortunately we have had 12 years of utter imbeciles making Chimpanzee-like, shit-throwing, eat-your-own-young kind of decisions.
Utter fucking imbeciles. Mistaking the Tories governmental failings of the 1990′s for their electoral success.
Imbeciles. A government of fucking jellyfish. Plankton. Pond scum.
The gift of a balanced budget, global boom, voter good-will all squandered. Pissed up against the wall of their fucked-up ideology.
Why do these fuckers need an ‘ideology’? Why can’t they be content with doing a competent fucking job? Why do they have to sacrifice doing a competent fucking job for the greater good of their fucked-up ideology? Eh?
I hope there is an afterlife so the likes of Blair, Brown et al can rot in Hell for eternity as theprice of the comprimises they made with Satan for a few years strutting the world stage and the history books.
The evil fucking bastards.
It agree with almost all Sir
BUT
They never had an ideology…Blair Mandeslon and Brown (because they are the ones who created this mayhem) never believed in any but themselves
Their self-aggrandisement
Their personal welath
Their power
Their photo ops
So it has always been purely venal, narcissictic, self-worshiping immorality…and they just conned the great British public for their own personal ends..
With respect, that is not an ideology…
That is Machiavelli mixed with a dose of Caligula…
Bloody evil and disastrous mix…
Evil.
It is a very dangerous combination , its a celebration without any clearly defined reason .
“things can only get only get better” ???
What kind of opened my eyes , was some years ago i enquired if i could contribute to a commision , bloke on end of phone “yes of course you can , its open government these days send your letter in ” “by the way what is your interest ?”
CW: “well ive done some figures and i dont think it will work , and i think your going to spend a lot of money on somthing that wont work , and by the way ive checked your figures and they are inaacurate and untrue ”
bloke on commission ” i see what group do you represent ”
CW “no one ive checked my figures (university professor agreed with me) and they should be presented ”
bloke on committe ” well you see we are only having the meeting with represenation groups , suggest you give them a call”
quick look at the list and they were either recieving goverment money , when i contacted member of one these groups who was going to go to meeting , he gave me a load of spin , told me i wasnt clear in my thinking , but refused to confirm my calculations (not complex ones) were right .
I realised it was rigged , a PR excercise . stalin getting the right questions to make the decsisions about spending our taxes . Speaker martin is ahowing how it fails , but the system that labour has engineered goes far wider .
there are some good mps I know that , this pain is directly as a result of how labour have run parliment .
This sounds exactly like one goes on in the EU parliament. You are welcome to any view you like as long as it is the “right” view. Any dissent from that “right” view is not allowed and you will censured for saying it.
Ask our friend Mr Hannan for more details. http://www.hannan.co.uk
Getting very worried now…
Over…
Now we know why the emergency services thought it a good idea to purchase mobile chemical biological decontamination vehicles a couple years back. But they will be useless dealing with the stench coming from this lot.
“I’m Punch, where’s my Judy?”
The ludicrous Pound is back on Sky saying he’s so upset he almost resigned as an MP. Funny, he said the same thing a week ago but he’s still drawing his salary and putting in expense claims.
Down here
Shit bag Pound us on Newsnight. Why is it that every weekend this little vile shit crawls out from the woodwork? He’s trying to spin this as a pro Labour thing.
“We brought in the Freedom of Information act” he wanks on. Yes and Liebour ans Speaker Martin have been trying to exempt themselves from it?
Pound is a professional liar.
They know the game is up – especially stinking, slimy troughers like Pound. This is malfeasance, pure and simple and it is time we demanded the cops.
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/latest-piggy-caught-in-mortgage-fraud.html
‘Pound’ ?? Is n’t that a typo for ‘Pondlife’ ?
Politicos like Pound and Beckett really think they are smarter than the public. They think that if they phrase the issue in the right way that we’ll comply.
What the dumb fucks haven’t realized is that whereas in the past only a minority of the public were immune to this (and admittedly Blair was very good at it), now it is the majority who are impervious. I don’t think they’ll ever get it – once we kick them out, it’ll be a moot point whether they do or don’t.
As we have seen on his PEB today, Cameron gets it and is talking to us like adults.
That’ll be £50 plus expenses appearance fee, plus £20 a minute Not just ONE Pound – lots of them.
Info on
the Balls’
Atony Bliar
P L E A S E
you are politically a fucking idiot to still go on about party’s, they are all robbing thieving hoons.
Balls and his wife were in the Telegraph today. Relatively minor stuff compared to some that’s been published. Maybe that injunction worked?
Bliar’s receipts (and Martin’s) were ‘accidentally’ shredded. Some of them anyway.
Noting will change until the English rise up and do to fucking Gorbels Mick what we did to that fucking gay boy William Wallace who liked a bit of shit stabbing. Chop his balls off and shove his head on a pole and send the rest back to fucking Scotland.
I note that the jocks all think McSnot and Gorbels Prick are doing a good job. Well they fucking would. None of them work and all sponge off the state. Just like MPs.
Wanker
William Wallace was a wanker. Till he got his knob chopped off. No shit stabbing then. Fuck off you jock wankers.
Less of the sweeping statements GM650LPAAROPWAICFD.
I’m Scottish and I despise every last one of these Scottish Labour MPs.
I can assure you that many of us up here feel the same.
Stereotyping certainly won’t help us perceive our true enemies, but I have to say there is something about a certain type of Scot that really gets up my nose. Baroness Scotland, for example. Just as I find some Yorkshiremen worse than irritating – Shahid Malik being a case in point.
Prick. Wallace was a common man who fucked the Norman/English overlords out of Scotland. He would have Brown, Martin and the other Labour traitors decapitaded and burnt if he was alive. He would then take your piano wire and slice off your wee knob and stick it so far up your your shit sheuch you would choke on your own tadger. Racist prick.
Commenting as a bit of a mongrel Brit, one of the ‘achievements’ of Labour misrule, and their campaign to unseat Thatcher and Major, has been how they have deliberately driven a wedge between the English, Scots and Welsh.
The problem with Brown, Martin and the rest isn’t that they are Scottish, but that they are socialists. Labour conspired to divide and rule; bickering among ourselves panders to their agenda.
Nice bit of Carlton type pr. Electorate will respond on June4!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1182926/Taxman-use-database-ID-cards-track-spending-habits-bank-accounts.html
Of course, this covers a bit more than just Parliamentary expenses…
So is Jacqui going to publish what Mr Timney spends on that he DOESN’T claim on expenses?
Mr Speaker is to resign BEFORE next election – confirmed.
Seriously ??? Won’t that involve a by-election ? Man that’s BIG if it’s true.
And about F*cking TIME!!!!
would be even better if you said Brown
Confirmed – by nothing more than your post above. This is like all the injunction rumours last week, no-where but in stupid blog commenters’ imaginations. Grow up please.
Look at Maliks photo, notice the carefully placed ‘England’ mug, he must think we are fucking stupid, like all of these ethnic bastards his loyalties lie with the shithole his incestors come from.
Suprised the white wasn’t replaced with green and the name read out Englandistan.
In the interview he said twice *The Green Book was his BIBLE*
THAT’S MALIK THE MUSLIM MP
TWAT
Although the term “bible” is often used to refer to some sort of definitive document that offers guidance. It is often used in legal circles for bound versions of all contract documents in a deal involving multiple seperate agreements, for example.
IN THE NAVY WE BITE PILLOWS AND GRAB EACH OTHERS ANKLES AND HAVE A GAY OLD TIME.
IN WESTMINSTER WE FIDDLE AND DIDDLE AND HAVE A GAY OLD TIME.
Well whoop de whoop – 3 MPs (incl. the dear leader) fessing up – as at 2300hrs. And is this really the whole bill for in each case? Why does Mr Paterson need to claim £14.99 for a camera memory card – that’s exatly the sort of thing that proles in the street like us pay for out of our own money. As for Two Brains – I for one would be happy to write a cheque for £97.95 towards “replacing old and new unworkable equipment” if that was the scappage price for getting rid of him.
I bet, give us the odds, that Denis Skinner doesn’t loose his seat
lose, loser
Something to do with the fact that he’s in one of the safest Labour seats in the county, and is being fair in his expenses, I believe in the bottom handful of spenders.
Good on him, we need characters like that in the Commons, even if I disagree with almost everything he has to say!
CMD has upstaged Broon with his non party political broadcast this evening good for him.BUT he is still advocating that we should be buying them houses and allowing them to keep the profits NO NO NO NO NO.
Granted MP’s have got to live somewhere to attend parliament if they are not from London.I would suggest~
Let them chose a London borough to live in which has sensible transport links to their constituancy be it by road or rail.Put them on the waiting list for a council property with enough points to put them just behind a single pregnant teenager,and see how they get on.Pay their rent,utilities and council tax(as long as they can prove they’ve paid same at their constituancy home) and that’s it.
After a few years I bet we would see a significant difference in policy regarding affordable house building,teenage pregnancy,anti social behaviour,and council housing standards.And we wouldn’t be pouring money into their pockets.
don’t be so stupid
How about a barracks somewhere in London, where they would have basic food provided at taxpayers expense. If they don’t like it, they can go somewhere else at their own expense. Simple.
By the way, why do we pay ANYTHING on Brown’s London flat when he’s lived in downing Street for 12 years (and presumably Jockland in the holidays).
You forgot Dorneywood and Chequers
There won’t be any fucking profits from property for a good few years. Trust me.
Anyone elected in 2005 who loses their seats in 2009/10 (if there’s an election that is), will be sitting on a loss. If they can sell at all.
Is the taxpayer going to bail them out of the shit?
You reckon.
The point you are missing is that if they make a gain on the property when sold, that is not at the expense of the taxpayer – it does not use up our tax pounds in the way that paying for maintenance does. They should pay CGT on sale like everyone does on properties other than ones’ main residence.
I admit one could argue that MPs’ second homes in central London might distort the market by creating further demand, but doubt this has a measurable material effect in adding to the overall price of property in the country.
In one way, making a profit on second homes could be seen like a share option scheme in the private sector. If MPs enhance the wealth of the nation, then one hopes that property values would appreciate (properly, and not via an artificial credit bubble). So making something on disposal is not necessarily a bad thing (subject to CGT paid).
We should also incentivize public sector workers – bung ‘em a bonus for every billion knocked off government expenditure or for every 10,000 headcount reduction.
or Jeremy Corbyn
TELEGRAPH
New ‘super rats’ evolve resistance to poison
Rats across Britain are evolving a resistance to poison that makes them almost impossible to kill, scientists have warned.
Oh dear, well we will just have to be allowed guns again, won’t we?
Friday evening update, or oh, dear!
Give them caravans, in Hyde Park. couple of marquees in Green Park. Let them live there and we can call them Pikey’s. Most of the rich fuckers own horses anyway, what’s the difference? They’re all Pikey’s
Jesus Christ, here’s another.
I wonder : Is this a bottomless pit of dishonesty?
Claiming for non-existent mortgage, flipping five times?
Telegraph
New ‘super rats’ evolve resistance to poison
Rats across Britain are evolving a resistance to poison that makes them almost impossible to kill, scientists have warned.
House Of Commons is looking for an Exterminator
Lab v con. Bored. Nighty night!
They just don’t get it. Top of the list one hundred quid plus on newspapers. The test is wholly, necessarily and exclusively in the performance of duties.
There’s a tax case , Fitzpatrick vs Commissioners of Inland Revenue where Lord Templeman said:
‘Similarly in the present case it seems to me that a journalist does not purchase and read newspapers in the performance of his duties but for the purpose of ensuring that he will carry out his duties efficiently. If deductions of this kind were allowed in one case every journalist or other similar employee would claim to be entitled to deduct the payment made by him for every newspaper and periodical which he chose to purchase and there would be no end to it.’
So, it’s still one rule for MPs and another for the rest. I thought Cameron was meant to be getting a grip.
It is more than Chairman Brown has done, but I guess that because the expences scandel is not Global he cannot cope!!!!!!
There are a lot of jobs where there is a need to be abreast of the news to do the job effectively, and being an MP is definitely one of them. He isn’t claiming for a Reuters screen. £108 for a month of newspapers is not unreasonable at all given the prices they charge these days – an MP needs to know about potential attacks on policy whether they come from the Grauniad or The Times or The Mail. Of course, at the moment they all need to read the DT very carefully.
In reply to “It doesn’t add up”
The taxpayers in Fitzpatrick vs CIR used that very argument and lost. All other taxpayers claiming expenses of the sort you suggest would have their claim turned down by HMRC using the tax case as justification.
Cameron is looking to crack down and top of his published list is an expense that would be taxed in the hands of all employees in the UK. You might think it unreasonable but that is the law of the land and has been for the best part of a century.
please people- don’t forget to leave your mark-
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
right now at 58,749
Go and stick your head in a bucket of shit; it is about all politicians
another liebour twat with a great contribution up late? obviously cant take his drink.
scuse the pig hes late for his medication
Arthur-
We need an election to deal with ALL politicians- this petition is one way that can lead to this… one hopes. G Brown doesn’t seem likely to oblige us voluntarily does he?
I’m not going to give my address. I don’t want to end up like Dr Kelly, thank you very much.
so this lot have put the shits up the good people of this country? this is scary. seems the new nazis are winning.
It will be even scarier to let them get away with it.
Moley gave his address on the petition and he gave his address to the leaders of the three main political parties when he wrote to them to say that he was no longer paying the BBC Licence fee.
Moley will fight to the death for what he believes in, just as his grandfather did, and as our soldiers do today.
We are all afraid, but we conquer our fear.
Mercian-
Don’t you think 58,750 bodies in the woods might start to look a little suspicious?
If they know where you live they could come round and give you a flu shot.
Moley-
Yes- thankyou. I am not in the services but do appreciate, very much, your statements. I have family in several cemeteries from WW1 onwards- we must not throw away their, or indeed, our current forces efforts and sacrifices for this Country. If they can show such courage then so should we from “behind our keyboards”. We must not be cowed.
Don’t be daft; it’s not quite that bad, but could be one day if we don’t stand up.
FROM THE BBC—
A radioactive leak at Sellafield went undetected for 14 months, an internal inquiry at the nuclear reprocessing plant has found.
The “steady drip” was detected on 23 January, the day Gordon Brown visited the site to announce possible locations for new nuclear power stations.
JUST FUCK OFF McBUST YOU CURSED ONE-EYED Hunt
How can this leak be undetected? Don’t they have guidocounters on permanent alert to pick up noteworthy leaks in the public interest?
What’s happened to the story about the newly-ex justice minister?
Playing the race card in earnest is he? Stopped you dead in your tracks, has he?
It doesn’t matter if he’s white, black, brown or purple if he’s a thief.
OT
Nice photo of a Duck
You can see the quacks appearing in the wooden support rail. They were’nt there yesterday when I went to feed the pike.
Sounds like Brown, needs to end the same way too.
Fuck this I want to see Cooper and Balls strung up.
I dont know how many read my last few comments about how our politicians have been deliberately corrupted by the establishment, in order to facilitate blackmail from the whips office.
I found this statement from Mrs Iain Dale. I thought it might interest some of you.
“I was at a talk given by Ken Livingstone at Oxford University last night, and he said something which, if true, I found appalling. When asked about MPs expenses, he claimed that when he was an MP, the whips called a meeting and said that they had noticed that many MPs were not claiming their second home allowance even though they were entitled to it. If this was the case, they requested that the MPs claim it and give it to the Labour Party. They were apparently encouraged to claim it, and were told it was there as a supplement to their salary. MPs were apparently told it was “not a matter for the Inland Revenue”. Now this was Ken Livingstone talking, so the above comes with all the usual caveats. He was also speaking about the early 1990s, so it’s not exactly recent. But nevertheless – appalling.”
Unquote.
I am as certain as I need to be that the Conservative Whips were doing the same thing at the same time, as I am sure most of you are.
Now why do you think they would want to be doing that??????????????????
Please be reminded
It is not so much our politicians that should worry us, only they should worry us half to death anyway. Mortal MP’s are just as open to the temptation of seemingly easy, and legally so, free cash as any of the rest of us.
The problem is the SYSTEM. Not the largely ignorant and vastly incompetent minions caught up in its viciously controlling spiders web of manipulation.
Who was the civil servant that drafted up this blackmailers charter?
Remember others have been caught out by this over the last few years, at no time did any of them snitch on the system. WHY, what did they have too lose? What sort of huss incentive were they given or threatened with? What type of LEGISLATION did the WHIPS offices get their respective victims to vote for? Was most of it stuff that they knew was immoral, dishonest or destructive to our lives liberty and prosperity?
These are the types of questions we should be asking, and trying to find a common pattern too.
i tell ye , labour have corrupted more than parliment , until you work that one out you wont understand why what is happening is necessary
That is for sure.
They have over time corrupted just about everything that the so called Conservative Party did not get around to.
Have you ever heard of the ratchet effect of socialism?
All the Conservative Party has ever managed at its best is slowing international communism down a bit from time to time, when not wittingly or otherwise giving it a strong helping hand.
Just imagine if you were a Second World War Tommy, and could see the future of this country as it is today.
Would you still willingly go over the top?
Or would you put down your weapon, and display your white snot rag, in the safe knowledge that we must have actually ended up losing?
Who were the corruptors
When will be able to name them even here
One of the first was Mendolson’s “public relations” firm (cf Guardian articles)
By their own admisssion (more tomorrow to stop censorship)…
“I am as certain as I need to be that the Conservative Whips were doing the same thing at the same time, as I am sure most of you are”
Well, don’t include me in the ‘most’ . What is your basis for this? This appears to be typically biased conjecture/opinion we have had to become accustomed to from this lot of liars and their groupies. Do you support labour perchance? It is a serious assertion.
Please substantiate with verifiable facts.
Well if we’re gong to go all “Deep Throat” and Conspiratorial it must be pointed out that The Square Mile was not best Pleased with the prospect of being pilloried and a raft of eye watering regulation heading their way after the Banking Catastrophe.
Brown was starting to get rather populist in his blaming of the Bankers and some say he was preparing to very firmly shift the blame four square onto the Bankers and The City and ride the wave of populist anger to deflect his obvious complicity.
But Brown, New Labour and the City were incestuously close and there is still a great deal of influence wielded from those in the City to “friends” in the Government and the Civil Service.
One Expenses Scandal later and the City is almost smelling of roses despite the incomprehensibly VAST amount of cash they fobbed onto the Taxpayers for their actions.
But this might all be as simple as one p*ssed off civil servant getting his own back on Piggish MP’s constantly haraunging the Fees Office and demanding that their Expenses be met.
ooh S E – i love it when you talk dirty.
Please substantiate with verifiable facts.
I can not, it is my opinion. I do not profess to have any inside or direct given knowledge about anything to do people in power. If I met one of these alien creatures by off chance, they would most certainly dislike myself, and I would most likely find the temptation to kick them hard in the balls, infinitely to great to resist.
Could you substantiate that they did not, with verifiable facts?
I thought not.
Do you always wait to have all of the verifiable facts verified in triplet and signed in front of a JP, before coming to a personal opinion or conclusion?
My advice is to not attempt to cross the road without a responsible adult holding your hand. Otherwise you will be standing on the curb, until it is time to come home from school.
However if we did some investigating into the other points I made, a pattern may emerge regarding which type of legislation respective Labour or Conservative MP’s were most ‘ENCOURAGED’ to abstain or vote for.
I suspect that these WHIPPINGS would have more to do with establishment agendas rather then Party political ones. Matters of conscience, that sort of thing.
Yes, some of them do still have a conscience and a constituency party to worry about.
Other wise there would be no need for a whips office, or a highly suspect and designed to be corrupting expenses system.
The SYSTEM was easy to totally corrupt…
The corrpptors were invited to play tennis with Tony Blair several years before he bacame PM………… YEARS before he became Prime Minister
I will continue tomorrow to avoid this message being censored…
At Lord Levy’s house ?
David Chaytor and Tam Dalziel are in the Telegraphs crosshairs tomorrow.
BTW anyone like to guess how Big this story has been for them ?
They must be well pleased with their circulation boost for certain.
Only mention it as The Eye has a vastly amusing Tale of Rebekah Wade and The Sun turning DOWN this story and her subsequent “meltdown” as she realised the Telegraph were going to run with it for all it was worth.
I don’t think Rupert will be best pleased.
At least we don`t gas Jews you German hoon.
david cheater- how apt………..
malik has no defence………..black,brown,pink,striped……..grey,green. blue(hopefully)-
he is a cheating bastard…….
i wonder what the penalty would be under sharia law?
an arm or a leg?
That’s what he’s afraid of. I believe they start with just a right hand.
That’s his sex life wrecked then.
The Torygraph is taking the piss with their (true) story:
New “super rats” evolve
It is of course prophetic and a parable in true Animal Farm tradition.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5329950/New-super-rats-evolve-resistance-to-poison.html
lol. I often look for subliminals in the media and I think the timing of this story is no coincidence
c’mon its past your bedtime
I’m staying up for tomorrows Sunday papers.
I’m sure this was all political, you know. 4 foot up this page. OHHH where did it all go wrong???
Swans – Filth here:
Thank you Mr. Cameron, Sir. Now I can watch you and the other tory thieving twats ripping me off in real time. I’m so excited I just trollied myself.
%”&, you’re my kind of guy
Tam Dayell and Austin Mitchell in 2 separate interviews on the Steven Nolan Show on 5 Live between 11-1 tonight/this morning have just made complete Hunts of themselves,no other way to put it,over the expense claim thing.
Probably on the Iplayer or BBC Podcast by the time most read this,if so worth listening to if only to wonder at the sheer arrogance and ignorance of both twats.,Rory Bremner couldn’t have done better.
Dazbaby was on earlier – just complete utter waste of space.
Fucking fucking fucking fucking hoon
iplayer appears to be broken
I see Cameron’s still claiming for his Oxfordshire house.
Poor Lady Astor will never the less suffer somewhat from all that lost revenue to OKA.
Cameron should give up his allowance – agreed. Total double standards. He should pay his own way, commute or stay in a hotel.
If you, like me, are absolutely beside yourself with anger about our political class, please take a look at my new blog. I want to link up with anyone who wants to push hard for the deselection of corrupt MP’s. Please visit, comment and advise:
http://howtoremoveyourmp.blogspot.com/
The biggest problem with any Party Political Broadcast for the European Elections – is the scale of fraud over there dwarfs what’s going on here.
So Dave’s decided not to mention the MEP thing – cos it’ll attract the wrong attention. Don’t like the House of Commons – send ‘em to Europe Instead – there’s nothing you can do about the troughing there!
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THE SITUATION IS PRIMED FOR SUPERSIZING
DO NOT BE APATHETIC AT THE EURO ELECTIONS…
they want you to NOT vote – and then it will continue as normal.
Use your vote – and don’t vote for Lib Lab Con.
“None of the above” does not cut it – its about time we sent a big fucking message back.
If you have “Monster Raving Loony Party” as yer only option, vote for them. I dont care – but ANYTHING but Lib Lab Con.
staying at home and not voting is NOT AN OPTION.
Vote Ron Paul!
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I TAKE NO OPTION
Bradshaw’s saying that the allegations made about his expenses are “Deeply homophobic”,yeah and Mugabe’s a monster “because he’s black” is he? Twat.
When will these queers stop saying that any criitism is “homophphic” when it is simply a statement of their fraud..
Are ordinary non-homo-sexuals now reduced to not speaking about the fraud of a queer because he is a queer..
In which case, those describing us a homophobes are simply frauding hyopcrites hiding behind their homosexuality…
Enought said I think
….Same principle as that used by our M oslem friend Shadrick Malrick, “you only attack me because I’m a M uslim.” No Malik (and for Malik read also the homosexual fraudsters), we attack you and the rest of your scummy immoral colleagues because you defraud us taxpayers of our hard earned cash while nodding through parliament outrageous legislation to erode civil liberties, freedom of speech and our very democracy.
And in your specific case Malik, we are especially outraged because too many in your undeserving, uneducated community provide treacherous support for terrorism and acts of terrorism and then hide behind your “minority rights”.
Sharia to you lad.
May you now languish for ever in some rented hellhole with your precious 8 million quid massage chair, well away from the seat of democratic power.
In Western democracies only democrats steeped in Western democratic history and tradition should be allowed anywhere near our parliament.
The Mad Malik was recently on YouTube promising his Burkah-clad followers that by 2016 the Westminster parliament would be dominated by a majority of Moslem MPs.
God spare us!
Joanna Lumley, Jenny Agutter and Jordan for PM, Chancellor & Home Secretary
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JOANNA LUMLEY WOOD MAKE A GOOD MAYOR OF LUN DUN
DC if this is mainatained you appear to be setting the gold std on openness however how do we now the data is valid and not a convenient sub set?
Llsten boys
Tony Blair has about £ 13 million (unh’fcing believable) in property assets, cut it in half to speak of net assets..plus Goid knows how much in continuing expenses, Police (!!)) protection etc
Mandelson about € 2.5 million probaly less than half net…p)lus hos untaxed Euro income etc and his millionaire friends who will pay him millions when he “reirtes”…
Brown is still in power…we do not know how much he will “spin” in the future but he alrady very comfortable…
These people are fucking millionaire CAPITALISTS….
ANYONE WHO SERIOUSLY THINKS THAT HEY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE WORKING CLASSES, LABOUT VOTERS, UNEMPLOYED ETC ARE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS
Yes Sir
More tomorrow…if the censors allow it even here…
That reminds me – must double-check to make sure my Gaydar subscription hasn’t accidentally ‘slipped through’ my accounting procedures (I’m very busy, you know), and been accidentally charged to the taxpayer.
My dear Guido
I hope you and Mrs Guido and the girls are flourishing…
I have just come home from my fifteenth honourable correspondent’s Planter’s Punch..
Keeping up the old traditions…..
I have never been so happy for years as reading your blog and contrinuting as an honourable correspondent..
Dont’ ever forget that if you can drink the KGB under the table (as I have done for years and I amlstill standing)
You will always win..these Labour lightweights are a trot…just crack the bastards over your glass of Guiness and forget about it..
In my day I used to crack the KGB agents over the head when I had drunk them into oblivion on the floor…with a whisky bottile on the head..not fatal but they remembered it the Hunts…
McBride is a poor agent…too fucking alcoholic.. and.was obviously a first class shit……I would have dealt with him like you did…but did not get any advance warning…
The next time you have a problem with these mosquitos give me a ring..we will march from Millbank to join you in crowning the bastards” ..quite used to it you know..and no trace of course…
My respects to you Sir Guido
Your new honour
Sir Guido
Q. MP?…MP?…MP?
A. MONTY PHYTHON?
B. MEMBER ‘O’ PARLIAMENT?
C. MELANIE PHILLIPS?
ANSWER: a.MONTY….THE FULL;)
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c.PMT
Frazer…sweet as…but take the plum out of your mouth though, you don’t need it… I do…
..for my plumb line…you see…
It has to be within the rules…
Luv..JX
Whats the difference between newlabour and the Tories?
Both have almost identical policies, both fully supported and still support the illegal wars and occupations, both are happy to serve the brussels based EUSSR superstate and both are happy to keep throwing billions of pounds to the EU.
Both love high taxes to support mass third world immigration and both support the insane and useless fight against a harmless trace gas called carbon dioxide, both are signed upto cap and trade which will cost hundreds of billions of pounds and deliver us NOTHING except poverty.
Both love the quango culture and love the big brother state, both support the yuman rites laws that have proved to be a disaster.
The Tories and newlabour are the different grubby cheeks of the same grubby arse, there will be no change when Dave walks into No10 and in fact things will get worse if thats possible!
Both parties fully support the racist discrimination against the white native British peoples and both fully support the continued mass takeover of the UK by the islamist hostile colonists, millions of muslims are pouring into the UK setting up their own state and they hate us and wish us nothing but harm and yet both parties welcome this invasion and fully support it, both will provide generous funding and support for the islamists and both are happy to set up sharia law in the UK!
The Tories and newlabour are the same and they have the same aims, both wish to destroy the UK through unlimited immigration and utter servitude to the EU monster, so what is the difference between them?
Both are corrupt and dishonest, they are pigs in a common trough and thieves together, both hold us prole scum in utter contempt and they shit in our faces daily, they are not only stealing our fucking money they are stealing our fucking nation and its history, no wonder they are trying to divert the publics attention away from their own grubby dealings by turning on a legal party that is in fact the only party that will stop all of the above.
The staggering dishonesty of both parties will only stop if the voter sends them and election message they will never forget,
THEY SERVE US not the other way round!
Get out and vote people, vote and teach these crooked bastard commissars a lesson, wipe the smug fucking smiles off their faces.
From the Guardian: “I was taking a cabinet minister to lunch and asked his secretary if he had a favourite restaurant. “Oh,” she said airily, as if discussing the rival merits of Pizza Express and Ask, “he likes the usual places – you know, Le Gavroche, Petrus, Gordon Ramsay …”
Dumbfuckers
Is anyone joining up the thinking on MPs expenses? I have been checking out the expenses of two MPs – Janet Anderson: Labour Rossendale & Darwin and Andrew Selous Conservative South West Bedfordshire – see some key extracts below.
Janet Anderson claims the highest amount for car travel (apparently the equivalent of an average of 5 journeys per week to her constituency) but stays in her partner’s London home (Jim Dowd MP) and seems to have a good voting record indicating much time spent in the House! Neither MP provides information about their expenses on their website.
Andrew Selous does provide information about his expenses including an explanation of ‘flipping’ history and also justifying a London home even though he lives within reasonable commuting distance of Westminster by car and/or fast train services + taxis. What he does not mention is that he owns a London property which he lets out (see Register of Members interests).
Noting that my yearly Council Tax charges amount to more than a quarter of my State Pension, my ‘millions in taxpayers’ money’ question is why are these two expenses profiles so contradictory in comparison and also individually.
Yours sincerely
A cash-strapped wrinkly
http://www.rossendaleonline.co.uk/archive/index.php/t-1545.html
Rossendale Online
02-11-07, 15:18
Janet Anderson topped a list of MP’s mileage claims for the second year running, with a claim for £13,581.
The total claim for expenses from Mrs Anderson was the second highest on the list at £155,610, which covers staff, office costs, IT and stationery.
In February 2007, when MP’s travel expenses were unearthed, she had the highest mileage of all MPs, claiming £16,612 for 60,118 miles to her Lancashire constituency; an average of 1156 miles per week at 28 pence a mile.
This was £4,500 more than the next highest, the MP for Tewkesbury.
Assuming a car will give thirty miles per gallon, this is around £8.30 per gallon, or £1.82 per litre (4.55 litres to a gallon).
According to the AA, the distance from Darwen to Westminster is 225 miles: she averaged this distance five times a week (costing the taxpayer £124 each round trip – compared to a £60 saver return on the train).
Hyndburn MP, Greg Pope, claimed expenses totalling £148,000 and Burnley MP, Kitty Ussher, claimed £145,562.
http://www.rossendalefreepress.co.uk/news/s/1108973_mp_comes_under_fire_over_loan
MP comes under fire over loan
Catherine Smyth
April 17, 2009
ROSSENDALE MP Janet Anderson has come under fire for securing a personal loan on her constituency home.
It was revealed this week that the loan, for an undisclosed sum, was secured against her second home in Earnsdale Road, Darwen, in 2005.
And Mrs Anderson’s political rivals said it reasserted the need for an urgent review of the current expenses system for MPs.
But she stressed the loan was paid for entirely, both repayments and interest, by herself and not the taxpayer.
Mrs Anderson, who also has a London residence she shares with her partner and fellow MP Jim Dowd, told the Free Press: “At the time I took out the loan I wasn’t doing anything outside the rules because is it being repaid personally by me.
“This has been done at no cost to the taxpayer, it is purely a personal loan. I had a home in London when I was elected and I am allowed to have a home in my constituency. I am fully accountable.
“In July MPs receipts will be published of everything that has been claimed and it will be for people to judge then.”
Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidate for Rossendale and Darwen Dale Mulgrew said: “Unfortunately, once more this shows the flaws in the current MPs’ expenses system.”
Mr Mulgrew said the matter also revealed a complete detachment with the public at large, who, in the current downturn, were finding it difficult apply for loans and mortgages – and struggling to keep the payments up on them.
He added: “Before there was an element of trust that MPs would use reasonable discretion over their expenses. Clearly the public has had an awakening of late.”
Conservative parliamentary candidate Jake Berry said: “Obviously this further undermines people’s trust in politicians, not just Janet Anderson. There needs to be an urgent review of MPs’ expenses and the people of Rossendale and Darwen must judge whether they are getting value for money.”
As we reported earlier this month, Mrs Anderson’s total expenses claim for 2007/08 (£173,556) was the seventh highest of all MPs; she also had the biggest mileage claim for that period – £11,996, equating to nearly 42,000 miles.
She said at the time: “The parliamentary allowances are there to allow me to do my job and the claims I made were all within the rules.”
Prime Minister Gordon Brown has responded to recent public concern about MPs’ expenses generally by demanding that a wide-ranging review of the system by the Committee on Standards in Public Life be brought forward.
blackburnlibdems.org.uk/news/000111/channel_4_watchdog_probes_janet_andersons_expenses.html
CHANNEL 4 WATCHDOG PROBES JANET ANDERSON’S EXPENSES
7.32.21pm BST (GMT +0100) Mon 20th Apr 2009
Last night’s edition of the Channel four current affairs programme ‘Dispatches’ launched an investigation into MP’s expenses and featured Janet Anderson MP.
Once more the Rossendale and Darwen MP has come under the glare of the public spotlight and has been questioned over her expenses.
The Dispatches programme questioned Ms Anderson’s on her mileage claims. In response Janet Anderson provided a statement re-confirming that she will have a full disclosure of her expenses when they get published in July.
Commenting on Ms Anderson’s inclusion in last night’s Channel four documentary, Lib Dem Parliamentary candidate Dale Mulgrew commented, ‘I was interested to see Janet Anderson included in the programme, which was a chilling expose of dubious goings on from different MPs. It was a less than honourable walk of fame.’
‘Her comments in response to the journalist were extremely vague and revealed all. For Janet Anderson to remain silent only goes to add to the shroud of secrecy which shields her entire expenses set up.’
‘I think the public will be more keen to find out in July what the public money has been used for.’
‘But it cannot provide much confidence to the electors of Rossendale and Darwen to see their MP being put on public trial for such activities, when alas she should be instead proving that she is still committed to the job.’
http://www.andrewselous.org.uk/record.jsp?type=news&ID=456
View From The House – MPs Expenses
11 May 2009
A Parliament damaged by expenses
I have been in near despair over the last few days about the reputation of our Parliament and the MPs who work in it. The revelations of MPs second home expenses have done enormous damage. What gives me hope for the future though, is the public’s anger about what they have read. In a democracy, as opposed to a dictatorship, MPs will have to face their electorates in under a year’s time now and justify their behaviour if they want to be re-elected.
It is for each MP to explain what they have done with the public money given to them to allow them to live in two places to do their job. A constituent emailed me recently to ask why I had claimed any second home allowance at all when so many people commute to London from South Bedfordshire. That is a very fair question and my answer is that when I leave the House of Commons around 11.00 pm on average two nights a week, it takes me about an hour and a half to get home. If I got to sleep by 1.15 pm, I would be doing well. My alarm would then go at 5.40 am to enable me to get the 6.46 am train from Luton airport parkway to get into the Commons again. I can not work well on that little sleep on a regular basis and I would give my constituents a poor service if I did.
As I write this article at 7.30 pm in the Commons on Monday 11th May, I have another three and half hours to go before I can leave having voted on and spoken in the debate on the Equality Bill and having presented a petition to the House of Commons from over 3,000 of my constituents about local GP practices. My first meeting in London is at 7.00 am tomorrow morning, which would mean a much earlier train than the 6.46 am I usually catch. I make no complaint about the hours I work. Many of our servicemen and women or NHS staff work very long hours too. It is a huge privilege to do this job and I knew the hours were long before I was elected.
My own situation is that I rent a box room in Stockwell. I used to use my second home allowance to pay the interest only on a mortgage. I have always told the local press this was the case, years before there was any requirement to do so. When my mortgage interest payments were lower, I was also reimbursed for some utility and council tax bills on my second home. I have not used the second home expenses to pay for food or furniture. My living away from home expenses will be much less this year and in the future. When I was first elected in 2001 the rules were that your London home was designated as your main home if you were ever a minister. On the basis that I might possibly be a minister I designated London as my main home and the only change I have made is to designate my constituency home as my main home when I was able to pay off my mortgage. This has had the effect of considerably reducing my living away from home claims which are now amongst the lowest of all MPs.
Watched the Cameron video Guido.
Call me old fashioned but I have a problem with one issue.
If an MP pays rent and claims that rent from the taxpayer, who is to say that property does not belong to a member of the MP’s family. In addition why should the taxpayer fund the cost of the mortgage for an MP to purchase a second home? (Irrespective of whether on the sale of that property CGT is payable).
Furthermore I do not accept that an MP paying back thieved money becomes absolved from his/her crime. A shoplifter not only gives back the goods, they are required to pay a penance for that crime.
Where is the penance Cameron?
You don’t get my vote until restitiution is made. But I respect you for at least trying to sort out this mess. It is not leadership you are showing but common sense.
Seriously you need to set an example or two with a few sackings. For that is what happens in the real world.
Bon chance.
Shouldnt we be able to make sggsstion as to how to save costs: Broadband deals abound, toner is very competitive and headed paper can be made easily in the office rather than outsourced. Pathetic
It was so nice to talk to Sarah about phone throwing
I prefer Motorola but Nokia also have a good weight when aimed at the head of a minion.
It takes me over five years to earn for what cameron claims in one monnth for the interest on his morgage. He gets my vote without a doubt.
Maybe you should get a job instead of picking coins from the road.
So witty. You must be Ben Elton. Outstanding.
Who’s Ben Elton?