Alan Duncan Gets Some Free Gardening
The guys at Don’t Panic who put the blue plaque on Jacqui Smith’s wall have been round to Alan Duncan’s place to help out with the gardening. Hilarious, watch it until the end:
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
First
You sir, or your namesake at any rate, are a complete and utter hoon.
Westminster Ode, sung to the tune of the Strawbs – Part of the Union
Now I’m a Westminster man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think, that Inland Revenue stinks
Yes I’m a Westminster man
When we meet in Westminster Great Hall
I’ll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout, it’s “Bail our Banking Brothers out!”
And the rise of the factory’s fall
Oh, you don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
Huge pension till I die
Huge pension till I die
Westminster has made me wise
To the lies of the Telegraph spies
And I don’t get fooled by the Parliamentary rules
’cause I always read between the lines
And I always get my way
As I vote for my Brothers higher pay
When I show my MP card to the Scotland Yard
This is what I say:
Oh, oh, you don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
Huge pension till I die
Huge pension till I die
Before Westminster did appear
My life was half as clear
Now I’ve got the power, expenses to devour
Each and every day of the year
So though I’m a Parliamentary man
I avoid Revenue’s plan, claim all the expenses that I can
And though I’m not hard, the sight of my MP card
Makes me some kind of superman
Oh, oh, oh, you don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
Huge pension till I die
Huge pension till I die
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
You don’t get me, I’m a Parliamentarian
Huge pension till I die
Huge pension till I die
Sky News presenter: Can I ask why a £800 massage chair is so important to you?
Shahid Malik: You see, I’d have more respect for you if you were honest about the figures. You know full well it is £730.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8051091.stm
Malik has stepped down ‘pending a review of his expenses’ AND HE EXPECTS TO BE REINSTATED!!! He has also called for the media blood hunt against MPs to stop as it is damaging politics….
NO MALIK! IT IS YOU FESTERING PUSTULES ON THE NECROTIC AND PROLAPSED ANUS OF THE DISEASED AND DYING LABOUR CARCASS THAT HAS DESTROYED POLITICS!
IT IS YOUR FLAGRANT FRAUD AND PISS TAKING IN OFFICE THAT HAS ALREADY CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF BRITISH POLITICS AND BROUGHT SHAME UPON THE MOTHER OF PARLIAMENTS AND THE HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND!!!!
MALIK, YOU SHOULD ROT IN JAIL YOU MORTIFEROUS C’UNT!!!!
If he is that insanely arrogant now, how much WORSE would he be IF he were re-elected???
With a lot of time on your hands now you’re being bounced out of the house!
Malik on Sky this morning was an utter embarrasment. How could anyone in this country have voted in such an arrogant, unpleasant hoon?
202 Carlos
Postal votes, dear boy, postal votes.
Its the ZNL way.
Shahid Malik just stepped down as Justice Minister
Good, now he can fuck off and resign as an MP too.
Good fucking riddance
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
HOWEVER
Please Please PLEASE dont be fooled by the media and especially the angle taken on this by the BBC.
It is not our politicians that are the main problem here.
IT IS THE SYSTEM itself.
WHO devised it?
WHO drafted it?
WHO approved it?
WHO benefited most from corrupting and therefore compromising our politicians?
We currently have an ever increasing amount of our citizenry who have been made to feel like criminals, simply for using a system that THE SYSTEM itself has created.
For example
Anyone on working or family tax credits. Because it you truly do understand the system you are doing better then my accountant.
Anyone on benefits who does any undeclared paid work on the side. Which is a clear majority, otherwise they would virtually starve.
Any one who is self-employed or runs their own company. Because if you completely understand the tax and employment law system, you are again doing better then my accountant. Who is not at all cheap, or inexperienced.
We have all been corrupted in one way or another, and to a greater or lesser extent. We are therefore virtually ALL potential criminals, or worried to hell, that we might be unintentionally being a criminal.
THIS NORMALLY GO’S BY THE NAME OF AUTHORITARIAN SOCIALISM, otherwise known as CORPORATISM, although MARXIST COMMUNISM or NAZISM are perfectly acceptable descriptions.
PLEASE concentrate your efforts on THE SYSTEM not individual witch-hunts against individual MP’s. Doing so is going to turn out to be extremely COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.
He expects to be reinstated soon! What a fucking hoon!
At last, some justice.
Shithead Malik will no doubt play the race card next. If you’re non-white, then it’s got to be a case of racial victimisation, has it?
I’m going to find my Black and White Minstrel make-up and go rob a bank.
Good fucking riddance. Now piss off back to bongo bongo land in the third world.
What an obnoxious little shit, and sooo like his Leader
Shaid Malik has resigned
not any more mate you’ve gorn
Er, call me old fashioned, but doesn’t that act constitute criminal damage?
Just asking…
Yep but do you think Alan Duncan will have the balls to report him? if he does this video goes on national news, including all that unsavoury info at the start! Duncan is snookered he cant press charges or his career takes another massive hit, ha ha ha tool.
And, of course, don’t forget who’s going to be paying for re-turfing the lawn.
Where is Vaseline? He is usually all over the screen like a bad rush.
Ok it’s a bad joke.
Monkeys “smart as f-ck” sez Daily Mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1181650/Monkeys-regrets-just-like-humans–theyre-playing-Deal-No-Deal.html
you are a hoon you stole from the public and it is you turn in the court of public opion where the current favourite sentence is a shotgun up the arse
Personally, I think a rusty, spike like dildo up the arse would be more effective, that way they die from internal bleeding, but also have to suffer tetenus and lock jaw, so they can’t spout any more bollocks or lies, whilst they die.
and in public of course
Impalement is what you really want.
See here
you need to check this out.
Were Kirkbride’s stalker stories a “wasting police time” fabrication to keep her address out of the public eye? here: http://bentsocietyblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/liar-kirkbride.html
Ah, the minister for Home Entertainment
Why is it so outrageous to claim for a gardener but McDoom claiming for a cleaner is thought reasonable?
MPs are being chased around the country being asked to justify all sorts of claims but has anyone asked Brown how he can justify charging his cleaning bill to expenses when he enjoyed a six figure salary? Everyone enjoyed Tory Moats etc but John Prescott’s beams seem to have gone by virtually unmentioned. Not to mention Bliar’s expenses “shredded” by “mistake.”
Why are the big boys getting away with this?
I’ve just set up a new facebook group: anyone fancy the idea of Dennis Skinner fo rSpeaker of the Commons?
and second
First and second homes?
On the button.
Hello Shahid Malik
Bye bye Shahid Malik
I see you’ve stepped down now according to Reuteurs.
Yea, I’d like to know what that means. Not from parliament, obviously. I guess he has stepped down as a justice minister – is he still being paid as one? Bet he is – thieving piece of dirt.
Yeah – ‘stepped down’ is a con. He hasn’t. He’s just waiting for his name to be cleared, when he’ll be reinstated. No doubt the ‘inquiry’ will soon announce he’s acted ‘within the rules’, and Troughing Malik will be back.
The Don’tPanic chap should be renamed Don’tMutter. I can’t get what he’s on about most of the time. Maybe substitles would be the answer?
Good on him – he showed real nerve when the gardener turned up at the end.
At least there is some hope for the country when such as these guys can still make a point with wit and style.
Speaking of anything but… and gardening, it is worth checking out this in the Indy:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/ann-widdecombe-who-else-was-going-to-cut-my-lawn-the-cat-1685192.html
The self-serving, blinkered actions and subsequent words of pretty much all from Labour had already consigned them the the compost heap of history in my eyes long ago.
And already, even before this, Mr. Duncan’s HIGNFY effort has already raised a few flags on his party and leader’s competencies.
But Ms. Widdecombe, another alumnus of that fine show, has now ensured that, come June 4 and the GE, three votes will be going anywhere but the Conservatives as well.
Maybe ‘they will’ soon be ‘getting it’.
Brilliant!
Excellent. Waiting now for police to be involved.
Would it be in the public’s interest if the pranksters were prosecuted? They could always say they made a mistake I guess.
Prosecuted at taxpayer’s expense? You can be sure the taxpayer will be footing the cost of the lawn repair.
it could be a new trend, before long they’ll all be after one; sort of garden bling.
Maybe they’d be let off if they offered to take the bedding plants and the currency back?
The Penguin
I should not laugh at criminal damage but…………………………..!
I know, quite wrong but you’d need a heart of stone not to.
Personally, I thought replacing the bare earth with flowers added a nice touch.
How very English – civil disobedience via lawn enhancement…
I just loved the bit where the guy starts laughing whilst he’s marking out the pound sign, that was sheer class.
Peat be upon him.
These two are worse, troughing gits.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5324707/Ann-and-Alan-Keen-buy-flat-10-miles-from-home-MPs-expenses.html
The MPs bought the apartment overlooking the Thames in 2002 and have been claiming close to the maximum allowance since then. Records show that in some months they also both tried to claim back the full amount of council tax on the property.
Mrs Keen is a junior health minister. Nicknamed “Mr and Mrs Expenses” by the press prior to The Daily Telegraph’s investigation, the two MPs have been married since 1980 and represent neighbouring constituencies.
And they’re run a close second by the Wintertons, shovelling £80k into their family trust.
I was wondering when the Telegraph would get round to them.
Crooks.
You would be well advised to concentrate your efforts on exposing Common Purpose and its truly nasty common purposes, not contributing to the end of British Democracy.
they were highlighted like the rest, and to be honest we all knew that they were neck deep in the trough anyway
An apartment overlooking the Thames..?
Nice.
Very nice…
x-(
And the sods don’t live far from parliment. Brentwood? Brentford? Gettem mixed up but they’re both the same sort of distance that Pickles got skewered for on QT arent they?
“£50 for a service call to reconfigure the sound on their Bose home cinema system”. Thats actually the most stupid one yet. At least moats and swimming pools actually need doing.
Thick as well…
Can someone explain to me why they need a second home in London when they already live there, quickly please, my piss is about to boil. And what is the additional £19,000 allowance Ann Keen claimed for? too late boiling point reached.
He needs a good decking.
He appears to have a good fence
They should have got their Dimmocks out!
The Penguin
sod off
Turf me out soon.
No no, brother, you appeal to the grass roots.
Peace and cheques be upon you.
Want a hand Shahid?
I’ve got a brigade – 10,000 angry brothers , anxious to help on the fatwas front.
and we got the barmy army
I’d sooner fuck your wife!
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
Excellent.
Poor gardener, didn’t have a clue what to do.
He could have planted him in the perennials. Oo-ya!
He was on the phone to grass them up.
Love the money tree.
There is a bigger one by the Thames.
Hopefully he forked and turned over the soil before putting in the plants. and gave them a good watering aswell. They will never bed in properly otherwise.
Was the gardening performed of the uphill nature?
Was that garden on a bit of a slope?
Trespassing scruffs. Nice.
Blessed be thou spade.
****************MALIK STEPPING DOWN****************
Got another fucking Hunt
Fucking martyr
Does that mean that he’ll go to heaven with a hundred virgin wives or is it only if he blows up some innocents that this happens?
‘shahid’ means ‘islamic martyr’ in arabic. Cool, eh?
Boy, there must be many more troughing MP’s shitting themselves The HOC must be full of shit, A clean up bill the taxpayer will welcome.
This won’t be over till the fat Gorbles sings (confesses to total incompitence and thieving).
But he will be back, the “stepping down” is only…
……. pending an inquiry into claims about his expenses made in the Daily Telegraph newspaper.
Standards chief Sir Philip Mawer has been asked to investigate whether the paper’s claims he took subsidised rent broke the ministerial code.
NO, NO, NO
The subsidised rent is f**k all to do with it and no doubt he will be found not to have broken the code.
The issue is whether he should have been reclaiming the £100 per week home in his consituency (and harts off for getting a good deal on the rent) or the £23 grand a year palace in London.
As he had the flat in london before he was an MP, it seems clear his ‘additional costs’ were the £100 per week in Dewsbury. Even if you allow his london place to be second home, if he didn’t have a telly before he was an mp why does he need one now. He can’t possibly have needed £60k plus of ‘additional costs’. Trougher. Off with his head.
He’d have still had half of a stereo, and a silly massage Chair, even if he bought it in rotherham.
Guido,
Where’s the Hoon expose we’re waiting for with bated breath?
no play due to rain o/t malik is a hoon and needs to be brought before the court of public opion
That is just fabulous.
Malik stepping down from ministerial post pending investigation
TIIIMMMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR……………
But why step down? This is a blow.
He proved he was ideally qualified to be a Justice minister in this rotten Government with his myopic view of distingiushing wrong from right! Justice is truly blind with Malik.
He should have been sacked, standing down leaves him with the dignity of claiming innocence. Mind you sacking would have meant GB actually doing something other than dither; not going to happen anytime soon/ever.
know you place, dhimmi scum
Indeed, another scalp as Shahid Malid steps down ‘to clear his name’…
Yes !!
But he won’t be paying any money back – yet !!
malik has drawn the ”short” straw [!] to be the lightning conductor preventing Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper being toasted…
Yes – looks like it. Shame they didn’t tell Malik, because he has managed to stoke up anger no end.
Another cunning plan backfires.
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST !!
not yet, he is still breathing
He’s not inside one of Jacqui Smith’s prisons yet
bit of injustice for justice innit?
What I love about this is knowing that another seismic shockwave is being sent round Westminster as MPs think
“Who is going to be next ?”
“How safe am I ?”
“If I’ve done nothing wrong I’m safe – but just how ‘innocent’ am I ?”
They keep telling us if you have done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear so we can tell them the same thing,old saying what goes around comes around,bought my pitchfork.
Got em on CCTV ahah
YES !! That keeps the story at the top of the running order for another day’s ‘news cycle’…
Nice stunt, but a soft target and Duncan not one of the worse troughers. How about some new mock-Tudor beams for Chez Prescott?
Burn the fat Hunt’s 8-bedroom mansion down with the lard-arse inside it to help with
the combustion.
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
I like to see Prezza’s ugly mug on a mock Tudor beam… just before the axe man cuts it off. Paxman/axe man.
How much of this toughing is down to jealousy of MEPs expenses?
I have at last received a reply from my MP regarding UN Electoral Oversight;
‘The UN no longer provides an Election Monitoring service, concentrating instead on offering Electoral Assistance. The Council of Europe and the Organisation for Security and Co-operation in Europe are among the international organisations which do offer election monitoring. However, there are too many elections in any given year for them all to be observed and it has to make a choice about what elections it observes, usually at the request of the host government.
In the UK the Electoral Commission, since 2006, has been able to accredit observers internally. It remains for the Commission to decide who to accredit, and who to invite to observe local, General and European elections in the UK’
Any co-conspirators with a spare 5 minutes, please request assistance from MEPs in ensuring Election results reflect the findings of the Court of Public Opinion, and post any responses
Nice to see the BBC not on the job as usual. If you look back to LAST NIGHT Sky News were all over Malik, but the BBC didn’t even have him on their news website they were just talking about Clare Short.
Only when Sky kept going and the other papers picked up on it did the BBC finally have to turn on a fellow Muzzie.
Poor BBC.
we are rather slow today. we just can’t get the public funding we need to provide the ‘right sort of balance.’
Shahid Malik is stepping down as Justice Minister pending an inquiry into his expense claims, according to Downing Street.
I’ve this morning completed the inquiry into Malik’s expenses and I, quite honestly, see absolutely nothing wrong with them. He should resume his Justice position immediately.
“End expenses bloodfest” Shahid Malik MP
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8051091.stm
Fuck me is he serious?
“It’s all the media’s fault and if we don’t stop there’ll be no more democracy.”
The fucking toe rag.
Yes, let them go back to being corrupt little Hunts and now following the very laws they expect us to follow.
If you don’t like it Malik, fuck off and get a proper job.
It’s democracy, Jim, but not as we know it.
Klingons – all over the shop.
More Dad’s Army than Star Trek – this lot couldn’t even organise a sophisticated scam – no wonder they fought tooth and nail to keep expenses from being published.
239
Expenses in the age of Blairite edukashon:
Can’t add up, doesn’t add-up, won’t add-up
You owe me anyway.
What is someone who has only been in Parliament for 4 years doing as Justice Minister, wouldn’t you expect that post to go to someone with experience and gravitas – or maybe he has, http://www.shahidmalik.co.uk/
is this a spoof website?
He was appointed by Broon-does that answer the question??
lots of money did disappear as if by magic
Lots more to come, there has to be a GE soon at this rate half the MP’s will be banged up, The basards had it coming. Come on DC sort your lot out pronto. Broon will be left in the shit without any cabinett members, not that they are any use anyway. Incompetent wankers!
You have to admire his chutzpah.
Yup and then pat him on the back just before dropping the door under his feet and hearing his neck crack!
Bring Back Hanging!
couldn’t see it – head and shoulders shot
No, but his wife’s a looker.
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
Classic Labour attack dog tactics. Mention everything that the other side has done ( without qualification ) then appear to be a beacon of light and sweetness in a big bad world. Personally, I’m trying to convince the Revenue that a 40″ plasma screen TV is “wholly and necessarily” vital to my continued existence. They seem to think I can make do with a 14″ cathode ray tube version from my local charity shop. Ho hum…..
I couldn’t agree more, have you seen their latest election broadcast? It’s a disgrace, nothing about what NuLabourious intend to do and lots of ill-conceived and slanderous claims regarding DC. Shocking when coming from the current troughers.
he is suicidally arrogant:
http://cassiuswrites.blogspot.com/2009/05/fisking-shahid-malik.html
Anonymous at 1-30
Now you know where Damien McBride went, into the video business.
It’s got his stamp all over it.
It didn’t work in Crewe & Nantwich and won’t work in this case.
People can see that the Labour MPs are fast catching for wealth accumulation at the expense of the taxpayer and soon the Tories will be the party of the poor.
Twats the whole bunch of them.
This is totally disgraceful. I cannot condone this sort of flagrant act. ….. NOT charging for your work, and leaving a receipt (please leave amount blank) is very inconsiderate.
Do you not realise, that even though you did it for free, Duncan NOW needs receipts for it before he can claim £3000 back for “extensive gardening essential and wholly necessary for my work as an MP” because of Cameron’s new rules.
You are guilty of the criminal act of “not making it easy for an arsehole to steal from the public”, and should be charged, prosecuted and hanged. Your only possible defence is “I am an MP and was working within the rules”
Wait, and see, in 2 weeks it’ll be on Duncan’s expenses as “Installation of new moat”
Agreed. Duncan is a troughing hoon but criminal damage by some Trustafarians isn’t too tasty either.
When all the bent MPs are gone – I nominate a telephone box to hold the clean ones.
shoe box,, for the ashes!
A (1960s) Mini
Tell you what. If some C unt walked onto my property did that to my Lawn, I’d plant the C unt.
I wouldn’t.
But then, I’ve got a bigger lawn than Alan Duncan.
would they grow if you plant them? what sort of care would they need?
You’ve no sense of humour. – It’s a British thing.
pond life – bottom feeders.
don’t you mean “uphill gardening”
That’ll teach Malik to profess the “Green Bible”.
green koran perhaps?
We’ve got a fatwa on him, the only bible he’s allowed is spelt with a K.
Did I say that I do not want to be Prime Minister?
Have you still got helmet hair? Get your tits out Hattie and I might vote for you
For FUCK’s SAKE! There are some images that you cannot unthink!!! You will get my therapy bill!!!
Brain Bleach for Mr Solopolis please!
Duncan would probably appreciate a bit of free uphill gardening
I do hope all this does not redound to the benefit of that worthless spiv Nigel Farage
“An MEP from the UK Independence party (UKIP) is under investigation for fraud after embezzling tens of thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money by pretending to be someone else”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article1434608.ece
“HIGH-LIVING Euro MP Tom Wise raises a glass to another rewarding day in Brussels-spent shamelessly DODGING work and SCAMMING a fortune in expenses”
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/4815/I-can-make-shedloads-as-an-MEPits-cushy.html
“Nigel, the son of a stockbroker, used to be a commodities broker on the metal exchange in the City of London: “Bloody good fun, particularly in the Eighties, although I can’t remember most of it, ha!”
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/booze-blazers–and-bloody-foreigners-553972.html
“Mr Bloom, an investment fund manager from York, told journalists he wanted to deal with women’s issues because: “I just don’t think they clean behind the fridge enough”.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3912205.stm
http://ukipwatch.org/
Tories are bent, Labour are bent, Lib-Dems are bent, UKIP are bent, BNP are socialist scum. Greens are delusional communists that want to make Hitler look like a pre-school classroom assistant.
That leaves…..
….LOCAL INDEPENDENT CANDIDATES!
Do NOT get behind any political party as they are all bent, corrupt, incompetent and full of people who are, by their very behaviour, all FOLLOWERS without an original clue in their heads.
We need the kind of honest and decent practical solutions offered by decent local independents that will be beholden to their electorate instead of their party!
Iy’m eer!
Malik resigns
Is resigned more like.
Malik isn’t kosher. Simple as.
excellent
Shahid Malik…bringing home the bacon for his constituents!!
Pig.
So the Swine Flew?
Normally MPs visit prisons to see their clients. At this fucking rate we’ll be queuing up ouside the prisons to visit our Mps. Perhaps we should just move Westminster to here?
http://prisonphotography.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/strangewaysdmcphee2.jpg
MPs protesting that their 40″ plasma TV is essential to their job.
would it be easier to turn HoC into a prison.
Is this any way to run a fucking pantomime I ask you?!
Call this a fucking pantomime? It is a fucking massacre a carnival of death an armageddon.
Malik has quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right – genuine question for you people….
We keep hearing that, if it carries on people will be driven into the arms of the BNP, UKIP etc. the people discussing it in the meedya say things like “none of us want the BNP in” ” we dont want this mess to carry on else the BNP, UKIP etc will be voted in” ” We need to concentrate on the issues and sort things out, else people will turn to the BNP, UKIP etc”
Now, I do not want the BNP in – and I did not want Labour in BUT, because of this thing called DEMOCRACY, people can vote for who they like. So, my question is “who the fuck is going to vote in the BNP, UKIP etc, except for the people of this country?”
That is how democracy works. Or is the English version of this – “you may vote for Labour, Conservative, Libdem (only joking on that one), Green erm, thats it”
If they do not want people to vote for the BNP, UKIP etc, then I humbly suggest they get their fucking acts together and make THEMSELVES electable instead of griping that they do not want the minority/nasty parties to get into power.
I repeat – 1 person 1 vote = you get who wins the election.
I want the media to stop annoying me by telling me that no one wants the monority parties in when, if they win elections, clearly people do want them in. Or are the English too stupid to be given a vote unless they vote for the 2 main parties?
All education from you erudite bloggers welcome.
The media are as much a part of the “Establishment” as the “mainstream” (so-called) political parties. They rely on each other to stay in power.
The polling organisations also present a false and deliberately misleading picture when they publish political polls, as they never include non-voters in the numbers as this would show that ALL parties are now minority parties. What with the turnout likely to be sub 45% that means that non-voters are actually the single most powerful political block in British politics. This group has more than DOUBLE the support of the biggest mainstream party. Most of them will not vote, because they do not support any of the mainstream parties and do not see the point of voting for anyone else as they FALSELY are (mis)lead to believe that there are not the numbers available to change the balance of power in this country.
All three (the media, the “mainstream” parties and the pollsters) all have a vested interest in lying to the public and keeping them in the dark about this.
The last thing the media wants is to let those good and thinking people KNOW that they have the power in this country and they COULD SACK ALMOST EVERY SITTING MP IF THEY CHOSE TO. The numbers ARE there. Hell there are more than double the numbers.
Do you think that these pissed off people would STILL not vote knowing that?
It is time to let them know!!!
Two fantastic posts.
Thank you for a bringing some sanity to this blog.
“they do not want the minority/nasty parties to get into power.”
LOL, the nastiest and most viscious party I have lived under is this current ZanuLabour government.
The shits are absolutely blind to their culpability in all this and their creation of a fascist police state by their own hand.
Yet they have the nerve to point the finger at others as being bad, spiteful and nasty.
For fucks sake, do these clowns own any mirrors?
If they are so concerned ( not just for their lucrative and pampered lifestyles ) I suggest they take a look in them and then, they just might realise why, the small parties are going to kick them in the balls.
Hypocritical scum.
I Whole heartedly agree!
YES! : Justice Minister Malik Steps Down.
Suprised he waited as long as he did.
Not remotely surprised at the total silence from Gordon Brown on this.
Snotty’s gone catatonic
Something going on with Malik.
Having seen his performances this morning, I am shocked he has stepped down.
Sadly, I don’t believe there is any moral value in their motives any more and muse:
1) Is there a ton of other sh!t on him which hasn’t been released?
2) The subsidised rent is more of a ruse – I believe he’d be in deeper water for offering the money to local causes – bribing the electorate?
3) Diversion tactics for some other minister?
4) Is he going to drag the race card out now?
Totally agree. I too am shocked that he has resigned after his performances this morning. He was so sure of himself. He was due to go on Radio 5 Live after 10 and I listened but he didn’t show. Presumably he has found out about other allegations yet to surface. It has taken days for other Labour MPs to resign and yet this scum resigns as soon as the allegations are out. I reckon that there is additional dirt to come out on this specimen. All down to islamophobia no doubt…
“bribing the electorate?”
Ah that vibrant and exotic third world pratice, ZanuLabour really are the enemy of civilised behaviour, wherever they flourish.
Why has Shahid Malik have to step down temporarily. He has done nothing wrong. The Koran allows, and even encourages, muslims to rip off the kaffirs whenever they can.
All these middle eastern religions can’t charge themselves interest, just us.
It’s cause we are second class humans in their eyes.
Yet we have to accept their bullshit brainwashing people in our country.
It’s time to end it, you know where to vote on June 6.
Shahid Malik told his adoring burkha clan the other day that, “Inshallah” parliament would have a majority of Mo*slem MPs by 2016.
(all queuing at the Fees office for guidance on furnishing their Bangla holiday homes?)
Well, if he fucks enuff of em, he will.
Why if he follows the pillars of Islam does he consort with the rest of the pigs with snouts in the troff? Surely this would make him unclean. I bet he drinks alcohol to boot.
Is he allowed to consort with the rest of the rooting pigs with snouts in the trough? Surely the Koran won’t allow that. especially if it’s with champagne
Kodher sorry Hallal pigs
The Talmud teaches much the same thing. Zionist Talmudic Jews and Islamics, they are as bad as each other.
It would seem to me the majority of the thieving scum in parliament are christians. Is that because the bible teaches them to be thieves? Of course not, they’re human first, religious second. All religions are just an excuse to do vile things and apologise to your god later. Christians or even athiests are no better or worse than the muslims, jews, hindus…..
Forgive me Father,for i have sinned.
It was the system that….
On the farm, Ev’ry Friday
On the farm, It’s MP pie day
So ev’ry Friday, that ever comes along
I get up early,And sing this little song…
Refrain 1
Run, Malik, run, Malik, run, run, run
Run, Malik, run, Malik, run, run, run
Bang, bang, bang, bang! goes the voter’s gun
Run, Malik, run, rabbit, run, run, run
refrain 2
Run, Malik, run, rabbit, run, run, run
Don’t give the voter his fun, fun,fun
He’ll get by without his Malik pie
So run, Malik, run, Malik, run, run, run
Verse 2
On the farm,No poor Malik
Comes to harm, Because I grab it
They jump and frolic, Whenever I go by
They know I help ‘em, To dodge the Malik pie!
Margaret Beckett tried to justify the food claims on expenses as they were away from home and had to eat out. What happened to all the lavishly appointed kitchens we bought them?
Couldn’t Beckett park her caravan on Horsegaurds instead? That would combine holiday and work nicely and save the country a fortune in hanging baskets and food parcels essential to her work as an MP.
and free horse manure
Manure is also available to those prepared to take 2 minutes out for a bucket recce.
The caravan is the third home she mentioned in addition to her grace-and-favour one. I guess as housing minister it’s important for her to understand how travellers live, and give them lots of yuman rites.
If I’d nkown he was using £380 of taxpayers money for horse shit I’d have taken a dump on his flowerbeds for nothing.
Hello? Gordon, HELLO!!! Anyone there??? Your justice minister has just resigned. Anything to say to all the people who didn’t vote for you???
errrrm… within the rules…ahhh the right thin to do…errrr forming a committee…errrr absolute faith….right person for the job… errrrmmmrrrmm i’m a greedy hoon… eerrrrmmm
and ..er.. er it started in America. Yes, yes that’s why it all started, AMERICA!
Malik stepping down as a justice minister, another Labour mp suspended, and Balls triple flipping (that’s catchy), what is actually stopping parliament from being dissolved now the government is in tatters and has lost all credibility in the eyes of the public?
Get it over with Gordon.
Is a triple flip a high dive? With double tuck (from the tuck shop).
Is “double Tuck” a metaphor for the Fees office?
I would have though balls triple flipping was very painful!
GENERAL ELECTION NOW!
What a fucking shock. Daily Politics the BBC have wheeled out two left wing wankers to defend polticians. Clearly McSnots bunker lot have called in a few favours and now want the lobby fodder scum to back them up and that WE are wrong for wanting blood.
Clearly the left are pissed off that more of them have been shown up as fucking scum.
Steve Richards. What a fucking Labour arse licker he is.
The left are as pissed of as the right. This has nothing to do with ideology – it’s about a bunch of thieves voting in rules that allowed them to steal whatever they liked. I didn’t see the Tories standing up for what’s right until they were caught out – just like Labour.
Anon: True. But show we a rigt wing reporter who is saying “we must move on”
Revolution is in the air Or is it just Fabreze?
certainly not Fabregas :0)
Balls and Cooper on the fiddle. Resign now you thieving hoons:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1182249/The-couples-play-game-Mr-Mrs-comes-claiming-tens-thousands-MPs-expenses.html
Reason he resigned is because of relationship with the land lord.
Undeclared financial benefit possibly.
Sky News
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
There’s fraud here. Malik should be investigated by the police.
Fucking obvious innit? The only reason he had a cheap knockdown flat in Dewesbury was so that he could designate his property in Londonas the second home thereby claiming allowances for what was his main home.
Yeah. But that’s not the story. a lot of MPs have cheapo constituency homes to satisfy the residency requirement. The suspicion will be that his mate is getting something in return for the 100 quid rent.
Possibly over-generous taxpayer sponsored rates on the constituency office?Perhaps putting in a good word for some computer consultancy work his mate was touting? Who knows?
Might all be above board. Well, as above board as these MP expenses tend to be.
Have we noy heard from other trough pigs that as ministers they HAVE to designate London home as MAIN home, so what was the odious little shit doing still claiming for his place in Peckham when he was a minister?
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
In 2006 Harry Cohen told the Waltham Forest Guardian: “I see the allowance as an adjunct of my salary. Use it or lose it, and I use it. I believe it’s mine.”
He is still trying to defend himself:
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/rbnews/4371295.LEYTON_WANSTEAD__MP_defends_expenses_claim/
The Telegraph has reported that, since the 2004-5 parliamentary year, Mr Cohen has used his second home allowance to charge the taxpayer:
- £3,031 for a granite kitchen work surface
- £5,232 for furniture, bedding and decoration materials including paint and varnish.
- £1,222 for new blinds.
- £500 for repainting the front of his house.
- £13.99 for an “old-fashioned” enamel door sign.
- £25 for a sheepskin IKEA rug.
- £13 for a garlic press and tin opener.
- £150 for a vase.
- £4.25 for baby wipes.
- £8.75 for men’s shaving oil.
- £16.95 for a mini deep fat fryer.
- £4.50 for an “easy slice pineapple set”.
- £649.99 for a cooker.
- £3,131.37 on plastering works.
In November 2005, the Telegraph reports, Mr Cohen sold the renovated home for £249,995 and then bought a new house in Woodcote Road, Wanstead, for £375,000.
He then claimed £11,250 for stamp duty, £250 in solicitor’s fees and £235 for a buyer’s report on the old house.
The Telegraph also says he claims back £656 a month in mortgage interest payments. He is already being investigated by the Parliamentary Watchdog over allegations that he broke expenses rules.
Mr Cohen, who has an annual salary of more than £64,000, has apparently told the newspaper he will pay back for the toiletries.
Andrew Rosindell: Jellied eels, £1.31.
Nice. Does he have a penguin?
jellied eels? fucking minging
I wouldn’t fucking lower myself to eat jellied fucking eels!
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
Second Home Allowance? He lives in f*cking London!
I wonder why he never compared notes about getting a season ticket for the the tube which he could take to work, like Neil Gerrard in the next door consituency.
By the way, this report does not discuss the holday home on Essex.
Maybe. on the other hand his wife apparently lives in Chelmsford with three cats and a Jack Russell named Rosa, after Rosa Luxemburg.
His second home is in Wandstead, while he has a gaff in Colchester and also on a nearby caravan site.
According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, Cohen has received £104,701 over the previous five years under the Additional Costs Allowance for his Wanstead home based upon the representation that this was his second home. The home that Cohen represented as his primary home was a single-bedroom house in Colchester and nearby caravan site, despite the fact that Cohen spends very little time at that location and uses it only as a holiday home.
Thats my kind of Socialist. Is he the chap with the dacha by the sea as his 2nd home? .
This bastard nominated a converted single-romm hut in Stckwell St., Colchester as his main home, thereby claiming thousands on his London house. He also lent out the said hut. If you’re in Colchester, it’s the “outhouse” next to the Town House!!
This is a complete shambles. The British Parliament is an international laughing stock. We need a general election now!
On LBC this morning some guy with relatives in Montenegro says that the establishment there are laughing at us (the nation as a whole). Our “mother of parliaments” is being laughed at. Mother of Parliament rather more as an sad old Hooker of one actually.
One more achievement for the snot eating Scot invader, destruction of the Mother of all Parliaments after 600 years, does he get a knighthood for services to Islam?.
As I have said since 9/11. Labour are a bigger threat to this nation than Al Qaeda. Labour have been proving me right more and more everyday.
Sky saying reason Malik gone is because of financial benefit possibly received in relation to below market value rent and relationship with other chap. Benefit should have been registered and wasn’t – “a cosy stitch up” says Sky.
Lets just get this straight – he rents both his house and his offices from the same guy.
He pays him £100 a week out of his own pocket for the house and £xx from the taxpayer for the office.
So is he ( or rather we ) paying more than the commercial rate for the offices so that he can live cheaply in that house ?
Is that about the size of it ?
This guy is Minister For Justice – let him see the inside of a prison for a couple of years.
Did he rent the house at all? Was it just a hundred smackeroos to a mate so he could use his house as a postal address? Is anyone else living there, like the landlord for instance?
or less for both and pocketing the difference in the office which he claims for? and / or has some other hooky deal with the businessman?
This is like a 1920′s film Tarzan
Erm, why?
Anyway, when Johnny Weismuller was consigned to an old people’s home, the other residents used to complain about him because he used to sit in his room with a rug over his knees making Tarzan’s jungle cry. A senile attempt to reconnect with his glory days, or something.
The drums are beating, the electorate are in a frenzy to roast Labour alive
Unfortunately their only hope is Gordon “Tarzan” Brown, who has shit his loin cloth and his only friend is someone called “Cheater”
Is it true that Cheetah is still alive? I’ve seen pictures of a primate answering his description driving an Oldsmobile while slurping on a strawberry milkshake.
You know Cheetah – the original Cheetah – is still alive. Outlived all the humans. Drinks two bottle of Bud a day, lives in an old Chimps home in Florida. I am not making this up.
But you see, that’s the kind of “Cheetah” people like! Do you get it? See, the chimp is called cheatah, which sounds like cheater, like this prick Malik – but people like cheetah. Do you get it?
Please yourselves.
McMental is keen not offend the Muslim vote – he is stating quite clearly that Malik will return to office if cleared.
I smell another Neo Labour Dulux One Coat coming on…….
….whitewash….get yer daily whitewash……whitewash…..thank you madam…..get yer whitewash…..daily whitewash………
Let’s see how slow the wheels of justice grind for the Minister of Justice
Aye! ye mus’nae upsae’ ya’ muss’a vot’y mus’ ye?
It’s arl’ ar’ haev’ nae.
Min’ ye, – nuthin’s ma’ fult ye un’a'stan’
[TRANSLATION :
We, as the EU COMMUNIST PARTY, tolerators of unrestrained immigration, multiple – what shall we say? – ‘family’ members – and so on, dare not do anything to upset what remains of a pathetic voting cadre.
Scots gone, Welsh gone, English gone, me out of my head. Oh well, easy come, easy go!
So, as it’s all gesture politics. he’ll be back soon enough, – as a martyr.
Mind you nothing is my fault you understand!
You just don’t understand. None of you. There’s no wonder democracy is falling apart with people like you, you just don’t get it, do you?
We understand about benefit cheating. It’s rammed down our throats night and day in adverts by you lot. No wonder Labour knows so much about swindling, you are at it night and day yourselves.
I’m sorry Anonymous but you just don’t understand. No one understands. It is for me to govern and you to listen. I am not in this position for my own good. I have been elected.
I used to be a very important journalist (Caravanners Weekly) before I was forced to become a very important MP and Minister and I earned far more then than I do now. You little people just don’t understand the sacrifices we make to be in Parliament (blahs on ad infinitum)
Shut up and get a real job.
You could hire your face out as a cure for hiccups.
If Malik’s expenses are going, presumably, to be investigated by the police, then it wouldn’t do for a minister of the Justice Ministry to be seen under suspicion by the police. No wonder he has resigned, he’s obviously looking towards his not so bright future under the scrutiny of old Bill. Ello Ello Ello, citizen Malik.
Malik is more or less acknowledging he’s a crook. Too bloody right he is.
Since when has vandalism been hilarious. That self-righteous self-appointed avenger probably spent some of his student grant on beer and dope – which would have been a misuse of taxpayers money.
Student GRANT? A little out of touch there pal. They abolished the grant after making full use of it themslves of course. It’s a loan now and as you pay living costs and fees – it’s bloody expensive.
A British public aghast at the state of its democracy as highlighted by its scumbagging, sheep shearing, trough swilling pigs of MPs is powerless enough to change things under the rotten constituion of the UK. A little gardening is typically and stereotypically a British way to respond – unless of course you just like writing letters to the Times in protest – oink!
Vandalism is often funny. Its just not legal.
there’ll have been a few in Westminster laughing all they way to the bank. funny (to them) but not legal.
I wish some hoom would pop around to my place, plant some nice flowers and then hang money on my trees
ooo fuck they did
Double result
Indeed, the pen is mightier than the spade.
no a shotgun up the arse o/t no play rain
Student Grant you ‘avin’ a laff ? If you’re lucky you spend 3 years at uni graduate with a first or 2.1 and £20,000 debt and you still can’t get a fucking job even at McDonalds.!!!!
On yer bike.
Yeah but a 2:1 or first in media studies or philosophy or history or English is fucking worthless. McDonalds is too good for ‘em. Get a proper degree. A difficult one. Something that will qualify you to get a job in something other than teaching or call centres.
Well they arrested Damian Green faster than this for the Cabinet Office. Clearly Brown does not care or he would have had his ministers arrested for Fraud……I bet they claim Tax credits too !
Regarding other remuneration or second jobs disclosure from 1 July 2009.
It seems some Conservative MPs resisted the change because they are embarassed by how little they receive for prostituting their name for example to to skuzz ball debt consolidaters and subprime mortgage originators.
One case being Francis Maude MP for Horsham, Conservative, Shadow Minister for the Cabinet Office and Shadow Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster who was paid a pitifully small amount for being Chairman of ‘Prestbury Financial Ltd’ before it went bust this spring.
Another case is Eric Pickles Conservative MP for Brentwood & Ongar and Chairman of the Conservative Party who is invlved still with a similar skuzz ball outfits called ‘Financial Limited’ and ‘Spencer Hayes Mortgage Services Limited’.
While your mob are hawking Peerages and influence in the house of Lords at car boot sales.
Jumped up barrow bys to a man
The point is that they work in the gutter for next to nothing.
That’s what makes them cringe.
Because they’re all hat and no cattle.
On which note where’s Cameron’s erstwhile No.2 flycatcher George Osborne?
I know Google has been experiencing technical difficulties recently but even so, you sure could do better than this?
*yawns*
You’re right part of it is a rehash.
The original led to half a page in the Observer, sigh, what a coup!
But sometimes you have to do that to get a point across.
The British discomfort about class, status and origin is hysterical and a true danse macabre, it’s just luvverly, luvverly, luvverly.
Seriously, they’re embarassed about how little they get from these ‘all front’ companies.
Go on you know it!
Well you do now.
Cooeeee
MB just been out all morning turning back the rising tide of neo-fascism didn’t see any of your lot though. I suppose that would all have to be on overtime and there’s no money left.
Utterly OT, but this has to be one of the most amazing photos I’ve ever seen:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article6292923.ece
That is incredible! Amazingly stunning photo.
Maybe they will be now able to take a photo of the Apollo 11 landing site for us and show us if the flag and man’s first footsteps are still there.
Err, call me a retard if you must… But what the fuck is casting that shadow on the sun?
The sun?
You’re a retard.
It’s a silhouette, not a shadow.
that would be the filter they used.
Surely Cameron will have to get rid of Maude, Duncan etc. They can’t be used on TV any more (not that they were particularly spectacular or showed great judgement there previously). And they have ripped off the taxpayer. They’re not fit to govern.
I’m sure Maude and Duncan have absolutely no shame and and Duncan in particular wouldn’t hesitate to grab the chance to appear on TV. Phil Woolas didn ‘t think twice about appearing on Newsnight last night even though we know his poor wife is obliged to work at Tesco to get the staff discount. Even her clothes and pantyliners come from Tesco so he mustn’t give her much pocket money.
Are you sure those women’s products are for his wife?
Mr Ned says:
May 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Are you sure those women’s products are for his wife?
………………………………………………………………………………
One way to tell!
Lace a pack of them with fiery jack and see which one wins a gurning competition.
Good days to bury bad news…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8050884.stm
Yup, A commons report that lays the blame for the baking crisis squarely at the door of one Gordon Brown, for his creation of a system dependent on excessive risk taking and lassiaz faire oversight at best.
So much for started in America. For want of a better metaphor, sure the “motorway pileup” of international finance may have started there, but it was brown stamping on the accelerator whilst looking backwards that caused us to pile into the American’s crash at such speed!
OUR recession is BROWN’s fault.
That should, of course, read : “Yup, A commons report that lays the blame for the BANKING crisis ”
OOPS.
Wot da fuck. Surely Brown took care to pack such an enquiry with his own loyal monkeys like every other Labour ‘enquiry’ since 1997?
Anyway this is no news to anybody with an IQ greater than a jellyfish. We all know the whole clusterfuck can be squarely laid at the feet of the incompetent meddling imbecile, stand up, don’t be shy now, take a bow – let’s hear it for GORDON BROWN!!!!
I ain’t done nuffin wrong, innit!
How do you ‘spect a poor hard working so-sher-lerst loik wot I am to aford ‘arzin’ ‘n that?
Not like them toffs like Brown, ‘n Darlin, ‘n Bollocks
I ain’t done nuffin wrong, I tells ya – loik old Brwonstain!
I give you advance notice that upon leaving Parliament I am going to write my memoirs.
1. Tony – My part in his downfall
2. New Labour – My part in it’s downfall
3. The British economy – My part in it’s downfall
4. Britain – My part in it’s downfall
5. Bravery – What is it and why didn’t I have it
6. Honour – What is it and why didn’t I have it
7. Integrity – What is it and why didn’t I have it
8. The idiots guide to running an economy (written by an idiot)
9. Government for Dummies (written by one)
10. How to cope with Redundancy and how to cause it
11. Anal – what it is and why I like it
12. Mandy – His part in my downfall (metaphoricaly speaking)
That’s its downfall and idiot’s guide.
A pedant’s work is never done.
See, I can’t even get the title right, what a cnut
You’re forgiven.
A lawyer who helped Heather Brooke has just said on 5 live that at the end of the High Court hearing the Counsel for HofC asked for expenses against them to be reduced on account that Brooke’s solicitors should have made them more aware that they (HofC) did not have a good case!!!!!
So they wasted our money on an appeal to the HighCourt, having changed their legal adviser and seemingly knowing they could not win!!!
Also note that Heather Brooke says they are still turning down FOI requests but now using to quote Heather “the section 34 exemption of ‘parliamentary privilege’ – which is an absolute exemption against which there is no public interest test.
This exemption is one of the more draconian and when it was passed it was supposed to be used for only the most sensitive of national security issues. ”
Crocodile tears at the front deceitful arseholes still shitting on the public behind the scenes. FFS bunch of Hoons
The Hunts are just making things worse for themselves.
That’s a costs argument that would go down well in your average county court – thanks for the tip!
Ho ho ho. Surely the HoC (ie US) should be suing their own solicitors for not advising them they didn’t have a good case.
Jackasses.
Ach zo!
Ze theif Malik haz stepped down? – don’t worry – he’ll be back…
If onlt UKIP trolls could actually speak German instead of nicking all their lines from old copies of Hotspur.
Try Bunty more your line
Donner wetter und Blitzen!!!!!!!!!
BREAKING NEWS:Justice Secretary Jack Straw drops plans to hold secret inquests without juries
BBC News
The road to totalitarian State has a few pot holes now.
*Smack* Straw down.
Mr Punch: That’s the way to do it. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
I ‘spose assasinations are cheaper?
ATLAS SHRUGGED IS RIGHT:
The systems is at fault – unless you want to be trapped in an endless cycle of blame and no learning!
Of course, I would now expect this latitude to be extended to public sector systems, allowing them to learn and improve and not to be beaten by centrally-imposed targets and savaged by league tables and inspectors (Audit Commission etc etc).
The centrally imposed control damage learning. Please let’s get rid of them and let learning break out in the public sector! No more Laming and Darzi – not specialists in service improvement.
And no more Bichard – an IT consultant! WTF does he know about public sector improvement? He just made millions out of the public sector from IT projects
Yes, but who voted for the system? The MPs did. Hazel Blears voted to keep the very system she was critical of which she claimed was to blame in her fake cheque interview.
We’re not falling for the leftie Wankers on here sticking up for corrupt Socialists.
If you think it’s just the left who are corrupt then you haven’t been watching. Don’t blame it on the left – blame it on thieving politicians of all stripes.
He isn’t blaming just the lefties as troughers. He’s blaming the leftie apologists for leftie troughers who pop up on this board when not engaged in self-abuse.
Fanny: Well said. It’s only the left wing twats like Steve Richards whining now. Tory scumbags need cleaning out. So long as Cameron keeps putting the boot into his own corrupt MPs the public will like it. But as soon as the wet liberal press start saying “we must move on” you know that something stinks.
Has brown ever made a decision in his life? Why dooes he ALWAYS get someone else to do his dirty work for him?
The latest is that he is asking the adviser on ministerial interests to look at Malik then report back. So yet again he has passed the buck.
He didn’t have the guts to personally knife Blair and so it goes on.
If you don’t make decisions, you can’t be held responsible if they go wrong. But it’s dead easy to claim credit for other people’s endeavours.
Mr Duncan was outraged by the stunt which he has reported to Leicestershire police.
He said: “I know people are angry with MPs but however angry they are, breaking into a property and doing damage like this is not an acceptable way to behave.
“I haven’t done anything wrong and there is a big difference between my constituents being angry and these people coming up from London to do something like this.”
Bless.
Hope he finds a sympathetic jury when he takes to court.
Always a big laff on HIGNFY is our Dunkie Duncan
fuck off Duncan.
I’ve paid for it and I said they could dig it up.
seconded
He should invite them back to do a $ and € sign – then he can have the full set
Can I just say I am fucking loving this. I’m no longer really keeping track of who is the biggest thief or which party is scamming most, I’m just enjoying the spectacle. y’know, christians getting eaten by lions or lions getting beheaded by christians, it’s all good entertainement, I’m easy. Just so long as some of these fuckers end up drinking lighter fluid on the embankment, I’ll be happy.
Atlas Shrugged is right up above though – this is just a distraction from our ritual buggering by the powers that really be, but we might as well enjoy the distraction.
There is only one thing that worries me – that the *power* and *potency* of our reaction – particularly online – may be what they wanted to observe.
Remember Zulu? The old chief…
“What is he doing?”
“He’s counting your guns. Counting your guns with the lives of his warriors”
This could be a test of strength.
Self styled Magician, Illusionist & Escapologist Shahid Malik, regarded by many as ‘Britain’s most exciting Magician’, has entertained & mesmerised audiences the world over with his highly original style of entertainment.
Move over luv, I was here first.
Why are the BNP so obsessed with attacking muslims?
Because they are racists!
That was an easy one.
I have a request – could someone find a video clip the excellent Christian Bale tantrum/swear-a-thon (from the Batman Forever set) and edit in with some of the recent question time footage. Bale’s profanity is among the finest I’ve ever heard, and it would no doublt be most satisfying to hear it electronically redirected toward some people we’d all like to swear at.
There are also some marvellous angry stares from audience members – one young woman and oneung man in particular. Maybe include those and shop in some laser beams?
thanks in advance
My new shop will be open next friday from 7 am to 12 pm
I will be offering a 10 % discount to all of Guido readers
Alcohol, fags, mags and sundries
Please dont ask for credit or I will have 10,000 Muslims march upon your house and kill you
Shahid your friendly local corner shop keeper
Yorkshire born ,Yorkshire bred
And I take you all for being thick in T’ head
Sorry… we don’t do fags here. It’s against the rules in the Green Book.
Why would I travel to Yorkshire when I can get this stuff cheaper of me Ice Cream Van man, man?
If Morley gets sacked and / or goes to jail – does he keep his pension?
With apologies to Rudyard Kipling.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are claiming that you’ve picked the public purse,
If you can kid yourself though all men doubt you,
That other politicians have done worse;
If you can bleat and not get tired of bleating,
And wresting the truth, ignore the facts,
Or being fingered, claim that it is baiting
By journos out to stab collective backs:
If you can dream of a portfolio
Of properties at taxpayer expense;
If you can bend the rules and sink so low
And treat allowances as honest recompense,
If you can’t bear to hear the truth be spoken
And wriggle out by blaming the rules
And watch the things you’ve scammed become a token
Of your venality, and taking us for fools:
If you can make one heap of all your profit
And plead to Paxo that you’re clean and sound
That it’s the system that’s at fault – you’ve got it -
The public is too thick to understand;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To defend the indefensible and then
Hold on to your ill-gotten winnings,
Through flipping to avoid a capital gain;
If you can talk to your electors and defend your
Claims for food and plants and sundry bits and bobs,
While enacting laws to prosecute the poor
Who over-claim on tax-credits, poor sods;
If you can fill a Paxman interview
With sixty seconds’ worth of self-defence,
Yours is the earth for the taking, Magoo,
And – which is more- you’re an MP, you ponce!
You’re a man my son.
*
WOTS ON THE DINNER MENU,
IT’S FINGERS OF FISH,
SOUNDS LIKE A SMELLIE WELLIE
DELI~ KIND OF FISHY DISH
YES WE HAVE NO BANANAS,
YES WE HAVE NO HUMBLE Pi
YES WE HAVE NO SUNDAY STUFFING,
OCH AYE
OCH AYE
OCH EYE
Duncs has reported it to the Plod..
What’s the betting they will prosecute? All the evidence is on Youtube so they won’t have to beat a confession out of the sod attacker.
Now what’s the betting the same plod would not investigate an MP fiddling (stealing) thousands of pounds?
Ps, if the dude returns the sods back will he be let off?
Plaque in the HoC:
Her he lies,
beneath the sod
Turf him out.
Roll him over in the clover.
Duncs, if you reported this to the local Plod, you’re a Hoon.
Have n’t the police got better things to do ?
You troughed so you deserved to get turfed.
It’s not your lawn Dunkin, you didn’t pay for it!
Steve Richards on Daily Politics worries that the public are getting carried away and that they should get a sense of proportion over this matter and that the audience’s reaction in last night’s Question Time was disgraceful as they were shouting down MPs !!!!!!!!
There’s a tsunami approaching Steve .You and the rest of the political “elite” still think it’s just a little wave of public indignation.Better take cover because when it hits it will wash everything away with it !
“Monkeys have regrets just like humans – at least when they’re playing Deal or No Deal”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1181650/Monkeys-regrets-just-like-humans–theyre-playing-Deal-No-Deal.html
My old dad used to say if the Labour Party put up monkeys, they’d still vote for them.
Well so would I if they could show a little remorse.
Tory MPs are more likely to be baboons than monkeys – noisier, more aggressive and more colourful.
Steve Richards is a class A idiot. Sense of proportion? WHAT. I might have a sense of proportion about it if we were not so badly governed on nearly every issue. Constant cock ups and lies and now shamefaced corruption. I remember his”If you dont vote for Ken you are all idiots” bit last year.
That magnificent old loon William Burroughs had it right 40 years ago
” Shallow, unworthy, authority…running on a platform of Bullshit”
I’d like to invite Steve Richards to go and fuck himself. Shouting down MPs if you please.
Any other week on Question Time you’ll have one of the usual shrill talking-head Labour wimmin MP’s giving it ‘What you have to remember…’ or ‘If I could just finish…’ and then reeling off some load of shit that has fuck all to do with the question posed.
Fuck off. We’re all sick of it. Been sick of it for years. It’s a fucking good job you got to cry your crocodile tears over Hungerford and Dunblane because it gave you fuckers the excuse to disarm us because you want fucking shooting. The lot of you.
You inherited a solvent, booming economy and you pissed the whole lot away. And we have literally nothing to show for it. Worse, we have less than nothing. You have created massive ongoing costs and liabilities that we have no way of affording.
You should be glad folk are only shouting you down instead of fucking hunting you down.
Now fuck off.
The BBC appears to have dropped its Politics page from the News website: http://news.bbc.co.uk/
Is it just me, or has the Beeb given up on reporting politics because it’s too embarrassing to their lords and masters?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/default.stm
Malik?
Boomshanka!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/politics/
404 Not Found !
Try:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/default.stm
That works!
Interesting comment in Telegraph website.
Apparently Malik refuses to take a full ministerial salary.
Any ideas?
Faith & honest work and all that maybe?
He can’t be seen by his constituency to be accepting “blood money” from the Kufar/Crusader State.
Rather like the Sin Fein refusal to swear allegiance, inconvenient but satisfies their constituency.
He wasn’t a full minister? Those with the empty bellies are the worst.
really? find it very hard to believe that’s true because he didn’t mention it when he was doing his I’m starighter than a die and anyone who says otherwise is a racist bigot diatribe this am….
NewGirl
did you ever get an answer on Baroness Uddin ?
Nah. Course not. Nor Moran. MT doesn’t do balance.
Soz. Meant MB. In my head he’s Master Tosser.
Sorry – I confused you with Margy earlier on, when I pressed Master Redrag for an answer on Moran. Still didn’t get one.
Yes thought so, just quickly googled Shahid Malik, MPACUK – Muslim Discussion Forum has a number of posts from his Brothers and Sisters from Dewsbury who see Malik as a collaborator e.g.
“this is what happens iwhen a muslim gets into any high position.. when a jew gets in they will try to serve their community best.. or a hindu or sikh.. but a muslim when ever they get into high position they like to look down all other muslims and start to compromise and be friendly with the kuffar.”
As I said he was probably worried about accepting the Kufar money as it might be seen that he was bought and paid for by the Blair and later Brown Crusaders. Easier to say he wouldn’t take a salary and make up the difference with the expenses he was able to claim.
The mayor of Middlesbrough , Ray Mallon has written to the Metroplitan Police Commissioner, asking him to look in to the possibility of fraud with regard to MPs expenses. He is an ex-police office, morning all, and quoted the act itself and he seems to think there are grounds for possible prosecution. I mean that’s all well and good, but I’ve told you before, these are MPs!
He also said that there is only one person, not withstanding peoples own rules even, that could not be prosecuted for a crime. I’ll leave you all to guess who that is.
I live in hope(yes just outside Essex) that measures are now in place for them to be strung up. Light blue touch paper and retire, yummy!
He might even be an ex police officer, sorry about that
Ray ‘Robocop’ Mallon on the case!
You have 10 seconds to comply
i heard the phrase “swinging the blue lamp” last night – is this something to do with dogging?
Zero Tolerance Mallon is a taxpayer too.
And very keen to distance himself from the Labour Party troughers with his next election in mind.
Mind you, any bloke who can reduce crime in the Boro is not a man to be trilfled with. You will not receive another warning.
Yeah Ray – but ASHOK KUMAR (Lab, Middlesbrough South) has claimed more expenses than all the disgraced MPs so far.
Deal with the koonts close to home first Ray.
thats exactly why he has written to the met commissioner cos Parliament is in London’s jurisdiction.
Shahid Malik has stepped down
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8051091.stm
POUND FORCE has just made the BBC One O’clock News !!
I wonder just how far Sky will go on the Malik / Zaman issue?
I doubt they want to put the Quatar Airlines* sponsorship in jeopardy.
*National Airline – Government Owned – The leader gave a big high five and cuddle to the Sudanese leader at the last Middle East confrence….you know, the one wanted for war crimes.
At least Sky report this stuff. Malik got a free pass from the BBC across all networks until their hand was forced.
The BBC couldn’t wait to spend our fucking money on a helicopter flight over some Tory MPs house looking for his non existent heli pad. I didn’t see Hunts like you protesting the BBC were going over the top then you Hunt.
Just because your sleazy left wing mates have been found out, you’re all upset with the media.
Week after week on the BBC Tories get beaten up by left wing public sector heavy audiences (like Eric Pickles) on QT but when some horse faced old left wing hag gets a kicking “oh dear this has gone far enough” shit appears on the left wing blogs.
Fuck off. Malik should have his thieving little fingers chopped off as should Morley.
Sorry 650, I’m far from having left wing mates, have you seen any of my other posts? My disdain for the BBC is actually a gazillion times greater and is already covered by the great many posts here.
I’m only questioning Sky taking money from a company owned by a government that supports genocide of non-mus lims in Sudan.
Sky is not beyond reproach – the same as all mainstream media. Nevertheless, I have watched Sky all through this as I believe them to be the best news channel on tv. The BBC are off the scale and do not even warrant comment. I would also question Sky’s sponsorship by Quatar Airlines. It is a musilim country and I do not believe that these people should be involved in any financial sponsorship of organisations in this country, whether it is football teams, universities, building mosques etc etc – let alone a news channel.
299: I don’t care what towel heads get up to outside of the UK. I only care about what goes on in the UK.
I wonder just how far Sk y will go on the Mal ik / Za man issue?
I doubt they want to put the Quatar Airlines* sponsorship in jeopardy.
*National Airline – Government Owned – The leader gave a big high five and cuddle to the Sudan ese leader at the last Mi ddle East confrence….you know, the one wanted for war crimes.
Malik expects to get his job back.
Hoon.
Malik is finished.
The one he had before he was an MP?
Having watched this dreadful Labour election video I thought I would adapt it to represent my views.
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2009/…rdon-brown.html
On June 4th 2009 Vote No to Gordon Brown – vote and register a protest vote.
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http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com
all videos
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=SPOILTBALLOT
Is it ’cause ‘Iy is Black?
It’z coz you is cheating arrogant little turd.
lets not get carried away
Good luck with that
yes it is. and imperialism. and the Israels. and the freemasons. and the Knights Templar.
No, it’s cos you smell you ugly bastard. Oh, and the thieving thing….
There really is no sign of reform from this lot.
Their arrogance is palpable. Until the first one is literally put into prison they will NOT see reason.
I bet Malik’s landlord will soon be departing for an extended stay in Dubai. Around about the same time the investigation starts heating up…
the nutter’s from the foothills of the Kush, be hiring the goatherd to move him and his tribe back to the homeland lamenting the luxuries of Fatwastan UK
Labour are panicking. First some attempt to deflect expenses with some ‘revelation’ about Fred the Shred and now Jack Straw is dropping a plan into inquests without juries?? Two in one day.
Desperate.
Pathetic.
New Labour.
Ve haf ways….
“He added that where it was not possible to proceed with an inquest under existing arrangements, the government would consider establishing an inquiry under the Inquiries Act 2005 instead.”
To be fair to Jack, it is a good day to bury “capitulation to decency” news.
Capitulation to decency? From this lot? There is not a single decent strand if DNA between the lot of them. I don’t trust them one bit, what are they planning that is even worse?
Dropping a plan to have inquests without juries? Rolling back his plans to ‘streamline’ justice by cutting out the boring old jury. He must be desperate. Still, it represents a solid climb-down from his decade long assault on civil liberties. It’s actually pretty big news albeit negative for the government.
I live in anticipation of seeing Jack Straw tried and tried again for some thought-crime invented by the next government. Re-appraise him of the need for double jeopardy. The fucking idiot.
does anyone known if the German pilots who did this are still alive? I’d like to
http://www.flickr.com/photos/uk_parliament/2713947202/
1. Salute them for their effort
2. Ask them if they’ like to try again
a la Guido. BOOM!
If I was an astronaut, could I explore your anus?
If i was a carpenter, would you have my baby?
If I was an MP would you pay for me to have a new gold pen. (sty)
You ALL need to check this out.
Were Kirkbride’s stalker stories a “wasting police time” fabrication to keep her address out of the public eye? here: http://bentsocietyblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/liar-kirkbride.html
Was her aim to prevent lazy desk bound journalists from simply looking at two bits of paper that would have shown her address and her husbands and that they were double claiming?
Generation of vipers…….from the Times on the “suspended” peers failures to “act on his personal honour”:
“Lords Snape and Truscott argued that there was no modern legal definition of “honour”, while Lord Taylor described it as an “arcane term dating from the time when escutcheons were blotted and political life was lived in gentlemen’s clubs”
Utterly without shame, bereft of even the concepts of decency, truth, honour or respect, we are to be spared the depredations of these freeloading scum for – oh about 6 months…..
There is no future in this open sewer of a banana republic for anyone who wishes their kids to grow up straight and true.
Thanks ZaNu Labour for your brilliant and consistent application of moral relativism and gross hypocrisy for the past 12 years, and thank you too to those arrogant Tory bastards too fucking thick to grasp that they needed to be any different.
Brilliant. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. From the party that reneged on a manifesto promise to hold a referendum on the Lisbon Constitution on the grounds that the name had been changed to ‘Lisbon Treaty’ we no have the defence that they cannot be expected to behave with honour because the dictionary definition is out-dated. Fucking fantastic.
I can’t wait for one of the ‘honourable’ Labour gentlemen in the HoC to complain that they can’t be expected to behave honourably because the dictionaryu definition is a bit archaic.
Do you know what you fuckers? I can’t be expected to obey the fucking law because a lot of it was written over 100 years ago. How do you think that will go down with the judge?
Pricks.
In light of current scandals, I googled Elizabeth Filkin to see who had been instrumental in her downfall. This one, from the Guardian no less, names a few. Can you guess what sleazebag is first in the list?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2001/nov/26/houseofcommons.politics3
How did I just know the answer to that.
Can’t believe he’s got off so lightly…..
Or has he?
Are the Telegraph so skulduggerous (real word?) as to publish someone’s claims letting them think they’ve got away with it….
….only to deliver the coup de grace in a future publication.
have to say, think it was a bit of a damp squib today. If that’s it from the Telegraph I think they’ve done it wrong. Should have saved teh best till last.
Sometimes they save the best for the Sunday edition.
According to Ben Brogan on QT last night, the DT haven’t been through all the documents yet – there are so many! So who knows what may crop up in the future.
I think this expose is far from over.
Vaz is a reptile.
He is without doubt the slimiest thing that crawls in the passages of Westminster.
Unfortunately Leicester East is now so chock full of immigrants and spongers that we’ll never get rid of the disgusting fucker.
Yes we can. I want the south east of England to become an independent state. Fuck the rest of England. You can have Sharia law and Halal meat.
Has anybody seen my polonium-210
285: No problem with that, just remember to take back the nuclear power stations all the honourable members in London voted should be built as far away from London as possible.
Shakes head sadly….Clearly you just racist Anon…Vaz is a fine upstanding man of integrity, just like Malik.
Never say never!
328: Actually I live not very far from a nuclear power station at Dungerness thanks.
Are there any in Leicester or Bradford?
Great link – this needs a repeat airing. Perhaps the Beeb. They’re experts at repeats.
They’re also good at gardening programmes. Perhaps Gardeners World will do an Alan Duncan makeover special?
If you liked that, this one will interest you. It names another one of the central figures intoday’s farce. Guess who. I was surprised the previous link was from the Guardian but shocked this one is from the Mirror
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/routledge/2001/12/07/who-ran-filkin-out-of-town-115875-11466923/
I am only reputed to be oleaginous and unctuous.
You can’t believe everything you read, you know.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/1137974.stm
Ha ha : The expenses Green Book is “my Bible” says Muslim MP.
“BEHEAD THE BLASPHEMER”…
Says angry, bearded goat fucker.
you cant hide behind a proxy server fool.
The Dewsbury Tallibanny will be after him!
Us kaffirs are legitimate prey according to the arse-lifters bible: the koran.
You ain’t fucking me you c/unt so fuck off.
In my experience i have found that thieving, greed, corruption and rotten to the core is hard wired into these bastards, its what they do best.
Thieving pigs when it suits them.
… and fucking hypocrites to boot.
I am not suggesting that Frank Field has anything to hide. But as he has published his expenses for 2 years I had a go at downloading them only to be greeted with this window…………….
“Couldn’t open the file. It may be corrupt or a file format that Preview doesn’t recognize.”
What does my computer know and not willing to tell me?
GIGO need patching with the latest version.
Malik’s gone
Who was he?
back to the Peshwar highlands?
I pledged £100.00 on Guido’s Blog for the private prosecution of criminal MPs.
I am not a politician and I keep my word.
I confirm that I have just now paid £100.00 to the Tax Payers Alliance for the private prosecution of criminal MPs.
Why tax payers should have to fund the CPS through their taxes and pay again to do its job for it, is another matter.
Duncan withdrawn from tonights Any Questions, not because he,s in “Trouble” David Dimbleby radio 4 He has a Constituency meeting . mmmm deselection?
Duncan’s troughing is small beer compared to the real pigs like Malik, Balls/Cooper, Keens, Mackay, Hoon, Darling, Blears etc.
Zaman representative on Sky disputing Zaman being a slum landlord – he’s accredited with local council (yes that makes all the difference) but refusing to comment on Malik’s rent as it’s a matter between Zaman and Malik. All a bit pointless really.
Some of the Dewsbury councillors who approved Malik’s landlord ?
Dewsbury is a corrupt shithole run by the Labour muslim mafia. Since Anne Cryer left, Keighley has gone the same way.
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…as unfortunately are so many other areas invaded by Fatwa monkeys, I give you Bu*rnley and Bl*ackb*urn for starters.
Try finding out the correlation between the mafia monkeys and the number of postal votes in the constituency then worry about the next election.
The Yard should apply the thumbscrews to impress on him just how much it isn’t just between just him and Malik, due to the fact the public was paying Malik’s rent.
http://heresycorner.blogspot.com/2009/05/unfortunate-infix.html
I’m told the little people are revolting.
Is that you, Mrs Beckett?
NEIGH
The dwarves?
Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News just wiped the floor with Margaret Beckett when she demanded to know how much he is paid.
He gets paid by Sky, not by the taxpayer, you stupid, arrogant, old hag!
Beckett claimed for garden gnomes and a portable chemical toilet. Really!
Looks like Hazel Blears has got a second job as well as a second home.
Ma Beckett still isn’t getting it, is she.
Her performance on QT last night was woeful. Arrogant, patronising and totally unrepentant. Just what the public wants to hear right now, the stupid old ratbag.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Silly old sausage. Thought they’d come up with the answer to MP’s salaries and expenses being extortionate – just toss the question right back at the interviewer. That only works with the BBC love.
More from the Court of Public Opinion:
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/05/90-of-tory-members-want-james-gray-mp-to-quit.html
Jury verdicts on a bunch of Tories at the link
If Dave wants to impress Joe Public he should call in plod against his own people.
Someone needs to go to jail before the mob will be even slightly satisfied.
If Barack Obama can emerge from the Chicago Democrat machine to become President of the United States of America, then Shahid Malik could become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain.
Both have the advantage of being intelligent.
and if pigs could fly the price of bacon would go up.
He came across fine in the midst of the storm.
He’s the right age.
People 40 and under have no problem with different ethnicity.
A pig flew over downing street.
MB
guess I must be old, I can remember when Labour was a political party and not a property conglomerate
unlike yourself
now you are just trying to wind us up! Funniest thing I’ve read today. If you really mean it funnier still. That means you are not just partisan but deluded as well. Exhibit No.1
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2009/05/malik-quote-of-the-day.html
Sky News asked Shahid Malik today: “Can I ask you why an £800 massage chair is so important for you?”
Malik: “I would have more respect for you if you were right about the figures. You know full well it’s £730.”
With intelligence like that he could go far…
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Very Nu-Labour kind of reply though. Go after your pedantic minor error and totally ignore their own monster cock-up.
It is the technique of a very stupid person. Or rather it appeals to the very stupid supporters of a very stupid person.
That’s what they said about Gordon Brown. Intelligent.
Clearly not as intelligent as he thinks he is.
If Barack Obama can emerge from the Chicago Democratic machine to become President of the United States of America, then Shahid Malik could become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain.
Both have the advantage of being intelligent.
If Bush had been PM the left would definitely have won here as well.
Doubt it , unlike you he doesn’t have the advantage of a private education.
Regarding Shahid Malik’s rented house in Dewsbury, if you search on Rightmove you will find several houses to rent for £100 per week or less.
@MB
Not for a property of equivalent quality. Don’t try and spin the facts.
If you cant think of anything different/inteligent to say keep quiet.
That’s a bit like the bucket calling the pail black.
and if you put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig.
I remember when the expression was ‘a pig in knickers’…how time change…..
The Obama Deception
That is the stupidest remark you have made (so far), and it had to face some pretty stiff competition.
For a start, how can you see that shifty, duplicitous, bent, low-life crook as leader of the Labour party?
Actually, you might have half a point there. Yes, he would fit that role very well.
But PM? It must be your medication time.
When MB says stuff like that I just remember he’s insane and there’s no point responding to a madman
You’re right NewGirl. Just feeding the troll, sometimes can’t help it.
The biggest troughers are all Labour (Balls, Hoon, Darling, Malik, Blears etc) apart from one Tory: Andrew Mackay.
Cameron should withdaw the whip and put the ball in Brown’s court.
I think the Wintertons will be near the top of the troughing league.
I can’t wait to see the back of this Government, but this issue isn’t party political. It’s political full stop.
They’re all at it with a few exceptions.
I’m a staunch Tory but would have no pleasure in following a flag which merely claims “we’re not as bad!”
I think the intended flag states “We are dealing with it and it won’t happen again”.
Duncan continues to test the patience of his colleagues and the credulity of the public. He must be asked to leave. You can’t send him out in public. Someone will present him with garden sheers. You can’t put him on TV. He’ll drive voters away.
This blog doesn’t like links to conservative home it seems. However, there is a nice poll from the court of public opinion on the merits or otherwise of deselecting a number of Tories to be found there.
O/T but
…Postal workers are refusing to deliver …….election leaflets because they object to its “right-wing rubbish”….
TNT won’t look after us like this
Yes folks, the Heath Service might be crap, education is definitely screwed, the Police are loosing the ability to walk and our MP’s can’t afford their own grub but one service rises above all this tedium and mediocrity to ensure that only wholesome fare is delivered to your door whether you like it or not. Let’s hear it for the Thought Police, Post Office Section.
Mind you, it’s getting a bit like that here as regards the …. getting a mention, even if you want to call them a bunch illegitimates.
This is a dangerous step. Members of a union which donates to the Labour Party refusing to deliver leaflets supporting the opposition. What price democracy and independance ?
We’re getting better inight into the “price of democracy” as each day unfolds
Sack the bastards. They’re probably the ones who steal half the post anyway.
So some bloody postman decides what election leaflets I can or can’t read now, eh?
I was against privatisation but now I’ve heard this I think we’ll be safer letting TNT take over. At least the unions don’t dictate to them, and to us.
Some posties were caught binning thousands of UKIP leaflets in Manchester.
Who’s next? Tories, Lib Dems?
Stupid thing is they’d probably stand a better chance of job preservation than under Liebore
All the staff in my local sorting office are Nigerian. I don’t have anything of value sent to me by Royal Mail anymore.
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so thats where the 404 scammers are hiding these days.
They should be fired in a fucking second. Gross misconduct. Christ that’s the most outrageous thing I’ve heard all week – even in this week!
And charged with interfering with her majesties postal service, a criminal offence.
That’ll force a re-think from Labour on the privatisation. Hmmm, we control what they see an hear and now we can control what they readd? Hmmmmmm.
P45′s all round chaps. Issue the Poles with their mailbags.
I suppose all that’s left to say is: God Save the Queen! – and – can we start smashing the cameras now?
And her Bolshevik Regime
+_+_+_+_+_HUMBLE PIE, NEW LABOUR STYLE_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
At the hearing regarding the House of Lords ‘cash for amendments’ scandal….
Lords Snape and Truscott argued that there was no modern legal definition of the term “honour”, while Lord Taylor described it as an “arcane term dating from the time when escutcheons were blotted and political life was lived in gentlemen’s clubs”.
2 of the 4 got off and the 2 will be back in the Lords after 6 months.
I’m spitting bloody tacks. How can anyone bring up kids to be honest, hard working and pleasant with this bunch of wankers cascading their bullshit down.
The shield-like pattern of distribution of the haircoat in the area below the vulva, down to the top of the udder, in the cow. The escutcheon itself is composed of hairs which lie vertically downwards; its edges consist of a well-demarcated ridge created when this vertically inclined hair meets the horizontally inclined hair of the lateral aspect of the thigh. Wishful-thinking herdsmen used to read predictions of milking capacity into the shape of the escutcheon of a dairy cow.
According to my old copy of Black’s Law, Honor is defined as a verb. To accept a bill of exchange or to pay a note, check or accepted bill at maturity and according to its tenor.
Therefore it can be defined in law, but not as behaviour acting in integrity.
Brown refused to answer reporters questions about Shahid Malik. He just rushed past with that weird grin on his face.
He was thinking about buying a Nokia just for Malik.
Malik will have his job back when all the fuss has died down. The islamification of Britain will not be allowed to falter.
What grin? The ones that looks like Mandelson has just shoved his fist up his arse?
More slap less grin
Wasn’t Malik suspended from Test Matches because of a suspect action?
A complete ‘chucker’!
but he played with a straight bat at No 10 (that’s hard to do, you know)
you just don’t get it do you, you just don’t get it………leave me alone, go away, leave me alone
shahid maliks television….a 40 inch soney l.c.d…….i bet this tv is in his london home …he has just said “i have brought an identical set”…can someone ask to SEE both sets because ,in my opinion he is telling porkeys,michael.
Does Malik have two sets of £750 back massagers aswell?
He’d better have a second pair of hands too once we’re finished with him
“I have not been at the periphery of the rules. I haven’t abused the rules, I have been absolutely at the core of the rules.”
Good idea. Bit of a coincidence, eh, identical set – yeah, sure Shahid, you corrupt little fuck.
If he is not deselected as an MP I can guarantee you he will be returned yet again at the next GE to continue his slow jihad – the Ummah supports its own, and postal voting is SO convenient.
Can anyone be an election observer? If so, why not organise a campaign for ordinary people to travel to sharia constituencies for the count and keep an eye on the doings?
Tony Benn on TV just now: too much fuss is being made about this, it’s all becoming overblown, people should calm down, he doesn’t know any politicians who are on the take, they’re all hard-working, conscientious people etc etc ad nauseum
Benn is another HuntE.
That’s cos his son is in first class on the gravy train.
You can almost smell the fear in the corridors of Westminster. They have been rumbled and the level of public anger is starting to sink in.
The gravy train may be coming to a halt very soon
Revenge is a dish best partaken cold
“people should calm down”
Did he wear a shellsuit and talk in a scouse accent when sharing this pearl of wisdom?
Off topic: Who is ‘toenails’ a reference to?
mirror’s mcquire
Nick Robinson, as he is so far up Gordon’s rectum that you can only see his toenails.
Actually, his head now sticks out of Gordon’s gob, like some huge, pale, nightmarish, bald tongue with glasses.
Hi Nick!
Do one, you old boot.
“So Daphne, how devastated *were* you when your house burnt down?”
“Ooh, about 75% devastated, Jenni. Tee-hee. Piss, moan. Piss, moan. Aren’t men awful?”
Nick Robinson on the BBC – because he is so far up Gordon’s arse.
Oh, and isn’t a £730 ‘back massage normally an expensive prostitute?
Is there a branch of John Lewis at Kings Cross?
£730 for a whore? Must be a good un.
So what’s your limit then, £20.00?
£20? fuck that a fiver and she must keep her false teeth in
Friday afternoon and no Guido caption competition: the definition of hell on earth here in Tuscany.
Nah , that’s Livorno
I know, I’ll have to get back to doing some work at this rate.
Guido’s down the rub a dub
Wrong, Tone. Hell on earth is when the Beast arrives.
I thought having the Blairs spend a fortnight’s holiday in Polly Toynwasp’s villa with you as a neighbour was the definition of hell on earth in Tuscany ?
Tuscany’s a big place R McG; P Toynbee is several country miles away from the nest.
how do ya get a fat bird into bed
rub her blue tits?
piece of cake?
The despised BBC just gave me a great plug on a programme I suggested to them.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/more_or_less
I am now conflicted.
Down with the hated lackeys of the BBC! Except for the good bits of Radio 4! And Top Gear!
And David Attenborough!
I heard it, Frank. I was slicing up green peppers at the time and thought, “WTF? He listens to this programme?” The presenter’s nudging Ben Goldacre for the Smug Little Git of the Year award
And do I get paid for providing them with topics, context, examples and instances of debate? Do I FUCK.
Still they did it quite well I thought. Would you like my autograph?
“the wheels of justice turn exceedingly slow
though the mills of God grind slowly,yet they grind exceedingly small
though with patience He stands waiting,with exactness grinds He all.”
I expect he going to stand guard over his rose beds all night!
Grounds for summary dismissal, I should think.
Thought so, presumably that’s all he see’s when bent over by McBroon
Yep. And while they were putting all this fascist apparatus in place (ID cards, abolitionof double jeopardy, 42 day detention without charge etc…) they are making the same mistake they made with Scotland.
I know, the Labour fuckwits thought to themselves, lets give more power to Scotland. their own little pretendy parliament. Another tier of administartion for worthless fuckwits. But don’t worry, Scotland is Labour territoary. They’ll never vote Tory. We’ve spent the past generation poisoning the minds of everybody in Scotland. That way, even if England goes Tory w’ll always have heaps of safe jobs in Scotland. A whole mini-country to practice our fuckwittery Uber-Alles. A thousand year Scottish-Labour Reich.
And in less than 10 years, through the most egregious fuckwittery imaginable, they lost Scotland to a bunch of sour-faced nats.
Same with all this ID card, abolition of double-jeopardy nonsense. Only now is it beginning to dawn on the fucking imbeciles the weapons that they’ve put into the hands of their political enemies. Because, for sure, Nick Griffin will be itching to repay the complement to Jack Straw after being tried for the same jumped-up ‘hate-crime’ allegations.
Double jeopardy was conceived to make sure that nobody would be tied up in court endlessly on the same charges as a means of keeping political nuisances out of circulation. It has been fundamental to our freedom since Magana Carta and most of the western world and this bunch of fucking evil bastards abolished it.
For this reason alone they should hang. But I’ll settle for complete political annihilation.
you could probably entice her in with some crisps, maybe a hobnob on the pillow
+++ Mining the Archives +++
A potentially topical slice of genius from John Cooper Clarke, 1977
SUSPENDED SENTENCE…
Read the paper – humdrum
Henley Regatta – page one
Eight die – ho hum
Page three – big bum
Giving a lunatic a loaded gun
He walks – others run
Thirty dead – no fun
Furious featureless figures of fun
Do something destructive, chum
Sit right down – write a letter to the Sun
Saying “Bring back hangin’ – for everyone”
The took my advice – they brought it back
National costume was all-over-black
There were corpses in the avenues and cul-de-sacs
Piled up neatly in six-man stacks
Hanging from the traffic lights and specially made racks
They’d hang you for incontinence and fiddling your tax
Failure to hang yourself justified the axe
A deedely dee, a deedely dum
Looks like they brought back hangin’ – for everyone
The novelty’s gone – it’s hell
This place is a – death cell
The constant clang of the funeral bell
Those who aren’t hanging are hanging someone else
The people pay – the paper sells
Its plug-ugly sub-animal yells
Death is unsightly – death smells
Swingin’ Britain? – don’t put me on
Looks like they’ve brought back the rope – for everyone
…but you’ll never see a nipple in the Daily Express
John Cooper Clarke on youtube
Just heard the Mullah of Dewsbury say ” so I put the claim in and they said ‘it’s over the limit’. So I said ‘what limit? ‘………………
He really is the titular head of the Troughing Tendency.
And the Head Hoon himself has refused to accept that his property empire has been augmented by the taxpayer. He thinks that such a suggestion is very unfair.
Death to troughers.
When it comes to motley, they certainly do it ‘proppa’ ooop North…
http://www2.wakefieldtoday.co.uk/dewsburycouncillors.htm
Hunky Dunky sat on the wall
Hunky Dunky had a great etc, etc.
And STILL not a peep from the Beeb on Balls.
Lets just hope this 300k wasn’t the bombshell and Sunday is funday.
The BBC are trying to kill this whole thing now. The BBC loved it when it was the Tories getting beaten up, but now it look slike McSnots empire may well fall the BBC are under orders to kill the story.
Expect to see the BBC try to create some Tory scandal over the next couple of days.
The BBC is full of HuntZ
Mister HuntZ – he dead (apologies to Joseph Conrad)
Just a moment…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7658740.stm
Whats this 300k about then?
Cameron announces new expenses rules
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8052390.stm
How’s about this from James Purnell’s local rag this week. i particularly liked the bit where he says ‘I think all MPs regret that the current expenses system has brought their integrity into question – even where they have acted with honesty and integrity, as I have’.
Oh yeah james? Then why have you designated your constituency home in Broadbottom as your main home when you’re hardly ever there?
Answers on a post card.
http://www.tamesideadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1115030_mp_urgent_need_to_reform_expenses
Perhap he just likes the broad earthy no-nonsense onomatapaeic sound of his address.
alan duncan the eighth wealthiest mp in the house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who is the wealthiest any chance of a breakdown guido a list of names top to bottom
ta
The people that commit trespass and vandalise property are better than somebody screwing expenses how?
Just catching up on QT from last night.
MPs getting a lecture on ethics from the MD of McDonalds… they really have sunk very, very low.
And another thing while we’re on the subject.
Everybody agrees MPs from outside London need somewhere to stay whilst attending to Parliamentry and other duties. The system has been that effectively the taxpayers assist the purchase of a second home. When that MP decides to cease “serving the nation” they receive a handsome pension,but they are allowed to retain ownership of said property,in effect a very nice windfall on top. Nowhere have i seen any mention of this property being returned to the taxpayer,less any personal investment made by said MP. After all,once they cease to be “our representative”they have no need for a second home.
Fuck me. Margaret Beckett making a total fucking twat of herself on C4 news. Are they all fucking arseholes?
I would say so.
“It is impossible for you to understand that ….”
Those Sir, are the words of somebody that will not be elected next time – unless her constituents enjoy being insulted and given her demeanour and fizzog, she may well be elected!.
As I’ve pointted out before though. There are twats out that that would elect a child rapist to Parliament if they were wearing a Labour rosette.
Did this man have no has beans to plant?
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THE ENGLISH
THE ENGLISH ARE AN IDLE RACE,
LAWNS THEY LIKE TO MOW,,
THEY STARTED WURK ON ENGLAND,
A VERY LONG TIME AGO
BAQK,
AS THEY SAY,
AS IT HAPPENS
BY THE WAY,
BAQK IN KING ARFURS* DAY
Dear Guido,
Since you linked to it, I’m curious what you think about Nadine Dorries replies about her expenses to the Telegraph: http://blog.dorries.org/Blogs/2009/May/15#15
It’s funny that Duncan has to claim so much for gardening, when he is a highly experienced uphill-gardener himself!
THE ENGLISH LOVE ENGLAND,
THEY CALL ENGLAND HOME,
THEY CALL ENGLAND
THIS SCEPTRED ISLE
AND WHEN ENGLISH LAYDEES,
THINQK OF ENGLAND,
THE JUST LIE BAQK AND SMILE
THE ENGLISH PLAY KRIQKIT,
ON A STIQKY WIQKET,
TO GET EATCH UTHER OWT FOR A DUQK
RAIN STOPS PLAY,
ON AN ENGLISH SUMMER DAY,
SUTCH, IS THE ENGLISH LUQK
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LUQK IS LIKE RAIN
LUQK FALLS
EITHER WAY,
DEEPENDING ON YOUR POSITION,
AT THE END OF THE DAY
THE HEAVENS MAY OPEN,
AND LET FALL A HARD REIGN,
WINNERS BECOME LOSERS,
THE THIRSTY DRINQK AGAIN
THE ENGLISH SKIN
IS VERY THIQK,
THE UPPER LIP IS STIFF
WOT*S THAT SMELL
SAY THE ENGLISH,
WOT*S THAT BLOODY WHIFF
Tam Dalyell paid £18000 for a bookcase. £18000? Where the fuck do you have to go to pay £18000 for a bookcase. Why couldnt he go to Ikea like the rest of us?
[...] http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/alan-duncan-gets-some-free-gardening/It didn’t work in Crewe & Nantwich and won’t work in this case. People can see that the Labour MPs are fast catching for wealth accumulation at the expense of the taxpayer and soon Naya Bazaar the Tories will be the party of the poor. … [...]
THE ENGLISH LOVE THEIR QWAIN*T OLD WAYS,
HISTORY BOOKS
AND SHAKESPEARE PLAYS
CATS AND DOGS
PETS AND STRAYS
MIDSUMMER KNIGHTS,
AND RAINY DAYS
“Duncans urgent constitucency meeting ” Tried for 2 days to locate venue ,no reply from local party chairman,no one heard of it. Office closed. Are you being honest ALAN ,could it really be cos you were caught in the trough.?
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THE ENGLISH PEOPLE WUN WUNTSCE KNEW,
COULD OFTEN BE FOUND,
HANGING ABOWT,
IN
AN
ORDERLY
Q
THEY THOUGHT IT A PROPER ENGLISH
KIND OF THING TO DU,
AND THE COULD EVEN BE HEARD TO SAY THINGS LIKE
PLEASE,
THANK YU
AND
ARFTER YEW
BUT THERE ARE NO MORE Qs
TO BE SCENE,
IN ENGLANDS’ LAND
WUNTSCE
SO PLEASANT
AND GREEN
THE SITUATION
LOOKS SAD AND GLUM,
WHEN THE BUS GETS HERE,
IT*S ALL DAOUWN TO A SQKRUM
TORK ABOWT A CUSTOM LOST,
A CUSTOM LOST TO ENGLANDS* COST,
WOTEVER IS THE QUEEN
GOING TO DU,
WEN SHE HAS TO GET THE BUS TO WURK,
DGJHUST LYKE YU
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AALL*S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,
KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING BRIGHT,
WE MUST SAVE THE QUEEN
SAY THE ENGLISH
WE MUST SAVE THE QUEEN AND HER RIGHT
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*
*
A ROSE BY ANY UTHER NAME
CANRDLY BE A ROSE
UNLESS SHE IS A
ENGLISH ROSE
AS EVERY
ENGLISH
SOLDIER
KNOWS
8
THE ENGLISH SAY FINGS LIKE, FUNNY INIT,
AND KORL EATCH UTHER M8*
THEY LIKE THEIR TRAINS
2 B ON THYME,
BUT ENGLISH TRAINS ARE AWLWAYS
L8*