MPs Crying Into Their Subsidised Beers
Guido was on the Commons terrace last night drinking subsidised Guinness. In the bar were some of the shadiest racketeers in Britain, hanging around for a Finance Bill vote on Bingo (Guido kids you not). In the bar were wannabee Red Rag bloggers Charlie Whelan and Kevin “Make it up” Maguire – they made a swift exit before Guido could say “hello”. Gordon’s thuggish enforcer and chief whip Nick Brown was holding court like the mafia boss he resembles. A glum Lembit was literally propping up the bar all night. Outside on the terrace another disgraced LibDem, Andrew George, was glued to his mobile phone – no doubt still spinning that his daughter “sometimes” stays at his taxpayer financed flat – in reality it is him who sometimes stays there from Monday to Wednesday night and his daughter is there all week. (If he wants to challenge Guido on this he’ll be sorry).
Geoff Hoon was glumly sipping his beer, he downed his last pint and did that “I know who you are” stare thing that Labour figures have taken to doing with Guido, before presumably leaving for the bed we have bought for him. Rosie Winterton, Phil Woolas and a large gang of Labour cronies all looked pretty miserable. The low morale of Labour MPs was palpable, the perfect storm of smear and sleaze revelations has broken them. Guido will drink to that for some time…
I walked past Harman’s house last night (Herne Hill) and there was a Range Rover outside and a ferrari in the drive.
She is a “socialist” MP and he is a union official.
Go fuigure.
No snoubt Lemprick opium MP is trying to forget his political suicide on radio 5.
Left-wing hypocrites should be put in jump suits and decapitated.
Yawn.
Death is too quick and easy. I advocate them being placed in the stocks and only being released to be birched once a week.
Just chain them to railings or lampposts and let the public administer the verdict of the Court of Public Opinion.
just bury them up to their necks in sand and let the sun burn their eyes out that should take about five years in this weather
Duplicitous, hypocritical, nasty pigs!
You’ve got the wrong house on the wrong road, dipstick.
No, it is the right road and house. She also has an underground garage (it pops up from the drive), as you have asked. Dipstick!
Why?
Is it “just” a RAV and a boxter?
It seems so long ago that Cheeky Girl, Gabriela, twittered “Our love is like a mushroom”.
Now poor old Lembit has taken refuge at the bottom of a glass but finds no balm for his ruined heart.
He knows he has no future but to dance barefoot on a frozen pond and sing songs of self-pity to the accompaniment of Mark Oaten grinding his barrel organ while the dogs of the village snarl round their ankles and casually use them for lampposts.
Maybe she’s moved. Or is she still up from “The Village” within swine ‘flu sneezing distance of Alleyn’s.
Sorry Clapham Commoner, you are a dipstick. I walk past her house every day. I saw her being collected by a chauffeur yesterday. She can only get one car off the road on her “drive”. The house you refer to is in Burbage Road and indeed has a grey Ferrari and an underground car elevator on the forecourt. Harman lives in an adjacent road. Check it out with the Father’s Alliance and have a look at the snaps of Superman on her roof. NOT the same house.
fucking hell how much did these thunderbird s underground car parks cost us ? greedy bastards
Get a photo next time. Please.
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HERNE HILL
EXIT JEAN CHARLES DE MENENEZ
PLOD ON TO STOQKWELL
If you know the address, Google streets or whatever it is called might have a piccy, a long shot but worth a try.
Guido, the two cars referred to are regularly parked on a drive at the Herne Hill end of Burbage Road ie. NOT Harman’s Road so NOT Harman’s house or cars. Harman’s “drive” has only room for one car and it needs washing.
Has she claimed for gardening? Her hedge is scruffy.
o/t england win toss and will bat first
But I bet it was a RED Ferrari.
It’s a grey one and it’s not hers and it’s not even on her road but the next one up. I walk past it every day. She couldn’t fit two cars on her “drive”. Let’s keep this blog as accurate as possible.
Ferrari Testarossa
it would be a chacoal ferrari if i live down there bastards
it would be a chacoal grey ferrari if i live down there bastards
Good Guido, I hope you chucked a tenner at the fuckers saying “here, buy yourself a life you sad sacks of shit”.
If the commons bar had to rely on selling subsidised beer to MPs to make a profit it would not be doing well.
Lots of other staff benefit – not to mention some disreputable journalists, do we see them complaining. I am happy for secretaries to get a cheap pint.
have a look in the regester of members interests all flights jack straw takes are booked down as club class space available upgrade for him,wife, daughter etc not a bad perk on us.
Keep up the good work Fawkes.
I’m putting you forward for a “K”
More chance after the election!
I can’t believe he’s (still?) doing Ketamine!
Ketamine is SOOOO 1990s. It’s GBL these days (… or so i hear, hem hem)
WTF do you think Guido was doing mixing with the low-life on the HoC terrace anyway?
It wouldn’t just have been for the cheap Guinness!
WTF! You mean I’m subsidising Guido for his fucking Guiness as well? Give me my money back Guido then fuck off. Birching is too good for the likes of you.
perhaps he was looking at doing a better job than the original Guido Fawkes!?
I hope someone soon comes up with the idea of disolving parliament, getting rid of the lot of them (in both houses) and calling a general election asap
how do we get in to this bar?it would be great pissed up and ripping in to these bastards, would be a great night and at chucking out we could toss a few over the wall into the thames an ideal night out.
how do we get in to this bar?it would be great pissed up and ripping in to these bastards, would be a great night and at chucking out we could toss a few over the wall into the thames an great night out.
speical k more like
Looks like Bill Murray’s best film.
@2- Seconded. You also deserve the nation’s gratitude for setting the ball rolling on this self-serving bunch of crooks.
Oh, and as much lifetime’s Guiness as you would want to drink.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
I hope you had a good wash afterwards.
The Penguin
When will the suicides start?
Morley will need a bloody long rope to get round his substantial jowls.
I’ve got one
He has a very silly voice Father…
Not soon enough for my liking.
Will they claim the rope on expenses
Well they wouldn’t get any complaints for that claim.
Guido, I bet the general public do not know about taxpayer-funded subsidies for MPs beer. This would make a hell of a lot of ordinary punters very very angry!
Wong. It’s fairly common knowledge that Parliament is treated like a Private Members Club but without subscriptions. The Taxpayer foots the bill.
Time for the subsidised bars to go. People at work – and doing the important job of making laws for the rest of us – shouldn’t be getting pissed during working hours – particularly when it is at the taxpayers’ expense.
If MPs want to receive ‘professional’ salaries they should start behaving like professionals and stay off the booze in their place of employment.
Yep, and no more food on expenses for those with BMIs above 25, otherwise we have to pay for more new loo seats.
And only food costs reimbursed above a tenner as everyone spends on food, not just MPs, with a sensible max of course.
Ask what happens in the Stranger’s Bar……… open all hours last time I heard.
Publish the bar price list.
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ALCOHOL IS FRAUWNED UPON IN THE WURKPLAICE
EMPTY THE CELLARS
ORKSHUN THE LOT
ASTA
Forgot to add,
Can HMRC look into whether the food expenses allowances should be taxed, since we all foot our on food bill and employers/employees should pay tax on salary paid out in goods, health insurance, car allowances and gym memberships etc.
Proud not be working for the government, but angry to be paying tax (not yet rich enough for Monaco, but my missus does look the part though!)
Now I will bugger off, unfortunately not to a bar with taxpayer-sponsored lager!
Cellars in westminster should be used for storing KNO3 as anyone knows!
Shouldn’t that be KNO3 + S + C
STRANGERS BAR? woudn’t like to go for a piss in there: mandelson, nick brown (the common man) and all the other sordid little cretins doing a bit of cottaging . yuck!
you need two loo seats if youv’e got two arsehole’s one at the rear and one between their fucking ears
Agree Anonymous, but well done on Guido to get something in return for the taxes he pays, in addition to making a living by writing how taxes get squandered.
I would get the sack if I drank while on duty.
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Glad to see your moniker.
The postal vote scam will be the one to follow once the troughers have paid back their filched “entitlements”. The Nuliebour mafia are lining it up as they did in Glenrothies. Vigilantes needed at at every council voter registration post.
I went into Camden’s a few years back to change address. Very slack, no proof of identity requested.
If I was a bar steward I’d be tempted to piss in the beer. GTW Guido, does it taste OK?
Can they still smoke in there?
yes
Mightn’t that set off the stored KNO3?
Only after intercourse.
i woke up this morning like an excited child at christmas and bleary eyed grabbed my i-phone to rejoice in reading the gift of mr and mrs blinky’s heads on a pole for dodgy expenses and nothing!
why?
surely, surely they cannot be clean and i have just been mislead by stories of an injunction etc.
i really want them to suffer – please confirm it will happen soon??
Me too – wished I had bought the 30p Sun instead.
What a waste of 60p this morning.
You certainly are stuck in 1984 if you think the DT costs 60p.
DT 90p. Sun 30p. Difference 60p.
Keep up with class, young Hog.
So I have been only claiming 30p back by buying the Sun and pretending to buy the Telegraph. Oh! L’Humanité!
Am praying too, and for the Keens and the Wintertons……
You have to hope they’re storing up Balls and his husband for Sunday.
The suspense is killing me.
Odious as the Wintertons undoubtedly are, they’re another Hamilton-style novelty act compared to those two.
The keens have been troughing, big time.
Will Guido be repaying his beer subsidy and/or declaring to HMRC
no he’s based offshore.
i would like all our mp’s to be based off shore about 25 miles off cornwall 300feet down wearing concrete wellies
Hoon was just thinking ‘what an ugly bugger that is’ when looking at you.
Face it GuidOaf you’re out of your depth and a liability.
When was the last time they asked you on the telly, belly boy?
MB we missed you over the weekend.
I suppose you were at a cross-dressing conference with the cabinet.
PS any comment of Baroness Uddin ?
No problem with cross dressing.
You are not someone to be missed, especially at the weekend.
If you want to specify the Uddin situation, happy to put you on the right track.
Any comment on blinking John Maple from you or GuidOaf, no?
Yes watch that dodgy Baroness, arrest Udder before she slacks off to Bangla land by bus.
Unison’s Badder
urbanised dons?
Are you Whelan in disguise?
Did you order to brake into that ballot box filled with postal votes for Gould junior (you’re way too big a cowered and unfortunately not stupid enough to break into that ballot box yourself, despite supporting another (non-blairish) candidate).
If you’re not Whelan by the way, I fear you’re being supported by the tax payer, in some public sector or quango non-job.
oops, that should have been break into rather than ….
question still stands though
Is your own illiteracy the reason you have concerns about postal voting.
To date only a Conservative has been proven to carry out fraudulent postal voting.
fair point, but up to a point, the conservative guy was just not clever enough to cover his tracks
-Glenrothes: marked voters register went missing, vote counting tables not clearly visible
-Times undercover reporter witnessing students being recruited by labour politicians somewhere up north (south of the wall)
-Gould junior and Ms Booth’s stepmother all enjoying huge number of postal votes (look at the posintgs on labour-minded blogs and John Harris’s work on The Guardian website – never expected to mention this wite as a reference)
PS I’m not illiterate, but contribute (or spoil) blogs in between my trading in the markets and have found out that using word spell checker (I know, here its more a grammar issue’, but then you could get the green lines in the checker) and then copy-pasting many times the punctuation goes missing.
PS2 You did not answer the question
PS3 Weblinks to all these postal vote issues can be provided at a later time, quite busy now, although you would not believe me
PS4 I’m not a conservative hack, no uk passport, not in uk, and not a native english speaker (but you figured that one out)
I imagine Guido’ll be on TV quite a bit commenting on what’s happening once the fraud & tax evasion trials start!
Ad Hominem attacks, oh dear masturbater, try and calm down.
I’m surprised you did not follow in that good old Irish tradition after a few Guinesses of saying to the Hoon “Are yew lookin’ at me?” before punching his lights out. Have you gone soft?
Why waste time with small talk?
Just punch the twat straight off…
He’ll get what is coming to him.
Nice One.
Reminds me of that old chestnut on the dear Lord Mandy:
Q. Why does everyone take an istant dislike to Peter Mandlesome ?
A. It saves so much time.
Brilliant – missed that one.
thats a geordie tradition, not irish, in ireland we just punch, we are far to lazy to talk about it first
And in Scotland it’s just a straightforward. “Het Mate, pick a window ‘cos you’re leaving”
Its obvious you’re not Scottish, 1984.
We don’t tell people our intent. We just batter them.
Guido, pity you never followed Maguire, I would love for that Hunt to snap and get lifted by the Met.
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel a major seismic movement – politicos, commentators, everyone involved in promoting ZanuLiebor seems to be in the shit. And I LOVE IT!!!
The two left Balls? Two Dinners? Harpic? Are they all clean? Amazing!
Blink, blink
Hoon ws thinking ‘what an ugly bugger’ when looking at you.
hoon doesn’t think – at least not on the evidence I’ve seen
Guido is an ugly bugger though.
Nice to know Hoon thinks occasionally.
I like your thought Guido, search out the clean MP’s but who are they?
I suppose we start with those that voted for MP’s Expenses transparency?
Then it should be a matter of sorting the honest from the stupid that put their cross in the for’s but ment to vote in the against’s
Its hard to tell really. Whether the ones not talked about are the ones in for the big telegraph finale. Presumably at the end the ones left (see still some naive optomism left in me) will be fairly clean.
Perhaps one has to look amongst those who’ve already been done for small things like wooden spoons or bog standard bog seats.
Still no mention of the execrable Cooper- Balls duo in all this. Is the rumour true that they have a court injunction on the Telegraph?
Bloody great if they have……. the great court of public opinion will find them guilty instantly.
…or anyway.
They are such a pair of sanctimonious testicular twats that most people agree “its the right thing to do.”
who pays their legal cost’s ? WE DO
Just be careful Guido, you are now dealing with cornered rats…and they don’t all wear a red rossette.
Well, say what you like about Toilets-Maguire (and I frequently do), the Mirror does have a good article (god, did i really write that?!) online slating the
ghastly luvvie Stephen Fry and his comments claiming that everyone cheats on their expenses and that it’s not terribly important.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/reade/2009/05/14/why-we-should-pan-stephen-fry-s-expenses-jibe-115875-21356337/
No, Stephen, everyone doesn’t cheat – most of the ‘little’ people don’t even get the chance to cheat by more than a pound or two and can usually even resist that temptation. The real trouble is that the ‘big’ people devise systems that are so open to abuse that they become even more corrupted than they started. This is bad for them and bad for the way they carry out their duties – in the case of the Commons and Lords, it is, I am sure, why they (particularly the Commons and the Labour Lords) have become so supine. Don’t overfeed our MPs, rather we should keep them just a little hungry so they are ready for a fight with No 10 and the Cabinet.
Well the fat tart did 3 months inside for credit card fraud when a youth so you would think he’d take these things a bit more seriously.
That was all the fault of Mrs. Thatch who was Education secretary at the time. Stephen just used credit cards that no one else was using so that he could use them as necessary to keep himself in the style that he deserves. So it was all mrs. thatch’s fault, so there!
“Maybe the Thinking Man’s Boris Johnson had been Twittering with Barbara Follett about her claim for £25,000 private security despite being married to a multi-millionaire author (Imagine a sink estate pensioner living in fear of attacks from smackheads demanding similar treatment).”
Who is the Labour minister who campained in her own constituency with a police escort and a stab proof vest?
“But back to his charge that everyone fiddles their expenses. Let me tell him about 74 year-old Mirror reader Matt Mills, a volunteer handyman for Age Concern.
Matt does jobs around Torbay that old folk who aren’t as fit as him can’t do themselves. He fits tap washers, hangs mirrors, clears mice nests, fits bolts and checks smoke alarms. He uses his own tools, petrol and van.
He charges nothing for his labour but gets 35p a mile and 15p per phone call. His expense claim for March came to £22.06.”
We get the luvvies we deserve.
Get a TV detuned to turn it into a monitor and it can be worked with a DVD player such that you can follow your favourite shows on DVD without having to pay the incredibly smug luvvie tax.
The twats should be behind bars not in them. In Blears’ case a budgie cage will do.
Yummie – best millet on expenses.
Can I have a second cage?
Yours
HB
Maguire hasn’t posted anything on his blog since May 6 – must be very little happening recently.
Also I take issue with Guido that Maguire’s blog is full of distortions. The first four words of the introdcution read ” Kevin Maguire low life ” which seems pretty accurate to me. After that though it’s all downhill.
Old Toilets was on TV this morning – apparently not such a rabid Liebore supporter now (Gordon must have refused to give him McBride’s job). Rats & sinking ships sprang to mind.
He’s ALWAYS on TV. The Hunt.
You’re like Daniel in the Lions’ Den in there.
And to think, PC Filth…we used to be called the pigs.
Another porkie pie, please.
Guido
We can scream and scream and scream until we puke our guts out – but what the fuck can we actually do?
Will Brown vote for Xmas?
Not even our afflicted leader is that much of a Turkey
Guido, we need to more about Darling and his four ‘flips’.
We need to know about Cooper n’ Balls.
We need to know about The Hoon.
We’re relying on you.
ARE DARLINGS :FLIP’S not unacceptable to brown ?or was morley a scapegoat?
andrew mckay resigns over unnaccaptable expenses
but only as DC’s parliamentary aide, not as a conservative MP, neither has he had the whip withdrawn.
Oh, yes. Snip, snip, snip for the Balls, please.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
One of D.C aides just resigned for unacceptable expense claims. He and his wife claimed 1/4 million last year. She a MP was well.
Aren’t “the Telegraph” going to print details of “Husband/Wife MPs expenses claims “tonight?
In which case I suspect he won’t be the last one to find that his position is untenable
There needs to be a General Election now – it’s the only way for Parliament to regain it’s moral authority over this scandal
He’s a weirdo. She’s not bad. Always wondered what she was doing with him. Obviously impressed her with the size of his wad….
All these Labour troughers are DC “aides” right now.
Their combined, but unintentional, assistance is appreciated.
They have both been claiming for second homes – each others. Bingo no first home and all paid for by us.
Double Dipping. Nice!
he tried to divert the flack to others – that’s the way to win support silly boy
http://www.getbracknell.co.uk/news/s/2050691_mp_andrew_mackay_nothing_to_fear_over_expenses
Picking up the soap in prison will sort some of them out but we have to hope that the same will happen with some of the bankers
They’ll all do their bird and come out bleating about prison reform, write a book and make another fortune.
Whatever happened about confiscating the profits made from the crime?
Yep mustn’t take our eyes off the banskters just because MPs are also at it.
Brown’s banksters ruined the world and we need a new Nuremberg Tribunal to deal with their economic crimes.
BREAKING NEW’S mandelson’s just been seen loading four large box’s of soap into his car
Too hot for me. I’m out of here. Back to the mansion batman!
Fawkes, I invited my MP to sign the buy mr martin a Stagecoach ticket home petition , but he tells me he can’t ‘because he’s in the shadow cabinet’. Surely this should be a free vote !
Can we have a sweepstake on the total amount of the balls’ expenses, at the top of the page – that will keep it in the public eye and provide a story for one of the msm hacks who subscibe to your esteemed organ to nick.
Seconded. Excellent idea.
If you’re hoping for a red Telescopic sight on The Right Hon. Teddy “So what?” Testicles.
It’s in the post….
Hasn’t appeared yet on other thread so to update….Andrew Mckay, Dave’s factotum, has resigned. He voluntarily submitted his expenses and it was decided that they would not stand up to public scrutiny.
Must be pretty bad as that more or less applied to Gove et al and they escaped.
Hope Plod and the Taxman pick this up.
memo to Straw: build more prisons
MacKay is Cameron’s Common’s Aide – he was toast as sson as any discrepancies were found and I suspect he won’t be the last one to have to go either although in true fashion Brown is still dithering and losing authority every second he delays. It will be particularly bad if it’s revealed tonight that any husband/wife who have Ministerial Responsibilities have also been claiming within the rules but NOT the spirit
P.S.
David Miliband has allegedly said that he has no intention of paying anything back as every pound he claimed is justified and is in relation to his work for his constituency and Parliamentary duties. Either very brave or another foolhardy statement by our Foreign Secretary = only time will tell
Amazed that you are willing to walk amongst those about to face the gallows
Is this your charity work?
CHARITY
CHARITY IS A VIRTUE
AND AVARICE IS A VICE,
SAID THE CAT IN THE CRADLE
TO THE THREE BLIND MICE
AND TURNING A BLIND EYE,
TO YE THREE,
AMOUNTS IN ME
TO
CHARITY
CHARITY, SAID THE QWEEN
IS A VERY GOOD THING,
IF YU HAPPEN TO KNOW,
WOT
I
MEAN
SO DON*T THROW ALL YOUR MONEY AWAY,
GIVE A LITTLE TO CHARITY,
EVERY
DAY
CHARITY, SAID THE KING
IS A VERY VERY GOOD THING,
LIKE A BURD ON THE WING,
OR A SUNNY DAY IN SPRING,
A CHOIR THAT CAN SING,
A GOLDEN WEDDING RING,
OR FLOWERS THAT YU BRING
CHARITY, SAID THE KING
IS A VERY VERY GOOD THING
CHARITY, SAID THE GNOME,
BEGINS AT HOME,
WARE THE HART WURKS PUMPING BLOOD:
CHARITY KAN BE A TRIQKLE,
CHARITY KAN BE A FAOUWNT,
CHARITY KAN BE A FLUD
CHARITY, SAID THE KNAVE
FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE,
CHARITY WURKS TO SAVE,
THE LONELY AND THE BRAVE
CHARITY PLAYS WITH LOVE
SAID THE TURTLE TO THE DOVE,
FLYING IN THE SKY ABOVE,
LANDING ON A VELVET GLOVE,
CHARITY PLAYS WITH LOVE
charity is a con , your hard earned mony gone, for every pound you pay ,ninety pence they sleal away ,and with all the other tenpences ,they tell us that is there expences.
Mackay claiming he did nothing unreasonable but resigns; David Millivanilliband issues apology about his expenses, (£300000 on house and £180 per month on garden) says he did nothing wrong and er…that’s it.
is it just to me or deosn’t kevin Maguire bare more than a passing resemblence to Julian Clary?!
http://www.crescent-theatre.co.uk/Y2007/images/julian_clary.jpg
You beat me to it Ed.
Peas in a pod.
Kevin is a marvellous stand up comedian whereas Julian Clary is a rubbish columnist. That is how I tell them apart.
So was you there on your own then?
Obviously there were a lot of people in the bar till you walked in?
Are you really liked that much?
They really don’t like it up ‘em do they?
Hunts
Some of these vermin will be scrounging off the taxpayer via the benefits office in a years time, it should come quite naturally to them
So when do we start on the expenses of the MEP’s, bearing in mind the euro elections are just around the corner. Much bigger sums involved here.
Any discs around for these?
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THE QWEEN WILL WIN INDyEND
their expenses shoul be out now then we can see the shite we are about to vote for. scum
their expenses shoul be out now then we can all see the shite we are about to vote for. scum
Guido, what does cheap Guinness taste like? As a Prole I’m never likely to find out, unless we storm Parliament one day and take back what is ours.
Double bubble Andrew McKay and Julie Kirkbride, naughty, naughty.
Her Majesty’s Official Opposition
Leader of the Opposition Rt Hon David Cameron MP
Parliamentary Private Secretary to the Leader of the Opposition Desmond Swayne TD MP
Senior Parliamentary & Political Advisor to David Cameron Rt Hon Andrew Mackay MP
with advice like that no wonder Cameron’s going to lose.
“He was my MAIN man!”
“with advice like that no wonder Cameron’s going to lose”
Whatever it is you’re taking, time to lay off it.
Just stuff like this, can’t get enough of it really. Best thing is the backlash in their constituencies is going to be enormous, this isn’t some wisteria claim or something this is ‘over the line’. tee hee hee
Mr Mackay has used his second homes allowance to claim more than £1,000 a month in mortgage interest payments on their joint flat near Westminster.
However, his wife used her Additional Costs Allowance to claim over £900 a month on paying off the home loan for their family home near her constituency.
This means they effectively had no main home but two second homes – and were using public funds to pay for both of them
And your comments on Labour troughers??
What a wanker you are baiter.
MPs confuse work with drinking subsidised beer in the commons bar! British Pubs are closing at the rate of 39 a week. MPs should be out there pretending to work in their constituency pubs. We’re all doomed!
What is it with ZaNuLabour & mortgages? If they’re not capable of organising their own affairs, why should we believe that they could possibly run the country?
Now we know why the gummint has been banging on about 5 a day for the last 2 years- it was a wake-up call to MPs ‘to do the right thing’
Boo Hoo! My heart bleeds for the poor miserable wretches…
On a serious note Guido, I am a little concerned for your safety drinking amid all those undisputed shithorses.
So long as a glare followed by a walking off in disgust is all you are getting…
guido’s got his eye on a nice little flat in westminster and was just getting some advice on how to get it for now’t
Bloody hell, what have I done now? Why is my comment awaiting moderation?
here. here. if you re submit changing one word it will appear twice
Out of interest how much is a pint of Guinness at subsidised commons prices?
In 2007/08, I calculate Labour MPs cost £2,847,914 more in expenses than Tory MPs. Details below:
Party Total Count Average
CON £26,837,937 194 £138,340
DUP £1,337,816 9 £148,646
IND £369,956 3 £123,319
IND CON £237,820 2 £118,910
IND LAB £139,210 1 £139,210
LAB £51,543,552 352 £146,431
LD £9,528,094 63 £151,240
PC £459,695 3 £153,232
RES £136,390 1 £136,390
SDLP £463,096 3 £154,365
SF £681,235 5 £136,247
SNP £911,288 6 £151,881
SPE £74,522 1 £74,522
UKIP £140,987 1 £140,987
UUP £134,004 1 £134,004
TOTAL £92,995,602 645 £144,179
Don’t want to piss on your parade but could it be that labour trough more cos there’s more of ‘em
Purer than pure????
Be sure your sins will find you out.
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THE DEVILS* ADDING MACHINE
EVERY LITLE SIN
NO MATTER HOW SMALL,
EVERY LITTLE SIN,
THE DEVILS COUNTS THEM ALL
FOR WHY SHOULD THE DEVIL
LET YU GET AWAY
WEN ADDING UP IS SO EASY,
AT THE END OF THE DAY
if you do the crime. then you should do the time .if you steal from the public purse. you should leave in a fucking herse
if you do the crime. i beleve you should do the time .if you steal from the public purse. you should leave in a fucking herse
Andrew George seems to lead the Additional Allowances (John Lewis) list most years as well – what’s that all about then??
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/andrew_george/st_ives
Guido
That must have been a lonely pint for you. Bit like Mongoose in the Snake Pit.
Hope you dont believe in Voodoo and Witchcraft…….
Keep up the good work..
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Guido, point of information, Andrew George says he and his wife own a third of their flat – see his website. The taxpayer pays for two thirds of it, and for half the furniture. He has never disputed that his daughter is currently staying there (see his bumbly piece on the Beeb – could he not have had some training??). But he does dispute that it’s her main home and he bought it for her – usually, and in particular during the period the Telegraph was talking about, she was a student in halls of residence.
Just trying to be helpful
I’m all for exposing the cheats, Lib Dem or otherwise – see my posts on LDV yesterday. And I’m still not 100% happy with some of George’s furniture items. But it looks to me very much as if the Telegraph has basically roughed him up unjustifiably, I’m afraid. They’re still refusing to acknowledge that he owns a third of the flat. They’ve now started going over his hotel claims instead because they’ve realised the flat story doesn’t hold water.
When the taxpayer finishes paying for the other two thirds who does it then belong to?
The taxpayer. He’ll give the gain back.
Remember and drink moderately Guido. I’m surprised el Gordo hasn’t managed to get your Westminster pass revoked. Don’t be surprised if that’s his next enquiry.
“The low morale of Labour MPs was palpable, the perfect storm of smear and sleaze revelations has broken them.”
Sweet as poetry, Guido. I hope they all succumb to depression like many of their electorate have as a result of Labour’s healthist bullying.
Guido,
It is you who deserve all the credit for telling us all about all this expenses stuff well before the DT and other media outlets did.
You deserve a medal.
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silvio prepare planet ZOD for an influx of ex m p’s
silvio prepare the planet ZOD for a large influx of ex mp’s
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TIME IS TIME
AND MONEY IS CREDIT,
THERE IS A SINGQKING FUNDUNDER THE BANQK
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this guy must write the M P’S rule book no wonder they can’t understand them????
silvio prepare the planet ZOD for an influx of ex m p’s
Hey Guido, how did you get access to the Commons bar?
I love the taste of subsidised alcohol.
been out all day and came in just in time to hear that turd lord truscott
not apologising for his – shall we say- indiscretions! What a nerve, what balls- where are balls and cooper by the way. Brown is STILL sitting in that
cupboard chewing his nails cunctating as usual . From Chambers Dictionary:-
CUNCTATOR, (SOMEONE WHO DELAYS OR PROCRASTINATES.
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this guy must write the M P’S rgreen book no wonder they can’t understand the rules???
when allthis die;s down lets start on local councilors who claim lots of expences and move on to quango’s and finally let’s not forget the rite disshonourable house of lords.
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Don’t want to piss on anyones parade but could it be that labour trough more cos there’s more of ‘em If so it would account for the greater figure
As a resident of St Ives Cornwall I’d be interested to hear more about Morvah’s residence. George says on his website that she was living elsewhere and used the flat as an “occasional bolthole”, she was named on the insurance because she was “keeping an eye on the place”.
“Outside on the terrace another disgraced LibDem, Andrew George, was glued to his mobile phone – no doubt still spinning that his daughter “sometimes” stays at his taxpayer financed flat – in reality it is him who sometimes stays there from Monday to Wednesday night and his daughter is there all week. (If he wants to challenge Guido on this he’ll be sorry).”
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AN EYE FOR AN AYE,
A PENNY FOR YORE THORTS,
A DROP IN THE OCEAN BLUE
THE SHIP OF STATE
IS SINGQKING FARST,
WITH THE CAPTAIN AND
THE BLOODY CREW