Comments on: Q. How Many Expense Claims Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

By: Muppet

Muppet — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:25:55 +0000

Blimey, sounds worse than my situation, good luck mate.

By: Muppet

Muppet — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:23:58 +0000

What, The beer helps with the daytime TV? Sounds about right.

Will be getting in a bit of extra Res5 in between updating CV etc. really, but thanks for the advice.

By: Shithead

Shithead — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:25:59 +0000

The slow-witted, partisan Mr Martin should be sent back north of Hadrian with the rough end of a pineapple stuffed well up his not inconsiderably upholstered arse.

By: John Prescott

John Prescott — Tue, 12 May 2009 08:55:36 +0000

Of course I bloody well claim it on my expenses! Do you think that I’m a fucking idiot?

By: going down the pan

going down the pan — Tue, 12 May 2009 08:40:12 +0000

seems to me the dryrot got into her fucking brain and then infected the whole of westminster fucking scum.

By: Major Plonquer

Major Plonquer — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:03:15 +0000

Martin NOT the Worst Speaker

Despite almost universal calls for Michael J. ‘Gorbals Mick’ Martin to step down as Speaker of the House a rigorous historical review finds that he was not the worst Speaker in the history of the House. Nor will Martin be the first sitting Speaker to be deposed if it comes to that.

Read all about it….

By: Anthony Thompson

Anthony Thompson — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:43:48 +0000

Fucking hell, 23000 they can claim.

These people have taken pay cuts over what they could’ve got to claim it.

Overreaction.

By having MPs expenses and more importantly pay so low we are encouraging people not to be MPs, or to be MEPs.

By: M Martin

M Martin — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:51:49 +0000

The wretched and hopelessly incompetent M Martin who is out of his depth wanted the edited expense details released after the June elections. Presumably because he knew that the truth would harm his beloved labour party that has fed and nourished him throughout his pathetic and useless career. Now that he has lost control of the release, he has decided to allow them be issued this month. As if that would make any difference to the election result. He is as every bit as disreputable as all the other grasping MP’s

By: Lost faith in this country

Lost faith in this country — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:20:27 +0000

Guido, tell us who drew the lowest expenses so that we can vote for them and to hell with all the others.

By: Porky Pies

Porky Pies — Mon, 11 May 2009 19:35:42 +0000

And another: (Apologies to King Cole)

Our MP is a sleazy old soul,
And a sleazy old soul is she,
She called for her tights,
Then she called for her rights,
And she called for her fiddling fee,

For every fiddler had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddler is she,
With one home here and one home there
And home just for free,

Oh there’s none so rare as can compare,
With the ginger mingers fee,
For every fiddle is a rightful little fiddle,
And what a fine rightful fiddler is she,

So to all of you fools,
Who stay within the rules,
Don’t worry un-duly,
For it’s not too long before you’ll get your gong,
And other fiddles coming for free,
For a fiddler is a fiddler; no matter what…

(singing)
And a very fine fiddler is she, is she,
And a very fine fiddler is she!