Comments on: Sunday Sleaze Bumper Edition http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/ Parliamentary plots and conspiracy Sat, 26 May 2012 11:39:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Aethelred http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-80182 Sun, 10 May 2009 22:41:22 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-80182 Learning lessons from history

Part 1 – Vlad the Impaler

A Transylvanian approach to MPs expenses may be an important factor in the cure of sleaze.

]]> By: I'll have some of that http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-80017 Sun, 10 May 2009 21:46:47 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-80017 Is she still getting her cocoa from Sainsbury’s?

]]> By: Störtebeker http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79984 Sun, 10 May 2009 21:37:12 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79984 One of the unsung rewards for being elected as an MP! Could it be that in their former lives they had never enjoyed the reassuring comfort of a broad wooden/plastic bog seat – it`s only natural that they would want to desist with plonking their arses directly onto cold and narrow porcelain edges at the earliest possible moment.

]]> By: That's News http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79781 Sun, 10 May 2009 20:48:23 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79781 Doh! I meant to say MPs sleazy expenses you can’t beat it with a stick!

http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-press-says-continued.html

]]> By: That's News http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79771 Sun, 10 May 2009 20:46:59 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79771 http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-press-says-continued.html

MPs and their sleazy expenses. You can’t bat it with a stick. Though you might like to beat them with a bloody stick…

]]> By: Störtebeker http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79698 Sun, 10 May 2009 20:29:01 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79698 Surely it`s “battering the bishop”? Assuming of course that the action cums to a satisfactory conclusion.

]]> By: Crappy days are here again http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79527 Sun, 10 May 2009 19:55:41 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79527 The one between his arse cheeks.

]]> By: Michael Francis http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79311 Sun, 10 May 2009 18:55:56 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79311 Signed

]]> By: Hanging Chad http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79294 Sun, 10 May 2009 18:50:12 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79294 Guido,

Savour this delicious irony!

The recusant Gummer is accused of charging for MOLE-catching. If you look back about 20 years, he was also in the mire about having some ponds or something dug on his Debenham (Suffolk) estate with some other teat-sucker’s cash.

As well as the hamburger-crammed Cordelia, the senior Gummer sow littered a small male pig now named BEN GUMMER. This issue now seeks to put his nose in the Ipswich constituency trough (it’s a bit like droit de seigneur in Suffolk still).

Thrillingly the Gummer piglet Ben is to contest the trough with none other than the old Labour boar Chris MOLE!

MOLES against GUMMER, say I.

]]> By: Porky Pies http://order-order.com/2009/05/10/sunday-sleaze-bumper-edition/#comment-79292 Sun, 10 May 2009 18:49:57 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7611#comment-79292 Your spot on there Stacey. we really do. If only we had somebody who could lead us out of this mess!

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