Comments on: +++ Telegraph Has Unredacted Expenses Data +++ http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/ Parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:03:09 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-78304 Anonymous Sun, 10 May 2009 03:39:10 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-78304 Y'call that a conjestion charge?? --The Final Director's Cut With A Few Outtakes Thrown In And A New Special Hologram Cover And A Chance To Win A Telly-- !!..JACQUI SKUNK AND THE DIDDYMEN..!! -KICK IT! I was gonna end the knife crime.. Until i got high I was gonna give my husband a hand-job.. But then i got high London's bleeding, London's bleeding, and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I was gonna pay for my pot.. Before i got high.. I was gonna suck his cock.. But then i got high I'm calling for it to be popped back up to Class B and remain there indefinitely now and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I was gonna listen to Hans Blix.. Before i got high I was gonna take it up the arse.. But then i got high Now we're shootin' Brazilians and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I was gonna fight for the rights of the depositor.. But then i got high I was gonna stand up to the bankers and oligarchs of Corfu .. But then i got high Now i'm paying for Sir Dick's porn and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I was gonna run from George W's Tush.. Until i got high I was gonna pull our troops right out and my husband right off of the unwinnable war on 'terror'.. But then i got high Now Private Chav's a paraplegic and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I was gonna pay for da yoof clubs.. Until i got high I was gonna pay for da non-faif schools and wear a nun's outfit with fuck-thru knickers.. But then i got high Now it's all rivers of blood and and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I was gonna say fourteen hundred and fifty minutes to oblivion.. But i was high I was gonna say 'We can't afford it! We're not Jordan and Peter Andre!'.. But i was high Now my husband's wrist is in plaster and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. I allowed pornography into our lives Jeremy and because i got high.. I used the terrorist laws to park in a disabled bay.. because i got high.. And now i'm makin' my own shank and i know why.. Coz i got high.. Coz i got high.. COZ I GOT HIGGGHHHHHH . . H H H . .. . I'm gonna stop singing this tune coz i'm high.. Nobody's buying it anymore because i'm high.. And if they find me doing gangbangs on the train to keep my 2nd loveshack going i'll know whyyyyyyy. . . Coz i got highh.. Coz i got highhh.. COZ I GOT HIGGGGGGGHHHHHH HH H H. .. / / / / / // /// / / / // / / / / // //// Y’call that a conjestion charge?? –The Final Director’s Cut With A Few Outtakes Thrown In And A New Special Hologram Cover And A Chance To Win A Telly–

!!..JACQUI SKUNK AND THE DIDDYMEN..!!

-KICK IT!

I was gonna end the knife crime.. Until i got high
I was gonna give my husband a hand-job.. But then i got high
London’s bleeding, London’s bleeding, and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I was gonna pay for my pot.. Before i got high..
I was gonna suck his cock.. But then i got high
I’m calling for it to be popped back up to Class B and remain there indefinitely now and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I was gonna listen to Hans Blix.. Before i got high
I was gonna take it up the arse.. But then i got high
Now we’re shootin’ Brazilians and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I was gonna fight for the rights of the depositor.. But then i got high
I was gonna stand up to the bankers and oligarchs of Corfu .. But then i got high
Now i’m paying for Sir Dick’s porn and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I was gonna run from George W’s Tush.. Until i got high
I was gonna pull our troops right out and my husband right off of the unwinnable war on ‘terror’.. But then i got high
Now Private Chav’s a paraplegic and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I was gonna pay for da yoof clubs.. Until i got high
I was gonna pay for da non-faif schools and wear a nun’s outfit with fuck-thru knickers.. But then i got high
Now it’s all rivers of blood and and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I was gonna say fourteen hundred and fifty minutes to oblivion.. But i was high
I was gonna say ‘We can’t afford it! We’re not Jordan and Peter Andre!’.. But i was high
Now my husband’s wrist is in plaster and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..

I allowed pornography into our lives Jeremy and because i got high..
I used the terrorist laws to park in a disabled bay.. because i got high..
And now i’m makin’ my own shank and i know why..

Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
COZ I GOT HIGGGHHHHHH . . H H H . .. .

I’m gonna stop singing this tune coz i’m high..
Nobody’s buying it anymore because i’m high..
And if they find me doing gangbangs on the train to keep my 2nd loveshack going i’ll know whyyyyyyy. . .

Coz i got highh..
Coz i got highhh..
COZ I GOT HIGGGGGGGHHHHHH HH H H. .. / / / / / // /// / / / // / / / / // ////

]]> By: Rinse & Repeat http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-76511 Rinse & Repeat Sat, 09 May 2009 07:22:33 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-76511 Forgive the Telegraph? Why should he? This story has got all the hallmarks of Number 10 on it. It's news that was coming out anyway..the only difference is that this puts in in downing Streets control. The Telegraph have not changed their spots...they remain Downing Street sub-editors. Think about it...why would anyone else give this to the Telegraph? There's a long term game plan going on here....get the Labout bad news out early....wait for the muted reaction of the Tories - which in itself will attract criticism - then watch with glee as the Tory sleaze is all revealed.. with lots of...."why weren't you open about this at the time the Cabinet's expenses were revealed?" Forgive the Telegraph? Why should he? This story has got all the hallmarks of Number 10 on it. It’s news that was coming out anyway..the only difference is that this puts in in downing Streets control.

The Telegraph have not changed their spots…they remain Downing Street sub-editors. Think about it…why would anyone else give this to the Telegraph?

There’s a long term game plan going on here….get the Labout bad news out early….wait for the muted reaction of the Tories – which in itself will attract criticism – then watch with glee as the Tory sleaze is all revealed.. with lots of….”why weren’t you open about this at the time the Cabinet’s expenses were revealed?”

]]> By: Joe Public http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-75742 Joe Public Fri, 08 May 2009 18:39:24 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-75742 Guido, do you forgive the Torygraph yet? Guido, do you forgive the Torygraph yet?

]]> By: jgm2 http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-74519 jgm2 Fri, 08 May 2009 12:46:37 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-74519 Absolutely not. Although it's the typically selfish way the fuckers would coose to top themselves. I fucking hate those bastards who kill themselves by jumping in front of the tube. Apart from the shock to the poor tube driver what about the bastards who have to clean up all that bone and gristle. And what about the several hundred thousand who get delayed for hours. Oh woe is me, my life is shit. I know I'll inconveneience the whole of fucking London instead of drinking a bottle of gin and a shedload of paracetomol and sending a letter to the police so they'll know where to find me. Fucking stupid, inconsiderate bastards. If it ever becomes possible to resurrect people I shall start with those who threw themselves in front of a tube train and hang the bastards. Absolutely not. Although it’s the typically selfish way the fuckers would coose to top themselves.

I fucking hate those bastards who kill themselves by jumping in front of the tube. Apart from the shock to the poor tube driver what about the bastards who have to clean up all that bone and gristle. And what about the several hundred thousand who get delayed for hours.

Oh woe is me, my life is shit. I know I’ll inconveneience the whole of fucking London instead of drinking a bottle of gin and a shedload of paracetomol and sending a letter to the police so they’ll know where to find me. Fucking stupid, inconsiderate bastards. If it ever becomes possible to resurrect people I shall start with those who threw themselves in front of a tube train and hang the bastards.

]]> By: RichYork http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73953 RichYork Fri, 08 May 2009 09:33:31 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73953 Some of this may play into Labour hands. It could suit them if everyone believes that all politicians are dirty now. Although each individual politician smeared will suffer, collectively they may not. Expect 15-18% of Labour voters to vote for them whatever happens, these idiots would vote for them if they were putting people up against a wall, marxist sympathisers aren't the most logical of voters. You could also expect a fair number of potential conservative and liberal party voters to drop off the radar if this story gains ground over the next few weeks and months as I am guessing it will. The result is that you may be left with only grassroots support and the protest vote. And that may even things up a bit in our 'first past the post' system. Some of this may play into Labour hands.

It could suit them if everyone believes that all politicians are dirty now. Although each individual politician smeared will suffer, collectively they may not.

Expect 15-18% of Labour voters to vote for them whatever happens, these idiots would vote for them if they were putting people up against a wall, marxist sympathisers aren’t the most logical of voters. You could also expect a fair number of potential conservative and liberal party voters to drop off the radar if this story gains ground over the next few weeks and months as I am guessing it will.

The result is that you may be left with only grassroots support and the protest vote. And that may even things up a bit in our ‘first past the post’ system.

]]> By: Bent Books Corps. http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73888 Bent Books Corps. Fri, 08 May 2009 09:11:24 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73888 ... but I'll be danged if Brown's not dung. ... may get banged over Labour bung. … but I’ll be danged if Brown’s not dung.

… may get banged over Labour bung.

]]> By: Brown Brothers Cleaning plc http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73879 Brown Brothers Cleaning plc Fri, 08 May 2009 09:07:13 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73879 Can I do you now sir? Can I do you now sir?

]]> By: The Fallen Angel http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73871 The Fallen Angel Fri, 08 May 2009 09:04:04 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73871 He used to be my MP and I can safely say he is a complete muppet!!! He used to be my MP and I can safely say he is a complete muppet!!!

]]> By: The Fallen Angel http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73856 The Fallen Angel Fri, 08 May 2009 08:58:28 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73856 Or as we used to call them at my university "poofs, dykes and catflaps... Or as we used to call them at my university “poofs, dykes and catflaps…

]]> By: raisethegame http://order-order.com/2009/05/07/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73761 raisethegame Fri, 08 May 2009 08:30:18 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/2009/05/telegraph-has-unredacted-expenses-disk/#comment-73761 An outraged Lord Mandy on Radio Scotland this morning said of the revelations about his own expenses claims for his house in Liverpool - the money was spent on "repairs NOT renovations " he thundered. He went on to damn the Tory supporting Telegraph and sneered at the idea they would be as keen to reveal other party expenses as they had been of Labour MPs An outraged Lord Mandy on Radio Scotland this morning said of the revelations about his own expenses claims for his house in Liverpool – the money was spent on “repairs NOT renovations ” he thundered. He went on to damn the Tory supporting Telegraph and sneered at the idea they would be as keen to reveal other party expenses as they had been of Labour MPs

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