Am told they have a sample of names. 
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Well we know they won’t be releasing anything that will embarrass McSnot and his clan
Let us call aspade a spade: unredacted means uncensored
By the way, no 1, I disagree with you.I think the Barclay bros have been stung by the criticism of their organ
your use of ‘hate speech’ has been duly noted
Why didn’t he fucking say so then?
“aspade” !!!!
Pot .. Kettle ..
I hang my head in shame over that typo
Nothing wrong with typos, there’s no edit facility here!
If they’ve got the full Monty this is a genuine, old-fashioned, bells & whistles scoop. Sure they’ll go with it (before some other bastard does!!!).
Let us hope the agony for our masters is drawn out; the longer, the more pleasure(if you see what I mean)
What is so encouraging is that once again the beans have been spilled by a Tory mole. It follows therefore that when they take power in a year or so from now they will hopefully be all the more persuaded that it will be far better to let the rest of us have a genuine freedom of information act.
They should post the whole caboodle on the web and update it weekly. This would come as a welcome change from the culture of obfuscation, half truths, lies by omission and downright porkies that we have suffered for the last twelve years. In fact put those moles who have got the sack from their public sector jobs these last few years in charge of it.
This will be streeetched out for Maximum impact and revenue.
No doubt Downing Street and others would have wished for a one batch “dumping” of ALL the information so that much would be missed in the sheer volume but this way the press will concentrate on some of the most egregious cases and put particular cases and “offenders” in the gunsights and put them slowly on the rack, day by day, drip by drip.
And it’s an old fashioined scoop however you try and slice it.
The Telegraph will dine on this for weeks.
The john Lewis List on the telegraph website states categorically at the end that garden furniture, patio heaters and barbequeues cannot be claimed yet ony recently Five Bellies Jackboots was in the papers for having put a BBQ through the ACA expenses.
How on earth have they missed that? or will there be a centrefold colour spread on jackboots on another day?
I use them indoors to heat up the room when Television X is not on. Jacqui Smith truly is the best home secretary ever!
stick and apple in her gob and she’d look good on a barbi… please, no one do the spit roast joke, ive only just finished second bottle of vino…
Consider temptation successfully resisted though I cannot think why!
Y’call that a conjestion charge?? –The Final Director’s Cut With A Few Outtakes Thrown In And A New Special Hologram Cover And A Chance To Win A Telly–
!!..JACQUI SKUNK AND THE DIDDYMEN..!!
-KICK IT!
I was gonna end the knife crime.. Until i got high
I was gonna give my husband a hand-job.. But then i got high
London’s bleeding, London’s bleeding, and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I was gonna pay for my pot.. Before i got high..
I was gonna suck his cock.. But then i got high
I’m calling for it to be popped back up to Class B and remain there indefinitely now and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I was gonna listen to Hans Blix.. Before i got high
I was gonna take it up the arse.. But then i got high
Now we’re shootin’ Brazilians and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I was gonna fight for the rights of the depositor.. But then i got high
I was gonna stand up to the bankers and oligarchs of Corfu .. But then i got high
Now i’m paying for Sir Dick’s porn and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I was gonna run from George W’s Tush.. Until i got high
I was gonna pull our troops right out and my husband right off of the unwinnable war on ‘terror’.. But then i got high
Now Private Chav’s a paraplegic and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I was gonna pay for da yoof clubs.. Until i got high
I was gonna pay for da non-faif schools and wear a nun’s outfit with fuck-thru knickers.. But then i got high
Now it’s all rivers of blood and and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I was gonna say fourteen hundred and fifty minutes to oblivion.. But i was high
I was gonna say ‘We can’t afford it! We’re not Jordan and Peter Andre!’.. But i was high
Now my husband’s wrist is in plaster and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
I allowed pornography into our lives Jeremy and because i got high..
I used the terrorist laws to park in a disabled bay.. because i got high..
And now i’m makin’ my own shank and i know why..
Coz i got high..
Coz i got high..
COZ I GOT HIGGGHHHHHH . . H H H . .. .
I’m gonna stop singing this tune coz i’m high..
Nobody’s buying it anymore because i’m high..
And if they find me doing gangbangs on the train to keep my 2nd loveshack going i’ll know whyyyyyyy. . .
Coz i got highh..
Coz i got highhh..
COZ I GOT HIGGGGGGGHHHHHH HH H H. .. / / / / / // /// / / / // / / / / // ////
very good, let the pig sticking commence
But will they use it??
Give it to Guido he will.
Its our money they are skimming off.
Who says it is an exclusive?
Could be that Guido has it from the Telegraph themsleves?? mending bridges so to speak
30 -Ian Dale had it first
Does anyone else notice the specific notice that “Garden furniture such as patio sets, loungers and barbecues are not allowed. ” Anyone want to follow that one up with Jacqui Smith?
Barbecue her on her own patio!
If you use them indoors and not outside they cease to be garden furniture silly. When I understood this Jacqui paid for my porn which makes her the best Home secretary ever!
Bring them all down, I want Labour MP’s jumping infront of tubes on the circle line before the end of the day.
MPs of ALL parties, if they have been troughing
Blood sports are so entertaining; we are all savages at heart and this is the new Colosseum
All complaints will be dealt with in the usual manner . . . . grrrrrrrrr !
I an only assume that Tory and LibDems have been pretty discrete or careful with their expenses, with a few exceptions, because you can bet your life that McBride, Dolly, Balls and the evil ringmaster Brhoon would have ensured that the embarrassing material was in the public domain as soon as possible.
84 … I’d heard that the whips of all parties were enforcing a truce.
No-one in the house was throwing stones at all.
That would be too easy an exit – we need a Nuremberg trial for all these hoons! A ZaNuremLaberg trial even – but we mustn’t forget other troughing scum such as the greedy, grasping Wintertons either.
Agreed. Economic War Crimes Tribunal for Blair and Bruin cabinets, bankster friends, illegal war mongers.
Charges to be brought under the Treason Act.
The country has faced 13 years of consistent and constant betrayal by its leaders. Hold them to account.
How many times do I have to say it? Harriet’s Court of Public Opinion is the only Court to try these Hoons. Rebuild Tyburn Gate, and the Tree as well. Justice will be swift, fair and final. There can be no appeal against the proletarian verdict! To be charged, one must be Guilty!! Let Harman be the first to demonstrate the equability of her proposals!!!! Ahahahahah!!!!!
Yours Sincerely, Grumpy Old Man.
Death to them all!!
central line pls – dont want to be late home
Arf, arf!
Not if it causes inconvienience to hard working tax paying commuters who are to get home.
Jumping? Hell no, I want a lottery where the winners get to throw the troughing bastards in front of a train.
Doesn’t Westminster tube station have barriers to prevent anyone jumping unto the line – unlike other stations? Prescient design?
Absolutely not. Although it’s the typically selfish way the fuckers would coose to top themselves.
I fucking hate those bastards who kill themselves by jumping in front of the tube. Apart from the shock to the poor tube driver what about the bastards who have to clean up all that bone and gristle. And what about the several hundred thousand who get delayed for hours.
Oh woe is me, my life is shit. I know I’ll inconveneience the whole of fucking London instead of drinking a bottle of gin and a shedload of paracetomol and sending a letter to the police so they’ll know where to find me. Fucking stupid, inconsiderate bastards. If it ever becomes possible to resurrect people I shall start with those who threw themselves in front of a tube train and hang the bastards.
Another nokia bites the dust!
This one’s a main frame server by the sound of it
Well, where is it?
Teasing is part of foreplay
Pleasure cums to those who wait.
Hush – Bates will be back.
Oh joy! They’ll be some serious pieces of equipment flying around No.10 tonight ….. and more than a few MPs hitting the bottle (on expenses, of course).
Or better, bottles hitting MPs
Hold on, Hold on… this is wrong !
How can GORDON IS MENTAL actually be an anagram of SELDOM IGNORANT ?
I will keep trying to get something more appropriate…
Hazel Blears expenses include 23″ platform heels – well, something 23″ anyhew
Ding dong!
Gordon is mental …… “Don’t smile – groan.”
Quite apt, under the circumstances.
Why couldn’t it be another newspaper not the Labourgraph. This means Labour MP’s will be protected and they’ll hype up the Tory sleeze.
I disagree; this is a huge story and may not be exclusive
It is the FULL cabinet’s expences according to Sky!!!!!
Purnell might be resigning soon is all I’m saying……………………
Purnell might be resigning soon is all I’m saying…
The swine flew!
Sky have it on now,oh boy it looks bad
Calling all reporters: head for the boarding gates watch all flights to Bangladesh for departing cow Uddering and her tribe.
Brown and Straw named on R4
Telegraph
I shall go to bed a happy man; not WITH a happy man!
Go on, treat yourself.
Naughty boy!
coo-eee!!
first story on Al Beeb – references to Gordon to Moron – so far claims it is within the rules – 13 Cabinet Minister – H O C dreading the monment according to Toenails…
Going to acknowledge your source, Fawkes ?
Ian Dale
brown blears and straw on the first list according to the beeb lurvley
Question: Why does the government want this information released now, rather than in July?
It doesn’t make sense to me. I could understand it being released over the summer, as Parliament isn’t sitting. I suspect the forthcoming European and local elections has something to do with it – they might want to get this out of the way with now, presumably hoping that people forget about it before June 4th. If that’s the strategy, it stinks.
only 3 weeks to June 4th… a steaming pile of shit can linger for a long time if not mopped up accordingly…
It isn’t the government; they have lost control of this one
They have lost control of everything since Guido assassinated McPoison.
Beeb News is Leading with it.
Brown’s Expenses are part of the “batch” of 13 Cabinet Ministers.
Specific details are leaking and ALREADY the “we have obeyed the rules” horseshit is being trotted out.
The Labour Cabinet is the first batch Tory shadow cabinet is the second the Expenses Apocalypse has begun. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.
Nothing will happen, nothing to see here…..rules, just obeying orders to trough and so on.
Too much Hobsons again?
We should hold Guy Fawkes night early this year. Each constituency should burn it’s MP- they’re already dummies stuffed with their voters’ money – so stuff them well before burning.
fun weekend coming up …..
…unless you’re the Prime Mentalist
and who gives a shit about his feelings?
Unredacted? I shall make a note of that word – I like it. Might try and throw it into general conversation.
Guido, will you change “unredacted” to “uncensored”.Let us not use the language of these Hoons
Well, it is a term often used by the ‘security services’.
The real question is: What about the other copies of the disc?
In the study of literature, redaction can refer to a form of editing, in which multiple source texts are combined together (redacted), and are subjected to minor alteration to make it appear that they are a single work. Often this is simply a method of collecting together a series of writings on a vaguely similar theme, and creating a definitive and coherent work.
So sez the dictionary.
This supersedes ‘cobbled together’, unfortunately. And unredacted means ‘uncobbled together’
I hope this is clear now.
Sir Reginald, thanks for muddying the waters.Could you be a Whitehall mandarin?
In computing Redacted means “marked as deleted”.
I trust Guido will recile from that.
oooh… the dead trees fight back!
I expect if they’ll just say it’s all in the rules and get away with it
They already are.
“we acted within the rules” is going to VERY quickly set the publics teeth on edge and will not stand for more than a few Newscycles however hard it is pushed.
lol. Spot on. Looks like GF got through to them (finally).
This is end game. The bastards are on the way out. HOORAY!
Time for new rules. If Cameron and Clegg are honest they would insist on their MP’s repaying anything dodgy, and living on their salaries in future, without ANY expenses. Let the parties pay for anything else like travel. That would show up the Liebore thieves.
“Hope the source got cash up front…”
If not he can always pretend he never really wanted the cash. Some people will believe that.
Hello jimmy you should be pleased it includes the Conservatives and the Libs as well,it’s your tax money don’t forget.
Most people here are happy for corruption to be exposed and dealt with irrespective of the party to which the crooks belong. Difficult concept but stick with it.
Fuck me gently !! The Torygraph may be back-tracking on the lobby arse-licking even as we speak…
Perhaps they were just lulling Gordon into a false sense of security…
If so, it is a damn brilliant piece of lulling
I smell spin and lies. Could be a Labour trick.
All Labour claims are within the rules, a couple of Tories go to jail. I reckon that’s the scenario here.
Oh Gawd. Gordon’s trousers will be having a row with his shoes again.
The whole cabinet is riddled with sleaze – senior cabinet ministers. When will Her Maj dissolve this shower of crooks.
HM already did at today’s morning audience with Snoteater
54,242
Might jump after tomorrow
I thought they were all out and had followed on.
Fascinating – I wonder who hasn’t been named/ Harman? Johnson? Does this come from Clark or Milburn I wonder……
Lead story on “News At Ten”- Smith, Blears, Straw and McMental hisself all named, with hints from Brogan that this is just the start.
Get in!!!
The tectonic plates are shitting…
Harman to comment on Sky News at 10:30.
SCOOP!
This is a huuuuugee leak. Terrible PR at a critical time for Brown.
Et tu Brute
Toenails on BBC News: “Tories, you’re next!”
He would say that wouldn’t he?And if they have been troughing, they deserve it too
I noticed that. Surely to be impartial he needs to mention the Lib Dems? Or is being impartial ensuring the Tories get maximum blame?
He really struggles doesn’t he? It was like watching somebody who’s put down a burger at a picnic and finds themselves a respectable distance into the cow pat they’ve picked up due to not looking what they weredoing.
I hope he vomits forth his obedient soul…….night after revelatory night.
its time for the revolution, let them start running……..
joolz
Forget Nokia, they’ll need these: http://www.toughestphone.com/
Oh frabjous day, caloo calay!!
No he didn’t it was me.
Nokia 5500 – Apparently it’s bomb proof and designed to withstand fits of rage.
Might just be what Whitehall needs in case they need to make an actual phone call.
And the 5140i is supposed to be too. Gordon’s Aides take note for your shopping list.
Hmmm. From what we’ve seen so far, while it’s thieving it’s not on a great scale. I smell spin behind this to defuse the expenses being exposed in July.
Spin, spin and more spin.
Giving money to ones brother for a ‘shared cleaner’ like Brown looks like he is steeling from the tax payer, very dodgy.
So, did the cleaner declare the income to the tax man? How many American politicians met their downfall by not ensuring that their cleaners paid their due tax? A lot. could it happen here? suck nose!
You could well be right. Let the bad news out in dribs and drabs. Like they are doing with the economy.
Swedish minister resign did she nappies government credit card bought?
I’m sure they won’t mention me.
Like the Leader of Londistan, it’s not my fault you see.
It’s ‘The System’
Innit
system eh. Been at the bathplugs then?
Gordon Brown claimed back £6,000 after paying his brother for cleaning at his Westminster flat, it has been reported.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8039108.stm
I just can’t believe this is happening. Brown HAS to go.
FAR more important: W Indies at 39 for 2 after being nade to follow on.Now that’s what I call a story!
Winning a test at Lords AND the shit hitting the fan re expenses, perfect end to the weekend.
Let’s hope we don’t have these snatched from us.
You have the priorities in the right order sir
i agree
You think the cricket will still be going by the weekend?
Unless of course someone gives a nudge to the English bowlers about how expensive it would be to have to refund 25,000 people with Saturday tickets…
According to Al-Beeb, Brown has paid back a double-claimed plumbing bill. This is like a burglar offering to give your telly back when the Old Bill catches up with him. The man should go to prison for theft!
Why aren’t the fraud squad round at number 10 kicking the door down?
I’m sure there will be people from all parties involved, but let’s kick the thieving bastard while we can.
Straw claimed full council tax for 5 years on a property he got 50% relief on! Just an honest mistake, he says. Lying bastard.
Some guy from Ireland told me of a habitual thief who had shoplifting charges dropped because she returned the goods that she shoplifted.
What a SETTLEment that haD been?
The Crown Prosecution Service won’t be able to see sufficient evidence for prosecution – because they are blind and report to one of Brown’s thieving thugs.
‘Hazel is as honest as the day is long’ said Squirrel Nutkins’ spokesperson
Which fucking day is that, mid winter at the North pole perhaps !
Obviously he meant, as honest as she is long!
Does his brother live within cleaning distance, or does he fly in especially.
I wouldn’t put it past Brown turn up wearing a false moustache, do the cleaning himself and pocket the dosh.
Was any cleaning done at all? Was it another Purnell type scam?
Is that the Brother who organised trips for Brown to Cape Cod?
It was Dirt That Started In America!
Helmet hair dyke Harperson on Sky News trying to defend it. What a fucking Hunt.
Awfully nice of her to explain the purpose of expenses rather than explaining why they have been committing fraud against the taxpayer.
What? Fucking hoon, a?
Harperson is on Sky now,spinning like a top
What we need are a row of fucking lamp posts and some piano wire.
What have Labour got to lose? They must know they are universally hated apart from their moronic core voters, so the only party who will lose out more are the Tories.
Harperson. We’ve been caught out thieving but we’re going to give it all back. honest.
Fuck off you dyke faced bag.
#262
harman on sky – lying through her teeth!
So why is this rich woman living in subsidised ‘social’ housing when she has a number of directorships?
Or is it ‘Socialist’ housing. Thieving, troughing bitch.
I feel sure that the Directorships are all honorary – you know – unpaid, gratis, and are for worthy charitable causes – cat’s home, stray dogs, – that sort of thing.
Trust me on that.
Key Worker is code for likely Labour voter.
No worker is really key.
Bengali Benagli
Oh, shelve your Western plans
And understand
That life is hard enough when you belong here”
Is it coz she is blak? – or just because she and her family and associates are socialist crooks?
Fucking troughing bastards.
They should resign.
Could Mr Cameron please make it known that prosecutions will be forthcoming in the event they win the election that is coming. A few peerages and a slapped wrist are not enough. This is despicable behaviour.
they is all the fooking same
They can all fry together when they fry – on a barbecue paid for by the public.
I smell a spin operation here.
The strategy is to name all the cabinet first and Al-Beeba and the Telegraph will spin that “its within the rules.”
Then,just before the Euros and Council elections the Tories will be released and the Media will be spinning about Tory sleaze,Labour sleaze will be forgotton by then and it will(in their mind) be devastating to the Tories.
Its the nuclear option from Brown,his last throw of the dice.Lets get real,they are planning this.Al-Beeba,,Toenails and the Labourgraph would not run with it otherwise!!!!
Agreed. If it had been any paper than the Labourgraph, might have been more believable.
This is a bullshit operation.
A bit Byzantine?
Are you kidding this won’t go away,it’s money from our pockets and I won’t forget and lots more people won’t forget who filtched our money.
Yeah but there are a lot of people out there who are desperate for a reason not to vote Tory and this might,if the bunch of wankers who work for Brown get it right, give them a reason not to.
What other reason is there.It does not smell right at all for the Labourgraph and Al-Beeba to go for this.Sky got Harperson on at a moments notice.
Its all planned and for Brown he’ll run with losing a few dooomed Ministers and no marks if it eventually gets the Tories and saves his skin!!!!!!!!!
I fear you may be right on this one.
It’s down to guido to expose them!
I guess this also broke just too late to embarass whoever the labour guy is on Question Time tonight – how convenient.
Seems like a set up to me.
Terrible when you are led to this pattern of thought. We are led by low quality lowlife!!
good day to bury bad news?
Seems too coordinated for me. The media all broke at the same time and cabinet members lined up in the tv studios.
“The Daily Telegraph has seen uncensored copies of the receipts”
hang on….. does this mean they’ve seen the sample data given to them to see if they wanted to buy it, but don’t acutally have it all?
Are they breaking a story that isn’t theirs?
its still not too late to give us a referendum on the Lisbon treaty as promised !
We should also have a referendum on how troughing MP’s should be executed.
Ha, Ha Harperson. It has been a clerical error in many cases. Oh Yeah!
Fuck off Harman you sexist fundamentalist extremist Bitch !
Fuck me I left out the most important aspect of her odious character ” Hypocrite”
“Hazel is honest as the day is long,” he said
Oh dear, day is night it would seem.
Hazel is as honest as she is long.
Harperson FUCK OFF YOU PIG FACED TWAT.
Perhaps something more acerbic would be better, such as ! I hope you die in everlasting agony and hellfire”.That sort of thing
drown in pigswill perhaps?
Sharing a cleaner sounds very dodgy even without doing it on the taxpayer.
Remember the TV programme Eurotrash and the naked German gay cleaners? Must be them.
remember the immigration judge and his brazilian cleaner – chili pepper he called her!
Note the BBC on this story……………………. tumbleweed, ………………… today we produced 12,000 tractors for the glorious leader.
Such a shame Question Time isn’t live.
Mind you, it’s in Scotland so it’ll be the usual boring self interest crap.
I WILL have my say!!
I would again like to thank the Taxpayers for my lovely bath-plug.
It fits a treat, and is quite snug once it’s in.
Also, my hunky hubby has found that most customers like to squirt their ketchup OVER their muffin it seems.
But he says he needs to see more research videos to check that.
He who is without sin cast the first stone! Remember that soon the Tories may be in government and given their lifestyles I am sure there will be many many shocking stories. Let’s not forget that two ex Tory Cabinet Ministers went to prison for lying on oath.
Back under the stone, troll.
The Tories tend to be wealthy enough not to need to rip the taxpayer off.Its usually SEX with them, though of late Liebour seems to be trying to steal that crown as well as everything else
There’s about 646 mp’s who are going to if they get hammerd about their expenses and all you can do is be a tribal bastard,it’s your money as well twit,it’s Labour/Libdum/Conservative as well
They weren’t cabinet ministers not by the time they got banged up anyway Whereas the current lot need banging up now
Yes and contrast that with all these thieving lying c unts today who are not even prosecuted never mind imprisoned. Does that not tell you how far standards have fallen you stupid troll !
Paul Murphy (Welsh Secretary – is that appropriate?) is in HOT WATER…. Ho Ho Ho…
I’m getting on with the job
Getting on with lots of jobbies, more like. Joanna’s on your case, SnotGoblin.
“Hazel Blears, the Communities Secretary, claimed money for three different properties in the course of a year, and spent almost £5,000 on furniture in just four months after buying the third property.”
now wonder the bumptious, hectoring, vapid, thieving bitch always looks so fucking pleased with herself!
I know she’s allegedly the Communities Squirrel but is she trying to start her own private community with all her ( taxpayer-funded ) homes ??
Totally outrageous. She’s already furnished her “2nd” home, so if the 3rd home is now her 2nd home that means she should move the furniture from the previous house, not buy it all over again. Troughing bitch.
Mind, she shouldn’t be able to claim the furniture in the first place. Only expense that would be reasonable regarding furniture would be the cost of setting up an office room for working and nothing more.
Call me a cynic, but is this going to deflect from the Gurkas today?
Good point but you may be right I fear.Let’s keep all avenues of attack going
Joanna will only have to undo the top button and that will refocus attention. Well, it will mine, anyway.
hear hear!!hes quiet a filly.. or as my young chums would call her “a top MILF”
Harridan Harpic is wittering on Sky News about how its has all been within the rules… blah blah blah…applies to all parties…blah blah blah…errors have been made and corrected ( yeh, after being exposed yet not before )…blah blah blah… claims made in good faith …blah blah blah… tories and lib dems blocking our proposed reforms …blah blah blah…
Oh pass me the fucking sick bucket as being exposed to this wretched woman for more than a minute is making me feel bilious.
Explain how bunging your brother £6,000 for “cleaning services” when clearly he never actually personally did any squares up in her much vaunted “court of public opinion” especially when it is the PM fucking doing it. The monocular sociopathic mental fucking hoon.
Hanging is too good for these bastards.
Calm down dear. It’s only a fraud.
I am going into work tomorrow to claim for a few hours overtime which I didnt actually work. I expect the authorities will look as kindly on me as they are on these thieving c unts.
Especially as said brother lives over 400 miles away as pointed out by brillo
Could this be Damien McGuire’s revenge for having been sacked? The time taken to negotiate his fee might explain why he’s not been seen for a while.
They’re lancing the boil now before it turns into a humongous pustule.
Crafty Hunts.
just listened to Harman bleating on about the ‘old system’ – that’s the ‘old system’ they’ve been happily using until FOI forced this exposure. lying thieving bastards
apparently Gordon Brown is paying his brother to clean his flat.
nice little expenses fiddle.
but his brother is the local rep for EDF and nucleur power companies not so?
Yes, he doesn’t use soap and water. He has this lance thingy that glows in the dark, kills all known germs and makes it unnecessary to turn on the central heating. He’s gone in a flash.
Arse fucking fucky Hunt Hunter prick tit shit piss terrific, parliament is full of hypocrite , B A S T A R D S…..
Is that really nyou, dear old Hardwidget? Probably not, though I love the thought of your dreams being shattered
This is huge – but – there is a link already between the Nulab scum and the Edinburgh paedo ring convicted today. Their main man was an LGBT poster boy for Edinburgh`s Holyrood luvvies and was praised by Rhona Brankin, Labour MSP in the Scottish Parliament.
We need to know more about this
He was welcomed in a speech in Holyrood by Rhona brankin, MSP as one of Nulab`s favoured spokespersons for oppressed minorities. Turns out he was using his position to groom young victims and alert his paedo pals.
She also referred to him as “Jamie” rather than his name in court and news bulletins of James which suggests she was personally acquainted with him.
What’s LGBT?
Scots I think
lesbo gay bi tranny or something nauseatingly new liebourish, talk of rewriting history they also mangle English (but they’re Scotch I forgot)
Lesbians!
(and Bi, Gay and Transwotsit)
Labour’s Gurning Botty Terrorist
Remember ” The Magic Circle” .
Or as we used to call them at my university “poofs, dykes and catflaps…
This gives Cameron a chance to not use the ‘it’s with the rules’ excuse and fire some of his from bench withdraw the whip from the back benches.
Very different that Brown and him keeping the thieves in his cabinet. This could be the end of the Labour govenment.
The 50% tax has upset a lot of powerfull people an they aways get their way.
Cameron must offer up some troughing torys to shame Brown.
Indeed. If there are any, they should resign for ‘understandable mistakes’ or ‘debts of honour’ like ‘paying the cleaner her sick leave when she was off for a week with the swine flu’ stuff to make Labour look even worse.
I’d imagine the DT has had this on the backburner for some months, but not had the hard data. That’s why they were so spiteful about our Guido and smeargate. Maybe, just maybe the same mole involved in this was the same mole for McBride and they didn’t want his/her cover blown…. before he/she came up with the goods. I cannot believe the DT supports Labour, it’s all been a sham, until they got the ammo.
gassing jews was within the rules at the time ..but they still got hung at Nuremberg
Not hung as well as gassed surely?
cant take any chances . isn’t it
..the Nuremberg defence has been proven not to work …so harperson must be desperate
I never understood why, but my old English teacher used to say “Pictures are hung, people are HANGED”
Can be either, as in “might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb”
Or, they can be hung (hanged) from meathooks
‘Hung’ or ‘hanged’, who gives a shit. Shoot the bastards.
…or just well hung.
… but I’ll be danged if Brown’s not dung.
… may get banged over Labour bung.
nothing to do with me.
it happened in America and i’m getting on with the job.
its all Obama’s fault – because he is American and I am over here getting on with the job.
Now I have this really annoying hard crusted snot i need to pick out my nose.
I’m happy in here, Gordon!
Toenails trying his best to play down on Newsnight….
Harperson weaselling on Newsnight now – no doubt anyone who is an enemy of MP’s expenses is ‘against justice’.
She gets about a bit doesn’t she? Perhaps she has been put up as the only member of the Cabinet not to be troughing, or am I being too nice to her?
And if you are against id cards you must have something to hide, or you are a terrorist, typical leftie tactics.
Apart from no-one is watching newsnight as they are watching question time who are now discussing old issues like the Gurkhas thing, which is suddenly less important.
I think this is the quickest turn around for a big story being released to everyone realising it’s just disgusting spin.
correction: I don’t mean to say the ghurkas are less important, just the constant thirst for new information that everyone has is now thirsty for a different story.
Toenails has been rendered irrelevant by Blogs like this. I used his Blog once or twice just for some practice but rarely go there now as he is so obviously biased.
This really could collapse the Govt, it may be all over.
I hope you are right.
“136 Willy the Pimp”
noticed that too.
makes you wonder about Dunblane. 50 year secrecy put on that one …
its all falling down like a house of cards…
The PM apparently shared a cleaner with his brother. One wonders if it was Jacqui Smith? Boom, boom.
…and I wondered what had happened to the Romeo Cleaners after the end of Eurotrash
Nick (‘The Prick’) RedRobbo, Brownstain Broadcasting Corpse, has declared that he will probably be one of the first lice to be ‘combed out’ when de-infestation starts at the BBC.
Other parasites will follow.
Labour have more or less bottomed out in the polls. The only big losers will be the Tories.
You, sir, may just be wrong!
Wait for the next stage of economic collapse in a few months time.
the smoking gun for gord
you claimed 6k for cleaning–how much was cleaner paid?
Maybe got confused with Purnell’s landlord
Is it a Balls-up? No Cooper over a barrel?
According to Harm-man on Newsnight;
“Gordon didn’t actually, umm, well, didn’t pay his brother. He umm paid his, umm, not his brother… umm, a cleaner. Gordon didn’t, umm, actually get the money and neither did his brother”.
Good. Well, glad she cleared all that up then.
Sentence clear must you form understand easier is it.
I want to see vazeline’s expenses …hope he gets nailed
Once the Bogey eater has taken the hit for this, the rest of the cabinet can finally remove the guy ropes and props and lower this ex son of the Manse to his final resting place, and get on with the important job – fighting about who’s turn it is next!
Incidentally, any news on any of the troughers making a clerical error and not claiming for something they could have?
“fighting about who’s turn it is next!”
Reminded me of this clip.
ugly fuckpig from the indy (on NewsNight) is trying to fuckin say that it’s the fucking system & that the fucking troughing batards are too fucking busy doing things to pay attention to fucking expenses!!!
fucking fucker!!!
Lawks, I agree with your sentiment Sir.
Esler was proper sarky with Harridan, though.
The fucking fuckers are fucking fucked. Fucking good job.
If these c unts havent got the wherewithall to fill in an expenses chitty properly then they really are not up to the task of Government !
Six grand for cleaning his flat?
Must have been some really stuck on bogeys in there.
Pravda reporting somebody else’s report here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8039108.stm
“Within the rules” is a completely specious mantra.
It is right that MPs – our lawmaking honourable members – bow to no higher authority. The unelected “Commons authorities” must not be granted more power. Any such power is a threat to democracy.
The game-changer is the wonderful Freedom of Information Act (the only good law passed since 1997?), which quite simply is exposing dishonour.
That is the only “rule” we need.
It’s unfortunate for us and for them if many, perhaps most of our MPs have proved they are incapable of acting honourably without rules. We need them replaced with MPs who can.
Harman is right that “the system needs to be changed” (tonight, Newsnight) – the simple way is to call a general election.
Just because they SAY its “within the rules” doesnt actually mean it is . Perhaps these rules should be posted on a Government web site so that the Public can see for themselves whether these rules are as “vague” and “open to interpretation” as they claim.
I really don’t know what to make of this
Snotty’s lot knew the expenses were coming out soon-ish so one would presume that they would have prepared their individual statements for when the shit hit the fan.
However… we are talking about this current shower, so perhaps I presume too much?
Then again, a little now, a little more next week drip…drip…drip… might just lessen the impact especially after the debacle of the past few days.
Sky has just covered tomorrows headlines and – with the exception of the Mirror (surprise, surprise) – they have nothing good to say about McSnot.
Even the Guardian is running a headline that the poor / rich gap is the largest since the 60′s
How can this useless bag of porridge continue…..
Please don’t associate me with that snot-gobbling mentalist.
Perfect timing with the announcement as well,bang on the 10 o’clock news and not leaving the No 10 spin machine to enough time to whip up another diversionary headline story like the ridiculous banning of people who don’t want to come here anyway.
Where is Swine Flu when you need it ?
Oh happy, happy day
Let’s hope it brings the fuckers down 
As expected Iain Grey ( man) is making a twat of himself on Question Time. He is hopeless .
That fucking Mandelson!!!!!!!
oops pressed send before finished.. soz.
That bastard hung onto his MP seat through the summer recess (before leaving for the EU gravy train) just so he could claim more expenses!
Does that ‘man’ have no shame?
No; but he’s got a lot of money, and he’s made friends with those who have even more.
From the Telegraph
“The best-value MP is shown to be Philip Hollobone, a backbench Conservative who has no staff at Westminster and handles all his own casework.”
“He had the lowest expenses claim of any MP last year while maintaining an attendance record that was well above average.”
If he can why can’t the rest of the bastards do the same
One honest man and 645 crooks.
He used to be my MP and I can safely say he is a complete muppet!!!
I am not alone!
Even though someone at the Telegraph stitched Guido up, let’s give the Telegraph as much publicity as we can with this. Link to the story on our sites, etc!
Brown paid brother’s bills
[...] duly published in Friday’s edition. For good measure, other sources have the story too: Guido, Iain Dale, BBC News, Spectator Coffee House; and for good measure a related piece: Devil’s [...]
Okay, Gordon’s “cleaner”.
His brother was not paid to clean the flat. His brother hired a cleaner to clean the flat. The cleaner was paid approx 12k over 2 years of which Gordon claimed back half the cost as the flat was actually his.
However, the question should be why is it allowed within the rules for him to claim for a cleaner when he is not using the property? If his brother was using the property and Gordon makes an arrangement that he’ll pay half the cleaning costs then that should come from his pocket, and not from expenses. If the flat is being rented out then the person renting the property should be cleaning it. If the cleaner is part of the rental agreement then the money for the cleaner should come from the rent paid. Anything else is plain and simple fraud.
This could be the silver bullet to kill the undead snotgobbler. From the Times:
“Mr Brown transferred the location of his main home, from his Scottish constituency to his London flat, ten days after Tony Blair announced the date that he would step down as Prime Minister. This allowed him to … carry out extensive repairs and redecoration at public expense.”
That wasn’t just a little slip, that was a deliberate, calculated move to grab the biggest snoutful of swill from the trough. At a time when he was supposed to be working to solve the country’s problems, he was actually working out how to maximise his expense claims.
Sure, it was within the rules. But it’s deliberate, calculated pocket-lining, and it stinks.
Moral compass Mr Brown? What would your father have thought?
Im confused, on Sky, they said Jack Straw had been claiming on both his homes, but I thought he had three, one in Blackburn, one in London and the one in Oxford. Or is it he only has Blackburn and Oxford? or Oxford and London. Appreciate someone clarifying.
You know with those socialists, its difficult to keep track of how many houses they own. At the last count the Blairs had six!
Apparently the Speaker has 12!
An outraged Lord Mandy on Radio Scotland this morning said of the revelations about his own expenses claims for his house in Liverpool – the money was spent on “repairs NOT renovations ” he thundered. He went on to damn the Tory supporting Telegraph and sneered at the idea they would be as keen to reveal other party expenses as they had been of Labour MPs
Can I do you now sir?
Some of this may play into Labour hands.
It could suit them if everyone believes that all politicians are dirty now. Although each individual politician smeared will suffer, collectively they may not.
Expect 15-18% of Labour voters to vote for them whatever happens, these idiots would vote for them if they were putting people up against a wall, marxist sympathisers aren’t the most logical of voters. You could also expect a fair number of potential conservative and liberal party voters to drop off the radar if this story gains ground over the next few weeks and months as I am guessing it will.
The result is that you may be left with only grassroots support and the protest vote. And that may even things up a bit in our ‘first past the post’ system.
Guido, do you forgive the Torygraph yet?
Forgive the Telegraph? Why should he? This story has got all the hallmarks of Number 10 on it. It’s news that was coming out anyway..the only difference is that this puts in in downing Streets control.
The Telegraph have not changed their spots…they remain Downing Street sub-editors. Think about it…why would anyone else give this to the Telegraph?
There’s a long term game plan going on here….get the Labout bad news out early….wait for the muted reaction of the Tories – which in itself will attract criticism – then watch with glee as the Tory sleaze is all revealed.. with lots of….”why weren’t you open about this at the time the Cabinet’s expenses were revealed?”