Tony Wright Chairman of the Commons Public Administration Committee says he wants Damian McBride to give evidence, however he “seems to have disappeared without a trace and despite our best endeavours we haven’t been able to trace him”.
There are quite a few people looking to find him. Guido would bet a barrel of Guinness that he is back in Ireland staying with his people and laying low. If he has any sense he will be working on a “smear and tell” book…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Woo!
Although I thought he was touting his new number about? Surely the lobby know where he is?
dats a good point
judging by his waist line its da guiness
mcbride# /usr/sbin/shutdown -y -g0 -i0
He’s got another online job. I’ve just had a spam e-mail from “Francisco” McBride
“If you have a problem getting or keeping an erection, you are not alone. In fact, more than half of all men over forty have difficulties getting or maintaining an erection. This condition, called erectile dysfunction (ED), occurs with younger and older men as well, but there’s a safe, effective and easy method of treatment: Viagra.
When the time is right, you’ll always be ready”
Pity he didn’t take some himself
Why do these fat spin-doctor type always seem to end up in Ireland?
Will Draper arrive next?
Ireland’s nice. What would you do in his place? Go to Phuket, or Rock?
Actually he’s now known as Derek O’ Draper and living in Limerick.
He can spill loads of Guinnesses over there.
I hear he’s working on an anthology of vicious kiss and tell pen portraits of Tory bloggers Guido … Fawkes, Dale, Dorries as well as an unauthorised auto-biography called “Plenty of Last Straws … But All My Camels’ Backs Are Broken”.
Under a bucket of slime somewhere……..
Or gone to spend more time with his ego.
No he didn’t.
It was David Hughes over at the Labourgraph and his silly suggestion that Tony Wright asks a receptionist at the Cabinet Office.
Doesn’t the Labourgraph understand how these masters of the dark arts operate? They are unaccountable, a bit like McCavity’s Cat.
It shows how out of touch the MPs are- bleating about how they can’t find the fat sod. As if he is going to sit down and answer any questions on this! He still loves the Prime Mentalist – that won’t change – so will never dish the dirt, and he holds Parliament and its committees in as much contempt as Winky McFucknut does.
Can’t they just ask Andrew Porter where he is?
Maybe he’s had a Kelly done on him. Look in your local woods.
Report Jacqui Smith for FRAUD HERE
She is too thick to do fraud.
Bath plugs?
So does that make Richard Timney as Frord Escort then ?
According to SKY News Joanna Lumley is holding a press conference at 4pm to disclose “shocking and devastating development” in the Gurkha campaign to be allowed to live in UK.
What bit of chicanery is the government up to now?
Go Patsy !
She is a Patsy if she thinks Broon will do anything positive. The Gurkhas will be shafted by HMG at the behest of the EU.
Seems Dolly has gone as well.
http://news.independentminds.livejournal.com/2552270.html
But sti blaming the world for his own short commimgs
Just send him an e-mail and copy to Derek Drooper.
oh dear
They should ask Mr. Draper. He has just mentioned on BBC Radio 5 LIve that he has Mr McBride’s new number,
sorry at lords thank god how low is dolly
In the US being summoned by a House Committee on anything carries the same weight as Subpoena from a Court. The UK Select committees are useless verbiage mongering offering a gandstanding politician the opportunity to shout his mouth off. Remember that fool haranguing Kelly?
A warrant should be issued for McBride’s arrest for illegal use of electricity…similar to the US Mail fraud, and then get him sorted.
BTW breathing illegally seems to be the bar on which Smith is going to be leaning next
Don’t you mean ‘disappeared’ ???
As in the verb ‘He has been disappeared…’
Is he part of the Witness Re-location Programme ?
concrete boots as well
Its New Labour … its the Witless Relocation Programme
no he’s part of the Witless Re-location Programme
“As in the verb ‘He has been disappeared…’”
Erm … try again.
He’s talking about how people vanish in dictatorships. I think.
He might be joining the scientist, the footballer and the journo who crossed the Stalinist Slug. Don’t be surprised to either find him in a wood with his wrists slashed or hanging up on a hook behind his door wearing women’s lingerie, an orange in his mouth and a broom up his arse.
Disappeared no!
Missing as in snooker perhaps. Went for the pink and hit the brown goddamnit
Like Ladt Mandy you mean?
And CPS say no charges over Labour donations……
God gives with one hand……….
Why does’t someone start bringing private prosecutions since the CPS is clearly failing in its job… ??
And a private prosecution of Baroness Uddin…
Must be able to find a good silk to do this pro bono…
So now they’ve got time for “Baroness” Uddin’s fraud ?
Not even his toenails to be seen?
and thats a bad thing?
In the woods with wounds that are almost never fatal?
In McPoison’s case, you wish the secret service the best of luck!
RIP, Dr Kelly.
absolutely totally brilliant
Maybe he has an embarrassing illness?
He is an embarrassing illness
It was Ed Hallam
Did he take some paracetamol and his old penknife with him?
wasnt us
Or us. We’ve gone bust.
Another Mossad favour called in?
It would have been us but the paracetamol was out of date and we hadn’t any penknives at the time. We tried using ironing board covers but it just descended into farce.
That’s the blunder of Woolies.
Co proxamol was the drug found and not enough in his system to drug a squirrel, the cut on his arm hit a vein instead of an artery and no blood pool was found, the excuse that it soaked into the ground was a blatant lie beacuse blood clots well before it soaks away.
We know kelly was topped and they know we know, they even laugh about it openly, a syringe of fast decaying poison up the rectum and Bobs yer uncle, the case for war was a complete lie so instead of calling off the war they murder an ordinary guy in cold blood, I fucking hate them all, they are criminals.
Insulin is the thing if you want to leave no evidence – according to my friend Dr Death.
You can only use a syringe if you control the coroner, otherwise the syringe leaves a bruise where it’s been inserted. More likely in this case is a syringe was used and then covered up, hence why the cuts were over a vein and not an artery.
Very difficult to kill yourself with a razor anyway, most people tend to go across which will usually result in you passing out but not dying as the wounds will close up and clot before you lose enough blood.
Hi hows it going Alien8n?
hey, it’s going well thanks. At some point I might actually make a new post on my own site instead of here, lol
no we need you here!
Is it really necessary to inject it in the bum? Or is that just for fun?
you boys do enjoy strange things…!
I guess it was just lucky that Kelly was rambling with his skids round his ankles.
Post-mortem toxological assay is one of the most contentious areas of forensic medicine. For reasons which are discussed in peer-reivewed journals.
To put it simply: the amount of a drug found in a body after death has little or no bearing on the possible amount of the drug ingested before death.
Samples taken from different sites on the same body show widely variable results.
Please – if you’re going to have a conspiracy based on medical forensics, at least read about the issue in depth.
Who did it ?
Not another suicide with a sub-therpeutic dose of analgesics I hope?
Right, so they’ve checked out every low rent bar in North London, up where it is grim, and failed to find a fat shabbily-dressed dole-sucker face down on the bar in a pool of cold chunder? Hold the front page.
As is Dolly Draper. As will be Watson, Maguire, Miller, … , and eventually Gordon Brown, the whole shower of undisputed shite.
On another topic:The Dollar is rolling over for the resumption of its terminal decline.Good luck everybody.
Talking of ‘missing’ I’ve been perusing http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/index.html?polls.html and trying to work out my Top 5 Hoons who won’t have a seat come 2010.
My list:
1) Jacqui Smith
2) Tony McNulty
3) Sadiq Khan (my local MP for a bit, complete twat)
4) Stephen Pound
5) Ben Bradshaw
Shame the real Hoons, like Balls, Watson, Bryne, Jowell, Cooper, Harman, Purnell and Hoon are pretty safe.
Neither Balls nor Purnell are safe.
Aren’t they? I haven’t really looked into it. If it looks like Balls might lose his seat next time I’d actually consider travelling up to wherever his constituency is on election night just so I could laugh at the total Hoon face to face
Were do you think the crowds will gather? Assuming round No 10 will be a bit busy we could have a night out to cheer a carefully selected ex MP on their way. I’d certainly be up for a few beers while watching that tramp’s mate Blinky being told the bad news.
I think you need to contact Antony Calvert, the Tory PPC. Details for Morley & Outwood on Conservative Home. He would dearly love to see Balls out on his ear too.
Stephen Pound, I’ll drink to that.
Sadiq Khan was mine too. I moved.
Me too! and my wife!
Sadiq Khan voted very strongly for introducing national ID cards, strongly for labours anti-terrorism laws and very strongly against investigating the Iraq war.[3
In August 2006, he was a signatory of an open letter to Tony Blair criticising the UK’s foreign policy. So no hypocrisy there at all.
He flits around so much with his policies , trying to keep in the publics light, he’s known in parliament as THE MOTH of KHAN
Keith Vaz and Denis McShane too, please.
Listen to the fuckers cheer when Portillo lost his seat in 1997. Makes you wanna weep.
At the next elections you will find a surprising amount of me cast in favour of the MPs mentioned here. Labour master the art of me perfectly (unfortunately).
Mind you:
-Marked voters register went missing after Glenrothes byelection where nr of me fourfolded.
-I have played a pivotal role in two recent labour MP candidate selections. I made the difference in one of them and would have if bits of me weren’t stolen from that ballot boax in labour hq.
-Birmingham 2004 or so.
-labour using student volunteers to get the masses using me, link below.
-deceased using me, second link.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1719968.ece
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article446845.ece
Don’t let me debase democracy. Be warned. I’m like a drug addict. I can’t help myself, certainly not when labour encourages me.
Jowell might fall – not an insuperable majority, boundary changes too, reasonably well off constituency. Ben Bradshaw – sanctimonious old tart, he’ll defininitely be out (whoops). Would pay to hear Patricia Hewitt’s extremely silly voice give a departure address to her constituents……
Isn’t Ben Bradshaw a heavy user of the Labour/BBC revolving door?
I think you are probably right Guido. If McBride is not quite as stupid as Draper he probably frantically writing as we speak.
Have they checked all flights to Thailand?
what’s the tsunami forecast?
Surf’s up.
so the PM described the donations as “obviously illegal” at PMQs and all the people involved admitted their various roles in the deception and yet no charges are to brought.
what a typical nuLabour cover-up. the police and especially the CPS are clearly corrupted beyond salvation
it wasnt us
Or us.
well what can I say?
Agreed. It’s a safe bet that if the donation had been made to the Tories they’d be breaking doors down at 6am and raiding MP’s offices as we speak. The blatant bias in the CPS does point to this country being a police state. The only thing stopping us from being a true police state is the threat that every 5 years the government can change and with it the top brass in charge of the police and CPS.
I wouldn’t be too confidant about that until after an election is called and lost by the current lot!
Hahaha the Tories will never get in.
We’ve done it before, we’ll do it again.
And the great thing is nobody ever gets punished
I love Britian!
File an FOI asking how many Muslim/Asian prosecutors now run the CPS, I did it was rejected.
It would appear he at the football match at Stamford Bridge yesterday when he joined with Didier Drogba in harassing the ref.
Not many people know that!!
Well McPoison is an Arsenal supporter, so I don’t believe a word of that! He was probably trying to kiss him!
He is probably being kept ‘safe’ by the Murdoch team who are no doubt protecting their ‘asset’ while he writes the newspaper articles and books.
Just like Max Clifford went ballistic when Jade Goody’s other half was caught chatting to someone else, the meeja HATE having their ‘exclusive supply’ agreement trampled on, or a spoiler to their exclusive run..
Hes just donated his fat red face to some bird in the USA.
Did she need an arse transplant?
No, that was John Prescott.
It was successful.
To resurrect an old joke,
Prescott did have an arsehole transplant but the arsehole rejected him.
So now she can talk out of her arse like Two Short Shags, then!
Hope she makes more sense!
DOLLY RESIGNED AS EDITOR LABOURLIST- ON THE BBC NEWS SO MUST BE RIGHT…
LEFT
Centre
watching the cricket at lords i caught a shot of sir john major and then i thought gordon brown and thought how the did we come to this?
I bet McPoison is at Lords somewhere, after all it’s not as if he’s at work today is it?
hope he dont bring jonah with him
I hope he is
Draper just got another soft interview on BBC News 24. i hope Sky give him a going over, it won’t happen on the BBC.
Broon Broadcasting Corporation
part of Team GB
….all of them are good drinking mates
Britain never had it, so good.
BBC News is an absolute joke.
BBC = Brown Broadcasting Corporation (see posts somewhere below)
BBC will always be a bit wary of conservatives since the conservatives would not fund it as generously as other parties.
It was me.
I’ve got standards you know.
like dollys
Quite right, Wanking will now be funded by the tax payer
Notice I keep the flaps over my ’32AA’ buttoned up now boys!
Kno’ wot oi mean!! nudge!! nudge!!
Fancy a chip? Fag?
Cum rarnd the back o’ me van an’ oi’ll sho yer sumfin’
Der Fuehrer and Prime Mentalist is on Nokia Alert over Tony Wright’s impudence in pissing off Team GB . Wright and his committee are not Oprah.
Wright would be better off looking after Der Fuehrer’s interests in Cannock Chase instead of chasing Damian 666 who is presently, “resting”.
Britain never had it, so good
Brown calls election after visit to Palace:
Sky News!
He has done it!
Anonymous – First with the news that matters.
1 year to early you must be dreaming
Listen buddy,I tell the gags on this site ,not you
you little bugger – made me check just to be sure you were joking
Bastard! By the time I browsed to Sky I had a semi!
350 Labour MPs had a siezure !!
and some had a stroke
Did they claim the stroke on expenses?
and I had another Jodrell
My colleague, Count “Gordon” Brown and I are respectable businessmen who can make your fortune
The Bank of England has kept interest rates on hold at 0.5% and announced that it will pump an extra £50bn into the UK economy. It has spent about £54bn so far and is on track to spend £75bn by June.
It will now extend its spending to £125bn.
Now watch them froth.
When you’ve run our of money – print more money…
works for me
Will Monopoly money do ?
IMF-here we come!
You don’t get it do you?
Perhaps you have lost sight of the bigger picture.
For example UK will have the smallest fall in GDP this year.
German GDP will contract by 6 percent in 2009.
Three months ago the forecast was for German GDP to shrink by 2.25 percent in 2009.
Weird isn’t it?
MFI should have done that too.
You don’t get it either you moron. The fall in GDP is irrelevant when you add the national debt to the figure. We’re heading towards 100% debt to GDP, one of the highest figures in the world. Estimates are that without serious cuts in government spending we’re looking at at least 20 years just to get back to where we were last year. Debt to GDP ratios like that are normally the preserve of third world countries. What happens when the world markets wake up and realise the UK is bankrupt? Shall I paint a picture for you of the 2015 election if Labour win in 2010? Expect all the worst parts of the 1970′s and times by 10. No power as we don’t have enough power stations. Strikes. Civil unrest. Rampant inflation in excess of 20%. Interest rates around 20%. Everyone’s tax rates up. That’s why Labour wants ID Cards in place within the next few years, because they’ll have to have the troops on the street when they declare martial law because of the mess they’ve created. And the IMF demanding payment for the billions in loans that the government will need to keep spending on their socialist dream.
Wow. Delusion on an epic scale.
Can see it now, GDP revised downwards to 9% as ONS got it wrong !
Ow, and just forgt the 35% decimation of our currency, perhaps worse if the markets find out we can’t dispose of our Gilts
Don’t worry that oil for heating, transport is all priced in dollars..
That unlike Germany we have 10% of the workforce employed in manufacturing that was in place before NuLab took over, that manufacturing is crucial now Financial services have been hobbled..
So don’t be concerned about rampant inflation once other overseas markets recover and they demand 30% plus increases from UK buyers.
Let me guess, it your learning establishment wasn’t the London School of Economics and Political Science, am I right ??
I hear the BoE needs the money to buy Glts because no one else wants them
The promise of money to Business from this QE exercise hasn’t so far helped any UK business
Can you imagine the BoE buying its own wothless unwanted IOU notes with its own fake money they just print up as they run out of real money?
Fucking hoons living in a socialist fantasy island, need more money? yeah just print up some fakes, itll work a treat, untill of course the fake money makes the real money worthless, did I a;ready mention fucking fucking hoons?
So why is the stock market on the up? Anyone any ideas?
I work in the city (not a banker) and things are looking really dire and there is absolutely no sign of the recession bottoming out. So how on earth is Mandelson managing to manipulate the markets?
One theory flying around our office is that it really is the end for the banks and the big investors know this, so have created one last bull market to make some dosh before the whole thing finally comes tumbling down in the summer?
Can anyone enlighten me?
#93. I’d expect that the cause is the US banks being rated as stable.
There are positive noises from USA and our own ftse usually tracks it in a 2:1 scale (ftse 4200, dow 8400 for example). Heaven knows why as our economy is far worse than US.
Things are dire but markets look 12 months plus ahead and maybe they are more confident that the present govt are out and tories can’t possibly make more of a hash of our economy.
In booms or busts (of which we are not in as they have all been banished) the markets tend to overshoot. Perhaps, just perhaps that a 3500 FTSE was just a sell off too far.
Lardy,
No
Thank you Babar – I still think it’s all spin and it will come tumbling down again soon. I am not alone in thinking this and am very suspicious as we are in the run up to local and eu elections.
No doubt that dulpicitous character (Dame Mandelson) is up to her usual tricks of deception and spin!
Incidentally Babar, although the US banks seem to be stable they are still asking for billions to prop them up (as reported today). SO how can they possibly be stable if they need billions pumped in?
“Stable” being a relative term, believe consensus is that the immediate armageddon position has probably passed. All we have to worry about is ruin (or my own worry is rampant inflation as we have no quick way to improve exports and the £ under pressure unless we make very substantial cuts in public sector). The tories have already started this softening up exercise without – in my view correctly – identifying where they will cut. But they have to and they will…
Most voters don’t look at the markets so suspect that the recent mini rally will play little part in NuLabour imminent local wipe out.
Thanks again Babar – it makes more sense now. They’re really all spinning away like fury!!!
Sorry, Margy, I don’t smoke.
The first quarter saw the BoE but £128m of corporate bonds, £2bn of commercial paper and, wait for it, £13bn of gilts.
BoE is becoming an improtant off-balance sheet vehicle, just like PFI and underfunded public sector pensions.
And the BoE is keeping gilt yields low, at least until the next election. Mark-to-market has become mark-to-BoE for the moment. Central bank independence is no more. The gilts buyers strike will very likely commence towards the end of 2010/beginning of 2011. Not only has the BoE’s balance sheet become bloated by that date, but then UK banks will also have bought all the extra gilts the regulator is requiring them to hold. Start preparing your investment portfolio for gilt yields of 5.5% at least.
#229 Good post, Postal.
In medium term you can’t buck the markets.
Playing a scary game now. If NuLab don’t reel in this public sector spending big time then its curtains for us all.
I hope BofE have sufficient independence even now to know what they are doing.
I suspect, whatever happens in next few months we are going to either get a further run on our currency OR Unite mobilising their people on the streets as even the expectation of cuts becomes apparent.
There are sections of our nation that have done very well throughout the past 10 years, and moreso over the past 4 or 5. They now have to feel the pain that the majority of us have already felt. They won’t like it.
eg. Teachers have a 10% pay increase demand on the table. They simply don’t get it, do they ?
Margy
If there is hyperinflation the only assets which retain value are equities and property (and possibly gold) …That was the history of the Wiemar Republic…
That could explain the rise in equities…property still has to bottom out…
The Bank of England is the only buyer.
No one else will risk it.
Tony Wright surely has the power to ask the cops to get this little shit back to answer questions.
dont be silly he is a labour voter
Election around the corner (september) as it seems a good news day for labour?
-No proxy voting charges.
-McBride missing.
-Mirror running with a story that police massaged Hillsborough statement and Mirror will link this to conservatives claiming Thantcher condoned cover-up. Smith will only disclose files if Thatcher can be made to look bad.
-Mandy out there with a new version of conservatives-are-talking-down-the-economy spin, so as long as you smile debts don’t matter.
And
-Unemployment will be worse in 2010 than in 2009.
-Budget will have to be revised again in 2010 (NIESR expects 95% debt-to-GDP ratio in a few years).
-BoE’s quantitative easing will run out of steam in a few quarters and hence stop helping to keep gilt yields modest.
All very convincing and true but WRONG.You forget 2 things:
Brown is a crazed would-be dictator who will not resign voluntarily
The troughing Hoons who will not want to vote early for Christmas
Otherwise good reasoning
Surely if Tony Wright really wants to interview McBride he can get Black Rod to find him.
It would probably fall to the Serjeant at Arms.
So forget it: Jill Pay could’t find anyone or anything.
AJV
If he was writing a smear-and-tell he’d better have Schillings or Carter Ruck on retainer.
Has delightful Damian entered the family driveway business?
His little puppet Drooper was on Gobshyte Derbyshire’s so called show this morning, playing the little hurt poppet, saying how sorry he is to be off LabourList.
Naturally she didn’t pour scorn on the deceiptful little shyte’s protestations of remorse and regret, but at least he accepted his ‘political’ career is over, other than delivering leaflets.
McBride. The only man who knows where the bodies are buried.
And now he’s disappeared….
We’ve been here before. I wonder if he went for a walk in the woods like I did.
Lets us all hope & pray that the evil jock fascist democracy usurping hoon is dead.
McBride is a Londoner with Irish parents. The rest of your description is incorrect also.
Yes, there’s no way you can call this government democratic
Potatoes are a tuberous vegetable, like you.
I’d rather have a conversation with a potato than with you. The potato would have a higher IQ at least.
Go ahead and good luck, you’re bound to have a meeting of minds.
Tell us all how it went.
Well if McBride has been spilling people’s pints of Guinness in Kilburn I doubt we’ll be seeing him again. They don’t appreciate that sort of thing on the High Road.
MB. Troll to vegetable in 3 posts. Stunning.
Big Dull to Duller in one post, predictable.
Go peel yourself, vegetator.
How about, NO?
Peeling trolls does not have any effect, they only become more tuberous, as displayed here. According to legend you have to rip their arms off. An ‘armless troll, now there is a thought.
‘Armless Master Baiter. Oxymoron material par excellence
First greyhounds, next McBride?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8027570.stm
“Country Durham”? The BBC are a complete bunch of wankers.
Either that or St Jade Goody’s ghost is working for them.
Land of the Ponce Bishops, no doubt.
Don’t you think McBride has to go incommunicado because of the current threat of legal action?
I like the fact that the BBC has said that “He was sacked by Prime Minister Gordon Brown without compensation and is reportedly currently unemployed.”
So he is between Brown engagements,
Sacked?? I thought McFucker was given the chance to resign.
Hopefully the BBC should feel the chill wind of privatisation soon. The ‘Dim’blebys should be sent packing, what is it with the BBC giving jobs for the boys with what is basically taxpayers money.
BBC-Job centre plus for Left politicians who lose
We’re getting some nice little (socialist-type) earners ready for him now. y’kno – all the cross-cutting crap type, – doing fuck-all.
We now have two BBC (British Ministry of Truth) reports on McBride’s fate; first he resigned and now he was sacked.
On the basis that the BMT are having difficulty in remembering the correct version, it seems likely that he is still receiving his civil service salary while waiting for a new role to be created.
BMT = Telling lies, its what we do.
On bbc blogs someone else (i.e. i should not get any credit for this one) came up with a new explainer of the acronym:
Brown Broadcasting Corporation
PS prior to stumbling on the BrownBC I tried to fly the LabourBC, obviously not as funny. And wat really isn’t funny is that the correlation between the spin Campbell manages to get onto the bbc and guardian is near perfect from a statistician’s point of view, really worrying!
Gotta love that “reportedly”.
Follow the Money !!
All that needs to be done is call the Civil Service HR department and ask for the present address of employee Damian McBride.
Suely, that isn’t too difficult to action, and as nobody has any right to privacy any more then I’m equally positive that a simple mention to any difficult HR jobsworth that under the Terrorism Act, that if he/she does not supply that info immediately he/she faces a possible life prison sentence.
Simples.
Anyway, I hear an ugly bloke with pock-marked skin and Portugese appearance was seen carrying him off and into the night.
If he can’t be found, at least do a media attention documentary on Channel4 in an attempt to locate him.
Don’t think anyone else has tried that one before 9pm tonight.
If his parents had been doing their job properly he wouldn’t have got lost in the first place
I couldn’t possibly make comment about any NuLabour supporting GPs that may not accept any responsibility but are quite happy to spin new and even more unbelievable fairy stories and demand payment and media attention from the public.
I despair for a public that panders to these types.
Sound familiar ?
Ay, ah niva bin i’ a roomy wi’ a’propa woomun b’for in ma lif’
Bu’ ah’ll tel’ye, ah handl’d ha’ will, – an’ she baleev’d ma’ claptrap.
So ah’ll hear nae’more
Mind’ye – nuthun’s ma’ fult ye und’rstan’
[Translation :
Well here’s a new one! Me, alone in a room with a woman widely acknowledged being sensible, good looking, astute and well intentioned. And not a politico.
Say what you like but that Bliar taught me a few good tricks that came in useful. Result : after I told her the usual twaddle, feigned interest, said a few platitudes, she left happy.
And that will be the last I hear of her.
Mind you, slippery little fucker that I am, – nothing is, was, or ever will be, – my fault!
“You may think so but I couldn’t possible comment but if all else fails – put a bit of stick about- they love it and offer to take her for a tour of the Houses of Parliament’s Roof Garden.It solved the problem I had with a woman once!”
I had a conversation with Damian McBride only yesterday. I said “A Big Mac and fries please.” “Would you like that with sleaze and relish?” he enquired.
Obviously taking up one of the 50,000 Internships leading to a degree in Burger Flipping that McTwat has said will solve youth unemployment. Slight Problem is there’s 70,000 students graduating this July to join the other 40,000 graduates from 2008 who still can’t get a job even burger tossing at Ronald McDonalds Place!
He didn’t have any little stars on his badge.
Guidoaf Orcs,
You’re in, Blot!
tee hee
I think McPoison has gone to Cape Cod to set up a love nest and await the arrival of Gordon and his books. Try Provincetown.
P-Town is one of my favourite holiday haunts
Dont want those two ugly fat-fucks turning up and spoiling the view!
Many Irish genes in the Boston area. I think there is also a pub (if a bar in the US can ever deserve that name) in the area which presidential candidates tend to visit for a set-piece picture. I saw it in the international herald tribune once (don’t worry, I’m not really into name dropping and quoting from a famous quotes book).
Black Rose (Roisin Dubh)
We’re a’watchin’ yew!!
McBride must be roaming around London foraging in the bins – perhaps Dolly Draper, the padawan, has learnt much from his master…
So weak ……Oh, perhaps they should talk to plod about dolly taking his hard drive for a walk, as well
One hopes that his disappearance is permanent!
Perhaps he’s shacked up with Gary Glitter!!!
This could be the basis of a killer question at PMQs.
Perhaps he’s got futher up than toenails.
From the Times today re Abrahams
In a statement, Labour said it was still making arrangements for the repayment of the Abrahams donations.
“The Labour Party put aside the donations in question in 2007 and will now seek advice about the best way to repay these donations. ..
I suggest you send him a cheque, and will forward you an invoice for consultancy shortly.
The liar Purnell was on the SKY Brillo programme the week after the story first broke claiming it HAD already been repaid!
Look, the lessons have been learned. Can we not just move on? There’s a world economic crisis to deal with.
it seems that Mitch below is OM (egassem no) and keen on investing through the downturn, talking the economy up and ignoring the debt-togdp ratio that will soon hit 95% according to the NIESR.
And now i’m out for pints, but not with mcbride!
Labour were facing bankruptcy in May 2008 until the unions stepped in to bail them out with an undisclosed amount of money and an undisclosed amount of favours.
So far nothing else has been said about their finances recently but I would imagine things aren’t going to get better, to paraphrase a catchy liebour saying in 1997.
Still, to keep it fair, they’ve bankrupted the country to make everyone feel their pain. Hoons.
Peter Watt – “I was abandoned by the political leadership of the Labour Party without regard for the impact this would have on me and my family”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8038053.stm
Now, you know how everyone in the country feels about the disgusting and disreputable Labour Party. If you are really clean, how about defecting to the Tories or LibDems? Beat the rush, it’s going to be a growing trend.
“Guido would bet a barrel of Guinness”
And, if truth be told, Guido probably does have the barrel to put down…
No, you’re mistaken, what looks like a barrel is in fact Guido’s belly.
You need to stop staring at men’s navels old son.
I’m still a twat’s twat (in case you hadn’t noticed).
its hard not to notice
‘Ere stop messin’ about!
You really should stop MASTER BAITING it appears you have pulled your little brain through your whistle.
He’s hidin out in Harriet’s pad in south London courtesy jack droumey. i’m in a position to know.
It seems that hoon McBride
has found somewhere to hide,
away from all the flak
and well-deserved attack,
for his part in the caper
of stirring shit with Draper.
For what it’s worth, my thought -
he’s hiding out with Snot,
he’s carried on the farce
and hid up Gordon’s arse.
Check the nearest woods, and mine will be a Johnnies Red.
Has anyone else notices the contributors page on labourlist.org is rather similar to a freak show ?
Some of them have faces like lizards Hunts
http://www.labourlist.org/contributors
It’s not what they look like in there staged snaps that they spent hours posing for, it’s what they say that’s alarming.
Come to think of it weren’t you a bit of a clown in the ideas department, not to mention a penchant for a bit of Cartier Bresson ? Yobs to cash points, etc.
They are the sort of faces that usually accompany a story along the lines of “Mrs Obafemi criticised the sentence as being too lenient….”
I know one of them personally. I worked with him some years ago and can confirm that he is a very odd individual.
And, it would seem that they are all sucking on the Tax-Payer’s hind tit. Not a real job amongst any of those on the first page.
I couldn’t read any further, made me want to up-chuck.
None of them looks quite as prattish as Peter Watts though! [see 181 above]
I’m very disappointed to see Armando Ianucci on there – I thought he was ‘independent’
How can any satirist be taken seriously if he’s contributing propaganda to a party website?
The Glorious, Beloved, and Supreme HelmsPerson, Bonkers Bankrupter of Great Britain, Saviour of the World (3x), Lunatic Leader of Old-Noo (nee Noo-Old) LyingBores, speaking from his bunker in Londistan, has announced that He is
Getting on wiv
a ‘Big Jobby’ to do wiv a ‘Big Issue’ relating to a ‘Big Crisis’.
In ovva words, He’s in the Bunker solving the crisis affecting all his little piggies wiv snarts-in-the-trough.
Whitewash from G’OD:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/07/damian-mcbride-email-smears
Asked about McBride’s reputation, Liam Byrne said: “It’s hard for me to know what’s real, what’s hearsay, what’s gossip and what did not happen.”
And the Guardian are using the same photo as Guido – but without the crosshairs.
From Finkelstein The Times Comment Central:
What next for Damian McBride?
Quite amusing – ‘fess up and get God seem the only viable options.
Nick Clegg has trouble with Plumbing:
http://tinyurl.com/cz3ewc
Tony Wright’s assertion that Damian McBride has “disappeared off the face of the earth” should not be taken too seriosly when weighing up the following facts about Mr Wright;
. He is a member of the “flat earth society”.
. He lives in the Westminster village.
. His geography mark on leaving school was; “this boy will be lucky to find his way home”.
If Tony really wants to find Damian he should ask any one of the many Lobby Journalists who were given Damian’s new mobile telephone number last week (after he had accessed Parliament using his yet to be revoked Parliamentary pass), to give him a call.
For Tony it will be a case of, where this is no will there is no way.
OT, but no charges over proxy donations?
How can the CPS possibly justify this decision?
Donations were actually made by proxy. Watson resigned because he knew of the arrangement. The donations were made (apparently) without the knowledge of the party treasurer.
But no case, apparently. Unbefuckinglieveable.
Not at all.
Try and FOI the CPS over how many Mo*slem/A*sian prosecutors now run that department , it will be refused because Liebour’s brothers have taken over the justice department.
So no way can we find evidence to support any of the corruption running rife in our, sorry the Labour, parteh and its departments of state then can we.
Case solved
You could be right:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article6242313.ece
British Muslims have more faith in UK [institutions] than Britons, study finds
No wonder since our institutions starting with Parliament appease them non-stop
When you have the Archbishop of Canterbury advocating the adoption of Shaira Law in parts of Britain (which are already no-go areas for whites esp Jews, and for the police) you know the pass has been sold. A party of Jews (3rd generation British at least, and tourists) visiting the historic East End – home to their antecedants – was stoned in this month last year, and advised to leave by the police!
A new study has shown the Muslim birthrate is such in this country, that there is a very real chance of a Muslim majority within a generation. I’m very glad I never had kids, and have no grandchildren -esp girls.
How about NO?
MPs seem really behind the curve on this one. Perhaps MPs can not prevent McBride going on holiday or whatever, but they also seem to be satisfied with a letter from O’Donnell rather than hearing him in person about his decisioin not to investigate smaer gate any further.
Balls some days sent McBride up to 20 emails. As if O’Donnell has checked all these prior to his decision. Ball AND O’Donnell all used to be at the treasury and so did McBride.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece
Come on MPs, don’t let them off the hook so easily. At least O’Donnell should be heard in person and asked some harsh questions, which he may be able to field following good prep but this really is too easy.
I suspect each and every Email from Ed to McPoison started “Dear Mr McBride” , yes ?
Joanna Lumley and the Gurkha’s giving the Government a right kicking on TV now. Yet which journalist was the one to stick up for Mcfucking Twat?
Yep, good old Toenails whose tiny little voice could be heard at the back of the media rat pack trying to spin for McWanker.
Hear the BBC journalists sticking up for McSnot.
I don’t think much of the BBC’s take on the story. Nothing about the fact that the PM knew nothing about the situation, nor anything about Woolas saying that “these aren’t rejection letters” despite them saying “your application has been refused”.
Mind you… BBC bias towards Labour. They’ve been at it for years in Scotland.
Keep up!
My pussy is haunted.
Joanna Lumley “I trust the Prime Minister”
And I thought she was smart.
She’s the smartest of the lot. She’s painted Our Dear Leader into a very tight corner, and given him a deadline. Anything but 100% complance and he’s toast.
Agreed, and Broon probably can’t even see it.
I imagine DC would be very pleased if she were to call him re. helping out in the next election.
That is – ELECTION.
I thank you.
That was publicly putting him on the spot. I hope not too many people believe she was *really describing him as honest.
He’s gone on a Club 18/30……….he is only 30 I am told.
Try the steps leading down into bunker complex below Number 10. There must be some way for rats to come and go in and out from the sewers without using the famous front door.
McBride going for a walk in the woods.
Probably sounded good in the bunker …
Looks like the government has done a David Kelly on McBride as well.
like all scottish labour politicians they go and hide in the land of their birth
extract from wikipedia
Damien McBride
Born in 1974 and raised in North London to Irish parents
this doesn’t make him a Scot.
I am Scots, and I think all these fucking so called countrymen of mine who are involved in the shithole called Westminster should fuckingwell resign. It is obvious that the Westminster culture has corrupted them, count the fuckers, how many of them are Scottish? Once again, the English are “teachers” to the Celts.
for 300 years, this has been the norm, why do you want to change it now?
It may be that your comments are accurate.
But I couldn’t give 2 f**ks.
Let us go, then.
We like the Guinness :>)
Che?
Abba!! for sure!!!!
What the fuck is this? EuroArseholes?
Get a grip, you fuckers!
Wogan here – why I am I, son of the Emerald Isle, being moderated?
I can’t be any more extreme than Eurovision…..
good
Tony Fucking Bliar was a jock but pretended to be English. The jocks have given us many things in England. But perhaps deranged Muslim suicide bombers and prisons full of bushy bearded Hunts is the most memorable.
Hopefully we can return the favour at some point.
to -
It all started in America you bastards!!!!!
Take it to the extreme, why don’t you.
You are a racist if I ever read one.
The English outnumber the Scots easily, why do they have such a hold over you?
I saw McPoison and Dick Timney coming out of a house in Maida Vale notorious in the locality for filming porn movies this afternoon. Perhaps they have been the supporting cast in “Raw Meat in Westminster”
The people that matter (Brown, etc.,) know exactly where he is. He is where they told him to wait.
+++” Damian McBride “Missing” +++
Look, look,
Where’s he gone children?
He’s behind you
twat
Has anyone tried “Bullies Reunited”?
Just a thought.
Wonder if he’s been David Kelly’d?
fuckin hope so
OT
How is it possible that gordon brown calls an impromtu meeting with Joanna Lumley regarding the Gurkhas, creates for her an illusion that he is honest and will make this issue a priority, but the very next day 4 honourable men are denied residency in our country, and he apparentley knows nothing about this, did the common sense needed, not occur to this ‘man’ who is the PM to get all current information/action regarding the Gurkhas beforehand, or was this once again,a case of headless chicken chasing news headlines, the ‘man’ is an absolute disgrace, and once again the MSM, BBC specifically ignore this most obvious blunder.
Its not about the Gurkhas.
Its ALL about Brown.
ALWAYS is.
Very true; I am a Scot, and feeling very embarassed about this Hunt, and his antics.
Why don’t the English, who outnumber us north of the border, do something about it?
Or are you lot, too, “under the heel?”
Well you’d think that 5 bellies smiff would have been on the case or at least one of her advisers who would have been WELL AWARE of this court case, especially as its been mentioned in the media numerous times over the last few weeks.
Change your fucking name, for the sake of us all.
By the way, it IS me…
or your ass is grass
FUCKING COWARD
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They should try the apartment in Nice – I bet that’s where he’s hiding. Or just ask his girlfriend who works fro DCSF. It’s not that tricky!