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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Oops! Code added in the wrong editor mode…
oh.
is another Tory up to his armpits in the financial spiv collapse. Youch!
Like all the rest.
Iain Dale has exclusive – announcement tmw that Draper will leave LabourList.
Humoungous picture of the Uberfuhrer with swastika at BBC:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/8035905.stm
I couldn’t resist one last look at Mr Draper’s posts on LabourLost
Here they are for posterity – highly amusing lesson in hubris
http://www.labourlist.org/derek_draper
Fixed. Fat finger.
Ooh! You Fat Finger, you!
[There's a new term: I'm sure there be uses for it in future, mainly in regard to the Prezzas of this world!]
Mr Guido,
Any chance of ridding the airways of Nick Robinson, after watching the Brown Broadcasting Corporation he is THE propaganda personified for zaNU-Labour, never mind McBride and I`m sick of his excuse that he`s impartial using the “Conservative Chairman” spiel from Uni.
He`s a Hoon Sir, IMO of course
Swiss Bob has the video of Stephen Crabb versus Gordon “bully boy” Brown
http://www.the-daily-politics.com/2009/05/pmqs-may-6th-highlights-clegg-brown.html
Brown’s face as he answered that question – he was seething. Well done StephenCrabb.
Well that little video quite brightened my lunchtime. Poor Gordon’s face- if looks could kill.
Good question, that man!
Even Gobals Mick found it amusing
Browns face was a real treat.
Just look at the faces across the Labour benches as well. Oh this is just beautiful to watch this slow destruction. Gorbells Micks face shows how ridiculed McMental has becomed by all now.
That hit a very raw nerve. Love it!
Draper kicked off Labourlist.
http://www.torybear.com/2009/05/brent-and-gareth-fired.html
happy days.
You dont get rid of me that easily, you can now reach me on:
LabiaList
By the Hoons for the Hoons
That Labourlist post by Tom 2.0 is such a yawnathon.
What is it with these humourless essay writers? LabourHome is full of amusing and heretical opinion whilst Labourlost is like a vegan student worthies convention.
Wonder what their traffic profile is these days…?
This means about as much as Prime mentalist does to me.
O/T here’s another petition to sign
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Deathsabroad/
O/T Max Mosley’s son – suicide.
Balls to the Tories, arses to the Libs,
if you’ve never been fucked following Polling Day,
you’ve never been fucked at all.
Gordon,you look just like the lady on Sky News that has just had a face transplant.
Any relation
Why don’t you ask sensible questions about hard pressed families and communities concerned about job losses?
Because if he did you’d throw something at him.
Will the the Prime Minister please show that he is a listening Prime Minister and kindly announce a General Election.
David Cameron must read this blog and asked my question for me
Cameron DOES read this blog (=:
he knows he is a balding thick lightweight air swallowing coward with a chronic flatulence problem and a head caked in reinforced hairspray.
Hello Carry on Cameron
Eh, what? Speak up there.
Cameron is an empty vessel
The HoC is an empty vessel.
Reform,reform,reform.
Oh piss off, you new labour rapid rebuttsecks unit troll
His point is well put and accurate.
Rather an empty vessel than one full of steaming shit
Like that
The strange grimacing articulations of the face make one suspect some underlying neurological disorder and deteriorating neurobehavioural performance – perhaps due to a focal brain lesion.
all sides of his two faces are affected so must be generalised pathology
No! He’s got a broom handle up his arse – for comfort you understand – in the absence of Peter
I thought that it was in place of a a spine.
David Cameron has called for an election, GB has no reply. What an ‘empty vessel’ GB is, running scared from the electorate & his own party.
THE APATHETIQK VOTER IS IN THE ASCENDANTSEA
Is that near the Adriatic?
JOANNA LUMLEY WOULD MAKE A GOOD MAYOR OF LUNDUN
It now appears that most fo thsoe on the Home Office Banned from Britain list have never tried to some here. Two of them are serving 20 years in a Russian Prison!
What a bloody shambles of a Government. This was just a gimmicky headline from a deadbeat government with noting to offer. What about a few more names for the list then Jaqui:
Hitler- we don’t KNOW he’s dead so better be sure
Gordon Brown- has done more damage to the UK than most of those on the list could ever dream of doing
Loved this
She forgot Bin Laden and Zawahiri as well !
Brown is a fu*king idiot. At what point is the turd going to answer a single question.
I feel real resentment against this gang of crooked political hooligans dismantling our country bit by bit, and introducing all sorts of alien principles, like identity cards and mass electronic surveillance, which are the hallmarks of a new kind of police state which has never before existed in human history, a police state where information technology and electronic intelligence has replaced the networks of informers needed to survey the mass in Stasi times.
But a police state it is, all the same, and as with all police states, those at the top are rotten, corrupt, liers, and schemers with public cash salted away in obscure accounts.
A sad disgrace, and Britain great no more.
But who voted them in – again and again.
What I like is: If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear… and now their embezzlement of the national piggy-bank is about to show who scoffed how much!
Not me, and not 80% of this country either. It makes me laugh how they call 20% of the country voting for them a “mandate” to govern. We need a complete overhaul of the system.
This is the problem with democracy, Dr Nuts; it always leads eventually to socialism. This is why the Greeks abandoned it after the experiment failed in Athens with the democratic murder of Socrates.
For more on the evils of democracy, you can’t really do much better than Erik Kuehnelt-Leddihn’s, ‘The Menace of the Herd’ (available via ScribD):
=> The Menace of the Herd (or Procrustes At Large)
Procrustes was the son of Poseidon who would lie people down on an iron bed and stretch them if they weren’t long enough, or cut them down to size if they were too long. What he never used to tell them, was that the bed was adjustable. Perhaps this is where Gordon Brown got his old ‘Iron Chancellor’ moniker from?
Although not free and online, if that tickles your fancy, the next port of call is:
=> Democracy: The God That Failed
Here Here. Great article in the Times today, quoting Whacky on the ID card pilot (sic) in Manchester. Of course the Pilot’s union have refused to let the members get them…
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6229354.ece
Ms Smith’s decision to seek the help of high street businesses in taking the biometric fingerprints and photographs needed for the cards is an attempt to minimise costs and make enrolment in the scheme easy.
“While private companies will clearly benefit from the increased footfall from offering this service, their customers will benefit from being able to quickly provide their biometrics while they are out doing the shopping.”
WHAT THE FUCK – she thinks that we should be talking about the convenience and benefit to retaillers of us surrendering our biometric data -. Have I missed something really important here or does she think that the biggest invasion of privacy ever devised is something we should do one week while we go shopping.
Also notice the loose term “Voluntary” regarding the cards. For something so “Voluntary” there seems to be an increasing list of things we won’t be able to do without one – Airport workers will not be allowed to work, students will not be allowed to get a loan etc. These don’t seem particularly voluntary activities to me.
http://www.no2id.net are running a campaign on this, I would suggest a PM petition but given that the hoon-general is currently ignoring 52,848 of us telling him to fuck off and resign…
PARLIAMENT INTENDS TO START BY OFFERING THE FIRST IDKARDS TO
VOLUNTEERS IN MANCHESTER
POLICE COMMUNITY SUPPORT OFFICERS AND THE LIKE
Who, in their right mind, would ‘volunteer’ to give the gubment more money?
Do they think that Mancunians are more stupid than the rest of us?
Message to Manchester – Don’t do it! If even ten of you sign up, the vile Jacqboots will bring out some report that says the pilot scheme was a great success.
The vile Jacuboots will not be in the Cabinet when the scheme comes in. Tee hee.
Mancunians are definitely not stupid. They had the good sense to vote overwhelmingly against road pricing in the Greater Manchester area. Well done!
The way it will be forced on the electorate is that government departments councils etc will insist on seeing such a card before you are dealt with. It will then be a requirement via the back door rather than voluntary.
The conservatives have clearly stated that the system should be scrapped. Not quite a ‘it will never happen statement’ but close enough for me.
It’s a punishment meeted to the Mancs for not voting in favour of congestion charging. This is a real crime and, should Gordon fiddle sufficient ballot boxes to win again, they will be made to pay good and proper.
I see they’ve reduced the fee already – it was £60 this morning according to the BBC web site and now they’re being offered at a knockdown price of £30 “capped for 2 years” and I still ask the question why would you voluntarily part with £30 for this piece of plastic ?
Well by ‘volunteer’ they mean to bully you into having no choice. Like they are doing with airline pilots. Their id is optional but if I understand it right, they won’t be allowed to do their job if they don’t have one of these stupid IDs. Fortunately, thanks to Gordon’s masteful understanding of economics, there isn’t a chance in hell these will ever be rolled out over the entire population.
263 absolutely correct.
If by “volunteer” they mean “volunteer for ID cards if you want, but you won’t get an airside pass unless you do” then that’s not really much choice if you work at an airport, is it?
The pilots’ union BALPA have already told the Home Office that they will not co-operate, the HO have responded by saying that only new employees and renewals will need ID cards.
This serves no purpose but to avoid a “Big Bang” of registrations which can be protested against, and by telling unemployed people that they can only get a job at the airport if they have an ID card. DISGUSTING FROM THESE HOONS http://www.no2id.net
Isn’t it the speakers job to ensure the PM makes a reasonable attempt to answer the f*ing question rather than that “I don’t like you and I’m not talking” line he used about 20 times?
What? Mr ‘Gorbals Mick’ Speaker? He’s too busy troughing out on the system
The Speaker does’t really know what he is supposed to be doing. Apart from trousering as much loot as possible of course.
He does, he is supposed to make sure Broon has an easy a time of it as possible, a job he is incredibly good at.
Yes. Technically the speaker is supposed to get the PM physically ejected for abusing parliament when he repeatedly refuses to answer questions, and to not let him back in again until he apologises.
What Brown does as PMQs is abusing Parliament; a decent speaker would never allow it to happen.
Mr Speakers job is to rule over the House fairly, without favour or prejudice and see that Parliamentary rules and customs are observed. The present incumbent is unfair, sycophantic, prejudiced and totally incompetent and ill-mannered. He is trying to copy the Prime Minister. Both of them being unfit for purpose.
Isn’t it also the Speaker’s job to sit on Cameron’s empty sound bites and make him ask genuine questions that seek genuine information? The Code of Conduct for MPs requires that
“Members shall at all times conduct themselves in a manner which will tend to maintain and strengthen the public’s trust and confidence in the integrity of Parliament and never undertake any action which would bring the House of Commons, or its Members generally, into disrepute.”
Do these predictable shouting matches and non-answers really maintain and strengthen trust?
It’s up to the opposition what questions they ask. That’s the whole point.
Cameron asked perfectly valid questions which should have been answered.
If he’d asked “are you a one-eyed scottish wanker?” then I’d say the speaker should intervene, but that wasn’t what he asked.
members shall what?? well that puts everything in perspective then. there’s been no breach of code this Parliament!
Well, we know who is responsible for the non-answers.
Gordon “Courage” Brown.
In the old days, the speaker often chastised Thatcher for not answering a question; which in those instances was the right thing to do when it happened (which was relatively rare, because back then the PM did actually answer questions)
When the speaker does their job properly, the PM is forced to answer questions unless there’s a security or pivacy issue at stake.
In fact I can remember a few times when Thatcher was basically told “answer the question now or piss off” by the speaker, and that’s how it’s supposed to work. Without the speaker doing their job properly PMQs is a 100% waste of time.
Haven’t got time to respond. My wife and I are going shopping and the taxi has just arrived. Gotta go…bye!
Speed camera boss in 100mph drive
The boss of a speed camera firm has been banned from driving for six months after admitting speeding at more than 100mph on a 70mph road in Suffolk.
Tom Riall, 49, is a chief executive of Serco, which has provided more than 5,000 speed cameras in the UK.
He appeared at Sudbury Magistrates’ Court and pleaded guilty to driving at 102.9mph on the A14 on 4 January, 2009.
Riall was fined £300, banned from driving for six months and had six points added to his licence.
Riall, from Ufton Nervet, near Reading, was caught speeding in his blue Volvo by a police patrol car on the eastbound dual carriageway just before 1300 BST, the court heard.
In court Riall “expressed deep regret” and is due to give a statement later.
On Serco’s website it states the company prides itself on providing “robust evidence” of drivers’ speeding.
Aha! The biter bit!
Lunchtime on the A14 isn’t particualrly quiet, so the plod who nicked him was probably perfectly correct.
Cameras, on the other hand, take no account of road conditions or prevailing traffic – it’s perfectly safe to do 140 or so on a reasonably straight road with no traffic in dry weather, and I know traffic cops who wouldn’t stop you at any less than 110 in clear, dry conditions if the traffic allowed such speeds t o be safe.
Time to get the necklaces out and burn the cameras…
it was his third speeding conviction according to C4 news
That nasty fuck Phill Woolas would look much better if a kukri had sliced the top of his head off.
An acid bath wouldn’t go amiss
They’ve just shown the Prescott “Predator” picture in Daily Politics.
Why has fatty Strathclyde bothered to turn up?
I’m a fucking jobsworth!
Brown lost that one.
Cameron was on form, but missed only just the chance to torpedo Gordon. If only he had mentioned the e-Petition at the start, Dave would have ripped Gordon’s tits right off. And loved it.
Clegg won that PMQ. Calling Brown stupid, I didn’t see anyone disagree. Good form, Clegg. I hope you sign up to a coalition with the Tories just to boot Labour in and out. You can always fall out, later on.
“Stupid”, is Unparliamentary language. Gorbals Mick had the chance to torpedo one of Clegg’s finest PMQ’s and missed it. sign of the times in the Brownite bunker.
Gerald Howarth was brilliant.
Reminded Bottler Brown that he ran away from a certain Majority in 2007 and asked about McDoom’s ‘Vision’ for Britain when the shite patently has non.
Gold star for little Gerry.
Yes. Brown’s bunker wants Brown out, so didn’t interrupt or stop Clegg, or shoot him down.
Gerald Howarth is my MP – guess what his nickname is in Aldershot (due to his diminutive stature)?
Action Man ;o)
But he didn’t say ‘stupid’. He said ‘stupidity’ so managed to get it under the wire.
Tom Conti is at least talking sense.
Thanks to Tory Bear for the production, I presume.
Tom Conti’s arguing for lower taxes and a flat income tax. Fucking A! Even the luvvies think NuLabor is a stinking pile of pigshit.
Yeah, but for us it’s visceral. For the Luvvies, it’s a transient fashion.
That was most amusing. PMQs is totally dead as a mechanism for getting the PM to actually respond, there’s no doubt about that – Gordon doesn’t try, the speaker doesn’t even attempt to get him to, but it was fun anyway.
You know what interests me? Broon looks *just* as angry and disconcerted at a personal dig at him – printers – as he does at a tough political question – why doesn’t he call an election. He sees no difference. Questioning him, is questioning his government – l’etat, c’est Gordon – clear meglomania.
That “why dont’ you call an election” line is a good one, it’s bothering him, he has no response, he can’t chant stats, he just has to walk by it. He doesn’t fucking like that.
Cameron’s line, “but you ARE the problem……..was an unanswerable classic. He spoke for 80% of the country on that one.
Best part of PMQ’s was the ‘bullying in the workplace’ question..Brown was unable to think and made a complete arse of himself.
..and ,Boy did he look pissed off!
Did anyone else notice the extraordinarily glum faces on the Gov’t front bench?
Aye. Cheer up front bench, Gordon hasn’t called for an election yet. You’d think it was tomorrow. We can only dream.
Mind you Jacqui was having a right old knees up and laugh behind Gord’s back. Probably about the latest technique her husband was learning about thanks to Virgin Media. At the taxpayers expense. Double the laughter, but at us not just Boring Brown.
You keep getting it completely wrong about Mrs Timney. Dick was (and maybe still) watching gay porn. What do yo think the subject matter of Raw Meat III is about. Anyway, it bound to be gay. Why? Because (a) Dick Timney supports Labor and (b) he moves in the upper echelons of Labour. How else could Jack Boots, a white English mother, have come to the notice of Gordon.
No, I don’t know if Dick holidays in Cape Cod.
Raw Meat III?
Yes we did, isn’t it fun?
The way he fell back into his seat like a sack of spuds was class – what a spoilt brat.
I can’t believe he basically confirmed the story is true rather than rebutt with a joke – not as if he didn’t know it was a likely upcoming piss take question.
Made my day!! I just hope someone caught the exchange for YouTube!
Cameron should sneak into the house just before PMQ’s and place a cell phone (or two) on the despatch box.
Wind up McMental.
Duck.
Is Phil Woolas still fucking Caroline Flint?
Daft fuck reckons they have no public sector infrastructure in the USA. Poor third world shithole clearly lacks roads, hospitals and schools. Can one of our Gurkhas please slice the bastard?
It will out when the expenses are published
We won’t be allowed to see the uncensored expense claims. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear?
I hope Flint’s keeping a diary. Her serialised memoirs will double the circulation of the Sunday that secures them.
Yes
Can i have a go Caroline?
As I think The Beast has mentioned on here before – Flint is a dead ringer for anal porn star, Belladonna. Nasty… very, very nasty. She most definitely does ‘like it up ‘em’ .
True, have Flint and Belladonna ever been seen in the same room? I rest my case.
Flint’s the only NuLabor trim worthy of a shag, but she’d have to wash her minge out with carbolic first, you wouldn’t want to go sloppy seconds to Phil fucking Woolas would you? Oaten, put your hand down, that was a rhetorical question.
I would like to object in the stongest possible terms to the suggestion that I am having a carnal relationship with another member of the cabinet.
Go on then.
Actually, now you mention it there is a similarity between Belladonna and Caroline Flint.
Belladonna, probably one of the world’s first Mormon hard core sex stars. (Pointless trivia provided free of charge!)
Belladonna is also an honest private sector worker: you pay to watch her get fucked up the arse. NuLabor slags like Flint charge you for the privilege of having them butt rape you. I’d have Belladonna or any porn star in government before any of these hard faced NuStazi bitches.
Labour are going to keep spending and spending as they know that they we not be around to have to pay it back. They are destroying the on purpose so that can then point the finger at the tories when cuts are made.
TYPICAL LABOUR SHAM ECONOMICS. LET THE COUNTRY SUFFER AFTER THEY HAVE F*CKED IT UP.
GB MUST DIE!!!!
Sub ‘will’ instead of ‘we’
Missing words round….
‘destroying the BLANK on’ – economy
fat fingers on a little asus eeepc.
Millions of Labour voters are very unhappy about the way the Tories are taking the mickey out of Gordon Brown.
I will play the (Smallest) violin.
Are these the uneducated ones living on benefits who watch tv all day while others work to support them who are the most threatened by the necessory cuts in public expenditure David Cameron will have to make?
No. They can’t be arsed. If benefits are cut they’ll just nick what they want. It’s the hundreds of thousands of community outreach workers, Equality Managers and all the other non-job sinecure holders in the overbloated public sector who are shitting bricks.
They are not shitting bricks but retraining as Balls’ social workers
I thought his point was more about Prescott taking the piss out of Brown?
It was difficult to know what his point was as, just for a change, he tried to make it a class issue – referring labour voters objecting to fun being made of the working class. That made me wonder if he was referring to Prescott being ridiculed as, whatever else one might call Brown, he is not “working class”. He is the son of a minister and a businesswoman (his own claim when he wanted to cosy up to business).
Millions of voters, Ha Ha Ha!!!
And a few foreign leaders too..
I don’t believe there are millions of Labour voters. Or if there are, there won’t be by the time he finally calls an election if things go on like this.
LET ME SPEAK! I INSIST ON BEING HEARD!!!
This will lift the gloomy mood.
Speaking as a High Profile member of this discredited, bankrupt, lying, and deceitful government, I would like to thank taxpayers for my LOVELY BATH PLUG!
It has a lovely snug fit, and is nice and shiny.
I’ve personalised it wiv an ID card.
It looks clear that he is not going to resign and the leading comrades don’t have the bottle to unseat him.It’s going to be a miserable year until the election and his despatch from public life.
The plus side is that they will be out for at least two terms.
UN Electoral Oversight now!
We must take comfort in the fact that we have a further year of entertainment ahead of us albeit as we watch the country deteriorate around us.
Want an ID card?
See me round the back of me chippy
Got a light?
and £400. Fell off the back of a printer.
it was found under the printer after said object ended up on the other side of the room
So if I’ve got it right, the whole point of the ID card scheme was to stop people like me? But to get round it, all I’ll have to immigrate without papers, get a job in Boots, and then print up as many ID cards as I like on my ‘secure’ Boots biometric photocopier, for all my mates back in the Swat valley, who can be in on the next flight from Islamabad to blow up the Tube again (or even bring in some of our soon-to-be-acquired Pakistani nukes to take out the Westminster Arms)?
You Brits really are a bunch of Hoons if you’ve fallen for a police state bunch of twaddle like that.
i wonder how much his round the clock team of body guards will cost us when the electorate de-select him? Can we afford it? Do we want to afford it?
I hope he’ll take up hill-walking in bonnie Scotland and get mistaken for a stag.
They have already built him a fortress in North Queensferry – it is rumoured to take in the deep magazines from the first world war era gun emplacements. All of North Queensferry, apart from Gordie’s joint, is to be flattened to create a clear field of fire when he comes back to Fife. Most assume it is for incoming fire!
From one bunker to another?
On second thoughts there’s no way Gorn would ever be mistaken for a stag — stags are noble courageous creatures. Maybe a Hibernian (as opposed to Tasmanian) Devil.
Personally I would favour Gruinard as his retirement home
Yes, it’ll make a change from going downhill!
Interesting to hear the PM chirping about 30,000 children getting help with reading, writing and counting. Umh.
I have 3 suggestions for him:
1. Stop reading the Sunday papers.
2. Ban cabinet colleagues from writing articles for the Sunday papers.
3. Send the Treasury and Home Office on a counting skills course.
Even better. Why doesn’t he take up DC’s suggestion and call a general election. Him and his gang of sound-bite apparatchiks are unfit for purpose.
A high proportion of them probably do not have anyone at home who speaks sufficient English to help them learn to read English. This is along the same lines as the boasts of the number of new jobs he has created.
10/10 for the bullying question
Brown’s response will go down in the annals of you tube (hopefully)
Brightened up my Wednesday
Best question of the lot by a country mile.
can you describe it? i didn’t see PMQs
His one eye blinked imperceptibly.
was there a glistening of a tear?
I will describe it in the medium of mime.
He nearly starts to cry
hee hee hee thanks anon. that was very funny
Even the Speakers pissing himslelf with laughter.
Gurning Gorn, “Mister Speaker any complaints will be dealt with in the usual manner”.
Yeah we know.
Sack the whistle blower, stop their pension, expel their children, give them Co-codamol and a penknife…
Absolute classic – made my day
Still makes me laugh
Brilliant ! The bong-eyed-Hunt nearly had a stroke !
Death to the useless koont. Lets hope we can all pi55 on his grave soon
Excellent Question. Next week someone ask whether No 10 Downing Street is exempt from the Health and Safety at Work Act as there appear to be gross violations under the Act taking place.
An automatic sacking offence under most standard disciplinary procedures.
what a pathetic country we live in……the recession is going to be the worst ever.millions out of jobs and homes…..and we cant get rid of the charmless arrogant Brown who far from being a genius wouldnt last a day in business on his own……….all the politicians are busy feathering their own nests and hoons like jacqui wiv an iq ov abaht 38 cannot even spot the irony in their own propaganda.
looking after the country? i wouldnt let any of them clean a toilet………
meanwhile the country is hurtling towards bankruptcy…….
well done new nazis……now go forth!
phil woolas……..how can someone so stupid ever get into parliament?
….because anyone less stupid wouldn’t stand for Labour?
You say that as if this was unusual in some way
Hazel Blears is the hottest thing since Anita Ekberg.
Aye, you could chuck her around like a budgie’s toy
My husband remarked once, Blears has the sort of face one would never get tired of punching.
I wouldn’t go that far enita was gorgeous. However I do find the little red squirrel has a certain something…..would my delicious nuts attract the fluffy ginger munchkin , I can but dream.
Your husband is a very astute man.
You say the sweetest things Big Boy, – but I’m GridLocked Gordo’s now!!
105 Suzie
It looks like a few have tried.
“Hazel Blears is the hottest thing since Anita Ekberg.”
She will be when she is burnt at the stake for her crimes against this country
what a pathetic country we live in……the recession is going to be the worst ever.millions out of jobs and homes…..and we cant get rid of the charmless arrogant Brown who far from being a genius wouldnt last a day in business on his own……….all the politicians are busy feathering their own nests and hoons like jacqui wiv an iq ov abaht 38 cannot even spot the irony in their own propaganda.
looking after the country? i wouldnt let any of them clean a toilet………
meanwhile the country is hurtling towards bankruptcy…….
well done new nazis……now go forth!
What a sad, sick, joke to hear the corrupt Jacqui Smith on Radio 4 saying that we will now all have “the opportunity” to have identity cards – what sickening dissimulation!
Welcome to the Noo(Old)LyingBore lexicon
‘Opportunity’ = ‘do it or we break your arms’
‘Investment’ = ‘wasting yet more money’
‘The People’ = ‘the sad shills we fool into supporting us – by guile, dosh, or hollow promises, – oh, – and all the oppression guff’
I only post Gordon bilge because there is a necklace placed around my neck with a small semtex charge attached, one bad posting from any of us bunker trolls and kaboom! I only get away with doing this post because Brownpants is getting his weekly post PMQs nosh from Balls.
Traa laa!
MB. Are you trying to pass yourself off as a fashion-conscious Luvvie?
MB! Back again? Strill waiting for your incisive comments on the good Baroness….For some reason you seem to be a little shy. We are all here, go for it.
oh bugger. Sorry. Its the fake MB. I like you.
Pretty thick, aren’t you.
Oh fuck off troll, you’re tedious beyond belief. Go cyberstalk someone else.
Why so angry?
Why so thick?
You make me angry cause you are a wanker. I’m thick cause I’m blonde.
Csn you send me your picture? You needn’t bother to ger dressed.
how did you know i was blogging naked?
Ach! – forget zis ‘ID Card’ nonsense – just show me your Papers!!
What will they do if we just refuse to get one? What can they do?
Make life difficult. That’s the plan – introduce them as optional but gradually force people to adopt them.
No benefits. And you will be branded a terrorist.
So.. when do you want to start the revolution?
I don’t get ANY fucking benefits! I just pay towards everyone else’s. so I’m up for a bit of civil disobedience. Anyone else?
Stop your bus pass
Stop you renewing your passport. So you are stuck here until you are forced to get an ID card.
I really don’t understand why they are ploughing ahead with this. The scheme is going to cost a fortune, will not work in the way the IT-ignorant government believes it will and Cameron has said he willl scrap it anyway.
Never mind. Piss another couple of tens of billions up the wall. Who cares.
Just use your Irish passport instead. I reckon there’s an opportunity here for a bit od passport arbitrage on the part of some small EU country like (say) Malta. For less money than an ID card or UK passport Malta could issue passports which would accord you all the privileges of EU membership (travel, benefits, health care, right to work) but without having to give Brown your DNA.
I reckon Malta should open ‘embassies’ all over the UK and hand out passports.
That’d fuck ‘em up. Put the passport and ID people out of business. Wankers.
I can foresee the government insisting on Joe Public having to show their ID card to obtain public services such as NHS etc.. Then they will change the KYC (Know Your Customer) regulations for banks, again insisting that the ID card will be one of the required IDs to be presented upon opening a bank account (else the banks will be open to charges of money laundering).
It will be f*cking hard to live life without! Nothing voluntary about it.
Vee hav vays of making you want one mein liebling
Our only consolation is, this bunch of incompetant twats will never get it to work. Anyone noticed how David Blunkett keeps popping up in the letter page of The Telegraph defending id cards? Funny thing is, he always forgets to mention he is a paid consultant to one of the firms helping to set up the scheme. Lying, devious hoon.
The plan is to launch the ID card in Manchester, the city with only marginally fewer scallies, chancers and lowlifes than Liverpool. The city of Noel, Liam and Frank Gallagher. NuLabor just isn’t even trying to make sense anymore.
ID theft? Why bother when the daft fuckers are giving IDs away for thirty notes? You can get them from your local chemist. Has anyone at the Home Office noticed how many pharmacists are followers of the Religion of Peace? Are they mad? Does Jacqui Smith swallow? Don’t bother to answer, I just don’t care any more.
I will nevoh, evoh carry a fuckin ID card!
that’s two of us then.
3 of us
swallow?
Yes you will.
The majority of the population are either too thick to understand the implications of introducing ID cards or simply don’t have the testicular fortitude to do anything about it.
So they will be introduced on a volutary basis, then gradually they will become a ‘requirement’ in more and more situations until they are in effect compulsory.
surely if enough people refused, then the whole thing, whatever the threats, would be unworkable
Manchester – what a great place to trial the ID system. I’m thinking of running a sweepstake on how long it takes for the first really good forgeries come to light as part of a benefit fraud. I’ll put a couple of pound on, let’s say, 4 weeks.
Three
But Groucho is right – what if you can’t go the doctor’s without one? Or buy petrol? Or get the kids into school?
I know. But if there was enough of us, for example, unable to put our kids in schools, unable to work, unable to access healthcare….they wouldn’t be able to sustain the requirement surely. It would just need enough of us to stand together.
I won’t carry one.
Mass civil disobedience is the only way to kill this if (God forbid), Labour win the next election.
http://www.no2id.net/
My forecast for the next election which is likely to be far more realistic than the projections in Alastair Darling’s budget is that Labour are headed for an electoral car crash. The 2nd one, because it is also expected they may only end up in control of one County Council after the forthcoming June election and possibly not that one if the voting swing is reasonable. It could be their worst local election for thirty years – I sure do hope so.
What’s the problem? Ve start with the ID card,then move to ze microchipping. Ze plan is to give vets £100,000 a year and open later so ve can process undesirables (definition is wide ranging) at ze same time as domestic pets. It is also a sneaky vay of privatising ze NHS. Who cares? Ve treat you like cattle anyway!
Our testing has shown zat ze chip vil interfere mit various signals from medical equipment so you vil be banned from NHS premises,saving a fortune….well only increasing overspends by inflation plus 65% actually.
This move with the ID cards is just to try and get some money in, the real twist is that passports by 2011 will contain all of the same data as the ID cards.
That’s why the concervatives are happy to ban the ID cards and promote the passports.
It’s more like bad cop, good cop with the main parties, they are all following the same program.
And don’t worry about manchester, if they wish to force anything on the mancunians they will have to send in the army again.
167 Bill d’Sarse
It’s not the ‘good forgeries’ making their appearance that people need to worry about, It’s the ‘absolutely fantastic’ forgeries that will move invisibly through the fabric of society.
The ‘Magic ID Card’: people who can assume any identity they want
I’ll never carry one either. Not that it will ever come to that, the Tories will scrap this expensive white elephant in 12 months’ time. Beats me why the government insists on ploughing ahead with it. ID cards are dead already. Simple dogmatic pig-headedness must be the sole reason this ill-considered waste of money has not already been scrapped.
Government by the hard-of-thinking, for the hard-of-thinking. Do they ever get anything right?
Are ID cards in fact a response to an EU directive ?
Joanna Lumley is to meet the Snotgobbler this afternoon. I advise her to wear full NBC protection and carry a kukri.
If he tries to touch you Joanna, slice his fucking hand off and declare martial law. Your people will follow you to the end!
Ms Lumley will have no effect on Brown
Integrity, passion and selfless support for a good cause are all lost on him and pretty ladies are not his thing.
Perhaps she should sport a strap-on to get his attention
Now..if Mandlebum was to see him………..I’m sure Brown would be kind to his ghurkin
Why not slice off something meatier than his hand. UGH! He isn’t fit to lick her boots.
Regaring answering questions.
What are the Conservative Party’s policies?
Answer:
Say nothing, do nothing.
You are saying nothing about Uddin.
Say something now.
Waiting for a Titan prison big enough for politicians.
yes go on. tell us how you feel
She is a shameless fraudster?
King Log
King Log was pretty good, as I recall.
Say nothing, do nothing.
Worked for Blair. That and taking the piss out of John Major.
Hard to see why it won’t work for Cameron. Let Brown continue his self-harming idiocy and pop up every so often to lampoon the imbecile.
The die is cast. Outside of a few trolls on the websites and a few paid imbeciles in the Labour government nobody has a good word to say fro Brown/Labour. Just one month to go before the practise kicking Labour can expect before the real deal whenever they dare cal an election.
You Lib/Dems won’t get in.
I don’t care where the Lib Dems come. As long as Labour doesn’t win. I don’t care if the Monster Raving Loony Party form a government. They couldn’t possibly be a bigger fuck up than this government.
They can’t do anything and there is no election in the offing so whatever plans they might have are largely irrelevant , this is why they are called the Opposition, rather than, for example, the Advisory Service.
It is PMQ. If you want the Tories to answer questions at PMQ they get your Party to call an election. Moron.
What’s the point in the Tories announcing their policies until the right time – history has proven that whenever they do, Labour claim anything they think chimes with the public as their own – not rocket science that they’ve learned their lesson on that front is it? Well, that is it’s a pretty simple concept to all but the few deluded simpletons who still try to claim that the govt is doing a good job and that none of the current problems are anything to do with their three terms in power. Is it really that hard to admit that you fucked up royally by voting for them three times?
Dear Mr Baiter
PMQs is supposed to be where the Prime Minister answers questions about HIS policies and actions, not the other way round.Now go and crawl back to Balls’ bottom
The dickhead has been sleeping for the past 12 years and thinks John Major is still in charge.
As compared to spend, spend, spend and debt, debt, debt?
Odure..Odure…Questions to the Prime Mentalist.
Prime Mentalist: See?? Says nothing about answers !!!!
Why do they insist on carrying on with this farce?
Master Baiter
I know you are just a sick wind up merchant, but your lies are getting on my tits. Here are some of the policies of the so called ‘do nothing’ party:
The abolition of inheritance tax for all but millionaires.
Tax relief for savers.
A two year freeze in the council tax and a long-term power for local communities to veto large rises in their council tax.
New powers for headteachers to exclude disruptive schoolchildren.
An end to mixed NHS wards.
Scrapping ID cards and the wider promises to dismantle Labour’s surveillance state.
A reduction in the number of MPs.
A promise to give all voters a referendum on any future transfer of power to the European Union.
Powers for English MPs to take charge of scrutinising legislation that only affects English constituencies.
An annual cap on the number of people that can enter Britain from outside of the European Union.
There are plenty more tory policies if you bothered to look. Instead you just spout the old mantra that means absolutely nothing. The biggest joke is that the public don’t believe a word coming from any labour mp now as we all know about the spin and lies. The games up!
Margy – well said – and there will be a whole host more when/if the Mental One calls an election. He will try and circumvent the democratic process – he does not believe in democracy.
I just read a ‘stop press’ article in the Evening Standard that Mandelson was blaming the tories for the pessimism of the country.
20 minutes later and the article has now been removed – well I can’t find it anyway. Is this Mandelson trying to spin and then the editor realising it is too ridiculous to print?? Everyone knows that it is Brown and nulabour that are causing the pessimism. They really don’t know when to stop spinning do they?
Why, so you lot can nick their ideas again?
That’s because they don’t have to – your mob are doing all the damage to themselves just by breathing!
BBC Radio 5 what a joke. Simon Mayo reading out plenty of emails from ‘David Cameron supporters’ (of course they are Simon, not really being made up in the studio are THEY?) saying that he’s wrong to go after the one eyed snot eater.
The BBC are in full defence of McSnot. Can’t wait for Toenails Robinson to give his view tonight.
They are really doing a good job of persuading David Cameron to cancel the licence fee when he wins the next election, there is enough evidence to show that they are no better than Chinese State TV.
The BBC don’t make things like e-mails up – they simply select the ones they want to make their case.
They might get a thousand crowing with delight at the evisceration of McMental and a mere twenty condemning Cameron as a bully, yet they could choose five from both sides ‘in the interests of balance’ or simply read out one attacking Cyclops, on the grounds that the others say ‘nothing new’ and read out five in support of McDoom provided that they are sufficiently different.
It’s a BBC show and the BBC are in charge and the concepts of balance and impartiality mean whatever the BBC wishes.
Many and varied are their ways…
Quite so; Bimbleby used to claim that the Question Time audience was scientifically selected to be representative of the population. Always struck me as unlikely.
Bloody right. The population isn’t that dark for a start.
The Government has quietly pointed out to the BBC that as they are getting Government money; they WILL do as they are told.
Message to BBC.
There is no Government money there is only people’s money. The people are your audience not the Government.
You are throwing away your reputation and your future.
It’s not Government money, it’s TAXPAYERS’ MONEY
Good point. When was the last time you saw a QT audience actually made up of anything other than public sector losers, teachers, politics students and barking mad muzzies?
That’s why proper people dont watch it
I agree with Mr Fuck
AYO GORKHALI!
Lets hope one of the gallant chaps whips out his Kukhri and beheads that scumbag McMental , they have done a lot for us over the years but this would be their greatest service.
I heard from a No 10 staffer that Cyclops threw a mobile inside the official Jaguar and hurt his chauffeur. If this had happened with, say, B Obama, it would most likely have been all over the front pages, followed by legal action. How long can someone so mentally and emotionally fucked up manage to cling on? Won’t one of the braindead “cabinet” realise, finally, eventuallee, at long last, that surgical removal can only help to debollock the looming electoral massacre?
who does he think he is? naomi campbell? only she ended uip with community service didn’t she? well brown could just do the community a service by fucking off.
Careful Naiomi is now best mates with Sarah Brown along with Britney and other so called celebs……SAD
The Evil Eye – The Son of Cyclops – has in the fortnight completely smashed up his office in a fit of drunken rage, has stomped out of media interviews, and in every way come to suggest a man who has at best lost control of himself, and at worst is revealing the narcissistic psychopathy which has driven him on far beyond his level of competence and ability.
If I’d been the driver when he did that I’d have crashed the car into a lamp post and lived off the compo for the rest of my days.
I hope they only have plastic scissors with rounded points in the office at Number Ten, this is a health and safety issue. B.Liar was the first PM to be interviewed by the police, maybe McLoon will be the first one to be interviewed by the Health and Safety Executive.
You are joking? If the ‘chosen one’ in America did that no one other than Fox News would report it. NBC would blame the driver for being a member of the clan or blame it on George Bush.
The media well know that McMental throws things around. Sooner or later the Scottish one eyed twat will injure someone seriously.
IF this is true, PLEASE PLEASE resign, then take him to employment tribunal for constructive dismissal and workplace bullying.
The police would I’m sure also be interested in distraction of a driver (surely from their own special branch) and assault (what would happen to me if my Nokia was thrown at a copper?)
McTwat meeting Lumley this afternoon: “Is that a kukri in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?”
SWISH……….
Election!
The ‘SWISH’ coming just after the lovely lady says . .
‘Here . . let me adjust that grin for you’
Go To:
http://www.drudgereport.com/
DRUDGE REPORT:
LABOUR’S REPUTATION MAKING US LOOK LIKE COMMUNISTS ABROAD
Bet the Times is delighted with that link – I find Drudge impossible to navigate – it’s like he’s being deliberately bloody-minded about layout.
Still 26m views in the last 24hrs can’t be wrong…
Hello
I would just like to declare my love of young boys
Thank you
You fucking pervert!
Now young girls are a different matter
I perfer older gentlemen.
Gordon, you prefer fucking the country
See Clegg call Brown stupid on today’s PMQ’s and Crabb Noika Brown. The Daily Politics
The fleeting look of savagery on Brown’s face as he sat down was a joy to behold. Credit to the metal basher for once, not concealing his amusement.
Another good PMQ’s for Clegg – you can tell he’s as exasperated as the rest of us!!
PMQs would be funny until you realise everyone of those bastards in the chamber are robbing us blind.
Certainly the ones on the government benches are
Headline ” Identity Cards to be trialed in Manchester” 9.00 am by JS.
Notice in the Taleb Pharmacy window in Cheetham Hill @ 9.01am:-
“Get your ID cards here. We can provide fingerprints, photographs ( any Nationality) and whatever convoluted name you fancy for just £20.00.
We specialise in fully veilled or massively hairsuit ( or any combination ) applicants. Discount for mulitple applications
Fair point
‘hairsuit’? – you mean like a gorilla? There’s a thought…
OT. In the expenses debate last week, several MPs were quite agitated about the status of their support staff if centrally funded. Figures of around 3000 were being mentioned.
There are about 650 members of parliament. Does this mean that when we elect a politician, another 4 people get invited to share the trough without any public say?
yep. thats what derek draper did when he was kicked out on Manchester Union. off to work with nick brown. he’d clearly proved his credentials as a tosspot by then you see, so was snapped up immediately at the tax payers expense
errrr … well yes. Researchers and stuff. Almost all MPs have about £100k’s worth (loose use of word) of them. Quite often they’re graduates on lowish salaries. Sometimes its the MPs wife or student offspring.
Presumably a part time secretary would be a reasonable cost?
yes but why should they be party political at all? why shouldn’t they be like civil servants?
Because most civil servants are left wing troughers.
If I was a Tory MP I would NOT want a civil servant employed as my researcher. Too much chance of the researcher being a Labour plant. That’s why most researchers are party members, often from the constituency party of the MP
Thanks for that.
I can understand the reason they would be a political or family appointment (singular). A Conservative MP would have grave reservations about a card carrying Labour party member as an assistant replying to the mail, and vice versa.
One assistant per MP centrally funded, but additional staff should be funded by the MP or party. Another niggle to go into the expenses pot.
Apart from cost what is the downside to id cards ?
I am not a fucking number, twatty
I think you will find that you are.
Doh!
Because of the cost, I’m sort of focussing on whether there is an upside. But largely, I don’t trust the fucking government to have my details on a central database which they’ll probably leave on a train somewhere, and I don’t see why anyone should be entitled to force me to provide my details unless I’m suspected of a crime, in which case I accept that the infringement of my liberty is fair enough. Basically i think that government should butt out of our lives in every respect possible, not butt in, and this is another example of them finding a way to follow my every move. I don’t see that they are entitled to have any more information about me than the bare minimum provided I remain law abiding.
They will create an upside, as has been mentioned before it will be made impossible to access any public service without one.
Why so tedious?
Why so thick?
that’s not the reason they’re doing it though, as you well know, and its going to be open to fraud on a grand scale, so it won’t actually achieve it anyway
Old Bat is Master Baiter. he thinks its a hilarious pun on NewGirl. So he will keep posting it till you all laugh with him. Please put him out of his misery chaps.
They beleive the system will be foolproof.
yes but they are fools
NewGirl is an old bat.
keep explaining it and they may think you are funny MB. Probably not though. They like me young and firm here. Only trolls like you want your women a la Hazel, Margaret and Jacqui.
How’s it goin’ Newgirl?
Hi Eddie! As you see I’m like an old hand now. Even trolls targeting me. I think I’ve arrived!
Is it coz you’z blonde an’ considered da weak link?
i think that may be it. but they’re are only right about the blonde bit.
Yup, only takes a few days for the newbies to get targeted by the trolls
Another liberty gone. What was fought for and is rapidly diminishing. Heil Brown!
Arthur…..see 159 above and address the question
Fair point
again
What about identity cards being used to restrict access and travel.?
Swipe points at Railway stations?
Swipe points at airports?
Swipe points at GPs and Hospitals?
Swipe points at Polling Stations?
You would never be able to buy a new tv
Would fuck everybody up no end – apart from terrorists of course
Why bother have everyone fighting WW2 or the cold war then if you wanted ID cards you lefty twat.
The one plus side about ID cards will be vigilantes and organised criminals can find their targets easier and a right wing government and the rest of us can keep tabs on all you lefties and intimidate and harrass you’s for a change see how you’s like it.
Cost is bad enough. Civil liberties. dodgy policing.
I’ve only ever met non-white people who’ve had their identity cards checked in france. I happen to have been stopped in routine checks on the road, and got away with not having my papers. (Its not something that comes naturally to me to carry all that sort of stuff).
I’m forgetful but polite to police, even when they’re behaving quite badly.
Forgetful and lippy/pissed and you could well find yourself in the cells, or with a fine.
and there’s also the fac t I never look my best in those crappy little photos. so I’m objecting on principle too.
I DO NOT NEED A PEICE OF PLASTIC TO PROVE I AM A ‘CITIZEN’ OF THIS COUNTRY!
I will never have an ID card, regardless of what our intrusive government say. If people don’t care about freedoms, I wish they’d fuck off to North Korea instead of dragging those of us who are sensible enough not to trust our shitty government to pry into every minute detail of our lives down with them.
What is the best thing an Englishman can say to his government? FUCK OFF
To quote the great Frankie Boyle:
“The new ID cards, they wont stop your identity being stolen. It just means that when you do, your fucked. Oh i’ve left my wallet at the hotel, im going to need new eyeballs and a finger transplant.”
http://www.no2id.net
We would like to thank Taxpayers for
their general stupidity
our freebies
Godron’s fine example – as realised by his bent and bonkers bankers
Get stuffed
Ya boo voters – I’m in the money, I’m in the money …
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8034828.stm
Oh bugger!
he has a flat in Westminster he never uses because his home is only 17 miles from Parliament. At least he doesn’t have to pay for this flat.
After 1 July 2009 though he will have to pay for it himself. At which point he will sell the flat and pocket the profit, guaranteed.
There won’t be a peep from Guido about it.
Nor should there be. His flat in central London is a good bargain and as transport in the capital is totally crap – it takes hours to get anywhere and is unreliable – then I can quite understand why he needs is. More to the point go and talk to Blunkett and find out how he funds his existence.
Hello (Tower Hamlets Housing),
I was wondering if you could tell me how it is possible for Baroness
Uddin to be renting a housing association property, whilst she owns a
property in Maidstone, Kent.
Thank you
—————————————————————————
Dear xxx,
I refer to your e mail.
I note you mention a ‘housing association’ property………if this is
the case it would be the housing association that would need to
investigate.
If it is a council property then we could investigate same.
Could you please confirm the address.
Regards,
xxx
——————————————–
Just goes to show that Tower Hamlets are too busy printing my recycling bags in Urdu to give a shit about this, or they could have just looked her up in the electoral register.
Still, they are not reknowned for their integrity and probity….
There’s more than one Uddin on the board of the Housing Assoc, probably helps a bit ?
Woops, forgot the link.
52,586
That wouldn’t be enough for a deposit on a house
You could always try RBS….
House prices are going down rapidly. Thanks to Labour… so it might.
52,658
They are all the same numbers, you have just jumbled the up
Not yet. You will see them change rapidly. Upwards.
52,673
52848
53006, is it me or is it slowing down over the last few days? No. 10 computer having a hiccup again…
Fuck
Id pay a fortune to see that mincing Hoon in a room with Dignified Gurkhas and the wonderful Ms Lumley.
It would be like like looking at several magnificent diamonds next to a pile of pig shit.
I hope he pisses himself (again)
I have my doubts about Cameron but he is clearly head and shoulders above McMental in every way , he doesnt get “frit” he handled the death of his little boy with dignity , fuck me that must have been hard, and every week he demolishes MMMM McMental. He is a leader not a bully.
I havent voted in years, I will be voting for The Conservatives lead by Cameron.
I will never vote again…. unless my new id card forces me to
Have you had a lobotomy?
what about the baroness MB? we are waiting…
Stop frothing and wipe your mouth you thick lickspittle.
I’m not so sure about the PM – maybe he’s had one or perhaps his stupidity in congenital
Is a lobotomy the new Labour status symbol? The more brain tissue destroyed, the higher you rise in the party?
My god. I think I have discovered the how Labour politicians are created.
1. Take a Labour supporting student.
2. Train through non-jobs in local government, union or Labour party.
3. Determine level that they should rise to in the party.
4. Destroy quantity of brain tissue containing any last traces of honor or trust equal to the level they should attain.
5. Parachute into safe labour seat.
This theory would explain all the levels of Labour ineptness, from troll to PM.
Comments welcome.
Me too.
You left something off the list, being a common purpose “graduate”.
“Common Purpose programmes help people to lead beyond their authority and produce change beyond their direct circle of control.
Common Purpose was founded in 1989 and now runs over 85 different programmes in over 50 locations across the world. Over 120,000 leaders have been involved in our programmes.
All Common Purpose programmes share the same aim – to give leaders of today and tomorrow the information, inspiration and networks they need to become better leaders and to improve the way society works. ”
So how come you are a charity? How much public funding goes to these hoons?
Just turned over to Parliament tv,and see the usual sea of green with probably about 20 mp’s rattling on,question why do they call it a live Parliament.
Are you really that thick?
Do you think that every member of Parliament needs to watch every debate?
Do you know what Parliament is?
Do you know what legislation is?
They’re not attending a football match, did you know that?
There is no need to answer because your opinion is worthless.
& you, sir, are a tosser!
Now fuck off!!!
How about NO?
what about the baroness MB? I’m sure just an onersight, but you haven’t replied. We all want your take, on the baroness on the take
Thank you for answering my question ,I see my opinion is worthless and I will remember when it’s time to vote and when the Liebour activists come around to my house to ask me would I like to vote for them,I can say MB says my opinion is worthless so my vote is the same and he should know as he’s a Liebour supporter,tra la or ding aling.
The votes of thick people are the preserve of the Conservatives, that’s for sure.
Where did I say I would vote for the NewCons,plonker.
ignore him lololol. he might go away.
Is legislation what they create in Brussels and impose on the UK? No need for MPs for that task then. No debate needed and they might as well be watching football.
Spoiled little twat. I’ll bet you’re a proper little Tarquin, or even more likely, a Billy no-mates too scared to play with the rough boys and girls as a kid. If you were fortunate enough to be working class, you might have retained some manners. Ever felt fear, hunger, desperation (sexual don’t count) or the sudden whoosh of homelessness knocking your dainty little feet out from under you? Don’t worry. You will.
You really are a nasty little prick, aren’t you. Conceited and arrogant are two more genteel words though.
anonychoad
Thanks for your comment which is valuable.
It is true that unearned privilege can lead to a warped view of the world, witness Carry on Cameron and Frogspawn.
The difficulties you mention give those who experience them a better understanding of those who are less well off. However what you will witness if you visit this site a few more times is the stigmatising of anyone on lower incomes with an assumption that the condition is deserved and self imposed.
Anyone (except the blue bloods like Carry on Cameron) can find themselves suddenly unexpectedly and desparately needing help. Unlike countries like the US, generally that help is available still in the UK.
Experience of real manual labour for a year or more also is enlightening.
As for personal experiences well……
Anyhow, enjoy your visit and keep your mind open.
I’ve experienced a lot more than a year of real manual labour.
I’ve also experienced life trying to find work while waiting for my dole money to finally be approved. Of councils using dirty tricks to get out of paying council tax benefit and housing benefit. Of basically being told I’ll never get another job because I have too much experience and qualifications for 99% of the jobs available.
Great fucking country Labour’s created. Previous time I was unemployed was under the Tories, and believe me I was treated with a lot more respect and had higher self esteem under them than under this bunch. Seems today the moment you walk into a Job Centre the immediate attitude is “oh, you worked in an office? Well you’re fucked, as we’ll take as long as possible to process your claim so you’re made homeless and therefore unable to vote Tory” or “lost your job on the minimum wage? Well here’s all the forms, you’ll clearly be in need of emergency cash so use the phone over there and we’ll make sure you have enough money to pay for your VIP Sky package. By the way, do you have any illness or disability that may prevent you from finding work within the next 6 months? Well, I’m sure this must be stressful for you so fill out these disability living allowance claims while you’re at it and keep voting Labour”
We’re all in the tea rooms and bars – matey(those who are too thick to get other jobs outside of course). As soon as the Division Bell sounds the majority of us backbenchers troop through the lobby- it doesn’t really matter what we’re voting on and whether we’ve actually listened to the debate.I mean for Gods Sake what do you think I entered Parliament for – certainly not to listen to boring old farts droning on when there’s better things to do on a sunny afternoon. I mean I have my day jobs to do and the odd directorship of course plus the odd quango and then membership of the odd committee. I haven’t got time to listen to debates – that’s the worst thing about being a MP – bloody Parliament !
Don’t forget I have to be in on time, but that’s because I am very important.
Just catching up and came across this from a previous post from absolutely furious (hat tip)
http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2009/05/stunning-hyprocrisy-and-i-mean-stunning.html
Something has to be done about this and right away this is just absolutely appalling and blatent theft and fraud.
Particularly also given the names in the housing association board
Have the Police questioned her yet? – Day 6 of scandal. Oh wait I forgot they haven’t been instructed to act by the Home Secretary. Oh well another £180,000 swept under the carpet.
I’ve got another idea for Baroness Troffin, here.
Affordable housing in Westminster – even nearer the office, and even more profit on unreceipted travel expenses. Get your nose in that trough, girl!
Just heard that Frank Field has said in parliament that the UK could soon be screwed & may not be in the position to pay the public sector wages bill soon.
Nothing new here, accepted! However, he’s also suggested that PUBLIC SECTOR PENSIONS may have to be closed to new starters.
I only caught the back end of this…could someone pls shed some morte light???
Frank Field although a Labour MP has had a chemical lobotomy and is a self regarding twerp (definition: a person regarded as insignificant and contemptible).
If the Conservaives get their greedy hands on the tiller they will privatise the public sector pensions. Their mates in the private sector will then swallow a large part of the money in commissions and the rest by investing in hocus pocus ‘alternative investments’. When it’s all gone the State will step in to clear up the mess, guaranteed.
For once, you may be right.
I thought that it was a pre-requisite to be lobotomised before becoming a Liebore MP????
Didn’t your mate piss the private pensions up against the wall,you know the ones that didn’t cost the taxpayer anything.
Frank Field is a good, honest and smart guy. If he says UK bust, we should be worried.
lololol
No
Any views on Uddin?
Sounds just like the miners compensation fund the majority of which was stolen by bent NUM officials and bent ambulance chasing lawyers, they said ‘fuck the miners’ lets grab their cash to fund our lavish lifestyles!
Vote newlabour for a pig trough full of dirty money stolen from ordinary people, vermin in ermin like Uddin filling her pockets like a common thief and living in a subsidised HA place thereby stealing a place that could have gone to a low income family.
Common theft and blatant dishonesty is a newlabour speciality.
Frabk Field is about the only one left in Parliament with any integrity.
“When it’s all gone the State will step in to clear up the mess, guaranteed.”
..and whose the State, you rabid fucking jerk?
FFS..where do Labour get these prime fucking dumbasses…..kindergarten?
I never liked that Frank Field fellow he’s too honest to be a member of my party.
Frank Field will be one of the few Liebour MP’s left after the May 2010 culling.
Funny that the BBC Radio5 couldn’t seem to find anyone in Manchester that opposes ID cards. and ID cards will prevent terrorism? Really? What they would have stopped 7/7, the failed attacks later on, the failed car bomb in London and the attack in Glasgow? All done by ‘British Muslims’
Since half of Bradford appears to be fighting for the Taliban and comes and goes at will, I’m not sure what some piece of plastic with a mug shot is supposed to do?
I can just imagine some thick fat inbred plod stop checking little old ladies and harassing them for their ID card whilst 19 year old ‘Abduls’ and ‘Mohammeds’ come and go at will for fear of being ‘racially profiled’
Don’t forget Abulettes and Mohammedettes are exempt. Well, unless theres some kind of sense in turning out a pile of them all looking like photos of Darth Vader.
More to the point, would they have prevented the Arndale Centre in Manchester being bombed by the IRA? No of course not, as anyone can point out ID Cards will not prevent terrorism, it’ll only make it easier to identify the bodies afterwards.
And DNA match them to any VIP awaiting organ transplants…
There are some things prospering under this Government.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8035442.stm
Brown has just agreed to meet the next Prime Minister……………………Joanna Lumley
Is her middle name Polly Filla?
So, MB, what about the Baroness Uddin?
the baroness, MB?
Yes Fraud – a really successful business being run by champagne socialists who have a great deal in common with those creepy rats in your picture.
Surely even the most diehard Conservative supporters must see that to win a General Election you need to do more than verbally run down Labour’s leader.
The people will ask what you will do.
The people will want to know who will hold the Ministerial Offices.
The people will want more than a name caller to be running for Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister has sounded a caution to the Conservative Leadership; if you don’t start talking policy it may well be too late; the election need not be held back to the last minute.
Where were you in the tweintieth century? Oppositions don’t win elections – Governments lose them and this one is doing just fine
Don’t help them!
and your thoughts on Uddin would be welcome MB
25 years inside.
too late, Tarquin… some of them can think independently, you know.
Garbage. NuLab came to power on the back of a campaign about ‘Tory Sleaze’. And it will be ejected on the basis of its Sleaze and, much worse, Sheer Incompetence.
The bookies don’t agree with you
Which bookies?
” . . . the election need not be held back to the last minute.”
Good ‘cos you are going to lose it big time. However, calling a GE now would take bottle. Far better to drag it out, punishing the country and inflicting leftist lunacy on it for another 12 months, in the slim hope that New Labour’s, but more particularly, Brown’s “fortunes” might be turned around. LOL
Brown and New Labour are hated in England. It’s only in the deranged, deluded minds of Labour supporters and useful idiots that the one-eyed Scotch idiot stands a chance.
I have my ‘Bon Voyage’ cards ready. One for every cabinet minister with “Good Riddance” inside. Sending them to Brown, Balls, Straw and Smith is going to be . . .
f***ing delicious
“Surely even the most diehard Conservative supporters must see that to win a General Election you need to do more than verbally run down Labour’s leader.”
Possibly. But it sure is fun though.
MasterBaiter is Tom Watson and i claim my 5quid.
PMQ’s Clegg v Brown and Crabb on Nokias and Laser printers, very amusing it is too: Video
Clegg’s a bit of a twat, but at least he puts the boot in. Genuine anger, I think.
Which bit of a twat is he?
bet brown was fighting the impulse to chuck something heavy across the despatch box…he’s almost having to hold his own arm down
don’t shop when you are hungry
don’t speak when you are foaming at the mouth
The mace probably was the object of his desire.
Who’s the round and plain Jane on Cameron’s left in PMQs?
sexist hoon MB. what about Uddin? You like talking about women, after all.
He can’t tell you NewGirl it’s against his employers rules to speak about the Liebour staff
I bet you wear tonnes of Polly Filla too.
It’s an inbuilt trait, they all suffer from and can manifest it’s self in many ways, some go blind or sprout hairs on the palm of their hands. Others simply cannot answer questions, here we have a rare case of one suffering from all three.
Just love this name!
To the left of Cameron, a long way to the left of Cameron, why that would be one Gordon Brown.
MB please support ‘save the Uddin’ fund. Imminent loss of housing allowance may mean this Labour peer will be forced to pay for things herself.
This has not happened for a long time, and the imposition of (gulp) costs is understood in Labour circles to be a ‘cruel and unusual punishment’ and should be banned.
As you know once Labour supported torture and war crimes have been eased from the sight of the court in the Hague, expenses (Labour politicians applied to) will be added to the list of international crimes.
Does the D stand for dull? I bet it does.
No
More to the point, Who, and What, are You?
I reckon you’re a right Tarquin, really. All you Labour types are, these days.
Its looking bad for Uddin now – I do believe she is going to prison as things stand – no excuse not to prosecute.
How many more Zanulabour vermin in ermin troughers will be doing porridge this time next year I wonder?
If our democracy & our legal system is to restore the faith of the public in them these people must be held to account for their crimes.
Uddini will get away with it unfortunatly, it’s within the rules you see, bit like the old mantra was only obeying orders.
Vermin in ermin, a good ring to that.
I don’t think anything of the sort will happen to Uddin, very hard even to get past the first line of defence, Mr Black Rod who will hear no ill whatsoever against his flock.
Troughtastic!
I thoroughly agree.
I so look forward to the return of natural order, no meaningless pseudo jobs or degrees. If your place in life is to ask “Would you like fries with that ?” so be it.
Some of the current ZaNuLab lot, after closing the skills gap, I truly believe will be capable of performing many wonderous tasks such as road sweeping, rubbish collecting and even at a stretch become plumbers.
CH might even become a Librarian, with some free time to pull himself off over old election manifestos (in a dark corner of course and supplying his own tissues).
Oh the happy days to come.
I agree, but with an internal inquiry, and rules so wide you could get a tanker through, sideways, towing a trailer; the chances of anything meaningfull are remote.
Sad people. Lord Ahmed got 12 weeks for killing someone while texting in the fast lane of the M1 and was out in 6 weeks. I am expecting further advancement as a result of the current fuss about nothing.
Bollocks – he walked in less than six weeks. He served 16 days, having been sentenced to twelve weeks.
Lumley says PM promised to do all he could. That’s nothing then…
“I trust the Prime Minister!” said Joanna” I rely on him ! He has assured me that he will take the matter into his own hands!”
I hope I’m wrong although Chris Huhne & Ian Duncan-Smith interviewed on BBC afterward felt that perhaps the “assurance” wasn’t actually what Joann thought it was and I think that Ms Lumley will find that she’s duped and been used a Labour PR exercise and that the Gurkhas will not benefit as much as she hopes.
However it’s a brave politician who gives Joanna Lumley his word and then reneges on it !
Don’t believe a word. The only one who’ll take matters into his own hands is Jackie Smith’s husband.
Yes, by expressing confidence in his ability and desire to help she has made it difficult for him not to deliver.
Having taken the matter into his own hands and offered to do all he can any shortfall in delivery will be his responsibility. After all there is no impediment to his delivering on this, Parliament has voted for it and public opinion and the press support it.
Brown seems to be able to spot a lost cause a mile off. Come to think of it so can his wife.
Don’t forget that Ms Lumley has her own private army. It would be Night of the Short Knives for anyone foolish enough to cross her.
Listening to PM on R4 just now – sounds like the govt. are tying to weasel out of any commitments made to Lumley this afternoon.
They were implying Lumley may have been trying to bounce Brown into positive action.
it looks like the son of the manse is living up to his usual ethical standards in looking for a saviour for LDV
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/49919cc2-3a2e-11de-8a2d-00144feabdc0.html
Just watched Joanna Lumley live on Sky News immediately after her visit to Broon`s bunker. She looked and sounded scared out of her wits and was flanked by scowling, heavy-set thugs.
I think she has been got at by Gordon`s goons.
Strange, indeed.
just seen her on BBC and Channel 4, maybe she’s been photocopied?
He showed her his anal beads trick. Now you see them….Now you don’t. How’s that for stealth…..
He probably told her that, like him, she’ll never work again.
“I trust the Prime Minister!” – she must be the only one left in the country to do so then !
But then again I suppose she has exhausted all other avenues – what else more can you do in your campaign to shame the government into action if they have no sense of shame on anything in the first place? She would do well however to belive nothing until there is legislation – Brown is notorious for promising things but when you read the small print it all turns to dust !
She’s just being nice. “I trust the Prime Minister” is a code phrase meaning “Fearless little men from the Himalayas are going to make sushi out of his testes if he doesn’t pull the finger out and do the right thing”.
IAIN DALE: DRAPER TO LEAVE LABUOURLIST
Is he still there??
322 just going to post it, git
Tool, if you had posted at the top would have saved me posting it too at 332.
Sorry mate. Nobody seems that bothered anymore anyway. Looks like Dolly is yesterday’s news.
Guess you’re right on that one – he always was small fry.
not bothered: well yes. Even I’m not very interested, and I’ve known about him for almost 25 years.
But there are still a few questions remaining about quite how he got on TV/radio quite so much – and whether that was down to favours from MacBride. That wouldn’t be surprising if he’d just been a half-arsed mouthpiece doing things like Channel4 news – but he was also promoting his book.
did you know him at Manchester Tin Cuncliffe?
378. no. Get your calculator out!
school then? How old is he? Looks about 50, but you can never tell with the unwashed
well … almost “school”.
Hes the same age as Guido !
I have mentioned before that he wanted to be prime minister after Neil kinnock.
yes well he’s probably going the right way about it, I’d say.
he leaves his mouth hanging open during PMQs so he can catch flies.
Also he has a drug addled brain, which leads him to want to catch flies with his mouth.
The mouth’s open to catch the bogies.
who is Joanna Lumley?
Someone who has just put Brown in a very difficult political situation. She may be an actress(worth remembering that by the way – she knows eaxctly how to work an audience)but she’s also an extremely clever as well as attractive lady. She knows that by publicly saying “I trust the Prime Minister etc” that if Brown subsequently reneges on his assurance and does not ensure the Gurkhas are allowed to enter the country if they wish then Brown will be shown to be exactly what his critics say he is duplicitous;mendacious and petty minded and be in twice the fix he now is on the matter. Clever Joanna ! Not as naive as some here think !
Absolutely agree – she painted him very neatly and completely into a corner leaving him no room to wriggle or escape. Masterly piece of work.
If he falls at all short of her assessment today the media have it all on record to show again and again.
wish she hadn’t said she thought he was a man of integrity though. i think that was pushing it too far.
I gave her one once in a dream.
In one of my dreams I was eaten by a donkey.
Sort that one out, Freud, you bearded hoon.
“In one of my dreams I was eaten by a donkey.
Sort that one out, Freud, you bearded hoon.”
Did you wake up to find you were shagging a rocking horse and wearing nappies?
You and 1 million others mate particularly when she was in the “New Avengers” – and probably many still would – she’s still in good shape for an O.A.P.
Her charms were probably lost on McTwat though – John Steed probably more to his fancy ?
Toady has been a very good day.
The main problem with Brown having access to your DNA is that you cannot trust him with it
1) Brown will make himself a David Beckham and keep him in the wardrobe to play with it
2) He will make a Boys from Brazil style Gordon Brown cabinet, with hundreds of Gordon Brown clones to run the public sector
3) He will create genetic blockers to prevent anybody who disagrees with him from reproducing
All we are going to do is sell your DNA to the Insurance Industry…what’s wrong with that?
labour are doing stuff only the Nazis could dream about
1) Storage of the racial and medical profile of each citizen
2) Track the movement of each citizen with cameras
3) Archiving of each written communication
4) Archiving of each telephone conversation
5) Uncontrolled printing of money for their pet projects
6) Introduction of ‘postal voting” without any adequate checks
7) Party officials allowed to “charge” the state for housing, food, household furnishings and pornography
8) Engage in wars based only on state generated propaganda
9) Have a unelected Fuhrer
i could go on………….
Top ten hoonerish UK
1. Gordon Uberfuherhoon.
2. Harriet Hoonman
3. Sharon Shoonsmith and Haringey Council.
4. Hooner-Fuck.
5. Baghdad Broadcasting Corporation.
6. The No 10 Hoon-Hub: McBride, Maguire, Whelan, Watson.
7. Polly Hoon.
8. Baroness Hoondini.
9. Fred Hoonwin.
10. The al-Guardian.
Ms Filla
Never mind , just keep buying Doritos and Microsoft products
Sorry mate. Nobody seems that bothered anymore anyway. Looks like Dolly is yesterday’s news.
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!
“Oh, Mr Brown, whatever shall you do?”
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/05/oh-mr-brown-whatever-will-you-do.html
What’s the likelihood that Brighton will be relegated next year??? Especially after the Prime Mentalist wishes them good luck!
O/T Apologies if anyone has posted this already
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/05/exclusive-draper-leaves-labourlist.html
Who’s Derek Draper ?
Completely and utterly off topic but it seems now that you are unabel to have cash on the person on the old bill will decide you are dodgy. unf***ing believable. What sort of country do we live in?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8033442.stm
We never carry cash on the person.
No, I guess you make regular trips to stesh the cesh in Bangladesh and waft your way past those awfully nice and sympathetic ( To you ) UK Border Agency types.
Uddini – bringing you third world standards of corruption courtesy of Tony Blair.
A country where Fagin Brown sends out his boys (in blue) to steal your money.
Offshore accounts are next…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1177563/Withdrawing-cash-feeling-nervous-Police-offer-escort-bank-customers-home-safely.html
But THEY will escort you home from the ATM if you’re making a large withdrawal BUT keep the receipt for the future evidence obviously
Well I’ve got no worries – they can search away at Chez Balls
No job, no income from my savings, can’t afford an ID card
What a monumental cock-up Labour have made of things – AGAIN.
Det. Con. Phil McCavity said:
“The public can really help us by passing on any information about people who may be making a living off ill-gotten gains.”
Look no further than the fragrent Jacqui then!
Channel 4 puts the boot into McGobbler!
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1184614595?bctid=21696905001
The fucker’s grinning like a cheshire again. JUST STOP IT!!!!! It’s very annoying.
Good interview though.
Gary Gibbon did a good job – an honest journalist. Nick “toenails” Robinson watch and learn
You are dead right, nice little find.
Hillarous – he is really fucked on the second home allowance, refusing several times to give a straight answer to the question, and telling his interviewer “You’ve got this wrong”.
Wanking hoon, just resign http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
The Gurkhas story kind of has a weird resonance with the film Apocalypse Now.
In the movie, the insane Kurtz is killed by a machete, juxtaposed symbolically in the movie by the ritual slaughter of a bull.
The rite of passage of manhood of a Ghurka involves the slaughter of a bull by the kuki….
We have Joanna as Capt Willard sneaking into the heart of darkness, Brown as the mad Colonel……
Where’s Gweed? Still in the pub?
Nearly 53,000. It seems to have stalled.
Silly SKY NEWS are quoting Media lawyer Mark Stephens as saying JackBOOt Jacqui ” will be liable for £200,000 damages and £ 500,000 legal costs” if US talk show host Michael Savage sues her over her naming him as one of 16 people banned from entering the UK in the last 6 months.
Even sillier, is Stephens’s suggestion that ” the British public won’t want to pick up that bill for JacKBOOt Jacqui”.
These clowns know nothing
1 JackBOOt is THE law
and
2 British public will be delighted to pay ALL of JackBOOt’s expenses (especially videos and a nice holiday) defending this preposterous suit.
Britain never had it, so good.
Oh, joy, bring on the court case.
I saw the interview, too, and Stephens sure did make it plain that Spliff is on a loser.
You just couldn’t make this stuff up, could you?
So, you will be delighted to divvy up CASH for Jackboot Jacquis expenses?. Not she would EVER lose, you understand.
His human rights have been breeched, and his lawyers will be delighted to discover the joys of European Law.
“Britain never had it, so good.”
Brown’s Britain is certainly on it’s uppers.
Michael Savage is a racist bigot. He was taken to the cleaners when he tried to sue a Muslim association in the US and ran off with his tail between his legs. The type of filth and hate that he gushes helped to degrade and tarnish the Republican image to the point where they are at their lowest point in 45 years, nice work Savage.
He doesn’t stand a chance in trying to sue the Home Secretary and will be fleeced gently and smoothly by all of the lawyers involved.
Does Cameron know Savage’s comments about children with diabilities? If he does he will concur with Smith’s decision to exclude that scum of a man from our country.
Fuck off and go and suck McTwats knob, you four eyed fairy.
well you’re a bigot, and we let you talk tripe
Guidoaf Orcs, you ugly mug, you’ve got some frothing dinosaurs with foam flecked lips here again, best do something.
Guido can’t save you now you dopey little twazzock, now take your hands out of your pockets and give your brains a rest, or what’s left of ‘em after 50 years of wanking.
Nobody can quite work out why Rush Limbaugh and several hundred other US of A jocks with similar views, are not, ” alzo on zer list.”
Probably some Home Office wankstain heard him on an all expenses paid jaunt to the mid west to research Jack Daniels production or summat.
What’s the point researching Jack Daniels production? You can’t drink in Lynchburg, it’s in a dry county.
Research Blanton’s whiskey if you want a really good bourbon.
I wonder if you’d be so critical of a male Home Secretary?
Typical troll.
I’d probably kick him in the fucking gollies as well you tragic necrophiliac.
Its not her gender that’s the problem, its the staggering incompetence.
She really is the worst ever.
There’s no way he will be allowed to win.
Anyone who knows of cushy earners, with lots of dosh and a minmal work load , that would be worthy of unemployed ex SpAds ( Damian 666 and Dolly Draper) should inform the undersigned dignitary.
Britain never had it, so good.
tell ‘em to apply for a peerage
Joanna Lumley. Clever. Boxed Brown into a corner from which he can’t extricate himself. Absolutely fabulous. Joanna + Jennifer Saunder and Dawn French would run rings around Harperson, bath-plug Smith and, Mrs Tessa Mills of hubby fincial irregularities fame.
I agree, by lavishing praise upon McBust she has effectively painted him into a corner from which there will be no credible excape. Clever tactics, although she may have been advised by Cameron and/or Clegg – but what the hell? He won’t be able to duck out this time.
The Tory bloggers such as Guido and his lemming followers are just like Cameron. They spew whatever vapid tripe their leaders and libertarian opinion-formers tell them to. They’re just a bunch of trolls who wouldn’t last 5 minutes on a properly-moderated American forum.
Cameron is a typical hollow rote-learner and middle-manager in my book. He concentrates on peronalities because he’s out of his depth when it comes to policies. Frankly he’s just another troll and I’m beyond caring how he and his fellow millionaires get taken down.
remarkable. but I just can’t be arsed today.
No change there, you Troll.
on second thoughts Charles, I’d love your opinion on Baroness Uddins housing arrangements. None of the other trolls seem to have any. But we know how erudite you are, so please do fire away.
Why don’t you take the plank out of your own eye you Troll – the Tory frontbench is full of second jobs and I haven’t even mentioned Jeffrey Archer yet.
You just did. The only difference between Archer and the Labour troughers is that he was sent to prison and the troughers should be.
Yes, that’s right – everyone’s a troll except you
)
but you still haven’t answered the question. I’m beginning to think you can’t defend Uddin. Surely I’m wrong?
I’d get used it if I were you until at least 2022. Labour are finished.
Who’s the slight bit interested in “your book”?
My book improves with every read. By the time I left full time education I’d probably achieved more than 95% of people on this site.I’ve had political parties pinch slogans and ask questions in PMQ’s, and had my first invention published in the Sunday Times Innovation Section before I left full time education and coined industry terms like “graphics fidelity”.
Yeah, and we all believe in Mummy Christmas as well.
Are you sure your name isn’t Walter Mitty?
From the moment I picked up your book until the moment I put it down, I could not stop laughing.
One day I may actually read it.
And you’re so modest, as well!
you should be locked up for coining such ridiculous phrases
But does Cameron throw telephones, staplers and printers? If not, maybe he should start so that you can elevate him to the same level of esteem as Gordon.
Big Dullard
Carry on Cameron when under the tiniest itsy bitsy teeny bit of pressure goes bright red and involuntarily starts gulping air, which doesn’t help his chronic flatulence problem. That man is so out of his depth it’s beyond belief.
As for Frogspawn have you seen him open mouthed trying to catch flies during PMQs.
They’re both drug addled dimwitted lightweights.
The Conservatives are going to be hammered, again.
Brown is a Hitler lookalike and should stay indoors to stop frightening people.
The Tao is Silent.
And you, Mr Hard-Whinge, are a tosser of the very best kind.
Charlie, for someone of your supposed intellect and apparently a long standing technophile and blog commentator I always wonder whenever you post where you got your definition of “troll” from. You appear to use the term not only out of context but often in precisely the opposite context than that accepted as the norm.
Can you explain? Or alternatively just keep on posting your stuff but be aware that by doing so on this site you are actually the troll, so ending your nonsense by describing the counter comments by the site’s supporters (or indeed by the site’s author) as “trolling” does rather diminish whatever intellectuality you are assuming you are conveying to us.
If you know what I mean.
Michael Savage tells Sky that unless Jacqui Smitjh withdraws his name from “least wanted list” and issues an apology he will ask the estimated 10 million American listeners to his talk show to cancel their trips to UK and boycott British goods – rather proves the point. The one thing guranteed to NOT make the UK government withdraw his name is threats !
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Here’s one she let in earlier – plenty more where that one came from
Be a bit more space on the buses and tube this summer then !
Let’s hope Charles Hardwidge can fine a seat! There again he’s probably a champagne socialist and has a driver.
Are you going somewhere then?
Hello *husky*
I would just like to tell you about the meeting I attended this afternoon with the Prime Mincer Gordon McMental with men whose boots he isnt fit to polish.
He burst out crying,pissed his pants and pleaded for forgiveness.
I smiled sweetly and told him that he was a ghastly little man.
The Gurkha gentlemen present looked upon him with a mixture of both pity and contempt.
We then left him in a pool of his own urine chewing the carpet and begging for Valium.
AYO GORKHALI
Really?
Remind me how much did the Tories do for the Gurkhas?
Also have you even considered how much this will cost?
No – like Cameron you are more interested in soundbites than in hard cash and hard facts, unlike myself who needed both when I set up my own gaming business. It’s called life experience.
Read Heffer and weep.
Hoon.
“I set up my own gaming business. ”
Surely you mean on the game.
You’re just annoyed that Gordon is out of ideas and the Tories and Lib Dems won’t tell you what theirs are because Gordon always pretends he thought of them first.
I and a lot of others have to pay for this one – I think I would rather pay for a Gurkha!
Oh do get a clue, will you? It was Labour who shafted the Gurkhas by refusing them settlement in the UK after Hong Kong was handed back to China.
And what sort of socialist operates a gaming business, ffs? That industry is well known for its wealth distribution of course.
Hiya Chuckie…had your tea yet?..now the sugar levels back up,you’ve come alive again…
“Remind me how much did the Tories do for the Gurkhas?”
Errr…It was not until 1997 that the Gurkhas training HQ in Hong Kong (where they went to settle) was closed due to the Chinese takeover..I believe your lot were on watch at the time.
“Also have you even considered how much this will cost?”
Well it will be a fucking sight less than Browns incompetent handling of the economy…even Browns claimed £1.4bn was rubbished by his own people….stupid!
Open the window Chuck…smell the coffee..then throw your self out …
De-fenestrated is the term I believe.
think Charles is being racist re the Ghurkhas. Tut tut tut. WHAT WOULD LABOURLIST THINK??
So you are a bookie then,Hardwidget?
Good Lord! The First Cuckold of Spring.
there is no Charles Hardwidge working in the gaming industry, nor has there ever been. If you are going to boast about your experiance perhaps you should provide some proof
“you are more interested in soundbites than in hard cash and hard facts, unlike myself who needed both when I set up my own gaming business. It’s called life experience.”
My..you’ve been a busy little bee in your short life,Charles.
Was this business before, during or after you started formulating Government policy..or forced a Tory Minister to resign..or asked questions at PMQ’s…or taught British Industry how to adopt Japanese management techniques…or lectured on Zen…or developed Computer games..or was shafted by your previous boss….or banged on about some bloke called Dredd…
…or is your name really…
……Alice
“We then left him in a pool of his own urine chewing the carpet and begging for Valium.
AYO GORKHALI”
In other words, he’s never had it so good.
BBC 6pm news. Nick Robinson – “Brown gave Cameron as good as he got”. What bloody planet is that man living on. Unbelievably biased.
I prefer the ITV killer punch to Brown, he was made to look like Gordan Brittas from the Brittas Empire, useless and a clown like figure.
Whichever PMQs Toenails watched, it obviously wasn’t the one I saw.
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no harriet today ?? only the mekon jimbo murphy out staring george osbourne , Pm could barely fight them off , my favourite was steven crabbs one on bullying but in fairness nick cleggs save his own skin one was quite good .
dont know who that bloke was sat next to the beast of bolsover , but after connartiys made up leading question “thats how its done” well he ought to lose his seat for looking like someone who has done well out of tax payer and thinks its funny millions are going to have big tax increases to fund his commons chicanery .
i think cameron is quite determined now , but this governemnt has to end and iam inclined to think gordon is finishing labour off in the deal , leading to the BNP to step in , as matter of fact gordon is doing more for the perfect BNP storm than any party in hsitory , because the debt is bringing into focus the benfits system burdens and jobs worry .
i always thought cameron direct would pay off , it just blows away some of the spin handouts form labour , at least he answers questions , i just hope that people understand what a state were in . note treasury select commitee is concerned darlings figures are wrong (which will mean more borrowing) but more of concern is that money appears to be running out .
I know the conservatives have a tough fight on in the face of the bloated fealty of labour and they wont lose sight of the other issues , as for gordons compassionate conservatism gone , how can he say that when Cruel labour are about to make working people poorer to prop the fantasy up .
the conservatives are right to ask the people to turn out and vote for change , we cant keep this government in , we dont even know how they intend to pay for the debt (except by ruining everyones future pension) , they are dishonest in their relationship with the public an that in its self makes a democraically elected leader all the more necessary to see what we are doing .
caesars wife appreciates that the grinning gurner is a narcissitic man lacking any commitment to be honest , and my sympathies have run out as he has had more than enough time to make ammends , so fight to next year it is then , not forgetting our good local running of councils and care for people , and better schools .
a friend has informed me that the govt has found new miners disease , can only hope beresfords arent going to hoover up more money , which budget will it come out of ??, hope its not to blame for those unbuilt sixform colleges . but the again this is the wonk socialist ideaology , labour gives payout only for recipients children to pick up the tab in higer taxes and unemployment . in some ways it could be seen as desperate bribe , i would think most former miners will see through it at the ballot box, being as all economies are struggling
The left are so utterly bereft of ideas there is no point in engaging with them, in fact I think they will find trouble campaigning for June.
Nick Clegg showed some real knackers today, Brown’s inability to answer a question in PMQ’s is now deeply embarrassing even for the Labour benches.
His reaction to every issue is to put it in statis, launch a commitee, wait for the review and let someone else take the blame. When he does action things quickly he never fails to fail. The flu leaflets should be arriving this week, the flu which is about on a par with a moderate cold and has a mortality rate a fraction of our seasonal flu. Go ahead Gordon print your leaflet stating the bleeding obvious.
I eagerly await the leaflet telling me how I have to work until 70 because my pension was raided paying for yours, how to avoid dying of and infection on a dirty ward while the NHS has the topology of a diamond bloated in the middle with waste fat. Would suggest more, but we already know the common denominator, Gordon Brown.
Yes. I am taking to Clegg.
Clegg’s utter contempt for Brown permeated the chamber. Watching and listening one almost felt a slight shiver of pity for the wretched Brown who then had to face the question, under the guise of bullying in the workplace, about phones and typewriters being hurled about
Brown would love to resign and get out of Dantes Inferno.
Always entertaining to watch the faces of the dead-beats around McBust as he makes yet another valiant attempt to dodge the question.
Yes, I’ve seen happier faces at a funeral. Come to think of it….
On ID Cards, we know they won’t work etc but they do seem to be about to cost us all a lot of money. This sounds to me like a repeat of the Dome in 1996/97. Surely, Brown shouldm’t press ahead with this expensive flop unless the Conservatives, who will probably be in power next year, agree to carry it forward? If he pushes on now he will be wilfully wasting billions (again).
May be Cameron should ask a question on this one day soon?
PMQs video, if you haven’t seen it already, Dave really puts the boot in from the get go.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8036138.stm
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page19170
Have a look at the official “question-by-question” guide to this week’s PMQ’s.
There is not a mention of any questions from the leaders of the two main opposition parties, and as such, bears precious little resemblance to actual events and seems to serve no purpose than to spare the PM’s blushes.
How on earth is this kind of propaganda allowed to be published at the tax-payer’s expense?