Comments on: Google Knows http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/ Parliamentary plots, rumours and conspiracy Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:52:25 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Nearly Headless Nick http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-112274 Nearly Headless Nick Tue, 26 May 2009 10:22:57 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-112274 Gordon the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs. Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon's bell hadn't rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor's amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges. The Result? The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Gordon the Chicken

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets’ eggs.

Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer’s favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung at all!

Trevor went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.

He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The Result?

The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.

]]> By: Steve Grindley http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-75952 Steve Grindley Fri, 08 May 2009 19:59:41 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-75952 i agree with googles predictive search, its like it read my mind... coming soon, google mind searcher :) i agree with googles predictive search, its like it read my mind… coming soon, google mind searcher :)

]]> By: thick as thieves http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-72792 thick as thieves Thu, 07 May 2009 21:17:26 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-72792 new girl, first lesson free. dr mick is a woman. her comments have given her away. when you wind people up they get so het up they let things slip. and dr mick has certainly shown her slip. you know she has a mouth like a fishwife, that is because she is one! and whenever I make a comment the gobby c'unt jumps straight in. no sign of the old witch at the moment though, eh new girl? very suspicious innit? that is because I have caught the c'unt out and she doesn't know what to say for herself. the cat must have got her tongue. as she keeps hitting on you she must be a lesbian and judging by the amount of time she spends here she must be a big fat sweaty bitch. all I'm saying is if you don't want a big fat sweaty lesbian sitting on your face and pissing in your mouth and forcing you to rim her filthy arsehole, then take greater care about who you associate with. maybe you are a lesbian as well, in which case I guess it's happy days. I would just like to add that I am 100% pro lesbian and I will defend women who wish to carry out lesbian acts. as long as they are not ugly fat ones. obviously. no more free lessons. new girl,
first lesson free.
dr mick is a woman.
her comments have given her away. when you wind people up they get so het up they let things slip. and dr mick has certainly shown her slip.
you know she has a mouth like a fishwife, that is because she is one!
and whenever I make a comment the gobby c’unt jumps straight in.
no sign of the old witch at the moment though, eh new girl? very suspicious innit?
that is because I have caught the c’unt out and she doesn’t know what to say for herself.
the cat must have got her tongue.
as she keeps hitting on you she must be a lesbian and judging by the amount of time she spends here she must be a big fat sweaty bitch.
all I’m saying is if you don’t want a big fat sweaty lesbian sitting on your face and pissing in your mouth and forcing you to rim her filthy arsehole, then take greater care about who you associate with.
maybe you are a lesbian as well, in which case I guess it’s happy days.
I would just like to add that I am 100% pro lesbian and I will defend women who wish to carry out lesbian acts.
as long as they are not ugly fat ones.
obviously.
no more free lessons.

]]> By: Jonathan Boyd Hunt http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-72520 Jonathan Boyd Hunt Thu, 07 May 2009 19:33:00 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-72520 Interesting... So what does Google predictive search turn up for the "disgraced" former Conservative MP and Minister Neil Hamilton (who has always protested his innocence against the massed ranks of the Brit media), upon entering the search term: "Neil Hamilton is" ????????????????????????????????? The result is more illustrative than one might imagine . . . . Interesting…

So what does Google predictive search turn up for the “disgraced” former Conservative MP and Minister Neil Hamilton (who has always protested his innocence against the massed ranks of the Brit media), upon entering the search term:

“Neil Hamilton is”

?????????????????????????????????

The result is more illustrative than one might imagine . . . .

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-72164 Anonymous Thu, 07 May 2009 15:15:45 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-72164 Google has the answer to that if you type in "unprotected sex is.." Google has the answer to that if you type in “unprotected sex is..”

]]> By: Dolly by Golly http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-72089 Dolly by Golly Thu, 07 May 2009 14:39:02 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-72089 In your dreams you completely useless piece of shit. Frightening how the little labour trolls assume that everyone has their own level of intelligence. And yes I would like to go large with that my little munchkin. In your dreams you completely useless piece of shit.

Frightening how the little labour trolls assume that everyone has their own level of intelligence. And yes I would like to go large with that my little munchkin.

]]> By: john in cheshire http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-71949 john in cheshire Thu, 07 May 2009 13:09:00 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-71949 Guido, You omitted 'kill gordon brown' which has over 840,000 hits. But then 'kill all socialists' has over 350,000. And 'kill all muslims' has 1.8 million. So, gordon is almost there. not sure why socialists should be so tolerated though. Guido,

You omitted ‘kill gordon brown’ which has over 840,000 hits. But then ‘kill all socialists’ has over 350,000. And ‘kill all muslims’ has 1.8 million. So, gordon is almost there. not sure why socialists should be so tolerated though.

]]> By: Anonymous http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-71677 Anonymous Thu, 07 May 2009 10:40:53 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-71677 19,900 for Gordon brown rocking horse 19,900 for Gordon brown rocking horse

]]> By: Leon http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-71490 Leon Thu, 07 May 2009 09:27:16 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-71490 Vote for Jacqui Smith's son then! Oops...forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one. Vote for Jacqui Smith’s son then!
Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.

]]> By: Leon http://order-order.com/2009/05/06/google-knows/#comment-71438 Leon Thu, 07 May 2009 09:04:28 +0000 http://www.order-order.com/?p=7460#comment-71438 Vote for Jacqui Smith's son then! Vote for Jacqui Smith’s son then!

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