Jonah Knocks Out More British Sportsmen
The Sun reported Gordon gushing “It’s going to be a tough fight but I know Ricky can beat anyone. He will have the whole country behind him and I wish him the best of luck.” Ricky Hatton really didn’t need that endorsement did he?
Hatton went down in the second round. Out cold.
Andy Murray, Britain’s No. 1 tennis player, met Jonah Brown in late April, the next week he crashed out of the Rome Masters tournament in the first round. His worst result since last August. The curse struck again.
Globally Gordon’s curse continues to wreak havoc in the third world. The Fiji tourist board must be regretting ever seeking the endorsement of the jinxed Prime Mentalist. Guido has previously reported the effect on the local economy. The Curse of the One-Eyed Son of the Manse has now seen Fiji suspended from the Pacific Forum due to the fact it hasn’t held elections. Something Gordon has in common with the Fijian regime…
UPDATE : Nicola Burdett was hired from the BBC to prevent Gordon getting into embarrassing picture situations. She must have had a day off today:
Today was supposedly the beginning of the fight back…
Ricky is just a twat in a hat though, really.
Can any co-conspirators recollect if John Major gave a speech that defined when he had reached ‘tipping point’? Sky may be in the know, reporting that Brown will give ‘Major speech’ later today!
Rather we heard a ‘major report’
Any chance Mincing McBust can visit the Barca boys at training today or tomorrow?
Love the swastikas in the background – fits wonderfully with McShane’s Grauniad BNP story :twisted:
OT I tripped across this piss-take on LabourHome – 50 ways to leave your leader, thought it was rather amusing
Don’t forget that Jonah swallowed a whale. … Which is less than we have to swallow to believe Brown’s spin machine.
By the way. I’m not suggesting that Gorgon Brown is demonic or anything, but did you know that ‘Number Ten Downing Street’ is an anagram of ‘Enter Numb – Insert Wet Dong’
I think the devil is amongst us.
Even worse. ‘Spin Machine’ is an anagram of ‘Insane Chimp’.
Sorry, I forgot what I was trying to say.
Actually the whale swallowed Jonah. If only the same could happen to our Jonah.
By the way. I’m not suggesting that Gorgon Brown is demonic or anything, but did you know that ‘Number Ten Downing Street’ is an anagram of ‘Enter Numb – Insert Wet Dong’
This ammong other reasons is why I read this blog. This type of humour is just unique to here and absolutely priceless. You just dont get this anywhere and I mean anywhere else.
coffee wasted and Keyboard wrecked again
Whats funny is the thought that someone actually sat there and worked this shite out.
ROLFLMAO
A Major Speech ? Has he been to the Palace ? One can only hope.
A “Major” speech? He’s going to tell us that he calls everyone plotting against him ‘bastards’?
why o why did ricky not stick to the game plan?
close the rung down and try to out box the pac man.
he knew and everyone told him if you go in there swinging your gonna get caught.
didn’t even last 6 minutes!
Will it be on youtube?
Youtube take it down as soon as anyone posts it but this link works for the moment – commentary in Chinese though!
I shink thatsh Japaneeshe
thanks for the link
Thanks for the correction, Mr Bond.
I still don’t know why anyone would actually want to watch this though, 6 minutes of agony (unless you’re Filipino I guess)…
OT, but…
John Prescott says “In countries like Africa, people queue up to vote.”
The twat thinks Africa is a country. And he was Deputy PM. God help us all.
Sarah Palin also made that mistake, though in her case it’s understandable because she was probably distracted by all the Russians she could see from her bedroom window.
And to think that the US rejected Sarah Palin (I am ready for GILF action whenever she is!) for exactly the same reason.
Coooeeee
I was just reading an article today in the Guardian (given away free on aircraft) and penned by none other than Dennis McShane.
It is very relevant to this comment above as McShane has a go at the education system by stating Prescott failed his eleven plus and was by design then destined for a ‘working class’ life. He still though managed to become the deputy PM. Prezza is then compared to the likes of Cameron and Clegg who obviously went to grammar and public school. So that bars them from public office then and also nothing like the present government front bench all of which no doubt went to Labours bog standard comprehensives and never had a chance of UNI as they came from deprived backgrounds and life has always treated them appallingly.
It continues in the same sentence by shooting his own argument down as he infers on the one hand, failure of the 11 plus stops people in their tracks but before the next comma is dry on the same sentence states one of the failures became deputy PM. Don’t they ever read back what meaningless drivel they actually write?
Perhaps the 11 plus system then had it right all along for Prezza. The guy was a total twat then, he was a total twat when serving at sea but unlike others who also did not make that specific grade two ‘jag shags’ remains to this day a total utter Hoon and given the ‘Africa statement’ obviously won’t change.
The McShanes of this world should look inwards and just reflect once in a while. Where are we now Dennis and why? Maybe education! education! education! is fundamental and you have had 12 years to make this the ‘world class’ system but did little to achieve? I wonder where I have heard that said before?
I would post a link but apologies for not so doing as I am still in transit and can only point towards todays Guardain.
you have raised a good point, air nokia one.
mr macshane is ofcourse worth noting because he is a suspected war criminal.
in his role as ex-foreign secretary he committed war crimes.
I am not rushing to lynch the man, I believe he should be given a fair trial but I do believe that he should be hanged for his crimes. the only way I can see him avoiding the rope would be if he were to offer a full confession and apology and then receive a life sentence for engaging in the deception and cover-up which has led to the unnecessary deaths of British Soldiers in Iraq.
it is in the public and national interest that justice is executed upon the members of the new labour war and occupation party who tricked this country into entering into pre-emptive acts of aggression against other countries.
not only are we in breach of international law, which, in itself debases international law, but our illegal actions are also directly responsible for a boost in the recruitment of the very enemy gordon brown claims we are trying to defeat in Afghanistan.
note to brown: won’t get fooled again. fuck off you useless c’unt.
Time to climb down off the fence, Thick as…, we know what you are against but not what you are for.
fucking hell mick, a decent question.
you are learning. slowly, but you are learning.
what I am for is the truth. just gimme some truth.
take you mick. you of course are not a mick at all. you are not a mick coz you got no dick. you are a woman.
your over-use of the word mate and your fishwife behaviour of always wanting to nag and nag and to have the last word are what gave you away.
and you were overly butch michelle, far too macho and butch. gay guys may well like the macho stuff but that directly contradicts the homphobic and racist comments you have made here.
you silly old tart.
so, the truth’s all I want, mick or michelle or whatever your fucking name is.
and I will not get it from c’unts like you.
bye-bye spastic.
That doesn’t answer my question one jot.
Sarah Palin also made that mistake . . . probably distracted by all the Russians she could see from her bedroom window.
She never said that. She said you can see Russia from Alaska, which is true (look in your atlas, if you have one).
I blogged about this in Sunday. Same pic and everything! Thieving Hoon!
Ha
Mcsnot’s true colours come out – National Socialist Party of Scotland – Nazi in its a German incarnation
I thought the New Labour line was ‘I passed the 11 plus and I’m a cabinet minister. He (pointing to brother) failed and drives a bus.’ But then, Hazel Blears isn’t on message at the moment. On the other hand, she’s a cabinet minister and apologizes to Brown. He’s a prime minister and apologizes to no one.
Sod it,I’m off to the Emirates and only hope I don’t have to suffer that other well known “Gooner”,David Miliband
Stop pissing around in Dubai and get back to Gaza
Come back to Wotton – U. The final coat has just dried on the contraceptive installation.
F*ck that, I’m off to Germany. At least they know how to be proper Nazis.
After that I should think I’m off to Poland, after all that’s where the X5’s satnav always tries to take one.
Now we know where Gordon Brown and Jacqui Smith get their inspiration from.
“Ricky is just a twat in a hat though, really.”
Easy for you to say anonomously. You wouldn’t say that if you were within punching distance of him.
No doubt his intervention will see that girl in Laos put up against a wall and shot. If Brown gets involved, you might as well pass the black cap.
“British” heroin smugglers deserve all they get.
Laos policy of “one heroin death smuggler one bullet” works.
One thing is for sure – they don’t do it again.
And you are of course, 100 percent certain, that the smack being carried was in her bag with her consent? Do you know the full extent of the ‘case’ presented against this woman? If so, please do tell, if not why not shut the fuck up.
Smuggling heroin into Laos = Helping the UK’s balance of payments deficit
@Number 6
Keep crying for me. Your tears are delicious. Your anguish nourishes me. Yes, more tears. Give me more of your tears.
No6: The bottom line is that if this woman were innocent she would be (i) white and (ii) at home masturbating over images of Richard Littlejohn. By being black and travelling to a country which is not England she has pretty much admitted her guilt.
I’m all for the death penalty for murderers but not for victimless crimes and not where there hasn’t been a fair trial.
Brown on his excercise bike is called The Dope Pedler…
Habeas Corpus in this country anyway. Never pre judge until you know the FACTS.
Death penalty opinions not-withstanding, with a travel itinerary that included
“..Thailand and the Netherlands before travelling to Laos…” it does kind of give the idea that her world trip was organised by global-narco tours inc.
Bottom line, you don’t like the laws and customs of a country. Don’t bloody go there.
Just a small point of order, she aint British she holds a british passport now handed out like sweeties to the planets spongers/criminals/backsliders/nutcases/parasites/rapists/killers/islamist terrorists!
Simply because this selfish dealer in death has wangled a british passport does not make her British does it?
I hope they ignore the handwringing cringing appologists and fill her full of holes, it might just deter others from profiting from other peoples misery and death.
@138
They have the body.
The bag of drugs was found in her bag…
And the “I didn’t pack that in there” defence holds a much water in this country as it does in Laos or anywere else for that matter. If it didn’t, every drug mule/gun runner in history would of got off.
You are 100% responsible for the bags you carry, their content, and the excrement that hits the fan when it’s found.
Number 6: why not shut the fuck up.
One thing’s for sure you are a naive little socialist troll
If found guilty, they’re not going to shoot her now, because she is pregnant.
Can’t they wait until after she’s had the baybee, then shoot her?
Number 6: I believe the drugs where found on her person and not in her bags. Guilty – shoot her!!
You all sound like a bunch of fucking commies, Stalin would have loved you.
Give her a fair trial, find her guilty then fucking shoot her. Or find her innocent and let her go.
Sod off liberal
RRW – how is it possible to smuggle smack from Narco states like Myanmar, North Korea, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia & Vietnam? If it wasn’t for smack these fuckers would have had to have civil rights long ago – as it is, the government just happens to be the main dealer.
Also – what the fuck is our involvement in Afghanistan other than to co-opt smack money. Just a thought – yeah, let’s kill smack mules rather than fuck the stupid bastards who take it up? Oh, yeah, sorry, addiction is a medical issue – treatment, consideration etc. Nothing to do with natural selection and the fact that if they want to kill themselves – cool, just don’t do it on my taxes. Scag heads are all the same the world over – fuck ‘em.
RRW – how is it possible to smuggle smack from Narco states like Myanmar, North Korea, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia & Vietnam?
Why would you ever want too? Think about it?
Something ain’t right here BIG TIME
292 “Think about it” … I thought the drugs smugglers chose people who couldnt think.
Entrance exam question 1 “can you think?”
a) yes
b) no
d) blue
e) euh?
f) <>
I always thought you were just a dippy tory, mrs righty far far right.
but now I can see that you are in fact a right fucking nasty piece of work.
a real tory nazi.
you c’unts cannot but help show your true colours. you and linky are a pair of fucking satanists.
you’re not a Christian, are you?
I think she shagged one of the guards to get pregnant on purpose. Maybe advice from her lawyer or the embassy to circumvent the DP. Oh well another single parent and babies mouth to feed when she gets shipped back to the UK.
Yup.
Bollox..the wholepint is that nobody knew she was banged up. UK does not have an embassy in Laos. Now come on guys, Habeas Corpus, you know nothing of what happened and neither do I, therefore all opinion is unfounded!
Jimmy, I think you’ll find your chums in the Labour Party have neatly done away with habeas corpus. Probably because it’s a Latin phrase and therefore elitist.
damp squib,
and what exactly were the conservative party doing when the new labour war and occupation machine was trampling all over our rights and constitution.
the c’unts were no-where to be seen you fucking spastic.
the new labour war criminals could not have gone into Iraq if the tories hadn’t helped them. ditto Afghanistan.
if I were being kind to you, I would say that you must have alzheimers squib.
either that, or you are just a c’unt.
Cretinous arsehole. Are the Tories in power? No. Do I support them? No. Learn to read, you moron; and, if you possibly can, think before making such a twat of yourself in public.
my mistake mr squib but you are such a gobby wanker I thought you must be a tory.
but you say you are not.
so what pary do you support, eh squib?
you seem to be too ashamed to say.
I think you are a bnpnazi troll.
I hope you are because my favourite thing is bashing bnp trolls brains out.
138Jimmy says:
May 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Habeas Corpus in this country anyway. Never pre judge until you know the FACTS.
Jimmy you are a total arse wiping ignorant fucking hoon
This government Nu Labour did away with that by mostly alaways presuming guilt and forcing the accused to prove innocence
JUST FUCK OFF JIMMY JUST REALLY PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
Look the principal still exists and that is why I dislike this government as much as you do.
you will never ever get near the level I hate this Labour government and what it has done to my country
Not quite sure why Habeas Corpus is being invoked here? This is simply a means to bring a person before a court, as opposed to holding them without charge. Do you perhaps mean ‘innocent until proved guilty’? Or that everyone deserves a fair trial? It sounds to me as though she will be up before the beak in pretty short order if the press reports are to be believed.
Notwithstanding the fact that in this country NuLiebour have done their best to erode this fundamental principle….but we won’t go into that as it’s too upsetting.
Cry me a fucking river No6
“Habeas Corpus” in Laos just means that you get the body back after they’ve shot her.
Are bottles being flung about?
Will mobile phones be defenestrated?
:)
Some 6 million face masks have been placed on priority order. My staff tell me the suppliers have thrown in 14 cases of complimentary Incopads.
Jonah was swallowed by a whale. It spat him out. Do you suppose that’s why Prescott is pulling such a face, because Gordon doesn’t taste nice?
The Penguin
Les Dawson lives on
LOL gordon at it again. Ricky Hatton is a complete plank. GB is unelected, and shares the views of about 3% of the country – he shouldnt be speaking on our behalf.
Out of interest, which Prime Minister did you elect?
IRB you are becoming very pedantic. If you are not careful you could become Cabinet Secretary.
in China we neary always hold our elections in the morning
MB you’re a fuckwit who doesn’t have a clue how this country works – if you want to elect a leader sod off to the US – then you can have a black socialist!
that’s preferable to the current one
Yes and doesn’t he just love speaking on our behalf. Especially on the lowest-brow, most banal, crappy, populist subjects du jour.
Eg, on Jade Goody: “The whole country has admired her determination to provide a bright future for her children”.
Lewis Hamilton: “The whole of Britain are proud of the inspirational Lewis Hamilton and the McLaren team.”
Ricky Hatton: “He will have the whole country behind him”
etc etc ad fucking infinitum
Fuck off Gordon, THE WHOLE COUNTRY can’t wait to get rid of you
Remember anyone question asked was football English Rangers Glasgow of spoke he?
The Holy Leader of the Faith Foundation should be called in immediately to perform an exorcism on Brown.
I thought an exorcist had to bee free of the Devil
Brown is my bitch suckers.
The hoon’s not getting in here for sure
yeah yeah, I did the whole satan saying brown’s my bitch stuff fucking ages and ages ago.
do try to keep up satan, you fucking spastic.
neither are you
Get oot ye jobby dumping bastard.
Friends back in the USA have started a petition, similar to the Number10 “just go” effort, and basically it states “keep him out – we don’t want to be saved”.
Almost five hundred signatures so far, mainly ex-pats. But it is spreading.
I’m here! Bugger it, thought you said wank. Sorry.
Well wev’e got 255 asking him to stay, but you will need Tana ladies before you read them.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk:80/Stay-GordonBrown/
Superb! For some reason the No.10 mods haven’t seen this one yet, the other “save GB” keeps getting edited down to about 10 real names :-(
Any link to the US petition telling him to fuck off??
I’m convinced these are all legit:
Keith Armstrong, the Petition Creator, joined by:
* Evi… – No, I can’t do this to my country!
* Over 41K sigs say you are wrong!
* Gordon Brown Appreciation Society?
* You’re on benefits,I assume?
* Why Keith Why? Unelected = Unwanted
* Steven Sulley
* Gordon Brown
* William Lawrence Robb
* You are totally mental
* Ray Edmunds
* Joanne Stephenson
* bruce miller
* Who let this arsehole out of his padded cell
* Benjamin Dobson
* Jamie Brown
* Most Excellent Piss-take
* Damien McBride
* S.Beale
* Only a non-worker who sponges off everyone else would come up with this
* Jennifer Roberts
* Resign now
* Joseph Stalin
* Baldrick
* to make sure the Tories win
* Irma Littletee-Pott
* Gordon’s mum
* Rav
* joseph fritzl
* Barak Obama
* Carol Duckfield
* Richard Scott
* Paid by the Labour party, I presume?
* Harriet H
* keith armstrong bollocks
* CRAIG THAIN
* Sorry, we need change desperately
* Robert Mugabe
* Bollocks!
* steve plume
* Sorry, I thought it was May 1st, not April Fools Day
* Michael Traill
* C Moodie
* Brown is a Bell End
* Ewan MacDonald
* Do I get expenses for this
* Laugh? I nearly sh*t myself.
* Lazy bastard workshy sponger
* Osama Bin Laden – I love you Gordon, you and me in my cave…
* Adolf Hitler say: “Gordon we can rule the world together”
* Lord (my payoff) Stalham (now 4500 against)
* gordon brown’s wife
* Christopher Lenton
* Gordon is a MORON. Slant-eyed TWAT!
* finger in nose
* yeah, the longer he stays the bigger the tory majority
* ALL MY LOVE GORDON, ALISTAIR XXX
* Jacqui Smiff – please stay and share my 88p bathplug xx
* cocknose
* Elvis
* Golden Brown
* Makes Blair and Bush look good
* A Bell
* Andrew Ball
* I’m enjoying the messes he gets into
* Hugh Janus
* Daryl Cowley
* David Mason
* Mrs Gordon Brown
* William Dewar
* beelzebub, father of lies and flies
* I have to be told when to smile
* General Hans Krebs, Jawohl Meing
* Gordon Brown – GET OUT, YOU’RE THE WORST PM WE’VE EVER HAD!!! 41k CAN’T BE WRONG!
* If you really cannot see the mess this man has created, you need new glasses
* John Prescott
* David Cameron
* One word – UNELECTED DICTATOR
* Lord Lucan
* $%&T for brains
* MP’s representing Scots OUT of the English Goverment !
* Get out you control freak PM.
* winky mcfuckwit, 10 downing street
* Stephen Mogridge
* ian fletcher
* Hazel says go
* in my straightjacket,being held down by burly psychiatric nurses demand to put my x on this petition
* Gordon Brown
* Should have gone to SpecSavers
* David Cameron’s mum
* Preparation H
* Brenda Lacluster M25 gulag entertainments committee
* I think it is terrible that people should post spoof petitions on this site
* g.f.jellicoe
* Squirrel Nutkin Blears
* p.rossbacher
* Honour the Gurkhas (petitions.number10.gov.uk/HMFORCESTHANKS/)
* You Tube Management
* Only a complete fukstick would create this petition
* Robin Jarvis
* Gordon Brown (cheating again)
* Half a million Asylum seekers
* Winky McFwit
* “There is no limit to immigration as long as there are fields to build on” Hazel Blears.
* Ah the first cuckoo of Spring.
* The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher
* Adolf Hitler
* Robert the Bruce
* Lawrence DeSouza
* Steve Bevan
* U. Juan Kerr
* Liv Bythes-Meer, Di Bythes-Meer
* Bonqua Cynth Ebunqua
* T Herman Witherfly-Innockyer
* Azanuvo Teinthepo Stisworth Teninthebooth
* Beelzebub
* Shergar
* Khan Stopt Ellen-Porqueese
* Faqas ilum Seekr
* stephen guest
* Is that a sporran? No, it’s just Hazel angling for promotion
* Tere aren’t many Labour MP’s on this list!
* The Clapham Common Knights
* This is a wind up, isn’t it??
* Anthony Blair, thanks for the memories Gordon
* you scabby lazy arsed workshy muppett. Get a job and stop leaching from society
* Laser Printer Throwing Biatch!
* Dick Tator
* 99% of The Country Fucking Hates You – You Bong-Eyed Lying Fuckwit
* Des Pot
* Keep going Gordon – this is so much fun – Tony
* Hugh G Rection
* dont resign- we should sack you
* A Blair, you’re the only man alive making me look good
* Ricky(I’ll go 15 rounds with you) Hatton
* The Stasi Glee Club
* Mr George Bush & Mrs Tony Blair
* The Nokia shop
* Hazel Blears
* Keir Hardie or New Labour = No Labour
* The woman Gordon’s sleeping with
* Yes Please stay Gordo, your pathetic demise is proving most excellent viewing you Hoon.
* keith harvey
* David Cameron
* Marianna Ponzo
* Alexander El Baaj
* Joseph Stalin
* David Cameron
* Everyone at B3ta
* Jesus H. Christ
* Jonathan R Swipe
* Mick Jagger
* Abu Hamza
* David Beckham
* Berney Ecclestone
* I’m so dumb I lost the plot
* It’s not my fault, I can’t be sorry
* sob, sob you sob
* The long goodbye
* A half wit
* Recession, what recession, I can smile because my pension is safe
* No rewards for failure
* Hu Jin Tao
* I understand Politics and the UK constitution unlike all of the other half-wits on here
* Gordon Brown’s fake smile
* Benefit scrounger on 40k a year tax free
* Matt
* J.Buchannan
* Hazel Blears
* Search Brown picking nose on Youtube dot com
* Damian McBride (Can I have my job back now pretty please?)
* Brown you are useless and a FUCKING disgrace .
* Alan E Burgos
* This is a joke, correct?
* Madeline McCann
* Richard Head
* EC1 PhD
* LAND
* CUCKOO
* Too embarrassed to give my name
* CLOUD
* Jeremy Clarkson, not a one eyed Scottish twat
* Kim Il Jong – Gordon muck me feel less ronery
* Pol Pot
* Michael Cawood
* Fu Corff
* Gordon’s bogey
* Titus Finckter (Germany)
* Gordon ( why does nobody like me ) McMoron
* Hiya Brenda , honey x
* you’re ‘avin a larf!!!
* ONE EYED ENGLISH HATER GO HOME YOU MUG,
* unicorns, leprechauns and all the othe mythical creatures
* General ‘ insanity’ Melchette berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!
* sm753, Rufus and AM2
* Kate Garoway
* The singing Fat Lady
* Fuck off you one-eyed Scotch bowel-ferret
* Brown Must GO NOW
* Methalions
* Bill McFadden
* Roger Fells
* Glerothes dead 7,000 postal voters?
* Jimmy(BROWN)no mates
* Robert Mugabe
* taxing and dictating parasites
* Rex Nation
* Socrates of Athens
* Hal Furney
* Huw Thomas
* Gerry Mannering
* Robin Demmall
* Robert Mugabe
* Mr B L Ackadder
* William Joyce
* Helmut Arsepater
* Tarquin Flimbim Olay Olay Biscuit-Barrel
* I love to suck Gordons tool, love ya Ed XXX
* Kirby Dobson
* Pur Pel’th Rob Bin El Mit
* Anthony Charles Lynton
* Keep up the good work!
* The Daleks
* What would make me smile would be for you to be spit- roasted by Mandy and McBride E x .
* colin duncan
* immigrant on benefits
* A. H.i.t.l.e.r, Sterling job doing what I couldn’t & destroying the UK.
* Jesus
* Fred the Shred, thanks for the pension XXX
* Chris Booth
* Harriet Harman
* Lee Dauphin
* Paul Wootton
* I think he is lovely :)
* Ivor Biggun
* Robert Mugabe
* The one eyed man in the land of the blind is King
* fuck off back to scotland you twat
* Ross William Jones
* Mark faulkner
* Joseph Stalin The USSR needs you gordy
* Should I give my name, Gordon? No, Gordon.
* Narcissistic Personality Disorder
* Nick Robinson & The BBC “We’re with you till the end Gordy”
* Ricardo Tertio
* Weir Cummin-Tugetchu
* Wu Fwuf
* Kevin Clays
* Paulo Staines
* David Clark
* B Balle
* Dave Phillips
* ken barlow
* On behalf of all members on F365, we’d like to say THANK YOU Gordon Brown and may you long continue
* Hugh Canbollocks
Well done Plato – I was resisting temptation on that one….. :-D
Heeeeeelp! How many Robert Mugabes are there in the world? Or is the Zanu voting practice – early and often….
Of course Mr Mugabe(s) want GB to stay. Makes him look media savvy and democratic.
aha yes.. i see an old friend of mine is one of the signatures.. old “Brown is a Bell End” was a wonderful chap.. his brother Harry ‘hairy’ Bell-End was a wonderful cricketer.. superb chap..could throw a yorker like you never seen…
‘resign’ petition is now up to 52064.
I’m amazed he made it to the second (after the touch of Jonah).
I listened to it and it was horrific, floored completely and expected his corner to throw the towel in then.
When he was KO’d again – I was genuinely worried for him.
Jonah is dangerous.
Yeah ok enough about Cameron hammering McDiptstick at QT
what the fuck happened in the big Hatton fight thats what we all want to know?
I heard that Hatton wasn’t just KO’d, but put out of the game altogether — he’ll have to retire. His brains have turned to gruel.
You know Guido, I was wondering when you were going to mentioned Andy Murray’s No 10 visit and his bad result the following week. I knew you would eventually though.
Well aren’t you just a clever little know-it-all!
Frankenswine, you’re liable to be engulfed in huge, swarming tentacles and then torn to pieces by my beak — you have insulted a lady and will apologize this instant!
Ref Hatton, it’s the same old story of good fighters having one fight too many. They all do it, and the living example of muhammad Ali, the greatest ever, doesn’t make them pause for thought. i hope Hatton hangs up his gloves now.
Joe Calzaghe did not have one fight too many. I think he timed his retirement right, as has Lennox Lewis.
You listening, Gordo ?
He’s just a mouthy taff. Clinton Woods was/is far superior….
Gordon Vs. Dave in June.. wonder if Ricky has any advice for Gordon to pay back the good deed:
“Don’t worry you’re indestructible, Gordo.”
Labour 0 seats
I hope the jynx mentalist is a gooner and gives them his backing for tonights game.
(Apologies to those who do not give a monkeys about football!)
Was that a joke or have you got learning difficulties?
Do you know how many cups of coffee I’ve lost recently?
Kindly stop that!
Dream on.. :)
Jonah and Fergie are both Jocks
I’ve no doubt that Fergie has received a “Good Luck” call from the Prime Mentalist.
Yup
McFurgusset is a paid up member of the Labour Luvvies and a hypocritical hoon to boot so no guesses where Gordons good wishes will go, should make the Gooners happy
It looks like GB is a Gooner. Nhe fans have caught his habit of disappearing when things get tough. After the 60th minute, the stands emptied. Hoons, the lot of them.
The ‘Curse of Jonah McDoom’ is not a joke.
The examples are too many, the occurences are too frequent.
Beware the touch of Mr Brownfinger.
Just stay away from from him.
Oi! leave me out of it
Pablo Picasso, was thta you?
Laughably Sarah Brown thinks that George Clooney should play the part of the one eyed snot gobbler.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2009/05/gordon-the-movie.html
If he were still alive I’d have thought that Marty Feldman was the obvious choice.
Or maybe Mel Brooks
What’s wrong with the Yorkshire Ripper?
On second thoughts, Golum.
I think it was Bernard Breslaw who played the Cyclops in Jason and the Argonauts
I think you are getting confused. Bernard played a cyclops thingie in Krull.
I see McDoom played by Bernard Cribbens.
Michael Crawford playing Frank Spencer playing Broon…
Sounds right to me.
no you CAN’T borrow my mobile
Ach Ja! – Franken Spencer ist die perfect aktor fur die role!
Hey, vot is dat oddly smiling fellow doing viz my flags?…
Ronnie Corbett “Not Sorry” the Movie.
Only problem is that dear old Ronnie has too much stature to play Brown
The star of this epic would be ideal:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364527/
Good old-fashioned typecasting!
He should be played by Chorton from the 70’s children’s show.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2006/02/06/chorlton_350×250.jpg
Oh, dear.
The DTI could use him as a secret weapon. Get him to endorse foreign firms.
:D
Fingers point at PM’s camp after Harman is stitched up
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/47370,news,the-mole-fingers-point-at-pms-camp-after-harman-is-stitched-up
The Mole has been tipped that Brown’s henchmen placed the ‘Harperson for leader’ piece in the Labourgraph.
Surely, if they want to knock her down, they should deploy the curse and get Brown to say something nice about her?
You need normal DNA for it to work.
Probably did us a favour then as the dumb bitch seems to have taken it hook line and sinker.
FFS what a twatess
51002 people can’t be wrong
They can when they put their cross next to a labour candidate in the polling booth!
See Gordon’s having another good day. Was ambushed by parents in Lewisham, where he was to give a speech on education, angry at a local school closure. Inside he didn’t fare any better when students walked out whilst he was giving his speech. Give up Gordon no-one is even prepared to listen to you anymore. I wonder what the BBC will be say about it?
And his big new announcement:
Parents in England might be able to trigger council intervention in unsatisfactory local schools under new plans announced by Gordon Brown.
The complete and utter hoon, he just doesn’t get it does he? How about this instead:
Parents in England will be able to tell Local Education Authorities to fuck off and leave the school to run itself with a decent Head with the power to sling out unruly kids and crap teachers under new plans announced today by the Minister for the Bleedin’ Obvious
‘might’ being the operative word.
Letters from a Tory has a post on this. Reckons it’s typical Gordon: pretty much of an old ‘initiative’ with a few knobs on.
Great idea. Imagine being in a shit school only for Haringey council to intervene? Instead of leaving school unable to read, the kids will probably end up abused while the council watches on.
Rexel
Good points
too obvious
No chance of NuLavatory policy as we tell you whats good for you.
FFS when does the revolution and riots start??????
If you ’sling out unruly kids’, sir, I might have to arrest you for assault. Over.
I wonder why we pay The Testicular One obscene amounts of cash, only to watch McBust making his announcements for him. Could it be, like the rest of us, he doesn’t trust the bastard?
He’s in Lewisham?!
I’m not going back there this evening.
Oh Shit.
Oh double shit!!!
So now the parents can be blamed for the state of their kids’ schools.
As you’d expect the BBC made little of the demo but majored on the speech.
It’s only because of finding this place that I now carefully monitor what I see and learn here with what the BBC reports and, Jesus, has this place opened my eyes.
Last night I did a search on the BBC web site for Uddin, then Baroness Uddin having failed to see anything about this thieving bitch who abuses the privileges that this Country has granted her. Sweet F A. on that. The only reference I could find was her support to stop the re-licencing of a pub to allow strippers. Not only is she a thief, she’s a fucking femail mysogynist too!!!
I’m really looking forward to these fuckers (troughers and the troghers media) getting their just desserts come the Revolution.
I think it is fair to say that the ancient religion of Buddhism is now fucked too.
Brown gave a message of support to the people of the Buddhist faith via the Number10 website. What the Hell have the Buddhists done to deserve that, Gordon?
So when Gordon keeps surrounding himself with Swasticas, is he a wannabe Buddhist or a wannabe Nazi?
Hindu you fuckwit
No you missread the last post
Hindu what is he going to turn himself now I think the point was.
Mmmm…. confused
What’s a Hindu…………………Lay’s eggs.
I’m sorry sir but that was the most eggscruciating joke I’ve heard… mind how you go now.
Did the Hitman lose so he didn’t have to pay the 50% tax?
Nice one
No he lost because he used his chin to stop (what is admittedly) an incredible punch.
He’s on Youtube Again, doing a Party Political Broadcast
Can you put a link to it?
http://www.labour.org.uk/labour_party_election_broadcast – doesn’t seem to be searchable from youtube directly for some reason
jonah effect?
Just watching the news on Sky now. You have to ask yourself, who paid for this blatant political broadcast, New Labour, or as I suspect, the taxpayer?
It was disgusting, and still Gordon manages to do his idiot smile and look like a total hoon. From what Sky News said, we’re going to have more of these kind of idiot campaigns by New Labour on “you tube”, and on New Labour’s party website. No doubt they will have disabled comments on the video. Pussies.
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Maidstone Flat, anyone ?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-bed-unfurnished-flat-Maidstone_W0QQitemZ200339045765QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Storage?hash=item200339045765&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
That’s Obama’s brother’s place, innit ?
Going once, going twice …
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-bed-unfurnished-flat-Maidstone_W0QQitemZ200339045765QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Storage?hash=item200339045765&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
Bloody brilliant! I’m amazed this shameless dumbass ho hasn’t resigned yet – I’m also interested why anyone hasnt bid either!
I hear she might have to make an urgent dash back home to Bangladesh, ‘for family reasons’ for a while.
(Quickly changing the subject). I can’t see anything wrong with that picture of Gordon.
Sorry ********, you’ve been outbid. Don’t let it get away – bid again!
Yeah right Hoooootttt
Ideal opportunity for a MP to buy this as second home. Claim twenty grand: never there. Happy days.
5 MPs bidding against each other now.
They like a bargain, don’t they ?
8 at last count.
Looks like a sub Draper wannabe is trying to hijack ebay
Wot a hoot !!!!
Well worth checking it out.
Is there no shame in our Lords and Masters.
I fervently wish that McBastard takes himself and the whole cabinet, no better still, all his MP’s, MSP’s, and all the eurospongers off to Helmand province for their summer break. Goes without saying there would be no flak jackets, no security, and the daft buggers would imagine they were on a beach a distance from the sea.
Great idea. Helmand would be a good place for one of those away-day Cabinet Meetings.
Yes… Hartlepool can be rather dull at this time of year: Scarborough, ditto.
What they want is something exciting, really exciting.
Now it happens I have this colleague, friend, Luc, who can offer the most amazing times: surfing boiling Asphalt, skating over only-just Liquid Oxygen…
Instead of Helmand, why not HELL? Overbrimming with Brimstone, and devilishly smart.
Any early scoops on the soon to be published expenses Guido?
Any unsubstantiated suspicions that you could possibly hint at?
The troughing socialist hoon who is the current MP for North West Leicestershire must be crapping himself, judging by his They Work For You profile – no wonder he is standing down at the next election.
He has had over £750,000 in expenses since 2001. Christ on a bike you could buy most of the constituency for that.
You could have certainly used the £750,000 to help to re-connect the ruddy place to the mainline railways.
Rumour has it he is going into “local Government accountancy”…….
Thank goodness I have now sold my property there….
Makes Baroness U look almost innocent!
he is up to his armpits in the subprime financial meltdown having been the Chairman of Prestbury a skuzzy mortgage and ‘debt consolidation’ firm that packaged up garbage securities in to toxic assets.
Those toxic assets have now clogged up the banks and brought some of them down. Now they are being bailed out with BILLIONS of TAXPAYERS money.
Typical Conservative spiv.
So tell us, what has Francis Maude done that is illegal?
Is he suspected of fraud?
What areas of his activities have involved fraud?
Has he been criticised by an Administrator or the FSA?
What has been proven?
Do tell.
The uncharitable might call this a smear.Remember those and what happened subsequently?
Will that be the Prestbury that called it a day in 2000 and returned its money to shareholders having made substantial profits, much of which Nigel Wray either gave to charity or ploughed into Saracens RFC? Hard to see how they caused two Scottish banks to piss away £100 billion of public money. Typical hoon, all global capitalist conspiracy theory and no facts.
Looks like Keith Vas has other interests as well as money!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-435343/Shilpa-gets-work-permit—little-help-friend-Mr-Vaz.html
Does Jonah wear Adidas? It might explain the reason for some shite profits!
Christ! being defended by Jacqui Smith has got to be the kiss of death.
In a way Jacqui’s got a point as Brown just might be said to be the right man for Britain just at the moment. His personal profile now pretty much mirrors that of the country: basket-case, failing in just about every respect, bankrupt of authority, ideas, policy, joke figure on world stage (Germany, France, Brazil, Pakistan, Poland), reputation in terminal decline. Yup, Brown is the perfect metaphor for New Labour Britain.
Did I hear right this morning?
Jackboots pontificating on VALUES?
Pass the kleenex dear
Perfect metaphor maybe, but one shite of a synecdoche.
NuLabour=Jade Goody
thick, stupid, ignorant and dead
Never mind all that hilarity. What the fuck about that thieving hoon Baroness Uddin?
I blogged about it in this post: Stunning Hypocrisy, but you get a fuck sight more hits than me.
Shouldn’t you be telling us about that, rather than a man with a glass jaw and a man with a dropping jaw?
Good blog furious.
The Police must be called in.
This is just Fraud & Theft. Blatant thieving.
Uddin & her tribe should be stripped of the wealth & privelige bestowed upon them by New Labour & thrown in prison, then given a one way plane ticket to any “paradise” that will accept them
righty right – I couldn’t agree more. Unfortunately, other countries have the good sense not to get into this situation. We however, make Uddin a PEER no less and she thanks us by stealing. Worse still, she defends her position and doesnt even resign!!! Shameless bitch!
The Police will have to be quick as she will soon be away in a far off place on her extended summer hols – but then I forgot the Police don’t act quickly except in cases like that of Damian Green where no crime has been committed but the Home Secretary is screaming for action ( Oh sorry -of course squeaky clean Ms Smith knew nothing about DamianG until after his arrest and neither did the illustrious speaker -only his deputy who let the police into parliament without a warrant.) Keystone Cops anyone? or maybe Carry On Hooning?
Then report her to the police – or is this just more of the verbal masturbation that people indulge in on this site?
558 She has already been reported to the police (2 days ago) by the SNP Leader in Westminster- they have yet to take action – why do you think they are being so slow?
Yesterday was Jacquii’s day to join the evil rich
’twas porn and pretend houses for that deceitful bitch.
Today it’s Lady Uddin, dressed in her fancy clobber
who takes her turn to be a greedy fuckin’ robber.
Tomorrow’s thieving bastard, as yet without a name,
is any one of hundreds from either House of shame.
But none of them are worried with Lyon on the bench,
‘within the rules’ he’ll parrot, oblivious to all stench
Time is fast approaching when the public give up hope
then we’ll all be marching, to parliament with rope..
Oh shit! There goes another coffee…
Nicely penned.
You are certainly a contender for the next Poet Laureate.
Dear Mr Furious
What a well put together blog.Please go on being furious and bringing us back to the important stories
Are there any honest cops left? Uddin’s a crook.
Two Udders on the housing board, the entire performance of the Rotten Borough of Towering Hamlets during the decade of Liebore-in-power, needs close examination.
Udder and her kinsmen have run the fiefdom like a lawless ‘Stani tribal region with benefits paid by we all know whom.
She’s a subsidised social housing dweller and drives a 60 000 quid BMW?
Hmmm, Inspector Knacker this way if you please.
Can we have sharia law just for her, out there in the wastes of the Arabian desert they cut off the hands of thieves I understand.
Someone make a citizens arrest – Met coppers are scared witless of Tub’oLard Ahmed’s 1,000,000 Angry Moslem brigade.
Well written Constantly.. nice to have it all laid out like that… hey Guido, how about having a ‘Troughing Top-Ten’?? or in more likelyhood, a troughing top 100?? could be a go-er…
I’ve got another idea for Baroness Troffin, here.
Affordable housing in Westminster – even nearer the office, and even more profit on unreceipted travel expenses. Get your nose in that trough, girl!
Baroness Uddin to resign from government after being caught fiddling over one hundred thousand pounds in expenses?
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=113398
“Muslim Labour peer Baroness Uddin who ‘claimed £100,000 on empty flat’ is a social housing tenant”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1177542/Labour-peer-claimed-100-000-flat-social-housing-tenant.html
http://www.spitalfieldsha.co.uk/staff_structure.html
Ala Uddin – Vice-Chair
Faruque Uddin – Housing Officer
Abdus Uddin – Assistant Maintenance Officer
She’s got the whole sodding tribe on the payroll. No wonder the BN P are thriving.
And if we have a go at her it shows that we’re all racists.
Sigh
And Peter Hain thinks that more Labour leaflets are the answer.
@Beautiful Day: excellent! Good spot!
Have just updated this post ‘Stunning Hypocrisy‘ to include all the Uddin’s cosily nesting on the Spitalfields Housing Association Board of Management.
Racist – No !!! This is about labour people bleeding the system dry (and why are there so many of them being dishonest? it seems like an endless daily scandal at the moment) – their colour is irrelevant their dishonesty isn’t -because we are paying for it!
It doesnt say anywhere she is going to resign. She’s actually defending her position!!! I hope she goes to JAIL. (perhaps we should insist she meet with Brown)
That’s why he put a question mark at the end of the sentence, dumbo!
Does Robbin’ Uddin work for that HA too?
It started in America (Chicago Democrats).
Two Udders on the housing board, the entire performance of the Rotten Borough of Towering Hamlets during the decade of Liebore-in-power, needs close examination.
Udder and her kinsmen have run the fiefdom like a lawless ‘St*ni tribal region with benefits paid by we all know whom.
She’s a subsidised social housing dweller and drives a 60 000 quid BMW?
Hmmm, Inspector Knacker this way if you please.
Can we have sharia law just for her, out there in the wastes of the Ahabrian desert they cut off the hands of thieves I understand.
Someone make a citizens arrest – Met coppers are scared witless of Tub’oLard A*med’s 1,000,000 Angry M*sl*em brigade.
Didnt Beckham meet with Brown recently? I wonder what curse awaits him (besides Posh)
Beckham’s reduced to playing for AC Milan’s reserve team though that’s probably because he’s well past his sell by date and has been for years despite all the hype.
He still gets in the England team though, because he’ll have a massive tantrum if he doesn’t.
Besides a gargantuan ego, that’s another thing Beckham has in common with Brown.
Posh….the curse that comes back every month!
Cue my tomato juice joke , honey .
E x .
Hazel NUTTY Blears is SOLELY responsible for Hatton’s defeat.
If she was so not busy last Saturday in her futile attempt to undermine the greatest British leader in a THOUSAND YEARS, Hatton would be in Buck Palace this morning receiving a deserved knighthood. That’s according to JKR, NuLab’s resident witch and sugarmummy.
As assistant whip, I will do my duty and flay the vermonous chipmunk.
And give Blears a good ticking off.
Britain never had it, so good .
I wish Brown would disappear permanently – perhaps some aliens could be persuaded to abduct him.
Brown is a feckin alien. You didn’t think he was human did you?
The ship would break.
So he’s the right man but who’s the right woman?
When will the reign of this complete bufoon end? Words can’t describe how bad things are now, for him and the country!
For Christ’s sake keep him away from the Ashes and Lions squads………
Seconded
agreed i need to get fit
Brown with the backdrop of swastikas is priceless
seconded!
Thirded
Reich, that’s enough
Third Reiched
GUIDO,
The picture of Brown surrounded by swastikas is DISGUSTING and an OUTRAGE. I DEMAND its removal INSTANTLY…
… so we can have it back on Friday for the caption competition. BRILLIANT!
I guess the kids have been doing Holocaust studies (and a good thing that they do btw). However, I wouldn’t count on the fact that placing Brown in front of the swastika images was a mistake.
Don’t forget how Labour likes to conflate the Conservatives falsely with the our homegrown fascists and the Nazis (cf. Denis MacShane’s recent outburst).
It would be better if schools taught about other genocides as well – the Holodomor, for example. So that they can see that the left has produced plenty of death and misery too. Not holding my breath though.
According to Jonah Goldberg, Nazis were Socialists.
You can’t spell National Socialism without Socialism
@99 Anon
Yes, I agree.
My main point was that Labour are trying to scare voters off the Tories by somehow portraying them as affiliated with the BN P, or creating environment that aids them.
Total bollocks of course, but Brown and his cronies are desperate.
“Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Gurner”
Kraft durch Nokia
There’s precious little differenece between facism and socialism: they both dictate how you should live and think.
There’s precious little difference between facism and socialism: they both dictate how you should live and think.
Fourthded
I wouldn’t be surprised if the demented twat brought his own swastikas to remind him of his happier life back in the bunker…
I’d imagine that his schizophrenia leads to a fair amount of paranoia when he’s taken out of his secure, familiar surroundings. The swastikas probably relax him, giving him that ‘touch of home’.
Makes all those Downfall videos on youtube seem almost genuine!
They missed the shot of Harperson dressed as Helga just to the left… (or was it the right?)
Gordon Brown moves to the right, or is it Gordon moves to the Reich of Adolf Hitler.
Wasn’t the bugger booed by parents when he arrived in Lewisham, or is this something which the fearless C4 and Al Beeb will not show.
Has he visited Old Trafford in the last 24 hours?
Does Harperson dress to the left, or the right?
Some of his audience also got up and left and one fainted!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6229529.ece
Take a look at the 5th picture; priceless
Muslim caught fiddling the system. So what’s new?
“The Labour peer accused of claiming £100,000 in parliamentary allowances on a vacant flat is a social housing tenant, it has been revealed.
Baroness Uddin, Britain’s first female Muslim peer, faces a possible police investigation for fraud over allegations she claimed the money by saying the flat was her ‘main home’.
Five neighbours have said that bedrooms in the property in Maidstone, Kent, were unfurnished and they had never seen anyone living there since it was bought in 2005.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1177542/Labour-peer-claimed-100-000-flat-social-housing-tenant.html
Fukkin racist white PRIKKS on here should just fuck off. Baroness Uddin done noithing wrong, OK!! In Tower Hamlets shes done a lot of good right. So shut your fukkin mouths and fuckk off!!!!
She’s certainly done a lot of good for her bank balance.
Dollybot tries hard to spell like what a foreign person might. Fails.
Colour / race has nothing to do with it, Old Boy.
She’s a thief. End of.
Now do calm down, there’s a good chap
Nothing racist about calling a thief and a fraudster a thief and a fraudster
Great example of New Labour’s Education System in action.
That was a press release by Gus O’Donnel.
207 : yes … media studies by the looks of it. A bit of a poor attempt to make some people foam at the mouth. but it appears to have worked.
Excellent! More troll kicking practice. Go for it folks!
oh I thought he must be being sarcastic. some of these trolls are so simple i just miss that they’re trolling!
You forgot to add “innit” Mr Coolfonz
Coolfonz, I get the feeling you live in Brent.
I’m on my way; I feel peckish.
Stand still while I knock the chip off your shoulder.
Listen up you retarded barrel of dried monkeyspunk. This has nothing to do with race, nor creed, nor colour. She’s a sponger that has commited gross acts of nepotism to employ members of her own family into positions of authority within the rotten borough of Tower Hamlets.
Go ahead and play the “race card”. I’m sure the despicable, conniving, snidy, theiving Baroness Uddin will try and play the same hand.
Its time the Met grew some balls and learned how to throw suspects “down the stairs” accidentally of course, again.
Of course she’s done something wrong. If you can’t see it you must be fucking blind. She has claimed a ton of dough for a house that was standing empty and at the same time was living in subsidised social housing even though she can’t possibly qualify to do so. It’s you more as much as mine that she’s been klepping.
One benefit scrounger nailed bang to rights, so where the fuck is benefit-scourge Purnell? Busy cleaning his flat? aye, right.
“Muslim caught fiddling the system. So what’s new?”
How many Muslims in the House of Commons?
Four? Though one is gay so I would imagine the mullahs don’t recognise him.
He’ll be buggered if they do.
Too many. Not only inthe Commons but in the country
Too many. Not only in the Commons but in the country
What effect will he have on the toilet roll industry? I have nothing to go on but suspect they will go down the pan.
It’s gordonium poisoning.
This unstable pseudo-element has no number in the periodic table, since it consists entirely of neutrons. As it decays, it fires these off violently in every direction, causing severe damage to all living things in the vicinity.
Gordonium does not form compounds. Having no positive charge whatever, it cannot hold an electron.
arf!
It emits the Nokia particle at very high speed…
Ah yes, I’ve googled it – Gordonium has a half-life equal to the average election promise before breaking down into Camerubon-2009 which is a fairly unstable isotope in itself.
The only effective way of minimising the decay and harmful Hoon-particles is to fully submerge both elements, preferably upside down, in water for say… ten minutes. Then introduce Hannan-oxide.
I say, this science lark is jolly good fun.
All the quark without the charm
And double the spin!
Makes sense… I’ve always wanted to ask Gordon Bogey ‘what’s your flavour?’
Gordonium is a mix of Bottom, Strange & Down quarks.
The Gordonium isotope Cabinetum consists of eight strange quarks, fifteen bottoms, spin of 1,240,583,969 and an as yet unconfirmed number of leptons which should become apparent when the results of the latest experiment on expenses becomes known in July.
Surely not the Gord particle? The Higgs Bos-hoon. By creating a mini black hole it makes it possible to actually see what conditions will be like at the treasury in 2010.
Congrats. You beat me to the hoon.
It was a close run thing. It’s a variant of Schrödinger’s Twat, the ‘hoon’ was going to be somewhere.
I think Squirrel Nutkin’s Observer thesis on Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle hasn’t gone down well with the leptons.
“Old Mr. B.! riddle-me-ree!
what are you doing with swastika’s three?
Old Mr. B you can’t bankrupt me, I’m going to the Moon,
Try and tax me there you fucking hoon”
I thoroughly regret buying the entire Beartrix potter audio collection…
Don’t forget that Gordonium decays into Sleazium, which after spinning uncontrollably, explodes, taking the whole of the Universe with it!
Additional properties: Excellent for extracting silver and gold
Used with straw for copper refining
I did not come on here to be reminded of the Chemistry degree that I got in 1971! having said that, some of the comments are rather good.
so it’s not just coffee on your screen
John Prescott abused atomic particle when he ‘lepton’ Tracey Temple
Didn’t Tracey suggest that Precott’s particle was only the size of an atom?
PS. With a half-life of about 2 minutes.
At least the Nazis are now doomed.
HA HA HA HA HA HA! Fantastic. You couldn’t make it up!
I did not actually believe even Crash Gordon could be so inept as to have the swastika, threefold, in his cheesey photo op, but its still up on bbc news large as life.
Fantastic stuff, this has thoroughly made my day.
I have a terrible feeling that Labour want to keep limping on with him, I wonder if Balls/Smith et all hope they all do badly enough they can all be made MEPs, it takes a serious faux pas to meet the criteria, and a crisis should never been wasted.
A tenner says that this is HIGNFY’s caption competition this week ;-)
Ach tongue! is my special my special treat for Mandy.
Pretty soon the gobbling snotster is going to find himself shunned by nervous sporting stars, celebs and world Governments.
He’s the political equivalent of Typhoid Mary.
Tip: Going “short” on whatever McMental touches is a sure fire way to make millions quickly.
Note to myself: Write a book / start a consultancy
Oh no, not you again. Abuse time.
You lot of prikks on here are the nazis not Gordon. You white racist scum shut your fukkin mouths!!
How rude! You, sir, are a naughty young man!!
I’ll have you know my heart was never really in it – I just LOVED dressing up in the uniform! Some of the things Adolf and I got up to are positively left-wing when compared to this chump Brown and his gang of crooks!
Excellent, well thought out comment, Sir.
Your contributions are well received and are a credit to both yourself and state schools everywhere.
Its Fucking not fukkin you illiterate moron.
…and Prikk is spelt p.r.i.c.k.
Balls must be so proud
nope prick is spelt B-R-O-W-N
Auditions have obviously started to find new members to replace the McBride/Dolly team. (Shouldn’t you be back at school today?)
Most of the people posting here type using their fingers. I see now that typing by mouth has unfortunate effects on your spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc., etc……
Another wonderful example of Labour education policy.
Here, here. For an encore maybe you can explain why finding humour of the swastika appearing in a photo op for an unelected despot is racist!
‘White racist scum’ brilliant! But I wouldn’t try irony too often on here, mostly we goose-steppers just prefer Ben Stiller falling over. It’s funny because he falls over!
Actually, Hitler was elected*, unlike McDoom.
*http://www.fff.org/freedom/fd0403a.asp
That has come back to get me someone actually found the funny side; but that is very amusing, in its own terrible way.
Much appreciated.
white people can’t be racist their an ethnic miniority now. Didn’t you get the memo.
Ze GC “SS” E coursevork is on ze bord fur all to zee. Stormuber Hauptmann Bruin iz inspectink ze excellent vork.
Are you and coolfonz bruvvers?
Youhave the same inimitable style.
No, sorry. Just rubbish German.
Is that you, Coolfonz?
Did you know that coolfonz, in Squiddish, means “prey”?
This dog was normal before it watched Gordon’s youtube vid
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=72d_1229379765
Ha ha, yeah.
The other way of looking at it would be to say that compared to Gordon’s You Tube broadcast, this IS normal.
Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with Gordon Brown. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The mentalist is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological and powerful. So don’t listen to him. Remember that – do not listen.
So if you ever get a phone call from McLown out of the blue (heaven forbid), the best thing you can do is make it clear to him that you sincerely believe you are having a conversation to Jon Culshaw.
The BBC article is about Jacqboots’ support for Jonah… perhaps the swastikas are her evil eyes watching over him?
Meantime, boot Jacqui here:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
even the BBC think Brown is a Nazi
bah, that update wasnt there a minute ago
Of course Nicola Burdett went out with Sion Simon. Was this part of her ‘gaffe managing’ role?
What did Baroness Uddin actually do for the country to be raised up to the Lords?
We now know what the costs are associated with giving her the Ermin, but does anyone know what her contribution is / was?
Why are these troughers in the Lords always Labour?
The Police must be called in – this is pure theft & fraud.
Diploma in Social Work – worked for Tower Hamlets as Manager of Women’s Health Project – Labour Councillor in 1990 where no doubt she learned all about expenses – a friend of Tony and Cherie Blair – need one say more…
An Inquiry is needed into her housing arrangements and the involvement of her family in fiddling the system.These people are supreme masters in the art of corruption which is why Labour love them so much and welcopme them in ever increasing numbers.
Udder and her kinsmen have run the fiefdom like a lawless ‘Stani tribal region with benefits paid by we all know whom. Subsidised social housing dweller who drives a 60 000 quid Beamer? Hmmm, Inspector Knacker this way if you please.
The religion she professes cuts the hands off of thieves. Can we have Sharia law just for her please?
Interesting piece about Guido in Private Eye, using the ‘Main Stream Media’ he professes to despise as a ‘libel umbrella’ to get out the Smeargate story…
Read up – you’ll get the picture in the end.
Using your enemies to deliver the killing blow. Genius actually.
All hail Guido.
What a wicked person Guido is for doing such a thing ,how distastful using a great big company with loads of money as a backstop,beside annonymong this came out last week please try to keep up.
Yes, thanks for outing him as a master conspirator.
I’d never have worked that out without your assistance.
I really don’t give a fig who he used to get the story out – the real story is that the lobby did nothing and are in fact a do nothing lobby letting down hard working newspapers all over the country.
Interesting article, you say, 136?
It was a piece of Ian Hislop at his full BBC pet performer pomposity.
There’s a song about Ian Hislop. It goes: “Who Put the Pomp (in the Pomp, Pomp, Pomp.?…”
Gordon Borwn: Hated in America
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/05/gordon-brown-is-hated-in-america.html
Just like here, then.
Or Gordon Brown, even. Doh!
It seems our American Cousins are a little more than pee’d off with Brown keep saying to everyone that’ll listen – “It started in America!” intimating of course that “The UK was doing perfectly ok under his prudent and wise fiscal leadership until the “trailer trash crash” happened stateside and naturally it follws that “just because I was Chancellor for 11 years ye canna pin anything on me ladddie na na – I NEVER praised the City o’ London for their excellence na na!”
has been taken over by the United Auto Workers Union of America and the US government in addition Fiat will take a 20% interest in the struggling car company.
Soon GM will collapse also.
There is one part that is wrong.
“His loyalists would fight to a man or woman to keep Brown in power. ”
Its his enemies that want him to stay and his friends who want him to go.
It’s all about getting the maximum advantage out of the situation.
he looks like a snail out of its shell and gently simmered in a garlic sauce.
as Shadow Home Secretary Grayling snail like Francis Maude is a wannabe spiv, in bed with dodgy banksters.
He takes money from Flowidea, a mysterious, a City-based investment company. No address, no phone, no website, but reputed to be a subsidiary of Arbuthnot Securities.
Also Grayling snail has an empty flat near the House that he never uses because his home and constituency, Epsom and Ewell is only 17 miles by road to Westminster. He’s claimed 120,000 pounds on a flat he never uses. He’ll lose his allowance under the new rules, from 1 July 2009.
If you think he’s stealing from somebody why not pass it on to the police or relevant authoritys,telling people on this site is just smearing and that’s all it will be,do your duty and pass it on.
whoever commented about him on Friday led to half a bad page in the Observer on Sunday. Maybe the same will happen to Grayling.
Who are Flowidea, to be splashing dirty money around to Conservative politicians?
Thanks Chris, a great idea for dinner tonight, snail and garlic sauce. The rest of the blog is bollocks.
think of his face as the greasey morsels they slip down your throat.
FlowMedia is Draper’s media company.
I have used Google to find Flowidea and Arbuthnot Securities.
I can’t see any problems.
What are you on about?
Chris Grayling
Look Draper, we know all MPs are at it, but it is clear that the labour ones are especially good at it! I refer, of course, to claiming expenses. I don’t think you’ll find many tory or liberal MPs caliming for bath plugs and pay-as-you-porn. I also doubt whether any of the other party MPs claim for their parent’s house when they are not even living there.
As home secretary, jack boots jacKie is entitled to a grace and favour residence in London, but turned it down, preferring instead to rent a room off her sister in Clapham (at a way above the market rate), no doubt so she could claim expenses.
We will see it all in July when the full list in published and we will make our final judgements then.
In the meantime, please try to remember that it is labour in power at the moment and it is labour MPs people are particulary angry and dissollusioned with. They have destroyed this country in 12 years with their incompetence and flawed, warped & unworkable idealogies. They have somehow managed to drag most aspects of public life down to the lowest common denominator and created a sort of nastiness and chaviness in society. How much more destruction must they see before they have the backbones to admit they got it wrong?
I have just watched that misfit that is our PM strutting his stuff on his new video on You Tube. Of course, it’s all spin and lies and no mention of the harsh and true realities we are enduring …… or about to.
I don’t think many people will fall for it.
God, my spelling is awful in the above message – should have checked – and I’ve only had 2 vodkas!
It started in America.
Whatever did we do to deserve Baroness Uddin?
Until this weekend’s story broke about her expenses irregularities you’d probably never heard of Britain’s first Muslim peer Baroness Uddin. I had, though, because a couple of years ago, I remember being particularly incensed while driving along listening to a Radio 4 programme about the disasters of multiculturalism.
On one side of the debate was an intelligent, articulate, well-spoken Muslim doctor who was talking about the damage multi-culti pieties had done to social cohesion in East London’s Pakistani and Bangladeshi communities. Particularly rubbish, he said, was the policy of PC councils of translating everything into languages like Urdu and Bengali – rather than encouraging immigrant communities to learn English. This, he explained, did bullying Muslim husbands’ dirty work for them by enabling them to keep their non-English-speaking, often-imported brides in thrall, and away from the tainting influence of the kuffar.
Baroness Uddin was speaking opposite him and though I can’t remember exactly what she said, I do recall being so struck by the unutterable idiocy of her half-baked and ill-expressed views that I stopped the car to jot down her name. “Christ on a bike,” I thought to myself. “What kind of world do we inhabit that someone like this gets a peerage?”
Full story,
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/james_delingpole/blog/2009/05/04/whatever_did_we_do_to_deserve_baroness_uddin
Anybody know where she is at the moment? In her London home packing for a trip abroad or in her sparsely furnished Maidstone home trying to prove that she has been living there for years even though the gas and electric bills show there has been no use – what a prudent person!
The BBC mis-reported jackboots.
She actually said Gordon was the Third Reich man for UK.
Do you think that all the “Anonymous” nomenclature posts are by the same poster ?
It’s just they all, apart from “Anonymous” of course, appear to have the same level of intellect.
Just wondering.
We’re all suffering from multiple personality disorder although we also have an identity crisis so we can’t really say who we are to be truthful with you apart from the fact we all or is it just one think Brown is a twat or possibly not !
You should get medical help for your paranoia.
Is that you – or me you’re talking about ?
We are all equally and identically one and the same
except for the others
Leave me out of this !
Hint: In the “name” box you can actually choose a unique name.
Bizarre I know, but it has always worked for me. It even remembers your input name in order to save you time typing it in again and again and again.
It even allows Anonymous 1, Anonymous 2 etc etc… what WILL they think of next these boffins.
Try it. You’ll like it. (apart from you, Anonymous, obviously)
I’ve just tried it and I don’t like it.
The little get really loves his relaunches don’t he?
I see Gormless BrownTrouserJob PM has used the photo-op with swastikas to campaign for the BNP. This presumably is in line with his recent article on Britishness. Is it a cunning plan to jonah the BNP campaign?
Brown gets an endorsement from Smith. So he can relax then!
You Too, Broon , eh ? (Beware the Ides of May)
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at homes ….
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy got swine flu….. and somehow it spread all the way to the Alleyn private school where Gus O’Donnell’s spoiled children go..
Quite funny, tax people so they can’t afford to send their own kids to a good school, give tax money to fat cat civil servants, fat bastard civil lazy bones use tax money to send their own kids to good schools while simultaneously fucking up comprehensives.
Swine Flu at Gus O’Donells kids school?
If there’s a God, please let the trail of infection lead to 10 Downing Street.
I wonder which resident of Downing Street would be unlucky enough to be the UKs only Pig Flu fatality?
anyone else seen our beloved leader in this photo on the bbc?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8033388.stm
you couldn’t make it up
He believes that becoming the nation’s beloved clown is going to get him votes. Coco the clown who was genuinely much loved knew that clowns had to be intelligent -ah well gordon hasn’t grasped that fact yet.
Well, that will really impress people – a ringing endorsement of jonah, from a self-confessed fraudster !
It’s about fucking time he had his ring endorsed.
He’s still using my Tone (geddit?)
Jacqui knows what’s good for her and who signs her expense claims!!!.
Harman, Blears smarten up , or you will be getting an Austin Tan ,
Britain has never had it, so good.
It’s true!
Everything Gordoom touches just turns to shite and it stinks.
Jury Duty for me tomorrow.
Wonder what guilty bastard they are going to drag in front of me this time.
Could be an innocent bastard of course unless he’s wearing a suit !
It’s not my fault you understand.
And it’s racist to say it is.
Now, where is that big tit that I draw such inspiration from?
Or can string words together to form a sentence?
AND his ‘uman rights is affected innit if he ‘as to wear a jacket for ‘is community service !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8033642.stm
they’ll be out by next week probably anyway.
So.. I get locked up in there for a day, maybe a week, and anyone I convict will be out the door before they release me. Really ?
You’ll also probably be directed to find half of the cases “not guilty” by the judge
sorry The Moral Compass. You get two weeks as a minimum… Just remember this when you retire to deliberate. The police would hardly arrest a innocent man.
Of course not – that’s why they arrested Damian Green-(oh I forgot – I’m getting old and forgetful that way – he was innocent wasn’t he?) Evening NewGirl just on my first glass of wine -
Hi Nell. Me too x
Brown has got the MANG
He’s got what it takes, and he’s taken everything.
Dear Guido,
My job is to do with money. For years I have regularly spoken drivel and quoted numerous junk statistics. Nobody has queried them, not even the opposition.
Now, unfortunately, it looks as though I have been rumbled. People despise me. And people, even the Opposition, are pulling my record to pieces, and calling my figures ‘junk’.
The truth is, if I’m honest – and I rarely am – I have never understood all these numbers, or what they mean. I just fiddled with them. But it looks like I’m in trouble if I can’t sort things out. And I think I have bankrupted the country. No one in my party can help either. Well, they never could.
But nothing is my fault. They should never have given me the job in the first place. So they can’t blame me.
I wonder if you or any of your readers could offer me some advice about what I should do?
Thanks,
GB
(name and address supplied)
I can feel your pain.
This reminds me of myself.
It is obvious that you are a hardworking man. You know it would be in your interests to maybe get a job with your local council because they are offering several remedial opportunities for people in the community what we pay for. They provide a range of services designed especially for people just like yourself, who occasionally may fcuk things up but don’t mean to. I’ve been there. I know and am probably the only one who could offer such advice. Take it from me, I’m being genuine when I say you will grow out of this dilemma, which possibly started in America, or somewhere close by, and will end by the autumn.
Good luck to you.
Is Vauxhall the motor manufacturer bust?
Has the United Auto Workers Union and the US government taken control of Chrysler?
In 2009 is GDP in Germany set to decline more than in the UK?
At least Germany’s GDP (which is far bigger than the UK’s) is based largely on exports, while Britain’s is based largely on consumer spending of borrowed money on imports.
Germans also have a huge savings ratio, unlike in the UK where there is massive net debt of £1.5 trillion, aswell as a growing govt deficit approaching another trillion.
The Ellesmere Port night shift will have to find somewhere else to go for a night’s sleep.
Scheiße finger
Almost as gormless as being photographed with your national flag, just inches in front of you, upside down!
Yes, I completely agree with whatever the Beloved Leader says . . .
Did I say that right?
Voice off stage – ‘Is JackBoots far enough gone? Can she say her words right? . . . OK bring her on ‘
Breaking News from the BBC:
The fiftieth person in Britain has caught a cold….sorry, caught swineflu. Attishoo!!
Careful how you go, it’s dangerous out there!
But there’s bargain flights to Mexico at prices not to be sneezed at
Has there ever been a less competent Home Secretary than Jacqui?
No wonder she has leapt to the PM’s defence. She’s nothing more than a lickspittle. Just like the rest of the morons inhabiting our corridors of power.
Balls, Cooper, Smith, Purnell, Milliband(s), McNulty, McShane, Prescott etc …what have any of these people actually done for the UK which might have improved our lot?
When they are not fiddling their expenses, they use tax payer funded time to smear each other, civil servants and the opposition.
This government is incompetent and mendacious. Lying is all part of the game. It’s all about “narrative”, whatever that means. They spend their time trying to control the media. To bend the news to suit their pathetic agenda. Anyone remember the late Dr Kelly?
They take us to war on a tissue of lies. Only the late Robin Cook stuck by his principles. The rest rolled over and allowed their tax payer swollen stomachs to be tickled by Blair and Campbell.
They speak in sound-bites as they are incapable of honest and thoughtful debate. They paint the Tories as xenophobes and once elected say that immigration is out of control. Ministers lie at the Despatch Box and don’t resign. Special advisors are employed as civil servants but act as protagonists for the government.
The media gets sucked in by the thrill of having access to ministers and weakly repeat the government’s lies. The lobby are nothing more than apologists for the incompetence of ministers. Few commentators question the claim about all the quarters of economic growth. Few question the validity of the Economic cycle. The BBC has become an extension of the BBC, another tax payer funded organization. There are exceptions but they are few. Jeff Randall is a name that springs to mind.
Brown spends 10 years plotting against Blair. Blair hands over complete control of the economy to Brown. Now look where we are. The PM and his Labour apparatchiks claim he is the best person to solve the economic crisis. It’s too ridiculous for words.
Members of their party claim allowances for houses they have never lived in. Others claim CGT relief on houses which mysteriously become their primary residence. The Speaker jets around the globe at our expense. The Home Secretary buys a bath-plug with our money.
They spend our money like there was no tomorrow. “Investment in jobs, investment in schools, investment in the NHS” they chirp from the government benches. But they never bother to measure the effectiveness of the money spent. Everything is an “investment”. The word “investment” implies getting a return for money spent. Money wasted in gargantuan quantities on endless quangoes, tax credits, computer systems etc. is ignored. When questioned on this they glibly reply that it’s only a fraction of total expenditure, and therefore acceptable. There is no accountability and no responsibility.
The PM surrounds himself with characters like McBride, Draper, Campbell and Whelan. And we are meant to accept his judgement. A man of integrity?
New Labour was never more than a schoolboy fantasy. The country now pays the price for their economic incompetence and debasement of the political process.
They are in their death throes.
What do you expect? Jacqui Smith used to be a cookery teacher at a Midlands comp and now she’s the Home Secretary FFS!
“HOME Economics” Ironic term for cookery teacher, methinks.
She fiddles money to fund a second home.
Simples.
They’re in their death throes but Brown and his diminishing gang still have another 12 months to carry on trashing the country!
Agreed 100%.
And you think there will be another general election? Everything you say indicates there won’t. And what are we going to do about it if there isn’t?
don’t like to be picky but you left out Jowell :)
Ms Jowell’s neck is on another modelling assignment for Bernard Matthews.
Sorry about that. They are so useless one forgets their names.
Don’t forget Hodge.
Why wasn’t Balls at the school where Brown gave his speech today?
Sorry you forgot Tom Watson – what has happened to him lately? Is he still one of Gordon’s henchman ? I hear he’s losing weight with worry at the moment., and what about David Taylor Labour MP for North West Leicestershire who, if Righty Right on here is right, has claimed £750,000 – yes £750,000 I haven’t mis-typed, in expenses from 2001 to present- he says much of it is for his excellent office staff – he must be trying to run the equivalent of the United Nations in his tiny corner of Leicestershire then. For some reason he’s not planning to run for election next time ……. Guido? next target?
Another apology. Watson, another of Brown’s wretched henchmen.
Gorgon McBroon said “He will have the whole country behind him”
Why does this prat continually claim to speak for the nation? More people would rather he resigned than voted for him.
Brown is the most hated Prime Minister in British history.
And that’s saying something!
No, the most hated man in history.
Incredible I know but Mr Brown spoke a truth. The whole country will, indeed, be behind him – carrying baseball bats and looking decidedly aggressive :)
The Conservatives are going to get a good kicking at the general election, again.
Can’t see the LibDems doing that well
Anonymous, that’s you again, isn’t it ?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You’re actually not that bright are you Master Baiter?
You’re really are stupid, look at the huge percentage of undecideds. Add to that the fact that the Conservatives have two clowns fronting their campaign, they won’t stand a chance.
Whenever anything unexpected happens Cameron’s face reddens because he has volatile drug addled emotions, this he follows with a rabbit caught in the headlights stare, he’s just a complete lightweight.
Whatever drugs yer on, they ain’t working, pal.
Didn’t you know that all the ‘undecideds’ will vote Labour? Christ!, I thought everybody knew that.
They are all back on duty! Yes folks, most of them took Bank Holiday Monday off. That’s trade unionism, for yah!
All hail to the Rabid Rebuttall Farce!
MB – Thanks for confirming Labour’s tactics in the next General Election. I’m sure they’ll have as much success with them as they had in Crewe and Nantwich.
seeing as you’re back again, praps now you’ll give us your take on Uddin on the take?
Well Master Baiter?
he can’t respond right now, his (very small) hands are full
You really are tiresome.
The only thing people are undecided about is which lamp post to use for Gordon.
As for you, my hairy little friend, go to the gym and get fit, you’ll need to be for the duration of the election campaign……we’re playing the long game….
Another fightback and another failure, Brown that is.
I’m working on a new wanted poster, so far Baroness Udin and James Purnell are taking pride of place, any suggestions for the remaining ten spaces will be gratefuilly received: The Daily Politics WANTED FOR THEFT
Stop nkocking Baronesss Uddin you fukkin white racist filth. Come to Tower Hamlets and we put you straight white boy fukkin racist!!
BARONESS UDDIN’ T SEE ME STEAL TAXPAYERS MONEY, OH NO MATE. I SWEAR ON MOHAMMEDS PUBES, I’M A GOOD MUSLIM YOU SEE.
“Come to Tower Hamlets….”
Why?
The place is a dump
What a peculiar pretence. in so many ways.
It doesn’t matter how you dress it up but you’re still trolling.
Trolls are incredibly dim and persistent. Once they get through the door they walk around eating everything up while skirting the rules and playing people off against each other. It’s effective but only as long as people keep feeding them with attention or they don’t get their ass banned.
If I was moderating you’d be gone by now.
She’s a criminal and deserves to go to be sacked NOW. She has lied and stolen form the tax payer. To be fair she’s not alone in that, but that doesn’t mean what she’s done is OK ‘Coolfonz’. Try and look at it rationally not racially.
and he still can’t spell “fucking”
If the Madam won’t go to Maidstone then Maidstone must go to the Madam.
Are you by any chance one of the Uddin clan working from the Housing Association Offices?
Sod off Hawridge you toadying freak.
This is what your beloved Labour thieves and incompetents have done to this country:
http://denverthen.blogspot.com/2009/05/and-so-it-came-to-pass.html
Expect another million+ jobless in the coming year. That brings it up to about the 10 million mark of inactives, jobless and invalids. Congratulations.
LABOUR ISN’T WORKING. AGAIN.
The sadness is that the fine Baroness has brought ridicule and disgust upon her own ethnic minority by her stupidity and greed – someone within that community needs to speak up and disown her and say ‘we are not all like her’ – Unfortunately, as has been demonstrated on here today – her tentacles extend even into the council and housing associations in the area – so who will dare? Rather like Gordon isn’t it ? – and so like labour, using its links to disadvantage, damage and smear anyone who dares to expose them for the criminals that they are.
Fuzz? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8033442.stm
“”Specific criminal conduct need not be proved.
“It is enough to show that the cash is probably related to one of a number of kinds of activity, any one of which would have been unlawful, for example, cheating the revenue, trading in counterfeit goods, drug supply or falsely claiming state benefits.”
Whatever happened to “beyond reasonable doubt”?
If your actions could be shown to be ‘probably’ related to any crime in Plod’s mind, you’re nicked!
The Great Fleecing of the Public has many forms.
Remember, it’s not your money, it’s theirs!!!
I love the look on Nancy Pelosi’s face in the film of Gordon giving his speech to Congress. It says ‘Who is this SOB? Can I go now?’.
Where’s this new video of him up on Youtube then? can’t find it anywhere.
http://www.labour.org.uk/labour_party_election_broadcast – not searchable on youtube directly for some reason – check out the stupid grin at 2′30″
It’s at his own website
http://www.labour.org.uk/labour_party_election_broadcast
check out the stupid grin at 2′30″, not sure why but it’s not searchable in youtube
Go away you tiresome little Troll.
That’s NINE people you’ve called a troll just on this page. Just because someone disagrees withyou doesn’t mean they’re trolling.
Because no-one other than you on this blog is up the Snotlicker’s arse doesn’t mean that we all have invalid opinions, take a look around and you will find yourslef in a minority of one.
You are either Dolly Draper or Damian McBride, and I claim my reward
Obama – 5 Pillars, Brown – 4 Pillars, Red Dwarf – 3 Pillars.WTF’s all that about?
Nicely cut lawn though.
Hardwidget!Nice to have you back.You always lighten the mood with your merry quips
Hardwidge @ 5.44
“If I was moderating you’d be gone by now”. Yes, Charles but that’s because you live at LabourList and moderating is the tedious norm applied to those with whom one disagrees. Also, I think it’s ‘if I were moderating’.
“Go away you tiresome little Troll.”
Lady Charles speaks again:
championbetrayer of theworkingunemployed classes.Enjoy it while it lasts, weirdo. You don’t have much time left.
I urge Mr Charles to consider these requests for he will hear them many times in the near future…..
Big Mac, please
with large fries
Labour loves perverts
And they love Layba, innit?
Master Baiter
So Labour have employed a one legged arse kicker have they?
That is a lame joke.
At least you are consistent.
Was that meant to be funny or was it an accident?
I think it was a fluke. MB ain’t that subtle.
B is for Brown
B is for Bumbandit
Are you implying that Gordon is gay?
Nah
Im openly saying that McMental is a screaming Queen
Google ‘gays at Cape Cod’ and you get 822,000 hits one of which is http://gaytravel.about.com which informs you that “It’s famous among gay travellers for its outermost community, Provincetown, but Cape Cod is actually highly gay-friendly from end to end.”
Just saying.
Gordon is a collapsing sack of shite on Youtube, and indeed everywhere else.
Dear all, I am one sad sausage. What a thing to be doing, writing pro Brown stuff on Guido. God help me, or rather God shoot me.
Tra laa (etc)
It can be arranged.Count Jim Moriarty and I are reputable businessmen….
Is it right, that Gordon was caught snogging a pig in Mexico city.?
Nah, that picture was on his way to work this morning on the steps of No10
Yeah, he’s worried that he might have caught swineflu. Many is checking him for rashers.
Please god, don’t let him near the Lions before they fly out to South Africa.
Be quiet, troll.
I am a Troll
And I live in a hole.
take him out to South Africa and introduce him to the lions.
Quo Vadis!
Hey! Be glad the Lions only have ol Gordie’s magic touch to deal with
S. African politians are in another whole league when it comes to screwing around with sports. It is about the only thing they’re any good at.
I am Billy Goat Gruff not a troll.
Heil Brown!
Again, another troll comment. The Tories keep trying to drag things up like this even if it’s got nothing to do with the topic.
Put your glasses on, Charlie. He’s been photographed against a background of swastikas. Can you now understand why people are making these comments?
By the way, look up the definition of ‘troll’. You’ll find it does not mean ’someone who disagrees with Charles Hardwidge’.
The Tories secret policies are so effective they have to hide them in secret while the econonmy is suffering just so they can win an election. Or, maybe, they’re just conning people? Their ideologically driven opposition in parliament has already cost the British economy up to £15 billion per annum. What makes you think these Tory brainiacs have a clue about actually helping things?
Cameron’s a patronising thickie. The plus side is that if you climb the mountain of Cameron’s arrogance to it’s snow peaked tip you should be able to slide down his sneer on the other side. Don’t forget to pack your skis.
“The Tories secret policies…”
Medication time for Lady Charles.
It’s all about winning an election. You can’t deny that, despite how fucking stupid you are.
If Cameron is so thick why does he run rings round Gordon Brown at every PMQT?
Explain the up to £15billion please? Can you give a breakdown?
I know from previous posts that you do not ‘do’ debate,in which case you would be well advised to provide more fact and less opinion.
Everyone else on here accepts that their opinion can be challenged and debated,except you apparantly. Why is that?
Looking at your link,I sense the heavy hand of moderation . Why is that?
Cameron’s a patronising thickie. The plus side is that if you climb the mountain of Cameron’s arrogance to it’s snow peaked tip you should be able to slide down his sneer on the other side. Don’t forget to pack your skis.
Is there an echo in here?
Charles
As we used to say at Eton
Do fuck off you ghastly little oik
Guido and most right-wing bloggers are trolls who have been banned from properly moderated boards like LabourList and Nick Robinson, hence why they set up their own. It’s preety childish and they’re not worth the time of day in my book.
Labour has 30% in the polls but the Tory Trolls are trying to give the impression that Labour voters are a tiny minority. The Tao warns against the perception of arrogance and believe me this will come back to haunt you.
Charles, if you’re uncomfortable with the notion of freedom of speech, you really need to go waste your time somewhere else. You won’t find this place at all congenial. Besides that, this blog belongs to Mr Fawkes: his gaff, his rules. If you don’t like it, feel free to accept a full refund and clear off.
Zeno you Troll, there’s a difference between making a point, backing it up with analysis, and being social than the “free speech” some people use which is deliberately provocative, content free, and emotionally manipulative. It’s the difference between civilisation and barbarism, or added value versus trolling.
Charlie – every time you post, you make a little more money for Guido.
Why are you on ‘ere, then, Charlie boy? Piss off back to the shite on toenails’ blog. BTW, In the polls, Labour DON’T have 30%. Check ‘em sometime and see what the Tories have. It’ll give you nightmares, hopefully.
properly moderated boards
For any moderation read censorship and hence propaganda.
Which tosser are you then? McBride or Draper?
In a pub in Highbury
Tories and Lib Dems are out canvassing today, I see lots of bright happy faces wearing blue and yellow ribbons handing out leaflets, notice how Labour hasn’t got any out cause the party is bankrupt and no one likes them and/or has a death wish.
Personal smears are sooooo last month.
“it’s snow peaked tip”
Hmm, clearly Hardwidge was taught grammar at the same place that he picked up his political beliefs.
What I find amusing is that he and his co-conspirators clearly believe that the sniggering use of slang terms for cocaine is somehow damaging for Cameron and Osborne.
I’m sorry to disappoint them but the response of the British public to the shock implication that someone took drugs as a student will be something akin to: “no shit Sherlock. What did Brown do to enjoy himslef?”
Brown enjoys misery, and is generous enough to wish to share it with all of us.
Didn’t you used to squeal like a pig when I disciplined you at school or peeping is the showers Hardwick. From what I remember you lived up to your nick name of candlewick.
The fat one eyed jock snot eater has obviously been watching all those Youtube videos about him as Hitler.
The Problem for the Tories is they’re like anyone who has a “faith”. They’re absolutely certain in what they believe and are baffled that everyone else don’t “get it”. There’s nothing new in the philosophy of the internet. Indeed, it’s the very definition of Taoism which has identifiable roots going back 6000 years. And here we get to the almost Buddhist like bit of Keynesianism: finance and markets are equivalent to order and harmony, or rules and desire. Once you step beyond these things you’re into a fuzzy indefinable territory called “faith” but this “faith” is a different quality to the Tory version of “faith”.
Labour have traditionally been about rules that lay down formulas and bring people together while the Tories are into letting it all go. When both the system and individual work along sound lines they’re indistinguishable from each other in practice but when either tilts towards the extreme they start undermining their stated purpose. This is the territory that neither the extremists on the left or right get.
Years ago, people made up their own music and traded it freely. The profit was in the quality and rarity of performance. Later, with the rise of people like Mozart and law the individual was able to perform from a fixed location like a music hall while retaining a grip on performance rights. Later still, the modern music industry mass manufactured an orchestra in your home for pennies. Today, we have the ultimate in control and distribution but that’s created a narrow, low quality, and monopolistic industry. Politics has gone the same way. It’s doomed to collapse.
Is there anything new here? No. Has it changed everything forever? No? Once you unpick the surface presentation of policies and markets, the underlying mechanism begins to unfold and you see the same structures repeated through history, in many different places, and in many different endeavours. It’s all the same thing. While Leaders, Phds, and ordinary people try to find complex and dazzling explanations to the world or rally other people to their cause, there’s nothing special about it nor is there any reason to whip up a crowd. Anyone can understand it and it’s universal. The only thing lacking is “getting it”, and the irony isn’t just that we don’t “get it”, we’re made of it.
You can’t define or control the truth. You can only discover it.
Charley take your drivel back to Pravda’s robbo’s site,you take up to much bandwidth
So, Charles can use Cut and Paste eh?
Get lost you Troll.
The only troll on here, Lady Charles of LaLa Land – is you. Now fuck off.
Hmm, must suggest to Guido that we have a competition to find the most pretentious example of Hardwidge wisdom on the internet.
A couple to start the ball rolling (with help from Google):
Should is a moral imperative. There is no-one qualified to answer the question.
Charles E Hardwidge, Bristol
Some of those Maoist guerrilla type girls in Nepal look nice.
Charles E. Hardwidge
The man’s only theme is idiocy and hypocrisy. The man’s two themes are idiocy, hypocrisy and contradiction. The man’s three themes are…..
The fuckwit is in Bristol? Probably some Guardian reading shit two doors down from me. I’ll get that primative yellow paper book they shove on your doorstep whether you want one or not & look him up.
Private Eye already has a Pseuds Corner.
I can’t be arsed to read all of charles hardweird lieboring stuff. I stopped at the word “Keynesianism”. Now I don’t know a lot about that crap, but I do know that Hitler was a great fan and it was religiously implemented in Nazi Germany. So is this the reason why Gormless BrownTrouserJobbie has been photographed with Nazi flags? And since his speech about Britishness I suppose there is no real difference between socialism and national socialism.
Chruchill put it so succinctly: Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
You know as much about music as you do about politics or the people on Guido’s site, Mr Labour List. Any 17 year old can produce, mix, record and publicise his or her music via MySpace without going anywhere near your dinosaur monopolistic industry, which is dying on its feet. And I am sure a lot of other people here are not Tories: I have never voted Conservative in my life but am pig sick of the incompetence and corruption that your friends have brought to so many areas of public life. The gallows humour on this site is some consolation in our distress at the state of the country. Now F*ck off back to your toady chums in the lobby.
CH: You are pompous and pretentious on Labourlist and are now doing it here.
Only a someone in love with their own verbosity could pen a phrase such as: “here we get to the almost Buddhist like bit of Keynesianism”
Dear Hardwhinge,
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99% of the comments on here always seem to be written by the kind of bloke who stands at the bar playing with the keys in his pocket. Do they know how ridiculous they sound?
Local boozer shut down thanks to Noo Labore. Only yourself to blame lefty.
Yes indeed, we should have more moderation so that only progressive and insightful people like you have a say. I’m sure the government will be working on it though. To be introduced after the GE.
“properly moderated boards like LabourList and Nick Robinson”
ie heavilly censored to include only “on message” comments.
British political blogging is just the same tired faces circle jerking each other – the Westminster bubble transplanted to the internet.
I’m a game developer and been around the internet longer than you lot. I’ve taken leading policy positions you’re only just catching up and got my ass flamed by thrill seekers before Labour List existed as an idea. Similarly, when people like me were capping each others asses at 60 FPS you lot were basking around the CRT glow of the Channel 4 special on “Virtual Reality”.
I’ve had political parties pinch slogans and ask questions in PMQ’s, and had my first invention published in the Sunday Times Innovation Section before I left full time education and coined industry terms like “graphics fidelity”. Now, would you rather talk to me and the people who’ve made better quality contributions, or someone like Ian Dale and the Troll Army?
Your head is up your own arse. When you have extracted it, kindly proceed in an orderly fashion for your medication.
Look in the mirror – you are a Troll plain and simple.
Trolls are incredibly dim and persistent. Once they get through the door they walk around eating everything up while skirting the rules and playing people off against each other. It’s effective but only as long as people keep feeding them with attention or they don’t get their ass banned.
If I was moderating you’d be gone by now.
Are you looking for a job or something or are you trying to impress us with your profile,either is a waste of bandwidth from you.
Thats nice dear, now have a nice sit down and a cup of tea. Ignore all the people who are nasty about you.
lololol, having read your posts I really hope you’re not trying to impress anyone. If you are then I do feel sorry for you.
Troll.
“Now, would you rather talk to me and the people who’ve made better quality contributions, or someone like Ian Dale and the Troll Army?”
To be honest I would rather watch paint dry than listen to some half-wit version of the pub bore transferred to the Internet.
“..and coined industry terms like “graphics fidelity”. ”
I’ve coined a phrase for you Charles – “Plebian Twat”.
Wow charley has read my posts I am delighted, now who would I want to impress, why you charley I want to use my keyboard to produce drivel just as you do,you are the master,do tell us if you do internet courses on drivel.
Hmm. I think you are a buffoon.
AND I’m a legend in my own lunch hour.
I said so.
“Now, would you rather talk to me and the people who’ve made better quality contributions, or someone like Ian Dale and the Troll Army?”
I’d rather talk to a small pebble. You are more boring than a small pebble so talking to the small pebble would be less boring than talking to you.
The man’s only theme is idiocy and hypocrisy. The man’s two themes are idiocy, hypocrisy and contradiction. The man’s three themes are idiocy,hypocrisy, contradiction and delusion. The man’s four themes are …..
Nah, Nah. Have some pity for the poor pillock. In his mind, it’s still 1997 so he can’t understand it all.
Is this pussyhole furreal??
More Maoist than Taoist I think…….
They’ll be flocking to labourlist after reading this. LMAO!!!
Tories don’t want conversation they want debate. Tories don’t want to bake the cake but eat the cake. Tories don’t want a recovery they want a recession. They can’t look beyond their MBA’s and marketing to the essence of life. They just want to control and brutalise like a spoilt child to big for its age.
Meaningless generalisations. Go away, and come back when you can talk some sense.
I am a pillock
Tories don’t want to bake the cake but eat the cake???? Are you for real? Do you think you are an intellectual, you subliterate leftie moron?
Ratsniffer old chap, I think we’ve been taken in.
We thought Charlie Hardwidge was a person. It’s not – it’s a RACTER-like bit of software. That’s why its comments are repetitive and have no clear meaning.
Even its surname is made-up. Hardwidge? Hardwilly? Hardon?
New’Girl’
CH will bat you out of the field before you now what’s hit you.
before i “now” what’s hit me? Can’t wait, you pillock.
“Tories don’t want conversation they want debate.”
er…. yes.
Debate is a good thing, as opposed to the current Liebour policy of doing their own thing without discussion, added to the silencing of critics and manipulation of the press in their own interest etc. (McBride buying off the Telegraph, Uddin story not on BBC…)
Guess which we prefer?
NewGirl, see my reply below.
Newgirl, don’t bother.
your made of it all right
Guidoaf Orcs,
Your harem of thick dinosaur lame brains are foaming at the mouth again. You’d best do something.
You’re the one provoking them.
Tie his hands to the bed posts.
Well thats the final nail in Gordon’s coffin, I mean who could live down such an embarrassment; An endorsement from Jacqui “bathplug” Smith.
Get Sarah to start taking the curtains down now Gordon….
There’s a difference between making a point, backing it up with analysis, and being social than the “free speech” some people use which is deliberately provocative, content free, and emotionally manipulative. It’s the difference between civilisation and barbarism, or added value versus trolling.
Now come back when you have something sensible to say. Troll.
You are a moron, labour have ruined the country, i very much doubt that the torys could do worse if they tried.
That is easy to believe, old Hardwidget
Here’s the analysis; Gordon Brown was the worst Chancellor of the Exchequer this Country has ever had and is now proving to be the worst Prime Minister in its history, is given a vote of confidence by Jacqui Smith the worst Home secretary this Country has ever had.
Now if that is not embarrassment, what is?
That JSmith – real fan of plugs isn’t she – special offer today madam
But the “right man” for Jaqcui is a wanker and a fraud….. that’s Gordon.
A few years ago thick candidates like Cameron or Bush could be managed through an election under tight control of competent handlers. Now the world is moving too fast, there are too many real issues. A numb skull like Cameron will be exposed for the air head he is. He’ll frighten the hell out of the electorate because the electorate is frightened by the economic chaos unleashed by hopeless incompetent greedy City spivs, exactly the people that will try to handle Carry on Cameron.
Obama has shown that you need brains to be elected, Cameron falls far short in that department.
Conservatives, prepare for a good kicking, again.
Eh?? talk sense man, we cannot afford much more socialist bollox they truly have spent all the money and are now printing more to give themselves to spend. which part of FUCKWIT are you having trouble with?
I’m afraid Brown does not seem to have your faith Mr Baiter or he would not have timed the most scything spending cuts and the most gargantuan of the debt payback to kick in after just the Election.
Course even that is predicated on his and Darlings fantasyland GDP predictions so the cuts will kick in even before then. But it’s blindingly obvious that the strategy is now delay the worst effects till after the election. It won’t work on the Electorate of course but it is lobbing a hand grenade into any foolish notions of Tax Cuts under Cameron.
And how exatly will the public take to cuts to the bone ? Not well I’m afraid.
Call me Dave is putting together a think tank of sorts on where the axe should fall the hardest and the fact that Trident and the Typhoons seem to be in the frame points to call me Dave trying to keep a lid on Education and Health being cut to the bone. I’m afraid this will not go down well with those on the right who thought that call me Dave was in some way different to the current lot.
Course the one thing that Baiter might have right is that public disgust with certainly Brown does not translate automatically to public Love of Cameron and only a fool would think that.
Suppresion of voter turnout is not just going to be expected this time it is going to be an active campaign strategy by New Labour. Expect the land mines of the Expenses to start taking out Politicians left right and centre very soon and stage 1 wil be well undeerway.
Obama has shown that you need brains to be elected, Cameron falls far short in that department. All Obama has shown me is you need a functional teleprompter and a good line in snake oil. List master wanker Blair has gone and Brown is a busted flush. You are going to have to get used to whining from opposition for a very long time.
Aye Jimmy i’ve got the highest IQ Brown in westminster has sure done well so far……………………….
Remind us the poll ratings again.
‘Kinell! and we’ve let wankers like this run the country for 12 years
Happy Birthday Hayek!
Please DO NOT answer or respond to any of my postings.
You provide oxygen thiefs like me the will to live.
Ignore me at all costs – you know it makes sense.
Free introductory lesson!
Fuck off back to labourlist and leave us in peace
Listen to me, Listen to me.
I have no useful information to impart
So listen to me.
Ang about look. Were not talking money just yet, alright. I wanna know about bit more about the car before we get into that. Come on you gotta seduce me you don’t just jump into bed with Terry Tibbs. You take Terry Tibbs out for lunch. You wine and dine him. You give him an oil massage and then he gives you nineteen fifty, If your’e lucky.
Have you gentlemen had lunch?
David Cameron and a lot of his big city pals would be rotting in jail under most Asian financial terrorism law. He’s willing to disrupt governance and whip up public fear, mostly, for mere political advantage. That’s terrorism by definition.
Personally, I find a collapsed economy with no job opportunities and unfair taxes more offensive. But, people trapped in a bubble of words and insultated from the consequences of their actions don’t see this. Nor do they see their own criminality or mental illness because power is an addictive mind altering drug.
Do you know what the Tory cost cutting plan is? My guess is it’s Kaizen. (First mentioned on the British political scene by yours truly.) The problem is that it removes waste but its benefits to the British economy are unclear and don’t happen overnight. That immediately throws up the lack of Tory business development plan and, yes, cuts in services.
The Tories are deluded. Whether they’re terrorists, criminals, or nutters is merely arguing over the label.
How deluded are they? I guess, we’ll find out as they’re held up to more scrutiny. Given their lack of coherent policy framework and their deep links to City finance things can only get worse for them going forward.
Listen to me.
See – how smart was that posting, huh ?
You got to listen to me.
Please ?
I can cut and paste paragraphs stolen from elsewhere and I bet you all think I wrote them.
No.
Listen to me.
Please
(and every posting adds to Guido’s cred where he can demand more £££ from the advertisers so keep writing)
you right fake charles. not bothering any more.
Go away you poor deluded Trolls.
Why don’t you make me, you poofy get?
“Personally, I find a collapsed economy with no job opportunities and unfair taxes more offensive.”
You must be really offended by the current government then, mate.
Another nulabor troll (http://www.labourlist.org/)
They can’t even troll and conceal their tracks!
The lack of oxygen to your brain caused by you wearing an over tight gimp suit makes me laugh.
Zanu Labour are against “Continuous Improvement”(Kaizen).
I think that would be obvious to everyone.
Zanu Labour = Continuous Sleaze.
The man’s only theme is idiocy and hypocrisy. The man’s two themes are idiocy, hypocrisy and contradiction. The man’s three themes are idiocy,hypocrisy, contradiction and delusion. The man’s four themes are idiocy,hypocrisy, contradiction, delusion and talking crap.
Nor do they see their own criminality or mental illness.
Read what you write.
Christ, what a nutter – plucking random buzz words off the net.
Kaizen is the Japanese industrial philosophy of continuous improvement.
New Labour, Charles, have been operating reverse Kaizen since 1997.
Oh dear Chuckie..back to your old habits eh?..Wasn’t the rehab successful then?
“Personally, I find a collapsed economy with no job opportunities and unfair taxes more offensive. But, people trapped in a bubble of words and insultated (sic)from the consequences of their actions don’t see this. Nor do they see their own criminality or mental illness because power is an addictive mind altering drug.”
Thank you for describing your Dear Leader and his bunch of Goons so precisely..now go back and take your medication,Old Boy.
“My guess is it’s Kaizen. (First mentioned on the British political scene by yours truly.) ”
Charlie Boy..you really have got delusional tendencies haven’t you?
Kaizen has been around since long before you got out of diapers..and is nothing new in British or anyone else’s politics.
Stop trying to impress..it always shows you up for what you really are…..
..just out of diapers!
And if you think that last post was clever, wait until you read the next one.
Game Developer Weekly questions section – read all about it.
I can bore for England – just watch me.
You have the cheek to call other posters trolls? you are a labour lacky and a troll. Begone from here your foul stench sickens me
51,300 – come on people!!
Don’t panic all is well,the pot is bubbling nicely
CH – you are completely barking and I claim my fiver.
The photo.
‘It’s a KNOCKOUT’
Come on stuart talk us through it they’ve played their JOKER, more than once it has to be noted……. or as Jacqui likes it Ed, up and under.
how unexpected to see jaqui , making the case for it being a privilidge to live in labours Britain so much of a privilidge that she instructs security services to spy on you , so privilidged that we need cards to monitor every aspect of our life , so much of a privilidge that the home secretary can claim 62k in unecessary second home expenses of tax payers money .
got my pop corn ready for gordons big speech on education turned out to be a combined ecnomic political justifcation for ruining the country “you cant cut your way out a recession you need to grow your way out ” caesars wife took offence at this one liner in that you first need a productive cost base before growth can then go and create wealth . After he had pinned quite a lot of the desperate parents control ideas on schools on jim kight(where was ed?? surely such a flagship policy would need ed to be present ) . i got 10 minutes into gordons verb plus verb linked with unproven verb to energise a vaccous empty future possibility speech and i was loosing the will to live , photo op of nazi dsicussion board in background brought some light relief .
but then we had labours election broadcast with the weird edit cuts , and a walk in the garden , i noticed how he slipped interest cuts in with what the government is doing and then procaiming hes saved 500,000jobs , he hasnt saved the jobs hes just borrowed more to prop them up , if he would have said i have run the economy to give 1 million people and extra 10% of disposable income by not having to carry the tax burden of the eye watering borrowing , but no its more spin , wrong facts, mythology of the socialist rubbish .
dave is right we do want change , but i want my right to choose which direction to take , labour will keep on spinning and blurring the ecnomic problem they have created , and thats wrong in its self its not honest and it breaks his oath to run the country on his honour .
dont forget darling has not told us how is going to raise the revenues to pay for the borrowings even if his figures are correct (which i dont think they are hes out by six months and even then growth will be weak ) , he should tell the public honestly , why his plan will create more wealth than a cutting one , this dumbers glossing over is making us a global laughing stock
The Hardwidge program (D Draper, lead developer):
10 REM Damien, will this do? — Dolly.
20 TALK Bollox$
30 GOTO 20
…but that’s an endless loop
Oh well, I suppose you’re right ;-)
You are just a troll and not really worth the time of day. Why does Guido allow such nonsense on his board?
So which one are you, Draper or McBride?
Lady Charles thinks he’s both. And Gordon Brown. And Campbell.
He’s that ill.
No it’s Zanu Labour so it’s
// Dolly (Why are you called that??) Will this do?
while(typeof(Gordon)==Unelected_PM){
Bollocks.Talk(Guido.Blog);
}
oh by the way if you want laugh visit daily mash , on contenders for labour leader , poor dougie
Never mind, dear… you can always go into Buy-To-Let-And-Rip-Orf-The-Taxpayer….
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-bed-unfurnished-flat-Maidstone_W0QQitemZ200339045765QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Storage?hash=item200339045765&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50#ht_720wt_1167
Just too good….
Damn “Sorry ********, you’ve been outbid. Don’t let it get away – bid again! ”
This could be tedious.
What’s the reserve???
£100,000?
I warn you…
No, I really warn you…
No, seriously don’t click on the link below…
No, don’t do it, just don’t do it!!!
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23685852-details/Now+Prescott+mocks+Brown+over+YouTube+appearance/article.do
Yes, I know what you are thinking … why have they put Prescott’s name under Jacqui Smith’s picture.
Did you miss THAT smile again…? Damn.
Will he EVER learn….
No…. Really….. did you, “Beauty is i the eve of the beholder”, watch GB’s youtube thingy??
Further down the page…….
Priceless
My God just watched the new YouTube Gordon video…
Watch the 2:00 mins to 2:10 mins – he sounds just like Stalin or Hilter.
Pity that all the working people on the video will be paying for his disaster for the rest of their working lives – we will all learn to hate his guts.
The comments under the Youtube video are hilarious. Packed with Labourites praising the PM’s performance.
Guess they will show this to him as one slice of the ‘news sandwich’.
Don’t change what people say or think in the real world though. Deluded fools.
Smiffy’s support for Gordon may be a reward for his not dumping the ‘Gurkha’ unpopularity on her. Tony Blair would have made it look as though his Home Secretary had goofed up and would have waded in to ’solve the problem’ with a toothy grin and 50 kilos of humbug. Brown, on the other hand, is either too honest, to control-freakish or too slow-moving to shift the blame in that way.
What have the Tories done to help the Gurkhas? Nothing. Absoultely nothing.
The Tory party doesn’t get the little guy like Roger Helmer MEP backs the big telecoms companies against the ordinary customer, or King Cameron. They don’t understand the material they’re dealing with or have much empathy for anyone else. Draper et al may not be able to say it for professional reasons but these people are psychotic. Put bluntly, with people like this leading their party the Tories are criminals, terrorists, or just plain mentally ill. Who needs that?
History will show it was the Ghurkas that did for Bruin – the straw that broke the camels back, so to speak. Cheers lads, serves him right!
I thought it was lights out by now, Chas? Your nurses are slipping – you should be safely tucked up in bed, washed and medicated and wearing soft cotton gloves to stop you shredding your pecker with all that frenzied chicken-choking.
Yawn
‘Draper’ and ‘professional’ in the same sentence. You’ve been at your mam’s gin.
Are you Hoons having a going away parteh?
Get your leaflets delivered Charles and don’t forget to pay your subs. The likes of McNulty, Smith and Uddin are counting on you to keep them at the trough.
“What have the Tories done to help the Gurkhas?”
What fucking space/time continuum are you fouling your nest in?
Don’t they have telly, papers, or the interweb there?
The truth is the Gurkha’s have done for gordon because they are real men , Courageous , honest, committed, not afraid to face death and danger.Straightforward, give their all, fight for the country of their choice, decent, dedicated …. How many VC’s have they won!!!??? So what does Labour offer whilst it’s trying to do down the Gurkhas……Damian McBride, Gordon, Tom, Ed, CharlieW….
BTW while Guido is running such earthshattering stories as Brown being the PM while some boxer get’s beaten it would appear that real journalism is already being strangled by the Privacy Laws that the Rich and Perverted (Mosley, who is rather more familiar with Swastikas than even Brown I should imagine) have been lobbying hard to keep and strengthen.
An extract…
Hislop also told the cross-party group of MPs that Private Eye has been banned for the past four months from publishing a story after it approached the subject for a response before publication.
“We attempted to run a story in January, we still haven’t been able to run it,” he said.
“The journalist put it to the person involved, there was an immediate injunction. Essentially it’s censorship by judicial process. It takes so long, it costs so much.
“That is a real problem and it means four months later I’m sitting on a very good story – a proper public interest story – which I cannot run and it would have been in the public domain if I hadn’t tried to act responsibly [by approaching the subject for a response].”
Full story here > http://tinyurl.com/dkls2r
And the suppressed story in question involves enormous sums of Public Money so who do you think is using Lawyers to suppress it ? (a small clue, Guido would be delighted to run it)
Indeed. The government has censorship in the bag now. If people want to fight it, they have to grow some spine and actually pull the government out of its ruling seat. June’s elections are a good start, but only a start. By not voting for Labour (does not necessarily mean voting Tory, but that’s up to the voter) next month, the government will see just how respected they actually are.
Use your vote, don’t waste it or this injustice can continue. Kick Labour’s political ass… in fact, all of them. And their Hoon’s too.
Bit of a lesson there eh Hislop?
Mosley won his case because there was no legit public interest in the story, only prurience. If he has been a bishop moralising about the evils of prostitution he would most probably have lost, so I for one am not too bothered about that loss of press freedom. If Eye had a story they were confident about which it was in the public interest could they not have published it?
Mosley was a precedent which allows stories of far greater public interest to be quashed if you possess sufficient funds and Lawyers.
The tabloid hacks who ran the Mosley story simply didn’t have the proof it was public interest. Course that doesn’t mean Mosley isn’t a depraved perverted Nazi fetishist, just that it wasn’t proved by the hacks to the satisfaction of the Judge and Court so as a result the Privacy Laws now have a far greater force than they should to protect those with deep pockets and guilty consciences.
The Eye can’t publish because they are in a Legal Quagmire that Mosley opened with injunctions preventing publication. If they publish while under injunction they would be opening themselves up to paying damages of vast amounts.
It might eventually get ruled upon but protracted delay is a very real and very costly tactic in Legal battles and many stories of gross corruption will be that much harder to uncover.
You may not like Hislop or the Eye (nor do you need to) but real investigative reporting that uncovers facts that those in positions of power (and lest we forget right now that is New Labour) would be much happier you remained in blissful ignorance of is becoming an ever scarcer resource and however entertaining or diverting blogs are they are an add on to exisiting journalism not a substitute.
If you never use journalistic sources other than other blogs you should feel free to disagree with me but do not preach the purity of blogs if you still use Fleet Street copy as grist to your blogging mill.
Peter Oborne knows the value of investigative journalism and has warned of the dangers it faces and Guido is often at one with him so it is not a view of the “establishment.”
What do you mean ‘Didn’t have proof it was in the public interest?’ Mosley might or might not be a depraved or perverted Nazi fetishist but he does not rely on any public funding, does not tell others how to behave, was not breaking the law, does not seek publicity or celebrity status and was going about his lawful business in what he expected would be privacy. Along comes the Screws, thinks a bit of S&M allied to Nazi fetishes will sell a few papers and quite reasonably got stuffed in the courts. Blame them not Mosley.
The rich and powerful have previously taken out injunctions to stop stories they didn’t like, Goldsmith and Maxwell to name but two. The secret is not to let them know then they can’t stop you. But you have to be confident that what you have got will stand up and be in the public interest.
Where did you magic the ‘preaching the purity of blogs’ up from? Or that I may not like Hislop and the Eye [as it happens I like the Eye and can tolerate Hislop]
(since there is no facility to reply to you answer properly below 877 Sir Reginald)
Well spotted that’s what “didn’t prove it” means.
They put a case forward for public interest and it didn’t pass muster.
And the fact that I referred to them as tabloid hacks was another clue that I hold those Screws journalists in some contempt for their actions.
The Mosley case has though set a precedent for a privacy law by the back door (as was said at the time) so it’s now that much harder to get a story past the injunction stage.
As for the blogs and Hislop details, those were made as a general point in reference to the posters below who were getting hot and bothered about Hislop and his lack of sufficient reverence for the “art” of blogging. Blogging is not a substitute for investigative reporting or the press, nor will it ever be.
(a subject I note with amusement that Guido has decided to wade into again.)
BBC are saying Labour peer with second home to be investigated
Also http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8033388.stm
Sky running it too…
But it’s the House of Lords that’ll do the investigating, not Plod
Unfortunately.
complaint has been made to police as well.
Nope he’s NOT learnt…..
FFS – two and half days after the S Times broke the story. Quite pathetic. Well done the BBC (not).
Labour Peer with second home? That narrows it down. Or is there a labour peer without a second home…or a third, or fourth…
Ian Hislop, establishment man,drones on and on about Blogs (Con.t. page 94)
Ian Hislop? What a bloody let-down he now is!
I really don’t have a lot of time for Hislop these days. Like Gordon Brown he strikes me as someone whose time has been and gone, yet it still on the stage refusing to listen or budge.
Hislops just frightened of new media. Private Eye has survived for decades circulating rumours and half-truths that public figures would like to conceal. Now the internet does that. Beyond that I find him too cynical. I don’t like corrupt or hypocritical politicians, but there are loads of essentially decent ones and I admire those. He seems to have some grudge against all the political class – despite the fact that he arguablly resembles them in every way.
Hislop is just a typical example of what is often now being called the Politico-Media compex. A small body of opinion who enforce their views on the rest.
An example would be the death penalty. I don’t support it myself, but the majority of people do. In a genuine democracy hanging would be back on the statue books. It isn’t – because, like me, the Politoco-Mexia complex don’t want it.
This little brown nosing oik is about as funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch.
Please, Gordon, Please.
Please ring up Man Utd and wish them good luck.
It worked once before…
http://www.anorak.co.uk/back-pages/180576.html
And if anybody had missed it Gordon bailed out Northern Crock who are sponsors for, you guessed it Newcastle United…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_United_F.C.
Good luck Man Utd!
It works.
Man United 2-0 up now.
You know it makes sense to vote Labour.
Who in their right mind would vote for a cannabis smoking Old Etonian ???
To NewGirl and any women bloggers on here:
I seriously don’t know how any women can vote for the Tories.
Harriet Harman recently passed the Equalities Bill which demonstrates Labours commitment to equality and feminism.
When the Tories were in government they did nothing to press forward on equality – instead they brought in the notorious homophobic “clause 28″.
Labour has delivered more equal wages, better opportunities and education and training which have vastly improved women’s freedom and life choices.
Labour has the best record of any UK political party in terms of women’s representation – more than three times the number of women MPs than all the opposition parties put together.
My dear old Hardwidget,you are so delightfully quaint and you are VERY entertaining.I for one hope you stick around here wasting your time.How is the pain of the diodes down your left side now?This old technology, solid state is so much better
There are none so blind as those that will not see
Hi to my refined colleague :)
Charles, where is the equality in all women shortlists?
And your point is?
The Tories would never, of course, countenance a woman Prime Minister.
Equality and feminism are opposites, they don’t belong in the same sentence.
“The Tories would never, of course, countenance a woman Prime Minister.”
Doctor Mick FTW!!
Every time I hear labour particualy harperson come out with an equality scheme, I just shudder and think which part of the white male christian is going to get discriminated against this time.
forgot to add white, hetrosexual, christian, male, I missed out one.
Yup if you are all of the above you are fucked.
Oh dear, Mr Earwig.
You make (at least) two major errors in this posting. One is to imagine that the bollox put out by NuLab bears any direct relationship to the truth.
Do please remember that Bliar/Brown are assessed by many independent bodies, some international with no axe to grind, to have INCREASED inequality.
Also, you imagine that only women can give women a voice. That’s as daft and as patronising as assuming that only men can do that for men.
And the third of my two objections is that you seriously believe that everyone’s voting choice is driven solely by self-interest. Certainly it is an influence, but it is not the only one.
Pillock. Go back to the filthy fantasist Dolly, where you belong.
Besides, the jury’s still out on whether Newgirl is female or some bloke pretending to be a girly to more attention than is warranted.
OK Newgirl.. just a little wind up :)
I mean why the fuck would anyone pretend to be female if they weren’t on an anonymous blog for the attention (?can’t say I’ve noticed much besides Alien8n offering me a beer) which doesn’t count anyway ’cause its an anonymous blog…?? Can’t prove I am female, obv, but I think its pretty obvious from the way I talk. Anyway, doesn’t matter, the only sexist thing about this blog is the leftie trolls who always but always assume everyone else on here is a Tory boy. Which is both narrow minded and inaccurate.
Don’t blame us females for Anonymous!
PPS I simply can’t have MORE attention than is warranted…..its all very warranted!
Calm down, calm down dear, this is just a blog.
PS
I admire your balls ;)
that’s what you get for accusing me of being a bloke!
It was just a hypothesis not an accusation. Anyway, commiserations that you ain’t a bloke. Better luck in tn the next life, eh?
OMG !!!
I ain’t got time to comment on your ramblins , Charles , honey :-((
Too busy furnishin my bloke wiv pestachios an lagers in preparation for the big game tonite . Don’t care who wins as long as it ain’t The Scots .
Ta da E x .
Sexual equality hasn’t reached your part of la-la land yet, then?
Ewanme dear,
There are no jockoe teams in tonight’s big game. There are two “English” sides – Man U & Arsenal.
My god I just hope you can put the pistachios into your bloke’s correct orifice. Get that right at least.
Oh right , cheers for clearin that up , Doc x .
Who cares ?? Ain’t they all closet benders ?? Apart from that nice Graeme LeSaux , that is .
Someone tell Prawn that I can smell her fish-pie from here .
Gonna tune in for the game .
See ya E xx .
They’re all Prwan-sarnie munchers anyways. Aye, that’s me off an’ all :)
Why don’t you ask one then, Charles? Do you know any women?
There are many female Tory voters out there, including my wife and, far from regarding the likes of Harriet Harman and Jacqui Smith as role models, she views them as talentless, useless and annoying.
My wife is also far more intelligent and successful than I, and she has managed her achievements without an Equalities Bill. And if you tried to appeal to her in the name of feminism, she would rip your nuts off.
Moreover, the Labour government has no right whatsoever to claim that it delivered “vastly improved…freedom and life choices” for my wife. Don’t flatter yourself. She did it herself, through her own industry and initiative. She didn’t need some overgrown student feminist to draw up some kind of Equalities Bill.
Christ, do you New Labour supporters still bang on about Clause 28? How many people in the UK in 2009 even know, less care, about Clause bloody 28? And why should Clause 28 matter to women in today’s Britain? Why are you conflating women’s rights with Clause 28 anyway? Are you mad?
Ah, I have just read some of your contributions higher up, Charles, so there is no need to answer my closing question. I already have the answer.
Good point, well-presented!
The women MP’s are generally as your wife describes. They are not role-models, they are an embarassment.
Thats a bit sexist isnt it not Charles you council twat, are you working overtime tonight Im I paying for you to post shit propoganda on these blogs ?
Labour has the best record of any UK political party in terms of women’s representation – more than three times the number of women MPs than all the opposition parties put together
All Gold-diggers.
Labour sit down at the same table as people who punish would homosexuality with death and would legalise the beating of women who dressed in an unislamic fashion as in Iran.
What makes it even more sickening is that the only reason they meet/support The Muslim Parliament of Great Britain is so that they can be the recipient of block votes orchestrated by the Shaiks and Mullahs at Friday Mosque.
The MPGB has been exposed on a number of occasions as a haven for extremists but the Labour party choose to ignore the whistleblowers many of whom are Muslims themselves.
I do not understand how the cause of equality is advanced by supporting an organisation which is opposed to equality.
When it is done in such a politically self serving manner it is nothing short of sickening.
In the event of a Muslim majority in the House of Commons exactly how long do you think legalised Homosexuality or Womens rights will last?
Apologies for typos – two fingered typist………..
Should have been
“Labour sit down at the same table as people who would punish homosexuality with death and would legalise the beating of women who dressed in an unislamic fashion as in Iran.”
Will try harder………..
As a woman I would far rather have just one highly qualified minister of the crown(Maggie Thatcher) than a shed load of over promoted incompetent self serving fruitcakes that thrive in the newlabour freak show AKA the cabinet.
Yes Charles, they do have a lot of women MPs – they are a perfect example of the difference between quantity and quality.
That’s it then ?
That’s your best shot at convincing us ?
Stay away from Sales as a career path, mate. for youur own good.
“Pathetic attempt” is the best feedback I can offer I’m afraid.
Newgirl I concede that you are a woman! A stroppy one. And indeed, I venture to suggest you are a BLONDE ;)
How did you guess?? I know. You’re a real doc aren’t you?!
Trust me ;)
CH. You are a prize prat. As a woman (yes I am Dr Mick, but not sure how I can prove it, though you may notice me get vicious on a regular monthly basis) and, guess what, more relevantly, a human being, this government has done fuck all for me. It has ruined the society I live in, removed or legislated against most of the values I hold dear, and has destroyed many of the hopes or aspirations I have for the future. I dread bringing children up in this so called classless society, with a state education system that seems determined to stamp down the brightest and most gifted to the level of the mediocre. I cannot bear the utter contempt with which you and your ilk hold for middle class, hard working, law abiding people, who you thieve from to fund the underclass of illiterate, ignorant, useless and law breaking scum that is propogated and promoted by Your welfare state. And you can stuff your patronising quotas up your arse, because I don’t want them and don’t need them to hold my own.
Respect. Always knew that you were the deadlier of the species. Ko’d patronising CH with all his fucking Labour Newspeak in one. Total Respect.
If women were only paid 77% for doing exactly the same job any employer would be daft to hire men when they could hire 1.298701 women instead or just hire .77 women to do the job and boost the botom line that way.
Of course it could just be a massive Jobs For The Girls smokescreen to get Labourites into cushy jobs.
The Nazi flag just about sums up this government and the surveillance society they have created
The Third Way, was it cover for Hitler reborn, Gordon Brown the Nazi?
He and Obama did go round hailing the “New World Order” after the G20 summit.
Is that why so many Labour supporters are voting BNP they think they are voting for Gordon.
To Charles Hardwidge who posted above
To NewGirl and any women bloggers on here:
I seriously don’t know how any women can vote for the Tories.
When the Tories were in government they did nothing to press forward on equality – instead they brought in the notorious homophobic “clause 28″.
Notorious and homophobic is was and it was wrong but what about Labour monitoring all our telephone calls and all our internet usage -spying on us at every chance through CCTV and bringing in identity cards – that is plain evil
that is plain evil
It is plain Orwellian.
“When the Tories were in government they did nothing to press forward on equality”
They appointed a woman prime minister. And on merrit, not tokenism.
Tokenism? ( another word for mafia muscle) is everything in the labour party. If it was based on merit how would brown have ever succeeded to the prime mentalist job without being challenged?
“notorious”?
The amendment stated that a local authority “shall not intentionally promote homosexuality or publish material with the intention of promoting homosexuality” or “promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship”.
No agitprop of homosexuality in schools. What, pray, was wrong with that you buggers?
Aha! Emma! It seems we do not understand! There is ‘bad’ evil (ie,Tory) and ‘good’ evil (ie Labour).
Or something like that…
472: Well I’m a woman blogger and my view is all the women in the labour party are a disgrace to women, they are all past their sell buy date and all of them should go.
I’m more impressed with many of the woman coming through in the Conservative party than in the Labour party. It also worth saying – the Conservatives have had a woman Prime Minister – Labour haven’t come close.
Is Georgia Gould really the best Labour can offer us in the future?
let me tickle ya, i’ll put my little index finger under your chin, give it a little wiggley wig & you’ll say “terry i’ll take £18000 thank you very much & good night. No one jokes when they talk to Terry Tibbs and Terry Tibbs does not joke back! I do like those Swedish girls I tell ya that, I had this Swedish girl, 63 she was, she came up to me, she says “excuse me sir, d’ya mind if I sit down next to you’, I said hang about, ill get us a hotel room, bitta room service, make love for nine hours, I wake up, I look down, and she’s got a pair of balls, I couldn’t fucking believe it.
My wife says you are right
My Charles, you and the boys at labour list do have a low opinion of female intelligence don’t you?
You’ve realised that most voters can’t wait to see the back of Brown/labour, but you still harbour the faint hope that women are dim enough not to have noticed the country is a bankrupt, overcrowded, spied upon hell hole after 12 years, and so you come crawling for our vote.
Do you honestly imagine the likes of Smith, Harperson, Blears, Uddin, Cooper or Jowell are feminist role models???
Every one of them has put women back YEARS, with their idiocy, incompetence and dishonesty. There is only one female politician with any credibility and she was the Tory Prime Minister for 11 years, Margaret Thatcher.
In the seventies we has the transendance into the unbelievable, aka Arthur “jumped the shark” Fonzarelli; for the noughties we have a new one: Gordon “cracked the smile” Broon.
It’s not often that TwoJags gets it right but this time he has. Gordon’s so-called smile, a leering grimace, a wolfish, sinister rictus, replete with insincerity, a mere advertisement of recent dentistry which has made him look even more in need of psychiatric help than in the past.
Long may it remain in the public focus. Every time he shows his teeth he loses a few more votes for ZanuLabour. Keep smiling, Prime Minister, keep smiling!
Nicola Burdett was hired more than a year ago, but the embarrassing pictures continued, so she should have been sacked by now.
Gordon hasn’t twigged that she is doing it on purpose.
Don’t tell him who put her up to it.
…and this is how the Maily Dail reported her appointment last year, complete with a couple of cracking pics!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1008742/Gordon-Brown-hires-spin-doctor-stop-visual-gaffes–shame-Olympic-torch-set-hair.html
Uddin is finally reported by BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8034828.stm
About time too, the story is only 3 days old now.
“I welcome this review and will co-operate fully with him in the hope of a speedy resolution and clarify that I did not break the rules of the House,” she said.
Isn’t it interesting that none of them care about what is right or wrong any more, only if their behaviour is “Within the rules”. These hoons need to get a real grip on how the rest of us (who are paying) see their behaviour.
I don’t particularly like US politics but there is one expression used constantly over there that should be brought over here – the description of any public spending as “Tax Dollars”. It empasises the fact that this is OUR MONEY THAT WE ENTRUST THEM TO SPEND WISELY. Maybe talking about 100,000 TAX POUNDS claimed in expenses would shame these hoons into behaving a little more responsibly. Then again….
“…..OUR MONEY THAT WE ENTRUST THEM TO SPEND WISELY.”
Bloody hell, since when?
I know – sad isn’t it. Can’t wait to see the expenses files in July, that will tell us how they decided to spend our TAX MONEY.
Someone mentioned it here the other day but the best thing Cameron (and Clegg) could do now is to go through the expenses BEFORE they’re published. Collect apologies and resignations as required, then really sock it to Liebour at every opportunity that they are the corrupt party. If they could get this done before the June elections then even better, but I suppose it depends on how many skeletons they have in their own cupboards…
573 “…since when?” – After the next general election maybe??
Steve, your posts 554 and 588.I totally agree; Cameron and Clegg would only lose the dross (like the Wintertons and Francis Maude) leaving Liebour high and dry with their large numbers of troughers and facing wipeout
One newspaper today was talking about nearly £200,000 and another £350,000. This story has yet some yards to run, though I suspect ‘the fine’ BaronessU will be running off on a summer holiday in a far flung place before the Police decide to act and question her.
Thank you. wonderful. last two paras about how Supreme Leader has tried to fix this but people haven’t supported him.
“I welcome this review and will co-operate fully with him in the hope of a speedy resolution and clarify that I did not break the rules of the House,” she said.
Well in that case we should burn the fucking House down.
The very least she should do is own up to the fact that she played the system as was her right but having a moral conscience and undestanding the outrage of the great unwashed, will now sell the house and refund the monies recieved for having been found out as a conniving moneygrabbing nuct, do as I say but not as I do scumbag promoted to the Lords as a patsy of the equality for everyone, despite the fact that you are fucking useless brigade.
Better still, Resign, do the Porridge and fuck off back under your stone.
How can these fuckers, so trusted by their own communities live with themselves when they see the deprevation here in TH of those around them.
SEETHING.
51,514
I have before and after screenshots of the BBC’s editing of the article and moving the nazi picture if you would like them guido pop me an email.
Same here I saved that comedy gold for future trolling purposes on Labour sites.
C’mon , angry people of the world – get commenting on the one who bankrupts our nation.
Notice how CH and Master Baiter have come in late this evening, when they normally only work public sector administrator hours?
I’m guessing they were given a 4 day weekend in return for pulling a late one tonight.
Perhaps, if they’re really good, they may get some takeaway pizza too.
What’s with the ‘They’? Were one and the same you Troll. Tra Laa.
Its past your bedtime.
Dear Mr Baiter,
may I respectfully suggest you fuck off and die?
Yours sincerely
All we are doing is helping them with their NVQ Media Studies revision.
I see that stupid cow Mary Riddell is still trying to defend McMoron in the Labourgraph.
Keep up the good work Mary, we want to milk this one a bit longer yet.
eBay’s upto £510!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seeing those swastikas convinces me that Herr McBraun is the right man for the job.
What that job is I don’t really know.
In 2008 Spitalfields Housing Association received a public subsidy of £37.8 million – it is the housing association which Baroness Uddin rents from.
The average rental of their properties is £416 per month.
Spitalfields Housing Association is the largest Bangladeshi-led housng Association in the UK, founded in 1979.
Not sure what the relevance of this to Uddin is. As we know, she lives in a flat in leafy Maidstone according to her expenses claims……………………… Perhaps though, just by accident of course, she has forgotten about that and accidently carried on living in her state subsidised housing in Tower Hamlets rented off a Housing Association with which she has family connections. Crazy, I know but it could just be true.
Solution: 1)Uddin resigns from Government by noon Wednesday, or Brown sacks her (no, don’t laugh, he should have doen it as soon as he knew of course).2) Uddin pays back all expenses claimed on Maidstone property (plus interest at HMRCE rates) by close of bsuiness on Friday as attempt to mitigate future sentence for fraud case to be taken forward by CPS in due course 3) Baroness certificate withdrawn.
ditto Mandy ;)
I have only recently found out about this. I’m sure Baroness Uddin will be forthcoming with (nothing like) but the truth during this inquiry. I have every confidence that she has done everything within the rules.
Of course, if she really has been habitating the Maidstone residence, she will be able to produce all the utility bills,thus, clearly refuting those nasty racist white neighbours who claim the property was unfurnished and uninhabited.
Baroness Uddin is/has been on the Board of the Bethnal Green and Victoria Park Housing Association. What would she earn as a board member of a housing association??
Two members of her family are officers of this HA and another is on the board. No sweat then? Message to the 25000 waiting for houses here, complain about BaronessU and you have no chance of ever getting a house. How very typically labour.
I’m not defending the thieving Hoon, but Uddin in Bangladesh is like being called Jones in Wales. That’s not to say that they’re not her relatives, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if they turned out to be her first cousins, or summat.
Have they kicked off yet? Hope I’m not too late. Just want to wish Arsenal all the best for tonight.
Gordon.
Dear Master baiter
Maybe you could pass on this websites address around the web?
It would be fucking brilliant, all that extra money generating traffic.
What’s taking Guido so long to post the Prescott pic ?
Surely that sort of thing will bring the house down here ?
Arsenal are the best team ever. I wish them total success.
Gissa job.
Charles Hardwidge is somebody employed by Labour spin to infiltrate blogs, not just this one; how much is it costing you?
He’s not doing a very good job for the money is he?
don’t discourage Brown – the more he indulges in these stupid pranks the more the electorate will seem for the stupid dick-head that he is!
Fuck this. Why doesn’t the Queen just dissolve parliament? Even she must be embarassed by this mockup government. What a bunch of c u n t s!
(not the Queen…)
My polling card arrived today for the european and local elections, I wonder if our wonderfull leader recieved his. If so I like to think of it sitting on his desk glowing green like a big lump of kryptonite.
There is an antidote to Kryptonite.
It’s called Fuck_them_onite.
It makes them immune to anything we say or do, they control the police, traffic wardens, who the fuck knows who controls MI5 or MI6, the DSS, the CCA, the list is endless.
The only hope are the guys who actually put their lives on the line for us – the armed forces.
What are the chances? Sound familiar?
Call me an optimist, why don’t you….
Vote for us. At least you will enjoy getting fucked .
The Kiss of Death or the Evil Eye? A cosmic riddle for The Sun’s astrologer to work out.
Good grief. Looks like enough people have complained.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8034828.stm
Uddinlivetherereally has made it onto the State Information Service.
With the notable exception of Joe Calzaghe (and possibly David Haye / Carl Froch, early days yet), Hatton is one of a long list of hyped-up Brits that do well as big fish in small ponds, before squaring up to some decent Yanks (or Filipino in this case) and getting a lesson in humility…
His early fights were good, but as soon as he started fighting Americans I thought he looked decidedly ordinary.
Of course Hatton receiving a blessing from this accursed one-eyed Scottish fuck would not have helped.
Amir Kahn has the stuff to go the distance. If Brown doesn’t curse him too.
Glass chin.
We have officially recieved confirmation from Gordon Brown that he will refrain from wishing us luck in our game on Wednesday, we don’t want to suffer the same fate at the other sportsman.
My friends,Joanna Lumley has said she wrote to No 10 3 times asking for a meeting about the Gurkhas but got no reply.No 10 says they offered a meeting with the Home Secretary.Who do you believe?
They thought she said Gherkins.
Yes, but LOOK at them .. Jacqui Smith only there because PLP insisted on all wimmin selection list. Why don’t you go the full hog and ensure an all wimmin cabinet from which you can “choose” an all wimmin PM.
FFS Talk about lowest common denominator … a sure way to ensure that the best people don’t run the country and we lose competitiveness.
PS. I’m against ALL positive discrimination whatever the type.
Yay… another Brown youtube motion. This time they weren’t so keen on him speaking direct to camera though. Boo.
An Oscar winning performance if ever I saw one.
The “Brown Bounce” has now begun in earnest.
Does anyone seriously want an Old Etonian coke head as the next Prime Minister??
The thing is, the people want ANYTHING except the present incumbents. They’ve had enough. They want CHANGE.
The Tories do not need to advance any policies at all. All they need do is stand back and let NuLabor hang themselves with all the rope they are given.
Thanks TAGH, you just beat me to it.
You can’t sugar coat a turd and sell it as a doughnut.
I’m convinced Gordon Brown has to stay where he is for me to win the next general election.
It’s really a theological issue now. We’ve seen all the evidence for the ‘curse of the one-eyed son of the manse’ – presented scientifically by our good host.
It’s clear that God is displeased with Broon, hence his turning everything good to total shite. God is also displeased with us since we turned from the path of righteousness.
So the plagues will be visited on us, until we get rid of him.
Prayer might help….. I suppose.
But, theologically speaking, only an election can save us from the wrath of God ;-)
The swine flu thing got me thinking……
That, and a bottle of Sancerre.
Musht shleep………..
Spoiled for choice aren’t we?
Why have they censored negative comments? I thought they were “listening”? Looks like they have dragged Timney from his films to type some positive, though clearly very contrived comments.
No, no all the comments are positive because this stunning presentation has won the doubters over. Honestly.
One or two of the comments have a strangely disjointed feel to them. Do you think anyone would ever type the phrase, “Gordon is the man”?
Clearly the lovely Joanna is not Gordon’s type
Whoops wrong thread – must stop watching the footie – it’s for 643
‘Course not. She’s a red-blooded female with beauty, brains, and tons of class.
And however much he might enjoy it, he is not worthy to lick her stiletto-heeled boots.
I seriously don’t know how any women can vote for the Tories.
Good one.
For what it’s worth , I seriously don’t know how ANYONE (Equality !) can vote for ZaNuLabour, and think about this .. every vote you make for your beloved party is instantly negated by the one I make against it.
Isn’t that a depressing thought, Chick ? Certainly cheers me up ‘cos I think you guys may need every last vote and yours is binned.
KUDOS, NewGirl
Why is she selling? ( whoever put it on on Ebay – well done!) so that she can justify having a housing association house whilst there are 25000 real prospective tenants in her area waiting for a roof over their heads – New/Old Labour all about looking after those in need – (well, only after we have made sure that we have looked after ourselves, says Home Secretary and the fine Baroness)
Q&A from the auction:
Q: Don’t want to sound too picky but does it have Sky or Virgin TV installed? My husband is very keen on pay-per-vew, keeps him busy, you know what I mean… A: Full Gentlemens entertainment is available. It will keep him fit whilst you are opening Mosques
Q: If I buy this residence from you, could you please provide me with a receipt far in excess of the actual cost? I need to be able to claim this back and make a fat profit. Could you advise?
A: Advise? Of course. I charge a mere £1000 an hour. Cash
Q: Does the residence have a “Hip” report as I would hate to do something illegal? one must be so careful these days.
A: Don’t worry about that. I have friends in very high places. Anything is possible
Q: Hello my friend, do you think my 10 children, 2 sets of grandparents, brother, sister, 3 aunties & 4 uncles would fit in this abode. Also is there a nice mosque near by?
A: All are welcome. You may even sublet to Somali pirates
DR MICK! GIVE OVER!
Oh I dunno. She looks a bit boyish.
I think Anonymous is a bloke pretending to be female too.
No?
Shit don’t bounce.
Note that the comments have to be approved, therefore the reason that there are only positive comments. The man is a coward, scared of what he knows most think about him.
Let the last Old Etonian Prime Minister be Lord Alec Douglas-Home and not Dave”I’m doing a line” Cameron.
I’d happily take Alec Douglas-Home over either Cameron or Brown. As it is we only get to choose between the two of them – so Cameron it is.
“Countries like Africa…” What a 24 carat fucking mong head. Countries like South America, countries like Asia. What has happened? y four year old has more entitlement to his position and he doesn’t pick his nose
Only a step away from “Countries like EUROPE”!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scary
Think she means “seedy” resolution…
I couldn’t believe that when I read it. WTF??? I don’t think even the Grauniad would have published that bilge.
Too true. I read it and – surprise! – it’s the same old Polly Twaddle. ‘All Brown has to do is…’
Why do those two Labour hags think that desperate attempts to make the case for Brown actually count as ‘comment’ pieces.
Almost a mea culpa from the Heffalump:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/simonheffer/5279998/Labour-must-stop-worrying-about-their-silly-little-party-and-put-Britain-first.html
Almost…
They don’t know if they’re the Torygraph or the Liebourgraph at the moment, one minute they say he’s wonderful, next minute they say he’s a flawed character with a limited understanding of what was required for the top job.
I still think they are Liebour underneath, but desparate not to lose any more readers than they did last month after the McBride farce.
Me, I’ve replaced most MSM with the blogs over the last couple of months – hat tip to Guido, Dale and the others, not afraid to say what’s on their mind ;-)
Swallow and Summer. This paper is for U turning and U turning and tur….
Agreed; not one of my finest essays but then my hands are tied by DT Editor and, ultimately, The Barclay Sisters who, for the record, are a couple of cock-suckers. Fucking nouveau trash. Die, you Hoons.
Heff. Have a lie down. Yes, The Barclay Sisters are a couple of faggots and have made our jobs almost impossible but they have all the money.
If either of you Barclay faggots are reading this; I hope you contract cancer and die a painful death soon. Actually, that would be too good for you. Fuckin cancerous nothings.
Better than a Fettes hippy
Grytpype,
Not entirely my ideas, but the expenses are all going to be published sooner or later (I’ll bet that Guido is already sitting on his copy). Given that it IS going to happen, it makes sense for opposition parties to take the high(er) moral ground and release the info on their terms.
It would also alllow the opposition to determine the level of troughing that results in a resignation, apology, payback etc. This of course dependant on the theory that most of the Opposition front benches are clean and that there will be only a handful.
What could work is if any Tory or LD with the slightest blemish immediately resigned as an MP and triggered a by-election, then massive pressure could rightly be put on Liebour to do the same – and we all know what the consequenses of that would be…
labour cocksuckers aren’t passing negative comments. Mine was *very* polite, but firmly anti – no sign of it.
Mine to, All I ask for was a democratically elected leader.
Yeh weird init, cannot imagine that those wonderful, moral, upstanding peeps at number 10 are somehow fixing it so that all the comments appear in favour of Broon. Oh wait a mo, they are a shower of devious bastards and will do anything to cling to power.
I’d take an old etonian cokehead over an inept half blind Jonah any day of the week.
Mine hasn’t .Perhaps someone else is helpfully going to vote for me
Come Christmas many of the Turkey Army will do so.
Is McPoison a Gooner?
Perhaps Jonah wished him luck this evening…
Arsenal 1, Man U 3
She’s not got a big enough vat of acid to dissolve it in.
Brown’s premiership is turning just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
Don’t know if anyone has posted this as yet..but the Spitalfield Housing Association being registered with the Housing Corporation need to keep its activities within the regulations which can be found here……..
http://www.housingcorp.gov.uk/server/show/conWebDoc.3832
Given the many sections that may have been breached and obviously intentionally breached, maybe they should be removed from the Corporation and the £37m public subsidy taken away.
Subsidized housing sounds to me like gerrymandering – just the sort of thing that made Lady Tesco flee from Westminster Council to Israel when it was pointed out by the District Auditor. (Hint, hint)
correct me if i am wrong but does anyone think gordons new vid smacks of westwing !!
Only if you mean the west wing of Broadmoor.
Brown’s cabinet are making themselves look worse by their spinelessness in holding back from challenging him. One of them should have the courage to stand against Brown. Sure, their going to lose the next gen election – but at least they’ll have been PM for a few months – be in all the encycopedias.
The Tories were pretty ruthless at dumping Thatcher in 1990 when she was seen as a liabillity. It probably won them the 1992 election. Labour don’t seem to have the same edge. We’re seeing the slow death of Labour as an electoral force. As a former voter I’m saddened. In other ways I feel exhilarated.
as a former voter you should feel bloody guilty
“We’re seeing the slow death of Labour as an electoral force.”
Good and good riddence.
“We’re seeing the slow birth of Labour as an electoral farce.”
Was Brown at The Emirates Stadium tonight?
How many times is Brown going to relaunch his career, and does the bugger have CRB clearance to work with vulnerable children?
Tickets this way to the Chatsworth Express!
Come and watch pikeys making a mess,
Of the lives they were given by Him upstairs!
And kids, they’re convinced, aren’t actually theirs…
What sounds on earth could EVER replace,
Kids needing money? Or wives in yer face…
‘Cause this, people reckon – and me included -
Is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
To calm us all down and stop us going mental!
These are Chatsworth estate’s BASIC essentials!
We’re worth every penny for grinding your axes…
You shit on our heads, but, you pay the taxes!
Imagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers,
Who’ll cum on your face for the price of a beer…
Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now!
Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now!
Vauxhall frigged.
Me and Sergio fuck you English up good and proper.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/businessNews/idUKTRE54410C20090505
Morphing Gordon brown
You really could not make it up. NuLab have actually made another video with McDoom in it. This means that these idiots still think he is their best electoral asset FFS! Unfuckingbelievable.
Don’t tell them the truth. Let them keep going!
Is he really knocking these sportsmen out or is it he start of the Final Solution?
Am, I the first to commit the miserable Scottish loon to Photoshop?
Are his “news management teams” deliberately engineering these golden opportunities now?
Hi there everybody….sorry I’ve been away for a while,my nanny had to clean up my bottom before dinner.
..and what a lovely dinner….liquidised carrots..(very nice)…and I’ve been watching CBeebies for a bit of further education.
Uncle Gordon came round with a lovely picture for me…couldn’t quite understand it but its got four funny leggie things drawn on it..he said it was by his favourite cousin Adolph.
I’m just dropping in to say hello to all you nice people before I get tucked up in my cot,where I can watch that funny bit of string with fairies hanging from it go round and round and round,before going byebyes.
Nighty night everybody
Sounds like a good night out. I’m going to hunker down in my sleeping-bag and carry on the tug-o-war, with the powers that be, tomorrow. Fucking shambles.
Am I the only person who is disturbed by that Photo of McMental rubbing his own thighs as he strains to make contact with poor Andy Murray?
Its just like the Obama “chat” and Murray looks just as uncomfortable sitting next to that drooling pervert who is our Prime Mincer As Barry Obamah did.
Murray deserves all he gets, the miserable, anti English kunt.
Has it not occurred to anybody that i’m keeping very quiet? The smart money is on me!
Hardwidge I hate you prickface.
You’re right, Charles. I’m definetly not sober. But Arsenal have lost – its enough to make anyone turn to drink. Except Alex Ferguson.
I’d love Geoff Hoon to take over. Anybody but Brown, Johnson (he looks too much like a sleazy bookmaker) or Harman (plain annoying). They will be little more than a caretaker for Cameron anyway.
The impression of disorder and weakness is just encouraging Cameron, and the media are more than happy to follow the leader however illusuary and empty his claims. Good policy and campaigning is fine to a point but you’re getting into reptile brain stuff here. It doesn’t make sense nor is it necessarily fair but that’s the game Cameron and his media pals are playing.
Many forms of martial arts have a built in distance factor. My favourite is Wing-Chun, and among the first lessons you learn is to step close to the opponent. From there, you can punch, choke them, rip their face off, break their legs, and a whole bunch of other stuff. Someone needs to drag the Prime Minister outside and put him through a crash course in Wing Chun. It would save a lot of words.
As I keep saying, change comes from within. Hmmm. Nobody listens…
Cameron’s just the caretaker for me.
That is horrible.
You Toryboys should be careful about making B_N_P jokes.
http://www.labourlist.org/tories-shortlist-bn p-activist
Blackburn MP Jack Straw said:
“Nick Holt stood against me in the 2005 general election. His campaign and election leaflets were racist and clearly designed to foment divisions in the community in Blackburn. That the Conservatives ever considered selecting him is abhorrent.”
Failure Gordon is the one who seems to be fond of Nazi signs going by today, what an image the world must have of us now!!
Charlie Boy, we are still waiting for your subscription for 2009.
Geoff Hunt is a Coon
David Cameron will tell any lie no matter how big and his wannabes on the internet will insult no matter how low it goes. The ignorant and rude people are the Tories. There isn’t one acknowledgement or one kind word from them.
The Tories suffer from poor leadership and a disgraceful attitude which is why they feel uncomfortable about being called on it. They want a fight but only when they’re winning. This is not moral purpose but cowardice. While Gordon Brown is saving the world the Tories can’t even save themselves. Pathetic.
It may be a coincidence but I’ve noticed that when I discuss policy Labour tend to come out with something close within a few days. The Tory record lags by six months. It’s only my unscientific hunch but I’ve noticed this sort of performance gap in other areas over a few years. It suggests Labour are on the ball and the Tories are copycatting.
I was thinking the other day that Cameron reminds me of the cliche middle manager. He’s all fire and brimstone, balls to the wall, take no prisoners bullshit but nowhere to be found when people want an explanation or a reason. He never listens but merely pleases his real bosses in the Tory party and pinches other peoples work.
I’ve commented before on the boss of a British ISP and another boss of a now defunct company. They’re both like Cameron. They blow up the big shiny thing and give it all the man of the people crap but they never execute well or cope with change. People like Cameron are not leaders and he’d never handle this recession. The science sez so.
Cameron’s biggest talent is climbing the greasy pole and passing the blame on to anyone else as long as it’s not him. This self-styled beacon of change is no more than some over-promoted postroom boy who’s trying to stage a board room coup. I’d laugh but the Little Mussolini actually thinks he’s being serious. More rope, dear?
Swing low, swing Cameron,
Going Forth to build you a new home.
Swing low, swing Cameron,
Going Forth to build you a new home.
In the ground.
“While Gordon Brown is saving the world . . . ”
You lost it there. Baloney. Claptrap. You are as sadly deluded as the Neo-Nazi gangsters ruining Britain. They wouldn’t know a successful policy if they tripped over one on the way to their place of main residence.
The recession is easing and it looks like we’ll be heading into a fragile recovery sooner rather than later. That’s pretty good news and a far cry from the gloom and doom impression you want to create.
I’m getting fed up reading stuff like this. One member of the pro-Tory gang tells a big lie and the rest go on to parrot it into every orifice of the internet. Again, and again, and again. So, ya know. Cut the marketing bull.
I could easily knock up and justify comments like, say, a Tory government will shrink the economy by 100 GBP, or triple the number of suicides, and a whole bunch of stuff like that. If the Tories can’t quit the knocking copy…
“The Recession is easing” – “Labour are on the Ball”. You are Gordon Brown, aren’t you? Admit it.
“The recession is easing”
Rubbish. http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3589701/fiscal-collapse.thtml
You are a rebuttal Hoon and I claim my five pounds.
Over the last couple of weeks cameron has not given one credible reason why we should elect him over the other idiot brown.
Yes. He has – he’s not Brown. That’s the best reason.
The problem lies with Capitalism itself.
Most Western companies have a top down view and financially run too lean. At the merest whiff of difficulty macho management and fickle shareholders create the conditions for a bigger downturn. It’s all a bit dumb.
No amount of Phd’s and flowing champagne during the good times can make up for a badly developed monkey brain. It’s why, as a Zen Buddhist, I look on in bafflement at how these bastions of industry and capitalism are folding like a cheap blanket.
When the recession is over how well equiped will BMW be and what will its reputation be like? The ghetto mentality creates ghettos, and it’s harder to crawl out than it is to fall in. They might want to think about that.
He doesn’t have to. It is inevitable given 12 years of NuLabour incontinence.
If Gary Glittre were leader of the Conservaive party they would still get in by a landslide.
Shouldn’t you be updating your CV, Bonny Lad?
Then why did Brown spend a decade in the pocket of companys. He worshiped at the altar of captalism. If Labour are so on the ball, and captalism is at fault as you say, why didn’t they stop it and steer a different corse?
Cameron is not Brown. The full mess that Gordon has made of the economy is revealed tomorrow, to balance the budget:
1. Retirement age up to 70
2. 8 – 10 pence on the basic rate of tax
3. 10 % cut in government spending
and Brown is still takiing about spending even more money we (he) does not have, he is a nutter and the men in white coats are comming for him!!!
My fuckin mouse has got tooo many knobs an dials , hun . Every time I post somethink profound an intelligent , I accidentally wipe it by strokin the thingy in the wrong way .
Oh well , shit happens . There’s plenty more to come . Has anyone noticed how the lengthenin days promote more inciteful thought ???
Nah , me neither x .
E x .
I can hardly wait, therefore, until the Soltice. Except them fucking druids are so dreary :(
Lol Doc x .
Are you cyber-stalkin me ??
Hope so .
E x .
Yeah missus, you’re on me list ;)
go ad get a real job quisling.
typo.go and get a real job, quisling!
bravo charles hardwidge excellent piece of trolling , very similar to harman pride do you know each other well??
ill take your daves no good bet and wager that it is more than enough to beat broon and clegg handsomely , because its time for a change , mmmm feeling that wind yet charles mmmmmmmmm
I still find it bizarre that Brown seeks out these wierd set-peice events. He seems uncomfortable with them – and it radiates clearly. He’d be well advised to be a less public face for a while – and try and let some of the public anger cool off. Everytime I hear or see him it reminds me why I’m pissed off with him.
Can’t blame poor Andrew Murray for looking a little frightened.
You Labourboys should just be careful. The end is nigh.
Trollling again?
Yes, I thought you might be – your troll “name” is notorious amongst the resistance – but “trolling” only has two ‘l’s.
Why don’t you fuck off back to whatever ghastly red forum you have come from – and take your beard, lentils, sandals and misrepresentation of history with you.
The feeling is mutual, Troll.
I couldn’t give a rats ass for what 99% of politicians, the media, or keyboard warriors on the internet have to say. It’s, mostly, total crap. Oh, the sincerity. Oh, the caring. Oh, the wealth generation. Fu-kin nonsense.
I’d weigh my bullshit against the sensible cool guys any day cuz you’ve all wound up in jobs you’re no good at and surrounded by people you hate. C’mon, who can say in here they’re doing what they wanted to do when they grew up, or the person at the next desk is someone who’ll give a shit if you landed on your ass.
The worrying thing is I’m probably the most sober guy posting on here. But, hey. You be cutting edge, agile, balls to the wall, ahead of the curve, positioned, hooked in, tuned out, wired up, dressed down, statistically mean, financially lean, white heat, red hot, cut down, made up. Cuz, that’s livin’, right?
“Labour are on the ball” – what are you on? The Tories are not perfect (I won’t vote for them) – but anyone who makes a statement like that at a moment like this deserves nothing short of derisioon.
Cameron’s never apologised for his parliamentary policies and party’s support for the people who created the economic weaknesses in the British economy.
Cameron said he might have done a few things wrong that were trivial like painting the mast of the Titanic the wrong shade of white but when it comes to anything substantial like the hand of the Thatcherite ghost on the rudder he’s nowhere to be found. He’s just hoping that people forgive him for a little sin and miss the big sin. Cameron’s a bit of a lying coward isn’t he?
I hear soldiers used to shoot officers like Cameron during earlier wars…
The regulation called Basel 2 was responsible for the credit bubble you moron.
The “independent” BoE (members picked by one G Brown) then messed up interest rates and reserves so we had a bigger bubble and bust than say America.
AntiCitizenOne
Government intervention can take the role of business where individual companies don’t want to spend money others will just take advantage off. It’s another reason why we have regulation: it levels the playing field.
Personally, I think, your’e either underinformed or your loyalties lie elsewhere. You comment is fine to a point but just one of a long tail of comments that just undermine the topic or spread negativity.
You’re a less obvious troll but still a troll.
But you are still saying “Labour are on the ball”? Really? Are you actually Gordon Brown? I didn’t think anbody but him still believed that. Even his own cabinet ministers don’t think so anymore.
By the way ff Labour think Thatchers’ economic policies are so bad, why did they copy them so assidiously. Why did Mandledson say “we’re all Thatcherites now”?
Please specify exactly these weaknesses in the British economy and what has he lied about? You need to be a little more specific if you expect people to take arguments seriously.
Anonymous
David Cameron and a lot of his big city pals would be rotting in jail under most Asian financial terrorism law. He’s willing to disrupt governance and whip up public fear, mostly, for mere political advantage. That’s terrorism by definition.
Personally, I find a collapsed economy with no job opportunities and unfair taxes more offensive. But, people trapped in a bubble of words and insultated from the consequences of their actions don’t see this. Nor do they see their own criminality or mental illness because power is an addictive mind altering drug.
Do you know what the Tory cost cutting plan is? My guess is it’s Kaizen. (First mentioned on the British political scene by yours truly.) The problem is that it removes waste but its benefits to the British economy are unclear and don’t happen overnight. That immediately throws up the lack of Tory business development plan and, yes, cuts in services.
The Tories are deluded. Whether they’re terrorists, criminals, or nutters is merely arguing over the label.
How deluded are they? I guess, we’ll find out as they’re held up to more scrutiny. Given their lack of coherent policy framework and their deep links to City finance things can only get worse for them going forward.
Ah. David Cameron’s a “terrorist” which is why Brown it going to lock him up for 900 days without trial. And they are Dave’s City pals – not Gordon’s – and he should be given another 900 days for that.
Stalin himself couldn’t have provided such twisted logic.
Oh well, as I thought, it would be too much ask for some substance to your argument.
Also “He’s willing to disrupt governance and whip up public fear”,
I would have thought that he was just doing his job as the leader of the opposition to tell people of the mess that the Labour government has made of the economy for the last 12 years and how we will now be paying for it for the next 25 years!
The Chinese have the ideal position advertised in Shanghai Daily ‘Night Soil Remover’ – Night Shifts only.
The Tory campaign is, mostly, just brute force and populism. They don’t care about being right or nice, they just want to devour everything like a ravenous pitbull. This is not a moral position, quite sad, and something they need to be challenged on. It doesn’t withstand the most cursory of scrutiny so is much weaker than it appears on the surface. One poke and they shake the bars of the cage and stamp their feet but this is merely a performance to boost their own confidence and hide their fear.
oh piss off
Hoon; you are a hoon of the highest order. The smart money is on Susan Boyle (1000-1), Freddie Starr (500-1), Agatha Christie (250-1), Jeremy Spake (100-1), Brenda Laclustre (50-1), Jade Goody (30-1), Red Rum (25-1), John Sergeant (10-1) and a certain Guido Fawkes (5-1). Make of that what you will.
The post war settlement descended into a war between left and right, and a generation of asset stripping and consumerism has brought us to where we are today. The Iraq War and recession and, more importantly, how we deal with that is at the forefront of things right now.
The basic issues are quite simple and nothing new. You can’t get much older than the Tao or more plug and play than Zen Buddhism, which makes this affair a bit of a hoot. Government ministers and our esteemed media doesn’t know any more than anyone else, and the fickle public aren’t without their ironies.
A sober analysis by the UN concluded that we’re on the verge of an economic renaissance. The conditions for that haven’t gone away but our perceptions have changed. However, they can change again. This “enlightenment”, or choice, is probably the only thing we have control of. Mostly, the choice makes itself.
Freedom? Hmmm, I’ve heard that joke before. Reality isn’t a democracy.
If you’re a Zen Buddist, fatty, then I’m a Chinaman.
You are John Prescott and I claim my £5.
You have all the authority of comic book guy. Maybe, if you stopped thinking your own ideas are so great and took a walk outside you’d be able to deliver something worth talking about. Until then, you’re just projecting your own worthlessness.
Firing blanks? You haven’t even got a gun, dear.
There we go with more GobbledyGook – you really are the Grandmaster of All Hypocrites, Prescott himself!
Please stop quoting Google kind sir. Just post the link, we can read it if we so wish.
You have no idea about Taoism you trolling fraud.
But he is a master of Googlism
Pathetic troll.
Pathetic Googler
*Giggle*
Is ‘pathetic’ a compliment ???
E x .
If Charlie Boy keeps this up (the haughty sententious claptrap) then he might just rescue NuLabor from oblivion.
Sorry I am feeling rather stupid. Are you really Labourlist or is this an elaborate pisstake? Or are you on acid? Your views seem more like my old student chums in the IMG than anything in mainstream politics – one struggle one fight etc. And Christ you’re illiterate.
Labour has had a bad couple of weeks but it only goes to show the torys have not got a clue.
Labour hasn’t had a bad couple of weeks, hoon, they have had a bad year – and that is being generous.
The Clerk of the Parliaments’, the most senior Lords’. official is tonight (Day 5 of the scandal) finally investigating the fragant Baroness U.
She says ” I welcome this review – I did not break the rules of the House” – Bless!!
Time for bed. Don’t stay up late folks – we need our beauty sleep. Baroness U may have a more uncomfortable night wondering what’s going to happen next – at least I hope so.
Day 5 – are the Police ready to question her yet? Day 6 tomorrow.
Would an honest politician come forward and express is views.
For a moment I read that as policeman – what a disappointmet still none to be seen anywhere.
Thought you had gone to bed.
It is a shame guido was one hit wonder; it was fun while it lasted.
One shit government fucked. That’s enough for one term.
One hit wonder you reckon? I think he’ll do more damage to your lot soon enough.
There will be more to come. He had your clown gurning like a madman on youtube.
Now go and deliver some leaflets, there are a lot of labour MPs relying on you to keep them at the trough. Off you go now.
Gweedino
where is the coverage of Kerry Katona on this site?
What is going on ?
You miss Thatcher 30 and now Kerry on Phil and Fern.
For Hoon’s sake ! Do I need to map out everything…
Wake up guido you piss head the site is dying.
No it ain’t Arfur , petal x .
It’s maturin .
E x .
Yup, it’s crawling with maggots.
It’s getting more hits and posts than ever, but yeah right its dying. In Gordon Brown’s/Damian McBride’s dreams.
We’ll still all be talking about McBride for years to come. It was the ‘Black Wednesday moment’ of the Labour government – a real tipping point when they lost their last slim chance of winning a fourth term.
Its only Nell & Charles keeping it going, get a grip.
Just because you want it to go away, doesn’t mean it will.
If guido has got no.10 frightened enough to pull that mcbride/draper shit then he clearly is doing some damage.
890 (guido) like I said that is old news; come up with something new and put that fucking bottle down.
My time machine has sent a picture from the future:
Following the 2010 general election, the full membership of the Parliamentary Labour Party greet the people of Britain from the world cruise gifted to them them by a grateful British public…
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Raft_of_the_Medusa_-_Theodore_Gericault.JPG
Yes Doctor. Being neither quack nor scientist but a well-respected fortune-teller, I am still entitled to rub my balls and see the same apocalyptic visions. Hmmm. Cup of tea and a bourbon will do me now.
Nighty-night and I can tell you that things don’t turn out too well.
In the future MS x .
Here lies dear Arthur. He shot his load and missed. No one came, no one asked after him, no one cared.
His life was empty and therefore my job is easy.
R.I.P Arthur Noboby.
Good one :)
A Bad decade.
Who wants it to go away ? I think it is great when something new comes along, but it seems guido does not have what it takes to get information, sad really.
Right back at you Charles/Arthur – whatever your calling yourself.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
I was finking Prisoner Cell Block H.
Mcbride ? that twat is old news we need something new.
You might be on to something there, Arthur.
Gord-on: The Grudge
When someone destroys British Culture (and Nokias) in a state of intense rage, those powerful feelings remain and curse whoever they touch.
And the curse is reborn repeatedly, passed from victim to victim in an endless, growing chain of horror.
?
you dont know your Jap-horror movies, do you?
had a browse thruogh the net and found some of these wonderful examples of Brown’s mis-haps:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/jimwhite/3558772/No-amount-of-spin-can-save-a-loser.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-557677/Gordon-Brown-hires-spin-doctor-stop-visual-gaffes–shame-Olympic-torch-set-hair.html
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3690033.ece
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-558609/Gordon-Brown-plenty-smile-cameo-appearance-American-Idol.html
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6229827.ece
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/minor/2009/05/04/gordon-brown-fights-on-and-on-and-a-few-tantrums/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/political-workout-doing-the-prudent-steward-makes-me-the-pm-that-i-am-889633.html
It appears that Nicola Burdett is spending our money as wisely as her ‘mentor’!
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Looks like they have read the tea leaves and are lining themselves up for a “SUN Wot Done it” moment
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/jane_moore/article2413583.ece
Brown toast for breakfast ?
Jacqui Smith – Can you please ban yourself from this country and FUCK OFF!!!!
Banning Jacqui Smith would be sexist!
It is believed that GB wished Alan Johnson
good luck as he was going to see his
beloved Chelsea play Barca tonight!
‘Jacqui Smith is a lunatic!’
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