Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Drug Cartels Say “Ban Mephedrone!” – ASI Blog
Boot-Boy Tebbit Chases the Dragon – Telegraph
Can Gordon Brown Handle the Real World, Honestly? – Times
Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
Deficit in a Spin – City Unslicker
I Was BNP Bigot Until I Fell for My Jamaican Colleague – Mirror
Conservatives Baffled by Letwin’s Policy Pyramid – Times
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
+ Crude (June)
As of 16 Mar 2010
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As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
Susan Broon?
The question is, do you ever see them both at the same time?
Nooooo! I wouldnae want to be mistaken for that Pile o’ crud!
The new song for Euro Broon.
It’s good new week,
Someone’s got swine flue somewhere,
contaminating atmosphere,
and covering up my gaffs.
Just been listening to the radio:
“Its Over” by Roy Orbison
What a very apt and ironic NuLabour party anthem on Socialist Monday.
….. although “Things can only get better” hasn’t sounded so good in years !
Happy Holidays fellow bloggers.
Speaking of it all being over – BBC Parliament Channel is showing the 79 Gen Election – it’s running all day.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/05/election-79-its-corker.html
A more appropriate song:
The party’s over
It’s time to call it a day
They’ve burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It’s time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid
WATCH OUT FOR BROWN. He’s a clever Hoon (and no it wasn’t Guido’s software who inserted the word Hoon – I could have said ‘He’s a clever khunt’. But I didn’t)
Now Brown is spinning furiously. The latest revelations makes it look like all the bloggers and Web 2.0 ‘experts’ including Guido have been upstaged. Check it out at:
http://plonquer.blogspot.com
Major Plonquer
#439 McMental is a lot of things but being “clever” is stretching it way too far.
Don’t be misled.
Intellectual Heavyweight is a spin – you seen his PHD thesis? Jeez !
I tripped across this on YouTube – bugger all to do with elections or politics but this is Star Wars Weekend!
Star Wars spoof 5* and almost 1.5m views – think the creator has too much LSD in his system
Brown needs that Gok bloke for a makeover.
Fuck me – that’s good. Is it a bank holiday?
PS – for all those sad oiks waking up with a spliff & a beer – BBC Paliament is showing the 1979 election all day – hurray.
27 – enjoy the Tory porn
Yes, a makeover with a 2 x 4 studded with nails.
Stephen Pound on Sky admits he is looking for TV work as a political pundit, I hope that more do not join Ken Livingstone!
Geez Reg – what a sobering thought. Ofcourse they will – the Cliteratti will cling them like ghonerreaic ooze.
Pound is a Hoon, he couldn’t even get a job as one though.
Pound is a mong
Pound is an odious man!
Any media outfit that takes him on can expect their audience figures to dive. Make the ligger get a proper job like everyone else. Maybe send him to Afghanistan as a cook or backseat driver.
If what t’Harridan Ashely writes in Gruaniad is true the porno tu*rds are alive and kicking so you’ve still lots of work to do G.Fawkes!!
“…he called in Alastair Campbell, Philip Gould and Peter Mandelson for a Tuesday strategy summit. But they found out about another summit, the following day, with Damian McBride, Charlie Whelan and co. In effect, the first group’s message to Brown was – no. You can’t agree one set of propositions with us, and then go back to the old mates’ circle and decide something else. One meeting – or no meetings. He opted for the second.
This is why, finally, the McBride killer emails story was not trivial. The nastiness and cynicism reflected a part of the Brown attack machine that he has been unable to abjure..”
Brown after the general election, at the Karaoke New Labour wake………
Regrets? I’ve had a few,
But then again, too much to mention.
I did what I wanted to
And saw it through with trepidation.
I planned each charted course -
Each careful step I screwed up my way,
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.
Cowell: That was without a doubt, the worst PM performance I have ever seen.
Broon: But my friends tell me I’m a good PM. They say I’ve got political Talent
Cowell: I suggest you get new friends
If what t’Harridan Mrs Marr writes on Gruaniad is true the porno turds are alive and kicking so you’ve still lots of work to do Mr Fawkes!!
“…he called in Alastair Campbell, Philip Gould and Peter Mandelson for a Tuesday strategy summit. But they found out about another summit, the following day, with Damian McBride, Charlie Whelan and co. In effect, the first group’s message to Brown was – no. You can’t agree one set of propositions with us, and then go back to the old mates’ circle and decide something else. One meeting – or no meetings. He opted for the second.
This is why, finally, the McBride killer emails story was not trivial. The nastiness and cynicism reflected a part of the Brown attack machine that he has been unable to abjure..”
Independant on death bed
The owner of The Independent was teetering on the brink last night after failing to reach an agreement with its creditors over its crippling £1.2bn debt mountain.
In a “grim” admission, the newspaper’s owner Independent News & Media revealed it would not be able to repay a £180m bond maturing in less than three weeks time.
The group also warned that it could breach the terms of its bank overdraft this summer. The deepening debt crisis may leave Ireland-based Independent News & Media with little choice but to hand control of the company over to its creditors.
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/investing-and-markets/article.html?in_article_id=483630&in_page_id=3
An opportunity for the Barclay clones to grab it cheap, roll it into the Telegraph and make an even bigger left-wing rag.
Nah. Indy’ll just go bust.
Toynbeegraph had a large, loyal readership when it was bought by the weirdo twins. Prior to them pissing in our faces with an arsehole of a new Brownite editor (Will Lewis) and an intake of the most useless lefty young hack and commentator staff they could find (Mary Riddell, eg), it was worth reading. Now, it is shit.
The Independent’s always been a bit of a curate’s egg. It never managed to find its own identity and it still keeps on getting the main story wrong.
In its struggle for ‘independence’ all it’s ever managed to do is look like the Grauniad’s poor relation. Poor indeed, then.
Bit like the Lib Dems and Labour.
It should become an on line paper. Simple as that. However it will struggle and eventually be a footnote in the dead trees press like Today, Evening News etc
Hoo-bloody-ray!
Now for the Grauniad
Zionist rag, the Telegraph – I wonder why?
Could it be …………………… No, of course not.
Tories and EU Dave in support of the Socialist EUSSR!
Is `Dave` a communist in disguise?
That’s hardly proof??? A few snippets taken out of context.
No.
No he isn’t.
Blake’s 7 – thats what passes for good journalism on these types of pages
Dave is a EU/NWO puppet.
He is Brown MK 2.
Big goverment totalitarianism will continue, the undermining of our nation and democracy will continue, NOTHING will change.
Daves knows our hands are tied by his real masters but rather than losening the knot, and breaking us free, Dave will ask for a matching gag, leg irons and a bag over our heads, perhaps even a free orange jumpsuite and a holiday at a water park!
The sheep will vote for him, however the mask has slipped for Labour and it will slip even faster for Dave as he sells out his parties core ideologies for his real masters.
These people no longer reprecent the people, the policies do not reflect anything the people want, but why? Because it is what their NWO masters want – get it now?
People will wake up to the fact that `Dave` has no cloths!
The EUSSR/NWO is wearing them and laughing it’s arse off at the blue rinse sheep!
Poll at the Guardian – vote Harpic – this will confuse the fuckers.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2009/may/04/labour-leadership-harman-johnson
Just voted for Hapic to fuck em up further
Me 2
Me 3
(and she’s royalty)
She must be proud to be a product of the Toffs’ Public School system.
Me squared
Harpic duly voted for
Just voted for Ms. Harman because she is a fine lady and would be an excellent leader for our country. Can’t believe I said that, even in jest.
I’d heard about Brown & his nappy & rocking horse but I hadn’t realised he was a tranny as well – and a fucking ugly one at that!
48,002
Private Sponge what pitiful number of signatories,why even the prison population of the UK is greater.
Any sign of Dave”don’t stop me when I’m doing a line” Cameron going on You Tube???
except the prison system is sadly missing a war criminal or several….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5267555/Former-MI6-chief-says-Britain-was-dragged-into-Iraq-war.html
GWB: “Even if we don’t get the UN Resolution, you’re still with me Tony?”
TB: (Gulp!)
Possibly, though the two homes secretary is not certain how many prisoners there are. Even misusing the Terrorism act (again) this cesspit of a gov’t couldn’t bang up 48,000 innocent people in a week. Let’s wait for another week and see what happens.
For the restless – you surely do not want war crimes tribunals in the UK? Imagine the punishment. Mr Blair you illegally invaded another Country for regime change, lied to the House of commons, were complicit in the use of torture. you have been a very naughty Mr Blair take six weeks coommunity service punishment and a holiday to Switzerland accompanied by a probation officer.
The same SIS that gave us McClean, Philby et al ?
Uranium, you mean the 500 tons shipped from Iraq to Canada last year ?
Saddam needed to be toppled, there had been numerous “or else” UN resolutions since 1991 but (mostly) Europeans (and UN staffers) were getting rich off the oil-for-food teat so nothing was ever going to be done by them.
49,359
A visit to the counter-petition to resist the resignation of the Great Gordo is a hoot. just look at the signatories – but be quick as Number 10 will quickly remove this.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Stay-GordonBrown/
Just spotted our very own Hugh Janus
And I have to be told when to smile!
The best one has to be “Yes please stay Gordo, your pathetic demise is proving most excellent viewing you Hoon.”
They’ve took loads off already. They took mine off over the weekend (go now, go now) so how many others have been removed can only be a wild guess.
Guido how about an FOI request?
My favourite is:
# Liv Bythes-Meer, Di Bythes-Meer
They didn’t publish mine. Bastards.
Nor mine.
I ws blocked as well
One of the best so far: “you scabby lazy arsed workshy muppett. Get a job and stop leaching from society”
I just had to convert the page to pdf – done.
I can’t see that page lasting for long – absolutely brilliant.
One for the archives I think – I wonder if AC knows where the obscene posters live.
What are the odds on an unmoderated e-petition page lasting til Friday?
They will have to take it down (the No.10 web site) or appoint fulltime mods.
But until then it’s the best laugh online.
Hugh Jardon – you’;re up there now. As is mine (for the time being), “Pur Pel’th Rob Bin El Mit”.
Can I say thanks to those who read and commented on my article about the petitions on China.org., who arrived via a link on this site.
And to the person who could not resist the pointless references to ‘foul communist dictatorship’ and ‘get out of Tibet’, can I point out that under the foul communist dictatorship your comment was posted, like every other comment that has ever been posted on every other article I have ever written.
Contrast that if you will with that bastion of freedon of speech ‘the BBC’, which habitually censors between a quarter and a half of comments posted on its China blogs.
Myown personal favourite is this one:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/2009/02/how_news_breaks_in_china.html
(James Reynolds produces searing attack on how authorities in China manipulate media. BBC, determined to give the lie to the idea that it’s the Americans who ‘don’t do irony’ censor more than half of the 55 comments posted…)
Sorry if this is a double post. I wanted to say thanks to those who read and posted on my article on the petitions on China.org, who came via a link on this site.
I also wanted to point out to the person who could not resist pointless references to the ‘foul dictatorial communist regime’ and ‘get out of Tibet’, that under the foul communist dictatorial regime your comment was allowed to stand, like every other comment on every other article I have ever written.
Contrast that with bastion of freedom Beeb, who customarily censor between a quarter and a half of the comments posted on Reynolds’ China blogs.
My personal favourite is this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/jamesreynolds/2009/02/how_news_breaks_in_china.html
(James Reynolds produces searing attack on China for manipulating the media. BBC, gloriously giving the lie to the theory that it’s Americans who ‘don’t do irony’, censor more than half of the 55 comments posted in reply…)
Can someone not sell Gordon on Ebay – or ask for a swop with another leader
Jean-Abdel Bokassa would even be preferable…less ‘troughing’ i’d imagine also
Somebody had best tell Gordon that since politicians started to use Youtube, the Youtube generation has become the nerd generation.
Britian’s Got Bedlamite?
XXX
The public have ‘Twitter’ & ‘Facebook’; MPs should have a network called ‘Wankker’ & ‘Arsebook’.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,….also called the expense account book
Bitter and Two-Facedbook, perhaps?
Make it Happen Again – Brown’s Edinbugh South Defeat in 1979 has to be posted on You Tube.
Fourth ???????????
Guessing on Labour’s position after the June elections again Tony?
It’s a cert.
Labour backbencher Lindsay Hoyle said Ms Blears should quit, adding: “If you want to make comments, think about your position first. You should resign if you want to start doing articles.”
Is that a shot across the bows of Brown, Mandleson and others who have regularly written pieces for the newspapers, not just Blears?
Looks like we are seeing the family infighting now over the possessions of the deceased
I see that Welsh windbag Neil Kinnock is coming out with a new slant on the time worn scaremongering phrase. “Back Gordon Brown or boost BNP”
Does anyone actually fall for such pathetic propaganda?
I would suggest, millions.
As a left wing liberal immigrant (virtually everything the BNP hates) I can honestly say I want to see Labour beaten into fourth by the BNP. Labour are completely finished – and need to be.
Harman also threatening the electorate with the BNP. Of course the likes of her and Kinnock can’t say ‘if you don’t vote Labour you might get a Tory councillor’ (or MEP and, soon, Westminster MP) , because the majority are going to say ‘thank fuck’. So now it’s a case of trying to scare us with the BNP bogey-man.
Incidentally did you see Harman on the news this morning with her very carefully crafted response to the question on her leadership aspirations? When she denied that she wanted the leadership it was put to her, ’so you just want to be a deputy, do you?’. She then emphasised that she had campaigned to be GORDON’S deputy. She wanted to be GORDON’S deputy. She was happy to be GORDON’ deputy. And she kept pushing this line. But, of course, when Gordon’s gone the statement remains relevant and ‘true’, but thereafter she’s released from it. Quite clever really: as usual it’s always in the precise wording with these disingenuous bastards. Yet again, though, they don’t seem able to see that we spot these things.
As Nicky Campbell pointed out on 5 live this morning, the government’s position on the gurkhas was somewhat to the right of the BNP. Do keep up Neil!
51 & Talwin – we do see to be watching a political party dying. Quite a strange thing to observe really. You can’t screw your base – isn’t that the first lesson in the school of Stating the Bleedin’ Obvious? I find it quite unedifying that we have to watch it for another year – it’s depressing and all we’re doing is sharpening knives which is a bit psycho really. Not happy about it at all.
Soft landings – everything has to be about soft landings – if it’s 10% fine, 20% like the Canadians – fine. Just do it right and proper and hold people’s hands. I don’t give a shit about deflating consumer demand – I mainly care about focusing attention on bollox state spending. Do a polite and incremental audit with most attention on public servants getting more than £40k for a job title more than 2 words. The pension thing is complete bollox on a scale of drivel that’s offensive. They genuinely think it’s their money. Again, this has to be done incrementally and it’s tectonic so behaviour will shift yet it has to be done sooner or later so may as well box it off eh?
You have to play the tape to the end – at what point are Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland told ‘OK then lads – if that’s what you want: we’ve had fun eh?’. Labour started a bollox gravy train – i’m sure the town halls weren’t that bad – seemed to have done alright previous but the fuck do I care. The indecent vulgarity of it all. How dare Alex Salmond get 3 salaries or Ian Paisley – is it Hoon flu? It’s a bellendemic.
that caravan horse-faced woman was at it yestereday too.
Talwin, not clever at all. So transparent it is embarassing.
No wonder she is a basic lawyer and never make barrister level.
She virtually asked “Where do I sign up for the leadership ballot”
Won’t one, just one, of this cabinet speak straight and truthful.
Just ONCE before they all go.
ps. Is it true that the PLP get to choose the shaddow cabinet as soon as the Labour party go into opposition, or better still, thirsd place ?
Is this the same Neil Kinnock who served with such distinction at the EU, promising to root out fraud and incompetence when he became Vice-President of the European Commission in 1999 with special responsibility for administrative reform.
Marta Andreasan the Chief Accountant of the EU stated ‘The annual EC budget is around 100 billion euros (£65 billion). The auditors cannot clear 95 per cent of that. We simply cannot tell what is happening to that money’, she subsequently refused to sign off the accounts.
Marta Andreasan was suspended in May 2002 at the instigation of Kinnock, after she complained that the EU budget was open to fraud and abuse. Mr Kinnock said she was suspended not for whistle-blowing, but for failing to follow the EU’s whistle-blowing procedures, Kinnock was then party to the dismissal of Marta Andreasan.
The EU remains unreformed to this day, with no small thanks to the efforts of Neil Kinnock.
You forgot to add that Neil Kinnock is now much richer than just his extremely overpaid EU salary would suggest is possible.
So ZaNuLieBore is admitting resposibility for increasing the popularity of the BNP. They must be very, very proud.
Hes too thick for that. This prick hails from the same town as Dolly. Voting record 100% with the government, nothing controversial ever comes out of his fat gob, only seen at election times, wouldn’t be missed for weeks if he got zapped up to mars etc. Just your typical labour hypocritical trougher.
No coincidence either that he can’t lay his hands on any of his expense receipts either
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173571/We-sort-Take-leave–Brown-rages-Cameron-expenses-meeting.html?ITO=1490
Ah yes, Daddys on the board of Debt Free Direct. Never a more appropriate position for such a lovely family of career gravy trainers.
If an MP claims he can’t find his receipts then what chances are there of them doing what HMRC do during an investigation of a business in the same situation and automatically assume the worst? Thought not.
Any similarity to the politboro gathering round Stalins’ bed terrified of giving him a prod to check that the hoon had kicked the bucket is entirely co-incidental.
So who was ZanuNuLab playing to when they were talking of large numbers of Gurkhas coming in to the Country, costing billions? If anyone has boosted the BNP it is them.
What is with this filter? Stuck in moderation from morning.
I’m so sorry you’re stuck down here. I guess we are going to have to wait for Guido to come back from another picnic to rescue you. I wonder what tomorrow is going to bring? Hopefully some honorable action from the Police and the arrest of a certain lady who says she ‘lives in Maidstone.’ (Won’t hold my breath)
Hattie Harbottle just on Today R4. Gordon is wonderful, no splits in NuLeibour
concentrate on the elections yada yada yada.
Excuse me it’s throw up time!!
The Harridan on the Today programme this morning: “The party are united behind Gordon”!!!!
The sad cow is in complete denial!
They are.
United behind Gordon, daggers drawn
LoL!
Yes, but at least she’s ruled herself out of ever running for the leadership.
Time will tell…..
Of course she has, of course she has!!
Please let her be the new leader then the fun can really start.
Sky now saying tha according to the Labourgraph she would block other candidates. Of course, Harperson has the constitutuion on her side,.,,. ha had! Fucking delicious.
Sorry Hugh, no she did not.
Read her statement – she virtually guaranteed she’s stand.
If what she said was an ad, then any complaint against it would be upheld by the advertising authority.
And don’t get cought out with headlines or having comments taken out of context.
Especially if they come from the BBC !!!!!!
McPoison and his friends may be lying low, but their spin education hasn’t been lost on Harpic and her colleagues.
For those who truly support McMental then all they do is give no comment.
All others who open their mouths might as well sign the “PM to go” petition.
She will have a tooth ache. Most traitors suffer from that at the relevant time.
Yeah right!!
Check with Julius Caesar on that one.
et tu Mandleson?, then fall Broon
Yeah and she said Newcastle United would survive the drop.
The Telegraph reports “Shaun Woodward, Northern Ireland – a new and unexpected ally, Brown was initially sceptical of the former Tory and close supporter of Tony Blair, but has been won round.”
Expect him to attempt rejoin the Tories this year.
she also parroted the “it started in America”meme , but sort of tailed off lamely, as though she sensed the howls of derrision it would evoke.
Harpie Harman is BROWN bread.
Organising my matey Hainy to replace her as soon as he raises another £100,000 plus for my and 2dinners Watson’s necessary unvouched deputy leader campaign expenses.
Plus a good whipping for the OLD boot.
Britain never had it. so good.
Pass me those confidential papers please (both you and I are lawyers so we have no idea that is illegal) – lets hope i’m not “struck off” this time, huh ?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/dec/01/ukcrime.immigrationpolicy
Public School educated Harpic the Harpie said Gordon will still be the leader after the “next election”. She said “next election” and not “next general election”. That is the significance.
I love the Suddeutschezeitung translation into ‘English’ in your seen elsewhere links – quite brilliant!
“Even is the wrath of his opinion, through and through corrupt political class driven Britain.
But it was probably primarily the fun at the provocation that inspired him, his political blog – slightly – to name Guido Fawkes. Finally, write him friends and opponents of an exuberant lust for mischief and practical joke too”.
And you can’t say fairer than that!
It was done by that weel-used translation programme, JABERWOCKY, as used by Prezzer in daily communication.
Couldn’t have been a prezza like interpretation because some of it actually made sense.
If it had been written by a new labour student who had just graduated in english at the balls academy of diplomas for all it does make perfect sense.
Another g&t please, steward.
Jaber wotist also known as google machine translation, terrible abuse of the verb to translate.
I see Trevor Kavanagh of ‘The Sun’ is impressed by Gordon ‘I saved the world’ Brown today…
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/kavanagh/article2410279.ece
Mcmental has penned an article for the Daily Wail, if you read it be prepared with a sick bag handy, I dont know whats sadder really, that he actually believes what he writes OR that he thinks we will believe it!
All we want from the prime menatlist is a fucking election date, reading his prose is like being forced to suck pigshit up through a straw, fuck off Brown you dismal excuse for a human being, fuck off and dont come back!
You’re right; he’s a damned disgrace Liar, Liar Pants on Fire: Patriotism & The Scoundrel
Much worse he’s planning an outpouring of several “important policy speeches” over the next few days.
Someone tell him its a two word resignation speech we want, nothing else.
No, a 5 or 6 word sppech would do the trick ‘I’m really fucked, I resign’ or ‘I’ve completely fucked up, I resign’.
I doubt very much whether he wrote any of it – much more likely it was penned by one of his lackeys – just like his book!
Gordon Brown is now promoting himself as Farmer Brown. I kid you not.
I didn’t think any more about my Britishness than I did about being Scottish, or supporting Raith Rovers, or coming from a long line of Fife farmers.
For f**k’s sake, this is just the most staggering deception and self-deception from the ultimate in whited sepulchres. And oh so ignorant. My favourite paragraph:
‘But from the time of Magna Carta, to the civil wars and revolutions of the 17th century, through to the liberalism of Victorian Britain and the widening and deepening of democracy and fundamental rights throughout the last century, there has been a British tradition of liberty – what one writer has called our ‘gift to the world’.’
Co-opting the entire history of England (sic) to a specious argument about British liberty, in an age of increasing depradations on fundamental rights to privacy and attacks on thought crimes, is an act of historical vandalism.
I want David Starkey to be given a right to reply.
Perhaps he meant “taking liberties”?
Chapter 1 of the Labour spin manual (inspired by Orwell & Stalin).
Say one thing and do something else.
In this case say you’re proud to be British and all the while work as hard as you can to wipe the British culture off the face of the map. By the time the proletariat realise what you’ve done it’s too late.
Labour have ruined our country.
“Say one thing and do something else”
Particularly as the hoon is scummy Scotch(sic)Liebour and a Scotch(sic)-biased historian with the effrontery to masquerade as a northern Englander.
God save the rapidly disuniting Kingdom
No wonder he’s scared of dogs – they probably used to try & protect the sheep from him.
That’s a definite NO from me too. Three NOs – so bugger off.
48,312 NO’s on currently on http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
49925 at the moment
Can we do a little to help the environment and save a forest of trees? Since labour consistently tells so many lies in its election manifestos its clear they are not worth the paper they are written on. Lets put a stop to this tragic waste of paper and money and call time on this pointless exercise.
This is a short sighted comment.
Labour are keen to promote the environment and ensure that trees are not needlessly felled.
They have therefore agreed at the highest level to print their manifesto on toilet paper.
In the interests of the environment, I have decided to do away with voting slips. I wll continue to act in my best interests, using tolerance and duty to underpin the most important British value of all: liberty. This will save hardworkingfamiliesupanddownthecountry the uncertainty and concern over elections.
Wot so they’ll at least have some use
Toilet paper & shit normally go together so using toilet paper for the Labour Manifesto is a good idea.
er, you couldn’t wipe your arse on the tory manifesto because the tories haven’t got a manifesto!
fucking useless.
a general election will be held within a year and the tories have no manifesto.
fucking useless, an absolute shambles.
Superb Guido.
“The future’s bright. The future’s Brown.”
And guess where it’s coming from
I know!
Felicitates Crud!
Lucifers dictate!
We are all there already.
So’s my arse!
I dreamed a hoon?
48029 plays 19 of which 10 look absolutely genuine…
Is it really Hairy Susan?
A urinalysis hairstyle!
Yep, and he’s charging 9.99 for us to buy it. Whose mad enough to waste their money?
“Gordon Brown’s passionately argued view that it is tolerance and duty that underpin the most important British value of all: liberty. ”
As personified by Jacqui Smith…
And the cheeky bastard wants, with new expenses rules – the disclosure by all those “nasty” Tories of their second incomes – other jobs etc etc….
This has been ZaNus way of saying – alright Labour MPs are defrauding the expenses but the Tories are coining it in with other jobs….
And the McMentalist, who is “fully focused” saving the world, our economy etc etc is spending his time appending books on all sorts…..
Gordon – wait 12 months then you will have all the time in the world to write books!! – concentrate now on getting us out of the hole you have got us in
Surely if the job involves getting in and out of holes its time to call in Mandy?
Surely, ‘fully focused’ is a typo for ‘fully fucked us’ with reference to what Labour have done to the country and the economy ?
“Gordon Brown’s passionately argued view that it is tolerance and duty that underpin the most important British value of all: liberty. ”
WRONG.
The #1 value of western civilisation is reciprocation. It underpins the economy and through that everything else.
Of course reciprocation is totally absent in leftism, and just one example would be the treatment of the Gurkha s.
For all of you that can’t wait to see a bankrupted, incompetent Labour government get a beating in an election then go now to the BBC Parliament channel (504 on SKY) and relive again the 1979 General Election.
It’s on from 9am until midnight.
Am watching it now. I’ve a Watney’s Party 7 in the fridge waiting for the final declaration.
Cracking up hearing Cokey Frank refer to ‘Old Biddies’.
One of the reporters was asking members of the public how they would vote. He ask ‘Alan’, then ‘Paul’, finally he came to the woman and say ‘Love, how would you vote?’. Classically dated TV but a good watch.
Still watching the election, but accidently knocked the aerial and came across some ‘pirate’ TV channel. They are doing a spoof of life in 30 years time; they are nuts, here are a few of the things they are reporting…..
Labour are still presiding over a fucked economy
Unemployment going up
Taxes and National Insurance still rising
House prices going down
Unions are still controlling the government
Scotland has invaded England and put a puppet government in control
A black is President of the USA
MPs and Lords are all corrupt
People are scared of pigs
Britian has turned into a Police State
I know we don’t know yet if the Mrs Thatcher has won, but surely things are not going the way of this horror film.
Would rather see it live (again!), and as soon as possible.
Delusional, or what?
Son of Doug Hoyle. All you need to know. Hereditary trougher.
Private Sponge,are you now or have you ever been a Hoon?????
There you are, been looking for you. Better than Private Hanky.
drip… drip… drip… drip…
Like ‘Farmer’ Jim Callaghan you mean? Who, er, never won a General Election…er, yes I can see the resemblence!!!
Crisis, What Crisis?
“Gordon Brown’s passionately argued view that it is tolerance and duty that underpin the most important British value of all: liberty. ”
Tolerance and duty ??? Tell that to the Gurkhas, McBruin
Uphill gardeners, shurely?
Can’t understand Gordons spin using “Youtube” for his speech….
He has been on Youtube for years – picking his nose.!
The problem is most people in this country already know what it means to be British. Most people in this country, in their way are quite decent. Sure some people have been grabbed by the zeitgeist and happily think greed and ostentation is fine, but not the majority..in my opinion anyway.
As always it is the people in the street, down the pub and in the local community who manage to make this country decent in spite of the government and the damage they do in most of their policies and pronouncements.
“Most people in this country, in their way are quite decent.”
Historically true. The future is a foreign land.
Yep, it’s sad that so many people are so greedy they want the government to rob other people for their benefit.
Socialism = GREED.
Susan Boyle wins in the forearm fur stakes, by a short hair.
and a whisker
Hair Hair
The heir to Jenny Elcair.
Eclair
I believe he’s quite partial to munching a chocolate eclair
I hear from some very well-connected people in the party that Alan Johnson is now almost certain to replace Brown as PM by this summer.
He has gained the backing of most wings of the party and a majority of ministers are now actively working, behind the scenes, on getting Gordon out and installing Alan in his place after June’s elections.
They’ll have to wait a while for the Brownites in Jockland to catch up
Peter Oborne in the Mail agrees, as does The Sun…..
“Plotters need to ditch lame duck Premier
WE’RE fed up with Gordon Brown. All of us. It’s not just Hazel Blears, Charles Clarke and my fellow Sun columnist David Blunkett.
It’s the Cabinet. The Labour Party. The whole country is sick to death of him……”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/kavanagh/article2410279.ece
Well, taht’s a relief – I thought for a moment they were going to chose someone competent. Look at the pig flu crisis. What’s AJs response? To send out loads of leaflets, (not environmentally sound) which may be out of date by the time they are printed – either because the crisis has subsided or because someone discovers it sn’t H1N1 after all… Brilliant, and this is the hoon they want to lead the country. PURLEASE – at least let’s have someone literate.
I believe he wanted to deliver them personally.
There isn’t anyone competent, no one.
I only want to ba Alan’s Deputy.
“Me – a mere ex postman should be considered as Prime Minister ? No I have no ambitions in that quarter BUT if asked to serve……..”
Bastard. You never even acknowledged my letter. Nor did the Harpic Harridan.
Not without a bloody General Election he won’t. One coronation of an unelected Prime Minister was one too many.
oh yes he will.
do try to keep up with events you fucking dopey tory.
the election of Johnson will be done quickly and amicably.
it’s a done deal.
sweet.
yet another prediction made by the political genius ‘thick as thieves’ will come to pass.
note to self: post invoices to Guido for supplying him with such high value contributions.
You’re mental
hey, at least I’m not a tory nonce like you, eh?
What sort of a nonce are you then, Thick as …?
I have told you I am a juvenile and yet you keep addressing posts to me.
there are laws that protect me against people like you mick, and you are currently breaking them.
go groom someone else you filthy fucking nonce.
check mate?
er, dude, you must be on acid.
got any spare tabs? I will need at least one, probably two, to understand what the fuck you are going on about.
sorry ratboy, but you just made a right c’unt of yourself there.
you have claimed a false victory.
what a pompous oaf you are.
what a fucking wanker!
It is infantile fantasy to think anyone in the remnants of the Labour Party can do a better job than Brown. And that’s not meant as a compliment to Brown.
anonymous,
you’ve just taken your meds, right?
no-one could do a better job than brown you say.
you fucking lunatic.
that should read – no-one could do a worse job than brown.
you fucking retard!
you tories are desperately full of shit.
gushing out it is, like the magic bowl of porridge, except you pour out a never ending stream of faeces.
Turned against your old master have you?
ratty,
oh dear, you’ve completely fucked your own line of attack!
please type ‘thick as thieves’ into Guido’s search engine to appreciate how imbecilic your accusation is.
jeepers, these torydaleks really are the most dullardly robots imaginable!
the next election is slipping away from the tories and yet you persist in arguing with a juvenile like me.
you fucking spastic!
If Labour manage to firstly get rid of Brown and secondly instal Johnson the following will happen
1. The media will go into positive overdrive lauding Johnson to the rafters and comparing Cameron as superficial etc etc etc
2.Johnson will go on to a charm offensive with the electorate – don’t underestimate his appeal to floating voters. Cameron still hasn’t “sealed the deal” with these people.They’re anti Brown NOT pro Cameron
3.He will promise that he will call an election as soon as circumstances allow probably lauching the campaign at the Labour Conference in September BEFORE the Tories actually hold theirs
4. Labour may not win but that’s not their goal.Their goal is a hung Parliament leaving the Tories as the largest party probably but with no overall majority.Over the next 2 years the Tories will take all the difficult tough decisions re the economy leaving Labour to criticise whilst hoping that the electorate will start to turn against Cameron & Co. In the meantime Labour will hold a leadership election which will give them a further electoral boost and then they can scheme to bring the minority Tory Administration down -then either try and form a coalition with the LibDems or force an election which they hope they can win. As an added filip they would also deprive Cameron of being PM for the Olympics if they won
Brown is the biggest asset the Tories have that’s why Cameron & Co aren’t attacking him.Alan Johnson as leader is a whole new ball game for Cameron and he realises that.
Golly, you must be very important!
if only you knew ratty, if only you knew.
Twat. And it’s Mr Ratty to you.
ratboy,
er, is that it?
BORING!
please come back when you have something interesting to say.
thankyou.
ps I suppose the easiest way to kill a rat would be to snap its neck.
isn’t that right, ratboy?
Checkmate
What are these cowards afraid of? All it takes is for just one of them in the senior half of the cabinet to ‘Ken Clarke’ Brown, by arriving unannounced at Downing Street and telling him, to his face, if they have the balls, that the game is up.
It doesn’t even have to be public. (Though they will need the cojones to resign immediately, if the Mincing Queen of Downing Street refuses to go.)
All they will need will be a cricket box and helmet, to avoid flying Nokias, and a pair of steel toecaps to avoid any falling printers, and the job should be a good ‘un and over in five minutes.
Cowards.
Or are they just thinking of their precious salaries and pensions ahead of the good of the country? Crumbs? You don’t think these socialist cabinet ministers are in any way selfish, do you, just purely thinking of themselves and their own selfish interests? That would be an outrage against Marxism.
Selfish? No
Pension dependent? YES
Marxists? Well in as far as they are entryists and disciples of Gramsci whose works continue via the (aptly named) NUTS teachers union and thousands of civil service moles, then Yes
Does he have his White Suit ready – ‘cos its going to need a lot more than that to distance himself from this “collective responsibility” both he and his fellow cabinet colleagues are keen to tell us all.
ZaNuLabour are clearly going for the sympathy vote if this one’s true
“Vote Johnson, get either him or any one of another 20 complete incompetent liars”
Who the hell is Alan whatsisname?
A bullet would do the trick quickly but I’d actually prefer for him to be dumped publically by the Party & live on to be constantly humiliated by the knowledge that when he got the job he craved so much & felt was his by right – he just wasn’t good enough.
unfunny joke, badly drawn
Wasted comment, badly written.
Morning Guido, any more emails up your sleeve?
Futile reply, punctuation impressive.
Yes I am a Hoon. Well named.
Brilliant insight.
oh yeah talwin, you are definitely a c’unt.
thick as thieves…In the c’unt race, you’ve got everyone beaten by a country mile.
Surely you mean Hoonry mile.
cato,
get back in your box you spastic or I will bash your brains out.
thankyou.
In very powerfully worded articles, two influential journalists are today calling for Brown’s dismissal and replacement by Alan Johnson. It seems that most of the Labour party agrees with them:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1176971/PETER-OBORNE-PMs-enemies-scent-blood-theyre-circling-kill.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/kavanagh/article2410279.ece
When you think about it the Johnson scenario, if effected, would provide one corker of a denouement for the mentalist.
Intellectual giant, Brown, Polly’s cleverest-man-in-the-history-of-the-Universe, PhD, lifetime politico, economic genius; replaced by shelf-stacker at Tesco &, later, postie.
Sweet.
talwin,
show some manners to your future prime minister.
you tories are just a bunch of rude Hoons.
oh, and you are bad losers too, innit!
Maybe. But not for long, I think. Reckon you’re average punter will say ‘OK, this guy Johnson seems a decent sort but Labour is still sleazy and smearing, we and the country are still broke, pensions and savings are still stuffed, houses and jobs are up the Swannee, NHS and schools suffering, streets in the hands of protestors or feral kids, our liberty bolloxed, troops in Afghanistan with crap equipment, and so on.
Even more powerful in the minds of the electorate will be the very obvious fact that lovelies like Jacqui Smith, the Ballses, Harman, Mandelson, Miliband and Darling – the sources of, and contributors to, our demise -will still be very much in evidence.
The Tories will also have a field day being able to assert that none of this is for the good of the country but a selfish expedient to save Labour’s skin.
With Johnson at the helm maybe some slight mitigation of the worst effects for New Labour at the next election but not much .
PS TAT
My reference to shelf-stacking at Tesco and being a postie was not intended to impugn honourable occupations for a working chap. Rather I was merely making the somewhat obvious comparison with what might reasonably be termed humble /background/toil bringing low the odious Brown’s with his so-called genius, mental goliath, economic giant origins
your snobbishness has made you miss the point talwin.
I would say the last thing this country needs now is to be run by yet another career politician like cameron or harman or miliband.
the working class will be best served by a person who has experienced working at the sharp end of the labour market.
you are working class, aren’t you talwin?
if you aren’t and if you do not have to work for a living then I am not interested in your views. we live in a democracy and it is time the wishes of the majority rather than the rich few were taken into account.
Johnson is the best man to achieve that.
the tories will not win the next general election if the labour party gets behind Johnson and allows him to pursue common sense policies that favour the majority.
simple really, innit.
As a man of letters, Johnson will make a first class PM. He has my stamp of approval. Let us just hope he does not get licked in the leadership contest and can deliver on time. This is my last post of the evening.
TAT. Do fuck off will you. And spare us yet more patronising, class warrior bollocks. Labour has been supposed to be serving the working class since the year dot. And, forgive me, but I guess they would claim to have been doing that for the past 12 years. But the reality is not very successfully, eh?
And if I don’t have to work for a living then you’re not interested in my views. How fucking typically New Labour is that? Well, for your information I don’t work for a living; not because I’m snobbish and loaded but because I’ve been there, done that and now I’m retired trying to live on the pension and savings that Brown and friends have fucked up royally.
And, tell me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t Saint Alan Johnson spent the last 12 years, without too much of a peep, going along with just about everything the slimy Blair, the incompetent Brown, and chums Mandelson, Balls, Smith, McNulty, McBride, Draper, Whelan and Campbell have inflicted on us?
Yes, we DO live in a democracy and it IS time the wishes of the majority were taken into account. That’s why New Labour will deservedly be annihilated, first in the forthcoming European and council elections, and followed thereafter at the next general election.
In the meantime just sit back with the rest of us and enjoy the spectacle of the PLP and Cabinet fighting over policy (?), tactics, the leadership of the party, and staying in power at all costs.
oh god, this is like communicating with someone who has had a frontal lobotomy!
talwin, new labour = conservative. tony blair was a conservative for fucks sake.
we have just had thirty straight years of conservative policy inflicted on the country and look at the fucking state we are in.
yet here you are, cheerleading for another session of tory rule.
you are a completely fucking gormless spastic talwin.
you have the mentality of a football hooligan and you certainly couldn’t give a fuck about the interests of the country, you just want your party to win.
no plan other than victory.
just like tony ‘the war criminal’ blair.
you tory c’unts have learned nothing.
oh and I believe in the supremacy of parliamentary democracy, so to accuse me of being a class warrior merely exposes you as one. you are a millionaire’s club class warrior, the very worst and most anti-social kind.
sheesh, is there some kind of spastic farm somewhere that is pumping out intellectual spastics like you?
yes, and its called conservative HQ.
Peter Oborne today calls for Brown’s dismissal and replacement by Health Secretary Alan Johnson. It seesm that most of the Labour party agrees with him:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1176971/PETER-OBORNE-PMs-enemies-scent-blood-theyre-circling-kill.html
Gordon Brown = sleaze, lies, smears, tantrums, Cape Cod, dead man walking.
Alan Johnson = normal, postie, nice guy, Prime Minister.
Your forgot poofter.
“You forgot poofter”
What do you think the reference to Cape Cod means ;-)
I was referring to Johnson.
fuck off you nonce.
Is he a bender?
will that mean there will be another ludicrous contest to become ‘deputy’?
Can we have a bit more comment, (sensible or funny, don’t mind which), and a bit less of dead tree press hacks puffing their own articles.
Anonymous saying have you read this in the Sun/Mail/Observer/Grauniad/NottheMirror/ is getting a bit tedious.
What’s up. Don’t you like articles that predict the sack for your hero Gordon?
If I wanted to read the articles I’d be reading the bloody paper, not Guido’s blog.
You HAVE been reading too many papers, Sir.
I trust the irony isn’t overlooked.
Good day.
“Splat”, is that what you did in your nappy this morning, Gordon?
Splat
Perhaps you don’t know that blogs started by pointing to interesting material, and that this is still a major part of most blogs. I am sure that if you ask our good host nicely, he will give you a refund.
Mr Splat
This is a valuable free news round-up service.
Get your refund at the till.
A tag to a an article which is relevant, has a unique point of view and is accompanied by a precis is fine.
Fifty posts with tags and nothing else which point to articles in different papers all saying the same thing is very transparent touting.
You know it and you know that I know it.
Splat, this is for you
Reply to 288.
wonderful totty.
Many thanks.
Indeedy Mr Hannan, so we do, so we verily do, 2,220,456 times over.
The GoNowBrown petition has a way to go.
David Miliband is rumoured to be wanting to leave Parliament before the next election for a top job with the UN.
Has he discovered God as well?
No, God has discovered him.
Time for a lightening bolt methinks…PS wait until you lot see the result of the next election. It’s your own fault,you should spend a bit more time worshipping me.
Maybe something to do with his expenses and not being electable the next time around?
I didn’t think there were any top UN jobs for a fifth rate diplomat with a penchant for destroying his own credibility every time he opens his mouth.
Wonder what he’s hiding?
Those ARE the qualifications for a top job with the UN
How about a peacekeeper in Afghanistan?
Shame, he’s well suited to banana republic UK.
Rat – sinking ship????
Politician – next lucrative gravy train !! This one is going to hit the buffers soon
Apparently he’s going to be the UN’s World Banana Production Co-ordinator. Job comes with a private jet and 600,000 tons of free bananas.
Will the bum-fluffed banana boy be taking his new taxpayer-owned private jet with him then?
Better expenses there, I bet!
I’m all in favour of the government helping British subjects in foreign jails facing unfair show trials, but please please please can we keep Gordon well away from the Prime Minister of Laos this week?
I fear that with one touch of the hand of Jonah, and Samantha Orobator might as well start ordering her final meal.
She was trying to smuggle one and a half pounds of smack. The law is strict over there, for very good reasons.
If she was, she deserves the punishment, but she should at least get a fair trial. Actually, on second thoughts, Broon approves of arbitrary detention and non-jury trials so he probably won’t concern himself with it. Maybe he can make an appeal for her on YouTube?
Did well to get pregnant in prison as well
Orobator is a neologism the political, used of prominents such as Barack Obama, speaking empty words. This is compared to onanism. It is expressed of two words, “orate” and “masturbate”, the former is to make speech listened to be credulous lapping up lies, the latter is to excite an orgasm by fiscally stimulating his own genitals.
Woman in prison is officially as defined by Foreign Office spokesperson the Mr Samuel Crunt who said and was press-reported, “She is auf Scheiss-Bucht ohne ein Paddel” not helped was raped by several slope guards not know who foetus-father is. In summary, then, she is Mr Brown Jonah victim and beyond rescuement.
91 It was alleged she was smuggling.
But in a country that allows guards/prison staff to rape young girls and get them pregnant, would customs officers be averse to planting dope in suitcases?
103 If she wanted a “fair” trial she should never have left home.
If you go off smuggling killer drugs in God-forsaken corners of the globe and are caught you deserve to languish in inguana-infested dungeons with breakfasting rats.
Shoot her. She wasn’t thinking of those she would kill/ruin only making a few quid for herself.
The PM has asked me to negotiate with the Zipper heads on her behalf.
Your fists first, questions later policy won’t work on the goons
I couldn’t give a tart’s furry cup.
It’s 1973, we’re in a dismal recession after a massive oil price hike with three days weeks and mass unemployment.
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Hilary Benn on Radio 5 said “Gordon has worked with Damian McBride for many years”.
Nicky Campbell was stunned into silence for once.
Hilary Benn is one of the sneakiest, most two-faced bastards in Parliament.
Too right; question time had to be pulled up to ACTUALLY answer the question. An expert in sliming his way around and aliding past a hump in the interview…perhaps he actually needs one?
He should go far.
even worse than Jim Murphy MP?
Nobody is a worse MP than ‘Lurch’ Murphy…
…mind you, Pound does push that claim a bit.
It’s in his DNA. Literally.
I can’t understand how Tony Benn – a man whose politics I don’t agree with but whom I respect – managed to spawn a mishapen, misbegotten slime gathering useless little weasel like Hilary (maybe the name is a bit of a givaway?).
Can’t trust a bloke (?) with a woman’s name.
What about Hilary Clinton
Ditto
or Lindsay Hoyle
Life ain’t easy for a boy named Sue.
Why stunned, Didn’t this Pinko know already ?
Or hadn’t he done his homework beforehand ?
Tosser.
Go deal with your ‘orrible sistah, the Harpic one is running around like the proverbial headless, denying the obvious.
Isn’t “Hilary” are rather girlie name?
Does anyone out there believe that our mentally ill PM will allow anyone to take his place instead of going for the nuclear option of a GE? He will take them all down with him.
MPs have a clear choice : industrial scale corruption (to quote Guido) for another year or for just a few more days. With these swine, it is a no-brainer.
The reasoning behind dumping Brown is this: with a unity candidate (Alan Johnson?) to limit the losses, many Labour MPs believe thay could save their seats at the next election and carry on milking the gravy train for another five years.
Sorry to disagree but the gravy train as it is now cannot run after the next GE.
Can it?
When Tone stood down there was all sorts of chat the Gordon was “old labour”. The dear old press were pumping the now you’ll see how it should be done line.The old labour , taxing the rich, helping the poor. None of this showbiz glitz and starting wars nonsense. Gordon is your man. He’s bit of a leftie really. You want to stick with him.
As a result everyone stayed in line and the only challenger who stuck his head over the parapet couldn’t get enough support to get his name on a ballot paper.
Surely this can’t happen again. The “left” isn’t going to be stamped down quite so quickly this time and the plan of yet another coronation isn’t going to come off.
It CAN for the Labour MPs with “safe” seats regardless if Zanu win outright.
Those with 8,000 majority, possibly.
The ones with less than that will want him out sooner tahn later – but WON’T want a GE until next June.
My money is McMental going in January when they can also resist the second unelected PM accusations as it is for a 6 month temp appointment only.
>The old labour , taxing the rich, helping the poor.
If you really want to help the poor then don’t tax the rich, get the government to get out of the way of letting the poor get rich.
Aye, lad. Appen yore right.
I seem to recall from my lessons in Constitutional Procedures that whilst the existing Prime Minister can request the Sovereign for an Instrument of Dissolution the Sovereign is not bound to grant one and can take advice – theoretically Her Majesty could send for someone else(in fact theoretically anybody even the Opposition Leader)who could command a majority in the House of Commons so if the Cabonet refused to support Brown and put forward say Alan Johnson as a unity candidate and someone who could command such a majority then the Sovereign would call on him to form a government or at least try.Pretty unusual I agree in recent times but we live in unusual times hence the people who really have the power if enough of them choose to wield it are the Cabinet and not actually Brown
It’s about time Her Majesty stood up to the plate and exercised her powers before there’s another civil war.
With all due respect ma’am.
what the fuck are you going on about mick?
you have exposed yourself as a zionist and so your loyalties don’t lie with the Queen but with israel.
I think you are losing the plot mick you fucking cretin.
have you got alzheimers? you must think the reader is as stupid as you are.
what a c’unt!
Just because I don’t share your taste for young Arab boys hardly makes me a zionist.
Fuck me. It’s funny! Well done Rich & Mark.
The Daily Politics
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/philipjohnston/5268218/Gordon-Browns-detractors-wont-stop-until-he-has-gone.html
Brown really is in deep trouble.
Even the Telegraph has stopped supporting him.
Rats and Sinking Ship analogy springs to mind
for today anyway, give it a few days and they’ll be back all over him, unlike the old Torygraph – solid sensible ship of state that she then was.
Politician and next gravy train is the new analogy
Next!
Harridan on the Ministry of Truth:
“She told the BBC’s Today programme: “I don’t want to be prime minister and I don’t want to be leader of the party.” ”
Don’t worry dear, you won’t have to.
Tramp on a park bench in Kirkaldy, can of Tennants in hand, faint whif of stale urine “ach I used to be the PM you know”
He’s still into rectal fistitude though
LOL!
Good Joke but Brown will doubtless be foisted on to the IMF or even the UN or take up some academic post at one of the Scottish Universities; not to mention becoming Chairman of Raith Rovers FC and don’t forget his nice fat pension as PM courtesy of we tax-payers and of course he’s bound to write some further tomes such as “It started in America !” or “I saved the World – the ungrateful bastards!” to supplement his income further
Expect Raith to go bust the minute he takes over.
It’s within the rules.
He’s doing the right thing.
It’s a game of two haves
… he’ll be assassinated after a walk in the woods.
This picture of the singer is not defied. Therefore, as voters gather, the Kabinet-Office of the Mr Brown will be affected. Mrs Harman has conclusively composted her chance of the prize-to-be-grasped. On the BBC she was speaking literally, intejected by the Mr Humphrys. His disbelief rang a gong. The Prime Minister has all behind him, even the Mr Johnson when he returns from his work as postman.
Hence in poor taste is to depict female person resembling Gordon Brown, well known and rumoured homosexual apparently according inside sources the spin-drier effect went to Cape Cod and on a rocking-horse with diaper and sucking on a sex toy is pictured. Unrelated the green custard hurled at the Lord Mandelson by female agit-prop, the press have forgotten.
Sounds like one of Brown’s Speeches !
Prescott’s.
Hic. Another g&t please, steward.
As penned by John Prescott!
Take a haec, I’m in hoc to 2 Jags
“friends have told The Daily Telegraph that Miss Harman will not stand aside in favour of a rival considered more appealing to voters. She believes she has as much chance as anyone of winning a leadership contest – particularly given her proven track record in party elections. ”
Does this vile harpy really place her career above 100s of lab MPs ? is 4 yrs as opposition leader enough for he enormous Ego?
Is she really this deluded?
Oh sorry she is zanulab …………nuff said
But she denied it live on the BBC Breakfast News this morning and even did her Thatcher impersonation by taking the BBC’s copy of the Telegraph and amending it by hand to insert “NOT” in the Headline. Things ARE desperate then for Brown !!!!
There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
Bet you a fiver
Always trust the Gene Genie!
Don’f forget me.
You’re a porn star
Isn’t this delightful, labour spend £30k a pop of our money on being trained how not to answer our questions about it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176677/Ministers-spend-30-000-media-courses-NOT-answer-questions.html
damned effective course.
They used to employ ex Sky journalists to do this – very lucrative business.
Money well spent. If only Der Fuehrer would go on the course.
Britain never had it, so good
So Lord Darzi needs 5 sessions to learn what Burnham took 2 sessions to grasp? Pity his poor teachers for efforts at coaching this remedial student.
And who are these ‘broadcast journalists’ teaching politicos to beat their journalistic peers? Quislings!
mcbride’s
Labour live in a contaminated moral environment. Labour fell morally ill because they became used to saying something different from what they thought. Labour learned not to believe in anything, to ignore each other, to care only about themselves.
I agree totally, but having stood as a councillor against Labour in a Labour stronghold, I can add to it that labour does have a core belief; “Keep the Tories out”.
That is the sum total of their belief and it explains why Blair was willing to become a Tory in all but name to “Keep the Tories out.”
They haven’t changed. Labour’s core supporters are still motivated by an atavistic hatred of the Tories and a desire to keep them out of office, but there is no rational argument behind that belief, and the core voters may well be intellectually incapable of understanding such argument.
When Labour appeals to its core vote it becomes mindless out of necessity.
I forgot to mention that the Labour Party has even shown itself capable of the intellectual gymnastics which allow it to adopt Tory policies in order to “keep the Tories out of office.”
Confirmation in itself that the only Labour Policy is “We will do whatever is necessary to achieve power and remain in power”.
Concerted International pressure is needed to ensure that Parliamentary corruption becomes a police matter and we do not become a Police State.
Sorry to correct you but you cannot use intellectual and the Labour party in the same sentence. By their very nature they are just puppets nodding to an Autocue. You should just state that they are playing verbal gymnastics or that someone left the Autocue on repeat. Socialists need to repress intellectualism as it would scupper their control over the masses. Thus why society is so dumbed down. The first thing that communists do is to kill all the intelligent people so that nobody questions their judgement, Cambodia is a lovely example of this. As you can see though when the fat controller has a mental break down everything below turns to anarchy with the captains attacking each other. It’s great to watch :-)
Exactly right, Moley! This was born out by the rude hoon yesterday who became aggressive and nasty because my wife dared reject his offer of a Labour Party poster!
Why Labour will almost certainly not win the next election>
It is, I think, a good job I did not speak with him…
Confirmation in itself that the only Labour Policy is “We will do whatever is necessary to achieve power and remain in power”.
It’s the policy of the leftwingers, anywhere.
Vastly aided by their cheerleaders in the media.
Nothing changes.
correction: new labour.
when new labour dies labour will rise from its ashes.
that is what the tories are frightened of because the tories represent the minority.
send for the men in white coats
“New” Labour pledged to stick to the tory budget for the first two years in power; old labour would have broken open the piggybank day one. That broadly defines the differences. Did Liebore “New” or old get elected in 1997 by promising to repeal all those nasty tory policies? Thought not.
anonospastic,
“send for the men in white coats” hmmm… I guess that’s the reason you want to remain anonymous, because if they found out your name you might end i[ getting sectioned again, eh?
you are probably too stupid to understand this but here is the state of play:
during an economic recession the tories represent the minority.
that is the reason gordon ‘the Hoon’ brown is clinging on for dear life.
he is clinging onto that single fact. even if it destroys his own party.
someone in the labour party will have to chop the Hoons fingers off so he can cling no more.
brown has lost the plot and must be deposed immediately.
there is no point having a majority if you do not act in the interests of the majority. brown constantly fights public opinion which, as he is an unelected person, makes his position untenable.
end of lesson.
now fuck off you dick.
Even our old friend Maguire has good as said Brown was finished and so were Labour unless they dumped him to John Stapleton on ITV this morning. Bloody hell things are getting serious
He must have been rejected as McBride’s replacement
Still NOTHING on BBC about Lady Uddin & her flat !!
I notice its also been severly downgraded by the others – must be Carter-Ruck on the move.
They are still trying to locate it, directions given by Uddin were somewhat confused.
Innocent people don’t run to Carter Fruck.
The road name is visible in a photo here.
That’s ‘cos the how now brown cow can’t remember where it is!
Perhaps they are having to back off because the Police have been brought in to investigate, at least I hope they have
There’s a few words in the inside pages of The Times, but that’s it.
Reasonable rates – money back guarantee!
Extra discount for dense kleptomaniacs!
now you are just talking to yourself. you fucking lunatic.
Message to call me Dave
I believe that most of the troughing is done by “Labour” louts. So, Mr Cameron get all you MP’s to put their hands up and come clean. Any excessive thieving being done by your lot must stop and any ill gotten gains returned to the treasury. Name and shame them.
Labour will have to follow, this will show who are the most guilty.
Your actions would be a geat vote winner, This of course must be carried out befor the July disclosure
Go for it. It will take courage, many Labour MP’s will shit themselves, the wankers. As I suggested they will HAVE to disclose all their fiddleing.
The British public would love it, and think of the respect (and votes) you would receive!
Seconded.
Completely agree. This would earn Cameron great respect.
Agreed. I’m concerned as soon as these disclosures come out then this allows ZaNu deflection politics and claim to public “See, we are all doing it, not just Labour”. Even though the extent is 9:1 and only they had the opportunity to halt it for 12 years ! This is a banana skin for the Tories and let Zanu off the hook if it isn’t managed quickly.
I am sure that Dave has already done this, did he not do this last year? There may still be a few and I sure he will make them fall on their sword.
Most of the Tory trough-snufflers are the old guard like the Wintertons and David Maclean, who can easily be sacrificed by deselection/whip withdrawal. Cameron having a night of the long knives would probably lead to the sacking of 12 Tory MPs at most, and would undoubtedly produce a positive public reaction. It would also contrast with the much larger number of Labour MPs implicated and Brown’s inaction by allowing them to stay in place.
Now THAT would be a move of genius!
‘Pour encourager les autres’….not a bad ploy that!
smart move, lotsa bye-elections. A GE by the back door. Fucking delicious.
Seconded – excellent suggestion.
Yep, set the agenda
That would indeed be a masterstroke, say he had to fire a dozen or so of the worst troughers or better still get them to resign, that would mean a series of by elections, a mini run of whats to come. It would also give him the high moral ground and further serve to keep the bastard control freaks (aka thieving scum) shitting themselves and running around in circles. Excellent idea.
Hear hear is Cameroon listening someone ring his mobile quick.
A good, sound, common-sense policy – will Cameron’s acolytes tell him? They do read the blog but whether they trawl through all the comments, who knows? Excellent idea anyway.
It is a start, but unless there is a proposal to restrict expenses to those exclusively involved in attending parliament, the next set of MPs will continue to rip off the tax payer. It may be a smaller amount, but accounting worthy of submission for the Booker prize will continue.
The time for MPs to treat themselves ( for tax purposes) differently from the rest of the population is over. Posturing, by either party, will not fix the problem.
There again, I doubt there is any wish by them to fix the problem.
I’m watching the 1979 election on BBC Parliament. It’s a close run thing and we’re not sure of the outcome yet. Polls could be wrong you know. We were laughing at some character that stood to lose £42k on a bet for a Conservative majority a minute ago; poor man. To be fair to them though, it’s a lot more honest and unbiased than the current BBC reporting. Oh wait, Margaret Thatcher has just shown up at her Finchley polling station, she’s “cautiously optimistic”. Good luck to her and fingers crossed. Sort of makes you hanker for an election now.
If Prof. Anthony King is smirking from ear to ear, the Tories have lost.
Was the tossometer swinging?
Look at what they had then…old Robin Day interviewing the big-wigs. What are we going to get at the next election? Jeremy ‘Howdy Partner’ Vine and no doubt a hologram of Nick Clegg rutting away as an indicator of LibDem success on the night
Don’t forget to wash your hands before you pick your nose. I’m sending you a leaflet in the post.
Altogether too believable.
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In which my wife deals with a rent-a-hoon clod from the local Labour Party on our doorstep.
Incidentally, I think we might see more of Mr and Mrs Brown making surprise guest appearances on TV shows like Britain’s Got Talent and the like…
These three links are all to the same article.
Kindly piss off and stop touting.
It was an html error, Dolly. Now why don’t you piss off back to Labourlist, where you belong, you silly little hoon?
Pretty Boy Purnell you stay on side or you will be BlearsKrieged in the Summer deeeeeeeemotions.
God, I love this whipping.
Britain never had it, so good.
I am alive and available for o new gig.
The fat lady has begun to sing.
The fat old queen has begun to sing.
Which fat old queen would that be?
Who cares – it’s fun to watch.
Politics has never been this exciting before…
What surprises me is that so many voted labour in 2001, when there’d already been significant revelations about Blair’s sleaze. It had already made Conservative’s look angelic.
If anything – now is proving that in terms of sleaze labour are in it for overkill!
Arriet Arman just described on R5 as ‘deputy leader of the Labour Party’ by that chippy left winger, Victoria Derbyshire.
Is she no longer a Government Minister having stood down to make her challenge?
Someone please reveal Zanulibor’s financial situation!
Simple they run their own party funds like they run the government, so they are grossly in debt and the only money they do get is from the unions (and thick people like Rolling and Beckham) who I think will no longer give them any money. So they have no money to fight an election (they may try to steal a last cheque from UK PLC). They also had to pay back loads of money because the donates had vested interests in the party. So when the sun does rise on a blue tomorrow, not only will they have lost 2/3’s of their rank and most of their officers, they will also have a huge debt to pay off which will hopefully mean that the party will also be bankrupt. I think they are 3-4 million in debt at the moment. That is also why I believe that this party is in the last phase of terminal cancer.
They’re in deep shit.
Makes a change from the Beeb (and the Maily Triviagraph) describing her as the Deputy Prime Minister. More shattered Nokias?
He looks very BLEARY eyed…….. poor thing. He needs a little TLC and HARMONY in the camp. Lucky camp!
How dim is Harriet?
1) Does she think anyone believes her?
2) Doesn’t she realise how this will bite her on the arse when she *does* contest the leadership?
I reckon she figures she got away with the lie about apologising for Iraq, so she can just lie forever and no one will mind. Dozy mare.
Shaping up to be fun this eh? I just hope these bastards dont’ thinkt hey can have their downfall, and *not* have an election. Two unelected PMs in a row? Not a fucking chance.
Why not, 2 unelected PMs?
Ballsy is well up for it, and I am too, if I get Milliblinks cushy FO number.
Britain, never had it so good.
Fwank: simple answer – she’s a fool
Thouldn’t that be lithp?
If Brown has anything left of a mind after his own party has started playing him up and has any leadership left, he should reshuffle his cabinet and call a general election immediately. Then we’ll see just how loyal his outspoken supporters genuinely are, who are standing behind him. With daggers drawn, quite possibly.
Shame he’s gone goo goo though. They will probably just walk all over him. Quality entertainment, mind.
Oh, but Frank, she’ll have a get out!
“I am only standing due to the overwhelming pleas of my colleagues.”
Unless, of course, she has a job lined up for hen she loses her seat?
Harman is thick as fucking shit. I thought that was common knowledge by now.
Susan and Mc Mental are opposites
One has had sex with men and the other hasnae
nice one.
Kudos.
I shall try and introduce the phrase “I shat my breeks in time gone by” during polite conversation this afternoon
Tried it on a middle aged couple in the pub. They thought I was trying to sell them a timeshare on a Caribbean Island.
Try Martinique
Or the Shatt – al – Matrooze …
Crazy Coot Charles Clarke is Brown bread.
Ballsy will have his guts for garters for talking disrespectful about him and 2dinners Tom Watson. We haven’t said anything about him ,yet.
Britain never had it , so good
Yeah, where is Watson when you want to take the piss out of him?
Someone must know.
Hiding behind Carter-Fucks skirts or in protective custody cause he could’na pay their fees.
ignore the detractors, keep buggering on Gordon!
No, he can bugger off, the sooner the better.
There is a tiny, tiny part of me that feel sorry for the cycloptian snot-gobbler. He coveted the job of PM for so long, watching Tony Shit-Eating-Grinner bask in glory through the good times, and then bale out just as the bad times were starting.
Then he takes up the reigns and gets a shit-storm of (self inflicted) economic dung thrown at him: pestilence, gloom, trough-snaffling sleaze, and a cabinet that’s about as much use as an empty, withered, impotent, ball-less, spunk-less scrotum.
His mental health is suffering, and he will now have to watch as his party, riven with in-fighting, implodes around him, either ejecting him and losing the election, or keeping him and being completely and utterly humiliated and thrown into opposition for decades.
So you have to feel sorry for him – just a little – as this tragedy unfolds.
But then when you’ve spend that nano-second feeling sorry you can just Rejoice! Rejoice! that soon the great NuLab experiment will be combined to the shit-bucket of history, another stinking, festering vomit stain that has to be disinfected.
It’s a good way of losing weight
There is a big part of me that feels really sorry for Britain having been the last thing on any of these self serving pricks minds for the last 12 years.
But if Gordon had not spent his time as chancellor wrecking the chances of Blair, the MOD, etc, in order to noble his colleagues, the economy would not be in such a terrible state.
He forgot that he would take over a wrecked country. That’s not sad, that’s stupid.
Feel sorry for him ? After what he’s done ? Never.
Indeed. After what he and his band of henchmen have been doing to the country i have no sympathy for him.
Fraid not mate no punishment is to great for gordon for what he has done.
Feel sorry for Gordon? I don’t think so. Anything that’s gone wrong, he’s brought it all on himself. However, I’m sure I could happily spend a rainy afternoon with him, a nice set of electrodes & a couple of semi-sharp sticks as we have a friendly chat about life in the UK since 1997. He might not enjoy it but I certainly would.
Re-run
If he can’t take a joke he shouldn’t have joined! Anyway, he’s comprehensively screwed this country and for that there can be no sympathy or forgiveness. He’s royally earned what’s coming to him, such is the gravity of the shambles he’s created.
Love the translation of the Suddeutsche Zeitung article :D
“I’m just angry,” he once told his driver. ‘Sour on politicians who disappoint us, on journalists, the politicians all go through, and sour in a ramshackle opposition. “
Scot Gordon Brown caused controversy when he said Paul Gascoigne’s England goal against Scotland in Euro 96 was his favourite football moment.
Ricky Hatton gets a good luck message from Gordon Brown and then gets KO’d in second round in Vegas.
The man is a complete and utter baffoon, Gordon brown that is.
Alex Salmond the best thing to happen to England.
A VERY GOOD WAY.
Gordon’s smile on You Tube reminded me of how a lot of them look when I first get the clips on their nipples.
Mandy’s had clips on Brown’s nipples many times, so can’t be a ‘first time’ look
Harriet Harmon: “Hello, I’ll be singing ‘I did it my way’ for you.”
“Next!”
Ah shat
Ma Breeks
in time gone by
on Potty Porter
@ Telegraph
Bank Holiday Monday and its raining cats and dogs, the BBQ won’t light and the wife’s sat on the outside toilet reading the Guardian complaining about the print marks on her arse, the lawn mower has just run over the cat and the autumn leaves have started to fall.
Empty Woolworths are full of rats, 240 shopping days to Christmas and that fcuker Brown is still doing rap on Youtube. May I be the first to wish you all a Happy New Year for 2010, what a fcuking party we are going to have. I’m already blowing up the balloons.
Count your lucky stars that you are not Hazel Blears, Crazy Coot Charles Clarke, and other lunatic has been Ministers who are going get a good gobbing and kicking from Nick Brown, 2dinnersWatson and me when they decide to turn up to collect their vast expenses.
Britain never had it, so good.
I’d rather be blowing up Parliament, in true Guido-fashion.
Gordon, think of an eggtimer with about 80 years of sand in it and moment you’re born someone turns it updside down.
Well Gordon you have a lot more sand in the bottom of your egtimer than in the top and as you read this the sand continues to flow……..so bugger off you twat and end this nightmare.
Where’s the Grim Reaper when you want him?
Still no trolls from New Labour’s blog-monitoring teams. More proof that they troll at taxpayers expense from their place of “work”.
Or that they have Bank Holidays off. Or that one or two of them are biding their time and only sniping a bit at the moment. What instructions are they waiting on, I wonder?
They are awaiting last month’s salary cheque. They may have a long wait.
They either haven’t been told who to support yet, or, alternatively, ten different people have given them ten different sets of orders and they are struggling to work out who to obey.
Anybody who makes the wrong choice knows what to expect.
Exams start next week they’re all revising or probably all getting rat-arsed in the SU Bar
yeah but hang on, Dolly and all those liberal conspiracy tools think us lot are paid too – so are we on time and a half, or double time or what? I mean, I’m a busy man – if I’m bringing down a government i’m fucked if I’m doing it on my own time.
lalalalalalala
Our inspirational statesmanlike leader is doing whatever is necessary to steer this great country of ours through the choppy seas of global financial collapse which has affected all hard-working families but would never have happened if you’d all listened to him in the first place. Btw, did I mention that he’s proud to be British?
Tra La La
As usual, they’ll start after about 9.30 on Tuesday.
That assumes they don’t “faire le pont” and take the rest of the week off because it’s a short one.
My myriad fans in Guidos Blog will be impressed by Dosy Rosy Prince’s piece in the Telegraph today.
I am modestly described as ‘once Mr Brown’s harshest critic, now his “rock” who he trusts and can rely on through his darkest hours’
whereas, LOSER Mr Ed Balls ‘ has been tarnished by the Downing Street smear scandal, but will go down with Mr Brown’
I cannot possibly comment on where Dosy gets her wonderfully accurate inspiration.
Yes. Very impressed by the Liebourgraph!
I agree absolutely, Oleg.
By “rock” she means he’s the only one who hasn’t stabbed him in the back. Ironic that.
He’s playing scissor, paper, stones.
His ‘rock’ eh?
Are you related perchance to Paul Burrell? You have much in common (although that is denied by Mr Burrell, of course…..)
That silly moo Rosie Prince didn’t mention me as a MAJOR backer of Der Fuehrer , as Broon is affectionately known us in Team GB. You’d swear it was Prince Harry wrote the stupid article.
Broon will think I have defecated to Johners or worse, to pigmy Blears, if I don’t get Ballsy to put in a word for me when they are sharing the rocking horse.
What a bad bitch that Dozy Rosie is taking the piss out of Ballsy and trying the shaft No 1 ( and all my expenses) here. We will have to get Damian 666 her job.
Rosa Prince is a wonderful political journalist and her latest article in todays Telegraph sets impressive new standards.
Perhaps it was a printing error? Did she mean to say:
Lord Mandelson, Business – once Mr Brown’s harshest critic, now his “cock,” another groper in the Cabinet who he trusts and can rely on through the darkest hours?
Makes much more sense, that way. And fits in with what we know of the habits of both men.
Your parents were obviously prescient when they called you Peter
found this new vid on YouTube this morning – what do you think?
Gordon Brown loves Blinky Balls
Was Yvette filming it so she could claim the CD on expenses? nice pair of legs but no sight of the balls.
Very funny! Though scary…
Are there ANY senior Labourites who aren’t gay/bisexual, secretly or otherwise? I ask merely for information (except, obviously, John Prescott).
ah er chipmunk – she’s asexual
(Hic) Anuvva g&t pleez, baah schteward.
New Labour are a like link of human shit sat in a bucket of stale urine, you have no idea why anybody would leave such a mess for other to clean up, but it has happened before and you know it is not going to disappear on it own.
Get the jet wash out, flush the filth down the sewer, you may need to hit the big Brown turd with a stick so as not to cause a blockage
Right, so we’ve had the poison dwarf up, the harpy and … ? Why no straw, darling, balls, mandelson? Something is definitely afoot…
Where’s Brown himself?
Forced medication?
They’re all doing a YouTube video, we only backstab somebody in the front.
Could we get some (real) psychoanalysts to do a few turns in the media about Snotgobbler’s mental implosion? I’m thinking a kind of Big Brother-style analysis, with body language all taken into account, perhaps with someone like Dr Aric Sigman doing the rounds of the TV studios? I would have suggested Dr Raj Persaud could chip in, but he’s nearly as discredited as Dolly!
Hopefully professional integrity would stop them from doing it.
I understand that the only person in the field with a sufficient lack of integrity is nominally on Brown’s side, but is severely lacking in the professional bit.
One just won’t be enough when he is hawled screaming and shouting “bring out your dead” out of number 10 so it’s 27 straightjackets all tailor made to fit Gordon.
Use to drink their gin but anything to remind me of that plonker is out so now it’s sex on the beach.
Brown is a sociopath. He has a narcissistic personality disorder. Now that he is coming under increasing pressure, and being almost completely unrestrained, his anti-social, dishonest, and corrupt behaviour is becoming increasingly blatant and extreme.
He is likely to get considerably worse before someone finally puts a stop to it.
With the level of stress our unpopular dictator has been under in the last couple of weeks, give or take a few more hiccups, I cannot see him making next year’s wipeout.
Heart attack and/or nervous breakdown seems the likeliest scenario.
I would like to feel sorry for him but the economic longterm damage and debt he has personally burdened all of us and our children with to save his short term neck is unforgivable.
His luck ran out with the global bust and his unmerited reputation is on a downward spiral that should make the history books for all the wrong reasons.
Good bloody riddance to an absolute prat with by all accounts a very bad attitude problem.
No – don’t stop him now.
I , for one, am finding this wonderful entertainment.
We’ll all miss his discomfort immensely.
Senior Labour Party members must have known what Brown’s problems were. Why did they risk putting him in such a dangerous position? Dangerous to the Labour Party the country and himself?
Oh! I wonder if Dolly Draper provides him with counselling? I do hope not…
“Whatever else happens, we my be reasonably sure that as Germany suffers successive defeats Hitler will become more and more neurotic. Each defeat will shake his confidence still further and limit his opportunities for proving his own greatness to himself. In consequence he will feel himself more and more vulnerable to attack from his associates and his rages will increase in frequency. He will probably try to compensate for his vulnerability on this side by continually stressing his brutality and ruthlessness.
His public appearances will become less and less for, as we have seen, he is unable to face a critical audience. He will probably seek solace in his Eagle’s Nest on the Kehlstein near Berchtsegaden. There among the ice-capped peaks he will wait for his “inner voice” to guide him. Meanwhile, his nightmares will probably increase in frequency and intensity and drive him closer to a nervous collapse. It is not wholly improbably that in the end he might lock himself into this symbolic womb and defy the world to get him.
In any case, his mental condition will continue to deteriorate. He will fight as long as he can with any weapon or technique that can be conjured up to meet the emergency. The course he will follow will almost certainly be the one which seems to him to be the surest road to immortality and at the same time drag the world down in flames. ”
Yup. That pretty much sums it up.
Very good. Can you post a link/reference please?
Gordon should visit my surgery for a checkover
here is the link:
http://www.ess.uwe.ac.uk/documents/osstitle.htm
If you thought that Labour had given up on the internet monitoring database it`s just gone underground:
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/05/03/193249
Did you think for a second that Labour wouldn’t monitor Internet activity?
When they’re monitoring everything else!!
I’m surprised they’ve not got satellite monitoring of car traffic movements with transmitors in the cars.
But there again – that nice fellow – Ken Livingstone put up a car traffic monitoring system in his fiefdom!
ah but tney have.
Another wonderful IT project with costs of “only” £2 billion. ISPs will also be expected to swallow £billions to comply.
The effect of this – no monitoring needed as the data costs will bankrupt the internet service providers.
BBC Radio 5 has Stephen Pound and Kevin Maguire on together now, both desperately and uninterruptedly spinning for Brown.
There’s nothing like balance eh?
The BBC are a joke. When the BBC wheel out two shits like Maguire and Pound to big up Liebour you just know the game is up.
Victoria Derbyshire is allowing Maguire and Pound to give a party political broadcast on behalf of Gordon Brown and to attack the Tories and Brown’s enemies within the party, without challenge.
Blatant bias again from the corrupt BBC
The BBC is losing license payers in droves and has clearly decided that its only lifebelt is to support the “Government of the day” in the hopes that it can play the “Public service” card and keep the “compulsory” licence fee.
Quite how it will achieve the necessary volte face when the Government changes without everybody becoming convulsed with laughter, remains to be seen.
The licence fee will have to go up to compensate for the simple fact that more and more people are refusing to pay and Capita are powerless to do anything about it.
The BBC’s decision to closely associate itself with one of the most corrupt and unpopular Governments on the planet speaks volumes about the crass stupidity of its management.
Cameron should promise a thorough review into BBC political bias to commence as soon as he becomes Prime Minister.
Lets be fair most of the people at the Beeb are just out of school so give em a chance , see a bit of real life and all that..!
Just like what the BBC did during the General Strike!
I shall be wrighting to points of view, maybe we should all do so.
they won’t be wrigting any wongs though
Don’t waste a stamp, just cancel the TVLA direct debit.
Maguire furiously attacking Blears.
Pound: “Hazel is not very smart”
I had a word with Maguire. You know what I mean, HeHe SIR Kevin!!!
Stephen Pound ( a man who has the face of a badly abused rent boy) spouting utter crap on Radio 5. 2We don’t knife our leaders” he spouts.
Tony Blair would disagree with that I think.
“Revenge is a dish best served cold!”
What a horrible woman that Rosie Prince is.
Rt Hoon Ed Balls otherwise my husband has been in a bad mood all morning, muttering over and over, ” What is Prince getting at ?”
Prince has written that I ‘ have worked for and with Brown since she was a young woman, and will not betray him now’.
Is he having a Princess Di moment?
government tracking bomb blast terror database record that you fuckers down with british freedom down with labour long live muslims down with the queen hahahahah database overload explosion kill blast bomb middle east kill all you fuckers hahahahaha kill government hate crime brain washed in the cool flowing waters of islam bomb bomb hahahahah recorded on government database trigger words bomb blast kill MI5 kill kill kill
Keep on taking the tablets.
A perfect example of the damage caused by inbreeding.
Everyone who sends an email should put words like this in the auto signature and anyone who has a blog should put a list in the sidebar. That’ll keep them busy and teach them not to snoop.
Just to add to the fun Use the TOR Network to hide your originating IP so you cannot be traced.
I’m afraid the TOR Network is run by GCHQ not a “network of volunteers”.
Maguire and Pound have been sent out by Brown to give Hazel Blears a good kicking, courtesy of the BBC.
Sent out by Austin, Ian Austin.
at least Pound resigned from his bag carrying post over the Gurkhas,
voting against the govt and not sitting on his hands
Has this bong-eyed Koont still not had a stroke yet ?
See the dreadful Rosa Prince is at it again in the Labour-graph. Stung by how wrong they were over Smeargate, she’s made up a story that Hattie Harperson will challenge Gordon.
Shame for bungling Rosa the story was denied before it even hit the streets. Can she last much longer as the worst member of the Telegraph’s reporting team?
Thats a tad harsh.
After all it got Harpie Harman a good bitch slapping from Jacqui and Yvette CB.
Enjoying the relaxing weekend still Gordon? Ah how nice!
Do you still think there will be an election next year?
hhmmm, I may have to declare Martial Law due to a swine flu outbreak sometime around the end of May 2010, best made plans of mice and men.
Ahhhh. ‘Of mice and men’…good John Steinbeck book.
Here’s another Steinbeck title for you Gordon – ‘Winter of Discontent’
Gordon, to quote the Bard, that was “best planned lays” ..
Or maybe that was just my reading, sorry.
Actually the “Bard” in question wasnt Shakespear it was Robert Burns , but since you perhaps were taught history by David Starkey he probably didnt tell you about him.
The omission of two apostrophes clearly indicates an underlying bent for grammarian nihilism.
It might also indicate a Blackberry. But the omission of the final “e” on the Bard’s name indicates a worzel.
Definition of someone who is two apostrophes short of a Worsel
LabourList has become tumbleweed – there’s no one there except some single issue twats trying to look clever.
Maguire’s blog hasn’t seen a post for 2 weeks, him and his friends (friends is a bit strong – fellow employees) used to post every day / every-other day. With the torrent of abuse the sap has had, he’s not bothering.
Just LOVE watching 1979 coverage on BBC Parliament channel…..
Happy Days………;) ;) (good title for a TV programme, that….)
Are you a refugee from http://www.politicalbetting.com ?
Nah. just wishing Guido would give is some more, pleaseeee?
There is absolutely no truth in the suggestion that I knew what I was writing. I am getting on with the job.
Hi Hazel,
Its the right thing to do.
Hi Yvette,
How are you getting on with the troughing … I note you were over £416,000 in your own name so far. Will Ed manage to better that, you think ?
Good move you guys keeping your own names – didn’t even consider that would allow you both to make the same claim on the shared hotel room expenses.
Well earned both of you – and a mere pittance compared with all those Billions you both managed to steal from those grabbing Equitable Life pensioners.
Moral Colossi.
Absolutely Totally Brilliant, Yvette
With love to Ed also.
Bye Hazel (snork snork)
Well boys would you give me one?
Yes, right between your fucking eyes.
Tradesmans, no sellotape. Take it or leave it.
Nothing against you looking for a bloke to sort you out, son, but you look well under the age of consent to me.
I know a bloke called Ed that’s “interested” in your type.
He’s obnoxious but I’m sure that won’t be an issue if you are only interested in making a few pounds in the process.
What a pathetic specimen Kevin Maguire is. The man has no self-respect.
He will do or say anything to try to ingratiate himself with Gordon Brown. He’s desperate for a job alongside Brown in the bunker.
Indie journo Steve Richards was taking the piss out of Maguire to much merriment, at a dinner the other night (Maguire wasn’t invited)
Maguire is regarded as a joke by most political journalists. They also regard him as two faced and a government snitch.
government snitch… or bitch ?
387 – bit of both really.
> Indie journo Steve Richards
Not for long… The Independant of Reality will have to find some readers or die.
Same as Goebbels taking refuge in the bunker with his beloved Fuehrer.
Just hope he hasn’t taken the kids in there with him.
The proof of the Uddin is in the bleating….
If she is a Muslim why is she wearing lipstick?
she made-up to but new curtains
LOL !!!
Anon 12;42
Maguire is well known for having an aural pissing fetish
McMental is pissing himself all the time on so many levels
So it wouldnt surprise me if Maguire is rewarded with a good long sniff
on McMentals pre dry cleaned troosers and a listen at the numptie 10 bog door.
Is that why Maguire is nicknamed “Toilets”?
Yes
The Hoon was caught wanking outside of “the ladies” listening to women pee.
Its public knowledge and the piss loving Hoon has never denied it.
I freely admit to being a pervert but only with partners who consent.
“Toilets” listens to innocent women as they pee for his own sordid reasons.
He carries a stethoscope with him at all times so that when he visits public houses he can hold it to the walls of the MDF cubicle wall of “the ladies” as that joyous golden shower is released into the pristine white bowl as he wanks like a sexualy frustrated Bonobo Chimpanzee that suffers from Parkinsons
He then wipes his cock and goes on newsnight to denounce David Cameron and the “evil tories”
Remember
I know where you all live
Did you mean ‘aural’ or should that have been ‘oral’?
In tihs case it would be aural.
I thought he was calling ‘toilets’ as he was full of shit. But apparently not!
Urin-aural
I wonder what the plopping sound of a bog rocking turd the size of a redwood tree does for him?
Pro active flora manslaughter
salters duck to snake free fuck
power wave
Wind pec from opec
Sun box tokamak box
maintain trick no touch dick.
have to give in on this one
Superb cartoon!
I see that New Labour have gone earlier than usual with their Party Election Broadcast
Their porcine personas are much more attractive; especially the Bucket woman.
MP = Massive Porkers
For those wondering where darling Derek Draper is… fourth photo down in this article features a section of him – he even gets a name-check in the caption, which is nice. Although they forgot that his first name is actually ‘Disgraced’.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1177096/Kate-Garraways-got-pregnancy-licked–enjoys-ice-cream-day-out.html
The ‘beard’ seems to have gone.
I didn’t realise – is Kate up the duff then?
who’s the daddy?
The daddy hasn’t yet decided who he is yet.
A guy in tuxedo.
Somebody tried to smear him.
Forget all the exact details.
She denied it, of course.
We are.
Me!!!!
Lucky there’s a Family Guy!
I wonder what attracted her to that wanker?
she is not a wanker, a rather sweet presenter i’d say
“Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under.”
Tube if you want to
Tube around the World…
One day I’ll cut my legs off
I’ll burn myself alive
I’ll do anything to get out of life, to survive
Not ever to be fecked, Fecked! Fecked!
Not ev….er… to be fecked, not ev…………er…..ahh
It is his ugly voice that I will forever fear… fecked, fecked.
Oh Yes!
Naturally I suck freely on the overflowing (and inclusive) titty of NooBoringLiars. Everyone does. Innit!
Besides, it’s not my fault.
It’s the system.
Innit.
And anyway, none of this will feature on AlJaBeeba.
Blind Pugh added
And I screw everything I can hold of.
Ive a better udder than you.
STATEMENT REGARDING NEW MEMBER OF CABINET
A Gummunt Spokes PorkPerson has released the following :
1pm, Monday May 4, 2009
The Supreme, Beloved, and Glorious Leader, Herr Comrade Titian McStalinBrownStainovich, reviewing the shattered remains of a week which has seen everything in His meagre box of tricks go wrong, and the Old(Noo)BoringLiar ‘Big Tent’ in shreds, has now ask Monsieur P Y Gerbil to come and try to put things right, – like wot he done wiv the tent in the early days of NooBoringLiars.
Nothing should be inferred from the fact that yet another of the old guard has been – what shall we say – ‘ called to serve’?
The Beloved Leader is still in a delicate condition from his apologectomy a few days ago. Emergency teams of spin, diversity, equality, compliance, and other jobsworths remain on standby lest the Glorious Leader relapses.
The Deputy Glorious Leader remains on standby ready to take over.
Old-Noo (neé Noo-Old) BoringLiars – TAXING YOU WITLESS, LYING, ‘n WASTING YOUR MONEY on something pointless NEAR YOU!
That tosspot maguire is commenting on CIF stories again.
Toilets Maguire is a piss-sniffer, say no more ;-)
Could you please post a link to one of his comments – was unable to find any and am interested in what kind of deluded defense he puts up.
Gordon will be plotting how to scare the ginger cow and his deputy best. Will we hear a member of their family have been in a car accident?
Gordons rage will run unabated now. He should be a template for the Hulk’s next movie.
not a car accident, more a walk in the woods
Burp !
(Only 13 months to go)
Just been reading an article in Private Eye about McBride entitled
‘DAMIAN, THE FIRST OMEN’
The last paragraph reads:
And what, finally, of Kevin Maguire? His presence at a meeting with Draper, McBride and Labour party chairman Ray Collins to discuss a leftwing scandal blog, Red Rag, may have damaged his lucrative sideline as a politics pundit for the BBC. Shortly after quitting, McBride received an urgent message from a certain “gent” of political journalism desperately asking him if there were any other unexploded emails which might betray him as a Labour stooge. In reply McBride replied: “What do you mean? Half of them were your ideas in the first place!”
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1235
Well Private Eye got that wrong.
Maguire has been all over the Beeb like a case of scrofula.
The article amply shows what sort of character he is and the outings furnished to him by the Beeb shows what a collection of slime they are.
Ah scrofula. I think the treatment for that involves being touched by the Queen doesn’t it?
hmm, Rosa Prince caught making it up again! desperate stuff from “Red Rosa”
Is that sub Rosa?
re Fascinated by this Blog!
Isn’t the petrified hack referred to someone from the Mail on Sunday?? – a paper close to McBride
Guido in today’s Independent
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/guido-fawkes-you-ask-the-questions-1678555.html
Cheers, had missed that. Excellent!
Oooooo !!!!
Nice , straightforward Q&A . If only PMQs woz like that ! DO ya still skin-up , Guido , petal ????
I used to , 24/7 but I found it hampered my intellectualism . Now I just do 10 pints of cider a day .
E x .
This is the bit I liked. (Q to Guido)
“”Do you not see anything tasteless in writing ‘mission accomplished’ when someone has lost their job, even someone who did wrong like Damian McBride? GARY SKELTON, Neath
No, that was the exact objective I set out to achieve. He should never have deliberately spilt my pint in the Westminster Arms. ”
It looks childish until you think about the sort of person who can work with Brown at No 10 and be so arrogant that he thinks he can be as rude and unpleasant as he pleases with total impunity.
People like that definitely need removing from public life.
I would like to draw attention to Snotty’s name. James Gordon Brown. Now I think “Jimmy” suits his flawed character far better than Gordon, except as in gay. Furthermore I suggest he has an aversion to being called Jimmy or James so that might well upset the monster. This cartoon also looks a Jimmy in drag.
Jimmy is a Moron doesn’t have the same ring to it, though.
Better sticking to theMcMental we Know ‘n Love
Variations on a Mc theme:
MacMental
MacMoron
the Mentalist
McHoon
MacBruin
McRuin
McSnot
An anagram of James gordon Brown mp, pm is
Moron Gnaws Red Job
A wronged job morns
as previously posted, the BBC Parliment channel complete re-run of the ‘79 election is fascinating viewing… voting is averaging 70% at the mo.. i think last GE wasnt turnout about 45%??
Oh-oh…here comes ‘mad’ Pat Arrowsmith at Cardiff
i see Skinner just got back in in Bolsover lol.. some things never change…
The Tories always know how to put on a good show old boy.
hear hear old bean…. and Dimblebores voice hasnt changed at at all…
Here comes Richard Stillgoe… sigh… halcyon days… lol
Finders Keepers, Losers weepers…etc
Playing with Blears’ epithet (and bearing in mind that it is derived from “You turn if you want to: the lady is not for turning”)
“the PM is not for tubing”
“Gordon is not for gurning”
“the No Tubing back group”
“you gurn if you want to – the chipmunk’s not for gurning”
He has no room to move now.
It’s all very shiity Blears.
Britain never had it, so good.
EMBED… Grate Britain featuring LOKI…
Grate protest tune.
That’s excellent. Thanks for the link.
Where are the trolls today?
SIR – I’m here, sir. Just letting the karma flow through my mescal-preserved noddle, one wouldn’t wonder.
Yours, four-pack of Fosters in hand, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd.)
Harman Pride is busy helping Hattie’s leadership bid
I only troll when my local authority/whitehall ministry/government agency/socialist think tank/government-subsidised charity/BBC employer/Guardian editor/EU apparatchik/university department pay me to troll, sorry, outreach the ethnic diversity agenda within an NHS smoking counselling unit, or some other such highly useful investment of taxpayer pelf.
I’ll give you this one for free, seeing as it’s a bank holiday, but normally writing this much would cost some evil idiot capitalist pig taxpayer about £50 quid. I know! I’ll make an out-of-hours double-time expense claim, for emergency NHS smoking counselling, and back-date it to last month to take our overall annual spend over last year’s budget, to make sure that we can increase this year’s budget. That should cover it. It’s great spending taxpayers’ money. It stops them wasting it on greenhouse polluting gas generation.
Cheers, Tory boys!
sexist hoon. what about the tory girls?
Hey, if you’ve got taxes to give to us, so we can spend it on Sky Sports, beer, fags, chips, and trolling the right-wing blogs, then cheers Tory girls. Make sure you fill in your tax returns correctly. Otherwise we’ll be sending the boys (and the girls) round.
What we are seeing in this meltdown is due in no small part to the revelations from last bank holiday on this blog.
We now know why none of the spineless ones dared to force a democratic election for a new leader once Bliar swaned off – they were all too fucking scared of being trashed by GB and his gangsters.
Exit the gangsters the whole facade of respect disappears and chaos ensues.
Well done Guido for showing this shower up for what they are. Spineless incompetent (troughing) pygmies.
Definitively.
All hail Guido, the saviour.
The minute McPoison spilled his pint, the die was cast.
The Government was history.
Fancy a dip? Very reasonable rates!
From the Independent online today. CLASS
Question to Guido:
Do you not see anything tasteless in writing ‘mission accomplished’ when someone has lost their job, even someone who did wrong like Damian McBride? GARY SKELTON, Neath
No, that was the exact objective I set out to achieve. He should never have deliberately spilt my pint in the Westminster Arms.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/guido-fawkes-you-ask-the-questions-1678555.html
You BASTRAD!!
I resent that!
Comrades. I commend the following to you:- http://www.mugsy.org/wing2.htm. It is an excellent article describing the symptoms of Aspergers Syndrome. Gordy ticks most of the boxes, particularly the one about spinning objects.
Brown’s not autistic, he is a sociopath. This confirms it:
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
OK Anon. Well all I can say is that in my chosen (safety related) profession I have to submit myself to a medical and Drugs ‘n Alcohol tests. It is high time we applied same to politicians.
Perhaps he suffers from both.
On second thoughts, he has both. We are the ones who suffer.
Much has been said about the possibility of the cabinet acting.
Question:Straw,Harman& Johnson go to Downing Street and demand Brown stand down.Brown tells them to bugger off and says if they try a coup he will ask HM for a dissolution.
I think he would have them by the short n’ curlies.Other views?
The cabinet has always been acting.
The thing is, if I were to impersonate a policeman then I would get locked up.
This lot, on the other hand, have spent years impersonating a government, a crime which clearly deserves far greater retribution.
Gordon has spent years impersonating a sane person too. Though I’m not saying he’s very good at it
Got it in one.
Blair’s headmaster said of the young Blair, “The only thing he was any good at was acting.”
Blair did a very passable impression of a Prime Minister, but every time I try and list his positive achievements for the history books, the paper remains blank.
It remains an act.
Is Hazel Blears married??? I hear she likes motorbikes or is it all just spin she’s a bit small to ride them imo, do you think she’s open to the idea of dating. DO YOU THINK I HAVE A CHANCE?? is the most pressing question on my mind.
Monkey bikes ?
Sounds plausible to me, maybe a packet of KP nuts will be my key to seducing Hazel Blears MP.
The ‘Red Dwarf’ is married to Michael Halsall and they live in Salford.
Salford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not Salford surely!!! That place makes Chernobyl look like an attractive top 5 city to live in.
have you changed your name? Telegraph slightly redeemed itself today.
Salford’s not a bad place to live as long as you stay clear of Broughton, Claremont, Irwell Riverside, Kersal, Langworthy, Orsall and Weaste & Seedly. These are the wards under the ‘Red Dwarf’.
Yes. One swallow does not a summer make as far as the DT is concerned.
fair point. did i just say that to YOU?!
But can she tell us when she made that decision?
2:34 onwards
Q. What’s red and throbs between Hazel’s thighs?
A. Alan Johnson’s GPO motorbike!
Boom-Boom (End Of)
I would rather walk the streeets than be a Postman.
Who is the best looking doll out of Jackboot Jacqui,Caravan Horse Face,Hariot the Chariot or Hazel Fucking Bleers?
FFS at least give us a choice !!!!!!!!!!!!
you left out Ruth Kelly and Gillian Merron!
Redheads are better in bed. Blears is the obvious choice. Although Jacqui as long as her face is planted firmly in a pillow wouldn’t be a bad last resort.
choose yer fat skinfold and ask her not to look up (until you have your own bag over your head)
she’d be so relentlessly jaunty and on message though….are you sure?
Ah – but you’d miss watching my wobblies wobble though!
What the hell,
go ugly early and avoid the rush
Given the choice between Guantanmo Bay or an hour with Harriet Harman, I’d fly to Cuba at my own expense.
And hand myself in of course….
WHY has my name been omitted ????
I’d even waterboard myself.
OI . . . !!!
Wot abart meee??!!!
The Monday cartoon has put me of a spot of luncheon.Need a lie down instead
Harperson is spinning, Alan Johnson smiling, Straw scheming.Self destruct button ready to be pressed.
Man of morality, of decency, of democracy, of free speech, of opportunism, of conviction:
Interesting crusade on popularism, or did anyone else think “This man dost protest just too much”
“I am writing to David Blunkett to ask him to intervene to stop it being distributed in Britain. I am also asking the British Phonographic Institute (BPI), which governs the industry, to do all in their power to prevent it being distributed.
“I am surprised that any record company would have anything to do with this man, we cannot have young children falling under his spell.”
Mr Watson is also asking the web server which carries Gary Glitter’s official fan site to close it down.
Who is Tom Watson.? He’s aving a larf, aint he???
Tom is just jealous he never got to be in your gang Gary. Sour grapes and all.
He’s the Leader of the (McPoison) Gang…. and like you, still running.
How was Vung Tau?
To be honest I forgot about Ruth Kelly. That Dawn Primitivola is quite a gal but my all time favourite is,not aNuLyingLabourousite but Anne Widdacombe.
Just saw Harriet Harman and Stephen Pound on Sky extolling the virtues of Brown, Harman said Brown is the best man for the job! Are these people talking about the same Gordon Brown as everyone else, Prime Minister of Great Britain, if “yes”, they also need to see the men in white coats.
Arise, Sir Stephen Pound. Team GB looks after its own.
Steve did a great job back-stabbing his former minster and Deputy Leader nominee, Shitty Blears.
No tears for Blears I say.
Another great day for Britain.
Britain you never had it, so good.
Which job were they talking about ?
Being the village idiot.
For fans ofMrs Woman on a Raft she has the latest entry from Mandy’s Diary’s here: Lunedi 4 Maggio
That’s brilliant!
July will show how many labour MP’s have become millionaires purely on their troughing over the last few years – if they are forced to quit so what? Most will think it worth it.
If Gordon Brown is gay then who gives him blowjobs and takes him up the arse now he’s married. Unless he’s a sobering bi sexual now and lets his misses give him oral relief and self pleasure’s himself with his fingers up their while sitting on a toilet seat. Do all rentboys MP’s use end up dead MI5 style so the conspiracy stays under wraps.
These are the serious questions facing the nation today.
I wear a strap-on and give him a dry bumming every night. That usually cheers the miserable lying Hoon up.
I’m not present I assure you, I’ve been ’smeared’!
Just thought how appropriate Guidos name is. Guy Fawkes 2.0 – blowing up a corrupt Parliament in the internet age.
You’re on the ball today
Yep, never thought of that one, you sure are sharp .
JONAH BROWN
JONAH BROWN
JONAH BROWN
GORDON BROWN’S CURSE – RICKY HATTON
There was a post about 2 days ago on PB regarding betting on Ricky Hatton’s opponent since Gordon Brown had sent His best wishes to Ricky. GB’s wishes are mentioned in the link below.
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12048_5258313,00.html
Well, not only did Ricky lose, but he was punched so badly that he has to give up boxing.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/may/04/ricky-hatton-manny-pacquiao-retirement-boxing
Guido talks constantly about ‘Jonah’ Brown. Maybe there is some truth in that? While expressing my deepest sympathies to Ricky, maybe all other sportspeople should stay away from GB?
Imagine getting Jonah in the ring for 12 rounds.
I’m fed up.
And how do you think I feel?
What about me?
Eh up, lad. Now where’s me pies, me packets of choclit dijestives, me mars bars easter eggs, me pot noodels and then where’s me main course and then, just before I ave me tea, where’s me big plastic puke-bucket?
Schteward, where’s that g@t ?
like a Scotch on the rocks?
boom boom
Excellent idea ! Trebles all round. (All on expenses, of course.)
You’re fed up what?
MILIBAND spending over 80K on private jet? You what?? Clearly self-indulgent in his own self-importance. No-one would bat an eyelid if they saw this moron in Heathrow, so what on earth does HE need a private jet for? No-one cares about him and his useless trips at our expense!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5267890/David-Miliband-seeking-to-charter-private-jet-at-taxpayers-expense.html
Doesnt he use that little red Mini any more?
I’ve told Miliband to milk the taxpayer because the jig is up. We’re doomed, so for motivational reasons, I’ve told him to use first class private jets.
Is that what he’s calling his todger these days? He used call it Malcum.
“Doesnt he use that little red Mini any more?”
What he wears in the privacy of his own bedroom is not our concern.
Proxy purchase because Antonia wasn’t allowed one ( I think he wanted 2 actually so Baroness von Rictushoven could do stunts).
That’s a cartoon of Rhodri Morgan isn’t it?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176874/Man-strip-searched-held-24-hours-friends-joke-text-sabotaging-train.html
think I might try this.
gweedo
please post something to note the 30th year of Lady Thatcher entering No. 10.
such an omission is a disgrace.
Meanwhile Iain Dale is whacking one out, as he watches Mrs Thatch sail to victory in 1979, on the BBC Parliament channel. One of life’s little pleasures.
Boring day, I think I’ll do the same. Lady T was gorgeous.
Any attempt by nulab to elect a new leader/PM in place of Gordon would surely be an invitation for the opposition to call for a vote of no confidence in the government and thereby prompt an early general election.
nulab could’t say we need a new Prime Minister on the one hand, but reject a vote of no confidence on the other because he’s alright really.
There is no Nulab” anymore, they are in the words of David Cameron, dead, over and finished. Here,Here, I will drink to that. The only new Prime Minister needed is Cameron. Just a matter of time, especially if people march to Downing Street and demand that Brown and his Brownies go.
Calling a vote of confidence would be pointless – the government has a majority in the House of Commons and would win it – that’s why they’re the government and the opposition are the opposition. Backbench Labour MPs would vote with the government has they’d have nothing to lose – if the new leader/PM could salvage something and cut back the Conservatives possible majority a few of them would have their seats saved.If they voted against the government and the government lost – they would certainly probably lose their seat and also get some grief from the Labour Party. So a Vote of Confidence isn’t going to happen and it’s a pointless exercise at this juncture so I wish people would stop calling for one – it’s ineffective. More effective would be encouraging people to vote tactically in their resepective constituency at the General Election to unseat a sitting Labour MP – so if a Conservative candidate has best chance to beat Labour – vote Conservative and if a LibDem has the best chance to do so – vote LibDem>That’s the real strategy that will defeat this government.
If we had a vote of no confidence it would force the lab MPs to keep gordon till the election which results in Armageddon and 10 mps left or they lose it and ditch him now and call the election and ……whoops Armageddon with 11 lab mps left.
And a strategy I heartily endorse. I commend it to the House.
You somehow missed the opening clause:
“Any attempt by nulab to elect a new leader/PM in place of Gordon…”
I wouldnt vote for that Hoon Mcmental even if I were alive and prisoners were given the vote.
Even I have standards
48,983
Daniel Hannan The Prophet???? – Only in America eh?
http://www.danielhannanforcongress.com/
Myra ,long time no see
Like most other Scottish people I intend to vote for Gordon McMental.
Here in the hospital he is well thought of and we have a bed waiting for him.
Gordon stands for all that is good about Scotland
Meaness with your own money
Generosity with the money of others
Sexual perversity
Bad dress sense
Poor personal hygene
And last but not least a tendencey to marry plug ugly women with massive arses and legs like milk churns.
Thumbs up Gordon (ude love it)
Ian
Obviously you haven’t seen the latest polls with Labour’s vote plunging in Scotland…but then again you are a mentaler
Let’s get something straight. Gordon’s marriage is purely a business arrangement to distract from the gay rumours. He can’t stand the sight of the woman but did it for the good of his career.
As for Sarah, she’s a professional PR person who’ll do anything for money and prestige. She loathes him but it’s worth it.
your kidding right? our tyrant god emperor a poo prodder? an uphill Gardner? a pillow biter………..You are spot on.
unfortunately so …
Excellent: the only thing I’d take issue with is the “legs like milk churns” bit; from where I’m standing, they’re much more akin to doner meat.
Particularly attractive when she goes public “wearing” baby food stains on the front of her dress.
Thinking about it, she’s almost as good a PR person as hubby is a leader (but not quite).
Horid, horrid, horrid people.
Yvette Cooper = To Vote Creepy
= core vote type
The ladies real name is Yve Ette Balls. I wonder if he returns the favour ?
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5g_bQB9xz1EKav7ddoJV2ihTRcXUw
Last captain to leave the stinking sh*t… sorry sinking ship… of RBS
Surely the last captain of the good ship Britannia is to be pitied?
No PM should be held accountable for every single catastrophe – I’m being as kind-hearted as possible – but it is just about time to see if anyone else can reverse the Titanic catastrophe that will otherwise happen.
Just read the Press Association link re the RBS Finance Director resigning. One part of his remuneration is reported to be a £282,000 pesnion contribution.
I was under the impression that the maximum pension contribution per year was limited to £245,000 per year. How come this guy can walk away with an annual contrib above that limit.
Or do the limits only apply to the plebs?
** 49,043 **
2468 Motorway.
Sounds like an invite from Mandy to McMental
96% of convicted sex offenders vote Labour
Perverts love Labour
Labour voters do it illegally.
Labour voters = chavs, doleites, immigrants, scousers, sex offenders, trade union officials, social workers, leftie so-called comedians, estate agents, ambulance-chasing lawyers, fraudsters, sociopaths.
You forgot retards.
I believe the centrally approved ‘pc’ term is window-lickers.
What about me?
You should have also included:
- Media luuvies/BBC employees
- Diversity, outreach co-ordinators (+1 million people employed in non-jobs)
- NHS management (all 200,000 of them)
- Local government workers
- Men hating divorce lawyers
- Senior Civil Servants (Gus we know you have been corrupted)
- Senior Police Officers (arrest Tory MPs for nothing but don’t investigate Labour MPs
expense fraud e.g. Jacqui Smith)
- Fit and healthy people claiming incapacity benefits
- Northern folk who only vote Labour cos their family does.
- Lazy inner city scum whose only hope of getting any money is to vote Labour in & steal it in the form of tax from the hard working majority.
- Etc, etc, etc
Keep us out of it please, we never vote Labour
Liverpool has been a Lib Dem council since 1998, why do you think those Hoons like Bliar, Brown and that fat Hoon Prescott, the ugly Eagle witches and smarmy rent boy Burham have done their best to prevent development in Liverpool.
“People used to laugh when Brown bombastically promised to end boom and bust: it was once the natural British economic weather. Who’s having the last laugh now?”
Polly Toynbee: Blair’s party is crying out for Gordon the Viking
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2006/mar/21/comment.budget2006
Tragic.
I usually avoid the Guardian and reading the first few sentences of this disgustingly sycophantic crap reminds me why.
Is Toynbee’s writing still as sickmaking now?
I understand better now why she is called Polly Twaddle. Black holes and hubris – gone forever? I wonder what she’s thinking now about all the rubbish she must have written about Gordon Brown down the years, just as that black hole is opening up again ready for Gordon to disappear into forever.
Well at least she got her name right
That old shitbag on PM Carolyn Quim said that ‘Fiat was getting its tentacles into the ‘British’ motor industry in the shape of Vauxhall !!
WTF!! No mention of when the Indian’s in the shape of Tata bought Jaguar/Land Rover from Ford, perhaps it was because Lord Mandleybum was involved
Is that dried up old wax cylinder of a socialist still going? Thought she’d have been sent to the knackers yard yonks ago.
Love your beach property in Levanto, Lord, by the way.
Err, umm… GM own Vauxhall, and hasn’t been British-owned since the 1920s
Labour haven’t had a clue since the 1920s
Nothing on PM about Uddin, or Harperson & Brown’s ‘troubles’
It’s an Italian Version tonite with other international flavours added!!
All’s well with the UK then?
Move along nothing to report!!
Beeboids all!!
Uddin = Fraudster
Ho ho ho, the top five petitions aren’t visible anymore.
Oh they are back. Must be my shit browser. My apologies. It all started in America.
49,116
Worth a read
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/guido-fawkes-you-ask-the-questions-1678555.html
frankly i think the pint spiller got a way lightly in the circs
Needed cheering up so visited this e-petition:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Stay-GordonBrown/
Digital engagement at its very best!
Thanks Guido, keep fighting the good fight…
* Evi… – No, I can’t do this to my country!
* Over 41K sigs say you are wrong!
* Gordon Brown Appreciation Society?
* You’re on benefits,I assume?
* Why Keith Why? Unelected = Unwanted
* Steven Sulley
* Gordon Brown
* William Lawrence Robb
* You are totally mental
* Ray Edmunds
* Joanne Stephenson
* bruce miller
* Who let this arsehole out of his padded cell
* Benjamin Dobson
* Jamie Brown
* Most Excellent Piss-take
* Damien McBride
* S.Beale
* Only a non-worker who sponges off everyone else would come up with this
* Jennifer Roberts
* Resign now
* Joseph Stalin
* Baldrick
* to make sure the Tories win
* Irma Littletee-Pott
* Gordon’s mum
* Rav
* joseph fritzl
* Barak Obama
* Carol Duckfield
* Richard Scott
* Paid by the Labour party, I presume?
* Harriet H
* keith armstrong bollocks
* CRAIG THAIN
* Sorry, we need change desperately
* Robert Mugabe
* Bollocks!
* steve plume
* Sorry, I thought it was May 1st, not April Fools Day
* Michael Traill
* C Moodie
* Brown is a Bell End
* Ewan MacDonald
* Do I get expenses for this
* Laugh? I nearly sh*t myself.
* Lazy bastard workshy sponger
* Osama Bin Laden – I love you Gordon, you and me in my cave…
* Adolf Hitler say: “Gordon we can rule the world together”
* Lord (my payoff) Stalham (now 4500 against)
* gordon brown’s wife
* Christopher Lenton
* Gordon is a MORON. Slant-eyed TWAT!
* finger in nose
* yeah, the longer he stays the bigger the tory majority
* ALL MY LOVE GORDON, ALISTAIR XXX
* Jacqui Smiff – please stay and share my 88p bathplug xx
* cocknose
* Elvis
* Golden Brown
* Makes Blair and Bush look good
* A Bell
* Andrew Ball
* I’m enjoying the messes he gets into
* Hugh Janus
* Daryl Cowley
* David Mason
* Mrs Gordon Brown
* William Dewar
* beelzebub, father of lies and flies
* I have to be told when to smile
* General Hans Krebs, Jawohl Meing
* Gordon Brown – GET OUT, YOU’RE THE WORST PM WE’VE EVER HAD!!! 41k CAN’T BE WRONG!
* If you really cannot see the mess this man has created, you need new glasses
* John Prescott
* David Cameron
* One word – UNELECTED DICTATOR
* Lord Lucan
* $%&T for brains
* MP’s representing Scots OUT of the English Goverment !
* Get out you control freak PM.
* winky mcfuckwit, 10 downing street
* Stephen Mogridge
* ian fletcher
* Hazel says go
* in my straightjacket,being held down by burly psychiatric nurses demand to put my x on this petition
* Gordon Brown
* Should have gone to SpecSavers
* David Cameron’s mum
* Preparation H
* Brenda Lacluster M25 gulag entertainments committee
* I think it is terrible that people should post spoof petitions on this site
* g.f.jellicoe
* Squirrel Nutkin Blears
* p.rossbacher
* Honour the Gurkhas (petitions.number10.gov.uk/HMFORCESTHANKS/)
* You Tube Management
* Only a complete fukstick would create this petition
* Robin Jarvis
* Gordon Brown (cheating again)
* Half a million Asylum seekers
* Winky McFwit
* “There is no limit to immigration as long as there are fields to build on” Hazel Blears.
* Ah the first cuckoo of Spring.
* The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher
* Adolf Hitler
* Robert the Bruce
* Lawrence DeSouza
* Steve Bevan
* U. Juan Kerr
* Liv Bythes-Meer, Di Bythes-Meer
* Bonqua Cynth Ebunqua
* T Herman Witherfly-Innockyer
* Azanuvo Teinthepo Stisworth Teninthebooth
* Beelzebub
* Shergar
* Khan Stopt Ellen-Porqueese
* Faqas ilum Seekr
* stephen guest
* Is that a sporran? No, it’s just Hazel angling for promotion
* Tere aren’t many Labour MP’s on this list!
* The Clapham Common Knights
* This is a wind up, isn’t it??
* Anthony Blair, thanks for the memories Gordon
* you scabby lazy arsed workshy muppett. Get a job and stop leaching from society
* Laser Printer Throwing Biatch!
* Dick Tator
* 99% of The Country Fucking Hates You – You Bong-Eyed Lying Fuckwit
* Des Pot
* Keep going Gordon – this is so much fun – Tony
* Hugh G Rection
* dont resign- we should sack you
* A Blair, you’re the only man alive making me look good
* Ricky(I’ll go 15 rounds with you) Hatton
* The Stasi Glee Club
* Mr George Bush & Mrs Tony Blair
* The Nokia shop
* Hazel Blears
* Keir Hardie or New Labour = No Labour
* The woman Gordon’s sleeping with
* Yes Please stay Gordo, your pathetic demise is proving most excellent viewing you Hoon.
* keith harvey
* David Cameron
* Marianna Ponzo
* Alexander El Baaj
* Joseph Stalin
* David Cameron
* Everyone at B3ta
* Jesus H. Christ
* Mick Jagger
* Abu Hamza
* David Beckham
* Berney Ecclestone
* I’m so dumb I lost the plot
* It’s not my fault, I can’t be sorry
* sob, sob you sob
* The long goodbye
* A half wit
* Recession, what recession, I can smile because my pension is safe
* No rewards for failure
* Hu Jin Tao
* I understand Politics and the UK constitution unlike all of the other half-wits on here
* Gordon Brown’s fake smile
* Benefit scrounger on 40k a year tax free
* Matt
* J.Buchannan
* Hazel Blears
* Search Brown picking nose on Youtube dot com
* Damian McBride (Can I have my job back now pretty please?)
* Brown you are useless and a FUCKING disgrace .
* Alan E Burgos
* This is a joke, correct?
* Madeline McCann
* Richard Head
* EC1 PhD
* LAND
* CUCKOO
* Too embarrassed to give my name
* CLOUD
* Jeremy Clarkson, not a one eyed Scottish twat
* Kim Il Jong – Gordon muck me feel less ronery
* Pol Pot
* Michael Cawood
* Fu Corff
* Gordon’s bogey
* Titus Finckter (Germany)
* Gordon ( why does nobody like me ) McMoron
* Hiya Brenda , honey x
* you’re ‘avin a larf!!!
* ONE EYED ENGLISH HATER GO HOME YOU MUG,
* unicorns, leprechauns and all the othe mythical creatures
* General ‘ insanity’ Melchette berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!
* sm753, Rufus and AM2
* Kate Garoway
* The singing Fat Lady
* Fuck off you one-eyed Scotch bowel-ferret
* Brown Must GO NOW
* Methalions
* Bill McFadden
* Roger Fells
* Glerothes dead 7,000 postal voters?
* Jimmy(BROWN)no mates
* Robert Mugabe
* taxing and dictating parasites
* Rex Nation
* Socrates of Athens
* Hal Furney
* Huw Thomas
* Gerry Mannering
* Robin Demmall
* Robert Mugabe
* Mr B L Ackadder
* William Joyce
* Helmut Arsepater
* Tarquin Flimbim Olay Olay Biscuit-Barrel
* I love to suck Gordons tool, love ya Ed XXX
* Pur Pel’th Rob Bin El Mit
Land, Cuckoo, Cloud?
Ha ha, mate. Surely, most of those are ours, mate? Keep going- the mods are either on our side or get Bank Hols off. Pile as much bile and venom in as you can before someone decides it could reflect badly on PM C’unt. Ta.
99% of The Country Fucking Hates You – You Bong-Eyed Lying Fuckwit
Thats my one ! Has the koont had a stroke yet ?
Bloody hilarious! Can’t stop laughing!!
The Rabid chipmunk has voted at least twice was one of them postal?
Anyway I have emailed the people who run this system and told them having read through the list I dont think Hazel Blears is a real person and if she is…. she voted at least twice and thats not allowed.
See what they say.
The author of this blog, sucks cock big time.
He smokes cock. As well.
Sh!tty Tory Propaganda.
Take the more than generous refund and go forth and multiply.
…and looking at that comma and full stop usage you’d have done yourself some favours and focussed on your English language course when at school rather than whiling away your time there being the holster of the remove for the bigger boys and chief emissions receptacle to some of the junior masters too I presume.
Tell us how you really feel.
Mr Bean is more effective than Flash, check out youtube. Flash is the joker of youtube across the world, even Hitler is more popular than he is!!
Are you perhaps one of the characters from the “In-betweeners” ?
Thankyou for your informed opinion and cutting analysis. You certainly put a lot of thought behind that argument and stated your views in an intelligent way that went to the heart of the issue.
NOW FUCK OFF.
Yaroo! Beast!
You fit the same category of politico as an American, when its suggested that maybe wholesale genocide isn’t the best foreign policy, have bugger all to say but ‘well, yer… I’m gunna kick your a$$!’
If your idea is criticising a questionably sane despot is propaganda then what the hell are you doing on a politically influenced blog, BBC news Have-your-say exists solely for your benefit – thought free, and all you need is 56k modem and a willingness to mash your head against the keyboard.
Hey, little boy. Wanna buy some cock? Finest this side of Morocco. Warm it, caress it, stroke it, take it your mouth, toke itand wait for the exploding sensation in your head.
Full refund if not entirely satisfied.
Well, thats news to us.
Rejoice, Rejoice….
Edinburgh South
M A Ancram Con. 17,986
J G Brown Lab. 15,526
30 years on Brown is still a loser.
Anon 617 – a 400 word dissertation on the difference between “smoking” and “sucking”; once the piece has reached completion please take it at once (neither passing Go nor collecting a £ 200 giro) to the headmaster’s office for your oral examination.
Hazel Blears’ defence: “I fully support the collective decisions we take.” Interesting, and no doubt a trenchant criticism of Broon’s leadership style.
The carrot topped one looked quite feisty there for a moment didn’t she.
If she lay on her back and opened her crack I would probably have to do the right thing.
In 1979 on a Bank Holiday, children could look forward to “Disney time” on tv.
Today its normal programming.
And no James Bond film either.
Mixed blessings.
apprently, maggie only needs 59 seats to go for an overall majority… cooo its hotting up…
I liked Maggie – she had better aim with that handbag that Gordon ever has with his office equipment. (Not sure about my grammar)
today i have recieved a letter from a Mr large of Hull
Dear auntie
Some years ago we allowed our estranged uncle to come and live with us in the house , at first he was very gratefull and helped out by sorting out the bills and running the family business . however in the last 24 months we have found out that he had been secretly investing in donkey market , at first he showed us the triple A rated 12% returns and explained that if we sold of the family gold that in future years we would see more wealth than we ever imagined.
luckily a chance meeting with the bank manager came about and he explained that it was a goods exchange scheme and not a wealth scheme , so i went and had word with uncle , and he said not to worry it had all started in america and that he was going to get on with job .
well that was months ago , business is now at the point where i am having lay people off and the dam bank wont lend me any money as they have no wealth . I think we cant really keep our uncle anymore and he may also have lied on a funny legal document as to who runs the company , the family or some board in europe , i say it is take over and subsidiarity ,uncle says its not a constitution but a treaty .All he says is “it was nae me”
i am at my wits end Harriet what should i do .
response dear Mr large of hull .
uncles i find come in two forms , those that are fun at a wedding and the mad marxist types that you have to confine to an annex , it apears you have the latter , although you do not clarify how much the money made you go along with your uncle , and you may well be feigning sour grapes tosave your embarasment over your own political beliefs .
It is clear you have lost a lot of money , and it may take many years before you can return to balance sheet health and profit , i think the running of your company needs change as it seems your company may run out of cash and have to go to the IMF .As for uncle , well as you were stupid enough to vote him in , you will have to vote him out , as for where he goes after that it seems somewhere away from the public as they are a bit hacked off with him as they have rumbled the scam .
really all i can say is all the best , ari verdercie me old son
I’be been watching all day for news that Baroness U has been arrested on suspicion of embezzling funds, especially since I read that not only had she claimed £100,000 since 2005 on an empty flat in Maidstone but that she has also claimed a further £80000 prior to 2005 for a property neither she nor her solicitor will name. The police were quick enough to arrest Damian Green for his non-crime, why so slow in this more serious matter?
Bank ‘oliday, innit ?
Rozzers are all in Brighton with the protesters.
Damian Green is an opposition MP.
Baroness Uddin is a Labour Peer.
And the police are independent.
(Spot the deliberate mistake).
Does anyone know how many Peers there are in the House of Lords and how many of them are Labour ? I know about the Commons but little or nothing about the Lords.
it is a low day for Fawkes
Not at all he’s been busy giving an interview to the Independent and a very good interview it was too.
Nah, he’s been down the cellar slurpin’ wine and munchin’ Doritos all day.
Wouldn’t blame him if he had.
Slurpin’ wine on Bank Holidays is a necessity – though preferably in the garden – I’m sure New Girl would agree. I hear though that Gordon is going to tax fresh air and Bank Holidays so perhaps we should enjoy while we can.
even super heroes need a break
Ok, why is Robert Maxwell wearing a frock? Is this a “30 Years of Maggie” thing going on?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176857/Tax-Google-help-BBC-say-ministers.html
This is an idea to make the BBC more popular than it already is (ahem).
They couldn’t be so stupid – could they?
Wait for it – the tax to breathe is coming soon. Hopefully the end of this government will come first.
Fuck the bbc, forcing me to pay for their propaganda.
I don’t watch the bbc, I should’t have to be forced to pay, I hope the tories end the license fee, it’s imoral.
I am not gay!!!
I may have “experimented” in my youth
But I am not gay
The woman that I have a civil partnershship with can confirm this.
I AM NOT GAY!
Just because I waited until my 50’s to find a Lassie to settle doon with doesnt mean I am gay
Most of my friends are gay but that doesnt mean that I am gay
I AM NOT GAY!
I may mince about and have the odd rectal accident due to an unfortunate accident on the east coast of America but
I AM NOT GAY
When that New York Stylist asked in 1994
“How do you fancy showing me your Hampton big boy”
I thought that he was asking to see my holiday cottage
I AM NOT GAY
You are obsessed by Gayness. Are you, perchance, Gay? And Tory?
Why, have you got a problem with that?
You fail to explain the need to keep a turkey baster in your bedside cabinet, Prime Minister
How does one cure Gential Warts and if they can’t be cured how does one get into the House Of Commons to spread them to Labour MP’s.
Missing a question mark cock smoker.
I had to scratch my gential warts while making the comment so obviously mistakes where made.
There’s a whole host of cock smoking going on in this Blog.
The author of the Blog takes a pack of 20 B&H Cocks in the morning and smokes them during the course of the day.
One may be tempted to say that Guido, Fumez de Cock. He certainly likes his lips around something satisfying and thick. When it comes to cock, he likes a 1 corona and no mistake.
Lets not be fooled here Pop Kids. This is nothing more than a sh!tty Tory Blog by a sh!tty Tory Public School Boy. Who can’t get enough of the cock.
Is that you Gordon ‘I am the most hated person in the UK’ Brown?
Are you in your bunker or recording another Youtube classic? Do us all a favour, call an election so you and your currupt regeme can be kicked out of office and the new government can start to sort out the mess you left
Spell Regime correctly you f**king cock smoker.
Sounds like you may be a victim of passive smoking – I’d suggest finding somewhere with a fresher atmosphere: head first down your Comprehensive School’s Lavs, straight after the chain’s been pulled sounds more your scene, Matey.
You spent a lot of time hanging around Public School toilets? What a surprise …….
Poor Damian …
R U GAY?
I spy a confused youngster not really OK with where they are at sexually? It doesnt matter kiddo, relax and be comfortable with who you are, there are plenty of things to be upset about, who you do and why isnt one of them(as long as they are willing and over 18yrs of course).
Fuck off you shit stabber.
They are all cock smokers on this site.
And no mistake.
Rather a cock smoker than some socialist pratt with nothing but a 22% poll rating. You’re toast whinger, heading for political oblivion.
Actually I read today that Labour are expecting to poll about 17% of the vote in June. It explains the headess chicken routine that we are seeing at the moment, doesn’t it?
I am a connousieur of the womans snatch i’ll have you know.
YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF TORY Hoons.
That, Sir, is an oxymoron. I’ll think you’ll find Geoff was one of yours…
Oh Dear, another self-inflicted blow by one of your own
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1177224/Labour-MP-Denis-MacShane-blames-xenophobic-Tories-rise-far-right-BNP.html
You Blearsing Labour cock loving idiot
The people on this site are a bunch of shite hawks.
Discuss.
And your point is ………..
You love the taste of Cameron’s Smegma on your lips.
Ooh, get her.
Rather a shite hawk than an apologist for the leach’s in power we have. Why dont you fuck off to another forum. There are 100’s of people on this forum with similar views.
I hear there are 3 people on LabourList talking socialist tripe. Why not go there? You can defend the socialists against the 20 or so telling them they’re idiots.
Why? It’s far better getting a reaction out of you for free.
You really don’t understand the politics of the Internet do you?
Obvious Troll is obvious.
OK Mr Anon, we’re looking at least to 30 years in the political wilderness for the Labour Party, so we understand your bitterness up to a point.
Now fuck off.
No. After I have shagged yer ma, I might reply again.
So what are you going to do?
Somehow I’m nor surprised you’re into necrophilia.
Nice to see the Rabid Rebuttall Farce are here, now.
Dolly, Dolly Dolly, off, off off!!!
Brown out….. I’m Counting and betting………..join me.
http://gordonout.blogspot.com/
Gordon Brown out .I’m counting and betting…….join me.
Forty-nine thousand four-hundred and thirty, the last time I looked.
C’mon you guys!
All Tories are closets.
Discuss.
Evidence – Public School, the biscuit game, not mixing with Girls at School.
The Harridan expresses her loyalty…….
http://jackanory.synthasite.com
I would love to shag Hazel Blears.
And realistically, if you weren’t all shit stabbers, you would too.
Discuss.
I would love to shag firecrotch as well, But my thai ladyboy Mei Wan Fookey wouldn’t be happy about it………..
You aren’t funny. You are a fucking c**t.
At the very least a c**t is useful, and you sir are an oxygen thief.
That’s the shittest thing I have ever see in my life.
And I have seen the film Ginger Snaps.
Which is fucking awful.
You are a ginger-midget fetishist and thus plainly a wrong ‘un.
I’ve told you before Charlie Whelan, I don’t let drunkards anywhere near my ginger minge.
Only anally, mind you – she’d enjoy it Oo-er!
I wonder if she’s had a full Brazilian – that would let the dog see the rabbit!
You’re thinking about Mandy.
OK.
With the emphasis on the buttall.
Yeah , gotta lie down , hun .
E x .
Obviously Guido has returned from his picnic – I hope your wine was as good as mine. Here’s to tomorrow! Cheers!
Can I get all this in tomorrow’s Mail? Yawn.
WTF you doing down here , hun ???
E x .
Roy Hattersley has just been interviewed and said that he expects Jim Callaghan to continue as leader for many years to come.
David Steel was also interviewed and he suggested that the incoming Conservative administration was likely to run into mid-term difficulties, and subsequently he fully expected the Liberals to be approached by Mrs Thatcher with a view to entering a coalition.
The Tories have gained Paddington from Labour with a majority of just 106; a chap called Cameron, standing for the National Front, received 402 votes.
Ah, how Labour must wish they had just stuck with Sunny Jim. Had they done so, we probably would never had had to endure the nutter currently occupying Number 10.
The last thing I remember is . . . is they gave me this drink . . . .
. . and when I woke up this morning, all I know is that I completely agree with everything the Blessed and Beloved HelmsPerson says and does. I can’t give you details ’bout wot ‘ees dun, coz I’m still a bit muzzy. . . but they say they’ll tell me wot to say . . .
Did I tell you I used to be a Sunday School Teacher? I used to tell the truth y’kno.
But that was before I got into this game . . .
Not half as stuck as I am. Pass me some vaseline, Peter?
Basting turkeys?
My name is . . Hazy-ab . . .
The last thing I remember is . . . is they gave me this drink . . . .
Oh I’m so sleepy . ..
Twat, Caroline flint is the bint. She would swallow too.
You’re a kunt and I claim my £5.
Ewanme ain’t gonna happen babe. Chill.
Hurry on sundown , see what tomorrow brings (repeat 16 times and fire up a huge doober).
This insane cnut is now screwing me for 60+% and all I ever did to him was write witty speeches.
I want a more cosmik, less religiously dogmatic, less disabled, more blokey but intellectual, kind of PM.
Hmm – I think I’ve the first line of the first track for the new album.
IK
Good point well made, now off to bed youve got school in the morning.
I don’t know about gential warts but I could cauterise your genital warts
The Rabid Rebuttall Farce has been noticeable by their absence. I think I know where they have being operating on the No. 10 petition site, flooding it with faked anti-Brown names.
I think his postings are plagerised from the next episode of said In Betweeners.
I dont think we should worry to much about him though as one day he will loose his virginity …..probably……hopefully.
I’m an evicted Spitalfields Housing Association tenant – not knowing where to go next. I’m afraid the Police are going to arrest me because I’ve claimed around £180,000 for all this valuable work that I’ve done for multi-culturalism and they are saying I didn’t have a right to it- no-one appreciates me anymore now that my best friend TonyB has gone.
you are utterly ignoring me, nell and ewanme. What is it with you left wing trolls that you are all so fucking sexist? its not just MEN with the sense to blog merrily here you tosser! Piss off and take your homophobic crap with you (do you get a kick out of writing “cock” a lot?.
Can anyone help me with this Limerick
There was a peeress from Kent
Whose expenses were terribly bent
And all her shopping
Was done in Wapping
………….
Can’t think of a good last line!
Anyone?
By a poofter named Toulose la Trent?
Low Day? No. It is a holiday.
I’m going to open the beer, later!
you got serious issues. Dr Mick? Can you help him?
Lets hope tomorrow is 10 times as bad as today was for our mucal munching,closet inhabiting,useless mincing queen of a PM and by the end of the week after MPs receipts have been published the queen has dissolved parliament and had gordon beheaded and his skull used for the Corgis to piss in.
I was rather hoping it would be worse than that!
I am not gay!!! I may have “experimented” in my youth Or experimented IN a youth, perhaps?
Except he went to the same school as one of your Labour mates. Your dozy, febrile Hoon.
Rabid Rebuttall Farce post spotted
49,623
And now she lives in a tent
@705 nell
Parliament website gives full breakdown of peers and their affiliation
Tis late enough- should do it now. Enjoy!
Are you a here-today-gone-tomorrow kinda nonce ?? Swivel on this , babe * Ewanme holds her hair brush in the air * .
Wot a presumptious twat .
E x .
You know you want it you little bitch.
And the Taxpayer’s money was spent.
which she is giving up for lent
In fact, BBC should be paying broadband providers for access given the massive demands of iPlayer on Internet capacity.
If Labour did this, it would massively impair Britain’s ability to innovate and compete in global digital technology markets. Most countries are trying (with mixed results) to reduce cost and drive market penetration of broadband to help their economies.
If I were Google, and govt. brought this in, I’d shut down all UK operations and tell UK to go fuck itself. Guess who would win that battle? Can’t remember which, but Microsoft or Google did this to S Korea.
Labour couldn’t be so stupid could they? Just to buy yet further support from the beeb?
Err… yes… they could and would.
Dear Newgirl are you calling me homophobic and leftwing.? well I swear I am neither. I am too elderly to flirt as you do, though you should keep on doing it, flirting is a good thing for a young woman – I am simply Mrs Thatcher’s handbag – and I believe I am more accurate than Gordon Brown’s Nokia phone and longer lasting.
I think that when push comes to shove, the hand holding the dagger will be Mandy’s (or, at least, under his control) – for the good of the Party & the country of course – and he will then slither into the job of PM. Brown was a dickhead to ever allow him back into any position of power.
There was a peeress from Wapping
Who lied about where she was dossing
To claim for the rent
For a flat down in Kent
To cover the cost of her shopping
Oh, that’s so sad. Have you tried counselling? I know that it’s difficult to make ends meet on a low income – at least I assume that from you being a HA tenant. If your income won’t stretch to counselling, perhaps a self-help book might be the answer?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Life-Support-Derek-Draper/dp/1848500440/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241470379&sr=8-1
The price has come down a lot since it was published and there seem to be a lot of reviews, which is a good sign, though I haven’t read them yet.
It’s a shame that after a lifetime of promoting diversity and challenging racism that it has come to this. Could you return to your previous job? What was it???
Oh, yes, it was “promoting diversity and challenging racism”. I’m sure you’ll get a job soon and be able to start paying about the 200k you owe the people of Britain. It also looks good to the magistrates when it comes to sentencing.
Anyway, mind how you go.
The only thing she’s helped to diversify is her investment portfolio.
And now all her saris are rent
@830 No need
Much appreciated, thanks for the link.
Yeah , I want it , nonce , but a chipolata an a couple of dried peas ain’t my idea of fun , hun x .
E x .
Hmmm…playing hard to get a? I like the feisty ones.
No no no! Nell i was talking bout the Cocksmoker…not YOU!x
I see that piece of human excrement Dennis McShane is blaming the TORIES for the rise of the BNP (yawn I wonder how long before the BBC pick up on it)
But can someone please explain WHY the BNP only does well in Liebour areas? I don’t see the well heeled of Surrey or Sevenoaks in Kent voting in the BNP.
Do you think I could make it in America =- I know how to talk to talk – Gordon taught me .
OK. stop it Guido and give us another thread – this government , especially edd , carrot tops, harm, tom, charlie, harry and yve baby , etc, etc, must not be allowed to hide
I so wanted to be a respected Aunty in the Bgldshi community- now they all think I’ve failed them and made them all them all look dodgy – please come and rescue me tony and cherie -gordon has gorn an’ hid in a rabbit ‘ole and I need you. The police are knockin’ at my door because I filled in the forms how Tony told me to and Gordo said he would support it too, but now …………….
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Not enough beads.
LMAO NewGirl x .
E x .
She got big black hairy hole. Wun like ‘em black and hairy.
I always thought Jack Bruce was a better bassist than you.
She’s giving up breathing for Lent.
More Brown Studies, or Labour in the News plus other random snippets
You couldn’t make it up, could you?
I’ll have some of whatever nell is on.
Rum would be good.
Sky: “Harriet Harman has lquietly et it be known that she is backing Alan Johnson to take over from Gordon Brown.”
I expect Harman will look forward to seeing Johnson badly beaten in the general election and will then challenge him for the leadership of a broken and fragmented Labour Party.
I liked it when Maguire called Hazel Blears a moron and a quisling.
Perhaps she won’t let the perv listen to her having a pee?
If Johnson and Harman are still in the House of Commons, that is…
She needs to think about how the Conservative party struggled painfully ,out of power, through multiple leaders over lots of years. This is the Labour legacy that Gordon has ensured. Harriet you may be only the ‘failed’ first of many.
Labour MP conradicts Brown:
http://delivernothinglabourparty.blogspot.com/
:smile:
:twistered:
“I expect Harman will look forward to seeing Johnson badly beaten in the general election and will then challenge him for the leadership of a broken and fragmented Labour Party.”
We all look forward to that. :)
I’m female too! And I also get sick of the trolling types assuming women are incapable of accessing blogs!
Sounds very sexist to me.
There was a peeress from Kent
Whose expenses were terribly bent,
this fat ugly broad
who’s guilty of fraud
should repay all that she’s spent.
I salute you.
One suggestion for the last line:
should repay all our taxes she’s spent.
What does E x mean ?
Haven’t been very rapid lately though!
Toilets Maguire has been busy again today. For the third day in a row he has been on early morning radio and has been in and out of the studios all day. He is now on the paper review on Sky News.
Poor, sad Kevin will do anything to try to get in with his hero Gordon Brown. He has no self respect.
Toilets also has a piss-sniffing fetish.
any idea who won the marathon?
MaGuire has a big brown stain on the end of his nose. Where might he have got that from I wonder?
Dave F, couldn’t agree more. Just pointing out that ‘Land, Cuckoo, Cloud’ might have been arse-about-face this morning.
Neither are we! But we lie occasionally too.
Former Foreign Office minister Denis MacShane underminds Gordon Brown hours after the Prime Minister starts a debate on Britishness.
Denis Macshane is clearly showing similar problems to Gordon Brown when conducting U-Tube announcements and losing his temper in interviews recently. Denis Macshane has taken to blaiming the Tories who have not been in Office for 12 years for the rise of the BNP!
This inaccurate claim has undermined Gordon Brown hours after his 10 Millionth relaunch as Gordon tried to put Britishness at the centre of his fightback. Neil Kinnock the former Labour leader blaimed Labour voters for voting BNP in other comments recently! If they are going to lie at list get the story correct!
Gordon Brown’s election hopes just seem further down the Pan and Denis Macshane needs a dry slap or a straight jacket!
Gordon Brown relaunch(Usual rubbish abort Britishness – he must be feeling scottish)
http://tinyurl.com/cbqwwu
Dennis Macshane torpedo’s Gordon’s relaunch:
http://tinyurl.com/dxjykq
Source: http://delivernothinglabourparty.blogspot.com/
Labour MP conradicts Brown:
http://delivernothinglabourparty.blogspot.com/
:lol:
:twisted:
Does Gordo , after his millionth re launch deserve to be known as “Re Hash Gordon”
Why would Johnson sacrifice his career in that way? You would have to be stupid to lead Labour into the next election. Far Better to wait, and pick up the pieces afterwards. Let Brown take the flak now, his career’s over. Lead the party’s recovery, and take the credit for doing so.
the marathon BBC Parliment programme on the ‘79 election rumbles to a close.. fascinating and if anyone watched or dipped into it, Jim Callahans magmanamous defeat speach was quite uplifting yes, the unions were there pulling the strings but was a joy to watch…and the whole ‘tone’ of the election was like a breath of fresh air to this toady bunch of coniving trough snouters we have for MP’s in todays parliment…
the shysters there today not fit to lick their boots
Maggie won by the way… lol
If Sarah Brown is correct Gordon has been bunkered in his North Queensferry home this weekend as she says “having quality family time” according to her Tweet.
Hear Hear!!
When John Major lost the Conservatives were still talking about the ‘Winter of discontent’ without realising that most of the voters had either forgotten, couldn’t understand Shakespeare or considered it such ancient history as to be irrelevant.
Labour will have to wait equally long this time, since it won’t be possible to forget Browns boom ’till god knows when. The longer they hang on the more resentment they will stoke up.
How will Brown go? He doesn’t want to be ousted, but neither will he like losing to Cameron. I guess once he’s realised the game really is up he will resign, maybe citing deteriorating eyesight as a reason; to gain credibility he can spend his last week stumbling into lamp posts etc.
There are some who have honour and know when to be gracious and walk away with some pride left, Brown is not one of them. There will be no “Callaghan” moment for him. Where does that leave his current cabinet who are desperately tring to defend the in-defensible, that he is the “right man” to lead the country, when everyone else sees Brown as the problem. Brown created the current crisis with a little help from across the pond. They are all in a state of denial, which is bad for the country in general, “new brooms” are needed.
Good Night. God Bless. Tomorrow is another day.
“This insane cnut is now screwing me for 60+%”
shouldn’t do that
Maguire’s days as a journalist are coming to an end, if he ever was one.
He is still trying to smear the shadow cabinet, what a pathetic excuse for a man he is.
is he a journalist , news on me
What a fucking tool Mcquire is. He is so far up Browns rectum he has become fused to his sphincter.
Does he not realise the public can see him for what he is ?
Only 121 to go before the 50,000.
KEEP IT UP FOLKS
I was proceeding in a northerly direction when I observed a British subject who was obviously not a member of the nulabour party and I therefore assaulted him with my extendable steel truncheon, having had the foresight to remove my shoulder identification previously.
Using the new powers given to me by nulabour, I arrested the traitor and proceeded to detain the criminal bastard for 28 days without charge.
Checks were duly taken and it was confirmed that the perpetrator was, to our surprise, and despite being a Muslim, in fact a member of nulabour.
No chance. Hattie will have eliminated all of the males via castration. Then she’ll try to kill all the men in the world. And probably get away with it, smiling as she murders, and destroying the education of young boys via her army of all female teachers, while building up the girls GCSE results, or letting only girls take the new diploma.
I bet she’s looks at Somalian lesbian porn behind closed doors, too. Hail Hattie!
OOh oooh don’t spoil the ending
Is it passed the Labour fu*kwits bedtime?
Just a thought, but after the election we could finally get value for money from the BBC by putting the newly unemployed nulab Hoons to work in remakes of old sit-coms under the newstart programme.
I would like to nominate McBroon for “Sorry”. He does have a bit of the Corbett about him even if he lacks the stature.
Good morning Prime Minister here is a list of your appointments for
today. Oh and by the way over 50,000 have signed the No10 petition
demanding your resignation
Have a nice day!!
Hmm….I think I ought to be flattered.
Anybody noticed this?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/may/04/labour-election-gordon-brown
Absolutely fucking remarkable.
Firstly, he suggests, quite staggeringly, that the Ginger Minger’s article couldn’t have been authored by her. Apparently she wouldn’t use a term like “meta-narrative” and therefore, er, couldn’t have written it and ought to have proof-read it. What the fuck? Is that meant to be some sort of fucking excuse? How did this fucking dickhead ever manage to get past the selection interview?
On campaigning with the fat oaf Prescott:
“It is a long way away from London and the public school tones of David Cameron and Nick Clegg.”
It gets worse. He suggests that “xenophobic” Tory policies on Europe have got the great unwashed all excited, like, and that’s why the BNP are on the rise. Furthermore, the Tories are all “super-rich metropolitans” and:
“William Hague may have a South Yorkshire accent, but since going to Magdalen College, Oxford, from Wath Grammar School, his life has been one of metropolitan wealth and success.”
This from a man who was educated at a private school (St. Benedict’s, Ealing) and Merton College, Oxford.
Words fucking fail me.
(Sound of forehead hitting desk repeatedly).
Guido, look, I’m sorry, but you have to get a better cartoonist.
http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/50471/1231209627/Rickeyjay.jpg
Guido, have you read about Jacqui Smiths plan to “Master The Internet” on http://www.theregister.co.uk ?
I believe this is specifically to counter threats by people like yourself; imagine if she could monitor your email correspondence and internet traffic.
Personally speaking I think its all technically impossible, but nonetheless I wouldn’t put anything past that fat ugly mongoloid bitch