Sunday Sleaze
Think the public have a right to know what happens to public money? The Sunday Times reports that expense receipts to be released in July will be cesored so that we don’t know what they were for, where the taxis went, the names of shops or hotels.
Labour MP Jim Devine has fiddled a total of nearly £17,000 in “car” and “mileage” costs, but the office manager, Marion Kinley, told the Sunday Herald she did all the driving and “I received only £60.” Devine has some improbable excuses.
The Sunday Times reports that the Labour peer Baroness Uddin has named a flat in Maidstone, Kent as her main residence and claimed around £100,000 in Parliamentary expenses for it. This is despite the flat being empty and Baroness Uddin living in Wapping, East London – just four miles from the House of Lords.
After the Sunday Times challenged Uddin about her “main residence”, she appears to have done a quick “move in”. This is prima facie fraud.
David Miliband wants a private jet and spare on standby according to the News of the World. Despite the fact that he invariably could fly commercial for a fraction of the price.
Well, even so, it is going to be hard for a Labour MP to cover up building a sauna on expenses…
First
twunt
What about Truscott. When he went to his “main home” in Bath, his wife called the police to report his disappearance!
From a blog from Down Under:
Hazel Blears, the Communists Secretary, today insisted that she was not criticising Gordon Brown when she called him ‘a despicable snivelling toady of a snot-chewing moronic illiterate Hoon’.
“No”, she insisted, “I was quoted out of context.’
Hazel went on to say:
“Gordon has my support 100% and I was not threatened or intimidated by Gordon or any of his goons, including, but not limited to John Prescott, in any way. Oh, no. Anyone who knows me knows that while I am but a very small girl I don’t bend to pressure by brutal thugs who try to intimidate me. And by ‘brutal thugs’ I mean that in the most positive of contexts.”
A picture is worth 1,000 words. With inflation its now worth 927 words.
http://plonquer.blogspot.com/
You couldn’t make it up.
A picture is worth 1,000 words. OK with inflation its now 927 words.
But the picture says it all. Click on the words ‘Major Plonquer Says’ above to see the picture.
In the time it took you to read this it’s now down to 922 words.
Cheque it out.
John Prescott declined comment citing his inability to spell ‘unavailable’.
LOL nice one…
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Can’t be true its not being reported on that bastion of independent political reporting the BBC
Surely that means that it has to be true?
Mmmm Yes on reflection you are probably correct
Naff orf!
“First”
Feck off back to politicalbetting you infantile prat.
You’re just jealous :lol:
This sort of thing has to be stamped out early or it will become pandemic.
any chance of exclusive news here rather than mainstream plagiarism?
Either that or they’ve now’t worth saying
Get a life!
Will the receipts reveal the names of the MARRIED (but not to each other) ministers who who both claim for the same have-it-away-day accommodation?
Says Annoymous who has 37 entries on this post.
Hoon.
Make that 38.
Three hundred and eighty seventh. Woohoo..
279th
282th?
2th? 2nd surely, and 282nd
Tee hee. I was bored but feeling playful.
see http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176735/Revealed-How-Gordon-Brown-threw-tantrum-TV-interview–soothed-Lord-Mandelson.html
‘Calm Down Gordon.. its only the fucking economy”
Ok, who is going to reports the Robber Baroness to the Police:
https://online.met.police.uk/
ello ello ello.. whats goin on ‘ere then….
nick ‘im George
So you say sir this ahh.. Roberta Baronett did ye call er’? as been up to no good.
Well Sir I should n’t worry yerself about that sir I’ma sure its all under control. By the way sir is that your car parked on the yellow line over there (rustle of ticket book being withdrawn)
Would you like me to hit somebody over the head?
Mind how you go now…
Book him, Danno
Get you drawers on love. You’re fucking nicked.
And the Lord said: “Come Forth”….
And Gordon Brown came fifth anyway, and lost, ‘coz he minunderstood the geographic instructions and thought the Lord meant something incomprehensible about the Firth of Forth.
http://libertarianalliance.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=7644&message=6
Sorry this iis the right link:
http://libertarianalliance.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/guido-fawkes-strikingly-accurately-philosphic-translation-suddeutche-zeitung/
yes but she’s living in a HOUSING ASSOCIATION FLAT in london so a homeless family in Tower Hamlets are going to sleep tonight under a bridge so that she can RIP THEM OFF!
Same person is/was Leader of the Council of Tower Hamlets.
A parasitical, ladder-kicking hypocrite.
You need a fat piece of Brighton Rock to write all that on, but it is written right through her and no mistake.
Socialism – it is all about taking other people’s money and spending it as one sees fit. The fundamental problem is believing it is anything other than a necessary evil to be kept to an absolute minimum. Socialism thinks it is a good. You cannot have enough of a good. So the rot begins.
I think the term i want to use for these paragons of society is :
Snouters……always with their arse in the air and the snouts in the troff,
but when the come up for air, the squeal.
You sir, are a gaylord.
Hoon
Hain
Balls
Brown
Mornington Crescent!
Daily mirror has senior Labour Mp claiming a sauna on expenses. Didn’t say whether it included a hand-job.
Oh Labour MP claimed he had a skin condition. I presume it was his 4-skin he was talking about.
Oh. I read that as meaning the Labour MP made other people’s skin crawl – not something a sauna could cure AFAIK.
Its ok its a legitimate claim.
After a little bit of research I have found the condition the Labour MP is talking about.
For reference see Here
http://www.fwi.co.uk/Articles/2004/09/21/16116/greasy-pig-disease.html
so someone make a flu joke now
Not funny! Swine flu is nothing to be sneezed at you know
Jobs vacant – Four skin divers needed.
Does this skin condition make you look orange?
:lol:
Thick skin, more like.
No, but it comes with a skin disease.
Presumably he is also explainng to his wife this mornng Why he couldn’t have self administered gel like the rest of the population.
It is not a disease it is a natural skin condition. I have done some research and found out all you need know.
http://www.anapsid.org/basicdermatology.html
Blake’s 7 – excellent summary.
:smile:
There is a political disease which might explain this MP’s problem, I believe the medical term is ‘thick’. While usually affecting the area between the ears, infection quite often spreads to the skin. The perceived cure is liberal applications of large dollops of public money. This, however, simply contains the problem. A permanent cure can be achieved through use of a lamp-post in combination with a short length of strong rope.
I would give a prize for the most imaginative use of expenses if I were you – one of your famed ‘T-Shirts’ could be the prize!
When are we going to see an investigation of Lord Paul of Marylebone? He got his peerage solely for a £1 million loan to Labour, for which the taxpayer rewards him with a daily Lords Subsistence Allowance in return for his popping in for the shortest possible time and, very occasionally, acting as Deputy Speaker. What does he get in the way of other allowances, home payments etc? Bearing in mind that he has NO qualifications for the job except having given cash to Blair?
And what about Paul Drayson, or should we say “Lord Drayson of Kensington”? Given that his former company Powderject now, under its new name of Novartis, is making millions from the swine flu pandemic scare by shipping an anti-flu drug called Fluvirin and especially that said Fluxvirin is a drug that FDA and other drugwatch organisations have warned against, on the ground that it contains Thiomersal, a 49% mercury-based antiviral component.Of course I presume that Drayson, as an artificial peer, could not be subject to investigation at all.
What about J K Rowling? She donated her £1 million to the Labour money machine and then her books are suddenly on the curriculum of study for schools’ examinations in English, which would generate a fair sum for said authoress. Nicely churned money.
Sure to be won by a Labour MP.
More maggots crawling out of the Labour corpse.
Labour zombies won’t be getting those perks on the dole.
That’s why we won’t see an election until the last possible moment.
When it will presumably be canceled to save the unnecessary public expenditure.
After all, that’s usual when there’s a war (on terror) on, isn’t it?
Millitwat needs to stay grounded and never let out in public without a few minders – he’s a fucking liability.
One can only pray for a fatal air crash.
…or him slipping on his own banana(skin)
He should use his student rail pass
It’s the flight thing to do.
I am personally an optimist and used correctly he could be an asset.
The big question is “who do we want to declare war on us”?
There are bigger problems than war.
My nan’s got a draft coming under her front door and he could be put to good use as a draft-excluder.
Millipede is boy wonder to Gordon’s batman. Can we send them back to their own planet please.
As it’s a bank holiday weekend,I assume John”do not disturb”Lyon,CB.,the people’s champion ,will not be back at his post for a week before dismissing all public complaints.
Don’t know what the fuss is about. It’s all within the rules.
We need a new Cromwell to clean Parliament out. Little point in voting as no party is really looking to reform that cess pit of vipers, ” do as I say not as I do” the troughing hoons proclaim. The system is broken beyond repair and we wonder why “fundamentalists” are listened to.
we need a bomb to clean out parliament. where are all these fucking terrorists when you wnat one?
Did someone call?
Another one? your greed knows no bounds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176726/Cabinet-ministers-driver-arrested-suspicion-child-abuse.html
http://thetaoofblog-pablothehat.blogspot.com/2008/03/re-massive-horrifying-child-molestation.html
No CRB check then?
Why the differentiation in the crimes…rape of boys dealt with by the big police, but rape of girls inquiry done by the local police?
CRB is just a money-making scam…
A scam indeed. Following the money, we arrive at Capita (surprise!) – who also run TV Licensing and whose former boss was standing at the peerage counter trying to choose one when the balloon went up. Capita/NuLabour/BBC – get a fag paper between them and you;d be doing well.
If the allegations against the arrested man are new this incident illustrates how ineffective the CRB system is – you only appear on it once you’ve been caught.
Which is why the Government wanted the extended CRB check which includes allegations that went nowhere but the Police deign to ‘leave on record’. Except it does nothing to discriminate between false allegations which the Police decide must be kept (on a precautionary principle or plain old no smoke without fire mentality) and genuine complaints that don’t result in prosecutions for whatever reason.
It’s a bit like CCTV – great for prosecuting people, not so great for preventing crime in the first place. It has uses but it is not the panopticon we were told it would be. There’s that many cameras they can’t all be watched all the time.
Posting 211, In case you didn’t know, Crapita also have contracts with local councils to collect council tax (so they have direct access to peoples bank accounts), they also have contracts to provide IT technical support to UK councils (the jobs are in foreign countries and as usual, you can’t understand what they are talking about, and they don’t know anything as soon as you wonder off-script with a problem).
Crapita are hooked in everywhere, no wonder they are loved so much by New Labour, they scratch each others backs and Crapita’s boss is rabid New Labour. How a shit company rises from nothing to controlling half the UK beggars belief. They are not given the nickname Crapita for nothing you know.
Just a balls-up – ask my wife or Damien McRide
If you’re going to have a private jet, you may as well have a spare. And have them paid for by the taxpayer. Wahay! This socialism stuff is just great!
No doubt his sucessor in a few weeks time will order a complete refit!
“expense receipts to be released in July will be censored so that we don’t know what they were for, where the taxis went, the names of shops or hotels”
Now If I submitted an expense receipt with such information removed then it would not be paid. If an employee submitted such a receipt to me for signing off having first removed that information I could not sign it off.
Government rules you know.
I have recently had a minibar receipt refused because it said ‘minibar’. It was a bottle of mineral water taken for use in a very hot country ( soft drinks all allowable). Without a lot of effort and phone calls I could not prove it was water.
I really really loathe this government and these Labour hoons with a passion
Too true Agent99.
My firm never but never pays out without a receipt.
Why must MPs be any different? Is it somehow too difficult for them to trouser a receipt
and then claim?
It will be interesting to see if Mr & Mrs Balls have been claiming for the same things. I won’t bet against it!!
And we get lectured on climate change by his even more goofy brother,who no doubt troughs in the same way.Their late father,the marxist Prof Miliband ,will be pleased at their stalinist instincts-do as I say!
This is a good read:
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25401759-5000117,00.html
Link at 221 highly recommended.
Can I get a sauna on the NHS then? I’m happy to make up some cock about a skin disease if that’s what it takes.
They don’t need Saunas, the greedy Westminster pigs all need confession boxes, 16 million Hail Mary’s and 13 million Our Fathers before ther roast pork Sunday lunch. £5 pound in the church collection plate, and when no ones looking £10 out and then ask the Altar Boy for a £50 receipt.
*Applause*
(Forgive them not O Father , they are the devil incarnate)
:twisted:
it would be a lucky altar boy who escaped with just a £50 receipt.
Who gave you my price list?
No sauna, but we can give you the skin condition.
Coffee on the screen!
and on my hanky
Would the HMRC accept my ‘censored’ receipts in an enquiry?
Socialism – equality for all, except of course for people like the Twat Brothers who consider themselves more equal & the ordinary voter who is kept less equal by the more equal.
My difficulty in the upcoming EU elections is choosing which party & which politician do I hate the least?
The story listed above about Labour MPand his alledged treatment of the office manager, Marion Kinley and other staff members sums up their attitude. Labour Looking after the worker???? I don’t think so.
10p tax band, lest we forget.
Oh, I’ll never forget, never, ever. The Labour party’s punishment for the low paid, who are not happy to be just drinking supermarket lager on the dole.
My son was working part time in a bar, while paying for his own advanced computer trainings (with a bit of help from me). His taxes doubled overnight. He is young, single, and wants to get on, so basically he can fuck right off, according to the assholes who are busy putting all of us on the dole. So he did fuck off – another bright kid on a cheap flight to a country where you’re not actively punished for trying to better yourself.
I don’t usually swear online, but the 10p tax thing makes the red mist rise in front of my eyes.
Don’t forget about Jacqui ‘Five Bellies’ the Fat Lodger and her cleaner on minimum wage.
Gurning Gordon What cleaner? :wink:
Socialist redistributive politicians are the most wretched, hypocritical vermin aren’t they?
Fat twat Abbott wants everyone to be ‘equal’, but as soon as she had trousered enough cash from her talking head talks bollocks job with Brillo, she
got her son into the best private edukkayshun innit.
I mean how could she trust her son’s future with Hackney’s eddyoucayshunal record?
Many of the most vile hypocrites like Abbot are of course in safe seats, comprised of half wit scroungers who dont care that their MP is a nomark scumbag.
As long as no-one asks them to see a doctor about the reason they have been on the sick for 7 years, they are perfectly relaxed about the vermin they have as MP’s.
For fat, useless, stasi loving, chiselling little crook Ms Smiff though, the game looks up.
For she has the misfortune of representing a constituency comprised of a majority of hard working, self reliant people.
What thoroughly bad luck.
Let’s not forget some of their biggest fans too: Will Self-Abuse has admitted that he sends one of his kids to private school.
http://tinyurl.com/cojcpr
Yes, it seems that after a decade of NuLabour, state schools are not good enough for the likes of Abbott and Self, so in typical labour style they “forget” years of lecturing the rest of us about how private schools are elitist, and send their own kids to one.
Just about sums up the whole NuLabour elite, really. Bunch of hypocrites.
Tony Blair and slotgob did it , the biggest hypocracy of all after his own party wilfully vandalised the school system both in the 70′s and then finsihed it off in the last 12 years.
So one of Drool Britannia’s most favoured litra-chure writers can’t devote a bit of his precious pontificating time to get his own kids up to speed with their own readin’n'writing, innit?
Kingsley Amis would be spinnng in his grave – with laughter.
There’s no news in Lab. hypocracy. We had it in the 70′s, too. Marcia Falkender (pps to Wilson) with her slag heap in Wigan, McNamarra (left wing MP) with his private education for his daughter and, classically, Healey and his wife’s private medicine. All this at a time when anyone guilty of the above should have been strung up from a lamp post in left wing circles!
The lunatics in this particular asylum obviously never learn. God bless our Marxist education.
They are all f*cking vermin, all the Zanu bourgeoise!!
“(pps to Wilson)”
No, Marcia may have been many things, for all I know, but she wasn’t an MP and therefore was not a pps. More like a pa, aka bag carrier. As for Edna Healy, at least she apologised to Kinnock for having brought the Labour Party into disrepute. These nulab scum are beyond shame.
Yep, you’re right, ps or pa. BUT, she was reputed to be very close to Wilson. Dear old Edna apologised (after the treatment) Oh, that’s alright, then.
Played rugby with mcnamaras kids, I beleive at least one of them got musical scolarships to ampleforth college, couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
One of them is now a councillor in Hull.
Hardly surprising.
That was his daughter. He was questioned on TV about it and ‘explained’ that the local school (that everyone else was forced to go to) couldn’t assist his daughter’s musical talent. Ok for him, you see, but any other member of us proles, that even considered it, was a candidate for the lamp post. As said, no news in Lab. hypocrisy.
Those expenses don’t spend themselves ya know
What about my hoon?
I’ll bet you’ve had a copious spend or two!
Expenses cum in handy
I disagree; expenses cum in hanky
Keep this serious please. Far too much ‘hanky wanky’ here for my liking.
Uddin, a friend of the Blair’s caught fiddling, what a surprise, NOT!
Bliar even got his collar felt for his cash for honours scam but naturally waltzed away scot free.
He does make a lovely cup of tea though when we popped round
How can censoring the receipts comply with the freedom of information act? Dont tell me they are gonna use some crap excuse like protecting MP’s privacy… which is something they are only worried about when they have been caught doing something that they damn well know if wrong!
Dont let them wriggle out of it…. I for one am really looking forward to standing by and watching them hang themselves.
Don’t worry dear. The uncensored records are in the public domain. Any clever dick trying to hide anything will have his/her pants pulled down before being severly rogered.
Thank you Suetonius – i feel much better now :)
Whoever said it was like waiting for Christmas was right… couldn’t hope for a nicer present!
This woman’s a fool!
I trust you are on to that, Guido.
And so we discover that peers (cf. Lady Uddin) get £100,000 for a second home PLUS a turn-up-for-work bung. That at least explains some of Brown’s residual backbench support.
One can also see how a loan (cf. Lord Paul) to Labour really IS a loan if repaid with a peerage. You get it all back, just by obeying the rules.
Bastards.
Security reasons innit :wink:
The late Julian Critchley MP had a weekly arrangement with two toms, back in the 70′s, overheard his wireless telephone conversation on an early domestic wireless telephone with a range of about 1/3 mile. He was in Little Boltons and I was in Hollywood Rd nearby… I called him and let him know that he was broadcasting to the nation =-well SW10, and he thanked me ! randy old gorat never knew he had it in him…pass the Port!
Julian this isnt the first time youve posted that story on this blog.
get some more material
First time I’ve seen it though. Good old Julian – may have been tory scum, but very amusing.
Make the best of it you ZaNuLab shit. You won’t be there much longer.
Sometimes retrospective legislation seems quite reasonable…
Curse of Jonah strikes again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britain’s Ricky Hatton has suffered a shattering defeat in a Las Vegas showdown with Manny Pacquiao
Cyclops wished him luck and gave him a blessing yesterday.
I listened to the fight and it was horrific – Jonah is getting more dangerous every day.
Swiveleye and his McLeaches must be the best recruiting sergeants
possible for the BNP.
Tony and Cherie taught me I needed to know about filling in the forms.
Does this mean no more “grumble vids”, We havnt watched the Raw Meat series and Jaqui says that she and Mr Timney were were at it like Ray Mears trying to light a fire with two wet sticks.
Jacqui Smith is brilliant!
But remember – if it’s a mortgage application – Mandelson’s your man
He is very good at forms; svelte, male Brazilian ones.
. . . and Jowell will sign it, she’s had practice after all..
How can a Muslim Baroness have her snout in ther pig trough………maybe its all these greedy bastards at Westminster that started the swine flue, oink, oink, shuv ‘em all on the Bank Holiday BBQ with the pork scratchings and then feed them to the pigs.
Thats racist, I’m a Muslim therefore its OK.
Thought I may have swine flu. Called NHS Direct number…. no answer, all I got was crackling….
Sounds like Peter Mandelson will have to give Gordon an even more thorough soothing.
What a dreadful thought!
Just out of interest…
Has there ever been a Prime Minister before that was given the job without winning it in an General Election AND was then booted out before they ever held a GE of their own?
Now, that would be a legacy that Winky could be proud of.
And as for the FCO not disclosing how much the tender will be for Milliband’s private jet – well, that stinks of corruption (as does the censoring of the public records of expenses)
The last liebour PM, 30 years ago today.
The last liebour PM actually had the decency to call at GE. You can’t compare him to this f**ker!
Interesting point Finnpod. I signed the resign petition, and now regret it. If Heebe geebies does resign, I’m sure he’ll still be opening his mouth.
What he really has to do is go to the public, and we can tell him what we think. Hopefully this will result in the complete and utter destruction of socialism/labour in the UK.
Don’t worry – McMoron would not resign even if 60 million signed the petition.
In the meantime the more who sign up, the more of an idiot he looks ( which is probably quite an achievement
When the people fear the Govenment = Tyrany
when the Government fear the people = Liberty
Put that question on a PB.com thread and you will almost certainly get the correct answer.
We must shut Westminster down. Lock the door and send all the troughing f8ckpigs home.
Westminster, the new pig farm, the paper shredders and bacon slicers must be going into overdrive………how do you want your bacon buttie Baroness. No no no I’m muslim, very clean and honest abide by the Koran, OK if its halal pork make it crispy but give me a f*cking receipt for it.
Don’t know why everyone’s down on Mexico, the focus point for swine flu lies in the HoC, the troughers are overfed on taxpayer swill, dirty swine.
Perhaps its time to enact that very French punishment:
Madam Guillotine…
There’ll be none of that damned French guillotine nonsense round here, thank you.
They should swing from English oak.
Can you imagine old Michael Foot’s expences.
One duffle coat.
Shoes resouled.
end off
Bless.
Don’t forget:
Bit of Elastoplast to mend wonky NHS glasses
NHS walking-stick
And a dictionary to help him spell ‘resoled’.
And top spell ‘expenses’. Spell checkers are free after all.
‘Shoes resoled’ is probably better than ‘member aresholed’ like this lot would be used to
Not forgetting, of course, ‘duffel coat’.
There we are, job done.
Next.
With regard to ‘end off’, it could refer to ‘end of’ but may actually refer to ‘getting one’s’. Therefore, I’ll let this one through on the basis of a possible double entendre.
Next!
you read this and then Hain on Wednesday wonders why the BNP will gain in Labour seats . 700 + bloggers tell him it may have something to do with
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/29/bnp-european-elections-peter-hain
by the way Peter Gerald Hain is and anagram of Hide General Prat
What Hain says in this article is that the BNP are doing well because of Labour’s policy failures.
His cure- more leafleting and propaganda.
Well Mr Hain, don’t you think it would make more sense for you (or someone else) to address those policy failures?
Peter Hain glibly says:
‘It would also be able to work with other far-right and fascist parties in Europe’
…he refers to the BNP.
When will people realise that the BNP are LEFT WING? The bloody Nazis were LEFT WING (National *Socialist* Party)
We all know that Communists are LEFT WING, in fact, most of the evil parties in the world were and are LEFT WING.
FFS…
It always puzzles me that the mainstream parties piously chant in unison to hymn the virtues of democracy – until the will of the people threatens to select someone they don’t approve of.
Then they threaten us with dire consequences.
Personally, I shall not welcome a BNP presence in Westminster when it eventually arrives, but I shall relish the resulting terror among the arrogant bastards whose dogma has enacted policies at odds with the interests of the native population.
I hope that Nick Griffin’s true role will be seen by history as forcing the main parties to listen to the people, rather than imposing their often barmy dogmas. If so, he will have done the country a service.
Time for the “Ferrets in a sack” pic I think.
I love the sound of lab imploding on a weekend, busted up by Hazel Blears hahahahaha.
sad jockish pis head.
Hazel Blears, the minister for garden gnomes, says that Gibbering Gordon still has her complete support. Now that is what I call a real threat.
when she’s out of office, a famous northern textile company are moving in on her to make a selection of the finest fluffy slippers out of the sad old bint
The Chipmunk….Gordon’s devoted fellatrix!
This just goes to show how out of touch the Tories are. Gordon Brown is leading the way on all this sleaze stuff. On the doorsteps where it really matters, it’s clear to me that people see Labour making all the running with this second home business. You know, my old dad was a bus driver and he always wanted a second home in Lytham or Morecambe or somewhere like that. Most decent, hard-working families do, and Labour taps into that aspiration and shows just how to get it done. Now we’re leading the pack in Parliament on the second jet front too.
You might have heard this morning that I think this government is lamentable. Let’s make it clear, Gordon Brown is the shittest Prime Minister who ever lived, but only because you don’t have me for comparison. Did I mention that the Tories are out of touch and that if you don’t vote Labour, rioters will burn your house down?
Cato has been peeking though keyholes again!
A thought has just occured. If the censored details of MP’s expense claims are published in July there will be considerable embarassment for a large number, although the vast majority will survive. If the full details of the censored bits are then released selectively by someone with access to said data the consequences could be devastating. Perhaps if the person holding such info would care to consider this course of action? I am of course making the wild assumption that this person reads Guido’s blog.
The mysterious disk of original receipts, hovering like a sword of Damocles
And I’ve fallen in the water…with the discs and all the details…or is it a wood with some painkillers and a penknife…or an isolated cottage in Shropshire?
Which is, just possibly, still for sale?
I think that civil servants need reminding that conspiring to conceal an illegal activity is an offence and contravenes their conditions of service.
Moley we need more lots more please.
The civil service is being hugely damaged by Liebour roguery.
did you mean Labour buggery?
- J.K. Rowling’s profile of Gordon Brown, for the Time 100
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1894410_1893847_1894201,00.html
Back in the mid-1990s, when he was new labour’s brooding, intellectual heavyweight, I was a lone parent struggling to get by. He said he was not interested in stigmatizing the poor but in finding solutions for their predicament. I was tired of hearing government ministers lambaste the likes of me as irresponsible scroungers. I wanted Gordon Brown in charge.
He went on to become one of the longest-serving Chancellors of the Exchequer that Britain has ever seen. While our economy grew strongly, he could have stood back and done nothing; on the contrary, he brought in and continually drove up the minimum wage, and 600,000 children and a million pensioners were raised out of poverty. Brown believed the wealthy would always be able to look after themselves; it was people at the other end of the economic scale that government ought to be helping.
When capitalism shuddered on its foundations last year, Brownite words like responsibility and morality started issuing from the unlikeliest politicians. Global financial regulation, something Brown had advocated long before last September, shot to the top of the political agenda. Now Prime Minister, Brown took a lead among European leaders in setting a course for economic recovery. He hosted the most important meeting of the world’s major economies in years. In doing so, the British press said, he had become “Chancellor to the world.”
The son of a Presbyterian minister, with a formidable intellect and a work ethic to shame a nest of ants, the 58-year-old Brown is frequently dubbed “dour.” I know him as affable, funny and gregarious, a great listener, a kind and loyal friend. These are strange and turbulent times, but issues of fairness, equality and protection of the poor have never been more important. I still want Gordon Brown in charge.
Pass the industrial sized sick bag. Another good reason for keeping your kids away from anything written by Ms Rowling.
Aww, bless her cotton socks, quick, box of tissues for Ms. Rowling (while the rest of the country spews its ring up) Silly bag!
Ghastly woman. Harry Potter – badly written crapola. She is no Dostoevsky – in fact she no Enid Blyton. Who gives a rats arse what her opinion of Brown is.
Enid Blyton used to enjoy playing tennis in the nude. (I know this because of a BBC documentary). Even Dolly Parton had a nude night flit over someone else’s Hollywood lawn. I think JK Rowling has a way to go.
I wonder what her tax arangements are? Is she willingly paying all her tax in the UK? I doubt it!!
PS. Sure that should be the ‘post-industrial’ sized sick bag?
Beats admitting she has spent a load of money backing the wrong guy, I suppose.
Well she is a fiction writer after all. The only thing I’ve seen from her that remotely resembles real life is Voldermort. I wonder who he’s based on?
Why am I having my life force sucked out of me then? Cold as ice in here.
Another great work of fiction and fantasy
The penultimate sentence astonishes me. What have fairness and equality got to do with each other? I’ve been outside the UK since January, working on a sales bid for a multi-million pound export order, haven’t seen the kids at all (apart from when they came here at Easter). I don’t deserve, not want to be, equal to the Karen Matthews of this world. If they want to be equal to me, I’ll offer them a job. See if they’ll hide under the bed then!
Well she does write fiction! the rest of us see a sulking,vindictive half-wit with all the charm of 10 day old road kill who is wrecking everything in sight….but hey .
I’m surprised it wasn’t an epic draft of doorstop proportions
“it was people at the other end of the economic scale that government ought to be helping.”
10 p tax rate, dumbed-down schooling, the HAI of your choice if you get sick, higher taxes on essential items like fuel, higher prices on food and clothing and electricity due to financial incompetence, closing post offices, running down public libraries, doubling council tax. Gordon, Friend of The Poor.
We know what that filthy rich witch is up to. Bungs us one crabby million and thinks she owns TEAM GB.
Make it £5,000,000 ( for MY pension pot), and she can have the lot.
Britain never had it, so good
“I know him as affable, funny and gregarious, a great listener, a kind and loyal friend”
Will McBride please stop writing articles under Ms Rowling’s name?
know him as affable, funny and gregarious, a great listener, a kind and loyal friend.
So was Grima Wormtongue…but in a different book I hasten to add.
Oh, that would be the Gordon Brown who repeatedly called for the benefits system to be as deliberately humiliating and degrading towards its claimants as possible, would it? He’s got form on that!
BTW, just how many numpties are banged-up in these private jobseeker’s Gulags and kept off the books while they’re there… *How* much goes to the companies, per person, per week?
Without realising it, Rowling created a fantastic anti-government advert in the Harry Potter novels, particularly in the last two. The combination of the death eaters and the ministry of magic into a fascist overbearing government seemed entirely natural, and Rowling appears to have based all of the major death eaters on Gordon and his friends, with Gordon himself getting to play a combination of two parts:
Brown: Cornelius Fudge (in denial mode) and Lord Voldemort (in printer mode)
McBride: Nagini
Mandelson: Lucius Malfoy
Draper: Peter Pettigrew (cast perfectly, methinks)
Whelan: Fenrir Greyback
Harperson: Bellatrix Lestrange
Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper: Amycus and Alecto Carrow
Hazel Blears: Dolores Umbridge
Can anyone beat this list? :-)
Wow ! This woman can write fiction !
I can understand why she was so successful writing fairy tales.
And why, precisely, should a woman who writes children’s books have a better intellectual insight in to the running of the country than anyone else?
That’s because once somebody comes in to power, regardless of ideology; after awhile, they start believing that the average mentality of the “masses” is exactly that: the intelligence and mentality of small children! Time to grab the manure forks and storm the Bastille..
Clearly she also thinks her books are non-fiction
What an incredible load of sycophantic drivel; this must have been written by Polly Toynbee or some limp wrist at the BBC
Brown is in charge. Action he needs to take 1) sack Uddin and report matter to police. 2) Start process to strip peerage. 3) Tell her to pay back all relevant expenses claimed on this property – if necessary, sell it and any profit also to go to Exchequer 4) Ask questions later.
Brown is ultimately reposnible and as the man responsible he should also go.
If Uddin gets away with this I wouldn’t be surprised if there was trouble on the streets. This must be the start of the end.
Brown claims for a Sky Sports TV package and for every single lightbulb he replaces amongst other things. He’s on the fiddle like the rest of them.
See if he has claimed for a pair of specs rather than a monocle.
Brown transferred the Westminster flat he got cheap from Geoffrey Robinson into his wife’s (so-called) name to avoid tax.
That’ll be for his “second” home then (in Scotland but not even in his constituency ,I’ll bet), even though we pay for two houses for him to mooch around in anyway.
Does he also claim travel mileage when someone else has driven him (since he can’t drive) like that that Devine idiot?
Who pays for the smashed Nokia/Laser printers etc.? That’ll be us again then.
Brown is in charge,
Action needs to be taken.
1) Sack Spliff, Darling, McNulty, Purnell and report matters to the police
2) Tell them to pay back all relevant expenses claimed
Errr…. no government.
He starts with one, the whole rotting edifice falls apart.
No chance of Brown doing anything. Moral compass? My arse.
He’s the do nothing PM!
Twizzle, Your arse is probably more accurate and has more integrity as a moral compass than anything that McMental has ever touched.
Leave me out of it, I’m only trying to earn an honest bob.
But it was “within the rules” and from her point of view “the right thing to do” ……shoot the bitch!
Notice she goes straight for Carter-fuck to mount a defence.
She and Tom Watson friends then?
She’s a Muslim. There will be trouble on the streets if she doesn’t get away with it.
“We’re not getting our message across to the public”
Oh yes you are love. It’s just that the public don’t like what they’re fucking hearing!
This is the problem: the labour elite have completely divorced themselves from the voting public. They have absolutely NO idea of how much they are loathed and despised. When was the last time Blears knocked on a few doors and had a chat? Not with grovelling patsies especially selected before hand by spinmeisters for a photo call. But with ordinary punters who will give them a piece of their minds.
The message is clear: the public are sick and tired of Labour. The great social engineering experiment has failed.
They should call an election and prepare for years in opposition.
My hope is that they are kicked into third place and that Liberals become the opposition.
Most of the freedoms this country enjoys come from the Liberals not Labour.
Dr Mick, you are a complete twat.
did someone say they wanted an erection?
When they spend £30,000 taking courses on how to avoid answering questions, it’s hardly surprising that they fail to communicate.
The amusing aspect for me is that MP’s think disclosure of their misappropriated expenses is bad, but wait till the taxpayer demands return of unreasonable expenses claimed by MP’s.
If its good for the taxpayer is doubly good for MP’s so called public servants.
Ohh yes it’s coming!
Ken Livingstone using opening slot on Andrew Marr to introduce Alan Johnson as Labour party leadership contender
(Two weeks ago the same slot was used by Kinnock to slag Carol Thatcher)
When Brown gets dumped in June there will be two competing camps to replace him: Straw and Johnson.
… and Mandelson.
God Forbid but Blears and Hardbint will also be there as well.
“I have no ambitions in this regard and I am supporting the Prime Minister 100% but if called upon to serve………………………..”
I will promote my cat Jess to Chancellor.
Copied straight from Yes, Prime Minister, I believe…
And in that context is the Millipede jet story a hatchet job on another former contender by any chance?
so a “Smear-jet” then
@149 – LOL nice one
BTW
What kind of emergency would require a millband to arrive in a smear-jet?
I wouldn’t trust those fuckers to stick a finger in a hole in a dyke, even if you stuck a pair of y-fronts around it
Ex-Guardian and ex-New Statesman journalist Martin Bright was on Radio 5 earlier putting the boot into Brown.
Bright claims Hazel Blears piece in the Observer today is a deliberate attack on Brown and part of the growing campaign to dump him after the elections in June.
The ginger chipmunk has always toadied up to Blair and then Brown. Its all about staying on the right side off the fence and absolutely fuckall to do about principles. The only prinicples The poison dwarf knows is the high st clothes chain.
Her move though is significant and is her latest reaction a non denial- denial?
It shows the tide has really turned for sure but only because they can see the wilderness beckoning. I reckon Brown will be gone before the end of June but I just have a sneaky feeling that he will take a taxi up the Mall as a result rather than rollover and handover.
Blears is a rodent which simply runs backwards and forwards through the fence to eat the cheese on offer
‘take a taxi up the Mall’ is a bit of gay jargon with which I am unfamiliar.
What amuses me is that they that by getting rid of Broown their’s problems will be solved. Don’t they realize that we the public are sick to death of the lot of them & their unprincipled dishonest abuse of public funds
Come the GE, & unless they rig it which is always a possibility with these shysters, most of them will be on the dole
So, this Baroness claims to live in Kent…not according to her own web site:
My Backyard
I have a great sense of belonging to the East End which has been my home for over thirty years………Tower Hamlets has not only been my home, it is where my professional and political career has taken shape, where my children have grown up, and also where I served as a local councillor for 8 years.
http://www.baronessuddin.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=301&Itemid=200
Ah yes, but when Carter-Ruck get to work you’ll realise she was referring to that leafy bit of Kent that remined her of her former home.
Farter-Cuck
Not according to the neighbours either apparently who reported that there was no furniture visible in the bedroom(so unless she dossing down in a sleeping bag in the lounge looks slightly suspect) when looking through the windows and that until the last week there has been very little activity since the place was purchased in 2005 although there is now a doormat outside the front door – so that’s alright then !. There will be a perfectly good explanation of this situation I am sure from the Noble Baroness in due course.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6211846.ece
I bet that door mat went on expenses too……vile bitch
The appearance of the doormat is genius! You can imagine the panic in Tower Hamlets when they realised the Sunday Times was onto them – a mad scramble to find some token domestic items to shove in the car and take down to Kent.
I assume the Times have a few piccies for the follow up – seems well researched.
I hope they took photo’s
“Baroness” in inverted commas please.
barreness ?
There is blind panic, suicide watch and it’s all coming to a head.The press and the blogs in particular are going to have a field day when the expenses are “published”. Can’t wait!
Galloway and Dale had a good old ding dong on Talksport last night. Dale was quivering as Galloway ranted but he did make a recovery of sorts.
Galloway turned off Dale’s microphone so he couldn’t answer him back.
That’s free speech in Galloway’s marxist-islamist world.
Obviously been on the BBC training course
“Uddin”, is that an old anglo-saxon name?
Yeah, like Hinduja, Mittal, and Mandelson.
Racist scum!!
Rhymes with “done in”
Do nuddin for the money.
Yes, a Tower Hamlets extended tribe
Yes, Uddin the Disgraceful (734-801) was king of Wessex and father to Clint the Unbeliever (762-844). He oversaw a period of consolidation in which the capital was moved from Winchester to Basingstoke and then back again, mainly because the Basingstoke ring roads confused the courtiers so much they could never get to the palace in time for meetings. They also disliked the speed bumps on the access road to the retail park (PC World, Currys, McDonalds), so opted for the friendlier environs of the Winnall Retail Park twixt Winchester and the M3.
See my compendious history of the period: The Making of Ango Saxon England: Uddin the Disgraceful and the Move to and from Basingstoke. (Toynbee Press, £65.00)
Twwedy: Is Uddin the Disgraceful (734-801) related to Uddin the Deceitful (2009)?
Clint was succeded by Moron Halfeye who is well known for opening the borders to hordes of invaders, selling off the treasury’s hoard of gold for a few beads and bankrupting the country.
Following the Battle of Granita, Moron Halfeye was placed in a position of trust by the victor Smerkinn the Cherrypicker, a fellow Scot, to enable Smerkinn and his compatriots to plunder the southern peasants. Smerkinn is now set to plunder the whole of Europe accompanied by his wife Grimmacer the Friebee. Oh woe, oh woe.
Rod Liddle’s bit on Miliband in the Times today is quite amusing.
So now Miliband wants a private jet to expedite these trips abroad where he insults, lectures, patronises, and generally pisses off just about every foreign official in the world.
Rod Liddle is right; if we see Miliband heading towards China in his new lear jet we should all head for the nuclear bomb shelter quicko!
Is that you Mr McBride?
Great smear on little Miliband by the way!
Thanks
I thought the whole point of getting rid of the Royal Flight, which cost some £2 000 an hour, was that Ministers and the like would save money by going commercial flights like with the excellent Virgin rather than costing the taxpayers an arm and a leg. Or 4 arms and 4 legs in the case of Milliband.
This is a parachute failure one just can’t stop staring at!
Guido writes: “Think the public have a right to know what happens to public money? The Sunday Times reports that expense receipts to be released in July will be cesored (sic) so that we don’t know what they were for, where the taxis went, the names of shops or hotels.
I think Guido should pursue this one if it is true. The mealy mouthed bastards shouldn’t be allowed to get away with that.
Sorry Guido, no quiet weekend for you… :-)
Ampers
Not really an issue, as an MPs honesty will be instantly measurable by the number of black marks on their receipts
Those black marks will be the first things cross-referenced with the originals
This seem to show a lot of detail already in the public domain. Those disks are doing the rounds (comment 87 above)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6212307.ece
Brave Gordon Brown is terrified of dogs. Is he a muslim or just a cowardy custard and a weirdo?
“a dog owner who lives near Mr Brown’s Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath constituency also spoke of the Prime Minister’s nervousness with the animals.
‘I regularly see him walking behind his house,’ the source said. ‘The first time I saw him it was obvious that he wasn’t a dog lover as he looked extremely uncomfortable as he approached us.
‘He had an awkward smile and was trying to find a route around the dog off the pathway.
‘When the dog went to sniff him, he was up on his tiptoes dancing around so that the dog wouldn’t get that close.
‘It’s a bit of a laugh among some of us and we get disappointed if our pooches haven’t scared “wee Gordy”. It’s pathetic to watch, actually.’……”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176736/On-PMs-difficulties-dealing-Press-trouble-dogs-too.html
There’s another dog Brown will be shitting himself about this morning: Hazel Woof-Woof Blears.
The old bitch has pissed all over his leg in the Observer today.
Always suspect someone who doesn’t like animals
Brown doesn’t like anyone or anything. He is a self-obsessed, narcissistic sociopath.
The man is barely human.
He particularly hates dogs though because they have a sixth sense which can spot a deranged creep like him from a mile away.
Grytpype-thynne
always suspect someone animals don’t like
Always suspect everyone.
I’ve suspected for a while that McMoron is an alien like one them lizard things in “V”. One day he’ll peel his skin back.
That explains why he cannot get on with ordinary humans.
I think this latest evidence finally proves it.
Dogs can sense fear. It makes a well-adjusted dog nervous and a nevous dog aggressive. I imagine even a human could smell the fear around Gordon at tne moment.
Dogs can sense fear and weakness. No wonder Snotman wants to steer clear of them.
I remember on TV, Brown walked past some police dog handlers a few months back and the two dogs immediately started growling and one had to be restrained from going for him. They didn’t react that way to anyone else.
It was probably a ‘corpse’ dog.
lol
class pun
Dogs can also smell stale piss!
I can almost see the book cover” gordon brown how to scare dogs and win elections”
Dogs are attracted to the smell of shit, aren’t they? Our spaniels are forever rolling in the stuff.
I’m told he’s the same with humans too.
but he’s comfortable around pigs
No need now to go to the trouble of stripping the wire out of the old joanna and getting it over a lamppost. My council has in any case just spent tens of thousands replacing perfectly good ones in this low-crime suburd with big aluminium ones. Aluminium FFS. Do you know how much electricity it takes to make aluminium? Squillions of watts. However, I can now read read a book at night just by drawing the curtains and save electricity that way. Unfortunately the new lamposts are taller than the old ones, even tho they have mostly gone in the same old holes. I suspect the council were expecting trouble.
At any rate, all is not lost. To settle matters, we can now call out the local chavs with their rottweillers and pit bulls, and have them stand around in a circle drinking beer and showing off their dogs – with the piggies in the middle of course. Who wouldn’t be first in the queue to keep them in beer? On second thoughts, perhaps it should be ladies pleasure first – grannies can make a neat circle and have some innocent fun as their chihuahuas, pekes, miniature poodles and not forgetting scotty dogs, scamper over them.
Send me his scent and I’ll get my dog on the case. Little fucker got his fangs round the hind legs of a deer the other day, so he’d have no trouble catching Brown, taking him down and having his throat out.
I’m sure our glorious leader would have no problem facing up to your hound Mr Elby. He has written a book about courage you know.
Gordon Brown that is – not your dog…
Our political class has now lost it completely. They seem to have forgotten what happens when the ordinary folk have had enough of their bullshit, lies, corruption, greed etc…
They should be hanging from lamposts.
This isn’t just any old sleaze, it’s Brown Labour sleaze.
Brown is just the figurehead – or dickhead – who leads the champagne socialist scum. I abhor all politicians including the Tories but Labour is just that little bit more odious because of their infinite capacity for double-standards and hypocrisy.
Will Dervla Kirwen do the voice over ?
Labour sleaze makes Major’s bunch look like a bunch of feeble amateurs. Brown’s gang have plumbed vast new depths in their ability to lie, cheat, smear, and rip off the taxpayer.
It all started in Tony Blairs time
Hear hear, or something like that…
Please remember that Old Etonian tofs like me are brought up on champagne…Don’t need to fiddle the expenses like this ZanuLabour scum…
One good reason for electing Tofs !!
Interestingly and slightly “off-thread” but the Sunday Times Magazine is doing a spread on “1989 – The Year that Changed the World” – with photos – particularly resonant with the times is the picture of Ceaucescu post-People’s Court !!!
Under Major, sleaze was strictly entrepreneurial. Under Labour, it’s become centralised as Gov’t policy. Attendance allowance, Indeed!
Alan Johnson is getting a really easy ride from Andrew Marr right now on BBC1.
Marr is just sucking up to the new Prime Minister to replace Brown after the Euro elections.
Johnson damning Brown with faint praise.
No 10 will be furious watching this thinly-veiled assassination attempt.
“I have a lot of respect for Andrew’s political antennae and although I am supporting the Prime Minister 100% if called upon to serve……..”
OK then, I’ll have two pints and a bag of pork scratchings.
Marr is no doubt hoping for a little something in the Dissolution Honours. Like a little title for services to broadcasting.
I just sent an email to the Serious Fraud Office about Uddin. Doubt if it will do any good but you never know.
Racist!!
How do you know the ethnicity of the serious fraud office?
As I have posted before, CPS stands for Can’t Prosecute Socialists.
Try Crown P*akistan Service – FOI for how many of the tribe are employed there
Remember the CPS pay peanuts for their legal staff. If I say more Anonymous will accuse me of being a racist.
What integrity has Gordo got left? Laughing stock — but the joke is over.
That’s catchy
Alas a downside of Guido’s increased popularity is an influx of wankers who think typing “first” is the height of wit.
The expose on Uddin is fabulously funny. The bit about her and the family all of a sudden showing up (once the shit hit the fan) and moving into their “home” is hilarious.
Uddin should have her peerage rescinded immediately. I am sick of these thieving scum. They are stealing money from our state – pure and simple.
We might as well cut out the middle men and just shove a handfull of tenners from our wages through Uddin’s letterboxes every month.
Soaked in petrol?
If these are ‘people’s peers’ as that lying c’unt Bliar said, bring back the heriditories, people with a real honour who wouldn’t dream of robbing us blind – they are rich enough not to need it.
Ever hears the phrase, “too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash”,? you don’t need to be rich to be honourable.
it used to be said a socialist is a failed capitalist; well this lot of self serving scumbags have put the lie to that. At least ( althoug this is damming with faint praise ) the tories do what it says on the tin whilst the sheer hypocrisy,mendacity and dupilcity of this lot beggars belief. The contempt for the electorate of a party with a prime ‘mentalist’ no one voted for is breathtaking. They are now so desperate they had to dust down and wheel out dynosaur Prescott on 5 live last night to defend the in defensible.
Labour pre 79 = incompetence
Tories 79-97 = corruption
Labour 97 – present = incompetence + corruption
Depressingly true, heaven help us all; where’s my suitcase and passport.
As it finally draws to a close we can at last see what the new labour experiment was all about.
You and I have a little job to do before we leave….
Who better to run Labour’s re-election campaign, “Come Fourth”, than Prezzer? Whitehall farce made manifest before our very eyes.
Let’s hope they do come fourth.
“What is a Socialist?
One who has yearnings
For equal division
Of unequal earnings;
This is the man
Who is perfectly willing
To fork out his Penny -
And pocket your Shilling.”
Sky News: “Brown is getting no benefit from swineflu, Labour ministers are in turmoil and don’t know which way to turn”
Why should Brown get benefit from swineflu? Does he think it will make him look like the savious of the world?
He hoped some of his more troublesome colleagues would die from it. Oink
Yep! Because in the last Foot and Mouth outbreak the smelly Scot tried to claim it was him wot saved us. When in fact it was the military (as usual) and the farmers that sorted the mess out. All the unwashed jock did was grin a lot.
WHO said Britain was best Placed
Doctor WHO?
Yeah. He’d lied to them as well. NHS say “not enough intensive care facilities to cope” and that emergency services will be overrun if swine flu becomes emdemic.
Then why doesn’t he go on one of his foreign jollies to Mexico for a few months?
Brilliant on the news banner with no link on the BBC
BREAKING NEWS:
Gordon Brown is ‘a man for our times’, Health Secretary Alan Johnson says
FFS
he’s buying a newspaper??
I always accept the wise words of my postie.
Yes; he is the ‘man’ for our times
We’re in the shitter…
“Man for our times”. Obviously the ex-posty is explaining why the mail is always late.
Smarmy Asassenach Johnson is BROWN bread for his slimy “vote of confidence in the Manager of TEAM GB”
WE know what he is down to.
Britain never had it, so good
Why should honest MPs allow their reputations to be trashed by their fiddling friends.?
I challenge all the honest ones to publish their expenses in full and let the electorate draw their own conclusions.
Selection committees should dump the crooks forthwith and if any remain, the issue of expenses should be at the top of the agenda in the next election.
If Cameron has any problem MPs, he needs to kick them out publicly.
Democracy cannot survive a Parliament which so flagrantly breaks the law and refuses to obey the will of the electorate.
“all the honest ones”…that shouldn’t take long, perhaps they should do it over lunch?
Table for four, please waiter (four? well a couple of mates might arrive unexpectedly)
Can they put lunch on expenses?
An excellent suggestion Moley and it should be a fairly simple thing for them to do. The Sundays are a mess of sleaze and corruption today and someone has to step up. They’re not all ‘at it’.
Ref: Guido and other bloggers, the Sundays are a mess of sleaze and corruption BEFORE a word is printed. is pri
Good idea. We may even be pleasantly suprised – I would imagine the standard 80/20 rule will apply – 80% of the corruption and theft by 20% of the MPs.
All we need is the truth.
good idea but wasted – they’re both on holiday.
You’ve buried the Lead Fawkes! Instead of simply bemoaning the cowardly censorship of the details, which some have the sheerest effrontery to imply will be childs play for the redtops to uncover, we finally have glorious proof that the Conservatives are not involved in any sleaze at all.
Indeed your wonderful missive makes it clear that any talk of Cameron dragging certain prominent members of Her Majesties Opposition into “crisis briefings” with Andy Coulson on what the Tabloids will do with the info, and how to “deal” with it, must be the ripest or rhubarb. Three cheers for our sleaze free Conservative chums for finally getting their house in order.
Bollox.v They all do it, and we all know it.
Well the BBC and the Guardian have not uncovered anything really so far in comparison.
We do know though that even if an 88p bathplug or a single light bulb had been put on expenses by a part time Tory parish counciller from the local authority of Little Piddling under wappingbat then it would be TV news lead items and front website news for a minimumn 3 weeks and have its own newsnight special.
NAH. They’ll save it for the Jun elections as the latest chapter in the “they are as bad as we are” campaign
The second freebie “home” we all bought Francis Maude is yards from his first one.
I’m sure all parties are at it.
I just think that zanulabia will be found to be the worst.
If you take your ‘leadership’ from a man whose moral compass tells him to turn up at parties with a bag of empty cans and a brick, what do you get? Bliar, GordAwful and the useless Kunts of zanulabia
When I speak to some ZanuLab supporting friends, they come up with the strange argument that the Conservatives must be worse because we are hearing of very few cases of sleaze from them.
Regarding the private jet crap. What happened to the Governments commitment to climate change then?
Clearly like the BBC the Government thinks that only the working class proles should be the ones to give up flying.
Somebody buy him an economy class ticket for virgin airlines to shut the little whelp up. Give him an ice cream if he whinges.
He deserves no more than a clip round the ear and no jam roly poly for tea tomorrow.
I thought that it was standard practice that anyone going to a conference about global warming or the environment, should go by the most energy inefficient method possible as well as stay in the most expensive available accomodation.
Try a banana milkshake – usually good for kiddies.
Now come on Mr Brown, you know it’s time for your medication.
(see article re latest tantrum)
Even his own constituents call him “wee Gordy”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176736/On-PMs-difficulties-dealing-Press-trouble-dogs-too.html
They knew before we did.
You dole-sucking bastards, do you know who I am?
Latest Betfair election odds:
Conservative Overall Majority: 4/9 (put £9 on to win £4)
Labour Overall Majority: 13/1 (put £1 on to win £13).
Reliable HP sauces at Westminster say that Darling & Brown have just put £175 billion of taxpayers money on the Tories to win which will put £78 billion back in the coffers (plus the stake money). This will allow saunas, private jets, bath plugs, porn movies, expense paper shredders and bank bonuses for every Labour MP before they finally sod off.
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I see that Brown’s attempts to change the news agenda are failing. So much sleaze in the papers this morning I overdosed on it.
Much more interesting is a new search engine based on the invention of Dr Stephen Wolfram: WolframAlpha.
Ask the question “Is Brown Bonkers?” and it will also produce a neat page of related information – all properly sourced – such as geographical location and nearby towns, and other mountains, complete with graphs and charts.
WolframAlpha – Blogging Revolution
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“Well, even so, it is going to be hard for a Labour MP to cover up building a sauna on expenses…”
Wanna bet?
Good atricle from Hitchens: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1176607/PETER-HITCHENS-Mrs-T-defeated-miners–replaced-homophobia-outreach-workers.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1176607/PETER-HITCHENS-Mrs-T-defeated-miners–replaced-homophobia-outreach-workers.html
Hitchens should be locked up in the same institution as McMental after the GE
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Not enough. The meedjeeah needs to publish links to the website. Maybe Alan Johnson could also get details put through the letter boxes of the masses.
Ignorance, apathy or fear of the stasi? My guess is 95% of the electorate falls into one of those categories. The other 5% still retain some belief that change for the better is possible.
Pigmy Blears Pigflu makes her BROWN bread.
She can shag off to to the LoonyDims!!!!!!!!!
Britain never had it, so good
Thingsssss can only get betterrrrr!
How that fucking song must haunt NuLabour.
Things will only get better when they are consigned to a couple of decades in oposition.
Decades?
Centuries!
AND don’t forget the 1997 classic – “A New Day has dawned has it not ?????? ” – as the BBC wet itself in ecstasy
Blair delayed his speech by a few moments because they realised the sun was rising, always the showman from the off.
Who can forget the images of ‘ordinary’ members of the public lining Downing St – apparently pulled off the Mall – cheering Tony & Cherie, Labour staffers and their kids every bloody one of them.
I wonder if anyone else caught the Jack Straw interview on Sky News a few moments ago on the Adam Boulton slot?
It was the crap that Jackie boy was coming out with that caught my ear, it was the bit from Adam Boulton in the introduction ‘live from his Oxford Home’
Had I heard right? Surely he meant ‘Oxford Hotel/Guest House’? Jackie Boy Straw MP for Blackburn. If indeed it was from his ‘Oxford Home’ does this mean that a) Oxford has become part of Blackburn or b) this is a Third Home
If b) a Third Home, who paid for it?
Yes he really does live in Oxford, not far from my sister.
I think he should be investigated
He must have a ‘constituency’ home in sunny Blackburn, Lancashire, in order to qualify him to be the MP there. He will have a ‘pad’ in London, so he can get to Parliament without having to commute with the hoi palloi from Oxford
So thats three residences all at the Taxpayers expense!
Would you want to live in a place like Blackburn when you can claim for a nice house in Oxford courtesy of the taxpayer ?
I sold Jack Straw a lightbulb in Woolworth’s in Witney (Oxon) in the palmy days before I was a student, some nine years ago. I bet the fucker put it on expenses. He lives in Minster Lovell, and you might find this interesting:
http://archive.oxfordmail.net/2000/2/14/79448.html
Or you might not.
The fraudster had the audacity to show Condoleeeeeeeza Rice round Ewood Park when she came to the UK. He’s probably got a tent at the back of the Riverside Stand for constituency business!!
That Johnson fella is lovely though innee? He could put his packet through my slot any day.
Max Bygraves lookalike
More like matt Monroe.
He’s an ageing Mod, which is sort of cool. Anybody remember Rodney Bickerstaff? He’s always been a Ted you could tell by the hairdo.
There used to be a London bus driver who had the most extraordinary hairdo that must have meant hours in rollers. Funny thing is, I respect all that and I don’t know why.
Dave Cameron and Guido are ex-rave generation, but have lost the sartorial thread. I’ve met Captain Gatso (he of the Motorists Against Detection) and he’s quite obviously an ex-raver in his appearance.
How cool that the next government will have quite a few ravers pulling the levers…
Latest Betfair next Prime Minister election odds:
David Cameron: 4/6 (place £6 to win £4).
Gordon Brown: 41/1 (place £1 to win £41).
Reliable HP sauces at Westminster say that a hung parliament is receiving a lot of bets with one punter having placed $150 million on the Westminster roof collapsing from the weight of all the greedy pigs hanging from the rafters.
Keep ‘em coming!
Your comments, and the ‘millband to get a smearjet’, are the only things keeping me laughing at the moment
He has a rather lovely cottage somewhere in the Oxfordshire countryside.
Can you be a little more specific, please?
did someone say cottage ?
Christ! another cottaging MP. are they all at it?
Bugger! There goes the coffee again!
see reply #764 for more.
Cameron needs a quick application of a Colt .45 (sorry should read P45) followed by the immediate accession of Joanna Lumley.
Who else could manage to get into close range the future leader of the Labour Party,their most influential media shill and a leading Labour luvvie who should know better and then calmly announce she had just returned from Mexico.
The Colonel’s Uncle Morty is seeing the the odds as follows
Any one of three with swine flu 3/2
Each way 6/1
Triple forecast 18/1
He can afford the odds -he laid off all bets on Hatton the moment Jonah got involved
Is there any betting over on Political Betting about how long Labour will be out of power for – I reckon 32 years – as that is how long it will take to pay off their debt.
From now on I want to see a figure on every tax bill stating the amount required to cover the bill for the ‘brown legacy’.
Never mind whiskey and a revolver (I’ve seen horror films showing how hard it is to kill the undead), give him a bottle of bleach and a handgrenade (and invite the politburo, sorry cabinet, around to watch closely
Its even harder to kill the dead
Its true – how many times has Mandy the unflushable turd been disgraced now and hes still floating round the brim.
Speaking of which, hes awfully quiet right now. With all this shit flying around from the cabinets hilarious civil war why is none flying in his direction?
Sadly the public has a short memory. Once the next government starts slicing public spending – as it has to – the public sector unions will go ape shit (part of their deal with labour is, you feather-bed us and we’ll hold off anything nasty til the tories come to power) and we’ll be back to the 1970s with bin bags everywhere and schools closed.
Plus rioting from the workshy who are being deprived of their fags/dope/crack/Sky plus/pizza money.
The incompetance of the last labour government will quickly be forgotten as Pravda-Beeb blame the tories for everything. Yes, it was all Thatcher’s fault! (yawn)
Well Ken Livingstone has already started the ball rolling
“As the Thatcher/Reagan era ends in the worst economic crisis for 70 years”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/themargaretthatcheryears/5263899/Margaret-Thatcher-Formidable-determined-kittenish-kind.html
Which is why the BEEB has to be butchered from day 1. The new government has to attack immediately. If they delay, put things to consultation, try to be nice guys, then they will have no chance and Zanu will be back in 5 years time. They have to strike quickly. The public are lazy and forgetful, but not stupid. They know Liebour have spent too much, and borrowed too much. They will go along with savage cuts if they are done right away. And 5 years of a full term will be long enough to make it work. The cuts have to be quick, and savage.
Well there is someone we’re all going to kindly keep in fags/dope/crack/Sky plus/pizzas, and first class immediate medical care just like we did with Myra Hindley: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8029499.stm
With all this, and or MP’s second “homes”, bathplugs, saunas etc, what a generous nation we are.
All we have to do is to make all the expenses and allowances subject to the same tax rules for MP’s as for everyone else, “wholly, necessarily and exclusively” for the purposes of the employment, and go back twice the usual 6 years and we should get enough money out of the thieving ratbags to make substantial inroads into the public sector debt. The exclusively condition is the good one, because any personal benefit, even if incidental, means that it does not qualify as tax free. Or am I being too vindictive because of the way they have screwed the country.
Thank you one and all for your wit and wisdom!
I now need to clean up the mess I have made with my mug of spluttering coffee!
First prize has to go to Nurses , ” No but we can give you the skin disease”
Keep up the good work Guido!
And mind your back!
Toilets on R5 at the moment.
Tsk tsk’ing the rabid red squirrel earlier and some pointed comments towards him regarding dodgy emails and ‘has he got his Blackberry with him?’.
Unfortunately, nothing as stinging as he deserves but this is no more than the Beeb trying to appear to be not too close to him.
His voice made the milk curdle on my Fruit ‘n fibre the swine.
The damned fella’s voice makes the lady wife’s piles bleed.
On three occasions Alan Johnson made the ‘slip’ that new stassi’s main focus was on helping the government erm people out of the mess of the economy, the health scare and difficult times whilst on Marr’s show this morning. Don’t have a link but sure there will be one.
Says it all.
Any chance of Brown being asked to go? Johnson says none! They have so much to celebrate! Even re-interpreted Blears critique by suggesting she would be devastated if she believed her article to be anything more than a clarion call to the party.
Can we not call in our servants and tell them all to f.u.c.k. o.f.f. now
Stop Complaining, start campaigning!
For who – the Tories presumably judging by the present balls up in the Labour Party ?
To have these irregularities fully investigated by the legal system.
At present the Tories are adopting the right strategy, why get involved in destroying your opponent when they are doing a good job of doing it themselves, just wait for the right moment and when they have dug down far enough, use a jcb and throw all the dirt on top and bury them.
Because we are best placed and it is the right thing to do I have this blog this morning. I will ignore all the snide comments and horrible remarks about my sanity. To attack me, someone who has written about courage, who has championed social justice and fairness instead of wasting my great talent in getting a proper job is grossly unfair.
You are all incapable of understanding the global impact of what I have done to save the world. Sometimes great people like me, who have studied and practised socialism all my life must suffer these attacks by the bourgeois classes and their running dogs like Guido Fawkes for the cause of the new Red Dawn of world socialism.
Now lie down and rest, there’s a good boy. Matron will look after you.
Sorry Mr Brown, is the straitjacket a bit tight?
Now, now do behave. Stop dribbling and take this nice medication.
Is it not time to start calling Alan Johnson “Alas” Johnson?
Borrowing from nausiating labour luvvie Rowling, perhaps we should call the former postie “parsel-tongue” as this is apparently the language of snakes.
Guido, you are not a very important person like Hainy and me and your views do not matter.
And you dont have a perma tan or a shed load of tax paid expenses or have lickarses throw a £100,000 plus to blow on a hapless piss up campaign for a non job or a recession proofed pension pot or get Nokia’d by the Prime Mentalist or have a Damian 666 lobby pass to drink with Sir Michael Shite or intimately lunch with Mandi on Deripaska’s yacht.
Why you bother to wake up in the morning beats me.
Britain never had it, so good
Brown is going to go after them all now, when a madman is cornered, he thinks everyone is against him, the paranoia has set in, he’s going to go after the rebels, he’ll go after Johnson and Clarke and Harpie (the main threats) , Blears will be taken down (i suspect she’s already had the threat laid hence the quick backtrack), Millibands been sorted already this morning in the news with a big smear. Purnell has been smeared with his expenses being outed in the papers this morning His pathological behaviour is going to bring down the whole of Labour, Brown is not going to go quietly. They are all turning on each other and jockeying for position, they dont realise they are all going to shoot each other dead and the only ones left standing will be the Tories. This is like Labour Apocalypse.
It’s truly the last days of the Fuhrer in his bunker; paranoid, mad as a hatter with a few grovelling cronies telling him that yes, the nazis can still win the war, while the rest of them plunder as many treasures as possible before doing a runner.
To use the “Bunker Analogy” – As the Red Army stormed Berlin Hitler felt that the German People must pay the price for their dis-loyalty (in his mind the German State had morphed into him and vice versa)and that the country must be totally destroyed so that not a blade of grass nor a stone was left standing nor a family living for their “vile treachery”.
There is a medical term for that state of mind which I can’t recall although I’m sure someone will but that’s exactly the way Brown now views the Labour Party and to a lesser extent the country
the medical condition to which you allude is Psychohoonosis
Even so, the Foreign Agent Millipede story rather spoiled my morning coffee – monsooned malabar, likely not imported by private jet. And there was I just this morning thinking that perhaps the answer to the world’s problems was really as simple as making circumcision anytime anywhere a capital offence. (Quite easy to spot too, not too expensive, and teachers would not have to be specially trained to do it. I’m sure the social workers would be on-side no problem there).
Oops. My syntax has gone the way of zanu liebots. Teachers of course would not have to “do” anything, just spot it when it’s been done. Naturally, the subsequent executions would be spared the children.
‘We are all Keynesians now’ – Nixon
‘We’ll spend our way of of recession’ – Brown
haha ferrets in the sack, this constituency is going to be murder at the election, Labour cant resist a good old fashioned stitch up and then shoot at themselves.
Erith & Thamesmead Chair Frank Lerner has been expelled from the post by Labour General Secretary Ray Collins, though there is uncertainty as to where Collins acquired this power. Expelled for “activities detrimental to the party” or as i call it speaking the truth.
Lerner recently called for the restarting of the Erith parliamentary selection and his summary dismissal is thought to be related to this move.
At least one aspiring candidate has complained after Collins decided to reissue postal votes to all postal vote applicants despite allegations of pv “harvesting”
So not content on fixing it once, they will do it a second time.
I thought that was why Labour brought in postal voting.
Guido,
Can you nip this ‘First’ rubbish in the bud? I’m not really interested in who guessed the number of their post. If I want to watch paint dry, I’ll do it myself. Otherwise, can I cancel my subscription and have my money back, please?
both
I’m with ctelly…ctessi…cnubi…him
if ‘first’ is their contribution, ban them for the rest of the day (no refunds)
411th
In addiition to Baroness Uddin and her claims for a flat her neighbours say is unoccupied, the Times is reporting on claims made by James Punell the work and pensions secretary. It is alleged that he claimed £2,020 per month for a flat he shared with his former fiance. He, of course, has a complete explanation for claiming this amount of money when his share of the rent was actually £910. The article also repeats the allegation about the flat being left like a ‘pigsty’ when he moved out. In both cases, the individuals concerned repeat the Jaqui Smith mantra – I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. When faced with an avalanche of stories about noses in trough it is difficult to maintain a fair balance. The most striking thing about the way events have evolved over the last few months is the clear impression that politicians have not been able or willing to read the public mood. Because of this many will pay the price in the next general election. The London Evening Standard is reporting bleating by some MPs who are losing the homes allowance that they are destined for the breadline. Bless.
The reason they are “destined for the breadline” is that they know they are virtually unemployable if – when – they lose their seats.
Well they will be well-trained benefits cheats anyway.
Given that it was their own conduct in office that has caused them to get kicked out, I trust that means that they won’t be eligible for JSA either. Nice one.
they should be destined for jail
Unfortunately they may be destined for the House of Lords. More troughing.
There is now a body of evidence in the public domain that confirms that Parliament is corrupt and many MPs have committed fraud.
We are about to discover whether we are a Police State or a free democracy.
If the Police pointedly ignore all the evidence in front of them, we will understand that the Police are the servants of the Government and that all the repressive “antiterrorist” legislation and surveillance cameras have got nothing to do with terrorism or crime and are designed as blatantly oppressive measures to keep a corrupt elite in power.
In a free democracy the Police would immediately set up an independent enquiry which would examine ALL MPs expenses and prosecute the crooks.
The Judiciary would demonstrate their independence by open and fair judicial procedures.
Over to you; Mr Policeman.
We will fairly investigate all allegations put to us and prosecute any conservative MPs found to have been fraudulently claiming expenses.
Can we do anything to help ?
I’m ready to help move people along a bit quicker sarge…
It’s the general public we’re after, sir. I mean; what did they ever do for us?
This would be a waste of public money. I have a lot of experience in these matters and I can – ahem – honestly say that I have never found a single MP guilty of anything.
Move on….nothing to see here…
You forgot that the CPS acts as gatekeeper between the coppers and the courts. These bastards are the real problem.
Crown P*akistani Service – tribal badlands in motion
Interesting point about the CPS.
Anyone ever read their job application form? Let me summarise for you – ‘Are you a politically correct, left-wing, hater of English people? If so, fill in these details. Otherwise, fuck off.’
We all know that the only time the expenses evidence would be heard in court is if they drove past a speed camera too fast with a receipt in full view.
“David Miliband wants a private jet..”
C’mon, don’t swallow No. 10′s dirty tricks to derail a potential leadership contender.
Thought you uncovered these shenanigans in the first place and now you regurgitate?
Can we trace that accusation to its source?
There’s an old saying – “Give the chump a banana!” Miliband was the future once not anymore not least because he’s been disastrous as Foreign Secrtary – upsetting quite a lot of foreign leaders around the World by his “faux-pas”
Who cares if it is true?
Zanulabia’s troughing have made it believable, self inflicted wound – fuck ‘em.
Shouldn’t be too hard to dig up a few requests for tender, a quick phone around the smear jets ‘r’ us in the yellow pages should do it.
I think that all the zanulabia kunts are either corrupt, incompetent or delusional (or all three).
I also think that GordAwful, if deposed, will no nuclear and call a general election -the sooner, the fucking better
“The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gordon Brown fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity.”
With apologies to Benjamin Disraeli.
dont let him fll in the Thames! it took years to clean up!
meanwhile gordon is getting on with the job….of playing at being Stalin……..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176742/Rebel-MPs-Labour-hit-list-punishment-Gurkha-defeat.html
pathetic hoon……
Loved the comment – but surely calamity is too generous – how about “crime against humanity”
Politicide?
No, that was yesterday’s thread on Pollyhoon.
it was reported last week that some backbench MPs were on “suicide watch” because of concerns over what the expenses might show.
Can you give us their names?
It was rumoured that two MPs were particularly fearful as they had allegedly had extramarital affairs with other members, which would be exposed by double claims for hotel rooms.
Is one of them Miliband , it might be why he wants a private jet for a quick getaway?
More likely why he needed the banana
David Lammy and Dawn Butler.
Guido: can you not report these lying fucking Hoons to the old bill?
Surely someone can do something about it.
It’s actually beginning to really irritate me now the way this country is being killed by these fucking parasites.
No point, sir. We’re all at it as well.
I’m sure it’s all on the square.
Er, I mean fair….
Now we know why Jacqi got the job of Home Secretary, she’s got more second homes than the Skipton Building Society …….god she does look sexy in those thigh high boots jackbooting up Whitehall, I can’t think for one moment why her husband needs to watch porn movies.
Someone else made the point that these greedy bastards are actually desperate as they know once out neither her or her husband has any chance of a 40K job again. This freebie feeding frenzy was just one big bed feathering jolly in preparation for life in the country they just bankrupted.
Surely they’ll sell up and head to Tuscany.
Oh how the warm summer evenings sipping champage with that foul hypocrite Toynbee must just fly by!
Whose word do we have as to who watched the porn movies.?
Is this a reliable source?
Do women get turned on by Gay Porn?
no
Depends
Let he who has never rinsed the company expense account cast the first stone.
That’d be me then, and anyone else who owns one :-)
Is JawDrop as bad as jaw-gobble?
“Now revealed in the Sunday Times that she’s just another pig with her snout in the trough. What an appalling person.”
When the receipts are released, guess how many tory troughists will be featured!
That’s why they’re keeping so quiet.
They’re all at it.
I know how many Tories will be featured on Aljabeeba and how many Labour Mp’s won’t be
If there is any censoring then it must be fraud. The High coiurt ordered the disclosure. Any censoring must be comtempt of court surely?
Can we send a load of revolvers and bottles of Whisky to the commons please :)
They would get pissed and shoot each other, that would mean that one of the twats would survive.
Why not save the taxpayer some money and just remove their security cover as a cost cutting exercise.
now that’s an idea I like :)
Are these called Uddin costs?
Pull the udder one.
Oh and I don’t mind the bastards claiming the bullets on expenses, so long as they don’t miss.
Is this misuse of public money called ‘Sylhet of hand’
ROFL – we have a winner.
I can’t believe how little there is of any consequence about all of this in the Sunday Telegraph….Was really looking forward to lovely long read about Brown’s insanity/dishonesty/impending defeat/ etc etc and there’s nothing new, no decent commentary, its just dull, cept for interview with Kate Hoey.
The labour government imploding, and not even the top story? I’ve stuck with the T for years and of course I’ve read all the stuff on here lately about how crap its got. You are all right. Fuck it. I’m cancelling.
Thank you, madam. You won’t be missed. http://www.telegraph.co.uk for mindless articles, head-in-the-sand opinion and thousands of irrelevant blogs. Ta.
I cancelled mine a year ago, just read it on the internet. Its free
May I take the opportunity to apologise for the comments made last week. I AM SORRY.
As you are cancelling the DT you can’t be all bad.
still a whore though?
I think this says it all.
Especially the names that are bleeped
Why shouldn’t we know?
Hmmmm, just when we were about to hear names being mentioned following “I don’t know if you have the balls to put this on air but….. “REMOVED BY LEGAL REQUEST” pops up three times.
Tony Bliar – Bae Systems
Why is Gordon Brown going round the world stirring up so much apathy…..Jackie Smith has an old tin bath infront of the fire so why does she need a bath plug………everytime she gets in the bath its like a Tsunami wave, floods everwhere and then she gets new carpet on expenses, she’s even charging for the used bath water on expenses even though she make her husband cup of tea with it. …….it gets worse and worse,
I was in a mind to write to my MP but he was off to the races in a private jet and asked so he could send a reply for a stamp addressed envelope with £1000 consultation fee in it.
Maybe Dolly could offer some psychotherapy? Cheaper that way.
sadly think you right. Camreron needs to kick them out pronto, we aren’t standing for it any more. Its a disgrace.
Perhaps Alan Johnson would like to investigate this rather than NOT run for leadership as we’re trying to contain allegedly according to our “responsible media” – the worst pandemic since the Black Death “?
“A couple who holidayed in Mexico and feared they may have spread the swine flu virus while seeking treatment in the UK have tested negative.
Richard Cook, from Warwickshire, said he and his wife Sam had felt unwell and were told by NHS Direct to go to A&E where they sat in a busy waiting room.
They were worried they had come into contact with up to four people while collecting drugs from a chemist.
NHS Direct said an out-of-hours provider may have wrongly advised them.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/8029326.stm
If you seriously think that an ex postman is actually hands on, up to speed and running a 60 year old un-reformed dinosaur and its constituent parts effectively you are a great deal more trusting than I am.
Has he any experience in running one of the biggest organisations in this Country or is he in post (forgive the pun)merely as a PR “common touch – working man makes good” stunt to gull the electorate?
Gordon Botter and the crucible of ire
by JK Rowling
It is now more important than ever, in fact it is of moral imperative that the press expose as many of these abuses of our money by MP’s as possible. MP’s are again setting themselves above the electorate! It seems MP’s have again forgotten is the electorate who give them their mandate and the people that put them in parliament.
If this censoring of MP’s expenses happens it will be another nail in the coffin of trust between the People and MP’s. MP’s can burn in Hell. Long Live the People.
MP Pig Swine Bastards
Gordon Botter and the cabinet of Hoons
By JK Rowling
Gordon Botter and the order of the phoneyreceipts
By JK Rowling
This isn’t a Labour problem – it’s a human one. We’re a bunch of greedy free loading parasites, a virus driven by self interest etc…
What needs to be addressed is the pay structure within the commons and a top to bottom review of the expense culture as it is so open to abuse – whatever your political sensibilities are.
However, it does smart even more when being abused by a socialist.
Gordon Botter and his death on the gallows(hopefuly)
By JK Rowling
Gordon BrownHatter & The Ring of Mandleson
By JK Rolling about on the floor & pissing her knickers laughing.
Oh I’d Like to see her rolling – knickers optional
Gordon Brown and the Half baked expenses proposals
By Jakie Rowling
Mr Beast you are a very naughty man and remember this
I know where you live big boy
Can’t we just kill them…ALL!
There’s probably a law against it. Although, knowing how corrupt our police have become, I’m sure a sizable bung could persuade the Ol’ Bill to look the other way
‘Three Labour MPs were reported last week to have been placed on “suicide
watch” by party whips because of fears their expenses details could reveal that they had affairs. ‘
I don’t understand.
What I don’t understand is that if they know they are going to exposed in July anyway, why don’t they be grown up about it, admit it now and resign! As for Baroness Uddin, what she has done is fraud, why can’t she be prosecuted and removed from the Lords – these people have no shame. Loathsome, loathsome government. And Hazel Blears say they ‘need to reconnect with the public’ – she’s completely lost the plot.
Their political opponents didn’t want to miss it.
poor souls. I think they are deserving of our help.
This is turning out to be completely unbelievable!
Wish it was unbelievable :-(
maggie (home is a caravan on expenses) bucket says, fuck off… we are never neever ever under no cursumstances responsible for anything.its the BNP.
FFS
politics show just now
Still no BBC coverage for the Life Peer?
She’s labour and a muslim so of course not.
If she were Christian or a tory (preferably both), Panorama would have already been commissioned to do the 1 hour special.
Nuddin doin’ on the 6pm R4 news either. Instead a fawning piece on old US commie folksinger Pete Seeger’s 90th birthday!
All the News that Fits
(their agenda)
I hear from a senior figure in Hackney Labour that Diane Abbott is going to come out with some devastating revelations about Gordon Brown that could sink him at a stroke.
Cabinet job on the way in the reshuffle for Miss Abbott then?
He’s had a stroke?? Oh dear, how sad.
I think that many of us are of the opinion that what Brown has done to our Economy is devastating enough to last us all a lifetime.If Abbott can top that we all await her twopennorth with bated breath.
Better get it out then
I wish he would have a bloody stroke! PLEASE DITCH THIS DORITO ADD ITS BLOODY ANNOYING.
If this is true it will be her first ever contribution to society. She certainly makes no contribtion to This Week, as it’s token ethnic minority representative – no doubt paid handsomely by the BBC using our money.
She’s more right wing than gayboy Portillo anyway.
Dead Hoons walkin’
We got dead Hoons walkin’ here….
Berlusconi getting a divorce? An Outrageous communist BBC slur !!!
He is the very model of family values and a colossus of comon sense Conservatism with some very sound views on the fillies. He is also incredibly popular. No, really, he is. I read it somewhere and if it was Berlusconi who made the popularity figures up, so be it! This Napoloeonic Jesus Christ of a Politician shows us all the way forward in these “trying” times of whippersnappers who do not understand that sound business “practices” and corruption only look superficially alike to the naive.
Who gives a flying, f**king toss about Berlusconi and a divorce? Really, does ANYONE want to know about this shit?
Methinks it’s the Beeboids trying to get something, anything to take their darling Gordon off the front page.
Are you implying Berlusconi is not “newsworthy” ? Or are you so cynical as to think this is merely the inevitable hilarious end of a tawdry and tacky soap opera Politician ?
You sadden me and impugn all those who have made his “colourful” antics a regular feature of their deadly serious blogs. I pity you sir. You must know that every post on Berlusconi’s antics is a blow for freedom of right minded people everywhere and the very definition of elevated political discourse though you seem to be implying it is fluff and filler fit only for the egregious posting of tottie pics.
As for the Red Menace of the BBC.. I see that they are cunningly “leading” on the latest Gordon Brown leadership antics in all their Newsreels a futile effort to hide the story in plain sight. They are wily indeed !
Makes a change from Zimbabwe though – or a spurious health feature which the BBC is so good at these days
the only divorce I want to hear about is ours from the current thieving bastards who have the front to call themselves government.
Oi Fawkes, why no room for a comment on that rancid old hag, caravan queen beckett ? Surely her past form in helping to fcuk up Britains green and present countryside , mean her current troughing , as highlighted by the ST, deserves a passing ention ?
Still not a word on the Ministry of Truth site about Baroness Udinntellmeihadtoactuallylivethere. I’ve e-mailed them with a link to the Sunday Times leading article in case they missed it.
The politics page naturally highlights Frank”Useful Idiot” Skinner on QT having his Student Grant moment at Rawnsley, rather than the audience howling down Benn and his robotic defence of Snot. Balanced coverage? Fuck that.
Let me though!!!
I will be heard!!
I just want to again thank the taxpayers for my lovely bath plug.
I used it again last night.
It has a good grip, and holds the water well.
Greedy bint, you’ve had three already, go away now.
We’re a watchin’ yew!
Pink Peter on Sky News talking about the Government getting its “nappies in a knot”. Why say nappies and not the usual term used in that well known phrase – knickers – I wonder.
http://www.diapergays.com/
As you kno, my dere, knickers is wot girlies wear, – NOT girly-boys, – and as such would not be known to the Glorious Leader’s Comfort Blanket – (aka Bliar’s ‘I would want ‘im in the bunka with me’ boyo)
Because Brown wears a nappy, particularly when he’s riding his rocking horse.
It’s just Hazel being Hazel.
Fuck this advert off!
Jack Straw currently on World This Weekend. Fuck off you lying twat.
We’re a’watchin’ yew!
Which Tory MP claimed colonic irrigation on his research allowance?
I don’t know, but can you give me his number?
Us Too
Apologies if this is already posted
It’s so expensive looking after the poor
…STAFF at a government-backed fund supposed to help some of the poorest people in the world have been awarded £65m in bonuses – equivalent to an annual £350,000 per employee.
The bonuses have largely come from investments intended to tackle poverty in the developing world. The fund was part of the Department for International Development (DFID) until it was part-privatised in 2004…..
….Average pay for employees in 2007 was on a par with those at Goldman Sachs, the US investment bank…..“This is a travesty of CDC’s original mandate,” said John Hilary, head of the charity War on Want. “The bonuses at Actis simply do not square with the job of poverty reduction.”
Actis was spun out of CDC in July 2004 by Hilary Benn, then the development secretary…..
I don’t like my hard earned being dished out worldwide and like it even less when this sort of creaming off takes place. Mosquito nets all round.
Private Eye been on Actis case for yonks, it’s another Liebour scam but there are so many right now
Guido, have you seen Quentin Letts on Brown, 22nd April? He’s comparing Gordon Brown to Herbert Lom. I wonder where I’ve seen that comparison before?
The Daily Politics would like to announce its new sports correspondent and welcome Tynan Wierd to the ‘paper’: Tynan Wierd – Late King had Secret Fancy Woman
Another Beeboid seminar about how Nulab could get out of the doodoo on World This Weekend. Fuckers.
What do they suggest? Ritual mass suicide?
err why doritos are baked shite
Put me down for 200 kilos.
We’re just failing to get our message across……..ie, we don’t have any policies.
Their problem is that they ARE getting their message across.
What they aren’t getting is that the electorate – even the 25% who voted Zanuliebour last time – don’t like it and want rid of them – now.
I think you’ll find it was only 22% that voted for them…
Mr K Maguire of that august journal The Mirror is now on Sky saying “Whoever put Gordon up for the youtube video should be shot”.
Does our esteemed leader not still have free will and choice? Did his advisers force him at gunpoint to perform for the camera? Just who are these advisers, now that Damain McBride has gone (or has he?). Are they now running the country? I think we have a right to know these things.
That means Liam Byrne. Go for the weird kunt Mr Fawkes.
Surely Byrne is to be congratulated? If he hadn’t persuaded Brown about YouTube where would we get our really good videos like ‘Dance of the Comedians’?
Next announcement will be a compensation scheme for people who were mis-sold Youtube.
Takers: George Brown and Sion Simon.
Kevin fucking Maguire – takes all of the fun out of channel hopping – he’s on everything!
When it is revealed that he was involved in McBride’s email ring will he have to hand back all of his appearance fees, as money should not be made from criminal activity?
Blair better put all of his earnings in a separate account in case the law catches up with him too.
MaGuire is a fucking ugly geordie big nosed wanker.
That’s why everyone channel hops – as soon as he appears, it’s over onto ‘Russia Today’ or whatever. (Haven’t seen the champagne socialist Maguire on that yet).
Last thing I saw on Kevin’s blog was a fawning article on the late Jack Jones, that full time Soviet Agent and part time union official, who was finally outed by KGB defector Oleg Gordievsky.
Always with his finger on the pulse is our Kevin.
I am always right.
I am never wrong.
Anyway – Have you seen the size of Grodron’s intellect??!!
The first time I saw it I nearly fainted!
But now I’ve learned to relax and take short breaths and just let him have his way.
It’s easier like that, and I’m really quite enjoying it.
And he doesn’t charge me a penny.
You must be the only one getting a freebie. He charged us for wiping our arses on the wrong day
I couldn’t even pass my 11-plus!
But at least I got into Oxford (somehow).
I wrote them an essay. Who needs A-levels?
Didn’t get a degree though did you
Next time you’re in Tuscany, I’m a free man now :)
Miliband is self-indulged in his own self-importance. There’s no security risk with this plonker. No-one would bat an eyelid if they saw this prick in Heathrow.
As for Baroness Uddin – this fraudster needs to resign and then get done for fraud and made an example of.
Hazel Blears is a dumbass that no-one listens to.
Harriet Harman is red-tape monster with her Finance Bill and Jaqui Smith?? Why hasnt she resigned yet the shameless beech?
Put them all in jail. Blow up the place and start again.
Don’t hold back, tell us what you really think.
Seems an awfully good idea! Could we pop some of those terrorists who can’t be deported back to their place of origin because they might be treated badly there (sob!) in the same prison before blowing it up? Two birds with one stone – three actually as you could then claim on the insurance for the fire damage.
Could pop them into Uddin’s two places and as her main one’s in Towering Hamlets, won’t cost more than a short taxi fare
Can anyone tell me how these petition things work at no. 10 ?
Do I, as the petition creator, get to choose which names appear ?
Or is it only ZaNu apparatchiks who get to do that ?
Only the Labour apparatchiks – naturally. It is a NuLabour website after all. Joking apart, if you’re looking at the petition to retain Gordon, the numbers keep changing because the most impossible names e.g. Osama Bin Laden are put on & then presumably removed by the ‘minders’ – it had got up to 48 but then went down again as the more ridiculous names were removed.
What is wrong with Ms Mugabe exercising her democratic right?
Come on guys, we want the petition to be filled with credible signatures. They are doing us a favour. It has reached about 47,000 in spite of the removals. That just makes it a greater humiliation for them.
No, I’m concerned about the pro-Gordon petitions. I know of four, there may be more. Try searching the petitions for ‘stay in the job’, ‘continue-his-sterling-work’, ‘keep Gorden’ (sic) and ‘carry on leading’.
The thing is, that last one is being heavily doctored and I’m wondering why.
‘Bob Roberts’ is obviously no more genuine than a nine-bob note but what did ‘Liv Bythes-Meer’ and ‘Di Bythes-Meer’ do to deserve deletion ?
I think You will find that Ben & Phil were referring to the other petition, “Carrying on the sterling work”
Their crimes are eponymous.
I helped my good friend Lyinsa Kovczyt to sign in support of Gordon Brown, but it was gone within an hour
I don’t know what the fuck is going.
Of course not, you are a Labour MP
I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
While not yet clear, there are rumors that the flat is from a housing association and is supposed to be your only residence. May be false, or could be true?
I think you will find that the housing association home is her real home and is in London. THe Kent flat which has stood empty for 3 years is owned by Baroness Uddin and she has claimed , over 3 years £100,000 in expenses on the basis that this is her real home. Why one wonders are the housing association allowing her to live in much needed acommodation when she has got the Kent flat to live in. Surely that’s against the HA rules? The HA should ask her to leave, as indeed should the House of Lords.
Leave her alone, she’s busy
Ah but its Toppling Hamlets, housing associations work differently in Bangla-on-Thames, rather like postal votes.
She sure is Sir Reginald, busy spending our money.
She sure is Sir Reginald, busy spending our hard earned money. And re: Housing I still say the rules of Housing Associations is to provide homes for those in need – I didn’t think they were allowed under their charters to provide homes to those who already own a home elsewhere.
It took the 1832 reform act to get rid of the rotten boroughs. What act of Parliament will be needed to rid us of this cancer of hypocritical Labour rot. The Piano wire act.
& it’s supposed to be for poor people who require social housing :laugh:
I don’t know what the fuck is going on.
I notice that, true to form, after Jonah’s visit to Ricky Hatton the inevitable happened.
Only surprised he lasted till second round
One tory troughist has TEN jobs.
And that’s the kind of choice we have at the election?
Err… I thought the pejorative term ‘troughing’ applied to blagging public money, not actually going out and earning it.
Twat.
Oh please!
I’m paying this tory troughist, and a load of labour ones, to sit in Parliament just long enough to fill in his massive expenses.
Brain dead tory lickers like you might think that’s all right.
I don’t.
Miss Whiplash, you’ll still be keeping the NuLab fucktards on the dole when they get kicked out, unlike the Tory, so I’d put in for some more overtime if I were you.
Don’t confuse the amount of time taken to do a job with the quality of the results.
An idiot would take a whole week to make a pigs ear of a job, while somebody with a bit of nous and intelligence might sort it in 5 minutes with excellent results.
I will judge MPs by their results, not by the time taken or the number of jobs they have.
What guarantee do we have that they are doing a job rather than selling access or influence?
Greg, you sound like a nice boy. Though I very much doubt you could afford my services.
But get my name right. Okay?
As far as the election is concerned, if you think the tory twat meisters are going to make the slightest difference, especially under that marshmallow Cameron and his fags, you must be completely, bloody deluded.
They’ve only got 30 percent of the legislation to be responsible for anyway.
That tory abortion survivor Heath gave away the rest.
OK, let’s just keep these load of shysters in power then. Any other suggestions, like a nuclear fireball perhaps?
Get real.
Lets face it, a back bencher has sod-all to do most of the time, some form of outside interest would keep them in touch with the real world. Ministers are a differant matter of course.
This is probably why ZuLiebour MPs are so out of touch.
At least s/he can vote according to his/her conscience rather than doing whatever the whips dictated.
If the current bunch of MPs had voted for what they thought was right, rather than doing what they were told so as to keep their jobs and perks in the House of Commons, do you think this mess would be as bad now?
Lack of a true alternative should not blind us to the fact that the alternative is
not true.
We have a tired, useless government of troughists. At the election they will be replaced by a fresh, useless government of troughists, pursuing identical policies in all the major aspects allowed to them by the EU.
Yet there are tory boys masturbating at the thought of it.
Quite ridiculous.
We need to be prepared simply for more of the same.
My business won’t suffer. Elections are good for it.
But God help the country.
Vote for another candidate. If he’s not a candidate in your constituency, what has it got to do with you? He, if elected, represents them in Parliament and if they are happy with that fair enough.
Possibly the reason why many Nulab MP’s don’t have other jobs is they are utterly useless, having gone from Uni to Parliament via a researchers job
Dont see the fuss as its not tax payers money. I understand why the sources of their incomes should be transparent though to prevent conflicts of interest but it aint troughing. .
Because it’s something lefties can slag the Tories off for.
The Tories make money from business.
Labour trough it.
Johnson and Straw are illiterate – we can’t have them running the country. Oh dear, of course the platitude – education, education, education – doesn’t apply to them. They’ll have to take their sats again. McGuire’s endorsement should just about sink them. I’m surprised he’s still interviewed as a credible journalist – he’s just a cheap znl mouthpiece. No-one in the government seems to know what the fuck they are supposed to be doing so they are all running around, chasing their tails, covering their arses, distancing themselves from the Great Leader’s chaos and trying to find someone to lead. Oh dear. And all these fine ministers are all busy saying how they support Gordon whilst carefully drawing our attention to the leadership position. Well, with friends like that, he has got what he deserves. Where’s my popcorn?
Have you tried doritos insted?
How does McGuire manage to blag being a journalist when he is just a Nu Labour spin merchant?
He should be done under the Trades Description Act, the duplicitous kunt.
I don’t mind spending taxpayers’ money on putting the b*st*rds on suicide watch, as long as they video it when it happens.
Yaroo-! Beast!!
Does Alan Johnson represent Balamory?
I don’t know what the fuck is going on ‘cos I’m senile
here you are…
http://tiny.cc/JWczv
I see the BBC is really bigging up this sleaze story……………..
Only kidding.
I’ve just read that Angus Robertson Leader of the SNP in Westminster has asked the police to investigate Baroness Uddin’s expenses and her ‘apparently empty’ main home in Kent that she started living in on Thursday after the Times began investigating her.
Good for him. Someone in the Lords appearing on Radio 4′s “Any Questions” stated that many others in the Lords were up to the same – claiming for a second home they rarely visited and others simply clocking on in the Lords and leaving immediately. Hopefully this will be followed up and culprits pursed through the Courts.
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1997 seems centuries ago
It’s not “Sleaze” though…
…it’s CORRUPTION
PCNE News China reporting Gordon Brown “…far too nervous to hold an erection.”
(I know, I know, Childish, but made me giggle!)
http://www.china.org.cn/international/2009-05/01/content_17707883.htm
Alert
What ever happens we have to ensure Snotty McFuckwit is either out of office or at least locked up by the Autumn so he cannot do any harm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090503/twl-big-bang-machine-fixed-41f21e0.html
Perhaps they can use it to find intelligent matter in his brain. Is it possible to get Gordo on the Dorritos Challenge, he’s nifty and should do very well.
Just maybe the Labourgrah got something right today.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/cartoon/
Expenses need to be changed, because certain MPs cannot be trusted.
View my blog, it’s good, if i say so myself.
http://www.richard-wilkins.blogspot.com
Thank you.
Small tip, Richard -
Your blog would be beeter with a black background, blue for main text, yellow for headlines, green for links.
Call me orthordox, or an a**ehole, but your design suits it,
Just a small point I’ve noticed – over the last few years actually – but this word “sleaze”: in what way is it different to “corruption”? Is it an attempt to make it more acceptable, and even gets taken to the point at which those not using it become labelled as out of touch? You don’t hear of sleaze in America, Africa etc, its always just good old fashioned corruption.
Mind you there are those who try to tell us quantitative easing is somehow different to printing money – I wonder if its the same bunch?
Sleaze would be a reasonable term for something odious but with the rules/law. What we are hearing about is fraud (telling lies to get money) and corruption (improper quid pro quos).
Ahh … so sleaze is whats morally wrong but technically within the rules, like claiming for a bathplug, and fraud is whats legally wrong, like claiming for porn? Here “wrong” means as understood by decent folk, as both are clearly fine if you are a liebour minister.
Corruption would be abusing your trusted position as a legislator in exchange for payment from someone.
Hazel Blears, naughty girl. Bad, bad minister. Lib Dems for you then? Since you’ve just sunk your PM like a board game gone mad, time to abandon ship, silly.
“No 10″
“You sank my overbloated, Brown battleship!”
Heres another “purer than pure” labour MP. It’s the right thing to do looked at globally.
http://www.sundayherald.com/news/heraldnews/display.var.2505731.0.0.php
Some of you little people are being very unfair. We have nothing to fear as we have done nothing wrong. Therefore you don’t need to know about it.
Every time I post now I have a picture above the comment box of a lovely young lady shitting an aineseed ‘gob stopper’ onto a CD rom.
Hopefully it is paying for Guido’s Guinness. As I am far too tight to do that personally, I will try to put up with the ads.
You lucky kunt.
If anything can a canestan can dear.
You can just imagine the conversation last night can’t you?
Nick Brown: Hi Alan, it’s Nick. The PM wants you to endorse his leadership tomorrow in a media appearance.
A.J: But it’s Bank Holiday, I’ve got plans.
N.B: We’ve got a safe pair of hands lined up. Andy Marr would love you to appear on his morning show.
A.J: I don’t know, it’s all a bit……you know, You Tubish.
N.B: Alan, remember that time you had to visit that clinic…..?
A.J: OK, I’ll do it.
The Leader of Our Party, The Glorious, Successful, Beloved, and Supreme Leader, The Popular Loony-Toon Loft-Lagger of Londistan, Herr Comrade McHilterBrownStainovich has achieved more singular successes, including unalloyed praise from Mzz. Bleary-Me, Postman Pat, and Ol’ Jug Ears.
And a reminder that the One, (whose words are golden), whose rocket and satellite are even now circling the planet He has saved, are broadcasting His masages to sheeple everywhere who care to listen.
HE will lead us into a New Age of Socialist Paradise!
OMG !!
I’m shit at this bloggin stuff . I’ve been through all this gumph an can’t find anywhere to stick a little Ewanmism in .
I’m only any good at unfunny one-liners x .
I wish that politicians would fuckin do the decent thing an fuck off to jobs that aren’t above their station ; I wish the press would pull it’s head from outta it’s arse an stop givin credence to the liars an general incompetents that, oh yeah, keep THEM in an unproductive job ; I wish that lesser , but slighty more tanned , people than me would stay in their own fuckin clapped-out countries rather than comin to mine, and try an change their own corrupt governments from within rather than exploitin the failures or our corrupt ‘government’ and puttin extra strain on us poor plebs that are stuck here ; I wish the mindless sheeple of this ‘country’ would find their fuckin balls and stand up for their rights before it’s tooo late ; I wish that booze an fags woz cheaper ; I wish Igonnakum Jerk would write somthink interestin for once (only kiddin Iggly x); I wish that people wot knew they were sub-IQed would keep their private parts isolated from each other (hmmm – is that a kinda paradoxical thingy ??) ; I hope that Man U. come a fuckin cropper in the Champions League ; I hope that the planet’s population of human-beans stops risin exponentially ; I hope I can finish this sentence soon , yup , done it .
Told ya .
E x .
P.S. GF – keep it up , honey x .
Well, missi. I don’t particularly like you, or what you stand for, but you were good for the ratings and our advertisers are asking after you. Shall I tell them you’ll be along soon?
LOL Ed !!!
Does Brown never foot the first round ; is The Pope into Catholicism ; does spunk make a better adhesive than Copydex ????
Course , honey , I’ll be along as soon as you change the fuckin format back to how I like it .
E x .
Welcome to the blog honey. Unlike the Labourgraph, this one is deadly serious, but also funny with it.
Keep coming, you’ll get used to it!
…………………..plus you’ll have an unlimited supply of “Copydex”
The silent majority begins to make itself heard here. Keep it up!!
It’s May Bank Holiday, traditional time for all things red the affirmation of new beginnings. It seems that it is also time to start a new petition on the Number 10 website in response to the Please Go petition that has been a runaway success with 46,775 at the time of writing.
A Mr Keith Armstrong of Gordon Brown Appreciation Soc has kicked off a new petition begging Gordon to stay:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to To resist any attempt to get him to resign or call an Election. Lots of familiar names!
Keith Armstrong, the Petition Creator, joined by:
Evi… – No, I can’t do this to my country!
Over 41K sigs say you are wrong!
Gordon Brown Appreciation Society?
You’re on benefits,I assume?
Why Keith Why? Unelected = Unwanted
Steven Sulley
Gordon Brown
William Lawrence Robb
You are totally mental
Ray Edmunds
Joanne Stephenson
bruce miller
Who let this arsehole out of his padded cell
Benjamin Dobson
Jamie Brown
Most Excellent Piss-take
Damien McBride
S.Beale
Only a non-worker who sponges off everyone else would come up with this
Jennifer Roberts
Resign now
Joseph Stalin
Baldrick
to make sure the Tories win
Irma Littletee-Pott
Gordon’s mum
Rav
joseph fritzlBarak Obama
Carol Duckfield
Richard Scott
Paid by the Labour party, I presume?
Harriet H
keith armstrong bollocks
CRAIG THAIN
Sorry, we need change desperately
Robert Mugabe
Bollocks!
steve plume
Sorry, I thought it was May 1st, not April Fools Day
Michael Traill
C Moodie
Brown is a Bell End
Ewan MacDonald
Do I get expenses for this
Laugh? I nearly sh*t myself.
Lazy bastard workshy sponger
Osama Bin Laden – I love you Gordon, you and me in my cave…
Adolf Hitler say: “Gordon we can rule the world together”
Lord (my payoff) Stalham (now 4500 against)
gordon brown’s wife
Christopher Lenton
Gordon is a MORON. Slant-eyed TWAT!
finger in nose
yeah, the longer he stays the bigger the tory majority
ALL MY LOVE GORDON, ALISTAIR XXX
Jacqui Smiff – please stay and share my 88p bathplug xx
cocknose
Elvis
Golden Brown
Makes Blair and Bush look good
A Bell
Andrew Ball
I’m enjoying the messes he gets into
Hugh Janus
Daryl Cowley
David Mason
Mrs Gordon Brown
William Dewar
beelzebub, father of lies and flies
I have to be told when to smile
General Hans Krebs, Jawohl Meing
Gordon Brown – GET OUT, YOU’RE THE WORST PM WE’VE EVER HAD!!!
41k CAN’TBE WRONG!
If you really cannot see the mess this man has created, you need new glasses
John Prescott
David Cameron
One word – UNELECTED DICTATOR
Lord Lucan
$%&T for brains
MP’s representing Scots OUT of the English Goverment !
Get out you control freak PM.
winky mcfuckwit, 10 downing street
Stephen Mogridge
ian fletcher
Hazel says go
in my straightjacket,being held down by burly psychiatric nurses demand to put my x on this petition
Gordon Brown
Should have gone to SpecSavers
David Cameron’s mum
Preparation H
Brenda Lacluster M25 gulag entertainments committee
I think it is terrible that people should post spoof petitions on this site
g.f.jellicoe
Squirrel Nutkin Blears
p.rossbacher
Honour the Gurkhas (petitions.number10.gov.uk/HMFORCESTHANKS/)
You Tube Management
Only a complete fukstick would create this petition
Robin Jarvis
Half a million Asylum seekers
Winky McFwit
“There is no limit to immigration as long as there are fields to build on” Hazel Blears.
Ah the first cuckoo of Spring.
The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher
Hiya Man , hun x .
It’s gotta be you !!
Actually , Brine bears a passin resemblance to The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher ; just without the charisma or the actin ability .
E x .
The chitty chitty bang bang child catcher
Priceless!
[...] in The Sunday papers and demonstrate just how big a hole Brown is in. There are another slew of expenses stories, according to Labour’s internal polling this is the most important issue in driving its [...]
My Friend Jaqui knows where you all live and what you think
So be careful.
Must rush
Oleg has a new opening for me (Its from ipanema and hung like a horse)
Remember
I know where you all live!
Damian Green threatened with life imprisonment by Special Branch Goons, but the most clear cut cases of fraud committed by one New Labour apparatchik after another and not a whiff of an investigation!
Funny old police service we have nowadays!
The truth is that we all want to hang the morally and ethically bankrupt shitfucks from the nearest lamp post…we do don’t we?
When can we start doing that? I want it to happen very soon and yes Alan you can spout supportive shite about the snot gobbling shitc*nt all you want but we are still coming for every single one you. You appear to have no idea how much we despise you all.
Here’s a hint..fuck off and die you Hoons….
For God’s, and our sake ………will somebody please show him how to load a revolver. I’ve sent him a bottle of whisky ( well, only a minature. Can’t waste good scotch).
Hmm. It looks like there’s plenty of raw material here, sleaze wise, to ensure a Labour rout at the forthcoming Euro and local elections.
Surely Brown will be nuked by Labour MPs and Ministers as they desperately try to save their seats?
Time to get the crosshairs out, Guido.
“There is no limit to immigration as long as there are fields to build on” Did Blears really say that!?
Strange how Muslims can be pigs when it suits them, especially the thieving kind.
Listen, her religion guarantees her eternal bloody paradise if she kills one or more of us.
What’s a few quid?
She’s a mix of Asian flu and Swine Flu. We all know where Swine Flu really originated – Westminster! Obviously because that’s where all the swines work and diddle the taxpayers out of millions. A curse on all their mendacious acts of politically correct frauds.
O/T, but isn’t all this only of passing interest?
Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU
Thanks for that. It’s truly a frightening video of the future. I just hope there’s no such thing as reincarnation because I wouldn’t want to come back to that horrible mess. I never thought I’d think this, but I hope some sort of war will cleanse the system long before this thing comes true.
Scary
All you people out there MUST feel as I do; I am fucking sick of all these MP’s, Lords, Baronfuckingesses, Bankers, Wankers, Benefit FraudFucks, CouncilTax, V.A.fuckingT., Goldpot pensions for public sector tossers, (especially when I have to pay for the fuckers and I can’t afford a decent pension for myself…), Prime Ministers with delusions of fuck knows what, slimy hangers on jostling for position when things get tough, fuckwits telling you you are a day late paying this bill or that bill, arsehole First Bus drivers that obviously couldn’t give a fuck, Bosses that are just glorified pimps, the media that follow Labour (I have a special distaste for these c.unts), any fucker that turns their nose up at smokers, petrol price hikes when it’s not necessary, singular arseholes on Youtube, Jacqui Smith, the list is fucking endless.
We should, collectively, do something about it.
And no, waiting for an election will be excruciating!
why the fuck has no one replied to this??
I dont want to get shot,cowardly yes but true
The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.
Huury up and moderate his comments, I want to see what you think of his view…
I see, buckling down then?
Comment 608 is racist, moderate it via deletion.
At least “concerned citizen” wasn’t degenerate.
Another Concerned Citizen…. Baroness Uddin is a thieving pig. Oh, and by coincidence she may be a Muslim, practising or otherwise I care not.
Grow up you dog.
Normal people (that is anyone outside the Palace of Westminster) are fed up to the back teeth with all this PC nonsense.
Parish Councillor
this is the statement of the “Concerned Citizen”; it had nothing to do with your reply – it was “moderated” by Guido. Fuck Knows why…
All you people out there MUST feel as I do; I am fucking sick of all these MP’s, Lords, Baronfuckingesses, Bankers, Wankers, Benefit FraudFucks, CouncilTax, V.A.fuckingT., Goldpot pensions for public sector tossers, (especially when I have to pay for the fuckers and I can’t afford a decent pension for myself…), Prime Ministers with delusions of fuck knows what, slimy hangers on jostling for position when things get tough, fuckwits telling you you are a day late paying this bill or that bill, arsehole First Bus drivers that obviously couldn’t give a fuck, Bosses that are just glorified pimps, the media that follow Labour (I have a special distaste for these c.unts), any fucker that turns their nose up at smokers, petrol price hikes when it’s not necessary, singular arseholes on Youtube, Jacqui Smith, the list is fucking endless.
We should, collectively, do something about it.
And no, waiting for an election will be excruciating!
Of course its racist! i’m a racist, i prefer my own kind just like the Muslims and every other race, and if that’s racist then tough but i have never murdered anyone because of their faith or the colour of their skin, and i wont be lectured to by a sanctimonious holier than thou deluded halfwit like you.
Have you ever thought of NOT being a racist?
I too prefer mmy own kind, but your statements just preclude you from any kind of peace between us. A few bad people in the Muslim race means fuck all!
Lots of English racist c.unts down there, I think.
Oh, and by the way, I am British, born in Scotland.
Islam is an ideology, not a race. Stop giving the islamic supremacists ammunition.
Islam is an extremist religion, in that it is taken LITERALLY.
It is not an ideaolgy, nor is it a race. But they should in certain cases be removed from our sceptered isle.
Exactly.
Muslim swine, Islamic extremists, NuLiebour, all profess a religion not a race.
Another Concerned Citizen says:
May 3, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Have you ever thought of NOT being a racist?
I too prefer mmy own kind, but your statements just preclude you from any kind of peace between us. A few bad people in the Muslim race means fuck all!
Lots of English racist c.unts down there, I think.
Oh, and by the way, I am British, born in Scotland.
(1) In a word NO!.
(2) i dont want to mix with them!
(3) So what!
(4) You’re a jock and look what you bastards have done to England, you are the worst racists of all.
Oh, and by the way, I am English, born in England.
Totally agree Ollie
Well, as to what we have done to England, I am at a loss. We all live in the UK.
And exactly WHAT have we done to England, except give Westminster unlimited Hydro-electric power, Scotch Whisky (which revenues exceed North Sea oil), plus the Oil as well, clean water pumped directly to you, Fish, Beef, other things like T.V., Penicillin, Tar for roads, MRI Scanners, Chloroform Pioneer – Sir James Y Simpson, Radar – Sir Robert Watson-Watt, Vacuum Flask – Sir James Dewar, Waterproof Clothing – Charles Macintosh, Electromagnetic Theory of Light – James Clerk Maxwell.
I can go on for a long time, but I can say that the Industrial revolution in England was one of the turning points in history;
I think I will go on for a bit about Scotland…
Television; telephones; penicillin; antiseptics; lawnmowers; microwave ovens; marmalade; computer games; golf.
..more??
* Anaesthetics
* Beta-blockers
* Bicycles
* Cash credit
* Colour photography
* Cotton-reel threads
* Continuous electric light
* Criminal finger-printing
* Decimal points
* Fax machines
* Financial services by telephone
* Fountain pens
* Electro-magnetism
* Hollow pipe drainage
* Hypodermic syringes
* Insulin
* Kaleidoscopes
* Lime cordial
* Motor insurance
* Noble gases
* Paraffin
* Postage stamps
* Quinine
* Radar
* Reflecting telescopes
* Retail banking
* Savings banks
* Tarmac
* Ultrasound scanners
* Universal standard time
* Vacuum flasks
* Waterproof mackintoshes
* Wave-powered electricity generators
fuck you vaz
Tony B Liar, war criminal, Gormless Gordon, fuckwit, and all the fucking jocks in the cabinet who have fucked up the whole country just so they can keep their fingers in the till, and i dont believe all that crap, you’ll be telling us you invented golf next, and the bagpipes and both tunes!
Racist; no place for you here. Just leave.
only two things of any use to come out of scotland are the roads and the railway
How about Jackboots Smith, and all the rest of the people that are NOT born north of the border, how many of them have stolen from us? Percentage-wise, it’ll be a LOT bigger. Scottish parliament rules, for MSP’s, are transparent to expense claims.
You have worn me down, I give in, the English are the best people in the world. All you have to do is prove it.
You must be a hoot at a party.
Don’t come to bonnie Scotland – you are not welcome.
Get a grip Ollie, those who don’t learn about history are condemned to repeat it.
There are things ahead of us that will astound and amaze you. ALL of us.
HBOS and RBS spring to mind
both scottish, but managed by english bastards in the city.
Bump of this list of Tory supporters for us Harold they said…….There will be a peerage waiting for you Harold they said……
Bloooooooooooooooooooooooody Labour!!!!
This blog, as good as it is, serves no purpose. We (most of us) already know the state we are in. Writing on a blog about it is therapeutic, but will never solve the problem. Having a change of Government will never solve the problem. Democracy, or so we call it, does not work; all it does is give the people in charge the right to say “we are a democracy”, when, in fact, they just collect as much currency as they can whilst in power, and then, when voted out, it’s another “democratic” party in charge – meanwhile, the people that generate the money for everything (us), continue on as usual thinking, well, new goverment now, things’ll get better….NO FUCKING CHANCE.
Wake up people for fucks sake!
Comment 640′s name is offensive to quite a lot of people, some of which I know. Please remove it.
Or are you selectively selective, with now cash incentives?
Rewriting History 642?
Let’s just pretend it never happend and that NHS doctor never existed shall we?
Yes the name is offensive but so too is New Labour, Labour, Socialist etc etc
Not rewriting history, no. Merely having some thought for anyone who suffered at the arseholes hand. Quite a lot may be attending this blog.
‘ere! stop messin’ about!
Good grief!
Can’t mention a historical fact in case it causes offence?
The State Doctor Shipman was a murderer. So were many Nazi doctors and not just in the concentration (extermination) camps.
I know rather more people were affected by them and 64 years later are still able to discuss the terrible subject.
Time can heal these things, although it is no help. The mind, in time, can compensate and lighten the grief.
Shipman was only a few years ago, some of the people are still in their teens.
So Muslims want Sharia Law do they?
Fine by me.
Baroness Uddin, you are hereby found guilty of theft. You will be taken forthwith and have your right hand severed from your arm.
You can then beg, wipe your arse, masturbate etc etc with your left hand forever more.
You thieving, lying pig.
Stone me!
get a grip, for fucks sake
If 80% of all legislation emanates from the EU these days, why do we still need 635 or so MPs to wallow in the taxpayer’s trough. Surely a couple of hundred would be more than adequate?
Think of the money we would save!!!
Because 80% of legislation does not emanate from the EU.
Just so. They are now glorified adminstrators for the EU.
So, lots of support shown here, then.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Stay-GordonBrown/
All MP’s that have fiddled their expenses must be made to resign. I suspect that means we could have as many as 500 new MP’s at the next election, is that such a bad thing? It is time for a clean-up in parliament and unless or until that happens, the public will no longer have trust and confidence in the system.
Isn’t it lovely how Lindsey “YesMan” Hoyle, in the media, made the comment that ministers should “keep out of the media, let’s have less comment”:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8031375.stm
aha yes old bean, petition going well.. i noticed this chap halfway down list:
‘Who let this arsehole out of his padded cell’
i went to school with his brother you know, decent chap, from a long line of well known ‘padded-cells’
Isn’t it amazing, why we let this state of affairs continue?
I am willing to lose 2 or 3 days pay in a general countrywide strike, just to get rid of these theiving bastards.
I have our charming MP for dinner in 1/2 hour. Wonder what he will want to achieve after “all this nonsense over MP’s expenses is over” quote unquote.
They are so out of touch.
Anyone seen or heard of Camoron this weekend?
You are all going to be sooooooo disappointed.
92% of convicted fraudsters vote Labour
97% of paedophiles vote Labour
Conmen love Labour
Perverts love Labour
In the next election, 100% of the votes labour gets will be from fuckwits – or people who are paid, or c.unts with personal financial gain.
can you eat all of him in one sitting?
how did the dinner go,did you have to give him a receipt?
I was a labour voter back in the good old days before they faked my death and shipped me off to Argentina. Myra Hindley sends her regards and good luck at the ballot boxes also.
I hope you die a particurlarly horrible death
You may soon get your chance…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/wales_politics/8030692.stm
http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/blogon/view_blog/2138/portrait_of_a_labour_mp_-%3Cbr%3Ehere_lies_truth
http://wrinkledweasel.blogspot.com/2009/05/pola-uddin-should-be-arrested-for-fraud.html
Gordon tube of brown you
tube you inside out
wash out we
Thread finished.
It is all shite.
I’ve just seen the ‘save the prime ‘mentalist” petition.What a joke ! In addition to Bonkers Brown there a another 130 deranged and hapless citizens requiring immediate sectioning.
I am fed up with it all..
Jackboots Smith has a nice arse
Gordon Brown stars in the next Batman movie as the Joker – see Youtube.
Half the world is full of shit – the other half can’t.
Does your mum know you’re out playing with old women?
try again, Sir Dick…
speak english, we need to know what you are saying…
Roll on the Suicide Season.
Won’t be long, soon as the expenses are listed…
thread definitely done….
What a bunch of fucking Hoons! Still, all of these self serving cun ts will be out of a job soon!
Check this out:
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/98623/MP-claimed-10-000-more-on-expenses-than-he-paid
It appears the number 10 ‘smear machine’ is in full flow again, anyone who could chalange Flash ends up being outed for expences, private jets……..
RIP New & Old Labour
Why hasn’t Charles Clarke been smeared? Does he have a skin condition?
DAILY EXPRESS “THE WORLDS’S GREATEST NEWSPAPER”
I read it for its modesty.
El Gordo ….. ‘koff you twat.
Gordon Brown is a fucking Hoon
why did my last post come up Gordon Brown is a hoon I typed Gordon Brown is a fucking c u n t – lets see if that comes up right
C U N T on this site is Hoon kindly get it right (Hoon is also a K u n T and that is another story.)
And we now know where Derek Draper will next be appearing in public
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/05/what-papers-say-about-brown-labour-hes.html
undelievable, these people have no conscience or dignity; i’m starting to think we need more than just a general election – the whole rotten edifice needs tearing down and a fresh start.
Mr Fawkes: the job won’t be finished until Dolly is excommunicated by his BACP brethern and banned from professional practise and McBride is on the dole.
Oh, pleeeeeaaze, not more fucking adverts…
Where do you think we are, America ??
Have a refund.
Only liebour sucklings believe the state should fund them, others work to earn!
The Two Dogs
Courtesy of Aesop….
A MAN had two dogs: a Hound, trained to assist him in his sports, and a Housedog, taught to watch the house. When he returned home after a good day’s sport, he always gave the Housedog a large share of his spoil. The Hound, feeling much aggrieved at this, reproached his companion, saying, “It is very hard to have all this labor, while you, who do not assist in the chase, luxuriate on the fruits of my exertions.” The Housedog replied, “Do not blame me, my friend, but find fault with the master, who has not taught me to labor, but to depend for subsistence on the labor of others.”
They think it’s their right to trough…..
I want to vote for a party which will have in its election manifesto a solemn promise to conduct a war crimes trial modeled on the International Military Tribunal, and that Blair and all his accomplices should stand trial before it.
An ‘enquiry’ is not enough. We all know enough to expect nothing from stage-managed enquiries conducted by some seedy silk or paid-for peer.
Any future government that does not proceed against the war crimes of New Labour will never be wholly credible – rather, it will carry New Labour’s crimes forward as crimes of its own.
Seconded… but extend it to be a Military and Economic War Crimes Tribunal before which the Bliar and Brown cabinets can be arraigned along with their accomplices and allies in the defence, intelligence and banking worlds
I wonder if the Hague have issued a secret warrant for Bliar yet
i rang the swine flu helpline last night .Terrible line,all i got was crackling. .
Rearrange these letters…..mucs htincgea..”
OK I’ll do it for you.
CHEATING SCUM
Amazing isn’t it, that the BBC have had twenty four hours in which to say something about this story but have so far neither mentioned it on their television reports nor their news website. What are they playing at?
Why oh why are you suprised? You didn’t really expect Uddin’s thieving to be reported did you?
The Lefties know full well that their days are numbered. This is now damage limitation to their “cause”.
The sooner the BBC are shut down the better. Parasites, the lot of them.
Amen to that ; at the very least the BBC should not have the licence fee.
It is not impartial;how much linger do we have to put up with this crap.
Why, is the theft of £100,000, from the taxpayer, by a peer of the realm, STILL not being reported further than the Sunday Times and here? Has the D Notice Committee been misused?
I think we should be told.
Also. Perhaps a non-story, for now (ah wait for the second wave of this ye doubting cynics…..) but why is Jock Sturgeon, the jock health secretary, the only one giving daily updates to the UK on pig flu? Doesn’t Englandistan also have it’s very own Health Secretary?
I think we should definately be fucking told.
Even the bastard Guardian has had to report the Uddin scandal now
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/03/baroness-uddin-second-home-expenses
and from the Brown Blackout Conspiracy- fuck nothing.
Re Uddin – I’m not suggesting that in this case it is but I think lawyers need to be reminded that while it’s proper to advance a client’s case with the utmost vigour it’s not proper nor ethical to support their case knowing it’s based on lies. – If proven then such behaviour can lead to serious disciplinary action & should it become a matter for the courts then it becomes a serious criminal offense to suborn perjury which could lead to imprisonment & disbarment
No 10′s new website……….
“Com-pare the smear Hoon dot com”
errrrrrrrrrrrr panic, panic
when I type ‘c**t it retypes HOON who is controlling this………I am not a number……….I am not number 6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oi Uddan – give us back our squids…………………………..
Re Milipedes request for a new plane, doesn’t RBS have one spare these days?
And after all, doesn’t our dear government now own RBS? Why not keep the money “in the family then”.
And how did she come by that HA 4 bed HOUSE then, eh? Spitalsfield Housing Association (the organisation providing this dirt-cheap accommodation to the needy) Board of Management contains:
* Ala Uddin – Vice-Chair
* Faruque Uddin – Housing Officer
* Abdus Uddin – Assistant Maintenance Officer
Easy!”
thanks Disgusted that explains everything Bloody parasites
Still now’t on the BBC Reckon Carter Fuck have been busy
I’ve posted this before but will suggest it again: the Land Registry records (and the help of a mole or two) will open up a treasure trove for the determined anti-trough campaigner. Second homes are notoriously difficult to finance sans huge actual income and or huge cash deposit upfront; many of our troughing friends will have had to resort to fibbing on mortgage application forms in one way or another to achieve finance.
So for example maybe obtaining a “main residence” mortgage then letting the property out or obtaining a buy to let mortgage on a claimed “main residence” or mortgaging a “main residence” when actually not there and living in a rented home etc.
There will be much fun to be had comparing what was stated in order to claim expenses versus what was stated in order to obtain a mortgage. Not to mention the joys of self certificated mortgages and comparing what was stated as salary versus stated as income.
And mortgage fraud is a straightforward criminal offence, no complications or faux “reviews” required, m’lud. Add into the mix the delicious prospect of the nationalised bankers plus McBroon’s FSA being forced to either pursue these matters or brazenly let people off and, er, you get my drift?
Have you people copped this brilliant ebay sale, as Uddin sells her home?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-bed-unfurnished-flat-Maidstone_W0QQitemZ200339045765QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Storage?hash=item200339045765&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
Martin
Listing removed by 9am Wednesday.
Yes indeed Max.
Somebody has a screen print somewhere of the ebay original, before it was pulled. It needs to be seen again.
Otherwise, it will , forever, remain a Lost Masterpiece. The Lottery Fund should be called to the rescue
gibblets
Following on from the Evening Standard’s ‘expose’ of Uddin being a ‘social housing tenant’ in Tower Hamlets one has to ask how this could be allowed. Perhaps Guido could contact Spitalfields Housing Association and ask one of the following officers:
* Ala Uddin – Vice-Chair
* Faruque Uddin – Housing Officer
* Abdus Uddin – Assistant Maintenance Officer
I haven’t seen any mention of it in the mainstream press as yet