Somebody really has too much time on his hands, it does remind Guido of one particularly confused night in Vauxhall with James Cleverly…
UPDATE : Huge hit with the Fawkes girls this morning “Dadda is a star!” Please don’t call social services…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
How many of these are gayists?
a confused night with James Cleverly. sounds interesting…
See what you have gone and made me do.
Alistair and Gordon are confused in this.
Last time you had a body resembling that, Guido, was when you owned an Action Man.
I feel sick. I thought this was a family blog.
What next? Hazel Blears pole dancing?
Pole dancing? I thank you to leave Stanislav out of your Hazel Blears fantasies.
It would have to be a very short pole.
You should have got the rolly pollies as body doubles, would have been far more realistic!
fuck my eyes!!!! and who are the other three fags?
Mekons v. Klingons
the hairy pecs have it.
Saponaceous Toad……. You are Simon Heffer and I claim my £5. Either that or a slightly more common Soapy Frog.
Dan Dare,
You mean Sarkozy?
I see you’ve been working out..
It takes someone with an ego the size of a planet to write a book about courage when their only experience of the forces is to occasionaly turn up for a photo op (but never for funerals mind). Only someone like Gordon Brown, having written a book on the subject could be part of any plan that says only men with gallantry awards are worthy of entry to Britain. What little understanding he has of what the forces do and what courage is needed to overcome your fears on a daily basis just doing your job, stepping out of your barracks and going on foot patrol in Afghanistan for example. That’s courageous. Too late the hero Gordon, you’re a pygmy amongst these men and their fellow soldiers: Tulbahadur Pun VC and Lachhiman Gurung VC
How true,he is not fit to lick the boots of serviceman (although I would imagine he has had a few sly ones off the wrist while thinking about just that).
Labour in general hate and fear the military as they are a constant reminder to them of all of their public and personal failings as politicians and people.
The Baron Harkonnens problems really started to kick in when he decided to start playing politics with the lives of servicemen in Iraq,and his biggest defeat has come from his attempt to betray,in the most insultingly transparent manner,OUR very own Gurkhas.
And our broken parlimentary system almost let it happen.
We are not living in the sort of ‘democracy’ that our forefathers would have recognised.And it is certainly not what so many of us servicemen and woman have fought for.
EU dictatorship and tax serfdom….how did things come to this?
The military has always held up its end of the bargain,perhaps its time the voters did the same and restored the country to what it should be.A free and independant nation.
Speaking of which, at the end of Obornes piece he points out Bruins response to an inquiry into Iraq has always been “after the troops pull out”. Err, like what happened this week? Methinks snot.
Well put, sir.
Guido do you have any info on the Labour vermin who are rumoured to be considering defecting to become Sarah Teather’s underlings?
Ask Paddy Ashdown.
Sarah Teather’s Underlings ? Do you mind I almost choked on my cornflakes!!!!
She was bemoaning her fallow stretch of no shagging a few months back – specialist market to be sure but all turkeys gobble. (Breakfast postponed)
Another Gang of Four? How exciting!
Just like the bad old days.
Could this split the vote and let labour in again in a hung parliament? I really couldn’t bear another 5 years of this.
hmmm sarah teather a bit too much hound for your pound
Sarah Teather. Eeeh, the LibDems answer to Margaret Beckett. As DelBoy once famously said, her face looks like its been set on fire and put out with a cricket bat.
Thanks. We all really value political comment from someone who thinks that how someone looks is the most important thing about them.
http://is.gd/w4FH
Oh My Gawd!!!!
Does that really require a lucid comment.
Oh dear. Guido that’s dreadful. The Fawkes girls are being very kind, do hope you realise that.
If you’re looking at Iain Dale’s blog try the less impressive picture of the Labour 2 from North Lincs porkbarrelling our money on self promotion. Perhaps bloggers in the area could give us a more accurate view of their activities.
Personally I’m off to sign the “sack Jacqui Smth for gross incompetence “petition on the No 10 web site which surprisingly has less than 1000 signatures – this before she starts publishing some bathpluggingly hypocritical PR to save her skin
The Porn Fiddler is a dead woman walking. Bruin wanted to sack her right away, but the fallout would be too costly even for him. It looks like hes lining her up for one last hoonious act which would turn the public against her totally, if they wern’t already. Wonder just what hes going to use her as the fallgirl for now – ID cards anyone?
Quick, gouge my eyes out.
guido your laziness is showing, there must be something to debate.
If we want to see this we know where dale’s site is………..take it off
have the Lib Dems got the balls to kill off Labour ?
They’re about to welcome several of their MPs according to Ashdown
No, they want to kill off that scumbag first.
OT
Polly Toynbee is suicidally despairing this morning:
In free fall without a parachute, unassisted suicide, accelerating the wrong way down a motorway – the death metaphors are flowing in a dark torrent of despair from Labour MPs. What made Gordon Brown hurl himself on that row of Gurkha kukri knives? Drowning at 19% behind in the latest polls, few think the party will come up for air a third time. That YouTube grinning death’s head is now a worldwide comic hit, while in the flesh the man looks more battered and hunted with each passing day. He suffers from tone deafness to everything.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/may/02/gordon-brown-labour-gloom
Polly has SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THE LIGHT!!! HALLEJULA BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! A SINNER REPENTS!! Or maybe not?
This is the third time she’s run away from Brown but as soon as he gives her one of his cheesy grins she goes running back to him.
I think they call it “battered wife syndrome”.
She’s “seen the light before” – several times before – she’s had more Damascene Conversions than people that have caught “Swine Flu”
“Oink Oink,” said Polly the Parrot.
I don’t think that Polly has seen the light yet.
Given the tone of comments (now allowed), even the River Dance troupe could take lessons from the footwork being displayed there.
She may open her eyes one day, but I am not holding my breath.
Gordon loses Polly.
Well it was inevitable.
Sky News just reporting Paddy Ashdown’s claim that “senior Labour politicians are preparing to defect to the Liberal Democrats”
Can Brown survive until the Euro elections in June?
Ben Bradshaw, Frank Field, Kate Hoey…….
Is Tony Blair about to endorse “Dave” as the next PM ?
Any bets on Quisling Davies undergoing a Lib Dem conversion? Fucking traitor!
And a few in the upper house.
Sadly I expect so but it would be good to think he’ll go soon. The things that are being written about him this morning are shocking, increasingly isolated, increasingly irrational decisions, the throwing of missiles and unpredictable tantrums, and this man, deaf and blind to reality, is in charge of our country – and none of his own dare oust him , gutless lot.
The resign e-petition is now at No 20 in the all-time populaity chart, shortly to be No 19 (just another 400 votes to go). Why aren’t the newspapers telling us how to give the moronic leader a bloody nose?
They are like rabbits in the headlights – it’s like a slow-motion car-crash – they can’t really believe that what started with so much promise is ending in disaster and failure!! Brown is hanging-on by his badly bitten fingernails but who will be the one to stamp on his fingers first ?
Good spot Ian – full list at http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/list/closed
Only 6000 behind “Make Jeremy Clarkson PM” in 15th place
It must be a slow news day.
Matthew Parris today:
“This gutless Cabinet must share the blame
Enough of Gordon Brown’s failings. Why didn’t his colleagues stand up to the bully over his farcical expenses plan?”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/matthew_parris/article6207111.ece
I loved the final sentence “To oblivion, then, with the whole damn lot.”
Let’s hope the ball keeps rolling relentlessly forward to that general election.
Devastating piece from Peter Oborne today. Implying that Brown is mentally ill and out of control:
“It would be better for his own sake, for the sake of the country, and certainly for the sake of the Labour Party if he quit office as soon as possible.
Consider first, the case of Gordon Brown’s own state of mind. I am informed that his personal behaviour has become erratic. He is increasingly prone to fits of rage.
‘I’ve a year to go. I’ve got a majority of 60. Do they realise that they will let the Tories in?’ he shouted as he confronted defeat in the Commons this week over the issue of MPs’ expenses and the settlement rights of the Gurkhas.
He regularly screams at officials, throws things and crumples up pieces of paper in fits of anger. According to one Downing Street aide, it is no longer possible to predict Brown’s moods………..”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1176438/PETER-OBORNE-So-hand-Brown-loaded-revolver-bottle-whisky.html
Brown is clearly mad and getting worse. All of this was predicted by Alistair Campbell, various senior civil servants in Downing St, etc
What were those Labour MPs thinking of electing a sociopathic deranged egotist?
Their pensions by any chance?
I’ve never seen ‘Labour MPs’ and ‘thinking’ used in the same sentence before.
I agree with Samee ‘ Labour MPs thinking’ is definitely an oxymoron. But ‘Labour MP’ does go with the second syllable of that word.
They voted for Tory B liar, but got over that and replaced him with gurning broon.
What’s that you said about not making the same mistake twice?
Solution .303 or .45 anyone?
Has he been watching the Downfall video series for inspiration?
In these troubled times its nice to see the fetish club in Vauxhall is still going strong dear.
Does it take you back to the 1980s at those SDP conferences? You couldn’t help yourself could you? Bet you still can’t. Oh – the shame…
I feel ill.
Hey stop your naval gazing. Dangerous times are upon us.
Peter Oborne reports (better late than never) that Gordon has gone MAD..He’s gone stark raving BONKERS.
“Consider first, the case of Gordon Brown’s own state of mind. I am informed that his personal behaviour has become erratic. He is increasingly prone to fits of rage.
‘I’ve a year to go. I’ve got a majority of 60. Do they realise that they will let the Tories in?’ he shouted as he confronted defeat in the Commons this week over the issue of MPs’ expenses and the settlement rights of the Gurkhas.
He regularly screams at officials, throws things and crumples up pieces of paper in fits of anger. According to one Downing Street aide, it is no longer possible to predict Brown’s moods – whether he’s going to be nice (indeed, the PM is still capable of being charming on occasions) or violently hostile.
The Prime Minister is sleeping less and less, refusing to take time off at weekends, and is becoming ever more isolated.
Indeed, his relationship with Alistair Darling has broken down to such an extent that – remarkably – Brown is behaving as if he had nothing to do with his Chancellor’s Budget delivered last month.
When asked about the financial measures, he perversely refers questions to Darling – despite the fact that he was intimately involved, dispatching a blizzard of memos to the Treasury ahead of the Budget.”
little wonder then that Poly wants Brown and Trident gone before the mad manic mincer of youtube blows up the world he thinks he is saving.
Where is his wife in all of this upheaval, can’t she exert a calming influence? or has she gathered up the children and escaped to Scotland?
He listens to no-one ! He’s in denial !
Also where are the the lobby hacks, why are they not asking Gordon straight questions about his state of mind and mood swings? The PM’s sanity is just a tad more important than Jacqui Smith’s husband’s taxpayer funded masturbating habits.
Hooked up with Lindsay Lohan’s ex in Hollywood?
I’m sure if Brown was to get a skinhead cut you would find the number of the beast, 666 engraved on his thick head.
And talking about long hot barmy summer days, what do they call a load of Labour tw*ats standing outside a hairdresser………….you’r right a BBQ.
When asked why with his skinhead cut & Doc Martins he kept pinching used condoms from the chemists Timothy Whites Brown cried out “because he didn’t want to bovver boots”.
I hear Gordon Brown loves that video and has emailed it to all his friends in Cape Cod.
I have a rival.
Give the fellow some electric shock – or better still, a frontal lobotomy!
So why does only Iain have a neck?
So your now typcast as a Conservative, bit of a letdown Guido.
Perhaps…. until they get into power.
Oh my eyes….
Of course Broon is nuts. Feckin hell, you dont’ need to be a shrink to see it. Look at him and trust your instincts: this man is deeply self hating, deeply fucked up, he cannot be trusted as PM. It’s no joke – he should be sectioned.
excellent gag fawkes. Far more appealing than our currrent government.
Deeply disturbing. But not as much so as that venue in Vauxhall that legendary night. By the way, what ever happened to all the lefties?
Bit of a change from the kind of tits you usually expose
Y’know, one of the fascinating aspects of Brown’s public disintegration has been the shade of Mandy in the background. I have to say that Mandelson has risen in my estimation.
He’s been riding several tigers for decades now, hopping from wild beast to wild beast, calming and directing them, while retaining his sanity himself. Sure, he’s a crook, an egotist, a liar, a selfish seeker after his own enrichement…. but at least he’s not mental. And I bet you could talk to the guy over a drink and have a sane, interesting, even amusing conversation. I don’t mind an ordinary decent villain. He’s bright too, and I bet he doesn’t figure on spending the rest of his life in a political wilderness so…. what is Mandy doing? Who is Mandy talking to? Where is he?
The press are full of Clegg and labour dissidents, but not a word about this suddenly silent kingmaker. Curious eh?
The LibDems have no truck with friends of Dorothy.
Probably because the hoon is quietly lining up allies to ensure that once Brown goes (or is kicked out) he, Lord Mandy of Boys, will slip off his ermine & become PM. I’d sooner have fucking Spliff as PM than him.
Excellent. Guido you are a gay icon. Make the most of it. You should be able to get plenty of free Guinness in Soho now.
yep, but they’ll want you to pick your pint off the floor!
Gordon, if I said you had a nice figure, would you hold it against me…….such a startling attractive man…….a mans man if ever I’ve met one. Love to see him in a kilt doing the Highland Fling, ……….off the top of the London Eye. Then he’ll have two.
How the hell can I afford £1 billion pounds for the bloody smelly Ghurkas when I have to borrow £600 billion over the next 4 years to pay for all these millions of lovely illegal strawberry nose picking immigrants who are going to vote for me.
Hear Hear!
Well yes very funny but has anyone seen the video of Malcolm ‘Three Tits’ Powers doing his ‘thang’at a Reading Labour Party xmas social?
62:An emphatic NO to yr ridiculous question.No such video exists..anymore than the one supposdedly showing Malcolm rogering a giant rat…
I’d try to go the full twelve rounds with her for sure! Probably all come to a finish before the end of the seventh mind…
I always suspected you batted for the other side.
“To live on in the hearts of others is never to truly die”……..NuLabour RIP……..stop picking your nose Gordon Brown, you could have picked a better one.
43995 – I’ve signed again
Who were the people in the video? I recognised Guido but thats all.
One was James Cleverly. He’s a tory London Assembly member. Not sure about the rest.
I’ve called social services.
Good taste demands silence, so this is my comment:-
Christ, I hate this novelty video shite.
Where is the strip club joint clip of Toynbee & Alibhai-Brown?