The PoliticsHome poll showing that 95% of Tories, 66% 0f LibDems and 50% of Labour voters think the Tories will win the next election is not much of a surprise.
That 8% of voters (who just happen to be LibDem supporters) surprisingly think the LibDems are going to win the general election suggests that they are either just extremely optimistic, mad or lying. Hmmm…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Well – everybody needs a dream!
From closet to cabinet and back again….
What a small world!
Have you seen the techno video of Dear Gordon?
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/techno-gordon-hes-hoping-to-be-dave.html
Saw this via Iain Martin’s blog – wonder where he’ll end up next…
As Mr. Jacqui Smith, I prefer my dreams wet.
A spot of KY on the palms does wonders!
Mr. Grimes, that is just the kind of decent advice focused on the aspirations of the decent, hard-wanking that my government has been lacking since I had to let Damien go. Fancy a job? Have you met my new mobile phone?
I have a dream – it involves taking taxpayer’s money and stuffing it in my ears.
bathplug minger?
Can I ponce a few quid, love? I need some KY to go with the pornos and the 88p butt plug.
I have a dream to save endangered species -
save the Brown Broon
don’t let this handsome species with its valuable genetic heritage disappear into the dustbin of history.
Go back to your constituencies and prepare for Government!!
When the Guardian have a go, you know Brown is fucked.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/30/gurkhas-nick-clegg-gordon-brown
It’s not over until Dame Micheal turns on them.
So what makes you all think there will be an election. McBastard’s secret meetings with Mad Bad Mugabe, and his obsession with Stalin, leads me to believe he is planning his one party state. Why bring the troops out of Iraq if not to quell the rioters. The old bill are getting a bit of training to back up the squaddies, and there are palns to turn Brummageham into one huge concentration camp.
Methinks your being a tad optimistic.
It’s taken two hours to type this using my nose…I can’t reach the buckles on the back fastening jacket!
I am shocked that it is only 8% are they sure ?
It is clear that 13% are certainly mad, because the survey shows that a further 5% of LibDums think Labour will win…
Don’t rule out Labour winning it. There’s an awful lot of client state voters out there, and they’re all sure to turn out and vote for their Hoonish jobs, salaries, pensions, and expenses. Well, wouldn’t you if you were an NHS smoking awareness adviser living in Middlesbrough, with no hope of a job in a million years if you’re sacked from the council?
Plus, that’s the problem with democracy. You always get governments selected by the biggest bunch of idiots.
And you’d have to be an idiot to vote Labour back in again.
Hence, they might actually do it. Especially if they can bring themselves to ditch Brown and bring in…. errrr…..
That’s where my argument falls down, of course. They haven’t got anyone else. Brown may be a McMentalist McNutter, but aside from Blair he’s still the best they’ve got.
Crikey! They wouldn’t bring back Blair, would they?
With the Nick Clegg ex-girlfriend vote they may just do it.
Or more likely are irritated by people ringing them up with silly questions!
Isn’t it 100% of Gordon Brown?
Opik.
Nuff said.
This is taking Positive Thinking a bit too far.
More like wishful
The question should of been followed up with…would you put 500 quid on that?
Is there anyone in the UK who would?
No-one has 500 quid these days, Brown has seen to that!
I don’t give a monkeys
I’d want to know what Paddy Power thinks.
OT but I see Brown has bottled it yet again with the expenses vote or lack of.
“8% of Lib Dem supporters” is a number so infinitely small it probably represents their entire shadow cabinet.
Crazy liberal extremists.
Just wot we need, a load of bleeding Liberals
I’m a Huhne!
You most certainly are after your performance on the BBC News Channel – trying to defend the indefensible
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1175249/Love-cheat-MPs-suicide-watch-expense-claims-threaten-expose-affairs.html
Guido – who are these MPs and ministers? Forget ‘is this Dave?’ and get back to the real business!
Seconded
Its all lies. Spin to pretend they would do the decent thing. They won’t. They have no shame at all.
If these reports are true may I make a suggestion, let them douse themselves with petrol on Parliament Green and light the blue touch paper. A further suggestion, Guido should organise coach trips so we can all watch and applaud before retiring to his favourite watering hole the “Westminster Arms” to quaff a few in celebration
If I was in a party I’d always say my party was going to win. But as I’m a petpetual abstainer-in-person (I spoil the ballot paper), I do genuinely believe that we’re going to get a majority this time. Come on ladies and gentlemen, you know it makes sense.
How do you spoil the ballot paper?
Large amounts of chocolate? Trips to Disneyland?
Enquiring minds want to know.
The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election. That’s not just incompetence but economic terrorism. So much for SHAMeron and his barmy army.
Someone’s had a good liquid lunch – all that cheap booze in the House is not going to wate then!!
Yup, you’re definately a troll.
Nobody cares. Get help.
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LABOUR LIST = numpty
Fancy using a name that appears on toenails blog that actually is a Liebour supporter shame on you.
It’s that Tosser Baiter.
Hardwidge you bore, why don’t you push off back to Toenails’ blog where they seem a bit more tolerant of you and your crypto-Buddhist musings?
In any event Labour seem to have done a fairly good job of depressing business confidence by utterly ruining the economy.
You are a troll. Why do people like you persist in having such a selective memory and being so abusive when you talk about people? You’re so stoked on arrogance and nastiness that you pile on more arrogance and nastiness in the hope it will make you look a star and shift the blame. This is the behaviour of a mad man who keeps making the same mistakes in the vain hope things will change.
This is the behaviour of a mad man who keeps making the same mistakes in the vain hope things will change.
Ho ho ho. Very good.
You had me going for a moment there but then I noticed there wasn’t the full-on trademark Feng Shui and the spelling and grammar are a lot more coherent. But that final one does it for me.
Excellent trolling Hardwidge-spoof. One Hardwidge is enough without you confusing folk pretending to be him.
“This is the behaviour of a mad man who keeps making the same mistakes in the vain hope things will change.”
You’re talking about the present PM, plainly. Penny dropped has it?
At first I thought you were a troll pretending to be Charles Hardwidge, then I remembered that Mr Hardwidge has frequently made a cock of himself on LabourList. Ergo you are Charles Hardwidge and you talk utter bollocks that 12 year old would be ashamed of saying.
Are you a mental case by any chance?
WTF? blaming the oppostion for the governments failure, is there no end to the newlabour blame shifting?
You socialist fuckwitts deserve to lose the next election if all you can do is blame someone else for all your own faults, did learn your childish blame shifting from your prime mentalist head banger Brown?
Try having a Tory budget under similar circumstances. From the brief bit I saw of Cameron putting on his best Mr Angry impression with a bonus artful voice croaking in places I didn’t see anything that addresses glass jawed heroes paying themselves too much or avoiding putting the collatoral damage of a recession into orange jumper suits. However bad off you think you are, I assure you, there’s much worse.
However bad off you think you are, I assure you, there’s much worse.
We all know that.
And we know who to blame too.
My best friend, Gordon, says that he’s going to plead asylum. That is, he wants to go back to the asylum.
That might be your opinion, but my opinion is that as soon as labour are physically out of number 10, the ftse and sterling will both go through the roof because the city (and the rest of the world) will finally get to see people in charge who have at least a basic understanding of economics and maths.
The tories are trying to scupper Brown’s/Labour’s economic plans because those plans are completely insane and are part of a scorched earth policy and will only end in economic annihilation.
Brown has inflicted economic terrorism on the uk since 1997. If you want to blame someone for destroying the economy/country, blame him; he’s been in charge of it for 12 years and we’re in the worst situation in the developed world because of it.
Peter Mandelson is succinctly describing the approach first advocated in the 6000 year old text we call The Tao. Yes, some people want “authoritative” and “rapid” moves but this merely stimulates arrogance and people falling over their feet like Keystone cops. Subtlety, cooperation, and patience are virtues. One needs nothing else. No brains. No posturing. No rushing here or there. Success, or recovery, happens in its own time and in its own way, naturally, if one acts in accord with the Tao.
Rushing in with a pneumatic drill and hammering away at a piece of rock would merely create a pile of gravel, but the master craftsman works steadily and surely and allows the masterpiece to emerge from the rock. They move as accurately and fast as the tools and rock allow not how vanity or the cheering of the crowd would have them. Worry and gossip distracts from this. Best just get on with it and be happy.
The difference between Labour and the Tories is clear. While the Tories would act butch and get people worked up, Labour are less focused on building monuments to ego and storming barricades, and looking at growing the recovery. This is less a boxing in and closing down process and more a creative and opening up process. They’re not seeking to control the uncontrollable but are welcoming of the opportunity the world has in abundance. The Tories cry recession. Labour cry renaissance!
“Labour are less focused on building monuments to ego and storming barricades.”
Sorry, what rock have you been under for the last twelve years?
I don’t know a single person on the planet (other than scousers and geordies) who will even think about voting for Labour.
They are doomed…….. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEDDDDD!!!
Priceless. Vintage Hardwidge moonshine. Have you got a window open from some of his prior art and are just cut’n'pasting? Just like him in places. Very funny.
Sorry I couldn’t be bothered to read it all though. It’s like a Brown speech. Seen it all before.
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Excellent trolling though. Don’t let me stop you.
Again, another troll comment. Why does Guido allow such rubbish on his blog? LabourList isn’t perfect but at least it’s properly moderated and deals with the real issues.
Not ‘real issues’ Charles. Big Issues.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be Prime Minister you know.
Fuck off Brown.
Gordon Brown is the country’s biggest terrorist and we all need protection from him.
Sorry everyone for being a twat. The nurse is bringing me my tea and biscuits. My good friend, Mr. Timney is coming soon. He says he’s got a couple of good films for me to watch. Hainault Boutique I think one of them is called. He said it has a good opening scene.
This is the behaviour of a mad man who keeps making the same mistakes in the vain hope things will change……
Sounds just like Gordon Brown to me.
Oh dear me – now that Dolly Draper has disappeared up his own email, Mr Hardwidge ‘I’d blog but I’m too lazy’ has popped up here.
You really are a weapons grade bore.
Go back to Labourlist and posting comments at 0300 when there are just oodles of visitors online.
*yawn*
Plato, stop trying to get my attention with trolling and flamebait. I won’t discuss anything with people who pull those strokes so get used to the idea.
Draper doesn’t need to resign from LabourList. He just needs to focus on being a figurehead and put bums on seats. If he sticks to what he’s good at and lets someone else who’s better at building sites like Labour List do what they’re good at things should take off.
If Labour step up a gear it will leave the Tories wishing they’d never tried it on. The Tories have thrown their biggest punch and if Labour seize the opportunity it will leave the Tories feeling impotent and scared.
‘Draper needs to focus on being a figurehead’
He’s far too busy focusing on being a Dickhead.
>Draper doesn’t need to resign from LabourList. He just needs to focus on being a >figurehead and put bums on seats. If he sticks to what he’s good at
Which is what, exactly?
If you are not Dolly in person, then you must be a still more ridiculous creature previously regarded as mythical – a loyal supporter of Dolly. Why yes, how could I not see it – the man is a political genius, scrupulously honest and possesses impeccable professional qualifications.
Or are you Anton? I can sympathise. That scruffy bastard sprawled on the sofa weeping into his White Lightning in front of Jeremy Kyle all day tends to put a damper on things. I was saying to these three sailors while we were queuing on the stairs there with our little numbered tickets – it’s enough to put a fellow off his stroke!
Oh shit, Charlie Hardwidge has turned up here; bored with Labour listing badly are you Charlie? Nick Robinson is getting a right roasting on the LBC.
Now what are your Zen feelings on Gordon Brown’s future?
Charlie, where ya been???
Is one’s Zen-like state taking a bit of a battering??
Do you have some kind of mental disorder?
If so, there’s someone I can recommend for you:-
http://www.derekdraper.net/home.htm
I don’t “do” debate or care much for people being rude. I’m just happy having conversation and if some people want to roll up just to knock chunks out of people they need calling on that.
If the Tories weren’t such a policy free zone and so unkind I’d have more time for them but you have nothing to offer and want to own the whole pie. So, you might want to revise your comment.
I was wrong, you’re not the real Charles, just a brilliant parody.
Yep. Parody of Hardwidge. But then Hardwidge himself is a parody. Some fantastic throw away stuff earlier on though. Did you see…
This is the behaviour of a mad man who keeps making the same mistakes in the vain hope things will change.
Hahahahahaha. Priceless. The real Hardwidge would never have slipped in one like that.
There’s a distinct whiff of mincer in the air. Can’t say for definite – just a gut feeling.
I am getting very bored with this person Charles Hardwidge, life is to short, I am off visit Iain Dale!
“Try having a Tory budget under similar circumstances”.
OK then- tell Brown to fuck off, call a snap election and you’ll get your wish.
Very good. Extra pudding for you.
Shouldn’t you be giving ‘special advice’ to someone?
Barking, clearly barking.
But then that’s labour for you.
Either common thieves or barking mad.
Watch your back Hardwad…The Gnome sees all, hears all, knows all…Beware!!
I’ve always rather admired that “go back to your constituencies and prepare for Government” element of the Lib-Dems; that optimism so keenly promulgated before elections, and so soundly crushed after elections.
OT but the tears of laughter running down my face are threatening to drown the dog.
“Mr Byrne said that we had seen “the smack of firm government” on the expenses issue, arguing that MPs had been galvanised into action on reform as a result of the Prime Minister’s proposals via YouTube last week.”
BBC News
The only “firm smack” seen anywhere near this bunch of incompetent fuckwits is the massive upper-cut delivered by that part-time cookery teacher to her tax-funded masturbating husband.
LOL
If I get within arms reach of these fuckers, you’ll hear the smack 300 yards on a clear night.
Economists agree the British economic fundamentals are broken, and Tory plans would just reinforce that. Any whining is just people rushing for the easy way out. There are no easy ways out.
The Tories always shrink the economy and redistribute wealth from the bottom to the top. Cameron even did a bit of projecting in his budget reply and hinted that the Tories might cheat other countries by not playing fair with the G20 agreements. Did anyone else see that? Way to crash the economy and make Britain the leper of the world.
I remember the peeling paint and cold classrooms, and having to wait for hours during a nurses strike with a suspected broken ankle. That doesn’t happen now but it’s nothing I have to thank the Tories for.
My mother told me about the Tories when I was young and I got suckered when I was old enough to vote. It bit me in the ass and I haven’t fogotten that. They’re still the same nasty party but it looks like they’re suckering people again.
Ho, hum. Nobody learns.
Hello, Dolly!
Rabid rebuttal unit still going strong is it?
Is it me – or do all these NuLab hoons come on here after lunch – obviously they’ve only just got up – still in their jim-jams.
I see the insults and name calling have started.
If people’s position wasn’t so empty they wouldn’t pull that trick.
I must be truly awesome if you’re that desperate.
Right now it’s Labour that are shrinking the economy you tit.
Go away you troll.
I got suckered before I was old enough to vote and she bit me on the bum.
If you don’t have anything relevant to say, why do you even bother?
@ The Hoon #73
Because I Can.
Do you also remember the constant power cuts, 3 days weeks, going to the IMF to get charity money after labour led us into bankruptcy, no rubbish being collected, 90% tax rates, constant strikes forcing the country to grind to a halt, everybody who was talented/intelligent leaving the country?
Do you then remember when all that destruction created by labour last time was carefully unpicked and corrected by a tory government which was willing to make the right decisions for the overall good of the country?
“Nobody learns” – that’s true in the case of labour supporters.
Labour: voted in by empty minds, voted out by empty wallets.
Never a truer word spoken.
“economists agree the British economic fundamentals are broken”
WHO FUCKING BROKE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN YOU MORON?
“the Tories always shrink the economy” Oooooh really? So the newlabour depression hasnt shrunk the economy then?
Every socialist regime has left the economy in worse shape than when it went into office, you must be a senior party commissar to spew out such verbal shite and believe it, we no longer believe your socialist lies, piss off and tell your stories somewhere else.
He’s not Hardwidge. He’s a troll (mind you so is Hardwidge) but if you’re going to respond to a (pretendy) Labour imbecile then you’d want it to be to the real faux deal wouldn’t you?
Charles – being an entrepreneur and political analyst – why aren’t you working for the government? I would imagine they could do with a modicum of common sense rioght now.
…..what – in the same way that we’ve all be suckered by Labour?
The strikes haven’t even begun yet, Charles, but they will, I can assure you.
….and Charles – nearly 35,000 people have signed a petition for Gordon to resign. Are they all wrong as well?
If you knew anything about politics and statistics (which I do, being an entrepreneur and political analyst) you would understand that this petition has no real numerical meaning. Anyone can sign an internet petition (as long as they enter a UK postcode) and Gordon Brown has a formidable 18,000 majority in his constituency.
I suspect CH may be a certain Further Education Minister wiling away his afternoon hours on the office computer.
Nah. he’s a polytechnic lecturer.
you ignorant stupid twat
Tories the nasty party ?? Run that past the Gurkhas and see if you don’t get a kukri up your Khyber.
But Charles – will he still have such a formidable majority when the elections come around? His popularity is now at an all time low and everyone I’ve spoken to (be they labour or conservative) all think he’s finished.
Charlie old boy -
Aside from the fact that you are a crazed lunatic who talks absolute bollocks, the only reason I still visit Labourlist is to have a good laugh at the drivel you post.
Keep it up, we’ve got another year of this shit to go through and your inane ramblings are like a stream of amusing bat’s piss.
Why don’t you have a lie down, Chas love? It’s lack of blood sugar that’s makes you have these funny turns, Chas. Go on, have a nice lie down, and I’ll get you one of those nice soft biscuits that you like, and the doctor will be round later when he’s had a cuppa himself.
Hang on a minute- oh, you’re a naughty boy, Chas. You’ve shit yourself again. That’s the third pair of pyjamas this week. You’re a dirty bugger at times. If you need the toilet, just tell one of the nurses and they’ll take you. Instead you get all carried away with these fantasies and you forget yourself, don’t you? Dirty boy.
Sorry about this but I am just a bit too hung over to respond to the likes of Charles Hardwidge today; if anyone is interested just go to my Online Automatic Complaint Generator and keep hitting refresh. It’s the rebuttal that keeps on rebutting.
Yep, as soon as he mentioned mother, my suspicions were confirmed. Definitely a mincer.
You are Harman Pride and I claim my £5. Sorry £2.25 less Labour’s pay of the future debt tax
Hi Charles – I recall you stating on Toenails blog that you have never voted.
Until you can get some consistency in your fairy tales why don’t you fuck off.
Tootle pip
FFS… people like you are the reason people like me HATE Labour.
Lack of common sense, anyone?
Go back to Labour List and peddle your nonsense there.
I understand it now.
Brown is really a Tory which is why he abolished the 10%tax rate to the lowest paid so that he could give a big fat pension to that friend of the Scottish Labour Party; Fred Goodwin.
It all makes sense.
In power for 12 years I give you LoonHoon McSnot and his merry band of wank robbers, but its still the Tories fault – Liebour are just such Stazi twats.
Name the experts and post the links, Charlie boy, you lying c.unt!
This is why the Lib Dems will never gain power:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aitlkZ4TuOs
What a twat!
Holy…fucking….shit.
That’s just made me say goodbye to the perfectly acceptable pork pie I had for lunch.
Oh! The horror!
That was so terrible that I visited another video in the Fix campaign.
It was so embarrassing that I’ve blogged it.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/next-william-hague.html
Watching it once is one time too many!
tunes big respect anybody getting money out here.
Life in the suburbs, blood. The barz are hard but the chick on the chorus is swag real talk.
They make tha own entertainment, Innit?
O/T, but good to see diddy Alan Duncan use the ‘descent into lunacy’ charge against McDoom at the (non) MP’s expenses vote.
He might redeem his HIGNFY performance yet!
Old Toenails come back from his holidays to find his whole political world turned upside down. Hope Cameron kicks the bald Huhne out of his next press conference.
Toenails too busy getting splinters out of his arse from so much fence sitting. Woeful commenting on yesterday’s vote – can’t actually see far from where he is at the moment. His vision should clear after the next enema…..
The greatest political commentator in the world went of to a footie match, says it all really.
Did his side win? Who paid for his ticket? Or did he claim it on BBC expenses?
Another petition which deserves support:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
Done.
Done
Done
Done…. i see Gordo’s signed it
100% of labour voters are mad.
Perhaps those 8% of libdems voters who think the libdems will win an outright majority are also mad, but to be honest the libdems do have a very good chance of becoming the official opposition.
Does the 8% figure include my rentboys?
They are your rent boys.
The sea of green is still showing on the mp’s allowances debate and a suprising thing is the count about 10 women mp’s on the tv long shot so Harriet Harperson is moaning about not enough women in the HOC,where are the women MP’s now Harriet Harperson are they all having their hair done.
God, no – have you seen their hair??
Lesbian prison warder, or psycho gym mistress? I can never make up my mind.
I had to keep plugging away until I hit LIB 39 LAB 19 CON 29 into Baxter for a LIB majority of 10.
Can anyone explain why Gordon is still PM? I bet fewer then 8% of anyone can figure out what the flying fuck today’s Commons balls up was in aid of….
Depends on how big the swing is.
They are not playing golf on taxpayers money now – are they?
No, pocket billiards.
That depends on how far the gibbet is from the barrel.
Only 8%?
Yes and Yes !
34,572
Stop trolling about your idiotic petition!
Why not set up a petition of your own, widgey
fuck off!
21st Century Labour, Master Baiter, Jimmy, No more Tory Toffs, Welfare State, George Osbourne and Now Chales Hardwidge.
You are the same HOON and I claim £5.
Oh Charles, stop all this nonsense and come and give me a cuddle
Go on, you know you want to ;0)
Idiotic, eh?
Or representative of the mood of the country?
Go swivel Hardwad!!
‘Ere stop messin about
Elementary – surely this is a 6% solution.
(O/T) I see that the US government are taking a harsh line on flu victims:
“We’re also actively monitoring travelers at our land, sea, and air ports. We’re watching them for signs of illness, and we have appropriate protocols in place to deal with those who are sick. Precautions are being taken to protect travelers and border personnel. Anyone exhibiting symptoms is being referred to an isolation room where they can be evaluated by a public health official before proceeding to their destruction.”
http://www.dhs.gov/ynews/releases/pr_1241056994692.shtm
We need a similar policy for anyone infected with the deadly Labour Voting Virus
I note that we are now scaled up to No. 5 on the swine-flu richter scale.
Alan Johnson told us how serious this is, backed up by Liam Donaldson, but givernment have not closed our borders, or stopped anyone from going out of the country. The people who have supposedly been infected are improving daily.
If it really was this serious, surely governmenet would be pulling out all the stops to get this under control – unless it already is…!!
Oh come on. It’s obvious what’s happening. This is being blown up out of all proportion so that Brown can proclaim that not only can he contain animal diseases ‘successfully dealt with foot and mouth crisis’ but he can tame plague and pestilence in the human population.
He’ll be on TV banging on in his extraordinary braggart style about how he ‘managed’ the crisis ‘successfully’. ‘Took the right decisions’. ‘Getting on with the job’. ‘Right thing to do’.
The alternative is that it really is a pandemic and a million or so of us are dead by July in which case he’ll be absolutely delighted because nobodies eye will be on the fucked up economy then. He can print as much money as he likes and fly around the world grandstanding at even more meetings.
Oooooh, he’d really love that.
We are the best prepared country in the world to deal with this.
Now we know what Dubya is doing in retirement!
Of course if it really is a pandemic on the way and it goes on into next year then he may well have a perfect excuse not to call the election! We’ll all be told to stay at home just like Mexico.
Thankfully, the symptoms are easy to spot – excessive window-licking
I see Millibanana maintains his normal standard in foreign climes:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/30/sri-lanka-tamil-tigers
8% are hopeless optimists, so probably Lib-Dem members. It is the 5% of Lib-Dems who think Labour are going to win who are as mad as a box of frogs!
It is the 5% of Lib-Dems who think Labour are going to win who are as mad as a box of frogs!
You are right there, these people are clearly as mad as a box of hoping mad frogs, living on some other planet then the rest of us. Excuses for which are hard to find, and likely not worth looking for.
However there is just one thing we must never forget, and that is,
EVENTS dear boy, EVENTS.
So, with the PM dead in the water having lost all authority and being forced to pull the expenses vote purely to save face, what’s on the BBC news home page on its top stories?
‘Hot and dry’ UK summer forecast -
The UK is “odds on for a barbecue summer”
No mention of the fact that Parliament has descended into complete farce and is being driven by a lunatic, unless you scroll down a long way to an easily-missed subsection.
Those wankers at the bbc should be shot for treason.
More like insanely optimistic or childishly dishonest, but we can hardly blame them for that. After all if you asked Newcastle United fans, at least 8% of them would claim their team are going to not only stay up, but are going to win a piece of important silverware at sometime in their beloved clubs future.
Of course any sane individual, that knows anything about football, knows this to be IMPOSSIBLE.
What we need is a Conservative government, holding a massive majority, and an active and united opposition. Along with a media that at least tries not to be completely FASCIST in nature, all of the time.
What we will undoubtedly get however, is yet another elected dictatorship, controlled and influenced by the MSM. Which, as we should all by now plainly see with our own eyes, acts solely in the interests of a small number of horrendously authoritarian criminal elites. The worst possible offender in this regard being The BBC, with Murdoch coming in a close second.
It’s the best club in the world!
The Tories always shrink the economy and redistribute wealth from the bottom to the top. Cameron even did a bit of projecting in his budget reply and hinted that the Tories might cheat other countries by not playing fair with the G20 agreements. Did anyone else see that? Way to crash the economy and make Britain the leper of the world.
You really don’t know what you’re talking about do you? Clearly you’re back to your usual Trollish little tricks.
What – like the way Bliar gave back our substantial rebate to the EU, then?
How many billions did Brown give to the banks, you know the ones stuffed with “toffs” and the uber rich and who is going to pay for this largesse?
Will poor people who the Labour parteh constantly pledge their undying love for, will they be forced by law to pay for the bankers failures?
Thought so.
Hardwad you really are a tiresome little tit.
Why don’t you run off and play with your little pal Snot-Gobbler
and give us all a bit of peace?
I think you will find many other G20 countries already don’t play fair. Are they lepers and outcasts?
I think you will find that the current government is making a fine job of shrinking and crashing the economy. Record breaking in fact.
No need to be rude Charles
I was very interested in a political career after my pop one ended. I met a very nice lib dem man who promised me big elections in my fanny. But I said I don’t want to move to Wales!
Thank God for that.
Then move to Italy where you’ll find just the man for you.
It just shows they have sense of humour.
You want ‘MAD’ eh?
Absolutely barking?
Stark staring bonkers?
Madder than a cow with BSE?
Madder than Mad Jock McMental in 10 Drowning Street? (well ok; maybe not that mad)
but how about Liam Byrne:
“Mr Byrne said that we had seen “the smack of firm government” on the expenses issue”
http://www.politicshome.com/Landing.aspx?Blog=7476&perma=link
Read it and weep (with laughter)
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave sometime ago:
OT but the tears of laughter running down my face are threatening to drown the dog.
“Mr Byrne said that we had seen “the smack of firm government” on the expenses issue, arguing that MPs had been galvanised into action on reform as a result of the Prime Minister’s proposals via YouTube last week.”
BBC News
The only “firm smack” seen anywhere near this bunch of incompetent fuckwits is the massive upper-cut delivered by that part-time cookery teacher to her tax-funded masturbating husband.
Using Byrne logic:
I won.
I tell every labour canvasser I am definitely going to vote for them. Serves 2 purposes – fucks up the opinion polls (we all know the outcome anyway) and gives me a warm glow inside as I say to myself “there you go, see how you like being lied to”.
I once convinced a tele researcher i was a Gay,BNP supporting Muslim! I wonder how that affected the demographic
I hope you feel really proud of your self. Well done.
Now go away you Troll.
Aren’t you the dick brain who pisses everyone off on Draper’s site? Troll indeed.
No. Don’t do that. Pretend not to understand where they’ve fucked up the economy. Keep them on the doorstep for half an hour while they explain, to the best of their understanding, how the UK’s economic meltdown has nothing to do with Gordon Brown.
Then tell them you’re convinced and ‘Yes actually you would like a lift to the polling station’. Then when you get there vote ABL (Anybody but Labour).
This serves a number of purposes. You get a free lift to the polling station but most importantly you prevent them from lying and confusing half a dozen older folk.
Lying to the Labour liars because it’s the right thing to do.
We don’t have Liebour round our way (thank gawd), in fact I don’t think they would have the courage.
I’m really bored Guido.
Hope you’ve got a juicy story lined up for this Bank Holiday’s papers…
You’re kidding yourself if you think Labour is finished. Gordon still has some tricvks up his sleeve, believe me. He hasn’t been a top politician for two decades without knowing being able to punch his weight.
If Labour step up a gear it will leave the Tories wishing they’d never tried it on. The Tories have thrown their biggest punch and if Labour seize the opportunity it will leave the Tories feeling impotent and scared.
Has he been taking lessons from Two Jags Prescott?
Think I meant Two Jabs…
One for flu, obviously
Fuck off! Seriously!
Gordon doesn’t do ‘tricks’ does he?
He does ‘the right thing to do’, ‘it’s started in America’, ‘it’s global’.
They’re called ‘lies’, not ‘tricks’.
We don’t want any more of Brown’s tricks. Or his lies, smears or downright incompetence, either.
We want someone who can get the country out of the shit that Brown has landed us in.
You are flogging a dead horse. After f*cking up just about everything he has touched, Brown is now finished. The Labour party has shown that it lacks the spine to rid itself of Incapability Brown and there is no way the deluded fool will leave voluntarily, so he is going to have to be kicked out.
Fair enough. The added bonus of him trying to hang on to the bitter end is that in doing so he will render Labour unelectable for a generation.
This is hilarious stuff.
Simple textual analysis reveals this Hardwidge loon to be none other than that poofter Harman_Scum.
yeah, yeah, yeah, that monocular jock tosser couldnt even punch a fucking bus ticket.
“He hasn’t been a top politician for two decades. . .” – spot on with that. He hasn’t.
“. . . without knowing being able to punch his weight” (sic)- he’s harder when he shouts and chucks mobile phones, though.
Charlie – another one for you old boy. Who wrote this?:
“Obscured by the cordite and noise of battle, Prime Minister Brown’s take-off had all the appearance of a lumbering Wellington bomber but as it looms closer is emerging as a svelte Spitfire. The recent well received policies are like wheels lifting from the ground. Appointments, the trimming of flaps. Media welcome, the pull of joystick and roar of Merlin engine.”
More like a Bolton-Paul Defiant I’d say. An utterly useless aeroplane.
I also said:
“Thanks for the article, Nick. It was insightful and a good read – very captivating and reflective. I think, it hits a few nails on the head about Prime Minister Gordon Brown and the new team. The Prime Minister spent many years in the treasury in the same way Steve Jobs did with Next Computer, and bringing in his own team reflects the reverse takeover by Jobs when he returned to Apple.
As Steve Jobs faced a declining market for the Apple Macintosh and Apple’s own next generation Operating System, Rhapsody, was stuck in development hell, so the Prime Minister’s vision and bringing in the best of the best are set to create the OS X of government policy. How can the Tories Windows and Liberal’s Linux compete? Answer: they can’t. You have cool, or you don’t.”
I stand by every word.
Hardwad, you are so full of shit it’s laughable.
Go and play with yourself someplace else.
Cameron’s life of gloss shows he’s too shallow to lead.
Cameron has lead a life of spin. He learned his trade at the Tory Research Department, during which it is revealed today (in the Independent) he took a trip to South Africa funded by a company which lobbied against sanctions on the apartheid regime.
In Cameron on Cameron, by Dylan Jones, the Conservative leader says his experience taught him “that spin and PR will not get you where you want to go, and that the truth is the most important commodity.”
But the truth has never been the most important thing to Dave.
Cameron had to apologise in February after one of his staff changed the Wikipedia entry for Titian to try to win a bizarre argument with Gordon Brown over the artist’s age.
The stories about how Cameron invited the media to his holiday in Cornwall last summer, but not to his real holiday on a yacht on the Turkish Riviera, showed that he is desperate to hide his wealth.
One of the perceptions that he cannot shake, according to Tory internal polls, is that he will always back the rich.
In Dylan Jones’ book, Cameron boasts about his years in PR: “Basically I got to know the City”, “I was the front man in terms of talking to brokers and understanding the markets”, “I spent a lot of time with other media companies, but much more time with highly paid analysts at Goldman Sachs and Merrill Lynch.”
He is for the moment, understandably, trying to distance himself from his past associations with bankers.
An understanding of the importance of presentation has been essential to a man who needed to change the poor public perception of his party. But though PR is his strength it is also his weakness. Britain will not choose an ex-PR man for PM.
Lets’ look at Cameron’s big Whitehall cost cutting exercise. He’s acting like he’s got some uniqie and pain free solution but my guess is, at best, he’s just ripping off Kaizen, which I floated online a long, long time ago. Well, Kaizen can help but makes demands of the more stupid management they don’t always want to swallow. Plus, without a decent development plan any savings will just get frittered on jollies.
Deadwood Cameron has all the charisma of brown corduroy.
Hoon
If you want to resort to insults then Cameron’s a patronising thickie. The plus side is that if you climb the mountain of Cameron’s arrogance to it’s snow peaked tip you should be able to slide down his sneer on the other side. Don’t forget to pack your skis.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue.
I see you’ve bunked off early from LabourList.
Pull up a chair – Guido doesn’t mind if the “trolls run riot”.
Most trolls I’ve run into are frustrated or lack social skills, and have a pathologically inflated sense of their own worth. The tiny hardcore (about 1%) never change. If they acted like that in the real world they’d be in jail or mental hospital.
A bit like you then I’d imagine.
Naaaaah. Here in the UK we have one for Prime Minister.
Who is this twat Hardwedge anyway….GO AWAY!!!!
It’s the poofter Harman_Scum_Pride
“Britain will not choose an ex-PR man for PM.”
We get a choice now? Fantastic!
I thought we just had un-elected, failed student union, incompetents thrust upon us!
This is great news!
Cameron’s latest slogan is “Now for Change”. “Now” and “change” are key parts of Zen Buddhism. I remember joking some months back when I wondered how long it would take a humble and tearful Cameron to embrace Zen Buddhism. Now we know. Talk is cheap, and Cameron’s full of that.
Can Cameron say what solutions he’s got to problems, explain the reasoning behind them, or quote the people and examples that help inspire his understanding? If he was yanked away from his scripts and briefings would the guy be able to stand up? Like the class deadwood middle-manager we all hate, I suspect he can’t.
There is no debate, only reality.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue.
Do you seriously think that Brown is not wealthy?…or Darling, or Harman, or Smith, or Blears?
They have all got their noses in the trough – Labour and Conservative alike and we’re picking up the tab.
If faced with the choice of a PM who can’t even begin to think about organising the proverbial piss up in a brewery, let alone running the country, or Dave – I’d take Dave every time.
I’ve been made redundant – along with a million or so other people. What exactly has Gordon done for me……..NOTHING!
You may think this is OK but I certainly don’t.
So what?
The Tories secret policies are so effective they have to hide them in secret while the econonmy is suffering just so they can win an election. Or, maybe, they’re just conning people? Their ideologically driven opposition in parliament has already cost the British economy up to £15 billion per annum. What makes you think these Tory brainiacs have a clue about actually helping things?
Charles Hard-On is well-known for trolling “right-wing” blogs. Please don’t encourage him by feeding him.
If you have been made redundant I hope you find a job soon, it’s not going to be fun.
Under a Conservative regime you can expect to be stigmatised, told you’re rubbish and a leach. If you have children you can expect even worse treatment for them.
If you think the financial crisis and the consequent economic slump would have been less severe under a Conservative regime, you are mistaken.
Well said Master. Does anyone really think te notorious phoney Cameron and his Shadow Cabinet of Old Etonian toffs is in touch with ordinary people?
Hilarious. Wanker baiter and poofter Harmam_Scum_Pride posting within seconds of each other.
No, surely not. Yes. they’re one and the same individual.
That should be “Cameron has led”, you illiterate hoon.
Edukashun, edukashun, edukashun…
Anything relevant to say? Troll.
Have you???!!!
See Post 80/116
..and at least Cameron DID apologise. Something we have yet to hear from the lips of our PM.
Actually Gordon Brown HAS apologised, you Troll. What do you expect from him? To grovel on all fours and kiss your boots?
Exactly when was that then? I don’t ever remember him actually saying the word “sorry”.
“I don’t ever remember”
It’s not my fault, or Gordon’s fault if you can’t remember. Try drinking less and meditating more. Were you educated under Thatcher?
When did Brown apologise? I must have missed that.
“Actually Gordon Brown HAS apologised, you Troll. What do you expect from him? To grovel on all fours and kiss your boots?”
Well that may be a start.
Oh yes, terrible. You seem to have forgotten that Gordon Brown has just spent years telling us how outrageous pay and bonuses in the city are a good thing. Wow, he was bang on there clearly…
Cameron and the Tories are deliberately undermining the economy just to get elected. In a lot of South Asian countries they’d be in jail for economic terrorism.
You might have a point there.
As has been mentioned before, they would have a job to undermine it since the fantastic policies brought in by the man who has been in charge of the nations finances for more than a decade have already caused it to well and truly collapse.
Oh, there you are, you scoundrel
Cherie Darling says:
April 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Oh Charles, stop all this nonsense and come and give me a cuddle
Go on, you know you want to ;0)
Stop stalking me you Troll.
Now that you’ve lost the debate, you resort to mindless insults. Tory Trolls are all the same.
Come on Charles – when did Brown actually say sorry?
We’d like an answer Charlie
“I don’t ever remember”
It’s not my fault, or Gordon’s fault if you can’t remember. That’s your problem, not mine.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue.
You lost the argument Chas……we all know that Brown didn’t actually say the word. No point in skirting around it – he just can’t bring himself to admit he’s wrong.
shellingout,
No you lost the argument, you troll. Just saying it doesn’t make it so.
What do you expect Gordon Brown to say?
What do you expect Gordon Brown to say?
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
“Britain will not choose an ex-PR man for PM.”
I can understand that you are in denial but I am afraid that is exactly what is likely to happen.It doesn’t matter what you personally think about Cameron. At the end of the day the voters have made their minds up about Brown and as a result will destroy Labour at the polls – the only choice you have is whether you stick with Brown and face certain wipe out and less than 200 seats in the post June 2010 Parliament or you ditch Brown(the last possible date for this being October 2009) seek a more voter friendly leader who can possibly save what can be saved of the Labour Party and possibly reduce the Conservative majority and rebuild in Opposition to fight the 2014/2015 election. They are the only options now left to Labour.
It must be a bitter dis-illusionment for you after the all the promise and hope that washed through the country on 1 May 1997 as Blair walked into No10 with a mandate and the goodwill of the electorate to do almost anything he wished. All alas squandered by Brown’s pettiness and his feeling of being deprived of what he felt was his proper legacy – leadership of the Labour Party by Blair. A bigger man would have put aside his own vanity and worked with Blair rather than schemed against him and put obstacles in his way at every turn until he and his acolytes were able to force out the only man Labour had who could deliver “Middle England” and £ consecutive terms and possibly even 4 for the Party but that of course is the tragedy of Brown – a man gifted in many ways but also cursed by his own pyschological make up.
At another time and in another place I will feel sorry for him but not NOW – the fate and future of the country is too important to allow him to remain as Prime Minister and that is why he MUST go – either by the Labour Party replacing him or by him losing the General Election and if that means finishing the Labour Party electorally – then so be it !!
Brown is gifted in only one way. The self-promotion of James Gordon Brown. Outside that very confined arena he is an imbecile. An economic imbecile. A moral imbecile. A presentational imbecile.
He is the very model of a modern fucking imbecile.
His only supporters are those who, having been taken in, cannot bear to acknowledge that the emperor does in fact have no clothes.
Millions of litlle kids are pointing at him in the street giving it ‘Hahahahaha Gordon, we can all see your willy’.
“at the end of the day”
is a claptrap signal
All them cornfields, and ballet in the evening.
As an expert on Zen Buddhism, perhaps you can enlighten me with an answer to the following.
What did the Caspian Sea?
The witch and the wardrobe
dont give a shit Charles, at least he’s not that megalomaniacal c-unt Brown.
Apparently, while ducking out of a vote he might lose Brown said…
“We are dealing with the big issues and we are not going to be diverted.”
Very soon he’ll be dealing with the Big Issue. And too fucking good for him.
Saying: “We can’t win, so don’t vote for us” might be honest, but it would not be seen as good politics.
Though there’s a difference between being optimistic and making stuff up.
I have just discovered your blog,fantastic,love it,keep it going.The more of these pompous politicos you can deflate and expose the better.As a voter I feel quite disenfranchised,the whole system needs reinventing.I know it will never happen but at least people like you keep them on them the back foot and make them look before they trouser any more of our money.
No, we just swear a lot. It’s what we like to do.
Too fuckin’ right.
It’s as if a light went off in the swine world….mutter, mutter,.. global, oink…
Please leave Mark Senior alone…!
Has anyone seen my camel?
just seen it passing thrugh the eye of a needle
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue .
“Most trolls I’ve run into are frustrated or lack social skills, and have a pathologically inflated sense of their own worth. The tiny hardcore (about 1%) never change. If they acted like that in the real world they’d be in jail or mental hospital”
Uncanny analysis. And one which Mrs Hardwidge is no doubt familiar with.
‘Ere, stop messin about!
You pathetic Guido harem of dinosaurs have just been comprehensively taken apart and all you can resort to is ….well it’s pretty flacid really.
Is that telling us something?
Foam or Gel?
‘Ere stop messin about!!
Seriously though. Foam or gel?
Which do you use?
See Blog 80/116
“Most trolls I’ve run into are frustrated or lack social skills, and have a pathologically inflated sense of their own worth. The tiny hardcore (about 1%) never change. If they acted like that in the real world they’d be in jail or mental hospital”
You’ve just described Goordon to a T.
Has anyone ever Sectioned a PM?
Yes, Churchill and Eden
The Tories have deliberately undermined our economy to get elected. They are criminals and terrorists and in some countries they’d be in jail right now.
Gordon isnb’t ideal but dave is worse!
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue.
I said….GO AWAY Bozo!!!!
Listen fuck-wit:
How can the party in opposition undermine the economy.
Who makes the policies? The party in goverment stupid.
Now fuck-off back to your cave.
To say that the Conservatives have undermined our economy is laughable, even for you, Charles. They haven’t been in power for 12 years so how they could undermine anything is beyond us all.
Perhaps you could enlighten us?
The Tories would have people banging heads and falling into a squabble. They want recession and corroded politics, and would rather be a king of a small hill than share with anyone on a big hill.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
Charlie, enough’s enough. Youre making a bigger tit of yourself by the minute.
Anyway, as an American computer games developer, what the hell do you care??
Are you sure your name isn’t Balls ‘cos you talk a lot of bollocks?
When you have something intelligent to contribute feel free,
but until then do us a favour and disappear.
The Gnome hears all, sees all, knows all…Beware
Aah yes – the old trick of insulting people for insulting people
You left-leaning Socialist types don’t do irony very well do you?
Fuck off.
I say, are we sure our Zen friend is all he / she seems?
Reading through their submissions here today I would have to conclude that the person is rather aggressive & potentially violent.
Not very Buddhist really.
Or is violence against the oppsite end of the democratic political spectrum in keeping with that Islaington strand of Buddhism?
And the unswerving support for Mcmental – he who aided & abetted the dear departed three time election winner Blair & future star in the Hague – well, I cannot see a true Buddhist supporting two of the most successful mass murderers in modern history, can you?
Answers on a recycled prayer flag please.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
That wasn’t funny the first time. Now get lost or post your name and address right here, right now and let’s see how brave you are in person!
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown .
C’mon now dear and take your medicine. I know that nasty lot are getting at you but if you really want to play with them you have to go along with them. Now listen to mother and stop getting all hot and bothered.
Where’s Islaington?
Mear Reigents Park
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
Communist
Go and tell the Sinhalese army or the Tamils about Buddhism and violence.
The Tamils are Hindu.
no there not they are in front of you not behindu
Oh don’t take any notice of ol’ Charlie – even his pals on LabourList have had to usher him into a darkened room for a lie-down following his madder moments in which he tends to accuse everyone outside Number 10 of being terrorists.
He’s a bit like the loony on the bus who always sits opposite you. Eventually he’ slink off and annoy someone else.
You Tory trolls are so pathetic with your cut-and-paste insults.
People make mistakes and it takes time to change things. That’s why the legacy of Thatcherism comment I made like a clear bell around the media and popular discussion. The Tories are trying to put that genie back into the bottle but I’m not going to let you do it.
The people deserve the truth of what the monsters in big business and their shady Tory pals did to oppose and turn back every positive thing Labour tried to do. They need the facts and a dollar value. They need to know just by how much Tory pettiness cost the British economy. They need closure on Tory politics and a chance to move on.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue . I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
Tell that to the million and a half people who have already lost their jobs, and possibly their homes too…..and the future million who are about to lose theirs.
You post your real name and address here, right now, let’s see how fucking brave yoe are
You post your real name and address here, right now, let’s see how fucking brave you are
As an expert on Zen Buddhism, perhaps you could enlighten me with an answer to the following.
Why are there pips in oranges?
Andy Carpark
Becasue if they weren’t in the oranges they would be outside of them.
If you feel that Labours economic strategy is so good what part of it has been a success in the last 12 years?
Ok, we need to know, now tell us or fuck off.
You Tory trolls are so pathetic with your cut-and-paste insults.
People make mistakes and it takes time to change things. That’s why the legacy of Blairism comment I made like a clear bell around the media and popular discussion. Labour are trying to put that genie back into the bottle but I’m not going to let you do it.
The people deserve the truth of what the monsters in big business and their shady Labour pals did to oppose and turn back every positive thing The conservatives tried to do. They need the facts and a dollar value. They need to know just by how much Labour pettiness cost the British economy. They need closure on Labour politics and a chance to move on.
Wow a leftie talking about economics? What is it this time? Keynesian stimulus with record budget deficits and taxation? Or more nationalizations? If I recall correctly it was a certain Chancellor of the Exchequer who deregulated the City, the same Übermensch who ended boom and bust.
As any reasonable economist will tell you, this recession (we’ll be calling it a depression soon) will lead to low to zero growth for the next 5-10 years, due to high taxation and the absence of any relevant productivity growth (due to a savings shortage). We should also expect high inflationary periods due to the pounds devaluation, this combined with a structural trade deficit will lead to lower living standards for the middle and lower classes.
For someone to put the blame on a government who left office almost 20 years ago is implying a huge time-lag on governement intervention, which in any case put down any hopes of relevant policies.
And then you go after the monsters of big business? Well with these arguments, one such as me can only have two conclusions, or you have a disappointing education on political economy or you are a one book (which you do not understand) socialist. Just look around the web, liberal economists such as Paul krugman or Joseph Stiglitz have more relevant theories than the marxist crap you’re spewing.
In conclusion don’t talk shop with Tory Boys it will only confuse you. You should read up on growth economics and stop thinking a book from the 1st industrial revolution has any relevance in explaining the complex society we live today. Some of Marx’s points are relevant but most of it is pretty much outdated in a post-industrial society. Historical materialism destroyed communism, there’s poetic justice for you.
Eight percent doesn’t seem to bad.
I’d put the number of psychotic Labour MPs at near a hundred percent and their voters can’t be much better.
Nutters the lot of them especially Brown.
Go away. And take your Trollish nonsense with you.
Err…hate to say this Charles but you seem to be very much in a minority here.
As an expert on Zen Buddhism, perhaps you can enlighten me with an answer to the following.
Where is Lord Lucan?
Andy Carpark
Botswana
As an expert on Zen Buddhism, perhaps you can enlighten me with an answer to the following.
Where is Shergar?
Charlie,
A Labour apparatchik on Guido Fawkes’s blog calling me a troll?
When did Guido make you milk monitor you blog fascist. Jeez. Labour always trying to tell you what to do.
I’d would say that’s the pot calling the kettle black but you’d probably call me a racist.
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2009/04/who-gets-to-keep-their-grace-and-favour-home/
Well, Mr. Speaker?
Here’s an idea: Brown has a history PhD. Darling is a failed lawyer. Neither of them can add up or take away. We need somebody who is good with figures instead.
In July they will publish MPs’ expense claims. Why not work out which MP has stolen the most money from us and make him or her Chancellor? 50% of the job is filching our money and the other 50% is making up stories about where it went. It’s a perfect fit.
That’ll be 50% of the bastards then.
some Labour MP just held up a bathplug during the expenses debate!!
Why do only 95% of Tories think they will win the next general erection ?
What about the remaining 5%?
Perhaps I will “throw my hat in the ring” after all if I have a safe seat to contest.
I’ll show you my general erection!
Ah but Tone – think of all the income you’ll be losing – Cherie is probably very high maintenance too. You won’t get £12m at No. 10.
Fraud alert.
Don’t think Charles Hardwidge is one and the same as Charles E Hardwidge of Toenails blog infamy.
Charles without the E seems to me to be an unsophisticate with an ability to cut and paste but not much original thought.
CEH may have expressed views with which I didn’t agree, but at least, in the main, they were his views.
Can you lot have a collection and hire someone to answer charles hardwidge.
in my opinion no party deserves the job.
Gordon Brown…5 More Years!!!
I just cant see it come an election
Does Gorbals Mick have a longer snout than any of the rest of them?
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2009/04/who-gets-to-keep-their-grace-and-favour-home/
If he keeps denying motions, he’ll wind up constipated
Porcine flu-mingers trying to be victims, let ‘em do it, suicide me Liebour scumchums is voluntary.
What? CEH’s views were his own authentic bosum-held views? CEH and his spoof alter-ego here are Tory trolls. Like the ****_Pride bunch. And Master Baiter.
Designed to reinforce your resolve to make Labour history. Their faux idiocy is just to re-energise you to badmouth Brown and his legions of idiots at every opportunity. The pub. The bus queue. Anywhere the idiot gene my still reside. Disabuse them of their Labour idiocy.
And I’d like to think they’re doing a thoroughly good job in that respect.
In fact it’s to make you froth and rage and therefore show you up for the empty headed all hat and no cattle numpties that you are.
Good point
What’s the betting ‘The arch wanker’ is Guido – looking to increase the number of hits?
Excellent stuff MB. Making my point for me again.
Sorry, forgot to ask. Gel or foam?
‘Ere stop messin about ! !! !
Hi George.
You forgot your customary misspelling of ‘George’.
Actually, Guido’s on the school run.
Oops!
I thought Guido would be on the school walk?
sorry I cant contain it any more…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
havent laughed so much in days…
Cheers Charlie-boy!!!!
Gordon Brown.
Five more trillion more like.
Look it is possible. If Maddie’s body was found buried in the Cameron’s back garden, then the Lib Dems would win the next Election.
It would take something like that though.
To rephrase Robin Williams slightly, Prime Ministers are like diapers, they should be changed often and for the same reason.
LOL
No. you go and tell them. Anyway who gives a fuck.
What a horrible, unneccesary thing to say.
264
You’re not an expert on Zen Buddhism. You’re not an expert on anything apart possibly from self-satisfaction, animal pornography and the relationship between the two.
Ye bastards, – ye snivvelin’ moanin’ minna’s
Ye mus’a knaen that wen’ ye voted in Ma’ ain tru’ luv, – ma’ Boss Bliar, – then lik’ arl Lyin’ Borin’ Liars, we’d bankrupt tha Huhnery, – and ha’ ta’ call’ in the IMF.
Sa’ quit yer moanin’ and gi’ on wi’ ya’ wark – if ye ha’ any.
So nae’ worries fa’ mae, cos’ mind ye, nuthen’s’ ma fult ye understand! Ar’ anly’ did’ wao’ ar know’ tae dee.
[Translation : it is true that every LieBore administration leaves the country destitute and impoverished.
So why should anyone be surprised that I've achieved the granddaddy of them all. Total wipeout for decades.
After all, I know bugger all about money, life, or things in general. I've never had a job worth the name, or earned honest money.
My buddies, the bent and bonkers and bankers, - who I now realise saw me coming - took me to the cleaners. But on the other hand, I've retaliated in buckets full. And of course I've squandered far more than ever they took, - or could imaging taking.
And it follows, that in following my pathetic and stupid inclinations, I, like all in NooLieBore, am blameless, - cos it's not my fault.
So quit moaning, and get on with your work, - if you have any!]
I believe that Gordon Brown is the finest human being ever created. May he rule ten thousand years.
As an expert on Zen Buddhism, perhaps you can enlighten me with an answer to the following.
How do you get toothpaste back in the tube?
Unscrew the lid dear.
How childish. Great matters of state are being decided as we speak, and all you can do is seek to heap scorn on those who care about the poor. “The Way that can be spoken of / Is not the Way”. You are nothing but a straw dog.
Oh God. Not another one.
“Great matters of state are being decided as we speak”
Just how mad is this cretin.
It was a cold day in the hatchery when he was created dear.
321
kakashi no subigasa
atama kara orita mada
ame ga hageshiku furimasu
the scarecrow’s hat
has fallen off his head
but still the rain beats down
remorselessly
Once you have finished pondering this profundity perhaps you could go back to thinking about the chiiiiiiiildrun. Cos I’ll tell you one thing gratis, me old uncle. No-one else here gives a stuff. Alternatively, consider suicide.
Or in the enlightened words of the Eight Immortal Scholars of the Han – just fuck off.
Andy Carpark
Well you’re not a carpark!
ot:
Why did brown go on you tube?
Maybe he had no choice.
He wanted allowances changed now, so when the receipts are published he could say it was ‘old news’ and ‘it has already been addressed’.
Who is he protecting?
Is it just his MPs? or maybe he Himself has something to hide eh??
from the Guardianblog on MPs expenses debate:
4.53pm: Alan Simpson may have made parliamentary history; he’s just waved a bathplug in the House of Commons (a nice old-fashioned black rubber one, with silver chain).
He’s referring to the fact that a receipt for a bathplug was on the list of items leaked to the press from Jacqui Smith’s expenses claims. (Smith has said that she did not claim for every item on that list, but hasn’t, as far as I know, cleared up whether or not the taxpayer did fund the bathplug.)
Simpson, who is on terrific form, points out that the bathplug did not vote for the Iraq war (which is a nice line, but a bit irrelevant to his argument). He also says that parliament’s problem is that it has not tackled “the most obscene transgressions of our own colleagues”.
The Commons should have been willing to impose punishments “including losing the right to be an MP”.
I bet he didn’t get a piece of kit like that for a mere 88p.
LET ME THROUGH! I INSIST ON BEING HEARD!!!
Speaking as a High Profile member of this discredited, bankrupt, lying, and deceitful government, I would like to thank taxpayers for my lovely Bathplug!
Some people have said that I sould put a sock in it.
But I prefer the bath plug.
Because it fits beautifully, and is very nice and shiny.
Oh yes! I signed the ‘Just GO!’ petition.
Then I’ll get to sit in the Big Chair, and tell people what to do.
Hi Dave! Er… fancy a beer!
Why not – we need a candidate to fight the seat in the Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath consituency.
I think you know the incumbent quite well.
As an expert on Zen Buddhism, perhaps you can enlighten me with an answer to the following.
Is it topologically possible to have one’s head jammed so far up one’s arse that it is coming out of one’s mouth and if so would you care to demonstrate?
OT. but very funny
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/30/tony-blair-sierra-leone
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Altogether now…
Lets all kick New Labour,
Lets all kick New Labour,
La la la la la, la la la la la…
This place is excellent!
There’s an obvious stitch up going on by Gorbals Mick and Brown on this expenses thing. Cameron and the Tories are furious.
Charles H. Another paid civil servant using Labourlist.org.uk to keep dribbling on about how Gorn Bust has saved the world.
He says that labourlist is moderated, so no free speech then?
At least Guido’s web site gets a little more presence on the web for each post these failed Socialists make. So I suppose we should be grateful for that. Well done Guido.
Seriously, I have never heard such rubbish in all my life and the sad, or certifiable, thing is they honestly seem to believe it but it’s just jargon from some Communist’s little red book. If they had a brain half as worthwhile as a moldy carrot I’d be impressed but it’s just rubbish. This crap needs to be put where the man in the street can see it, so he can make his own mind up. Oh I forgot he has.
Conservatives nearly 50%, Lib Dems second and the Commy Dinosaurs last is where we are. And it will only get better. Do you think by the time another million people are unemployed and houses are sold for a quid you lot of dreamers will have a chance at winning an election. It’s in the fiction section next to Ms Smith porn mags.
YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER HAS BUSTED THE COUNTRY; WE OWE TRILLIONS AND YOU BLAME MRS THATCHER. YOU’R NOT FIT TO LICK HER BOOTS YOU RASCALLS.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be Prime Minster of the Uk you know.
Fuck off Brown.
”Ere stop messin about!
Foam or Gel, Charlie? I hope you’ve tested both young Baiter
Foam or Gel, 21st Century Labour, Welfare State, Jimmy, No More Tory Toffs
“It’s all Balls” (what a childish screen name – I see that, unlike me, you are too cowardly to use your real identity), I am aware that others are impersonating me. This matters not. “A man of the highest virtue does not keep to virtue and that is why he has virtue. A man of the lowest virtue never strays from virtue and that is why he is without virtue. The former never acts yet leaves nothing undone. The latter acts but there are things left undone.”
And no jokes about flies, if you please.
Big Issue. Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be Prime Minster of the Uk you know.
Fuck off Brown.
jgm2, elsewhere you make cogent if misguided points. You seem to be reasonably intelligent, for a right-winger, so why descend into such banalities?
I say Charles, what do you think Gordon and the Labour Party should do to get people on their side? Awfully interested to hear your views old chap.
You patronising prat.
It’s people like you who elected Blair/Brown and still believe it was right.
Charles is such a fanatic, I am sure the Gestapo had loyal members right to the end as well, full of hate and anger, as the thousand year Reich came crumbling down around them.
The McMentalist`s are quite, quite deluded, tribalist, fanatics, they are so stupid as to believe everyone here who hates ZanuLabour is a Tory too.
Really they are that retarded,
its not the corruption,
its not the endless lies,
its not the naked greed,
its not the treachery committed towards the British people,
its not the rank incompetence,
its not the ever increasing loss of democratic governance,
its not breathtaking hypocrisy,
its not the theft from the public purse,
its not the complete lack of moral fibre,
it is not the bankrupting of the country,
its not the debt that our children will be born into,
its not the removal of freedom step by step,
its not the arrogance of the ZanuLabour entitlement class,
its not the uncontrolled tide of never ending mass immigration,
its not the PC criminalisation of dissent,
its not the disgusting spectacle of making poor people poorer,
its not the looting of peoples pensions,
no, according to the idiot socialist / fascist class, the tories have somehow managed to destroy they economy while ZanuLabour did everything they could to stop them. 1984 revisionist scumbags who cant even take responsibility for their own fuck ups, how typical, how utterly useless they really all are.
The ZanuLabour hoons are truly a pathetic washed up mob of two bit, pimps, liars, fraudsters, hypocrites, incompetents and fools, led by a deranged narcisissistic sociopath.
But then I suppose thats what you would expect, its in their DNA.
Hard to disagree with any of that.
So I won’t.
I will fulfil that role if asked politely, Arthur. Note that I have capitalised your name, just as you have deprived me of my capitals.
“Rather than fill it to the brim by keeping it upright
Better to have stopped in time;
Hammer it to a point
And the sharpness cannot be preserved for ever.”
Twat
If you want to pretend to be CEH then you need a few spelling mistakes. And don’t use quotation marks. Not a good parody I’m afraid.
Calling people who disagree with you Trolls seems to be the extent of your contribution to this blog.
Which until you decided to bombard it today with nonsense, is normally a very diverting and entertaining (and often interesting and educational) read.
Once again, good sir, FUCK OFF.
the lib dems are not mad , more of curiosty to me , like an atractive fragrance for a pile of doo doo , shut your eyes its loverly , closely look at it and its a pile of doo doo . of course i am still miffed with there commons disgrace on Lisbon when they sat so firmly on the fence as to make not voting , a kind of noble endevour ,
Lib Dems are indeed an interesting breed; not unlike hardline Muslims they are riddled with factions and opposing views and their most passionate hatred is often reserved for each other.
If ever they were elected they would immediately impose PR, fall out, call an election and promptly lose it so it would all be changed back again.
I believe the collective noun for a bunch of Lib Dems is an Argument, I may be wrong.
Obviously they are always preferable to lying, troughing, hooning ZaNuLabs, whatever they get up to with their vegetarian sandals and beards and things.
“That 8% of voters (who just happen to be LibDem supporters) surprisingly think the LibDems are going to win the general election suggests that they are either just extremely optimistic, mad or lying”.
They just couldn’t find the ‘don’t know’ option.
Call me an autistic git but the most annoying thing on here today has been the trolls calling everyone else a troll.
Surely there are plenty of definitions of a troll out there so the trolls know what the bleedin’ word means in the context of the web?
If mummy told you what a bleedin’ “Thatcher” was then for gawd’s sake ask mummy what a troll is so you can troll with minimum annoyance.
Did I mention my hangover by the way?
Wot doo the uvver 84.3% think?
Charles
Be a good chap and do fuck off.
You are boring us all, and that is one of lifes greatest sins.
Maybe you could find fulfillment on facebook or Gaydar?
I doubt if anybody here is interested in your inane ramblings.
Beast
Come on Charles, you know you shouldn’t be outside in the street in your pyjamas smelling of wee like that. Those little boys next door can’t come out to play in the garden when you’re being naughty like this. Have you been hiding your medicine again? You are bad sometimes.
Now Charles, we had this “politics” and “entrepreneur” thing last time you were in hospital. You know it’s not real.
No Charles, no don’t do that. . .
(Sound of mobile phone ringing)
Oh thank God it’s you, doctor. Yes, he’s had another funny turn, and he’s. . . he’s just defecated in the street again.
I know, he can’t help it, it’s his condition. . .
But doctor- these wild fantasies, and those awful smells. I think he might need the electric shocks again. He’s much better when he’s sedated- he’s not quite so . . . disturbed.
They are all fucking barking mad!
They have Nick Clegg for leader for starters!
He goes from Invisible Man to First Lord of the Brothel in one week!
Nick Clegg = Neil Kinnock!
LD= ILLIBERAL DEMOCRATS! Shameless schisters who are the shitist party in the country – How Gordon Brown managed not to join them i do not know: He sounds uniquely suited!
Has Charles Hardwidge been taken off to bed yet?
yes his mum wanted the compooter to talk to her lesbian lover and it is a school night after all…
OK here’s a scenario…
Labour meltdown.
Recession turns into depression with 4.5 million projected to be out of work.
Hung parliament after next election.
Lib Dems increase number of seats to 100 plus.
Lib Dems will not form coalition with Tories even though they are the largest party. Queen invites Cameron to form government but he cannot get majority support in parliamnet.
Lib Dems say they will not form coalition with Brown as PM.
Brown refuses to go as Labour leader, promises “return to socialist roots of the party” and his Trade Union backers keep faith with him for fear of Mandelson. But say Brown says he will offer qualified support to a Lib Dem led government of “all the talents”. Clegg becomes a sort of honorary PM. Vince Cable is Chancellor with full economic powers to tackle economic crisis. Brown is Foreign Secretary. Ken Clarke reneges on Cameron and becomes Home Secretary.
There you go – not so mad after all!
From now on it is likely that it will be a two horse race between Lib Dems and Conservatives.
In the past the Liberals/ Lib Dems have served as a receptacle for my protest vote. Of late they have shown insight predicting the detrimental outcome of government policies and at the same time reflect the mood of the people.
If they were to be elected the real test would if they could resist bending to the status quo, the multinationals and taking the opportunity to serve themselves.
Those 8% might understand First Past The Post and how it could deliver a Lib Dem government.
Blair got a huge majority despite getting less votes than John Major did in 1992.
Ahh well thought out and the bit on Clarke Oh so believable