The chamber fell about laughing after Gordon made a twat of himself forgetting he had a statement to make:
UPDATE : In reply to the statement Dave said: “Can I thank the Prime Minister for making his statement…it was a close run thing”.
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Oh dear. His finger isn’t on the pulse, is it.
He wont find the pulse where he keeps his finger
maybe he pissed himself…..Again!!
Makes you proud to be British.
And it did get the biggest cheer of his career when he finally stood up. OK, it was mocking, but still…
True, I;ve never seen him get a bigger cheer.
They cheer like that in Bronx.
God he’s embarrassing
just another 12 months to go…
Truly. He has now offically become a laughing stock
my chicken stock is funnier than him
Cost off fucking up the economy – too many trillions to count
Cost of MP’s expenses – millions and millions
Watching Broon make a tit of himself – priceless
I wish he didn’t have a pulse to put his finger on.
He’s got both hands wrapped around this country’s neck, choking the life out of it.
Frankly I think the “Speaker” came off even worse.
“Order……order….”
(That’s your line, isn’t it Guido?)
What a plonker, why do we put up with the mountebank? Get him off.
Yes he lost it at the end of PMQs – how I enjoyed the waves of laughter ringing round the chamber! I have one suggestion, however, about how he might rediscover his moral compass, particularly after his visit yesterday to Auschwitz (which he pronounced “Ouch-witch, the utter hoon): instruct the General Secretary of the Labour party to expel the loathsome Labour councillor Mahmood Hussain (former lord mayor of Birmingham) for telling prospective council candidate, Elaina Cohen, ‘my Muslim members don’t want you because you are Jewish’.
Imagine if this was a Conservative saying this to a Musllim, there’d be rent-a-mob crowds burning Union Jacks outside British embassies all over the Muslim world and the combined British media would be baying for Cameron’s blood if he didn’t sack him pronto. The complete silence of the Labour Party and broadcast media on this must mean that it’s OK to be a racist if you’re a Muslim.
But Hussain denied the allegation saying that he wouldn’t say a thing like that. So he can’t have, can he?
You can never find a suicide bomber when you need one
Cock !!
Classic. Sums up McMental perfectly! Proof that he really hasn’t got a clue of what he’s doing.
He was stopped in mid mince.
Anyone notice him doing his Widow Twanky face when he was getting a kicking over the Gurkhas?
The hardest thing to swallow about all of this is that he is making a laughing stock of both the UK and British politics by being such an utter, utter hoon. It’s embarassing.
Yup. Agree with you there. He couldn’t get out of there quickly enough.
Yup and a lot of others from sides proceeded tp exit as well, they look as if they are playing musical chairs
But can you imagine if Blair had done the same thing? Although he was a disingenuous bastard you can easily imagine him turning on an exaggerated grin, hands thrown up and shoulders shrugged, accompanied by some witty comment. Everybody laughs heartily and business moves on. Not, Brown; oh no. Awkward grimmace, flusters, sits down and glares. And just look at the front bench! Rigid, faces taut, not a vestige of a smile. What a f—–g miserable, frightened, humourless, charmless shower.
And so a minor slip which is genuinely funny at that moment is turned by Brown into an embarrassing, tosser-event. Dear God!
It’s not him I feel sorry for; it’s the fucking rest of us…
The twat will be knackering our lives for a generation to come.
He was rushing off to close down the petition site. Only about 500 to go before it’s number 1!
So did that mean that the current Downing Street server managed to have another few minutes of functionality, before the next repair or replacement was required? I think the British Union of Asbots may just have found their new general secretary. Purer than pure?
Hey Deeply…It IS #1 now…yippeee!!
He’s a numpty that’s for sure. I can’t say how depressed I get when I stop poking fun and remember that he is our leader and representative on the world stage.
Sigh
anyway, less than 500 signatures to go: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/list/open?sort=signers
We are f*cked.
I think I hate him.
I wonder what Balls said when he retrieved the gurning goon, and what he actually thought?
“Prime Minister! Statement!”
Translates as…
“You stupid, stupid fucking twat!”
It’s also quite revealing to see the look John Hutton gives HarMAN too.
“How much more of this bumbling arse can we take?”
Seeing as he’s on camera it’s an unwise cocktail of exasperation, fear and resignation.
Heh heh heh…
Exasperation and fear maybe, but alas no reignation.
His mind is obviously not in the here and now.
Classic sign of depression.
Anybody know just what medication Brown is on? JD.
“A Doctor Writes”, a sometime commenter here, thinks it could be Largactyl.
Ibogaine.
HST spotted its misuse by Ed Muskie.
http://www2.vcdh.virginia.edu/HIUS316/mbase/docs/hsthomp.html
He’s losing it, visibly.
They should call the “men in whites coats” for Brown
Also notice Geoff Hoon patting the seat beside him to his right to summon a small lapdog to sit down there – hang on, must have been Hazel Blears.
rough
Yes she is!
Jesus Christ, I cringed there.
What a fucking joke Brown is. Where was he going???
And as for Gorbals Mick, isn’t it “strange” he’s the only man in the place not to be laughing at Brown, he knows who pays his expenses!!!
he’s just proving himself to be as forward looking as he has always told us he is…….looking forward approx 12 months when he WILL be able to leave before a statement by the prime minister ……a happy day for him and us
And having spent the last 10 years sloping off whenever he here’s those words, well, it must be a hard habit to break…
Set up. Just like the phone going off at that press conference. Brown looked like he took it in good humour. He never takes anybody mocking him in good humour.
Contrast that with the uncomprehending face we got when he stumbled over his ‘saving the world’ speech. He fucking hates screwing up. Hates it. He has no humility.
Set up to try and show a more ‘human’ side. Scripted. Planned.
When in a depression it is the small things that will play on his mind.
Brown must be aware that everyone is talking about his sanity and this cock up will, he knows, play into the hands of this theory.
I didn’t see one front bencher find it amusing so one could suspect that Browns mental state has already been discussed by his collegues. Feeding more into Gordons Depression and paranoia.
Could we see the first PM to commit suicide in office?
I hope he tapes it if he does. I’d want a copy of that. I could watch it again and again and always enjoy the ending.
He’d shoot the little helpers first and himself last. A form of restitution.
He’s tried it before, only it always ends with shooting himself in the foot.
Is it possible to get out of this paradise by committing suicide?
If only
Unbelievable- I am almost starting to feel sorry for him
Yes “almost” !!!
But not quite eh?
Me too – but then I pinch myself.
Fuck that. He doesn’t feel sorry for the debt left for your kids and grandkids.
He truly believes he’s made Briatin a better place.
And so you should
The DP missed this – they’re always late to broadcast PMQs lately. Perhaps Gordon had other things on his mind and wished he was elsewhere – eg Helmand Province/Scotland/Argentina/Brussels? He was let off very lightly – more than the tw*t deserves.
Shoot them all and start again.
He was rushing out to make sure they wernt plotting against him in the lobby.
No need to rush out…he bloody well knows they are!!!!
Perhaps his nappy needed changing.
319 to go…it feels like the new year countdown on the Poseidon….
Not Mr Bean
it’s Dr Bean taking Beanism to a whole new level
We are looking at a has bean.
And in a few months time he’ll have bean and gone!!
At least one of the short-listed artists for the Turner Prize has been inspired:
http://gawragbag.blogspot.com/2009/04/inspiration.html
Shows his contempt for parliament, and his need to find the comfort of the Drowning Street bunker
Lickle new baby lamb was heard bleating in Farmy farm!!
Dada had to rush to feed it!
Utter incompetent – words fail me – an embarrassment.
So he made a mistake. So what?
I actually quite like Brown, and so do all my frineds
So we laughed. So what?
He forgot a statement. So what?
So he bankrupted the country so what !
Was that an inadvertent use of a plural for the last word?
Gordon Brown has been a mistake from the moment of his conception.
I’m a Catholic – but I’m considering that he’s a good reason for
Abortion or
Family Planning.
It’s easy enough to make a mistake like this, to be sure. The clip didn’t last long enough to see how he handled it when he spoke but a more clubable man would have taken a bow,smiled and come up with some self deprecating remark and that would have been the end of it. In short shown some humanity.
But he can’t – he has a flaw in his personaility. Broon has never shown any humility at all, blames others for his mistakes and is incapable of saying “sorry”. He is a laughing stock and MUST stay as PM until the next election to ensure the Scoialists lose and lose heavily. Then we shall all have fun rip themselves to pieces and wander off into the wilderness, whilst the rest of us try to fix this broken country.
Surely no man is more clubbable
Humanity…? Run that past me again.
Click on “Tom Miller” and see why he likes Brown. In fact all things brown.
See if you can spot that nice Master balls while you are there. URHG
Ha, ha, hee,hee. What would Mandy say?
No no no, they are not your friends, they are the members of staff in your mental institution. They are paid to be nice to you. It does not mean that they actually like you.
Unless you are referring to your imaginary friends… Are the voices returning again?
So what!
Tom, it’s not so much that he made a mistake, it’s that he is totally incapable of dealing appropriately with a situation like that. And that’s not good in someone who leads the sodding country.
As if someone like your really has frineds!
Is the McBride saga about to take a new twist?
Dale says that Prime Mentalist looked subdued and distracted today at PMQ and coupled with his “giddy” moment, we may have another Brown Stew at eruption point.
Brown Stew…that sounds to have a ‘whiff’ about it!
Man the lifeboats, clear the olfactory organs!
Gordon Brown = Joey Deacon!!!!
Gordon Brown – Slapping of Hand!
Hey- don’t knock Joey by comparing him to that fucking twat.
‘Where’s me boot ?’
May I have a biscuit, please?
*blink* *blink* = YES
That isn’t funny. Have you no shame?
I don’t.
Not only am I a complete Hunt but I am also a bit of a joey.
You know that money to be spent on masks? Well lets just say Nokia and Hewlett Packard’s balance sheets look better than they did this morning.
“Laugh and the whole world will laugh
withat you.”319 more signatures to get top spot -
resign you twat!
That FUCK UP must be worth another 30.000 votes.!!
319 to go.
Is there an echo in here….?
YES…… yes………. ..yes………… …yes……………. yes…………………Err no
Am I alone but was the Tories gotcha’ reaction really childish? I know Labour might have done the same but I found it terribly embarasing.
For about three seconds he forgot he had a statement to make after PMQs – which is something of a rarity. Its fine if ‘fifi’ thinks he is an “Utter incompetent” because of this but serious politicians reacted like he’d just announced we are not in recession and actually in a budget surplus. It really made their day – pretty pathetic.
This is such a non story. Anyone on the right getting excited about should refocus their attention to the issues with the Labour Govenment of which there are many.
Yeah, but there is no recession in the good ol’ HoC.
So ‘You’ve Been Framed’ humour is all that is left?
What is it about politics that makes it ok to point and laugh like a school child at someone when they make a mistake because they belong to an opposing party?
coz he is a total dickhead
“What is it about politics that makes it ok to point and laugh like a school child at someone when they make a mistake because they belong to an opposing party?”
Because we are not allowed to nail the mealy-mouthed lying bastard to a fucking tree. He should be happy.
It’s funny because the twat made an even bigger twat of himself, which is what twat’s do.
The reaction may have been childish, but deserved. On to-days showing, it was a response to evasion on the Gurkha issue and the usual, tractor statistics dig, at the do nothing party. In the longer term this is a continuation of the scorn for the saving the world statement. Most team supporters welcome an opposition own goal. Why should parliament be different?
‘he forgot he had a statement to make after PMQs ‘
What!How could he forget, Gorbals Mick loudly and suscintly clearly stated ‘Statement from the Prime Minister’.Who did the dear leader think that was?
Frankly looking at Brown, he had the air of a person who didnt really want to be there and likely his false departure was what he was thinking more of than what was going on around him. Also noticeableduring PMQ’s Frau Harman looked as if she wasnt part of it with the arms foldedlooking elsewhere routine
How could he forget?
Is that a trick question? Have you never forgot anything? Have you ever handled PMQs in front of a a full HOC shortly after a flight back from a warzone with an statement to be made straight away after?
I fail to see how this has any affect on his ability to be PM. You can oppose him for lots of reasons but this is just stupid.
Poland…. a war zone? Wow, I bet they’re regretting letting Jonah in.
You’ve clearly never been to Poland
Lighten up you miserable sod!
Here! Here!
I’m surprised that the repellent poison ginger dwarf had the nerve to show her face in public after driving that pensioner to his death…did it ever reach the so called MSM, BTW?
How rude! I really quite like Hazel you know. Your all nuhilists on this siet
You’re welcome to her.
The poisoned dwarf is a complete twat!
Bet her consituents are just counting the days when she will be dispatched,never to be seen or heard from again!
Go on click on “Tom Miller” but not while the Mrs is nearby.
Lovely boy. URRRRRRRRRG.
An maladroit generalisation, most of us aren’t Nihilists either.
On, were lesdyxics.
We are but mere contestants on “I’m a sydlexic teg em out fo eher”.
Noooo. Aljabeeba would never have reported that.
Crafty one Tom, and there was me clicking to see if you are the Tom Miller of Labourlist on duty for the day now that Ambrose and the rest have got lost. Trouble is I still don’t know.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173184/Defeated-housing-campaigner-kills-receiving-3-000-legal-Hazel-Blears.html
greedy fuckers will still want the cash from his estate though, I bet ya a pound to a pinch of shit.
Only 400 days to go. Everyday when you get up, hurl back the curtains, open the windows and scream at the listening world “One less day to go!”
Guido, suggest you have a countdown on the site – so every day we can remember that every sunset brings us a little closer to the end of this nightmare.
Repeat after me:
Thursday 3 June 2010
Thursday 3 June 2010
Thursday 3 June 2010
Thursday 3 June 2010
Ruah Limbaugh, when Clinton was president, used to open every show with his countdown on the ‘Clinton hostage crisis’ a bit like I suppose they used to when the religion of peace in Iran took over the US embassy..
So it would be ‘Day 562 of the US hostage crisis….’
Made me laugh anyway.
Fuck me. We must be in day 4000 of the UK hostage crisis by now.
Rush Limbaugh’s bluster has just helped secure a complete 60 40 majority for the Democrats in the US Senate.
Today is a sweet day.
The Republicans have lost the right to fillibuster, they can’t block any legislation.
Well done Arlen Specter
Keep mentioning Rush Limbaugh – its what the Democrats want you to do.
Eight years too late unfortunately for the yanks.
And us.
Given his reputation for sense-of-humour-failure – you have to feel sorry for the two women in the row behind him who were laughing too…
Their careers ended in an instant! (Ok ended till gordon steps down, cracks up or explodes – which ever comes first)
Maybe the pressure* is affecting his memory and he slipped back a few years and was thinking he was chancellor and Blair was PM.
* I was going to say medication, but I didn’t want to imply in any way that the Prime Minister is taking medication for a mental problem. Just for the record, in case any legal beagles are reading.
Not that his recent behaviour in an way indicates as much. At all. Ever.
Fine, I’ll say it. Brown is a mental case fuckwit who is psychologically ill and is far too flawed in character to be worthy of being a Prime Minister.
Meanwhile Jack Jones and his wife confirmed as KGB agents since (in the case of his wife) the 1930s:
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/jack-jones-and-his-wife-were.html
Would Mr Brown care to make a statement on THIS, please?
Iv’e just learned a new word, thanks.
Comintern = International Communist=Labour=Disaster.
Yup. Thought the lyrics to Delilah never made any sense. Clearly code for ‘the submarines are following the trawler into the harbour’.
Your glee is a real fillip, thank you.
At least he had only taken three steps.
A stream of sheepish opposition MP’s dribbled back in having shot out of the room like rats up drain pipes.
Cameron is a lightweight and the storm is getting fiercer.
The Conservatives will be blown away, again!
I know all liebore lost’s are always careful with the facts, but I think you will find he took four steps.
Hoon.
Whatever you’re smoking is illegal.
How’s the petition going Bob?
Not surprised opposition MPs headed for the door – when the PM leaves PMQs I too would assume the full time whistle had gone. Twat.
Master Baiting
Brown is finished – and you know it!
The best thing for Labour to do now is to dump him and call an election. He is a liability as everyone knows. There will be a massacre at the next election with many Labour MPs losing their (safe) seats if another year passes with Brown in charge. Dump him now and the carnage won’t be as severe. There must be a lot of twitchy sphincters in the Labour ranks. Blair must be laughing big time!
It doesn’t matter what you think about Cameron. The Conservatives will win the next election largely because Brown has been found out for what he is – an incompetent, lying, scheming coward who has ruined this once great country.
History will show he was the worst Chancellor of all time and the worst PM of all time. A complete failure who has brought Labour down to an all-time low. The damage he has done will be felt by our children for years to come and even more so by those who had their pensions stolen by Brown in 1997.
I voted for New Labour in 1997 against my instincts. I was wrong. I have been betrayed. I won’t ever make the same mistake again. I’m enjoying every minute of seeing Brown squirm and self-destruct. You can see from his demeanour how much he is suffering from the ignominy of being rejected by just about everyone but his nasty little cabal of knife wielders.
I shall enjoy the next election even more when Brown is finally evicted from the job he always coveted.
He was snubbed by the President of Pakistan on Monday, lectured on economic prudence by the Prime Minister of Poland on Tuesday and laughed at by the House today. I think he finally might be getting the idea that he is not very well regarded anywhere. And Gordon wasn’t the only one looking glum and distracted. Harriett Harman looked as if she wanted to say ‘just go so I can take over’ and Alan Johnson looked positively depressed.
Currently still in second place but gap narrowing to 162
total 28162 on the e petition
Be first by 6pm News but the BBC won’t report it !!
At least he remembered to put his pants on this morning
THE HOON
and didn’t tuck his sock in either
No, it’s definitely three steps.
Have a laugh over at labourhome,
‘Brown has to go, and soon’,
http://www.labourhome.org/story/2009/4/28/82152/3125#43
The comments are enlightening.
Hat tip to someone or other, forgot where I clocked the link to this, sorry!
Sounds like the rats are leaving the ship.
If they think the country will stand for them appointing another unelected twerp as PM they can bloody well think again.
Arrogant barstards, have they no shame?
Keel Haul them Captain.
And then flog ‘em with the cat ‘o nine tails.
The reply to the e-petition for Brown to resign should be interesting – as No10 is required to draft a reply to all such petitions bearing over 200 signatures.:-
Events have as you aware overtaken this petition as the former Prime Minister – Gordon Brown – resigned on 5th June after the local and euro-elections citing ill health The current Prime Minister – Alan Johnson – has you will be aware has called a General Election for 29 October 2009. We thank you for your interest and hope that you will now vote for us – please!!!!!!
I don’t want to wait till October.
BTW October 29th is in the school holidays so they won’t call an election then.
Somebody said that there are only 300 signatures to go – in fact it’s 9 – if you go to the “carry on great leader” petition they’ve removed all the genuine signatories and are down to 9 (presumably everyone in the office less McPoison and Dolly) – so only 9 to go and no one will think he should carry on – will he get the message when 100% think he should go immediately?
It’s vying for popularity with some other petitions with 9 signatures including the petition to provide coat hangers in all public toilets in the UK
Brilliant
Have to say over the Brown to carry on petition I haven’t laughed this much for a long time.
What a twat
Yeah, but Hunter S. Thompson admitted he made the Muskie/Ibogane story up. Apparently he was shocked that the rest of the media picked it up. Prat that he was.
15:00 28316 – 13 behind the no 1 spot! So 3.30pm it is to be then.
It will get really, really interesting when they pull this – remember Nixon “its not the crime but the cover up that kills you”. Leaving it up there for the next 6 months will be too agonizing or him to bear.
Silly people,
During today’s PMQ’s the Conservative MPs present made sorry squawking spectacle of themselves several times.
The most notable hen being George Osborne.
Tra laa!
It WAS bloody funny though!!!!!!
Perhaps the old prostrate trouble had kicked in again ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174210/30-stone-mother-feeds-baby-triplets-junk-food-diet–admits-McDonalds-just-months.html
I work that out as roughly £21792/year on benefits, so very approx. 3-4 average salaried workers’ tax contributions just go to support her. Thank you labour voters. You’ve ruined our country.
I read this story yesterday. It sickend me to the core, not only at the state of the women and what she is doing to those poor kids, but as you point out, the waste of taxpayers money being paid this awful women. I guess there are 100s like her.
Labour voters I ask you to take a look and feel proud about what you have turned this godforsaken country into.
WELL DONE!
She looks as if she eats too much nasal mucus. We know who she will be voting for.
Far bastards like this should be given an implant to stop them becoming pregnant. It is obvious to anybody that this slob is never going to be able to support herself let alone children. I’m all for a little social help for the needy and willing but piss takers like this can starve for all I care. Must go, time for church.
May I just take the opportunity to state that I have never ever nobbed the afore mentioned Humpty on the bonnet of my spitfire.
Thanks!
Courage mon enfant!
You almost, almost acted on the message coming from the petition we all signed. One more push, and hey, get me a cab to Kings Cross.
15:32. It’s top!!!
I love the last two seconds where you can just hear him stuttering “w..w…w”
w…w…wanker
Try this …even better
Trouble is – laugh at this politician and we end up with another Actor running the fucking country.
* * * * * BREAKING NEWS
Sorry to interupt the merriment but we have an urgent message for all readers/ viewers….
A plane carrying vital medical supplies from America to the UK to give aid during the swine flu pandemic, face masks, gloves, megaphones, has collided mid-Atlantic with a large group of flying pigs, that apparently were bound for the European continent. A spokesman for the aircraft has said ther are no survivors and the crash scene can be seen on SkyNews at 6.0pm. The flying pigs were all said to be okay and will be appearing again later today at the House of Commons.
That ends this briefing
Thanks for a good laugh
I never thought I’d say this, but I feel very sorry for Brown right now. Yes he’s a hoon, yes he’s a moron, yes he’s a dreadful Prime Minister, but imagine how that laughter would have felt. In our desire for red meat, we run something of a risk of dehumanising this increasingly frail, increasingly feckless man, and behaving inhumanly to him. We should do the sensitive thing, call immediately for a motion of no confidence and see him on his way, with the sun in his face and the knowledge that we’re grateful that he did his best.
And then I see his answer to the last PMQ today, and I want to slap his stupid jowly face and give him an atomic wedgie.
Leave Gordon alone. A retard like that makes useless Hunts like my mistress and Hattie Harperson look like Einstein.
Memo to the Prime Minister:
1. The new Lexmark in your office is working nicely (for the moment);
2. The President of Pakistan thinks you’re a twat, the Prime Minister of Poland thinks you’re an economic fuckwit, you made a tit of yourself in the House, and you’ve just lost the vote over the Gurkhas;
3. The new dildo saddle you asked for has been fitted to your rocking horse.
it just shows Brown needs help. He is under such stress or is so distracted from reality that something needs to be done. The way things is going you can see the disintegration of his power within his party and the country…and it’s all his own fault.
This is terrible. I’m even beginning to feel sorry for the bugger now. It’s okay for a prime minister to be hated, but to be pitied is the end.
Don’t even think about pity!
Don’t pity the wanker.
If the government doesn’t resign on Friday after tomorrow’s defeat I’ll…. eat my wife. Which should make a nice change for her.
Gordon must wake up every morning wondering in which brand new way he is going to fuck something up.
We must all spare a thought for the people in the No 10 bunker, it must be hell.
Anyone wanna take bets on how long he has left?
Dear oh Dear…
You reap what you sow Gordon, you reap what you sow.
there is one good thing in all this. No one from jockland will ever be allowed to hold high office at westminster ever again, thank f#kc, and the carreers of potential jockland MP,s will be screwed, oh I meant joke land, nuff said
The Broon Broadcasting Corporation is on the blink. The HoC sounds like the Scottish Parly
Please note Angela Smith the MP for Basildon and Gordon the bogey eaters bag carrier sitting behind the glorious Leader. She is having a jolly good laugh at her boss – I bet she has had a few Nokias chucked at her after Gordon views this clip.
Al-beebas spin on Browns statement cock-up “Mr Brown, just back from a whistle-stop tour of Afghanistan, Pakistan and Poland, laughed before pulling out briefing notes from a big folder ” ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8025199.stm ) none of the clips I have seen have been clear enough to establish this,anyone care to clarify ? I simply don’t see Gordon Brown having the humility or humour to laugh at his error-so more evidence,as if any were needed,that the BBC really has lost any form of neutrality in its reporting
Might of been spotted already, but was that Ed Bollocks that left the building rather spritely once the humiliation of his “Masters” laughing stock serenade began? Some loyalty hey!
Labour…..equal opportunity Hunts.
I doubt Brown could find his arse in the dark with both hands!
No, but Mandelson could.
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
I suggest the drug that Mr Brown is on is more likely to be BZ (3-quinuclidinyl benzilate). The symptoms of BZ poisoning are confusion, poor judgement and insight, memory loss, senseless speech, misperceptions of reality, concrete and panoramic hallucinations, extreme mood swings between passivity and aggression and repetitive, automatic behaviour.
I went to Cambridge.
Does that make me one of the elite?