Jonah Brown’s Mexican Wave of Tragedy
Guido suspects that President Asif Ali Zardari of Pakistan is no fool, he saw what happened to the Mexicans after their President, Felipe Calderon, shook hands with Jonah Brown. He acted in Pakistan’s national interest, cancelling a scheduled meeting with the Prime Mentalist. What was the upside for Zardari in shaking hands with the manic, mincing madman? Cancelling the meeting was his patriotic duty.
Last month innocent little President Felipe Calderon of Mexico led a full state visit to Britain. He happily shook hands with Jonah, he dined with Jonah, he spent time with Jonah unknowing of the fearsome risks. Inevitably within a month the curse hit Mexico hard. Plague has come in the form of Swine Flu, taking the lives of over a hundred Mexicans so far.
The prolonged proximity to the presbyterian pestilence has brought double tragedy for Calderon’s people. Already reeling from the swinish plague, Mexico has suffered an earthquake of magnitude 5.6 on the Richter scale.
“I’m scared,” Sarai Luna Pajas, a 22-year-old Mexico City resident, told the Associated Press news agency. “We Mexicans are not used to living with so much fear, but all that is happening – the economic crisis, the illnesses and now this – it feels like the Apocalypse.” Pity the undeserving victims of the accursed, one-eyed son of the manse…
Truly, he is one of the horsemen of the apocalypse
Sancho Panza.
The chief henchman of the apocalypse
It’s not the fact that it may cull a few weak or elderly, it will
It’s not the fact that they have our health at heart, they don’t.
It’s that the worker drones may ALL take a week off work and their system of control will collapse.
They can control us with threats of losing our houses, our jobs, our liberty. They can even call the army in the restore their “order” if they need to.
But if 60,000,000 of us are confined to our beds for a week by nature, their system collapses. The crazy 646 are powerless. No trains, no buses, no air traffic control, no police, no army, no tax revenue, no schools, no beaurocrats, no prison guards, no farming, no banking. For a week.
And it is scaring the living SHITE out of them.
And it is scaring the living SHITE out of them.
Nah – pure distraction. It’s an unstory.
Broon is like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse all rolled into one.
war, famine, disease.
Go and watch V for Vendetta
Alliteration is so prep-school
And that ghastly voice with its strange pronunciations, such as “trins-pay-rincy” and “Alky Ada”.
If only he’d lose his voice, he’d become merely a “hoarse man of the Apocalypse”…
…or, thinking about the Mexican connection and what he might have been up to that might account for the disease reaching our shores: the “hoarse man with the poxy lips”.
Shouldn’t that read “rockinghorseman of the apocalypse”?
Ha ha, v good
I didn’t know that one of the four horseman was slightly overweight on a rocking horse.
You give the numpty too much credit – more like Steptoe’s nag!!
It (really did) start in America you bastards
That may be so Gordon but you were the first to employ pigs ears in every policy cocktail
And they say pigs can’t fly.
Broon is a walking disaster area and a loony to boot. God help us.
Just saw Sky news Breaking News, the banner, says Gorgoyle is attending Cobra and he will stop the flu. What a man. If only he wore red underpants and a Blue top with S on it or come fully out of the closet >Rumour timeMexican he met died the next day< and the Honeymoon couple were from Falkirk, close to the clowns second or third or first home. One could only hope so. Bloody scots they even bring us plague as well as a manic PM.
How’s he managing to both attend the Cobra meeting & dance on the graves at Auschwicz? I saw him this morning gurning away with the Polish PM Donald Tusk on TV. Expect disaster in Poland any day soon.
How’s his ‘resign Gordon’ count coming along? Just checked – best part of 22K. Wot? Only 22K? I’ve already emailed people I thought might be interested in signing but will try & stir up some interest at a pensioners’ meeting I’m going to on Friday.
GF… I think such stories – while being most entertaining – do rather suggest that your claim to political independence is a little thin…
I think time would be well spent identifying those who could have got rid of brown long ago but didn’t — when brown goes they should be held to account “why did you stand by, while browns government destroyed the country?”.
What a childish blog post Guildo, your political credibility has just flown out the window.
You must be new here. Do accept a full refund and fuck off.
ROFLMFAO!
quote of the day!
Sorry Guido. Swine Fever started in Mexico in February this year, before Salvatore Mundi had conceived his manic Cooks Tour to Save The World. The Earthquake was probably all his though, and his presence could have well increased the rate of infection.
(Sniggers)
I think the media classes find it hard to believe you truly are a free individual, it’s bad taste but so are fake messages of sympathy to people half way across the world, to make yourself look better!
Haha, you prove my point in your reply. Grow a backbone fool.
A bit like your spelling
Typhoid Mary Brown’s handshake etc may be the key factor in why only Mexicans (so far) have died from this virus. Everyone else across the world has merely felt a bit peaky.
My impression of Zardari’s shunning of Broon was a calculated insult at someone who Zardari knew was never going to be able to keep any of the promises that would have been spouted in their meeting.
Broon’s little shuffling dance at the news conference was classic. He was so uncomfortable he might as well have posted a sign over his head.
As someone else pointed out recently “When the going gets tough gormless goes missing”
Guido definitely has a point though – ever since brown has grabbed the reins of power we have been subject to an unmitigating series of disasters from the self inflicted foot and mouth own goal to economic meltdown.He really should carry a personal health warning.
Yes, but is Brown ready for ‘Strictly Come Dancing?’
Soon my friend very soon when I have finished my personal instruction.
More like Strictly Dance Cumming
At Strictly Come Gurning he’d be a whiz.
Better still, ‘Strictly Come Dancing With The Fishes’
“Broon’s little shuffling dance at the news conference was classic”
Maybe he has an embarrassing personal illness.
in poor taste. stick to westminster gossip.
Morning Derek!
I thought it was funny. Zardari’s a hoon tho.
It’s good to know God had a back up plan in case a cure for cancer was developed in time to save Jade Goody. There is no way she could have survived this new fever that kills pigs!
Cheers Bastard – got a sausage butty coming, thanks a bunch.
What’s it like up your own arse?
Have you seen the names under Bob thingy’s petition to keep the plonker?
Then brighten your morning, there are 27 rubbish names just made up in order to pass peoples comments about him.
Brilliant job Bob!
Read the writing on the wall mate, it’s a mile high.
Nobody wants him.
Put a quite word in his ear (then retire to safe place).
TELL HIM TO GO.
Don’t forget if you have not already done so you can put a real name on the Gordon must resign petition at:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
@16 – Now over 20,000 signatures. It’s catching almost as quickly as the pig-flu!
I’ve tried to start a couple of petitions, my guess is that one will be rejected and one will be allowed. Mind there’s a similar one to the one I think will be rejected so I’ll just point people to that one if need be even if it’s not quite worded properly.
what?
lol, one saying “election asap please” and one saying “no, we need to wait as long as possible for the election”. All in the name of political science you understand
(I want to see the difference in how quickly they get signed)
‘James Gordon Brown is an amoral f*cking sewer rat the worthless HOON’ needs to tell us what he really thinks…
Bob thingy’s petition sends as big a message as the ‘resign’ petition. Good move Bob
I’m a small businessman and one of those called on to pay 50% tax, Guido. When the budget was announced, I swallowed the line about us all pulling together with those earning more doing their bit. Since then, we’ve learned that Gordon wanted to put top rate tax up as far back as 1997, so it isn’t about pulling together at all, it’s about the old politics of envy back again.
I know this has bugger-all to do with Mexican earthquakes; I just wanted to make the point that to all the other accusations which can be levelled against Brown, the charge of being a deceitful, thieving incompetent fraud can be added.
I thought that was top of the list already?
Isn’t integrity one of those things you always hope for in politicians? For me, it takes a lot before I’ll believe someone is completely and utterly bereft of any.
Don’t the theft of all the private sector pensions
Geez Cabot man – have you been in Mexico for 12 years?
I rather thought he’d notice his mistake when hard-working folk couldn’t afford to retire.
Cabot
I’ll be 238 next birthday and I still can’t afford to retire, just happy singing my ole song….”working in da coal mine, going down down down, working in da coal mine……rock on nu labor my arse
Mistake, there is no mistake. My plan is going according to plan.
Thiinnnnnnngggsss can only get better
get better
Oh yeah oh yeah
Thinnnnngs can……
(Continue ad nauseaum)
A dentist I know has incorporated his practice in the last week to avoid paying the 50% tax rate (and NI) and will be paid by dividends instead. Next year he will pay less tax than he did this year.
Most dentists are sole traders so it is easy for them to make this move, it, would be very interesting to see if in a year’s time there are any dentists still running their practice as a sole trader.
Yeah, makes sense. I’m incorporated already and dividends are discretionary. You’d think they’d put the rate back down again when the tax-take goes through the floor. But then I guess they wouldn’t have put it up in the first place if they were motivated more by pragmatism than spite!
What really gets me is that, apart from Brillo, nobody in the MSM seems to be highlighting the effect of removing the personal allowance from people earning 100K so that those earning just over that amaount will be paying a marginal rate of some 60%. This will affect far more people and is a classic piece of Brownism.
Before Lab trolls start on me – I do not earn 100K+ and I am in favour of progressive taxation but I am even more in favour of honesty and transparency and policies that actually achieve something.
Brown is an imbecile. He won’t even have understood that he’s taxing those on between 100K and 112K at 60%. No amount of folk imploring him ‘But stop, one minute Gordon, look I’ll just show you, it’s won’t take long …..’ will penetrate his fucking thick skull.
He hasn’t a clue. Being PM was the goal all along. He has no idea what to do now he’s here. The whole gig is just so that he can fly around the world fitting in enough ‘being an international statesman’ in the 14 months he has left. A wall full of photographs with various world leaders. Just as it was important to Brown to equal Blair’s number of standing ovations in front of an audience of typists and cleaners in the US congress so he’ll want to ‘bag’ more photos of himself with presidents than Blair.
To him the whole gig is just a kind of train-spotting exercise. Ohhhh, look I haven’t got the full set of North American leaders. I need to go to Mexico…
His politics are just from the same diseased mind. Oooh. I shall spend more on schools, health, basically everything than anybody else in history ever. Then I’ll go down in history for that too…
Maths and economics are a total mystery to him. A diversion. An irrelevance. It really is all about presentation.
The man is insane. But he couldn’t get away with it without the support or at least craven acquiescence of 400 Labour MPs who just sit there and watch a lunatic butcher our economic future. I blame Brown but the other 400, the only ones who can legally do anything to save us right now are even more culpable. Brown is a nut-case but they are just as bad. Hmmmm, another 200bn squandered for no good reason just so I can get 200K in pay, expenses and pension contributions? Hmmm. No fucking contest. Where’s my expenses form.
@116 jgm2
Excellent summary. It feels like late-Roman politics – who gives a shit about the barbarians? Never mind the mad Emperor (don’t upset him or else), bread and circuses for the mob to keep them quiet, while they stuff their faces in Tuscan villas.
Unfortunately, in James Gordon Brown, Uber-Hoon, you’ve found that person.
There has been a terrible development in the virus. The swine flu has mutated with bird flu and now we have a “Flying Pig” epidemic. This new strain is known to have catastrophic effects on the taxpayers wallet with no known cure.
Watch out for excrement being dropped from a great height.
Anyone know where I can buy a reinforced umbrella ?
What’s new? Excrement’s been dropped on us from a great height since 1997.
Meanwhile, govenment scientists are working on a new deadlier strain of the virus that affects only Tory voters
“I’m scared,” Sarai Luna Pajas, a 22-year-old Mexico City resident, told the Associated Press news agency.
Your scared! Caramba!
Spare a thought fMiss Pajas for all those poor soldiers forced to sit next to Cyclops yesterday and even shake hands with the sweating mass of shite.
Serving in Afghanistan is bad enough without Mr YuKnob turning up and making you throw up in your cornflakes.
Please God make Gordo hug Tacki Smith.
Jonah’s dirty habit of kissing every foreigner who knocks on the door of No 10 has certainly helped to send pig flu to all four corners of the globe.
I also detect a bit of penny pinching inconcistency from our health chiefs. They say use handkerchiefs to stop the spreading of germ laden respiratory aerosols, then they say cloth face masks (same material as a hanky) do not stop germ laden aerosols so there is no need to supply the public with face masks..
To be fair it’s an airborne virus, reality is unless you live in a sealed bubble you’re at risk
Did you mean germ laden arseholes?
Credit Brown with one thing Guido, he knows exactly the right times to be out of the country!
So behind the times Guido. Do keep up.
Jonah Brown © Guido. You will be getting an ionvoice.
I’ll take it off the my bill for services rendered.
I am no supporter of Brown, but is using the term ‘mincing’ just doing what McBride was accused of doing, spreading slurs about a politician. Unless of course you know better in which case you could perhaps share the information with your readers.
He who lives by the slur…..
Calling Jonah a mincer is not a slur. It is a FACT.
And Guido is not the paid, No. 1 adviser to the prime minister. And the ‘slur’ is not being promulgated by so-called secret emails from No. 10 Downing Street. And, oh… just piss off.
There’s a big difference between the author of a political gossip website spreading slurs and a taxpayer-funded civil servant at the heart of govt doing that. If you can’t figure it out you are a bit of a dumbass.
Mincing = The production of or creation of, Put together ingredients, preparation of meat stuffs for that well know scottish dish ‘mince and tatties’
Why Robert what did you think it meant?
He does mince.
See Gordon’s Propensity to Mince.
He does it all the time. Have a look at pictures of him.
Just go and watch last weeks youtube video again re the his expenses plan – as camp as Charles Hawtrey skipping through a field of daises.
Shouldn’t that be a field of pansies?
Andy Murray was in close contact with our Dear Leader Kim Jung Broon this week. If he loses today against Monaco then we will know that the Curse of the One Eyed One is indeed real.
… and sure enough, Murray has lost to Monaco!!
6 Billion people on the planet and 200 deaths is headline news. The UK is fucked and it doesn’t even get a mention. Brown economics is the biggest disease this country has ever had. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be a cure, not whilst this country prescribes to PC and Human Rights (no accountability) medicine!
I think it may have got a mention.
What does that even mean, Anonymous? How does the economic crisis have anything, ANYTHING to do with “PC and Human Rights”? Stop reading the Mail.
There might be something in this – as viruses live in the nasal passages, shaking hands with someone who’s been having a good old root around for a tasty bit of snot has got to raise the risks of catching something.
That squaddie who tied 2 sniffer dogs to his right hand yesterday was merely taking sensible precautions.
If he had taken the dogs off the leash when the PM approached now that would have been sensible precautions and done us all a favour to boot.
The policeman at Downing St. must be thanking his lucky stars… he came so close to a handshake…
RSPCA report two sniffer dogs taken into quarantine last night with symptoms of urgent disposition, sweating, massive weight loss and rabies like madness.
What! The PM a mincer?
This cannot be true for I have seen him on YuKnob and he did not look like a mere mincer to me.
He looked like a total mincer.
Jonah, son of the Mince.
Even Barrie Obermeyer asked him why he hamburgers everywhere.
I say, old chap, that’s going a bit far, what?
Did you know, your blog’s RSS feed comes out quite strangely formatted? Perhaps get someone to take a quick shufti at the code.
It can only be a matter of time now before Mexico gets a visit from Geri Halliwell.
Is that a sign Labour has dumbed down everything?
It always used to be Kate ‘we can’t start the war yet as she is not here’ Aidie of Aljabeeba
I still remember the old jokes about Kate Adie being one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. She goes on holiday to a nice quiet country and civil war always breaks out. She wasn’t over Thailand a couple of months ago was she?
If we want to save the rest of the world from the same fate Britain is suffering there must be a travel ban placed on Brown.
I’d suggest a large block of concrete would do a permanent and equally good job.
16 tons sounds about right.
he already has that, it’s between his ears
………. and waduyah get?
a little bit older and deeper in debt.
16 tons sounds just right.
Quite right. Don’t let him back in the country. Or has he already slipped back in?
He’ll need to be back by Wednesday for Prime Minister’s not Answering Questions Time.
I think as a country we need to stop being so flippant and carefully consider how to save money.
The military have suggested that Trident should be scrapped and Brown kept as the ultimate deterrent. Any whiff of a threat and they get a visit from him.
That’s enough to strike terror into the hearts of everyone.
He fucks up everything he touches – he is the proverbial albatross, the boogey hanging from the nose of the body politic, the supturating boil on the arse of the Labour Party, the festering sore in the neck of rectitude (ok I made the last one up).
here is Littlejohn:
All Aboard Labour’s Dustcart to Oblivion
As his government disintegrates around him, mired in sleaze and incompetence, the Prime Minister has fled basket-case Britain and high-tailed it to Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Frankly, I’m glad to see the back of him, if only for a few days. I’ve run out of invective. The bile mine is exhausted. What else is there to say about this bankrupt barmpot and his third-rate, Third World administration?
But if he hoped this pointless trip was going to offer some respite from the train wreck back home, he was horribly wrong. In a typically inept display of bad manners, Brown managed to insult the Pakistanis on their own turf.
He’s a criminal liability at home and an ocean-going embarrassment abroad.
Guido
Are you suggesting that our dearly beloved leader and world saviour, Gordon, is directly responsible for swine flu??
Has it got something to do with MPs expenses and the continual trough swilling by our dearly elected members?
You’ll be telling us he’s f.u.c.k.e.d the economy next :0)
Poland is next on the hit list.
You would have thought that after the Nazis and Soviets they had suffered enough.
It’s a pity Auchwitz isn’t still open for business.
Fucking hell Hugo – that’s definately the most nearest to the knuckle comment today.
Liam Donaldson on the Holmes Show:
” We’re looking at ways of distributing medicines to large numbers of people.”
In my day that would have come under one of two headings. Firefighting or Crisis Management. Is he really saying that there isn’t an established procedure, the efficacy of which has been verified for such an eventuality?
How in the name of Drooper the Shrunk can he make that sort of statement AND not be quizzed by Eamonn Holmes ( so y’are. Fitabaytye?) on what he’s talking about?
Message to Liam Donaldson
Have you thought of Chemist’s Shops?
To be fair there’s not enough vaccine to go round, so it’ll go to the emergency services first (such as MP’s and DIY stores that sell 88p bath plugs)
He doesn’t want to say were the vaccine is, that was obvious. The more sinister interpetation is that the vaccine is still in India or some other third world country. If that’s the case, once the epidemic breaks out they will keep it for themselves.
@@@@ – Just thought I would throw them in for the pendantic ar$holes that hate any sort of alternate characters.
I think you mean “alternative” Steve, but then I’m just a pedantic arsehole.
Oh, and whilst I’m about it, when speaking of people, it is proper to use the word “who” rather than “that”
Apart from these vital points, I agree entirely.
Oh, and by the way, it’s “where” not were”, and there are two (2) “rs” in interpretation. and we usually capitalise the term “Third World”
Oh, and if you use the form “doesn’t” (as in “want to say”) you should say “is” (as in “that is obvious”)
If you want to say “that was obvious”, you should say “he DIDN’T want to say”
Just trying to help you out with your tenses.
Are we talking about the swine snot strain.?
Is he back in the country yet? Is it too late to close the borders?
six months of quarantine sounds good
Having been refused asylum in Pakistan, GB has gone on to visit Auschwitz today – he’s looking for his moral compass.
Simple joke: Swine flu? McBride must be sweating.
Moley says:
“The military have suggested that Trident should be scrapped and Brown kept as the ultimate deterrent. Any whiff of a threat and they get a visit from him.”
Can’t we use this as a campaign slogan? It is excellent that our military have declared war on Brown, so to speak! Well done that man!!
“Trident should be scrapped and Brown kept as the ultimate deterrent”
so basically the mincer would be then know as a -
” whip on of Ass lust function”
Couldnt we get the Hoon to do one of those gurning videos that he does ,
in this one he could wish the Taleban and Osama Bin Laden all the best,
That would fuck them up far worse than any air strike ever could.
While we have a £1.2tln debt earthquake reading 13 on the Sphincter Scale.
I met Brown last week – a really nice guy.
In my view it is pure coincidence that my wife left me this weekend and my house is being repossessed tomorrow.
Atchoo – oh bugger!
Hope he gets back from saving the World soon – his inbox in the office at No.10 is bulging over with important stuff (eg photo-op with Beckham, lunch with Halliwell, record message for American Idol, pay-in rent cheque for constituency office sub-let, meet Balls to find out what’s been going on at the Strategy Commitee recently, conduct annual Appraisal on Tom Watson and agree new email targets, check petition website to see how support is going, pop round to Purnell’s place to give it a spruce up before Landlord’s next inspection). With all that to do, thank goodness there’s no other distractions for a busy PM – what a relief that the economy is all sorted and will be back to yippedy-doo order by Christmas according to Alistair’s latest forecast.
Also first draft of further book…
and Note to self
Find Glenrothes vote register
Let’s hope that Calderon can have his revenge on Jonah. The Mexicans deliver a dose of Swine flu to the Palace of Westminster – and take all the pigs there off to hotter climes!
C’mon, be fair to Gordon – the govt have bought 30 million doses of tamiflu, even though only 12 million people voted for them. I think that’s a measure of how decent this government is, that they will save not only their votoers, but also their voters’ families, the dolescum who don’t vote, illegal immigrants, prisoners and the legally insane. Opposition voters will of course die, but if you will put yourself at risk like that, what do you expect?
On a more serious note, this curse of the manse needs looking at again. It’s unfair to blame Gordon. Obviously he can’t bring all this death and destruction himself – I think the explanation is clear: even God hates Gordon Brown.
And why wouldnt’ he? Gordon’s just no fucking good. He’s no good at politics. He’s no good at economics. He’s no good at ordinary human relations, any social activity. He can barely walk. He can’t drive. He can’t play computer games. He’s never had a real job. He cna’t tell jokes, He’s a terrible public speaker. I bet if you asked the bloke to wiggle a telly arial around he wouldn’t be able to do that either – he couldn’t successfully stand in a corner holding a piece of wire. The man cannot even smile on video without his audience hiding behind their hands. Seriously: what is Gordon good at?
Have Labour, the biggest shower of tossers in our country, actually elected – sorry, I dont’ mean elected do I – actually ordained the worst person in the country as PM?
That’s quite an achievment.
The obvious conclusion is that out of 400-odd Labour MP’s he is actually the best of them. And bearing in mind, with the full force of his economic idiocy becoming more manifest by the day, not one of them still has the courage or patriotism to call a leadership election then perhaps he is the best Labour have to offer.
That’s not very good is it?
Take heart – “the tsunami” is approaching – it’s first wave hits 4 June but the really big one is scheduled for when McBroon is forced to call the General Election !!!!
“I bet if you asked the bloke to wiggle a telly arial around he wouldn’t be able to do that either”
Brilliant – LOL
Has a single PM ever been so derided to this sort of level.
er… don’t know
Well if “God Hates Fags” it must logically follow that he also hates Gordon Brown – Simples.
My child,
I do not hate G.Brown. I believe he made a pact with the devil and is surrounded by demons . Would I make humans that ugly?
No need to reply as I already know what your answer will be-omnipresence has its advantages.
Och, dinnae ye ken oor Gordon was allays a “Special” wee bairn. I used tae wrap him up afaw tight so he couldnae hurt hisself, and noo look at him! He’s the cheiftain o’ england and he’s showin’ all the world what a clever wee feller he is.
In response to popular demand, can we please have a post dedicated to the demented filth-worshipping private life of James Purnell who rented a flat with the deliberate purpose of parking knee-high cones of excrement on the carpet and chevrons of vomit down the walls?
Did he do that so he could make McBridey feel at home if he popped round for a chinwag?
Was he ever visited by Mark Oaten?
It must have been a bipartisan NuLab/Lib do. Wonder what state the coffee table ended up in….?
don’t look under the coffee table, that’s where Brown has been and I’m not taling chewing gum here!
Cheeky
prolonged proximity to the presbyterian pestilence
nice bit of prose for so early in the morning, Guido
Sachsian…..
I couldn’t find Sachsian in my dictionary.
I always thought Sachs was where babies came from.
Sachsian. Chinese food but Hong Kong style?
Moley…
Sachsian,
Presumably from Leonard Sachs of ‘The Good Old Days’ fame….
But this time chiefly yourselves…
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480300/trivia
Can anyone just imagine the outcry if this had been the other way round?
“The Labour Party has become embroiled in a race row after a prospective female councillor was allegedly told she was ‘too white and Jewish’ to be selected. Elaina Cohen claims that Labour councillor Mahmood Hussain said he would not support her application for an inner-city ward because ‘my Muslim members don’t want you because you are Jewish’. ”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174046/Labour-Party-embroiled-race-row-candidate-told-white-Jewish-selected.html
I am a great believer in reciprocity.
If racism and prejudice is alright for blacks and muslims it should be alright for white people.
By the way, I am not white Anglo Saxon, so I am allowed to say that.
Yep. And we should have a special line at UK airports for American passport holders. Then we can make them all stand there for about two hours while a thirty stone black walrus with a bull-horn shouts into their face to get behind the yellow line. And then take all their fingerprints.
That’ll teach the fuckers.
Yep I just hate that arriving in the States I really do. However Brazil have done this for Americans only. The yanks absolutely loathe it.
The Russians have a special visa form for the yanks too. Ha ha.
So there’s Elaina Cohen who alleges that Cllr. Mahmood Hussain (former Mayor of Birmingham), when she rang him, said he wouldn’t support her selection as a councillor because she was white and a jew, and Hussain who, according to The Mail says “I would not make those sorts of comments. The allegations are not true”.
One of them is lying. I wonder whom.
Both of them? They are Labour after all.
Come on Guido, this post is in pretty questionable taste. People are dying in Mexico, a country which has troubles enough as it is. Suggesting that it is due to their president’s brief association with our godawful PM, even in jest, trivialises their plight.
This is the sort of thing that twat Draper would write. You’re better than that.
Lord, there’s one born every minute. “Wha’ abah’ ve chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildren?!?”
Look, clearly there are a lot of recent new readers here. This blog has a long history of trivialising the tragic, bad taste jokes and crossing the line. It ain’t gonna change just because circulation has doubled. If you don’t like it, go back to Iain Dale.
I’ve been lurking here a while, as it happens. I’ve just not commented before. Your usual stock in trade is the (generally accurate) skewering of the guilty. Here, you’re pulling in those who aren’t.
I repeat; not only are you better than that, but you have better things to do, like howl from the rooftops about central databases, Harman’s dreadful Bill and the ongoing cockup over expenses.
Questionable taste is what its all about.
It doesn’t make the slightest bit of difference to an ill person whether someone 4000 miles away says ‘I hope the bastards suffer’ or ‘I really hope they make a speedy recovery’. Actions, not words are what helps.
Which is why I am just going out to help round up my neighbour, who is just back from the Caribbean and is crawling around on all fours, grunting and rooting up the lawn.
People die every day. People die of prolapsed anuses. Doesn’t stop it being funny. We’re not laughing at the dead of Mexico, or the dead of Afghanistan, or the dead of Sri Lanka – we’re laughing at this idiot in #10.
To be honest, I don’t think I could laugh at the dead in Mexico even if I wanted to. I think I’m just all laughed-out, facing Broon day after day. it’s getting so nothing cracks me up any more apart from him – he’s like a black hole of hilarity. No other humour can compete. The absolute fucking pained absurdity of having this appalling man as our PM, our face to the world, dwarfs every other amusing topic.
Anyway, Draper couldnt’ write this, cus it’s funny.
I share Dan H’s discomfort.
“Incitement to hatred” is the phrase I would use, and it’s dangerous because the mob once formed is beyond control and has lost its humanity.
When posters talk about lamp posts and piano wire it has gone too far.
The moderator needs to do a bit more moderating.
Fascist don’t wear labels round their necks.
Ok then we won’t use a lampost so say, ….will a tree do it?
Environmentally friendly, pleasing to the eye and avoids all that nasty light pollution. This should meet all your delicate and specific needs and requirements while hopefully help to quantitively ease your ‘discomfort’.
Oh, Moley, FFS.
It’s not REALLY about lamp posts; I don’t suppose anyone will REALLY leap out and hang Jacqui Smith with piano wire.
It’s about resentment, frustration, hatred, loathing, anger, sadness, despair……. It’s hyperbole. We say these things because we know we can’t really do them. Somehow it just makes one feel better.
When posters talk about lamp posts and piano wire it has gone too far.
Until people are talking about lamp posts and piano wire it hasn’t gone far enough. Governments need to understand – viscerally, deep inside – that they can only push their populations so far. This government needs to learn that. It needs to understand that. The people around government need to understand that. I dare say there’s a certain relaxed air about some British governments – they look overseas and smile, thinking those fuzzwuzzies do it differently, and the British people could never be roused to do such things. I think they’re wrong. I think the venom expressed here and elsewhere is an indication that the British people very well might do such things. We cut off our king’s head.
Now, if you object to such violence – and I largley agree with you (not because I oppose violence as such, but because a violent revolution is generally uncontrolled and counterproductive) – then you should positively cheer the fact that people are writing about it, rather than doing it. You should applaud it, hoping that government listens and gets the message, and changes its path.
Mobs don’t lose their humanity btw – humanity is a mob.
I agree with a lot of what Frank Fisher says.
Revolutions need to be avoided because all they do is change the person standing on top of the dung heap. They don’t change the dung heap itself.
What is needed is a civilised way of ramming the message home to the Government in a way which keeps the peace and preserves human rights. (I mean human rights in the widest sense, not the legal mumbo jumbo.)
Civil disobedience is the way to go, not lamp posts and piano wire.
Ummm … how does that follow from my questioning of a bad taste joke?
BREAKING NEWS
sales of piano wire and manufacture of lamp posts UP
To Dan H at 207.
Sorry, we are making references to posts on previous blogs, but it does all make some kind of sense.
The problem is;
Politicians have betrayed their electorate in every way possible.
The electorate are furious.
We are discussing that fury and trying to express it in ways that are both constructive and decisive.
Okay Moley – civil disobediance. Let’s think about that. Firstly it’s hard to think of many instances where a secure government has been toppled by civil disobediance – in fact I can’t think of any. Any such “bloodless” coups or people’s revolts have normally succeeded only where governments have been engaged in war elsewhere, have internal fractures, are there on minority positions anyway. Hmmm. Maybe you have a point..
BUT, I firmly believe that governments, as OH would have it, should be afraid of their people. I want them to look at us and worry that one day they may find their Jag caught up in an angry mob, be wrenched from their back seat and be lynched at the side of the road. This is a good image for them to keep in mind. They are not the bosses. They are not in charge. WE are in charge. I dont’ want any minister to have the mistaken impression in mind that nothing they could ever do would rouse this country to murderous violence. If they think that, they will do any damn thing they please.
I’m a peaceable chap. I haven’t punched anyone for… twenty years. But I want ministers to know that there are things they could do that would indicate to me that I should rebel; not by marching or chanting, but by doing every thing in my power to kill them all. Now, I’m not about to indicate what those Rubicons might be – anyone who reads my stuff well enough might be able to guess – but like the American revolutionaries of old I think there isn’t only a right to eventually respond to repressive governments with violence, there is actually a duty.
I reckon most people would agree – where we would disagree is on what those particular Rubicons might be. But I’d hope all intelligent people, all patriots, all parents, would have them.
What do you reckon, Moley?
Jonah’s really done well…
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/swine-flu-hits-uk.html
Well, hits Scotland to be exact
Would it be out of order to say that I’m glad it’s happening in Scotland, purely as a means of hoping ‘ we can learn the lessons’ from this? Hopefully it will spread and include the Newcastle area…..
Harriet HaHaHarperson is having a wierd effect already:
here are recent changes at the Times courtesy of Dale:
New Times political editor Philipa Webster expressed her delight at the decision, while her deputy, Francesca Elliott heralded it as a “new dawn for women journalists.” Chief Political Correspondent Samantha Coates, dressed in white Versace, said “it’s time for the ‘lezzer lobby’ (copyright Paul Routledge 1997) to come out of the closet”. And in a stinging attack on her male colleagues, Chief Political Commentatress Petra Riddell exclaimed: “I don’t half look good in high heels, don’t I?”
Have you been reading my blog? (has anyone?)McSTALIN TOLD TO KNOB OFF, probably not but this post should get some attention BLOG SEX.
You lot have completely lost it.
At least there used to be some venom in what you wrote.
All since the orders from the Conservative Party HQ to tone down the filthy lying smears.
Wimps
Oh, you’re here. Was the bus late this morning?
Octogenarians have a short remaining life expectancy.
Especially since Labour have been running the NHS. Got those wards cleaned yet?
He’s only allowed on the computer once his medication has been taken. The nurses were probably too busy finding a suppository large enough…
How long is the shelf life for Tamiflu? Could this not be a scare to justify the expense of buying it. The new strain appears to respond better to Relenza. Use up the Tamiflu before the public work out that their money has been spent on a useless drug
Yeah Tamiflu has a short shelf-life, I think about 18 months, 2 years at most.
I agree that the Swine Flu outbreak is serious. However, I did notice that there was very little else reported on the TV this morning.
Gordon must be cock-a-hoop. It takes the spotlight off him.
it’s gone global now, pandemic even.
more scope for global solutions for global problems me thinks
i’m outta here
The incompetence of this government knows no bounds.
When the last outbreak of foot and mouth occurred here in the UK I was regularly travelling between UK -USA and Mexico. As soon as the outbreak occurred the Americans and the Mexicans had long disinfectant ‘floor mats’ at the doors of ALL planes arriving from UK and Europe latterly. We all had to walk through these and we all accepted this was a good and sensible precaution.
Wind forward to yesterday and some passengers were being temperature checked on arrival at Heathrow but none apparently at Gatwick or elsewhere? This is criminal Incompetence of the highest order bearing in mind air travel expedites the speed of any such contaigion, incubates the contaigion in an enclosed space for a number of hours during the flight and then of course the outbreak is exponential in its expansion after people leave the airport and spread out in various directions or other flights. If someone has symptons on arrival the quick isolation of ALL passengers on that flight can save future difficulties and lives and help to prevent spread.
The airlines could also help, but not recycling the same air breathed by all passengers whilst flying. If fresh air was pumped in, this might reduce the risk substantially.
Checking people’s temperatures before they get on the plane would be far more sensible than doing it on arrival, from an epidemiological point of view.
Doing it afterwords is pure tokenism.
Yes would agree but some flights can be upwards of 12 hours long so this can develop en route but agree sensible to do that as well but every precaution each end should also be taken.
what about blood pressure and full blood counts for all, FREE?
And arthroscopies, CSF checks ….. what’s in you bag madam?
That’s nothing, when I went to Oz about 25 years ago, the cheeky b**tards sprayed us all with disinfectant while we were still on the ‘plane.
Now nudging 21K and in the top five petitions.
The start of the endgame approaches swiftly.
Less than 4000 to go before those voting him out
exceeds those who voted him in (to parliament.)
The Twat in Poland at his news conference…..
When asked whether he regretted his YouTube announcement went into total denial..even claiming the Expenses climbdown had achieved ‘enormous progress’
WTF..the lying,scheming,traitorous prick is now definitely a candidate Broadmoor inmate.
Oh..and UK is ‘better placed than others’ ,and ‘will do everything necessary’ to tackle swine flu…heard that somewhere before?
As a prime effing swine,he should know best!
mmm nutter is he
It started in Poland
Cameron said at PMQ’s 1 April:
“We need a solution that is transparent, costs less than the current arrangements, and restores faith in the political process. Is it not the case that we cannot wait for another review, and that this needs to be agreed now? So instead of another review, will the Prime Minister agree to an urgent meeting between the main party leaders so that we can sort this out once and for all?”
Well he’s had his meeting, didn’t agree with an attendance allowance and made no alternative proposal, so now it’s back to the review.
What is Cameron’s proposal regarding MP’s allowances?
Like all the other Conservative policies, we haven’t heard but it is –
“Do nothing”
It is my understanding that because MP’s allowances affects all MPs, that Cameron is discussing solutions with all MPs, putting his proposals to them, and obtaining agreement from before making any announcements.
It makes more sense than announcing half baked and impractical measures and then shouting when the proposals are rightly rejected.
Obviously Moley can’t read, I said on 1 April:
“Is it not the case that we cannot wait for another review, and that this needs to be agreed now?”
Does Moley understand what ‘cannot wait for another review’ and ‘needs to be agreed now means’?
Evidently he doesn’t.
ACtually – you are 100% wrong. On 1 April Brown basically told CAmeron to get lost as the whole thing could wait for Kelly’s report after the next election. Cameron and Clegg both pressed for a meeting, and a solution, now. Brown again missed the obvious truth here and blathered on and on with some more tractor production numbers.
Then Brown did his about turn – made the video that ends all videos, then had the meeting that he previously said could wait until Kelly reported. Then he found no-one sensible agreed with his new panic proposal (which was based on two big lies anyway, then he’s climbed down and kicked it back to Kelly to report earlier than asked before. Kelly is now the latest in along line of people to tell our PM, yes he really is, to get lost.
Brown’s got egg on face, no credibility and no shame.
PS _ Let’s hope Christopher Kelly is no relation of the late Dr David Kelly – or at least keeps away form favourite woods ……..
I’m not talking about another review.
I am talking about discussions now to achieve consensus now, before making any announcements.
Message to David Cameron (not).
Was it William Hague who commented after John Prescott had attacked an egg thrower with his fists;
“Personally I have found it better not to punch voters in the face”?
these MPs should not be allowed to set their own expenses rates – simple
I have just had the horrible thought that maybe the poster who signs himself David Cameron, IS ACTUALLY DAVID CAMERON, and he did not bother reading what I had said, jumped to conclusions and made a gratuitously offensive reply. In which case God Help Us.
On the other hand, maybe the signatory is actually a drone from Tory HQ, in which case he did not bother reading what I had said, jumped to conclusions and made a gratuitously offensive reply. This makes him (or her) every bit as foul, incompetent and offensive as the contributors to Red Rag.
In which case God help us, we are between the devil and the deep blue sea.
Good point what is the Conservaitve proposal on allowances?
He’ll go really go mad only when Siobhan McDonagh defects to the Liberals.
These viral swine attempting to get into our beloved country.
Why hasn’t the lardy mincer protected our borders? Clearly his fault!
On Sky news it is reported that Snot Bot will take
“All the action necessary” to prevent swine flu.
Step 1. Stop breathing.
Step 2 Stop his cabinet breathing?
i had news feed yesterday afternoon on earthquake reuters , nothing on any media no pics , nothing , at 5.9 thats big enough for damage and casualties , weird or what .
as for jonah phenomenon , well its called swine fever , so far only deaths in mexico , other patients outside mexico have jad “bad flu” , so perhaps gordon acts as some sort multiplyer/intensifyer , certainly is provable on national debt .
dont know about but has anyone noticed labour cutting out wastes of money and trying to look err none labour , or perhaps even a bit mrs T , very odd , hear shami chakribarti is smiling , mind you we all should be , jaquie spliffs is making stasi systems and visible presence disappear , dont quite no what the saying is but somthing you can change the outside but still the same old labour inside .
I guarantee that Brown’s inner ring – sorry inner circle – are plotting even now as to how they can spin a global pandemic into an election winner for Snottus Gobbulus.
So, in the coming weeks, as thousands die, the health service collapses, and riots ensue over the poorly though-out distribution of tamiflu, our reassuring leader will be there, on our TV screens in a live broadcast from his bunker, telling us that it’s ok, everything is under control, and that Britain is “best placed” to deal with this catastrophe.
But how will this affect the price of my house? Srely if people are dying then demand for housing will go down and I will be in negative equity. The government should do something.
yes but you will be quantaively eased !!
Don’t worry Labour party members will still need second third and fourth homes.
You will but it’s within the rules
Is it time to bury bad news do you think?
http://www.plenty2say.com
With Brown now gadding about all over the world this week, Afghanistan, Pakistan and now Poland, can’t we get his advisors to book him onto a flight to Mexico City for a meet and greet fact-finding tour on the outbreak of swine flue. He could take the boy Parnell with him – he loves to live in a pig sty. And Jacqui Smith too – how she loves to get her snout in the trough.
By the way, I can’t decide whether Jacqui is more of a squealer or a grunter. I can’t see the husband Timney, being a solo performer of the pink oboe, getting more than a squeak out of her. She probably prefers reading the John Lewis catalogue in bed whenever she’s not sleeping at her sister’s.
Getting very serious now… Official advice is NOT to travel to Mexico
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-foreign-office-advice-do-not-travel.html
FO Advice “Maintaining a distance of at least six feet from other persons”
Jokers! I’d just love to see them even attempt to do that in Mexico City. Anyone who has ever been there will know precisely what I mean.
i dont know about that one , every place other than mexico , its just flu with recovery
however where i do agree with you is the strange and as yet undetermined way it came about , 600 cases of “flu” in mexico were being analysed some time before it became new variant swine flu , so disease control for americas (located in USA) has few questions to answer
NOT worthy of you, Guido; pointless bile. Get a grip.
ipsos custodes?
BBC newsweb breaking news headline:
“PM says UK government will take ‘all the action necessary’ to prevent swine flu spread”
Be afraid, be very afraid …..
But is is already bloody here!
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/swine-flu-hits-uk.html
Bit bloody late, now! Idiot government.
What a shame we can’t bottle this swine flu and release it in Troughminster, I can think of a lot of greedy piggy’s who need putting down starting with the hog of doom himself! Are there any infected Mexicans who could be parachuted in maybe? No offence to Mexicans, I like Mexicans especially their food. Watch out for the anti terror laws being used this weekend to stop the Mexican wave going around various football grounds, just in case, you know elf and safety like!
If it gets a grip here they’ll ban football games.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Is Gordon Brown the worst Prime Minister ever?
Can you imagine any other picking their nose and eating it on the frontbench during prime ministers questions?
I’ve seen five bellies do it at HOQs within the last few weeks. Life can be a booger for the cabinet.
I think he will have his wish.
His mark in the History books will be more permanent than Tony Blair’s.
what, a small, round green, spongy thing on every page?
Yes, as the worst PM the UK has ever had.
Yes, thick black marker pen.
Is the Pope Catholic?
I actually find all this “curse” business unconvincing. I bet you could list all of the places that Guido’s been in the last six months and then discover something bad that happened in the vicinty shortly after.
It’s rather like when “The Passion of the Christ” came out, and the media went crazy because two people around the world had heart attacks whilst watching it. Well, with all the millions or tens of millions of people going to the cinema every week, I bet that happens with every film. Especially if it has Richard Gere in. There’s something about his cardboard acting that makes me want to die.
Is anyone else unconvinced by the Government’s assertion that “we are the best placed nation in the world to deal with an outbreak”; just like we were “the best placed country in the world to deal with the global downturn”…
Exactly what I was thinking. You can imagine the employees at the vaccine bank shouting at the telly “are we FUCK!”
They still haven’t put together a plan for distributing the vaccine yet. At least the US has FEMA. Excellent agency, providing you don’t live in New Orleans…
what we need is outlets on major high streets and supermarkets… i got a snappy name for them as well.. ‘Chemists’..
no?, ok, i’ll get me coat….
I saw McFuckwit talking to some poor American squaddies at Camp Bastion yesterday. His exact words to them, as he smirked like a rapist, were:
“And how are our British friends treating you?”
UnHuhningbelievable. The slack jawed cretin seems to have forgotten that he is British. He now thinks he is the President of the United States, talking to his troops. The Commander in fucking Chief no less.
This is serious. We need to get McWank on a visit to Dallas fast. I’ll gladly pay $12 for a Mannlicher Carcano if the CIA can find patsy.
When asked how he felt about having brought death to the people of Mexico, Mr Brown responded that he had no regrets as “it was the right thing to do”. Fucknugget.
I note that it started in America and spread to Scotland, Sounds too familiar.
I remember in the Foot and Mouth outbreak the Scots wanted to ban the movement of English cattle to Scotland. Ideas any one
Gordon Brown has said. “The UK is one of the best prepared countries to deal with swine flu and “all action necessary” will be taken to stop its spread, ”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8021916.stm
Health Minister Jose Angel Cordova said all of those who had died were aged between 20 and 50. Infections among young healthy adults are a characteristic of past pandemics.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8021827.stm
Goodbye all…!!
Hope the Mexicans can find some way to beat swine flu successfully. Meanwhile, condolences to people who have lost friends, relatives through it.
Great story in, obscurely, the Health Service Journal:
“Scotland calls off pandemic flu practice as swine flu worries grow”
A four-week emergency exercise to test Scotland’s resilience against pandemic flu has been suspended in light of the threat of an actual pandemic.
http://www.hsj.co.uk/news/policy/scotland-calls-off-pandemic-flu-practice-as-swine-flu-worries-grow/5000875.article
Now we are completely fucked. The snot gobbling one eyed son of the manse has now declared “We are well placed to tackle the outbreak”
That has a familiar ring to it. For fucks sake will someone shoot the cretin !!!
I think we’re well placed to kick him in the tackle.
It is amazing. He seems to have a 100% record on bringing bloody catastrophe down on everything he touches.
The longer he stays, the more fucked we are.
Whether you needed it as an alliteration tool or not, less of the Presbyterian jibes please, ye dirty plastic paddy Fenian get ye. We can’t help it if the bed wetting fool is one of us….
Brown’s premiership is turning just as I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
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