Dave the Rave : Computer Facial Matching Analysis
Alex, a co-conspirator, has run the pictures through some imaging software.
What do you think?
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
It’s Dave alright.
Looks a lot like him… I want a statement from him though.
He’s a different colour in each photo so no its not him
You are promoted.
Would you like me to cosh him over the head detective?
Differant shaped nose, and no dimple in the chin. Though the eye’s are similar.
Saying that it also looks a bit like my cousin. And I don’t think he has ever been to a rave.
W.W.
You have to agree, though, that the saddo lefties never have a tenth of this much fun ragging “their” “leaders”.
They don’t even begin to understand the concept. That’s why they all end up in hell like Hitler and Stalin and pol Pot and that Sendero-Luminoso guy in Cuba who slices people’s faces off while living, whatsisname, CheCastro, who keeps on cropping up al over the continents and centuries….
Seriously, who cares?
How about a few words from LabourHome supporters moaning about what a crap leader they have and electoral destruction ?
Thought this was most amusing and revealing
blog tart,
who cares? no one cares what you think.
seriously.
so your line here is: move on, nothing to see here, eh? that’s a bit of a new labour war and occupation type thing to say, innit?
dave the rave is off his fucking nut for fucks sake. look at the c’unt.
so, let’s see: dave ‘the fucking rave’thinks it’s alright to gurn like a motherfucker back in the day, but he is in a right wing anti-drug party that just loves to beat up on pot heads.
let me guess, you’re anti-drugs right?
I bet you think prohibition is a good policy.
yet you support the torydalek party which is currently being led by dave the fucking rave.
you’re ‘aving a larf!
sorry, blog tart, but you are full of shit.
Guido having fun….. naughty boy lol. Can we have all the labour front bench done the same way? Oh and the Lib dems please, not forgetting the Hon member for Glenfidich
TAT, does anyone on here gives a stuff what you or I or anyone else thinks? Practically everyone who comments is full of shit, you included.
As it happens I don’t think prohibition is a good policy, it’s doomed to fail like every other attempt to force social change. The whole drugs policy needs radical overhaul and re-evaluation, but none of the major parties have the guts to do it.
I don’t particularly support Dave, just loathe the other lot, but so what if he had a few when he was young? Who didn’t? Just ask Kate Moss what constitutes proof of drug taking, I think you’ll find that being photographed in the act in front of witnesses is not enough.
Nice one Guido.
I enjoy a good Facial on the internet.
blog tart,
I couldn’t give a fuck if dave used to get high on acid and mushrooms and cocaine and and hashish.
but I do think it means he is a completely inappropriate candidate as a tory leader.
dave looks good and he’s good with the common chat but behind the frontage he is merely a a representative of the very people who have just fucked up the banking system.
and it is no good dave bleating about the state of the public finances.
the conservatives have offered little if any opposition for the last twelve years and so it is no good bitching now. indeed, new labour could not have caused the damage they have to the country without the compliance of the conservative party.
oh, and blog tart, mind your fucking manners, eh?
Sorry to disappoint you but that is not a match.
Eyes and cheek bones do not match.
Agreed. And his hairline has advanced. But CCHQ ought to run it as an ad anyway, to spike the chameleon stuff Labour will run.
Can the software do the same for McBust, from the nappy picture to his normal ill-fitting suit?
Good crack, but its the hairline for me that kills it.
Have to agree. The right eye socket looks different too.
Fact is some people look like others and this was 20 years ago.
And so what? I thought it did look like him first time round.
But there can be no shortage of young Cameron photos – just like young Blair and (yuk) young Brown ones.
This is rubbish. Not up to your usual standard at all.
Time to get back to the serious business of skewering Two Dinners and that loathesome Mirror propagandist.
actually that dude is right, they eyes are no good. It was Gordon Brown, or that hoon chappy, all along.
A question: i have always wondered…how can anybody give a job to a fellow who says, voluntarily, that he is called “hoon”? Let alone elect a specimen?
forensic retired,
when taking acid the rules change.
the doors are where the windows should be and the windows are where the doors should be and it’s all so confusing.
take you for an example: you are a tired old Huhne who is confused and you haven’t even taken any acid. see?
give it up you retard.
it’s dave on E.
no doubt motherfucker.
this is such a fucking sweet deal dude.
If you gradually morphed the original pic into one of *me* (5’2″, half-Chinese, female), it’d be about as convincing. And I say this as an emphatic drug enthusiast.
His nose grows and droops. Can drugs do that too?
It should be quite easy for Dave to disprove its him.
That bloke has quite a distinctive hairdo.
S
Get a picture of DC at that age, and compare haircuts.
I would be surprised if he is that bothered.
It’s a picture of soomeone having a good time at a rave, not kiddie fiddling in Thailand.
W.W.
I wanna hear it talk before commenting
Silver spoon is missing, hard to tell otherwise.
EPNS spoon is missing you mean. It’s his wife’s family who are the “real” gents.
Not that it makes the slightest difference or that I feel any the less for the man personally.
He really needs to up the ante or he will go down as being useless.
It’s easier to get into Eton than you imagine. Failing the Trials is where you come unstuck. But they don’t tell you that in the prospectus. The public school circuit is littered with those leaving to finish off their final years elsewhere.
Who cares Guido if it is him in the photo. Where’s the picture of our PM with the dodgy eye and the greasy slicked back hair as if he was an extra for the Hamlet cigar ads? Che Brown a la 1970′s.
So what if it is? I’m only interested on how much or how little of a fuck up he is now.
It must have been back in the days when he had a personality.
Oh wow, a badly animated gif fade, haven’t seen one of those for a while.
Sorry, what was the question?
Ooooh, get you!
Nah. It’s Kirk Douglas, Guido has been photoshopped, and I claim my £20,000.
We should all, most of all Guido, be thrilled if it was him! It shows he was human
(sad if it turns out to be Gordon Brown or the Hooniman, what a waste of a party.)
Weren’t they your parties, Guido?
So, i guess you should know!
surely david cameron and nick clegg, are related, i listened to mr clegg last nigh and also watched him on newsnight, thought at first it was david cameron.
No it’s not – real Dave’s eyes are closer together than fake Dave’s.
Labour MP: I don’t mind the PM screwing up the economy, but tell him to leave our expenses alone.
Who cares?
“Man had long hair and smiled” scandal
++Stop Press++
Shouldn’t you still be in bed?
Who cares? Not me, that’s for sure. Come on Guido, this isn’t really getting the bastards, is it?
Looks more like Harry Enfield to me……..
If you look close enough you can see the silver spoon sticking out of his mouth.
Can we please have details of the image matching software used? Using the excuse, “Oh, I used Photoshop” is not a suitable answer. I’m sorry Mr Fawkes but I worked at Adobe on a number of plugin developments, I previously worked (1993) for Kai Krause on a lot of similar projects and I have recently worked for companies such as Cognitec and FaceVACS in Germany on this sort of software.
I can tell you categorically that there is no whatsoever that you or your co-conspirator Alex can possibly generate a David Cameron match from that frame.
Its morphing software not face-matching software. Morphing delivers a fairly smooth transition from anything to anything else. You could morph Mrs T into Dave just as easily. In fact Labour probably will.
The only difference between Dave and the rest of us at 22 is that thank god most of us didnt have what we were up to recorded. This line is instinctively weak
Secondly (and sorry to harp on this) Can we compare this photo (http://www.gavinwhenman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/david-cameron-bullingdon.jpg) with the one you have. I think we might agree that a 22 year-old Cameron in late 1986 (9th October to be exact) might not quite have such long hair by the time this photo was taken?
the Bullingdon photo was taken in June 1987 . I should know. The rave picture is not DC.
Cheekbones look wrong.
What else have you got from this clip, Guido…. and why did your original post talk about video copyright, when you haven’t yet posted any … ?
yo anyone know whats up with labourhome i need a laugh
That’s right guido rip into those Tory boys! They are far more sleazy than people think. Brown has been good for this country in general. The recent crises DID start in America. It was bushes fault. Brown and obama are far more capable than their predecessors.
Vote laber
fook get a nurse
Global warming lie exposed as NWO totalitarian control method and propaganda
No, it’s Bob Geldof before he stopped washing.
I tried morphing Gordon Brown and a lump of shit, but the shit kept coming out looking better.
easier to morph a lump of shit into GB..less transitions…
I reckon not…
I agree, it looks more like that geezer on the Turin Shroud.
Do you mean Tom Green?
Definitely not DC. The raver looks completely off his head, and if Cameron was ever seriously into drugs I’d like to think he savoured them like vintage Claret. The raver can probably now be found siting outside Budgens with a dog on a string, whining about small change.
Big change is what we need.
I think I’d like to know the name of that software.
Otherwise, not really fussed.
He’s been at the Botox again and that’s definately a wig.*
*Note to friend in Italy, they are convincing these days, go on treat yourself.
I have sliced open a big salad tomato and it has a picture of Cameron inside. Or it might be The Tuscan. Or Fawkes. Should I put it on eBay?
That’s odd.
I folded across a picture of Guido from the Telegraph, and it looks like a tomato.
I folded a picture of McPoison and you couldn’t tell it from an arsehole.
thanks might do that
i folded a picture of myself and ripped it in half and matched it up with damian hirsts and now im calling it art and charging 2000 quid for it
Gordon has been saying we are “Best placed of any European country” to protect ourselves against Swine Flu.
So, time to dig a big family grave sized hole in the garden and put a can of unleaded and some matches nearby. Makes it easier for the handful of survivors to rebuild.
Bill, with such excellent ideas I hope you serve on the health select committee.
Gordon saying he’s going to do whatever it takes to save us all from swine flu: Alan Johnson appearing on the news now actually talking about health matters rather than having to explain to us how Brown had absolutely no idea about McBride.
Anyone else get the impression that Labour are rejoicing in the distraction provided by swine flu and will see it as little less than heaven-sent. Notice there’s little talk of Darling’s budget and the borrowing bombshell, no more on the 50% tax hike, nothing about the banks, or email smears, not much on expenses beyond Brown’s U-turn on his crap idea of getting paid for turning up.
Let’s watch a Labour strategy develop of ‘do whatever it takes’to prolong the sodding flu ‘crisis’. FFS they’ve gone and activated COBRA because two Scots have come back from holiday with the sniffles. God only knows what they’ll do if someone dies (although hundreds do of flu every year).
To pinch a line from Life of Brian; Brown ‘you, lucky, lucky bastard’.
Yup what’s a ‘few’dead bodies compared to Labours survival – wouldn’t surprise me if they started the blooding thing – Don’t forget they have form in this regard namely Iraq
It’s not Brown that’s doing it, it’s the bloody useless twonks in the media who are lapping up the scraps thrown to them from the Great Leaders table.
It is very difficult sometimes to know who is worthy of the most contempt.
Get your updates on Swine Flu from the New York Times, not the drivelling imbeciles in charge of this Country’s media.
Yep. Brown will be doing his ‘happy dance’tonight. A lot of suitably serious talk tomorrow about ‘doing the right thing’and ‘taking all appropriate measures’. If it all blows over then, just like the last F&M outbreak he’ll be proclaiming it’s because of his decisive action and if a million of us die of flu he’ll be fucking delighted because then our minds really will be elsewhere for the final 14 month run-in of idiocy.
Cameron won’t have so much time to ask him how it squares away with his self-proclaimed ‘saviour of the economic universe’status to be lectured on economics by a Chilean woman (the misogynist bastard will hate that) and the prime minister of Poland.
Hope it only gets lefties.
It was Margaret Thatcher who discovered how to manipulate the media successfully.
The media collectively has only a single brain cell and can only cover one topic at a time. If you wish to distract them it is very easy either to dream something up or magnify something else out of all proportion. You then throw the stick into another corner of the room and all the little doggies run after it happily wagging their tails, ignoring what you don’t want them to look at.
Every bloody paper carrying the the same bloody story.
What a bunch of simpletons.
BBC News had it as their ONLY news story.
Yawn.
WARNING WARNING .. NuLab Distraction story (2 very well people in hospital whilst our country is terminal)
It’s a non story. Never was, never will be.
Period.
Isn’t it ironic, and not only Scots, but are now in hospital in MONKLANDS.
This is NuLabour Darkness Central.
I smell a rat.
Compare and contrast McSnot’s relaxed attitude to Prof. Ferguson….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174110/Up-40-population-swine-flu-outbreak-global-pandemic-warns-leading-expert.html
Up to 40 per cent of the British population could be infected with swine flu over the next few months, a leading expert warned today.
Professor Neil Ferguson, a World Health Organisation official, predicted millions would be hit if the deadly outbreak becomes a pandemic.
Yeah, just like Aids, BSE, SARs, Bird Flu etc etc.
Pardon my cyncism.
I was perfectly calm until I read:
“Brown insisted Britain is well-placed to tackle outbreak ”
WE’RE DOOMED!!!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!! THE ONE-EYED SON OF THE MANSE HAS JINXED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.imperial.ac.uk/P5222.htm
New grant to control disease outbreaks
A team from Imperial, led by Professor Neil Ferguson, department of infectious disease epidemiology, has been awarded £600,000 from the Biotechnology and Biological Sciences Research Council
of course he thinks there will be fucking pandemic
FFS its the flue why is everybody treating it like the black death? or am I over reacting?
The majority of the british public have been affected by swine flu for the last 12 years. Its called the NuLabour strain is extremely virulent and affects virtually every strata of society that has a hard earned penny to rub together.
The virus should eventually run its course and be eradicated by june of next year but may well mutate into a new strain give or take a decade.
So has the inimitably stylshly googly balls health minestrone Alan Turdface.
What a caper.
Pork anyone?
Thought there might be a Brown tread somewhere around here.
Anyway, seen on the web:
The Labour Party is now so shallow, but that won’t stop it drowning in its own puddle of knee-high shit.
As in http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-foreign-office-advice-do-not-travel.html
D onot travel to Mexcio? Bloody Hell! Don’t let Brown anywhere near you! Ever!
Yeah, well typical innit that a fucking kilt-wearing, haggis-munching, sheep-shagger couple should be the ones to bring a pandemic virus into this country. Not as if that fucking country spawning the one-eyed sone of Satan was fucking well bad enough, eh?
Aye . They should have gone down to England where the morris-dancing , sausage-munching (in more ways than one) , pig-shaggers could enjoy the full benefit of this multi-cultural extravaganza !
Personally I would just send all English bile-filled bigots for “resettlement in the East”, so that the rest of us Britons can just get on with it .
The best laugh all day, Bill.
Totally agree! The One-Eyed-Ones curse has fucked us all
Still, I did just get my second passport renewed. The Swiss may be paranoid fuckers, but when they say prepared they fucking-well mean it.
Pity the parents will have to stay, but again a bright side for the UK – think of all the inheritance tax that this government will collect. Shit, that’s the evil fucker’s plan….panic!!
Surely you should be comparing like with like, i.e Dave at 21/22 years of age i.e in Bullingdon Photos vs this one!
nothing like him so there
That is surely Brave Dave Cameron himself…………
…. otherwise there is some other guy walking around who can make a fortune as a look-a-like once Cameron becomes PM.
P.S. Have you noticed that there are zero Gordon Brown look-a-likes on the look-a-like circuit?!
Bad enough there’s there’s the original Brown out there, I don’t think the nation could cope with more than one, I mean double the Jonah it’s unthinkable.
1.21 gigawatts?!?
Where we’re going, we don’t NEED roads!
Yep, The whole of Britain is going “Back to The StoneAge!”
Starring Doc Brown as the mad economic scientist who takes the country on a trip 30 years back in time using 1.21 gigapounds of currency…
Continues.
If they do another re-make of The Addams Family, Snotty could be in with a shot at Lurch.
Timms has already cornered that role
He’ll have to wear lifts
Jonathon Cook if there are they’re in hiding
A McRuin look-alike?
Could anyone really be that unlucky?
Hairy Angel?
A McRuin look-alike?
Dont see many of them – most end up in hospital, after ‘bumping into’members of the public
Och, tha’s unfair yon wee sconner. Ther’s na Gordon Broon look-a-likes since tha’s nae way tha oor Gordon ca’SEE any o’r person.
Wa deed trie a’make a Gordon double, honest, but, as ye well nae, when we took his eye wi’a spoon oot he scrimmed like a wee babe. Twa’better to make a Doogie double – a’least HE might win an election!
It is Gorgon
its gotta be him
Close, but no cigar.
So a guy now looks like something else but similar when he was younger.
And the news is?
It’s not news, just a bit of a laugh.
It could be DC – but I really couldn’t care less.
Forehead is wrong-it isn’t the boy Dave
The nose is clearly different.
Agreed. That’s the clincher.
If it is someone else then they can confirm it??
Nope not him, no sirree, You’ll have to find another source of income.
Whe cares??
Quite stunnig, but the foreheads don’t match.
Those things aren’t necessarily reliable. You might as well run Gordon Brown over the same image.
Or just run him over.
And reverse afterwards just to make sure!
….or just as a reminder (if one were needed) resurrect the one where he morphs from Stalin to Brown to Bean.
This one??
http://media.photobucket.com/image/stalin%20brown%20bean/Busarush12/stalin-brown-bean.gif
Remember the Met photo showing how poor J. C de M looked like Ali Baba?
No.
No.
Isn’t it a bit strange that there is a picture of David Cameron in exactly the same position as the ‘rave photo’, down to an identical smile?
Is it possible that the ‘rave photo’is in fact a photoshopped (and deliberately blurred) picture of Cameron?
Well it’s from a video, so… probably not. I mean obviously it’d be possible to do it in a video, but it seems a bit beyond the resources of the Labour party (or whomever) to do.
That said, the “now” picture in the merge looks a bit duffed up. It looks more like Chris Tarrant than Dave.
Blindingly obvious when you think about it – well done Mike
We ought to get a picture of a young Brezhnev dancing a jig and transform into Gord.
Seems unlikely: if it had been done like that it would actually match his facial structure.
I don’t care.
Brown to Bean was more convincing.
So what?
Not really evidence. The match isn’t brilliant and the chances are that plenty of other faces would match equally well. Try it with some other long (rather than round) faces and you’ll probably get an equally good fit.
Yes, I just did that and can confirm that it’s Basil Brush
Look closely and you’ll see that the transformation goes by way of George Osborne.
nose is wrong.
Michael@22 – it’s a screencap from a video, so almost impossible that the blurred photo is faked.
that’s our Trev
I don’t think your young man was worth the £1m I paid for him, Mrs F.
Michael (comment no 22) may be on to something. Is Guido sure that this is not a fake from the NuLab School of Politial Creativity?
All heads should have this ability
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Rib tickling petition on No 10 website supporting Gorgon.
This could go into the Guinness Book of Records as being the only web petition of support of a sitting PM that has had more abusive signature removed than are allowed to stand.
Some of them a very funny. They must have scrubbed about 50+ including my Faux Cough one.
It helps to pass a pissing down day and must bring a ray of sunshine in the lives of the censors in The Bunker.
Wonder if anyone will tell him about this glorious declaration of support and fealty or have they run out of Nokias and laser printers?
My personal favourite:
D N Disnigh
Prof L. Igate-Tosser
Dustin Mihands
Gordon Smallcock
Mr. P. Iss-Off
Mr N.O. McMandate
Ivor Broquen-Printer
Noki Aitonthehead
Joy Wendy Endcomes
I vote for Hugh Jarse.
Can anyone vote?
I love the one that’s signed ‘All your friends at the BBC’!
Painfully true…
I’ve pasted the original first page just after comment #172 on the “Jonah Brown’s Mexican Wave of Tragedy” thread on this site. They’ve already (13.42) taken down the majority of signatories (ho ho, excuse pun). It’s awaiting moderation so I don’t know if it’s visible to all. Bloody hilarious – what a crazed idea it was in the first place.
* Joy Wendy Endcomes
* Andrew Neil
* Charles Ponzi
* D N Disnigh
* Noki Aitonthehead
* I. Wright
* Mr N.O. McMandate
* Ivor Broquen-Printer
* Mr. P. Iss-Off
* Mr S Meargate
* Dustin Mihands
* Gordon Smallcock
* Mrs Tricoteuse
* Prof L. Igate-Tosser
* Nick Robinson
* Asif Ali ZARDARI, President
* Sarah Brown
Mine was Juan Ay-Jocque
I thenk yew…
Some real corkers on there now, I particularly like:
“”Mr N.O. McMandate”"
Priceless – pure comedy. I’ll go for R Ving-Lhuun.
From the Daily Mail comments
My petition in support of the PM was posted yesterday and has already gathered more than 50 signatures. Proof, if it were needed, that Gordon Brown retains confidence in these pressing economic times, I say!
- bob roberts, worcester, uk, 28/4/2009 9:44
He is clearly round the bend
Tell you what I bet he gets more red ticks on the mail website than sensible names on his petition on the No 10 website.
The man always was utterly Bonkers!
He did get 50 odd signatures but 46 were spoofs and he didn’t notice?
Twat
More from the Daily Mail comments
Laura Williams, Herts, UK – I have just checked my petition and I can categorically say that my hamster has not signed!
- bob roberts, worcester, uk, 28/4/2009 11:32
He’s Lying
- Bob Roberts Hamster, Newport, Wales, 28/4/2009 15:31
*cough*
(although the petition link hasn’t arrived yet)
I have just checked my internet connection from here on my deathbed in Bagram and I can clearly state that I did not sign any Gordon Brown petition.
Yours with 2 bullets in the leg and in the slight hope that he will not be sent to the Sparkbrooke Muslim Rehabilitation and Re-Education Facility
I signed it but they thought my name was false
Infantile, but very funny, it had me laughing out loud. Dozens of signatures, and only 4 of them are genuine.
Has Izzy Bonkers signed yet? Noah Hope? Lucia Deposit?
Its even being read in Afghanistan
Major R.Sole
General Despair
Private Dancer
Private Parts
Lord Overus
Barracks Obama
Seaman Eater
I C Cox
Marshal of the Royal Arse Force
Vice Admiral Richard Timney
Sapper Will Tew-live
Gunner Loseit
Master Bayter
Corporal Punishment.
Colonel Mustard.
Pissed myself laughing. Do you think the McBozo has been told or are the Bliarites managingv the website?
You people are not showing due respect to THE LEADER !
I would imagine they’re the ones posting on it.
Mr Schicklgruber is right. You vermin just do not understand the strain that is on the LEADER at a time like this. You stupid British bankers !
Give them hell LOSIF !! THE SCUM.
You really are stretching our credulity with this one – with imaging software I could easily morph the Mona Lisa into Gordon brown but the original would still be the Mona Lisa.
Can we all agree to disagree on this one???????
Nose wrong. Chin wrong. Hairline wrong. Either Cameron has had some SERIOUS plastic surgery or the current leader of the opposition is an IMPOSTER.
Where is the real D. Cameron esq?
no, but who cares.
So what if it is or isn’t Cameron? This story is not very interesting…
I think I’m bored. Slow tip day? Here’s one: Brown just got a slap-down from the Polish premier: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6185051.ece
Plenty more where that comes from. The IMF for a start.
Wonder if the leaders have a betting pool on which country is going to make Brown look like a twat next?
Yesterday Pakistan, today Poland.. the French and Germans have already moaned.. er, Russia?
If the British take their head of state being slapped down by Belgians without a wholesale revolution, I have no more hope for the country.
looks more like joe strummer
Hardly a scandal or negative, not quite on a par with the indiscretions of ZaNuLab……. light entertainment until we get back to the real targets, I hope!!
FFS..what’s the bleedin’interest in this POS story..and who cares?
Well…I’d like to know..the public need to be told.
We are the best placed Country in the World to deal with this,and we will do everything in our power to find the truth
Did nt that photo start in America ?
who cares?
‘Computer Facial Matching Analysis’my arse. Animation Shop 3 can do that and it’s ten years old.
Did the Met. lend you their special computer or did you download the S/W from the Internet?
I used some special ‘Computer Facial Matching Anaylsis’to match this fat head to this fat body: BROWN BUST
*reaches for mind bleach*
SB, on a nought to ten scale on the Vomit-o-meter that was a 15…
But how did you get him to pose for that ???
Told him Mandy wanted some publicity shots
Nice one Mr Swiss
In future, perhaps any links to pics of McBust on here should carry a “Guido Health Warning”.
Perhaps even with a shock grading… #1 being a standard “on the doorstep of No10″ shot to yours which would be a #10 “best viewed from 20 paces”
It’s a slow day, the mind is wandering……
Thanks for the kind comments, having earlier posted Jackboots Jacqui’s delights (Tuscan Tony appreciated her head removal from the picture) I thought I would even things up and post one for the ladies.
I took 5 grams of Special K with Dave at a party in London in 1987. He took it well, to be fair. He kept on trying to touch my balls though.
Judging by the imperfection of the facial comparison, I suspect that you are using the same software that is used by the image scanners at UK airports designed to stop known terrorists from entering the country. And just like that software, just about any face will match just about any photo.
Could be worse, he could have looked like this when he was younger:-
http://tinyurl.com/hague-the-younger
“I drank foooooourteen pints a day when I were a lad!”
I think there is a very determined attempt to delay the rise of the “resign” petition to being the most popular. It’s reached 22642 now and looks like it may even fail to reach the number 2 spot today. Perhaps those in the bunker fear a hail of Nokias on the return of the profligate-with-public-money son of the manse.
Just to put the record straight,I will not resign,even when you bastards vote for those slimy Tories,and give them a 250 seat majority.
I am the Saviour..the second coming;and my mission is to make Earth the Centre of the Universe..not Zog! You mere mortals cannot yet understand,as your intelligence is limited..but in 2000 years time I will be vindicated.
Oh..and it’s Sony Ericssons.
Are you related to the less insane, less psychopathic Charles Manson ?
Are you mad?
I’m Gordon Manson…Son of Manse,so I’m better placed than anyone else in the World to rebuff demands for me to resign,even after the Election.
Charles was suspected to be related,but my mate Barack told me that was a load of old bollocks..so I can rest easy that I’m not psychotic, deluded or anything else good
Lie down and tell me please:
Did this paranoia start in America ?
I’ve just sent a email & txt reminder round just in case
Well its your duty innit
Could not agree more – it definitely feels like the petition has been got at – question is who is doing it? must be a civil serf – its bloody unconstitutional.
Yeah this is getting boring. I couldn’t give a shit if its him, lets move on. Many of us have had stupid hairstyles in our misspent youths.
Anyone heard from Draper lately? Time has been ticking away and he’s been awful quiet on his blog for some weeks now.
Is it really important?
Ha! Nice to see someone willing to put in the extra effort on the imaging. Good work!
Similar but I don’t think the same. Forehead different and nose seems to be.
Doesn’t matter if he was at a rave in any case
Too blurry to make a positive ID. The vacuous gurn in the video could probably be matched to Gordon Brown if one put one’s mind to it.
Jesus fucking Christ. It isn’t him. A blind man could see it isn’t him. Will you get over it please?
The hopes of an entire nation and several generations to come are resting on Dave
I feel faint
To be fair you could match those pics to at least a million people
i hope it is him – frankly i would rather have as pm someone who has had some fun and lived a basically normal youth at the time (possibly even having fun, taking soft drugs, drinking and fornicating) than some freak who was fast tracked through university and then thought he was a superbrain.
really.
OT but what a cock the man is.
I reckon its the bloke from the Turin Shroud
Gordon Brown son of the Manse
Religious trance
Minister of finance
What rhymes with MANSE
1 syllable:
anse, chance, crance, dance, france, glance, hance, lance, nance, prance, rance, schanz, schranz, stance, trance, vance
2 syllables:
advance, askance, break dance, by chance, clog dance, corn dance, duran’s, enhance, expanse, fan dance, finance, folk dance, ghost dance, lafrance, mccance, rain dance, romance, round dance, sand lance, slam dance, snake dance, square dance, sun dance, sword dance, tap dance, toe dance, war dance
3 syllables:
at first glance, ballroom dance, belly dance, bubble dance, cash advance, concert dance, copper glance, even chance, film advance, game of chance, happy chance, high finance, in advance, modern dance, morris dance, pomerance, pomeranz, refinance, song and dance, spark advance, take a chance
4 syllables:
apache dance, gothic romance, hypnotic trance, patterned advance, religious trance, ritual dance, underfinance
5 syllables:
capital of france, interpretive dance
6 syllables:
apache devil dance, ceremonial dance, minister of finance
7 syllables:
annuity in advance
Bloody hell, have you swallowed the Poet’s Dictionary?
Are you aware (according to Aljebeeba) that servers are ruining the planet?
Aparently they use a lot of lecky and leave huge carbon footprints all over the place. A bit like Bigfoot. And you use hundreds of ziga bytes to bore us all to death. Tell me now what rymes with Banker.
Tanker?
latest gems on the Gorgon petition
Asif Ali ZARDARI, President
Sarah Brown
Gordon pension robber Brown
All your friends at the BBC
A.S. Long-As-It’s The Wright Thing
Didn’t somebody sing ‘The Cabinet’made my day
meant to write sign ……….although come to think of it ‘sing’ain’t bad
I confess to being Mr Zardazi’s sock-puppet.
My favourites are
* Joy Wendy Endcomes
* D N Disnigh
I prefer…
#I.T. Beganinamerica
# No More Return To Boom And BUST
# Dolly Draper
# Phil McHunt
# Andrew Marr
# F*ck off back to Scotland
# Arthur Brown Penis
# Do you think you’ll manage to get to 10 REAL signatures?
# Mr Barnett Dividend (Scottish Labour)
# Hugh R. Slicker
Doesn’t he have such good support?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/5237085/20000-sign-petition-calling-for-resignation-of-Gordon-Brown.html
Only 23773 on the real petition, which is going up slower than yesterday, dare I say in a desparate attempt to keep it off the front page for another day.
Even the Labourgraph have picked up on it now, #1 politics story at the moment
I really cannot be bothered checking but the Telegraph article looks like a straight copy from the Guardian.
Obviously no genuine reporters left.
Phil McHunt
I’m trying to summon up the courage to sign for Robin Jipeaux, but fear I may be up on a racism charge.
Robin Hoon then?
Oops
its ok I’ve cleared it up
It’s me dad
What do I think?
I think there are more important things to worry about.
Looking at it I just end up going eeee – oooo – eeee – oooo alot. Am I alone in this?
Keep practising, vary the sounds a bit and “You’ll Ne-eh-eh- ver Waaalk A-lone, You’ll ne-eh-ver Waaalk A-a-alone”.
I’ll get me coat.
It looks to me like a young Tony Robinson having found a hole full of ‘Archeology’
This foolish frippery about Dave’s ancient barnet is of little consequence.
The really important trichological news is Cleggy’s new comedy coiffure.
What is that all about?
He’s trying to expose his intellectual forehead.
Now there is an idea leave him for the Darleks to exterminate ( great effects Guy)
He was just making his way home from the paper round and got caught up in it.
Fucking lucky plod wasnt around as well.
Well, it has got Dave’s suspect dog’s-arsehole-of-a-mouth pucker about it…
Brown is a monkey on my back, get off my back Gordon, let me keep the money I earn, I can decide how I spend it, I may even give it to some poor people
ps don’t buy a Bently, Browneye has up car tax for big motors
That’s our man!
More E, vicar?
If the rave pikkie was taken recently then I’d say you had a possible case. However, given that there is a 20 year gap I’d say not.
Even if it is DC, so what?
Is this some subliminal thing youve got going on Guido ?
He’s having a Friends Reunited moment.
eeee oooo eeee oooo
It’s Tony Robinson
Just seen this after I responded at #121. You got their first!
OT:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/
Its on the front page – hurrah !
Oh this is a good one from LabourHome
http://www.labourhome.org/story/2009/4/28/82152/3125
Should Brown go or stay – the author is the guy who set up the greatest leaders poll last week where Dear Gordon got mashed.
Not now Plato!
Ah, the gag that keeps on giving…
“But until the story was featured in the Sunday Times, Brown only had 5 votes out of 450.”
Even among the NuLabourites, McBust is a dead man walking.
Apologies for the shot-gun posting.
Just seen the poll on LabourHome
“Should Brown go?”
from 26 responses 23 yes (88%), 3 no
To the Editors of the Daily Papers.
Why are you going on and on about Swine Flu when the Labour Party is saying this about our PM?
Follow the Link.
Do please give us an answer.
If it’s Dave, his head’s shrunk about two inches
If Dave did half as many drugs as he’s rumoured to have done, then his head SHOULD have shrunk by two inches!
is the pink one a younger Francis Rossi from Status Quo?
Definitely my Neil.
O Silvio, you love rat!
Er, so both Dave the Rave and ‘The Purple Penguin’have two eyes, a nose and, er, a mouth…
No shit Sherlock…
Looks more like that pillock from Time Team and the Labour National Executive – what’s his name? Tony Robinson I think. Another smear attempt by ZanuLabour?
Does Cameron have a sister ?
If so, it might possibly her second-cousin-once-removed…
No. I think it could be a cousin, perhaps. But it isn’t him.
Whilst there are definite similarities, there is a problem with the length of the face versus breadth. There is also an issue with the jaw and mouth………slight but telling……….
Of course this could be down to ageing, angle, or lens distortion.
Give him ten lashes with the Koran held under the lash-armpit!
It’s Shergar.
Lord Lucan, more likely.
give it a rest Guido – it clearly isn’t him!
Guido…Remember the song “you make me dizzy my head is spinning”
Nah it’s not Pete Burns either.
No, not Dave. Good fun though!
What about Jonah getting economics lessons in public from Polish Prime Minister – bet he was fucking seething.
The Penguin
he signed up to the petition
I have a photo from a Piss up where me and my mates are all mooning at the camera.
If you squint your eyes it looks like the whole Labour front bench.
But better looking I’ll wager!
It’s pretty obvious they’re both Tony Blair.
New Poll out with Labour under 20%
Conservative 47%
Labour 19%
Liberal Democrats 17%
They’ll soon be on a level footing with Lord Sutch’s boys
no there must be less than 19% of the Uk population that dont have a tv set or read a paper .
lesson 1 when pm dont grin when chancellor is giving out the worst budget in 300yrs
It’s 1% who don’t watch TV – no idea on the papers.
Another poll troll
Here is the real data that will get Gordon ordering another crate of Nokias.
Half of Labour voters last time around are going to vote for someone else
New poll out with Labour over 35%
Conservative 39%
Labour 35%
Lib Dem 13%
http://wrinkledweasel.blogspot.com/2009/04/springtime-for-alex-and-nicola.html
Securicor cares……I couldn’t give a big rat’s arse!
Not now Cato.
Has anyone thought of finding old photos of DC from 1988 to compare this to?
AFAIK he’s never had a haircut that long – but a photo of Dave with flowing locks at around the same time might prove otherwise…
Also, the pictures I’ve seen of DC back then have him being really quite fat. I doubt it’s him.
Been on the whizz, innit.
alexs software is cheap photoshop , look at nose mouth and chin ?? dont think its Dave
however being as origional is open to interpreation , could edge it towards DC if , if DC has ever had long hair , bullingdon club photo is short .
hows the zloti doing ?? should be tanking by now
First case of Swine Flu any minute now.
Don’t worrry. Tamiflu will be distributed to the proles.
Starting with voters in marginal Labour seats.
Anybody else noticed that the prime Mincer has a very small head compared to the rest of his body?
A sure sign of cretinism
surely you mean communism
Yeh.On the news yesterday it looked like his head had shrunk or his shoulders had grown, one of the two.
BREAKING NEWS
Germany has invaded Poland
why dont they just sign the pettion , instead of going after him
Dontcha jus luv it???
Havin’it large today!!!!
It’s a morph, not a match.
Unless he’s had a chin reduction , I don’t think it is him .
O/T even the Polish PM can’t resist kicking the fat controller
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6185051.ece
No wonder the Poles are going home in their droves …
Is that like a lada
DONT CALL ME FAT!!!!!!
I think its Harry Enfield…..can you try the morph with his face?
With the 50p tax rate all you boring Zanulabour spielers are up a bit of a creek now it’s Zaoldlabour.
What does it matter? Everyone goes to parties.
Looks like a future lying politician to me (like the rest of them)
Totally off-topic, a photo article in Teh Guardian of Gordon’s way with the ladies…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/gallery/2009/feb/23/gordonbrown
Wrongness. I guess he’d say he’s “doing the right thing”.
Bleagh.
The Gordon Brown/Cherie Blair embrass is a tribute to Gone With The Wind.
Lots of tongue, then?
that’s not a morph
This is a morph…
http://www.aardman.com/morph/images/morph.jpg
One’s made out of plasticine and has no personality………
The other is a small inanimate object who needs someone to tweak him regularly
Look thats no way to talk about my little pecker
30 years ago it could have been Joe Cocker, a gent who loved his snow, but that was 30 years ago
He’s lost the election because of this.
I think not, I feel bruised and battered
That daft smile gives it away. Yep, its him alright.
Dave the rave, Brown the clown or Nick the dick! Who cares anymore. Why don’t the tories just yeah so what if it is. Anyway at least it shows that Davey boy had a life and isn’t the dour ‘son of the manse’with the psychotic personality disorder. I see MacShitforbrains was in Poland earlier, poor Poles expect some calamity later in the week once the Jonah has returned to blight these shores, a tsunami perhaps!
O/T – the latest from the “We All Love Gordon” Downing Street petition
I.T. Beganinamerica
Simon Scrotum
No More Return To Boom And BUST
Karl Marx
Dolly Draper
Orson Carte
Phil McHunt
Imoff Tofrance
Nucking Futter
R Ving-Lhuun
Mr Bunk Spubble (Labour supporter)
it’s oor oil
Andrew Marr
F*ck off back to Scotland
Arthur Brown Penis
Do you think you’ll manage to get to 10 REAL signatures?
Referee R.ndum and U. Ropevote
Mr Barnett Dividend (Scottish Labour)
Plus some new ones
Fuck me there is actually a real one in there
Who the fuck is Nicola O’conner???
Nicola O’Connor
Wayne Kerr. Go Gordon your doing a grand job!
Vaal Ewes
Seymour Jocksin-Cabinet
Betty Swallocks
Rock Ing-Horse
Nicola O’Conner must be a made up name
Can’t we get back to Dolly – this picture stuff is daft
The fucking spac that is our Prime Mincer turned up in Afghanistan wearing a dark blue suit , shirt, tie and cufflinks.
Never once have I seen a soldier allowed to carry a weapon near McMental
Probably too tempting.
Thanks to McGlobal our troops haven’t got any weapons!
Weapons, ammunition and bayonets have been taken from British Troops for Health and Safety reasons. Somebody might get hurt.
Those nasty Gurkhas need to have thir knives confiscated
Zero tolerance to knife crime
Couldn’t someone have persuaded him to go dressed as a mod?
No should be a rocker as he definetly “off his”
boring
The real Dave looks more chinless.
Come to think of it, which one is the real Dave?
Thats because the real Dave is chinless (as well as spineless). A wealthy Notting Hill ad man toff.
Are you proud of your idol’s performance on Mastermind?
Lammy
Go cut some more sugar cane , there s a good chap
apart from the different hair line, chin, cheek bones, no dimple, longer face, ears in a different place it’s a dead ringer.
Really boys. You should all be ashamed. And so should David Cameron. There are poor people in the world who need saving by TAXES.
And I know for a fact that David Cameron wasn’t at that rave, because he was inserting the sand in my vagina that still irks me to this day.
I’ve got a pressure hose that’ll shift that.
Mr POUND NO DOUBT YOU WILL BE DISPLAYING IT ON nEWSNIGHT FOT THE USUAL £50
You rentagob HOON
And I’ve got a tongue that’ll do the job just as well – like a bit of grit with my oyster.
Is that Polly Toynbee with more ‘brians’?
“I’ve got a pressure hose that’ll shift that”
Jeffrey Karcher?
Just fell off my chair at that one, PMSL
Nope. Apparently it’s going to stay there until I finally reach a sufficiently smug zen like state, and I’m able to bend round and tear the little piece of grit out with my own mouth.
Unfortunately though, whilst carrying out this quest, I managed to get my head stuck in my rectum.
If you post a groin shot, I was in an inappropriate position to give a definitive answer.
I guarantee you that there is no computer facial recognition system out there that comes close the ability of a human. If you can’t do it, there is no way the computer will be able to do any better.
Ok, thanks.
Chap seems to have slightly more hair on the front now than he did then
Yawn.
Yawn from me too
Nahh.
Move along, nothing to see here…
Yawn!
It is definitely not him.
YES IT’S HIM, IT’S HIM, HE’S A RAVER! FIRE UP THE POLICE AND LET’S BURN HIM IT ALL STARTED IN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*eye falls out again in excitement*
Doddy does a good joke on an eye falling out
Shouldn’t that be Princess Di’s boyfriend Dodi?
Nothing like Dave, until that is I took a couple of white asprin that had a nice smiley face on them (headache from staring at the pictures) and blow me! its just like Dave..but with added rainbow effect!
Couple of vacant looking Huhnes. Don’t know if that constitutes a scientific match, and I used to work as a techie with a facial recognition company. But our job was to say the face fitted, no matter what.
So I dunno what this ugly Huhne’s done, but our expert testimony would certainly be it woz definitely him, and utterly and scientifically zero doubt about it, your worship.
You’ll be getting our invoice on our usual ‘no guilty verdict, no fee’basis. Ta much.
Looks like my mother.
She was a raver.
Mr Rat
Please pass on my regards to your mother and tell her that I still have her glo stick
That’llhave been the one time when the Breast of Clerkenwell met a bugger hoon than himself then.
No. It looks more like that Scottish clown that does Coast on BBC
Japseye: is it just Scots who are clowns in your patheticly narrow little mind or can English hoons also be described as such ?
Just Scots
looks more like the turin shroud than dave the rave!
Guido ffs, ring the boy wonder and fucking ask him. ASAP!!!!
Poppycock
Guido, I sense you are pissed off with being called a “Tory blogger” by the ignorants.
Yes strictly speaking it should be dirty, ugly, fat bellied filthy semi-pornographer, smear sewer running, bought and paid for, astro turfer employee of Conservative shadow financial supporters.
Tory blogger is a fair brief description though.
MB
I know it’s you really Guido.
Trying to liven up a slow day or too much Guinness for lunch?
“Yes strictly speaking it should be dirty, ugly, fat bellied filthy semi-pornographer, smear sewer running, bought and paid for, astro turfer ”
The boy’s done good for himself!
Trying to get some more in before home time?
what you mean McBride????
The apparant rebellion by a number of Labour MP’s against Gordo might just be the start of a move towards a no confidence vote. Watch this space.
They haven’t shown much bottle to date though have they?
The June Elections will be amusing…………………
Some of the MSM are reporting the expenses fiasco is a test of Browns authority.
Sometimes its the straw that breaks the camels back and this issue might be that very thing.
Well well ,that youtube video may yet prove to be a real life “Downfall” video after all.
Testing Gordo’s authority ?? Would n’t that be rather like testing the Titanic for sea-worthiness ?
Lord Lucan?
Swine fever my arse. The only pandemic outbreak I can see is the media and government itself. Bloated pig fats. Yes any of you looking here to protect your precious souls from the abuse you recieve from your blogging jobs protecting these morons. You sold out. You will be remembered!
Alex, your co-conspiritor would have been better off running the pictures through the mangle.
It ain’t ‘im I tells yer!
Right then Guido, where’s the next bit of juicy gen then?
OT
9th April: Gordon visits Cumbria
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7992375.stm
28th April: Earthquake hits Cumbria
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8022583.stm
Sorry, but that’s definitely not Cameron.
The Media are pissed off that no one in the UK has died of swine fever yet. They are desperate to get some Breaking News in this regard.
The two in Scotland “are recovering” and of the contact group of 22 – 9 have a slight sniffle!”. Now can we get some sense of proportion into this who “swine flu” thing ? – the BBC would rather we had the scenario from “28 Days Later” no doubt ?
Anything to take the pressure off McMental
Is “28 Days later” not a documentary on the Goverments/Browns continual flip flops on major policy decisions ?
The only realistic thing about 28 days later is that he only survives the NHS because it no longer exists.
Fucking A.
Sky news are foaming at the mouth for a British fatality. It’s brought out the worst in the media.
SKY News and the MSM showed their true clours during their trial by media of Robert Murat. Whatever happened to that dizzy journalist who publicly implicated him to get her 15 minutes of fame ?
If and when someone dies you can guarantee that the sound of any interview being given by a hospital “spokesperson” will be drowned out by the sound of the Sky helicopter beaming pointless pictures of the roof of the hospital live to its news channel’s miniscule audience.
OT
I hear on the jungle drums that the Great Gonzo Gordo has been ‘gored’& ‘stamped’by a Polish elephant called Donald!!
Brown and the BBC are busy scaremongering over swineflu so Brown can “save” us from it.
It’s his last desperate throw of the dice.
My thoughts exactly.
why does the Daily Mail refer to the Tory blogger Guido Fawkes in its coverage of this pressing issue?
Polish Prime Minister has attacked Brown over his “culture of appalling debt”.
At least Gordy will save us from the terrors of Swine Flu!
Whatever you think Guido makes more than one hundered pounds a week from this site.
Gordon luvs Swineflu.
That fuckin idiot Blunkett is suggesting that the ID card be slipped under the net as biometric passports and is quoted on the BBC as saying
“Most people already have a passport but they might want something more convenient to carry around than the current passport and may be able to have it as a piece of plastic for an extra cost.”
What is it that these fuckers dont understand.
DONT WANT ID CARDS I DONT CARE IF ITS CONVIENENT TO CARRY AROUND OR NOT !
why would I ‘might want an ID card?’
Can’t he see with his own eyes that people really dont want this.
Err – he is blind!
Biblically and Intellectually.
…an extra cost? The last I heard it was going to cost over £50. These shits need all the money they can get so why not tap up the poor old taxpayer for a bit more.
Mr Blunkett – if you bother to read this I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER IDENTITY CARD!
My old Mum still has her identity card from the War. She’s 82 and says she’s prepared to go to jail if they force her to buy another one.
The point, of course, is not the card itself but the database of personal information that underpins it. When scumbags in the Downing Street bunker can log into people’s medical history and smear them through the press, all political freedom will have died. When the National ID database and the NHS database are both up and running it will be too late.
The last time I looked I didn’t carry my passport around with me!
In fact it only ever comes out of the drawer when I want to leave the country – Ah! what a good idea that is…
http://www.no2id.net/
I don’t carry mine either. At 60 a throw it’s too expensive to carry around.
22 October 2009
23413 signatures 5th Place but 4500 odd needed to push it up into the No 1 spot
23599 now – doesn’t look as though it will be allowed to get to the top until Friday at this rate.
just clocking round to 24000 (6pm)
There were around 4500 added today and 10000 added yesterday. Another 4200 will put it top, and it look slike the MSM are finaly picking up on it today, even the Labourgraph are going for him now http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/5237085/20000-sign-petition-calling-for-resignation-of-Gordon-Brown.html
The eyes on the raver look wider than Mr Camerons.
I think it’s Broon.
I’ve been asleep, who won the Champions League and EU elections? Is Gordy still PM?
Tomorrow is my birthday 23 October 2009.
So Dave has advancing hair and shrinking eyeballs! Perhaps Guido will let us know if any newspapers have fallen for this con and paid up?
The chin doesn’t look quite right.
The nose is different, but longer in the stock Cameron photo and noses keep growing so that’s possibly OK. The cheekbones don’t look right, but lower in the stock photo so middle age might be responsible for that. It’s the chin that makes me wary of saying this is him: the recent picture appears to have a tighter jaw-line, not something that could develop with age. might be an effect of the processing and the quality, but it does introduce doubt.
Gordon Brown has insisted he has made “good progress” on tackling the issue of MPs’expenses despite being forced to abandon plans for a daily attendance allowance. Skip related content
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090428/tuk-pm-defends-expenses-plan-progress-6323e80.html
McLoon – you’re doing a heck of a job. I love you man.
My comment’s in my tag
Broon used to take a bag full of empty bottles and a couple of bricks to parties when he was younger. What a tight git!
Yeah his latest wheeze was to smuggle in 2 trillion quids worth of debt hidden under a couple of fivers.
hoorgh … hoorgh … hoorgh …
Are you Faux Cough?
hoorgh … hoorgh … hoorgh …
Can Harriet Harman please pre-empitively use her new legislation do something about the ‘equallities issues’around the naming of this pandemic, as Pig Flu will no doubt “insult” some sections of our community
The Flu Wot Started In Central America?
Its swine fever, covers a broader spectrum therefore more equal.
4 leg flu bad, 2 leg flu good?
Damn it dude. I have just spent the last hour moshing to the animated gif. You should definitely release it as a vingle!
THE JONAH AFFECT CONTINUES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last updated 12:55, Saturday, 11 April 2009
Chief Constable Craig Mackey spoke with Mr Brown as police chiefs from across the country and Home Secretary Jacqui Smith gathered for discussions. The meeting was held a day before Mr Brown visited Carlisle’s new £8 million police station, declaring himself impressed with the state-of-the-art building.
The Prime Minister was visiting the £8m divisional headquarters ahead of it opening later this month The new station opens to the public on April 20 2009
http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/gordon_brown_thanks_cumbria_police_bosses_1_540068?referrerPath=news&bcsi_scan_E3EC6D85097DF980=ziJN7qnLbmHKEmB5p44q1iYAAACTUWo5
AND THEN !!!!
An earthquake has hit Cumbria, the British Geological Survey has confirmed.
A 3.7 magnitude earth tremor centred on Ulverston.
There are no reports of any injuries or damage to buildings.
It occurred 8km (5 miles) underneath Ulverston at 11.22am, according to the BGS in Edinburgh.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090428/tuk-earthquake-shakes-buildings-in-cumbr-45dbed5.html
(He’s doom on legs I tell you floods, pestilence and now fucking earth quakes??)
I can exclusively report that the World is holding its breath waiting for the latest lunacy to be announced by this Goverment.
Never mind swine fever have the hospitals got a contingecy plan to treat all those Government ministers/spokespeople who are now regularly getting new arseholes ripped for them as the worm is turning ?
I hear Brown has personally ripped a few arseholes in his time. Ask Peter.
Remember the Power of Nightmares?
Brown will save us all from the devastating swineflu pandemic as ramped up by his stooges at the BBC and we will vote for him in gratitude.
That’s the plan anyway.
It started in Mexico.
That is defnitely David Cameron
guido thas not dave thats my uncle bill.
we’re aw doomed i telt ye………………..doomed.
SKY
Real concern showing signs of potentially having flu……and they have sniffles.
We dont want to scaremonger
just returned home from work, driving, here in glasgow, and think i can say with a certain authority, that the state of our pot holed roads and streets are now reaching third world levels, but lets not get divereted, more improtant things in the country today, like the above, whats wrong in this country now, even new roads we have just built , seem to be in a constand state of repair, cant we even build a road now, seems no one anywhere, has any pride in anything they do, 2 years ago fred goodwin, was being wined and dined by this government and opposotion m.p.s now suddenly he is a monster, do we have any politicians , who have any experience of working outside of politics, any of them with any sense or grasp of the real world, am i just in a depression here or what, thatcher, tebbitt, archer, airken, hamilton, riddle, young, the leaders of greed, greed, , me me me me , there is no society there is only me me me, today if without doubt in my mind the end result of what they began, we make popular and look up to , so called role models of jane goody, ill educated, ignorant, airhead, be a success , make money and the rest will follow, the goodys, the beckhams, the windsors, prince charles,taking holy vows in front of god when marrying diana, knowing at that very same time he is cheating on her, how low, how gruby, have we became that we tolerate and accept, this as normal, politicians, all and every one, with their snouts stuck so far in the trough, they cant see straight, the only for years they have all agreed with each other , was this week, they united to defeat gordon brown, gordon who watched over the current economic fiasco, grow, and grow and grow, poor gordon to trusting , wining and dining bankers, media barons, spivs and speculators, feeling important in their company, while they lined their own pockets and pension pots, and now , never was it truer, laughing all the way to the bank, sir phillip green, pays his wife 2 billion pounds, as a salary, but borrows the money in one lump sum and pays it back from profits, thus avoiding paying the treasury 7 hundred million pounds in tax, so what does this governernment do, they give him a knighthood, dear dear me, is this what our father and drandfathers fought and gave their lifes for, am i wrong, but if your an american, no matter where you go and work in the world if you carry a u.s. passport, you must pay u.s. taxes, and dont the french have the same thing, didnt they tell alain prost, if he moved to switzerland, to avoid french taxes, then he can hand in his french passport and take out a swiss one, mr prost if i recall had a change of mind, why does mr burns need until the end of the year to carry out his probe into m.p.s expenses, pay them £70000 per year, no expenses, except bus and train fairs to london, if they need accomdation when they get there, well like everyone else in the counrty, rent a flat or house form the public sector or private sector and pay for it out of your salary, i mean dont they know they will need to do this before they stand for election, i would and so would most other people in the country be happy to get £70000 per year, and no second job, no other payments to you should ever be allowed we willi hauge, earns more than £750,000 per year outside of his job as an m.p dont anyone tell me that is good for the counrty, and say well it broadnes his horizons, and the smug david blunkett, he too earns hundres fof thousands outside of being an m.p boris johnson is the same, pigs with their snouts in the trough, it has slowly evolved on me now that it will not make one iota of a difference what party gets into power, the one thing and one thing only that counts with them all, is when they get in or dont makes no difference really the end result, they will all leave, their political jobs with their bank book, all topped up, and their gold lined pensions, i am now looking on them all as , liars. say anything to get power, how do i know their lying well , as you will no doubt have heard before , their lips are moving, vince cable, i never actuall knew until last weeks question time, that he was a liberal m.p. i thought he was a journalist , every time you turned on the news or radio 5 live he was normally on it, how he gets time to be an m.p. is beyond me. i shall continue this ramble later, feeling more depressed now, all i am hearing is about swine flu. is there no good news at all, or as hitler said you control the media, you control everything.
You forgot to mention the appalling levels of literacy.
dont no wat thatt las wurd meens
Probably a valid rant my friend, but try some paragraphs next time, it hurts to read it.
Looks like Michael Foot’s manifesto writer has landed.
ah ah ah , so when the government, here and in the u.s.a. takes over their banks, and their auto industries, by stakes ownership, or subsidaries, what do you think mr foot and mrs thatcher would call it. think you will find both call it the same, socialism. the system my firend , has failed us, mutton dressed as a lamd is still mutton, dress it up anyway you want. it was then and still is today socialism.
Malpaso, my friend. I am very sorry to learn that your firend has failed you. I trust that you managed to use an extinguisher on it.
Makes you wonder why we all pay road tax.
WOW!
Not disagreeing with you mate but has anyone introduced you to paragraphs and punctuation ??
no, the state education system has let me done, as is plain to see.
Boris Johnson is not an MP.
your very clever. you and boris.
Some good stuff here. Quite complicated- quick solution needed. Have you thought of moving out of Glasgow?
no if i was moving, it would be leaving the country all together .
“Men of few words are the best men.” – Henry V, W Shakespeare
Malpaso writes blogs like a wanker with two broken wrists.
Any moderators about? Guido not answering his mail. Non-insulting comment of mine awaiting mod since 3.15. Am I special?
Well, apparently, I am. I just sent it again and it’s the second one awaiting moderation.
Maybe it’s the URLs. Well how about this…
*****
There are TWO ’support’ petitions:
petitions dot number10 dot gov dot uk slash support-the-PM slash
and
petitions dot number10 dot gov dot uk slash PMsupport slash
and I’m on both of them. I was going to add ‘many. many time’but I didn’t want all the inevitable… OW.
SEE 358 & 359 below
360 – Huh?
358, er…
359 ???
Can Alex make me look like George Clooney?
It would make my wife very happy.
How about a spot the Balls competition tomorrow?
But it does look like a fetching “youf”. Whoever you are one word of advice get your back to the wall when that Mandlebum passes by!
Your advice came too late, a bit like Mandlebum – but I manage to sit comfortably by pumping up a pouffe
There’s a picture of gordon on my blog…….
looks like something else though……..
any ideas?
How about a pea-brained idiot?
BREAKING NEWS:
The first case of ‘Beaver Fever’has been discovered at Jaqui Smiths house.
Mr Richard Timney has been confined to his bed with a box of Kleenex.
Yuk!!!! Too much information.
is it true that Brown will kill the pig flu virus with a special Scottish Haggis fart, saved up specifically for this purpose since 1973?
His halitosis is enough to vaporize any virus.
He looks more like Dave Spart to me.
Agent 99 says:
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
April 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm
THE JONAH AFFECT CONTINUES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment about a earthquake in Cumbria today and McJonah being there only a couple of weeks ago opening a new Police station that had been built after the 2005 floods.
http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/gordon_brown_thanks_cumbria_police_bosses_1_540068?referrerPath=news&bcsi_scan_E3EC6D85097DF980=ziJN7qnLbmHKEmB5p44q1iYAAACTUWo5
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090428/tuk-earthquake-shakes-buildings-in-cumbr-45dbed5.html
Not numbered and still awaiting moderation. Just wondered if anyone can see it?
Will this be moderated as well???
ok its something to do with the title if you put J.O.-A.-NH AFF-E/CT
Made a comment about a earthquake in Cumbria today and GB being there only a couple of weeks ago opening a new Police station that had been built after the 2005 floods.
Is there no end to this man’s talent?
What do you mean?
Was there ever any start to his talents?
Could do with a bit of a cull. Population getting to large. Thin ‘em out a bit. Damned good thing, these pandemics. Stocked up on canned Game Soup, frozen loaves and a case of Carsbridge 1962 single grain. Sit it out and hope the game keeper can keep the mobs at bay.
“A Conservative government is necessary… Labour has been in power for a certain amount of time and (apart from the Conservatives) there is no credible alternative, so if you’re not going to have Labour you’re going to have the Conservatives. You can sense an era passing.”
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2009/04/you-know-the-games-up-for-labour-when-jarvis-cocker-says-a-tory-victory-is-necessary.html
It’s not him.
If it was, I’m sure his hairline would have receded more in 20 years.
23990. Does the pattern match?
What do you think?
To be honest I could care less. Is there a story here?
Apparently ? But probably the big question is – where is this leading ? – Surely NOT a denoument to the effect that Dave allegedly(and denied by him) partook of naughtiness in his “youf” ? Probably along with half the bloody population. Who cares ? If it was him – which is debateable – good on him. I’d still choose him of McSnot any day. It’s bad enough with the BBC trying to get us all worked into a lather about the coming of the plague without this sort of rubbish !
Tonight on Sky Horror -
“Bottom Feeder”
An in depth look at the slimy life of the Prime Mentalist
Tis him! Just look!
I knew the name was familiar but I couldn’t place it. Big up to the man like the Guido! Hold it tight! ah those Sunrise fliers that covered my walls back in the day… Time to dig out my Nebula II and Cosmo & Dibbs plates…
Even the Lieboregraph has now covered the petition:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/5237085/20000-sign-petition-calling-for-resignation-of-Gordon-Brown.html
20,000 people. Out of 60 million.
Big deal!
We are at war at home and abroad. We’re facing a financial crisis and a flu epidemic. Do you really think the Prime Minister cares what this pathetic rabble thinks? He has more important things to be getting on with.
“Do you really think the Prime Minister cares what this pathetic rabble thinks?”
there speaks the true voice of labour.
that “pathetic rabble” are the people of the uk, i am offended that you hink i am rabble ????
care to explain you self and your comments ???
if not just fuck the fuckety off
It’s unpatriotic to criticise the PM at a time when we’re at war, facing a pandemic and an unprecedented global downturn.
20,000 people is statistically insignificant.
The PM can only be legally removed by a GENERAL ELECTION. No petieion, no matter how large, can work.
You gormless half-wit. The government are loving this pandemic. For all we know Gordon caused it! He’s been the cause of most other fuck-ups in the northern hemisphere for the last 12 years. While everyone is running around screaming “Help, the pig flu is going to get me, we’re all going to die”, they’ll be burying the bad news like an undertaker on time and a half.
This is that sad Hoon from yesterday. Give him to me on a drill square for 20 minutes and I’ll have the little shite greetin’for his mammie.
I thought it was totally clear that the PM does not care what ANYBODY thinks, and that includes the Cabinet, The Parliamentary Labour Party and Labour Party members.(Both of them).
Yeah, like lining his own pockets with OUR money and fucking our country up because he thinks he was born to be the biggest kid in the playground.
Half that fucking 60 million probably cant even speak or write english thanks to you dozy hoons leaving the door open to any bastard over the last 12 years, except for the Ghurkas who have spilled their blood in our uniform to keep YOUR arse in power for the last 12 years.
The Prime Mentalist dont give a fuck for anyone or anything except his own ego. And you, you hoon, are quite happy to wank his ego off for him.
Glad to see you’ve found your niche.
Now fuckoff back to LabourLost!!!!
How much is Dave paying this muppet to wind you up?
And they’ve linked it – bless ‘em!
Same as the Guardian.
The links takes you to the Downing Street spin site with no easy route to the petitions.
I am waiting for an Editor to publish a link direct to the petition.
I think it will be a long wait.
Damn,handsome bloke! Do you have his personal phone number?
MP’s discontent with Brown over the expenses issue is growing.
Who cares, get back to work Guido.
Millions of us erm, ok thousands of us, erm, ok me then
love what you’re doing but this is just silly. Maybe you’ve ran out of material. I hope your not burnt out already?
Do some real work i.e. did any Labour scum ball buy shares in Tamiflu BEFORE the outbreak?
he he he he heeeeeeee.
What does everyone think about the real news, like the new Equalities Bill?
Bravo, Harriet! Another manifesto promise kept. Labour governments always stand up for equality. When the Tories were in government they did nothing to press forward on equality – instead they brought in the notorious homophobic “clause 28″.
The new Equality Bill will provide a strong legal framework. It will become law – after being debated by Parliament – in about autumn 2010. But to put flesh on the bones and to make these new measures work in practice we need a Labour government. This is an important law and it’s another good reason to keep Labour in government.
Bravo, indeed. At a time when the private sector needs all the help it can get, and less red tape to encourage more jobs, Harriet Harm-men is piling on the overheads, and making the process of employing people far more intricate and complicated than it ever has been. A sterling effort, when sterling is sadly lacking everywhere.
Yes, huzzah for Hazza! Consign those evil jobseekers to oblivion! The government already deserves hearty congratulations for discouraging our school-leavers, ensuring they are practically forced into higher education anyway – and a lifetime of lovely debt. Now Harm-men has taken it a step further, with this wonderfully complex piece of social engineering – nay, interfering even. The state knows best, the state knows all, and one day our glorious but oppressed Harriet will free herself of her shackles and become the state. Oh yes, Utopia is within reach!
Think of the opportunities for the oppressed lasses. More all-women shortlists! More Hazel Blears – no wait, that’s an all-woman shortarse. Well, whatever. Come the glorious revolution, Halo Harriet will dispense justice with an even hand, just after she has wiped it clean, late-night movies on expenses permitting. Premiership football teams will have to field at least 5 women. Checkout girls will be forcibly retrained as hod carriers and ditch diggers. Men will have to wear skirts and become dinner ladies. Cushion ownership in the UK will become compulsory, and all single men will be taxed at twice the rate of anyone else to pay for lesbians to have children with whoever’s sperm they choose.
Come, Harriet, and lead us into this brave new world.
Gooey,
Do you believe in equality for women?
The state does “know best”, actually. Ministers are by definition better placed than ordinary people to run the country, just like a bus driver is better placed to drive a bus.
Your final comment will soon be classed as illegal homophobic hatespeech. I suggest you change your attitude right now.
Gooey Blob, There speaks the true voice of the reactionary Nasty Party.
Can’t you loony leftists see that this is discrimination in itself!
Some people refer to it as social engineering.
Why can’t you leave well alone and stop fiddling? Complete numpties!
21st_Century_Labour says:
April 28, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Gooey Blob, There speaks the true voice of the reactionary Nasty Party.
I don’t think you can get much nastier than discrimination against the indigenous white male population of this country. Now that is really nasty…..and really stupid!
21st_Century, I don’t support any party. I have a problem with the present LEADERSHIP of the Labour party, but not the grass roots.
As for reactionary nasty party, only one party tries to smear its opponents with lies. Only one is led by a man whose first thought is not “how best can I run the country”, but “how best can I put onbe over on my opponents”. Only one party forcibly ejects pensioners from its conference for disagreeing with the leadership and does not tolerate dissent of any kind. That same party took us into an illegal and immoral war, destroyed our pensions, built up a culture of debt instead of encouraging people to save, and hit the poorest hardest when it doubled the 10p tax band. That was the Labour party.
Labour are the nasty, reactionary party these days. It used to be an honourable organisation, but it is no longer so. I don’t know what the few decent and honest individuals left in the grass roots must be thinking, but if I were one I would be telling myself that if I couldn’t laugh at my own party’s predicament, I would have to cry. You seem to be incapable of either laughing or crying. Get a job, get a girlfriend, get a life, and enjoy yourself. It’s not too late. Have a beer. Have several. Get drunk.
Have you had a humour bypass operation at some point – was that on the NHS, or did you go private?
21st Century Liebour: ‘putting flesh on the bones’. Is nt that John Prescott’s job, ably assisted by his diary sexcretary, Tracey Temple ?
Well, that Toff parasite Harman has to find something to do otherwise she’d be completely fucking useless and about as much benefit to the world of politics as that fat bastard from Hull, Two Jags.
Breaking News on SKY ” No reports of swine fever in Ireland”.
What next ” Belgium does not invade France ! ”
” Girls aloud not to split”
” No more boom and bust ”
” No whitewash at the Whitehouse”
errr thats enuf
Does anyone really know what Cameron’s policies are? Labour isn’t perfect but atleast you know what they stand for. If Cameron’s Tories get a majority, you can be sure the “Nice” mask will slip off and the Nasty Party will revert to type.
As Barack Obama said – “You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.”
Neil Kinnock’s words ring true even today.
If David Cameron is elected Prime Minister, I warn you.
I warn you that you will have pain – when healing and relief depend upon payment.
I warn you that you will have ignorance – when talents are untended and wits are wasted, when learning is a privilege and not a right.
I warn you that you will have poverty – when pensions slip and benefits are whittled away by a government that won’t pay in an economy that can’t pay.
I warn you that you will be cold – when fuel charges are used as a tax system that the rich don’t notice and the poor can’t afford.
I warn you that you must not expect work – when many cannot spend, more will not be able to earn. When they don’t earn, they don’t spend. When they don’t spend, work dies.
I warn you not to go into the streets alone after dark or into the streets in large crowds of protest in the light.
I warn you that you will be quiet – when the curfew of fear and the gibbet of unemployment make you obedient.
I warn you that you will have defence of a sort – with a risk and at a price that passes all understanding.
I warn you that you will be home-bound – when fares and transport bills kill leisure and lock you up.
I warn you that you will borrow less – when credit, loans, mortgages and easy payments are refused to people on your melting income.
If David Cameron wins the next election, I warn you not to be ordinary. I warn you not to be young. I warn you not to fall ill. I warn you not to get old.
Sounds like a description of Brown’s Britain to me
Another Troll exposed by a Right click !
Nice one, Anon. So the Labour Party is officially among us, people of Britain. Yes, folks, it DOES still exist. For now.
Which labour speech was this cut and pasted from ?
I’ve adapted Neil Kinnock’s classic speech before the 1983 election.
Come back when you learn something about politics.
This is an adaptation of Neil Kinnock’s classic speech before the 1983 election.
Come back when you learn something about politics.
“21st Century Labour” and “Welfare State” are the same person, hes talking to himself. See his double post were he let is slip.
hahahahahaha
Neil Kinncock, now thats just what the country needs NOT !
Anyway he’s to busy troughing like theres no tomorrow over in Truffles sorry Brussels.
“Learn from politics,” no sorry you stupid boy Im to busy earning a living in the real world. When is your grant through anyway ?
Excellent post, Welfare_State. Let’s remember that under Labour waiting times have fallen from 18 months to 18 weeks, and we have 80,000 more doctors and nurses.
The Tories would actually CUT spending on schools and hospitals.
When your elderly mother needs an operation, she’ll have to suffer at home because the Tories will have closed down your local hosptial. Is that what Britain needs?
wanker.
Typical sophisticated right-wing comment.
But if spending is cut, surely the money doesn’t disappear into the ether, thereby remaining in your own pocket and enabling you to choose where to treat your elderly mother? This also has the side benefit of considerably reducing the risk of having her snatched from your home by battering-ram wielding police.
As to the 18 months to 18 week, do you seriously believe that?
21st_Century_Labour :
Christ, you bastards infuriate me.
My aged and infirm mother HAS had her local cottage hospital closed BY BLOODY NULAB.
She also detests the local general hospital, which used to be tolerable but has gone rapidly downhill to the point where it frightens her UNDER BLOODY NULAB.
A friend of mine recently had her mother killed by a hospital-acquired infection UNDER BLOODY NULAB.
I’ve tried to find a good NHS dentist to replace my excellent one who went private because NuLab buggered his contract. I can’t, UNDER BLOODY NULAB.
And all of this on DOUBLE THE HEALTH BUDGET of 1997.
You smug swine should stop believing the fairy stories in your press releases and get out there. See what’s really happening in hospitals, schools, universities and on transport. Decent thrift, coupled with a demand that they actually deliver something for all that money, would be a nice change. If the Tories can do it, good for them. You can’t.
Meanwhile, join the rest of us who have to put up with this country’s third-world services at first-world prices AND WEEP.
One thing cheers us all up: only 13 months to go!
Ruth Kelly’s plaything,
Thank you for your feedback. We need feedback from people like you who try to do the right thing, and I want you to know that Labour takes your concerns and problems seriously.
You should vote for us – not because we’re perfect, but because I genuinely believe we are the only political party – the only organisation, full stop – capable of delivering the kind of change that people like you and your family need.
Right now, we’re committed to helping those hit hardest by the economic downturn, getting help to those who need it most. No other party could or would do this.
The truth is that we need people like you voting for us, but also working with us to make sure that our policies provide even better help to people – like you and your family – who need them. We will do our best to help you and others in need of support, please stick with us and help us to do better.
New Labour are in the process of closing down my local hospital – after our MP was elected in 1997 promising it would be safe under Labour it has suffered death by a thousand cuts.
Great. Instead of having to wait 18 months to get CDiff, I can get it in 8 weeks! Outstanding effort.
Something tells me “21st Century Labour” and “Welfare State” (yes I know, same person) is actually not just a Party member but is actually employed to post these lies and propaganda on here by Labour. Every word seems written by a Party hack “you should vote for us” and “we need feedback”. Not “I think you should vote Labour”. So own up, who employs you to talk crap? You’d better not be spouting that rubbish while sat at a taxpayer funded pc
21st Century Labour is another Stanislav incarnation, and I claim my polish sausage. Well done that man, a hilarious parody of numpty central, AKA Nu Labour!
ah go back to Islington and boil your fucking champage socialist head you fucking non-job hoon….
YOURE going to be the ones doing the cutting, you lying thieving bastards, cos you’ve mortgaged our kids futures to the chinese!
How about the MRSA that killed my fucking brother because your fucked up NHS couldnt clean a fucking ward??
TOSSER!!!
21st Century Labour – If you look at the budget red book Labour have already made cuts in health spending. The puppet Chancellor Alistair Darling forgot to mention that in his speech. Just like all previous Gordon Brown budgets the devil is in the fine detail of the small print. So please desist from spouting your crap about Tory health cuts that Labour in Government have already started making. Because of the total mess Labour have made of the economy whichever Government that’s in power over the next 15 years is going to have to make cuts everywhere. Next year we will spend almost 43 billion pounds on servicing this Gordon Brown debt. Shortly we will be paying more in interest and repayments then the whole of the Defence and Education budgets combined. You have the nerve to come on her and spout your crap about Tory cuts when the Labour party knows full well that whoever is in power is going to have to make them and standards of living are going to fall severely. There is a very real possibility that before the next General election Labour will have to make a further emergency budget as a result of either a Sterling or Gilt crises before they go begging once again to the IMF. It will be 1976 all over again.
399 and 387 – get a room. Oh. You already did.
Jesus you make it sound like Labour are the answer, quite inspired by your message, almost forgot the Country is fucking bankrupt you prick !
What a waste of time
Please bugger orf back to the Rabid Buttfuckall Unit.
I warn you that you will have pain – when healing and relief depend upon payment. (NULAB MAKES US ALL PAY MORE – DIRECTLY FOR PRESCRIPTIONS AND INDIRECTLY VIA TAXES.)
I warn you that you will have ignorance – when talents are untended and wits are wasted, when learning is a privilege and not a right. (HAVE YOU BEEN TO A ‘BOG-STANDARD COMPREHENSIVE’ – COPYRIGHT THE NULAB HERO ALISTAIR CAMPBELL – LATELY? THEY ARE ZOOS!)
I warn you that you will have poverty – when pensions slip and benefits are whittled away by a government that won’t pay in an economy that can’t pay. (BROWN HAS SMASHED PENSIONS TO FUND HIS MAD SOCIALIST UTOPIA.)
I warn you that you will be cold – when fuel charges are used as a tax system that the rich don’t notice and the poor can’t afford. (HAVE YOU LOOKED AT A FUEL BILL LATELY?)
I warn you that you must not expect work – when many cannot spend, more will not be able to earn. When they don’t earn, they don’t spend. When they don’t spend, work dies. (YES – EXACTLY WHAT NULAB IS BRINGING ABOUT, RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES.)
I warn you not to go into the streets alone after dark or into the streets in large crowds of protest in the light. (NULAB’S POLITICISED POLICE WILL GET YOU IF THE MUGGERS, KNIFERS OR GUNMEN DON’T.)
I warn you that you will be quiet – when the curfew of fear and the gibbet of unemployment make you obedient. (SO THAT’S WHY BROWN’S BUGGERED THE ECONOMY, IS IT? TO ENSURE POPULAR COMPLIANCE!)
I warn you that you will have defence of a sort – with a risk and at a price that passes all understanding. (AND A PART-TIME DEFENCE MINISTER WHO SENT OUR FORCES INTO BATTLE WITH KNACKERED, UNDER-SPECIFIED EQUIPMENT – COURTESY OF NULAB.)
I warn you that you will be home-bound – when fares and transport bills kill leisure and lock you up. (FARES ARE GOING UP MUCH FASTER THAN INFLATION UNDER NULAB.)
I warn you that you will borrow less – when credit, loans, mortgages and easy payments are refused to people on your melting income. (DON’T MAKE ME BLOODY LAUGH!)
If David Cameron wins the next election, I warn you not to be ordinary. I warn you not to be young. I warn you not to fall ill. I warn you not to get old. (AND I WARN YOU NOT TO BE A PUBLIC-SECTOR LEECH NOR A BENEFITS SCROUNGER. WITH LUCK, AFTER THE DEMENTED FANTASY OF NULAB, REALISM WILL RETURN AND PEOPLE WILL GET PAID FOR DOING REAL JOBS PROPERLY.)
Welfare_State :
You just make things up and twist the truth to suit your needs and flawed philosophies. The words of Neil Kinnock (in my mind & many others) apply to what has happened under 12 years of this corrupt and inept govt. They have trashed the country and it is going to be very difficult to put right.
No lies or propaganda coming from you will ever change what most people can see with their own eyes. You really are on a loser here. We see people like you for what you are.
Cameron has some very good policies. You would know them if you chose to educate yourself a little and stopped making such an arsehole of yourself.
Here are just a few worth noting:
Abolish regional assemblies
Abolish most quangos
Complete overhaul and reduction of public sector
Abolition of ID cards
Lower NI for the lowest paid
Remove 50% top tax rate.
Welfare State and 21st Century State
Yes and everything that Kinnock said back in the early 90s has come true under
nulabor! Infact it’s probably even worse than Kinnock predicted.
Are you completely dillusional or just backward?
I warn you to make your crap shorter; it’s too long to be funny, so it;s pointless.
I warn you not to vote Labour back in for another four fucking years of this Brown shite!!!
I would like to warn you too that that particular speech was clearly a complete failure as Kinnock lost the election.
But do keep repeating it.
I warn you not to warn me anymore.
I think, as you brought up Obama..this sums up the ZNL….
“Those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history”. B Obama.
Would it matter if it was him? Even politicians are entitled a period of being young.
I’d agree, excet in the case of Gordon Brown who appears to have been born aged 48 3/4
This is a piece of nonsense…
The raver’s forehead slopes back, Dave’s goes straight up much further than usual. It’s one of his most prominent features.
The raver’s nose also seems to be more turned up, but Dave’s sticks out straight.
looks a bit like Cleggy
What about another one comparing it in a similar way to a another face.
1. Who gives a stuff?? 2. Who believes a computer imaging programme anyway? 3. The only picture we seem to have about the boy at university doesn’t seem to put him down as a long-haired hippy; it’s more white tie and tails, and a decent haircut.
rats and ships??????
why dont you wankers from http://www.labour.org.uk/ fuck off and fight it out with your comrades at http://www.labourhome.org/story/2009/4/28/82152/3125#43 as they are all out for gordons blood…………
It’s not him, and even if it was, who seriously gives a fuck?
Labour are finishing off their appalling disgusting insipid cruel hateful racist, sexist, incompetent filled fuck-up of shitstorm traitorous treason.
Dave at least has consistently been against ID cards and the other big-brother on steroids databases and is utterly opposed to the Stalinist nightmare shower of shit that passes for domestic policy these days.
We need to rid ourselves of this skat eating child abusing shit-for-brains bunch of war-criminals and for all.
ID cards will help to protect us against international terrorism, which is a real threat. Since 7/7, over 5,000 plots have been foiled by intelligence services.
Anyone who doesn’t support ID cards is by definition soft on crime, soft on identity theft and helping the terrorists.
Could we have a small battery fan with each card to protect us against global warming dear.
Tell you what,all Liebour supporters to be forced to buy an ID card and if international terrorism is a threat they can wave them at the terrorists and we can then see if they work,no has Liebour shown how soft it is on crime by letting criminals out of clink well before realease dates,then they go on to repeat the same crimes again.
What a load of bollox.. Something tells me you’ve been to the Ministry of Truth recently..
5000 plots? And how many arrested, tried and convicted? Oh yes, sod all, as most of them are actually arrested found to be innocent and then deported on trumped up immigration charges.
Even the ones that are arrested and tried are often found guilty of “possession” of information useful to a terrorist. In one case the information he was found guilty of possessing was his set text book for the degree he was doing.
But to the point, how many of those 5000 plots would have been foiled by ID Cards? None.
Would 7/7 have been stopped by ID Cards? No.
Would the attempt at Glasgow airport have been stopped by ID Cards? No.
Would 9/11 have been stopped by ID Cards? No.
In each and every case the person responsible would have simply collected his ID and carried on as normal as they know that it’s a complete waste of time. The problem wasn’t the identity of the bombers on 7/7, they were legally in Britain. In fact the only person who may have benefited from ID Cards would have been Jean Charles de Menzes!
21st Century Labour?
21st Century dickhead more like. Youve tied yourself in too deep to the project, cant get out of it, plus it helps to provide yet another revolving door for your sacked ministers to go into consultancy posts in. It was never going to work and never will work.
Bet you’ll be really pissed off when Call Me Dave bins it.
Soft on identity theft? With the record on data security that your bunch of hoons, your own cabinet ministers, your own ministries, your own bought off police force have got??? Dont make me fucking laugh!!!!!
21st Century full of fucking shit more like.
“Since 7/7, over 5,000 plots have been foiled by intelligence services”.
And they managed to do this without ID cards…..
ID cards didn’t help in Madrid. All the bombers had ID cards…
You f*ckin’wind up merchant!
LOL try that argument with me when you come to my door, toadying for my vote…and you are GWB and I claim my £5…….
We’ve not heard from that ‘Fuckwit’Master Baiter or Jimmy or No More Tory Toffs, seems to me to be the same ‘Fuckwit’21st Century Labour.
The only Huhnes that should carry id cards are Neo-Labour supporters.
Easier to flush the rats out when the time comes.
In the more recent photo he appears to be a Modern Conservative showing how much ease he can bring to the party.
In the older photo he appears to be a Modern Conservative showing how much Es he can bring to the party.
God, that is frightening.
I shall have nightmares tonight.
Gote Farquhar endorses the Prime Mentalist.
Nothing like him.
Chin and nose are different, as is the shape of the face and eyes.
Mind you, they’re both male and with dark hair, so I suppose there’s enough ground in politics to start shovelling the shit…………
Could just as easily be Gordon Brown in his misspent youth (if he ever had one).
I’m voting Tory!
2 minutes of idling with the letters tells me your name is anagram of Jock sciv-arse. How appropriate.
Hell mr TT have you been at a tasting in your cellar again
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2009/04/you-know-the-games-up-for-labour-when-jarvis-cocker-says-a-tory-victory-is-necessary.html
Spot on, Billy – Fuller’s 1845 tonight, an exceedingly fine pint.
24325 keep them coming
Give it up, mate. Noone cares or is listening to your stupid petition.
It’s unpatriotic to criticise the PM at a time when we’re at war, facing a pandemic and an unprecedented global downturn.
24,000 people is statistically insignificant.
The PM can only be legally removed by a GENERAL ELECTION. No petition, no matter how large, can EVER work.
But I don’t think your beloved leader would like to think 24,000 people want him removed from his job,besides we all know it started in America or the Conservatives started it.
That’s the point – people do care that we are governed by a mentally unbalanced retard of a PM and a gang of incompetent corrupt ministers.
I’m not too sure that the Parliamentary Labour Party is as laid back about the petition as you are.
Maybe you could take some soundings and come back to us.
“The PM can only be legally removed by a GENERAL ELECTION. No petition, no matter how large, can EVER work.”
Good of you to clear that up.
I must have slept through the GE that removed Bliar and sunstituted Brown, then.
Yeah, you fuckers never listen to anyone… which is why your arses are going to get kicked into the political wilderness for a generation when that monocular megalomaniacal jock fucker has no choice but to go to the country.
“The PM can only be removed by a general election”. SHITE. A complete and utter LIE. How did that one eyed Huhne and his fucking stooge Balls get rid of BLiar then? How did the tories get rid of Maggie? Just how fucking thick do you Huhnes think we are???
“unpatriotic to criticise”…. do fuck off, where the fuck do you think you are? Havana???
Enjoy whats left of your power and shredding the evidence and ripping off the public while you can.. the buffers for your gravy train are visible in the near distance. You aint gonna see times like this again for a generation.
Wanker.
Someone’s going to cry hard with Gordon during May 2010 then while the rest of us all welcome PM Cameron into the HOC.
Oh yes it can. 24,000 is irrelevant – but when you compare it with the nine that had supported Brown on the Number 10 website when I last looked, it certainly means something. Grow up, once again Labour have landed us is unbelievable debt.
Wrong again as ever 21c. He can be removed by his party. Very very likely to happen if labour wish to have chance in the next election.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2009/04/eric-pickles-reveals-his-five-favourite-websites.html
I feel much better about swine flu now that the health secretary has made a statement: NO NEED TO WORRY
Arnie has called a state of emergency in California dear, virus has shot up several police stations, can change into any form and can only be killed in a blast furnace.
It’s me.
It’s me!
No, it’s me.
go to http://www.labour.org.uk/proud_of_labour and tell the stupid fuckwitts what they have done.
And you can also double click on the video and leave comments directly on the You Tube video
It could be me, if Iwas alive.
Godot
Either 21st_Century_Labour is Harman_Pride reincarnated or there are two equally deluded idiots on this planet. Oh hang on I forgot Mugabe. Make that three.
No, compared to Harman_Pride Mugabe id sane…
Compared to Gordon Brown, Mugabe is sane lol.
True, lol
Click on 21st_cent (etc)’s i/d and it takes you straight to Labour Home.
He/she/it is a paid member of NuLab.
And they have the cheek to expect taxpayers to fund political parties…………………
turn both photos upside down and compare – it’s like magic
Please remove that psychodelic picture, it’s driving me bonkers.
To Ruth Kelly’s plaything (432),
Thank you for your feedback. We need feedback from people like you who try to do the right thing, and I want you to know that Labour takes your concerns and problems seriously.
You should vote for us – not because we’re perfect, but because I genuinely believe we are the only political party – the only organisation, full stop – capable of delivering the kind of change that people like you and your family need.
Right now, we’re committed to helping those hit hardest by the economic downturn, getting help to those who need it most. No other party could or would do this.
The truth is that we need people like you voting for us, but also working with us to make sure that our policies provide even better help to people – like you and your family – who need them. We will do our best to help you and others in need of support, please stick with us and help us to do better. On the other hand, the Tories would do nothing to help hard-working families.
Bonkers!
You’re not Labour you twat. The filthy tossrag of a mutant you have all created and have the gall to call a political party would cause Keir Hardie to revolve perpetually in his grave.
“I genuinely believe we are the only political party – the only organisation, full stop – capable of delivering the kind of change that people like you and your family need.”
You’ve had 12 years to deliver change and all you’ve delivered is a bankrupt, morally corrupt state. You have another 14 months at the most to well and truly fuck things up even more (if that were possible). Enjoy them – because for the following generation admitting to being a member of the Labour Party will be a badge of shame few of your comrades will own up to; for to do so would invite ridicule.
You are Harman Pride and I claim my voucher for a free root canal work.
see 445 above. Root canal work already claimed.
er 447 now. I don’t get this numbering thing
517 Quite right but we all miss one now and again
Why has McMoron suddenly discovered there are families out there. He has spent the last 12 years undermining them.
Besides what about people who are single? What have they done wrong? Or pensioners who have seen their savings wiped out and their state pension savagely reduced in real terms ( 2.5% increase in pension – 15% (?)increase in living costs).
McMoron cares nothing for hard working anybodies only welfare scroungers
doesn’t care for them either.
only cares for their votes (they are more gullible and/or dependent)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………
The nastiest thing about this patronising post is that it sounds like Mandelson’s tone of voice – honey oozing from a snake. Urgh.
I clicked on your i/d and up came Labour Home. Astonishing.
You really have not got the point, have you? I know it’s party policy to ignore the facts and spout garbage about the socialist Utopia into which Brown has led us, but there comes a point at which the gap between reality and your BS is so wide that it would be risible if not so serious.
Ye gods, such fantasists are actually in charge of the country, a sobering thought.
NuLab has proved itself incompetent, sleazy and dishonest. Any one of those would disqualify you from winning an election; in combination, they will consign you to oblivion for a generation – and perhaps for ever.
Please do not trouble this or any other site again with such nonsense, but spend your time pondering where it all went wrong.
Recognise that incompetence coupled with an Utopian dream will always lead to disaster.
Come to accept that following humankind’s better instincts, and enabling them to flourish, will ever be a better course than dictating and directing.
By that process you may learn and thereby become a more useful and independent-minded citizen; you will not do so by serving a failed dogma and a nasty organisation.
You guys really do think the public are as thick as pigshit, dont you?
Thanks to your education policies, most of your core vote is. Just as well for you lot, eh? Otherwise, you’d all be dangling from streetlamps with piano wire necklaces.
You’ve had three Parliaments to deliver the change that people and families need and you have with no exceptions, made everything worse.
Your party has done nothing for hard working families and never will.
The only way that Labour can help hard working families is by removing itself from the political scene as fast as possible.
I wish these Labour trolls were less earnest and more original.They are so boring.They need a good wind-up merchant like”we deserve help”.I wonder what happened to him.Sacked by Draper for having talent,I suppose.
What I am looking for is even the slightest sign that the tosspots believe what they are saying.
Blunkett did his bit of ‘help families’; helping to split them up, then dragging the remains through the courts to prove his manhood.
…. and helping himself to another bloke’s family.
he was corrupt too .. sharedealings for his offspring.
all the same.. claiming to help others whilst they “help themselves”
Protozoa.
Ah, I think I see how this is going to work. We are all going to be converted, one poster at a time. Bit like the Mormons knocking on doors.
I wish you the best of luck with that – now that you are 19% behind in the polls.
With any luck, at the next election we will see the Labour party reduced to a rump ,and the evil doctrine of socialism finally expunged from mainstream political dialogue in the same way that facism has been.
PS. I still have suspicions you are in fact just trolling for a laugh or are paid professionals re-hashing outdated slogans; it strains credibility that anyone really talks or writes like that anymore.
Paid professional – click on his i/d and it goes straight to Labour Home.
“Professional” ?
surely not.
Juvenile maybe.. but Professional ?
Methinks not.
but he’s not dancing
I’m voting Labour after I’ve picked up me dole money
Come on Guido, this is becoming boring…………….
Give us some MEAT, preferably fillet steak!
and roast Browns
With D Green beans
The chips are up for Brown
Sorry, Dolly nicked the chips.
There’s always Wimbledon to look forward to
It’s Sean Ryder, the People’s Poet! Give him a spliff!
Don’t care. But good lad if it was / is him…
I think Guido is giving us a test – to see how imaginative and inventive we can be with this thread.
Oh pleeeeeese not 1000 post AGAIN!!!
Has El Gordo been to the North West of England today?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8022583.stm
The curse strikes again. Next they’ll have swine flu there
Will some swine give Snoteater the flu? (he asks hopefully)
Apparently the swine flu up north today rather than take his limo.
One of them has been odeeing on a Ribena and Vodka mix…
Does Call Me Dave like soft fruit and a bit of the old Russian juice?
Best ask CCO
Of course it’s Cambo! Everybody else would have been raving to Manix or Blame, he’s getting his ting on for the Art of Noise. I used to know Anne from AON and she would fit in at a Cameron dinner party perfectly! (and that’s not the insult it appears to be…)
Anne Dudley is a brilliant orchestral arranger and has been for years. Its not an insult at all…. ‘cept maybe to Anne.
))
I’ve just had another good look at it and I think Guido is going to spring a joke on us – I think its a young Damien McBride – yes I know he’s only still young and that means he must have put on a lot of weight really quickly – but then given the Downing Street diet of beer and chips and his sedentary occcupation of huddling over computers that is quite possible, isn’t it?
Or is it Guido?
Please let it be Damien or Dolly
ps Are you Eskimo Nell or Nell Gwynne
Nell Gwynne would have been fun! but alas I am too old!
So that’s a yes to Eskimo Nell then….
Hmmm I’ll have to go and see who Eskimo Nell was first! – ps Guido is this getting us to the 1000 posts mark or will you relent and change topic at 550? 600??
Save you lot the trouble.
http://homepages.tcp.co.uk/~nicholson/eskimo.html
Well Thanks!!! Chad – I understand it is said in some places that the poem of Eskimo Nell was written by Noel Coward – gives it great credence! I’m going for a glass of wine now and a wander in the garden , it’s nice and cool out there right now and when I come back no doubt Guido will have taken pity on me and changed the thread!
I see some muppet has come out and suggested MPs get a 15k a year payrise AS WELL AS EXPENSES.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8023022.stm
Out of interest has anyone got a comparison of MP’s salary vs the UK average salary for the last 20 or 20 years?
Well i never, it does look like him, definatly! Oh well, i suppose it wasn’t to be!
View my blogfor political ramblings and what-not:
http://www.richard-wilkins.blogspot.com
Thanks
Rich the rave(sounds pretty good)
LOL! According to labourhome it turns out that the PLP have this archaic rule, where the shadow Labour Cabinet is elected by its members, instead of chosen by the leader of the opposition. That will make for interesting times post-election. Can you imagine some of the looney lefties that will get promoted? All hail our Saviour John McDonnell!!!
It’s called Democracy.
It means that Labour will be unelectable for years just like in the 80s. Funny how labour don’t apply this rule when they’re in power, if they believe in democracy so much.
That’s something you’d never confuse with Gordon Brown’s Labour Party.
Ha, what the fuck would you lot know about democracy???
Gordon wasnt even elected by his own party, none of your jellybacked hoons had the guts to stand against him!!! Thats not democracy!!!!
You wouldnt know democracy if it bit you fuckers on your overpampered arses!!
Democracy for Liebour = stuffed ballot boxes, falsifield postal voting and other scamming on an industrial scale.
Even that won’t prevent an historic defeat , Snotty’s marxists are going down so deep they will never rise again.
Good bleeding riddance.
It’s called funny.
Democracy died in 2005 in the UK, and was buried in 2007.
“Gordon Brown pledges funds for Holocaust memorial during tour of Auschwitz”
Like fuck he’s going to see that one through, given how his party hates Israel and how his ministers’hate Jews.
Enough already
How many more memorials do we need?
There are a whole fucking load of camps across the world.
All testimonies to the evils of socialism
McMental,
The Government’s wine cellar includes stocks of alcohol worth nearly £800,000. It holds 39,500 bottles of wine, spirits and liqueurs.
Why should the government even have a wine cellar? I haven’t got one.
I’m a Government Bar Steward.
Update on Swine Flu.
There have been human cases worldwide which have all been relatively mild with the exception of Mexico where there have been fatalities.
It is not known why the picture is different in Mexico; that is being investigated.
Source New York Times.
One thing they have got in Mexico is horrendously large farms. The NYT article reports farm(s) with one million pigs. Not really surprising they have a swine flu epidemic.
Haha, the economy is fucked. Actually, not haha. Bah, more like. Thanks Gordon. :’@(
Nugget blind says we can’t spin this out for another 450 comments.
I’ll comment as long as you fawn to us at http://www.telegraph.co.uk. Nice one. Is this a petition?
I’m in.
Errr. What maan? Did you say ‘ludes, dude?
I’m a ©unt.
Hiya , honey x .
Byeeee © E x .
Are these names made up??
Can’t say too much. The van with blacked-out windows is outside again.
I’ve signed. Dunno what for but who gives a fuck?
SIR- I and my team worked on this very problem in the seventies. In my paper ‘Signing things and talking to yourself can unleash a stream of conscientiousness’(1976) but yet to be published, we proved that signing stuff was harmless and could, in fact, lead to the downfall of undesirable types. So, I’m in.
I’m fucked if I’m signing this.
SIR- GUFFFAAAWW, sir. I and Mrs. K would like to be included in this, rather rum one shouldn’t wonder, petition. Is it pig-flu, sir? Tell me about it. The old sow has been sneezing the thickest mucus that one might ever have the misfortune to slip on, sir. Extremely queer, one should say.
We’re in. xx
Quentin @ M.I.5.com
Don’t wanna miss out on whatever.
Being neither quack nor scientist but a well-respected fortune-teller, I’m rubbing my balls as hard as I dare and I see wonderful times ahead. Not for the country, you understand but this petition will go stratospheric. Whooooaaa, I’m gone.
The Colonel is with you but the thought-police fucked him over.
COUNT ME IN IF i CAN INSERT A TRUNCHEON INTO THE OWNER’S HOLSTER. PLUS , IF EB HAS SIGNED , THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME . MMWWWWAAAAAAHHHH.
Is 450 more than 29, mister? I’m all for it. What’s your record on MarioKart 2?
Greetings from Germany. Good luck.
What’s it going to achieve?
Nothing. Now fuck off mate. Ta.
BTW- What happened to Col. K? Did he use a word in it’s correct context and some muppet shat itself coz it ain’t PC anymore?
Correct
That is rather qu**r then. DT Editor allows the qu**r word.
Dave! You can eff and hoon all you like on here. Don’t say a real word in its original context though. These people are pretenders and they, like HM Government, are scared of our language. Fucking lightweights, I reckon.
Wasn’t me, you blockhead. The Kernel done it. Fuck that. I’m gonna twitter. Nighty night.
This is great! I’m going to iron this last pair of boxers and then settle back and watch the petition take hold.
Hang on. I’ll get the lads to sign in a minute. Second wind is an art form. Where’d the Col. go? WTF.
Update on Swine Flu.
There have been human cases worldwide which have all been relatively mild with the exception of Mexico where there have been fatalities.
It is not known why the picture is different in Mexico; that is being investigated.
Source New York Times.
One thing they have got in Mexico is horrendously large farms. The NYT article reports farm(s) with one million pigs. Not really surprising they have a swine flu epidemic.
Question is as to whether all countries are talking about the same strain.
Thought it would be more helpful than reading UK papers.
Times Online also has a calm and clear article.
There are seven confirmed deaths in Mexico due to Swine Flu, none anywhere else at present.
Note to Newspaper Editors; There are other stories which need covering.
That’s all in the Times today. Been there since this morning. Cannot be arsed to link to it.
The reason this strain is lethal in Mexico is probably because there are zillions of undiagnosed/unreported cases, a small percentage of which are fatal. Elsewhere there as yet very few cases so statistically one would not expect to see patients croaking it in any numbers. Yet.
Meanwhile, forget the facemasks as viruses are so small they will pass through such barriers. Instead try to avoid other humans, and creatures such as Gordon Brown which may also be infected. Also meanwhile, start stockpiling everything so you don’t have to go to the shops and be exposed to diseased chavs. The panic-buying fun starts here!
The Times fingers a US pork-farming corporation which has created filthy hellholes south of the border (labour is cheap, govt even more corrupt, regulation minimal) – lagoons of pigshit causing the locals to drop like flies.
Yep, after me now: “It all started in America!”
Intensive farming. Not a good idea. They obviously don’t know that large quantities of animals in close proximity is dangerous. Nature has a way of dealing with these things – hence swine flu.
Greed will always win the day.
….look at the House of Commons….maybe we should have a cull. What do you think?
Let us not let facts get in the way of a good PAANNICK story !! Besides, The Mail are supplying a 16 page pull-out special on this and they are the experts when it comes to health. We shall provide a more balanced, intellectual analysis of the PAANNICKK situation and keep our readers wanting more. Igonnakum Jerk is on the case as I write. Read about the latest deaths at http://www.telegraph.co.uk. Ta.
Swine flu is just more Liebour distraction politics.
Getting closer to 550? A sop to Gordon Brown’s ego?
“In the beginning ….Blair’s government needed Brown because no-one else knew anything about economics-neither did Brown-but he said he did” – Times
as time went on it was said ” the Labour Party is intellectually threadbare, very few senior figures dare to even think about economics because they fear assassination.”
No we’ve past it – maybe 600 then?
Perhaps you should find out who Dave the Rave’s celebrity facedouble is?
Find out who Flash Gordon’s celeb facedouble is, at http://www.plenty2say.com
I’m in shock!
http://www.spectator.co.uk/clivedavis/3571971/the-downing-street-machine.thtml
Check this out. More on everybodies fave’fly fisherman Charlie Whelan.
……….good story about Whelan recently slagging off Darling to a group of journo’s in a public bar.
I hate that fuck Whelan – he’s a poisonous ignorant shit. I will give a hundred pounds to anyone who drives the bastard to drinking meths in the gutter.
McMental
You fucking Hoon
If you want a memorial (FFS the camps are enough) dont spend my money you Huhne, spend your own or maybe sell a few more peerages to those of a North London persuasion
I like shiny things.
Nose, forehead cheekbones and crown are all different. I suppose the first three may have changed over the years so it could well be him. But I doubt it a persons crown could change that much.
More people have now voted for Brown to resign (25070 and rising) than voted for him at the General Election in 2005 (only 24278).
Cast your vote if you haven’t already done so here:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
..that’s exactly 25070 more people than voted for him to be Prime Minister in the first place.
….and its 25,000 more votes than he’ll ever get again in his now greatly shortened lifetime.
The Petition has drastically slowed down today.
Call me cynical but is it being nobbled?
“What do you think?”
It ain’t Dave.
i’m on work avoidance but can’t be bothered to cross swords/type with the troll posting today, he/she’s even worse than the usual entertainment we get on here….Why is is they are so ridiculously earnest when they trot out their trash (good alliteration!). I mean, can you imagine having a drink with one of them? 21st century labour, you have mush for brains, but that might be forgivable if you had a personality…
Looks more like Gordon Brown than our Dave.
Stop this Raver-Cameron purple nightmare !!!
Guido’s onto something.
Where is he?
Or is he just on something? Acieeed flashback!!!
I suspect he’s away , appearing on a tv programme or else he wants us to get to a 1000 posts for some reason.
Pig Flu Bollocks
Keep the masses scared to take the heat off the greatest financial scandal ever.The USA also added the extra scare tactic of flying Air Fore One (2) over the ruins of the twin towers just to remind everyone that they are still at risk.My advice is a hot lemon drink and a healthy scepticism of MSM propaganda.
Its not him…………
Seriously…….Its not him…………
Ed Balls appearing before a committee to explain the discrepancies in his statements in respect of QCA has been called ” a brownite bully” . Surely that can’t be true!?
More people have no doubt died of gunshot wounds in mexico in the same time period that Pork Flu broke out.
34,000 Britons die of hospital aquired infections every year.
Alan Johnson bigging it up on his way to the COBRA meeting.
‘This is a level 4′.
Politicians love it,the drama,the police convoys,getting waved through gates.
The we know something you dont shit.
If, and thats a bloody big if, this pork flu gets serious having an over excited ex postman and a glorified dinner lady in charge of things doesn’t fill me with confidence.
Alan Johnson (Maybe Jack Straw) , it is said, will be the next unelected Prime Minister after the June elections. He will be a night watchman(in cricket terms) because they need to replace gb before the next election in order to minimise the pr disaster for labour before the next election. That way (they believe) it will not be so bad for them to rebuild after melt-down, and they won’t be out of power (or money/expenses) for too long.
Thought that as well, why is he giving an imprompto press conference out in the street?. Looks like a leadership challenge to me. And for what its worth swime fever is overated. MSRA will kill more people in the UK this year.
Donkey kicks will kill more people in the UK this year.
Non story – Labour distraction story only.
Ignore and move on.
Does it really matter what David Cameron did in his youth? What counts is what does or does not do NOW.
Will he drain the septic tank at Downing Street, and do his best to ensure that Crimes in High Office do not happen on his watch. Will he pull back from the New Labour project of making our country into a US client state?
These are the kind of things upon which he should be judged in the here and now. Would David Cmaeron be an asset to our country or not? If the answer is yes, then who cares whether he went to a rave years ago or not?
In a spooky coincidence I had my septic tank drained today. I only mention it because you may feel it is sweet relief from hearing about the two Scots with mild flu.
O/T but heartbreaking. No fatalities in Afghanistan for over a month, Jonah goes there for a photo opp at the weekend and today we lose a brave Welsh Guardsman.
FFS
That is heartbreaking. Condolences to that young man’s family. I just wish GB would stay at home until the election and that we can get rid of him sooner rather than later – He just raises all the wrong sort of profiles ,when he moves away from home, for the UK, and for Labour per se. His sensationally bad personae, when he visited Afghanistan , is bringing the spotlight onto our troops when he is abroad. He is a bad icon, attracting the attention of terrorists. He makes us look weak and we cannot win the war that way. Please go Gordon.
The Broon hoon does not know how to give a fuck.
This kind od damning detail should be all over our news media heaping shit on bogey-man Broon and his cabinet of hoons.
Fuck them all.
Mega yawn…………….
ps…achooooooo!
Alistair ‘numbers’Darling live right now on BBC Parliment (i know, i was bored) looks like hes clocking Yvette’s arse…
he also looks like he’s literally shat his pants by the look on his face…
I’ve posted this before but in case anyone missed it I suggest we employ it whenever faced with one of our ZaNuLab “contributors” on here.
Simply go to Automated Rebuttal Unit and pop in the ZNL hoon’s name in full in the box marked FIRST.
Click for a full ten paragraphs and then cut and paste the outcome on here.
I suggest only one of us does it because otherwise Guido’s stats will turn to dust as boredom sets in. Maybe these responses ought to be on LieBoreList etc instead.
Anyway take a look at my next post where I am going to respond to 21st Century LieBore who has peed me off earlier.
I can only hope the readers of this letter are as outraged as I am at 21st Century Labour. When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in 21st Century Labour’s comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute. I eventually decided against that approach because it’s a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of jaded numskulls like 21st Century Labour can still be heard, worse still that they’re listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. The next time he decides to twist the teaching of history to suit his doctrinaire purposes, he should think to himself, cui bono?—who benefits?
My position is that 21st Century Labour’s intimates constitute the only species of animal life that is both mammalian and invertebrate. He, in contrast, argues that it’s okay to leave the educational and emotional needs of our children in the fork-tongued hands of the worst kinds of cankered malefactors there are. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and 21st Century Labour. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that his “I’m right and you’re wrong” attitude is stupid because it leaves no room for compromise. Although he babbles on and on about onanism, 21st Century Labour has no more conception of it than any other scummy propagandist.
Nevertheless, if I thought that 21st Century Labour’s obloquies had even a snowball’s chance in Hell of doing anything good for anyone, then I wouldn’t be so critical. As they stand, however, I can conclude only that 21st Century Labour accuses me of being a liar. The only proven liar around here, however, is 21st Century Labour. Only a die-hard liar like 21st Century Labour could claim that he never engages in goofy, unstable, or condescending politics. The truth, in case you haven’t already figured it out, is that he ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, 21st Century Labour tends to utter so much verbiage about faddism that I can conclude only that his little world is far from reality. More than that, from secret-handshake societies meeting at “the usual place” to back-door admissions committees, his disciples have always found a way to pose a threat to the survival of democracy. What 21st Century Labour is doing is akin to painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Equally important is the fact that 21st Century Labour is careless with data, makes all sorts of causal interpretations of things without any real justification, has a way of combining disparate ideas that don’t seem to hang together, seems to show a sort of pride in his own biases, gets into all sorts of nutty speculation, and then makes no effort to test out his speculations—and that’s just the short list!
21st Century Labour will perpetuate myths that glorify pessimism long before he can convert me into one of his janissaries. If voyeurism were an Olympic sport, he would clinch the gold medal. He has never disproved anything I’ve ever written. 21st Century Labour does, however, often try to discredit me by means of flagrant misquotations, by attributing to me views that I’ve never expressed. In the end, if he wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn’t just throw out the word “tetraiodophenolphthalein”, for example, and expect us to be scared. Why don’t more people complain when they see him develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to make a genuine contribution to human society? It’s because 21st Century Labour has mastered the art of tricking people with images and myths. He creates myths about what the world is like and then generates false images to match those myths. This proves to me, at least, that it’s easy for us to shake our heads at 21st Century Labour’s foolishness and cowardice. It’s easy for us to exclaim that we should make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. It’s easy for us to say, “The only thing protecting the people of this world from 21st Century Labour’s moonstruck put-downs is our love of freedom and concern for justice.” The point is that it’s easy for us to say these things because 21st Century Labour has declared that he’s staging a revolt against everyone who dares to bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate. 21st Century Labour’s revolting all right; the very sight of him turns my stomach. All kidding aside, we are observing the change in our society’s philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these “values” are artistically incorporated in one person: 21st Century Labour.
Even if one is opposed to bitter libertinism (and I am), then surely, 21st Century Labour has, at times, called me “besotted” or “unruly”. Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to hold annual private conferences in which contentious insurrectionists are invited to present their “research”. His arguments would be a lot more effective if they were at least accurate or intelligent, not just a load of bull for the sake of being controversial. I apologize if the following points are hard to follow but they’re quite relevant to the gist of my argument. First, there’s a distinction to be made here. And second, 21st Century Labour’s ignorant, squalid op-ed pieces have a demoralizing effect on the victims of human-rights violations. All of this means, of course, that 21st Century Labour tries to make us think the way he wants us to think, not by showing us evidence and reasoning with us, but by understanding how to push our emotional buttons.
You might not care that I draw strength and courage from knowing that most people comprehend the crusade to stop 21st Century Labour and are supportive of my role in it, but you’d better start caring if you don’t want 21st Century Labour to impose a narrow theological agenda on secular society. Evil prevails when good people do nothing. That shouldn’t surprise you when you consider that he has gotten us into one hell of a mess. Don’t make the mistake of thinking otherwise. 21st Century Labour does, and that’s why to 21st Century Labour’s mind, character development is not a matter of “strength through adversity” but rather, “entitlement through victimization”. So that means that there’s no difference between normal people like you and me and the most filthy shysters I’ve ever seen, right? No, not right. The truth is that parasitism can not and must not be tolerated. Excuse me; that’s not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that 21st Century Labour, already oppressive with his cuckoo writings, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that’s a frightening thought then consider that if 21st Century Labour had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages “before technocracy” he wouldn’t be so keen to supplant one form of injustice with another. Maybe he’d even begin to realize that you might say, “Out of all of the vexatious, illogical pissants I’ve ever known, he is clearly the most narrow-minded.” Fine, I agree. But he seems to have recently added the word “uncontradictableness” to his otherwise simplistic vocabulary. I suppose 21st Century Labour intends to use big words like that to obscure the fact that he would not hesitate to sell us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of charlatanism if he felt he could benefit from doing so.
It would be charitable of me not to mention that the long-term consequences of 21st Century Labour’s whinges are rarely examined, let alone subjected to scientific scrutiny. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that he may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider 21st Century Labour to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.
21st Century Labour has no fixed ethical principles. I’ll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, many people are shocked when I tell them that everything 21st Century Labour writes is larded with indiscriminate name dropping, the quality and quantity of which would embarrass the most shameless mover and shaker at your average literary cocktail party. And I’m shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that 21st Century Labour has repeatedly been spotted plaguing our minds. When questioned about that, he either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only a stuck-up, birdbrained mendicant could believe.
Having no desire to belabor this subject, I’ll just say that if you’re like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about 21st Century Labour’s latest utterances. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you’ll realize that it must be nice to live in 21st Century Labour’s little world, where the sun shines, the birds chirp merrily, and reality never rears its ugly head. I, not being one of the many loquacious sociopaths of this world, challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. From this perspective, I want to see all of us working together to end 21st Century Labour’s control over the minds and souls of countless people. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness—not in a dark, wanton world run by worthless sadistic-types.
The facts are, succinctly, these: First, 21st Century Labour’s devotees should reevaluate their cherished assumptions about Stalinism. Second, if a cogent, logical argument entered his brain, no doubt a concussion would result. After I proscribe 21st Century Labour and his faithfuls as the most dangerous enemies of the people, I know that everyone will come to the dismayed conclusion that I stated at the beginning of this discussion: I oppose 21st Century Labour’s quips because they are rapacious. I oppose them because they are oligophrenic. And I oppose them because they will judge people based solely on hearsay in a lustrum or two. To deny that he is hampered by a load of contradictory and absurd assumptions of the school that he follows is deranged nonsense and political irresponsibility. It is nonsense because his off-the-cuff comments are always accompanied by hyperbolic rhetorical claims that are clearly perceived after-the-fact as transparently delirious. And it is irresponsible because he ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you’re not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person. In closing, the most perceptive members of our society respond positively to my message that 21st Century Labour needs some serious professional help.
Oh Christ you have so won the award for poster most in need of lesson in the use of paragraphs !
Go and get your own blog,who reads cut and paste.
eh? say that again…
“cogent, logical argument ” ….words entirely wasted on anyone in the Liebour scum camp old chap.
Otherwise pip pip.
You are Leo Tolstoy and I claim my 5 pounds
Blimey, I need a cup of tea after reading that.
Tea? fuck me i need to go to Specsavers
I am the genuine article. Accept no substitutes.
sir, your a cad and a bounder of the highest order… shame on you!!!
For a person using funny public school expressions you’re someone who doesn’t seem to knpw about apostrophes.
And I’m someone who can’t type properly. It’s late.
and you sir, dont know your p’s form your o’s..
you’re …
your…
tomato..
tomarto…
“The truth, in case you haven’t already figured it out, is that he ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do”.
Practice what you preach, my son.
off
i didnt read this.
Shut the fuck up! It started in America you fucking Huhnes.
It started in Mexico.
Read your fucking blackberry you trouser swamping twat.
Shut the fuck up! It started in America you fucking Hoons.
I agree with everything I just read.
Now can someone tell me what was written as I gave up after about line 10.
More to the point, can someone honestly say they read ALL of that?
No offense, but damn that was long…
I can say : ‘ I read All that’.
But not honestly.
Will that help ?
My English is still not as good as my French.
I expect your French is crap too.
Ahh yes, but who do you put in his place; could you expand on that.
Someone with with a less scary, more caring, smile. Time for bed. God bless.
Lard.
Great stuff but don’t forget to take the olanzapine
I’m sorry, Max, I was distracted – would you repeat that?
You need to learn the value of brevity. No one has time to read all this.
I see, so what your basically saying is that Labour are bunch of Huhnes.
Here is the abridged version of Max’s posting:
——-
I can only hope
My position is that
Nevertheless, if I thought
21st Century Labour will
Even if one is opposed
You might not care
It would be charitable
21st Century Labour has
Having no desire to
The facts are, succinctly
Labour needs some serious professional help
Max writes shorter entries on his blog
http://maxinthecity.blogspot.com/
It is pathetic that you use an internet insult generator for a reply – please do something original.
No. I manually took the first four words of each of Max’s paragraphs.
Sure an internet insult generator could do that as well – I guess…..? !! ?
And it did, on Here.
Well done! Have a degree in Doublethink. Quence!
I promise not to do that again. On here.
I still think it’s his fag who doubled for him at Bulingdon gatherings.
less then 3000 to go and the petition reaches the top spot
Doesn’t look like a match at all to me, not that it matters all that much.
and following that a lesson in why you shuldnt cut and paste someone elses work to make u look clever . The reason being it sometimes appears with no paragraphs.
Guido, maybe you had an “interesting” weekend but whilst you are posting daft stuff about Cameron and some photocopied picture from “The Jackie” circa 1988. There is a Labour leadership challenge afoot and your missing it !
A Leadership Challenge ? Please tell us more. Will it be Jack Straw or Alan Johnson ? Is it unacceptable that we should have a 2nd unelected Pime Minister??
Guido, maybe you had an “interesting” weekend but whilst you are posting daft stuff about Cameron and some photocopied picture from “The Jackie” circa 1988. There is a Labour leadership challenge afoot and your missing it !
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Yeah, Mad Hattie can have her moment at last.
Too bad it’s general election time next year. For her, that is.
och eye… Broon? hes a coont alright
The Guardian
The voice of and gives voice to the fascists:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/apr/27/surveillance-data-protection
P.S. NHS is free if you don’t pay for it.
NHS is only free if you don’t work for your living. Otherwise you have to pay for prescriptions, glasses, dentistry etc etc
taxes, NI contributions, pension raids, refusal for treatment etc
and its a LOT more free now that they pay GPs twice as much. What a deal !!!!
Babar: Well, they have renegotiated the GP contract , since you are right – GP’s could put in half the hours and earn a six figure salary, but now the DoH have realised their mistake even GP’s who used to support the Labour party have turned against them. I wonder why?
In fact, while ranting about the NHS: my sister cannot get her medication on the NHS (Lyrica) in spite of being licensed for the indication (Generalised anxiety disorder) because it costs about £40/month so she has to pay, because the PCT won’t, which does not surprise me given this government’s track record on mental health (they and the press slated the the Tory government on a sensible care in the community policity yet the governemnt have set up teams both in primary and secondary care (Gateway workers and home treatment crisis resolution teams that have targets of of making sure severely ill patients never get a hospital bed). My father is in agony because although he has seen a pain specialist, his GP cannot afford to prescribe his recommended treatment on the NHS. My wife has been unable to book an appointment with a rheumatologist – because if you do the clock starts ticking on waiting lists and the govt needs to meet targets so that 21st_Labour_Party can spout positive statistics so we delay the start of the clock to meet those targets. We are treating numbers for spin not treating patients anymore FFS.
Sorry, a bit of a rant: Did’t mean to compete with Max for the longest paragraph in history but we all know the truth is different to what we are being told by this reime.
I recall Economics lesson #1 from many moons ago.
“The garage forecourt has “Free Air” pump. How can it be free ?” Discuss.
Unfortunately that was a lesson too far for this government or any Labour types.
Mr. Darling, keep up with class please.
Tonight’s entertainment is on another channel.
Go to Times Online News politics, particularly the article on Downing St You Tube Feedback being disabled and the attached comments. The site seems very slow to me, which either means my internet connection is crap or its got heavy traffic.
There are many links to the Downing St petition site which has very clearly been slowed down. I would have thought that the Times mention alone should have it shooting up.
Tomorrow is Wednesday and should be Parliamentary Questions.
Is Guido helping with the barrels of gunpowder?
We can only hope…
Just seen Jock McSnot on news at ten “We’re making the necessary changes” “Its the right thing to do”
Me too. Cringe.
Hope his wife gives him a good slap for stuttering those same old soundbites.
Just thinking – seems like only yesterday we were all convinced by the power of media that he was, wait for it…..
……. an Intellectual Heavyweight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics 101. A Refresher Revision Point Summary
Having been stripped of his closest advice, nearest, dearest & most loyal of lieutenants our Dear Leader’s most recent excursion on YouTube (to promulgate his expenses diktat) has been ********, its only memorial standing here
Make of that what you will.
And then Guido, the UK’s most sucessful political blogger, trashes the “Dave Did Druuuugggggsssss!!!!!!” story that was supposed to fill most of the Bank Holiday weekend. And then the undermined administration unravels further still.. & by the time the NEXT Bank Holiday comes rouind we’ll all be gagging for it..?
Actually that is a very good point, after this no one will ever take the “Dave did drugs” smear seriously ever again.
But to be honest I couldn’t care less what any of them did or didn’t do at Uni. I’d rather hear a politician be bloody honest for once.
“Did you do drugs at Uni?”
“Yes, and you know what, so did a lot of my friends, and furthermore I had a damn good time at Uni being a student!”
I put in a comment after max’s short speech and it’s gone in before it.
Wonder where this one will end up?
so did i Moley.. one can only assume the shear weight of Maxs speech caused a minor earthquake in the internet thus shifting our posts all over the shop, willy-nilly style..
Crikey I’ve just woken up and it’s 9.20am and Wednesday. Wonder where I’ve been since I blacked out last night? This place needs a bleedin’tidy up too.
can we see one with dave wearing a selection of comedy wigs or a burka now?
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Ere wots going on!
At least Mrs Vaal Ewes / Mrs Values is still sneeking through in support of our dear leader…….
yes.. extensive pruning done by some spotty faced twat in number 10.. or one of Gordos sidekicks…
how dare they remove my message of support for our valued and much loved Prime Minister.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Ere, wots going on!
This morning’s listing :
Brad Owen
john fisk
I. Wright
Nicola O’Connor
Vaal Ewes
Paul Uppal
Planning Election Party Already
Ewe Turn
Brid Mary Campbell
Phil + Mike Hunt
Endo Boomnbust
David Cameron
The military Wing of the BBC
Jimmy Cricket
Gordon Brown
Erica I Tstartedinam
I like tea cakes
Still can’t get to 10 REAL signatures then
Tacky Jacqui-Smith
Utta Leigh Bonkers
Phil McCrackin
A.Brownmustgo
What’s the point of petitions if more than 100 signatures are removed overnight? Censorship?
How sad. No-one wants you Brown. Just GO!
Winky McFcuknut
Wibble Wobble I like Playing With My Farmy Farm
wheres my pension gone
george bush
McLovin
SNP
Major Ringsting
The Chocolate Starfish
Rusty Sheriffsbadge
Fcuk U Gordon
The Ignoramus with half a brain
“half a brain”, overly generous IMHO
Utter Hoon
S. Notgobbler
But in which direction? And WHY were dozens of signatures removed?
Hazel Blears
That smarmy lying fucking hoon Vaz on Newsnight…. god, what a wonker.
I’m off to bed for a wank. Need to be up early for a fucking over at PMQs
GB
no your not, get those underpants washed first.. your only other pair are ruined..
628 Max
OK – I’m sure there was a lot of valid comment there – but that was quite long for a quick fire blog format.
Having said that………. why not copy and paste it and spin bowl it at Labour Home and LabourList – it would keep them busy for weeks dissecting and mulling over that.
I know, I know. I didn’t actually write it, them others made me do it.
MAX is right. I think..
fuckin’hell Max… I admire your sentiments, but fuckin’hell… you dont half go on a bit old son!!!
slow news day?
MAX is right ! I think .
BBC News learns a helpline is to be set up to help callers with information on the swine flu pandemic.
ring ring. FUCK OFF AND DIE!
Yes Ive got information, a couple of people have some sniffles now can we move on nothing to see here.
lol, 715 replies. And it’s not him.
Liam Byrne “I am speaking with the full authority of the prime mcmentalists arse”
By the way, if anyone has noticed the petition at http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GE2010/ it was started by me. And yes my tongue was very firmly in cheek when I wrote it. Unfortunately they wouldn’t allow me to have the other petition calling for an election asap as I was going to do a little experiment and see just how far ahead the other petition could get :p
Oh yes, so you did.
You’ll be signing your valentine cards next.
No need, I’m married :p
As the site is called order order, I’ll have a fries and big mac. And as McD’s will be buying all the pubs that have closed can they also serve me a pint of Guiness please…
Here is the abridged version of Max’s posting:
I can only hope
My position is that
Nevertheless, if I thought
21st Century Labour will
Even if one is opposed
You might not care
It would be charitable
21st Century Labour has
Having no desire to
The facts are, succinctly
Labour needs some serious professional help
Max writes shorter entries on his blog
http://maxinthecity.blogspot.com/
25,527
I’ve got two Huhnes!
Gordons one of them!
In the news, the Government has nearly 800k worth of wine in it’s cellars.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8023745.stm
More surprising to me is the fact that the average price of the bottles of wine is only around 20 quid a bottle…
As for Swine ‘Flu, does anyone remember when Hilary Benn told us all that the government ‘hadn’t ruled out terrorism’in the National Institute of Animal Health’s leaking drains foot-and-mouth affair?
Didn’t whiter-than-white Blair tell us all, and Bush go on to tell his own believers, about the Ricin Plot That Never Was, and then didn’t Bush tell his Congress the Anthrax atack – in fact from an Amercian defence laboratory – was the handiwork of Osama himself?
The Terrorologists must be losing their influence for no one to have yet claimed the Swine ‘Flu as the latest assault on ‘Freedom and Democracy’from the ‘Cauldron of Terror’.
But perhaps the Swine ‘Flu is too serious to have silly tales made up about it in the Terror Factory, or perhaps it is because McBride has gone. Who can say?
I’m feeling unwell today
Anyone have any lemsip ?
I’m ruined.
Chin is in the right place,
Nose is in the right place,
Eyebrows are in the right place.
Forhead is too small
According to brown, Britain is the best placed country in the world to cope with the flu pandemic. I now am officially fucking worried.
A Conservative politician at a rave when he was younger?
How pathetic is this.
Disgusting how we lampoon politicians for collating data, when we are quite happy to grab an old photo for a media opportunity. This is not the decent journalism that Guido is known for.
bit unfair of you max , to use 21st century labour , repeatedly and not mention the conservaitves , clever work confusing almost .
i prefer “unelected syndicalists ” for yet again i am reminded what is so wrong with the labour ideaology and mythology , if somthing that required feeding, walking, toileting and medical care kept humping your leg in a dry sexual act with an ability to dig your garden up until you were broke , and then pronounce its self as “your best friend ” , you would either be a bit stupid or want a change.
it is the cleverness in which they act dumb , you may think that gordon is a bit Dim doleing out his empty speeches that combine a verb with a vaccuum or an animated positive style without any respect for intelligent protocol . but it is not so much the weird out of commons vids and speaking for they are bad enough, but it is his in commons performance that goes to the very heart of why “labour dont do democracy”. you see labour dont dont make mistakes , to them it is a work in progress contained in the necessity of class war to bring about equality , that they can manage and control .
unelected bodies , lack of choice , renaging on referendum are all part of shaping the “whole ” into somthing that can be managed . At first you dont really notice it , it is like somthing warm and pleasant , child like , but then it does more and more of what it wants without any regard for parental guidance or responsibility to others , until it wants to run your complete life under the guise of you need it. you know drug dealers give you a free sachet with your purchase , on the house , hoping that by next time you like it need it even and you then have to pay for it .
i am assuming quite few people can see through its behavior and how it ends up , but i want to make the point of recent memory in that in 1997 labour was handed an economy in good and improving health , conservative thinking is that a good economy benefits everyone as it checks the anti democratic forces of kabals, oligarchs and unelected exectuative bodies .
in 2009 the commons that most vital part of democracy has been made into somthing that doesnt answer questions , runs vast unelected exectutives and is not accountable , and spends your money to only grow the darkness.
having turbo charged personal debt in conjunction with nitrousing public sector spending , we now a have a boys wet dream that is the baddest scariest V8 , that does 4 malfunctions to the gazillion .
it is clear that you can make democracy fail , you just have to create lite touch , create an unelected exectutive to run it and take the blame if anything goes wrong . you see gordon brown is PM but he isnt really incharge , apparently not aware of what his departments do and doesnt hold ministers to account (for that would mean the same action would apply to him) and therefore thinks its great to Grin when he finds a way of not answering a question.
nu labour makes you weak , it has to to stay in power
There’s plenty more where that came from on Here. It is all on autopilot as per the ZNL claptrap that washes up on here. Er, that was actually my point you see. (Sorry you read it all).
You’re all ghey. Get a life you chattering wastrels!
We know our glorious leaders are a bunch of fecking gobshites.
Try changing the system instead of hiding behind your computers in Suburbia.
Regards,
The evil mofo with a gunsight on Westminster.
Peter Hain’s got a piece in the Guardian begging us not vote BNP,
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/29/bnp-european-elections-peter-hain
It’s a bit like the alligator preaching against the immorality of the crocodile.
Unsurprisingly, he’s getting a doing in the comments hahaha.
That’s got to be preaching to the choir. Can’t imagine too many BNP supporters read The Grauniad… in fact, not sure many of them can read at all.
There was an instance in Australia recently where a tabloid newspaper published pornographic photographs, which it claimed, were of the rather dim politician Pauline Hanson. It transpired that the shots were not of her, but of an unknown belle in a Danish (I think) stick mag, circa 1980.
Where have all the numbers gone? Did McFuckwit and McBitch use them all up creating our forthcoming debt problems.
Yeap, they’ve gone
Forget about Dave – catch this – Brown’s a pretty slick mover !!!!!
lol very good
I still don’t think it’s him
Youv’eYoYou’ve done Cameron a favour there Guido. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyeballs can see the man at the Rave is not Dave.
Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!
(Read Dave’s lips)
I think Guido is having some fun with us.
It’s just a photo of some bloke put into an unusual colour, it could have been taken anywhere and even if it was Dave at a rave, who the fuck cares? Better that than Gordon mentalissimo Brown at a young socialists meeting just getting on with the fucking jobbie.
Jesus fuking christ there r a lot of fuking
pricks posting rubbish that they think is
witty on this website. Anyway i hav some
gossip from the Outer Hebridies, where i’m
currently touring. Lord Uist, the Laird of Uist
and supreme court judge, is apparently, a
coke fiend. Play the game, play up and blag.
FUKING SCUM. PISS OFF.