UPDATE : Guido has now spoken to Tamzin Lightwater, she said she had done her due diligence and showed Dave the pictures. He told her it wasn’t him. Guido asked had Dave ever been to a rave. She didn’t think so. Well, if you can remember, you weren’t really there….
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Sarah Palin said…
“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%
thats not him
And which sad one of you took a camera into a rave in the first place?
You’d never get that photograph as evidence past the CPS to authorise a charge…..
There is more evidence against Abdul Basset Al Megrahi !!
I could
You are right. The purple one is not wearing a tie. Can’t be him.
You are so RIGHT. It is not him – it is someone who looks like him, walks like him, talks like him, has the same name and leads a major political party. I will now go and get my coat.
isn’t that my 3rd cousin albert?
Whoever it is, he owes me a tenner!
That was very obvious, as I said yesterday. Far too ugly!
Could be anyone.
I can think of a lot of people it couldn’t be – from Lady Violet Bonham-Carter onwards.
Whoever he is he’s clearly shroomin’.
looks more like his cousin Tom
It’s Yvette before the “operation”.
Wouldn’t you if you danced like that?
Its the Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl
I’m Sparticus
I’m not Sparticus, it wasnae me, it is the bloke over their who looks like Kirk Douglas, it started in America
I take full responsibility and that is why the person responsible has been dismissed.
Does anyone care???
Precisely. This is boring. Move on now, Guido. You have better things to do, more important targets to lock onto, campaings to get your teeth into, and bubbles to burst. Just please no more silly pictures from twenty years ago.
What a shame…..!
Of course – CCHQ should exploit this video and release a viral video with a genuine Cameron voice over that outlines either why Labour are crap or the Tories are what the country needs……..
That’s not me…that guy is clearly working class.
You are not the real David Cameron and I claim my £5.00.
Definitely someone that was on Wimbledon Common
It’s nice to see a happy face though.
Have you been waiting for the CCHQ denial before your devastating factual rebuttal Guido?
All the toffs at the raves looked the same to Guido.
Really?
Hmmm……
“Well, if you can remember, you weren’t really there….”
If it is DC and GF knows it, it’d be far more profitable
to reserve any proof for the election or beyond.
Are they sure the person who took the photo won’t emerge from the woodwork?
Is n’t it one of those odd images which appears from time to time on items such as a piece of toast in a greasy spoon or that mysteriously manifests itself on a wall with rising damp in Portugal and then everyone declares it to be a miracle ?
Toast? Ah, bugger it! I forgot to buy the Marmalade in Morrison’s this evening! Have to pop in again, after I leave the office!
i think you’ll find that was me at the age of 2
He started life in America.
Isn’t it Julian Lennon?
Looks like a young Marty Feldman
Blucher!
OT The fun police have cleaned up Bob Robert’s petition.
Down to 7 ‘real names’.
I see they aren’t watching this carefully enough again…
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
The original Bob Rob +
Brad Owen
john fisk
Ashie
Joy Wendy Endcomes
Andrew Neil
Charles Ponzi
D N Disnigh
Noki Aitonthehead
I. Wright
in case you were wondering makes 10
Mr Admiral
You appear to be missing the fact that your post at 1220 is 20 mins after there were 7.
Nil points, again.
Ooh look now there are 11 :roll:
16 now
Latest additions are
Mr N.O. McMandate
Ivor Broquen-Printer
Mr. P. Iss-Off
Mr S Meargate
Dustin Mihands
Gordon Smallcock
Mrs Tricoteuse
Prof L. Igate-Tosser
Nick Robinson
43 now. I reckon 5 or 6 are real. I’m literally crying at my desk, trying to supress giggles as I read them.
I like “Mr FuckOffBackToScotland” and “Mr AllyourfriendsattheBBC”
I know it’s childish, but it is funny…
Now back down to 8, of which Bob and John Fisk seem the only two ‘real’ ones
bob roberts, the Petition Creator, joined by:
* aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
* john fisk
* Gordon Brown
* get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
* Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
* Faux Cough
* nobody elected brown
Currently back up to 17 again. I’ve just signed it as Osama Bin Laden. Says a lot about Brown that the anti-petition has 25K+ signatures. Wonder when he’ll force the MPs to sign?
Read about this poor nurse hounded from her job after blowing the whistle on disgusting service in the NHS.
Yet another example of Labour’s authoritarian and broken Britain – speak out against injustice and sign the petition.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/28/nurse-exposing-cruelty-nhs
Signed – up to 25k now.
errr 22059 actually
sorry to be a pedant
Congratulations. You have successfully signed the petition:
Support for whistleblowing nurse struck off by NMC.
You are signer #25754
Congratulations. You have successfully signed the petition:
Support for whistleblowing nurse struck off by NMC.
You are signer #25754
The Nu Lab Stazi will make a personal call at 4am tomorrow morning.
Thank you for using this government service, beep!
Petition;
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/support-for-whistleblowing-nurse.html
This is me..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01080/education-graphics_1080307a.jpg
Are you the real David Cameron?
How do we know?
I agree, the picture looks genuine.
Dave not David.
Phwooor! Eh? Phwooor! etc
Corporal Parkinson………,pardon?
[...] Dave a rave? Does anyone care? Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 GUIDO reports that Conservative Central Office denies the Dave lookie-likey featured prominently on his site is [...]
your keyboard is still fucked
I’ve just moved to China and I’m sure I have a female stalker already.
I’ve seen her 15 million times already today.
Sir….that is a racist comment.
watch she doesn’t nick your blackberry.
What is a rave?
You are not the real David Cameron either and I claim my five pounds.
Even if it wasn’t him, it looks close enough to be funny. Still, I’d feel better about our political system if it included a few more ravers…
Well, there’s a few. Let’s see, Harriet, Jacqui, Tessa, Hazel…
Definitely, maybe Tony Robinson’s younger brother.
I didn’t think it was him. Could be a young Michael Howard though
Hmm, if you ask me (nobody ever does) it doesn’t look like him. Can see the similarities though.
Course if it was him we shouldn’t hold that against Mr. Cameron, even if the drugs have rotted his brain.
They have deleted ‘most’ of the joke names from the support Gordon brown petition, however, following the cull the majority of the remaining Brown supporters are still taking the michael:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
Expect to see some culling of the “Just say go” petition soon was 22,060 now 22,059.
Blair had a change of heart.
Charles Ponzi… both dead and an american. Well bound to be a labour voter then.
Postal vote of course.
“Ivor Broquen-Printer”
Class!
latest back on the site
Mr N.O. McMandate
Ivor Broquen-Printer
Mr. P. Iss-Off
Mr S Meargate
Dustin Mihands
Gordon Smallcock
Mrs Tricoteuse
Prof L. Igate-Tosser
Nick Robinson
Reminds of those Warhol pics of Marilyn Monroe. If she’d been off her tits at the time. And a man.
Where’s my coat?
I told you, tis my Neil
Alex Salmond, First Minister of Scotland, is on the Daily Politics right now. Have a watch and see a real politician.
Are all the Scottish Ministers named after fish….
I’ve just seen that Nicola Sturgeon on the telly…..
What next…… David Trout
I have no interest in politics.
And they are all slippery as eels
Gordon Bream
Harriet Haddock
Ed Mullet
Jacqui Snapper
Ed Pollock ??
I think you omitted the words “small minded” in your second sentence
Definitely my Italain cornetto, Silvio
Wattle you do without him?
Big tax, little tax, cardboard city…
Well if he wasn’t raving back in the day he is the only one that wasn’t..who cares just let him get on with getting ready to run this country and not run it into the ground like Labour.
It’s Justin Cooper,90% sure.
Who?
You know, Mrs Coopers little boy.
is that the Coopers that live at No 65 ?
Claptrap
Is it just me or does anyone else keep reading CCHQ as GCHQ?
GCHQ know it’s Dave already.
Yup!!!!
Yep, until I read your post saying it wsn’t!!
Black microdots to OBLIVIONNNNNNNN!
More of a fezzie man myself – not enough Hawkwind at raves, even though they invented them. Some quality skirt though. During the great anti-CJB days the skirt attending those demos was phenomenal.
Ahhh yes. The lovely Stacia prancing naked around the acid-soaked, strobe-lit peddlers of hedonism, Lemmy’s bass pounding the last smidgeon of earthly-thought from the space cadets’ frazzled brains, the ancient stones pulsating to……….
WTF happened to all the fun in the world?
Gordon thought it might be contagious, so he had it shot.
I met Dave in 1990 and he was v v straight – no way could I imagine the sort of haircut in your pic morphing into the side parted Tory Boy affair he had then. If anything he’s far more with it now
Guido, you vile fenian, is it so hard for you to get your head around the fact that most people find raves absolutely fucking retarded? You might as well dance to the sound of a car alarm.
Rave on.
Bangin!
wooo ooooh! im off me fookin niappa!
From The Mirror-on-line
“Gordon Brown has urged the whole country to fly the flag for national Armed Forces Day.
The Prime Minister called on schools, families and businesses to display a specially-designed standard for the first annual celebration on June 27.
The £10 flag, which measures 5ft by 3ft, has the Union Jack as its top half, while the bottom half is white, with “Armed Forces Day” inscribed in blue.
A proportion of the price will go to the military children’s charity.
Mr Brown unveiled the new flag during his visit to Afghanistan, where he praised UK troops’ “professionalism and bravery”.
Words fail me, for the first time in a long time, well not since the World Cup in Argentina
The last desperate act of a desperate man is to wrap himself in the flag. The bottom half being white is ironic. BTW, where does the rest of the money go?
And the last one to wrap himself in a flag was if I recall Mr Portaloo who went on to lose his seat to the odious Mr Twigg.
What a shame his majority is over 18k.
I thought we already had a flag called the ‘Union Flag’ Remember that Mt Stazi Nu Labour?
(Union Jack if on the pointy bit of a ship before any one jumps up and down).
No; the last desperate act of a failed leader is to declare war on somebody. It begins with appeals to patriotism.
Hopefully the Great Leader will be shown the door before that happens.
Like Iraq and Afganistan
Made in China of course.
are you Ally McCloud?
Did’nt he ride a horse and wear a big hat?
That was me
Don’t buy the flag.
Donate the money to the British legion or other Armed Forces Benevolent Societies.
It will do far more good and does not run the risk of looking like support for the ******.
The trouble with using bad language all the time is that when you really need it, you’ve run out. My vocabulary of suitable expletives has failed me.
Good idea, no vat that way
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/donations.html
Donate using GiftAid and that way the Treasury gives additional Taxpayers’ cash to a very good cause ( no bathplugs, patio heaters or porn )
Unlike, of course, Gordon Brown, who is still raving all these years later.
Though now he gives the entire country bricks, not just his student friends.
Gordon Brown gives ravers a bad name
GORDON GET’S A BOLLOCKING IN WARSAW…
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6185051.ece
With Mr Brown standing next to him, Mr Tusk said that one of the main reasons Poland has so far managed to avoid the ravages of the credit crisis was because Warsaw had “efficient supervision to banks and sticking to the rules…. not exaggerating with living on credit. These are the most certain ways of avoiding [the consequences] of financial crisis.”
Seems like Mr. Tusk has nt been told that it all started in America and that this country is best placed in Europe……
TAXI FOR GORDON, QUICKLY !!!
What is Gordon doing in Poland? So far this week he’s been in Afganistan, Pakistan and now Poland.
That’s a lot of airmiles to avoid appearing at PMQs tomorrow
Much more relevant to Brown’s trip to Poland is his complete inability to understand when to turn on his rictus smile and when not to. Let us hope that today he does not embarrass us more than he already has by mincing and grinning his way around Auschwitz.
Very off message. Are we going to invade?
Yes. We’re going to parachute in a crack battalion of plumbers
or in Gordons case
A battalion of Crack Bummers
LMFAO
So far this week he’s been shunned by the president of Pakistan and given a lesson in economics by the president of Poland.
Doubtless though, in his own fucked-up head, he had a very productive few days and the photographs to prove it. His autobiography after Labours election annihilation will be the biggest load of moonshine in history. Just watch. It’ll be filled with photos of himself with all these world leaders that he’s been so assiduously collecting followed by the wise words of Chairman Brown. The fucking monologues and helpful articles and reading lists that he left for, in his fucked-up condescending head, the less intelligent leaders of these third world powers.
It is my fervent hope that the bidding for the rights to his self-proclaimed biography of the millenium will be a Dutch auction beginning at fuck all pounds and he’ll have to pay a vanity publisher to print it.
he has signed the petition
Am waiting for R.Slicker to reveal himself.
someone call?
Maybe the real politicians should blog through Guido so that identities are verified.?
It’s too easy for anybody to pretend to be anybody.
If the blog turns into a complete joke, it’s pointless. (But if it stops being funny its pointless too).
I think Ill have another drink.
(Link to 27)?
That was an aside.
OT Did anyone notice this on Budget Day?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/22/budget-conservatives-google-keywords-ads
The Tories bought up keywords on Google to siphon traffic back to their site..
That was a good idea. The Labour Party thought of that, but using phrases like: “doomed, we’re all doomed!” and “You stupid boy” kept getting some weird results.
I notice that the Guardian closed the story to comments after only 15. And many of them seemed to be by the same person using sock puppets.
who gives a bo*****s?
The UK is one of the best prepared countries to deal with swine flu and “all action necessary” will be taken to stop its spread, Gordon Brown has said.
Now where have we heard that before?
Looks like the opening scene to the “money shot”on Raw Meat 3.
Was that one of mr timneys favorites
And Mrs Timney’s!
I don’t believe it
Got it! It’s dave’s old fag from Eton.
Those petition mods must be having a right laugh at this lot. Saved for posterity before they are deleted again.
I confess to being Asif.
* Joy Wendy Endcomes
* Andrew Neil
* Charles Ponzi
* D N Disnigh
* Noki Aitonthehead
* I. Wright
* Mr N.O. McMandate
* Ivor Broquen-Printer
* Mr. P. Iss-Off
* Mr S Meargate
* Dustin Mihands
* Gordon Smallcock
* Mrs Tricoteuse
* Prof L. Igate-Tosser
* Nick Robinson
* Asif Ali ZARDARI, President
* Sarah Brown
This one DOES seem to be updating in real time – up to 55 now, again noted for posterity
List as above plus…
* Gordon pension robber Brown
* All your friends at the BBC
* A.S. Long-As-It’s The Wright Thing
* Juan Ay-Jocque
* Billy Nomates
* I.T. Beganinamerica
* Simon Scrotum
* No More Return To Boom And BUST
* Karl Marx
* Dolly Draper
* Orson Carte
* Phil McHunt
* Imoff Tofrance
* Nucking Futter
* R Ving-Lhuun
* Mr Bunk Spubble (Labour supporter)
* it’s oor oil
* Andrew Marr
* F*ck off back to Scotland
* Arthur Brown Penis
* Do you think you’ll manage to get to 10 REAL signatures?
* Referee R.ndum and U. Ropevote
* Mr Barnett Dividend (Scottish Labour)
* Nicola O’Connor
* Wayne Kerr. Go Gordon your doing a grand job!
* Vaal Ewes
* Seymour Jocksin-Cabinet
* Betty Swallocks
* Rock Ing-Horse
* M. Outhbreather
* Hugh R. Slicker
* Ilick Windows
* Blair mayne UUPCON
* I Hate Broon
Gordon Brown said that he was best placed to go back to
his constituency and prepare for opposition.
Crikey, these are not portraits of Shakespeare or the Turin Shroud, we are talking about one of your tribe from just a few years ago. Surely you lot know whether DC had long hair or not? Or were you all too stoned to remember?
At least the Poles have something true to say about Brown
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6185051.ece
Poor GB yesterday snubbed by the Pakistan President who didn’t see any reason to meet him and today lectured by the Polish Prime Minister on the perils of public borrowing and the culture of debt. Obviously he is as loved internationally as he is at home.
I don’t think the Rave pic is Dave. The person in the (purple) photos looks older than Dave would have been back in 1988 (22 I think).
Here’s a photo of young(er) Dave.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/expateducation/4202464/Debating-delivers-confidence-you-cant-buy.html
That could easily be morphed into Bill Clinton
So what if the picture is of Cameron with long hair?
Why waste time on rubbish like this when there are real scandals happening in the so-called government at the moment?
We want to know which Blairites are going to overthrow Brown and when.
We want to know what expenses are being drawn by our corrupt MP’s, who of course have claimed only what the rules allow (they made the rules).
We want to know what the PM really knew about McBride’s scandalous emails.
But not rubbish about a grainy old photograph.
What the fuck is wrong with us?
Of all the fucked up things going down right now, major shitstorms because of the mentalist and his gang of fuckwitts and we are interested in whether Dave went to a fucking rave, good for him if he did!
We all went raving and had a great time out of our heads for most of it, its what kids do innit?
looks absolutely nothing like him, for christs sake. may as well put up a photo of Lou Beale from eastenders. dipshit.
It started in Mexico.
Got it!
That mouth shape… Its MICHAEL HOWARD !!
It’s Cameron alright. I was with him that day. We were just back from working in Hong Kong when we got a call from a mate about this acid party. We went down out of curiosity more than anything else. Both of us were into cocaine at the time – there was alot of it out in HK – and Extacy was a bit of unknown quantity. At £25 a go it wasnt cheap either!
Anyway we had a good time – in fact I got quite into it all and went to many raves such as Back To The Future, Energy, Raindance, Spectrum, some night at The Astoria and ended up at few new traveller parties a few years later such as Spiral Tribe and Bedlam. Its a misonception that if you are into drugs such as Extacy, LSD and Speed that you turn into some right on hippy. Parties and politics dont mix.
Dave’s wife was into raves as well. It’s really not suprising – anyone with a sense of spirit and adventure who was around 20 years old sometime between the years of 1988 and 1992 would have more than likely attended a rave and taken Extaxcy. If they didn’t…they missed out!
Extasy is a good, good drug. At those raves
everyone wood b ‘on one’ (get sorted! Get
on one!) and the collective bliss out could b
genuinely cosmic and seemingly life
changing…but of course not everyone takes
the dream forward and starts living a
genuinely positive auspicous life. People ’sell
out’ and forget.. And become brain dead
fascist pervs. Like David is today. Lets hope
he remembers.
I’m currently touring the Outer Hebridies. It
is mind blowingly cosmic elemental senary.
Friendly locals. This wood b the ideal place
to take LSD i wood say. Or even have a full
on outdoor rave. Plenty of ideal locations.
The only problem being no actual ravers as
such! Its not the same these days anyway -
2 much alcohol, a hard drug if there ever
was one. I should think the raves @ some
festivals mite b sound.
Oh do grow up.
Shut the fuk up and have some respect 4
teaching. Stop egoising and projecting. In
reality u r talking about yourself. (matey).
There is also the issue of class (sorry).
Actually no i’m not sory i’m fuking angry.
Fuking game playing, blagging, lying bunch of
hypocritical filth. People like Dave and Boris
dont get grief from the cops and state in
fact the opposite. The cops kowtow 2 them.
Wheras, of course, the reality is very very
different 4 non monied and non british
aristocrat youth.
I got plenty of grief from the boys in blue during my foray on the illegal ravescene and I’m far posher than David Cameron and fucking Bo-rice. Christ, I can remember being violently accosted by some foul mouthed thug in a tit helmet as I was leaving Sunrise vs Back To The Future at Longwick that resulted in my arrest.
Your comment that people ’sell out and forget’ is fucking ridiculous as well. The thing about taking Extacy in a field is, as fun as it is to begin with, it gets bloody boring after a few years.
That’s not to say, however, that when I find myself at my desk in the office I will not occasionaly drift back to some other era when I was dancing like a loon in a field off the M25.
It actually amuses me how conventional my life is on the surface and how fucking deviant it is on the inside. I’ve smoked crack in the House Of Lords, jacked up heroin in the pavillion of the MCC and wiped my cock on a curtain in Buckingham Palace. But you carry on with your revoloution in the outter fucking Hebredies.
Fucking hippie.
Never heard of Damian Green MP then?
Twat.
cool how do i help the cause