Michael, a co-conspirator, writes:
Seen at 2.15 p.m. today, on the Holloway Road near Highbury Corner, a shuffling near derelict figure in dirty scuffed jeans, run-down trainers and raggedy-arsed donkey jacket.
A double-take. Yup, that rheumey, red-faced pallor. It is indeed Damian McBride.
“Guido sends his regards,” I yell. No response. He looked ruined.
Ratted more like. Do continue to send sightings…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Excellent – couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke
Is it a Labour thing or is their idea of “dressing down” to look like a friggin’ tramp !!!!!
Doing a Michael Foot then… I seem to recall he was the author of another suicide note.
If you like me need cheering up – try these over at my place – Star Trek, A Team, Star Wars spoof trailers – and for the fluffies – Love Boat.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/things-have-too-serious-around-here.html
You wouldn’t catch Mandi looking like THAT!!!!!
Fair play being rat-arsed though – I bloody would be had I been bitch slapped in public, with all fair weather friends deserted and the prospect of the lawyers taking the door. Fair play – who wouldn’t be drinking?
Jonah net with the Mexican president on less than a month ago
That gave me a scare. I thought they had dug up Michael Foot.
Remember Brown at the Whitehouse with one trouser leg tucked into his sock – yes, to keep the shit from pouring out, very tramp-like. It’s a Labour thing.
On Death List Michael Foot is described as Tramp.
He remains extant.
note to mcbride: you fucking tramp.
note to purnell : I could, without libelling you, call you a dirty fucking gypsy who leaves property they have rented looking like a fucking pigsty.
but I won’t do that because to do so would be to insult all the honest and hygienic gypsies who keep their homes in a clean and decent condition.
you say you were frustrated by your landlord keeping the deposit.
hmmm…. if I were your landlord and you left my property in the shit state you left his then I would probably have bashed your fucking brains out you dirty wanker.
people have had enough of being governed by dirty cockroaches like you.
note to self: stamp on cockroach.
SUBJECT- FALSE EXPENSE CLAIMS (PURNELL)
purnell was a tenant who degraded the property he rented and failed to honour his tenancy agreement. he is clearly unfit to hold office.
but let us set aside for a moment the disrespect purnell has shown for other people’s property and his filthy personal living habits.
one question is; who paid the deposit of over £2000 that was lost as a direct result purnell befouling the property? if that amount was put on his expenses then the taxpayer will wish to see that money immediatley returned.
and I wonder if, as purnell is such a sneakily clever c’unt, he claimed an extra expense for a final clean for the property but, as we well know, did not have the property cleaned but pocketed the money instead.
dirty fucking rotter!
and we will, ofcourse, need to confirm that the original expenses that purnell claimed for cleaning were actually paid to a cleaning lady or cleaning company for cleaning work. invoices, receipts, that kind of thing.
just to make sure he didn’t snaffle them as well!
but, let’s be honest, judging by the terrible state he left the place in, the rooms and sink looked like they had never been cleaned when he was living there. filthy pig!
I think those dollars went straight in his sky rocket.
discuss.
Don’t hold back, say what you htink.!!!
TaT – that ain’t you?
memo to dick: you cheeky c’unt! ofcourse it’s me you fucking spastic!
see, it is me!
you know the fucking score dick. whether you love me or hate me, I win.
Highbury Corner is miles from Archway, completely opposite end of the Holloway Road.
Is that the Holloway Road much frequented for a spot of cottaging by Joe Orton?
yes, and Joe Meek too
I doubt it’s him: must be “Shumm mishtake”.
These people are much, much cleverer than that – McB is probably working for Kate Garraway, who is of course the next Queen, and the guy at Archway has to be a body-double to fool Guido into thinking he’s winning.
In 1981 some senior NCOs in the Intelligence Corps tried to persuade the squaddies that “the Russian Infantryman is trained to do 11 things”. I did not agree with this facile appreciation for one minute, and said so.
All must have prizes -
here is the Labour Party’s new techno anthem for the summer rave-ups where they will sway the disaffected youth to vote with them.
Brown really digs it, no?
Beat me to it, bastard! http://tinyurl.com/dfhz57 Anothewr You Tube triumph for No.10?
O/T (Sorry I know its rude) but please have a look at this No 10 petition – chance to right an injustice?
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/justice4gurkhas/
Probably best if litle Miss Mary stays away a longtime – she too might be spotted near the Archway with a tube of Fozzies one day, keeping McBridey company.
Michael Foot more like.
“Foot is remembered with affection in Westminster as a great parliamentarian. He was widely liked, and admired for his integrity and generosity of spirit, by both his colleagues and opponents.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Foot
Couldn’t be !!! The “old boy’s” 95 and worth 100 of the McBride’s of this world
Michael Foot was an awful politician but the only one I ever met who was a genuinely nice chap and extremely learned to boot.McBride represents the polar opposite.
You can see why he was mates with Dolly!
Was he wearing a sombrero and coughing a lot? We should be told if he is contagious.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
come on who is bob roberts
I believe he contributes extensively to the comments on the Daily Mail from his wife’s second home in Worcestershire.
Yes, Bob Roberts is the well renowned fuck-wit who posted pro-NuLab comments on DM website.
He has been awarded “Prick of The Month” twice already this year on my blog. Utter arsewipe wanker. Could well be Mr. Timney, that well-known letter writer and fan of porn films (at someone else’s expense).
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
He’s no friend of crash Gordon – if there is, as I expect, a huge disparity between the ayes and the nayes Gordon will look even worse.
Just one signature so far;Roberts himself!
Gordon Brown? Or at least his last remaining bum chum. Mandy’s fed up of him too. Looks as though Snotty asked Mandy back just to humiliate him aftewr all!
Bob Roberts regularly leaves pro government propaganda messages on the Daily Mail site. I think he’s a plant working for number 10.
A plant ? My guess is he’s either a Marigold or an ArseSpaDistra
He’s not known as Bob Bobs for nowt, he likes wet apples!
He certainly is two bob
17,030
Isn’t he a sort of Jack Hargreaves figure with pulmpnary difficulties?
I got an e-mail from Gordon Brown saying my signature didn’t count because I was born on a day ending in the letter Y and that that was based on a statutory act written in 1845 which is often overlooked. Im surprised that I should be this unlucky. What are the odds heh?
It’s old red ticks Bob from the DM alright.
Another one paid by the tax payer but working for http://www.labour.org.uk
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of another McPoison clone waiting to be outed.
This will be as funny as it gets.
I think it’s called shooting yourself (or Gorn Bust Brewn) in the foot.
Memo: Must get more panty liners.
At 19:10 27/4/09
For Gordon 3 votes
Against 17,565 votes
QED
One of those is the author another is a piss take so who is the 3rd perhaps a one Mr.G.Brown of London?
I am proud to say that I am the third signator
Faux Cough!
The Brown one could also get as high as 5 you know. Thats 5 votes in total of course
‘ I am the third signator’
Sorry mate can’t stand bullfighting to be honest
I see they have a menu heading Tools for your website on http://www.labour.org.uk It should be Tools (or Hoons) on our website and have pickies and lists of all the cabinet !
Steady on Penguin. There’s enough fish for everyone!
Polly Toynbee van Tuscany
Shirly, Polly Toynbee di Tuscany
That would be crediting La Toya with a bit too much education and intelligence to go with her eye-watering snobbery, IMHO
I was a little concerned that 48 people had signed this, until I looked at the names. Is there even ONE genuine supporter?
LMAO!!!!!
You make your own luck!
You rake your own muck.
You pay for my muck !
Oh fuck.
You sure it wasn’t Brown you saw?
Sounds like symptoms of Scottish Swine Flu.
I will refer him to Dolly Draper for pyhsco analysis rather sharpish before he is chucked out by Esther and Sandi.
How to Make a Killing on the Stock Market
first Deliberately create a Pandemic ( you know like the Foot and mouth Pandemics traced back to Govt Labs )
Then, work with the Govt to Sell the Vaccines to the masses.
Of course, this is only limited to people who have Inside links to the Military Industrial complex.
How to make a REAL Killing on the Stock Market
I don’t think he deserves to be hounded after he has left his public role.
We’ll have to agree to differ on that.
Ho ho “ladscape” – freudian, ask Dolly.
Friggin thing submiited before I was done.
Re public role- I’d like to add- so, the trampy gobshite is fair game until he refunds the public of his spad wages paid to him while in his publicly funded role. IMHO.
Tell that to Nadine.
What? You must be joking…put the fucking boot in!!
Deserve madam?
The low life scum deserves all he gets and far far more.
We still want to know if his pension has been seized and what his current employment status is.
We also want to know about the umbilical link of the scum to his mental Snoteating master, the Scotch destroyer of Britain.
Band of filth, may they all rot in the company of putrifying haggis.
Only the worst types kick a fellow when he is down…
Rebecca, in Sunny Govan it is called getting your retaliation in first.
Putrifying haggis, come of it this type of scum enjoy that sort of thing.
Get ‘medieval’ on him, Starkey stile. Followed by the red hot poker treatment. It is the only just punishment, and the only type of deterrent corrupted public officials have ever understood.
The reason for this is simple.
The person who is doing the corrupting is a criminal. When it comes to political corruption, the criminal must also be dealing with the really big money, somewhere along the line. Therefore this corrupting crook, is a very serious and dangerous criminal indeed, by definition.
Therefore it is logical, that a corrupted public official is more frightened of what his corrupter WILL most surly do to him, then what the criminal law MIGHT do to him. Always remembering that a judge that can not be bought, blackmailed, or simply sidelined, one way or another, has yet to be born.
Well quite the same MO as McPoison himself then
I like haggis
Some of you are disgustingly venomous people. Maybe you should be the ones consulting Draper…
Tarred and feathered would be good, and would provide a nice insulated coating for when the weather turns colder.
http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/
reap what you sew
Not sew BUT sow!
“As you sow, so shall ye reap”
My grandchildren call it karma.
Dharma (destruction and re-creation) surely?
Well if you won’t kick him Rebecca, make way for someone of the worst type who will!!
No it’s, as ye sow, so shall you rip, other wise what point is their in sewing something that hasn’t been ripped, err, what were we talking about again.
Sew pissed off voted got it wrong. Sow friggin what.
Edukashun, edukashun, edukashun.
Stew what you reap more likely – a steaming pile of shit.
Excuse me? His profession is to help people who are having a really crap time inside their head.
And he thinks smearing someone’s wife with the predjudiced society view about the mentally ill is ‘brilliant’ ?
WTF?
Being ill between the ears is no different to being ill between the knee and ankle.
Is it possible to be ill between the knee and ankle?
Yes, it’s called being knee-capped, i.e. both handicapped and knee-capped at the same time. Then there is the kitchen knife version, which is a knee-capping only like a kettle boiling (it doesn’t), which is less messy and less histrionic but equally handicapping.
At which juncture one can only marvel at the tremblings induced in Homes Secretaries by Asian students in comparison to the terrors wrought by the Provisional IRA in her predecessors. It would seem Zanu Labour’s cowardice is exceeded only by its racism.
Fell over a gate while trying to steal through a farm one night pissed up. My shin swelled up like a balloon and the scars are still there ten years later. Didn’t feel it though because I was hammered.
Exactly so, Plato!
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/04/smeargatedrapergate-this-story-is-still.html
It’s quicker this way- my hung over eyes misread your post and missed the word through. I wondered, only briefly, how one would jump a fence with the intention of stealing an entire farm. I was in awe, but then I am technically still pissed. Hey ho, makes morning at work a haze….
What public role? Public funded role, definitely. Public role implies, on behalf of the public, with the necessary accountibility that entails. Spads are not in public roles, they merely take the publics money to do the dirty work on behalf those who are.
I think this load of scum give good cause for the return of the Stocks
Preferably set up right in front of the Bank of England, with baskets of Billingsgate’s castoffs to hand
We could put a few bankers in there while we’re about it…
Has it been confirmed that he is currently NOT in any public role ???
Mmmmmmm ?
Death is too good for the likes of him…
If he Has really left it…
“Spare a quid for a cuppa, mate?”
Jeeezeee. It was “spare us 10p?” back in my day, not so long ago. Gordon really has fucked the economy, that’s inflation Bob Mugabe would be proud of.
A quid indeed. And not even a Big Issue to show for it…
You’ll need a lot more than that for your defence lawyer’s fees you smelly bastard.
Can I have a receipt?
You don’t need one. Hoon.
Completely vindictive and unnecessary.
Keep it up!
just as i was thinking it may be cruel , friends from across the globe remind me why we do this
Yes, Dear
More likely a decoy. The real one is still in the bunker somewhere.
Mr McBride, clearly of celtic ancestry, is following a long and ignoble tradition of bile-filled drunks on London’s streets. Throw him a few coppers if you see him.
Preferably ones in riot gear and long batons
Somebody call me?
He is fooked.
Maundy Thursday won’t come around for another 11 months.
Maybe some Corgi leftover dog biscuits?
Speaking of dog biscuits, maybe someone should wire off tony and gordons pet house monkeyman, and oirish compatriot of this organs owner, Bonio, of this poor tramps plight. He could do a few benefit gigs, or auction of a hat or Lear jet or something. Charidie begins at home.
Just an idea, from a concerned dislexsick.
OT, but interesting……… ZanuLiebour have targeted Nadine Dorries before – they must see her as a real threat.
http://tinyurl.com/cfpkle
She is a marvel of fibbery and nonsense, not a real threat as you put it. And in this case – as usual – she appears to have chosen to put herself in the centre of attention. Like Dolly and Guido in that regard, and Dale of course. Attention seeking behaviours whatever the sense seems to be the Dorries MO.
Do you lot want this ridiculous woman to be Prime Minister? Is that it?
Having said all that I’ve no idea why McBride thought her worth targeting.
Having said all that I’ve no idea…
That’d be about right, Mr Paul…
The sweaty little fantasists fancy her, more like.
PS Humpty Dumpty
You do realise that ads daughter Pippa Storm, as featured at your link, went straight from college through some half-arsed job for a few months, to being in charge of Nads’ Westmister office? On the top grade it seems. Not advertised. And not even mentioned on the Nads’ blog which normally covers a house fly burping withi earshot.
Nads has a daughter of (register avoiding) age? If anything like her ma thats wankbank material. Oooooer. There’s a threesome to take sneaky phone pics at. All on the bareback too…. Oh yes, giggidy giggidy goooooo…..
They do because she is no tory toff and that upsets them (grew up on council estate, single mum, nurse then defected to BUPA). See Sunday Times Interview.
This is what really upset them (from Sunday Times March 2008):
“Most politically toxic of all are plans by Nadine Dorries, a Tory MP, to lay down an amendment that would reduce the time limit on abortions from 24 to 20 weeks. As an amendment to the bill it could get only an hour of debate, but it is one about which the public feels strongly. A YouGov poll for The Sunday Times today shows that 48% of people say they would support Dorries’s measure – a figure that rises to 59% among women – while 35% would keep the limit at 24 weeks; 8% would ban abortion altogether.”
So she does not fit in with the Labour Wimmin view of the world, nor the Dear Leader’s, from the same article: “The prime minister regards the legislation as crucial. If Britain does not make it easier for scientists to carry out pioneering research, he fears they will go elsewhere, jeopardising the country’s international reputation as a centre of excellence in such work.”
Obviously the UK should not be losing, er, market advantage just because people are uncomfortable with things like late abortions. So the regular smears and negative briefings can be traced back to this point at the very least.
If the legals go ahead there will be more links back to the McBroon … er, “some people might suggest” (HT to m’learned friend). And as far as the Catholic vote goes they will require more than the (red herring) constitutional changes, probably will require the Pope be instated as Head of State as a minimum!
This might all fall very badly for around election time…
Excellent comment, Max. All right.
Too true, Eddie; they probably secretly fancy her too…
Too true. She even gives me the hots.
Jeez! Doesn’t Alex Hilton look like an nasty, oily little sod? Just the kind of person who would go sniffing round some young girl for a bit of scandal.
I do hope his Brown/Balls masters will tidy him up before he appears before the Commons committee.
Talking of which, what is Tom Watson, the curry house king, doing these days ?
Perhaps you should have a ‘Twitter Watch’ to update on sightings, or their deafening silence, from the Labour ‘great and the good’ [sic]
http://twitter.com/tom_watson
I think this is he.
I think they’ve all been neutered after Guido outed them – nobody believes a word from them now so what’s the point ?
Just pick up the salary cheque until the election the same as all the other pigs in the troughers.
Bob Roberts is one of Labours pathetic political commisars..this particular little vertical cockroach is often seen on Dail Mail Message Boards,posting vacuous rubbish about how “wonderful liebour are”.
My message to you Bob …and the rest of the liebour cockroaches is “your all doomed to be squashed underfoot”.
Be interesting to see what support it gets. I assume LabourHome etc and other “left leaning blogs” will be linking to it.
Perhaps they’d like a “face-off” and call a “General Election”
Monitoring this should provide a few laughs.
Actually very low level support and all from joke names that are insulting to labour. So nothing bad there then.
“… a shuffling near derelict figure …”
If he’s not careful the Police will give him a shove to see if he bounces.
Don’t shuffle so, don’t shuffle so, don’t shuffle so close to me.
Message in his turps bottle, message in his turps bottle.
Feel no pity for this worm.. there is something terribly wrong with this country, where a husband and wife can be arrested for making love.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm
And McBride was part of the political regime that created such persecution until caught out and justifiably so. He deserves all he gets.
I agree. McBride should be castrated fortwith.
Wouldn’t his advanced age render him incapable of any meaningful congress anyway?
Typical Labour jealousy!!
Blimey, look where jealousy can land you. I do like that she’s opted for a jury trial (although I thought they’d been abolished). There ought to be a competition for the stupidest thing a crusty clubbable judge could say to her.
Good on her!!
I’m glad to see she is not taking this lying down
£515 Fine. Maybe she’d like a part time SpAd position to my wife to help pay the fine.
If you saw their pictures you would know that in any truly civilized country they would be taken out and shot.
“where a husband and wife can be arrested for making love.”
BULLSHIT! They were not arrested for making love, but for causing harm and distress to their neighbours. They were making a hell of a racket and living next door to people who insist on making loud and un-necessary noise when having sex is intensely unpleasant.
OK if someone enjoys listening to others having sex, then they can always watch porn, but when you are knackered and need to get to sleep and you can’t because of noisy neighbours, then that becomes a living hell.
‘Digging for dirt on daughter’s Facebook page..’
The depths of depravity these people will go to…
Just as well you wouldn’t do anything that sleazy Guido…
I mean, it would be a bit like being a stalker, now wouldn’t it…
What is the point of ‘Facebook’?
Being new to computers I joined everything going including facebook. (I mean what did I know) and all I get is stupid shit from me mates who only live round the fucking corner anyway.
People collect new friends like stamps and everyone else seems to have more good looking totty on their friends list than me.
Ok I’m getting on in age but hey girls adopt a Grey Fox today, I promise I wont piss the bed.
What’s it like having mates?
So17
A hint.
Women do not generally go for Mr Sads. Therefore even if you are a Mr Sad, it is best not to let on, especially to members of the female gender. The only Mr Sad that still gets pussy, is Woody Alan. However he does have the advantage of a few hundred mill in the bank, do you?
Just give em a damned good shag, or the best one you can, ASAP. Then act super cool, then try to leave without giving them your telephone number.
If they wont let you leave without leaving your telephone number, then it may turn out to be one of the best nights work of your life, or it may turn out to be the worst.
Promise? I’ve been through a few who have said that!
I managed to get this shot of him… so he’s clearly not entirely bereft of friends, despite recent events
is that Dolley in the middle??
SAP is THE word.
Very good!
The other one must be that filthy bastard Purnell.
yes.. or Gordo himself… oh no, hes still in Pakistan being fucked off by their President… BBC completely ignored this of course…
This is no more nor less than a pic of one of Gordon’s mobile do-it-anywhere cabinet meetings.
shame you couldn’t have got a shot AT him
Wibble
Hopefully MCBride end up dead in a pool of his own vomit after an overdose. Keep pushing him as he’s obviously emotionally fragile at the moment so it’s a good time to try and push him over the edge.
Own? Don’t be so sure – remember, you can’t dust for vomit.
Ha Ha good spinal tap knowledge TT
Here’s hoping for a bizarre gardening accident for the fellow, NG.
With that much alcohol in his system, we can can hope for spontaneous combustion.
Just entered the top ten.
You’ll probably get an ASBO.
Just wait till they get hold of nukes – that’ll be a barrel of laafs too.
Any sign of the magic disc that contains the uncensored MPs’ expenses?Its whereabouts are as mysterious as Tom Watson’s.
I am alive and FULLY dinnered, thank you.
Just keeping a discreet low profile in case that Fatwa waving Nadine Barbie Doll trys to Farter Fuck me with a libel writ over a nobody named Damian 666 c/o Highbury Corner.
Hopefully Arsenal will get beaten on Wednesday to add to his misery.
He tied to sell me a Big Issue on Hungerford Bridge.
I gobbed in his eye.
“Spin that,” I said.
You should have heard the fucking language!
Did the donkey jacket have a logo on on the back of it?
How close is Highbury Corner to Hampstead Heath?
Does McPoison own a dog?
You might be onto something there – perhaps his well thumbed appearance is as a result of too many late night appearances at Hampstead Heath Dogging Track.
Are you sure it wasn’t the ghost of Michael Foot?
Oh dear, i bet he is looking even older for his 34 years now he’s been rumbled and ousted.
Visit my blog for Guido style political opinion, i shall be ousting politicians Guido fashion in no time!
http://www.richard-wilkins.blogspot.com
Thanks!
May I suggest an obvious RSS feed and email address for getting feedback?
and interesting pix too as a post header.
I may be superficial, but a good pix does wonders for a story.
Pix of the fragrantly and flagrantly shaggable Nadine?
I would be up for it but I doubt that Master Baiter would, although that is not unusual for him. Now if it was Mandy ……….
She’s fit mind but you lot must be getting old.
Brown met the Mexican PM just before the flu pandemic struck Mexico
The Mexican President, Felipe Calderón, undertook a State Visit to the United Kingdom between 30 March to 2 April
The global pandemic that started in
AmericaDowning Streetthis blog to negertave we new labour hav don lots for the country and you tory toffs better reckonise it and we gonna win next time british people kno what good for them and it not cameron.and you got no polcies just insluts.gordn brown work hard for uk and save us from amercian probelms.you not been lisening?
Very good. Just the right mix of bollocks and illiteracy to be credible Labourthink. Almost. But I think you tried too hard with the anagrams.
Gosh, I’ve always fancied an ‘inslut’
They don’t like it up ‘em!
Seriously, it would be really scary if this weren’t a spoof.
Wouldn’t it? it is isn;t it…
please don’t tell me there are people who in all seriousness…
Troll alert must,try harder,the students at the uni’s have exams in the next few weeks so they will be swotting,must be from a PFI school.
But noolabourites have polcies!
Can we get these on the NHS?
I think some of the keys are missing from your keyboard.
I think most of the cells are missing from his brain.
Is this the same individual as ‘No More Tory Toffs’ after a liquid lunch/tea/dinner?
Evening, Stan.
That you, DES?
Congrats to those who spotted the spoof (which it was).
It was by way of an experiment. I’d seen many idiotic, illogical, inarticulate, misspelt, angry, pro-NuLab posts which I thought were better ignored. I could not be certain whether or not they were genuine, so I felt I had to see what sort of response one that I knew to be completely synthetic would evoke.
Had I been the real thing, I should have been delighted to provoke such a response: that is the lesson of this exercise, I believe.
Apologies, Guido, for misuse of your excellent facility. This little game has shown me, at least, that the best treatment for idiots is to cross the road when you see them coming and never to acknowledge their existence. One hopes they’ll soon get tired and move elsewhere.
“But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.”
Col. Tim Collins
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Yup I would be magnanimous in victory. Only then when I had done that would I kick him in the Cojones.
I had a friend once whose name was C.O.Jones. Just thought you might be interested.
“Wibble”
Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP
Michael
By any chance was he carrying a brown paper bag, held at the horizontal, into which his mouth was stuffed.
If he was it is no surprise that he was unable to respond.
Cut the poor fucker a little slack as he commits slow suicide via alcohol and depression. A fate fit for that other poisonous piece of dog excrement- A Campbell.
Ah yes, Alistair Campbell. Every fucking footstep he takes scorches the earth and renders it barren.
one month ago jonah brown meets president of Mexico, a few weeks later his country is plunged into a flu epidemic, the curse of the one eyed scot returns…
It was the Snot that did it for ‘em.
I think Brown should give the poor fuckers a chance and carry a bell with him.
All we need to hear now is that he visited a meat-packing plant in Tijuana and left some nose-harvest wiped on a grinder blade, and the circle will be complete.
Yup, another bad day at the office.
Don’t forget the earthquake.
17358. Half an hour should see it climb several places in the top 10.
Save the PM petition now climbing rapidly as well !!!
It now has a whole two (2) signatures one of which is the author himself and the other a piss take name.
Bwhahahahahaha
Fucking delicious.
One thing’s for sure, he needn’t bother coming up to Scotland. We’re doing our best here to get rid of his type.
Subrosa-we are posting some sams and ack acks at the border in case snotty flies north!
Care to join our squad?
Of course anon, anything to get rid of this squalid lot. Email me if you please.
I’m lost as to how the numbers work now on here. Can anyone please explain to a rather non-techy woman.
only if you get your tits out for the lads
@ Subrosa… i think Guido bought the software cheap off a guy called ‘Darling’… the numbers are just random by the looks of it…
How I love your swinging tits,
Swinging tits ,swinging tits,
Double chin , double chin,
Hairy bush, hairy bush
Ooooooooooo,
Alouetta, gentile Allouetta,
Alouetta, je te ploumerais.
You’d be very surprised how upright my tits are for a pensioner I assure you. I don’t think you could afford my rates though
The numbers seem not to matter really because which ever order you read the posts they all still make sense.
Really? Well I never!!
No, it’s Guido’s experiment in nonlinear blogging – we are the lab rats.
In order of posting. Since people reply to different posts within a topic, they appear to come up in randowm order, but they are not – see the times on the two above.
Fuck, I tried to say that. Too fucking slow again!
Ha ha. Nice one, gal. You got a degree or something? Sometimes the system does go completely tits-up but it still makes about the same sense. Cheero.
If, for instance, you posted first (No 1) and someone came along after 100 posts and decided to reply to your post, their post would be No. 101 but would be attached to your post (No. 1)……………I think.
Nearly. The real answer is that Guido is the new ball man for Wednesday’s Lotto, and this is the draw sequence.
Whoops – I think I’ve just done a No.2.
No mate, that was a 217. They’re the worst.
Hey Subrosa,
You lost your way to the Herald ?
If you listen closely, no listen, listen….you may hear faint bagpipes, somewhere in the distance. Listen closely. They’ll lead you home. Nice ‘n jockaneasy.
Glad to help
And of course he won’t be entitled to his contribution-based JSA because he left his job voluntarily and with no good cause.
Hahahahahaha ha haaaaaa, ha. Love it
17,358
Save the PM = 2
C’mon. We can be 5th in a couple of hours even with this bent system they’re using.
Don’t worry – he’s fucked anyway.
Fawkes,is it true that Jonah Brown met the Mexican President a month ago,and now his country is infected with the latter day black death!!!!!!!!!!
True, but at least GordAwful left…even god isn’t that cruel
Mr Fawkes
Seen at 2.15 p.m. today, on the Holloway Road near Highbury Corner, a shuffling near derelict figure in dirty scuffed jeans, run-down trainers and raggedy-arsed donkey jacket.
A double-take. Yup, that rheumey, red-faced pallor.
Sure it wasnt a case of of mistaken identity?
Sorry. Mistaken identity indeed.
It was a duffle coat (Michael Foot brand) and not a donkey jacket as previously reported.
‘Are you Michael Foot in disguise’ is the chant! http://www.rantinrab.blogspot.com
On his way to the Pie Shop no doubt, the fat cat, pie eating b*stard!!!!!
Now leapt to position 8 on 17665
17,665….. and heading North!!!
Damian McBride: A stellar ascent followed by a Stella decline.
Is that Stellar as in Artois???
Rumour has it that McBride was seen wining and dining with Max Clifford, and one insider told how Clifford had handed over £25,000 for the exclusive rights to “I was Mandy’s secret lover” to be ghosted by Kevin Maguire, and another tipped McBride as a surprise entrant to the Big Brother House.
But sources close to the fallen spin doctor denied that McBride had taken part in kinky three way sex with Peter Mandelson and Boy George. “As far as anyone knows he’s on his way to Zimbabwe,” said one insider, “to set up a press office for Robert Mugabe.”
I wouldn’t touch that fucker if he dressed up as John Moss and painted a target on his arse.
The more McBride is hounded and vilified the better. When his money has run out it is more likely that,bitter and rejected by all his old chums, he will sign a whopping deal to tell all about the dark deeds in the bunker. I’m sure that there are agents sniffing around him waiting for that breaking point.
Mr McBride will be lodging at my sister’s tonight.
I have claimed for an extra plug and Sky’s Red Hot Lezzie’s spanking the dwarf.
I gave the taxpayer a discount of 5% as I know the prole’s are having a hard time.
Yours in the Trough
Smithy
Chortle
“spanking the dwarf.”
Is Hazel Blears appearing, then?
In fairness, I must admit I’d do Hazel. Comedy fucks for all…..
Tell him to send me another e-mail. I have no friends left.
I am sending you no more emails.
Don’t you remember what happened last time ?
Gives a whole new meaning to the Brides in the Bath murders back in the nineteenth century.
Swine flu in Scotland. That, unfortunately doesn’t mean McBride has arrived.
http://subrosa-blonde.blogspot.com/2009/04/update-swine-flu-arrives-in-scotland.html
Just about says it all “swine flu in Scotland’” ….. good enough reason to re-open the Roman wall!!
Fuck off. I hope Brown shafts all you Huhnes down there
Watch “Doomsday”, they’ve got the right idea…and it’s got Rhona Mitra
Everyone’s a winner, ‘cept if you’re Scotch, or English with a jockinese pm
Monklands is where Labours dark heart lies, trust me on that.
The Nazis justified their treatment of the Jews by branding them as sub human and the cause of all problems.
A lot of posters have failed to recognise which direction they are going in.
Time to step back from the brink, or we will simply exchange one evil for another.
Shades of Grey.. what goes around.. and he deserves it for his practices in which he was caught out. How appropriate.
Well said Moley. Anger is permissible, evil is not
Mind you, when right-thinking people (in the moral sense) have been vilified and sidelined by evil for so long, it is very hard to turn the other cheek. So turn both cheeks and…. !
Hear, hear, Moley. You are off my list.
Looking at his appearance age 34, one would think he suffers enough just having a shave of a morning. Then and again, those emails to Derek were really rather unpleasant.
Have you ever heard of Godwin’s Law?
Quote—
The rule does not make any statement about whether any particular reference or comparison to Adolf Hitler or the Nazis might be appropriate, —-
Here here, Remeber the incident when we had the Iraqi’s on the Bagdhad Highway, Remeber we are the good guys, we don’t want to be tempted to the Dark side.
Time to step back from the brink, or we will simply exchange one evil for another.
Yes, you could say that. Fine, humane, reasonable words. Noble sentiments. But, on the other hand, wouldn’t it be nice to see all these labour bastards dead in a gutter? Possibly being gnawed on by wild dogs?
Hmm. Tough choice…
Let’s bury Labour first. Kill it, before it multiplies.
It is evil.
Does’t the destruction of an entire nation amount to treason?
“That’s Absolutely Totally Brilliant Damian” – as a life long gooner, I’m ashamed he supports our fine club, but my real point is I don’t believe it was him shiffling along – he’s taken £000s of us – he’ll have enough stashed to live like a Lord (literally) for quite a while ..
Guido
I have noticed the last 2 weeks have seen you falling back on Draper, McBride or Telegraph “stories”.
Up to two weeks ago, your blog was the GOTO site on the web for interesting, pertinent gossip and facts for politicos and disgruntled taxpayers of al hues.
It is a shame that this personal revenge campaign of yours is now dominating your blog posts. Please please please get back to Westminster tittle tattle, blogging on things that matter to your wider readership.
Whilst we all rejoiced in the downfall of Dolly and McPoison, can we leave it to rest now? I for one am a tad bored of it.
Fuck off then, coz there is going to be a lot of gloating.
Another Labour fucker; Jeeeez…..
I agree Solid but stop taking the Imodium and you will feel better.
Try more Guiness with your cornflakes. It’s what Guido does.
Nearly 18,000 now Versus 5 all with strange names.
I like Faux Cough the best.
Anyway cheer yourselves up lads and underpaid lasses.
That leaves another 982,000 to the million mark.
Guido, listen to us. Please get back to sorting the rest of them out. Keep on eye on Draper of course. But MORE tittle tattle please.
Ho Hum … just another pathetic attempt at the “lets draw a line under the sleazegate affair now” strategy.
It didnt work 2 weeks ago and it doesn’t work now.
This is just the beginning – Nadine Dorries and Commons committee will keep it running for a while yet.
Keep on Squirming !
Oh for god sake…
1. No fucking way am I a Labour supporter.
2. Not all Right Wing posters are aggressive retards that feel the need to throw insults around on the web to make them feel big (yes I see the hypocrisy here!!!)
3. I am looking forward to see what Nadine Dorries gets out of Downing Street as much as the next guy, but…
.ah sod it I can’t be arsed even attempting to reply now, bored.
Upshot. I am a Tory voter that isnt an aggressive knob like some on here, that is mildly bored with the Dolly/McBride downfall. I knew I should have just stuck with lurking and reading as opposed to posting. Some of you lot really are twunts.
Solid, the McBride story, broken by Guido, has been instrumental in helping to knock McMental off his perch.
Long may it continue.
Hopefully, he’ll fall into his political grave, shortly.
If you’re bored, go elsewhere for a while …
Capital G in God please. (Hint: Left finger on “Shift” and right finger on “G” usually works for me.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6179503.ece
another mental idea bites the dust!
so much for the youtube video – pillock!
how weird was that?
the expressions were so scary!
Harpic back in the news again
Harman under fire over equality bill that will allow employers to ‘positively discriminate’ AGAINST men
Daily Mail 27th April 2009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173895/Harman-equality-allow-employers-positively-discriminate-AGAINST-men.html
So I get the privilege of paying 50% tax to be discriminated against.
Time to start packing the bags…mates in Hong Kong say the weather is nice this time of year.
Revolution.. if we can be man enough to stand up to these far left militants and throw them out on the streets or in jail for their discriminating crimes, that is, friends.. what goes around comes around.. if we are discriminated against, what’s stopping us discriminate right back at them? Nothing, not when the higher powers that be are supposed to be setting a good example, and are doing anything but that..
Revolt and take back your pride and hurt the MPs where it counts.
Count us in.
Who gave her the Labour Party leadership donations that she so conveniently forgot about?
The best type of Discrimination is Target Discrimination
Time to meet the left soon.
I’ll bet she leads Jack a dog’s life.
Mind you, if it came to a choice of a session with Harlot Harridan or a bit of dogging, I bet Jack would do the right thing and fire up the Cortina!
Definetly one for totty watch
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1173949/Carla-goes-curly-upstaged-Spains-real-princess-glamour-showdown.html
I would like to reiterate to all of you out there, the Budget we have delivered is fiscally sound, designed to give UK plc the best chance of emerging in a sound financial position circa 2032 AD.
Meanwhile us MP’s will continue to work hard fiscally to ensure you can rely on us to continue fiscally, after all, we are experst in the financial field, who else do you know who could continually fuck you over, with IMPUNITY.
You are all sheep.
Hates
AD
Dearest Alley Darley
Your fired
Please accept this 88p bathplug as compensation in lieu of notice.
COPO
It’s so nice to be wanted Ally darling.
And being a sheep is so very useful you know.
It saves your boss from all sorts of Balls ups.
These proposals contravene Article 14 of the Human Rights Act 1998 which prohibits discrimination on the grounds of sex, race, colour, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, association with a national minority, property, birth, or other status.
So do employers obey Harman Law or European Law?
Perhaps she will tell us.
I will be obeyed!
Don’t forget Harpic’s “Court of Public Opinion”.
She got all that cash back from Sir Fred yet, has she ?
Personally guaranteed was it ?
So the government make it next to impossible for the Gurkhas to qualify for residency and in the next breath
Britain has not ruled out taking Guantanamo terror suspects, says Jack Straw
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173994/Britain-ruled-taking-Guantanamo-terror-suspects-says-Jack-Straw.html
and
Pakistani men held and then released without charge in terror raid fiasco to appeal against deportation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173984/Pakistani-men-held-released-charge-terror-raid-fiasco-appeal-deportation.html
BREAKING NEWS EU WARNS UK AGAIN OVER FINANCES
Alistair Darling faced major embarrassment tonight as the European Union issued an official warning to Britain over the state of its public finances.
It said it expected Britain to take longer than other countries – including struggling Greece, Ireland, Spain and France
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174008/Blow-Alistair-Darling-EU-issues-official-warning-state-Britains-public-finances.html
It would appear that once again, Prudence has been climbing trees without her knickers.
Prudence is just Brown in a kilt.
I’m trying hard to get that putrid vision out of my head. Yeuch.
The EU doesn’t want its Projekt f*cked by Labour – Labour’s giving the EU the name it deserves.
The EU’s in ‘destroy’ mode, this side of the EU elections.
Doubtless, it will lay into the Tories ‘at the appropriate time’, coming soon to a BBC near you.
I had a feeling in my water that they were going to say that.
Well making a pact with the devil does carry a certain element of risk!
Brown and the Labour Cabinet are like some mind warped Doctor Who monsters
Nah. Nowhere near as clever.
Second prize? The bad news is it don’t exist.
Regardless of its truth this post really exemplifies Guido’s true character and hypocrisy. Never mind what goes around comes around as they say.
Yes, I’ve been feeling my seaweed, though not in the same way as Master Baiter.
Sorry, this was a reply to Mystic Smeg.
Just saw this on the Petitions page of the Number 10 website:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to carry on leading this great country of ours.
How many in support? Eight (8)!!!
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
For him to resign already stands at 17,969!
Only eight? I thought there were far more numpty’s out there – twelve at least.
Far less than eight unless you believe these to be er, supportive:
“bob roberts, the Petition Creator, joined by:
1. aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
2. john fisk
3. Gordon Brown
4. get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
5. Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
6. Faux Cough
7. nobody elected brown”
And is Balls a genuine name?
There are 38 now… Getting quite inventive aren’t we?
And the *other* petition is now over 20,000
It was a postal vote with no stamp; they’ve had to return to sender.
Look at the list of the adoring public begging him to stay:
bob roberts, the Petition Creator, joined by:
aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
john fisk
Gordon Brown
get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
Faux Cough
nobody elected brown
Another triumph for the Dear Leader and Great Helmsman.
Current supporters:
* aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
* john fisk
* Gordon Brown
* get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
* Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
* Faux Cough
* nobody elected brown
* Snot-gobbler
* O B Liden
* Robert Mugabe Esq
* Gordon’s mum
* Boom AND Bust
* Mrs Mugabe
* Hate that Lying Jock
* fat unelected lying hoon
* It started in America
* Winston (after re-education) Smith
* Bob Roberts’ hamster
* Tony B Liar
* Nail Biter Brown is an even bigger liar than Blair
Good move. 20,000 or more is nothing on its own but 20,000 versus 9 means something. Anyone supporting it will have to dclare who they are – just like we have.
aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
john fisk
Gordon Brown
get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
Faux Cough
nobody elected brown
Snot-gobbler
O B Liden
Robert Mugabe Esq
Gordon’s mum
Boom AND Bust
Mrs Mugabe
Hate that Lying Jock
fat unelected lying hoon
It started in America
Winston (after re-education) Smith
Bob Roberts’ hamster
Tony B Liar
Nail Biter Brown is an even bigger liar than Blair
R S Likhan
was a well known swinger at Edinburgh University
Tractor Production is UP! I Tell You
Cape Cod Gay Gordons dancing troupe
Norfolk n’ Good
Light Touch
F. Uckwit-Roberts
Nun Soblindas Thosewhowillnot-See
402 Daystogo
Swine Flu (to Afghanistan)
Ashie
Joy Wendy Endcomes
So long and thanks for all the benefit cheques
Pension raider – then they collapsed
Major Farquin Arson Winker (Ret)
L X Shun Nao
Thai Mtugo
Phones-R-Us
EightyEight P. Bathplug
Polly Toynbee von Tuscany
U.R. Bonkers-Roberts
Bob Roberts Arse-Licker
Za Nu Liebor sucks!!
James Gordon Brown is an amoral fucking sewer rat the worthless Huhne
As of 8.39pm Mr Snot Gobbler is back on the list, taking the total to nine. I think McBroon intervened and insisted the vote be counted.
I wonder if he counted on this too?
ComRes Poll.
Now at 6th place with 18,261. Meteoric just isn’t the word.
I’ve had at least one friend say their name is not appearing on the list (and having clicked the confirmation e-mail). Most suspicious.
oh yeah. They’ll cheat if they can but sooner later some journo with clout will pick it up and start quizzing. This is good……..at last …..we’re getting him.
Even after scrolling down to the bottom of the page and clicking the link to show all?
Of course
If only you’d taken a photo, Guido!
Yes. We probably bought the clothes he stood up in.
# 140 Thank you Samantha. I still don’t quite understand it but I shall make a note of the post numbers and see how it goes from there.
ps I note how slow the male contingent were, without the usual one who has to have a reward. If he saw my tits he’d never most again for a week at least
Well, show us and we will decide.
ooops that should be post of course not most.
ooops, that still doesn’t excuse you from showing us!
Please can we have a “Spotted” competition? Mc Bride and Draper? Guido can choose the best spot of the day, and reward the successful competitor appropriately…
Better still. Why doesn’t, say, the Daily Mail print cut out Donkey tails and offer £5000 for the reader who can pin the tail on the back of his donkey jacket and take a picture to verify.
Absolutely Brilliant Idea, huh ?
ooh yes definitely better. sorry I clearly spend too much time reading Heat..
Comres poll on PoliticalBetting.com
Guido – any chance we could have a post publicising the petition? It’d be such a waste if it were to fizzle out…
Here it is:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
Now at 18,522 and climbing rapidly. No sign of fizzling out yet.
There are still only 6 questions put forward to Gordon Brown on his Youtube Ask The PM II.
http://www.youtube.com/DowningSt
C’mon people, you probably only need a couple of hundred in support to get a Q in front of Gordon Brown as opposed to 20,000 for this petition.
20,000? So what!
So Hot ?
Is there a petition?
What’s it for?
Why didn’t anyone mention it before?
cant u read?
So GB’s bosom pal is down and out in London and the rest of his ‘worthy’ associates are running around like headless chickens trying to preserve their fesathered nests. GB not now going to scrap 2nd homes allowance- of course its all the fault of David Cameron and the Lib Dems who would not accept his proposal for a daily attendance allowance. Anyone who has seen the video on Plato’s site about MEP’s ‘Friday 7am registration and run’ scandal knows why everyone, except GB and dear ‘self-effacing’ harriett harman won’t support THAT proposal. GB’s own mates ( except of course McBride who is now beyond the pale for doing their bidding and getting found out) are planning a supposedly secret coup whilst GB has fled to Pakistan with rumours now rife that the President of Pakistan has declined GB asylum.
At 20:40 27 April 2009:
For Gordon Brown on the 10 Downing Street web site 9 votes as follows:-
aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
john fisk
Gordon Brown
get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
Faux Cough
nobody elected brown
Snot-gobbler
O B Liden
Against Gordon Brown 18,422.
Faux Cough! Fucking blinder. Thanks for doing the spadework Sungei.
I wonder if ‘John Fisk’ is related to terrorist-loving guardianista Robert Fisk?
Petition is being reported in the Mail now: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173838/Almost-15-000-sign-petition-Downing-Street-website-demanding-Prime-Ministers-resignation.html
That Draper’s gone all quiet. Probably hoping it’ll all blow over eventually if he keeps his head down and keeps his gob shut.
Fat chance.
Have another read of this especially the comments, it’s a bloody scream:
http://www.labourlist.org/why_im_considering_legal_action_against_the_guidohencke_smear,2009-02-12
tee hee hee ! Bet he never used the at Berkeley gym, even if he was allowed.He doesn’t mention being kicked out either does he…? Funny, that.
like reading the rants of a child caught red handed with a ball in their hand and a broken window in full view…
particularily liked this line from his ‘post’:
“Every week I see vulnerable people, some with life threatening mental illnesses”..
and that was just in No.10
I think he means that once a week is how often he uses the mirror…
Petition is on Guardian web-site:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/apr/27/downing-street-website-resignation-petition
There is a link in the Article which takes you to the Downing Street spin and Guff site, where funnily enough, there is no mention of the petition or how to get to it.
PURNELL = STEPTOE
OT but not sure where else to post this.
Stephen Byers attacks 50 tax rate:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8021726.stm
Looks like they are turning on the dear leader in some effort to save their seats (arses?) in the next GE.
That makes fantastic reading….cat amongst pigeons, methinks..
He’s out of the country at the moment – they think they are safe to speak freely and to scheme!
Wouldn’t you just love to be a fly on the wall when Brown sees that though? If I was an aide, I’d glue down any loose objects in the vicinity
I hope they give him a medical before letting him through Heathrow – there’s no way he’d pass….
lemon and aspic snotty?
Lets be fair
Mr McBride seems to be that rare thing
A Jock that can appear in public without pissing his pants.
No wonder the Celtic Hoons wear skirts , thick socks , splash proof boots and go commando.
Its why tartan was invented.
A nation of bed wetters.
Is he Scots or Scottish decent ?
I’d have thought Irish with that name.
Sorry DD but McBride is one of your own!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bleedin Cockney mate ,born and bred.
Jesus don’t we have enough tosspots with Brown ,Browne, Darling, Reid and Alexander without adding your own hoons??
We are Scots tosspots too, you know, and we don’t take kindly to being ignored.
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to carry on leading this great country of ours. More details
Submitted by bob roberts – Deadline to sign up by: 27 October 2009 – Signatures: 11
Current signatories
bob roberts, the Petition Creator, joined by:
* aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
* john fisk
* Gordon Brown
* get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
* Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
* Faux Cough
* nobody elected brown
* Snot-gobbler
* O B Liden
* Robert Mugabe Esq
this is soooooo funny http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/support-the-PM/
meanwhile back in the closet We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign. More details
Submitted by Kalvis Jansons – Deadline to sign up by: 22 October 2009 – Signatures: 18,782
Nice to see they’re not pruning the obvious fakes from the petition to keep him then
I’m tempted to start 2 petitions at the same time, one calling for a General Election now and one calling for Brown to hold the election next year after he’s “sorted” the economy out. Just to see which one rises fastest you understand
LETS FIND OUT WHO BOB ROBERTS REALLY IS!
‘bob’ posts all over the net supporting the labour mob…….
i wonder if ‘bob’ is paid for by Labour or a stooge sitting in drowning strasse or ‘working’ for jacqui smiff?
definately not a bona fide ‘free’ poster.
he usually posts as bob roberts,worcester.
Buggrit millenium hand and shrimp. Someone already beat me to creating a petition calling for an immediate election. Might still try and do it though as I want it wording differently
I noticed that Hugh Jarse has signed the petition….. Cherie Blair perhaps?
LOL
I think that people are beginning to look at the petition and both understand the nature of the endgame and the fact that it is going to take place rather closer to now than to 2010.
The question is as to whether events are controlled or do the controlling.
He has to call in the spring/summer.
To call in Autumn/winter months is even more suicidal.
That paints him into a corner just a tad = June / July 2009 ???
18,782
19012
Damian McBrides’s pal , Tom Watson MP – remember him? (no doubt looking out for his dear friend Damien now that he is down and out in London) has been busy today according to the ‘Tory’ Daily Telegraph. Dear Tom has been busy at the Digital Inclusion Conference in London, answering your questions! Did you know that? Or have they only bothered to tell us that after the event is over?
He’s been at DIC ? Typical.
What? He had his fingers up his arris? Dirty bugger.
Did someone Just Sneeze ?
That’s it, elections are off, Round up all the bloggers.
Another Damien McBride sighting. He’s not looking good.
http://osocio.org/images/uploads/DASL-Drunk-Woman_thumb.jpg
Ha ha. You would need a heart of stone not to laugh. Damien McBride is the harbinger of what is to come for all the useless parasites that are NuLabour.
Read the Guardian article.
What gobsmacked me is that the petition was started by a Labour supporter.!
No – I’d wear a hard hat, make a vow that I would not be voting labour next time around, take photographs, make notes and make plans to write an expose just as soon as the conservatives won the next election.
Another day.another poll at political betting .com
CON 45(+5) LAB 26(-2) LD 17(-1)
So another survey with no respite for Brown?
Since last week’s budget the only pollster we’ve had voting intention numbers from has been YouGov – although we have had two surveys so it’s good that tonight another poll is published. The survey from ComRes for the Independent has shares very much in the same area.
More coverage of the petition:
http://www.computing.co.uk/computing/news/2241154/big-success-brown-resignation
All those names on that petition? NOT getting Tamiflu, says Gordon….
That the vaccine that’s inserted up yer you know where?
I thought revenge was a dish best eaten cold, not steaming hot out of the saucepan!
Life without compassion is not worth living.
You listening, Damian ?
Life without compassion is NOT WORTH LIVING.
Stick with that thought please, Damian.
Take care now x
Well I look at it this way,if someone was kicking you in the balls and you notice he has a bandage wrapped around one of his fingers would you still you have compassion for them.
Life without compassion is not worth living.
I’ve got fucking loads of compassion. None for these bastards though.
By the way, it started in Mexico.
H1N1, It started in America! Brought to the UK by the Scots, Typical.
The Scots just keep giving and giving, rock on New Liebore
A good day to bury bad Mexicans.
I have lost my mind. This is the only possible explanation for what I apparantly just saw on the BBC ten o clock news: the best defence against swine flu is, the BBC tells me, to sneeze into the crook of your elbow.
madness.
They’re panicking about this pissy little sniffle, meanwhile drug reisistant TB is spreading exponentially in our inner cities, thanks to labour’s open door.
It started in a scotsman’s elbow…
I thought TB was off criticising us left footers…
But how will they teach the pigs to do it?
Dunno, but Gordon’s been trying to convince us that pigs can fly for years
Stop talking about ‘Flying Pigs’, the price of bacon will go up.
Shut up about the secret Asian TB epidemic, you racist!
There has always been TB in the Asian population. My old Dad, a sales rep, caught it off a shopkeeper in West London in the 60s. There’s also been a lot of very large aggressive bed-bug type infestations brought back from India and Bengal in the East End – some friends who took over a council flat in Bow got horribly bitten and had to have the place fumigated – floorboards up and the skirting replaced etc. Pest control said there was a lot of it about!
Even the Fucking Pigs have it in for us now.
Labour= Lice
Tony Blair =TB
Fortunately I’m immune.
You awe all being wather cwool to NuLabouw. Awn’t you all wather wight wing? I was wobbed last night you know. Blub etc. My wed-headed buwd is a slut and gets fucked up the ahse wegulawly.
Fuck off back to your hole, Draper.
Is Harriet Harman a friend of the ‘currently brought low’ Damien Mc Bright? Who is Harriet Harman? She is the daughter of a Harley Street Consultant. A former pupil of the exclusive St Paul’s Girls School and undergraduate at York University no doubt in the times when Government picked up the tab for one’s degree. She is apparemtly the author of the ‘Life on Mars’ 50 per cent tax that this Labour government is currently proposing to soak the rich’. Oh Yes forgot to mention that Harriet Harman is also the niece of the Earl and Countess of Longford, a family link she tries very hard not to acknowledge. Guido knows more about this, given that the Longford Peerage is centred on their family wealth in Ireland.
- Swine Flu
- Positive Discrimination
- Monitoring all Internet Usage
- UK Economy ruined, EU penalisation imminent.
Don’t you think revolution and forcing Labour out of power is becoming a reality? Especially if one side is openly discriminating against another and is actually encouraged by the government to act so?
If all unite to demand a general election by demonstration en masse… this madness may end sooner than later, human rights, a reasonably and not fantastical public spending plan may be created, and liberty may be saved… While there’s still a country left to demonstrate in…
Liberty exists only in the mind of the imaginer.
It does now.
What is wrong with our troops? Honestly I have just seen Brown on the news in Afghanistan. He was meeting the troops and they were shaking his hand???
I thought that these were supposed to be fighting men and women? So what the fuck is wrong with them? Not one of them punched him in the face?
BLOODY WIMPS!!!
It could be that behind the cameras, Brown’s mates were holding all the guns
but he hasn’t got any…can’t be that…. must have told them he actually was going to resign…
New Girl,
If only, if only.
These are extemely brave men and women fighting a thankless war that this government committed them to. They know they must preserve their energies for the job they are charged with. They are not going to hit a useless wimp like GB . Don’t detract from what they do by equating them with this useless government. They ( men and women) put their lives on the line every day for their country , for you and me, they are heroes. The tragedy is that the head of this country is a damaged GB who is worth less than a ‘lump of mud’. We should tell our fighting forces ‘never mind GB or Harriet Harman etc – we KNOW you are worth more than he or his ‘fellow parliamentarians’ or indeed harriet harman.We value what you do, and we just want you home safe along with your Gurkha colleagues.’
Do pop over to Camp Bastion Mr Ned and say Bloody Wimps to our faces.
The reason that we didn’t punch him in the face is because it is much easier to wipe your hand with a disenfected baby wipe rather than a snot and blood covered knuckle.
But do pop over you armchair arsehole. Happy to show you around.
Twat.
Mr Ned I suggest you pop over to http://www.arrse.co.uk and say sorry to SGT Slingsby and his mates,donate a few pennies to them so they can do what they like doing best flying around the world and getting their pictures taken
I guess you are trying to be funny.
HM Forces swear an oath to obey orders of HM Queen and her Ministers. They are disciplined professionals and will keep their personal opinions to themselves in these circumstance. I would also guess the RSM will have had a word beforehand.
If you ever meet any service people off-duty you will be left in no doubt of their dislike of Labour, Blair, Brown, and the whole feckless bunch.
Personally, I am rather glad our Armed Forces don’t get involved in politics. We may have the economy of a banana republic, but hopefully only that.
Look what happened to me – only popped out to the UN for a couple of days & that bloody ungrateful army staged a coup. I got convicted for corruption, had my passports confiscated & had to sell Man City to pay for the counter-coup. That didn’t work, so now I’m down to my last few million and can’t travel anywhere that doesn’t accept a Nicaraguan passport (plenty cheap if you know the right people). Be afraid Broon, be very afraid!
If you tossers back in blighty would raise your heads from the sports pages and OK magazine for two seconds perhaps the need to come crying to the military to sort it out would dry up?
So we are going to get rid of Labour after they have completed what the Reich,and countless others before,failed to do.
And next we are going to have what?
Fucking tory boys who wont pull us out of the monolithic whore that is the EU and wont sort out immigration in our country.Cheers.
Why any of us in the mob ever fucking bothered is beyond me.
I can assure you, Mr Ned, that members of our armed forces are all too well aware that Brown despises them more than he detests the rest of the British electorate. He has delivered several calculated insults – like a part time SoS – and has steadfastly refused to stump up enough money for them to do the jobs he orders them to do. This is despite his unlimited generosity to reckless gamblers in the banks.
He might reflect on that if he starts to think that he might need Aid to the Civil Power to protect him from the anger of the people.
On the subject of hobos – there are pics of Purnell’s flat on the Mail site
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173769/Revealed-The-filthy-rental-home-vacated-James-Purnell–1-600-cleaning-paid-taxpayers.html
Looks like one for Kim and Aggie.
Another of McBride’s smears. He’s doing Ed Balls dirty work this time.
Point is taxpayer’s meeting Purnhell’s lodging costs. Mail should probe his expenses over this one.
Tonight’s meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party was a real cracker. Ferrets fighting in a sack doesn’t do it justice. The amount of anger, despair, and sheer venom directed towards Gordon Brown was incredible.
I think Gordon will be removed in June. If the opposition called a vote of no confidence half the Labour MPs would vote with them.
Any evidence? Quotes?
Sky reported on a “very acrimonious meeting”.
Another bad day for Brown and a ComRes poll for tomorrow’s Indie showing a huge 19% lead for the Tories.
“You’re a cunning little cnut, Liam, I’ll give you that. But I’ve got no time for grasses. Feed him to the pigs, Errol.”
“Er … thank you, Lord Vader.”
we must keep him in place
I suspect that MPs are keen to delay the change of government until they can get their financial affairs in order. Or to put it another way – until the parasites can find a new host!
Where were all these voices when they let him walk straight into the position without any barriers whatsoever ?
Most of the rest of us could see he was insidious, incompetent and deranged, but these people subjected the UK people to this oxygen thief.
(I was unlucky enough to have monitored this man in person whilst on a flight into Glasgow – he was shaddow chancellor at the time and I was Labour inclined. That 1 hour flight was enough to make me detest the man intensely for ever more)
I hope they all regret it for the rest of their lives.
I know we will.
On the subject of Tory cuts, what odds will anyone give on the survival of the Downing Street petition site?
50/50
Who are The Tories?
well when they get in I’ll be petitioning for the keeping of the petition site
I reckon you’ll have about five minutes—
More than enough time, should get a few thousand in that time, just look how popular the petition supporting the PM has been
60/40?
357 keep the debate going. Sorry but elderly’s like me need to go to bed to now. Good night. God Bless.
See ya.
Thank you . Sleep tight.
In these difficult economic times, it is important to remember that I remain a complete Hoon. And that’s a promise you can take to the bank.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoon
Crick showing Brown’s loonie YouTube vid on Newsnight to much sniggering from him and Wark.
Brown is a laughing stock even amongst Labour toadies at the BBC.
Crazy Gordo getting down and funky:
Crick and Wark taking the piss out of Mad Brown on Newsnight tonight.
The PLP ripped Brown a new arsehole at their meeting tonight. They aren’t happy and are moving towards kicking him out according to Frank Field and others.
That youtube clip was creepy
Gordon Brown silences YouTube critics by disabling viewer comments
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/the_web/article6182161.ece
Great to see the British have retained their sense of humour:
McMental’s supporters:
bob roberts, the Petition Creator, joined by:
aslong as it isn’t cameron the con
john fisk
Gordon Brown
get stuffed, plus Brown’s never been a leader
Ed Balls, Chancellor in Waiting
Faux Cough
nobody elected brown
Snot-gobbler
O B Liden
Robert Mugabe Esq
Gordon’s mum
Boom AND Bust
Mrs Mugabe
Hate that Lying Jock
fat unelected lying hoon
It started in America
Winston (after re-education) Smith
Bob Roberts’ hamster
Tony B Liar
Nail Biter Brown is an even bigger liar than Blair
R S Likhan
was a well known swinger at Edinburgh University
Tractor Production is UP! I Tell You
Cape Cod Gay Gordons dancing troupe
Norfolk n’ Good
Hehehehe.
Faux Cough for PM , hun .
Wish it woz one of mine . Just get snotty his one-way ticket to Armagideon .
Ta .
© E x .
Every stupid comment devalues the resignation petition, which is quite deliberate.
It also damages other petitions, some of which are valuable.
“The Government has released the motion for Thursday’s debate without any reference to the proposed reform Mr Brown set out in a YouTube video last week.”
Labour isn’t working.
Reid arguing on CiF for the Criminalisation of the English (Jacqui’s super snooping database) and getting a kicking on CiF:-
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/apr/27/surveillance-data-protection
Some very good comments but I liked this one:-
“Devil take you – I’d rather fewer murders went unsolved (yes, even if I were the victim) and Britain remained a free society, than for us to sleepwalk into your fascist surveillance-serf society.
Why don’t you go and conduct some surveillance on your own chronically criminal party?”
Yes! They like to watch us but they don’t like us watching them. The “Do as we say not as we do” party.
Cif is great fun, especially when that women Toynbee makes a post. I mean you simply have to feel a little sorry for the fat ugly, used to be fuckable, old has been. Surly she cant actually read the comments section. Because any normal sensitive human being would want to top themselves, reading such well deserved personal abuse. Never mind have the nerve to publish and get paid for any more of her pathetic nonsense ever again.
The women is either very brave, desperate, desperately greedy, extremely thick skinned, or just straight forward thick, or very possibly all of these at the same time.
Always worth a laugh however, so she is earning her pay in one way. The Guardian must often wish it had never gone on the internet in the first place. Half the posts comment sections are more hateful towards all things Labour then even this blog manages.
Or deluded. Oh yes.
O/t but…
Outbreak of Swine Flu confirmed in UK
Oh, damn.
heh, heh – I’ve got tamiflu
“fewer murders went unsolved” – double negative makes no sense
but non-double non-negatives never don’t make less sense than none
Michael Crick described, in Newsnight tonight, Gordon Brown’s somersaults, u turns and back flips on the question of MP’s expenses as:
“A case study in how not to govern”
shuffling near derelict figure in dirty scuffed jeans, run-down trainers
In the shuffling madness
of the locomotive breath,
runs the all-time loser,
headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping –
steam breaking on his brow –
old Charlie stole the handle and
the train won’t stop going –
no way to slow down.
Locomotive Breath, Jethro Tull
Gonna dig it out now. Ta Laughing George.
A Sage of your time!!
ed balls “asleep at the wheel ” and an “unreliable witness”
jaqui thinks collecting everyones communications is a bad !! well perhaps not exactly bad but too expensive !!
gordon said cameron and clegg should take it lor eave it , on daily sign in rate mps expenses ,so they left it and amazingly so did some labour mps
sorry ime still abit upset , silverton , tess and now van houten , off available list , what is this comming to
Has anyone else heard the whisper that McBride was known as ‘Typhoid Mary’ to Downing Street insiders? Has this got anything to to do with Swine ‘Flu and Brown’s famous vow “to save the World?”
No, this one’s down to Bilderberg. Funny really, Ed Balls was at the last Bilderberg conference.
Also, the audacity of you to comment on McBride’s drinking is astounding. You have four alcohol-related convictions. Time to give it up yourself perhaps?
“Father I have sinned, forgive me”
Now stuff off you sanctimonious git.
The lowlife, poison-personfied, scumbag deserves a massive kicking followed with equal vigour by one on the nose-excavating Mentalist currently driving Britian into the North Sea without a lifejacket.
No. 10 ‘Gordon Resign Now’ petition now above 20,000. Could be 50,000 by the end of the week.
Now 6th – only another 8,000 sigs required before it’s top
The times have the snot eating video and some shit about him turning comments off on his latest idiotic adventure into utube .
Down and out at the Hay:
From Richard Kay in the Mail:
After being implicated in ‘Smeargate’ for receiving emails from former No10 hatchet man Damian McBride, you might think Labour blogger Derek Draper would be all the rage at the Hay Literary Festival, where he will talk about psychotherapy.
Alas, the organisers don’t seem so sure. Tickets for his talk are just £5. Visitors to Archbishop Desmond Tutu’s lecture will have to part with £50. Even tickets to hear comedian Frank Skinner are £10.
Draper’s determined to make hay while the sun isn’t shining.
Even at £5 a head, it might interfere with his Benefit payments.
Have you seen him talk ?
£5 ? Only if I were sleep deprived. Borat is more convincing on his chosen subject.
£5 ? Must have a £15 lunch thrown in to be a success.
Worth a fiver to me.
Think I’ll pop along and ask him for an apology just to make it far more entertaining for the guests.
May I ask him if “my” smear was one of the Absolutely Brilliant ones ?
Brown’s premiership is turning out to be even more disastrous than I predicted in my book “Boom and Bust” written before he became PM. Contact me on nigel_bowker_917@hotmail.com for a free electronic copy.
It appears that the Blair “attack poodles” have been let off the leash to give Brown a nip !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5232314/Tony-Blair-ally-Stephen-Byers-criticises-new-50-pence-income-tax-rate.html
Byers should know his place, if he knows what’s good for him.
..near derelict figure in dirty scuffed jeans, run-down trainers and raggedy-arsed donkey jacket.
Sounds as if the bloke was on his way to a job interview.
Oh no, it doesn’t not make no nense neither, don’t it?
ComRes Poll in “The Independent” piles on misery for Brown
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tories-increase-lead-to-19-per-cent-as–labour-suffer-in-wake-of-budget-1675182.html
Interesting how the Indie would rather blame Labour’s decline on something so recent as the Budget, rather than public frustration and despair at 12 years of misrule.
If you want calm balanced discussion of Swine Flu try the New York Times.
http://roomfordebate.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/27/swine-flu-a-cause-for-panic/?hp
NYT is a good example of how good a newspaper can be. The other one that really impressed me was the Irish Independent.
As opposed to the British Media which hovers between – “Don’t panic – the government has everything under control” to “We re all doomed- doomed !”
The bottom line is that “Swine Flu” appears to be just a virulent form of seasonal flu – the majority of people will only be affected with a mild dose which a period of bed rest and paracetamol will cure. Unforthunately we’ve seen a post 50′s generation where it takes just a small mention of pandemic to bring up visions of “The Buboonic Plague” of the MiddleAges. I remember catching the influenza in 1950′s which was the last really serious “pandemic”(although the word hadn’t been invented then) when at school as did the majority of my class – we survived – on 2 Aspirin and rest AND so will the majority this time around!!!!! The media here should be more responsible in their coverage
Just more liebour distraction politics
Good morning, friends. Latest government scandal, Home Office colludes with Phorm to see if they are ‘comfortable’ with their arrangements…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8021661.stm
No privacy, no decency, and they want the sheep watched in their pen at all times… Don’t you think it’s time for a change (of government?).
The majority of the electorate seem to think so but when has – “What the electorate think ?” bothered Labour ???
Today Jonah is in Pakistan … where’s a good Taliban suicide bomber when you need one?
Why does Jackboot call herself Miss Smith when she is really Mrs Timney? If you have nothing to hide, blah blah.
Anyone else notice that the 12 arrested (and still innocent) men from NW England served almost the same sentence in jail as Lord Ahmed? They were charged with nothing while he DID kill someone after texting on his phone while fast driving.
Mr Timney, is the same sleazy geezer what gets his jollies at the taxpayers’ expense?.
Good point – If Jackboot Smith/Timney and You-tube Brown had their way the unlucky (and still inocent) dozen would have been locked up for 42 days – comfortably outstaying the guilty Lord Ahmed I understand.
Lord Amahad of the CrushInfidel-and-Evil, 10,000-strong Moslem Rage Regiment and one of our Righteous brothers, has recanted mightily for his sins, which related to manslaughter not murder, so that’s ok then. Carry on texting milordie.
Who will take in McBride’s obviously dirty laundry which is rapidly becoming a greater danger to public health than scottish swine flu?.
Better to walk than drive.
Remember TB promising a government that would be ‘purer than pure’ before 1997? Even though he was maybe only referring to the first parliament, it was very popular to expect that Labour would be ‘purer than pure’ indefinitely. I never expected so myself, depsite being only a teen. Now such (then unpopular) scepticism has been vindicated, the right should have more fun telling the public, and the left in particular, that they had told them so.